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Well, hello and welcome, Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for
telling a friend. Kevin's here tonight. Doug Phelps is in getting already we
will have a Doug Phelps intro. Let's go on out and can't wait for
that text five eight five two or six eighty eight sixty six. Somebody said
they want to have new Man Monday with Stephanie Ka. It seems like there's
always a new Man Quinn Stephanie's on. I don't know in Stephanie's world.
I need to get into the bets on that too. I gotta I gotta
place my trifecta. And then somebody wrote, Billy, please please please have
Greg on the pod that Stephanie is on with her new Man Tampa follow up,
which I think technically and I'm not sure if we'll actually do it or
not, we would be That's the final day of the PGA Championship that Sunday,
and we may do it from the ten at thirsties that at least was
the original plan. That'd be cool. I don't know. But we are
also joined tonight by Kyle Corman, who has a company out of Victor called
Shit and Good Coffee. And I heard about this and I went, wait,
that's a local that's phenomenal. And then I did a little research on
it, and you and your wife started this company. Yeah, but here's
my question. What did you know about coffee? We knew we'd like to
drink it. Yeah, but I mean you're like an HVAC design like you
do all the technical stuff, don't you with HVAC systems, and I don't
know, in like warehouses, buildings, and your wife did something else completely
and and how did this come about? Oh god? Yeah, so you
got that, you got it all right right there. Yeah, I'm an
HVAC guy. If you've ever seen the movie Juno and yeah, the guy
sits there and she said, do you ever feel like you're born to do
something? And he responds with yeah, heating in their conditioning, So you
know that's what that's what kind of pays the bills, right. Um,
So, yeah, we we had this idea Actually we had this idea um
on our baby moon in twenty eighteen, which, if you didn't know,
that's a that's a thing. In twenty eighteen, there's things called baby moons.
What's a baby moon? You don't know what a baby moon is?
I don't. I really don't, other than if it's the baby's ass.
Hang. Oh no, no, what is a baby moon? It's when
it's when like a prediction, like a couple of weeks before the baby's born,
you take her out and take her someplace nice and oh yeah, so
you take the baby out on the date like a one one, last one,
last hurrah. You take your wife out on the date before the baby's
born. There you go. Instead of the honeymoon, the baby moon.
Yeah, I fucked that up, didn't I? Three times? Three times
I did that. I figured that part needed a definition before I, you
know, move on from baby moon. But yeah, because it took me
by surprise too. She said, I think we're going to going to Burlington,
Vermont for a baby moon, and I just, you know, okay,
so you I mean you really went away. Yeah, Burlington's cool.
I like Burton. It's hippie town. They've got some good Beers out there,
which is a pretty pretty big fan of and just take the ferry over
because I got stuck on that taking a nap going to Vermont a couple weeks
ago. No, this is is that? Where? Um is it?
Long Trail Beers from Vermont? That sounds like one of them some of them?
Yeah, like and you can get I think I had a double ipa
knock on your ash. Long Trail from from Ben and Jerry's Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, Ben and Jerry's out there two weeks she did that
one as well. But uh yeah. So so we're just we're on the
baby moon and we're walking down the street and you know, doing our thing,
and of course, you know, being eight and a half months pregnant,
my wife is, and so she's getting kind of crampy here and there,
and nothing short of like what we're used to, you know, in
any of it their given day, and so she just stops on the side
of the street, and so I stopped, and then we move a little
more, and then she stops again, and then I'm like, honey,
what was wrong? And she's like, I'm like, sit the baby like
a baby moving like he's getting some cramps. Yeah, yeah, and she's
like no, She's like, I need to take a shit. I'm like,
okay, all right, and she's I'm like, can I do anything
for it? Got to give a different kind of birth. You know.
I did take me by too much surprise. I mean like, so,
you know, she says that, and I'm like, well, what do
you need me to do? And she's like, I just I need some
ship and good coffee. And I'm like, honey, I have no idea
what what the hell that is, but like, let's just go get your
cup somewhere, I guess, and see see what happens. So, you
know, we had a good laugh about it, and you know that the
cramps passed, and then eventually she got to take that shit, and so
we got to the coffee. And then it was just an inside joke for
like the next two years. And that's pretty much all that was was just
a joke. Let me just say that most wives probably wouldn't find that funny,
you know what I mean that, Hey, we named the whole company
after the fact that I had to take a giant steamer. You know,
it just doesn't Yeah, I don't think any I dug any women that you
knew. No, it's I mean, I get the story, but you're
gonna be thinking about that when you're drinking the coffee. I want to I
want to be thinking about the night before, looking through the pictures going oh
my god, I did that. I gotta forget. I'll be thinking about
a dump. So well, that's great, like the whole idea. I
mean, it's a very funny story, right, But you had any I
would assume does any coffee, any coffee considered a laxative basically, not that
there's a laxative in it, but it gets things moving, right. We'll
disclaimer, you hit the head on the nail, right, There no laxatives
in the coffee. I don't know if we could pass any kind of regulations
that way, but no, basically, you know, we're just kind of
calling attention to the fact that coffee is a natural laxative. Yes, you
think about it and you gotta take a dump. Yeah, you smell it,
you gotta take a dump, and you drink it, and it's like
where's the bathroom. Well, sometimes I put coconut oil in my coffee in
the morning, Like I put a little bit. I'm serious, I believe
you and man you talk about you don't want to be far from the bathroom
goes. It comes right out and you'll be amazed what comes out of you?
Now? Why when you asked me on the show, I want to
know the whole Stephanie's talking about boyfriends, change whips, you have Rochester kink
on, I come in. You're talking about dumping with a cup of cops.
I mean life is not fair to anymore? Well, can't you have
coffee? It gives your heart on and you're drink it all day? Yes?
I think the Maxwell House, well, I think it gives a whole
new meaning to U. Is this the ship York Cup? I think that
would be a great slogan. Did you can you read that down there?
Good coffee? No? No, no, blow it oh blow It's just
keep it regular y hurry yeah, hurry hurry. I think that's clever.
That is that is clever. So what is the So here's my question,
Kyle. Yeah, you probably had to go through a lot of coffee tasting
to find flavors that you liked, and toilet paper and toilet but you did,
you did? You had to do, Like all of a sudden,
it sounds like you a joke turned into a lot of work. Yeah,
it's it's kind of one of those I mean, I think a lot of
people probably tried something like this long lines. We basically called it our pandemic
project really, so like you know, we're talking, you know, May
twenty eighteen, inside joke, and then somewhere around end of twenty twenty,
when we're all cooped up in our homes, my wife pulls me in the
garage away from all the listening devices of our phones and Google homes and all
this stuff, and she's like, you know we need to do is we
need to actually do something with this idea. And I'm like, yeah,
well, we're home, like we've got the time. It's just that's past
the time, right, And so that's that's kind of what we did.
And then we just got to work with you know, partnering with with some
folks and getting some designs going, getting some slogans going, uh, you
know, working with some some some roasters. And we partnered with someone that
put together two really good roast for us, and we we sourced it all
from from the West Coast. It's kind of got a West Coast flavor that
we bring to the to the East Coast. And you know, we like
to think that, you know, the attention grabbers obviously in the name,
right, and that's probably what what people you know, draws them to it.
But then you know, you open this thing up and you brew a
cup of coffee and you find out it's actually pretty pretty good too. Yeah,
so it's a pretty good coffee. And so how so now website that's
the only place you can get it for the most part, the most Yeah,
are you winning any stores anywhere? Ship and good is almost spelled like
ships creek. That's how we got past it. Yeah, yeah, okay,
yeah, And actually it is the first time I've actually been able to
say it out loud on the airways. We'll see that. You know,
this is a good thing. Maybe we need to advertise for you shitting good
coffee. Yeah, we can say it. I can use the words.
I'm like, I'm there. You know, it's like the Tommy Burnette of
coffee. You know, well that you that is right. Guy started whiskey
down the road, right, you know, Damian started this battle of whiskey
Dicky and then right and when you look through your phone, you'll go,
I did nothing last night. Yeah, I did nothing. Wow. I
think this is impressive. I love that entrepreneur, you know, taking something
from an idea to reality. I think it's amazing. Right, it's a
fun thing because everything in the world starts with an idea. The problem is,
and I would love to know the percentage of people, but I would
say that it's probably fairly high, because how many times have any of us
said, shit, I had that idea, man, or I had a
similar idea, and you didn't act on it, and somebody made millions of
dollars off something. Sure, Yeah, yeah, plenty plenty of those.
You see them all the time on infomercials, on advertisements and everything. And
we just you know, we saw the space sport. We're like, you
know what, we drink coffee, yeah, and it really helps you poop.
Yeah, And there's no one out there talking about that, so we
might as well just jump on that bandwagon and double down on it. We
we thought about naming it, you know, pooping good coffee, crap a
good coffee where like nothing cuts like shitting good coffee. And of course that's
my wife said to be on the sidewalk. I'm like, whether we can
say this on the airways, or not. This is this is the road
we gotta go down. Are you making shitting good money off of it?
It's it's just trending, you know. I mean it's trending in a in
a way that that's keeping us going with it after two years. Give out
of the festivals in the summer's uman they're doing the festivals. Yep, they're
public market grind. That's a that's a top one that that we get asked
about all the time. I suppose if if I quit putting an HVAC systems,
I could probably grab a booth at the farmer's market. Yeah, I
wouldn't have, you know, a little styrofoam cups and give everybody a little
you know, it's a little sample. Yep. You know how much does
go for? If you don't want me asking, you get those online for
sixteen ninety nine a bag A bag? Yep. Four out of five calling
doctors agree it's good stuff. Yeah, I'm actually anxious to try. I
wanted to try it. Which so what's the difference in the flavors? One
I would assume is a little bolder than the other in terms of flavor when
you close the door. The other one you leave the door. Not bad.
That's how we describe it at the company bill. Did we wipe out
the competition? Well, I think it's a funny name and it's a great
thing. I like that. It's even that you're local. Are you in
any local like little shops or anything? So so right now we're just kind
of trying to get the word out. You know, we're we're B two
C people, my wife and I. We're big you know, we're big
logistics people. Okay, so we know how to we know how to get
this stuff and get it too. Yeah, we just you know, we
don't do the whole marketing advertising stuff super super weller than other than we're the
mouths website looks good? Who did that? We had a partner that we
work without in Seattle, Okay together for us. Yeah yeah, he's real
real good at what he does, and he put that together for us.
And then we're running a couple of ads here and there. But is it
shouldn't good dot com shit and good coffee dot com? So if you're if
you're listening, it's not shitting. It's a C H I T T.
Right like just like Shit's Creek the TV show. Yes, that they had,
so that way you can get around at least. I don't know censors
of some sort. I have no idea. I don't think he could say
it. I don't think they would. They could say it on a regular
radio or anything. But I don't know. I can tell you. I
mean we put the c in there, and it definitely, uh, it
was a little more palatable for people. Yeah, people get a little prudish,
So I don't know that's us even in this day and age. Yeah,
which is weird anymore. I don't know. I don't know. See
I could see this in certain like uh my, I grew up down near
Rhymebeck, New York. I don't know if you're familiar with that, Hudson,
right, Yeah, And there's all these little boutiques and stuff. You
would walk in and it would not surprise me to see ship and good coffee.
A matter of fact, I have a friend that owns Hammertown Barns is
what it's called, and it's all this fancy, higher end stuff and novelty
things. I could see ship and good callee if I walked in Parkley partly
yet we stopped in partly. They might be putting some bags out. They
shouldn't. They should. Yeah, you may want to try the Red Bird
Market over here. I don't know how uptight they are not, but I'm
familiar with the owners. To you, they may be cool to it.
Yes, you know it's local, but I mean, what a what a
great way to get it out. There's actually a couple of spots now.
They mentioned at rheinan Back. I don't know exactly where this spot is,
but um oh boy, it's killing me now. She she bought a whole
bunch of them. Put him in her boutique store. She did. Yeah,
down in the Hudson. Yeah, in Rheinback, not in rhine Back.
There's another smaller is pretty big, but well, Rheinbacks, they're all
pretty small. It's rhine Back Pine Planes. There's red Hook Hyde Park,
this bad I shud probably know that Catskill Skill distilling. Yeah, that's that's
awesome. So and people just discovered it by so we actually canvassing in the
beginning. I said, there's no you know, it's got to be grassroots.
There's no one out there promoting it. But us I did that,
you know, the canvassing around all the finger lakes and got into some stores
there, we're we're to shop out in Portland, Maine and up in the
Thousand Islands region and good. So that's kind of how we're spreading our reach
a little bit. Yeah, you know, really really trying to double down
on the sales online, you know, right right from right from the source
here. So what's the like your day? Right? You have you still
work hvac? Is it your business the hvac? No? Okay, so
you're working for somebody and then how many hours heads it that? Does this
consume for you guys? A week? Yeah, so because you probably have
to box it up and ship it out to places, right or is it
going for you? So we we we partner with the right folks that basically
get it to us looking just like you see it here, and then we
in affect our own distribution out of our house. Yeah. So we've got
a climate controlled room for this stuff, you know, maintaining temper turn humidity
and all that stuff. I thank God for HVAC. That's right to that,
yeah exactly. So I've got my nine to five, it's you know,
it's a nine to five. My wife's got a nine to five,
and now we've got a second kid. Who's only six seven weeks old now
and uh so, I mean it's now one. I'd only one and done
got a second one because then you need a babysitter for the first one.
Ye, So so then everything like so if you're going to stores in Portland,
Maine or whatever, that's all on you guys to ship it out.
Yeah yeah, wow. Do you guys are just the grounds or do you
do cake cups and stuff as well? The cake cups, We've got a
lot of questions on those. We're gonna be sourceding those at some point.
I was talking to a company in Pennsylvania that priced it up and it doesn't
quite make sense yet price point wise, but we're we're heading in that direction.
But we do have whole being, so it's all on ground whole being.
We've got you know, this size with just twelve ounces. We've got
the two ounce sample bag. So and a couple of cool merch merch items
too. Yeah. Yeah. People like stuff that says shipping good on it,
and whether it's coffee or not, they want to buy it and give
it a shot. Sure, why not shitting good? And then there's even
in a shitting good cap I saw on your website. Yeah yeah, yeah,
the mugs. So you have regular and nocap yeah yeah, just regular
and extra strength pretty much takes it right out right, the regular roles for
the regular, regular guy or gal. Very good. Uh, we'll take
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Yeah, what are the eighty ninety years old? I don't know.
Steven's fallen off the stage a couple of times. So I think it's just
like, fuck it, we're done. I think Tom Hamilton the band goes,
I don't want a tour anymore. Just I don't think Joey Kramer's even
in the band anymore. They Joe Kramer wasn't because he couldn't play Joe Harry
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New Year's Eve. I was thinking it would would be a fun show.
But it's New Year's Eve, right, you know that would be bad.
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They're gonna have New Year's Eve. We're done. Yeah. And then he
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all about the dollar game. It's all about the dollar h. Kyle Corman
is here from a local company. I'm gonna say, shit and good coffee
right out of Victor, New York. And Kyle was telling us that he
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first order. I love that. Can't go wrong. I love that is
that's fantastic. Now. I did see, um something else that's a little
odd that people eat or drink sometimes. And I didn't even know this was
a real thing. And I stumbled upon it because I don't know why,
but it came up in my four U section on TikTok. And this would
be a guy planing a prank on his wife. And you can type in
the words, and I guess the computer reads to you in the female voice.
You ever hear this, it sounds like this. I put edible tarantulas
in my wife's chips to get her reaction. Pray for me is in her
hand edible tarantulas? Yeah, no, I would get a divorce. That
would be the end of Okay. There's a company called Echo Eat or Eco
Eat. I guess eco okay, so Eco eat. We produce fresh quality
and carefully dehydrated edible insects. No any artificial coloring, preservatives, preservatives used
in manufacturing the edible bugs. They're all grass fed too. Why to try?
Are edible insects dehydrated tarantula boiled carefully in package for freshness shelf life six
months from date of manufacture, and they're fresh when you receive them. Each
bug in the packet are individually wrapped. Edible bugs are great source of protein.
They are, I've heard that, but different kind of ship and good
chips? Is it for the vegan culture? I got a coffee that shit
and good, but I'm gonna out of grasshopper later. Could you imagine like
if all of a sudden you saw like a tarantula leg sticking out of your
ship. Yeah, the ship and good coffee. I've really got to get
these bugs trying to break out of the egg I don't want to be on
Sunday Nights with Stephanie. I want to talk about sex. I guess.
I mean if you want to eat healthy and yes, the bugs are all
protein, I know, but Eco eat well. I know that people who
have gone to certain parts of Asia and they have those what are they the
wet market to dry whatever. You go there and they'll have him right on
the stick that you should have grasshopper and different things like that. It's not
something we do here in Spoiled America, right, spoil AMRGA. We ain't
doing that, not even clothes. But I would have ship and good coffee
only to get it out of me, right whatever? Yeah? Could you
do that? Did you eat? If? Somebody like as a joke?
And you can buy these on Amazon, the Eco eats. You can buy
the dehydrated tarantula. It's tie zeebra tarantula by the way, super tasty tie
zebra that's what they call it. Yeah, like an extra spice to it.
I have no idea Casian style tarantula from Louisiana. It's like, who
would want to eat? I had a kid in college who had a pet
tarantula and then he left the window open when we went on breaking the tarantula
froze, and then we're all hanging out one day and he comes walking in
and he's got the tarantula in his hand and he pretends to trip and throw
the tarantula. You saw a bunch of guys. Yeah, and their early
twenties turned into like fourteen year old girls just going splitting and running. I'm
sure still sniffing that couch cushion. Though. We've been talking a lot lately
about stolen cars and the fact that through TikTok much alike I found about eco
eats, people have learned or young people have learned how you can steal certain
keyas and Hundai's simply by popping a couple of things off and using a USB
cord and away you go. And the inconvenience that that has just happened for
cities around the country. I mean, it's it's everywhere, but even here
in Monroe County. I think the county just invested seven million dollars back into
the sheriff's And then we talked to the chief Deputy Fowler last night kind of
about that and what all that means. So they're going to have almost a
designated UH department to just stolen cars at this point and trying to recover them.
The thing is that I've said, you know again, once this all
started, the only person who gets screwed is the person who's car stolen,
because they're the ones that have to pay the bill, they have to deal
with the insurance there, maybe can't get to work and cover everything. They
justly right there, they don't. They give you a check for this,
will take care of it kind of, or you're paying up front for the
rental in case. I mean, it's just an absolute nightmare impound. And
then Kevin sent me somebody he knows, he copied their Facebook page and sent
me this post is said. Of course, I was in denial that my
car would ever be stolen, says this woman, Kayla Anne, especially with
how the world is right now, until my world was flipped upside down last
night. My car was stolen right outside my empartment in the parking lot,
broad daylight, not even at night, nobody broad daylight, they do.
It was only there for an hour when they took it. I finally got
a call at one thirty am from the Rochester Police Department telling me they retrieved
the vehicle, but it was run into a tree and it's completely totaled.
Kayla An is on the Kayla, how are you? Oh, I'm doing
great. How are you? So? What kind of car was it?
Kayla? Oh? It was a Hondai Sonata. Okay, so one of
those something that was You fit the description of the TikTok oh I perfectly.
Yeah. So what so what's happened since so the car gets stolen? Did
you even know it during the day that it was gone? No? Because
I got home at like six thirty, like Friday afternoon, and I was
leaving to go watch my boyfriend play hockey at the bar that I barred ten
days and it was like seven forty five. I started walking out and I'm
like, you know, just kind of just walking and all of a sudden,
I like look and I was like, I'm pretty sure I parked my
car there. And I like looked around and I'm like, is this really
happening? So I've even pressed my locks button because sometimes, you know,
did I actually parked here? I probably parked somewhere else. Um, Nope,
that there was no sound, It wasn't on the street. I looked
and I saw a glass on my ground and I was like, my car's
gone, my car stolen. Okay. Um, it was probably one of
the most my heart sank. I didn't know what to even feel. I
wanted I completely start crying. I couldn't form words. Um. Obviously I
knew I had to call nine one one, but I was like, oh
my God, like I can't believe this is happening. I thought I was
dreaming. But it's funny because you say, not funny, there's nothing funny
about this. But but you were going to call nine one one, And
the problem is that a stolen car isn't the top priority for the police.
It's just not it is for you, you know, and you needed to
get somewhere, right. Yeah, So it honestly worked out very perfectly.
My friend Kim was meeting me anyways there and I call her straight up because
I literally texted her five minutes before I noticed my car was stolen, saying
hey, I'm on my way, I'll see you soon. I had to
call her before even calling nine one one because I didn't know there was going
to be an officer quick. I don't know. So I was like,
listen, this is what happened. She's like wait, are you serious?
I was like, yeah, I can't talk. I just got to tell
you this. I'll send you my address, can you come pick me up?
And she's like yeah, so obviously I called nine one one, and
I can tell you that I had to call time because an hour went by.
I saw two cop cars zoom pass my apartment and I was like,
you know, what the fuck is happening? Like my thing will only take
ten minutes of your time, sir. Let me just tell you so I
can leave and the drink, I know, And that's what I'm saying,
like I'm trying to go have fun, like this is killing my five No,
wait a second, I want to go back to something you said early
that has nothing to do with your car. You said you were going to
the bar to watch your boyfriend play hockey. Is your boyfriend like an Americ
or a saber or a no no no no, she's oh your bar?
Okay? Yeah? Ten lea. So is Lake Shore Hockey Arena Roads and
they do men's league tournaments every weekend from April until May. Um and it's
a shift us. You drink foods, you eat foods, parking lot their
field campers. Ten oh yeah, Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's crazy.
Some people even fall asleep in the you know, driveway sometimes or the
parking lot and they wake up at six am and was like, how do
I get here? You know what's great for a hangover the next day?
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just saying it could help. I don't know, but it doesn't get his
car back. But you might shoot something as big as your car. I
don't know, It's it's quite possible, right, So talk to me about
So now I mean clearly and I and I don't mean this in any way,
but it isn't a priority. I don't mean this any way for you,
but it's not a priority to the police, which makes it, you
know, all that much more of a problem for you because they're there to
protect and serve. And who doesn't feel protected and served when they're not getting
the service that they want? Right? But what happens next with your insurance
the recovery of the car when it's towed? Do you get that bill?
What's all that story? To be honest, I'm still trying to figure it
out at least insurance wise. Um. I had put in a clean Saturday
morning through my app I have Geico, and then yesterday morning. Now,
I'm telling you it's been a world with of the weekend and it was not
a call that I was expecting. And I was like, so my car
got stolen. I put in a claim. What's happening? And she was
like, it's not covered. And I go what She goes, you only
have liability insurance. I was like, oh, okay, so you're saying
my stolen car that's totaled um and it's in the impound lot um. It's
not I can't you can't give me money for for that. She's like no.
I was like, okay, Wow, you just got fucked by a
lizard. I did. I did that little many freaking yeah. I have
so many words, but well, you know, I have a couple of
things. Happen to making so much money off those guy Goo commercials, thinking
at least give you a something. Yeah, you just gotta get one of
those cardboard boxes and going out one oh four and flash a guys. You'll
have money for down payment your next car, no problem. Yeah, headlights
for headlights. I was just gonna say I might sell some feed picks on
only fans here soon there you go. Um, but yeah, I mean
I had a couple of things. I know, right, I had a
couple of things happened. Oh right, I need a raise, so um
but yeah, go ahead. Sorry. Well, well I was gonna say,
so, are you just gonna just selling the car kind of thing?
Is they just gonna keep it in impound? I mean, if why paid
it? Get it out if you can't do anything, whe you can't do
anything, or you might as well just invest in a new car that you
know can't get stolen as easy, right Yeah, so, um, you
know I kind of I thought that I called the impound out this morning,
and I was just like, do I have to pay anything? Because it's
been there for a couple of days, Like I already retrieved my license plates,
Um, I find it over to you guys. Like I'm telling you,
I felt like a ditch. I'm like, I know I'm a blonde,
okay, but like no one preps you for when you're actually dealing with
this situation, And I'm like, do I have to pay anything? She
was like, well, it's just like one hundred and ninety six dollars with
the fees and everything, and I was like, oh my god, okay,
I can pay it today. So I went there today and it's just
lovely gentleman. He goes, well, why where's the toad truck? And
I was like what and he was like, well, if you're trying to
pay for your car to get out, you need the toad truck here.
And I'm like, I'm not trying to get to I'm not trying to take
the car out because it's completely total, it's completely fucked. Yeah, why,
I'm just trying to make sure I'm not going to get penalized because I'm
not fucking paying for it because my insurance can't. Yeah. And he was
like no, like, you don't have to do anything, and I was
like, so I just wasted my drive over here. Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so they're not arging you for the cars to apparently not.
Yeah, they call a crush place. Yeah, somebody will come and give
you like two hundred dollars for the car and they'll haul away and then that's
it. All you gotta do is scrape off your registration, take your plates
in your Yeah. But so who gets the two hundred the impound the impound
lot does. Yeah, that's how they're making money. Well yeah, so
yeah, And the biggest thing is is I didn't know that I had to
scrape the registration off the lady at the impound lot when she was like,
you only have ten minutes to get your things, and I'm like, I
couldn't even open the trunk. So it took me an hour to open the
trunk. Now the story gets better. I had I work for an agency
of elderly people as a care manager. I had taste files in the back
of my trunk and it's a lot and I could have opened the trunk because
they cut the battery. The key wasn't working, and I was like,
this is great. So we were in the lot for an hour. I
had two police officers that were whoever the impound lot people were to help us.
Just find a crowbar and we're just lifting the trunk off. Yeah,
and we finally got it propped open. My lock box isn't in there,
but everything else is. I have a three hundred, four hundred dollars value
of a climbing bag with climbing shoes, harnessed chalk bag in the bag itself,
rock climbing go in there, Well, they're not gonna take it there
would take effort and to do something right, well at least that stuff there.
But so what happens with because if you took it out, I'm wondering
if you could scrap it cattletic converters alone or people are ripping those off,
you know what I'm saying, Like it'd be more more effort than when it's
worth you have to take it home. Well, I think it would.
I think would be cost Like if you had a buddy though, like a
race and Randy that runs a garage or something, you might be able to
at least salvage something out of it. This is this is the side of
it that I wanting people to hear. You know. Yeah, when a
car ston't because there's so many hoops to jump through and the person that's screwed
is you and nobody cares, you gotta feel like nobody cares. And it's
not that nobody cares. Everybody has empathy, but it's not their problem,
you know, right, no one. I have a lot of support,
which is super nice, but it's more so like I don't know what I'm
doing like this step twice. My mom's like, do you have the title
still? And I go yeah. She was like, well what they didn't
take it? Well, what are they going to do? There? You
trying to auction the car off? And I'm like, Mom, I don't
know what the fuck I'm doing, and She's like, full shit, I
don't know either. You might have to call the impound lot tomorrow. It's
problem was it car paid off? Totally paid off for almost three years.
Oh yeah, bran and ye. The worst thing was is that it had
a new engine in it because I seized it a few years ago. Kayla,
kay, kayla. That is the most said. Hey, hey Ken,
I'm hearing you, sir, but listen. I even called my um
family friend that worked at Facillo now Matthews, and I go, I had
no oil light checks, go on. I also had about three hundred miles
left to do the oil change. And usually what happens, I can go
a thousand miles over my mileage or yeah no, I don't know. I'm
pathetic oils. But I all of a sudden, I all of a sudden
they said that, Um, when the triple A came it, they were
like, you have no oil in the car. I was like, why,
how Like I checked it not as frequently, but that was a fluke
thing, and my family friends said that it happened sometimes. Was it covered
under insurance? That one it was covered under Hyundai itself. Because my two
thousand and twelve Honey Sonata had a recall on the engine. Okay, that's
why. Yeah, and the engine no. But it is weird because I
think I'm with you. You know they tell you every three thousand miles to
change your oil. I'm going with cars today, you can go five to
seven. I think some places do three, some places do six. You
don't. Well, that's more the synthetic places that if they do it,
because it's she said, but if this is, this sounds like a problem.
So that should have been your first warning with this car, Kayla again
back to the blunt. Had a fucking warning, Honey, that light right
there. But who knows? Right? You got a car you you're close
to painting and off you like the car, it runs well. The company's
treating you well by putting a whole new engine in admitting their fault. Now
you got a brand new engine with no miles on it. Fuck, I
mean it sounds like a win, you know, and then exactly and then
this, they don't cover the car, but do they cover you a rental
car? So I am very fortunate that I don't have to deal with that
because I my brother's lending me the car for a little bit until I can
figure out a car myself. I just I knew it was going to be
a pain in the ass. And my dad also said I can borrow his
truck if it, you know, ended up like that. So I'm very
fortunate. Out of a lot of people, I just have someone messaged me
saying they have the same thing happened to them last fall. Didn't have a
car for a month because insurance fucked her and so did the rental place.
And I was like, I could only imagine how that is. You know.
Yeah, make sure everybody double check your car insurance, what you have,
what you're covered for, make sure it's explained. But the thing is,
no one's buying a car and no one's selling a car. Let's look
at it that way too. No one's selling a car expecting it to be
sold, not saying it can happen, but you're not expecting that, and
that's why you know, I think it's political grandstanding to sue Undai and Kia,
absolutely because I go, oh, you know, look, they weren't
selling you a car in any way expecting it to be stolen. H Is
there something maybe they should have done more? Look, they will probably settle
because they don't want to be the big bad bully, much like they replace
the engine in theirs everybody in America. I think they will with all this
city. Not I think only the cities that sued them, and there's a
handful, there's a hair there's like four or five that are suing. But
I'll tell you what, I don't think Kala sees any of that money.
I think this. I think what it'll happen. What will happen is it'll
go to the police, or it'll go to some municipality to for you know,
increase police work or the paint of the ass. You know, I
got this crime brought on the side of the road. I gotta deal with
this ship today. I have a headache, my wife's up my ass.
I'm a cop, rightboy, Needy, Well, I think it goes back.
I would think it would go back to the police in some form and
definitely, yeah, I know that there's a class action um lawsuit happening.
I subscribe to it, and I was reading it, like, what if
you're the one that I have the car stolen? I guess they have to
wait until it like goes through and then I can like there's there's like steps
I guess I can take in order to be a part of that. Yeah.
Um, but I don't know. I've never been a part of something.
Yeah. Well, a lot of times if the class actual lawsuits so
big, you went up with a dollar Not that you will, but you
know, you know what I mean, something something nominal. But it would
be nice if if Kia, you don't turn around and said up are bad.
I just don't see that necessarily happening either. But this is the side
of it, right, that where you're completely screwed. You're reliant on friends
and family, uh an insurance company that you thought you had better insurance,
and you just you know you're paying, right, it's just one more bill
you're paying every month, and it's uh, it's incredible what happens when your
car stolen. It really turns your world upside out. Yeah, because financially
it was not something that you know, you don't plan for right, So
this kind of came out at such a rough time for an my rent increase,
I'm trying to not work a summer job, and now I'm like,
I can't even afford a car payment if I have to get a new car,
and let alone even have a down payment. So I have my parents
when you know, I'm a crier. I vocalize when something's wrong and I
just need to let it out and stay. Both were like, we will
do our best to help you, and this is what we can provide.
And you know, I didn't even ask for it. Was just more so,
Mom, what can I do to? Like, I was trying to
plan out my finances to see how I can afford a car payment because that
means I would have to get a second job during the summer. Yeah,
and it's rough. Well, Uh, doug is there a kind of job
that she could do maybe to make a little extra money in any way at
all? Kayle you know this is Douggie Fresh, right, Oh? I
know, Dougie Fresh. How are you doing, honey? I'm doing good
baby, all right, gentlemen, She's gone a car payment coming up right
now from centers out BLA. I mean it could be a part time job.
I'm just telling you. Get a pizza box one oh four and Dewey
or Lake Avenue and just have the tears. I was head lights red,
I was the one, the guy that he has stolen and just crying,
and just have a bucket. You will bank, I'm telling you. And
when you're ready to go, here a good friend car Victor, Chevy,
Chrysler, Dodge, Cheap and Ram. Yeah, he'll hook you up.
And they have all the inventory there too, because a lot of places don't.
And they're not stealing rams. No, they're getting an eighty six new
cars. I'm all about a Ram. Yeah, we know you are.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Well, I drive the big horn. I
like that, all right. KLA's got the best driver either. One night
she hit a deer, but it was in the zoo. I'm sorry.
One time she had a tree. She said it wasn't her fault. She
blew the horn. She said, a few hockey days on a day too.
Wait, she said a few hockey dads in her day too. She
told me the other day that a car got stolen. I go, did
you see who took it? She told me she got the license plate number.
I'm like, no work, sorry, honey, Kayla. You know
you can call me morning, new or night right after my shitting. Good
coffee now over you anywhere you want to go on to her back? Absolutely,
I'm in your corner. You know I love you all right. Well,
Kayla, I know we got to check in with you, like in
about two weeks or so to see where things are at. Yeah, that
works, Thanks guys for having me. Yeah, you'll have to drive out
and meet Bill. Kayla's great. Yeah, yeah, have her in,
have her come in. We'll have you both in. Yeah. Absolutely,
the problem right, huh, the driving the problem? Yeah? Wow,
all right, Douggy you're picking me up. You got a honey? All
right, Kayla, thank you Mom, I said, Hi. Good luck
with everybody. Yes, I will, thanks guys. Bye. Wow.
It's just it's all that stuff you don't think of, right, you're you're
you like to think you don't have shitty insurance. That's like I said,
We've been talking about everything and all this stuff, but we've not gotten that
side of it yet. And this is right. You know, that's that
side to make sure if you're driving one of those cars, insurance. You
know that that person is screwed. Every time you hear about a car get
stolen's terrible. Yeah it is, Yeah, Kyle, I see an offshoot.
Shitting good insurance. Yeah, anything else? Well, each person who
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Funny thing, I Greg probably has a lot of opinions about it, very
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but he's not a defense attorney, and I happen to be talking to
Steve Circue today. So Steve is going to come on tomorrow night and we
will discuss the matter rise a case from a legal standpoint, just to give
you because I mean, look, we could all pontificate on it, but
there's a lot of legal LEAs in there, and what does this mean?
And I don't know how you recover from something like that. I think you
can if it's if it's this public that it wasn't exactly what it was said
to be, But I don't. I don't know. Sometimes I don't know,
and I disagree. I think your late nineties work was better than your
current work. So he uh, So we'll have Steve Circue tomorrow and we'll
talk a little bit about that all right time for so, has anybody hired
an exterminator in their home? Kevin ever hired a camina? You have Don
Kyle pest Management, Yeah, this exterminator? Right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, okay, yes, have you ever liked do an HVAC gone into
somebody's house and found some stuff? You know, I mostly do my work
from from behind desk, from behind a desk ketch, which makes you know,
doing another stuff on the side a lot easier to blend my time in
you know, I won't tell me I'm player of that, but yeah,
a lot of a lot of stuff on the phone. But no, not
not because I remember going up into my attic when I bought a house and
I put in all the baffling so it would run from the ridge down.
You could kind of like little wind tunnels. You put them in there for
more efficiency, energy efficiency. You've never seen these their styrofoam baffles. Anyway,
I'm laying up in there and I all of a sudden, I just
see the skeleton of a dead mouse. That like like a vendor for a
while. But yeah, sometimes you have to hire an exterminator. Ever do
that, Doug Nothing, No, No, I've never had to do that.
Well, you're never gonna want to after you hear this. We start
with disturbing video that appears to show a pest control man urinating on the furniture
of one of his clients. The Cambray County family sent the video to six
News when they discovered their interior surveillance camera captured the man in the asp.
Is that the first place you're going, like ten NBC, hey Man Berkeley,
I got a good one for you, pissed on my couch, pissing
good lemonade, had that for lunch. I just don't understand people anymore.
You got to think that everybody's got a camera, a camera, everybody's got
a fucking camera. You're right, the ring doorbells are everywhere. We're about
to show you the video, but we did blew out some of the offensive
details. Brock Owen is dick. Well, I kind of like it,
like it's interesting. Yes, you know, I'd rather see you kids with
a lemonade stand that me five hundred dollars. And you don't want to hear
about maybe the guy who's lazy boy. If it was not blurred out,
that would be interesting. I hear that if it was a girl an's away
as oh really, really, Doug, Well, let's talk to the family
about what happened inside their home. Brock Jen and Sean. Police say the
man in the video is being charged with several crimes. In the arrest Affidavid.
He is identified as Roger Young, the owner of Young's Pesticides, and
the family tells me they couldn't believe what they saw in the video. Absolutely.
The family says after entering the apartment, Roger Young chases one of the
family's cats into the kitchen before coming back into the living You can see he
also works with the Chinese restaurant. He can see the cat runaway right now.
Way the family described it as quote terrorizing their cat. Young sets his
pesticides down and instead starts spraying urine. So wait, you know that this
a young reporter. What's his name, Brock is No, okay, it's
out of Pennsylvania. Brock though all day long, goes and he's sprayed urine.
You knew he was so proud to write that line. Come on,
Doug, testing it out all day. Had had to have a room,
he had to write down a few lines and circle the one he's gonna go
gonna say urinate. Couldn't piss on the sprayed he sprayed. He sprayed as
urine. My cat was sitting at the corner while he was urine eating.
And you can't really tell from the video, but we're pretty sure that it
splashed onto the cat. This guy sounds like showered the cat. That guy
sounds like he's drunk and probably missed the bathroom a couple of times himself.
I don't know how you spray something without putting it in a bottle first,
don't you have to mark? Don't you have to mark your territory though,
when you're an exterminator? Yeah, mark worked. Yeah, it's a sign
of dominance. New furniture, rip out the carpet. Yeah, you know,
well maybe I was suing for that at least the cat. The cat
out. Maybe new what he needs to have a good wash, wash it
at X. They say young also urinated on a child's toy box. That's
been done. Let's be honest. The kid probably did that too. The
main thing that upsets me is that he urinated on my daughter's toys. It's
just it's a little girl, you know. And she played with it for
in his pee for two day. So let's see. He golden showered the
cat. He golden showered Barbie and Bluie got him all I can't and two
days they don't look at the video? Yeah, hey, did you ever
look at that video? Pollock smell? I thought you did. Whye is
smelling here? But now golden showers Barbie? I have to do. It's
a number one seller. You know who would want that? Marks the soldier
over in Japan, it's huge. They love all the Western culture. Well,
uh, I thought the same thing as you, as I was pulling
the story while laughing about the cap being pete on and getting a little grossed
out about the little girl playing with some strange terrible Uh, I go,
how is this actually news that it's making the news? You know what I
mean? I mean this is a full feature. This is a full package.
Right, they have to determine what's gonna get your two out. There's
no a key is in that sound? Before we seen the video, the
family says seeing a spider on the kitchen floor made them want to check the
video a few days after the incident. Well, because it had the exterminator
come in. Now we're still I clearly it was a spider problem. So
they now they're seeing a spider. What did he do? Until they go
to the video? A stranger in your house? You have videos? As
soon as I would have got home, I would have went through the whole
thing. He should have covered his church by at least doing his job first.
Usually your home the door open for him, I would I wonder if
it had a gas man somebody, Well, this said an apartment, So
I wonder if this was the apartment in building allowing the exterminator in, and
so they let you in and you don't have to be home, right,
I'll get those you don't have to be there. We'll let him in,
right. And then so he's in, but you get your cameras and you're
not even thinking of it. I don't know that I would think to check
it. He chased the cat away at first, and then the cat just
stayed there and let a piss on him. I think the cat came around
the corner and it splashed on the cat at a little left over. Yeah,
Police say that. Originally Young denied being involved in the incident, but
later admitted to urinating in the apartment because he was quote having a bad day
and sick of people. Did we have this conversation earlier? I didn't piss
all over everything? Come on, Douggie, I mean, you drive uber.
Don't you get sick of people? Once in a while? You're tar
ten, don't you get sick? No? I did have a woman the
other day though. I asked her how her day was. She's going from
the hospital work at a seven eleven, and we were talking about the achaias
things, Yeah, and she went off for fifteen minutes about just your maligue
inner city. Um an African American woman. She was mad at other African
Americans, just bringing them down. And this is terrible. Thirteen fourteen years
old and they're slapping him on the wrist and she I go. I just
kept saying, let it out, let it out, Do not build that
up you need. You've gotta get it out or you're gonna bust. So
sometimes just just to listen as good. Yeah, but you've never gotten so
sick of people. I do. But I yelled in the car. Yes,
I don't want to be don't piss on somebody's couch. No, you
don't looking for a fight or something, you know, to release it.
Uh, buddy, if a good friend you know what's wrong, we'll we'll
talk and release that way. But I don't. If you go to do
you're gonna check for a different kind of wetspot everyone's in a while. Yeah,
yeah, but this is this is crazy. I he was sick of
people and having a bad I'm gonna piss on stream shit if right. Police
charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct against young today. Police say, according
to the tenants the carpet, the couch and other belongings had to be replaced,
and the cost is over four thousand dollars and live in the newsroom brock
Owens six News, rock Owens Brock or buck Brock. Now what if you
just go into their bathroom and piss all over the floor instead? Is that?
Is that acceptable that? I think? Well, at that point you
could just say I missed. I don't see that well these days my AIM's
a little off. But when you're going right at somebody's couch, I mean,
come on, I mean, how weird is that? Though you lost
pausible deniability, sir, he shirt did and they got video and he's gonna
we got you on video, all right. I was having a bad day
and I hate people. I hate people, and now I want these people
to feel as bad as I do. That's how the world works. It
could be worse. I mean, my steam in the middle of the floor.
What would be a better excuse though? For that guy? And I'm
thinking, you know what, it's the pesticides. It's going to my head.
I'm not thinking clearly. I'm gonna fog these days. I didn't know
where I was, what I was doing, And I'm so sorry you know
as a defense lawyer. No, that's me, but you can't because they
saw you think you didn't have any of this coffee dumped on the couch.
I just lost my mind. Do you ever have one of those moments where
like you're peeing and you're gonna fart at the same time, and then all
of a sudden, he goes, God damn it, and you turn around
real quick. Yeah, it's it's it's I think everybody had yeah coming out
about after a night of drinking. Have you drinking? I don't know.
You don't want to leave the house. I don't know anything about that.
You lie like a second sober twenty twenty three for Bill. It's worse when
you have to sneeze. Oh absolutely, it's not shitting good, No,
it's shitting everywhere. Scared. You don't know what the hell's gonna go on.
That's when you take the next day off. You're like, I don't
you know, anything could happen. So yesterday we did a story about a
guy, uh who was a hotel manager and he went in and he sucked
uh patience a tent. I don't even want to a guest to guest to
guest toes so it's a bizarre So all they were sleeping, Yeah yeah,
but it was a guy. So then I'm going there's got to be a
news story with this, and oh, yes there is. When you go
back to your hotel room for the night, you expect some level of privacy.
But a man says his sense of security was completely violated after an incident
two months ago aera even the Pinky. I was in Nashville for work conference.
Peter Brennan was fast asleep inside the Hilton downtown Nashville when he woke up
to a nightmare. I awoke to a gentleman, an employee of a Hilton,
assaulting me. He claims he saw a hotel employee performing sexual acts on
his feet. Instantly, sexual acts on his feet. It's like, what
are you tap in each toe with your cat? This little piggie went to
the market. This little piggie went to show world. This little piggy liked
it rough. This stayed on pervert bro, I'm gonna nut all over this
little piggy. You bad a little piggy. Oh I'm sorry, Sarah,
did you forget to tell you about the camplimentary breakfast brown? I'm almost done
it's a ProTeam. Shakes jumped up um and was screaming, you know,
went into a sort of fact finding mode. Who are you? Why are
you in my room? What are you doing here? Is that this is
a fact finding mode? I didn't know that. I just thought that was
just standard human behavior. Who the fuck are you and what are you doing?
Oh? On Myrnamon's ball. I think this should be a weekly segment.
I think so absolutely. See he's wearing a uniform, had his name
tag on, and then he was he was talking to me, but you
know, but not giving me anything subsitive answers. So how did he get
inside? Peter thinks the hotel employee may have cloned his room key and let
himself right into the room. Other stories like this, Yeah, I figured
a hotel manager would have an all access key. God forbid, something happens.
I mean, people have died in hotel room. Right, a guy
you know, some guy, Bob Saget. Yeah, right, Bob Sagett
died he was alone in his hotel room. Or you can't get safe and
yeah, looks at the computer and you put the card in, taking the
thing and it's done. That's why you have that metal one no right to
put it over. But what I'm saying is I don't think he would need
to necessarily clone it. I think that any manager would have access getting a
new key to get in there. Security guard was unhelpful. Brennan called in
Metro Police, who launched an investigation. They discovered the employee was actually the
night manager, David Neil, and have issued Meal and Bob, a former
exterminator from Pennsylvania, has terrible luck. He can't burglar ever sucking movement warrant
for his arrest, and it turns out this isn't his only run in with
the law. We found multiple crimes, felonies, prison time, court decisions.
Do you think that's a skilly picked up in prison sucking toast man?
You can either take into the ass to suck my toes? What's it gonna
be alright across? You know that Peter's attorney has filed the lawsuit against David
Neil and Hilton Hotels and hopes they'll change some company policies. Well, they
have to be very careful with who you give access to that has the ability
to create guest keycards for any room in the hotel. The Hilton corporation referred
as to a local manager, saying the Downtown hotel is independently owned. That
manager tells news Channel five they don't comment on ongoing investigations, but quote,
the safety and security of our guests and team members is our highest priority.
I still don't even feel safe in my own home. Ask for Peter,
this whole episode is still a nightmare, He keeps reliving. I'm having problems
sleeping. Oh, don't be a pussy, Peter, Come on, we
don't. I mean if you woke up and your dogs licking your toes,
that's happened when you put peanut butter down there. You know things have been
slow and want to I'm going I get I guess. I guess if you
woke up and some guys, first thing you do is fucking kick up the
light, kick him in the head up right, we'd like to change the
second policy for the hotel. Please. I didn't see that on expedient see
like, could you wake up and go excuse me? Oh that feels so
nice. Yeah, nobody says stop why you're clothes on it? If you're
gonna do it right? Going for some PTSD, you talking to a therapist,
Chris Davis five. I mean, listen to this. Metro police they
believe they've located David Neil outside of Davidson County and are working to bring him
into custody. There you go the window. They hadn't found him yet,
I don't think so he took off the toe sucker ran a Doe truck Taylor
is Akia. There are some weird people out They're gonna have to just put
a wall around California and be like, you know, everybody nice and good
taking you out, and then just throw all the all the bad stuff in
California. Just move everybody out there falls into the ocean like this guy,
you don't go have it. But yeah, I think we already have a
state that leading the pack in that, and that would be Florida. So
put them all down there and let it sink. Florida has all kinds of
weird ship going. They got all the crap, got all the Florida.
Like if I gave you a choice and said where do you think they had
a guy sucking toes in a hotel? And I listed Florida or Tennessee or
Rhoda or Rhode Island, which one are you going with well probably, well,
because if you said New York City, Atlanta, La, or Florida,
Yeah, that might be a coin flip. Okay, what about the
exterminator pits on somebody's furniture. If I said to you, if I said
to Alabama, Alabama, going south, Pennsylvania or Florida, you say it
like Florida is one of the ones that makes sense. Yeah, I can
see it. I can't wait to move to the villages. They never get
tired of sex down there. It's great, good for them. No,
it's all those new hips. Yeah right, get a hip replacement, replacement,
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gonna call Meredith. Then leave from the Breast Cancer Coalition of Rochester speaker.
Oh okay, so I got it. Test to you one ringy ding.
Yes, here we go, They're the breast Good evening, Hi, Meredith,
how are you. I'm doing well, Doug, thanks for calling you
got it. Thanks for doing this as the last minute. I got called
this morning from Bill morand who's here? Bill? Hello? Meredith? How
are you good? Hi? Bill, nice to speak with you. Thanks
so much for giving us a little promotion opportunity. Well you're very welcome.
So, Meredith, the Breast Cancer Coalition is doing what um So? This
Saturday, May thirteenth at Moreau Community College, we are hosting our annual walk
and run event we're calling it. It's called the Pink and Teel Challenge because
we serve not only breast cancer survivors but also guynecologic cancer survivors in our community.
Okay, so the colors represent it, so m Yeah, women's only
run or female identifying because it's Mother's Day weekend with the tradition and we like
to still stay unique that way. So um but everybody can join the walk,
you know, um family, no matter what age you are. Kids
cibing under our free but to register, you just go to our website it's
BCCR dot so RG and then you can sign up. I want to ask
and I don't know if you'll know this or not. But have we seen
breast cancer survival rates go up because of early detection and all the information that's
available and things like the Breast Cancer Coalition which is really helping people. Not
that we're seeing a decrease in the cancers, I don't. I don't believe
that, but maybe an early detection and a better survival rate. Well I
know that, Like that just came out with news reports today stating that they're
recommending that women younger starts to receive mammograms and there's always going to be new
research about that and and and UM. You know, prevention is key and
important of course getting screened. What the Coalition focuses on although that's and that's
very important what the Coalition has been doing. Because this is our twenty fifth
anniversary as an organization is UM. We are the resource of the what now
once the diagnosis comes as we offer networking support, education, we do advocacy.
UM our executive director and a few of my other colleagues are actually on
their way back from Washington to see because they they attend the National Breast Cancer
Coalition Summit leadership Summit and they talk to you know, our all of our
local congress people Senators to talk about breastcancer legislation. So those are the issues
that so that we have been focusing on for the last twenty five years.
So, if somebody is diagnosed with breast cancer and then needs treatment of things,
would you, guys, if they were in a pinch, provide a
ride, Provide maybe meals, help them find daycare if they are kids,
that sort of thing as well. That is not part of our resource what
we do. No, that's okay, that is okay. What we do.
We do provide support and the fact of and I'm somebody who has benefited
from the organization being a breast cancer survivor myself. It's a place where you
can go and make an appointment and meet with the direct executive director and our
program directors and have a one on one you talk about the what the diagnosis
was. You use them as a sounding board. They we are not somebody
who We're not as an organization going to point people to specific doctors or places.
We're here to listen where we're here to provide resources. We're here to
provide other places to look if you're seeking other you know, opinions. But
that's not our place to say, oh, you know this is this is
the best and go here. What we do in support of you know,
people going through that is we have a Pell's program, So every person who
comes through our door receives a pack and in there is a handmade quilt that
we have volunteers to. There's a twenty five dollars gift card to wagments.
There's t there's stationary, there is comfortable padded seatbell covers, things that you
wouldn't think of until you have to have a missectivate or in my case,
a double messsectivy, and those things all came in handy. And then it's
not just agen your bag, with your bag and on your way. We
can hook you up with a mentor, who is somebody a pal's mentor somebody
who who's gone through uh, you know, the treatment themselves, and they
usually try to connect people based on similarities, whether it's their diagnosis, whether
it's their place in life, you know, young mother versus maybe a retired
person, whatever. All those things we take into consideration and connect people with
someone they can talk to. And that's been you know, that's been my
I've been a mentor to other people who've had you know, let's say similar
like I had Hodgkins disease as a teenager and all the treatment is what pretty
much led to the breast cancer. So I've been connected to people that I
get to talk to who've kind of walked a similar path. So those are
the types of resources we provide to. Yeah, that's a that that's really
nice when it's somebody who kind of has been there, right, so you
know you're not alone and you get support. Yeah, and someone who will
actually do because everybody can say, oh, it's so hard, I understand,
Well, you don't unless you actually went through that. I mean,
you can offer all the empathy in the world, and I think we all
should, right, but to really understand when someone's gone through unless you lived
it, I don't think you know. Yeah, right, And everybody's and
everybody's path is different, even if you have the same diagnosis. But it
does it does help, I mean from personal experience and also talking to other
other um in this case of other women men. Men at a very very
much lower rate too, UM can get breast cancer. But the women that
I've talked to regarding this, you know, they've come away from it saying,
you know, I feel better thanks for talking. I didn't I didn't
solve anything for them, obviously, um, but just hearing them and saying,
you know, this is what I did, this is what happened to
me at that stage. I hear what you're going through, and you're right,
it is a support to some extent or let's just say, maybe am
it helps them maybe a little bit emotionally. Yeah, and um yeah,
even if you say I'm scared, and then somebody can be right there and
say, yes, I was scared too, and this is what I went
through, and this is what you might go through. But we're here for
you and you're not alone, and you're not the first person to go through
it. That's that's good to know. Meredith's right. When when you were
first diagnosed, Yeah, I mean, it's a very it's got to be
a very isolating feeling. It was, Um, it was frightening in that
regard. But in my case, it was kind of like I lived my
whole life waiting for the other shoe to drop. So it was a little
unique in that regard. Like I said, it was thirty years to the
month when I was diagnosed with breast cancer. From the time I was diagnosed
as a teen with Hodgkins. So I always looked very gratefully. I had
two grown kids. I'm so blessed I was able to become a mother and
become pregnant and do all those things. So when I got the double mispected
me, I didn't care. It was like I breasted my kids. That's
all that mattered. Take them off. I don't care. Um. So,
everybody's got a different and unique journey. But yeah, frightening. Anybody
going through that diagnosis feels like they're in a little bit of a silo.
Right, But you have a resource and you know, as I said,
we call it networking groups because nobody likes the term support as if we're not
a bunch of people sitting around a room, you know, weeping. It's
we we network, we talk, we you know, oh what did you
learn or what what exercises are? Oh you're trying this new thing. Oh
that's great. You know, you're just talking to people going through things.
So we offer those services. We have, um, you know at a
gentle yoga, we offer gigong. We do of a writing of you know,
where people write about their experiences. We have a book club. We
have people who do lectures all the time. So there's a lot of services
that are provided free of charge, and that is because of the support we
get from events like we're having a Saturday. Yeah. I was just going
to say a lot of the you know, these organizations, they're wonderful,
but they don't run on their you know, they just they don't. You
need the support, and so these events are really important. And Doug spit
every time he's in here. He mentions Breast Cancer Coalition. He does every
every time. Yeah, he never shuts up about it, never shuts up.
I go, Doug, and it's not amazing, press press, I
don't get it done. I maketually. DJ and the Young Survivors. Uh
not DJ doing a trivia night there cool June. Yeah, I love it.
So I'm gonna start doing a questions. Do you do the walk?
Doug? It's only for women? No, the walk I thought she said
was for everybody, walk for everybody. Exercise all right, But yeah,
in twenty twenty five years, Holly's hopefully, uh, the BCCR is hoping
to get twenty five hundred people because they're twenty five years of his existence.
So if you're out there and you're listening, please pass this a long ago
b C. Yeah, or there is. That's right. There's no day
of registration, so I want to freeeze it in. You have to register
by Friday night at eleven fifty nine pm. So if it's a late night
and you're just decided to log on, um, we'll do it all the
way up until then. And we said we wanted this event to be our
way to promote to the community and to kick off the fact that it's our
twenty fifth year of being in this community and it's going to be a beautiful
weekend. Yeah, and it you know, fingers crossed and a mcc a
new venue for us. It also we have the gymnasium where our stage is
going to be set up for our ceremonies and our warm up center and our
refreshments. So you never know Rochester, right, what's the weather? Wait
a minute, Um, we are we are ready. We are ready,
and we have we have indoor bathrooms and everything, so this will be this
will be a nice change and we're excited to try it out. Um.
So Saturday the thirteenth, the walk, I'm sorry, the run, so
women's only run starts at nine thirty am. The walk is at nine forty
five and we will have nutrition station with water and snacks, will have some
vendors give it with some giveaways. We have a raffle for a propane fire
pit. There's a lot going on. So BCCR dot org very good,
well, good luck with all this. I think it's fantastic and it sounds
like an organization that's sadly very needed. It is. I'd love to say
that we would love, love, love to work ourselves right out of a
job. Yeah, that would be amazing. Yep, it would be but
it we'll be back. We'll be its back talking because Doug is not only
an amazing supporter for the coalition in October, for our Axtober event. Because
prevention it's never enough, or awareness is never enough. We say, um,
Doug is going to be doing a little comedy set as part of our
evening, little silly jokes. He's gonna talk. There, he comes,
Doug. They're having their gala at the We're doing a comedy at the Carlton.
That's great, that's great. Oh it is. Yes, I'm comedy.
I'm coming. We're gonna get you, I think, celeb Yeah,
we got rid of the We got rid of the stuffy gowns and tuxas you
know, we're in a new era. Yeah, and it's gonna be it's
gonna be grazing stations, open bar for the first hour music. We're gonna
have a little comedy. You had me a grazing, had me an open
bar, You had me a Hello dougas comedy. I get to grazing Drake
Doug five two out of three. That's good drinking Doug might be funny that
we're gonna be funny. So October twelfth, Thursday, October twelfth, Comedy
at the Carlton. Pin it on your calendar, pencil it in, even
use pen I dare you and um, yeah, come one out. We'll
be advertising more and more and I'd be happy to come back to run.
I would love you too. Why don't you come in? You come in
studio, you come hang out with us. We will right now. It's
we're up into our earballs and eyeballs and all things. I am sure,
but when we get closer to that, I would love to sit in the
studio with y'all. Okay, that'd be great, And good luck with the
one at MCC this weekend. And what's the website again for people to sign
up? It's BCCR dot o r G for the Pink and Feel Challenge this
Saturday, May thro taint at mcc all right, thank you, Meredith,
Thank you, Meredith. I knows last minute. I really appreciate it is
best. I appreciate you. You're the best. All right, goodbye,
goodbye? She hang up? Did she officially hang up? Why are you
gonna say mean things about her? Now? Ladies? They are awesome or
something? Do you go? I always want to mute the mics and say
what I was gonna say, But that was like they might get a They
may, but I wasn't sure if I could say that. That's uh,
it's nice that you do all that work with them. It's amazing the people
that have met that it's touched their lives with breast. What got you in
there? You know what? Kathie O'Neil. I was at her fundraise of
years ago um bowling event, and I'm like, I can I think I
could probably do something like this. I would have not married, no kids,
you know, idle hands, the Devil's Workshop and yeah, you know,
be good to the community, right My mark in life and you know,
all my family is women at that time, all my cousins, my
sisters, anybody stricken with this or living with my grandmother was she died.
I knew she died of cancer, but they didn't know his breast cancer till
years later. So yeah, and if you're gonna help something, right,
I think all these things are great because I think it's just awareness, the
early detection we do with everything, whether it be testicular or you know,
not to lung. My early detection is always the key neon open or bill
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I understand, I think it was like the Canadian version of Entertainment Tonight,
because he's in Sebastian Maniscalco's movie Entertainment. Hey, he's in Sebastian did a
movie about his dad, and de Niro plays his dad in the movie.
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, And I think we interviewed not here.
I think when I was on the radio, we interviewed Sebastian and he
talked about Robert coming out and spending the day with his dad because his dad's
a hairdresser and so he spent an entire day with his dad to learn all
this stuff and all this and his father's like, hey, he's not gonna
Getty's. I think it was very funny the way he tells the story.
Obviously, but this was years ago. Uh, this was when within the
last when sixteen months? Oh yeah, so we yeah, we did a
phone interview with him and the movie is just coming out now. So that's
why CeNAT or whatever was was talking to him and I think it sounded I'm
not sure if I had the right button. We we're gonna try. I
think it sounded like this. When you go back to your hotel you were
looking for earlier, I put edible to rancho it. You have eight buttons.
Well, I haven't hit one, right, yeah? Sixteen? What
are we doing here? Robert de Niro is once again a proud papa.
Turned eighty this summer, and he's just welcomed. He is seventieth Oh sorry,
oh I was seventh child. This is what the actor tells Et Canada.
Then New York already has children ranging from fifty one years old to eleven
years old, by three different women. The actor says he's a loving dad,
even though he has to be stern about stuff. So I did perfect,
did do it? Question? You're talking to me? Talking to me,
mister DeNiro, your wife's had a baby talking to me? Who's who's
can't be talking to me? Gets changed? First? The babies are DeNiro,
so the mother can keep each of the teeth when his falls out,
when they pull his out. Uh, well, de Niro is I think
seventy ninety, turns eighty this summer, seventh child. Now he didn't say,
because the woman said to him, you have six kids or something.
He goes, I, oh, it's seven. He corrected this woman.
So the his current girlfriend's name is Tiffany Chen, and I think Tiffany Chen
is a martial arts instructor and he's been dating her for a couple of years
after his divorce from his wife, Missus high Tower. I think her last
name was high Tower. And they have a couple of kids together, So
he became a dad. In nineteen seventy one, he adopted his then wife
Diana Abbott's daughter Drina. That's the fifty one year old. That couple had
their own biological child, Raphael, who's forty six. And then he shares
twin sons, Aaron and Julian, they're twenty seven, with his ex girlfriend
Tuki Smith, as well as his son Elliot who's twenty five. And then
he has a daughter, Helen, who's eleven, with his ex wife Grace
high Tower. And now he has a seventh child, and no one is
telling you to the sex of that. But now somebody I had this conversation
with somebody and they were going on about how selfish this is because this is
a kid who's gonna be raised without a dad? And Death of America.
I hate to say it, but right so, I don't know if I
if it's selfish or not. I mean, if this woman wanted to have
a child and she was going with Robert de Nirol most of the time.
I don't know. Rich people, you have a lot of help, right,
you have money, but you hire man. He's from one wet nurse,
from one set to the next. Money so right, And he said
an interview is that he lost a lot of money through his wives or girlfriends
um endeavors. Well, somebody I know has referred to him as a paycheck
actor these days doing movies. And I think he met Tiffany Chen on the
set of a movie I liked. But somebody goes to me it sucked.
Is a paycheck actor The Intern where he plays the intern, Yes, yes,
and Hathaway and Hathaway who is vacationed in the Fingerlakes quite often. I
like that movie. I did too, but this person hated it. Hated
it. Paycheck actor the whole thing that makes sense. He's kind of I
mean, dirty, dirty grandpa, right, have a kid by the end
of that movie was a dirty Grandpa, it was right, Zach Afron lawyer.
Yeah, yeah, Florida by the end of it as a kid with
Aubrey Plaza. Maybe it's that right idea. He did have a think he
get in real life from the Moon in the movie movie Had Kid. I
didn't hate that movie. That movie was hilarious. I mean, you know
what that is. It's a lay on the couch, don't want to think
about shit, just entertainment giggles. I watched the beginning until the grandsun walked
in and DeNiro's beating off in the recliner. I'm like taking a number three
that he went from to rubbing one off and the lazy but like, well,
have you had six kids? You gotta do it, you gotta do
it, you gotta do it. You gotta didn't stop him. How about
the person who rice this and goes, hey, do you think DeNiro will
do this? Can we get Robert to actually do this? How much money
do we got? I mean he probably made more for them than he did
The gad Father Part two, which you want to ask her for by the
way, Yeah, I don't. Yeah, he probably did. Scottie from
Star Trek had a kid, you know, I'm giving it all. I
got coptain. I had a kid at eighty, at eighty, Hugh Grants
had one at fifty five. Solicit some of the Dennis Quaid. You can
always tell like when you go now you have you have Kyle? What a
six week old? Yeah? And then and what your hell is your daughter?
My son? Yeah, he'll be he'll be five next month. Okay.
So if you go more to you when you're mid thirties, late thirties,
thirties. Okay, so you go to a playground, nothing really stands
out. You go to a playground, and I remember when my kids were
a little and some way this was their kid and it was their second administration.
So they're in their fifties having little kids, and that's a lot.
Well, if you get the conversation, I mean, grandparents take the kids
the you know, is that your grandkid? And then they know that's my
kids, It might get a little Well it does, because I mean I
remember my brother in law saying, oh yeah, you'll see a lot of
that around because he's a lawyer in DC. Because she's DC. Everybody's on
their second administration, right, so they got a whole new fan family,
whole new family. It's a lot of work. Yeah, kids are a
lot of need a license to drive, you need license for fish and neat
license for a gun. No license to have kids. No, they should
really sit you down, and they should. It doesn't happen. Alan Baldwin,
I was gonna say, Alan Baldwin fifty nine had a kid. Yeah,
Bruce Willis fifty nine. Donald Trump when it from my sperm, never
days sixty years old? He may have more kids after all the accusations that
were here in Jesus. Yeah, well it was stormy anyway. Michael Douglas
sixty, Michael Douglas for sixty sixty. Yeah, yeah. Rod Stewart seventy
two. Rod was seventy coming up, yep. Paul McCartney sixty one,
Warren Beaty fifty sixty three years, Nick Nolte sixty six. Wow. Clint
Eastwood had when sixty six. Steve Martin who was kidless up until sixty seven
years old. I remember talking to Jay Moore about doing a Clint Eastwood movie
and something went on and he was going, there was this woman. She
was supposed to just walk out of a room, but she really wanted to
act in it, and Clint Yell's cut and he goes out there. He
was, honey, you're not gonna fucking make it up my movie act like
this. But he said to him that that his biggest weakness in life was
pussy. Oh Clinton, Clint was really that's what he said. He told
Jay Moore that his biggest weakness. Yeah, that was weakness. That's the
biggest weakness. And I mean think about all the women and the marriages and
the kids. No, he only had one marriage. Oh he did screwed
a lot of women. Yeah, there was a lot. I thought he
was with women though, yes, he was with lived with Lockey. Uh
couple, she was in the Gauntlet and out Wild Josie Whale. She was
a sweet, petite woman, worked for him exclusively, then kind of disowner.
Then she died of breast cancer and the kids together and it was kind
of rough patch. But he, uh, now he's what hell old's ninety
one ninety two. Yeah, he's up there because what I saw him and
what it must have been one of Ellen's last shows. And his office is
on the same lot as her show. And he stands up when they come
in and he's kind his he's got old man pants. They're up by his
belly button, and I go, fucking Clint, what happened? Jesus Christ?
Well, they gave me the sect to mend my pants? Never there
ready again, I don't know if I have one shot or two? Uh
Mick Jager seventy three, seventy three. Yeah, all right, Kevin's put
together a game and this is uh phrases that kids used today, and we
have to see if we know what they are, figure out what. So
we'll least go around the room and day paper. No, no, just
say that lot right, Let's see what I learned Friday. Sloppy top,
sloppy top, sloppy top, sloppy top. I'm thinking that to um,
I'm going to say, sloppy top is a woman, uh no bra in
the summer, just kind of letting things hang out? What age range?
My eighteen and my third eighteen and fourteen? Slappy tap, So I'm what
I'm saying, You're like wearing no bra, no braun it's kind of flopping
around, sloppy I say, slappy Joe Fridays. Slappy Joe Friday. Come
on, something to do with food, Kyle, what do you say?
I don't know. I think a bral is top probably makes the most sense,
but yeah, for the sake of the argument, let's go with just
a wrinkled shirt. A wrinkled shirt, blowjob. Whoa, oh hey,
sloppy top, slappy top. I like it. Yeah, it's a new
flavored habits. Yeah, I love habits. I went there last night or
not. I'm shocked. I actually believe you want to hear a funny story.
I took my car around the neighborhood to to map out trip gauge start
walking. I took my friend Chris English on the way and the way,
I'm like, oh, by the way, I got two freak sundays.
Here. She goes, No, we're walking. I'm like, well not
tonight, like start, we're not walking. Were So we got there just
before they they ended, had a few laughs, and we had some abbits.
There we go. It's I wish I was more like Clint. My
weakness was pussy. Yeah, yeah, I can always get abits. All
right, what do you got Kevin? Snatched? Snatched? Snatched? My
friends grabbed me to go to a cancer All right, you got snatched.
I'm thinking like kidnapped, something along those lines. Uh, snatched, sloppy
top is a blowjob snatched? We know what it was back back in the
strip club days, right, that was you didn't have the eed at it,
he said, snatch. Uh boy, I'm stumped on this one.
Yeah, looks perfect. Oh, looks perfect, looks perfect. I've never
heard of I've never even heard the shot on you. It's snatched. Yeah,
but did you hear your kids say these terms? No, I can't
apply logic to any of these. You just gotta get his Fire is the
only one that I hear regularly. Fire. That's fire meaning it's really good,
that's on a How about fifty three x fifty three x X, Oh
you're fifty three X. I don't know something that's your waist size dog?
No, after not after abote, Maybe after shitting good coffee abbots and shifting
good confident clog toilet. Fifty oh, that's a great one. Fifty three
X get weird with it. Fifty three X I'm gonna say something with a
computer. I don't know what that would be slang for sex. Oh,
I think about sixty three X. Yeah, yeah, it looks like sex
when you're right on your computer when you were a kidding spell it upside have
booby. How about nine? What would you think if you see nine in
a text message group, a group of three plus one plus not interested like
German nine? Nine? Oh not interested? Yeah? Yeah, nine.
I'm gonna say just short of a hot chick. Just nine was short for
a parent is watching. So if you see that in your kids messages,
nine, something's going down right now, we know? Okay? How about
giggle mug, giggle mug a giggle mug. That's want to drink my ship
in good coffee out of you want to go to McDonald's. You want to
get something to eat someone who's always smiling. One. I'm sure Bill's done
back in the day a dagger, a dagger d A Y G E R
dagger dumped a girl like that a day a dagger. Yeah, that was
a daytime sex through a dagger, daytime partytime. We'll give it to you
daytime. Drink enough net flastinate something. Oh that's Netflix and sex to use
Netflix to procrastinate? Oh chill is Netflix Hulu? And do you? Oh?
Do you really? Yeah? I didn't know that about fought th h
O T thought t h O T thought m m T h O T.
Turn around. Oh something that's uh well, I'm thinking hot, but thought
not exactly hot. That whole over there, that whole over there, don't
you I heard you doing it? Yes, but over there sam jam sam
jam. Oh that's what you gotta hang out with the family. Yeah,
you got you got it, that's easy. But dime, well that no,
we're need dropping dime. I need uh liked brow some money. I
think dime is like telling me squealing, sure he's at ten dime, okay
for a dime or drop a dime. You're a dime year at ten?
About curve change a plan? Oh I like it? Yeah, to reject
someone romantically here through a curve, I get a spitball, just straight down
the middle, down the middle, just sad DOUGGI. Yeah, come on.
Bastant women compare sex with me like being a jury duty. Really,
they don't know how they get picked, they don't want to be there,
and they're only thankful they won't happen again for another seven years. How about
Gucci? Gucci? Gucci? Is it more like cameltoe these days? I'm
thinking such a fashions maybe right, Gucci is good or going well? Yeah,
well flashy, I would say I'll give you one more last, let's
go how about Stan Stan stand a n S T A n U name for
a guy you're dating but you can't remember his name. Watch a great one.
It's the male version of Mildred. Yeah, short form of a stalker
m song Stan. Yeah, that makes sense. Look at at mm kind
of whole too, right? Yeah? Yeah, look at that? Very
good? All right, we will close it out for Ship and Good Coffee.
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the punk God and what went on with him and what his future is.
And he wanted to talk about the subway where the guy got choked out as
well. He's a bus, good lawyer. That's right. Those will be
some of the things we hit tomorrow for Kevin Muir. I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you tomorrow