This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak scuttle Buck coming up
here in just a moment, seven thirty seven. This is ninety seven to
one, Los Freak with the downbeat your morning comedy first responders. Right,
that's what it's called. I like that well, Mike Soroy, Kevin Turner,
Danny Bayliss, and our producer JJ Jackson. What a great day.
Uh, Game five Rangers coming up this afternoon. I believe we've got a
four oh seven first pitch and Katie is going to attend, so we'll have
boots on the ground again two days in a row. Look for the guy
in the eggplant outfit or the pickle? What have you decided to go with?
What do I think? I'm just gonna take them all? Okay,
Now, if we lose all th of the oscar, the grouch costume canzy
on. You walk through the metal detector, like, what is all that
costume changes for each trimester of the game. Yeah, I'll be an eggplant
first, okay, and then we'll shift to the pickle, and then you
can maybe just be Kevy No sweet little Kevy. Extra innings, you can
be Kevio. Oh we need to get a Mario outfit. I know,
I didn't want to say it. I've just decided that's where Kevio was born.
Remember on TikTok our gift to Kevio is going to be just funny outfits.
I want to like them. Bat Boy like from the Weekly World News.
No no, the guy that like not bat Boy found in cave.
Yeah no, not baby. The guys like responsible for getting Corey Seeker the
right amount of pine tar. Oh yeah, how fun would that be?
Is it weird when that guy's like forty five years old and his little jersey
says bat boy still wearing it. Yeah. I mean it's a cool ass
job being a bat boy. Yes, you're a clubhouse boy, clubhouse attendant.
And at the end of the year they get tipped like I either slat
of cash or give pycle a big stuff. If you're a good bat boy,
it's like being a lobby boy. Get free jerseys, cleats, oh
my god, unlimited all that, and I sleep in my cleats, game
used memorabilia. Wait and think of the stories they can tell too. I
wont how much those guys censor themselves around their clubhouse kids. I was there
when they turned it and they made it a six on Hedgies. Ass,
Yeah, it's still a six. No, you need to take because you've
got a big golfing today, right, Is that what you wanted to talk
about? To get it out? You need to get it out because you're
off the air in fifteen. But it can hold, and it actually is
more of a you know it can hold. It's just a sports idea that
I had that I wanted our teams or any team to implement. What don't
want you to have sports idea back up when you're out there trying to a
right, trying to smash. Let me take a quick pull of the metroplex.
Honk your horn if you want to hear Mike's sports idea. Oh wow,
okay, okay, here you go. Onlycause we're talking about clubhouse boy
and it might be his job. So it's remember when I make it quick
when Adula's hit home run in the last series or whatever, And there was
this this badass picture of him just looking so hard right after he made contact,
right, and it was like a cool picture. It was on Twitter
like instantly like oh my god, I want that in my house or he
should have that in his house. These teams should have like a high quality
like laser printer right like right in the clubhouse. And when you get that
image like that moment, what the team does is print ten copies of this
amazing picture, eight by ten or bigger an ethograph. Well, no,
that's hand drawn. Isn't a lithograph, so well you can do a print
whatever, Yeah, high quality, perfect picture that just happened. And right
when the game ends, you get a Dolise Garcia to sign ten of them
and number one to ten, and you instantly sell those on the team's website
for whatever your team charity is, because I think with the recency of it,
people would be like, oh my god, I got one of the
ten. So like it doesn't even have to be every game, but if
Luca hits a game winner and then the photog is like plug the card in
and I'm the first one that has it. It's printed, it's signed,
it's numbered to ten, Like for the MAVs Foundation, you could send sell
ten of those yea for I mean, I don't even know if you want
to. You can even do it fair, make it two hundred bucks something
not obscene, and get that money instantly and have these like per Win incredible
of one of ten autographed photos that you're only getting that many of them,
even take it up a notch, you could have you know what size they're
gonna print out to you already have the frame there, yeah, at the
ballpark, and just sell them when people are leaving. You want to talk
about an impulse by especially if you won the game and then whatever you have
left over you put them online. But I guarantee you if you did,
ten of those had one thousand dollars each, somebody one thousand credit card and
Luca signed them. I mean the ink is is you might even give you
might be able to get more than one thousand dollars for one of those,
because it's hard to sell images and autographed crap and there's enough of all of
it. But yeah, you're right, maybe if you just sell it at
stadium, so you have to be there to even be a candidate specific for
that pre framed and everything. Did you mention the Adel cartwheel? No?
But that okay, no I mentioned a home run he hit, But yes,
the cartwheel or the Leoti Taveres robbing the exactly or if you take me
one moment you sell them for a thousand bucks. And that's ten thousand dollars,
which isn't I mean, that's a lot. I don't know how much
that is for the MAVs Foundation. Maybe that's not much. But and Luca
or whoever knows that was play the game whatever, I'm gonna have to sign
this. There's only ten. It's gonna take you two minutes. The game
one iconic photo of the Evan Carter catch in left left field, right,
you know, the game four batting glove tag on Marcus Simeon. That's true.
Okay, well, if the Astros we're doing this, then they could
they could use that. I know what they're taking parents for at North Park
to sit your kid on dumb Santa. This will work. Yes, wait,
this this Soroy Industry's idea will work. Yeah, as far as like
you know, when you get done sitting in your kid on dumb Santa,
dumb Santa died, dude, No, no, no, there's trust me,
there's more than one. I promise you there's more than one. And
the one that died hasn't been doing it recently at North Park. The guy
that's been doing it at North Park is like forty. But yeah, when
you go with the after you're done by your prints, you know, or
you can get the digital download for like ninety dollars and they just email you
a jpeg file. Right, fine, what but I like the printed in
hand? You got it? Yeah, and everyone knows there's only ten.
Everyone knows it. There's people saying so that was decent, right, Yeah,
that's good idea. All right, okay, all right, Look,
this story is taken the nation by a storm, and by nation I mean
us. There's a python that's been missing in Oklahoma City for about two weeks
now. It was about six feet long in June and then it ate a
bunch of cats. It's down up to thirteen feet. They think it could
be thirteenth, could be fourteen to fifteen by now, I think sixteen.
And he's making this up, don't you feel like he's making well, no
one's seen it. He's the only only that really cares about the story that's
true. He can add anything, knowing we won't, we won't double check
any of this. Do you remember, though, two weeks ago, when
I was emailing Dylan Brown of some Channel four in Oklahoma City, yep,
And I was trying to tell him that the Python might have eaten an old
lady. Yes, and he wouldn't respond. Told him. The local detective
here he's got an impressive track record, suggested that it might be an old
lady that's been eating I'm gonna email him back right now once again. I
saw your latest report, Dylan. I don't understand why you won't get back
to me. I have a I have a pro tip from a respected detective
detective that will set this case off. That's perfect. You need me,
you need me? Yeah, thanks, put all all caps you need me,
and then make that all caps and put it in bold. You need
me, you need you need me, and then you're going to sign it.
Yeah, kep your phone number. Thanks. I won't take that seriously,
kevo. I just give you all right, all right now, refreshed,
now fresh, Yes, it's in the back yet even gone through to
the other Here we are the latest from Dylan Brown in Oklahoma Cities Channel four
on the missing Python. I've labeled this cut Python update number four at thirteen
foot Albino Python has people in a mobile home park living in fear, and
we've been telling you about this for weeks. Residents have been told the issue
would be a resolved, but it still hasn't. New Sports Dylan Brown spoke
with some who want accountability about it. Why they haven't they done anything about
it? You know, it's been six months this snake, though still slithering
around. A wildlife expert already quit after what he said was horrible treatment by
park management. Now the park claims they hired two new experts and dogs to
sniff out the snake. Residents don't have faith. They claimed that last night
and tonight they will be out in the neighborhood after dark with dogs hunting for
it, and nobody saw dogs on we saw people. Residents believe they're not
just considered catching a snake, but catching them tall looking to us. Residents
tell me they've been beefing up security beyond belief at Burnwood in southwest Oklahoma City.
Dylan Brown, Oklahoma's News for dude, are they trying to silence these
people? I don't know why. And they did send the dogs and the
people out there, and they got eaten by the snake maybe and maybe he's
got blood lust. Didn't it seem like a weird plan though. To get
the dogs, which one of them would be on a leash, is what
they said, it's like a bait dog, right, and then the dufest
dog is unleashed. He supposed to come in and try to go pounce on
the friendly snake like I don't know. And it's also next to an elementary
school. Oh, I mean, that's that's where we cut off the jokes.
What's more, old people, what do you fear fun eating children?
No, that's not funny. What do you fear more? The elementary school
next to a python or the elementary school next to a trailer park? Boy,
you could get a the heated debate over that one. Well, I
respect and say hello to all the people who live in trailer parks that are
listening. I've lived in a trailer park. Well doesn't mean you could just
say whatever you want about don I work on the freak? Oh yeah,
remember check the subhead. When I lived in a trailer park, it was
temporary. That's the whole point. The house is literally on wheels. It's
it's supposed to be temporary. This is true though, because it always looks
like they're cinder blocks and this thing's not going anywhere. Just in theory,
you could move, Well, you do that in case the other storm will
come so you tie your your trailer down. But typically, yeah, it's
it's it's a home of impermanence that you can pack up and leave any time
you want. But it's a they look like they've been there forever and there's
flowers outside and stuff like some people end up just planting roots. Yeah,
they love it and they kind of love this small community aspect. These people
might be tight, all these neighbors. No, I think there'd be cool.
It's a lot that I liked on the sound. Yes, when you
talk about being on top of everybody and being in everybody else's business, the
trail really oh my god, yeah whispers, yeah, yeah. The great
thing about the trailer is you can, you know, put your anchor down
anywhere but the park. I don't know if I'd want to live in a
park. The times that I've lived in one were just on lots where you
had your own space. Yeah, it's just this is where the house is
going to be, and this is what the house is. Is there a
decent amount of trailer park sex. I'm sure there's a lot of it,
and I'm sure it happens late at night because people are up all night doing
no other So you guys both lived in trailer parks. Huh. I lived
in a trailer park in freaking Oklahoma for a summer. What's the oldest you
guys ever were when you live in a trailer park? I was nineteen okay,
under ten? Okay, so only Kevio. Is there any sex for
you in the trailer park? And there was no sex happening for me?
Period? Yeah? No, that happened into Yeah, there are lots of
periods. Okay. That just feels like that's how there wasn't any sex.
That's the reason. That's sort of the nomadic existence. Yeah, trying to
find your way in this world. Yeah, you're in You're kind of in
flux. Yeah, you're not really sure? I want do I want to
commit to an actual brick and mortar apartment or a house? No? I
just imagine there's a lot of sits obside on the fold out chair, having
some beers, you know what. There's a lot of cigarettes, Yeah,
lot of cigarettes. Lots of cigarettes. Like did a hot girl ever move
into the trailer park and the whole trailer parks? Like, oh my god,
oh no, that doesn't happen. Was it a big was it a
big trailer park. No, it was in Denton. Did you have it
to yourself or did you have a roommate in your trailer park? It wasn't
mine. It was like my parents trailer because I was in transition from dorm
to whatever I was going to do next. So you left the dorm and
your parents drove up a trailer house for you and put it in a fifth
camper okay, trailer house and it's more of a camper and you parked it
in a lot and you lived there for how long? About three months?
Did you love it? No? I mean it was cool, like it
was almost like my first time like truly living alone. But like we always
talk about the gray water concerns, like I had to learn how to do
that, Like what does that mean? Empty? That you have to empty
the gray water like each day and that's what you call doo do water.
Yeah, and every day mpp mm hmm, yeah, because you can't have
it in there and then you there's a big hose or something or there's a
hose and then you drop it down into a hole. You put your gloves
on and drop it down into the thing. And then they don't have just
like a sewer hook up but basically it goes from your your trailer to a
hole in the ground. That sounds like luxury trailer park. But that happens
just one time when you hook it up, and then when you leave,
you unhook it. Right. It's not like, yeah, must empty it
at the end of the weekend. We would you have to empty it.
It just goes straight into the sewer. It goes from your toilet into a
pipe into the ground. I just know that you had to. It was
some type of to the point where when I had to we WI in the
middle of the night, I just step outside the front door of the trailer
and just and just whiz out the front. Basically, you just have a
glamorous porta potty is all a trailer is. I don't know, you're still
having to empty the thing out. You're not. What I'm saying is the
trailer house plumbing is not hooked up directly to the city sewer line. I
don't know. Oh my god, I was speaking, but I don't are
you following what I'm half was half a lifetime ago. It's really he had
to like deal with his plumbing. He to deal with his cocka once a
week, you know, Yeah, and I'm just saying, look, do
they not have a hook up when you park your damn trailer on this lot?
I don't remember. Here's your here's your cocka hole pit. This up
to the tube that goes down into the ground, and you're done until you
have to move. But I think that's a trailer. He was in boot
camp or something. I was. Yep, he wasn't at the good did
you try to cock at like the radio building or the no. I try
to see how long you could go without cockaying? Really, yeah, that's
not healthy. Well you need to make cockca I getting like thirty pounds.
It was nuts. Uh, that's enough. Let's get back on time.
He hit refreshed, get refreshed. Oh yes, if you email me,
no nothing, he's avoiding me. I'm leaving. You're blocked, Mike.
You have to do a live spot with me. I'll do that, but
then I'm leaving. Have fun for the rest today at the Lockwoods selling copper
Cup challenge, you have forsome and if you win, you get to name
their clip Sandwich. Yep. I'm gonna be listening to you guys on the
way there. Thank you for letting me leave early, even though management is
telling me what to do here. Yes, this is not this is not
a favorite and big shale, but uh when play a heart out and I'll
text you some updates. Have fun at the Cooper Cup Challenge. What's coming
up in Dingo's Morning News, which is we've moved to eight and today because
we got a special guests Dingo's Morning News. We had a brand new album
drop overnight. The new Rolling Stones record is out, and we'll take a
peek at some select cuts and we'll do that next all right,