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It's the Lapsed Ban Wrestling podcast with
jack Enconn SEO and JP Sorrow. All

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right, Hans, we continue with
the TLF twenty twenty three Christmas Schell.

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You're co chairman, connecting here remotely
after opening up the first round of gifts

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that arrived in the po box.
Thanks so much members of the Solar System

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who operated with all due haste,
and apologies to others who apparently operated with

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all due haste but still couldn't get
the gifts into our hot little hands in

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time for our in person session,
which of course took place right before the

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King of the Jews gathering that we
did remote tear members and what a special

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day weekend it was, indeed.
But now Thanksgiving is behind us, and

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the Yule tide is in full effect. The cool air is whipping through the

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chimney, you know, all the
rest of us. Ah, God,

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it's the way it should be,
is what it is, the way it

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should be. Taste the Christmas.
We feel the energy and we feel the

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love. Thanks to numbers of the
Solar System who were seeing to it that

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our second annual Christmas n wrapping spectacular
is a big success here at TLF.

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Of course, we're going one gift
per podcast heading into the holiday season.

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Right since we convened, we've received
a few other gifts. Boss, who

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are we looking at right here?
Right now? Today? We have mister

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ben Plans from Germany, as you
can very out in deutsch Land coming across

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the pond. So again we're connected
via video and a rarity. So yes,

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and it's bizarre so that we can
both lay eyes on what awaits us

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here. Unrapping has be done.
It's that fucking Christmas show, bitch,

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there are there are elements to this? Is it a German rapping? Here

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we go? Oh brother, we
got we got stuff there. Okay,

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we have a we have a missive
we do, Dear laps Chairman. I

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wish you a very merry cre Ristmas, which is odd because I am writing

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this in February sometime, so I
can be quick when you destroyers of Rusty

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Sheriff Stars make the call to send
you gifts. But I will listen to

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your unwrapping at Christmas, so it's
all good in the end. I guess.

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Well. Christmas is still a bit
different here in Germany compared to the

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US. You guys still manage to
give me the warm and fuzzies. Even

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if you talk about Christmas stuff that
makes no sense over here. Ha ha,

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and I thank you for that.
Since Santa Claus, American football,

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and Halloween already dominate the traditional German
counterparts, those differences will soon be gone.

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Anyways. The number of people that
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the Super Bowl over here is alarming. It's not a WrestleMania, dammit to

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the presence. Number one. Now
you guys own your own original copy of

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a fake athlete covering a song of
a convicted You know what, excuse me,

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Merry Christmas. I guess it's in
here. I'm going to read it

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all this stuff first before I get
into the number. Number two, listen

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to it while rubbing on thirty year
old tattoos of some of your favorites.

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Three. One day, the Colisseume
Collection Tour will take make you, guys,

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enter the year nineteen ninety two.
And if you want to live up

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to the image of a world wide
known college podcast, you have to accept

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the fact that there is one more
tape that you have to include in that

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tour. European Rampage nineteen ninety two
Live from the Olympia Hall in Munich.

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Chair, I think we actually did
this show. No, I think we

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did this show. Yes, we
did do a European Rampage show, UK

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Rampage. Oh, UK Rampage right, it was ninety one? Is that

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the one with the Royal Sam We
also did no that was a battle at

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the Royal Albert Hall. We did
one in nineteen ninety two that featured a

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Sean Michael's Randy Savage main event,
as well as Sid Justice taking on the

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Undertaker in what was not You know, we think of WrestleMania as his last

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match, but it was not because
he had this European match. Maybe it

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wasn't in Germany. Maybe it was
in England. I don't know. Yeah,

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UK Rampage ninety two. Okay,
maybe that's what it is. Sheffield

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Arena, Sheffield, England. I
see, okay, that's what it was.

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Yeah, Sheffield. Okay, that
makes sense. So there's European Rampage

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nineteenninety two, live from the Olympia
Hall in Munich, Germany in front of

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over twelve thousand rabid fans in socks
and sandals. Oh my god, while

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the while the ww was on fire
over here. In nineteen ninety two,

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The event was broadcast live on TV
and later released on tape. I think

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it would fit best to include it
in your dive into World Tour nineteen ninety

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two. The Battle Royal and Savage
and Savage versus Michaels are identical on both

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tapes. What identical as in the
match goes to the same spots. But

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I guess the World Tour tape as
not the special interview in which the hit

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man wants to fuck the female interviewer, Oh my God help us, or

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the interview in which the female interviewer
wants to fuck the macho man. I

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can listen to that episode. I
don't remember hardly anyone. Well, no,

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this is not this is different.
This is all added. This is

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stuff that's on the European rampage.
Yeah yeah, or the other German craziness

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from back then people were starving for
WW live action and go batshit crazy over

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a basic house show. Long Shore
is long story short. The day will

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come and you will feel the urge
to include the tape and the canon to

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be the most complete college podcast of
the universe. And then you will notice

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that the stuff on YouTube is badly
broken. And then you will notice that

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my version is in German. And
then you will notice the contact data on

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the CD. And then I will
be your correspondent, like that Japanese speaking

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guy with pain on the Pacific,
or that general ad non translator or all

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those other lapsed helpers. I'll be
your auto Vaughn's for this shit. That's

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incredible. If you continue the unwrapping
shows, you'll get more special German wrestling

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bullshit next year. Well let's see
here. Let's see number one. We

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have cards and stuff. Let's see
here were German supers they got. Oh

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they're tattoos really yeah, a Bam
bam. You can't really see them because

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they're kind of faded. Can you
see that? It's a bam band tattoos,

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the band bam logo. Yeah.
And then we have great, this

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is what we want Marty Jeannetti.
Oh fuck, you're gonna show up to

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wrestle Mania with Marty Jeannetti tattoos?
This? I think? So, I

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think that's a must, especially after
Luger X we got I don't know who

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the fuck this is? Who is
that? Oh crush? So it's like

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ninety five. Then that was the
Bam Bam babyface logo. Yeah, yeah,

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yokes so cool. Oh wait,
sorry, there it is yolks.

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Yep, another luger. Oh oh
different, crush crush with like a that's

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the one we need to have crush
actual Is that the one? The silver

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purple and yeah, yeah that's heel
crush. We got a razor? Oh

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yeah, full Scott Hall. Yeah
we get Oh, here we go.

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This is the one. Here we
go mom and on a mission. That's

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a collector's item. And and Adam
bomb. Yeah that's wild. So I'll

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see what else? So much licensed
merchandise. Okay, so number wow we

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have that is hul Cogan, Leader
of the Gang in German Hulk Hogan with

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the green with the green jelly band. No, this is this is the

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CD though. I'm the leader of
the Gang Gang. Yeah. And then

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I'm the leader of the Gang.
I'm the leader of the Gang mix.

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Oh goodness, I've never heard of
it. Thing im a bob that's the

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name of the song. Thing,
I'm a bob back and hulk o maniac.

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So that's all. We'll definitely put
that one. You know, you

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don't have a CD player thereby,
do you? I do? Yeah,

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I guess. Actually it'll come on
Actually, Yahu that remixed track. Let's

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give the Solar System a little sample. If it's a gift to us after

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usty that fucking CD? Is it
so wow? That's used, that's worn

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sadly. If it's a gift to
us, it's a gift to you,

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Solar System this holiday season and everyone
Heretofore, although you might not be able

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to you know what, I have
my settings on a different thing. It

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might not come through. I know
what I can do. I need to

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come to the board. You can
just put up to the mic. Well,

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I don't have like a CD player
like that nineteen ninety two. It's

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amazing to get a car with the
CD player in it anymore, which is

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of course the last place where you
might actually listen to CDs. That is

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true, you might actually listen to
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I think I can do something here. Oh no, I can't because we're

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recording. Can I I wonder if
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I can definitely not a sign that
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can't find a CD player in twenty
twenty three, I know, definitely not

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a loss. But I will import, Yes, I'll import the seed the

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CD, of course you will.
Was that the end of the gift.

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No, there's one more thing,
and that is the DVD of European Rampage

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four. Baby, there's nothing we
love more than a dot MP four.

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That is correct. So he's saying
that was released on Colisseum. Well,

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they didn't have Colosseum Video in Europe. Yeah, I did, and there's

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some, there's some, there's some
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Royal Albert Hall was the UK exclusive. It was not Colosseum. Yeah,

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it's not Silver Vision, No,
it's Colosseum. Yep, that's Colosseum Video.

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It's very interesting. So he's saying
it's basically a replica of the UK

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Rampage ninety two that we've covered,
with just some extra stuff on it.

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Well, not just that, it's
not well that that match and the Battle

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Royal are the same. I don't
know what else is on there. There

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could be other loading it up things
there. So it's European Rampage ninety two

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from Munich. He said, yeah, that's wild. I love it,

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and consider your offer being taken to
offer German college German translation. Whatever we

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need it. We never know when
we're gonna stumble upon a show where it's

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required. But there's nothing more satisfying
than realizing what a ranting foreign tongue on

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a wrestling show is actually saying like
General Adnan is actually saying in Farsia during

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the course. It's so important.
And we saw the brilliance of that made

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manifest again not too long ago where
someone hit us someone on Twitter and the

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spirit of the lapsed Funk showing us
video of a match I think in nineteen

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eighty two in al Japan where Terry
Funk hits the ring to the adoring throngs

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and starts throwing things to the crowd
and it looks like, you know,

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basically like the candy you'd throw off
a parade float to the spectators. And

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the question from the person who tweeted
the video at us was you know,

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is he tossing candy? Was?
That was other thing for Terry Funk and

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all Japan. And again another example
of the translator, the translation du jour,

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the translator par excellence yea. In
this case we hit up Fumi Saido

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on Twitter and said, hey,
Foomi, he was the guy that used

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to go to Al Japan when the
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We of course played several sounds from
his great podcast that he does, the

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Pacific Rim Podcast with Jim Valley at
Wrestling Observer talking about what was like observing

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Terry Funk in his heydays as a
Japanese babyface in the late seventies and early

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eighties, and he immediately said,
no, that's not candy. Those are

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the Terry Funk commemorative coins that he
used to be Arena and even had a

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nice close up photo of what they
look like, basically engravings of him and

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Dory and Texas this and Texas that
all over and you could, according to

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Fumi, you can only get them
if you happen to attend to show or

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Terry threw him out to the and
that's just you know, that's the kind

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of stuff like talk about lost in
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offering the German I mean, I'm
not sure an auto van's journey is coming

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anytime soon, or a catching journey
is coming anytime soon, but hey could

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sure we can find a use for
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You don't hear that, dude,
you hear that. I don't hear anything.

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No, I know because I changed
the output for for the time I

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went April fourteenth, luchen Bayer in
Germany. Maybe this is it. Brett

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versus Dino, Jim Dugan versus Ustafa, Repo versus Slaughter Bulldog and led against

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Mountie and Nasties. Perhaps this is
it. Yeah, sack Olympia Hall.

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Yes, according to this listing,
it's it's at Olympia Hall. Ye,

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that's it. Wow, moon Chin
Bay your in Germany. Yeah, that's

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good. The boot or whatever.
Well, I guess so we're not gonna

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get sound. But now we'll we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll do that,

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though we'll have to do a thing. It's a sad state of affairs

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when a man can't find a CD
player anymore. I understand. I would

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struggle to find one too. Right
now. I wish. Yeah, nothing

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I can do about that. US
is scheming. I'm trying to think of

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somebody. I mean, honestly,
if I hadn't just fucking I could play

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it, but I just don't have
my sound set up. Hold on,

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actually, you know what, let's
uh, I know what I'm gonna do

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it. Is that fucking Christmas Show? Fan wrestling podcast with Jack in an

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se O, mjpis row It's the
Lapsed fan Wrestling Podcast. All right,

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here we go, I got it
for you. Oh yes, you ready?

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This is the leader of the Gang
freemixt Come on, come on?

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Is that Christmas Show? It's the
g lf on wrapping in twenty twenties,

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Spree Been from Germany. Dud Brother
Brother, you gotta baby, what do

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you wallow me? And fallow game? You got it baby? The t

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n H version twenty ten remix.
It sounds so lazy. What a stupid

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idea for a song? I know, No, man, I am no.

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There is no one like the man
you are. Well that's the uh

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to say the least. The inspired
instrumentals ring through me. Yeah, I'll

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say the landscape. Let Christmas bells
ring as well? And to you left

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Solar system? Do you want do
you want to bob? Now? Sure?

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All right? Oh little funky Oh
yeah, Hogan's back on the day.

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It's the business. I like to
call this one. Foeman at the

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crotch, double BEARZ. What the
bob, my trunks, my broom?

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What is Linda? Yeah, I'm
telling you my thing about my thing about

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Bob is my fucking trunks when you
were a brother. There is you hear

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that game in the background. H
m, Well, let's think of a

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Bob. It's thinking a jigs.
It's a Christmas one more Ulko maniac.

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Let's do it. Oh no,
this is no no, not around the

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holiday. Wow, that's just called
Holko maniac. Read it in the paper,

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what I saw it on TV.
Let's go boss, I can see

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you. Wey ah baby shirt.
But now you've torn my heart maniac right

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from the very start the start,
my friend, I'll see you again.

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I'm on fast little saw heaven to
again. Here we go. World just

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lost another honk of maniac. Friend
of the end Brutus. Oh shit,

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oh man, that's true friend to
the end. Ben from Germany. I'm

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going to thank you for the Christmas
bounty and the inspiration, and thank you

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for Chromania. One more successful gift. Yang from under the tree and ripped

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asunder for all the Solar System.
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