Okay, everybody, welcome back to another episode of stand up Comedy for Kids.
We've got a great comedians to night, Sam the Spies here gonna be
sharing some jokes. But first I've got a joke for you. What do
dentists call their X rays? What do dentists call their X rays? Toothpicks?
Well, let's keep it going for your comedian. Okay, let's hear
it for Sam the Spies. Hey, everyone, my name is Sam the
Spy and I'm gonna be telling some jokes for you. First, where do
spies sleep? Where do spies sleep? Undercovers? Undercover? Hey? What
deodorant do spies use? What deodorant do spies use? Old spice? That's
pepes. Have you heard of the piano playing spy? Have you heard of
the piano playing spy? Neither have I? He's very low key, papes.
What's a snowman's favorite game? What's a snowman's favorite game? I Spy
with my Little I papes? What's a dog's favorite spy movie? What's a
dog's favorite spy movie? Mission Impossible? Mission impi? Pepes? What item
of clothing is essential for a spy? What item of clothing is essential for
a spy. Sneakers, sneaker peeps. How can you tell a spy is
on your flight? How can you tell a spy is on your flight?
You can't. They're in disguise. They're in disguised papes. I recently picked
up a book about spies. Yeah, yeah, I picked up a book
about spies and I read it under cover to cover underc papes. Did you
hear about the Italian spy? Did you hear about the Italian s Yeah?
It turns out he was such an imposta papes? Have you heard the joke
about the spy? Have you heard the joke about the spy? Sorry?
I can't, it's top secret apes. What do spies eat instead of McDonald's
What do spies eat instead of McDonald's spy Donald's spy? What do you call
a spy in a bathtub? What do you call a spy in a bathtub?
Bubbleo seven PPEs? What did the spy say to his informant in the
cornfield? What did the spy say to his informant in the cornfield? Careful?
There are ears all around us? Papes? What part of the hospital
do they spy on patients? What part of a hospital. Do they spy
on patients in the I See You in the I See You papes? Have
you heard about the Top Secret Bakery? Have you heard about the Top Secret
Bakery? Yeah? It's on a need to doe basis, need to dupe
peepes. Why was the tarantula wearing a disguise? Why was the tarantula wearing
a disguise because it was a spy dirt It was a apes. What do
you call a group of pepper shakers working undercover? What do you call a
group of pepper shakers working undercover? Spice spies? Okay, that's my time,
everybody, I was never here. Bye, Okay, let's hear it
again and keep it going for Sam the spy Man. That was great man.
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