1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:06,360 Okay, everybody, welcome back to another episode of stand up Comedy for Kids. 2 00:00:06,679 --> 00:00:10,759 We've got a great comedians to night, Sam the Spies here gonna be 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:16,320 sharing some jokes. But first I've got a joke for you. What do 4 00:00:16,679 --> 00:00:30,000 dentists call their X rays? What do dentists call their X rays? Toothpicks? 5 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:34,679 Well, let's keep it going for your comedian. Okay, let's hear 6 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:44,000 it for Sam the Spies. Hey, everyone, my name is Sam the 7 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:49,880 Spy and I'm gonna be telling some jokes for you. First, where do 8 00:00:50,039 --> 00:01:00,079 spies sleep? Where do spies sleep? Undercovers? Undercover? Hey? What 9 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:12,000 deodorant do spies use? What deodorant do spies use? Old spice? That's 10 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:22,079 pepes. Have you heard of the piano playing spy? Have you heard of 11 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:32,959 the piano playing spy? Neither have I? He's very low key, papes. 12 00:01:33,519 --> 00:01:41,719 What's a snowman's favorite game? What's a snowman's favorite game? I Spy 13 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:51,879 with my Little I papes? What's a dog's favorite spy movie? What's a 14 00:01:52,079 --> 00:02:02,519 dog's favorite spy movie? Mission Impossible? Mission impi? Pepes? What item 15 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:10,439 of clothing is essential for a spy? What item of clothing is essential for 16 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:21,680 a spy. Sneakers, sneaker peeps. How can you tell a spy is 17 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:27,879 on your flight? How can you tell a spy is on your flight? 18 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:38,400 You can't. They're in disguise. They're in disguised papes. I recently picked 19 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:42,199 up a book about spies. Yeah, yeah, I picked up a book 20 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:53,360 about spies and I read it under cover to cover underc papes. Did you 21 00:02:53,360 --> 00:03:02,199 hear about the Italian spy? Did you hear about the Italian s Yeah? 22 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:09,599 It turns out he was such an imposta papes? Have you heard the joke 23 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:16,240 about the spy? Have you heard the joke about the spy? Sorry? 24 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:28,080 I can't, it's top secret apes. What do spies eat instead of McDonald's 25 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:40,120 What do spies eat instead of McDonald's spy Donald's spy? What do you call 26 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:47,360 a spy in a bathtub? What do you call a spy in a bathtub? 27 00:03:49,800 --> 00:04:00,400 Bubbleo seven PPEs? What did the spy say to his informant in the 28 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:09,840 cornfield? What did the spy say to his informant in the cornfield? Careful? 29 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:16,560 There are ears all around us? Papes? What part of the hospital 30 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:23,759 do they spy on patients? What part of a hospital. Do they spy 31 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:32,079 on patients in the I See You in the I See You papes? Have 32 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:39,079 you heard about the Top Secret Bakery? Have you heard about the Top Secret 33 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:45,920 Bakery? Yeah? It's on a need to doe basis, need to dupe 34 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:57,160 peepes. Why was the tarantula wearing a disguise? Why was the tarantula wearing 35 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:06,639 a disguise because it was a spy dirt It was a apes. What do 36 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:13,920 you call a group of pepper shakers working undercover? What do you call a 37 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:21,720 group of pepper shakers working undercover? Spice spies? Okay, that's my time, 38 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:28,319 everybody, I was never here. Bye, Okay, let's hear it 39 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,680 again and keep it going for Sam the spy Man. That was great man. 40 00:05:32,759 --> 00:05:35,560 If you liked what he had to say, go ahead and leave us 41 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:41,839 a review wherever you listen to podcasts, and be sure to submit your joke 42 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:46,000 via the link in the show notes. We'll be back next week with a 43 00:05:46,040 --> 00:06:01,000 brand new comedian in another new episode of Stand Up Comedy for Kids. Includ 44 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,480 INPUTT Input the CAA INPUTT People