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I played today with a ton of
gratitude and appreciation for the opportunity to do

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this. I'm really glad I get
to do it again tomorrow, and I'm

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gonna remind myself I'm a dog and
I'm ready for this moment. Oh yeah,

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no, I do like this.
I was thinking of walk like an

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Egyptian. I said it before.
I thought it was fun like an bring

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I seeing cav It's a big keV
y'all. I'm back. Hey guys,

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Danny Baylis is here. You bet
your buns. Mike Strays here, JJ

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Jackson is here, and Kevin is
here. All right, let's have fun

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today. A lot of stuff.
Actually, I will tell you about travels

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and how I did. I thought
I I saw the light a little bit,

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not so much from the plane,
but from the Russian woman in side.

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Ey'd be on the boat. We
were convinced you would be running toward

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the light at some point, Caroline, Yeah, or if a plane engine

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was a light flame. Not having
Internet on the flight back, catch up

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storagejeels, show breath, you know, how are you listening? I bought

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Internet just for the way back.
With that costume and the free iHeartRadio app

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works in the sky too. They
don't promote that enough. That should be

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the thing that they promote the most. We work in the sky, works

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at three hundred thousand feet over Greenland
or wherever I was. Did you look

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at your little map when you were
Bos says yes, And I had no

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idea. Was this pilot drunk?
Were were we going? So up?

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I left? It was cold.
I looked at it just in the mountains.

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I was like, is he avoiding
the water for me? He doesn't

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understand the shortest no distance between two
points. Yes, he had to drive

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over where Santa lives. This fifteen
hour flight would have been eight hours if

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you just got in to it right. But we had to quit doofing around

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up there, take the scenic route. But I kind of visited England in

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London too. I saw it all
Ireland. I was like, are we

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going west? Did we go over
the Pacific? I was so confused.

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I'm not convinced the world's flat though. Okay, right, Well, any

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people all out to get Kyrie back
in the day, you should have just

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hurt him out a little bit.
The last time you've been that high in

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the sky listening to the downbeat,
We'll make you start thinking. During empty

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nester talk, I started going,
I think the world is flat. It's

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kind of strange than you. Man, Was it miserable to fight back?

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Did you sleep at all? Because
that's the hard one when you go that

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way, usually it's overnight, you
know, and you'll I don't know,

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I don't know when you want to
do this crap we have, we're gonna

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whip you about it. So the
flight back was longer. But because I

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when I had purchased internet for that
one, I didn't purchase internet for the

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flat over. I used the tools
that were given to me, the TV

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on the you know boss yeah,
to be my own boss on American airlines,

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dumb phone game apps and reading books. Boy, you like you reinstall

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the candy crush? Oh my god, I've been played for ten years just

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to get through a couple a couple
hours, not even like twenty minutes.

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Right, he's like the world champion
of angry birds on Lands and Brussels Angry

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Birds HQ. There's like a single
blip, like Jesus, somebody's playing again.

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Hold up, he's playing a lot
stocks slowly going up? Is there

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anyone just crushing angry birds every every
day? Yes, there's still Yeah,

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because dude, when you go to
the app store for games, I was

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shocked to find that Angry Birds is
still an option. Yeah. One of

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my favorite pastimes getting home from the
bar. Oh, dude, sitting now

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on my front porch in the lawn
chair, having the late night amstell light,

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crushing a sig and playing Angry Birds
till three point thirty in the morning

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is so good, like an hour. God, that is a great afternoon

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drive privilegeashing its little towers. It
was so fun. God, my life

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was so much simpler back then.
And then they came. They had a

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movie, right, they made a
movie. Yeah, you can't play the

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movie. No, you just look
at it. I want to be involved.

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When I'm smashing birds into bricks with
the little slingshot thing or whatever,

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you pull them back and they have
different This one explodes, This one freezes

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everything. That was a fun game
to play. Drunken haze, I'm about

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to pass out. But it's weird
that something like that burns so bright and

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then it was the lost of you
heard it or even saw someone over their

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shoulder playing. I hadn't thought about
it until I got onto the app store.

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I moved from that to trying to
learn an Italian with dual lingo.

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There used to be a late night
thing too. There's a lot of stupid

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crap. Yeah, that is better
than blasting birds against bricks and rocks,

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trying to smash them all and if
you smash them, we get to go

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to the next level. But they
made it so hard because if you get

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three stars, you know they're winning
it. It's just an infinite levels,

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right yeah. Yeah, it's like, look, I'm not gonna I'll never

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pay for this, and it's like, well hold on one dollar. Yeah,

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and the exploding birds use whatever I
want any level, so good,

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I'll double click that. So the
fight back was actually fine as I was,

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you know, on the Internet and
looking for stories and things like that

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and having a good time and just
finding airplane after airplane story. I think

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Danny and I both in the scuttle
Button Dingo's Morning News will have a plane

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story or two. I have a
terminal story. All right, this story

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never made it year, just action. Where are the Colorado Rockies involved in

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a plane scandal? I mean,
I had so much crap. Uh,

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tonight's the draft and me and Jeffrey
are gonna do it. We're gonna do

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it at the Buffalo Wild Wings and
Grapevine. Right. So the six am

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crew, if you is going to
come out and see us out there,

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we're going to do the draft.
Then the Cowboys picked twenty fourth. There's

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no MAVs or Stars tonight or Rangers
for that for that matter. So come

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out and see us. I've got
the NFL Draft bonanza at eight am.

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It would be half assed if we
didn't, right, because I actually did

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a lot of draft prep, unlike
the last well when I used to do

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it, you know, but I
did crash courses. I learned over the

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trip that I would be doing it
with Jeff. But you did more this

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year than you have in the last
couple of years. No, no,

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no way, less, he's done
nothing this year. I have done nothing.

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Yeah, well, well until except
DRAFTSA then well except on like I

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got ready, I started mashing.
I got tipped off a couple of weeks

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ago. There might be something for
me and Jeff if the MAVs didn't play

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and the schedule came out. He
knows nothing about the draft, but he

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can rank his top ten Ficasha Breads. Don't even bring up bread to me

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right now, bread pasta, really
cheese. They all sound terrible. It

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feels like I tell you that Danny
and I surprised you on today, your

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return date. We got in about
an hour for Zoli's is catering a welcome

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home Kevin party. I paid Exer
for them to drive it up from their

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one location Waco. Have you ever
submitted or succumbed? Yes, I have

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to, and it's not very good. No in my head. Yeah,

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the breadsticks amazing and it's still nice
Alfredo whatever, but yeah, it's what

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it's fast food Italian. Yeah,
fight back to Italian food. Fine out

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of I believe that. Find out
in Rome. Here are your two Here

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are your two meal options. First
chicken, and I'm like, I'll have

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neither since I I did last night. If it wasn't the Morning Show,

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if we had another shift, I
would have. I would have surprised Kevin

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with a giant Italian fist like I
wanted to do it. And then I

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was like, what's the Italian breakfast? Can I do this? And then

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obviously it is not sound good about
on all of it right now. I

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told you man, when I was
there, it was probably twelve days in

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there a pretty long time, and
I just did. I muttered to myself,

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I'm sick of Italian food. And
there's just it's one of those things

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you never thought you'd hear yourself saying, well, yeah, not in Italy.

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You wouldn't think you'd say it.
But imagine here even eating kind of

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Italian food for three days in a
row four Like, sure, I love

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Italian food. I hate some.
Last night, I went to Jimmy's food

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store. You did when I went
to the doctor at Baylor. I always

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go to Jimmy's and load up.
So yes, I had Italian last night.

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But you do it every damn day, and it's right, it's a

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lot. Did you did that hit
you before you left Italy? I mean,

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like, were you kind of like
all right? So I didn't have

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until day three And I'll detail this
more at nine, but it was about

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day three and I was still like, I don't know if I've had that

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good food orgasm yet. You know, I'm still searching. So I was

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still being there really on the ground. Seven days is kind of like by

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day three is when I started to
really get into it. And that's as

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you worked further south starts stumbling upon
just amazing. I mean, i'll detail

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it at nine. But the best
sandwich, the best, and it's not.

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It's not. I could have told
you, Oh, I bet it'll

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be the best. It'll be the
best pizza I've ever had. It'll be

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the best possible. Sure, No, And then you go and you're like

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Jesus Christ, I'll never have that
again like that. It's amazing. And

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it's because of the soil and the
tomatoes. What happened your voice right there

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that last sentence, there's two words
soil and tomatoes. You said differently.

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Huh. I didn't say I didn't
hear that? Did you at the gas

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station? No? Oh? Did
you take the listener's advice and go down

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that alley? Yeah? Yeah?
Did you left to have wound something?

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You're leaking right over kidney gun and
they don't have guns in Italy, but

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so many knives. They're stabbing people
there. Die. He told you to

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stand at the fountain. Had left
over the bridge two pm to something and

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one more left two o'clock. So
he said that was hard to really get

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all that. Boy. I'll tell
you what too. When I got to

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my house, and I don't I
don't live in a big house. I

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have a small house, but I
went Jesus my house. It's like a

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mansion right now compared to how little
everything is, the streets and the places.

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I was like, I don't know
it was. Did you feel like

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the stay huffed marshmallow man walking around
the street. I feel like that right

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now, dude, I got it. I was like, Okay, we're

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going to the gym tomorrow. We're
going to hulk this out. Do you

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have a scale at your house?
Uh? You know, I do.

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I didn't think to do it,
but I first thing that I did right

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before we leave and already get back. I didn't check it before I left,

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like an idiot. Do you think
you did Game five plus? Oh?

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Yeah, maybe ten? I think
I gained like eight. Not a

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boy more. I get a shirt
that fits me pretty well, you know,

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like to word, I'm trying to
look slimming. And even that,

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I was like, okay, I'm
kind of stretching this bad boy out.

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But then I got home last night
and I was hungry last night. They

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didn't eat much on the plane,
and I said I want some dim sum.

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Yeah, and we mixed that up. Went to jing Chi and Richardson

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and just went to Poundtown on some
dumplings. That usually when I get back

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to Texas from a long trip,
and usually the trips are Stateside, the

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first thing that I want when I
get back here is Mexican food. It's

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just terrible if you get out of
Texas pretty much. Yeah, but yeah,

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the rich European food travel vacation.
I think the first thing that I

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would want to do and probably eat
for a week is like fuugh, just

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water and vegetables. Water. Yes, how do you get dehydrated on a

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trip? And I just did because
they're not offering you water like here,

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every time you sit down, they're
filling up your picture of water. But

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a restaurant, you gotta water the
water. Steel or sparkling and yeah,

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gas or scene gas gos crazy.
Did you drink a bunch of wine on

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the trip? I had wine sprintzes. I don't delicious Italian gin I have.

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I didn't know there was such a
big Gin and tonic people. They

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are huge on gin out there,
so tons of spritzes. What's a sprit

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the Appo spirts? Oh, Camari
sprits, the lemon Cello sprits. You

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I would have thought lemon cello would
be the greatest drink I've ever I don't.

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I didn't. I don't love the
sprits, but I definitely had a

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lot of them. I loved all
things lemon lemonillo sprits, but the apparol

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sprits there's some flavor in. There's
a little cough medicine to it that I

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didn't. I agree with you on
that that's bitter. Is that there's a

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little bit of bitter to Yeah,
for sure, but it does look good,

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and it kind of when you're there
looking at the mount, you're just

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going hot dog. Then I pulled
up Vesuvius tracker more on that. At

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nine, we're having fun. Did
you watch a movie on the way out

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there? On? Okay? What
did they offer a movie on the p

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Yeah, I mean you have selections, watch a bunch of different ones.

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Yeah. She watched a good rom
com with Sidney Sweeney in it. So

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I was definitely looking over there every
once in a while. Yeah, And

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Sidney Sweeney was looking back at me
with her cross eye with their flotation devices,

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their cross eye on her walk.
Dad, what do you want if

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we go down? I remember this
son? All right? Dad, Okay,

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don't elbow wide range of that elbow. You just hit me in the

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amazing comedy she took off her over
the shoulder boulder holder son, I'm sorry.

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Get a lot of that going on. H What airline were you on

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Americana? Yeah, so they have
the free entertainment the app. I like

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their system. Yeah they're so no, Danny, they didn't. Did they

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show a movie through the tonight's feature? His costam blue back and enjoy a

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movie? The screen comes down?
Here we go, I'll put something good.

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That's it, gonn. But I
do realize that on the international flight

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you can have the selections and the
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I figured like they'd still just have
that stupid you know, like four screens

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that are on the roof. Yeah, that would come down passed away.

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On my way to I just watched
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I watched Wonka on my fight to
Vegas. I loved it with Timothy Shama

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Lama great in it. What that
movie get panned so hard? I did

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it? I don't know. I
don't think anybody went and saw it for

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you on a plane. It wasn't
like popular, But what did it get?

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That was great? He's saying rock
shut like JJ liked JJ, you

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like Wonka? Not really? Not
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I just heard JJ's review. Yeah, that's all we go with. That's

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usually good. And I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but eighty two

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percent on a rotten Tommy, I'm
not saying yeah, no, I thought

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it was awesome. What stood out
is that? Why was it one so

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hot? What do you mean it's
like, yeah, well, you go

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to anywhere really just I think they're
just lean. We're not at the Barcelona

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airport. They're lean, but their
menus have appetizer, first course, second

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course. They're small so much.
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thing. You The problem I was
talking to I remember I was talking to

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with this about you go to Italy
and the problem is you go there and

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you eat all of the big fat
things. They're not eating that stuff for

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every meal every day. Yeah,
and the portions that they get are not

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these massive acres of nachos that we
order here, acres. You know,

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it's just different. Great ballpark,
dude, The one acre long acre of

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nacho Chicken nachos Pudge Rodriguez is acre. Oh nacho so I've got many bets

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I owe you guys. Fudge,
just fudge. Budges. Fudge is next

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to Pudges pizza. He just puts
his name in front of all of it.

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Pudges FuG all of it. It's
his same picture, one stock photo

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of Budge. No show up to
the photo event. Okay, so I

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got many bets. I gotta pay
off. I have to post three feet

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pictures. At some point, you're
on a cooler man Day one of Nascar.

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He does have an amazing NASCAR shirt
you're gonna wear for a week.

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Yeah, okay, Day one in
the books. By the way, he

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gets the coolest badass NASCAR shirt that
you could obtain. Yeah, he might

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wear it for ten days. Hear
that wearing it? Would you wear that?

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Yeah? Absolutely cool? Sure describe
it for us, Kevin Well.

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It's a picture of a beer can
that would be the mug of Dale Earnhardt's

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face, and the mustache and sunglasses
are over it, cowboy hat and it

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says, raise, Hail, Praise
Dale. He's not dead, he's just

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one lap ahead. Say it's a
it's a beer can that is that is

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Dale Earnhart. It's just the best
beer can wearing sunglasses, a hat and

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has a mustache, and it's cool. It's cool. We didn't really want

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you to look cool. But you
know what, you're ice cold on these

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bets, so I don't mind you
taking taking one easy. Well, there's

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another bet that will pay off for
you in fifteen minutes because the Rock and

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Roll Hall of Fame induction. That's
right. I haven't even looked at and

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I have not tallied this up.
So we'll t live on the air,

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all right, damn it? Handle
that I know I got. It's just

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mushed in. This is one Danny
wearing panties on the outside of his jeans.

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Yeah, you drawing a face on
the back of your head and me

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having to create OnlyFans account. That's
what you did. Too much. That's

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too much for a stupid bet like
that. Do you know who won?

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I don't. I've not tallied it, okay, but you've seen the winners.

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I have seen that, Okay,
Yes, I know who got inducted.

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Now I don't know who won the
bet. Okay, that's why I

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inducted all. That's what I meant. Absolutely, that was one of the

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first to know how fast was how
fast was your internet? They called me,

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how fast is your internet on the
way back and how limited was it?

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It was great, like you could
watch Netflix if you wanted to.

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Really usually kind of constrict that stuff
and their levels, like you can get

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the basic and then the high quality
for streamings? Was it the way they

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did it was it was about like
a two hour plan or by the full

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plan, and the full plane was
like fifty Jesus, we got eleven hour

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bear in front of you. You
want to climb that bear? So I

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hit it very early in the flight, so I knew I was going to

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get into it. I had a
lot of draft prepped to do for tonight's

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big event. Did you see any
bears in Italy? Tee up Jeff Cavanaugh

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to talk about these guys? Hey
on THEO and Cavanaugh draft Bonanza had his

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draft Bananza tonight. Does that make
you? Are you Hoss and he's little

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Joe? No? I think it's
probably the other way around. Yeah,

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yeah, But I think we're having
the Buffalo from Buffalo Wild Wings on too.

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I think he's gonna jump in that
big guy. I would might.

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I might stop by if he was
gonna be there. Y, what's the

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wing situation in Italy. The amount
of ice creams is a guy who doesn't

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eat a lot of meats and ice
cream Like I like it, don't go

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for it or crave it a lot. Boy, I'll be damned if you're

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not thinking after every meal, I'm
gonna stop at that delicious gelato spot.

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Yes you are, and they show
you. They put it out. God,

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it's so good. There's still every
gelado spots like this, even in

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America, where you can look in
the thing, but they're like, hey,

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we got twenty flavors, you get
two. It's a small cup even.

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the gelato it sells itself. Does

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You don't need to advertise gelato.
You just look at it and go,

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oh my god. Want you're right
on a portioning. But it is an

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odd thing. It's all pasta and
they love some ice cream of ice cream.

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But they're lean. But they're lean. It's weird, is it?

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Because they walk everywhere? Yes?
Yeah? Say what my body fell?

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I mean I felt like I got
my ass kicked. Yeah, multiple times,

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you're just walking everywhere. I was
like, I'm hitting mid some step

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limits. I'd hit a long time. Do you have a stepper? Uh?

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Well, mean, yeah, just
the what you hit. You had

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fifteen k oh, I was fifteen
almost every day. Yesterday was like I

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got home and I was at eight
k and I was like, this is

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not enough. I need to go
get seven thousand more steps in and then

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I cut a leg. Cramp yep, just plopped it down. Okay,

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ketch up on the Daily Show?
And have you ever set your goal for

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the weekend to see how few steps
you can take? Have you ever kept

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it under one hundred? It's hard
to do. I think I've kept under

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two fifty. H Yes, you
could barely do that. And if you

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don't leave your house just walking to
the bathrooms, that's it. That's fifty

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steps right there, depending on where
your turtlet is going to the kitchen for

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more meat. I think I can
do it when I'm sick, for sure,

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because that's like I doing nothing to
lay in bed. But that is

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under two point fifty. Post those
results on Facebook, that's a good bet

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payoff. I want to get one
weekend day with you have two hundred and

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fifty steps and you have to prove
it. Oh my god, how would

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you even do that? You couldn't
I could, Kevin maybe could because you're

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gonna do a little draft stuff at
eight. At seven, we're gonna hear

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a story of Danny having its morph
into a Karen. Oh yeah, baby

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Karen, Baby Karen, little baby
kk. That'll be a seven and a

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little bit of sports at seven with
you know the other stuff will catch you

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up on the Rangers and Stars and
MAVs and all that stuff. I watched

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the MAVs final of Gate two.
I watched it not live but via scoreboard

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tracker and social media. Just stra
you didn't watch any of it. Yeah,

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from a dumper what as I was
about to leave at six thirty in

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the morning, you know, watching
Luca close out the Clippers. That was

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really good to see. Boy,
y'all looked crazy. And by y'all,

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I mean all MAVs fans on Game
one. I couldn't watch it either.

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It was just bad. But it
was like nine thirty PM where I was

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Sunday night, but none of the
bars were showing it and I couldn't get

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YouTube, TV door and I didn't
feel like, weren't you surprised if sports

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or not. Was very surprised.
Unless you're getting soccer, you're not getting

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anything. No. I was very
surprised. I thought it'd be more proud

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of here. You'd think you could
at least find it or find a sports

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bar. And basketball is very popular
in Europe, right, Italy is as

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well. Right, we've had some
Italian NBA players, quite a few.

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The NBA playoffs must not be that
important. The Nilo Gallinari, h because

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I would care if it could have
been the Celtics and Heat and Co.

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Well, yeah, we had what's
his name then? Guy who played here

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for a little bit. What was
his name? Remember the guy? He

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was a shooter? We had so
many. Did he have Rigatoni or something?

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Yes? Atoni? What there go? Top Italian NBA players celebrating Italy's

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basketball stars. Oh Jesus, you
right with you? Okay? Marco Belenelli?

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Is that what I said? I
said, dun you sit down.

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Gallinari, who's wonderful known as the
Italian virtuoso. Alec Surgedti. Oh my

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god, yeah, it is bad
Jobell and Nelly, I mean, but

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they've made it. They did make
it more than we'd ever have. Nicolo

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o'melli, but oh, Andrea Bargnani. It was nuts to look at Twitter

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and every mass fire. Jason kidd
and just stuff freaking everyone see any of

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that time I've been tweeted it.
I was like, y'all look crazy.

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Right now, I'm not watching this
game right now, and I'm glad I'm

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not because we're losing by so much. But after that, it was right

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around the time we had an eight
point second quarter, I think, yeah,

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okay, during the game, they
were throwing this stuff out. Well,

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they got still, they got smoked, and we came in here and

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I couldn't imagine a more measured response
to that game one loss than what we

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had. We had a steady hand, you guys to win Game two.

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Yeah, and they did. They
did, and it was good. And

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I'm ready to watch a live maps
playoff game tomorrow now. If we're missing

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the first two I'm like, okay, I'm ready. Like that happening during

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night too at the draft when the
Cowboys take maybe the first running back in

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the entire draft tomorrow night, all
happening live. That's on a Friday night.

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Screw it, I'm going to grease
what coming the next We're gonna tally

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up a bet because the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame induction has been named.

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They've named they put them in.
They're putting them in. There's many

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blood bats here. Did Ozzie get
in? Did Mary J. Blige get

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in? What about cool in the
game? Who else you care? Or

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you don't. You're probably listing on
podcast anyway. That's next. Ninety seven

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won the Freak