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Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a
horny married couple. Content may include adult

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language and themes. Check the description
for more details. If your discretion is

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advised. It season four. Welcome
to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex

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podcast hosted by a horny married couple
with me, Rihanna Campbell and me Producer

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Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo
or embarrassing, so let's talk about it,

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Hey guys, Producer man Adam here, I am currently at editing this

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episode at twelve o'clock in the middle
of the night, so I'm talking a

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little quiet because the lovely, gorgeous
Rihanna is currently in asleep in bed hank

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shoeing the Nile way she most definitely
deserves. But I wanted to start this

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episode off by giving a little heads
up on this atom. It's a bit

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different than our normal ones. I
love it. I think it's a really

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fun episode, but it is quite
different for those of you who don't know.

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We were invited to go to the
Tucson Erotic Art Show in Tucson,

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Arizona, so what we decided to
do was kind of journal our adventure with

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that. So this episode is going
to be a lot of that, So

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it's gonna cut between different clips that, you know, moments of us recording

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throughout the throughout our trip there.
The audio is also going to be a

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little off because we're both recording while
in a airbnb that is not set up

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for recording, and recording in the
middle of a art show that at one

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point has seven hundred guests. I
will say this though, I'm very impressed

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with the audio and that part.
Our little Mike has quite a bit of

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power and can hold its own,
so good for it. But yeah,

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so um, it's gonna be a
lot of just clips come in in and

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out of us explaining her what's going
on and kind of what we did throughout

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the day and what's happening in the
moment while at the art show. I

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think it's really fun. I um, I don't know. I really enjoyed

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this episode because it is so different, and uh, I hope you guys

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like it too. And since Rihanna
is not here and nobody tell her I

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did this, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. Stay horny,

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bitches, happily doodally neighboring. How
from tuson, how do you from

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Tucson. We're sitting here. I'm
sitting here watching my little cone Cheeza Cheza

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play with her. H it's not
Lucas. I don't know. It is

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Pelone. Yeah, but Lucas is
like the preferred for you. I feel

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like Lucas is the bigger one.
Yeah, no, it is. It

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is. It's a little push up
gummy sauce. I don't know how to

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describe it, says Dulce Enchilado sabor
a Tamarindo. Yeah. I feel like

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if any of our tamarin flavored soft
candy, you push it up, the

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soft candy comes out. Yeah it
used to be. Yeah. I like

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the other one because it had a
little baseball cap. Yeah, that's when

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I grew up. That's the Lucas. See those anymore? I don't either.

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And I see these, and I
hope, like a lot of our

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Central and Southern South American audience members, their memories, they're getting rushed back

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to childhood. It's so good.
Yeah. I haven't had one of these

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for a long time. Yeah,
yeah, I've never I've never seen them.

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I grew up seeing them in the
gas stations. You want to try

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it, I really don't because they
will be a really good like live.

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They look so gross, I'll try
it, Okay. It also doesn't help

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that it's like all like mushy,
you've been looking on it. Well,

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because we've got a couple of things
to try. Hey, tomorrow episode for

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real, So we got to tell
tell us a little why I get this

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prepped and ready? Yeah? Yeah, so we are to tell the audience

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what's going on today. We are
in Tucson right now. We're currently recording

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this in our air BnB, So
that's probably this whole episode's probably gonna sound

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a little echoe because we're on the
road and so we're in our airbnb.

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We're gonna kind of this. Okay, can I stop in for a second.

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What's up? We're in our airbnb
here in Tucson. Big shout out

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to our sponsor. Yes, of
this Airbnb putting us up. Sean Louie,

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Sean Louie, John Louie, you
angel from above. Yeah, my

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Arizona angel. You are incredible.
If you don't know who Sean Louis is,

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you're not doing drag. No.
If it's Sean Louie, I'm not

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interested. Um So season two,
we interview an incredible human named Sean Louis,

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who is a musician and they live
in Arizona. They actually in that

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episode told us about the Tucson Erotica
Art show in the episode, and we

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did, in fact reach out we're
being featured in the show, and he

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put us up for the trip,
and I'm so fucking grateful. Absolutely no,

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he was an angel and everyone gonna
listen to his music because it's so

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good. That's so good, so
sexy, like you sound, he's sexy

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in general. I think he's a
very attractive you know, he's a woman.

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I want to be trend your stoctfol
that's very yeah, I know,

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um but yeah. So so this
whole episode, it's gonna be a bit

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of a highlight reel of our trips. So you're gonna hear us kind of

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cut to us being at a different
place. We're going to record in our

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airbnb, little short parts we're gonna
record at the actual art show, like

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you're gonna and then yes, tomorrow
you'll hear from us as well. I

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wanted to do kind of a diary
style episode highlight. You know. We

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did the Boston episode, the Massachusetts
episode, and we did like gosh,

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we were there for a Wednesday through
a Monday. We're in like three or

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four different cities, and then we
came home and like a week later did

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an episode about it. Yeah,
and I was like, you know what

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we're doing one city, it's a
whole weekend. Let's kind of document it

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as we go. I have a
good feeling this is going to be multiple

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parts, though it could be it
probably. We've only been here less than

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twenty four hours and we already have
so much to say that. It was

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a thirteen hour drive from Austin.
We got up. We left at five

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o'clock in the morning, yep,
got here about six. Yeah. Yeah.

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We only stopped for a couple of
pea breaks and to eat some lunch

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in Mexico. And we've been having
the best time. It's Yeah, I

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loved jus on you and I've had
full discussions about like what it would be

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like to live here, Yeah,
which is kind of a toxic trade of

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ours. We go on one trip
and think about what it's like to live

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there and then contemplate moving our entire
life. Yeah. Well, we talked

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about this a little bit, and
I don't want to shit on the city

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too much. We should not of
doing that and half a pistre being aggressive.

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But we especially like we're finding with
Tucson. Tucson is kind of what

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we thought and wanted Austin would be. And I think it is what Austin

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used to be. Yeah, but
now it's so gentrified and it's not the

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same. It's just not the same. So I think we came here and

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we're kind of exploring the city today
because we don't have to be the art

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show until later, and we're like, this is incredible, kind of where

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we wanted to live when we moved
to Austin. Yeah, because you love

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it. I also love but you
specifically also have a really intense connection to

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Mexican culture. I do, yes, and I love that about you.

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You love the food, you love
the people. You have a very deep

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appreciation for art and culture. Yeah. I think because I grew up.

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I grew up in a very white
town, but there is a lot of

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Mexicans there too, and like some
of my best friends there like shout out

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to like Tony Dexter Jose, like
some of the guys that I grew up

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with, and and see like an
accepted feeling. It does a little bit

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and also my granddad. You know
this, Yes, he's an honorary.

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My grandfather was an amazing man,
and he had polio, so he couldn't

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do a lot of physical activity,
and so he would always hire help because

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he had this like huge farm.
It's like I think, like a hundred

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plus acres of land. So I
always had like one person he would hire,

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and it was always like a Mexican
person. Then he paid like under

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the table, and he would like
treat them like family, like they came.

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They were always at the family reunions. They would go like if we

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were meeting him for dinner, like
this dude would be with him and he

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thought into his bones. My grandfather
thought he was a Mexican man, to

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the point where I once watched this
man try to translate between two fluently speaking

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Spanish people and it confused everything and
he did not speak Spanish. My favorite

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story, it's so good. But
yeah, so no, I've always loved

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the culture. I love the food, like, yeah, so something we

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didn't anticipate for some reason, just
going to Tucson, being in Arizona.

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I think you and I've been to
Phoenix. You and I just thought this

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was like much a much bigger city
than than it is. Yeah, and

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I think because it's an art show
and the type of art is. I

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don't know. I thought this was
going to be a white town. I

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just wasn't. It didn't click until
we were here. I looked at you

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and I said, Adam, we
are in the valley of Arizona. We're

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not We're in a border for a
Texas city or for people not in Texas.

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The valley is like, it's very
south of Texas. It's like the

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Mexican part of it. Yeah.
Corpus Christi, Porto Ranzas Padre Islands is

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not technically in the valley, isn't
It's no, yeah, no, but

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it is a border to it is. It's in that saying feel. It

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feels like it should be a city. So it makes sense. Tucson is

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a border city, so of course
there's a heavy influence here. Yeah,

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and I'm sure if you're in California, I know they have a value as

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well. There's any anything that's on
the border, it's a I call it

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the valley. Um. So I
didn't anticipate how much of a Mexican culture

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and community there was here. So
what a breath of fresh air we were

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not anticipating it. We thought it
was going to be very like white desert

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white. Yeah. And despite what
a lot of like maybe some politicians and

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news sources like to say, like, there is no friendlier, more welcoming,

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more fun loving like place than like
Mexican cities, like cities with a

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large population of Mexican there's a hospitality, hospitality that's unmatched. It is.

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Everyone here is so friendly. Hum
Arguably the only people that we've encounter that

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are kind of blase and not very
friendly are white people. Absolutely. Um,

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so you and I are just having
a blast. And so we got

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here, We went and set up
our booth at the show and that was

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fun. Um. We went out
to eat at a restaurant, those kind

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of hip. It's you know,
we're near downtown Tucson, downtown Tusan meaning

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very quaint, not a downtown we
would expect if you're Houston or Austin,

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not these tall, tall buildings.
It's very small, small town downtown yeah

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yeah yeah, um, easily accessible. You know how many people are like

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I don't drive downtown Like it's not
that insane there. Um. And we

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saw like a place with like neon
lights and it was clearly a Mexican restaurant,

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and it was kind of I call
it a gentrified Mexican restaurant, you

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know, just the way it looks, you know, lots of frieda murals

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and loud music. Um. But
we went in there and everyone spoke Spanish.

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The menu was incredible. It was
very good. It was very food

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was very good. It's not what
we expect, it's not what we expect.

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It was very like they kind of
upscaled a lot of things because you

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got ChIL akilas which were nachos,
which were nachos. Um. Yeah,

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if you don't know what ChIL akilas
is, it is tortillas that are chopped

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up, usually into strips. You're
usually eat tortilla chips. They are typically

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chipped, but they're like they're sliced, they're syre crunchy, yeah, and

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they're like soaked in the sauce so
they become pretty soft. Yeah. But

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these were like nachos nacho chips yea, with really good tina poio tina on

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top. The sauce was amazing.
But yeah, I just wasn't. I

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don't eat nachos. I don't like
hard tortilla chips. Ye ate it anyway,

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it would taste very good. But
yeah, it was not Chila huls.

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Yeah, and I got some Butriya
tacos, which if you don't know

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what those are, they're like they're
tacos on a quarantotia with like um with

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like a usually not an Alpas store, like a barbacoa, like a barbacoa

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that thank you, I could not
think of the word um quarantine. And

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they're like fried, like grilled,
kind of closed and then they and then

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they have like a dunking sauce,
so like think like a like a Mexican

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French dip. Yeah, and so
these were just these are just tacos and

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there's no sauce to dip them or
anything. That's very funny. Yeah,

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but we were like a little disappointed
when we got our field, like what

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the fuck is this? But the
taste but it tasted so good. Um,

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so that was amazing. And then
we had a really good margarita that

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we split. We had a cucumber
line margarita because the waitress suggested it.

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It was so tasty. It's very
good, so off the back, Yeah,

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it was fresh, and she gave
us parking here. It's so cheat

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it is. It's a dollar an
hour. It's a dollar an hour in

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the garage that we were in.
Um, it's so easy. So yeah,

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first night rolling in really yummy food. Airbnb is gorgeous. It's so

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cute. It makes me to get
my grandmother's house and El Paso. It's

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very traditionally built, original floors and
stuff like that, and it's petite and

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I love it. Um. It's
called the Desert It's called the Desert Rose

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on Airbnb, so you can look
it up if you want to see pictures

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of it. Um. But then
we started the morning. We found a

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few plays. Well, we we're
driving around yesterday we found a bakery that

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we I was like, we have
to try some baked goods from there.

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Well, we saw it yesterday and
we thought it was like a little coffee

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shop cafe kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, so we show up.

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It's not. It's just kind of
like almost like a donut shop. But

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it's not not donuts. It's like, yeah, go on Pandora. And

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so we got some delicious uh pastries
from there. Um. And then I

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was like, well, let's go
find somewhere we can get a coffee.

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Well, I just want to say
give a shout out to this place.

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I was gonna wait for the pairing. We know it's going to be good.

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Spoiler, it's good. Go ahead, So then we go when we

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grab our coffee from Decibel, and
that place is adorable. It's in a

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field of businesses that are all built
in shipping containers. It's like an almost

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like a little tiny, little I
don't want to call it a mall,

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but it's like an outdoor shopping center
a center. Yeah, and every building

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is a shipping container. And I
was like, this is fucking incredible.

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It's really cool. So we get
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up with our pastries. Go ahead. Yeah. The coffee was delicious and

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so reasonably priced. Five four four
years was four dollars. Mine was five

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dollars. Yeah, that's amazing.
And I had like a yeah, which

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normally costs like eight dollars. You
have like a specialty, a specialty cocktail,

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specialty coffee yeah, uh with spices
is like a Mexican coffee with extra

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spices. Yeah, just so yummy. Yeah, so cheap, and paired

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them up with the pastries we got, which the pastries were all pretty good.

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Um, I'll say this. You
know this, I love a conchet,

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like one of my favorite pastries in
the world, and I get them

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all the time. Like this was
probably because some of theirs. Was like,

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like, I like the little hermones. I was, I'm a huge

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fan of theirs. Um, some
of them were. I was, they

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were like all good, but I
was like, I've had better, maybe

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the best countries I've ever had in
my life. Yeah, it was so

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good. It was very We got
a white one had some hint of coconut

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and narrows, nice and soft but
firm. Yeah, and even the one,

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even the pastries that were like okay, they were still so too.

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We were still tasty. Yeah,
yeah, I know they're still very good.

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I've we've had really great pastries.
They're a little harder to come buy in

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Austin, but I do think we
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find a good one. And yeah, we just just so gentrified. There's

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there's a lot of like little pandorias
I see all the time that we just

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need to go to. Yeah.
So yeah, So we had a delicious

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breakfast and then um, while we
were there, we kind of took a

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quick little walk around. And while
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truck that did but yeah but yeah, and like they had a picture of

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the tacos. It was like actual
video tacos, but they only had like

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four items and they were all but
based. So they had like the traditional

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video tacos. They had like these
super I don't know, they call them

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like the cheesy thing. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's like cheesy tacos,

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cheesy taco. Then they had eight
bodilla bond me. Oh yeah.

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And then and then you can get
roman in the Buddha sauce. Yeah that

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insane. Yeah, um, but
I was still pretty full on pastries.

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So we then so we were like, well, we have to get groceries.

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We want to get groceries, um
while we're here. So we went

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to a little supermarket, Um,
got some stuff, went to a liquor.

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Well, well, we were at
the grocery store. And I forget

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this as a thing because we're from
Texas. You blew my mind that gas

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stations and like grocery stores can sell
liquor like in Texas for those outside of

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Texas, and I'm sure there are
other states like this that liquor can only

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be sold at specific liquor stores.
And so we were in line and I

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saw like the big wall of liquor
and I was like, oh shit.

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I was like, I forgot that's
a thing that places due that was insane,

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jac. I don't think I've ever
noticed or seen that in my life.

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So that was really cool. And
I told you I wanted to go

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and get a liquor. Yeah,
for us to enjoy you and I like

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you and I like to sit and
have a good drink. So we're at

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this airbnb that has a kitchen.
This is definitely gonna have to be a

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two part and I knew that I
ain't going into it. There's so much

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to say, so yeah, just
at the beginning, I know. So

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I was like, let's get a
liquor. I really want to try and

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get something interesting, something we haven't
tried before. Liquor is very I don't

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want see, very important to Adam
and I, but it is something that

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we definitely bond over, is trying
new alcohols and just enjoying the moments sipping

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and talking and having some You and
I like that kind of quality time with

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a cocktail or. Just a drink. So well, I was like,

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let's go to an actual liquor stores. There's a better variety because the Superman

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who just had like well known stuff, yeah, just pretty mainstream stuff.

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Well, we were originally looking for
tequila, yes, and they kind of

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only had like Hornados or Jose Quervo, and like, I don't know if

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we've talked about on the show,
but you and I are kind of snobby

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with our tequila specifically are so we
like too terribly impressed with their selection.

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So we go to a liquor store
which is more like a convenient store.

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Yeah, and we were a little
nervous at first. Finally saw the alcohols

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and shout out to again another friendly
person working there. He was like,

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oh, I just got this in
this new moonshine. Yeah, And I

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looked at at him and I was
like, wait, we can't. We

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can't get moonshine and Texas caniling You're
like no, and I was like,

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oh fuck, Like we have to
get moonshine. I know we were going

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to go with the tequila, but
either way, we're going with something that

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we haven't experienced before. We can't
even get in Texas. Yeah, So

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you'll get like grain alcohol in taxes, but it's not quite the same.

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Okay, So we get this moonshine. Yeah, I'm quite exciting. Yeah

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yeah, so don't so we haven't
tried it. Yeah, we are going

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to try it, um right now
with a few other little things. So

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we got sugar Lands shine. Um, that is the distillery, sugar right,

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yeah, sugar Well, it's sugar
Lands Distillery. It is their maple

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bacon moonshine. I've got a thirty
five percent alcohol value and it is seventy

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proof. Jesus, so I've had
it's in a mason jar. Well,

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because that's like the traditional So that's
how moonshine. Well, I'm in pressed

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the package. I'll say this,
if we ever saw moonshine that wasn't an

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amazing already, be like, no, I'm not doing that. Okay.

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Um, I've had moonshine a few
times in my life. You're trying to

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remember if you've ever we've had moonshine
cakes. I know you've had those before.

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Yes, that was something I specifically
would order for your birthday every month

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in a while. We had that
at the Houston Rodeo years and years ago

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when we lived in Houston, and
there is a thing called thing it was

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called Tennessee Cakes. It was Tennessee
Cakes and they have a moon They do

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moonshine cake and the cake is more
of like almost like a loaf. It's

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like it's like a bunt cake.
Yeah, that that kind of texture,

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but it is in a load and
they make those in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

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And do you remember that? And
oh no, no, no, ahead,

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gone, I'm sorry, I got
confused with yeah. And so that

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was and I do think there was
a second time. I think it was

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a friend of mine. Somebody had
a little bit of moonshine. Yeah,

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and they were like they went out
of town, they got something a little

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bit left. Now you never had
moonshine. They gave me some. I

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remember. It was clear. It
was like just moonshine and it was fine.

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And I barely stock my tongue in
that. I also was a lot

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younger. I don't think I even
drink a lot to quel that at that

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point the way I drink now,
so I was just not having it.

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So this one is brown and has
a flavor, and I'm also just older,

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and it just sounds it sounds really
good. Yeah, and this is

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a Tennessee distillery, so I'm excited
to try it. Yeah. So we're

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gonna try it here. You're gonna
get our first results. Yeah, we're

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back at the well. We came
back. You took a shower. We

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came back to the AIRBNBA. You
took a shower, and I went and

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got us those VideA tacos from that
food truck, which were delicious, fucking

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good at me. UM. So
if you're ever into sign go check out

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Rowley's roles. I think it's that's
how it's pronounced um in the Marcado district.

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Yeah. So first thing I do
want to I'm gonna try this.

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Okay, you want to do the
push up. You have to give the

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folks do the full experience. So
Adam's going to try the Mexican candy that

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I had growing up as a kid. I haven't had this in probably like

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five or ten years. I feel
like I might have had one reason.

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It's not it's a um, but
it's it's very chamois. So I do

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think you're gonna like it. I
am. I'm sure you just think the

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mechanics of it is. I do
think the mechanics of it is disgusting.

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Okay, go right ahead, I
kind of get it. Get the whole

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thing gross that it's very good.
I don't think I could just eat this

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like whole thing by my by itself. Why, like I am wanting it

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to be like yeah, but it
is good. Yeah yeah, I think

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also I couldn't eat this whole thing
because it is the delivery system is so

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gross. It's so gross. But
what the fun part is is when you

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run out, you take this out
and it's just it's just a cylinder and

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it's just like whatever's left you just
you just put the whole little bullet.

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Yeah, like it's it's a memory. So I'm glad you've tried a piece

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of my childhood. This is an
very important moment. Good. I'm doing

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my influencer hands. Yeah okay,
okay, now let's get this moonshine open.

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So we have not even cracked this
open. No, primarily because I

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wanted to cry it open and get
Rihanna's reaction to what. I am sure

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it's going to be a very strong
aroma roma. Oh really, I think

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I'm just excited to hear the Mason
Jar pop. Get our classes or a

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little Airbnb classes little cuties. Let's
pop the top right careful. Oh it

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doesn't pop popping. It didn't pop
up. Oh, be careful. It's

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filled to the brim. Not a
moment despair. Should you pour it first?

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You're scary money, you're gonna spill
it. That smells good, sounds

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good. Yeah, this was I'll
explain in a second. Good luck.

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You have to do it just kind
of fast. If you do it slow,

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little yep, oh no, spilt
a little bit party foul. But

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yeah, not a spout, not
a stout. But what it smells like

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is very holiday. It is,
in fact, very maple syrupy. It's

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very maple syrupy. Huff. Yeah, and you know what it makes me

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think? I imagine I just sterilized
this table um. You know that's seen

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in Elf where this guy's putting alcohol
in his coffee and buddy had already put

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maple syrup in it, but he
thinks that there's more maple syrup, so

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he's like, oh, I love
maples, I love it, and he

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starts pouring alcohol into it. That's
what this is. What imagine it smells

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like. If you it literally smells
like maple, it looks like maple syrup

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too. So it smells and it
has that like burn. It does already.

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I'm so nervous. This is a
lot. Yeah, we may,

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we'll see how it goes. We
might be pouring some back in. Okay,

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that's smooth, Yeah it is.
It's very smooth. It's very smooth.

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Yeah. It tastes like like a
fire. It tastes like wood.

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It's so it is. It's a
maple tree. It's surprisingly flavored all tree

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aftertaste of maple, and it's very
warm. I can feel it in my

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chest. Yeah. No, they
didn't really very I'm very impressed. How

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smooth it is. It's only that's
really good. Yeah no, they really

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did a good job. Shout out
to Sugarlands Shine, sugar Lands Distillery.

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The thing says sugar Lands Shine.
I don't know what that difference is,

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but it says sugar Lands Distillery.
Okay, it's very good. Yeah yeah,

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I feel it in the top of
my head and in my chests.

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Yeah no, I was really I
was expecting you to not be able to

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drink it at all. No,
it's really good. I would argue that

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it's really sweet. It's very sweet. I would My main concern is that

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drinking this is going to make me
so sick later? Yeah? Yeah,

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not even it's moonshine, but just
because of how sweet it is? Yeah,

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is it trash to drink this on
ice? I feel like moonshines of

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warm is like a room temperature typically, but I don't, like, I

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probably am not going to that.
You can we can put it on ice

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for you. Well, I think
I like putting things on ice because it

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kind of helps dilute. It does, yes, And there's a lot of

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like I feel like we have to
mix this with sunny because it's so sweet,

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Like yeah, I mean yeah,
because I know, like even bourbons

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you're supposed to have like an ice
cubinet to, you're supposed to have a

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little bit of water in it.
I don't know enough about moonshine. I

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guess yeah, let us know how
what's the proper way to drink moonshine,

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guys, because I'm also like my
idea of moonshine is the old pros is

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like a guy who is like brewing
it in his shack and looks like me,

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but but at like seventy like an
old prospector. And so whenever you

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see them in movies drinking moonshine.
They're just drinking it straight from them.

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You think this is what the prospector
in Toy Stories to drinks wood. He's

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round up, dude. That's why
he was so angry because he I only

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get to see the Jesse of my
life tomorrow. I always think of a

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I always think of Ashley as Jesse. Sure, my little red heady cow

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girl, that's true. All right, do you have anything else? Sa

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before we move on to whatever they're
gonna be, gonna have another simple one?

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Okay, it's so funny, tis
burnt in the beginning, Like,

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Yeah, it's very good. It's
I'm not saying it's hard to drink.

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It's hard to drink for a different
reason than I thought it would be,

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just because it is so sweet,
so sweet. Yeah, I'm gonna have

403
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:17.400
a sip of my strawberry or chatta
that you got me at Rally's just kind

404
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:18.799
of help watch it down. Yeah, I'm like, should I add it

405
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.039
to my Like I'm just trying to
think what's a good thing to add it

406
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:26.799
to? Right? Drinking this alone
is tough. It's just sweet. It's

407
00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:30.039
sticky like my lips. It feels
like I'm eating pancakes. Yeah, because

408
00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:36.559
of house to Peet's funny, but
it's really good. I think I am.

409
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:38.200
I'm gonna be trash and I'm going
to add this to my orchata.

410
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:41.759
I would have a strawberry or chata. I've never had a flavored or chatta.

411
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:48.960
It's incredible and it's going to be
strawberry maple. Now I'm a trash

412
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:52.839
can. And if you're not supposed
to put moonshine in something, I'm so

413
00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:56.119
sorry. But like, this ship's
really sweet. Now it's a maple,

414
00:28:56.200 --> 00:29:00.400
bacon strawberry. Okay, I feel
like the flavor combos there. We gotta

415
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:04.960
we gotta give the white girl shake. I mean people put strawberries on their

416
00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:12.079
pancakes. Le's see how this goes. That's good. You don't like word

417
00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.960
chatting, I don't. I'm gonna
chi it. There's a lot of flavors

418
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:23.000
in there too. Oh yeah,
I just a semm. I don't take

419
00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:26.680
strawberry or maple. I can still
taste the maple. I can still taste

420
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:30.240
that burnt would taste. Yeah,
I can, but it's not as potent.

421
00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:33.839
And that's fucking good. That's very
good. Oh yeah, all right,

422
00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:38.960
well, anything you want to add
to this segment of our first twenty

423
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:45.359
four hours in Tucson. Uh no, I don't think so. I think

424
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.680
that covers it. That covers it. We're gonna start doing some finishing touches

425
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:56.279
things. Um oh yeah, excuse
me, um do some finishing touches things

426
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:00.720
that we had to set up our
voicemail box for the hot line, which

427
00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:07.119
is our booth, and I gotta
start getting ready, yeah and yeah,

428
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:11.279
and then we're gonna go. I'm
excited to do some live interviews. So

429
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:15.000
you guys are going to hear some
interviews in this episode from Alice be Wilder,

430
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:19.599
who again another flashback to season two. Yep, she's going to be

431
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:23.680
there. I let her know immediately
about the Tucson Erotica Art show, and

432
00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:29.960
I found out about it because her
genital electric work would be incredible. And

433
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:33.839
sure enough she is in the show. So we're gonna get to see her

434
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:37.799
and her partner Forest meet them in
real life, which is going to be

435
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.119
so cool. We're actually our booth
is very like what five feet from us,

436
00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:44.119
but right next to them, essentially, there's like two pillars between us

437
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:48.559
of someone else's art. Hopefully get
a lot of people calling our hotline and

438
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:53.519
they're going to make some sex confessions
and we're going to pepper those into episodes

439
00:30:53.920 --> 00:31:00.160
so you can hear some anonymous sex
confessions. Yeah. Yeah, uh excited.

440
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.680
It's all hitting me right now,
like this is a big fucking cool

441
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:07.440
deal. I'm excited, all right. So nah, we'll see you guys

442
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:11.640
in a minute, in just a
few seconds for you moments moments for you

443
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.839
guys. Well, then we'll be
at the probably at the show. Next

444
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:22.440
time we record something and put it
right next to this bottled up bitches.

445
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.839
Fuck No, I had like a
saying in my head of like this being

446
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:32.559
a road, like this is our
road episode, and I was, but

447
00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:36.359
I wasn't just bottled up live,
but it was something like that, I'll

448
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:51.720
figure it out until next time until
moments shut it off. Hey, beautiful

449
00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:53.680
bitches, have you heard of our
Patreon yet? This is a really great

450
00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:59.319
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451
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452
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453
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454
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:13.720
Head to our website at www dot
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455
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:16.799
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456
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:31.400
the exclusive benefits to become a very
important bitch. Hattalie do deli mebrino,

457
00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:37.559
Hey, Arianna. We when we
last left our lovely people was a few

458
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.039
hours ago for us, just a
few seconds for them. We are now

459
00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:46.920
in Live Lived. Don't slap our
little hand down. We don't have that

460
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:51.680
like the greatest audio right now.
But the doors have opened. People are

461
00:32:51.960 --> 00:32:54.920
flooding, in floods. I tell
you we're here people. We're here at

462
00:32:54.960 --> 00:33:00.240
the two Sona Rota Carr show opening
night, and people are coming in.

463
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:04.200
There's a little bit of extra ambiances. We are near the door. Yeah,

464
00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:07.920
because we're that important. We are
the first thing you were going to

465
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:10.200
see. And that's the way it
should be. I can't agree. I

466
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:15.720
couldn't agree more. We've got our
lovely hot line booth that hopefully people are

467
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:20.079
going to be using. I think
we have our first link tree scanner.

468
00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:22.799
Just kidding, but he was positioning
his phone like he was gonna scandle link

469
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:28.160
tree. So as we were saying
we are here and we're featuring the hotline,

470
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:31.839
our sex Confession booth for people to
go inside lead a little confession.

471
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:36.799
I'm excited to see how this is
going to go and what the turnout is

472
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:39.759
going to be like in regards to
using the hotline. Yeah, it's gonna

473
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:44.039
be really interesting. And I'm just
excited to be here and excited to have

474
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:49.519
this like up and running and getting
going, getting going. Mike In's here,

475
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:53.960
how's it going. Oh, wristbands, We're very Yeah, so we

476
00:33:54.079 --> 00:34:00.240
do need these. I think it's
helpful. Okay, heard, Thank you

477
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:08.039
so much. Go get dressed,
show it off. Hbiic over here making

478
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:12.400
things happen for us. Thank you
for the wristbands. I was gonna put

479
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:14.880
that on you. I was gonna
say, I'll do yours if you do

480
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:17.400
mine. Yeah, all right,
guys, you're hearing this live. We're

481
00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:22.559
putting wristbands on wristbands because we are
very important bitches. That's what this VIP

482
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:25.280
stands for. But it's a P
and O a B. Sorry. I

483
00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:28.840
actually did think it was a B
for some reason, and I was like,

484
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:36.480
Wow, joined the Patreon. But
we'll be sure, we'll be sure

485
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:49.800
to update you. We'll be checking
in frequently anywhere. Oh my god,

486
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.920
Rihanna, we're back, baby,
We're back. We're back here, back

487
00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:53.599
and back. I want to know
how you're feeling. So so far,

488
00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:58.599
so far, we have had two
We've had two confessions hit our booth and

489
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:06.199
we sold some product. Day are
you hearing this live? Someone just came

490
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.840
up. They're still walking around,
but maybe they will leave a confession.

491
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:14.880
We're gonna see it. We're trying
to get them to leave a confession.

492
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:19.519
We're trying to convince people to get
in this room. Yeah, you're a

493
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:22.320
beautiful leader. Mike In is in
her latex. Yeah, well makes me

494
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:28.960
fine because that is what don't want
to do her. Yeah, late sex

495
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:31.760
is her game. Yeah, this
place, this place is bopping. Um.

496
00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:36.760
We've got some sexy art here,
we got some sexy people, sexy

497
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:42.440
people everywhere inside this wonderful woman in
his hat sexy yea. So how are

498
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:46.119
you feeling because now, because we've
we've kind of cracked kind of bitch try

499
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:51.039
I think I just got checked.
Her partner was like the rolling ends now

500
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:55.599
and she's like, oh okay,
so I made someone uncomfortable. That's what

501
00:35:55.719 --> 00:36:00.800
we do best. But we've had
two confessions. Now we sold two stickers.

502
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:04.280
Two stickers. Yeah, so we're
for for our listeners. We also

503
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:08.639
we're selling um stickers in the premiere
of our Wellness is the premiere of our

504
00:36:08.679 --> 00:36:13.000
sexual wellness book, which I'm sure
by the time you hear this will be

505
00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:16.119
more posted on social media and sold
out. So yeah, how are you

506
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:21.199
feeling? I am feeling good.
I am excited. People seem to also

507
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:24.000
be excited about the concept. Everyone
seems to really enjoy the idea of a

508
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:30.360
sex podcast. Um so yeah,
lots of lots of link tree scans.

509
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:35.000
Um, I'm learning a lot and
I don't know. I feel good that

510
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.000
there's a lot of people here.
This is exciting. Well, we're gonna

511
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.599
check back in with you guys in
a little bit. And that's the beautiful

512
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:45.159
people and painted painted outfits, yeah, painted on their body. Yeah.

513
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:50.000
Here we go by contacts. We'll
check in with you guys in a little

514
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:59.280
bit. Okay, bye, don't
tell anyone, should you. Hey,

515
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:01.480
I'm back for a really quick one. I just wanted to let you go

516
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:07.400
as you know you can hear Rihanna
is talking to someone I snuck in the

517
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:13.239
moonshine, bacon, maple moonshine.
I'm a little tipsy. You go inside,

518
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:21.840
believe a little. Day two at
the two son Erotica Art show.

519
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.360
Adam Harry too. I'm feeling good. I'm excited. Yesterday last night we

520
00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:27.880
didn't do a check in. I
think we've planned to do it. We

521
00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.960
did a few check in afterwards,
like after we had left the show.

522
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:35.440
Oh yeah, well it was quite
the hadventful after the party for Adam and

523
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:37.440
Rihanna. Yeah, we got to
hang out with a friend of the show,

524
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:44.119
Alice Wilder and her Man's and her
Man's Forest of they're both of Genital

525
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:46.840
Electric. So if you haven't listened
to that episode yet it is season two,

526
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:51.519
Um, you definitely have to go
listen to it. It's an amazing

527
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:53.679
episode and she's just an incredible human, both of them, they're so much

528
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:57.039
fun. Yeah, we really enjoyed
spending time with them. And it was

529
00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:00.320
nice because it was like because they
just came over to ABNB. We had

530
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:02.679
some dinner. We had a little
spaghetti dinner. Yeah, yeah, they

531
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:07.000
came to their enjoyable Yeah, just
a nice little table moment. They brought

532
00:38:07.039 --> 00:38:10.079
some salad stuff. It was very
impromptu. Yeah, where like we made

533
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:14.360
a gallon of spaghetti at home and
they're like, we have some salad stuff

534
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:16.920
in our truck in the van.
So it was lovely. It was so

535
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:21.840
lovely spending time with them. There's
such sweet humans and I love them inviting

536
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:23.599
us to the hotel. They're like, come swim with us, come hang

537
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:28.880
out. Um. It was really
sweet. They're great people. So I

538
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:34.679
see that she's now going to uh
she has marked her Neon vulva for sale.

539
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.840
I you know, fingers crossed that
she gets a sale because it is

540
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.199
amazing. It's for the people that
don't know. It is like a tall

541
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:46.800
four foot vulva ulva, her volva, and it's amazing. Yeah. No,

542
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:50.679
it's very exciting. I'm excited.
I'm hoping she stopped spy today so

543
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:52.159
we can talk to her about that. I'm curious what that thought was to

544
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:57.920
all of a sudden, Yeah,
yeah, she should be coming, she

545
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:00.599
said, yeah, yeah, we'll
see her later today. But yeah,

546
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:04.559
what a good time. Lots of
energy, lots of people, lots of

547
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:06.920
people. Yeah, I know,
it was a packed house for sure.

548
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:10.239
Yeah. For the first night of
our anonymous sex confession booth, the hotline,

549
00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:15.599
we got a little over twenty confessions, which was really fun. I

550
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:20.679
thought that was a really good number
for the first night. And I think

551
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:23.960
the instructions are really clear and that
people will use it when we're not here,

552
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:27.159
because we're only here the first weekend
in the last weekend. This is

553
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:30.480
a month long event, so I'm
excited to see the voicemails roll in when

554
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:31.960
we're not even here. Yeah.
No, it's really going to be fun

555
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:35.599
to watch. And because you get
emails, I do. I get the

556
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:38.000
emails and people leave a voicemail,
so it's really fun watching my email kind

557
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:42.000
of blow up when people are leaving
those calls. So yeah, that was

558
00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:45.360
really fun. We sold a few
of our books of the Body Book,

559
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:47.840
our brand new sexual wellness journal,
and we were also selling our stickers.

560
00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:52.719
Sold a lot of stickers, so
they heat to all those people that supported

561
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:55.039
us. We met the one of
the founders of yow Wolf, and I

562
00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:59.960
did google it. Yeah it is
one of those found actually telling that you're

563
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:01.800
Yeah, I feel like there's a
thousand founders of Maowell. Everyone is the

564
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:07.360
founder of on Dutch, so um
so that was nice and he loved our

565
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:09.559
spield. He was very like he
seemed like like proud dad he was like,

566
00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:14.920
Wow, good job guys. Like
he was really into what we were

567
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:20.239
trying to do here and making sexless
taboo and removing the stigma behind those conversations.

568
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:23.039
That's the whole point. And I
sold crooked Bunny. We're waiting to

569
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:30.280
hear back from you. But yeah, it's our second day and it's a

570
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:34.159
you know I call. I mean
this as in every Sunday, you know,

571
00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:37.199
nice lazy, lack of daisical sunday, beautiful weather here into song.

572
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:43.400
You and I are just planning to
leave Austin. Um. But yeah,

573
00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:46.360
we're the first artists here. There's
been a couple of patrons. It's nice,

574
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:51.159
soft vibes. Last night I got
a little overwhelmed. I've never been

575
00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:55.679
part of an art gallery or an
opening and hundreds of people here. The

576
00:40:55.760 --> 00:41:00.320
doors opened and the place flooded,
and it was like that the entire higher

577
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.280
event. Yeah, and I mean
we were like trying to explain what we're

578
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:07.559
doing here and having to like scream. My throat was hurting. Yeah.

579
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:09.239
Yeah, but I don't feel like
I'm going to I can like do a

580
00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:15.760
normal projection and not scream at people. Today. Yeah, um, lots

581
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:19.679
of pieces were sold I'm really proud
of all these artists that we're able to

582
00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:22.199
sell some of their work. That
must be a good feeling, I'm sure.

583
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.679
Yeah, yeah, that would I
could I imagine that would be so

584
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:27.400
excentime, aren't we. Yeah,
we just sold a couple of books and

585
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:30.719
that was exciting. Yeah, absolutely
so. In the fact that people have

586
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:32.400
you know, two or three frames
up and you know, maybe they sold

587
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:36.480
two out of three frames, um
for a month long event in the first

588
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:38.280
night. That's got to be a
really good feeling. Yeah. I feel

589
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:42.679
like we're Olympic like corresponders right now. Oh for sure. And I love

590
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.199
it. I love every piece of
it of being a corresponder. Um.

591
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:51.840
Yeah, we're sitting here today,
I'm just like a day of show.

592
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:55.159
Things are going well, We're seeing
some great action out there. It's not

593
00:41:55.320 --> 00:42:01.840
heavy out your at them book.
Let's go right. So any thoughts,

594
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:06.840
anything you wanted to add, anything
that really caught your eye or stand out

595
00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:13.400
experiences. Um, I think just
like how friendly everyone's been for most part.

596
00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:15.719
Yeah. Sure, we only had
a fight like two people and for

597
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:19.400
us, you know, it being
one each. Not too bad, not

598
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:21.960
too bad, not too bad.
But but people were pretty receptive people who

599
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.840
came and talk to us, We're
pretty receptive and seemed excited about what we

600
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:28.519
were doing. So yeah, I
think it was there's always a tad bit

601
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:31.320
of confusion about why we're here,
and then when we explain the messaging and

602
00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:36.639
the reason behind the podcast, people
are super about it. Yeah. Yeah,

603
00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:39.920
so overall very supportive on the messaging
and what we're doing. So yeah,

604
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:43.320
I mean, I think we definitely
also just stick out as a sore

605
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:46.840
thumb as like we're not necessarily we're
not artists part of the thing. We're

606
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:51.320
like entertainers. Yeah, and so
I think it kind of throws people off

607
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.199
a little bit, it does,
It does, But I'm excited for the

608
00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:59.880
whole event and to see how it
goes as a whole. Today's gonna be

609
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:01.440
a lower day, so that'll be
nice. Yeah, it'll be a nice

610
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:07.039
little break. And yeah, and
I'm just excited to see to see how

611
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:08.880
Ghost, see how Ghost I think
we can do. Yeah, Yeah,

612
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:16.880
day too, here we come,
day too. Hey, guys. Producer

613
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:21.960
man Adam Beck at it again.
I'm chiming in here. As you can

614
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:27.559
tell, by the time SAMPI episodes
probably coming towards its normal time length,

615
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:31.280
but it ended on a bit of
a cliffhanger. That's because we recorded so

616
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:37.559
much funness and so much stuff that
we had to split it into two parts.

617
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:43.320
That's right, there's going to be
a part two next week, continuing

618
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:50.639
our adventure and in Tucson and at
the Tucson Erotic Art Show. I'm very

619
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:53.480
excited for it. There's some good
stuff. I think you're gonna like it,

620
00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:58.519
and I hope you like this little, fun, kind of experimental episode

621
00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:01.840
we did. UM. So yeah, we're gonna wrap this episode up right

622
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:09.440
after we do our brand new segment
where we listen to a confession that someone

623
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:21.400
left on our hot line, so
enjoy. Well, before we wrap things

624
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:24.320
up, do you want to listen
to another one of our confessions that we

625
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:34.159
got via the hot line? No? Step step C C C Okay,

626
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:36.800
I changed my mind, So in
Casey don't know or you didn't listen,

627
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:38.480
and just for our audiences, I'm
wearing my TEP shoes today. That's why

628
00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:43.920
step sound like that, UM and
Casey didn't listen to the last week's episode

629
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:46.519
or how what have you. I'm
just going to reiterate with the hot line,

630
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:52.880
is so something you can do if
you're up to it. We have

631
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:59.000
an anonymous uh sex line, anonymous
sexus hot line where you can call and

632
00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:02.400
you can leave you a sex confession
or advice, or a fantasy, a

633
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:07.639
favorite moment, an embarrassing moment,
an empowering moment, anything you'd like to

634
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:13.719
share. Is really encouraged because if
you think it's silly, or you think

635
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:16.760
it's fun, etc. There are
going to be hundreds of other people that

636
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:22.519
are going to resonnate with what you
leave us. So if you ever want

637
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:24.199
to leave a little confession of your
own, there's a chance, you know,

638
00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:28.280
we'll react to it and share it
on the pod. You can give

639
00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:37.079
us a call and our number is
five one five one two nine one zero

640
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:43.480
five seven nine six. The number
again is five one two nine one zero

641
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:47.960
five seven nine six. Yeah,
leave a little leave us a little voicemail.

642
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:53.960
And with that, have you selected? I have not. I'm just

643
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:58.559
gonna we're scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. I'm staring you in the

644
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:02.880
eye and uninterrupted I contact this one. Okay, okay, okay, got

645
00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:07.519
our ticket? Oh this is a
two parter? Yeah, alrighty, so

646
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.840
here we go. We got a
two parter reminder, that, Um,

647
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:14.679
yeah, you have about three minutes. It's a voicemail box, so just

648
00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:17.960
like on a regular phone, you're
limited on time. So this person called

649
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:28.079
twice, Yeah, let's go,
let's go bottle up that is um.

650
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:35.760
So I'm in the box here.
It's read oliterally cut some lights and I

651
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.320
was thinking, what am I gonna
say? What am I gonna say?

652
00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:45.320
Your favorite such confession? What am
I gonna say? And so I'm starting

653
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:51.400
my story. I I'm forty nine
years old. I was for twenty years

654
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:58.039
really trying to make my nerrits work, and then was single for the fifth

655
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:04.480
time in twenty years. You never
really stepped out of my spouse, never

656
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:10.000
really had many fancies that I didn't
kind of fulfill in my twice so I

657
00:47:10.119 --> 00:47:15.119
didn't I didn't know what I was
going to do. So I just started

658
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:22.679
dating. And so what basically I'm
going to say is what I noticed after

659
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:30.719
twenty years is that online dage is
not healthy for gaining a life partner,

660
00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:37.159
but it's really healthy for funky ship. Um. Which yet, so shore's

661
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:44.760
my day. I'm into whatever my
partner's into. So if it turns on

662
00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:50.599
my partner, I'm incredibly turned on
so if my partner's turned on, that

663
00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:55.880
means I'm turned on, which has
led me to some pretty interesting places of

664
00:47:57.039 --> 00:48:04.239
last year. Um, and I
realized I'm a very, um, maybe

665
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:07.639
not adventurous person, and I'm maybe
a kind of stick in them up.

666
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:14.400
However, I'm in the middle of
all these weird things now because that's what

667
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:20.119
my partners into. So my partners
I've had like probably four or five since

668
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:25.719
since I became single, and um, they've all like different things, all

669
00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:34.719
things that's never done before. So
at twenty years of not being really adventurous

670
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:39.360
or needing to be or whatever,
knowing what your other partner wanted, I

671
00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:50.960
was knee deep into some stuff and
it was great, but mainly because my

672
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:55.519
partner was so turned on. Right, So I realized that if I was

673
00:48:55.639 --> 00:49:00.079
totally open and said, hey man, this isn't matter as long as your

674
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:05.440
turnout, that's what's gonna get me
turned out. They really do open up

675
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:08.679
and it is hot, it's health. However, I'm six for five,

676
00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:16.360
very tall, large man, not
huge or anything, not muscley, but

677
00:49:16.840 --> 00:49:24.159
I'm not a pretty big dude,
and my five foot bottled up bitches continued.

678
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:30.440
So as I was saying I find
myself being deep and some stuff,

679
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:37.079
but it baby turns my partner on. So therefore I can dine, but

680
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:43.079
I'm not necessarily into the stuff that's
happening, so I have to find safe

681
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.320
ways of doing it. I was
saying, I'm a very large human being

682
00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:52.199
and one of my partners really like
to be choked, and I didn't know

683
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:58.840
how to do that. Like I'm
really awkwardly like d I don't know what

684
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:04.039
I'm doing. And I was having
with another partner, mine in Virginia,

685
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:13.760
and she's like time me now,
and she was still turn out, like

686
00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:19.840
how, like where? What do
you know? It's very hard to navigate

687
00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:28.679
this world? But do it because
you wouldn't believe it when are into you

688
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:38.119
don't believe it's fantastic. Wow,
Yeah, what a time. So I

689
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:43.400
know that it's a little breathy and
it might be a little hard to hear.

690
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:47.760
But from what I gathered to summarize
is this person got out of a

691
00:50:47.840 --> 00:50:54.039
twenty year long marriage. Is how
exploring they're with their partners now that they're

692
00:50:54.079 --> 00:51:02.280
single, and they are amused because
they are doing things with these partners that

693
00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:07.840
they aren't used to and things that
they're not like one hundred percent that aren't

694
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:13.400
like exciting for them, Like that's
something that they necessarily don't want to do,

695
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:15.360
but like okay, like I don't
something that that makes them nervous,

696
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:21.320
but they but their partner really loves
it. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds

697
00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:30.320
like they're very much on the they're
like the passenger on other people's right ride.

698
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.840
But that but it seems like that's
where they found their comfort zone and

699
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:36.719
where they like to be. Like
from my understanding, this person, you

700
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:40.679
know, like you said, they're
not necessarily they describe themselves as a stick

701
00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:45.599
in the mud, like they don't
have these like kinky fantasies, but that

702
00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:54.000
they're very excited by being involved with
other people's fantasies and you know, making

703
00:51:54.199 --> 00:52:00.360
those things real for someone else.
Yeah, I mean they gave real good

704
00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:07.639
advice that to try things. Yeah
it may not like whatever someone suggests wanting

705
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:12.360
to do, just try it because
you'd be surprised what turns other people on.

706
00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:16.960
And it sounds like what they said
was when that their partners turned on,

707
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:22.599
that makes them turned on. So
kudos to this person being you know,

708
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:25.719
open to trying new things, especially
like they mentioned, you know,

709
00:52:25.840 --> 00:52:30.519
being I think they said they're fifty
fifty something. I believe, so I

710
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:32.920
think they said fifty nine. I
thought, yeah, fifty something, fifty

711
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:37.360
sixty. Um. It can be
really tough trying new things when you're older,

712
00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:44.599
or if you're a creature habit or
you're not um, if you're like

713
00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:50.679
a standard simple lover. Um,
it could be a little intimidating trying new

714
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:52.559
things. Yeah, you'd be like, well, I've gotten this far,

715
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:55.559
Like why would I try mix it
up? I don't why do I care?

716
00:52:57.000 --> 00:53:00.599
So good for them? Yeah,
absolutely really good a bye. Yeah,

717
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:04.119
And I think like also with the
under I think there's also the level

718
00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:07.280
of the understanding that like, hey, this may not be something I'm necessarily

719
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:09.280
into, but I'm excited to be
a part of your journey. Right,

720
00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:14.599
every team needs a healer. Um, So it's so good good for them,

721
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:16.679
And I think and I also like
completely understand where they're coming from.

722
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:21.559
They bring up it got cut off, but like they describe themselves as a

723
00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:27.159
very large guy, and the partner
they were seeing was very small and big

724
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.480
guy. Well, the choking thing. I get where they're coming from.

725
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:36.960
Of like, it does feel weird
for someone my size to be choking someone

726
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:40.719
your size. It feels like in
my mind, I'm like, this is

727
00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:45.480
scary. Well Dan, we'll find
yourself a six foot bitch. No no,

728
00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:51.320
no, no for you, like
like if if this wasn't like a

729
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:57.079
sexual thing that you're like, please
do this is a horror movie, like,

730
00:53:57.280 --> 00:54:00.880
especially since you describe me daily that
I look like a serial killer.

731
00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:05.760
So high, choke me more.
I've learned you should always have one hand

732
00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:10.000
on my throat and one on my
lower stomach. Okay, well yeah,

733
00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:14.039
sure, we'll talk more about it
later. Is that like a pressure thing?

734
00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:16.760
Yeah, yeah, teach you that
sometimes. Yeah, I don't know

735
00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:22.280
if I'm doing it, like right, I was gonna say with that in

736
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:27.199
mind, but yeah, sure,
Well it helps stimulate like my g spot

737
00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:30.039
got it by putting some lower pressure
on my lower stomach. We'll talk,

738
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:34.119
we'll figure we'll do a science lesson. Okay, well i'll show you.

739
00:54:34.199 --> 00:54:37.079
I'll show you later. Um.
But yeah, don't be for to try

740
00:54:37.159 --> 00:54:40.239
new things. And as long as
you know you're comfortable and you have open

741
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:44.400
communication, you can choke and slap
whoever you'd like. And if you feel

742
00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:46.440
like you don't have a lot of
fantasies or like kinks you want to try

743
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:52.480
and be willing to be that that
partner in someone who does have that.

744
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:54.320
I do you think that's kind of
how we are? I agree? Yeah,

745
00:54:55.079 --> 00:54:58.480
I see myself. I think what
we do? Think you're sticking them

746
00:54:58.519 --> 00:55:02.360
in. I think what would just
happened is I think someone was time travel

747
00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:06.039
I was trying to I think I
traveled in time. You got a really

748
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:10.039
creepy voice. Yeah, it makes
sense. This person's not creepy. I

749
00:55:10.119 --> 00:55:14.519
just I understand that. Like everyone's
whispering in the booth. Yeah, so

750
00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:17.480
it's coming off way more like.
I think we're going to have a few

751
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:21.519
of those because they are trying to
talk quietly on the phone, so it

752
00:55:21.639 --> 00:55:27.360
comes off a little like ghost facy. Yeah, I'm like, if you

753
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:34.800
say so, um, love,
keep on trucking, keep on. Do

754
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:42.599
you like that? I just wasn't
expecting it. Wife's a garden. So

755
00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:46.320
if you would like to leave us
a sex confession or leave us some advice,

756
00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:51.880
you can give us a call.
Get the number you're just pointing at

757
00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:55.119
you. If you like to leave
us a sex confession, you can give

758
00:55:55.199 --> 00:55:59.599
us a call. Leave some advice. Talk to people at your experiences at

759
00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:07.599
our anonymous number which is five one
two nine one zero five seven nine six,

760
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:09.679
and don't forget you have a three. There's only less you speak for

761
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:13.119
three minutes, but feel free to
call right back and leave a part two.

762
00:56:13.320 --> 00:56:15.599
Yeah, it's it's a voicemail or
part three, however many you need

763
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:20.719
to I would say if you go
pass part two, like, I don't

764
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:22.119
know if we're gonna listen to the
whole thing on one episode. It's an

765
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:25.000
automated voicemail, so don't be a
free to call multiple times because it's not

766
00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:29.199
like it's a phone where we're watching
it ring. Yeah, yeah, and

767
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:35.400
immediately like we don't even see that
you called. Stay horny bitches. We

768
00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:39.119
got do what they say can't be
done. If you enjoy today's episode of

769
00:56:39.159 --> 00:56:43.719
Balled Up Bitches, be sure to
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770
00:56:43.760 --> 00:56:46.480
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771
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:52.519
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772
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773
00:56:55.800 --> 00:57:00.039
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774
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:05.960
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775
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