Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult
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advised. It season four. Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex
podcast hosted by a horny married couple with me, Rihanna Campbell and me Producer
Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it,
Hey guys, Producer man Adam here, I am currently at editing this
episode at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, so I'm talking a
little quiet because the lovely, gorgeous Rihanna is currently in asleep in bed hank
shoeing the Nile way she most definitely deserves. But I wanted to start this
episode off by giving a little heads up on this atom. It's a bit
different than our normal ones. I love it. I think it's a really
fun episode, but it is quite different for those of you who don't know.
We were invited to go to the Tucson Erotic Art Show in Tucson,
Arizona, so what we decided to do was kind of journal our adventure with
that. So this episode is going to be a lot of that, So
it's gonna cut between different clips that, you know, moments of us recording
throughout the throughout our trip there. The audio is also going to be a
little off because we're both recording while in a airbnb that is not set up
for recording, and recording in the middle of a art show that at one
point has seven hundred guests. I will say this though, I'm very impressed
with the audio and that part. Our little Mike has quite a bit of
power and can hold its own, so good for it. But yeah,
so um, it's gonna be a lot of just clips come in in and
out of us explaining her what's going on and kind of what we did throughout
the day and what's happening in the moment while at the art show. I
think it's really fun. I um, I don't know. I really enjoyed
this episode because it is so different, and uh, I hope you guys
like it too. And since Rihanna is not here and nobody tell her I
did this, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. Stay horny,
bitches, happily doodally neighboring. How from tuson, how do you from
Tucson. We're sitting here. I'm sitting here watching my little cone Cheeza Cheza
play with her. H it's not Lucas. I don't know. It is
Pelone. Yeah, but Lucas is like the preferred for you. I feel
like Lucas is the bigger one. Yeah, no, it is. It
is. It's a little push up gummy sauce. I don't know how to
describe it, says Dulce Enchilado sabor a Tamarindo. Yeah. I feel like
if any of our tamarin flavored soft candy, you push it up, the
soft candy comes out. Yeah it used to be. Yeah. I like
the other one because it had a little baseball cap. Yeah, that's when
I grew up. That's the Lucas. See those anymore? I don't either.
And I see these, and I hope, like a lot of our
Central and Southern South American audience members, their memories, they're getting rushed back
to childhood. It's so good. Yeah. I haven't had one of these
for a long time. Yeah, yeah, I've never I've never seen them.
I grew up seeing them in the gas stations. You want to try
it, I really don't because they will be a really good like live.
They look so gross, I'll try it, Okay. It also doesn't help
that it's like all like mushy, you've been looking on it. Well,
because we've got a couple of things to try. Hey, tomorrow episode for
real, So we got to tell tell us a little why I get this
prepped and ready? Yeah? Yeah, so we are to tell the audience
what's going on today. We are in Tucson right now. We're currently recording
this in our air BnB, So that's probably this whole episode's probably gonna sound
a little echoe because we're on the road and so we're in our airbnb.
We're gonna kind of this. Okay, can I stop in for a second.
What's up? We're in our airbnb here in Tucson. Big shout out
to our sponsor. Yes, of this Airbnb putting us up. Sean Louie,
Sean Louie, John Louie, you angel from above. Yeah, my
Arizona angel. You are incredible. If you don't know who Sean Louis is,
you're not doing drag. No. If it's Sean Louie, I'm not
interested. Um So season two, we interview an incredible human named Sean Louis,
who is a musician and they live in Arizona. They actually in that
episode told us about the Tucson Erotica Art show in the episode, and we
did, in fact reach out we're being featured in the show, and he
put us up for the trip, and I'm so fucking grateful. Absolutely no,
he was an angel and everyone gonna listen to his music because it's so
good. That's so good, so sexy, like you sound, he's sexy
in general. I think he's a very attractive you know, he's a woman.
I want to be trend your stoctfol that's very yeah, I know,
um but yeah. So so this whole episode, it's gonna be a bit
of a highlight reel of our trips. So you're gonna hear us kind of
cut to us being at a different place. We're going to record in our
airbnb, little short parts we're gonna record at the actual art show, like
you're gonna and then yes, tomorrow you'll hear from us as well. I
wanted to do kind of a diary style episode highlight. You know. We
did the Boston episode, the Massachusetts episode, and we did like gosh,
we were there for a Wednesday through a Monday. We're in like three or
four different cities, and then we came home and like a week later did
an episode about it. Yeah, and I was like, you know what
we're doing one city, it's a whole weekend. Let's kind of document it
as we go. I have a good feeling this is going to be multiple
parts, though it could be it probably. We've only been here less than
twenty four hours and we already have so much to say that. It was
a thirteen hour drive from Austin. We got up. We left at five
o'clock in the morning, yep, got here about six. Yeah. Yeah.
We only stopped for a couple of pea breaks and to eat some lunch
in Mexico. And we've been having the best time. It's Yeah, I
loved jus on you and I've had full discussions about like what it would be
like to live here, Yeah, which is kind of a toxic trade of
ours. We go on one trip and think about what it's like to live
there and then contemplate moving our entire life. Yeah. Well, we talked
about this a little bit, and I don't want to shit on the city
too much. We should not of doing that and half a pistre being aggressive.
But we especially like we're finding with Tucson. Tucson is kind of what
we thought and wanted Austin would be. And I think it is what Austin
used to be. Yeah, but now it's so gentrified and it's not the
same. It's just not the same. So I think we came here and
we're kind of exploring the city today because we don't have to be the art
show until later, and we're like, this is incredible, kind of where
we wanted to live when we moved to Austin. Yeah, because you love
it. I also love but you specifically also have a really intense connection to
Mexican culture. I do, yes, and I love that about you.
You love the food, you love the people. You have a very deep
appreciation for art and culture. Yeah. I think because I grew up.
I grew up in a very white town, but there is a lot of
Mexicans there too, and like some of my best friends there like shout out
to like Tony Dexter Jose, like some of the guys that I grew up
with, and and see like an accepted feeling. It does a little bit
and also my granddad. You know this, Yes, he's an honorary.
My grandfather was an amazing man, and he had polio, so he couldn't
do a lot of physical activity, and so he would always hire help because
he had this like huge farm. It's like I think, like a hundred
plus acres of land. So I always had like one person he would hire,
and it was always like a Mexican person. Then he paid like under
the table, and he would like treat them like family, like they came.
They were always at the family reunions. They would go like if we
were meeting him for dinner, like this dude would be with him and he
thought into his bones. My grandfather thought he was a Mexican man, to
the point where I once watched this man try to translate between two fluently speaking
Spanish people and it confused everything and he did not speak Spanish. My favorite
story, it's so good. But yeah, so no, I've always loved
the culture. I love the food, like, yeah, so something we
didn't anticipate for some reason, just going to Tucson, being in Arizona.
I think you and I've been to Phoenix. You and I just thought this
was like much a much bigger city than than it is. Yeah, and
I think because it's an art show and the type of art is. I
don't know. I thought this was going to be a white town. I
just wasn't. It didn't click until we were here. I looked at you
and I said, Adam, we are in the valley of Arizona. We're
not We're in a border for a Texas city or for people not in Texas.
The valley is like, it's very south of Texas. It's like the
Mexican part of it. Yeah. Corpus Christi, Porto Ranzas Padre Islands is
not technically in the valley, isn't It's no, yeah, no, but
it is a border to it is. It's in that saying feel. It
feels like it should be a city. So it makes sense. Tucson is
a border city, so of course there's a heavy influence here. Yeah,
and I'm sure if you're in California, I know they have a value as
well. There's any anything that's on the border, it's a I call it
the valley. Um. So I didn't anticipate how much of a Mexican culture
and community there was here. So what a breath of fresh air we were
not anticipating it. We thought it was going to be very like white desert
white. Yeah. And despite what a lot of like maybe some politicians and
news sources like to say, like, there is no friendlier, more welcoming,
more fun loving like place than like Mexican cities, like cities with a
large population of Mexican there's a hospitality, hospitality that's unmatched. It is.
Everyone here is so friendly. Hum Arguably the only people that we've encounter that
are kind of blase and not very friendly are white people. Absolutely. Um,
so you and I are just having a blast. And so we got
here, We went and set up our booth at the show and that was
fun. Um. We went out to eat at a restaurant, those kind
of hip. It's you know, we're near downtown Tucson, downtown Tusan meaning
very quaint, not a downtown we would expect if you're Houston or Austin,
not these tall, tall buildings. It's very small, small town downtown yeah
yeah yeah, um, easily accessible. You know how many people are like
I don't drive downtown Like it's not that insane there. Um. And we
saw like a place with like neon lights and it was clearly a Mexican restaurant,
and it was kind of I call it a gentrified Mexican restaurant, you
know, just the way it looks, you know, lots of frieda murals
and loud music. Um. But we went in there and everyone spoke Spanish.
The menu was incredible. It was very good. It was very food
was very good. It's not what we expect, it's not what we expect.
It was very like they kind of upscaled a lot of things because you
got ChIL akilas which were nachos, which were nachos. Um. Yeah,
if you don't know what ChIL akilas is, it is tortillas that are chopped
up, usually into strips. You're usually eat tortilla chips. They are typically
chipped, but they're like they're sliced, they're syre crunchy, yeah, and
they're like soaked in the sauce so they become pretty soft. Yeah. But
these were like nachos nacho chips yea, with really good tina poio tina on
top. The sauce was amazing. But yeah, I just wasn't. I
don't eat nachos. I don't like hard tortilla chips. Ye ate it anyway,
it would taste very good. But yeah, it was not Chila huls.
Yeah, and I got some Butriya tacos, which if you don't know
what those are, they're like they're tacos on a quarantotia with like um with
like a usually not an Alpas store, like a barbacoa, like a barbacoa
that thank you, I could not think of the word um quarantine. And
they're like fried, like grilled, kind of closed and then they and then
they have like a dunking sauce, so like think like a like a Mexican
French dip. Yeah, and so these were just these are just tacos and
there's no sauce to dip them or anything. That's very funny. Yeah,
but we were like a little disappointed when we got our field, like what
the fuck is this? But the taste but it tasted so good. Um,
so that was amazing. And then we had a really good margarita that
we split. We had a cucumber line margarita because the waitress suggested it.
It was so tasty. It's very good, so off the back, Yeah,
it was fresh, and she gave us parking here. It's so cheat
it is. It's a dollar an hour. It's a dollar an hour in
the garage that we were in. Um, it's so easy. So yeah,
first night rolling in really yummy food. Airbnb is gorgeous. It's so
cute. It makes me to get my grandmother's house and El Paso. It's
very traditionally built, original floors and stuff like that, and it's petite and
I love it. Um. It's called the Desert It's called the Desert Rose
on Airbnb, so you can look it up if you want to see pictures
of it. Um. But then we started the morning. We found a
few plays. Well, we we're driving around yesterday we found a bakery that
we I was like, we have to try some baked goods from there.
Well, we saw it yesterday and we thought it was like a little coffee
shop cafe kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, so we show up.
It's not. It's just kind of like almost like a donut shop. But
it's not not donuts. It's like, yeah, go on Pandora. And
so we got some delicious uh pastries from there. Um. And then I
was like, well, let's go find somewhere we can get a coffee.
Well, I just want to say give a shout out to this place.
I was gonna wait for the pairing. We know it's going to be good.
Spoiler, it's good. Go ahead, So then we go when we
grab our coffee from Decibel, and that place is adorable. It's in a
field of businesses that are all built in shipping containers. It's like an almost
like a little tiny, little I don't want to call it a mall,
but it's like an outdoor shopping center a center. Yeah, and every building
is a shipping container. And I was like, this is fucking incredible.
It's really cool. So we get our coffee. We're going to pair it
up with our pastries. Go ahead. Yeah. The coffee was delicious and
so reasonably priced. Five four four years was four dollars. Mine was five
dollars. Yeah, that's amazing. And I had like a yeah, which
normally costs like eight dollars. You have like a specialty, a specialty cocktail,
specialty coffee yeah, uh with spices is like a Mexican coffee with extra
spices. Yeah, just so yummy. Yeah, so cheap, and paired
them up with the pastries we got, which the pastries were all pretty good.
Um, I'll say this. You know this, I love a conchet,
like one of my favorite pastries in the world, and I get them
all the time. Like this was probably because some of theirs. Was like,
like, I like the little hermones. I was, I'm a huge
fan of theirs. Um, some of them were. I was, they
were like all good, but I was like, I've had better, maybe
the best countries I've ever had in my life. Yeah, it was so
good. It was very We got a white one had some hint of coconut
and narrows, nice and soft but firm. Yeah, and even the one,
even the pastries that were like okay, they were still so too.
We were still tasty. Yeah, yeah, I know they're still very good.
Um. But also like you know, we do live in Texas.
I've we've had really great pastries. They're a little harder to come buy in
Austin, but I do think we have to just do a deeper dive to
find a good one. And yeah, we just just so gentrified. There's
there's a lot of like little pandorias I see all the time that we just
need to go to. Yeah. So yeah, So we had a delicious
breakfast and then um, while we were there, we kind of took a
quick little walk around. And while we were there, we saw a food
truck that did but yeah but yeah, and like they had a picture of
the tacos. It was like actual video tacos, but they only had like
four items and they were all but based. So they had like the traditional
video tacos. They had like these super I don't know, they call them
like the cheesy thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like cheesy tacos,
cheesy taco. Then they had eight bodilla bond me. Oh yeah.
And then and then you can get roman in the Buddha sauce. Yeah that
insane. Yeah, um, but I was still pretty full on pastries.
So we then so we were like, well, we have to get groceries.
We want to get groceries, um while we're here. So we went
to a little supermarket, Um, got some stuff, went to a liquor.
Well, well, we were at the grocery store. And I forget
this as a thing because we're from Texas. You blew my mind that gas
stations and like grocery stores can sell liquor like in Texas for those outside of
Texas, and I'm sure there are other states like this that liquor can only
be sold at specific liquor stores. And so we were in line and I
saw like the big wall of liquor and I was like, oh shit.
I was like, I forgot that's a thing that places due that was insane,
jac. I don't think I've ever noticed or seen that in my life.
So that was really cool. And I told you I wanted to go
and get a liquor. Yeah, for us to enjoy you and I like
you and I like to sit and have a good drink. So we're at
this airbnb that has a kitchen. This is definitely gonna have to be a
two part and I knew that I ain't going into it. There's so much
to say, so yeah, just at the beginning, I know. So
I was like, let's get a liquor. I really want to try and
get something interesting, something we haven't tried before. Liquor is very I don't
want see, very important to Adam and I, but it is something that
we definitely bond over, is trying new alcohols and just enjoying the moments sipping
and talking and having some You and I like that kind of quality time with
a cocktail or. Just a drink. So well, I was like,
let's go to an actual liquor stores. There's a better variety because the Superman
who just had like well known stuff, yeah, just pretty mainstream stuff.
Well, we were originally looking for tequila, yes, and they kind of
only had like Hornados or Jose Quervo, and like, I don't know if
we've talked about on the show, but you and I are kind of snobby
with our tequila specifically are so we like too terribly impressed with their selection.
So we go to a liquor store which is more like a convenient store.
Yeah, and we were a little nervous at first. Finally saw the alcohols
and shout out to again another friendly person working there. He was like,
oh, I just got this in this new moonshine. Yeah, And I
looked at at him and I was like, wait, we can't. We
can't get moonshine and Texas caniling You're like no, and I was like,
oh fuck, Like we have to get moonshine. I know we were going
to go with the tequila, but either way, we're going with something that
we haven't experienced before. We can't even get in Texas. Yeah, So
you'll get like grain alcohol in taxes, but it's not quite the same.
Okay, So we get this moonshine. Yeah, I'm quite exciting. Yeah
yeah, so don't so we haven't tried it. Yeah, we are going
to try it, um right now with a few other little things. So
we got sugar Lands shine. Um, that is the distillery, sugar right,
yeah, sugar Well, it's sugar Lands Distillery. It is their maple
bacon moonshine. I've got a thirty five percent alcohol value and it is seventy
proof. Jesus, so I've had it's in a mason jar. Well,
because that's like the traditional So that's how moonshine. Well, I'm in pressed
the package. I'll say this, if we ever saw moonshine that wasn't an
amazing already, be like, no, I'm not doing that. Okay.
Um, I've had moonshine a few times in my life. You're trying to
remember if you've ever we've had moonshine cakes. I know you've had those before.
Yes, that was something I specifically would order for your birthday every month
in a while. We had that at the Houston Rodeo years and years ago
when we lived in Houston, and there is a thing called thing it was
called Tennessee Cakes. It was Tennessee Cakes and they have a moon They do
moonshine cake and the cake is more of like almost like a loaf. It's
like it's like a bunt cake. Yeah, that that kind of texture,
but it is in a load and they make those in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
And do you remember that? And oh no, no, no, ahead,
gone, I'm sorry, I got confused with yeah. And so that
was and I do think there was a second time. I think it was
a friend of mine. Somebody had a little bit of moonshine. Yeah,
and they were like they went out of town, they got something a little
bit left. Now you never had moonshine. They gave me some. I
remember. It was clear. It was like just moonshine and it was fine.
And I barely stock my tongue in that. I also was a lot
younger. I don't think I even drink a lot to quel that at that
point the way I drink now, so I was just not having it.
So this one is brown and has a flavor, and I'm also just older,
and it just sounds it sounds really good. Yeah, and this is
a Tennessee distillery, so I'm excited to try it. Yeah. So we're
gonna try it here. You're gonna get our first results. Yeah, we're
back at the well. We came back. You took a shower. We
came back to the AIRBNBA. You took a shower, and I went and
got us those VideA tacos from that food truck, which were delicious, fucking
good at me. UM. So if you're ever into sign go check out
Rowley's roles. I think it's that's how it's pronounced um in the Marcado district.
Yeah. So first thing I do want to I'm gonna try this.
Okay, you want to do the push up. You have to give the
folks do the full experience. So Adam's going to try the Mexican candy that
I had growing up as a kid. I haven't had this in probably like
five or ten years. I feel like I might have had one reason.
It's not it's a um, but it's it's very chamois. So I do
think you're gonna like it. I am. I'm sure you just think the
mechanics of it is. I do think the mechanics of it is disgusting.
Okay, go right ahead, I kind of get it. Get the whole
thing gross that it's very good. I don't think I could just eat this
like whole thing by my by itself. Why, like I am wanting it
to be like yeah, but it is good. Yeah yeah, I think
also I couldn't eat this whole thing because it is the delivery system is so
gross. It's so gross. But what the fun part is is when you
run out, you take this out and it's just it's just a cylinder and
it's just like whatever's left you just you just put the whole little bullet.
Yeah, like it's it's a memory. So I'm glad you've tried a piece
of my childhood. This is an very important moment. Good. I'm doing
my influencer hands. Yeah okay, okay, now let's get this moonshine open.
So we have not even cracked this open. No, primarily because I
wanted to cry it open and get Rihanna's reaction to what. I am sure
it's going to be a very strong aroma roma. Oh really, I think
I'm just excited to hear the Mason Jar pop. Get our classes or a
little Airbnb classes little cuties. Let's pop the top right careful. Oh it
doesn't pop popping. It didn't pop up. Oh, be careful. It's
filled to the brim. Not a moment despair. Should you pour it first?
You're scary money, you're gonna spill it. That smells good, sounds
good. Yeah, this was I'll explain in a second. Good luck.
You have to do it just kind of fast. If you do it slow,
little yep, oh no, spilt a little bit party foul. But
yeah, not a spout, not a stout. But what it smells like
is very holiday. It is, in fact, very maple syrupy. It's
very maple syrupy. Huff. Yeah, and you know what it makes me
think? I imagine I just sterilized this table um. You know that's seen
in Elf where this guy's putting alcohol in his coffee and buddy had already put
maple syrup in it, but he thinks that there's more maple syrup, so
he's like, oh, I love maples, I love it, and he
starts pouring alcohol into it. That's what this is. What imagine it smells
like. If you it literally smells like maple, it looks like maple syrup
too. So it smells and it has that like burn. It does already.
I'm so nervous. This is a lot. Yeah, we may,
we'll see how it goes. We might be pouring some back in. Okay,
that's smooth, Yeah it is. It's very smooth. It's very smooth.
Yeah. It tastes like like a fire. It tastes like wood.
It's so it is. It's a maple tree. It's surprisingly flavored all tree
aftertaste of maple, and it's very warm. I can feel it in my
chest. Yeah. No, they didn't really very I'm very impressed. How
smooth it is. It's only that's really good. Yeah no, they really
did a good job. Shout out to Sugarlands Shine, sugar Lands Distillery.
The thing says sugar Lands Shine. I don't know what that difference is,
but it says sugar Lands Distillery. Okay, it's very good. Yeah yeah,
I feel it in the top of my head and in my chests.
Yeah no, I was really I was expecting you to not be able to
drink it at all. No, it's really good. I would argue that
it's really sweet. It's very sweet. I would My main concern is that
drinking this is going to make me so sick later? Yeah? Yeah,
not even it's moonshine, but just because of how sweet it is? Yeah,
is it trash to drink this on ice? I feel like moonshines of
warm is like a room temperature typically, but I don't, like, I
probably am not going to that. You can we can put it on ice
for you. Well, I think I like putting things on ice because it
kind of helps dilute. It does, yes, And there's a lot of
like I feel like we have to mix this with sunny because it's so sweet,
Like yeah, I mean yeah, because I know, like even bourbons
you're supposed to have like an ice cubinet to, you're supposed to have a
little bit of water in it. I don't know enough about moonshine. I
guess yeah, let us know how what's the proper way to drink moonshine,
guys, because I'm also like my idea of moonshine is the old pros is
like a guy who is like brewing it in his shack and looks like me,
but but at like seventy like an old prospector. And so whenever you
see them in movies drinking moonshine. They're just drinking it straight from them.
You think this is what the prospector in Toy Stories to drinks wood. He's
round up, dude. That's why he was so angry because he I only
get to see the Jesse of my life tomorrow. I always think of a
I always think of Ashley as Jesse. Sure, my little red heady cow
girl, that's true. All right, do you have anything else? Sa
before we move on to whatever they're gonna be, gonna have another simple one?
Okay, it's so funny, tis burnt in the beginning, Like,
Yeah, it's very good. It's I'm not saying it's hard to drink.
It's hard to drink for a different reason than I thought it would be,
just because it is so sweet, so sweet. Yeah, I'm gonna have
a sip of my strawberry or chatta that you got me at Rally's just kind
of help watch it down. Yeah, I'm like, should I add it
to my Like I'm just trying to think what's a good thing to add it
to? Right? Drinking this alone is tough. It's just sweet. It's
sticky like my lips. It feels like I'm eating pancakes. Yeah, because
of house to Peet's funny, but it's really good. I think I am.
I'm gonna be trash and I'm going to add this to my orchata.
I would have a strawberry or chata. I've never had a flavored or chatta.
It's incredible and it's going to be strawberry maple. Now I'm a trash
can. And if you're not supposed to put moonshine in something, I'm so
sorry. But like, this ship's really sweet. Now it's a maple,
bacon strawberry. Okay, I feel like the flavor combos there. We gotta
we gotta give the white girl shake. I mean people put strawberries on their
pancakes. Le's see how this goes. That's good. You don't like word
chatting, I don't. I'm gonna chi it. There's a lot of flavors
in there too. Oh yeah, I just a semm. I don't take
strawberry or maple. I can still taste the maple. I can still taste
that burnt would taste. Yeah, I can, but it's not as potent.
And that's fucking good. That's very good. Oh yeah, all right,
well, anything you want to add to this segment of our first twenty
four hours in Tucson. Uh no, I don't think so. I think
that covers it. That covers it. We're gonna start doing some finishing touches
things. Um oh yeah, excuse me, um do some finishing touches things
that we had to set up our voicemail box for the hot line, which
is our booth, and I gotta start getting ready, yeah and yeah,
and then we're gonna go. I'm excited to do some live interviews. So
you guys are going to hear some interviews in this episode from Alice be Wilder,
who again another flashback to season two. Yep, she's going to be
there. I let her know immediately about the Tucson Erotica Art show, and
I found out about it because her genital electric work would be incredible. And
sure enough she is in the show. So we're gonna get to see her
and her partner Forest meet them in real life, which is going to be
so cool. We're actually our booth is very like what five feet from us,
but right next to them, essentially, there's like two pillars between us
of someone else's art. Hopefully get a lot of people calling our hotline and
they're going to make some sex confessions and we're going to pepper those into episodes
so you can hear some anonymous sex confessions. Yeah. Yeah, uh excited.
It's all hitting me right now, like this is a big fucking cool
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Hey, Arianna. We when we last left our lovely people was a few
hours ago for us, just a few seconds for them. We are now
in Live Lived. Don't slap our little hand down. We don't have that
like the greatest audio right now. But the doors have opened. People are
flooding, in floods. I tell you we're here people. We're here at
the two Sona Rota Carr show opening night, and people are coming in.
There's a little bit of extra ambiances. We are near the door. Yeah,
because we're that important. We are the first thing you were going to
see. And that's the way it should be. I can't agree. I
couldn't agree more. We've got our lovely hot line booth that hopefully people are
going to be using. I think we have our first link tree scanner.
Just kidding, but he was positioning his phone like he was gonna scandle link
tree. So as we were saying we are here and we're featuring the hotline,
our sex Confession booth for people to go inside lead a little confession.
I'm excited to see how this is going to go and what the turnout is
going to be like in regards to using the hotline. Yeah, it's gonna
be really interesting. And I'm just excited to be here and excited to have
this like up and running and getting going, getting going. Mike In's here,
how's it going. Oh, wristbands, We're very Yeah, so we
do need these. I think it's helpful. Okay, heard, Thank you
so much. Go get dressed, show it off. Hbiic over here making
things happen for us. Thank you for the wristbands. I was gonna put
that on you. I was gonna say, I'll do yours if you do
mine. Yeah, all right, guys, you're hearing this live. We're
putting wristbands on wristbands because we are very important bitches. That's what this VIP
stands for. But it's a P and O a B. Sorry. I
actually did think it was a B for some reason, and I was like,
Wow, joined the Patreon. But we'll be sure, we'll be sure
to update you. We'll be checking in frequently anywhere. Oh my god,
Rihanna, we're back, baby, We're back. We're back here, back
and back. I want to know how you're feeling. So so far,
so far, we have had two We've had two confessions hit our booth and
we sold some product. Day are you hearing this live? Someone just came
up. They're still walking around, but maybe they will leave a confession.
We're gonna see it. We're trying to get them to leave a confession.
We're trying to convince people to get in this room. Yeah, you're a
beautiful leader. Mike In is in her latex. Yeah, well makes me
fine because that is what don't want to do her. Yeah, late sex
is her game. Yeah, this place, this place is bopping. Um.
We've got some sexy art here, we got some sexy people, sexy
people everywhere inside this wonderful woman in his hat sexy yea. So how are
you feeling because now, because we've we've kind of cracked kind of bitch try
I think I just got checked. Her partner was like the rolling ends now
and she's like, oh okay, so I made someone uncomfortable. That's what
we do best. But we've had two confessions. Now we sold two stickers.
Two stickers. Yeah, so we're for for our listeners. We also
we're selling um stickers in the premiere of our Wellness is the premiere of our
sexual wellness book, which I'm sure by the time you hear this will be
more posted on social media and sold out. So yeah, how are you
feeling? I am feeling good. I am excited. People seem to also
be excited about the concept. Everyone seems to really enjoy the idea of a
sex podcast. Um so yeah, lots of lots of link tree scans.
Um, I'm learning a lot and I don't know. I feel good that
there's a lot of people here. This is exciting. Well, we're gonna
check back in with you guys in a little bit. And that's the beautiful
people and painted painted outfits, yeah, painted on their body. Yeah.
Here we go by contacts. We'll check in with you guys in a little
bit. Okay, bye, don't tell anyone, should you. Hey,
I'm back for a really quick one. I just wanted to let you go
as you know you can hear Rihanna is talking to someone I snuck in the
moonshine, bacon, maple moonshine. I'm a little tipsy. You go inside,
believe a little. Day two at the two son Erotica Art show.
Adam Harry too. I'm feeling good. I'm excited. Yesterday last night we
didn't do a check in. I think we've planned to do it. We
did a few check in afterwards, like after we had left the show.
Oh yeah, well it was quite the hadventful after the party for Adam and
Rihanna. Yeah, we got to hang out with a friend of the show,
Alice Wilder and her Man's and her Man's Forest of they're both of Genital
Electric. So if you haven't listened to that episode yet it is season two,
Um, you definitely have to go listen to it. It's an amazing
episode and she's just an incredible human, both of them, they're so much
fun. Yeah, we really enjoyed spending time with them. And it was
nice because it was like because they just came over to ABNB. We had
some dinner. We had a little spaghetti dinner. Yeah, yeah, they
came to their enjoyable Yeah, just a nice little table moment. They brought
some salad stuff. It was very impromptu. Yeah, where like we made
a gallon of spaghetti at home and they're like, we have some salad stuff
in our truck in the van. So it was lovely. It was so
lovely spending time with them. There's such sweet humans and I love them inviting
us to the hotel. They're like, come swim with us, come hang
out. Um. It was really sweet. They're great people. So I
see that she's now going to uh she has marked her Neon vulva for sale.
I you know, fingers crossed that she gets a sale because it is
amazing. It's for the people that don't know. It is like a tall
four foot vulva ulva, her volva, and it's amazing. Yeah. No,
it's very exciting. I'm excited. I'm hoping she stopped spy today so
we can talk to her about that. I'm curious what that thought was to
all of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, she should be coming, she
said, yeah, yeah, we'll see her later today. But yeah,
what a good time. Lots of energy, lots of people, lots of
people. Yeah, I know, it was a packed house for sure.
Yeah. For the first night of our anonymous sex confession booth, the hotline,
we got a little over twenty confessions, which was really fun. I
thought that was a really good number for the first night. And I think
the instructions are really clear and that people will use it when we're not here,
because we're only here the first weekend in the last weekend. This is
a month long event, so I'm excited to see the voicemails roll in when
we're not even here. Yeah. No, it's really going to be fun
to watch. And because you get emails, I do. I get the
emails and people leave a voicemail, so it's really fun watching my email kind
of blow up when people are leaving those calls. So yeah, that was
really fun. We sold a few of our books of the Body Book,
our brand new sexual wellness journal, and we were also selling our stickers.
Sold a lot of stickers, so they heat to all those people that supported
us. We met the one of the founders of yow Wolf, and I
did google it. Yeah it is one of those found actually telling that you're
Yeah, I feel like there's a thousand founders of Maowell. Everyone is the
founder of on Dutch, so um so that was nice and he loved our
spield. He was very like he seemed like like proud dad he was like,
Wow, good job guys. Like he was really into what we were
trying to do here and making sexless taboo and removing the stigma behind those conversations.
That's the whole point. And I sold crooked Bunny. We're waiting to
hear back from you. But yeah, it's our second day and it's a
you know I call. I mean this as in every Sunday, you know,
nice lazy, lack of daisical sunday, beautiful weather here into song.
You and I are just planning to leave Austin. Um. But yeah,
we're the first artists here. There's been a couple of patrons. It's nice,
soft vibes. Last night I got a little overwhelmed. I've never been
part of an art gallery or an opening and hundreds of people here. The
doors opened and the place flooded, and it was like that the entire higher
event. Yeah, and I mean we were like trying to explain what we're
doing here and having to like scream. My throat was hurting. Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't feel like I'm going to I can like do a
normal projection and not scream at people. Today. Yeah, um, lots
of pieces were sold I'm really proud of all these artists that we're able to
sell some of their work. That must be a good feeling, I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah, that would I could I imagine that would be so
excentime, aren't we. Yeah, we just sold a couple of books and
that was exciting. Yeah, absolutely so. In the fact that people have
you know, two or three frames up and you know, maybe they sold
two out of three frames, um for a month long event in the first
night. That's got to be a really good feeling. Yeah. I feel
like we're Olympic like corresponders right now. Oh for sure. And I love
it. I love every piece of it of being a corresponder. Um.
Yeah, we're sitting here today, I'm just like a day of show.
Things are going well, We're seeing some great action out there. It's not
heavy out your at them book. Let's go right. So any thoughts,
anything you wanted to add, anything that really caught your eye or stand out
experiences. Um, I think just like how friendly everyone's been for most part.
Yeah. Sure, we only had a fight like two people and for
us, you know, it being one each. Not too bad, not
too bad, not too bad. But but people were pretty receptive people who
came and talk to us, We're pretty receptive and seemed excited about what we
were doing. So yeah, I think it was there's always a tad bit
of confusion about why we're here, and then when we explain the messaging and
the reason behind the podcast, people are super about it. Yeah. Yeah,
so overall very supportive on the messaging and what we're doing. So yeah,
I mean, I think we definitely also just stick out as a sore
thumb as like we're not necessarily we're not artists part of the thing. We're
like entertainers. Yeah, and so I think it kind of throws people off
a little bit, it does, It does, But I'm excited for the
whole event and to see how it goes as a whole. Today's gonna be
a lower day, so that'll be nice. Yeah, it'll be a nice
little break. And yeah, and I'm just excited to see to see how
Ghost, see how Ghost I think we can do. Yeah, Yeah,
day too, here we come, day too. Hey, guys. Producer
man Adam Beck at it again. I'm chiming in here. As you can
tell, by the time SAMPI episodes probably coming towards its normal time length,
but it ended on a bit of a cliffhanger. That's because we recorded so
much funness and so much stuff that we had to split it into two parts.
That's right, there's going to be a part two next week, continuing
our adventure and in Tucson and at the Tucson Erotic Art Show. I'm very
excited for it. There's some good stuff. I think you're gonna like it,
and I hope you like this little, fun, kind of experimental episode
we did. UM. So yeah, we're gonna wrap this episode up right
after we do our brand new segment where we listen to a confession that someone
left on our hot line, so enjoy. Well, before we wrap things
up, do you want to listen to another one of our confessions that we
got via the hot line? No? Step step C C C Okay,
I changed my mind, So in Casey don't know or you didn't listen,
and just for our audiences, I'm wearing my TEP shoes today. That's why
step sound like that, UM and Casey didn't listen to the last week's episode
or how what have you. I'm just going to reiterate with the hot line,
is so something you can do if you're up to it. We have
an anonymous uh sex line, anonymous sexus hot line where you can call and
you can leave you a sex confession or advice, or a fantasy, a
favorite moment, an embarrassing moment, an empowering moment, anything you'd like to
share. Is really encouraged because if you think it's silly, or you think
it's fun, etc. There are going to be hundreds of other people that
are going to resonnate with what you leave us. So if you ever want
to leave a little confession of your own, there's a chance, you know,
we'll react to it and share it on the pod. You can give
us a call and our number is five one five one two nine one zero
five seven nine six. The number again is five one two nine one zero
five seven nine six. Yeah, leave a little leave us a little voicemail.
And with that, have you selected? I have not. I'm just
gonna we're scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. I'm staring you in the
eye and uninterrupted I contact this one. Okay, okay, okay, got
our ticket? Oh this is a two parter? Yeah, alrighty, so
here we go. We got a two parter reminder, that, Um,
yeah, you have about three minutes. It's a voicemail box, so just
like on a regular phone, you're limited on time. So this person called
twice, Yeah, let's go, let's go bottle up that is um.
So I'm in the box here. It's read oliterally cut some lights and I
was thinking, what am I gonna say? What am I gonna say?
Your favorite such confession? What am I gonna say? And so I'm starting
my story. I I'm forty nine years old. I was for twenty years
really trying to make my nerrits work, and then was single for the fifth
time in twenty years. You never really stepped out of my spouse, never
really had many fancies that I didn't kind of fulfill in my twice so I
didn't I didn't know what I was going to do. So I just started
dating. And so what basically I'm going to say is what I noticed after
twenty years is that online dage is not healthy for gaining a life partner,
but it's really healthy for funky ship. Um. Which yet, so shore's
my day. I'm into whatever my partner's into. So if it turns on
my partner, I'm incredibly turned on so if my partner's turned on, that
means I'm turned on, which has led me to some pretty interesting places of
last year. Um, and I realized I'm a very, um, maybe
not adventurous person, and I'm maybe a kind of stick in them up.
However, I'm in the middle of all these weird things now because that's what
my partners into. So my partners I've had like probably four or five since
since I became single, and um, they've all like different things, all
things that's never done before. So at twenty years of not being really adventurous
or needing to be or whatever, knowing what your other partner wanted, I
was knee deep into some stuff and it was great, but mainly because my
partner was so turned on. Right, So I realized that if I was
totally open and said, hey man, this isn't matter as long as your
turnout, that's what's gonna get me turned out. They really do open up
and it is hot, it's health. However, I'm six for five,
very tall, large man, not huge or anything, not muscley, but
I'm not a pretty big dude, and my five foot bottled up bitches continued.
So as I was saying I find myself being deep and some stuff,
but it baby turns my partner on. So therefore I can dine, but
I'm not necessarily into the stuff that's happening, so I have to find safe
ways of doing it. I was saying, I'm a very large human being
and one of my partners really like to be choked, and I didn't know
how to do that. Like I'm really awkwardly like d I don't know what
I'm doing. And I was having with another partner, mine in Virginia,
and she's like time me now, and she was still turn out, like
how, like where? What do you know? It's very hard to navigate
this world? But do it because you wouldn't believe it when are into you
don't believe it's fantastic. Wow, Yeah, what a time. So I
know that it's a little breathy and it might be a little hard to hear.
But from what I gathered to summarize is this person got out of a
twenty year long marriage. Is how exploring they're with their partners now that they're
single, and they are amused because they are doing things with these partners that
they aren't used to and things that they're not like one hundred percent that aren't
like exciting for them, Like that's something that they necessarily don't want to do,
but like okay, like I don't something that that makes them nervous,
but they but their partner really loves it. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds
like they're very much on the they're like the passenger on other people's right ride.
But that but it seems like that's where they found their comfort zone and
where they like to be. Like from my understanding, this person, you
know, like you said, they're not necessarily they describe themselves as a stick
in the mud, like they don't have these like kinky fantasies, but that
they're very excited by being involved with other people's fantasies and you know, making
those things real for someone else. Yeah, I mean they gave real good
advice that to try things. Yeah it may not like whatever someone suggests wanting
to do, just try it because you'd be surprised what turns other people on.
And it sounds like what they said was when that their partners turned on,
that makes them turned on. So kudos to this person being you know,
open to trying new things, especially like they mentioned, you know,
being I think they said they're fifty fifty something. I believe, so I
think they said fifty nine. I thought, yeah, fifty something, fifty
sixty. Um. It can be really tough trying new things when you're older,
or if you're a creature habit or you're not um, if you're like
a standard simple lover. Um, it could be a little intimidating trying new
things. Yeah, you'd be like, well, I've gotten this far,
Like why would I try mix it up? I don't why do I care?
So good for them? Yeah, absolutely really good a bye. Yeah,
And I think like also with the under I think there's also the level
of the understanding that like, hey, this may not be something I'm necessarily
into, but I'm excited to be a part of your journey. Right,
every team needs a healer. Um, So it's so good good for them,
And I think and I also like completely understand where they're coming from.
They bring up it got cut off, but like they describe themselves as a
very large guy, and the partner they were seeing was very small and big
guy. Well, the choking thing. I get where they're coming from.
Of like, it does feel weird for someone my size to be choking someone
your size. It feels like in my mind, I'm like, this is
scary. Well Dan, we'll find yourself a six foot bitch. No no,
no, no for you, like like if if this wasn't like a
sexual thing that you're like, please do this is a horror movie, like,
especially since you describe me daily that I look like a serial killer.
So high, choke me more. I've learned you should always have one hand
on my throat and one on my lower stomach. Okay, well yeah,
sure, we'll talk more about it later. Is that like a pressure thing?
Yeah, yeah, teach you that sometimes. Yeah, I don't know
if I'm doing it, like right, I was gonna say with that in
mind, but yeah, sure, Well it helps stimulate like my g spot
got it by putting some lower pressure on my lower stomach. We'll talk,
we'll figure we'll do a science lesson. Okay, well i'll show you.
I'll show you later. Um. But yeah, don't be for to try
new things. And as long as you know you're comfortable and you have open
communication, you can choke and slap whoever you'd like. And if you feel
like you don't have a lot of fantasies or like kinks you want to try
and be willing to be that that partner in someone who does have that.
I do you think that's kind of how we are? I agree? Yeah,
I see myself. I think what we do? Think you're sticking them
in. I think what would just happened is I think someone was time travel
I was trying to I think I traveled in time. You got a really
creepy voice. Yeah, it makes sense. This person's not creepy. I
just I understand that. Like everyone's whispering in the booth. Yeah, so
it's coming off way more like. I think we're going to have a few
of those because they are trying to talk quietly on the phone, so it
comes off a little like ghost facy. Yeah, I'm like, if you
say so, um, love, keep on trucking, keep on. Do
you like that? I just wasn't expecting it. Wife's a garden. So
if you would like to leave us a sex confession or leave us some advice,
you can give us a call. Get the number you're just pointing at
you. If you like to leave us a sex confession, you can give
us a call. Leave some advice. Talk to people at your experiences at
our anonymous number which is five one two nine one zero five seven nine six,
and don't forget you have a three. There's only less you speak for
three minutes, but feel free to call right back and leave a part two.
Yeah, it's it's a voicemail or part three, however many you need
to I would say if you go pass part two, like, I don't
know if we're gonna listen to the whole thing on one episode. It's an
automated voicemail, so don't be a free to call multiple times because it's not
like it's a phone where we're watching it ring. Yeah, yeah, and
immediately like we don't even see that you called. Stay horny bitches. We
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