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Children, get back into your season. Your way, Lady Erica, minute

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you get young man bad present there. What you said, suck my biles,

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Well go ahead rip them out and
I'll suck them. Yeah, that's

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what mister Garrison would have said to
share Teacher to share, kick Ah.

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Welcome to going down to south by
the podcast where we always have our sales

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of time, and this week it
is new intro, new show. It

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feels like a whole new South Park, doesn't it's fourth grade? I'm Dando

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and I am going Yes. We're
feeling very, very professional today. We've

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got lights, we've got cameras.
We don't have a whole lot of action.

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Not much action yet, no not
yeah, for give us time.

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We're working up to it. But
yes, we are talking about fourth grade,

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the eleventh episode of season four of
South Park, and this a whole

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new era for the gang. Do
you think the fourth grade? This episode

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feels like a rebrand, not a
rebrand, but it feels a fresh coat

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of paint, an unnecessary coad of
paint in my opinion, because I watched

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this going Miss chokes on Dick,
a funny gag I guess in the writer's

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room. The more it said the
less it felt funny, and I'm not

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I know they've been met Garrison in
season six, right, but I'm not

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going to be a fan of the
next two seasons if she's going to be

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the Constantina because I just watched this
going. When you have her next to

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Garrison, you look at it go
she is so bland compared to Garrison.

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I know Garrison's had three and a
half seasons now to really know find it

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about the character and things like that, but it's just a funnier character.

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Miss chokes and Dick so one her
boobs hanging below her stomach, that's so

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one note. It's a very one
note gag, and it really only works

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for a couple of reasons. I
mean, the main one is you see

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it early in the episode. They
don't really play it up too much,

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and maybe they play it up in
future episodes where chokes on Dick is just

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an obvious gag and Abby's name to
make fun of because she jokes and Dick.

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Do you get it, folks?
But well, Tray and Matt said

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in the commentary that the didn't want
to say chokes on Dick. You can

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say it, but it's going to
be chokes on dish. Yeah, and

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then they went by a third episode
they didn't give a shit. Yeah,

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but the kids don't realize what an
obvious layup joke it is. Cartman should

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realize that. Yeah, but they're
all going more like miss makes me sick.

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It's like it's right there. Yeah, that's great. But it really

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pays off later in this episode when
I forgot exactly how how it worked.

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But she meets up with Garrison and
in the mountains, Yeah, it's like

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chokes on, that's not true.
That was the payoff. That's the payoff.

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Essentially. I thought the story with
Garrison here, this was a Garrison

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episode, despite the fact that she's
the new teacher. This was him coming

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out of fishally. Yeah, that's
the thing. And like you say,

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with the rebrands, like we are
taking existing elements and yeah, switching them

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up, chopping them up a bit. Yeah, the show didn't really need

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a fresh coat of pain. It
was looking pretty spick and span as it

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was. But they're smart and they
they pretty much lay out the message by

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the very end, saying, you
know, the adventure of life is that

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there are always something new. It's
something I've always liked it about South Park.

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They they're not afraid to have these
messages that seem come somewhat obvious or

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even a bit trinky or sugary or
whatever. But they've front loaded the episode

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with so much vulgarity whatever or off
color business that by the end you're kind

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of like, oh that No,
that message actually makes sense, and no,

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I kind of feel a bit good
about hearing. I actually thought that

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was really nice. So they still
had their you know, I learned something

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today and that was miss chokes on
Dick taking it from Kyle this time.

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But yeah, just the message at
the end. Do you agree about the

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whole We shouldn't want to go back
to the past. And I'm like,

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I get what you're saying. I
agree to an extent that you know,

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going back in time. There's no
need for it. I've already been there,

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the been there, done that.
But the thing is, some moments

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you're trying to think to yourself,
I'd really like to experience that again.

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Oh, absolutely a lot of fun. That really knows that that hamburger that

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you can't buy anymore, well,
you just exist in that memory, and

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you know, sitting now for a
minute and think back to the I think

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I've always talked about the beef Master
that they had at macas. Yeah,

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it's probably a double quarter pounded with
just a different name, that's all.

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But it was just a burger with
a lot of meat in it. Nikola

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doesn't like m DALs or that often. I wentn't got hash browns for the

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kids yesterday, and I thought,
test Nicholas here because it's crap. It's

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the worst takeaway. I agree to
an extent. You get a burger waving,

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but she I got her the beef
and bacon burger, McMuffin or whatever

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it was. She loved. It
showed you trying to downplay your attraction to

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the clown exactly. But but yeah, I just agree that. You know,

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we shouldn't have to go back.
But nostalgia the hell of a drug

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man, it really is. That's
why this show exists. We're going back

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and discussing a show from what nineteen
was it two thousand now, but it

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began ninety seven. This is very
much two thousand. They're letting you know

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that, well, they were letting
you know that with the title of b

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Jebbis. I wholly agree with him. Look, I've got you know,

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so many movies and books that I
grew up reading and that I will occasionally

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go back to. And I mean
I really have to sort of grab myself

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by the by the collar and say, watch new things, read new things.

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I want to, I don't want
to. I don't have This ends

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And it's good. That's precisely it
isn't it, Because you know, so

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many people are talking about, oh, particularly when it comes to culture,

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we're only using existing ip or only
remaking stuff, or we're just going back

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and watching reading, listening to the
same old, same old, same old.

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And it's because, yeah, we
know how it ends. This is

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a very unpredictable time in human history, like all times in human history and

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all honesty, if you can predict
that, well, you'd probably be doing

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pretty well as a psychic or something
like that. But now more than ever,

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it seems no, I don't want
to be surprised by anything. Just

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I'm reveling in the comfort. I
just want to rewatch friends. I want

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to rewatch I want to watch The
Office over and over and over again.

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I want to hang out with my
cool buddies. Yeah, that's the thing.

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It's in the same relationships. People
don't leave relationship because they're like,

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eh, this is comfortable. You
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new. I want to be completely
happy, you know, and you know

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what you're get. Then you get
the meme of the dog in the flame

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room say this is fine, but
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chokes On Dick's Yeah, final message
here it's it's there's always something forward.

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Yeah, yeah, I like they
caught the comment of life the best games

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of the ones almost in job of
games, the ones that get harder as

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you play. Yeah, absolutely,
Yeah, wish life wasn't hard, though,

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What can life just stop being hard
for a little while? I tend

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to think that, and I remember
thinking that when I was your rage Dan,

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I mean you. I remember reading
interviews with actors saying I love to

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be challenged. I'm like, I
don't know. I'd rather, you know,

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just do the same thing day and
day out and maybe get a nice

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check for it, and that'd be
that. It reminds me last night something

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happened with either the soundbar disconnected from
the TV right no, for some reason

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it wouldn't reconnect, and Nicola walked
in after exercising forty five minutes, she

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goes, why is it sound so
bad in the TV. I went,

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oh, the sound bar is not
working. She goes, oh, did

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you just unplug? Plug back?
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I don't have to make an effort. That is not where I imagine this

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story going. But it was just
she goes, you would rather sit there

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and listen to a TV that shound
ship then take three steps and fix it

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all? Right? Now, this
is going to be old man shaking fistic

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cloud again. Lou the Lovely Luise
us that the other day. She said,

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were shaking your fist and the cloud
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it was, it's fun. Oh
it really is. Welcome to Welcome to

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my world. Yeah. Do all
TVs need a soundbar these days? Has

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it sort of become that thing where
I think they've made sound shit and TVs

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because it's like, hey, Samsung
TV, you should get a Samsung sambar

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as well. Are we watching stuff
on you know, my Samsung TV.

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Samsung friend of the pod, we
wish, we wish, come get to

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know him, come and knock on
out door. Are you listening? Yeah,

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but there'll be occasional shows on occasional
services or whatever. It's like,

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eh, what speak up? Here. I don't want to necessarily have to

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watch this with the subdimes. I
wouldn't mind hearing what's going on having a

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crank at the like seventy on the
seventy Maybe I think it's just because year

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old. That could be old,
or it could have been like a bad

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file or a bad discourse. There
is zero bass in TV speakers these days.

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You put the soundbar and it was
like, oh, okay, there's

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some bass. But I honestly believe
they make TV is now to sound shit,

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so you have to buy the soundbars. Bas is life, we need

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bass base. Of course, it's
all about the bass. Absolutely. Getting

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back to our fourth grade though,
I really enjoyed just the wholesomeness of even

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though they were I guess wrong at
the end, but there I missed the

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great. I took it back to
when I was kid, just like,

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oh, new grade, new teacher. Oh this is scary. I've forgotten

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which kid did it? But rightly
incursive fractions again? Do it? This

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tweak? It was tweet? Was
that tweak? Oh yeah, but there's

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another gidded person. It is after
you've seen the song, it's just silence

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and closset. I was that kid. This reminded me of an instance in

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my own life actually involving fourth grade, because I'm sure I mentioned on a

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previous four thing, a Discount Network
podcast, that I had a year when

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my family moved to England. This
was nineteen seventy nine and I would have

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been in grade four. I stayed
in Australia. So I went to this

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new school in England and you know, coming out of grade three, Oh,

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it's all spelling and writing little stories
that maybe you know are twenty years

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long, very innocent. Yeah,
you're not expected to know too much,

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you know, we sort of we're
building the foundations of your learning, educational

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experience whatever. I get to this
English school and they're like learning French.

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This is very you were there from
Canada, and they think I'm slow,

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eh, very much, incredibly much
right down the fact where we had a

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history class and they realized that I
knew nothing, and they thought they were

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giving me like an easy lay up
question, like, oh, okay,

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guy, clearly you don't know.
I don't know when was the Battle of

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Hastings, And everyone around me is
like, of course he's going to know

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when that is. I'm like Betler
worker, you got to England to go

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Australias existed for thousands of years.
No it has not. Oh we found

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it a couple hundred years ago.
Stop giving me Sex of the Best,

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six of the Best with the guy
Sex of the Best gone. That was

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a Freudian slip. But I was
like Badler, what now, I'm terrible

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with history as well. I've always
been that way. Yeah, but I

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mean this was like a quantum leap
from what I was studying back in Australia.

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But you don't have your pen license
yet kind of Yeah, that was

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that was a big deal in school, getting your pen license. I think

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they were actually using like fountain pens
back in this school. Yeah, just

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go pluck your evident scooge just so
and then go pluck your quill from the

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school turkey or something like that.
But yeah, that transition, and then

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when I came back to Australia a
year later, who's this guy for years

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knows about history? And shit,
we're sort of talking in fred what are

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you talking about? Punch? Yeah, but it felt like that that fourth

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grade year was one where there was
a bit of social development as well.

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It came it's like you guys got
girlfriend's name discovered girls. Yeah, what's

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going on? But it kind of
feels like the teachers just go all right,

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stuff sucking about, let's actually learn
some stuff because you're you're two year

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away from high school and you know, shit, Yeah, we're kicking it

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up a notch. Yeah. What
are your favorite moments from fourth grade?

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I had quite a few, as
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No, I'm a big fan of
when Trey and Matt and the crew just

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make little noises. And you heard
one very when they started bullying a poor

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little third grader. I think you're
gonna say, oh my god, now

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hell, but that's just that's how
you feel. I never felt the need

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though. You watched TV and it's
always like we've got to bully the kids

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at a young and I never felt
that urge or the need to have to

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bully young kids. It was I
think, going to show you maybe it's

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encouraged. We have the buddy system. So Elliott when he went to his

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orientation last year, at the end
of last year, before he started school,

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he went to orientation and he had
a buddy, and they assigned a

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buddy who's in grade six, and
every Friday the buddy comes into the classroom,

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they spend an hour having out a
valiant just sort of make him feel

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not scared of the older kids.
It's a good system, absolutely this.

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much like that at my school. I

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had a buddy. We certainly had
a process where maybe once a year or

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once a term even you would go
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or something, you would hang out
with the preps for a lesson, like

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you know, I read him and
mister Men book. There's always there,

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mister Men books. Man, that's
a flashback. They were that and the

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Where's Wally or Waldo for American listeners, Where's Wally books were a smash it.

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I'm helping tutor and nurture the next
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Stay clear of that teacher. That
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yeah, we had we had one
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mister Wallen. Right, look back, I've tried to contact him. Can't

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find him anywhere. No, he's
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He's not on Facebook. But he
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old songs when we were in the
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other Suns again. You look back
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it's like this motherfucker introduced me to
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at the time like put this bas
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in the playground and if you saw
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up papers. So if you do
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you have to clean up the school
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it, but he's clean the school. What a fucking genius this guy was.

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It was a lateral thing. But
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What kind of mad max waste land? Was your school? We had

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fifty papers for primary school, my
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Geelong, and that's exactly what I
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I think it's called Northern Bay.
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had to combine all the schools into
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lock you in the one cage.
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fifty cent words in the vogueab that
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to fucking up. I think you
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we've got to assert ourselves, and
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for every time this is weaky gas
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was at my old John that was
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jobs anyway where they complained about this
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let's make a stand together. And
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like, I'm like you weak motherfuckers. What happened to solid exactly? What

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episode. This is one that I'd
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well it's a pretty monumental episode,
it is. But yeah, there's

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always bits in certain episodes. Oh
this is that bit, pretty yeah,

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this was, but's being unsure about
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Brito's fruit but I think this was
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I thought that's genius. I wasting
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but maybe think of Papa Jews the
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of mooning. And then you know
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it a bit too far. It
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waking to spreads him and you're like, what are you doing? It's too

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much. That looks like it hurts. The time there was ship, this

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is this is insulting everybody. This
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good for you, and it's not
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it. Adding the fruit ball so
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I mean, I know who he
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show in order, it's like he's
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weird, but you also you seem
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with it. I can't quite work
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I think said he's a combination of
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think we already have. But you
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goes into the bathroom and butters is
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I don't think it's happened down on
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think that is amazing. I think
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a glimpse into their home life.
Oh dear. I've got friends right whose

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kids they call it a bushwii right
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right, But it's like, uh, we're near a toilet. If

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you're near a public toilet, if
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toilet, right, encourage actual decent
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like I needed a week, I'll
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his dacks and pisses next to the
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This kid's six, now, yeah, go piss in the toilet.

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What are you doing bush wei?
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this local park. That's a tree
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isn't the bush at all. Camping
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all want pissed next to the slide. We all know that one of the

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great things about you being male is
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But at the same time, if
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It's just harder, that's all.
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invention of the shei weed. So
is the she weed that using a forward

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Yes? Yes, so Holly the
other day drops the decks and like whizzes

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like thought. I was like,
hell are you doing this? Wait a

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minute, It looked like she was
just pitch changes everything. It's just like

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whizzing forward. I was like,
huh, it's like they've taught them how

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to do it a daycare or something. She's like sort of semi squats and

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just goes. It was like coming
out forwards. I was like, well,

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there you go. All these years, soon the girls will just be

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standing in front of the toilet,
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Did you what else to do?
I enjoyed when the device actually works and

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everyone's just in stun silence because it's
like, I don't know why it took

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me so much, but you think, what would you do if you're in

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that moment where you go building a
time device. It's not gonna work.

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But it actually worked. Like funck
was Timmy gonna do? Whe's Timmy get

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back? I thought it would have
been a fun season long arc to does

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to see Timmy occasionally pop up in
various places, but they sort of sported

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by the end. They didn't really
focus on Timmy much, being other universes

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or whatever at the time. Yeah, like you saw him with the triceratops

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and that's it. Yeah, And
I thought, ah, kind of felt

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like a wasted opportunity. But you've
sent this kid back through time. Yeah,

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I like your idea of just in
the rest of the future episodes in

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the season four, just little cutaways. He's there, He's there, He's

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here, he is there. Yes. Yes. The thing is, though

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these guys have now created a device
that you can travel back in time.

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Do they refer to this ever?
Again, I do not believe. And

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damn your spirit hold me no longer. When he was talking to his gay

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side, it was that was I
liked the Star Wars parody there. It

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was good, wasn't it? Yeah, especially that you will need. I

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think I've told this on Fourthing a
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pop support of us in Patreon,
he was in KFC right and food and

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it was when though, I think
it was the trilogy just come out.

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It must have been like ninety seven, right, if you've got your Fourthing

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a discount network bingo card uncle Darren
KFC and he we went, I must

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being with the trilogy. Was that
because it is like Star Wars shit.

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Everywhere I was, I had toys
and stuff and I was walking down and

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love Star Wars obviously, and we're
waiting for ages for our food. Over

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this chit just goes sorry about the
way, and Michael Dadis goes, you

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will be. I had no idea
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crept out with this old man saying
you will be. That could easily go

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down the wrong way. You will
be. You will be. She was

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like, man, I'm just working. Yeah, I don't know what's going

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on. Was this was this prequel
trilogy? No, this was when they

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re release. Yeah, I think
it's ninety seven when they did that.

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Yeah, but I thought it was
hilarious. It's late for me, it,

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that's okay. Remember there are no
stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Do you have any trivia questions for
us, mister Davis, I have precisely

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three. Okay, then hit me
with one of them. Okay, Then

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what time are the kids pulling down
their pants? Eight thirty five? Thirty

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five? One presumes am? My
first question is how long do you have

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to get into the wormhole once it's
opened? Oh, the nerds say it

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when they're in the classroom. It's
like four point two second, don't Yeah?

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Four point two? Yeah, that's
right. It's like something like exactly

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four point two something like that.
Speaking of time, how long did mister

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Garrison stare at mister Mackie's penis?
Seven minutes? It was seven times?

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And numbers, this one isn't it
very much? So? Yeah, this

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one's not about numbers. This one's
about locations. Where does ms chokes on

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Dick come from? Oh, she's
from den Denver. Yeah, same as

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the kid who got slapped last week. I believe it was, even though

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he's Detroit. He is the preacher. Yeah, yeah, I've got more

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questions. By the way, I'm
out, I have one more yes,

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and it's also location related. The
Battlestar Galactic A two part episode is titled

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What's Something on Something? Yeah?
Now it's my notes, but I won't

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cheat. What is it? It
is Gonzo on ice Planet zero. I

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read it, call him like muppets
Gonzo. Yes, I love cheesypoofs.

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You love cheesypoofs. Weed didn't jeesypoofs
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We love cheesepoofs so so tasty.
Starting with Katie g Troit. Sorry,

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supporter of ours, our cheeseypoof number
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Park. We love her so much. Also, our man Andrews Serve with

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that Pruett who also has various podcasts
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on the forefing of Discant Network.
Oh my god, we're bringing more into

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the stall. Yes, we are, indeed, and he's our editor here

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at Going in a South Park as
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poos. We've got Jordan mol Man, Richie, Jonathan Rossi, Stephen Roberts,

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Gavin Lane. We are getting so
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a big breath. Yeah, couldn't
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What we'd love to do is make
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take two breaths so become cheesepoops.
Become a cheesepook. Yeah, Tom,

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on Sunday here in Australia and it
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And it turns out there's a dummy
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it, and they have canceled the
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are the people that we have to
blame. But this joke is too fun

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not to make. I'm gonna say
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Am I right, holling be working
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a mistake and they could fix it, but you know, we'll have to

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wait and see. We were told
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anymore, shit be hard, and
we rely, we rely on the sport

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of all you guys. So if
you can please support the show, it

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would be really appreciated, especially in
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Facebook, exactly right. But let's
get into our review of fourth Grade,

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shall we. Let's do it.
Let's do it. So. The odginal

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edit of fourth Grade was November ninth, two thousand and it was written by

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and directed by who do you think
I'm going to say, Trey Parker,

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but yeah no, Trey Parker.
Also Matt Stone and David R. Goodman

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helped write the episode Good on Him, Yes, good on him? Good

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It's gonna like a Goodman joke.
Didn't work. Not enough syllables. That's

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not everyone can come up with fuck
up a bit. They're just fun up

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killing it anyway. So how does
fourth grade kick off? Mister Davis,

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can you remember in your notes,
I just started with the fourth grade,

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So as the kids arriving at the
golf for the fourth grade, and it's

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very intimidated, Like how did you
used to get sort of like introduced to

404
00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:34.200
the new teacher? Because when I
was at school, which was nineties,

405
00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:37.480
the end of the year, I
thought the last second, last day or

406
00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:41.480
whatever, the new teacher would come
in and you would be told these kids

407
00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:42.680
are now in your class. You'd
go into the classroom, you'd spend like

408
00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:45.160
the rest of the afternoon with a
new teacher and your new classes. You're

409
00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:48.599
like, oh, but my friends
in the other class when you spend the

410
00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:52.519
whole summer going when you see room
anymore, yeah, I think it might

411
00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:56.519
have just been launched on us when
we when he came back. Yeah,

412
00:25:56.519 --> 00:26:00.680
that's brutal. It's been a long
time since I was cool, and certainly

413
00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:04.279
around this era, but I do
recall certainly in fifth grade, I was

414
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:07.759
like, oh, my mates are
in the class with this teacher. And

415
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.720
I've got a few mates in this
class, I guess, but still that

416
00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:12.079
seems like the place to be,
and I'm in the place not to be.

417
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:15.400
And then you realize, oh,
I just make new friends. That's

418
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.319
true. But when you're a kid, though, your friend is your friend

419
00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:21.839
for life very much. So yeah, yeah, so yeah, you find

420
00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:26.680
yourself sneaking over there at recess or
what this looks really cool? Look a

421
00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:29.319
look at all those cool finger paintings, expecting the best friends for life.

422
00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:33.680
So we get a phone call on
Friday saying from Elliott's one of the teachers

423
00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:36.680
saying, now, Alice said anything
wrong, there's no issue here. We

424
00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:40.079
just need to let you know that
we had a moment here at school today

425
00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.359
where Elliot was kissed on the lips
by another student. I was like,

426
00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.839
oh, really, okay, why
she goes well she wants him to be

427
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:49.880
her best friend forever, and I
was like, ah, okay, yeah,

428
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:52.960
and then she's up a bit.
But just because he was kissing the

429
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:53.680
lips, we just want let you
know in case he comes home and tells

430
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:56.279
you. We are aware of it, and we've said to her kissing in

431
00:26:56.279 --> 00:27:00.799
the lips probably not allowed. Just
you know, just I you want to

432
00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:03.839
tell you want to be your best
friend? Just ask them? Is like

433
00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:11.359
hot, Well, yes, Alliot
said his first kiss and he's watched three

434
00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:18.319
weeks into school little heartbreak legend.
Don't hard to get. I mean I

435
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:26.599
couldn't. It was a grade six
faces Like a minute, this mentoring has

436
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:30.759
gone all wrong. It was his
buddy. But yeah, So the kids

437
00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:33.319
who arrived at the fourth grade door
there, they're nervous as they would be,

438
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:36.799
and they think they're gonna be not
gonna beaten up by the fifth graders

439
00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:38.680
anymore. But they are, of
course because you know fourth graders and their

440
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.720
fifth grade, yes exactly, so
hierarchy. So they think they now have

441
00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:45.119
to beat up the third grade.
It's very much a thing in American shows

442
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:48.920
and movies where the older grade beats
up the younger grade. It was in

443
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.359
Hayanold as well. I remember you
neat obviously group Nickelodeon, and the fourth

444
00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:56.640
graders or their thickular whatever, they're
always the bullies. My version of this

445
00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:59.640
is the great movie Dazed and Confused. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

446
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:03.319
the end of end of the school
year, like right, well you

447
00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:07.720
go get to haze the younger kids's
look, why Yeah, it's almost like

448
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:11.440
it's the sacle of abuse. It's
almost the circle of abuses, supposed circle

449
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:14.640
of life. But they it's almost
like they plant the idea of sorority from

450
00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:18.079
a very young agent school in America. It's like it's always about the hazing.

451
00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.079
It's like why you should be open, arms, encouraged to help,

452
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:23.759
you happy to be surrounded by these
lovely new kids. I think it's very

453
00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:26.799
dark winning and it's very much survival
of the fittest. Like I mean,

454
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:29.960
the school yard is survival of the
fittest. Oh my god, it's an

455
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.359
absolute jungle. Yeah, so certainly, I think when it comes to colleges

456
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:37.720
and universities and fraternities and sororities and
things like that, I imagine it slong

457
00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:40.960
the lines of we're going to put
you through hell. But once that happens,

458
00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:42.799
we're bros for life. You know. It's like, hey, you

459
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:47.480
want a job at you know this
Fortune five hundred company. While we were

460
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:49.079
in the same frat, come on
board. Yeah, I've never been in

461
00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:52.839
a frat or anything like that.
If you ever you didn't go to college

462
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:55.599
year, we have college, we
have we have university. Yeah, we

463
00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:56.799
don't have really I don't think we
have frats around. I've never had anything

464
00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:00.039
about a frat house when I was
at university. Nah, it's a very

465
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:03.599
American thing. But our American friends. If you want, if you have

466
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:08.319
frat experiences, means share with South
at gmail dot com. But they decide

467
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:12.599
here they're going to insert themselves,
stand up, drop their pants and say

468
00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:15.400
kiss our ass. But I just
loved Butters just in the fruit bowl.

469
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:18.920
It's so innocent, but it's almost
like where did he what is it?

470
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:22.359
How does he know what a fruitball
is? True, it's almost like a

471
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:26.039
he's got Kenny elements. I feel
like Butters, don't you think like he

472
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:30.440
seems learned? But also not he's
a very innocent pervert. Yeah, so

473
00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:37.440
we're showing o's like I think the
ars will suffice. But but yeah,

474
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:40.160
I's got my notes here. I
was just getting flashbacks of Puppetuded the Penis

475
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:41.920
when he mentioned the fruit bowl.
I never saw Puppetude the Penis. Did

476
00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:44.839
you ever see it? I never
saw it live. No, No,

477
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:48.319
I've never seen it on TV or
anything. They always sensitive went had a

478
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:49.519
sheld on TV? Were they?
That's right? I mean it was an

479
00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:52.240
Australian thing. Was it was?
It go international? It went very into

480
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:56.000
that really, Okay. I think
we would go to you know, the

481
00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.279
Edinburgh Comedy Festival or the Edinburgh Fringe
Festival quite a bit. I'm not sure

482
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:02.400
it went to America, but it
was quite popular when overseas for a while.

483
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:04.160
These guys must have had massive wings, right to be able to do

484
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:07.440
tricks. I mean I could do
one trick. It's called scared Turtle.

485
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:11.279
I can do one trick. It's
called the buffalo bill. What is that?

486
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:15.599
It sounds the lamps? Oh ship, Yes, I'm thinking Bubbalo bill.

487
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:21.119
But Ice scream like, what the
fuck is the bubblo what? And

488
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:26.079
they're taking it the strange new places
more like me, I'm looking hot.

489
00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:33.759
That is a big, big hit
with the Lovely Luist. That is a

490
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:37.400
what was the other? Bad news
was Bad Bubby? What was it?

491
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:38.680
Oh? Bad Boy, Bad Boy
Bubby. That was a fuck up movie.

492
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:41.599
They came on like SBS and I
was a kid, I was like,

493
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.200
what am I watching? Yeah that's
really weird. Yeah that's a strange

494
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.880
movie. That's Australian, right it
is, Yeah, very very weird,

495
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:52.119
sort of the movies which hadn't That's
all he screwsy his mum right, yes,

496
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:56.680
yeah, let's move on to go
back to something wholesome like South Barck.

497
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.240
Yes, dropping their pants and giving
fruit balls. Everybody. We need

498
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.440
to stand up to this new teacher
and insert ourselves. Let's all do something

499
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:07.720
radical like what like how about right
at eight thirty five, we all jump

500
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:11.119
up on our desks, pull down
our pants, and shout, kiss my

501
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.599
ass all together? Yeah? Perfect? So then when we pull our pants

502
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:17.599
down, should we stand front lazer
back? Honey? Do we sure they

503
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:21.680
hid our wieners? I think showing
our asses will be quite sufficient. Butters,

504
00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:23.759
maybe we could stand like this with
our waiters poking through the back of

505
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:27.440
our legs, you know, give
a nice fruit bowl. Yeah, or

506
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.960
we could just show our asses.
Okay, So it's decided. When the

507
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:33.440
clock hits eight thirty five, we
all stand upon our desks, pulled down

508
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:36.839
our pants, and you'll kiss my
ass together. We are strong. Yeah,

509
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:38.440
Hey, Timmy might need some help
pulling his pants down. We got

510
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:42.799
you covered, Timmy. Oh love
that that's very sweet. I love that

511
00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:45.880
they're like, you know, it
also a nose, but they've got his

512
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:48.559
back. You know. Timmy's one
of the kids all the adults are like,

513
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:49.000
oh, you don't treat them differently, and the kid's like, no,

514
00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:52.119
fuck, it's just Timmy. It's
cool. He's one of the boys.

515
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:55.920
He's gonna be fruit bowling with the
wrist. But they are into the

516
00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:59.559
new room and it's it's weird.
How you know, when you're at school

517
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:01.720
and go into a classroom that's not
yours, you feel like, yeah,

518
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:05.480
the graveyard, It's like, I'm
not supposed to be in here. It's

519
00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:08.480
weird. I don't know this turf, this terrain. Yeah. How long

520
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:10.720
did it take you to get settled? It takes me at least a couple

521
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:14.640
of weeks, I reckon. I
couldn't get settled easily. Yeah, a

522
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:16.400
couple of weeks, maybe two weeks. What about a new house for you,

523
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:19.720
I mean, you haven't moved for
a long time, But that's true,

524
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:24.319
not that long. I find when
I go to a hotel or something,

525
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:27.799
I spent like an hour, just
like getting used to the place.

526
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.200
I know where the pool is,
I know where the gym is, there's

527
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:31.599
the cafe. We had our new
seat at the football this week. Oh

528
00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:34.799
yeah, and it's the first time
we've moved in years, right, go

529
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.200
cats? And I was just like, first, where's the toilet, where's

530
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:38.799
the canteen? I'm like cool,
I'm familiar with my surroundings. Now,

531
00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:45.599
I'm comfortable. I have seen that
at Coadinia Park, Akay Gmhbat, gm

532
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:49.039
HbA Stadium, current rest. Yes, we go through so many sponsors,

533
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.240
but I think smash Bill Burgers have
got like a oh yes, yeah,

534
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:55.960
so you can get a delightful burger
there. But also chinchin the restaurants got

535
00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:00.599
a little pop up there as well. Oh well you could feast them.

536
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:02.839
Yeah, if you've got on the
footage. I said, loads like if

537
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:06.599
the games of this calib we might
actually have to go rather than just sort

538
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:07.759
of, you know, sit on
the couch and enjoy a glass of wine,

539
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:12.559
don't actually go to the go down
to KP. I'm a good friend,

540
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:15.480
I say good friends. I've I
know the people that run smash Field

541
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:20.119
and I love the gentlemen. I
feel we should spons the pod up front

542
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.799
of the pot would be smashing these
smash Field Burgers on this podcast. We

543
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:24.759
would actually eat them on camera,
That's all we would do. I would

544
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:28.200
say smash for would you get smash
for? Like not tattooed on your head,

545
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.119
But would you wear a stick?
Let's let's not get ahead of it.

546
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:37.039
It's just a Burger brandan how much
money would you have to be paid

547
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.640
to get a tattoo on your neck
or your face for a business sponsorship?

548
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:43.720
Like Jen would it? Would it
be an option for you? It would

549
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:46.119
be six figures, six figures,
So that's that's a million, right,

550
00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:50.759
that's a million? Sorry, six
zeros is what I mean? So like

551
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:52.400
a billion, A million, a
million, Okay. I wouldn't do it

552
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:55.599
for anything less than one hundred million
dollars a tattoo on my face for life

553
00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:00.880
and particular if it's a brand.
Yeah, I McDonald's came to you said

554
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:04.200
we want to get mcnald's had it
on your forehead. How much McDonald's watching,

555
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:07.559
Yeah, McDonald's are you watching?
Where would it be? What would

556
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:10.000
it would it be? The Golden
Archers, I'd consider it for the right

557
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:14.159
amount of money. Macus is still
making money, hand over fist. Yeah,

558
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:16.280
you're gonna have to it's it's gonna
be. It's gonna have a lot

559
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:19.559
of zero. It's going to be
a big ass check. Let's make it

560
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.280
happen. Let's making it happen,
except let's not because those are like,

561
00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:30.000
you fucking idiot. Hmm, this
is that's a really interesting thought experiment though,

562
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:35.119
Yeah, we'll see, we'll come
back to it. Having said that,

563
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.920
smash Bill Delicious become a friend of
the pod really not that's good smashing

564
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:45.159
m that's good chicken sandwich. But
they're not a fan of the new room

565
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:47.800
foreign language, which is the cursive. And yeah, the new teacher arrives

566
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:52.480
and as Kenny says, he I
think tits are fucking huge, says and

567
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:54.400
a thirty five comes and Cartman is
the only one that stands up and says,

568
00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:57.320
kiss my ass. And I felt
sorry for him. I was like,

569
00:34:57.360 --> 00:35:00.519
oh you weak ares loses yeah weak, yeah, yeah, yeah that

570
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:04.079
she tells him or tells him to
write a thousand word essay and why did

571
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:06.119
you have to disrupt this class?
Why do you feel they need to have

572
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:08.119
to do that? And then after
the class kids will complain what a bitch

573
00:35:08.159 --> 00:35:12.360
and Tweaky hates the cursive and the
fractions. That's the thing. When you

574
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:14.719
start learning fractions, you know,
your innocence is guys, like, I've

575
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:20.000
actually learned genuine math. Shit.
Now yeah, it's like you're actually making

576
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:22.519
me use my brain to solve math
problems as opposed to sitting there on the

577
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:28.480
on the car. But going seventh
plus three is more simplest. Three is

578
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:31.039
dupe less. Do is for yeah, doing your timetables, and because that's

579
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:35.079
how I learned multiplication. You know
how we did it. My mum put

580
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.559
the times table like calendar thing.
I'm back of the toilet door, so

581
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:39.679
every time I went to the toilet, I'd just be looking at times tables

582
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:43.719
the whole time. So I know
I'm amazing with maths. After like twelve

583
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:47.480
times, yeah, anything after twelve
fucked beyond that, that's when you put

584
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:52.599
your pants. But I was really
good at maths as a kid, and

585
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:57.079
I find Allio he loves his footy. He's getting better at maths because he's

586
00:35:57.119 --> 00:36:01.039
working out the scores. Okay,
so three goal that's three sixers and four

587
00:36:01.079 --> 00:36:04.480
misses is four points and he's working
at the score and I'm like, this

588
00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:09.760
is actually teaching something very good.
Yeah, these chicken golls a kisses,

589
00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:15.280
he's getting passionate, my little man. What are the cats in the cradle

590
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:21.159
silver spoon? But I think they've
lost their innocence And this is what cartman

591
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:23.320
sings his third grade song and I
just love it nash Meadow Days of Teddy

592
00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:31.039
Bear Mass Remember how used to be
in the third Creek. We used to

593
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:36.960
laugh and play and cherish each day
in the third grade, we learned wondrous

594
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:42.079
things from our teacher's sons. Sitting
on marshmallow deaths with Teddy best maths.

595
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.920
The word seemed that ah makes sense, but that sense seems just manly thing.

596
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:52.800
After third the third when we used
to ride with crayons, we would

597
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:57.599
make sprinkley pictures with glitter and glue. We had warm cookies and hot full

598
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:00.679
of love, and it wasn't a
care in the well. For me,

599
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:08.400
for you is not a thing.
Just to go back, bring me to

600
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:19.639
your Yeah. I always love it
when they have it at the end,

601
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:25.599
emotion to sing any move, I
can't do it. Yes, there's one

602
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:32.760
part where Cartman says for you Yeah. But they said in the commentary Tray

603
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:37.920
and Matt that they just love how
Cartman never seems to be happy with where

604
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:39.519
he is. He always wants to
be somewhere else, and he's always a

605
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:44.000
song about it. But yeah Cartman
is the start of the show. And

606
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:46.320
Yeah, Tray singing in Cartman's voice
is always a winner in my opinion.

607
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:51.920
Yes, I just burst out crying. That was just the perfect button to

608
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.039
that song. Just that just sums
it up. You just they're sad.

609
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:57.320
They want to go back to the
greater suggest time travel. I mean that

610
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.159
logic fits are for kids in fourth
grade making time. It makes sense.

611
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:04.639
Why not? It is about the
time that I'm reminded of one of my

612
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:08.519
mottos in life. You can't rewrite
the past, so write the future.

613
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:12.480
There we go, there we get
that tatted on your forehead and wisdom.

614
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:16.440
But Kyle suggests the two nerds that
live next door to him. But he

615
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:20.760
says live next door, but one
of them clearly doesn't live there. Maybe

616
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:22.559
he says that hang out in the
basement next door. I don't know.

617
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:27.239
But these guys are based on the
people who work on the show, so

618
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:29.760
they sat it in the commentary.
Two geeks based on the two systems guys

619
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:32.360
Sean and JJ their names are,
they said the commentary. I'm sure they

620
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:36.679
love being immortalized in this fashion.
Yes, I mean, wouldn't you that's

621
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:37.840
true? I mean, yeah,
but they clearly love their star trek.

622
00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:43.199
Well. Having said that, I'm
now looking at the four finger discount banner.

623
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:47.079
Well that used to be on Facebook. Yes, yes, the caricature

624
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:55.119
of me being see Captain Beard and
Beanie You're Dad by the wharf. I'm

625
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:59.920
just envisioning u and being like season
two of The Wire down on the docks.

626
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:06.000
We used to make things in this
country. But the nerds here,

627
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:08.920
all of their science is based on
Star Trek theories, the Spock theory and

628
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:12.400
the command of data theory and things
like that. Yeah, just I was

629
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:14.480
ever read of Star Trek. I'm
going to get into it. We're gonna

630
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:15.559
be starting a pilot podcast soon and
one of the past is going to be

631
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:21.280
Star Trek. Is it going to
be the actual pilot or I'm gonna I

632
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:22.480
think we should do all of them. The one that always brings to mind

633
00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:27.000
for me is the card the next
Generation. That's the one. It seems

634
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:29.800
to be the most renowned. For
someone who's not a Star Trek fan,

635
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:34.440
we happy to call out. Yeah, big response was there. There was

636
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:36.719
a big risk over a hundred different
shows and me already been pitched to us

637
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:39.920
MO. Yeah, yeah, I
definitely think that the Next Generation should be

638
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:43.760
one of them, one hundred percent
one of the first ones. I think

639
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:45.679
we're gonna throw a polot. I
think we're gonna pick like four. We're

640
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:49.400
gonna carry down to four, maybe
one for me. Genre let the patients

641
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:52.960
decide what would be the pilot episode
of the pilot podcast. Oh my gosh,

642
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:54.199
what do you think that's a that's
a very good idea. Yes,

643
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:59.679
but yeah, so they're going to
be using Timmy's electric wheelchair to try and

644
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:02.199
create had this time machine and yeah, we eventually works, we find it.

645
00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:05.159
They don't think it's gonna work,
but they know they use it.

646
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:08.519
Mackie then tells Chef about Miss chokes
On Dix. Honkers. I've never heard

647
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:13.639
him called honkers before hooters. We
have definitely heard who not honkers. Honkers.

648
00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:15.199
It's I don't think it's a very
nice term. It doesn't make him

649
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:17.519
sound very nice. I mean they're
trying to say they're not nice here,

650
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.239
But yes, honkers, I mean
Hong Kong. I think I think that's

651
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:27.119
says that I've never done that.
I think i'll ever do that. Invaulted

652
00:40:27.159 --> 00:40:29.719
Nikola went Hong Kong. I think
I'll probably be sleeping on the front yard.

653
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:35.559
I imagine you'd be sleeping on the
front yard in another city, maybe

654
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:39.480
even another country. And when I
say a front yard, I mean like

655
00:40:39.639 --> 00:40:43.400
maybe six feet under. Yes,
exactly, Yes, I'll be under the

656
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:47.039
city. So chef Chef thinks,
who does that big? That's okay?

657
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:51.960
And then he sees them and oh
my, oh call the doctor. She

658
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:55.920
wants to talk to Garrison though piano, Oh, that that can't happen.

659
00:40:55.960 --> 00:41:00.039
No one seen him since the last
school year. You watched this. It

660
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:04.039
feels like a season premiere, doesn't
it, even though it's mid season.

661
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:07.679
It feels like, ah so has
a year transpired between the last episode and

662
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:12.239
this one? Just summer vacation some
of vok Yeah, okay, some vacations,

663
00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:14.639
but they don't really make that because
the third grade didn't end in the

664
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:16.360
last episode. Did It was just
the church and stuff, I believe.

665
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:22.199
So yeah, what I'm thinking is, I'm trying to recall if the fourth

666
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:27.719
grade episodes of Oh wait so probably
add in July twenty July two thousand.

667
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.519
This didn't aird to November two thousand, so I guess there was a break

668
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:34.000
there was they were on hiatus.
Yes, they were on hiatus, Okay,

669
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:37.039
but I'm trying to record there are
episodes of south Park that have new

670
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:39.880
opening credits, and that's very much. This is the first one. Yeah,

671
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:43.440
we didn't talk about the new credits. I didn't see the new credits,

672
00:41:43.519 --> 00:41:45.679
not not in the in the one
that I watched, because you parated.

673
00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:52.079
If you watch it on Paramount Plast
Friends of the Pod, you get

674
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:57.280
the golden it's not the updated.
Yeah. Yeah, it's three D characters

675
00:41:57.320 --> 00:42:00.159
and things like that and like clips
from movies, and yeah, it's much

676
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:02.000
more. Was the one that ends
with the guy going through the flames.

677
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:06.719
Yeah, and he's holding like a
Guny somersaults through like a pane of glass

678
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:09.880
or something. Yet Oh so you
missed that? Oh man, God,

679
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:13.480
Yeah, so we got the new
intro. So it was basically it felt

680
00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:15.280
fresh and felt new, and yeah, I think that it does. It

681
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:20.360
did feel like a new show,
don't you think it felt I don't think

682
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.960
it was quite as funny as episodes
we've had recently. I like to the

683
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.519
Garrison Store, but it felt it
felt like a reset episode as opposed to

684
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:29.960
episode full of jokes A playsetter.
Yes, yes, but still at the

685
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:31.079
end of us sort of went I'm
not too sure about miss jokes on Dick.

686
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:35.679
Hopefully she gets a funnier but yeah. So basically they're saying that you

687
00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:38.119
you never be able to find Garrison. He's he's hidden somewhere. And then

688
00:42:38.159 --> 00:42:40.639
we get Miss chokes On Dick,
her nipples hanging at the bottom of a

689
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:44.079
shirt, and I was like,
oh oh my. But they're now in

690
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:46.880
class and they explained they're going to
get Timmy. The Norse explained were gonna

691
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:50.400
get to set off ten feet that
way and needs a magnetic vibrations. She

692
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:52.639
created a wormhole. You're four point
two seconds to go in there and you'll

693
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:55.199
end up at the same spot,
but just a year ago an encampment.

694
00:42:55.239 --> 00:42:59.960
She enters a coming suck our buzz. Oh, he's a biggy game.

695
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:02.719
She asked for the homework. I
love when he's cocky. So he's like,

696
00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:10.079
haha charade, you are yeah again
and I love that. Gentlemen,

697
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.079
we didn't do our homework. Miss
makes me sick. We didn't feel like

698
00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:20.360
it. It's chokes On Dick and
you were all going to have to tention

699
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:23.599
haha, saraed you are teacher.
I'm afraid we have different plans, gentlemen.

700
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:29.719
Primary fusion initiated like your credit game
active ha, what are you doing.

701
00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:31.599
We're going back in TWN to the
third grade. Goodbye teacher. Perhaps

702
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:44.840
we just see you in another year. Sah, I ain't think it would

703
00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:46.760
work me. There's a lot of
parodies in this, so we had Star

704
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:50.480
Trek parodies, we had Star Wars
parties and the speed Speed in a wheel

705
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:52.840
chair. Yeah yeah. It took
me a while to get that. I

706
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:57.840
was like, ah, five miles. Yeah, plus the woman who winds

707
00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.880
up riding on the wheelchairs. You're
not quite Sandra Bullock, but I think

708
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:04.599
she made to be Santra Bully.
I didn't get that at all. It

709
00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:08.440
feels like she's got Sandra Bullock's haircut
from Speed. I know that's very specific,

710
00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:12.920
but she was never hitchhiking. She
didn't know. That's true. She

711
00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:15.679
shouldn't run Rubber Chi Mama and Cano's
face either, man. That's something that

712
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:22.519
Speed was lacking. Otherwise, five
Stars should watched Speed. I rewatched it

713
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.599
about three months ago. Loved it. It's out on four K. Might

714
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:28.679
get it on four K okay from
Disney plass he was watching four Candy.

715
00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:31.039
I could do it there or could
I own like physical media from saying it?

716
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:37.679
Maybe JB friend of the Pod get
that it again. I am all

717
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:43.079
that physical media these days, I've
noticed. Yeah, yeah, that's a

718
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:45.840
dying art. I mean to keep
it alive. Yes, indeed, because

719
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:49.440
well, you know, special fits. Maybe there are good companies out there

720
00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:52.480
that are giving you all the goodies
when they you know, provide you with

721
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.840
a not just the movie. Like
we did. Recently. We received a

722
00:44:55.960 --> 00:45:00.199
very nice package from our friends,
legitimate friends of the Pod, Umbrella Entertainment.

723
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:05.320
Do you get you got the Super
Mario ma brick It's over there somewhere,

724
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:09.119
it was here. It's this giant
brick box. It basically it's got

725
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:12.320
a book, it's got art,
it's got the four K, it's got

726
00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:14.639
a Blu ray, it's got a
slipcase. And I'm going to be getting

727
00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:16.320
the Masters of the Universe one coming
as well. It's basically Umbrella Entertainment are

728
00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:21.880
a distributed here in Australia that cult
films and go worldwide. Yeah yeah,

729
00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:23.199
but a lot of Australian films in
cult films. It never really got a

730
00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:27.679
physical release of the Vision Ninja Turtles
film got the release for Umbrella and yeah,

731
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:30.280
Ari comes on the fourthing of Discamp
Pod maybe this week, maybe next

732
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:31.960
week, we've we're recorded already,
have we released in due time? And

733
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:36.920
we review Home a Bad Man?
We do, Indeed, Zach and I

734
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:39.960
have to edit out all the parts
room going. It's ninety minutes of Can

735
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:44.880
I have a jappy? Yeah?
Guy being a real fawning simp. But

736
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:50.199
I received a really great of the
hitcher wonderful. It's too good to open

737
00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:52.639
one. I was like, I
don't want to open this yet. Yeah,

738
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:53.800
I just want to sort of put
it on the mantelpiece and stare out.

739
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:55.679
I want to put it up on
the mantel. Isn't it weird?

740
00:45:57.119 --> 00:45:59.840
Isn't it weird? Though? He
sometimes you get things it's like actually figures

741
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:02.719
and it's like it's got a window
box. I can see it. The

742
00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:06.719
box looks great. Yeah, I
just want to gaze upon this. I'm

743
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:07.519
too old to play with it.
I'm just want to. He even told

744
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:13.320
to play little behind You. Well
that's true. But I think now that

745
00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:15.360
I've got a kid like Nicholas.
My theory is because Ali goes but it's

746
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:16.800
a toy, and I'm like,
you know right, you know what,

747
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:20.880
mate, You're right. These are
just toys. Toys are made for playing,

748
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:23.960
yes, not for collecting. If
the toy story franchise has taught us

749
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:27.159
anything, it's that how do we
get to that? Though? Anyway,

750
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.119
Timmy's out driving down the street five
miles an hour. It's the speed parody.

751
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:31.599
You can't you can't leave, that's
correct, Yes, gets the hit

752
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:35.519
choker. Oh my god, you
just tell Trey Love's doing his voice and

753
00:46:35.559 --> 00:46:37.559
you've got less than twenty minutes now
until his battery got dice because basically,

754
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:42.280
if he goes below five miles an
hour or gets off the wheelchair, it'll

755
00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:51.559
explode. Oh, dear to Jesus, hang on leading well, being very

756
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:58.039
careful. That wheelchair is set to
explode. It's okay, just stay calm

757
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:06.840
and keep the speed above five.
Good. What's the wheelchair's battery power out?

758
00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:13.800
Less than twenty minutes? Oh no, what have we got? But

759
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:15.360
Victoria, now she told the brothers. Do you think there's two fold that

760
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:17.639
they're trying to work out here?
Can we tell her to put a bra

761
00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:21.960
on? Yes? But she doesn't. Demands to see Garrison and they explain

762
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:23.800
that you know, he was a
closet homosexual who hated gay people. And

763
00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:28.239
then he's accused of listening sex with
the young Boy, and then his novel

764
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:30.360
won the Gay Bullets a prize,
Yes, for best homoerotic novel since Huck

765
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:35.039
Weary Thin. And now he's gone
to live in the mountains and cold nights.

766
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:38.639
You can still here. I'm not
gay, yes, And they have

767
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:40.320
you looked for him? No,
we haven't looked for him. So she

768
00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:43.559
says, I'm going to go find
him, even if I have to climb

769
00:47:43.639 --> 00:47:45.559
up and up and up, and
they beg her to stop and don't want

770
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:49.360
to see no nips lips. Then
we get the news report of the Nerds

771
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:53.320
explaining what this device is, and
Timmy says words here he does, yes,

772
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:55.400
help me, help me, please, help me, please help me.

773
00:47:57.000 --> 00:47:59.639
When he says words, I'm like, oh, he's actually scared,

774
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:04.239
poor Timmy. But they argue over
the seventy two seventy three Star Trek episodes.

775
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:06.880
Yes, this is where it all
comes into the whole, the pilot,

776
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:08.760
so I looked it up right.
So the pilot episode was filmed.

777
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:15.679
It's called the Cage, and then
there was an episode where it was a

778
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:17.440
second episode which aired as the third
episode of the Yeries. So the film

779
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:22.719
two pilots, and they pitched it
as a pilot the film two episodes as

780
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:25.239
one hour pilot. It didn't get
was this with Shatner though Pike, Yeah,

781
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:28.880
played by another guy played by Jeffrey
Hunter, Yes, and didn't get

782
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:32.440
very well received. So they because
it didn't have that Shatner magic exactly.

783
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:37.480
But they use snippets from one of
the episodes, the cage. I believe

784
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.159
it was in in a later episode, which is the Menagerie episode. So

785
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:43.559
that's where it all comes into it. But apparently there was seventy nine episodes

786
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:45.639
of the original. I don't know
why they had seventy two to seventy three.

787
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.760
Maybe they just want to put their
own spin on it. Yeah,

788
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:51.960
but there was. There's eighty episodes, but some say seventy nine, some

789
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.440
say eighty, depending on how you
see the pilot episode. It's interest one

790
00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:57.760
of the discussions that will live on
forever. I think with star Trek Haunds

791
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:01.760
right as most things do. With
start, what's the most nerdiest argumental debate

792
00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:05.559
you've had with a with a fellow
movie nerd. Do you think, oh,

793
00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:07.119
you got to after about five minutes
and you going, what are we

794
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:10.760
doing? Why? Why is this
important to us? Might be about the

795
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:15.280
end of the thing? Okay,
where it's like, are they both things?

796
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:19.039
Are they both human? Is one
of them to think? You know

797
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:21.760
you can when he talks. You
know it's meant to be cool. But

798
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:24.599
you can't see his breath. That
means he's a thing. Why why are

799
00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:28.840
we doing this? I remember having
many debates about that the Matrix trilogy at

800
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:30.320
school because Matrix was huge when I
was in high school. And then we

801
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:32.599
spent the entire lunch time. We
get to the end and go, what

802
00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:35.840
are we doing? Why don't we
go outside and play? Why were we

803
00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:38.840
talking about the Matrix? But first
Bob was great, Oh absolutely, And

804
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:42.280
it was just it was just endless
conversations. You could be spawned from that

805
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:45.239
film. Is this real? Is
this the Matrix? This steak that I'm

806
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:47.559
eating? Really, why don't you
just stay in the Matrix and have a

807
00:49:47.639 --> 00:49:52.480
nice steak? Would you stay in
the Matrix? Yes? Yeah, wouldn't

808
00:49:52.519 --> 00:50:00.159
give out? Never, no no
questions asked? The pill you shove it

809
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:05.159
up your ass. Cipher is the
unsung hero of that of that movie.

810
00:50:05.320 --> 00:50:07.960
He's very relatable, very real until
he starts killing people. Well that's true.

811
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:10.679
He's desired to want to live in
the Matrix. That's the very relatable

812
00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:15.280
aspect of Otherwise, what are you
doing? You're eating like cold porridge on

813
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:17.599
a shitty ship, running away from
robots forever, running away from robots for

814
00:50:17.679 --> 00:50:23.880
the rest of your days, and
pining for Trinity aka carry on Moss and

815
00:50:24.159 --> 00:50:29.119
just not getting where then Kean comes
and cuts your lunch. They didn't make

816
00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:31.000
it very appealing to that the real
world in the Matrix You. No,

817
00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:36.239
they didn't know. Although the matrix
was made design and the second one is

818
00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:42.320
like cool primitive rave, but it's
almost like they the matrixs is real and

819
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:45.639
those who the robots created its movie
to go see much better than matrix O

820
00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:49.360
go looking for this place. I
imagine you have people who were like,

821
00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:53.400
oh, no, mobvious, we're
all for your freedom humanity campaign and all

822
00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:55.960
that kind of stuff. I might
get to go jacking the matrix for like

823
00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:01.079
half an hour, have some fun, have some fun. Yeah, that's

824
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:04.239
that's what I'd be doing. Oh, actually no, I will just be

825
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:07.960
there all the time. I do
remember. It combines my two favorite things.

826
00:51:07.400 --> 00:51:13.719
I've just a life of absolute sloth
and indolence in being a cell and

827
00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:19.000
but also zero responsibilities. Pretty much
it feels like you if you're in the

828
00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:21.320
real world, I'm just going to
go into measure. Just fuck up.

829
00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.360
Some people, fuck up, some
things just come back. Just watch the

830
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:29.760
watching insanity and so after I fucking
But the thing is, I still remember

831
00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.320
watching that movie when he goes he's
the one that was like a moment.

832
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:35.639
It felt very special to me when
I was like ten, Well, of

833
00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:40.840
course, but miss chokes on dick. She is climbing mountain with the cats

834
00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:44.679
now following her. Apparently the cat's
eventually suck on her teats at some point.

835
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:46.159
I know they want drink milk.
That's what they said in the commentary.

836
00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:50.400
But she finds Garrison, who's just
become a hermit, much like Yoda.

837
00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:53.599
But Yoder's not. He's not very
away. He's just a herbit,

838
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:57.840
isn't he? He is? And
this is pre Lord of the Rings as

839
00:51:57.840 --> 00:51:59.840
well, because I was sort of
like it was just yeah, yeah,

840
00:51:59.880 --> 00:52:01.360
the doing a bit of oh,
they're doing a bit of Golum excepted yeah,

841
00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:05.679
not Golum so but Golin would have
been described, would have been in

842
00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:07.239
the books. Absolutely, I don't
think this was a lot of it is

843
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:13.320
maybe no, I think it's just
a general hermit. Okay, I forgot

844
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:15.880
to mention that Timmy dactually travels three
time, actually sixs. I just love

845
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:20.679
the stunt signs are like, oh
shit, poor Timmy, Now where's he

846
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:22.639
going? Where is he? And
Kenny gets killed as well, which I

847
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:25.679
thought was horrifying. Oh scraping,
Yeah, like the sound of him just

848
00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:29.480
getting scraped on the ground, Like
that's a really bad way to go,

849
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:34.559
man, just not good. But
the kids then ask the nerds for another

850
00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:37.039
machine because they, you know,
they want to go back in time as

851
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:40.239
well, because this one worked.
And unfortunately Pizza faces taking all this stuff

852
00:52:40.239 --> 00:52:44.119
and he's gone back to his mum's
place because they're he there's a there's a

853
00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:46.000
mistake here. I will get to
it about the whole argument of the seventy

854
00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:49.559
two seventy three between the two that
they fucked up the continuity of what they're

855
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:52.760
saying here. But they think,
oh fucking now, Timmy's in the third

856
00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:53.880
grade, and he says to it, because he says to them, Giga

857
00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:57.039
Pizza face, if you can make
him admit that, I'm right, I'll

858
00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:00.599
make you another machine. Poor Timmy
though he's not in the third grade,

859
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:02.239
is isy He's been chased by triceotops. That's correct, Yes, at a

860
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:07.400
very very slow speed. This checks
on diggers. Now training, you're gonna

861
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:09.840
count the profane command with an idle
thread, you must have distinguished it with

862
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:15.480
a vogus. When they say suck
my balls, you say present, which

863
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:19.719
is pretty wise. It's the foundation
of jiu JITs. You can't show that

864
00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:22.599
you're fearing the kids in any way. You're gonna have the upper handed show

865
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:31.039
note just show men with me.
It's like I'm all took. Look,

866
00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:35.400
you can't counter a profane command with
an idle threat. You must extinguish it

867
00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:38.320
with a vulgar suggestion. When a
child says suck my balls, you say

868
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:45.000
present them. Ooh, now,
let's try it again, suck my balls,

869
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:52.000
present them. Good, very good. You're ready to move on to

870
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:57.159
the next level, But I warn
you we will now be diving deep into

871
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:00.320
your own sagging. These children know
what's scares, and so we too must

872
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:05.480
face those demons. I'm ready.
I'm not afraid. You will be,

873
00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:12.280
you will be, you will be. Then the kids arrive at Pizzaface's mum's

874
00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:14.760
house, and the kids said,
want you just a green to get over?

875
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:16.039
And we can have a time like
you guys could change side. You've

876
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:19.840
built a time machine. What is
your problem? You know? And I

877
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:22.199
guess this is kind of like a
jabb at Nerds to say these guys have

878
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.920
the ability to travel back in time, but the fact that they can't agree.

879
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:30.440
They hung up on this on these
triviality. Yes, but he says

880
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:34.239
here that he doesn't want to live
in a world of seventy two original Star

881
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:37.039
Trek episodes, right, I don't
think so. Yeah, he was the

882
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:39.880
one that was saying there's seventy two. He thinks there's seventy three. And

883
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:43.599
it's like, yeah, but you
said that before you said that, And

884
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:45.039
then he's like, I live it
a well with seventy two. I don't

885
00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:49.559
think so. And I'm like,
what I forget who said seventy two?

886
00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:52.639
Is it meant to be a jab
at them? Who not even know what

887
00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:54.440
that argument anymore? I think it's
just a mistake. I think it might

888
00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:59.960
just be a fuck up up.
Yes, And then but it's explained.

889
00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:02.039
Yeah. The funny thing is that
the manager was actually a part of the

890
00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:06.119
actually split it up, like Butters
actually know that ship is Butter's now the

891
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:07.840
new Kenny but he actually speak No, I don't think so. I think

892
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:12.360
so. No. I think they're
just adding another spice of the overall South

893
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:15.480
Park met Yeah, okay, but
they tell him to if you can go

894
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:16.639
back, you can ask to create
how many episodes they were? Well,

895
00:55:16.679 --> 00:55:20.840
shit, Jesus chrusty, right,
well played. Then Garrison introduces the Tree

896
00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:23.280
of Insight, which was that what
it's called, and start was I don't

897
00:55:23.280 --> 00:55:27.000
think it has the name, and
it's just that weird area with the cutting

898
00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:30.119
off the head of Vader and looks. That was the scariest part of the

899
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:31.000
movie for me when I was a
kid, I was like, what is

900
00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:35.239
this was pretty creepy. It's a
scary movie. Yeah for kids, sure,

901
00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:37.000
great movie. That's that's the best
Star Wars movie of all time.

902
00:55:37.079 --> 00:55:40.360
Right, It's hard to go past
the first one. The first one.

903
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:44.920
It's a pretty great fucking sequel.
I think if he wanted to put your

904
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:47.760
nerd critical hat on, you'd probably
go impare is actually a bit of made

905
00:55:47.880 --> 00:55:52.400
movie. But ye was the spark
that lights the fire. It's hard to

906
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:54.119
go past the first one, I
guess, yeah. But she goes in

907
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:58.320
and finds nothing. She's like,
I alone do have the strength to reach

908
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:00.880
the kids. No, she realized
doesn't need any help. Then Garrison goes

909
00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:05.159
you're looking for it and finds he's
gay. Sign it. You aren't real,

910
00:56:05.480 --> 00:56:07.960
you can't be. It is me, your darkest fear, your gay

911
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:13.000
self incarnate. What do you want? I want you to not fight me

912
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:16.679
anymore, to accept me once and
for all. Why don't you see all

913
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:21.320
these years, your pain, your
confusion, it comes from one place,

914
00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:24.559
your denial of who you are,
of who we are. But I'm not

915
00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:29.159
gay. Everyone just thinks I am. Oh, stop it. What about

916
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:31.519
the time you looked at Counselor Mackie's
painis in the men's locker room. I

917
00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:36.960
was just comparing size for seven minutes. Ah. And what about the time

918
00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:39.679
you masturbated to the men's one hundred
meters swimming relay at the Olympics. I

919
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:44.199
was beating off to the checks.
There were no checks. Oh damn,

920
00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:47.000
you spirit haunt me. No longer. Admit it. No, you have

921
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:50.920
to stop lying to yourself and get
it all right. All right, I

922
00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:59.199
admit it. I'm gay. I'm
gay. I'm gay. I am gay.

923
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:04.880
Hear that, everyone, I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay,

924
00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:09.760
And it feels good. Good on
them for you know, it's rather insightful

925
00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:14.559
stuff maybe that you wouldn't necessarily expect
from South Park. I do expect it

926
00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:17.920
now. Actually, people who think
South Park's just crude and crude humor,

927
00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:22.400
watch this kind of shit. It's
it's genuine. It's like people who are

928
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:24.559
in the closet, No, come
out, be yourself. You'll feel so

929
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:29.159
much better. It's a positive message, it really is. And the way

930
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:35.519
and you're right mean, South Park
does constantly provide affirmation and confirmation and that

931
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:37.679
kind of thing. But I think
a lot of people tend to go,

932
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:40.519
oh, South Bucks, that show
with the sweary kids, and that's so

933
00:57:40.639 --> 00:57:43.400
much more than that. And that's
the hook that gets you in the door.

934
00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:45.000
That's the that's the Carnie Barker going
yeah, come on in, and

935
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:47.320
then once you're in, it's like, oh wait a minute, life lessons

936
00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:51.079
and the kids. I didn't really
swear that much anymore. It's that that's

937
00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:52.760
what. Like I said, this
got you in the door. But now

938
00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:57.320
it's like genuine funny stories. But
but the serious character development here with mister

939
00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:00.320
mister Garrison, because these gays,
I said, you look at Mackey Penis

940
00:58:00.320 --> 00:58:01.239
is seven minutes, he jerked off
to the men's I think it's a hundred

941
00:58:01.239 --> 00:58:06.079
bed of freestyle team or whatever.
There were no chicks. Damn your spirit

942
00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:08.239
holt me no longer. And then
he yells I'm gay and he's happy and

943
00:58:08.280 --> 00:58:10.320
he owns it and I'm gay and
it feels good. I thought, what

944
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:13.760
a nice moment. I'm gay,
it feels good. Yeah, it'd be

945
00:58:13.880 --> 00:58:17.000
nice if you know, you had
kids who were maybe wondering about their sexuality

946
00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:22.039
or pondering where they fit into the
bigger pictures, like, yeah, I'm

947
00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:24.280
me and it feels good. Yep. This chokes on. Dick then arrives

948
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:29.519
and she walks in all there again
with their goggles on, with the with

949
00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:31.400
the nerds, the cats are there
with and the men of Device there with

950
00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:35.800
a microwave and a duck, and
the nerds then argue with the Battlestar Galactica

951
00:58:36.519 --> 00:58:37.639
two parter is it a is it
one episode? Or is it not?

952
00:58:38.199 --> 00:58:44.519
Then Cartman says, sack my balls, present them what that man, that's

953
00:58:44.559 --> 00:58:47.280
what. That's what. I love
that she followed up there with with mount

954
00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:55.639
It's like, oh mad, But
it's good that Cartman recognizes that always got

955
00:58:55.679 --> 00:59:00.679
an enemy, an enemy worth fighting, Yes, to share, a teacher

956
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:02.719
to share. But life isn't about
going back. And there's times in your

957
00:59:02.719 --> 00:59:05.920
life where we wish we could relive, but you know we've already lived them

958
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:07.519
perfectly. Why live them again?
A fun game is a game that gets

959
00:59:07.559 --> 00:59:10.079
harder as it goes on, and
so it is with life. I thought,

960
00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:15.920
yep, is really another nice positive
message throwing about it, throwing the

961
00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:20.159
matters thick and fast. Yes,
because regularly for me we look back and

962
00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:22.639
go, I'll be nice to be
able to do that again and feel that

963
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:24.199
feeling again. But I guess you
know it is the past. Let it

964
00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:27.719
be there, worry about where you
can control. That is the future.

965
00:59:28.320 --> 00:59:31.239
And I also get the feeling with
a very positive memory from your past.

966
00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:37.079
You have spent a lot of time
polishing it, so it probably wasn't even

967
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:38.719
quite as good as you made it
out to be. It was, Yeah,

968
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:42.760
it was probably about how and you're
putting it up to about how.

969
00:59:43.000 --> 00:59:45.639
Why do we have such a love
for nostalgia? And is it because we

970
00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:51.000
had when we were kids We had
no responsibilities and it was just easier.

971
00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:53.239
That's very much it. Yeah,
I think so, just go home from

972
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:55.800
school. What snacks am I going
to eat? What am I watching?

973
00:59:55.840 --> 00:59:59.719
What video game I'm playing? Noses
in the world. Yeah, it's like,

974
00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:00.880
Yes, today when I was trying
to get in touch with Facebook on

975
01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:05.400
live chat with him and it's like, I want to kick the football.

976
01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:07.079
I'm like, Elliott, I know
you're five and I love you to death,

977
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:09.519
but you need to unsay. This
is very important. But in his

978
01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:13.320
world, all he wanted to do
was kick the football. And I get

979
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.800
it. Oh yeah, absolutely.
At the same time, he doesn't pick

980
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:21.679
this up, it's not going to
be no football. You'll be kicking around

981
01:00:21.679 --> 01:00:24.280
on water a piece of paper exactly. They realized that the third grade wasn't

982
01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:28.119
so great. They all yell at
Cartman for it, and they continue on,

983
01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:30.920
and then Timmy arrives and he's he's
been to on the what was the

984
01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:35.880
plane that dropped the automy Bombay,
Yes he's got that. He's got a

985
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:42.159
pirate hat. Yes, he's he's
seen some ship. Hopefully it'll be nice

986
01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:44.320
if we get to see some of
the ship that he saw. I don't

987
01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:45.960
think it's going to happen, but
this was a nice little side gag anyway,

988
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:49.199
and a nice way to wrap up
the episode. Yeah, so Garrison

989
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:52.559
enters the the office and announces he's
gay. Gay is a gymnast on sure

990
01:00:52.639 --> 01:00:55.239
leave, they'll congratulating him. He's
like, he feels like you can start

991
01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:58.880
new now. He wants to be
the third teacher. I'm sorry, we

992
01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:00.199
don't hire gay people. And they
live and I was like, what was

993
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:02.519
what was with the last line?
Now, I'm sorry we don't hire gay

994
01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:08.239
people? Does he actually? I
imagine there were some discriminatory hiring practice.

995
01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:12.199
Are they just taking the piss when
they say though, No, I don't

996
01:01:12.199 --> 01:01:14.639
think they are. I think there
were some states in the US that would

997
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:19.199
discriminate against I mean just principal victory. In this episode, though, is

998
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:21.559
she saying to Garrison, I know
you're not get injured back because you're gay.

999
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:24.400
Is that Cannon saying oh no,
don't or she meant this? Is

1000
01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:27.320
she saying, I don't think.
I don't think they're taking the piss.

1001
01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:30.440
I think just like, oh,
look, it's wonderful that you've found yourself

1002
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:31.760
and you know you're confident who you
are. We're not going to hire you.

1003
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:34.800
It's because they had laughed at the
end. I wasn't sure what they

1004
01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:37.400
were going for they just left it. No, I think they Pane would

1005
01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:39.320
have gone, ah, No,
they're laughing. I think they're laughing at

1006
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:44.239
Garrison being so naive that, Okay, we're going to hire a gay teacher.

1007
01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:46.519
Don't think that's happening. Okay,
that's what I think. Any But

1008
01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:50.719
well, I know he just come
back in season six. Apparently comes back

1009
01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:54.599
in the Simpsons disit episode. Oh
okay, yeah, I'm looking forward to

1010
01:01:54.679 --> 01:01:58.760
that. Yes, I'm going to
missmissic Garrison. I am going to two

1011
01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:00.320
whole season. We're gonna have no
Garrison. I'm sure he'll be on the

1012
01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:04.079
show, but he won't be the
teacher anymore. Yeah, because I think

1013
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:07.519
Garrison's top two characters with me on
the show now, I think like Garrison

1014
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:12.039
is Garrison and Cartman. They're the
two funniest characters, right. I certainly

1015
01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:14.719
enjoyed miss Garrison. You're right when
you need standing Kyl and Ken, you

1016
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:17.480
need all those guys off. But
the story drivers, I think I just

1017
01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:21.800
enjoy whatever Garrison's on the TV.
I enjoy it. I think of my

1018
01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:23.800
favorite members of the podcast so far, Garrison and Cartman seem to be the

1019
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:28.239
main ones. True. Yeah,
oh, absolutely, yeah, but a

1020
01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:30.159
little bit about us I get back
to. I think it's like weight Gain

1021
01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:32.679
four thousand or beefcake, whatever it
is, when he's like, come on

1022
01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:40.519
you little bit. Anyway, So
that is our review of fourth Grade.

1023
01:02:42.280 --> 01:02:45.679
I enjoyed reviewing it more than I
did watching it. I think I think

1024
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:49.679
watching this I went, yeah,
exactly. I think I watched it and

1025
01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:51.800
went, I'm not sure his checks
on Dick yet. I think I was

1026
01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:54.119
sort of left going, we'll have
to wait and see it. Yeah.

1027
01:02:54.760 --> 01:03:00.239
Absolutely. I wonder though, if
you when you're making this episode, because

1028
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:01.679
there's been two seasons. As part
of the two seasons Transport before he comes

1029
01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:05.239
back, if you're making this episode, do you know course correct and go

1030
01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:08.679
ah fuck, Garrison's actually a lot
funnier chokes on Dick. But I guess

1031
01:03:08.800 --> 01:03:12.320
you've committed to it. Yeah,
we've got a vision. We've got to

1032
01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:15.519
stick to it. Yeah. Anyway, But that is, as I said

1033
01:03:15.559 --> 01:03:17.519
our review of fourth Grade. The
next episode of Going Down the South,

1034
01:03:17.599 --> 01:03:21.960
like, we shall be reviewing Trapper
Keeper, a Man from the Future once

1035
01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:25.159
Cartman's new trapper Keeper. Meanwhile,
mister Garrison's kindergarten class's kindergarten teacher ever we

1036
01:03:25.239 --> 01:03:30.360
go kindergarten class holds an election for
class president with confusing results in the voting.

1037
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:35.320
That sounds like fun. Well,
we'll talk about that next pas from

1038
01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:37.079
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1039
01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:39.719
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1048
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1051
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1052
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1053
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:24.159
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