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Its season four. Welcome to Bottle Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast,
hosted by a horny married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man
Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it.
Mut School Jova, no goda for you. I got grace in my head.
Yeah that's fair, because you know I've been spending all day just erupted.
Roland can't well good send it? What is the rocketed? What General
Rolson used to be so sexy? Yeah, before the scientology, he's had
a tough life. Well because your wife died. You were listening to this
and this blew my mind. This episode is starting off wild. I don't
care, but I'm gonna give a podcast recommendation. Oh don't do that,
just kidding. Um. People should go listen to like. They're a bit
intense there. They're definitely a specific taste. But last Podcast on the Left
did a series on David Muscavic and they real reveal some stuff in there.
That was pretty That blew my mind because yes, there's always that rumor that
John Travolta is gay, but apparently there's like evidence that has been found that
David Muscavich like blackmeiled John Travolta with the gay thing. Jesus, like you,
you may have not been paying attention, yeah, but but yeah,
it's pretty wild. So you know, my heart goes out to John Travolta.
I think he kind of got in. I feel like he accidentally got
into the wrong crowd and has kind of been paying for it. Scientology is
notoriously difficult and almost impossible to get out of the rest, and then they'll
ruin your life if edily. So I mean, if you're in the public
guy, I can only imagine how terrifying that is. So I do have
a little bit of empathy, and I think people and that he does.
He's not like Tom Cruise where he's running around, yeah, promoting it,
because I think also people forget how how genuinely easy it is to accidentally get
into a cult. I think, I agree, Oh, I agree,
And I am so susceptible, like I could easily like when I watched Swarm
without you, I apologize you watch I watched that one episode and I was
like, I was like, I give it props, but this ain't for
me. Well, you watched the episode Billie Eilish, which I thought was
actually that was a cult I thought, and it was, and I was
like, oh, I would easily be in that tomorrow. No, it's
true. It's so seductive. It's absolutely true. Now it's very it's very
easy for people to accidentally fall into it. But I moving along. Sorry,
this is gonna be a wild episode. I think it is that.
I'm so excited to talk about it and elaborate with you, but I also
want to move past, like the announcement of it. Like I want to,
I really want to talk about it, but I also don't want it
to be the main because I have main things I wanted sum So you and
I had a heart to heart conversation about the future of Bottle Deep Bitches and
what it means. You and I have had a really good time interviewing.
We decided, you know, after our rebrand. You know, for those
of you who are new and understanding or those of you who have been on
this ride with us, Season one was not guest based. Season two we
decided to make guest Base and we were kind of learning finding people wanting you
to talk about their sex lives. It went over decently well. Season three
happened. We decided to invest more time in finding guests, like more professionals,
and we have a lot of people reaching out to us. A lot
of the our guests from season three reached out to us. And now that
we're on season four, trucking along you and I had the realization that guest
Based is incredible, but it isn't where our inspiration. It's not for us.
So well, no, no, no, let me okay, fair
fair that was that was poor phrasing. It's not where the focus is.
Yes, So I think, in an effort of true of full transparency,
let's do it. Um Rihanna and I have struggled a little bit this season
of feeling inspired with the show filling all this stuff, and so we kind
of had a heart to heart today and kind of figuring out, like,
why are we struggling so much with doing this show? And I think that's
what we kind of deter you know, the original concept of the show,
and I think it still holds true an our idea for what we want the
show to be is we want to make the conversation about sex to be a
less taboo, to be more casual. You know, the the whole concept
of the show started because you were like, why can I not talk about
sex with my friends and talk about our sexual journeys with each other? And
so that was kind of the whole concept. And I think we talked about
you know, we've had a lot of great guests. This is not to
like discredit or anywhere, and we have some incredible guests that are going to
be on this season. Absolutely, we are not saying that guests are going
away, correct, but guests are now going to be a treaty. Guests
are now my thumb in your mouthay accident. Guests are going to be um
not the vocal. Yeah, the guests, the idea of being guest base
is going to take a bit more of a back seat because I do think
with the guests, with with the guests, we have kind of lost that
initial intention. Yeah, I mean I want to I do want to have
guests on where I can talk to them about their sex life. Correct,
Right, We've had We've had we talked about this today, like we've had
a lot of Anna's um. People loved it. People loved it because we've
had a lot of professional professionals and we've had a lot of like coaches,
sex and sex therapists and all this, and I think those are great interviews
and I think those are we've learned so much. I think we've learned so
much. Yeah, but I do think that that was that kind of separated
from what the show was trying to get, was trying to be UM so
so yeah, so the get where we talked about it, and I think
we think what how we can get back on track and really make it the
show we want to make is having the guests take a backseat a little bit
and then also being a little more selective. And I've loved all of our
guests, so yes, we will be a little more selective. I truly
want to have guests and it be the precursor that if you are going to
be a guest on this show, you will be prepared and ready to have
conversations about your sex life. I want that to be a precursor in a
confirm understanding, people that come on this show, we will talk about yourself's
life and in a boundary way, you know, I'm not here to get
anyone uncomfortable, but the people who agree to be on the show are ready
for that. They know that that's what that's what we're here to do is
two friends, two BFFs, two acquaintances to whoever's opening up about each other
and then coming to me with questions as much as I come to them with
questions and understanding things and giving advice to each other. So and to the
people that are like, Okay, another show update, I roll. You
have to remember, guys, the rebrand of Adam and I taking over the
ownership and the hosting ship of this show has not even been a year.
I know, being on season four makes it sound like we've been doing this
for so long. But our first episode with Esther, which shout out to
Esther, love Esther so much, that was Season two had more of that.
Season two was incredible, talking about each other's sexualizes and having that having
that friendship. I just think that as we grew on social media and we
grew in new notoriety, we had more professionals reaching out to us, you
know, because they want to, you know, talk about their business,
talk about what they offer. And I've appreciated We've learned so much from every
single guest. We've been so appreciative, and we're still going to have guests.
We just don't want that to be the focal point anymore, just to
get back contract and having a focus on us. So yeah, yeah,
I think, like you know, I think this show is what we want
this show to be, is more of the journey of our sexual experiences and
growth and other people. You know, when we do have guests, like
you said, we wanted to be about that sex life. We wanted to
be about their their specific journey. And you know, there's so many shows
out there in the sexual category that is professionals. Professionals. Hey, we're
having this person come on to talk about the psychology of sex and that's like
fantastic, And all of these coaches having their own show. Yeah, and
all these coaches have their own So there's so many professional, professional things out
there. And it's funny because we talked about this when we first started,
when we first did this rebrand, how you know, we specifically said,
there there's so many professional based shows out there. We don't want to do
that. I will never become a sexologist. I will never get a degree
in something I always want to educate myself and learn new things, but I
am not here to become an educator. Correct, That's not where my past
Our show kind of ended up turning into that a little more than we wanted.
So I think we're just kind of pulling back and getting back to what
the bones of the show is, and that is just like, let's just
talk about fucking, fucking, fucking let's just talk about our sex and our
journeys and other people's journeys, and our sex life has taken a backseat because
of that. Correct, Yeah, So I think so many of our solo
episodes, like a whole lot of ass and masks making love in Mexico when
we granted we're traveling in all those but our travel logs and us talking about
our sex life is those are our top episodes. People are invested in you
and I as people. I think we've created a really great foundation of people
wanting to learn who we are. And because we are now guest base and
we have lives and all these things are happening, our sex life has definitely
taken a backseat. And so you and I had a long conversation. You're
hearing it now. You whole. I'm saying it out loud so it holds
us accountable. It's not going to be the It's going to be a transition,
but it's not going to be the biggest one that I'm hoping for.
You know, off the bat. We're in the middle of season four,
right, so when we've already done so many interviews, you are going to
now see that Adam and I are making our sex life a priority and trying
new things a priority, b having a sex journey a priority. You and
I are gonna I'm gonna, I'm We're gonna go. I already have an
idea. I already have a fucking idea. You know how I gave you.
I don't think I talked about this, but on your birthday, I
wanted to give you um a high school experience because you didn't go on dates
in high school and that breaks me up inside because they're so fun. So
what I did was I took you to top notch Burger. We got a
drive in Burger that's the burger place that's also featured in Days and Confusing.
I go and we got a delicious burger at the drive through. It was
very good. It was really good. And then we went to Sonic to
get dessert, to get a blunder very queen dairy queen days. Yeah,
to get ice cream, because it's always you want to go get ice cream.
Sure, and be careful, fellows and women people, if you go
to a dairy queen, be careful in their sizing because they will get you
on that um. And then we went to a drive in movie. Why
I didn't give you a hand job, I don't know, but I want
to do that. I think you and I need to do those things you
didn't get to do. I want to give you a hand job in a
movie theater. Yeah, we'll be careful. Don't worry. We're gonna having
a whole episode about how we get arrested for like lud conduct um. But
like you have an experience those things. I want to give those things to
you. So we are making it a priority, not just not just for
the content of the show, but because our sex life is very important to
us. I think I've always been like it's important, and you're like okay,
but you've been very much like okay. It is very important to branch
out and try new things. We have a long life ahead with each other
that we need to do new things, try new things, and I want
that to be a big piece of this show. I want our audience.
I want you guys listening to know that we are trying new things and we're
gonna talk about it, and maybe that'll inspire you to try new things with
your partner, for our partners, or by yourself. So, yeah,
we did a lot. We already have like so many things jotted down and
segments and things we're gonna do. I told him, I want to get
to the point where we do get to go to the Mustang ranch and have
a professional threesome because that's important to us to have a threesome of the professional
that can lead us through it because we both have never had one. So
we're gonna get there. We're gonna try new things. I think we're gonna
have anal like it's gonna happen. We've been teasing that for years. Um,
so I'm very excited, and I think having the show holds as accountable
that we have to make sex a priority. And yeah, I hope you
guys love it. I hope you all are along for the ride. Um,
it's going to be a good time. I think it has taken having
all of those guests to learn how to better communicate to establish our needs.
We went through a really big we went through such a big relationship change last
year that has helped us learn how to communicate and communicate our needs. And
once you're learning to be more open minded, I'm learning to be more patient.
Like I just think I am ready. Yeah, I think I don't
it tell everything to get here. I don't regret no what the showed,
what we did with the show, I don't at all. I think,
like like you said, I think it took that to get here, and
I think I'm just excited for this, like new, this next evolution of
the show. And guys, yeah, it's like the shit's a learning process,
us figuring out like how what you know, what the show is going
to be in our journey. So yeah, I'm just and respectfully with you
guys that have of us having um I don't want to say large, but
we do have a really good size audience. We picked up speed very quickly,
Yeah, especially an indie podcasts. Yeah, terms, you know,
we went from oh my god, I'm so excited we have thirty listens in
a week to oh my god, I'm so excited. We have a few
hundred in a week, you know, like we have a rapid audience.
In less than a year, our growth has been tremendous and the amount of
people listening. So I feel like the pressure to get it right was a
little more there. I agree. I think like that we didn't have like
a year or two to figure it out. Our feet kind of got lifted
up from under us, I think a little bit. But like, thank
you so much for that audience. Yeah, no, absolutely, it's it's
it's a it's because we're in like the top five percent of indie podcasts.
Yeah, it's a great thing. It's a great thing to happen. But
it did. You're right. It put like this kind of pressure, and
especially with the change from season one to season two of like what are we
gonna do? How? What's what's? What's the system? Here? Is?
The biggest album wasn't until like album three or four. Absolutely, Matt's
biggest album wasn't until like albums three or four. Absolutely, not to say
like other bands are better, but Russia's big album was their first album.
Um yeah, so yeah, no, I think it's gonna be fun.
I joked, earlier that and this isn't gonna be the whole show. There's
gonna be all kinds of different stuff we do. Um, but I did
joke earlier that a part of this show is going to be like old school
vice. Maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm excited. I think
it's gonna be good. I think it's gonna like, I think it's gonna
be nice because we're obviously gonna like explore our sexual lives together and be able.
Like you said, hopefully people hear that and they get expired or my
favorite thing is people going, oh my god, I'm not the only one,
or you know, I'm not feeling so alone. And also I think
the show will help keep us accountable, to make sure we're constantly evolving evolving
interests. Yeah. Yeah, So with that being said, don't be free
to email us at Bottle the Talk at Gmail if there are things you want
us to try. Yeah, if you have suggestions, send them over.
There's a probably a good amount of them that we have not tried. Like
I we try and keep things spicy, but I think we're still like you
know, like level two on the spice level. Sure, if you have
suggestions something you've tried that. You're like, I didn't know. It's gonna
love this so much. Send us an email bottle talk at gmail dot com,
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But speaking of guests in session our experience, I wanted to talk a little
bit about it's kind of like a BTS behind the scenes situation of someone that
wanted to be a guest on our show that we it didn't work out.
Yeah, respectfully, So I'm not going to name names. Yeah, yeah,
it's not a bad thing. It just didn't work out. But yeah,
it's not like they were like fuck you. I think it just kind
of sizzled. Yeah, you and I were very nervous about it. It
just didn't happen. Yeah, we had someone reach out who has an entire
blog and dedicated career to being a professional cheater. Yeah. Yeah, and
naturally, so I was intrigued. You were nervous. This person literally is
married and cheats on their wife and has an entire blog dedicated on like how
to not get caught and the kind of rhyme and reason I kind of asked.
I was like, why do you want to be on this show?
Like we don't want to promote being unfaithful. Yeah, And it was like
they responded with, like, no, I just want to provide insight and
clarity, like sometimes cheating is necessary. And I wanted to go, Okay,
you can say to you to say, but my reasoning is I want
to go over some of those things that you and I had decent stations about
is there ever a good time to cheat? Absolutely? So this person you
had a conversation that I didn't have with them. Yeah, so they may
have said things to you. But but when I kind of looked at did
some research on this person, you know it, everything about this person did
not come off as like what you're about to talk about, like these necessary
times quote unquote. My whole thing with that was like and with cheating in
general, and this guy promoting that kind of thing, is that it is
not a victim list thing. It's kind of my whole thing. I think
a lot of this person's stuff almost tried to spread this idea that it's a
kick, right, like this is my kink and this is what gets me
off. The problem is I didn't take it that way. I did,
Okay, Um, the problem is, like, you know, if you're
gonna live have some kind of kinky sexual thing, you know, consent is
always the thing. And even if that person isn't physically involved, they are
involved and they are not giving someone is not giving consent to that kind of
thing. That's that was just all I wanted to say about that, and
something that you have their whole session. Yeah, something you had brought up
that really resignated with me, is how disgusting for their partner to find out
absolutely that not only is their partner cheating, but has an entire dedicated blog
and like a following on Twitter and a following a website a domain. Whether
this person was meaning to do this or not, at the end of the
day, this person and this person was not only you know, doing this
very this, this very hurtful thing to their partner, but also making their
partner a laughing stock on the internet. Yeah, you know what I mean,
it's very it's very tough to think about it is it is. Yeah,
no so, And I think that was with the interview that was kind
of our intention, was I know, I was, I was not going
to be rude, but very much kind of have this conversation and and hold
this person accountable, accountable and put their feet to the fire. Yeah.
Um, something they had brought up to me when they mentioned I also want
to say sorry real quick, I also want to say I'm still not one
hundred percent sure this person isn't complete fucking fool of shit and that they just
they go, they just went, what's something that can get attention, and
you hate that. You hate people. I hate people trying to be the
bad guy because they want to get attention. Yeah. Yeah, And so
I'm still not one hundred percent sure that this guy even has a wife or
was cheating on their wife. Yeah, and the whole thing wasn't made up
just so he can try to get some kind of following and a sure,
but something that they brought up to me about sometimes cheating is necessary, and
I asked for elaboration on that. They mentioned that they had a friend whose
wife has been ill for years, and I'm like, lad, doesn't sound
like a good thing to do to your dying partner, mind you, but
I was like, that is something worth talking about? Is I wanted to
bring that up to you of like, let's say I was in a coma.
What if I was in a coma for like years, sure, or
bedridden for years, like barely able to speak, or I was in a
coma, and you know, at what point is it? Well, if
do you think it'll ever be okay to have companionship? Because I do empathize
with that, sure, I do too. I totally get that because there
is like that kind of extreme, extreme situation and I don't know. That's
very it's very tough, and I you know, this probably isn't fun,
but I don't know if I can give a solid answer. Yeah, it's
one of It's one of those tough things where it's like, I don't know,
you don't know until you're in that situation. I just don't. I
think there's two pieces of that. There are people, and there's people on
a side that are like, Wow, if your spouse is dying or in
a coma or going through something terrible, like how fucking gross are you to
go and be unfaithful? Like, I do understand that there are people on
that end, and then I do understand the other meat. I'm a libra,
and I do understand the opposite of that of like, well, no,
like if it's been months or years, there's a point of that person's
not coming back, Like this person is not going to come out of this.
You know, there is going to be a point where companionships looked for.
You know, I do have empathy for that. Absolutely, you're gonna
laugh at this, but and I think I brought this up in the last
episode, but I've been rewatching scrubs recently. Yeah, that's gonna be a
big vocal point of your life for a while at least. But they there
it's very relevant. They had a whole thing where the main character, j
D, starts dating a woman whose husband has been in a coma for years,
and the husband dies, and then at their funeral they have sex to
make JD and this and this wife. Um, now that's done for comedy
purpose whatever. The debate of whether maybe just out of respect, she should
have waited, but they kind of talk, They kind of go back and
forth of like is she a bad person, is whatever, and they kind
of present it as like, well, my partner's been in a coma for
years. I've been I've already grieved. Just because they just now died,
I've been grieving for years, so I can see like it's a lot easier,
you know, in that instance of like, Okay, they're dead,
Like I've already done the grieving, I've already accepted this. Next day after
the funeral, like you know, I've been alone for years, I'm ready
to start dating. And I think on the outside that can look very harsh,
but I do think I think that's a very valid situation. So yeah,
but it's tough it's tough. It is tough when the persons still alive.
Yeah, I don't know how how because because I think you, I
think you. It's a very strong point of like, well I'm alone.
I've been alone for so many, so many, you know, so long.
Um, I don't know. It's very tough. It is. It's
a it's a it's not a black and white kind and that's just what I
want to and that's just what I want to get at. Yeah, is
especially specifically for you because you are very much like a writer or die.
If you cheat, you're dead to me, sure, because like you and
I have had that conversation where I've asked you, you know, if I
ever cheated with is that something we could get over? And you're like no,
Yeah, So you've always been a very black and white person when it
comes to that subject. So, and I think a lot of people are.
So I don't know. Sometimes I just like to play Devil's advocate of
Sure, it's not always that easy or that's simple. Absolutely, No,
I mean there are definitely, you know, there's always exceptions to the rule
whatever that is. Um. So No, I do think that there are
very complicated situations. Yeah, with that kind of thing. And speaking of
cheating, I saw a video recently and I wanted to get your thoughts on
it, and it was about cheating and it was a woman saying like,
I don't want to I wish I saved the video. I saw it on
the internets and they were saying that porn is one thing. If you're a
porn cub masturbating, doing your thing whatever. As soon as you describe subscribe
to a woman's only fans, that is cheating, okay. And their reasoning
behind that is you're not just watching a masturbate or doing what you want to
do, and looking at this person, you are now supporting their livelihood.
You were now paying their bills. And I was like, that is so
fucked. I was very I'm very black and white on this. I was
really pissed off because I'm like, well, no, what's the difference between
that and a strip club? And maybe they're like, I don't support strip
clubs either, but no, I'm like, well no, if anything,
if I am going to masturbate to this person, at least let me support
their work. Like either way, either way, they're putting themselves out there.
This is clearly their job why am I like, why are we going
to take a dig at this sex worker? Yeah? For some like okay,
like you're fine with them masturbating. They're doing that either way, whether
they're subscribed or not. Like, why are we going to punish your partner
and say that they're fucking cheating? Because I think part of it that they
mentioned was on only fans you can like DM the person yes, So I
think that was brought up is like, well, now you want to talk
to them, you want to subscribe, you want to look at exclusive things,
like I feel very torn about it. I don't feel very torn about
it. I don't know how do you feel about this? I think for
the most part, I agree with you. You know, I think,
yeah, if you're going to especially an only fans kind of thing, where
you know, the only way they make money is by people, I don't
know how it works if people subscribe or I don't know, if it's like
a twitch thing, I don't it's like a monthly membership. Okay, So
that's the only way they make money. So if you're going to watch this
person, you should support that because we support sex work on the show absolutely.
And I don't know if I would say, whether it's you know a
lot of that kind of bonus to pay these people, is getting a more
personal experience? Just pay you pay to like DM DM correct. I don't
know if I would say that subscribing and having that more person dming or whatever
that looks like would be cheating. But I can also see how that could
make someone uncomfortable that their partner is doing that. You know, I look
at dming and sexting and stuff almost as a form of masturbation. I don't
think we've ever really spoken about this, but like, I think it's because
by the tend this comes out potentially maybe not. We have had an interview
with a m a phone sex operator, and I don't think that's cheating.
So here's to me, I'm like, well, what's the difference between calling
and paying or dming and paying. Here's the difference. And it sounds like
here's the difference, okay, and that the difference to you? The difference,
well is that it depends to me, Nick. Granted, I don't
think I would consider that cheating. Once again, I don't think any of
this. I think if anyone messages and is like you want to meet up,
like obviously that's not great. But but no, I don't think.
I don't think in any regards, I don't think someone calling a sex line
or dming an only fans person is cheating. Um. But I think the
other partner has a right to be upset if this was not done with the
partner's knowledge. I think that's the big difference. Like it, like you
know, you in the episode something, people will hear the interview with this
person you talk about like wanting me. We're saying this person because I don't
think we know if it's going to be out or not. But it might
be out already, it might not. Yeah, yeah, we don't know
the order the order here. You know, you talked about me calling a
sex line. But that's like the conversation we've had of hey me, Rihanna
wants you Adam to do this or you know whatever. That looks like.
I think if it's done without the other person's knowledge, I can see where
that person might get upset. Sure, sure, having that more personal and
personal back and forth. I'm not saying it's cheating. I'm not saying it's
right or wrong. I'm saying I understand where someone could be upset by that.
Sure, sure, Sure, Sure, I don't know. I'm just
kind of like, to me, that's the equivalent of like, you into
a strip club and didn't tell me. I still don't consider that cheating,
Absolutely, that's what I'm saying. But other but you may not be upset,
but other people might. That might make them upset. And I don't
think they're wrong for that, for being upset by that. That's that's conversations,
and that's understanding of what are my dies? It always boiled down a
communication, I think it does. It always was, and like understanding what
are the boundaries that I have to be with it? Yeah, And if
this person's boundary is that they want to know if I'm going to go to
a strip club and I cross that, then I am in the wrong.
Sure for sure? Yeah, So yeah, that's it is. I think
as long as like, and you know, in this case, if you
don't know what that boundary is, then you should probably figure that out before
you cross it without knowing. Sure, Yeah, that's fair. And if
you think you may be crossing a boundary, have that conversation before you do
it. Sure, But I think that that is all that is all fair.
But I do think we have are on the same consensus though, that
subscribing to someone's only fans it's not cheating. I would agree with that.
Yeah, that was really insecure. I don't like that. That's also that's
like, well, okay, so you're If you don't agree that, then
you're a person. I think sex work isn't real work. That's not something
I stand behind. I don't think it would be a respectful thing to think.
I agree that that is, And I don't know if this person may
have just been hurt and lashing out. You're so empathetic to I try.
I try to understand where people come from. I always have um in actual
conversations when I'm out driving around and acting with people. Help thou Yeah,
okay, that should stop being a fucking dumbass. You're so cute. Well
okay, then, you know, before we wrap up here, do you
want to do a fifteen more minute? Do you want to do a confessional?
Yeah? Yeah, okay, look at that. Oh well no,
it's just the thing before we wrap out. I'm like, rep, I'm
like, it's solid fifteen minutes. We have another segment before we do Okay,
Yes, I would love to listen to a sex confession, so okay,
and I got one ready okay. So yeah, so we're gonna listen
to another confessional. If you yourself want to leave some kind of confession,
advice, fantasy, fun story, fun story, you can do that as
well. You can call us. We'll read it. It's completely anonymous,
as anonymous as you want it to be, and we'll read on the show
and talk about it and you can call us at five one two nine one
zero five seven nine six Love that. Um so yeah, so we're gonna
all and and for anyone who hasn't heard us, do these these are all
heard, unheard, unheard, we're hearing them unheard. Hi. So,
when I was eighteen and I was new to the sex world, how we
had like a year and a half at this point. My boyfriend at the
time, I thought he was really really good at that, but he wasn't
because who actually is from their eighteen And I didn't have the heart to tell
him that he was really bad because after like we would have the sex,
something would come and I wouldn't, but I'd let him think that I did.
He would do like all these karate tops like he was Bruce Lee because
he was so proud himself. You know, it's actually really funny to watch.
But I had to do something like I couldn't just sit there and like
keep having this really not great sex, Like I had to have tick something
out of it. But I didn't want him to know that I wasn't enjoying
it, and so I would like, gosh, this is so embarrassing,
and I would basically I would play like mental games of Solitaire while we were
having sex, and I would contugate Spanish firms so like I was every pump,
Like let's say the verb was sad, which is to be with every
pump. I'd be like, just soy do edis or no. See,
clearly I wasn't having to get sex. I can't remember it anymore. I
would basically conjugate verbs, um. So i'd be like estoy edris, yes,
it was horrible, um. And I would act this mass functions um,
like why equals m expati, lope halian is right over run and all
these things. It was so bad um. And then he would get down
and I'd be like, oh was this great? So good? If he
would do all his karate tops who kicks and it was awful. So basically
if there's anyone listening to this and they're having a really bad sex, when
time to figure out, like how to get through it. Just conjugate some
verbs and the language that you're studying, or go were some mass equations.
It works, It really works. I have so many thoughts. I won't
do you this terrible advice. If you true, I was gonna be like
I thought you be like, so, if you're having bad sex, just
communicate and tell them I thought so too. Yeah, coping skills, she
wasn't coming. No, I get as an eighteen year old or yeah,
round that, I get where she does not have the tools to appropriately deal
with that situation. Um, but yeah, she didn't help herself. She's
out there doing dual lingo in her head. Yeah, how funny. I
also, nothing has been sounded more like the idea of an eighteen year old
guy than getting done with sex and doing karate chops. What the fuck is
it? If you're doing karate chops you're too young for sex? For one,
Yeah, that's very interesting. I really want to see what that's like.
That's very Yeah. Yeah, imagice is fully naked. Imagine I'm gonna
stand up for this, Okay, stand up. This is a visual eight
people imagine, hold on, are you take dick out live in this studio.
Adam's got his orders on and he's uh, he's pandless. We just
have sex. Oh my god, hold on, I just want to describe
how lot of people understand what we're looking at. This looks like a grown
man taking a weird p at a urinal. His underpants and pants are at
his knees. He's holding his shirt up by like his chin. I'm trying
to Yeah, I'm trying to get the full fairness. So you're like,
so you're like middle naked, middle naked. Okay, here I go.
I'm watching the wit swing okay, and see that's what i'd be like.
You're so cute. Um, what a vibe Adam's feeling. It's nice.
He's got his all, he's got his whole peep out. Oh boy,
Um, interesting story. I wouldn't know other people think of during sex when
it's not going well. Yeah, what do you think about during sex when
it's not well? I've never had bad sex with you, baby, Just
be real with me. Usually it's just a full on panic attack because if
we've ever had sex and I'm not like feeling or vibing with It's usually in
my head, no matter what, it's my fault. I can usually tell
when you're not enjoying yourself during sex and I am like yeah, and I
freak out, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't hide
my um no, you don't hide ship's very well. Try well. When
I have bad sex with you, I think when I'm just kidding, No,
I think I just naturally wander during sex sometimes, yeah, every once
in a while, and it's usually about like what all I have to do?
But yeah, you have generally, yeah you have. You just in
life, you have a really hard time. I'm plugging. I'm plugging.
Yeah. I always have a lengthy list of two dos, whether it's for
work or the house or life. And it's just hamster cage in a wheel,
hamster wheel in a cage in my head at all times. That is
my brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't let that hamster get
off the fucking wheel, and that that hamsters hanging on by a thread.
I'll tell you what. But never have I've done mental solitaire, And that
makes me think about how much I enjoyed solitaire. She played solitaire? How
how do you play Solitaire in your head? Can you ever use your imagination?
Yeah? Yeah, I recommend it. You know what's really impressed that
would be a play Solitaire with actual cards. I'm like, how like,
I don't understand solitaire enough to understand how to play with physical cards just on
the computer. I love it on the computer. It's the same thing.
I don't know how. I don't know. I don't know how to set
up go. So if you play Solitaire manually, you're a god. Did
you get you a little Solitaire app on your phone? Oh? I don't
know if I could. I don't do a lot of games on my phone.
I should play words. You play something I do like it. It's
not wordle, but it is like it's called wordscape. I do like doing
that sometimes, um or Yeah. They give me all the letters to have
to make as many words as them as possible. But I also get mad
at that game because I'll think of a word and it's a word, and
I'll just be like, bonus word, not the one in the across sticks,
So it doesn't count. Why would that no account? Yeah, it's
not. It's not like truly make as many words as you can with the
letters. It's like you're looking for specific Yeah, and that makes me mad
inside it really do. This is why I stick to mind sweep. I
used to have so much fun playing games on my iPod anyway, that was
a good time. The thing beats like that middle two thousands getting your first
iPod touch. Yeah, when everyone had the lighter app for no fucking reason.
Oh absolutely, the bubble wrap thing where you just pop bubble wrap on
your phone. The big one was the guy the gun. Yeah. I
constly think that we should download that so someone breaks in, we can just
make that sound. Oh sure, so they think that we're fully loaded.
Well, I've said this before. I've always thought, like or Sandra Bullock,
part two of Miss Geniality, Armed in Fabulous, I thought we should
buy like a shotgun, but no, bullet's just have a shotgun to cock
it, to cock it because I tell you what you like, that's a
that's an intense weapon, and it's a loud weapon. You ever shot or
heard a shotgun cock in real life? No, I don't want to.
It's allowed, and that'll I'd get the fuck out if I broke into something
and heard that. Well, Well, to tell the story another time about
your friend who was robbed at knife point and they were like trying to steal
his phone and he was like, don't take my phone and need it for
work, and they're like, oh okay, they put his phone back down
and he was just butt naked getting robbed. I don't know this story.
I don't remember this story. Oh yes, they broke into his Yeah,
they broke into his apartment. Yeah we yeah, yeah, I don't remember
the specifics of it. But yeah, essentially, to be fair with that
whole crazy ordeal, is it sounded like one person really wanted to rob in
the other one guy was at the wrong place at the wrong time. He
got dragged it or something. Yeah, so don't be afraid to negotiate your
robberies. Yeah, I mean we're taking taste. No, Yeah, Adam,
is there anything he wanted to add before we wrap up this incredible eye
opening episode of Bottle de Bitches. I don't think so. I'm just very
excited for this new journey in this new life. I don't know. I
don't want to say new show, because it's more just a slight alteration and
a new journeys, a new journey chapter. Yeah, sex is ever changing
and so is this show? Yeah, so, don't be a free to
write us in or give us a call. We've already love into your ballots
as you're voting. Put us in the ridings and it'll be in the show
description as well. If you haven't put that in there, you need to
phone number. Yeah, um, the Adams to do list. Um.
But we want to hear from you things that we should try. I definitely
won't think we should do a whole segment on some public sex. Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah. It took me. I don't know why my brand
didn't want to register what you meant by that, but it's a very You
figured it out eventually. But we have so much to learn and so much
to do, and I can't wait to hear from you all. Stay horny,
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