Have you heard. It's a brand new dance and it's called the Bird testing
one two testing what. I don't know, Um, who are gonna be
in it? Because I know Janet is here tonight, so a lot of
our main commenters, they're probably not gonna be here. Yeah, but it's
okay. Your audience can't afford tickets. The tickets, Like I said,
I'm joking looking pulling me on stage and ground on me, y'all see them
Jane concerts. She's still doing that. Probably can't remember she had tied that
dude to that thing. Yeah, Nigga's still getting an erection from the muppet.
Baby pulled you on stage. We look like we're in witness protection because
we do. Yeah, yeah, because because on the end looked like point
to the doll and show me where he touched you. This looked like some
mystery. Hey, like we're supposed to have it voice you're right through let
our store. I saw very black. You got us in here? Look
like we for the snitch me. You know, as dark as it is,
I can still see one lip gloss on the screen. I'm I'll shrug
it out. I'm gonna slap me right, What is wrong? With you.
Yeah. So uh if this is your first time joining us, so
like the properly introduced myself, I'm a hosting favorite hotivational speaker, Mimi see
me some one hundred or not, the baddest bitch on the pot. I
am joined by I am joined by my co host. We got the new
mister Critches aka my lip Glosses popping the narcissist podcast in the building, give
yourself all the day that is the worst on production. We got the classic
man, mister tone deaf heat. Look he is in here doing some big
things. He didn't acquired another part to the studio niggas upgrade and the equipment
of ship. I mean got brand new microphones. Look shit, fancy y'all
think when my suit's made out of We got mister essential mind just in the
building. Uh. Serrida could not join us. She is actually taking horse
back riding lessons at the moment. But Fred not but but all right,
right, too much damn there. We got fret not. We got my
girl Kayles Taylor joining us. She is here all the way from Texas.
Yeah, because it too damn hot down there. She made complaining, Baby,
it's cool you when niggas moves out, they add real brand new.
Oh my god, his sixty degrees. It is fucking up here. It's
my triple factor, right, Oh my god. But you know, to
us, sixty degree niggas break we break out the grills at sucking forty five
if it's sunny, really, if it's sunny and forty five niggas, niggas
is body all kind of ship. It's forty niggas at Lincoln Park Park.
I've been packaging that burgers all. Let me get six of them, baking
chatters, two mushrooms. You make them? No, they we like,
I mean, we make them, and you ain't never had a baking that
I had it down there, but it is. It is a miracle that
I actually I made it in here unscathed. You want to go ahead and
pull up that video tone Yeah so yesterday, yeah, yeah, um,
yesterday I decided, you know, it was Rabbie's birthday on the twenty fourth,
So they finished show the video and you faced Dan drunk because I saw
brod you post that on this story and I meant the gun man, I
was like, is it a lot? I'm like, that's where I got.
Oh you couldn't tell. I screen recorded that. Yeah, I took
that story. He was he was good. Yeah. So um so we
went to Burrita point out. Now I'm thinking that it was just her there,
so you know, I'm going I would said I was gonna buy her
a couple of drinks, you know, for a birth day. That was
your first one stay. Yeah, But when I got there, it was
her sitting at the table when she was talking to Drag. But then she,
like, all of a sudden, everybody else started walking. I'm like,
broke the fuck. You didn't you act like you didn't know what this
was. I didn't. It was Ravvy and it was Ravvy's birthday. How
did you not know that that wasn't gonna turn into a thing? Because I
figured they had kicked it with a lot. I kicked it with them on
sink de Maya. They will start at seven am and go until there.
It's gonna turn into it Like I was there before four o'clock. Okay,
And this this is how it ended. Because I told Rabbit to order my
food before I haven't got there. She did not order my wings as instructed.
So by the time I finally got a plate of food, order and
tried to consume it. This is how it went. She just sucking on
the fork. What is wrong with her? And then that nigga? Yeah
okay, now that's one thought that the edibles that he took was three hundred
milligrams. It was three thousand, So both of us was just animal.
No, I didn't, he did, and he took He took a big
old at him. I thought he googa about back running back. That changes
the whole context because I was like this, you really do got the fork
in your mouth? Sleep I'm a sleepy race mannequin. Alright, is so
much work here? He was stuck. Yeah, so uh gotta be still
hard today. So he definitely regular smoker. So yo tac levels is like,
why are they with three gs? Where thems in it? It's my
question. It's a team effort. It sound like I feel like a corner
of that ship. Go fuck you up the whole thing. Because it was
the like the you know, he had a nice little strip. She was
like, you ate all that? He was like, yeah, you know
when you look at you, you ate all that. Like when you buy
from and you think it's a normal size bag of chip, but you turn
on the back and you see service size four. What don't we just talk
about Kayla. We just talked about that because me and Kayla we went we
went to doors Yea for dinner, and yeah, it's good. She said
myself, I don't know about the duck, and now her ass little I
hate duck like it was it was duck tastes like duck. It was no,
it's super greasy. It's greasy, but ye well yeah super no,
it was so it was so good. It was so good. It was
a duck. Carbonara who was telling me that he used the fris French fries
and duck fat how I was like, yeah, I might need to do
I didn't know ducks was that fat and greasy. Sh was fat me greasy.
I tried it like it was exquisite. I was like, this taste
like outside they caught it in the backyard. How you feel about ducks.
How I feel about lamb chops. You have to really know how to cook
lamb chops. Actually felt the same way because that put them in the same
category. Yeah, like you really have the season. You have to know
what you're doing with or it's gonna take taste. Real gaming, what's that
what's that that gives you all to meet that restaurant roo. Yeah, that
brought me. I was like, I don't like the lamb as much as
I wanted to try to like it. It tastes like some gamey ass like
like deer meat some ship. Yeah, like this is the song and nikes
on. Some people started singing and not knowing what it was, sir,
not one surely was her. It was something racism, something white. It
was with no but um, So that's how my day went yesterday because I
was like that and as you see, the sun was still out, so
it wasn't even nighttime yet and I was sucking out of my eight o'clock and
sleep. Look finished the story, actually finished the story. So um,
okay, So my mom had like she came back up to Bruto and pick
me up and Kenn had to put me in the truck, I believe.
So she was like, um, you know you had to come to the
house and care out. So he drove to the house and he carried me
and like you know how like when a toddler, not like a baby baby,
but like a toddler when they fall asleep, no notch in your head,
but like they like then you like hold him like dude. He carried
me like a big ass, my mama. Really she left me sleep in
the car for reality out there. I was knocked out. That's the safest
place for it was still daytime. Is that where that start came from?
When I said I woke up like Bernie mac Kel was like going home?
Yes, I was that. Yes. When I looked at my phoney five
and I was like, where are you here? She come one forty five?
Hey, uh, I said, I said, I was dying sun
was. I'm like, where is she? She wrote me at eight forty
five times something? Well, we were supposed to go to dinner? Where
the fuck are we going in Milwaukee at eight forty five for dinner? In
places closed? We could do take out somewhere. My little Brady Street one's
going out to dinner there. She just figured out about my Brady Street.
I was like, this doesn't feel like She was like I've never been passing
Timela, please can I? But yes, you know up up until too
okay. So I woke up like scrambling, like I said, I woke
up just like Bernie Bank and sold me. And after uh, Sam Jackson
knocked him out. I was like, God, damn, the fuck happened?
Man? That was me. They start answering on her tail. Yeah,
but me. Have you know that somebody disappear and you'd be in your
mind, you'd be like, oh my god, what happens to him?
When MEMI disappear? She's sleep In fact, there is no she she's sleeping.
We had a whole she not bass stout five. I mean it was
a jump. I was high in the video game room. No, I
wasn't knockalyps something. Let me tell you something. I wasn't sleep in the
video game room. They carried the couch with me on it into the video
game room. I didn't stop there. They lifted. We was doing stuff
in them. You were killing the vibe. She had three hundred three thou
wast Yeah. We really be like fucked up sometimes. Man. I definitely
died in the barroom at five. While yes, that's probably why were not
at five, While that's not why. I know we all know why.
Hey, we ain't. I ain't gonna get on her hopping out of the
truck, uh with the sun dress showing the biscuits. I ain't gonna like
what biscuits little but she had little biscuits. I was like, okay,
me me used with the sun dress on the Sundays out cheeks on British girls.
Yeah. I was in the parking lot and I was starting the street
because whatever the restaurants to speed on the white girls down their heads, cheeks
peat. I got the car later in because you know, I had the
key. I was going towards the spot. I was like, why is
she getting off the car? So I text your like, how about the
truck? And look, you know, look, come on. She hopped
out and was walking slow motion with the pink hair. Start walcome back,
b certain dress. I like it like that. I was like, oh
he was out here chining catch I see, so let me take up now.
For those that know me know me, they know I absolutely positively hate
fucking shopping. I hate it. I'm not into that hole like oh retail
therapy. Shopping stresses me out. I don't like the shop more than I
hate shopping. I hate having to try on close. But y'all know that
both of the girls are graduating like gradulations, both of them, Yes,
regraduates Wednesday, and then two weeks after that, Jelly being graduates on the
fourteenth, So like down for the one. Hey, you gave yourself all
them fucking buttons and ain't getting nothing. Damn, Bro, no one else
are you? You definitely are on the mic. Yeah, but when nobody
else in the room paying attention to what I was saying, I don't know
who glowing more on camera. If it's Kyless skin, if it's wine lips,
it's Kayless skin. Because with her, because you know, because with
her being the darkest one of everybody in the room, I have to make
the light work the best for her. I just got he's got done watching
the episode of Blackish when Diane got a blacked out in the photo and they
had the whole family argument about light skin versus dark skin, but they tend
to forget that Diane is the darkest out of everybody. Care Well, so
we go to the mall and we're we're shopping for you know, graduations.
I'm gonna him, I appreciate the kind words. Now we want it to
wear a soup for graduation. Okay, I can see that. What's her
wrong with? No, that's her. That's now. I'm not mad at
it. It's not that. My point is I might read bro you're graduating
Wednesday. It's gonna be fucking almost ninety degrees on your graduation. Don't care
and read is one of those like I say it all the time where I
am happy how I raised my kids, like I drilled in them from the
very beginning to be their own person to not try to follow trends and you
know, do your own things so that they don't always have to feel pressured
to fit in. And I've done an amazing fucking job with that so much
to the point where I actually hate it sometimes because it's like a gift in
the fucking curtain. Because when they don't care, they don't care at all.
They're like there's no middle ground, like, oh well, I don't
care what people think, but I still want to at least. No,
they don't care. Because Red's like she don't this nigga someone she didn't want
her hair. I'm like, bro, you gotta get a haircut. Family's
graduation. Like you don't want graduation, that's gone, you don't care.
So we came to a compromise and she no, she she is actually wearing
RhE is wearing a dress for graduation, like it gotta split and everything.
But she's gonna do sneakers. What's I'm mind with, Like with the with
the gown and the sneakers, like you know that, Yeah it is,
so I'm okay with that. So that was our compromise. But now like
with the hair things, like because she wants she wants me to dye her
hair blonde. That was always the plant. But I'm like, you can't
just dye your hair blonde, and like you're not getting this motherfucker like fucking
shaped up nothing. But now she wants fucking blonde um highlights, no up,
but like French like braids straight to the back like with the like with
the beating, she wanted to be a way going to the back with beads
at the endation something. She's had this like a style like this before and
it was really pretty on her and she just wants it blond. Just got
well, if you don't diet, maybe she can get like like blonde weave.
Yeah, so but that's the thing she wants me to do, like
diet here. But then she wants to actually buy the hair like so that
they're longer, because you know, both of us cut our hair off.
But I'm like, I don't know if with me dying like I'm used to
die in my hair a certain way. I don't know if that's gonna that
might not match the fucking blonde that's right. But I'm like she could do,
right, I'm like she can easily, like especially because of how our
hair is, like you you know how our hair is when it gets wet.
I'm like, Aubrey has to do is get it like like I said,
like, get herself like shaped up, we do it. Put some
fucking it'd be real like yeah, because she gotta put on her graduation hand
anyway. Yeah, but yeah, so she didn't. She's she's a pain
in my assum she really cared, though, are you caring more than her?
No? Now, well, okay, re goes to the arts.
So majority of her friends are gay. So one of her friends that works
in the mall we actually went, he works in Forever twenty one. Well
she sorry pronounced you know. Yeah, um so she works in the mall.
So she was getting off when we were there, so you know,
she was tagging the longest stuff and after she was she was like, uh
no, bitch, you was not finding like you know. So yeah,
so she talked three into like you know, like it was not just findashed
your head like no, everybody needs a friend like that. So she got
you know, I bought the dress. It was like it it fits.
I'm so happy that my daughter's a lesbian. No, because Nigga's is real
thirsty, get weird, look on you say where because I don't. I
don't have to worry about ship music, worry about thirsty bridges. But they
can't impregnate her. The more they don't care if you straight. If a
woman won't you, she won't chick. No, she ain't work up.
I know because them fucking when to me. It set me up. She
took me with her. She was meeting somebody there and then all them fucking
strong as we can't Ya can't. But I was just trying. Yeah.
But then I'm like, okay, they were. They were pissing me off
so bad because we're there for two reasons. We have to find Read something
to wear, and we have to find jelly being something to wear. Every
time I turn around Read it's where we are. I'm like, bro,
divide and conquer, go find you something to wear. I got something,
I got something to do. Go over there. So she finally leaves and
go where she was going. So then she text us and she was like,
hey, my coming, uh coming Windsor. It's some cute stuff in
here. I think y'all find something for my head. I have cut stuff.
Yeah, so I got both of them something from Windsdor good. So
we go in there. Jellybe is supposed to look for her stuff. She
handed say read, I think it's to be kid on your truck, I
said, I want to see stuff like that makes me glad that I have
a son, because I feel like it's just so much it's easier, Like
I know what he liked, I know what his fit is, I know
how old he like. Shure, it's his and I can just go in.
That's all I've been thinking that. It's like I want a girl so
bad. Now I'm just like I put his graduation fit together and that's but
it was ten minutes. But that that could have been read, because that's
really wanted to do her. It was just, you know, I'm like
brom feeling about like this nice button up. I mean I call her Bruno
Mars anyway, so she could have just pulled one of those. You know,
It's so funny because we had read. Depending on depending on what re
is doing and like how we're hearing something like rechanges. Sometimes she has like
the Zenda face, then some yeah, then sometimes depending on her hair,
then I call her Bruno Mars. But then it's the Man of Steinberg.
She look like her a lot that she so she looks like little look at
my looks. It depends like she we went to the movie she hopped out
with and I was like, we are going to watch a film. Who
are you for the stick up? Some Bruno Mars is crazy? No,
like that one picture you show it was a eminem It was a slim shady
Yeah. That was when I died of here black first in your pictures.
So it just it does it really really really depends like her looking magic.
Hey, that was my ship. I gotta bring that back. Yeah,
I wonder here. Um, you know, I didn't know he didn't go
do it? Yeah that makes sense. He was a girl. I didn't
know he was on music. But that's what I mean. I listened to
him, but not like that. I didn't know he was talking about it
in his music, right, I didn't know he was on coke like that.
Some people do smell you said, coke, not crack, my man,
don't be don't be like you. You know that's been I didn't dig
into it because I've been busy this weekend, but I really want to know
what's going on, because that has been a thing on Twitter, a huge
you know how when somebody puts a story on the timeline but then all of
Twitter gets ahold of it. It was one of those things where so now
everybody is cracking jokes, cracking jokes about somebody smoking crack on accident. They
said they smoked it on accident, and it was like, niggas didn't smell
like it was just it's a lot yet seed. So you got crack in
your weed, But if you can feel it, I told y'all about when
they tried to lace but smell, right, I was gonna saying, like,
I've never done crack, but I could imagine when you, like whatever
this is, you feel the smoke out of your blood, you will smell
the difference between you can walk into crack house and you can smell the smell
Like blowing crack out the window is really crazy. I ain't never smoke.
It smells like if you're crazy enough to smoke crack. Are you really blowing
out the window? Are you really that conscientious? Looks like a burn house,
smell like a dirty burn. Jees, this bitch man, this bitch
spend this dought money, got me paying. He was upset because he couldn't
get high. He had to be responsible. I'm sorry, same way,
the same way to weekend. I wants to not be the weekend anymore?
What's wrong with these names? What does he want to be? Not just
weekend? No weekends? There? He wants to be his name. Yeah,
he wants to be a a bird hamm weekend. I don't know what
the what was a two tongue of dooful over? I don't know what these
niggas want to be, Like, Oh, you were supposed to be the
weekend. It's like you're gonna be Monday. Now, what are you doing
afternoon weekends? Over? That's another nigga? Who do go game? I
was if you what's that movie? What? What was that movie? He
was in with Adam Sandler? He played the whole ass nigg in the bathroom.
He played a whole ass nigga. Agreed to play a whole assnick a
movie. It was the movie where Adam Sandler was like A h was it?
Um? It was Kevin that was in the two Uncle Jim Oh,
I didn't get Yeah, that motherfucking movie is stress as fuck good. It
was good. It was good a stress like he was watched Reckless s matter
of fact, that was what um. When I went to Atlanta, the
guy that had me cash happen in line for the food. You're never gonna
let that girl no because they thought it was getting some coucci after you count.
I didn't mind paying for my food while I'm not paying for my food
and giving you some asks. See what Keisha said, the movie gave her
anxiety? That movie, No, that movie will have you like ons,
like what the fuck is he doing? Like Keisha, movies always giving you
anxiety? I had, I had her watch fall y'all. I refused because
anxiety I had her watch made me watch the trail and I wish that out
because baby had me. I had to keep pausing us like I'm so why
would you listening? Real bad when I'm watching TV to a point where like
I get secondhand embarrassment where I have to the TV. I gotta fast forward
it. Yeah that's yeah. Yeah, to wear something like I literally like
I can't watch it, and like you said, I'm if somebody going through
something embarrassing, I'm embarrassing. I'm I ain't gonna come for me. I'm
on your side. No, no, but seriously, like if I will
really like I will have to pause and like walk away, like I have
to. I gotta give myself a minute before I come. So I'm like
not watching shit live where I'm forced to watch it all the way through,
like it will take me forever, like it's the hour show. It'll take
me an hour and a half plus because I keep I was me watching what
was that the mother whatever? That was me watching Power when I used yes,
oh my god, it was bad. I would turn it off and
go back two days later. I can handle speaking of that. I need
to pick a movie for movie time with friends. Yes we are. What
I was gonna do with movie time with friends, I wasn't gonna go lie.
I was going to set it up in the studio, invite ten people
that can come into stream yard via the link. Then we were going to
record it that way. If you flip the video or put like a filter
over it, it passes the video test. Because we used to do it
all the time with animate clips. That's how whenever you go and like because
that's how I've seen like a lot of different shows on Facebook. They flipped
the video and they like speed up the audio just a little bit. Oh
yeah, up to one point. That's how you beat it. That why
you can still hear it. They'll cut you off. Hey, we need
we need a TDR production tutorial. I just thought about your jumping out of
the truck with that dude rag home, and that just triggered the thought.
Y'all know I'm random, but I triggered the thought, how the fuck is
hark hoging racist because we rag he this nigga will wear a due rag with
a suit. If that ain't the blackest shit I mean, because he got
a car on camera, just saying some out of pocket a ship. I'm
saying that's why they deemed the race. Now the ship he said, I
agreed? When did he say one? What did you agree with? Enlighten
essay? He didn't want his daughter? No, no broke nigga as a
father, Your daughter the broken nigga? Hey absolutely not his daughter? Bad
too? Broke? Howkin is trash? She was bad? She ain't got
no assets. Oh she was cute where I'm mad because I saw her daddy
leathery booty. No, because remember they used to like go behind the scenes
on the show and ship when they had that little show. So they were
showing when I don't know if it was like one of his comeback matches or
something, but he was he had a throne, he had, he had
a throng on. He was pulling up his little hookster tights and it was
just leathery ass. I just wanted the people in the commerce to know hark
Holking beat the judicial system by sitting on the stand. It said, hark
Holking his penis. It's not the same size as Terry Bleat his penis.
He got that shit off without a question saying that because he was getting sued.
See this is it was so had sex with his best friend's wife on
camera. Oh and then this is where he got a corsaying all that racial
ship that wasn't with him for right And then his friend tried to sew So
I'll let you fuck my wife on camera and then I'm gonna sue you,
Like what kind of shit is this is? Yeah? And then hark Hogan
sat on the juice on the wind it was like hark Hocking's penis, It's
not the same penis as terrible as I was like, I wonder, could
you tell your girlfriend that the one's dick is not Marquis's dick. So I
wasn't there. I was watching no so because when we went, me and
batis not bab We were out at the bar having wings. It was the
night of one of them games. I think it was the Lakers was playing
that night. It was before they got That must have been a very short
night. So it was like, a matter of fact, it had to
be last week because that was before So that was the Winds day before we
went to Chicago, so that was last week wins day there ask Yeah.
So we go and they have that little they're doing like specials now on people.
So Hawks was up and all of a sudden I look up on the
screen and it was like Hawk Hogan's erect something whatever and penis, And I
was like, what the fuck is going on here? Because we're in a
bar, we couldn't see you could just see the captions, and I'm like,
but what is on this TV? Because it came it came on after
the game. It was a whole little story about him, and he was
talking about like how he's never been like that embarrassed, and his wife was,
you know, his wife was fucking his daughter's classmate. Some wild shit
going on. He was talking about how when he came home, everything was
going and shit, even the dogs. It was like, damn, she
ain't leave the pups. Meanwhile, meanwhile he was making on my job.
But her name is Linda, ain't it. Yeah she had Linda too.
Yeah, was definitely trying to Elizabeth. I didn't believe Wie Wie tried to
sever tise with a hookster over racial ship though, because Vince like, he
don't be on the bus like brown. Every single fucking storyline. Vis A
man was like what's up? He was like, he was like, what's
good in the hood? Yeah, that's some of the funniest in the world,
right, bro, you have mother like this Nigga is some moment.
He was like, you know what you Japanese today, facts you had a
white man. I'm still upset about it. I'm still upset about it.
That never saw a movie scarface, But but that's what I'm wanting a movie.
I take that back. I missed. I didn't know that this was
what Brooke Hope looked like. I'm thinking somebody else. She ain't Briggan Trash,
Oh for sure he was doing I think, but I definitely thought about
another young, hot white woman. I'm like this to make that mistake.
This is wild, wild, racist. But he think you got that song?
Yeah, I get it. You're saying you don't want to keep out
dating broken. I'm not even mad at different girl fight that. Hey,
I heard she'd be wilding on whatever, the little Yaldy show. She she's
come so far. She married the dude, they got kids in business.
But at one point in time with the side Chicken, she showed up at
the place and was like, oh, y'all cute. She was like the
one condoms and trying to fight the girl. She was crazy, But I
didn't me even children your reality TV be so fight this guy. Y'all really
let them motherfucker talk you into doing some bullshit for bad that's wild. Hey,
we got thirty g's when you come through this pop up? How you
really now? You really don't pop up on your nigga. You wouldn't do
that for thirty gay. I wouldn't how much, But like, is he
really working third ship tonight? Gonna really they really gonna let us fight thirty?
I got you, somebody gonna break this up. Your ass, get
slept, somebody getting popped twice before security cups. Criszy beat. You should
have that check on one of the seasons. Wasn't fair enough. She was
sitting down, she beat her clothes her, she walk off and the context.
Look, you just say, getting paid to beat his ass. I'm
pulling up, y'all all crazy because women want to fight the man. Would
you could you day the dude that had like a weak ass sneaker guy?
Huh? Like like, could you da the nigga that I had bad shoe
taste? You know what's funny? I can't picture it because I don't know
what it is. I always seem to end up dating niggas that are sneakerheads,
and it don't it don't be on purpose, because I honestly don't pay
attention. Like if the ship clean, like if he had like vans and
shit, I wouldn't give a fuck. Like that's not you know, I
think everybody's definition of a good shoe game is different depending on what you like.
Because like I'm not really everybody everybody I did. I did. However,
I'll admit this, and I feel like I may be a terrible person
because now it's like he was the sweetest person ever. Now this nigga's like
a permanent resident in prison and ship. But freshman year, I had the
sweetest boyfriend ever. His name is Bobby Lockett. He was Bobby Lockett.
He was so adorable, like he was just the sweet like he had to
like the little smooth, little baby face and everything lak. He was so
adorable school and I dumped him because of his shoes freshman year. And now
look at you turned into a hard criminal? What's wrong with his shoes?
They had creases in him? Na, he had some dirty with State Eatonics
etonics. I didn't even know what the fuck. I've never heard of that
ship before. Freshman freshman was crazy? Is my middle school boyfriend? He
was? He was not really into like I don't remember him being into shoes
and like dressing and stuff. But now he literally owns like I was.
I was a very materialistic ass whole of high school though, and I've never
been materialistic ever. Yeah, I just never like middle school, high school,
I was a very materialistic ass happened. I don't feel like it's a
materialistic thing. It's just like asking you would you dating nigga? I can't
dress like you don't gotta like you. But I'm saying though, like you
don't gotta be the flies or don't go now I'm talking to the n though
I was actually materialistic. Right, What I'm saying like, even if it's
not material you don't want to niggle with no sauce like you want to Taylor.
If you look at a nigga, you know if you put that shit
on and now you know what you like. Correct. So if you look
at the nigga and be like, I know, I don't like that,
you're not gonna date him. It's what I'm saying, Well, are you
so angry my guy? Because I hate what? Don't know what I'm talking
about this? So to me, proper, proper shoe game to me,
right, it's all to you. It's to me, is a clean pair
of shoes that can't be rocked with what you're wearing and it looks good together.
Right. They ain't gotta be Jordan's ain't gotta be the you know,
Air Force ones or whatever. If they are what they are, if they
like, I'll rock some pumas and rock the shit out of win some shit.
Some people might think that's whack and right, like she said, I'm
rock some bay ends. If they clean and they rock that rock because they
look like why you might hear that. And I love a nigga like some
some we I'm not gonna lie. We can we love a nigga like me.
We can't wear Mexican Jordan niggas like you ain't shit, oh yeah,
because I don't even know what I damn, you're not that guy. I'll
trust me. You're not that guy that worked that wor you're not You're not
that guy much information. It's problem what you do, my guy. Yeah,
cancer, that's the start. Can't wait a long time. No cancers.
You already know. I know. That's why we don't ever look up.
Is that weird? Because your two faced devil helpers is here. We
are the nicest, We are the sweetest, We are the most the most
loyal, and I might have love faces, but both of them bitches.
Pussy is good. What the god damn minute, Jesus take Christ was angry.
Um. As long as you're shit, clean them off. Ro skateboarding
shoes is no, damn isn't good enough. I'm sorry to him. I
was going through and trying to tag people because we were starting. I might
have forgot to tag skateboards shoes one with the wheels, don't wear no he
leaves no airworks. I was a school. Bands are cool airworks just like
man like man. I got some Nike skateboardsh that look like the biggest Every
air walk I've ever seen is a big puffy ashes looked like it looked like
that. It looked like the stream Yard ship. Because not at all.
Don't you don't you wear I got I a nic not for you, though,
I'm telling you what I'm not dating, Okay, so okay, let's
talk about that. So for you, now, what's a good we're not
wearing We're not wearing Mexican Jordan. But for a woman, we're not wearing
those. Okay? What else? Like when you look at a woman and
you're like, okay, she had a nice shoe game, because you know,
women can do shoes feels, So what does that look like for you?
Then? Like most women who in the sniggers, A lot of women
like Jordan that's what Jordan is cool. Yes, I can tell you,
like right out the gate, like my shoe game is horrible. I don't
like shoes and I was never and and it's and it's weird for anybody that
like grew up with me. You have every thing everything. Shoes was my
thing, Like when I got a job, that was my primary thing.
Like me and my mind made in agreement, and I'm like, you know
what, since I know how much I like shoes, I will buy You
don't have to buy me shoes no more. I will get all my shoes.
So that's what I spent my checks on. I was in fucking buying
fucking CDs and music and shoes. That was my shit. So to be
an adult and not being too shoot, it's so weird to me. And
it's not weird to me because I feel like they're so expensive. You can't
even now if I could accept god by whatever shoe I wanted to, then
that'll be fine. You gotta do rifles and shit, it's too much.
It's too much. They're doing all good. I'm feeling okay today, y'all.
Y'all missed the video we started to show up with when others have dick
this is you know, and then no, but yet, like and I
hate that because it's like I would like to be able to do that,
like you know, you and your dude, y'all go out and y'all got
you know, match a little kid game and shit. Like I'm just I'm
not. I don't know shoes anymore. And I never ever ever thought that
I would get to this point because of how much I loved sneakers back then,
Like I was so into shoes, Like I was the type I come
home from school, take my shit off, instantly cleaning it and putting it
back in the fucking box. Yes, let him put you on, him
put me on. That's what I'm saying. Like, and he was like,
I got you. I'm gonna start buying your shoes. Oh yeah,
I want I want you to. I want your shoe aesthetic to be a
certain way. I've actually posted about that before, like I wish that like
with me dating a dude, And he was like, here back, I'm
gonna buy your sneakers. Like I would totally go for that shit because one,
I trust his judgment because I know the ship hero and I know he's
not gonna have me out here bogus. Matter of fact, Marvel was when
me and Marva's together, like Marvel buy me shoes and ship and then it's
like they got this dumb ass raffleshit now. But it was certain pairs of
shoes that he would try to get me. But you know, my feet
is small, so they you know, sometimes the same size I don't wear.
I'm definitely putting that. Yeah, but that was, Um, that's
definitely something that I would love for my guy to step in and be like,
Bay, I got you. I'm gonna step your shoe game up.
I'm like, I wouldn't mind you. I mean I do. That was
the shoe game sound effect, shout out, oh they're asking, they're asking
for a replay at the video tone, No you wasn't here in the beginning
to watch three play the moment. We only have forty six minutes one but
before Yo talking about how much London shake ass on the on the internet,
London all every time on the fucking ass cheeks. I don't mind. I
feel like the London A bank stands for London ass shaking banks. I at
this point that's what I feel like, the A stands for it. Pro
pub for London's cheeks and them tag we come back with the clay. I'm
everybody with speaking of ass, I'm want a colonic? What you know?
What you know? What's crazy? I feel like everybody. Have you ever
watched a video of what comes out? Have you ever? I'm gonna send
you an Instagram page. It's crazy the amount I'm talking about, how much
comes out of you. I'm gonna send you a video because they do know,
Mule, it's so much, so much, but people, so many
people, he said, not too much on me because one thing I'm gonna
do is throw it back period at T'm gonna let me add London, but
not at this point. But yeah, I really, I really want to
do a colonic. And yes, so literally are cleaning. It's cleaning you,
it's detoxing, like it's pulling all of that out. And the colonoscopy
is just a camera that prep know I'm talking about the prep for it.
Oh, because you don't have to well, I think the difference is that
so with the colonoscopy you have to be cleared out. I'm saying different.
You don't have to be clear out because they're gonna go in there and get
it. What I'm telling and what I'm saying is what is the difference between
getting it pulled out of you you taking the ship that actually draws it out
of you? What's the difference? Um? I think that with the Colonic
and the machines they use and like whatever machine, well, I think it's
something that they're getting older. It's a holes with like a little bub and
that's what they put on there and it literally it pumps gallons about like it's
you know, and it gets up there all the stuff that the colonoscopy prep
didn't get. It's still some other ship that they get. Because with the
colonoscopy, I think is you're just designed to empty on testines. But with
the actually Colonic, I think it like if like I said, it flushes
everything everything I feel, So it's like that stuff that's coming off I'm I'm
feel like that room smell like well, apparently there's two different ways, like
there's an open system and a closed system. I think with the closed system
you smell dude, and with the open one, you know, I can't
remember. I feel like, how do they clean you out? If someone
was blowing your eyes, it was sound like when you blow the bottom.
Keisha say, it literally pumps years of shit out of you. Yeah,
if you look at this stuff, it's a lot time. London said,
no difference or anything else being in my ass, we could definitely go together
because I got a place to Uh, I got the place to go to
everything London one hundred and twenty nine dollars. Nothing's been bad. That's not
bad. I think in Texas it's one hundred and twenty nine dollars. It
says the first time, but then repeat after that, it's only seventy five.
That's not bad time. So after but they have a package where you
can they have a package where you can keep going. Yeah, some people
do it, like I think I've heard some people doing Like somebody said you
should try to do it at least like quarterly. Yeah. All I know
was after that Colin Colopy, Uh prep, I've been fine. I've been
great. You know a lot of people like I was. I was looking
at a lot of people talking about like after the fact, and that it
was like after they had it done, like they noticed like they weren't craving
sweets like that you have more energy, they have more energy. Yeah,
like the fucking the color oscarpy prep, but just just making ship and you
still you know, but that I heard it, there are so many benefits
that a lot of people were saying, like they skin started clearing up,
like it really it flushes toxins and stuff out, so that I really want
to try that. Tell us, uh, this laptop and the die.
The cord is over there here, No, you got it, you got
it. Your phone is plugged up in it. There's a black cord over
there, black cord over here. The black people, I don't see none
of that. Tom sat me above this show. There's no black people in
the building. Where's your children? What we're saying you have Dina said,
that's the wrong place to be if the dock having an off day. Though,
well once they just put it up the end because from what I saw,
Yeah, it's like from what I saw, it's like it's just it's
like a little slanted chair and it got you know, like the booty is
out of course, and they sometimes because the lady I saw, she had
like they gave her like a heating head to like put across personama because they
take so if your stomach is bolted before, they'll take a before and then
when they get done with you, they'll take after sea can see the different.
Yeah see. And for me, I feel like I feel like I'm
really full of shit because my stomach the way it's too hard to be fat,
like it don't feel like it's fat because it's not scooted like. It's
hard. And I feel like I really gotta get flushed out. It's not
about I don't like look. Ye see, so that good that I got.
It's not even its tightest. It's hard. So I do You're not
regular. So and that's the thing. Once you get a dot, once
she get out of there, you never know. Se Kesa said, my
stomach was so small after NDA say, yeah, I want to clear everything,
so I get the ad done up good. I ain't mad at you.
That's the time to do look clean. I want all of that shit
going literally literally awkward brought to you by a kyman Jack. So I am
going to go and uh and document and you know, and and I've noticed
like a lot of places like because they know, like people have like YouTube
channels and stuff like they let you document the problem. So I'm talking yeah,
so I might actually yea so hoptually I do, But I never use
it. I don't know how to use the ship. Well, you can
just record it or something. Man, Yeah, but I gotta I gotta
face page plus all mn uncooked? Ass there is a h is that plus
autumn uncooked? Ask Tim? He's a well done dude? He is?
You know you were well done steak? He is him done? Niggas.
I'm sorry, wild Yeah, that sounds like a slurdamn beef jerky you know
what, so Linda said, I hate jerky steak eating. You know what
I'm saying, how are you chewing that? Basically because now I have to
make because me and the girls, we all eat ours medium. My girls
was raised right my mom. Hers is well done, so I always have
to like when I take ours out, and I'll keep hers in a little
bit longer. So I get that they can be juicy. I just I
don't like that because it's like if I don't finish it all and then I
have to reheat it, then I'm reheating some shit that's already well done.
I don't want to do that. So, because I'm really different, I
was so proud of my daughter when we went to eat after graduation. She
got a steak. It was it was medium medium meeting well, but it
came out medium and she wasn't all. She was like, is this is
this meetium or a medium? Well? I was like this medium right,
and she ate. I was like, it's making me so proud. Yeah.
And places don't like a lot of shops don't like making well done steaks.
So you'll go to certain restaurants and they'll let you know, like,
we don't do well done steaks. That's not I think. If you're going
to Capital grew here they have something on. Yeah, there are a couple
they're like, no, you was not finding ruining the integrity and that's say
you integrate and you got a reputation to maintaining. Come in here they can
take you as a sizzler. Who says, oh my god, I remember
they had and we need to take a road trip to shawnees Man because they
only I used to work at shows, Nigga. That was the greatest.
Was in college. It's college down south shows all down south the man because
we used to go right up there a silver spring up there by Timmerman Plaza.
Hell no, they didn't turn that whole thing. It's a pizza hood
of cell phone play a bank. They didn't turn the whole little bit.
Sho used to run the South. I was. It was everywhere down south.
Breakfast nigga. First of all, I'm listen breakfast. Listen Dina talking
about you want this tip, shut the fun up and cook my ship.
First of all, the cook's not getting the tip. It's to wait it
so And also first restaurants you go to that the tip is built in.
You got to pay that ship, whether you want to or not. Hey,
you got to mister bees ask for where on steak. They'd be like,
um, yeah, no, no, but Sho's nigga that fucking breakfast
for fake that breakfast barn Hey slappers. All I know was them grit because
everybody had kids, so that was a that was the cheapest way to get
all us to eat breakfast and ship on the weekend. Nigga just gathered me,
you poo and everybody ever. Can't like that we're going to They had
that damn vat of cheese that you you put that on your eggs. Oh,
why aren't you talk about say some shits like you old tone. Don't
want to be the only old nigga I'll ever have that huh, you saw
stuff the studio. I'll be the old nigga I got, I got you
what's going on here? You know? And and it's like, so ask
it for Applebee's cook steak. It's crazy. You know what's funny? So
some places, like when you go to play, you don't expect to get
a a good piece of steak because you know where you're at, like if
you want to George whatever, So you already know it's funny. Be you
already because I like staking eggs because I like taking eggs in the kitchen,
be putting some damn working there. Man, it's not consistent, same thing
I watched on its No, but it's but you don't expect to get a
good cut of meat there, you know. It's you know, this is
basic ass. This is this is my I need to soak up my liquor
before I go home. Steak there. But you know, like sometimes even
when you tell the medium because the steak be so fucking thin in you don't
have got out of stop cooking. Like bro just goes and just just give
it a stake sandwich. I can't like it goes so and it's like no
matter what, it doesn't matter what you ask for your steak to be because
it's so thin that shit, go cook quick and it don't matter it is
done. Who did that? Niggas have cooked it with a iron before.
It's like shot. What's wrong with when you got jail house uncles and you
spending the weekend with that? Sometimes you got sometimes you gotta get it.
How you live absolutely the best real cheese sand whatever, because whatever, that's
why you're not going. I was watching jail videos chesterday. I said,
where, please let me stay on the right side. I'm not scared to
a minute. They'd be cooking the toilet and sh they were just sitting there
a woman and the next Monday was fighting. I don't even know what why
the fight started. Somebody was just bleeding. I don't know. For twenty
three hours a day, but the next ten years of my life want to
hang out with a bunch of dicks. No, not at all choices and
that's why I go. And I'm gonna always make it isast video. You
know, speaking of food, what is the nastiest thing that has ever happened
in the restaurant? Y'all? People in the comments, y'all, y'all y'all,
let me know what is the nastiest thing that's ever happened in a restaurant?
While running pass or something like that, I would say, like,
you know, your typical like hair and the food um or even if it
wasn't had situations where I saw the kitchen and the kitchen was absolutely disgusting.
And I did hear in my Rockies Rococo the other day and that was highly
upset. How many times have I said on this show, I do not
understand why the fuck they got rid of hair knits. Now everybody got this
fucking thirty six inch weave and all of these beards and everything. And because
back when I was like working in ship, like when I was a kid,
they used to even had to had a little one. Yeah, because
they didn't all types of stuff coming out of that. Yeah, I didn't
ask for pepper flakes on my food. Yeah, So I say, hair,
I've seen the kitchen be absolutely discussing, and I refused to eat,
even even if it wasn't like the preparation of the food, like even if
stuff if you go to buff age because like because like white people are just
oh my, because they will sit there there blow their fucking nose at the
table. They used to be my mother, so fucking man, my mother
would be so pissed off from that. Oh man, that's what you're doing.
So my pops is from Alabam like my stepops, he's from Alabama.
You know that nigga has zero filter and he would loudly and re use about
a nasty motherfucker. I'm like, damn, you just gonna see him blow
your goddamn nose at the table, like like you don't see us fucking use
a nasty summer bitch like summer bit some So, Um, I hate when
I had like us. I made a post about this, like I hate
when it happens, and I have to hold it into the pod because like
it. We did the pod Sunday and this happened on Monday. So me,
me and Bay that's not Bay went out on Monday. Um, I
dropped the tesla. Let me let me, I'll tell y'all about Listen,
I'm so sad. I did not want to get that motherfuck up. So
um he picked me up up from um the airport when I dropped the rental
law So after that he was taking me home and then all of a sudden
he got off the expressway and hit did you turn? Got back on?
I'm like, fuck, we going? He was like, you took me
to your spot. I want to take you, you know, to to
my spot or whatever. And so so we go and we get those wings
were fucking amazing. So if you ain't doing that, we never cooking wings.
Um some south side but it's well, would you be in at your
hotel, it wouldn't be that far from you. Um but yeah, so
we went and we go and get um get wings. Now their taco night
is actually on a Monday, sotead of a Tuesday. So they had tacos
and the wings. The wings weren't on, hey miss Jackie. Yes,
Robert, they got rid of fucking hairing that you don't see. People were
hearing nets on no more. The hairdn got longer and the nets is gone.
And my difference but back when you had your ball head lunch lady and
ship, they had them on. Yeah. But um, so we go
and we order, we get tacos, we get drinks, got wings,
not this shit. So the um the owner there, he made any of
y'all hat or eat horse radish stuff? I have, yes, yes,
it's like burping after drinking McDonald's sprite. That's horse radish. But you're feeling
in your nose. That's very accurate. It's not spicy in your mouth,
it's just but it really just feels like a motherfucker just took It's like they
took a dish filled with Tabasco sauce and just squeeze it up your nose.
That's how horse radish feels. So no, listen when you hit it with
the right combination. Yeah, So the guy was selling us like, you
know, this is his special you know whatever he makes it so restaurant.
I didn't realize, so I um so I'm like, all right, well,
you know I don't tasted. I'm always nigga trying to taste it,
like I don't got fucking allergies. What restaurant. I didn't say the restaurant
for a reason. You see you you riff rafts in there off air.
Yeah, I mean, I'm yeah, there's a spot here. I got
a similar situation like that. I just want to make sure it's the same.
It receives the same place you can put your holes on. No,
I don't need niggas that what a will doing steak on my spots. You
can't handle this shit you the world, okay. So so we go and
I'm like, all right, you know, I'll taste it. So I
get a tortilla chip because you know most places when you get tacos, they
give you up three chips and piko and ship. So I take a tortia
chip and I dunk it in the horse and like, take a chunk.
I didn't know how much I was supposed to take because I haven't had it,
like, I haven't had that sense of it's been a long time.
That was backwards fucking Army's brand because I didn't remember how I am. So
it was a it was a nice little you know, chunker, and I
put it and I was fine at first, and then my nose said.
I was like, damn this, how Nigga's fair? When they too too
much, I felt like the bench up pulp fiction. So he was like,
did you just eat all that too late? Now, Nigga? So
he could when he like the littlest little dipping in there, and I'm like,
you can tell me that ship before. Yeah, So I'm coughing this
shit because it's my note, Like I said, it's it's not too spicy
in your mouth or just to hit you on the nose. So um beat,
that's not Bay had took like he had just tried like a little bit
on his tacco just to you know, so smart, No because tacco.
Yeah, because you don't need to keep pressuring this. Well, how'd you
like it? How'd you like it? So he was, oh, you
know, it was good man, you know, you know, I thought
I couldn't finish it though. Whatever. So the guy is cleaning up our
ship, like, you know, taking the plate with all the old bones
and everything, and Beata's not. Bay has this half eaten tacco with the
horse radish on it. You don't tell me you did absolutely Wait, this
was after you had already half the for something before. Oh damn. So
this man behind the bar takes his half eating tacco off his plate and eat
so they came and drop the food with the bones and he had so he's
clearing the ship off of the bar. He's so he's clearing all the ship
off the bar, and he's like hey, he was like, because he
knew I had something, so he asked like, hey, you know,
how did you like it? He was like, oh, yeah, He
was like, I tried a little bit. You know, I'm an taco
blah blah blah blah. He was like, you know, it was good
man. He was like, you know, I couldn't keep going blah blah
blah blah blah. So this nigga takes his half eating taco around here,
and he don't hesitate, he don't break a piece off the and he picks
up the full half eating taco off the plate and just eats it and just
chewing it was side teeth missing and off was whoop. Of course he was
ta Keisha said, horse radishes, Get over, sabby right here we go
must Okay, So what happened? Okay, So after y'all saw him do
that, what y'all do? Y'all left? Right? We were already paying,
like well, he was hand for the villains like we was. We
was leaving. That's why he was clearing the shit out. So I wouldn't
because I need to know why you just did. That's that's a jail house.
I'm like, that's a jail house. Tax he he he rotated if
he was, he rotated in his chair so slow, he was like,
because he could have went to the back and had him making he could have
had a fresh taco. He could have had a freshman the thing that's a
jail house tax. But he was letting baits, not bathe in your mouth.
How did we get here? Huh? How did we get here?
That was gonna answer that that that was not what the he was. He
was letting. It did go down up here on taco. London said,
not gonna lie. I used to work at Point Burger and we had a
bus board that used to eat people's food that they ain't finished most nights.
He had a decent ass sample platter of half eating other people's food. That
is wild, God broke. We was laugh when we got because it was
like I think it was. It was more like it was discussed and shot
because we like we still he could have went back to the back and eight
probably for free, and it would have been fresh foot. You look this,
imagine how many times, Oh my god, if he do that,
you ain't gonna tell me if he picked up a plate and somebody ain't finished
their wings all the way and it's still chicken on the bone, please do
I bet if he did that, there's no way he don't clean off bree
said, this is why motherfucker's walking around with the play now, right,
said dude, you get a free meal. That's what I'm saying. I
go to the back and get up. Even if even if he was like,
you know what, I don't want this to you know see, let
me call them with sab. You don't want this horse rad all the way
broke. They got a little swinging doors to the kitchen. You couldn't go
hide behind the door, eat like you ain't that ship right in our face.
I wanna say, if you're my girl and you bullshit on some wings,
I mean the mother bush, but that's different. I'm just saying because
me and Bade, that's not bab we're spitting each other. My girl,
okay, we were on that velue. We're a complete stranger and you're just
picking up their ship. The only damn just and it's fifty as we are.
He literally could have just taken his tongue out of my ass and the
parking lots. If you're my girl, you you bullshitting the food. Ain't
give me that, and I feel like that if we get I'm just saying,
so even my kid, like I'm not eating behind I'm not drinking bout
right that your girl like, that's different, but a complete strange. Why
your kids eat you? You'd be like sometimes you can know I would give
them what, give him what stuff over, but I don't want it back.
Kids can't bring me a cup of water. I don't want to drink
after you. I'm not eating because gives me nat You can't eat that kids
nasty. No, if if it it is a tiny child, and your
child touched my ship, you find to run me a reimbursement because I don't
want to back. I don't want it. I don't want to back.
They're digging their nose and they asked. They just yeah, you put your
hands on. They don't clean their hands. Right. I'm marphra like I
say, anyone who eats strangers leftover food each strangers ass, I don't care,
all right, I don't eat after my daughter. I'm not eating after
a stranger. Maybe they eat strangers. Swear to god, I won't eat
after my baby at all. She had discussed me. He's nasty. People
don't realize that. No, Like Bronn, come with a fucking cheetah with
hair wrapped around and just eat it like what you're doing in their hand you
want, No, it's your chip. They never gave a kid like and
let them drink off your water and they got the backwashing and he gets your
water back and stuff floating and they know that's your water like you, No,
I drink fresh. I don't want to back aren't just killing well,
every every mob y'all coming. Y'all got boys too, and it's even worse
because them being clean and just I got grown girls. I'd be like the
girls. I'm saying, I'm try, yeah, but I couldn't, like
I know what's going on. So I'm a grown man even now, Like
that shit happened last week and I've still been fucking with him about it,
so he really was. I was. I say, I said, he
ain't know which looked better, You were the tacco, so he just TOOKI
that is next level. I wasn't say that. I know y'all what you
I thought you was gonna say, you ate the rest of the taco because
you forgot the horse riders was on it. And he did it so like
he didn't fucking break a sweat. It wasn't no like he's trying to hide
her, no breaking motion or nothing, like he was just he was maybe
chewing with them side to even listen. Tacoh, I could have went back
in time London. My daughter just ate a hot dog that fell on the
floor of the zoo. Damn there left her there, so she wanted to
be animal, like you want to be an animal? Keva baby, what's
up the soup steeler? Oh Keiva, you just came in. We were
talking about So me and Beata's not Bay were out last week Monday eating wings
and TACCOs, and the bartender took Beata's not Bay half eating tacco off his
plate and just ate it with no warr like because he was clearing our stuff
out because we were paying the build a lead and he was like, oh
oh you didn't and just he just ate it and just kept cleaning up like
it was fucking nothing. Put the bagel were here man, and just put
the ba set up. He probably put the animal off. The hold on.
Kids move so fast by the time you realize what they doing, it
is too late. Yeah. Man, when you see it, you gagging,
so stop like you pull up Keith keipa come through and it's even this
custom because it's coming right putting up. But he works there, he get
free for he's the fucking owner. The owner did it? That is his
spot? What did ya do? Let us know what we're here. Somebody
come. He was like that the backdoor, I don't know about the damn
backdoor. Ain't going back there. I'm gonna let one of the men just
l said, almost mustered embarrassing me like this ware up a one year old.
I do notice that, like a huge parent catch the kid, like
in the act for the eats some nasty ship that hit in the back of
the head. You're a little harder drop everything like damn yeah, give me
like that. Bro, you canna say stop right because you gotta move fast.
You don't have time with the four one four to two zero safe and
where you flicker. Gig can't look at you like already put it in their
mouth, but you gotta grab them and put your fingers down there trying to
get out as a kid. I don't invite nobody niggas just be like,
hey Meemi up for a couple up on him. I just I don't have
guys on the show because it's already too many niggas in here, and I'm
gonna keep it a hunter with you. I don't really want every other nigga's
opinion in the same room with my nephew. Touched my lip with a wet
chipping out. Oh, I thought it was atop the Oh you'll be here
same time and place. Man? Oh what dorito is? Why? Why?
Why? I think rito too? That's hilarious because that's like the worst
sip that I don't like corn tortillas for TACCOs because it tastes like a motherfucker
suck all the cheese off of derito and left it soggy and just say it
here putting meating tops on it atilla though I don't see it described like you
just did. That's disgusting and I hate that you did that. Oh look
tell me finally joined where I ruined a piece of food for him. I
didn't did that to them. So many times I prefer corn. I actually
asked for corn tacco. I feel like you just run horse because every time
I reason no, thank you, I flavor today I had a horse that
was not a force. That's exactly what it tastes like. Thank you for
being myself like somebody it's dead and there's somebody to live in Texas with its
dead at like somebody just said and suck all the fucking cheese off of grito
and them's like here and scooped some shit on it and folded it. The
original the original doritos had no flavor. They literally were just chopped up corn
tortillas. Well, I'm glad somebody to discover some notch your cheese season.
You're opened a bag of big bag of deridos. Open your mouth. Next
time you say shark COUCHI I said, chacouderie, chacouderie. That's what I
said. She said, open up your mouth. Boss, say yeah,
what's your mouth open cooderie? What then? I feel like we missing something.
Let's just stop saying that. Keep playing like that. I feel like
we're missing something. I love me a shark couch. Not clear enough,
It's crazy, yep, said said the distinguished Dick Pit. Y'all do if
that happened to y'all though, Like, y'all just come in the motherfucker just
just come eating your leftovers and shit, oh you're talking about in my house
because I was gone, no, no, no, no, have done
that. No, you were out in the fucking restaurant and the bartender busball
whoever, Like they just come on your plate and just eat your leftovers and
ship. Am I done? Done? Like? Am I getting ready to
go? Just regardless, because if I'm gone, that's YO business. That
point, I'm definitely gonna lie. I'm gonna restaurants that it might not be
bad, the probably take it to the bad and be like, all right,
I'm gonna just go ahead. And remember slamming salmon when they used to
fight over the sindbacks but they didn't eat it. It was just like,
that's like me if I order some shit medium and you give it well done,
and I'm like, no, take this ship back and recook it.
They'll take that well done back. Remember they used to get to eat that
shit in the back restaurants, but that's different. Imagine if they have that
kind of reality show, like the behind the scenes of what happens in the
restaurant. You know, probably it's called undercover boss ever. Oh yeah,
but I recover bosses said it wasn't clear enough much mouths. She mushed it
an that's why she got Did you call her a bag of potatoes? Come
back? I had left, Sorry, damn, I don't know. Some
chicks be built like that when you stuff like mash potatoes and a laundry side,
that's exactly what they look like. That's how some women look gone clean
the potatoes, launder the potatoes stuffs some mash potatoes and a laundry side.
Potatoes. They just be built like snow man. Oh boy, something,
dude, m body upside down. Okay. So I told that this week
I was gonna have like some like some Reddit like door dash stories. You
did. You said you had comments, So did you send them to I
did that? I'm reading it's more shocking awe. So I don't want the
app. I don't have ready app. I just see okay. So um
one of these is from because I'm in a a Reddit door dash group like
for dashers and one of them, so the customer is texting the dasher.
He was as, cancel this order. I'm on the phone with Uber,
cancel the order. I'm gonna kick your ass. I can see you in
the app, faggot. So the drivers like, excuse me answer. It
was like, god, guess you try to call him back. He's like,
I'm reporting your account. He was like, sucking my dick. I'm
coming for you. So why are your readings with no context. I just
told you this is the delivery fucking driver where the driver said that a customer
threatened to murder him because it's not even coming for him, because he wouldn't
cancel the order. Do you wonder why the lady had an attitude earlier and
was like, I hope I helped you so you don't have to chat be
back. I'm like, I didn't that Robin said I needed the fucking address.
Chat. That's it. That thing's escalated so fast. There, suck
my dick. I'm coming started off with an attitude. You're talking about door
dash. You mean you have a question when you sign up for door Dash,
don't you have to use your government name? No, so you but
when you sign up like for pay purposes, but you don't have to have
your government in the app because in the app, all of the apps I'm
in there is mean okay, because I'm not in there. Just recently,
I had an order delivered to my job from a nigga named Trinky Baby,
and I don't know how I felt about that. You put up something I
don't know. I cancel my order like baby has picked up your order,
and I don't know how I felt about that? Where did you said,
Ainstein Bengals, I always ship, I always tip, I always hip,
mister baby with the fact that then but it was trench baby do Like that's
funny because I have my mc donald's app and I actually have to order for
my app and went to the drive through and put gave my number and they
were like cannon beats, candy beats, like yeah, that's me. And
hispanic lady was loading her ship. She was like, they don't get it
now. This is one I could have put on the screen because it's not
like, um, it's not a taxtic shame. But they posted the picture
of him, were like, my poor Dasher is going through a lot today.
Like, bro, look at the shadow. It's a bad day.
Damn chucky on the woman didna be air? Why they are so short?
They tried to buy to a guy person, but look at the height.
Oh my god, he was at a disadvantage when he woke up. A
little person is a little person delivered. Oh my god, he was little
as people short? Yeah, no reason, little little I was like,
my favorite movie that's loud. Why is that not on a streaming service?
Because it's the reason. So, while we are on the U trench Baby
and Einstein, you gotta order extra security. Hey, he just definitely ain't
some of your fries order the car ice coffee in a fucking bagel saying with
bro he said, see, no, you probably ate off my ship when
it came out. Yeah, because it's like if you're so quick to eat
off, no, I just yeah, I order Einstein's all the time.
So while we are on the topic of deliveries, there is a video that
I sent you. There is a lovely white lady on there. Every time
my mom sent me this man, my mom sent me this video and said,
what would Mimi do? Absolutely, And I don't even know what the
video is, but that's the ANSWER's go ahead, clap it out for yourself.
It's like the episode of Family Fueling Paul hit the buzzards before Steve finished
the question beating your ship, Hold on which one did you send me?
I apologize? People's okay, we got s, we got some banter to
care time how you do and me me, You're gonna be up in the
morning and be on the breakfast sandwich one day, some breakfast sandwich, breakfast
real breakfast sanwich. This a whole the time. Mom was like, yeah,
go to cup Makes every day. The last two episodes, Tommy always
got a grateful why he was. He was like, I stopped the Windy.
You are an hour and a half ls on brand for you. You
couldn't get a sandwich from Windy. He was like McDonald's. It be so
gratious. He was like, yeah, that was. But I understood why
I went to that T ANDT cafe next door. Ni. I went in
there and didn't even come up to ask me if I wanted some shit.
I wanted to comment, but I was at word. It was. It
was the video I say, right before the video of me raising brand crises.
Sh Niggas love raisin raising brand crunch, not raising brand raising brand family.
I don't like Raisins, but Raisins with milk is insane. What you
the granolas? It's it's sweet. I'm not eating Raisins and that's my go
you gotta go ahead and eat it. I feel like, yeah, I
feel like Raisins and milk is just asking to ship down your leg Jesus.
I don't. I don't because it's a brand. The brand flake is not
good. I know. Shannon Tell about some raisin brand. I don't feel.
I don't fuck with raisins because now my aunt, damn, that's the
one. I don't like white peoples. She do not like white people,
so she you. You don't remember whenever we went over, she used to
give us those little miniboxes of raisins every fucking time we saw her, and
then yep, and then whenever she gave them to us, like, she
would have them so long that when you opened up up it was just one
because they were all stuck together. But yeah, I hate raisins to this
day. We do not good. I'm like dried cranberries, so like the
crazings like that. Yeah. So we have a video on the screen and
this is my mom sent this to me and she said, you know what
would Mimi do? So while we are on the topic of delivery drivers,
how about we go ahead and roll this beautiful being footage. I'm in the
car. I don't care what you are. Get that out of my face.
I'm going, do not get in the car. I have you on
cameral I don't care. Get away from me, yeah, away from the
car. Don't tell me what to do. You're not my mother. Private
neighborhood. You have no high as the cart who cares? I am,
it's the cart who can just scratched my face? Good? Get out of
my face, No bitch, I will take you have no brand me again?
What make this nation suck? Don't get get in the car, tell
me, don't grab me, get in the car. Hello, Brenda so
Joyce of Dayton, Maine. We have the classic assaulting battery. Brenda.
I gave the victim mere information. I asked her to call the police so
that you are properly held accountable. And a quick shout out to Ruckus for
flipping the tag during the video, and dogs sing Brenda, good boy rucas.
Yeah. So any confusion about this video? There is an insta cart
delivery driver. She is in the neighborhood to deliver to somebody else and his
wife cannot mind her business, and she is telling the instacar driver that she
don't have no business there, even though she literally has fucking business. There
was the intac lady. Also, Yes, you couldn't tell about her hands.
I just wanted to, I couldn't. I couldn't tell her she was
whiter Spanish, but she heard what she said? Did she say you people
make this nation. She was saying something I was saying. She was the
Spanish. I thought he talking to young people because she sounds like a white
woman. Sound like a white to me, she sounded like she had a
little tent to act like. She sounded like span But wait, who got
she got mashed her face and she stood there in the face again, watched
my face like we see. We see enough to hear the look and the
way and the way that I have my camera set for like anti shad with
video recording. You know, I got to do that when I'm you know,
I'm bouncing this thing on y'all would have caught the full ass whipping.
I would have kicked her. Say it out that bitch and her beagle as
good as gone dog was sitting there like dog. I'm so tired of her
doing this shit, you know, right right, Shannon tell him, missus
qu whoop her ass? I several times I hear shit because laugh Kea said,
I haven't ran into a carry and I thank god because I would turn
her. I haven't her as every which way but loose. Wait wait,
wait before before you take look at her, look at go back to the
Keatsa's face on the thing. Don't you look like she ain't gonna with no
wish? I wish, I wish a car would I ran into a Karen
before? It don't be pretty. I haven't, and I feel like I
haven't, and I feel like I literally I lost my mom. It is
one of those things that the universe knows, the universe knows what not to
test me with. I thought the universe did, but no, set me
right on the And I don't have the restraint to not whoop your ass in
that situation, because it's because why why are you not minding on business?
In my situation, I was. I went to Starbucks and I put you
know, you put the Starbucks order in, So I put up in front
of the Starbucks. There were no open parking spaces but handicapped. So a
question, I'm supposed to park in the handicapps? Fy? I get it.
I literally parked there for two seconds, open up the door, grabbed
my drink off the counter, came back. Lady I started taking pictures of
my license plate and she said, oh, you're not supposed to be parked
here, this is handicapped. I said, I understand that, but I
just ran in. You know, we can call well, you know,
well I should call the police because you're not supposed to be here. Next
thing, you know, I literally was this close to her, and then
the lady ran out of Starbucks and broke us up. But I'm like,
bitch, it's seven in the morning. You got me When I say,
I went off like I was so. I was so angry because you're not
minding your business. I haven't had this altercation because I've been around white people
for the last six seven years of my work. I'm a very big guy.
I don't think nigga really wants to smoke. And I'm a nicest guy,
so I don't think I'm gonna harm you. But I don't think you
want to see what I'm gonna do to And it's a bunch of it that
I'm not said Kenny would have been on her story like, so, guys,
I just had to kick someone's ass. N see it. Hears what
it's like story time. You're not about to be in my face hollering at
me, first of all, when I tell you the back, but the
moment that because because one thing I've always laughed at is when people either get
hit with the microphone, or like when they fall with the microphone, because
you can hear the little bit, you can hear it. So the moment,
so the moment that little tap hit where I heard when she swattered her
phone. Bro, I'm beating your ass. First time. I am beaten.
And at this point it's like so now I gotta call my customer on
speaker and like, Bro, can you come outside and get your ship because
I'm really been the stuff of mud holding this bitch and I don't want your
ice cream the milk. It would have been her auntie. The irony would
have been a would have been her auntie. I reckon, get your grandma
off this block, bro. The irony would have been somebody in her nam
house or the instacra. That would have been the damn irony her husband.
But I mean, it is something that you worry about when you do these
delivery services. When you're in these neighborhoods and they don't recognize you being in
their neighborhood, you get stared sometimes, you know, the whole neighborhood will
be staring at you until they see you taking packages out. Then they'd be
like, oh, okay, we're having a lot of balls because I don't
they don't have any penalties. Why get away with why you get out my
story? Like? Why do you feel it's okay to approach people that you
don't in a threatening manner and you don't need You don't know what I'm capable
of, You don't know what I got own me. You're gonna walk up
and I'm gonna feel threatened. I'm gonna put you on your ass. Now
we gotta have a memorial for you and your fucking veagle, because you are
here fucking around and finding out. Not a memorial. I'm just saying,
though, people gotta leave people ruggets didn't want no rugets dogs, Little band
day across his nose. He probably was already in shambles like this bitching ram
into a wall trying to walk would have crap her dog and through it.
How the dog didn't do nothing. The dog was actually chilling. Don't like
dogs, so she was, she looked sheep looking for any reason attack?
Why you hey, they probably they'd probably give you time for sucking with the
dog, and you know how they feel about animals. Yes, the dog,
now what it bat? He got them legs out, she said,
dog I gotta find that video of an older black lady wearing a caring out
the gas seson fellow whites let her get handed for five minutes before they stopped.
You know it's back now now because you know white people have a horrible
habit of Hey baby, I though no regular bitch in the know, So
my thing is this now. Keisha said that it was an older black lady
that was wearing the Karen out in a gas session and fellow whites let her
get handle for five minutes before they stopped her ass. Do you know how
fucked up you have to be for white people to watch a white people a
white person get they asked, because usually because usually they will stand there and
watch a white person be the aggressor and keep working with somebody, keep working
with somebody. Then the moment somebody hopped on their ass, hey hey,
wait a minute, wait a minute, and then they want to break shit
up. So for them to stand there and watch her get shred for five
minutes, even they was sick of her video when she spent on her and
she beat her ass in the hotel lobby. I don't know the one wan
that was outside recently, and all of a sudden, she's spitting. The
girls start beating her asnd No. The one I saw when she spent on
the was on the hotel lobby. It was her birthday, didn't I think
they ended up? I didn't see that she when I saw it was her
birthday because she kept she kept telling her she needs to leave and even the
clutch. She was like, man, you can't tell her to leave.
She gets it. She's like, I don't care. She got, she
got, she's benna do spit by We played her on the pot. She
went, she walked and tried to spit on her. She tried to spin
on her and walk and she dogged her ass out because she was kicking her.
In her rib talk, she was like, I'm sorry, yeah,
okay, yeah did she yeah, okay, yep, damn that ain't no
more talking as you spit. And it's like in my mom, I don't
like my mom going shopping because my mom my mom is a terrible person when
it comes to like dealing with you know, no, she is like and
sometimes I was like, yeah, they deserved it, but a lot of
times it's like, bro, you started that, now, don't have me
in here dragging the cashier, and you started that ship. But I can't
let her fade you because you old and you're backing ship bad. But you
started that ship. Yes, Danny said, I saw that one in the
hotel, like, but she deserved every damn blow hey, Honestly, honestly,
she deserved more than that. She got off easy. She did because
she she just spit that she got because that was that was real. That
wasn't a little spray. That was spit. You heard it and you can
see it. No, that was the one in the hotel like we're talking
about. She Honestly, I feel like she didn't whip her ass enough for
me. She didn't. She did, but she said she was like,
let me get out of here before I go. Like she she had to
stop her. So I commend her for having, you know, the restraint,
because I look, that was I don't know how long I still would
have been on her ass. I do want to video because because you know
that she got to get arrested. That's the sault you're spitting on me.
Would have been scraping he like you want to slapper Like how Morgan Freeman she
was. She would at her ass every day we was in there every day,
like soon as she go to make her fucking phone, because I'm punching
and writing the back of her neck. I'm just I'm you've been hitting on.
I'm tripping you. She was on the ribs though, tripper. Imagine
falling in the shower at her age at that some different every day with a
tray. Hey, some kids got hitting Hey with a trade at my daughter's
school, she showed me the TikTok motherfucker shatter. Yeah, they caught her
on shit. You can go to high school and do shit. And dog
turned around. It was like sha and the whole tray shatter on dog Head.
I wonder what he did to deserve that. That's some ultimate bullying.
Hey, you know that clip just popped up. What I wonder what he
did to make them niggas that man? That clip just popped up from.
I didn't know it was from Boondocks the very first time. I did not
know that that's where that came from. But the clip came up on Facebook.
Dude, Boomdocks is one of the greatest TV shows ever made. Hey,
you got me two house arrest Man. That's hilarious. Fucking loved it,
Like the police this used to be the police station. Where were there?
Now no where here? Yeah I want I am so thankful that I
have never had a white person that dumped up like when they do shit,
it's like a little passive gressive ship like I don't know if I I think
I told y'all, like when I want to pick up breathe. This was
like a month or so ago. When I wanted to pick up rereathe,
I parked in a handicap spot. It's always about a handicapp spot because they
when they see us, they feel like it's you know that gets so um
hold on. All I want to know is worth of these out range just
hunky speed went up out? I need to let us some frustrations be beating
the ass talking about workshit right. But um so I'm sitting there waiting on
read to come out of work and the guy comes up and he's like slapping
on the handicap sign like pointing. So I've reached them because when I pulled
in this because we actually have a tag, I just forgot to put it
up because I'm thinking that she was gonna come right out. I didn't.
Yeah, I didn't plan on being there that long. So I reached out
and I grabbed the tag and I go and I'm like shaking, and he
walk up like it's a little man. Police all the fucking time. And
I was mad because in Austin they did funded the police, so the police
really don't respond for much. So I'm like, you're not gonna kick her
ass? And the police weren't gonna come. I want to go back.
What does that mean? What does that mean? What do they fund the
police? I mean in Austin was a little different. The police really don't.
It means that that additional thirty minutes it was gonna take. It's now
forty five to an hour. So you better hope you can get this nigga
up off you. They just getting paid. It was getting paid for the
emergency stuff. You better right here. What's the number for the non emergency
number. It's like that, that's a real emergency, y'all. If it's
a non emergency, remember to be able to call the number and see what
time it was. He used to be able to call the numbers, say
the time is time will be twelve o one a m. Yeah, did
you ever call pac Man? Or you can call for the weather. Not
if you call it like we used to call the sex lines and mess with
people because like we it's so fun because yeah, we used to because we
didn't have to pay, because damn it's I guess it's like that everywhere.
It's the sex lines, the clubs that the women don't have to pay,
but the niggas do, so the men have to, like they get so
many. Yeah, but I I was litter. That was that was my
error. I was out. Yeah, So we used so we used to
call and like mess with like we used to really like make people think we
datum. But when we called them, I think, look, didn't you
tell myuslin wasn't at eight four four one four one four? Why do I
remember that four actually called? I think I think it does work. Actually,
no, you said you want that you got I'm talking about sex.
It's crazy. But see that's the thing. So everything was a sex so
you would call like you're going okay, So it's basically it's like fucking you
you got time my show. Jesus, you said it's time for the Lord,
not on socially awkward time. No. So when we used to call
the chat line, just think you know how you got tender? You swipe
lefting right. It was just it was the chat line. Like, so
instead of being able to actually see people, you have to listen to them
tell you what they fucking buy it. So you just and then you decide,
like you pushed one if you want, you pushed like one, if
you wanted to send him a message too, if you wanted to skip them,
I think you can push another button to block that personal contacting. He
was like that. So no, no, we were under age. Weldn't
even supposed to be on there. We were just on there fucking with people.
That was our version of prank calls. So so this one dude,
Now, when I was old enough, like when I was actually eighteen,
I did meet somebody off of there, and I'm so surprised that I didn't
end up murdered because this nigga came to the door. No, but he
came to the door and he was wrapped up in the blanket like a serial
killer. Came not my door. I was living dangerous back there. Everybody,
Oh my god, I'm like, what us? Yeah, so was
on the jot line yea, so he had likes. Man, there's some
sleepers on the chat line like this, like this and I was like,
was held? Was he black? Yeah? He was like wait okay,
so he was rapping a blanket and then you left. Yeah, And I
was like, wait, did you really wait time out? Pause? I
don't know. He looked crazy to me. I gotta I got a cousin
to act like that. That niggas meant to do that shit he used to
wrapping up in the blanket. No, he wasn't naked. He was just
wrapped in the blanket. But how do you know he won the can under
there? Because I could see the oh yeah, I could see like,
oh, hey, how you doing? Maybe you just again like we need
the pool wrapped in the blanket. I nigga said, this is it's dick
outime before Keisha. We need to start this like a little what was it
girls? See ye a little line? What was her name in that movie?
I forgot what he slept. He just said. People say I got
a phone say his voice, and I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Prove it? Okay? So so Keisha, when I delivered, I
said that about me. I said that about me, and Keisha said her
voice doesn't match her face at all. Mia whoa. This is good from
flavors. That that's the one I was drinking. I'm drinking the scot Mual
Big Country. A bag of tip one came in we go. I want
to know where you got this big as back. I'm looking at the bag
right, that's the two gallon bag. I gotta be never seen a bag
that. See. Her voice does not match her face. I smoke we
need last night. Her face looked like her voice to sound like a nigger
named James I got, I got the Netflix password and all this sen Wait
this girl and her voice like she has a very soft sec like. She
sounds like she could be a phone. She looks terrible like based off of
how she looked, you would think she sounds like a nickname James. The
other chip is the deal pickle chip from the Cuban Chips. Okay, okay,
I had one of each one. He's like, I'm not God?
You really? Are you not God? In this motherfucker? N I'm promising
I know that. Gotta be Like, what's the two gallon bag? Wait?
So you got a whole box of those? You got that from?
No? I got a whole box of the grid I think they got from
the store. Yes, my mother bought those from the story. They have
to come from Sam's because that's they buy everything in book from every day.
Um. Okay, So there was a question um on Facebook and it said
what is the biggest scam in life that no one wants to admit? Insurance?
Adult team? High school college? The question said, what's the biggest
scam in life that no one wants to admit? Niggas? College? How
your filter big working? Now? Somebody comment in credit Score and I said,
that is so valid because how is the United States trillions in debt judging
me on how the fuck I pay my bills? You niggas print money and
broke. That's crazy And ain't even trying to pay your niggas frank money and
are broke. And you're telling me that I can't get something because I don't
pay my fucking bills. The nerve Who do we owe though? Because Americans
just so built on having the biggest dick and bullying other niggas, But we
owe somebody China, China, imagine somebody owe you money? And your saying
credit only been around since like eighty nine, like, and that's what fucking
gets me. Like Keisha said, I'd be a Paul, like I played,
I pay my bills now for the char slapt on it. Man,
I just got. It's like a perfect mix hate that nigga. Man I
wasna in but like, no, no, no, I don't don't sleep
on the sn I wanted. I wanted to be able to port something out,
so I have to get them out individually. I want to eat them.
You know That's what I do. It's right snag. So yeah,
but I really really really don't understand how these niggas is, like, like,
bro, most of we will never touch a fucking trillion, and you
niggas print money in our trillions of dollars in debt. But you was mad
at me. They just now fixing this ship. But y'all was mad at
me because I had a fucking asthma attack and couldn't pay my goddamn ambulance.
Real, nigga, that's another thing. That's a scam. Insurance yess yep,
insurance? What else life is? Chris Rock make me sick. But
whenever he said they should call it just in case shit, I was with
him on that. He've been saying that for the longest. Um definitely paying
for education like that and we're the only country that char sandwich chips. And
then you know they just have free healthcare. Bro like y'all charge us like
everybody everybody wants to know, it's gotta be two gallands when I get back
by trying to put the leftovers that don't fit in every Yeah, that's that's
exactly what we're using for. And I know as much as they like over
here, I know as much as they were like what we need this to
you know, keep shitting like the government's a fucking scam. Are fucking junkies
they keep they allow to you like parents. Taxes is a goddamn scam for
show, because like for y'all tax everything, every fucking thing. You don't
put that guy damn phone down, Tommy, Keisha said. Banking, she
said, because if I didn't have ten dollars for gas, why would you
charge me thirty five dollars? But you know what, especially chargings not mine,
they didn't Well you got credit, don't you. Yeah, Okay,
that's probably so here And here's the thing with that. So banks have the
fucking audacity to charge over draft fees because you were broke, when most of
the times they don't even have y'all got damn money there. They're using your
money to borrow without to other motherfuckers and then be like, oh, well
you didn't have it too bad, bitch. I had one bank, just
Silicon Valley, one of those banks, yes, something, all that shit
that just wanted like, how fucking there you? So if I need my
money, I have to give you an advanced notice so that you can get
the money here. Bitch, you didn't have it either when you sup my
account says it's here's the motherfuck. Can't I just walk in here and get
it? Girl, girl? That's very true. Yeah, yeah, that
scammy right now. Yes, the world is scam. I feel like at
this point I have to make a meme like we're just gonna fade Joanne scammer
face over the United States of America as a whole, because everything here be
some bullishit And like Wine said, America is always trying to flex like they
got the biggest dick. But niggas, bro look, just really sit back
and think about America outside of the fact that we ain't getting our arms chopped
off because we stole a loaf of bread like a Laddin and shit, a
lot of shit is really fucked up here, very but certain ship that they
do overseas. I feel like we need to do here, Like if they
stole the rapist to death. Oh yeah on TV, no man, I
tune in, and you know what people pay. That's how you get the
government of no fu. If they can keep making all these slave movies traumatizing
us and shit, I can see a child rapists get hit in the head
with a rock twice trauma. Matter of fact, let's do one better.
Let's the family affect. It be the one throwing the stone. Where did
they come from that on there? Awesome? I didn't even know that fucking
button was a perfect eggs Thank you, we go ahead and clapping up for
brief for this comment. She said, just because it's big, don't mean
we know how to use it. Not what they meant. Brice said,
I want to hear the thunk when he hit the head too. I hope
they got I hope they got Mike's wired. Remember I told you that?
Yeah, Mike niggas up like when they when they be fighting on Love and
Hip Hop? Was that Draft King? Draft King got take bets on who
hit the rock? Who rocks? Serena? I saw my blue last weekend
and and all that ass Who are you? Yeah, that shit is Uh,
it's fucking wild though, man, like they really tried to charge us
for fucking everything they as. Yes, man, I'm trying to think of
what's not a scam? Fagin sh not a scam? Uh, don't tell
nobody. Them cheeks was cheeking, my bad. They was bouncing though.
Who all right, I never saw her face. Oh hey, don't don't
get mimi standing up. She got some biscuits. She's showing some people your
cheeks. Y'all gotta pay. That's gonna say, dream a hole. But
I had a drehou Hey the dresses, this dress, the dress is fitted
in the biscuits. Uh no, no, you have to turn around and
no, you gotta turn around and then back up. Ye see and then
wait yeah and then back up. Hey, y'all missing Kima, go home?
You're drunk. There there's some decent cheeks, so slappable grab okay down
now, y'all know how like Facebook social media, you know it's it's a
bunch of different groups, right. We got cooking groups, you know,
shopping cruise group. Like I'm in a lot of different stuff, gambling,
groups. But I've been in this group for a while. Um it's called
Black Girls who Love fur Babies. So it's like black you know, because
you know a lot of spaces for pets and shit, it be like white
people. So it's specifically a space for black women, but like different.
No, God damn it, yeah, because that's what Because that's babies,
you know, because you know a lot of people, they feel like they're
pet parents, they know. But when I tell you that ship is like
a fucking cult, it is they care more about like them bitches in that
group. But yeah, and they right, and they are, but they
are so extract, don't get me wrong. Y'all know. I love now
Noon to pieces same way I love I don't know I do. I'm just
port sh No. I love new okay, but so do the kids.
I treat him out equally, little bit, turn me up my headphone,
good emotion. But like I said, I I treat her just like the
kids. It was one time I just wanted to get what is my nigga
like? And then when you bring that dog home from my haircut, we
thought you got a new dog. A poodle. Poodle look like a shag
rug. Facts you listen, I'm ignoring him because I don't want to talk
to him. Oh see, Britta is in the group Brett. That group
dog Britt, that group be I only know chip name. I don't know
the other name. Okay, I no Chip, I mean who that's one
of bridge dogs. But Britt. They are fucking crazy in that they are
so extreme. Somebody, for examp, so somebody would post that's like me,
I have a dog and say beat. It's not Beat, Like he
wasn't a dog. Everybody's not a dog. You're not a dog person.
Everybody not dog person. But they are so rude and mean about it.
And it's like when they're rude to me when you don't you don't like dogs,
yes, but but but that's not I don't like that. But they
are so don't understand and they are so extrict, like they are literally telling
people to divorce people and like leave their relationships because over fucking pets. Why
how again? And it's not even one of the guys. It wasn't even
that he didn't like dogs. He got it a dog. He was just
like I don't want him in the bed. It's very understandable. I say
these things as you get older when you started dating. The questions that you
now have to ask people really fucking change. I was thinking about that the
crib one day. I don't have got it. I am not like I
don't don't kind of pet. So what happens when I meted? She like,
I'm a cat person. I'm a dog person. Brice said, yeah,
they obsessed who child be like the man or something like they are so
bad with me? Whose dog is Tap? This is Tap? And she
is a Staffordshire and has a Facebook page. Yes, she has her Facebook
page that you enjoy its. Happy birthday, Gemini, you're a sick person.
You're a sick person, tater top Myles Dook, Yes, look at
her. She's beautiful. Look at her, look at her? Look at
her. Tommy, what's that you said? The when I Happy birthday?
Dude with a dog in his in the pictures, I'd be like, yeah,
but they're in there's something and it's like you can you got that dog?
You can date someone with a pet and not be like you don't have
to be me beautiful. Yeah, when the tater tip, everybody got to
see the tater tip. Oh they do. Yeah, some people dogs be
having dogs Brittany Docks. You know what, I started the whole page dedicated
to shoes Rock Rock. You have a whole pod that's about to be dedicated
to shoes rout a damn dog that I don't know that with a whole podcast
dedicated to you ain't been looking. I'm pretty sure that you got about if
I walked she can have a damn story every day in your house. And
because because this is how extreme people be, Like, if I were to
walk in your house and speak like, you know, hey, Kayla,
hey Dilli, you had a dog, I'm like, you're not gonna speak
to Chippy, Like what the bitch that will fight you? People really be
like, yeah, it's his house. He not I'm not moving this his
house. This is you remember who leave knowing that you're not a pet person.
Your significant he actual Palomas. But that's what we've been in here,
drinking the game. I like the flavors. I never had one before,
But I like it's all about the owner and the temperament of the dog.
If it's a bigger dog, Okay, how are you raising this dog?
How are you treating this dog? Progressive that I'm not speaking to the fucking
dog because Scooby can't speak back. Can I say, Scooby, let me
loan fight, let me have five dollars? No, wait a minute.
Depending on how high you get, they will speak back. Yeah, because
I still think Scooby was a figment of Shaggy's imagination. But what I'm saying
is, if you like, you start a relationship now together. None of
y'all got pets, but his entire life, he's been a dog person.
So he's like, okay, I got bag. Now we have moved to
this nice house. I want to get a dog compliment my backyard. I
feel like you're getting a dog together? Right, So he didn't have a
dog. He didn't have a dog. We all got together, but he
wants a dog. But you're not a pet person. Are you open to
this conversation though, than let's get a dog? Yeah, because I'm not
a pet person, Like I don't fuck wear animals like that. But I
feel like, so bright, Francis, I want to have a Britney's house
today. As soon as we open up the door, Chip came running out.
Now Chip is a smaller dog. Cool her dog a bigger dog.
I've never been in the same room with her dog, because when I go
over Britney's house, her dogs go up. She's one of the only people
that would do that. Her dogs are in Takeisha. Yeah, dogs dogs,
She would not let them smell me. She would not let them come
near me. If they get too close to me, she goes off on
her dogs. Do you know what that's because Black people have learned and grown
to understand that dogs are scary, because niggas make dogs killers when they are
not supposed to be trained that way. They don't have to be trained that
way. People trying to find out Black people feel like, you got a
dog, he's gotta be a killer. Ain't gotta be a killer. You
ain't gonna have a dog that knows the owner. But I am raised to
know that animals have fucking animal instincts and sometimes they can fucking snap. How
many times have we seen them attach fucking family members and ship kids, babies,
all type. I'm talking you talking like tigers, nigga, yeah,
not a dog, and say her dogs smelled me. I said, okay,
smell smell. He sniffed, he walked away. When he came he
was trying to jump. Her husband's like, no, we're not doing that
you're going in the basement, and he went a basement. Then see the
dogs again, let you have something. But I've gone over people's house where
they know I don't like dogs, and they will let their dog jump on
me, lick me, and they'll think it's funny. It's not funny to
me. I don't see I'm with you. I'm not that. I don't
think it's thirty four years old when I'll tell you it's not funny, it's
not believe, motherfucker is not funny. Because if this person is telling you
that they're scared, and you allowing your dog to do all of this ship
care about me, then we can't be friends with you. And you think
that it's funny. Now they have a reflex and kick the shit out of
fire. Though. You gotta be upset and you gotta be mad. I
know, I know my dog will like hop and jump and try to lick
you on a ship, and it's it's kind of intimidating, but she's not
gonna hurt you. She's just very excited to see you. I'm not gonna
invite you over knowing that's gonna happen if you scared. I'm like oh don't.
Yeah, you can't come over because I'm not gonna let you. I'm
not gonna put you through that shit. But you know I'll meet you outside
or you know. She said, don't get dogs with people because you don't
have legal rights. Let me smash that. Your don't got smash about dog,
you know, saying but I don't know I saw about that, and
they said because the lady was it was the guy's dogs, but his wife
like, because she was buying ship for the dog, they had joint interest,
so they couldn't take the dog from draws. Craziest question I've heard day
dog, I'm sorry put away Brittany is because Brittany is reasonable and she is
she uses you know, she's not just being an asshole pet owner. She's
actually looking at the other person, is saying, I don't want them to
be uncomfortable, knowing that I invited them into my home. She said,
I hate that Chip is a hopper and I know it doesn't like that,
so I'm gonna allow her to do that. Like hip me doing too much?
A woman a hopper dog. He not aggressive, he's just like,
hey, somebody's woman. I don't know what Britty, what ship and that's
like me because I'm a door dasher, right boy, And that's a door
dasher. Sometimes I have to deliver to white people. But dogs those so
there. I'm in an apartment building because you know a lot of them apartments,
especially down sound like they let you have dogs, like big ass dogs.
Oh I don't know, but I'm delivering and I'm waiting on the elevator
and you got this big ass fucking dog. That's I'm I'm five three fam
and your dog is up here to my fucking you have snipping on me and
ship while I got these people food like dog and you're just sitting here like
them. You're scary, dude, You're scary. That's why I'm like most
people are. Dude, like seven years. If my dog don't buy it,
you're a liar. Seven You dog don't bite you. Seventy percent seventy
percent of dogs that you think are aggressive or not okay, But I really,
here's my face, Nigga's been changed by dogs. Are they fucking life?
That's why here's my thing with white people. Dogs don't do shit.
They don't do a goddamn thing. This is why I like people who like
try to justify shit. Pet. People, If I tell you I'm afraid
and I do not fuck with dogs, take it at that. Don't try
to convince me that he don't bite. Don't try to convince me that her
people person and people I do not fuck with dogs. Put your dog in
the room while we're kicking it. If you can't respect that, I'm gonna
just assume you don't. I'm not no more here your pet. What about
the white person was like, you know what, I was attacked by a
black person. Trust no black people. Keep your black people away from me.
I don't. I'm scared. Good are they're like that? Anyway?
I want you to be afraid. I want to walk down the street.
You see me, you cross because you're afraid of me. That's perfectly fun.
Kids that I was traumatized. I don't care how big it is,
um Trenia said. I did Amazon Flex Once a customer had a dog in
a driveway. I politely text them like, hey, you can either call
your dog in or come get your packet. How many times have y'all see
me post dogs in the driveway when I was doing my Amazon Flex stories on
here? I'm not getting if you don't want to thank you. It's about
respect and a lot of people want you to have the same love and admiration
for their pets as they do, and that's that's not reasonable. That's your
pet. Yes, you don't get to negate my feelings just because you know
your dog. He's like people come over and dogs. He was, you
don't me, you don't buy me. That's the really ship. He's not
gonna fuck with me, you, he said. Now if I go upstairs,
I cannot touch you. I can't this yours, you know. But
Lilo, I honestly I didn't expect you to be here because I thought you
might have been at the contract. Lilo, I would assume that Lielo was
the pressure front row Jackson, Are you look at you? Did? She?
She did? I guess something wrong with Keisha said, I locked my
doors loudly when white people walk past the ships and giggles, grab your purse.
But I think, y'all motherfucker's dog racist? Hey that remind me?
Hey, No, that reminds me of the racist zombies. Tommy zombies like
the door. Zombies like the door. Like Britt said, our big dog
is actually sweet. But I won't try and make people believe that I won't
force it. She wasn't bad. She wasn't bad. Nie sound likes to
be loud as hell. I do the same. Yeah, I'm not um
because that's like because to me, it wasn't a dog person like so when
she used to come, Nuna was this fucking big, like I could put
Nuna in a shoe box. But I respect the fact that she don't fuck
with dogs, so I used to It takes me nothing to close the fucking
door for Nudu not to be in there. Motherfuckers act like they dog is
just gonna get right, your dog jumping on. You know, I put
that shit on to have your dog gonna leave it. And and that's and
that's like me saying like, well, Nona was sweet, Nuna was this
Nona was that nun beat the fuck out of Ken free free like Nuna was
tiny, and Nunu beat the fuck out of Ken. Yeah, but I'm
saying, but she bit somebody. She bit the groomer too, but she
been here. Yeah, she trying to take his other blood, to try
to take other finger. He kept sucking like you was gonna be I ain't
gonna front. I'm sorry, I'm speaking I'm I'm speaking from the behalf of
a person who respects people with scared of dogs. I don't want you to
be afraid of my dog. So if I don't put my dog like this,
seven you say seven, that half got unless you're not counting thumbs.
Yes, um Breeze said the little dogs be the memo when we used to
go to Louisiana and sign when we When we used to be in Louisiana,
I used to hate going to my great granny house because they had this mean
ass, fucking Chihuahua. I hated that, always considered the meanest dog.
I hated that. I literally cannot for you. I cannot really ask did
you ever cover why you don't like dogs? Because she always wondered, I
cannot wait for the family and see me there. I can't wait. I
can't wait. It's the fear of what I can't wait for the family union.
Think I'm like cousin fear of the unknown. I guess I never got
a type by dog. I don't think I ever got chased by dog either.
Were you still like you didn't know this? How is this not an
you say, ankle biding bastards? I didn't know, and I'm trying to
come around. I will say, I like dogs. Is the tory lanes
of canines. That's angry and for no reason, y'all see take she is
a sweetheart, because see a sweetheart. Look at her. She's just happy.
Tommy, that's cool. She's one. Don't funk with dogs story,
but you don't dog? Oh about cats? I hate cats with a passion.
I hate cats. I hate cats. I love cats. I hate
cats. What what are my future? Bitches like? In the snakes?
And then on top of me hating cat like, I would not a snake
if you got a snake. If you got a snake weekend, that's issue.
Have a snake the issue. Walk around anything with no arms, no
legs, and can still kill you. Nigga my size, I don't even
stand the change. Walk around with a steak cante you in three minutes later
you are dead, facts dead. He can strangle the ship out of you.
I want look, I'll be on snapchat you. But if if you
fight me and I have to Google to see if I'm gonna make it,
that's doing too much. That's doing too much. If I have to,
if I have to describe how you look to know if you're gonna make it.
Hey, if it had this on it, then you good. If
not, call it, take it. MoMA loves dog. Fucking snakes can
sneak up on you for no reason. Now, I will say, but
see that's what I'm saying. If I sleep, if I go to sleep,
I gotta worry about you, big fact. They come up about you.
Can you warm and they're cuddling up for you next to you? Know
that run It ain't cool? Love you watching snakes on snapchats, Snakes swallow
ship by sounds. They got a whole island that people can't go to because
it's full of snakes. And I'm going to she said, I will choke
a cat out. Wait, we gotta have what you want me to have
faith in the nigga with holes in the sand to save me from a snake.
So Bree said, I love now. Now I don't. I don't
want to interact with snakes, but I can. There are some beautiful snakes,
but I don't want to like interact. Like you go to see people
on vacation and they taking pictures with the motherfuckers around their neck, Like what
if I poop? They don't like the smell of something. Then all of
a sudden, this motherfucker's tightening this trick new or why because they do something
like that in public. You don't have to put the snake on you.
You don't have to send you. We went there was people with snakes.
Don't come by right tide. No, they don't. Don't play with me
like they can. You wouldn't run as the stays like saying side video were
getting a new baby when we get back. Yeah, short niggas are literally
chas. I told you. Tory Lanez is fucking Tory Lanes in the canine
world. Why are you inviting? Hey, kiss my ass bridge timous AMMI,
you gotta web empty everything baby in the bubble Listen. We was at
the play, say she's allergic to man, go please do not mix her
drink. He so nothing else. When we were like okay, I said
no, no, no, hear me. When we were in the side
and what to eat? I was like, well, what you gotta taste
for? She was like, you know what, I'm gonna let you pick
because if I pick and you have allergic reaction, I don't even know what
I mean. Just tell me where to show up to I don't want any
part. Yes, that's why she did the day business biscuss the biscuits out
to about lizards in iguanas. I don't like none of that, Like I
would die in Florida because I heard in Florida. Then motherfuckers just be falling
out of trees and shit, and I don't got no time for that.
Y'all still got here, he said, I'm cutting your gardens. They can
have. I don't give a fuck. I ain't looking for spots and ship.
Well, get and see because breeze like, well, most people that
have snakes there this kind. But you have to look at a lot of
people have species that are exotic that they're not supposed to have here. A
lot of people just beginning ship and don't know what the fuck it is or
how to handle it. And then they let they just turn this ship loose.
And now I have a problem because this irresponsible motherfucker was like, damn,
we ain't got no room for it or happening or removing they do that
ship or something that a cobra. It was a cobra and it was lost.
I think it was an adapt anyone in the Dallas area. They lost
the cobra. I just saw motherfucking python coming out somebody toilet. Fuck do
you lose a cobra? He said, don't got to Puerto Rico either.
I went to Mexico when it was shit there, but that wasn't bothering me,
so I was cool. Yeah, see this is why, like she
was like jealous, get goes be on the window. Texas, Texas and
Florida. So the entire when we when we came down to Houston, everything
was we didn't see nothing. I didn't see no butterflies, no, no,
nothing. That was cool. When me and to me it were checking
out of the hotel and literally on our way, all of a sudden,
a little getka, I said, now see they be in your house.
Yeah I heard that. I heard Texas and especially Florida, and they're so
fast you'll just see something shoot by you. Like damn, such a small
world that we actually find out that we like distant cousins and then you best
friends with my ex wife's cousin former formerly known as besties. But no,
like it's so crazy because it's like I hate living here, Okay, I
fucking hate it, but I can't leave because as girls and I I'm just
stuck here because because we don't get that weird as wild life, I don't
have to worry about lizards and snakes and scorpions and all of us sh since
they tell them us to look out for these invasive earthworms, and they're showing
pictures of them, and they saying if you see them, like you have
to kill them in a certain way. You can't cut them in half because
it'll grow back. It'll either grow back or it'll separate and become something else.
But it's super invasive to like the environment and stuff. So they tell
you don't touch it, don't go anywhere near it. It gives off like
these toxes. They're pretty much telling you like you don't go anywhere near just
leave it because it's toxic and it's invasive, Like can you just canna roll
over with my car's hired? Here? This girl? This is this here
a girl say that she kind of did it in pieces because they said,
don't do what it have So when she saw it, she did it in
pieces because she said she didn't want us going around, said you gotta put
him in alcohol or something. It's been all over the news. I'm telling
hey, kids, just say. Even the monkeys that were jumping off people
in other countries scared my God. So when we went to Mexico, there
were signs telling you, like, there were signs telling you like, hey,
you know, watch your back because monkeys and stealing your wallet and stuff.
Yeahs terrines in the whole neighborhood. Lethal said. Tropical environments are crazy,
but Australia is the pussy part of the Earth's I will never go to
Australia. I don't give a fun how beautiful. I will never fucking go
to Australia. Legal like God was on bullshit to me. To me,
Australia is just like the tip of how fucked up. I feel like the
ocean is the ocean? What's the percentage of ocean? The oceans terrifies me.
I love water, but just the surface of it. I love the
green a little, you know, the sun beaming, but anything because nothing,
nothing under there is like, oh my god, it's just so beautiful,
Like there's I don't like everything gotta have weird ass tentacles and just fucking
slimy or weird. Even the place the plans just be down there looking a
creepy and I don't go on time for that. And there's so much stuff
that they haven't even discovered yet, running some shit you ain't never even seen
before, and I just imagine you the fight, Yes, nature is fucking
terrifying. Like, look, they had Little Mermaid and what was the other
movie that came out before that? With um? What was the other movie
that came out recently? With the guy he had to undersee they were fighting?
Was that? What kind of like that was a kind of fat They
was all, I'm like that shit, this feels rich. It's not gonna
give me, it's I would you what was a punishment? She said,
I understand now why I was smounted as a punishment for British people. She
said, yeah, imagine if you ain't gone up to go get your morning
coffee and you can see like Godzilla standing in the middle of Lake Michigan.
Because there's a lot of shit. There's a lot of shit that I actually
think is adorable, but I still want fuck with Like like to me,
trash pandas are fucking adorable, But I'm not sucking with no raccoon just because
I think it's cute. That can be really adorable. Are cute too,
especially you see like the little baby ones, like they'd be really adorable.
But I don't want y'all think swipers is cute. Panders got oh, they
said, Australia's where they used to send prisoners. Good. Yeah, that's
where the world prisoners used to go. Good. Make make make the motherckers
go over there and cut grass and see what they discover. Just imgine that
that's your punish when you gotta go to Australian cut grass. You got camodo
dragons, You got bro the way they swallow shit whole they are so Camodo
dragons originally sallow like that. You walked into that one. You to thank
you for tuning into every nigga. Now you're telling dragon so like like keisha
if they got no keys, like a ship do a lot of different pets,
but a lot of shit. It's like, even when it's adorable,
I just I can't. They don't. I don't know what it was,
but there was this bone in time where women wanted black widow spiders as pets.
Yeah, there was a bunch of women that always, yes, we
earned eleven eleven, can we go home? Now? Some of those things
are going to work tomorrow. Are you working? Damn right? Everybody turned
on tone like the ghetto. Yeah, just it is exactly. But I'm
leaving earlier. Hey, but before I go, y'all can tune into the
can Beats Breakfast Sandwich at nine am tomorrow morning. I more I'm going for
a streak because whenever you say breakfast sandwich, I'm like, damn misteak bagel?
Do sound good? Like? I just I really thinking about your mouth
watering? Right? Indeed? Is you You're know how pissed i'd be.
I'm like, oh, breakfast sandwich? You didn't you got my saldwich to
somebody is so disrespectful. You're not that guy I'm samonch to somebodyse whatever the
baddy the bad You're not that guy on a baty resort that out. Yep.
Hey, all I know is nine am on the TDR network. You
can tune into the Canby's Breakfast image nine yesterday's price. It's not two days
price. You never know who the guess is going to be. You know,
I'm actually you playing that. I want to go ahead and and and
clap it up because m Jeff is it is it Bezos shout out to him
for he is now engaged in marrying a single mom of three. I love
that because you know how they love to tell us that a high value man
ain't gonna marry no single mama and all that shit. So I just want
to put that out there that this is rich ass nigga, the billionaire got
him some single mama. Pussy is black, no quick question as a as
a billionaire at the billionaire and you are just at odds with your wife.
Don't you have enough money to stay married and fuck her? And yes,
and you don't have to get a divorced you You have enough money to do
what ever you want. All right, why do you have Bezis on Amazon?
Why? But you have to agree to that ship. Here's the answer
to your question about it. She black Grist says she looked like a Mexican
blow up down. Ain't that works for me? Still counts the Bezis were
crazy. Said if that was true, his wife wouldn't have divorced them.
If you're a billionaire and you want to get you a single bisu with three
kids, that pussy slack. You're gonna tell me, ladies in the chat
that if you were married to your bellion there and niggas protect the coins they
don't have. It's crazy because they always swear somebody is out to get the
money that they don't. Fucking I'm sucking. Would me me and my wife
is a billionaire and I'm not, I'm not divorce your ass. We're in
a house and I'm on the other side of the who puts some on me?
You know? That's that's sweet, that timey thing that I would be
a billionaire married. I'm gonna open this ship. All right, stepman,
get your ass in that house over there, and hey, stepman, gonna
be a verban. I'm gonna step in my ass over Let be step in
my ass all day. Hey, Brittany said, because you get half a
d y'all go. Yeah, you know, I said, that's why you
build protection into the marriage agreement. You can still have a prenup and you
can have a prenup and still get paid if her cheats. Hey if my
if my being their wife cheats, I'm like, we be protecting money.
That's not money. That is pretty crazy. If I'm being their wife is
cheating, I'm like, all right, we protecting money, does not ours
ya want to steal it? Because if she was the bread winner. It
would go the same way. It would be the way we do because like
Mary jay Bliss, that happened to hurt, she had to pay due and
pay for the dude was a bitch ass think it though. That was what
was it can do Isaacs right, It was making sure. That's why his
statman been pinching off that well't eveywhere you literally have like every couple of days.
Actually I would infidelity. Damn their guarantees have no not me being the
billionaire. Oh you know what, I don't know, man, billion dollars.
What the fuck you? If it's about money, you still got it
unless he being an asshole about it. Nine getting you know, giving you
giving yours? I probably married. Tell exactly, I got what you're gonna
do. We don't believe you're gonna stick. We got ten thousand square foot
house. Stay on the other five thousand and a half, and I don't
gotta see your ass. I bring my bitches on the other side. We
are just make sure you don't got the plot when I'm trying to hit right
the kitchen At the same time, Lena said, reminds me of the tweet
welcome to Twitter and say, welcome to Twitter. A black person will be
here to ask you a hypothetical question. Shortly, you got everything or he
want to do is every other Tuesday. I would like send me to suck
my thick if that's what you went too. Girl, See Brittany said,
I read contracts for a living and it goes both ways. People just don't
talk about women making more and losing money. To me, what you want
through right? I don't know why they don't think that that happens like it's
not always and then and most and most of the niggas that talk about it
all she can't have. She can't have a lot of the niggas that I
know that have been married and gotten divorced, they didn't have enough to give
fucking half for ship anyway. It was just they just fucking they figured out
what the fuck they was gonna do with the kids and went about their business.
That was it nothing. It wouldn't have happened nothing because they had a
fucking wealth to split. The most of the niggas that complained about they don't
even have enough money to fucking worry about her getting fitting from nothing leaves nothing.
They be living in the gotten down something if you want to be with
me. Nothing from nothing that happened to just not glorified unless they then all
of a sudden they were like city boys up. The nigga that had everything
and his mama name is to go though. That nigga was the ship.
After this cyls that nigga had it all. Yes, she's always seen something
wrong Twitter Tussler. No, man, that should be soccer player. That
soccer player who like they were really getting and they be having all that.
Somebody have a kid, didn't get a divorce. No, she she was
the runder the contract. She fulfilled her contract five years and then she was
like, and that's how marriage should be. Let me get you. And
if that one did, that chick that tried to try it, he was
like, thanks for the ass deuces said thanks for the games. When that
nigga became a starter, he couldn't tell folks nothing, she says, Mama
would have got a cold. How can I get on that rocky payment that
was the soccer player that she was talking about, Oh yeah he wasn't.
He wasn't. How can I getting like a rocket. You don't gotta do
shit out something right? We uh you was gonna clear as mama fan,
nigga put two babies in a billionaires mama remakeer. Hey, is that is
that club shot greater or the greatest ever? Might be? It might be
the greatest club that might have been the scream her shot that mother from I
think, I think, I think I heard your nag scream Dan's baby daddy
took four hundred million from her and ain't do ship forget her pregnant fan,
I'm gonna have to have an accident. Oh my soul, scream her latest
husband, because her first one is the reason why she got twenty seven grammys.
One was all about that nigga. She gain rich, pat That's what
they really do. Act like women don't be bread winning some situations and they
end up getting Hey, I'll be screaming like Joe Biggest. You really sat
like Neona when somebody step on her path? Oh my bad. Whatever you
saying when you hear your mamma scream, you've been watching print of your boyfriend.
Mammas, that's how I'm going busting a billionaire like Joe's mama. Like
Joe's mama, You coming to my birthday, My birthday bash. July eighth
here at the Sherman Phoenix let Us said that they're not married. I haven't
been married that one. You're looking for their own. Everybody here, don't
bring your ass in here. He sada, miss you hey, I'm doctor
horse disgust. Fifty years of hip hop, fifty years of campy. I
told everybody you were taking horse riding listens tonight, so you wouldn't you wouldn't
be here. I hope they weren't. Success. Definitely, taking dictation ain't
nothing like riding a good man. I'm like riding a good horse. You
know, every time I see this, I always thinking, say hunky,
I asked one, do you know how why how the Honky's got their name?
See you know hes got their name because it was hunking at the prostitute.
I ain't want to be seen in the black neighborhood, right, They
was honking at horning, so they called him to hunk. She chose bad
because the first one took her money and his black nigga using her. At
this point, I could treat you right. So wait, what are he
doing that wrong? I thought he had his own money. Kaylyn is for
you girl. Thanks. You know you gotta Tara. Yes, I like
to peruse the I's target you like Targia and Designer said. Rich Paul is
the most successful sports manager in the history of the NBA. That's all.
I'm right. He using her Ridge parget everybody your bag, even these weak
ays niggas. Who who was he? Everybody your bad? He does?
And when is he like the Rick Fox at uh? Yeah, like,
yeah, that's gonna say Fox, he was just there or the top manager.
Don't talk about the game, you're crazy street fighter? That is Oh
water break? What time is it? She's at seven o'clock. I really
do hate the fact that they be having nothing but black folks. Keisha said,
no, listen, y'all need to catch up. He jeopardizes her Vega
shows he toxic fu. Yeah. I haven't heard anything either. I'm not
catching her because I don't care. Yeah, I didn't not know that about
Rich Paul. Now break out. A nigger name is rich paula the origin
name rich fall. Now, I haven't um. Brit wasn't here tonight.
I don't know she was at the concert tonight, but I do want to
acknowledge that she posted that she has finally purchased her first pair of crocs and
she got charms to baby so comfortable. So bet I bet that's not bab.
He finally just jumped on cross like this whole time. It's a conversation
and I could have been like, so now he posted yea and he and
that's what he does, So now he'd be like he'd be a playing fitness
shros. I did not know. I did not know that they have crop
flats. Yeah, I did not know that. I just saw Nick post
about like a full shoe like yep, I did not know that they had
um crop flats. And I'm like, damn man, I'd be I need
them for like work, because I need to be comfortable. Like the only
shoes that I wear other than crocks that like, I can wear them straight
and not be like, damn man, like the soles of my feet hurt.
Are my uh my Adida slides because you know ADIDASU with that cloud phone,
that cloud pham is. I don't look, they need to do something
about heels. If they, why haven't they come up with some way to
put the cloud foam in fucking heels. So the most comfortable hills I bought
recently came from Target and they have memory phone in foaming them. Yes they're
they're like the Tiana Hills, but they have memory phone, so it feels
like you're walking on the cloud. I was able to wear them slides rain
boots, yeah, like cloud foam inswers like because the one my most comfortable
heels to date. I'm so mad because I lost them outside the mix I
was fighting that day. It was some heels from Baby Like. They were
so like I can when I tell you, I could literally run jump and
hit a cartwheeling the motherfucker's like. I could wear them all night and they
were so comfortable to keep the mothers on while you were serving fades. No,
and I was too fierce, bro hey man, I had to jug
under some ship. That's when the world found out that you say, I
love crocks. Does that mean I won't get chose this summer? Here?
Here wear them them? I got I got a bear crop. Yeah,
he didn't wear them studio, you got little don't talk to me like that,
Jimmy, Okay, really really so mad at me because I because I
call them giblets. Gibletz is when I wrapped this morning, when we cut
that turkey in high Yeah, and the giblets. Yeah, the one you
wrapped those giblets. I got a customer. You're trying to bomb on a
crock. Okay, so I have I have one final I have one final
thing, because you know, we got Kiva here, Kaylas here, we
got our women. In the comments, so a guy posted um a status
on Facebook and he said, black women, I love you and will protect
you. Why can't I ask you to smile? And the comments were very
interesting because it's like, have you ever seen somebody like ask a question but
you can tell like they didn't really want you to answer it. That's how
this went hold up, yes, because everybody that was like telling him like
what the problem was, like why they don't like it? It's like he
was getting real defensive and mad about nobody was mad disrespected with it. But
it's like if I walk in to a place and you like, damn my
smile, Like you don't know what the fuck just happened in my day?
Right, and why do I have to like I couldn't. I could have
just left you. I could have just left my the hospice visit, like
you don't know what's going on on my Like I'm happy and I'm just not
smiling at that moment. But is it is it him asking you too smile
or is it how he's asking you to smile? Don't ask me to do
don't ask me. Why don't ask me to do that? Because because I
know that move and if we're having a conversation, I don't want that energy
that you just want you. If I say smile, smile, ain't you
don't approach me with this Whatever happened to you before you walked in this room
and had nothing to do with whank. So when I say smile, a
smile, But who the fuck are you to dictate? But I have to
smile to make you feel more comfortable. It's not about making me feel why
you got this up energy, but you feel asked me to help you with
some shit. It didn't say that the energy was bad and you said they're
not smiling. You saw you made that assumption because yes, because you're not.
No, I could be okay, I could be perfectly fine. So
you make that assumption. So brit says, I definitely have resting bitch face.
I I don't assume you wouldn't assume you was crazy because you were smiling.
Yeah, if you're smiling like like that for short serial killer. But
she's smiling. But this is what you ask No, that's not that's not
what I asked her to do. You said that not what I asked her
to do, though you asked her to smile, and she did. Hate
one woman want to be But yeah, Brittany, your profile pick definitely has
Yeah, I see that now. But a minute I see telling me you're
sitting some picks I got. I'm picking a minute now, Bree said,
motherfucker's told me to smile after I found out my auntie died, like leave
me alone. That's what they told me on my old job. Hey,
you need to smile because he gonna assume something that's wrong with you. Fuck
damn, something's wrong with me. Maybe it is you say, anybody the
side tooth missing use taco eating motherfuckers saying. Britton says, I definitely have
rest in big face and I never liked dudes. Ask you mean that guy
don't know my smile beautiful enough? Who the fuck do you? I ain't
gonna home. You ain't got a smile, I'll smile. Fuck, Oh,
I let this side exactly. It's the b I that's a nervous episode.
It's a bad pree say, y'all know how cheesy crazy, like why
are you so happy? So I'm gonna see if damn did he delete it?
It's a bad bitch in the back. You trying to put the mic
out this the first there's the strawberry biscuits from Popeyes. So so one of
the comments said. One of the comments said, why can't you ask me
if I'm okay? Versus demanding I perform? We're just leaving. My whole
objective is to actually even turn into smile. So I see, y'all,
I try to make it. I try to make some happen. Then you
have some asking like why do you need a smile? Umt no. So
so this that's what I want to do. I want to I want where's
my where's my favorite comment? I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try one time
and if it I'm gonna try one time. If it don't work, I'm
like, all right, that's it. What a mean face. That's happened.
That's that's happened before. That's happened before draws and the draws are off?
Why why are we still here? Isn't not trying to wrap up.
I'm like, it is, how about my mat No, you don't know,
you don't you right to shake and now y'all no so um. One
of the women had comments right, and she said that a guy asked her,
like the older tell her, like you know she you know, she
needs to smile. So she was like, oh, something like a smile
sister or something. And she was like, come pump my gass, brother,
and she was like he looked at her like she was crazy, and
like, why would I do that? Like the same reason you want me
to smile? Get out of my face. He don't want that smile.
You want business got him so far, I have pump pumping gass. What's
the end? She literally gave you the end that she said that she knew
folks want don't come. He definitely would have got a little bit. He
would have got a little bit of a conversation. He pumped that gus.
Don't be ready. You don't even have to You don't have to do that.
You can simply say, well, hey, you look at something to
make her smile on her fucking own if she wants to fucking smile. That's
what they think, is the thing. They think that's the they but when
they think that's the punch line. But when we tell them that it's not,
they getting mad that we tell them that it's not. He said,
think about what you're requesting from a woman's proect. Smile, Think about what
you're requesting from a woman's perspective. If a man you don't know it all,
comes up to you and ask you to smile, and his reason is
that he will love and protect you, none of what you see in proof
of what would be the response? What's that said? Why do women you
don't know need to be responsible for how you feel about them? It's always
been so eye to me for an adult man to be so pressed about that.
Yeah, but you can't, Like you can just you know, like,
how are you doing today? You know, you can strike a conversation
other than other than making a fucking demand out the gate. Smile like I'm
gonna start making up shit? What my fuck is? No, No,
I'm gonna start making up shit. Yep, yep, I cannot red to
you. My dog died a little smart bury that motherfuck that? See why
you want to play that is? Why? Why are you trying to focus
on walking in the door and walking as you. Damn it, Slady White,
it's sick. Aren't you gonna smile for me? I'm like, bro,
my little brother just overdose this morning. I'm just gonna start making up.
I will, I will, I will. Why you fuck up my
morning because leave me the fuck alone? That's w but I will, I
will do this? Is this wrong? So, pretty girl? Wait?
Whoa? I I want to smile? Smile? Yes, yeah, I
said, I gotta so much after my son passed and it pissed me off.
Make me smile in that moment, and that would be exactly. You
can do something. You can take an action to make me smile, versus
just telling me you need to smile. You need to get the fuck out
of my face. So from what I'm gathering from this conversation, guys,
if you are out here and listening, is that it boils down to one
side. I said a young lady to smile. My god, it's not
it's not. It's not a pickup. Why are we Brit said? It
is always demand a smile, but they just want to eat the coucie like
me, smiler than not not gonna stop you? Oh period, that's true.
What if her teeth. You think about what you really asking for?
Now? What if she's smiling? That smiling ain't so nice? Now you
really, where's my hood? Don't do that? I ain't, I ain't
never, I ain't never been a nigga asking for hood. Don't do one
like that? Why ask for hu? Yall? I never said that before.
I will, I will watch how about. I will watch a lot
of things in life, but I ain't never been to wear my lug nigga.
I watch, I watch a check, I watch a check that you're
not gonna play women. Don't you're not gonna play me like that because you
trying to put that now, man, you on my jacket. You put
a lot of shit on my jacket from childhood. But that ain't gonna be
one. He definitely asked for a check. Bullshit. I will watch the
chick's facebook post post pictures of her not smiling. When she does smiling,
you's smile, It's just it's a pretty smile. You smile pretty smile,
and you can just leave it at when you see me like you have a
real nice smile. You have a real pretty smile, like I can't you?
I catch your call often, Hey, briny brize. Can you get
the chips? More? Give me the bag so I can tell her it's
all in it, like you want the recipe. I don't understand what I
am, but I am bout you the rest. We'll be right back after
these messages. Time of trying to get this beer. What not wrong?
You're definitely not wrong. You're not wrong. You Oh I need you.
I'll forget um because jelly Bean wants a wig for graduation. Jelly being on
a weird for graduation two weeks. Yeah, so and for her, I
don't want to, like, I don't want to spend a bunch of because
she's new to it. It's just for her to her graduation. Like so
for her it would be like a straight I don't like straight here, I'm
I'm sending it to you. That no, okay, I don't know shit.
Oh I guess, I guess kayless leaving. Yeah, we're about to
close out anyway. We had two hours and fifty two minutes. I didn't
announce it bounced, he definitely did. Can we get the chip mix bro
that chips? I'm not you just get ready to go. I ain't even
whispering it talking about the live gloss bro you d that was the whole first
as the beginning of the show. We were all lifted right after us.
This hilarious. But you ja love, I'm gonna get some leather plants for
the not for the summer. We're wait till they get fall. Some le
job Okay, re job's keeping the diva. Y'all can follow me on t
see mace. No, this is back in my back in my day dollar
side to one side. Are you are you a real period? Yeah?
It is. Follow me on, TikTok, keep it? What is it?
Queen Kava? Find it? Yes? Match you asking us with TikTok.
Always in the back. It comes up like I'm not gonna it comes
out as soon as I put it up. Tike that way. I went
to open her. It's always one of them too, because it's old.
I think it's queen Ka Diva. Why is it? That's not the first
one. Oh, you're not following up? Follow you know what I'm saying.
I haven't been on there in a couple of days, but she was
just on there. I saw like a week shaking eyes me. Yeah you
queen Ka Diva nine to four Yes, and that it's queen k you queen
with a K period K you y'all, y'all all did one days to the
same song Queen. There you go in the videos pop up in section,
so like one video would just be see the one video then one video just
be craz You can't send you can't send pictures. She got twelve followers.
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