This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. I walk
a only road, the only one that I have ever known. Have you
guys ever seen that Indian dude who raised his hand and he's left his hand
raised extended for fifty years. I've seen this before. Nineteen seventy three Amar
Bathtari dreams Hindu dude and he raised his arm like in protest, and he's
not lowered it in fifty years. Okay, that's a lie, because we
need a NonStop camera on in for fifteen picture. You have one picture.
Yeah, he lead his arm like that while he was sleeping it tell me
nineteen seventy three and they said for two years it was excruciating pain. But
then the arm atrophy and all the muscle essentially left. And then now it's
fine that he's just still got it up. It just stays there. It's
fixed. Some dumbbell curls. I imagine he's also make some sort of effort
to keep it up and extended. But that's what he's doing. It's like
that wacky contest where you have to stand and touch the car the last person.
It's like a mister Beast video hands on a hard pot. It's like
a mister Beast. Yeah, stupid. You should get Malcolm in a mister
Beast videos so you can watch them all. They're good, a little young,
he's a little young. Maybe I think it's pretty pg. He's taking
up the great game golf. No, I got them in cloth great game,
the one that will help him throughout his whole life. Baseball, No,
golf. I agree. I've given you the tools you need. And
he never misses an opportunity to remind me of who gave him golf. Okay,
because Mikey, Mikey gave me golf. That's the exact gave me golf.
Four words. I want to hear the podium when he wins the Masters.
He's taking up baseball now, I'm just telling you what he's into right
now. Can he not just be an athlete? I've seen your quick twitch.
We don't need this kid playing baseball quick twitch? Okay, we need
this kid on the golf course. Look at your frame nuking the ball in
like three years. But no, I'm really into baseball. Dude. Listen
to me, always listen to me. This is the way. Well,
he needs private lessons from Uncle Mike. I shoot nineties. He doesn't want
to need lessons for me. Okay, well he can learn how to drive
from Kevin and then come over and work on a short game. Fine,
that's a good plan. Actually, right, Kevy, I'll get you in
the fairway. Scramble dream. Kevio stripes it. He kind of does,
like sixty to sixty right down the middle. Yeah, sometimes further. He
can nuke it too. He'll get you in the fairway, just like Scotti
Shuffler, the winner of the Arnod Palmer invitation. We're gonna talk serious golf
at some point, are we. It's not on the run sheet. Do
it in there at nine? We all sports clean up. At nine we'll
get out the room. But and it's not like clean up like crap.
You know, it's good stuff. It's just stuff that we you know,
win te MAVs yet right Oh yeah, stars, five game win streak.
There's your stars talk. All right, it's time for Gorilla Gorilla time.
He's laughing. It's still we are leave the room and get the sun.
We are one and fifty seconds away from sunrise. This is so what does
that mean? So seven forty two am is our projected sunrise? But get
that is that when it breaches the horizon or is it already up? It
depends where you're right. That's when the whole sucker is above right. Yeah,
I guess a cod cover can ruin a sunrise. Yeah, but they
still know. I just was over there. It's right over bye bye baby,
and it's starting to peak all right in two minutes. Are we gonna
fill it? And jem Man, my world clock just is seven forty right
now? No, because at eight o'clock we got one hundred percent chance of
rain. Yeah, and then it's gonna be nice. It's gonna get into
the upper sixties this afternoon, seventy degrees by three o'clock in beautiful sunshine.
Yeah. Give me a little warmer next couple of days, then wetter later
in the week again. Chance of rain Saturday, that's what your models are
showing. Yes, I have sixty seven thirty percent chance of rain on Saturday
for the parade. Kevin, can I wee weie in your cereal for a
moment? Yeah, man, My buddy Joel smart Man, we have a
conversation this weekend and we talked about the big eclipse, all right. Then
we talked about it a little earlier. I mean, look at it.
Oh no, I know, look at it. There's it's all cloud It's
April eight. What happens in April? What's the old saying? April showers
April, Yes, olden showers of April. You say, over on,
then you take a regular shower. I think it's how the old saying goes.
It's gonna be cloud what it is? Cloudy? It's rainy that one
day we're all in for this one hour window. Oh my god, let's
fly to Texas. Let's get an airbnb. We're but depending on what's going
on out there, it could be clouds galory, you could see nothing.
The people bought hotels, rough flight hotels. That's the thing about the flights,
which is smart because you're above the clouds. Yeah, but see the
the people like every county that's in the vicinity, and I see county that's
a little smaller than Dallas County or Terrant County, but the county is in
the vicinity. And the one that is in I think it's hill County,
Hillsboro, right, and more issuing like big time emergency orders, Like we're
gonna have more people than this town's ever had. We ain't ready for it
and trying to get out in front of it because people are going there,
like traveling there. We should have set it up, but we're just don't.
We don't have the straight up, we don't have the resource. We
should have had a remote set up in Hillsboro, right, you know that
morning well that it doesn't work for it. Again, this all relies in
the Bit and Skins show because happens during their time they're on from ten to
two. If you're new to the station, speakeas with Mike Reiner, Cavanaugh,
Julian groups two to six. All we would do is get down there
and announce that the sun was coming up as we signed off at ten,
is here it showed up? Yeah, that's what we're gonna announce. Yeah,
so part one of this eclipse and then I do a zero res live
spot we all go home. Yeah, official sunrise should be now and hard
to seek a the clouds. I'm just telling you beware of clouds for this
eclipse. I a lot of people. They're going to be very disappointed.
A lot of people. Many people are disappointed. All right, got some
wild stuff that happened. You get to the gorilla story, won't you at
a Madonna concert. You guys saw the video right at the service over the
weekend. No, I don't know one thing about I'm confounded by your teases
and so I'm excited here. Oh my god. Okay, I just assumed.
Over the weekend in my local gymnasium, a video went viral. This
is like Friday afternoon. Video went viral of two zoo keepers trapped in the
gorilla enclosure at the Forward Zoo. Uh huh, and the stories later,
what are you doing? So? This video is wild. It shows You'll
need to look it up. Honestly, you'll need to see it. The
video shows a giant silver backed gorilla sprinting across the habitat, and it's got
a zoo keeper hiding behind a door like hiding. So then you see a
second zoo keeper try to distract the gorilla. This video got like forty million
views on TikTok and took off. National media outlets start running with it.
So a spokesman for the zoo had to come in and be like, okay,
okay, here's what happened. Here's what happened. This was in October
of twenty twenty three. This was not this weekend, but it was a
few months ago, and here's what happened. So basically like in the videos,
nuts too, because there's like kids looking out as this lady's about to
get mauled with this huge silverback gorilla and the gorilla's thirty four year old Elmo.
So the zookeeper error is what caused this. They were when they go
to set out the food for the gorillas, they take them into an indoor
habitat, and then a couple zookeepers go out and drop food okay for them,
and then once it's clear, they bring them out of the indoor habitat
into the outdoor habitat. Well, as they're going to put the food out,
Elmo didn't go into the indoor habitat. They didn't get the all clear
that every all of the grills were into the indoor habitat. So Elmo's out
there and two zoo keepers are in the habitat with him. Bore. They
sure are my god in the wide open spaces. Did you see it?
Yeah? I can't believe. I just typed in the Google search engine Dallas
gorilla. I looked up Madonna gorilla. Don't do anything is confused Okay,
so how does that get there? Okay, if this happened in October,
we're learning of it now, and they basically come out and admit, no,
that was five months ago. It is clear in that video that two
zookeepers nearly died. Well, I mean they weren't any really close to the
gorilla. Yeah, but I mean I would say close enough. Gorilla's close
to you need to be. But the gorilla is being kind of cool.
He just looking at it. What about did you see? Did you see
the gorilla run after her? He didn't run after her, he just kind
of ran by her. You haven't seen the part of the video where he
runs after I'm watching the whole video looking at all. I've seen bit of
footage. They're terrified. You hear people in that back groun going, oh
my god, Well, these are zoooing nerds. They don't know what they're
seeing, right, and we've all seen the video of the gorilla that protected
the baby. Okay, they're not zoo going nerds. Zoos are cool,
I agree, are they? Yeah? So the video was posted by oh
twenty two year old Ben White. Ben no longer works for the zoo.
Oh so he's kind of burned the zoo on his way out. He was
a security guard at the time, and he was the one responding to the
gorilla call, which makes me ask questions like, you were filming, what
were you doing to help if you were the one to respond to the call.
And should twenty two year olds be security guards at zoos? That seems
like kind of a serious job, right, Not really actually, I mean
we always joke the joke about the high school kid at six Flags. You
know they did they shut the door down? Did they buckle you in?
Well? I mean, if the twenty two year old at the zoo is
a security guard, might did he have a little bit to say if an
animal gets out of a habitat or not and kills a hundred I'm saying these
are all things that could happen. I don't know. Now he said,
you're not going to have like former Secret Service people in charge of zoo security.
I don't imagine zoo security is all that. Yeah, you know,
you're just kind of mall copy. Oh yeah, I think so. Yeah,
And you don't even need to be an animal expert. I don't think
this gorilla would have done anything on either. He was just like, oh,
what are you running? Where are you running to? He never was
aggressive toward her, No, he never like ran at her. She was
kind of behind a tree and he just went by the tree and picked there's
a there's a video of him picking up his bucket and he sets it down
like a good gorilla. You just se him throw it. He's throwing it.
He tripped over it. He wanted to give her his bucket, his
favorite bucket, right, Kevin, Okay, then you guys getting the enclosure.
We've not sacky radio stuff. Yeah, we'll cover you and meat and
put Danny in the zoo enclosure. I've got whatevery gorilla wants you sad banana?
Your banana suck, dude. No, this is a much better banana
than last week's banana. You do always smell like banana. It's gonna be
a dream, so the security guard. Twenty two year old Ben White said
he did not post this to like criticize the zoo or get revenge on whitey
Worts anymore. He said, it's a cool video. Yeah, he just
posted it to show people what happened. He didn't know that it would take
off and it forty million views and national media outlets are picking it up.
Dude. It was everywhere. I mean the New York TV stations. Really,
this video was. This is a nothing. I disagree with you.
That's nothing. I think it is. I think it's a near death experience.
Well, you're scared of everything, though, Kevin, that is true.
I do think there's even a dramatic moment. I understand someone stuck in
the enclosure. Yes, that's I think it's dramatic when she's running to hide
from it and he takes off after her. I don't think he ever gets
closer than twenty feet from her. Misreport watching the right video. Yes,
dude, this headline okay. The body of the story says, according to
the zoo, due to keep her air or two staff members entered the enclosure
of a large silver back gorilla unaware that he was still inside. The video
shows him aggressively charging at the workers a few times. He never charges at
them, No, he if he wanted to charge at them, they were
easily attainable. Dude, Gorilla just runs across the his enclosure and just stops
and just looks at him. I think he was confused. He probably was
a little confused, but he's like, why won't you take the bucket?
Or maybe he wanted to play why won't you take my favorite bucket? Yah?
Well, let me tell you something about this of this gorilla because there's
another wrinkle to the story. Thirty four year old Elmo is a terrible father.
He is the father of Jamila, who was born via sea section about
a month ago. I remember that story. Get this. Jamila's birth mother,
Sikhani, was like, I don't want to really take care of this
baby. So they're like, we're going to train a new surrogate named Gracie.
So they start training the surrogate to take care of Jamila, and then
Gracey's like, I don't want to do it either. So now they're having
their third surrogacy training of gorillas. They're trying to get Winnifred, which is
they call her Fred, to take over this baby. Nobody wants this little
gorilla baby that was a birth via sea section. Almo's like, I don't
want anything to do with it. Said, she's small or like a runt
kind of yeah, oh, it's very tiny. It was. I mean,
I don't know what it looks like now. But when they did the
sea section and pulled it out. It was tiny. But they I think
there's something about when a female gorilla has a birth like that, which c
sections don't happen often, that they don't want anything to do with it.
So they can't have that baby around that mama. But then they they've had
been trying to train these other ones. I don't know how it works either,
you know, But and they don't want it either. Well, Elmo
needs to show up. Yeah, show up for the kid, or at
least you know, you got to write a pretty sizable check each month for
some gorilla support. Yeah, you don't have to do child support? Right?
Did you take care of Malcolm? Right? Too? Personal? What
are you doing? I don't know what happens. I don't know how that
works. Both things can exist, Kevin, Ah, both things can be.
To move on to the Madonna gorilla story, this Madonna story better be
a doozy. I have audio JJ, let's crank it up here. This
requires a bit of a setup though. Let's go to NBC. Rick Mitchell
played this clip last week. But this is NBC five's Rick Mitchell. This
is audio from the Dumb Zone podcast. AITA is the only team of its
kind for girls in wheelchairs, and they say they hope one day to expand
to other cities. You can learn more about the program on our website NBCDFW
dot com. Thankful to Ali for that wonderful story. That's a good story.
You know, Brittany, when I first got into TV one hundred years
ago, not really, but thirty years ago, I worked with a meteorologist
who was in a wheelchair and there was nothing she could could not do,
that's except walk. But she got in front of the green scream she of
course she was in her chair. Wonderful woman, wonderful woman. Hey,
we've had some rain tonight. You call it the gek three thousand, the
gogk three dog three thousand, like a gagging frog. All right, Now,
let's go to from about eleven years ago. The president of our current
president of the United States, Doug Graham State Senators here, Chuck, stand
up and see you. Oh God love you. What am I talking about?
I tell you what you're making everybody else? Stand up? Opal,
Thank you very very much. I tell you what. Stand up for Chuck.
He can't do pretty good, yeah, not bad. Oh God love
you. Everyone does the thing you can't do. Stand up. You're making
everyone else stand up. It was almost like he was a faith healer Madonna,
who's has puffed up like a puffer fish in the face. Okay,
I got in trouble earlier for saying fat slash and now here you are?
Didn't. She had to postpone her tour dates because she nearly died when she
went to the hospital, telling Madonna a puffer fish sixty year old woman are
attacking her looks well? Yeah, and rumors are she overdose? But those
are rumors? Who knows? But she had post on her tour dates.
But here she is. She would to everyone to dance and have a good
time at her show. Destrod were they doing sitting down over there? Why
are you gave City looking clusely in correct? Sorry about that, I'm glad
you're here. Oh my god, Okay, okay, why are you guys
sitting down? Why are you sitting out of there? This share section,
the whole group, the whole roped off area. I'm glad. I don't
know one more time we sitting down over there? Why are you grave City
looking correct? Sorry about that. I'm glad you're here. Did they show
like a wide shot of you can just tell I mean it's well, the
crowd, what was that reaction? It seemed like the crowd then saw like
they zoomed in and yeah, I didn't see a zoom in on it because
it's just a crowd shot video, right, So I mean I didn't.
Yeah, I don't really know, but yeah, you do hear the crowd
like, oh my god, they're in a wheelchair. Yeah, oh well
she kind of heard. This is kind of her oh God love you moment?
Is this? Oh well, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're
here. Everybody else stand on her? Okay, so she wants everyone to
stand up at her shows. She's sixty five, Like, dude, what
audience is going to this? It ain't a bunch of people in their twenties.
I bet there's a fair share of young absolutely going there with their momm
go sit down for the old Like, I'm a big Paul Simon fast.
I am tired enough for these shows where everyone's just kind of sitting and I
do want to kind of stand in rock a little. Yeah, And you
can tell you Paul Simon, you want to rock at Paul Simon? Yes,
Danny, Okay, yeah, you want to stay stage dive to the
boxer want of course, Jesus very glove that laid him down. No,
but they're stand up and sway songs and at least Bob you know, like,
hell, yes, dude, there are fifty ways when you call me,
when you can call me out comes up. Okay, Then everyone stands
out. The old people stand up for that. I understand bridge over trouble.
But even then, I want to stand up and sort of appreciate show.
Yeah, I stand for the artist. I absolutely love. I want
to stand. It is strange to be the concert and just everyone sit and
stare. It's weird. It's actually beautiful. Yeah it was your jaded musician
guy. No, I just like to sit, you know why because if
you sit, it's easier to take a nap. Okay, and I love
sleeping. You're building different. Okay, let's get out of here. This
Mike's Aroy livespot we've been teasing for a long time is about to happen.
An hour in the making. Ready for that. Also big surprises. Oh
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