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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the freak. I walk

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a only road, the only one
that I have ever known. Have you

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guys ever seen that Indian dude who
raised his hand and he's left his hand

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raised extended for fifty years. I've
seen this before. Nineteen seventy three Amar

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Bathtari dreams Hindu dude and he raised
his arm like in protest, and he's

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not lowered it in fifty years.
Okay, that's a lie, because we

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need a NonStop camera on in for
fifteen picture. You have one picture.

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Yeah, he lead his arm like
that while he was sleeping it tell me

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nineteen seventy three and they said for
two years it was excruciating pain. But

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then the arm atrophy and all the
muscle essentially left. And then now it's

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fine that he's just still got it
up. It just stays there. It's

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fixed. Some dumbbell curls. I
imagine he's also make some sort of effort

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to keep it up and extended.
But that's what he's doing. It's like

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that wacky contest where you have to
stand and touch the car the last person.

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It's like a mister Beast video hands
on a hard pot. It's like

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a mister Beast. Yeah, stupid. You should get Malcolm in a mister

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Beast videos so you can watch them
all. They're good, a little young,

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he's a little young. Maybe I
think it's pretty pg. He's taking

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up the great game golf. No, I got them in cloth great game,

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the one that will help him throughout
his whole life. Baseball, No,

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golf. I agree. I've given
you the tools you need. And

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he never misses an opportunity to remind
me of who gave him golf. Okay,

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because Mikey, Mikey gave me golf. That's the exact gave me golf.

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Four words. I want to hear
the podium when he wins the Masters.

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He's taking up baseball now, I'm
just telling you what he's into right

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now. Can he not just be
an athlete? I've seen your quick twitch.

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We don't need this kid playing baseball
quick twitch? Okay, we need

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this kid on the golf course.
Look at your frame nuking the ball in

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like three years. But no,
I'm really into baseball. Dude. Listen

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to me, always listen to me. This is the way. Well,

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he needs private lessons from Uncle Mike. I shoot nineties. He doesn't want

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to need lessons for me. Okay, well he can learn how to drive

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from Kevin and then come over and
work on a short game. Fine,

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that's a good plan. Actually,
right, Kevy, I'll get you in

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the fairway. Scramble dream. Kevio
stripes it. He kind of does,

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like sixty to sixty right down the
middle. Yeah, sometimes further. He

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can nuke it too. He'll get
you in the fairway, just like Scotti

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Shuffler, the winner of the Arnod
Palmer invitation. We're gonna talk serious golf

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at some point, are we.
It's not on the run sheet. Do

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it in there at nine? We
all sports clean up. At nine we'll

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get out the room. But and
it's not like clean up like crap.

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You know, it's good stuff.
It's just stuff that we you know,

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win te MAVs yet right Oh yeah, stars, five game win streak.

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There's your stars talk. All right, it's time for Gorilla Gorilla time.

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He's laughing. It's still we are
leave the room and get the sun.

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We are one and fifty seconds away
from sunrise. This is so what does

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that mean? So seven forty two
am is our projected sunrise? But get

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that is that when it breaches the
horizon or is it already up? It

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depends where you're right. That's when
the whole sucker is above right. Yeah,

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I guess a cod cover can ruin
a sunrise. Yeah, but they

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still know. I just was over
there. It's right over bye bye baby,

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and it's starting to peak all right
in two minutes. Are we gonna

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fill it? And jem Man,
my world clock just is seven forty right

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now? No, because at eight
o'clock we got one hundred percent chance of

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rain. Yeah, and then it's
gonna be nice. It's gonna get into

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the upper sixties this afternoon, seventy
degrees by three o'clock in beautiful sunshine.

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Yeah. Give me a little warmer
next couple of days, then wetter later

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in the week again. Chance of
rain Saturday, that's what your models are

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showing. Yes, I have sixty
seven thirty percent chance of rain on Saturday

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for the parade. Kevin, can
I wee weie in your cereal for a

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moment? Yeah, man, My
buddy Joel smart Man, we have a

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conversation this weekend and we talked about
the big eclipse, all right. Then

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we talked about it a little earlier. I mean, look at it.

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Oh no, I know, look
at it. There's it's all cloud It's

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April eight. What happens in April? What's the old saying? April showers

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April, Yes, olden showers of
April. You say, over on,

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then you take a regular shower.
I think it's how the old saying goes.

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It's gonna be cloud what it is? Cloudy? It's rainy that one

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day we're all in for this one
hour window. Oh my god, let's

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fly to Texas. Let's get an
airbnb. We're but depending on what's going

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on out there, it could be
clouds galory, you could see nothing.

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The people bought hotels, rough flight
hotels. That's the thing about the flights,

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which is smart because you're above the
clouds. Yeah, but see the

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the people like every county that's in
the vicinity, and I see county that's

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a little smaller than Dallas County or
Terrant County, but the county is in

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the vicinity. And the one that
is in I think it's hill County,

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Hillsboro, right, and more issuing
like big time emergency orders, Like we're

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gonna have more people than this town's
ever had. We ain't ready for it

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and trying to get out in front
of it because people are going there,

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like traveling there. We should have
set it up, but we're just don't.

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We don't have the straight up,
we don't have the resource. We

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should have had a remote set up
in Hillsboro, right, you know that

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morning well that it doesn't work for
it. Again, this all relies in

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the Bit and Skins show because happens
during their time they're on from ten to

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two. If you're new to the
station, speakeas with Mike Reiner, Cavanaugh,

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Julian groups two to six. All
we would do is get down there

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and announce that the sun was coming
up as we signed off at ten,

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is here it showed up? Yeah, that's what we're gonna announce. Yeah,

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so part one of this eclipse and
then I do a zero res live

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spot we all go home. Yeah, official sunrise should be now and hard

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to seek a the clouds. I'm
just telling you beware of clouds for this

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eclipse. I a lot of people. They're going to be very disappointed.

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A lot of people. Many people
are disappointed. All right, got some

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wild stuff that happened. You get
to the gorilla story, won't you at

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a Madonna concert. You guys saw
the video right at the service over the

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weekend. No, I don't know
one thing about I'm confounded by your teases

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and so I'm excited here. Oh
my god. Okay, I just assumed.

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Over the weekend in my local gymnasium, a video went viral. This

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is like Friday afternoon. Video went
viral of two zoo keepers trapped in the

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gorilla enclosure at the Forward Zoo.
Uh huh, and the stories later,

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what are you doing? So?
This video is wild. It shows You'll

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need to look it up. Honestly, you'll need to see it. The

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video shows a giant silver backed gorilla
sprinting across the habitat, and it's got

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a zoo keeper hiding behind a door
like hiding. So then you see a

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second zoo keeper try to distract the
gorilla. This video got like forty million

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views on TikTok and took off.
National media outlets start running with it.

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So a spokesman for the zoo had
to come in and be like, okay,

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okay, here's what happened. Here's
what happened. This was in October

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of twenty twenty three. This was
not this weekend, but it was a

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few months ago, and here's what
happened. So basically like in the videos,

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nuts too, because there's like kids
looking out as this lady's about to

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get mauled with this huge silverback gorilla
and the gorilla's thirty four year old Elmo.

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So the zookeeper error is what caused
this. They were when they go

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to set out the food for the
gorillas, they take them into an indoor

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habitat, and then a couple zookeepers
go out and drop food okay for them,

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and then once it's clear, they
bring them out of the indoor habitat

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into the outdoor habitat. Well,
as they're going to put the food out,

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Elmo didn't go into the indoor habitat. They didn't get the all clear

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that every all of the grills were
into the indoor habitat. So Elmo's out

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there and two zoo keepers are in
the habitat with him. Bore. They

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sure are my god in the wide
open spaces. Did you see it?

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Yeah? I can't believe. I
just typed in the Google search engine Dallas

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gorilla. I looked up Madonna gorilla. Don't do anything is confused Okay,

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so how does that get there?
Okay, if this happened in October,

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we're learning of it now, and
they basically come out and admit, no,

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that was five months ago. It
is clear in that video that two

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zookeepers nearly died. Well, I
mean they weren't any really close to the

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gorilla. Yeah, but I mean
I would say close enough. Gorilla's close

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to you need to be. But
the gorilla is being kind of cool.

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He just looking at it. What
about did you see? Did you see

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the gorilla run after her? He
didn't run after her, he just kind

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of ran by her. You haven't
seen the part of the video where he

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runs after I'm watching the whole video
looking at all. I've seen bit of

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footage. They're terrified. You hear
people in that back groun going, oh

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my god, Well, these are
zoooing nerds. They don't know what they're

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seeing, right, and we've all
seen the video of the gorilla that protected

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the baby. Okay, they're not
zoo going nerds. Zoos are cool,

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I agree, are they? Yeah? So the video was posted by oh

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twenty two year old Ben White.
Ben no longer works for the zoo.

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Oh so he's kind of burned the
zoo on his way out. He was

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a security guard at the time,
and he was the one responding to the

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gorilla call, which makes me ask
questions like, you were filming, what

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were you doing to help if you
were the one to respond to the call.

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And should twenty two year olds be
security guards at zoos? That seems

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like kind of a serious job,
right, Not really actually, I mean

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we always joke the joke about the
high school kid at six Flags. You

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know they did they shut the door
down? Did they buckle you in?

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Well? I mean, if the
twenty two year old at the zoo is

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a security guard, might did he
have a little bit to say if an

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animal gets out of a habitat or
not and kills a hundred I'm saying these

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are all things that could happen.
I don't know. Now he said,

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you're not going to have like former
Secret Service people in charge of zoo security.

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I don't imagine zoo security is all
that. Yeah, you know,

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you're just kind of mall copy.
Oh yeah, I think so. Yeah,

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And you don't even need to be
an animal expert. I don't think

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this gorilla would have done anything on
either. He was just like, oh,

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what are you running? Where are
you running to? He never was

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aggressive toward her, No, he
never like ran at her. She was

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kind of behind a tree and he
just went by the tree and picked there's

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a there's a video of him picking
up his bucket and he sets it down

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like a good gorilla. You just
se him throw it. He's throwing it.

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He tripped over it. He wanted
to give her his bucket, his

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favorite bucket, right, Kevin,
Okay, then you guys getting the enclosure.

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We've not sacky radio stuff. Yeah, we'll cover you and meat and

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put Danny in the zoo enclosure.
I've got whatevery gorilla wants you sad banana?

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Your banana suck, dude. No, this is a much better banana

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than last week's banana. You do
always smell like banana. It's gonna be

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a dream, so the security guard. Twenty two year old Ben White said

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he did not post this to like
criticize the zoo or get revenge on whitey

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Worts anymore. He said, it's
a cool video. Yeah, he just

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posted it to show people what happened. He didn't know that it would take

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off and it forty million views and
national media outlets are picking it up.

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Dude. It was everywhere. I
mean the New York TV stations. Really,

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this video was. This is a
nothing. I disagree with you.

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That's nothing. I think it is. I think it's a near death experience.

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Well, you're scared of everything,
though, Kevin, that is true.

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I do think there's even a dramatic
moment. I understand someone stuck in

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the enclosure. Yes, that's I
think it's dramatic when she's running to hide

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from it and he takes off after
her. I don't think he ever gets

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closer than twenty feet from her.
Misreport watching the right video. Yes,

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dude, this headline okay. The
body of the story says, according to

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the zoo, due to keep her
air or two staff members entered the enclosure

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of a large silver back gorilla unaware
that he was still inside. The video

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shows him aggressively charging at the workers
a few times. He never charges at

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them, No, he if he
wanted to charge at them, they were

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easily attainable. Dude, Gorilla just
runs across the his enclosure and just stops

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and just looks at him. I
think he was confused. He probably was

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a little confused, but he's like, why won't you take the bucket?

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Or maybe he wanted to play why
won't you take my favorite bucket? Yah?

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Well, let me tell you something
about this of this gorilla because there's

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another wrinkle to the story. Thirty
four year old Elmo is a terrible father.

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He is the father of Jamila,
who was born via sea section about

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a month ago. I remember that
story. Get this. Jamila's birth mother,

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Sikhani, was like, I don't
want to really take care of this

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baby. So they're like, we're
going to train a new surrogate named Gracie.

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So they start training the surrogate to
take care of Jamila, and then

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Gracey's like, I don't want to
do it either. So now they're having

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their third surrogacy training of gorillas.
They're trying to get Winnifred, which is

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they call her Fred, to take
over this baby. Nobody wants this little

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gorilla baby that was a birth via
sea section. Almo's like, I don't

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want anything to do with it.
Said, she's small or like a runt

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kind of yeah, oh, it's
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sea section and pulled it out.
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there's something about when a female gorilla
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sections don't happen often, that they
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So they can't have that baby around
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been trying to train these other ones. I don't know how it works either,

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you know, But and they don't
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needs to show up. Yeah,
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least you know, you got to
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some gorilla support. Yeah, you
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Did you take care of Malcolm?
Right? Too? Personal? What

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are you doing? I don't know
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works. Both things can exist,
Kevin, Ah, both things can be.

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To move on to the Madonna gorilla
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a doozy. I have audio JJ, let's crank it up here. This

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requires a bit of a setup though. Let's go to NBC. Rick Mitchell

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played this clip last week. But
this is NBC five's Rick Mitchell. This

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is audio from the Dumb Zone podcast. AITA is the only team of its

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kind for girls in wheelchairs, and
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dot com. Thankful to Ali for
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You know, Brittany, when I
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ago, not really, but thirty
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who was in a wheelchair and there
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that's except walk. But she got
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course she was in her chair.
Wonderful woman, wonderful woman. Hey,

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we've had some rain tonight. You
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gogk three dog three thousand, like
a gagging frog. All right, Now,

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let's go to from about eleven years
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president of the United States, Doug
Graham State Senators here, Chuck, stand

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up and see you. Oh God
love you. What am I talking about?

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I tell you what you're making everybody
else? Stand up? Opal,

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Thank you very very much. I
tell you what. Stand up for Chuck.

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He can't do pretty good, yeah, not bad. Oh God love

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you. Everyone does the thing you
can't do. Stand up. You're making

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everyone else stand up. It was
almost like he was a faith healer Madonna,

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who's has puffed up like a puffer
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I got in trouble earlier for saying
fat slash and now here you are?

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Didn't. She had to postpone her
tour dates because she nearly died when she

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went to the hospital, telling Madonna
a puffer fish sixty year old woman are

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attacking her looks well? Yeah,
and rumors are she overdose? But those

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are rumors? Who knows? But
she had post on her tour dates.

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But here she is. She would
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time at her show. Destrod were
they doing sitting down over there? Why

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are you gave City looking clusely in
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you're here. Oh my god,
Okay, okay, why are you guys

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sitting down? Why are you sitting
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the whole group, the whole roped
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know one more time we sitting down
over there? Why are you grave City

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looking correct? Sorry about that.
I'm glad you're here. Did they show

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like a wide shot of you can
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crowd, what was that reaction?
It seemed like the crowd then saw like

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they zoomed in and yeah, I
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it's just a crowd shot video,
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but yeah, you do hear the crowd

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like, oh my god, they're
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she kind of heard. This is
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Is this? Oh well, I'm
glad you're here. I'm glad you're

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here. Everybody else stand on her? Okay, so she wants everyone to

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stand up at her shows. She's
sixty five, Like, dude, what

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audience is going to this? It
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I bet there's a fair share of
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go sit down for the old Like, I'm a big Paul Simon fast.

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I am tired enough for these shows
where everyone's just kind of sitting and I

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do want to kind of stand in
rock a little. Yeah, And you

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can tell you Paul Simon, you
want to rock at Paul Simon? Yes,

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Danny, Okay, yeah, you
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boxer want of course, Jesus very
glove that laid him down. No,

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but they're stand up and sway songs
and at least Bob you know, like,

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hell, yes, dude, there
are fifty ways when you call me,

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when you can call me out comes
up. Okay, Then everyone stands

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out. The old people stand up
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But even then, I want to
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to stand. It is strange to
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stare. It's weird. It's actually
beautiful. Yeah it was your jaded musician

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guy. No, I just like
to sit, you know why because if

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you sit, it's easier to take
a nap. Okay, and I love

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sleeping. You're building different. Okay, let's get out of here. This

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Mike's Aroy livespot we've been teasing for
a long time is about to happen.

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An hour in the making. Ready
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it was so wild last night at
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