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Operation Fabulous Disasters. Light sources say, great success. We made the Jarnigans

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John down to I forty five to
Houston. We went and took it,

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and now we wait bake it.
I don't know Weltari starts Friday. We

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know we're playing. We the Arizona
Diamondbacks. No Randy Johnson, no Kirk

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Shieling, no Ethan Luis Gonzalez.
We got this broke just as everyone predicted.

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Kevo Rangers, Diamondbacks. I would
love to have we should do Diamondback

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trivia today from nineteen ninety nine from
two thousand and one. You would do

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well. I would do fine.
I lived there at the time. But

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about this year's Diamondback Okay? Or
last night? I got Oh, could

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Kevin, I'm sure, be honest. Yeah, could you have named one

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player on the Diamondbacks before last night? Yes? I knew Kettle Marte,

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and I knew that because I watched
the ninth inning of Game four. Yeah,

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of Diamondbacks Phillies or whatever. How
about fourteen days ago? Oh?

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No, I would have thought it
was just Sterling or Starling Marte, because

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there's another Marte. Yeah, Starling
Martes. I thought he played for them

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for a while he was a cub
and a pirate. Yeah, and I

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would have been like this, Adam
Eaton Stuf will play for them. I

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do. I think Greenky spent it, spent a year there, but yeah,

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I would have been struggled. Might
have got Corbyn Carroll only because Rookie

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of the Year talk and he made
a bunch of yeah, made a bunch

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of always this year. I also
would have said, if you said Corbyn

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Carroll, I'll be the nationally rookie
of the year guy. I don't know

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that. I would have been like
Diamondbacks. Yeah, I do know,

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and I don't know how to say
his name, but I do remember this

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because oh fart Man. Back in
May, if you remember we did opening

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May. It was before the show
switched U and y'all did y'all show at

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the time when y'all were in the
afternoon at Texas Live. But I remember

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the start of that day was a
guy who had the very awkward PF beginning

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to his name. So I know
that they've got a guy named Yes,

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it's it's PF double a D T. Yeah, fat PF. It's basically

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the way you would spell what a
fart sounds like. Yeah, if it

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was Batman and you know when they
do Bam pal somebody farted. Yeah,

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that's how you would spell. You
should that's how you spell. You should

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go home and record Malcolm and ask
him to spell fart and he might do

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it. He a a DT.
But yes, that's it. Those three

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Evan Longoria. You did mention him? Oh yeah, I forgot. He

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played for them. Homie is almost
thirty eight years old too. I didn't

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know until I saw him in the
playoff and the dugout of the playoff game,

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and I was like, is he
a coach? No, he plays

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for that And I didn't feel that. I just said, Kevin, he

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was about to turn thirty eight.
He's born in eighty five, and we're

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like, what an old fart eighty
five? He was born in the two

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thousands. So here's a lightning fast
Arizona diamondbackstory. I lived there. I

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lived there in ninety eight when I
lived in TUCSONO. That's where I was

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stationed in the Air Force's just kind
of a cool different thing. When you

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graduate basic training, you know,
you go to tech school it's called and

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there's essentially one day where they hand
you a folder. It tells you where

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you're going to live for four years. It's sort of like, you know,

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like if you're an athlete being drafted. You wake up this morning and

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you don't know where your life is
going to take you for you know,

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however, many years spin the wheel
man, where are you gonna live?

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Right? And you fill out a
dream sheet and that I guess they just

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uh my god, yeah, they
put that, yeah, under a plane

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that's leaking oil. So what the
field of the military you're interested in,

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Well, I'm really into video games
and computers. Great infantry. They look

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at you up down infantry immediately,
Well, you have a test score that

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determines what your job will be,
and then you get to they slot you

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into stuff like that and you kind
of you get to pick your job.

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So but anyways, you go to
school for your job after be straight and

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then they they determine where they need
these jobs. This job because there's a

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number where this number needs to be
slotted around the world, you know,

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like if we need a guy who
does this, you know whatever, that's

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how they allocate help. So you
fill out a dream sheet and in my

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dream sheet, I filled out all
international places, you know, like Japan,

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Germany. You know, I'm like, I'm doing this. What do

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I want to Where do I want
to go? Sit in a big field

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and North Dakota, you know,
like, no, I want to start

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start this damn adventure. So I
wanted any of those, but they were

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only doing domestic assignments when I graduated
for whatever reason. So I actually got

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to sign to Cheyenne, Wyoming,
and I'm like, what the hell.

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I don't know the thing from Florida. It's gonna be too cold. And

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I think right at the advent of
the Internet, I think I went to

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the local library or the library on
Base and I looked up Cheyenne, Wyoming,

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and I'm just like, what is
this? And there's a dude with

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my same number. That number I
just told you that assigns you your job

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whatever. Mine is three M three
one, I think. And if you

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have the same number, you can
swap with somebody else. Really, yeah,

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because you and I would be the
exact same person. We have the

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same number. They don't know,
they don't care. You're Danny and I'm

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Mikey. They're just like, we
need a three M three one in Cheyenne,

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And we had another one in Tucson. So he had Tucson and I

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had Cheyenne, and with very little
information, decided to swap. My information

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was I looked it up. There's
golf, the weather was warmer, there

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was mountains and some hiking and cool
stuff. I'm like, all right,

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I don't know, just sight unseen. I think Tucson looks slightly more up

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my alley than Cheyenne, Wyoming at
the time. To Tucson maybe, well,

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no, Timpe is known for hot
com girls, right, yes,

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Scottsdale, I didn't. Those are
my two options. So anyway, we

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swapped. What made him want to
do that? Did he have family up

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there? He was from somewhere,
he was a he was a redneck.

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Actually, that dude I'm pretty sure
was in the KKK oh, because I

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have a what, I have a
journal that I captain. I was in

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basic training and I just read it
like three or four years ago and I

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forgot all about it, and then
in my journal states I'm pretty sure this

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dude was in the Wow. Yeah, Like he was a real racist dude,

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not my friend, not my friend. So I plucked beautiful Tucson for

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you and shipped him up to I
think, how different now your life could

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have turned out and you ended up
in Chyenne. That's exactly right, and

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you think of the forks in the
road of your life. And this was

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like a piece of paper that we
swapped. Yes, guy, friends of

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this day that I met in Arizona. I mean, I went to Northern

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Arizona University, and that's at least, you know, part of my who

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I am. Whatever. Anyway,
I went to Tucson, Arizona. So

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long. Sorry, I didn't mean
to go off on that long story about

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I lived in Arizona for almost ten
years, so between Air Force and school.

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Yeah, and then a little bit
in the workforce after you got out,

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is that right? Yeah, you
were in service for two or four

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years four yeah, damn, and
then four years at college on top of

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that. Yeah. Wow, what'd
you do with What did you do for

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work? Restaurants? Yeah? Yeah, a friend of mine at Tucson opened

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a restaurant. I was one of
the I helped him build it and was

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one of the first servers there and
bartenders. Yeah. I was in Tucson

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right at the end of when I
was in the Air Force, and I

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worked at a golf course Fantana Canyon
and Tucson beautiful golf course. And then

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I was like, screw, I
want to go to school. I'm getting

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some money for school. I want
to go to college. And I was

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a resident of the state of Arizona
at that point, so I had to

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choose between the University of Arizona Tucson, ASU, Arizona State in Scottsdale,

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or Northern Arizona and Flagstaff. And
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I was an idiot. I dropped, I flunked out of community college.

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So I'm like, I'm going to
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person. So I drove four hours
north to Flagstaff, Arizona, and signed

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up and went to school and knocked
it out pretty easily. Was that to

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eliminate distractions? Yeah, I didn't
know one person. I packed all my

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crap, drow four hours, got
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sort of shared apartment thing that that
you just get three roommates and your kid.

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Hello, and you were in the
same place for four years. No,

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No, that's just where I moved
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was with those people who actually this
apartment with And then yeah, I watched

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a lot of Diamondbacks games together,
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So one of my friends in Tucson
was another friend named Troy Different.

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Not escuse Troy farted on our door
in Tuscany. No, this guy named

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Troy a huge baseball fan, and
they were freaking out. Lifers in Arizona

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were freaking out, like we have
a we're being a baseball team. This

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was in nineteen ninety eight, and
they were all wigging out. They're like,

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oh my god, what is this
that you know? Their play way

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I played guy was Matt vest Kershen
fun fact. Do you know that for

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a factor you just wanted to say
his name. I think I wanted to

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say his name again because you're such
a big fan. He's one of my

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favorites. How did you know?
And Bob Brenley was there. Bob Brenley

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was the manager. Hunh was their
manager, and then and then color man

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on their anyway, and they would
you go to the Bob Oh yeah,

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yeah, what what they're a lot. The reason I brought this all up

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actually had a point was my friend
Troy was so excited. He was one

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of the first people the day you're
eligible to do so it's an annual thing

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in Arizona to go get a vanity
plate because once the Arizona team was announced

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and they said this is the Diamondbacks, where I was like, oh my

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god, the Arizona Diamondbacks. This
is a thing. We got a real

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team, and he wanted to be
He woke up like six am to be

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the first person there, one of
the first people there to get a vanity

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plate commemorating or in honor of the
Arizona Diamondbacks. And he was up all

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night writing, you know, like
codes of what's the best way you know,

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da whatever, like how to best
write Diamondbacks. And he settled on

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DMN d space b X. I
love it, DMN d space BX.

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He was there, he's ready,
turns it in whatever. Months later he

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gets his dmnd space BX and he's
like, I got it on the first

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one. And everyone that saw that
thing for years read it as demand Boxman,

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God, that's amazing, which in
his twenties, it's that's kind of

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funny too, right right in those
days, I mean demand is kind of

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a little harsh, but you know, demand box. And then I think

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he just got frustrated with people reading
that, and he just let it expire

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and got rid of it a couple
of years later. It sounds like something

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like Tarzan would say when hiring a
prostitute box All right, Tarzan, Yeah,

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to pay for it. So that's
the very first interaction of any kind

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I had with the franchise that hadn't
even thrown their first pitch, very first

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TV voice of the Arizona Diamondbags for
the first eight years of their existence.

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It wasn't lightening great, Tom Brenneman, Tom Brenneman, exactly right. Did

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they have the Bob had a retractable
roof? Didn't it? Or does?

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Yes? Bank One ballpark, Yeah, but they but they did it not

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to keep out rain. They did
it to keep out the sun and snakes.

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The hell and it's all the snakes, snakes and Heila, monsters and

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all the other terrible things in the
Sonoran Desert, the evil Eden of the

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Sonoran Desert. I love the desert
so much. The desert is there to

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kill you, don't you love it
though? I do? Yeah, especially

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at night, boy, But it
is something. This summer is there your

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first when you first live in Tucson. I remember the first I got there

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at like ten at night, and
so my Air Force NERD picked me up

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from the airport and they put me
in a little base hotel. And then

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I remember I woke up at sunrise
the next morning and saw the sun come

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up over these mountains and cactuses.
You know, which is stereotype or cliche

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whatever, but it was almost gorgeous
sunrise I ever saw. I'm in Florida.

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Man, there's not even hills,
and I remember, like, look

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at these mountains. This is gorgeous. And I think, no matter how

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beautiful the surroundings are, the setting
that you live in, I think,

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after a certain point, unless you're
just one of those super romantic people,

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you end up taking it for granted. Absolutely. Just don't even think about

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it, dude. All I want, all I want to do is get

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out of Sarasota, Florida, which
is like we're everyone on the Eastern Seaboard

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wants to retire to Wait, you
got here, this play such Jesus,

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give me back anywhere close to Sarah
Zonda. That place was heaven. Sometimes

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we're running from something and we don't
even know what we're running from. Thanks

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Kevin, that's Kevin Turner. He's
Kevin Turner. He's Danny Baylis. I

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was quick on this world, So
enjoy you every minute while you have it.

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We're not gonna have the latest on
hashtag gaza bombing and the most important

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thing in the world that's trending.
That's irresponsible. Well, we'll go ahead

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and have talk about tonight the Maverick
season opener. We have a lot of

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MAVs content on today's show. You
can hear that game tonight at eight thirty

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per game at eight here on ninety
seven to one. Free tell me who

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you know more about today, the
MAVs roster or the Diamondbacks roster. It's

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the MAVs by a long shot.
I know four Diamondbacks players, including Zach

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Wheeler, who's a very good pitcher, and Bill Fart. Bill Fart,

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now you're telling me Evan Longreg is
on the team. So that's good.

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To the little wimby Mania six thirty
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Cowboys stuff, Ranger stuff seven point
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plenty of stories including well, I
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I'm still figuring that out, but
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situation, a lot of stories.
It's just a storing stack, a story

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stack in Quagmire. But there's also
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problem for Dingu's Morning News. There's
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what the lead with. It's exciting. We'll figure that out. Still early

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in the show eight o'clock, we'll
do another support report. We're gonna do

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some were to do. The celebrity
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tomorrow at eight o'clock, So we'll
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to find a celebrity and then failing, all right, what fine, I

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gotta interview my kid, you know, Oh chiefs so great again and then

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come Monday over to Yeah, like
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catch you out to do it all
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ate, something weird at the MAVs
team home to team hotel in San Antonio.

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This is interesting. Didn't go this
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Kevin briefed me this morning. Yeah, with my morning briefing. Ye

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morning, like the MAVs do for
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wake up. Yeah, I'm gonna
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get your phone and listen to me. I'm briefing you. No, we

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need You're gonna get debriefed. Yeah, I'm a visual learner. I ate

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thirty Dingo Morning News nine o'clock Machine. Our good friend Mike Marshall, I

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believe his digital VP of the Dallas
maver He's a MAVs, a MAVs savant.

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He demanded some fancy titles in his
title for the MAVs. But he's

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also radio man. He's the weekend
show host and all around incredibly smart and

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funny person. Good damn dude,
my best college friend for show for real?

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How old is? How old is
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older than me? Two years older
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Mike Marshall in the very same moment
in this life crazy? Were they like

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hand and Chan, the Siamese twins
from the Guinness Book? Yeah? Whatever,

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exactly? I was Chann just to
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Chan. I don't remember their names. I like Machine Man. I didn't

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know what to make of him early
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gotten to know him over the last
probably five years. Really cool, dude,

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because he's he's huge. Everyone's a
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like huge ass. Yes, he's
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I guarantee you he could get into
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a few rebounds. Oh my god, I have no doubt in my mind.

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Could not. No, dude,
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This is like the most excited the
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in twenty years since Lebron. Yeah, I don't think Machine okay, because

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he happens to have a big can
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rip two boards? He don't touch
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but that's his last name. His
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Well, we'll have him on at
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The first thing they will talk techniques
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would he approach the seven foot whatever? How tall is one? Seven?

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Seven? Seven? Is he?
No? He set like seven to two

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right, I'm looking it up,
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if his legs, if they stay
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Well, yeah, why are you
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it now? Read your own briefing. Dude, it's not time to talk

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about that right now. Yeah,
no, correct, you're right, you're

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right. Hey reset Who we are
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That's Danny Bayless, that's Mike si
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JJ Jackson. Good morning, JJ, Good morning morning JJ. Hew.

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Was that drive in we driving?
No, the drive in to work today?

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Oh? It was fine. Cool. That's a unique thing to ask

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her on a Wednesday, just a
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drives, Can I real quick just
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Oh my god, yes, formers
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I don't know if we're going to
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We could squeeze it in where we
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We went down to Houston for Game
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hell five hours. It seemed total
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yesterday was a little easier coming back
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last the last couple hours, I
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having to make really concerted efforts to
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just got to get down the home
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asked though, and there wasn't much
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hours in the way back. Yes, it was okay. I found yesterday

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to be okay, although I was
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trivia for the last two hours,
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But if we'd miss a question,
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whole screen for some reason and then
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we're like scrambling on Google to discover
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The button show was the answers.
It was really weird. Add game

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show hostable, yeah, but the
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up, show me the answers,
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and it take forever. And I
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questions coming or Mike's gonna fall asleep. And I appreciated that, and I

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said that I was bored. I
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keep the trivia going. It kept
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one. But anyway, as we
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at the iHeart Station. We're loading
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which, once again, dude,
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in. I cannot thank prosper Ford
enough through that I still have it,

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so I'm returning it after the show
today. And I you know, this

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morning, you know, you grab
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I saw it and it made me
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oh, yeah, one more half
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I get to pretend this is me. And it drives like a damn

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your car. It's so easy to
drive, so fast, as big as

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it is. Man, that car
is fast and smooth. And you typically

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in a big car like that,
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seventy seventy five and the speed limits
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at least five to ten yeah over
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get on an interstate like that,
and man, you just don't even realize.

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Yeah, you don't realize how how
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showed you one speed just so you
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doesn't feel within fifteen miles of that. And I mentioned this when we were

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driving. When you hit that particular
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with a different radio station that talks
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yeah, particularly a big focus on
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down to maybe more of like a
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like conservative talk, you know,
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it feels like you're in a school
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five feels like a school zone when
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you know, beautiful car, comfortable
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Ford enough. Why why would they
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know it's good. It's good that
you you drove like that because with only

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you picked it up, it had
seven miles in it. Every new car

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has an engine break in period,
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So you did prosper for a service. I did some testing. Yeah,

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and as always, anyway, your
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happen anyway, pross before it stepped
up, let us have this vehicle,

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we finished our show down on iHeart
Houston. We're getting ready to leave.

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In our p D. Zach,
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I believe, first time on the
air on the station. Got a

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couple of Zach laughs. We love
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broadcaster. He's got he's got a
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dude, and he believes in us
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Anyway, he was so kind,
you know, he's like, fantastic,

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take a victory lap. He text
all of us, right, yes,

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are you remembering what this is now? Yes? Oh correct, got us

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here, and he's like, just
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He was just excited and you know, we haven't this is still just

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a year old, Like we haven't
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This is one of the first ones. So he was just all fired up.

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You know, he's like the entire
market's talking about Game seven and you

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guys owned it. He's really very
flattering and friendly. JJ Gray for keeping

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everything sounding good. That's what he
threw the text. So anyway, great

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job, great job. He knew
we were about to leave. He's like,

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you know, great job, down
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Well done everyone. And then he
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supposed to, you know, you'd
end it with safe travels, something like

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that. There's a typo and it
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I'm like, we're looking at it, going what Dale, Dale travels on

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way home. I'm like, is
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all should know privately? Thought?
Does he want us dead? Yes,

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I of course thought Earnhardt. Huh, I thought, Hansen. No,

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the worst wish you could put on
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Hey, guys, roll the dice, don't buckle up and slam into the

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wall, but don't don't affix your
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Dale, if you were visiting in
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you're a settler, and you and
a Native American community takes you in and

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then feeds you, and then they
send you on to San Francisco. It's

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the last thing they say, Dale
travels on way home. Thank you?

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Yeah. I was going to use
any other name, h Rusty, Harry

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or Bobby. All right, Jeff. He said, Tony, I'll take

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Tony Travels on the way home,
way ahead of Dale travel Tony's a dash

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roll. Given what we think we
know. So anytime anyone goes anywhere,

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I want to wish them Dale travels
from here on out. What does it

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say, Dale travels on the way
home? Now, Dale travels on way

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home. That's what I wish my
enemies. Yeah, I hope you died

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a car crash on your way home. Dale Travels. I don't know.

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I saw it was a beautiful typo
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Before you go off into the world, son, I've got a piece

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of advice for you. My great
grandfather passes in for me. Dale travels

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on way way. Oh thanks,
thanks Dad. All Right, this is

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the down beat. Yeah, yeah, fantastic. Coming up next, let's

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get into it. Tonight is the
NBA debut of Victor Wimiyama, the maybe

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most high profile NBA draft prospect since
Lebron James, and he plays our little

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Mavericks. We'll discuss next on ninety
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