You're listening to the down Beat on ninety seven to one the freak Man.
A couple of wild things happened last night in the world of sports. We'll
handle that at seven, including You're Cinderella not Cinderella story from the tournament,
which is really fun. There was a oh that one. Yeah, but
there was a late night one that I was sound asleep for that. I
woke up to chaos this morning. If you were sleeping at a normal hour
last night, you missed a crazy finish. I did. I guess I
did, because I gave up on my Texas Tech boys at about fifteen.
Once I got down fifteen, about eleven twenty, I went time to go
to bed. It was the Sanford Bulldogs. I once went and parted at
Samford University, incredibly Christian university, and I French kissed a girl and that's
all that happened. And we slept in the same bed. And then I
woke up and she had peed on the floor of the room and left that.
It's incredible. Was there no bathroom? I have no idea. All
I know they woke up, there's pee on the floor. Are you sure
it was hers? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, he didn't have it tested.
I didn't get my little tube out and hold it up to the light
after I shook it, soaking it for a while, swallowed around in it
for a little something of this pe angels on the floor. Oh yeah,
but Samford got screwed last night, Kansas. Damn. We will break it
down, We will, we will. The MAVs did something too that I
couldn't believe when I saw this. I can't wait to talk about the Mamoricks.
Yeah, not far from now, man, It's all happening, the
Amricks. We've got a multiple bad little dunk on your heart. Lord,
We've got a multiple choice flip a coin situation happening in the most important thing
in the world. Now, look out. Okay, okay, you're the
almost forge. You know that trip Kevin and we drove up to Samford.
The entire drive my friend Isaac wanted to kill me because all we played was
under the table and dream oh yes, and it just come and just come
out. And he wanted to kill you the entire drive home because you smelled
the feet. Uh yeah, he wanted to kill me. And then at
the end we say, on fine, you can play it, just no
more satellite. Yeah, oh the two things trade. Yeah, absolutely,
no, that's under the table and dreaming. Yeah, I agree with that,
but I like satelliteeteen ninety four. Yeah, so that's all I had.
So he got whipped by it faster than anyone on Earth. I think
satellite's an easy one to get whipped by. He's like, you can play
it, just skip satellite, please. I can't do satellite. I love
dancing Nancy's warehouse, Jimmy thing. Okay, I'm sorry, Danny, I'm
sorry I did this. It's a typical situation in time. A new study
human, it's a great album, a new stuff. We're gonna do something
else. But I did call an audible here because of something. No,
you said a food discussion, and we had a choice. I mean,
technically this could be food, but it's not. All right. A new
study has shown that women with longer hair have a better and I guess I
just read it. Okay, yeah, I'll just read it. I hate
doing it though, I hate just reading it, but I'll do it.
Sometimes paraphrasing is hard. Sometimes you just stick to the ship. It's okay.
Scholars have uncovered a surprising connection between a woman's hair length and her sex
life. Mm hmm, I saw us the other day. So this is
basically, if you have longer hair, you're having more sex. Shorter hair
less sex. Okay, Well this applies to what we just talked about during
the break because golfing legend Susie Whaley was on TV. She's probably sixty five.
I don't know right, Maybe I'll look it up. And Kevin goes,
Danny, Danny, would you as a child, and Danny and I
are the parents of this relationship. We shake our heads. Fifty seven okay,
she's only fifty seven. Well, well, that discussion that if you're
like a model, like if you're smoking hot, okay, is that a
full body shot? Yeah, Susie Whaley body shot, body shot. If
you're like smoking hot, you're a model, or you're famous whatever, and
whether it be for a movie roll or you're just getting sassy with it.
If you're beautiful, incredibly short hair can be very sexy. Yeah, because
you're there's confidence kind of associated with it. Sometimes it's like the shave on
one side and then like kind of like artsy hanging on once or whatever,
the asymmetrical haircut. Right, But if you're not it's a harder look to
pull off. Agreed, Well, the hair is it's kind of a an
asset to framing your face. And you can use longer hair to accentuate the
strings that you have, you know, by hiding, by hiding other things,
right or accenting other things. When you go completely cropped, you're relying
on just on what you got right here on your mug. It's like you
and I, like, you need your hair to hide a lot of deficiencies.
I'm bald, I'm out there. Yeah, this is me. That's
true. This shale I don't need to like. And you're clearly winning.
Like some sort of shaman trying to hypnotize a woman with your bangs and your
hair the dangles, and your bass dangerously and your bass guitar. All you
do is cover yourself, there's no doubt. And me just speedo hands on
hips and a Travis Matthews hats. It doesn't be like all Like a lot
of the big leading names in Hollywood have gone with the short hair cut.
Halle Berry, yeah, Scarlett Johansson, Okay, yes there, I'm just
using a couple of examples perfect humans. Many others have done it though,
I mean I was the Natalie Portman went, you know, full shaved head
and one of the Star Wars things V for Vendetta, V for Vendetta.
Yeah, she took the lot the shave during the movie. Always imagine shoot
day that day to me more the stress on we got to nail this shot
because we're actually cutting your hair to mean more. Yes, fine, beautiful.
It can be beautiful on anyone, Yes, but it tends to be
when you hit about sixty. Maybe that's when you say, yep, you
put the big bucket of blanket up on the table and go super short with
it. It kind of reverses at that point when you get to be like,
my mom is seventy six. Yeah, she's yeah, seventy six,
and she It would look weird on my mom to have like long hair that's
halfway down her back. You know, older women, it's kind of strange.
You don't see a lot of women that are grandmother age having long hair.
They all go crappy, and I think it's probably for a matter of
convenience. I don't want to mess with it anymore. I get that.
I think it's wispy. Yeah, do you think it's that hair quality?
It's hard is part of it, and your hair quality because it has to
have full body and growth and health like when you're younger. I mean,
I think it's probably more that maybe, but there's also an association with all
of this with a little bit of attitude as well, Like, for instance,
I'll just use an example of twelve year old me discovering Natalie and Bruglia
and you're going, Jesus, there's the first short haired woman I've ever been
in love with. And then you spent the next ten years chasing pixies.
Yeah he did. I did, and for the pixie cut for many a
year. That was the That was the past. I just say, like
sex rate up, longer hair because you're younger. Yeah, Kevin, second
paragraph, Well, let's look at the let's look at the ages here.
Twenty five to fifty one is the ages they went with here. Okay,
so everyone within the age twenty five fifty one, Well not everyone, just
two hundred people. Yeah, no, I get it. But everyone in
the survey was in that grip in South Korea. Oh the well we sureworth
then on most important thing in the world, weren't we And was this the
choice we were giving or is that something different? And why'd you say this
could be considered food? Because you did say that because I got the other
one. The other thing that I'd like to get to here, let's do
it is involves some man. We've been sitting on this one too. We
didn't get to this either, Jim. John Rahm announced over the weekend the
Master's Club dinner menu went forward to this every single year. Me too.
Yeah, I'm super excited. We've had it sitting there and we just didn't
get to it. Now, John Rahm a lift toward defector. Yes,
and the while story because last year when the Masters happened, number one story
in town, the live and PGA guys are gonna play. And at the
time John Rahm wins the Masters, fending off Brooks Koepka, fending off Phil
Mickelson's late charge to go. I won the tournament for the PGA Tour,
and it was like, guy, you saved us. That's what some guys
in the PGA Tour were thinking. And then he leaves a year later.
How long did it take after the Masters before he defected? It was months
because he did through the PGA Tour season because he didn't know what was gonna
happen with it. It was actually one hundred days ago yesterday that he defected
because I saw an interview with him about watching the players. Yeah, and
he was sitting at home this week and he's like, man, it sucks,
Sawgrass, Phoenix, these are hard. He's kind of cool about this.
He's been the most open about He's been the only one who apparently does
not fear any repercussions because he was like talking about I hope there's a way
we can all merge at some point, mm hmm. And he's looking forward
to the Masters because of that. I mean they said in this article too
that I read one and they were like, he was such a nerd that
he would get up early before his kids got up and watch old golf tournaments
and to see how to play him. So like he is a PGA tour
junkie, and he left maybe because he thought they were going to merge and
they don't have a deal done anyway. He gets to choose the dinner that
all the Masters champions have and they always put out this menu and it's gotten
better and better over the years. They've had some bad years. They've had
some years in the early nineties where it was a pork job. Yeah,
that's it. I wonder in the eighties how this like, I wonder when
this even started. You know that that that the previous year's champion picks the
menu. Because it's a great bit. It probably had to start in year
two at the earliest. At the earliest. Ye okay, I know that.
I looked this up last year and kind of looked at the past and
it it was there was some bad ones. Oh, I have it right
here. How about this one? I have nineteen eighty six as the first
one, but I don't know if If it was and Bernhard longer had longer
thirty five champion, he went with the winer Schnitzel. Okay, did Jack
win in eighty six? He won eighty six, that he would have done
the menu in eighty seven. It's cool that I know that the year that
Larry Maies tripped in for the win. But Jack Nicholas was not about that
nonsense. They came back in eighty nine with Sandy Lao and they had mashed
potatoes, hagis mashed mashed uh. Fred Keffles brought it back in nineteen ninety
three with chicken catchatore. Okay, so it was kind of flimsy. It
wasn't in the nineties until it turned into what it is now, when we're
like wait for the menu to come out a month before the tournament because we're
dorks. The Fred Keffle's Chicken Catchatore of nineteen ninety three is the staff of
legends. It's seen as the turning point in professional golf because then they started
doing it every year, and that's when you get the return of Ben.
You got Bernhard Longer did turkey and dressing in ninety four, Jose Mario Thable
ninety five with payana Pala Pala, Paea paayah. That's why if you're if
you're not gonna win the Masters, you want an international to win it so
you can have cool, weird food the next year instead of hamburger with fries.
What about nineteen ninety six is Ben Crenshaw's Texas barbecue? Yeah, fish
and chips from Faldo in ninety seven. Tiger Woods nineteen ninety eight, Day
Zeller did he predict it home? Jesus So, how old was Tiger ninety
ninety? About twenty? Was he twenty one one? Something like that?
Ninety eight? Yeah, Matt think he was twenty one years old or seven.
Yeah, his first one, yeah, yeah, because they had cheeseburgers,
yeah, chicken sandwiches, French fries, milkshakes. Dude, I'm trying
to find Bubba Watson's. His was the best of hum. I have it
right here, A traditional season salad to start, an entree of grilled chicken
breasts with sides of green beans, mashed potatoes, corn, macaroni, and
cheese, served with corn bread, desert of confetti cake and vanilla ice cream.
He's just a simple man, simple kind of bagdad in Florida. Now
if like, all right, well, if Malcolm ever wins the Masters,
it's going to be pizza, Chick fil a, Tcby and puffs. Adam
Scott in twenty fourteen is Australian lamb uh Morton Bay lobster, surf and turf
on the grill, Calamari. The main course is Australian wagyu beef. That
sounds good, It sounds amazing. Do you think they nail these? I
have no doubt that the chefs in the kitchen in Augusta, Georgia are amazing.
But Texas Barbecue, right, they do that? Yeah? How do
they do that? Do they import it? Did they call some you know
they call Lockhart right and Heaven and walk this? Do they do they put
the YouTube smoker on a trailer Hitch and Dragon in down Magnolia lane. Oh,
I forgot this one. Mike Weir Canada Elk, wild Boar, poutine
and Canadian beer. Phil the first time he won, he went with lobster
ravioli and tomato cream sauce. Didn't Phil go to a drive through after the
Masters wearing his green jacket? He's all drunk years, let's sleep at the
drive through. Yeah, it is also shocking that Phil was second at the
Masters last year. Yeah, it's really weird. So this year we have
John Rahm Oh yeah, Las Year, Scotti Shuffler, cheeseburger sliders and firecrackers.
Shrimp God, he's not that bad. When you go through it.
You gotta slider that seat. That slider not even big ass amazing like an
appetizer. It's many surloin burgers. The app listen to this, Danny cheeseburger
sliders serve Scottie style. These guys on styles their personality. Then he had
tortilla soup. No, no, I'll coming off the straight winds in signature
events. Not this week, Texas Raby steak or black and redfish. Serve
with family style mac and cheese, or have a pino cream corn that does
sound delicious, But look, don't serve me many hamburgers as an appetizer because
I see that. I'm not going to just have one because I'm thinking,
Oh, I guess our meal is hamburger, so I need to eat sixteen
of these, and then there's no room for the black and blackfish or whatever
it's redfish. All right, what do you got? So our guy John
Rahm is going with a little bit before we get to the first course.
He's going from an appetizer standpoint. We're doing tapas. I love it a
better coast. I predicted this, by the way, Yeah, which is
because he's a Spaniard. Iberi and ham and cured pork loin that is delicious
Iberia Coast. And that's probably the only thing I know on this menu.
Yeah. A chistora con patata. It's a spicy bosque choriso potato. Are
we supposed to holler at you when it comes to bosques and chowder? Abisk?
Please? What do we do about mosques. Oh did we call you
for those Mama Ram's classic lentil stew. Be careful with lentils. There's no
better fart fuel in the world than a lentil. And it's made by his
mom. Uh huh. Creamy chicken fritters, that sounds good. A Spanish
omelet, no, and a diazzle bal cheese black truffle. Then the fish.
First courses is a Bosque Bosque crab salad. Yeah, the main ch.
Of course. You have a choice. You have to pick one of
these dingu Bosque rabbi tode la lettuce pecquio peppers or turbo turbot navarro white asparagus.
It's called rodabalo. I'll get cuisine. I'll roll the dice with option
number two. Turbot is a is a flounder. Yeah, okay, as
your fish option a fish a flat fish dessert, you get a puff pastry
cake. Flounders very delicious, by the way, as you know, being
a man of the sea, have eaten every single thing. You have a
good flounder sandwich, rubber boots, fish license plate, blobe cap. Buoy
to the food for these rich guys who have all won majors is gonna be
good. That's very important. They're gonna be well fed for the Masters in
a few weeks. Yeah, dude, and chicks with short hair don't bang.
That's what we learned today from Kevin. I'm just saying important things in
the world. Well, Master's commercial popped up all actions in basketball last night,
and you just hear it started going. Looked at her, she goes,
oh god, oh god. But she kind of enjoys it, like
she watched Full Swings. She kind of like enjoys it a little bit.
She can handle it. Struggling to pick one golfer though she is she needs
her horse. Well she's I know, I've been trying to, like a
couple of years ago. I was like, more cabb what could be your
guy? Maybe that's one. It's not, it's not it's not female.
She'self a rory because it's like, you know, that's what I'm like,
Yeah, he's not that great. Now who cares. That's a good pick
and he's in the mix. But then I did something completely a little bit.
You know, it's accidentally racist, but I was like, why John
Rahm, you know he's from Spain, You're Mexican. I guess that are
a matchup two different countries. No, I know, I know, I've
learned that. I learned that. You know, we we share languages with
other countries that were not even close to I speak Kevin. So Christina took
Matthew Wolf because she likes wolves. Oh god, it's gotten waved down for
him. And she had Victor Howlin on the table. I've tried get her
to get Hoblin to switch to Hobling because I think Hovelin looks a little bit
like Harry Styles too. But he's got sad eyes. But he's always smiling,
whether he's in a good mood or not. He's like a smile.
He does have default small face. Who's the most well known Mexican golfer on
tour right now? They all defected, Yeah, they all want to live
a b ans Or would be number one, right, Neiman, what's he?
He's Chilean? He's Chilean again, not Mexican strugglingtruggling not actually something weird
hispanics kidding. Coming up next, the MAVs set a record last night.
The Cowboys lost a big man, and we have a new Cinderella that calls
themselves a not Cinderella, next to ninety's having one the freaking