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Phelps joins us and Mark. The Soldier is back after a night with Rebecca
from milf manor two. He had a watch and he's got a review.
I've never watched the show where I hated every girl on that show. Really,
we're all bitches, are all crybies. And then Rebecca came in.
Find out what soldier thought about Rebecca coming in we talk about the three Bees
for the Fourth of July, and what are your Fourth of July plans?
And what do you need? You have the big fourth party over at Matt's
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I'll make some double leggs. You can pick them up right too. Why
not. If you're gonna boil ten eggs, you might as well boil twenty.
I've just never heard a grown man say that to another grown man.
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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
In his red white and blue star space who Yeah, baby's American. Ah
right, he's all American down girls, take me home and fuck me for
Gloria. That's all I gotta say. Beautiful. He's got his uh forty
nine ers red white blue hat. Yeah, I like that hat. Hey
it that's all right? And into review milk manner too. Baby here he
is the only living legend himself from Sure Live. You know him, you
love him. You can't get enough of him, ladies, it is showtime.
I gotta give him big Rick Flair whoa for Mark New York. Baby,
I had so much fun yesterday I decided to come back. Well that
was good yesterday, was it not? Yeah? Yes, it was interesting.
I I especially liked hearing about trying to tell her parents that she was
on milf man or two and her father's going milk. What's milk is what.
I don't know, what's the milf? What is this? And her
mother getting kind of pissed and her kids and all that, and uh,
I don't know, she's I'm a star. Did you watch the episode with
her which I know she came in episode? Yeah? Wait wait wait wait
wait wait, here's what I started? Hang on, hang on? Did
you start from the beginning of what's the whole? No? I started?
I started at five five, okay, and I'm glad I did. Yeah.
I've never watched the show where I hated every girl on that show.
Really, they were all bitches. They're all crib eighties. And then Rebecca
came in. Yeah. The reason why they brought her in, yeah,
was because I think they knew the show was sucking the first five episodes and
she comes in. She was exactly how she was. I mean, she
was in here. Let me give you a little bit of And Doug may
know this too, because you did a movie and you know people and you've
been around TV stuff. So I have a friend right now. There's actually
a show that she was the supervising director on that is doing phenomenally well.
It's called Deb's House and it's about a female rap mogul trying to find the
next female rap artist, and they doubled their viewing in on Peacock. It's
on We Peacock and All Black. I don't know what all Black is,
but but it's killing now. She did that show meantime. Right now,
she's in Miami. She's shooting a show and it's supposed to be about female
entrepreneurs who are married to athletes and stuff. I actually was responsible for getting
Tarik Hill on this show because there was this guy Choice or I forget his
name, the chosen one. He called himself Chosen and he said he was
with the Miami Dolphins. And she called me and goes, we can't figure
this out. So I go, I said, last I saw he played
games in December of twenty twenty three, right that would have been last season.
Got injured. I said, I don't know if he's on the roster
or not. Made some calls he's not. Treik Hill found out because his
wife's on the show or his girlfriend flips out and goes, I want to
see this guy, and so they had a party so there could be the
confrontation and all that. She went up at Tarik's house, which you take
an elevator with your car to the floor that he's on in this condo in
Miami. How wild is that? Isn't that something? Yeah, but here's
the point to your where you're saying the show was sucking. She goes,
this is a Netflix show. Netflix will watch an episode that they shot or
some of the rough rough and send back no. And so I bet you're
right. I bet the show was sucking and they knew that they could get
somebody to spice it up. The dudes were all cool, the dudes were
all great. But the girls, I'm like, I'm going and I watched
and I watched reality. I watched Housewives New Jersey and the girls that I
hate on there. I like, you know what I mean, you're supposed
to heed them, but these girls were useless. And she came on there
and she was just a spitfire. She now hated her. Yeah, and
you know she wasn't you know, she was just gonna watch this now because
so she's really sort of the victim. She came. I watched it last
year. I saw for it and I'm like, I got to watch the
first episode. That's all I watched, and I'm like, these are all
well the Dougs fighters trying to make a comeback. I mean the fake titsying
over makeup. Yeah, I'm still hot, and I'm like, I came
a stomach. Well here's I just because Doug brought it up. I went
to IMDb to find some users International Movie Database, but the user reviews for
milk manor and and mostly it's just season one so somebody right, So just
saw a few minutes. Nothing exceptional. However, I'm curious about how a
reverse version of the show would play. Almost every one of these says that
more like no network would even touch this given the status quo, or they
would be a general outcry about dirty old men taking advantage of young women.
In other words, if you had absolutely right, there's it's called fund are
you gonna touch it? Particularly fun is the scene where the Mills getting ready
to meet the young Wings and they're all cheering and wooing. I can only
imagine a bunch of dudes in their fifties going to, ooh, let's check
out the waves. There used to be a guy I would work with who
every once in a while he'd see a hot young girl and he goes,
that's creepy. Yes, it is His name is Tony the old Squiggy.
This is one of the trashiest. Another vie who says most horrifi shows I've
ever watched, and I will be watching every single episode right And they go
on from there. Another review says okay, So I have questions who came
up with this concept? Who okayed this show? Why did TLC say yes
to air this show? On and on and on from there? But you
thought it was pretty bad. The first was awful. I'm glad you started
at one because I started fund like. I'm like when she first comes on,
she was seven, I believe she comes in So they called her the
way she told us yesterday and I should have pulled the audio so I could
have played it for you guys, for you. But she said that her
son had reached out to be part of this reality show and it was during
COVID and they were they weren't sure where they were shooting a yet, but
he would have been twenty one by the time they were shooting. So they
said to him, hey, do you have a hot mom? And he
said, hey, Mom, they're interested. You want to send something in
And then he got wind that it was the moms and sons mom's and sons
the young guy, well, the young guys in season one were the sons
of the of the MILFs. And then but they didn't know it. That
was the big twist. The women weren't supposed to have a twist. So
he goes, I'm not He goes, Mom, we can't do this.
He goes, I don't want to see you slobbering all over some young guys.
And I'm sure you don't want to see me trying to slobber over some
older women. So they didn't do that episode. And then they came back
to her again and said, and she I think they were looking for what
a month, she said, or twenty days? Twenty days to tape And
she goes like, I just got off vacation. I can't And they said,
well, what if we cut in half? What do we do ten
days? And she's like okay. So she came in as the mid season
see I need guilf manner. Yeah, you know that that sounds horrible.
Grandmother's Like, by the way, some of these women probably are, yeah
grandmothers. Yeah, I know they're not a virgin. So what happens when
she gets in there? Do you see her, like, does she make
out with people she wasn't in JACUZI with the young guy, Yeah, making
out And that caused a lot of problems really because all these girls think that
they had ownership on the guy. Right, she comes in and she's all
bubbling and she's his personality and she's nice to everybody. And yeah, she
she was talking with three, three different guys. And that's what the girls
were all pissed off about because they were calling her a horror because she was
with two three different guys. She make out with all three guys? Oh,
I don't think so. I think she meet out with the young guy
in the jacuzzie. That would be so fucking weird to watch your mom make
out with somebody on TV. Touches what she was wearing in the jaguzzie really,
yeah, yeah, And I'm like, yeah, So when one of
the girls ended up leaving because of her, left the show because of her
show, because of her, Wow, she stole, she stole. The
girl thought that she stole her the guy that she thought she was with.
Yeah, so she got so yeah, yeah, all of a sudden,
I hope we have the final watch party at b TV. I want to
do it. Yeah, we gotta. I'll we'll stay try to stay connected
to her. See if we can make that happen. Yeah, because that
would be fun. It'd be awesome, wouldn't it be? It would be
great? Dog, I can't imagine all these Now here's my question, and
I have a serious question. Oh boy. Uh. Rebecca came in last
night. She was she's forty eight years old. She was in a short
skirt, a pink short skirt, right, maybe skirt. I don't know
those. It's those skirts that the younger girls wear, okay. And then
she had like a halter top yeah, right, and titties up and out.
And then her friend was in a short leather skirt. Yes, I
don't remember seeing moms that looked like this when I was a Does anybody remember
seeing moms? We're all about the same age. Do you remember seeing moms?
And if there was a mom that dressed sort of liked that, she
looked out of place, didn't she? Yes, I mean it looked weird.
Seventies eighties, I think they had more. Well you when did it
change? Is my question? Because I'm going over time and then, but
it was dash to change everything. You don't don't have to care. I
just want to look hot in public, I guess. But I mean we
looked at moms that dressed like that. I remember, like at a place,
or a woman that was in decent shape, you know, and maybe
wore tight sweatpants back then or something. They certainly didn't have the yoga well
greas, not in grease dresses like that. So yeah, Greece is l
right because these I mean we're talking forty nine fifty year old women. Yeah,
and I go, they were dressed to a team, they were dressed,
you know, yes, and hey, look here's the thing. I
would say, it's probably uh, maybe we could put it under progress.
I don't know, because if you talk to women in there who are middle
aged, probably anywhere from fifty on or maybe forty five on, they will
tell you that they feel invisible in society. Like if they go to a
bar or something, it takes them a while to get a drink because the
younger, hotter, gigly group is over here or whatever. They're almost invisible.
And I go, but then this is the new thing, like I
don't I don't know. Like I had friends who had divorced parents. I
didn't see their mom looking like that though she got back out on the sticks.
And I can't even think of one. I can't either. I can't
either. I don't know what would your mom have said about a woman dressed
like and not to pick on anybody, but dressed like Rebecca was last night.
Oh my mother would be totally like, Yeah, I can't believe she's
wearing that in public? Yes, right, but she exactly exactly, And
we look at it now, and that's where I go, and to me,
honestly, I go, good for you, you feel good about yourself.
You got there's not an ounce of fat on it. She looks like
that. She's a fitness instructor. She's doing that, wear it, you
know what I mean? That's nice? Ag. Yeah, got for you
and you're forty nine years old, forty eight years old, whatever you are.
I don't know. I just go, when did it fucking change?
Because I don't remember this. What happens just changed a little bit by little
bit and all of a sudden, Yes, you know, it starts snowing.
Next thing, you know, you got to shovel your driveway, right,
Well, it's the old guy that happened. Give an inch, take
a mile, yeah, right, but I'm like, wow, Jesus,
I go still not like that in Greece. I disagree. No, I
thought when I first moved here, when I first came here, I thought
the girls from Greece were a little wilder and hotter. They think they are,
but they're they were wilder. No, it's hot. Is I stopped
by Uber? I always get keep sucking me back in Uber. But I'll
tell you I will stop at the Wegmans in Fairport. Yeah, whenever I
can if I'm in the area, really just to get something. And the
mom's the old one. Uh no, no, maybe I'm thinking about No,
it is Fairport. It's right up here. Yeah, yeah, it's
considered the Fairport one. You're thinking East Rochester. Oh okay, yes,
they're very close, but they're yeah, and the moms they are just jobs.
I'm like, it's sucking hot and they're they're dressing properly, but it's
sexy to me at least. Well, no, I'm I think it's the
style. I mean, they're not having their belly button now, they don't
have their belly button peers. You know, they're wearing a bra. But
the clothes they are where you can tell they took time to pick it out.
Yeah, they're looking and it's a funny. What have you been to
the Pittsford one one? Yeah, you gotta do the picture one. They
all trust your t You go to Wegman's Mount red Man. They're they're freaking
wearing their sweatpants, had their hair up. They look like they just called
the Amazon sipers. That's what the East Rochester Wood was like. That's a
little piece of Greece that broke off and floated over. So so that way
with Betty, this is what this is. South Greet though, Is that
that's what you're probably North Greet, which is a nice area northree Now North
Greet. Are they starting to step up the game a little bit over there?
Yeah? Yeah, I think it North. I don't really, I
don't know the people talking about Wegmans. I walk around. I might see
one. Yeah I'm not. I'm just saying I don't think No. Mount
Reed Wegmans is like the worst one to go to. Ridgemont's not bad sometimes
though. Yeah. Well yeah that one Atlanta, Yeah that's what the North.
Yeah. Well, so last night the best the best part of my
day. Can I say this again? Or is it gonna get you in
trouble when you came in. He yeah, she can say. So.
Mark walks in, he's the first one here, and he goes, oh,
man, I can't get to times right. He goes, I gotta
tell you though, the women on this side of town are the I park
next to the hottest chick turned out to be Rebecca. She comes walking in
like ten minutes later. This phenomenal. And I didn't want I didn't tell
him what was going on. I just left here really quiet because I didn't
want anybody to know. Now are both of them Rebecca and who was the
other one? They're both on. Joanne is her friend, and Joanne will
be on like you know how they do. They bring the family, bring
the family in, or sometimes on a dating show they'll go home to the
family. They get family and friends. So she comes in and like gives
her advice or whatever. Joanne Green. Yeah, do you have max XBO
Max? Then yeah, then you could get all the season. I think
you can get the entire season. Yes, already out No no no,
no, they don't drop it, okay drops it you know, episode by
episode. But I got maxed on my phone, so gonna go to commercial.
Yeah, that's the uh. I'm so glad you found it annoying though,
that's all I love knowing that that chick fixed the show away. And
I'm not just saying it because I you know, because I you know,
I liked her. I thought she was she was cool. She was was
she was cool. And it's like they don't have any challenges or anything to
leave the house or anything. It's just their life. They kind of go
with this. They on the trade. Yeah, teams. I don't know.
They do games, because she then talked about a game where they applied
them with a lot of alcohol. Right that every show that they got to
get the drama and who's gonna throw the bottle? Well were they? Oh
yeah, yeah, because you were doing shots. It was Truth or Day
or janga. And then one girl wanted a guy to dry humper and he
refused. Really, yeah, I know that Mark might break a hip.
I know, right, they're not that old. They are about you're dating
it. Heay, what's nothing? All his gold, baby, all his
gold. It's just amazing to me that this is the show because I go
when I was born, my grandmother was fifty and when I see pictures she
looks like what I thought fifty looked like they show now I show fifty.
I can't tell. I don't know. They showed a picture of I think
of some somebody who's fifty. I think it was uh, I can't remember.
Maybe it was it was an actor. It looks fifty, that looks
good. Then actor. And then next to it was Wilford Brimley at fifty,
and it was like, well Tom Cruise did diabetes. Yeah, Tom
Cruise, he did Cocoon at fifty. He wasn't in no, no,
Well Wilford Brimley, yes, wasn't in Cocoon. He was, but I
don't Yeah, it was fifty then, yeah, he was fifty. Yes,
it was fifty or it was the early fifties, because they said that
Tom Cruise was the same age when he did Mission the Possible. Yeah,
he was doing all the stunts. And Wilford Brimley was in his fifties or
early fifties. I think what he did coucud and they said he may have
been the youngest guy on the set, I think, or of of the
stars. Yeah, when they were old. Brian Dennahey was there, he
had to be younger. I don't know if they were, they were considered
old and Steve Guttenberg was I have years. Yeah, it was directed by
Ron Howard. Yeah, I don't remember. Oh, by the way,
I'm a huge Clint Howard fan. Yeah, he just got killed off Bold
and the Beautiful doing on. He came on and he's not Bold or Beautiful,
No, he was. He kind of played a home. He kind
of played like a like a homeless person, and all of a sudden he
ended up being related to somebody and then somebody murdered him. I wanted him
to stay. He was like talking about lighting up us, talking about lighting
up a show. Yeah, and he did that. He was great.
All right, we'll uh, we'll take a moment. Fourth of July coming
up. Uh. I love when the local news and I found one station
telling you what to do and they have a whole slogan. Yeah, no,
they have a whole thing. It's the three bees. It's the three
bees. You gotta be aware of. And we will get to that,
you know, especially, that's fine. You're allowed to drill three bees.
Three bees. They have the three bees. Bitches, Bonier, You're you're
off on all of them. You're not You're not that far off barbecue was
in the bitches. Boner and beer. Yeah, you can have too much
beer, you don't get the boner. And then the bitches. That's the
male version of Uh it's the dilfh House ladies. Uh yeah, we'll hear
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my doodle. It's a dandy Beverly Hills Cop four. You're gonna watch I
don't think so. It drops tomorrow right July third, nervous Why it actually
doesn't look terrible? Maybe rises the whole cast and the third one was terrible.
It has the fourth, fourth one? Yeah, the third one.
Joseph Levins in the Yeah, oh yeah, that kind of like izes it
a little bit, you know it does? Who else is in it?
Uh? Everybody else? Judge Reynolds, Yes, I think. Uh.
Kevin Bacon has also joined. Yes, he's a bad guy. Oh yeah,
I love Kevin. I do too. He's done so much, what
a career. Did you know that his wife had a show in the movie
stickls uh Sedgwickwick. She had a show where she was a radio talk show
host. Yeah, and she and she uh shadowed be It. Yeah,
she's based it on Beth And she based it on Beth and spent some time
with Beth. And when Beth was in Nashville doing morning radio, and they
lived in Nashville, and they spent some time together. Did I ever tell
you about the time I went down on an audition with Beth for an eighty
station. No, I never told you this, So Beth, I don't
know why we had flights or whatever. My wife agreed. So I went
down to Nashville, and I thought, Beth she had gotten fired, and
I was looking to maybe move on from you know, I was. I
think I was doing like part. It was Harry Jagan oh that during that
time, Yeah, and I think, And so I went down there and
she had won some proclamation from the mayor and she'd taken over the big morning
show there or whatever, and but then she got fired. So she used
that and we bought balloons, and she bullied her way into a new eighty
station that had started there, going man, you gotta have me as your
morning shoe, blah blah blah blah ba. So finally the guy goes,
fine, I'll give you guys an hour. Because we didn't have a demo
or anything put something together in the production studio. So now I got to
figure out how to run all this equipment right, Okay, that we're sitting
there, and this is when I knew it was fucking doomed, because she
would cut stuff out of like the Inquirer and she highlighted all this shit that
brings memories. And so we're sitting there and all of a sudden she goes,
all right, beal, just like set it up and then just throw
it to me. And I go, okay. So I come back,
I say that, I say the call letters, I do this whatever,
and you know, I give a time check and I go, Beth,
what's happening and she goes, she looks dead at me and goes what And
I went, oh my god, we're fucked. I wasted an entire trip
down there. Now that dinner she made me this dinner at her place,
because I think I stayed at her place and she made a dinner and it
was like a pesto pasta, but from a mix, so like a macaroni
and cheese, but it was still clumpy and like when you bit into it,
there were like big chunks of this. And she goes, what I
makeey dinner? You don't say thanks? And I'm like, oh my god,
didn't shimmy the fuck out. It listened to her show when she used
to call up all the time. I know that, but don't you remember
what his ship showed that well? It was phenomenal. It was a phenomenal
ship show. Though I thought, I thought there was potential. I thought
this show what they gave up too quick. Of course they did. That's
always the case. Anyway, I'm sorry, I digress. It was the
thing with the fourth of July. We always get the warnings. And I
told you there were a couple of bees, the bees. I have my
bees. Here they come. Let's see if you get them right. Fourth
or July is just days away. And I thoughtbody just want you to think
about the three bees. Booze, belts and burns. Who's belts and burns
the road? And while celebrating with fireworks, this is what this is spectrum
news, isn't it? No, this is had a Pennsylvania. I don't
know. That sounded like that's spectrum news written all over it. With the
African lane thing with belts like car belts. You got it, seatbelts,
seat belts, seat belts. So it's so it's it's belts, burns.
Obviously you got it from that. And then uh, booze, yes,
which is always a big thing. Now, sure you stay safe on the
road. And Wilson, they go out to a woman's nine Madonna. Oh
it's Channel sixty nine by the way, che sixty Yeah, fireworks, and
we are talking about booze belts and Burtz booz belts have burned holiday weekend or
this should say Thursday. They want you to buckle up, they want you
to drive sober, and they want you to make sure you don't get burned
through fireworks. And yeah, every two hundred yards in Rochester is a big
tent fireworks, fireworks fake. Those are fake though, but what are they
are? Yeah, you can sell fireworks in New York State. Well,
okay, those are just those is an interesting no, because I bought those
tables. I've bought them at those stands. And there are things like bottle
rockets. The law states you can't have anything that shoots up like I think
it has to be stationary, so bottle rockets shouldn't be one, right,
I had I taped an episode this morning with the chief of police from Fairport,
Matt Barnes, and he's like, I don't think anybody understands what the
law is, he goes. I don't think we even know like what what
he goes. I would love to do a round table where we get all
the chiefs from the various municipalities around and ask them what is the fireworks law
in New York State? He goes, He goes, nobody would know.
He goes, Yeah, it's clear as the one thing. It's clear as
mud. Tell you what they all know. I know New York State takes
the tax on every sale. Yes, of course, so that it's like
it's crazy. It's bonus date for them. Don't drive out to Pennsylvanennsylvania.
Way back in the day. My cousin you know that the old Northwest,
and he used to have buddies. Hey, we're going down here. How
much five hundred dollars. Jesus used to have a great party every every fourth
of July up to the cottage and they would bring their tents. Non.
I get old and I met a new friend and they were up in Brandingham.
So I went up there and dj' you know, I still have fund
memories of that cottage was as a child. But yeah, it's just something
new booze burns and belts. So just be prepared. I like beaver,
I can buy them over the counter. Over the counter. They're safe.
Yep. You don't call this culling the herd. Like if somebody gets hurt
after this long with fireworks or anything. It's culling the herd a little bit.
I mean, I mean, if you're being an idiot, if you're
being and I understand as a kid, we we used to throw shoot bottle
rockets at each other. Not the smartest thing in the world. Light a
firework throw in the direction of somebody. We did that. Where's your god
given common sense? Now? They do say something in here that I don't
think people really pay attention to. You know, those stupid sparklers that people
wave around that they burn at like two thousand degrees. Those are hot hot.
I remember watching my kid hold one barefoot buyer pool and it fell down
in between the ash in between his toes, and he starts hopping around screaming,
not knowing exactly what happened. And I saw it. First, I
started to laugh because he was dancing like a cartoon character. Then I realized
how hrd he was, and I pushed him in the pool, which probably
wasn't the smartest thing, because cooler water you're supposed to put up burn vinegar
or something something. I don't know what the rule is. I just figured,
oh, they have the caution, they have the warnings. People should
be a ward of these. I mean, what are they doing now?
Is it guns? They're gonna put the cautions on their music or tried the
music? We've tried cigarettes, we do. Yeah, alcohol, we got
to warn everybody. I think there's the old joke that they put it,
you know, women to drink out, women to drinkgnancy pregnancy And it's funny
because half the women they are pregnant, we're drinking alcohol. Yeah, somewhere
like that. A sixty six year old guy ahead of his time already has
had a little accident with fireworks on life. First. They didn't believe in
Rochester. No, this isn't in Rochester, but it is within the Great
state of New York. Police didn't provide specific details about the mishap, but
the man was rushed to the hospital. Uh he lost right, Yeah,
I think you're right. I think he lost a hand. I don't even
feel his bad for a couple of digits. On the other hand, I
don't feel that you thinking you said no my firework. But the explosion severed
the man's left hand and took off three fingers from his right hand. What
what was he holding on to? Who was I talking to what was your
war Jesus Christ? The half stick of dynamite, which is a thing.
Yeah, somebody said yesterday they were lighting that off. I can't remember where
where it was. I don't know they're I'd have to think about it.
Was he used that they let it off at a at a on a golf
course. No, that wasn't you. Somebody was in here and said that
because I said, I don't know that. I have seen that in the
winter a few years ago there was a party. No, this was they
just had the box, was like eighty of them in there. You let
want it. Yeah, they had three of those, but that was about
it. No, I think this was somebody was in here because I said,
I don't think I would know if someone started shooting, because they go,
hey, you know when you should shoot is on the fourth of July.
Who's gonna people are going to think it's fireworse? And I said,
I don't know the gun? Yeah, like, I don't know that I
would know. I don't know that it was a gun immediately. I don't
think I would recognize this sound. I don't think I would. And the
guy's like, I know exactly what you're saying, because we were playing golf
and one he goes, I'm out on this hole and all of a sudden,
you hear this loud ba boom. He's like, we didn't know what
had happened. We thought somebody dropped, like there was a construction site nearby.
We get back, somebody throwing a quarter stick of dynamite in a garbage
can. Yeah, and it blew up. And he goes, we were
over a quarter mile away and you could almost feel it, you know,
And but we didn't know what it was. You'd have to get permission to
sell these things, yes, and you get it from the state. Well.
See, okay, so this next story along. These politicians love us
so much, they're so caring about our safety. You have guns that hurt
everybody, not fireworks. No, of course, a firework. If you
don't like it, it doesn't do anything either. But just leave fireworks in
the professionals. Don't blow your fucking hand up. Now they're done by electric
switches. You you yeah to the end, and yes, just at the
switch. And or now they like this guy was saying that they'll sell is
one big box and has one fuse. You like the fuse, The whole
thing goes off. It's a show to show in the box. Yeah,
same thing as milk matter too, Absolutely showing a box. But listen to
this story. Some of these you got to blow on to get them.
What the milk in the box. Don't want to get it too. We
won't go off. You think it's gonna go off, and she wants to
go off, but it doesn't go off. Eleven and eleven year old girl
is recovering from a tragic mistake that has left her with serious injuries and her
family without a home. Tonight, she discovered an explosive that police say was
left out by a relative. Seven News Detroit reporter Simon shay cad is talking
with the girl. So, I don't understand how she did her house.
Yeah, because somebody left Like listen to the story. Somebody left an explosive
out. The girl didn't know what it was, so she decides to light
it. Serious injuries and her family without a home tonight. Was a girl
explosive laid a lot of things. I don't know what it is. I
just lighted. Simon shay cad is talking with the girls aunt life saving aids
her mother from River Rouge is now opening up about a tragic accident here that
changed the life of her daughter and has now left their family without a place
to live. Someone brought a dynamite into my home and my daughter didn't know
what it was and lit it and it blew up in her hands. Who
has dynamite that they're bringing into your home leaving it there? And why is
she lighting it up? That's all that's all. Go get the and by
the way, let's leave the eleven year old home by themselves. Be sure
that they be sure they get a lighter. Yeah. Later, this is
the thing that's so strange. As the story progresses, they go, they're
not going to press charges against the grandfather who left the dynamite out. I
go, but they don't have a home. The kid lost her left hand
and had to have surgery, so it's like part of her forearm that's her
dominant hand. She has to learn to write now with her with her left
hand or the left and was right whatever one was, and so she's got
to learn to write with the opposite one. And I go, where's like
even child Protective Service something to take a look at this and go, what
the fuck happened here? Why do you who has a system? The system
failed? But I go, who has dynamite? Where do you get dynamite?
Dynamite store? That's what I'm going. I mean, he was playing
on blowing something well, and maybe that's what he does, like, maybe
that's part of his job. I don't know. Maybe he was saying,
but even dynamite, if it's at court, like, there's nothing fun about
that. First of all, you took it out of something, your pocket,
put it on a table, started talking, got distracted, you know,
and it's it's not like you're needing your house and you forget the charge.
You do your phone out loud. I don't know. It made no
sense to me. I was like, oh my god, And I will
tell you I think it's a complete waste of time for the police to enforce
any firework loss. Oh with that, that's a complete waste of time.
And most of the nine one one calls are neighbors, according to police I've
talked to about fireworks. And then you know what they'll say to these guys,
how are you with your neighbor? Oh we're pretty good. Why do
you talk to them? Oh my dog's freaking out? The like okay,
Well, I mean, you know what, that's that's the worst part.
I'm a dog lover. I'm alone. You want to do it on the
fourth of July. Fine, yes, it's after that. Yeah, you're
doing it four days before. You're doing it four days after. Come on
again. It's NonStop, you know, and people post things on Facebook.
You know, don't forget about the dogs. And people that are friends with
you on Facebook aren't doing it. You're about reaching the people that are doing
it on purpose to be a dick. I wonderbout the assholes of videotape fireworks.
They're never gonna watch it. I'm not gonna watch it. No.
I think I did at a show. No, i'd like a concert.
And I did go back and watch it. I think it was the Stones
and there were some kind of fireworks. You had to you were blasted.
Was a different show. Yeah, to watch it again. You know,
we were in the Stones last night. I was fucking hammered a great time
walking up flights and stairs at the top of the stadium. It was unbelievable.
It was unbelievable. It was the high. It was the farthest way
I've ever said for a Stone show. And I loved every minute of it.
I had a great time. It was one row of not being there.
I was. It was one row and my brother said, if we
were one row higher, he goes, it would have been terrible because I
would have pissed off the back of the stadium, and he goes, we
would have been arrested. In Cleveland. Now the Diamond Vision. Obviously it's
these days, so you're even if you're fire away, you can oh yeah,
you see him? Yeah yeah, Well, and then it was just
cool to be around. There is an atmosphere that energy and stuff, same
thing. Everybody's in for a good time. I can't watch fireworks on TV.
Can't stand it. I don't like watching fireworks on television. I either
want to see it in person, big fireworks display. I don't want to
see it. I don't want to see it at all. My parents asked
me, you go anywhere for the fourth to see fireworks? Like, yeah,
fire worked out. If I see him, I see him. If
I don't, friends, you can't help it. I'm going down to the
beach. I'm bringing some appetizes there you go, what are you gonna bring?
You bring your devil Deggs. Absolutely everybody loves my devil leggs. You
got the big fourth party over at MAT's house? Yes, I know,
I know at Matt Reese's. Yeah, I'll make some double leggs. You
can pick them up too. Why not. If you're gonna boil ten eggs,
you might as well boil twenty. What are you telling you? Put
a double legg? Ont it? Do you have fireworks down me? Hey?
You know what your party's missing? Dougs, devils, devil eggs.
Okay, hey, hey you know what? Hey, fuck you guys,
because I'm telling you, the best fucking devil legg you ever gonna have is
fucking Dougie fresh as double A. I can tell these motherfuckers. I'm telling
you right now. Hey, you want double leggs, you will. If
you like double ducks, call in or find us on Billified and we'll have
a devile egg cookoff here in the studio. Because nothing makes a party like
devile leggs. Double leggs go like flapjacks. Yeah, I was just being
nice. I'm sorry. You guys don't know what what are you talking about?
What? Who don't get hot? Don't get upset. I'm just saying,
you know, it's very gay of you, I mean very nice of
you to offer. Hey, it's mainly pig up tight double a. There
won't be any There won't be any girls there. No, you boiled ten,
you make twenty. Now I'm nuts. You cut them in half?
What do you? What do you know about you don't know your eggs.
It's a good thing that most of his friends are drunk and don't remember half
the stuff. So at least o we're up when they hate my double leggs,
scratch. I have had, I have to say, and I hate
to do this because I love I love to. It's just warm my way
and he likes to. But I will say that I've had the deviled eggs.
Yeah they're pretty good. Huh, they're very good. Yeah, Yes,
you brought them in here I did, Yes, they were very good.
I didn't. Yeah, I don't know if they're worth driving. We're
ranch beans. So you're in Greece, right, I'm in North Greece.
Okay, right around and come over for a beer. Get a beer.
I'm doing something nice for another party. I would be nice to make some
extras for you. You got a pan, you're boiling water? Yeah,
I put in ten to make twenty. I'll put in another thing, make
forty. Someone else is bringing it. I know, not only that,
I mean the devil. Devil. See this is what this is the point,
you guys. Mad is very nice to me because he donates to my
my breast cancer events. So why not be nice and say, hey,
have some great ampetizers on me, Thank you donated breast cons Here, here's
some smushed eggs for you. I'll just take them home. I'll take it
home and put in my fridge, eat them. Yeah. Hey, motherfucker
never brought his double eggs, and Mark's like literal delusions. He'll behave be
calling Rebecca found out Rebecca legs double eggs, which she might maybe Rebecca,
if you like double eggs, Uh, give us a call. Yeah,
milks love double eggs. They do because they're gonna have to cook. We'll
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Connors and Ferris. You know how the dreamer all American rock bands today.
I don't know if anybody's known so far. What's the all American rock band?
No? I said, just we're all American bands today. Bumpies are
all American bands. You're gonna forget one band? What the best the best
eighties band that there is? Cinderella? No, no, thank God,
No, you're gonna laugh. And I tell you, tell me it's maybe
one. Yes, Poison Poisons, Busy poison, more long jevity than well,
that's true. And Tesla is still around, and I like Taxi still
around, but they're not really not Americ band, not American, Okay,
Americans fans Doug Yeah you Doug, your deviled eggs over there, I mean
poisons from Pennsylvania. Yeah, well, ben Jovi, bon Jovi, Yeah,
Bruce, Bruce, I like Bruce. I can't Bruce. What did
you say, Bruce? I guarantee, guarantee there it is? Can.
I just not like I never got into his music. He was saying he
was taking a ship. Yeah. I was driving my bike to Paris and
I was holding so hard because I was dumping in American band. Yes they
are. Yeah, Van Hagar was better, I believe. Overall, I
like the performers of David, but yes, I like he was young.
We like both, But now that I'm older, I do like the Sammy
Hagar about her too. Yeah, a lot more hits, I think Sammy
brought it up for the band. Well that's why I saw a documentary and
Sammy today and that's yeah. Basically I love Sammy Hagar. Seems three day
he's touring the summer with lover Boy. I'm going to see him in Saratoga.
Let's go. It's on a Wednesday. I'm off. You got long
seats, me and me, you and the Gilts and the Mills, and
you got togs. The girl the girlfriend's taking is a Christmas present? All
right, Christmas. It's a Tuesday. It's a Wednesday. It's a Tuesday.
It's a Wednesday. It's a Tuesday. Saratoga Springs in New York.
Yes, it's a Tuesday. It's a Wednesday. I have the fucking tickets.
How the hell do I not know? You know we went back.
I'll bet you any pagga the show? What's the show? I gotta see?
I gotta computer r le me Hagar, Saratoga Springs, Sammy Hagar and
to our Sarahtoga Springs. We're looking on up Wednesday, Tuesday. Uh,
I have hang on Sammy Hagar twelve pack. Oh wait a second, I
have Saratoga Spring since Monday, July twenty second. Yes, that's it.
Yes, wrong, I know it wasn't Wednesday. Okay, you know it
wasn't. What I mean, I'm living, I'm leaving Sundays, so I
didn't think. Yeah, so it's Monday day and they half to drive three
hours. No, it's called it's called going on vacation, going place called
it's called dating jug devil degg doug. We'll make her double dag. There's
any honey bunnies listening right now, they don't want to. We'll get you
went between the the I'm your man, Remember the double Eggs comedy? I
want you this. Those are the fuck, the three bees you need,
the devil leggs, the ab Do you hear about the guy who wouldn't cuddle
with his girlfriend in Florida? No, and she flipped out on him,
and she turned around and she like bit his forehead and something else did.
Yeah, true story. They're pit bulls. You're about the prostitute with no
fingers. What happened? Man? You really got to hand it to her.
Oh hey, hey hey, oh that and doubled eggs, dad jokes,
double leggs cuddling. I gotta come with another d and a dick very
big. Do you remember the name Michelle Marini, You guys are from Greece.
Michelle Moriny talked about her last week. We did the whole thing with
her honor last week. She was the one who put the GPS on.
Oh yeah, yeah, and she had that beehive hair. She had the
hairdo, and she had so many complaints. She has come out with a
new hairdo. She went into court and I have to show you this.
I don't know if she put on a wig, because her hair unless she's
just let it grow out, I don't know. This does not even look
like the same person. That's her on top with the new dude. That's
the old dude or one of the versions of the old dou one. You
can't grow your hair then saw it short above your shoulders and then down below
your shoulders. I think she's got a wig. That's like I think she
has. She probably gots so many bad on social media. Second picture first
in right there. Yeah, she looks like the mother that would let you
drink underage, but you couldn't drive. You had to take her keys.
I had, I had, I had a couple of those. Yeah,
she does. She looks like the mother that would let you drink underage,
but you couldn't drive. You know what, she looks like like she wants
a deviled egg. That's oh well, if that's she, she'd be next
to the devil eggs and be like, who wants this last devil egg?
And then eat it? Yeah, Doug said last week she looks like the
woman who gets into the ten items or last line of Wagman's with twenty one
items. Bitch. Uh yeah, Michelle Moriney she got a new hairstyle.
And I think I think it has to do with all the pushback social media.
Absolutely social media. People were going crazy social media. It just is
so mean. Ah, yes, it is. Why with the manner no
anybody can be mean. That's what's gonna be. They're gonna put warning labels
on social media that ah. I think they were saying that they want to
they want to do that. I don't understand why. I think they should
regulate that you can't be on social media till you're twenty one. The whole
freedom of speech thing. They should really look at the Constitution again, there's
no u's there's no way that I know it's no joking, but the uh
it's a problem because, like you know, we were saying, the bullying
doesn't end when you go home, right, I think, yeah, I
think most people just want to have a nice friendly you know, you want
to make friends, and that's tough enough to do, and you know,
as a young age. And I think there's more pressure on now than never.
I think the bigger thing is, like you gotta I see a lot
of kids playing sports and stuff. I always think sports is the greatest thing
because you see, I don't see such sam building when we were growing up.
I mean, pick up games of basketball, even in your driveway.
You know, it's my kid does all day long. It's basketball. Jamison
does is play basketball like all either that or fish. He's called me up
showing me all the fishy. It's interesting. You can come down to fishing
in my brother's house if you guys want to come down. We got fishing
bulls. All right, yeah we will, maybe we will. They say
that is the most active sport in the world, fishing, fishing, and
they call it angling. Yeah, yeah, angler, they call it in
sport. Yes, they say, technically what people do that in the world
than anything else? All right, So this is how I know I'm old.
I really wanted to learn to fly fish. I do. I want
to go out to the Snake River in Idaho and I want to, Yes,
I do, But I don't want to jump in. I want to
get in, and I want to have the hip waiters on and I want
to learn. You know a lot of people have drowned waiters just going with
your shorts and a pair of boots. Man, hip water. That's an
old man. Your cell phone down there, I can cover. I got
a pocket from a different egg here. It's great bait. You let him
sit out for a few days. Yes, then do it. I've been
interested in that too. I think anybody has seen fly fishing. Yes,
hey, you know what, I got an idea. You guys come over
to fish. You can stop at Doug's house and get deviled eggs. By
the way, you win. I just stole that from somebody. Oh,
Kevin, I gotta give Vin credit, because nobody does in this show.
What do you mean nobody does give give Kevin credit? Give Kevin and Rebecca
actually, well, okay, yeah, I'll give you that, all right,
I'll give you that. He yes, we he and I had talked
and I got it. I got her number, somebody had sent me,
or I do know why I'm sticking up for him. No, he's just
you're not only throwing him under the bus. You're driving it saying I didli
Kevin, I love Kevin, I love I love everybody on this show.
He can have a deviled egg, just one, just now. We've all
heard these stories about somebody getting one of these astronomical tips. I don't know
if it's ever happened at any when you were in the business, or someone
dropped like a huge tip, let's say, like a grand I've seen it
for as many years as Facebook's been out there, Yes, and we always
see this stuff, right the story. Once in a while, I got
I don't know if you saw it in person, but maybe even five hundred
dollars. That's how I did. I got when when Ma'm Matt went to
Cankun, uh huh, A bunch was went to Kankun. One of the
regulars gave us five hundred dollars to go have a good time, to have
a good time. Yeah, yeah, that's that's cool. Yeah that's nice.
Well it's because you know, but that's a regular and you knew what
was coming. I didn't know what was coming. Okay, this is like,
you know, good guy, but just didn't seem like the kind of
guy that that would do that, that would do that. All right,
So here's the story. But I love the way this story ends about a
generous gift. A server in Scranton, Pennsylvania received a three thousand dollars tip
on a thirteen dollar check. Yeah, Marianna, three thousand dollars on a
thirteen dollar check. If I'm going someone three thousand dollars, you know what?
I want? Paid her around? No, he wants to watch,
but no, Smith is part of a social He wants eggs. Yeah,
who doesn't baby At first, Lambert, I can watch and I can eat
Doug's doubledggs. So I'm watching. There you go, everything may be able
to dip a little bit on something. They took his ID and you know,
took pictures of everything, so you know, they waited a little bit
to make sure that I was legit and went through and then I ended up
making surens all well great, yep, I wonder real that's right? Like
you want to do what? Lambert says. She is incredibly grateful and hopes
to pay it forward. To someone in the near future. Yeah, she'll
probably buy someone Dunkin Donuts behind him. Can you get that guy? I've
got his bag on his coffee. I just paid it forward. U.
Yeah, somebody can, all right? Just as as aside before I tell
you the rest of the story, has anybody ever broken the chain in to
pay it forward? Lining sometimes that it would happen in Starbucks or Dunkin?
Don't you have in the line right and someone who says you pull up and
they go the car in front of you has paid for your order? Okay?
I so this was going on and on and I you do it to
the car? The car right right? So this has been going on for
a while. I get up to the window. It's just me. I
just all I got was a black coffee. That's it. The woman goes
to me, do you want to pay it forward? And I said,
oh yeah, And she goes do you? And I said, what she's
like? Their order is like thirty five dollars behind you. I said,
oh, she goes yeah, just go right. So I broke. I
felt bad, But do you feel bad? I don't want to pay thirty
five dollars and I don't think they weren't expecting it. They didn't know this.
No, they didn't know. They asked me the same thing. I
only had four dollars. I couldn't afford it. I couldn't afford to buy
it. All I got was a terrible but I offered it makes a double
eggs for a party? You know, blown up? That's paying you forward.
No, it's gay. Okay, they're not gay. Double eggs they
are. They are. If you eat them, you know what you get.
I just never know one mouth. No one's ever offered me double eggs
to bring the party. I'm giving you doubled eggs to stick to the party.
You know what what, I'm gonna keep my double What are you talking
about? Are you really upset? You? But you are? You are?
Or for my party? All right? So I think that the devil
Edges are very good. I will say that they just don't travel well.
Thanks, don't travel well, devil leg don't travel You get the rate?
Of course you do, of course, of co where'd you get it?
Huh? Where'd you get it? Wal Walmart and the dollar store. There's
twenty at Walmart and dollars store's got twelve. Actually, people bought them for
me, Yeah, of course. Yeah, Hey, hey, let's get
Dug something right, Ah boy, Doug, Doug likes to make them all
right. So we heard this guy lady gets a three thousand dollars tip.
Tips for Jesus is the social media thing that they're doing. It's called Tips
for Jesus. And then I got enough money. Their church has been around
for ten thousand years. I go broke all time. The guy wrote tips
for Jesus on the on the chest, Jesus, not Jesus. I might
have sounded like I said Jesus, but that's because I was thinking of your
No, I was thinking of the devil Lecks when this guy was So a
note comes in from the guy and it says we thought somebody was actually trying
to do a good thing. And then now here we are three months later
and there's nothing, nothing to show for. At this point, the guy
asked for the money back the three thousand dollars tip, he said, in
spite of the efforts to make sure the tip was above board. The situation
took a turn for the worst a few weeks later, when the cafe received
a letter from the tipper uh disputing the charge for the tip. So they
had already handed out the three thousand dollars tip. Now he's disputing the charge
for the tip, which the credit card is gonna be on his side,
right, you mean he didn't give him three thousand cash? What he did
put it out of the thing. But he did it for tips for Jesus.
So now I'm hoping that the restaurant ate the three thousand dollars and let
this didn't serve for keeping eating three thousand dollars. No, I wish they
had you wouldn't I'm going to find I don't think they can ask it for
her back. They should dispute it. Well, so they're suing. They're
suing the game. They're suing the guy there with a civil lawsuit. They
followed the civil lawsuit of kids win that who goes they probably will, But
who goes tips for Jesus and then turns around and screws you right in the
ass like a punch. His pilot probably went to confession and the priest was
like, fucking tip somebody three thousands and bring that ship in here. I'm
the one saving your soul. No good deed. I mean it starts to
make you think that all the stuff we're seeing on social media about that is
bs you know, yeah, people stealing money not being it forward. That's
right, that's the thing that was twenty fifteen. I was still in the
devil eggs. Yeah, pictures of your double eggs. On Facebook, most
people have pictures of their kids. He's got pictures of his. Hey,
we're going up to the look at that. Yeah, one hundred and seven
likes, one hundred and seven likes. Yeah, on your table day,
right, you know how boy? So memory when you were hosted the first
time? That is Carlson? Yeah, the Carlson Uh huh that was Uh.
I brought all the judges douvile eggs. That's how I won. That's
how you want. What's the biggest tip this man ever heard about BTV?
I think the one I said the five Yeah, I think, so,
I'm not something else that happened. Yeah, it's kind of like tip.
I've got tipped one hundred a couple of times as a bartender. Yeah.
Yeah, drunk people. One guy was drunk. This happen within the past
year. Yeah, and he was busting his balls. He was just all
over the place. And actually he left a lot of money at the other
end of the bar and he was just talking everybody. So I took the
money. I came down to and go, hey, I know you've had
too much. This is your money, don't forget it. Yeah, and
it was like eighty nine dollars and he just left it all for you.
No, he put that in his pocket. Then later he gave me a
hundred. So this is for you taking care of us and saving me my
money because they did forget about that. And I knew the guy from some
a friend of a friend worked for him. Yeah, and he came in
with a couple of friends, I know, acquaintances, so he was appreciative
of that. So are you starting to see And I am curious to find
out because the younger generation, they're saying, he's not drinking as much like
kids my yeah, my kid's age, they're not. But you're hanging.
You're more in older establishments. Yeah, just people who probably thirty and yeah,
so that's not but that those are not like twenty one year old.
I mean yes, but well that's why that's why places are closing at midnight,
because nobody's nobody's going out anymore after midnight. They're going downtown. But
you know what I mean. Back in my day when that we used to
we used to go out at ten to eleven o'clock. Yeah, I don't
think they're I don't even think they're going downtown. They're going yeah because oh
yeah, because I think preps closed in the city. One of the bars
and on Park Avenue closed. I heard. I heard the Fairport is where
eybody's going. Yeah, someone was talking about that. It's like we're down.
You know, Ronnie Davis is opening the bar down there. Really the
canny coming. I know who backs these people. Yeah, I'll tell you
who off the mic. Oh, I have an idea, I guess you
do. You know exactly who it is. But I just it's curious to
see what's gonna happen because I always thought the liquor industry was recession proof,
and you always heard about it, right, things change, Yeah, And
now all of a sudden, both they're thinking the legalization of marijuana. And
it was your nephew. Your nephew was in here, yes, and he
talks aboutmmies. Yeah, because I don't have to go out, he goes
and take half a gummy and I'm chilled for the night for two hours.
That goes by and it might be hell nless you know, less toxic on
your liver left, I don't know. Yeah, then too, now that
they're thinking about that, because you have older people my age that are drinking
and take half a gummy Yeah, I know, they pass out on that.
Strangers beds fucking devil eggs all over their balls, hoping the dog's gonna
lick it off, and then they're just fucked up in the head. This
is taking a really bad turn. All right, we'll take a moment,
a little round of drunk adult or little kid. Somebody tells a story.
You have to decide. And both of you guys have both worked in the
hospitality business. You've been around the hospitality industry. You make it. You
make your devil eggs sound elegant. I'm gonna make your job set eloquent.
No, I said elegant, Yes, but eloquent would be another thing.
It's usually land No, sorry, I said elegant, but you're right,
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American, the most anti, the most anti song are written. I think
so yeah, yeah, I always thought that too. It's a kid people
never got yeah Man's tag. Didn't Wragan want to use this as a theme
song? What it is? He Berman let him save them. Fin had
a friend whose father was like almost for his hair, like Reagan, and
he loved the song. And I guess always going, mister Hoffman, but
it's anti put a you know, a gun in my hand and sent me
off to kill the yellow man. Right that it's like, I mean,
it's not wrong, it's just that it's yeah, got in a little jam,
put a rifle on my hands, yes, yeah, oh forget.
This was eighty three yeah around thereause Vietnam was still you know, I mean
I was still. I think Vietnam is a war that I don't think was
ever really talked about or dealt with. I think it divided the country.
I think I don't know anybody that. My uncle was a pilot in Noam.
My father was in college, but he did not defer. He just
got a low lottery pick, so he never he never got drafted. But
he wouldn't do it. His mother wanted him to take She didn't want two
boys in Vietnam and fear of losing both sons. And he said, if
my brother's over there, I'm not gonna take the college deferment. My brother's
there, so he got a low lottery number and never went. But I
always thought that that was one I don't know people that came back and got
spin on. We we says it didn't happen. We said that, Yeah,
I just he never saw. Well, the people I've talked to didn't
either, and I have I had a bunch of friends whose dads were No,
I'm right, because that's you know, my and uh. I don't
remember any of them. And I remember going back and asking later on because
we had learned about some of that stuff because born on fourth of July.
Yeah, no, I'm not saying it didn't. It did not happen.
I never I just don't know any I didn't know anybody. But would I
talked to six guys right, one of them would have got spin on.
I don't know. But I always thought that that was a war I never
really dealt with or or or talked about because it was. It was a
war. We I mean, if you actually look at it, historically,
we sent the French in their first to fight and it's the first word we
paid them, the first wary that we lost. Yeah, yeah, it
was ugly, Yeah, very ugly. No one knows that just stop the
spreading communism, to stop the spread of communism, and we sent the French
in first, and uh, you should have said kill them all. Oh
you know what would have been peace. You could have been like the Dalai
Lama, the dolly devil, the dolly devil egg. It would have made
it all great. But it's a it's a it's one of the I really
think like it fucked up a lot of guys and they didn't know what was
happening, you know what the platoons. Yeah, yeah, but just how
how you know, I don't think I think there were guys that really got
screwed up. And then don't forget there was agent orange that you know,
guys died from. Uh you brought up wheeze. I think his cancer was
something that they were seeing mostly over in Asian countries and I and I don't
know why seafood, but there was something with that being because it was nasal
pharyngeal cancer, so it was something in the sinuses, which is usually over
more seen in Asia and uh yeah, but it was never we didn't even
learn about it and they didn't even have no it wasn't in the textbooks when
we came through, and that would have been the eighties. So you're talking
to the war and did at least a decade prior. Well, I know
an honor flight that they're coming up to the year. Sure, because the
guys are off can come back. Yeah, they're all in Korea War now.
So in the next I think, let me tell you about again.
And I don't know if I think word sometimes travels throughout the circles of entertainment,
but I did, just to show you the impact and never having lived
it. So we did. And a map of the Earth. Map of
the Earth is where they fly real low and they usually go over like a
river. Okay, So we did a map of the Earth of the Genesee
River in Vietnam era Huey helicopter. I think it was a Huey I may
have the name of it wrong. And what they had was the gunner seat.
And the gunner seat was where you sat and you basically wore like a
harness like you would even in a race car or something, and you leaned
out and you just you gunned as you went by, and they go,
hey, we's you want to sit in the gunner seat, and so we
just goes, yeah, bro'll be it'd be great. But so he's sitting
there, open door, and all of a sudden we're up and like three
minutes later we're landing again. He was having panic attacks. Oh yeah,
but from going back, and I'm like these guys. All I remember thinking
at that moment is holy fuck. I have no idea what this guy was
thinking feeling. I could never relate in a million years. But boy,
we just didn't care enough or or or or we just brushed it off.
We seem it seems like people do a better job now, but god damn.
I mean Armin Shawbrook owns the House of Guitars. I did an interview
with him. He talked about his dad was in a He didn't know his
dad well. Most of his time was in the VA hospital down in Canandagua.
They would let him out once in a while. Uh, and he
was out in the backyard. They found him like with a gun, trying
or running from something. I haven't been made. Once you get a gun
shot at you and you're shooting back at people, I don't know. There
was not a eight year old guy who sat here who was in World War
Two, who sat in the studio and talked about I can still picture walking
into Germany seeing a German soldier raised his gun and I turned and fired and
shot him right between the eyes. He goes, and all, there are
times when I think now, and he seemed to have a nice life,
raised a family, had a wife. He goes, There were times I
think, how could I have done that? How could I have done that?
So I don't know, and I think it affects to your point.
I think it affects everybody differently. But I go, holy shit, And
I think the non stuff we didn't know. I don't think we know.
It's kind of because it's hard to teach something well, you know how trying
to forget. You know, they don't know why. They still don't really
have a reason why they were there for so long. There's really not a
reason. No, it was to stop the spread of communists. Once we
were in, we weren't going to lose. Remember, we had a safe
face. But you all of a sudden, you know, you're you start
going into people's business. You know that a desert storm we doesn't do with
us? Uh No, they neither did they even uh like you know,
after the terrorst bombing of the twin towers and the planes went into the towers,
we went into run. Yeah you know what I mean, they didn't
I know, we went we didn't even go into what are we doing anyway?
That just as I mean, we look at all this other for the
light and a lot of people worked hard to make this country great. But
I go, boy, that that funcks some guys up. And there was
nothing talk. And when I see these things and you'll go on TikTok and
stuff and go, you know, gen X, you remember this. We
we we didn't have this. We didn't do that, I go, yeah,
because they were so fucked up from coming back from the war that I
think they were trying to figure their own ship out right, you know what
I mean, And they weren't gonna be coddling you or whatever. You're getting
yelled at me, Hey fuck you, Yeah, I got it, I
got it. I just think that that's part of it, all right,
lightning things up for the guys in the hospitality industry or excuse me, yeah,
bartenders, bartenders, little care tenders and DJ and host the most you
know, what the fuck are you talking about? We're both in bartenders.
Right, I'm also been a DJ. You've been a host. Excuse me,
dj J, excuse me. I didn't mean to. Oh, we're
gonna so we put out your resume. Sure, bartender, DJ, Devil
egg creators, don't forget movie creator. Oh yes, by the way,
by the way, I don't care what anybody says about that steaming pilot garment.
Are we going to have that driving we Uh, it's gonna be twenty
dollars a car, but you get four free Deviled eggs? They Yeah,
I gotta see. They've had a lot of rain delays out there, so
I think he's I have to talk to him. I'm actually gonna talk to
him tomorrow, so I will I will see. All right, did this
story happen when the person was a little kid or drunk adult? You guys
have to guess. I got caught undressing a miss Piggy Doll and then drawing
nipples on her. Little kid or drunk adult. I'm gonna say drunk adult.
I want to say a little kid. You're gonna say a little kid.
Yeah, I was going drunk adult myself. There we go. I
was a little kid. I was spending the night over at my buddy's house.
When no one was looking, I decided to undress his sister's miss Piggy
Doll, and I uh drew nipples on a woman. Yeah, his sister
walked in on me doing it, and well, needless to say, they
never let me spend the night there ever. Again, at least she wasn't
fucking a sheep. I fucked the sheep once. It wasn't bad. Someone
who did that I told you about. I know, I know. All.
Here we go, little kid, a drunk adult. I took a
bowl of soup and poured it in my dad's lap after a fight with him.
Well, it's gotta be a little kid my dad's lap. That's an
adult, drunk adult, drunk adult. Yeah, I would go drunk adult
too, I because I can't even imagine as in my dad's lip lap y,
So, little kid, you're gonna put your grown man you're drunken?
Well, yeah, I've done some pretty fucked up things when I was drunk
in my house. I mean I think that, no, I would think
a little kid would be afraid to do that. Right, I'm gonna say
drunk adult. I'm going drunk adult as well. I was a drunk adult.
He told me that he was leaving my mom for an exotic dancer,
and I got mad and took his very hot clam chowder and dumped it in
his lap. Bad move, because now the exact answer has to blow it
out. Hey, colug devil. But he's got clams in his lamp and
clams in the ship clove. Alright, here we go. I hit myself
with a brick. I hit myself with a kid. I'm gonna go adult
adult hit myself with a brick. I did that after a bill's last ones,
on purpose, Like smashed your head against the brick. All right,
it's okay, because I'm picturing, like is it possible, trying to think,
how would you hit yourself with a brick? Well, this is something
you could it ricochet, Yeah, but you could do that or could it
ricochet off something? Right to hit hit it pretty hard? Yeah, you
would rubber or tire something. I was a drunk adult. I was convinced
this guy was sleeping with my girlfriend. So one night I was out with
some friends getting hammered, and I had a bright idea when I saw brick
laying in a parking lot. So I had my friend drive me to this
guy's house and I got close to a bedroom window through the brick as hard
as I could. Unfortunately, to my surprise, the brick bounced off the
window, came back and hit me in the face. How I guess he
had hurricane windows. I don't know. But no one went home. Fortunately,
but he was banging my girlfriend and they're married now, all right,
and save you? Maybe save what a loser? Have you ever done that
where you thought your girlfriend was with somebody else and tried to show up somewhere.
I actually showed up when she was with somebody else? What do you
mean, showed up, showed up at her house? Yes, oh,
just coming by? Hey, hello, No, I was living there,
you were living there? And then freaking donkey punch. Oh this was donkey
punch. Yeah. Oh I didn't know you were living didn't know you were
living with her? Yeah? Wow, Oh that's that sucks. I mean
now I wouldn't give I got to watch. Yeah, but back then I
was pissed. But you know, if it was any other time, like
in the last ten years, I'd be like, I don't give a fuck.
I remember in high school there was a guy a girl who was dating
a guy he had just graduated, who was going to the community college,
and we were all at a party together and they had broken up, and
he's like, hey, come with me. I'm going to go over to
her house. And he was going in the house. It was like late
at night, everyone's asleep, and he's trying to open the door, and
I remember like seeing him get into the mud room and I fucking pulled to
that go buddy house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I go. I'm
not I am not doing this all right. One more so, I farted
on a microphone in a room that was packed with sixty people. Farted on
a microphone. I'll say, I'm gonna go adult adult, a little kid.
All right, here we go, let's see what how do you do
this? I was a drunk adult yoga costs and I let one of my
girlfriends one right before I had to keep and I wear a headset with a
microphone. So I was in a wind removing pose and I knocked the headset
off and the pose was doing what it was doing, and the microphone and
the part I go through the entire studio. I'm surprised, looks like you
did do yoga. He didn't actually the guy makes deuvil leggs. He did
yoga, Okay, that's true, Okay a couple of times. Yeah,
I tried yoga a few times. Yeah, I couldn't. I want to
go back to screwing over people, screwing over people. Yeah. Relationships wise,
did you ever see the movie Last American Virgin I did not, Yes,
Yes, And the ending is a perfect example. It's one of the
best endings ever because it's a downer and it's what really happens in life.
First guy, this guy's in love with this girl. This girl bangs his
best friend, gets pregnant, the guy takes care of her, gets an
abortion. At the end of the movie, she's back with a guy that
banged her, didn't take care of her. And yeah, absolutely, that's
great to see that movie. Nobody saw that because he came out at the
same time as Fast Times. It's as good as Fast Time, or better.
It might be better. It's funny. It seems to have a more
nudity in the Last American version. Yeah, don't be a don't be a
Gary the uh did you? Could you relate to that character? Well?
It was only now, I kind I was only like what lot when the
movie came out. But yeah, I mean I just I laughed. What
a loser. I hope that never happens to me. It happened to me
most more times than it probably happened to Gary. If you'd only learned to
make devil softball hit the who he just serves it serves it. What we're
gonna do next week? What are you gonna do. We're gonna put a
sign out there says free devil eggs. We'll see how many people come and
go like, oh that's that's fourteen, thank you, it's checking. Oh
they're all gone. But what so what are you gonna do for the the
big holiday with your devil eggs? It's my mother's birthday seventy seven. You're
just going over to her house, yeah, and then play some gin Rummy
and hang with her. And I'm going to my friend's house. Okay,
it's gonna play something about forty people or so. So you're gonna do devil
eggs for both places. I'll make my mom something. Does mom get twelve?
Does mom get to show? Probably she doesn't need a lot of rely
have two? Oh no, no, what when you're bringing them? You're
you gonna give her twelve. You're gonna give her twelve. I'm gonna make
up a special play for her, Macaroni sald or potato sald something I like
this. Yeah, look at you. I'll make I'll make twelve eggs and
you can take them to man. I can't wait to go to match with
all the Food Fighter fans and the arguments that are gonna happen there. I'm
waiting for it because I know I'm gonna get fucked with the Taylor shop.
Yeah, well, why are you wearing that shirt? What were you just
a Taylor Swift fan? He's a Taylor Swift fan. Okay, Yeah,
she's got a lot of them, I know. But so I don't understand
what happened there because I thought they were cool. Yeah, but no one
understands, and even the even like Food Fighter fans, were kind of confused
on what was he making a joke? Because she didn't take it as a
joke because she, you know, she made a comment the next night,
so I don't know. Dave Grohl made a comment about none of her band
plays live, Food Fighters play live, Taylor Swiss band doesn't really, and
which is unsrue. Taylor Swift and Taylor Swiss band band plays live. I'm
gonna tell you something too backtracks. Michael Sweet from Striper wrote a thing on
his eye. I mean I knew he was talking about the food Fighters Taylor
Sweat. He says everybody uses backtracks. Yeah, he said, ninety percent
use backtracks. You can't have everything right, you know, And he goes,
well, there's a couple of those bands that don't use it, and
then they end up sounding like shit. They I'm sure they do. Yeah,
And there's no way that the Rolling Stones at eighty and eighty one,
they gotta have something. There's gotta be smoking mirrors, Doug. There has
to be or devil deck something. There's gotta be something, but there has
to be no I'm with you. I I would think that you're in a
live performance, Well, you have a sound effects machine for your voice?
Yeah, you know. But also, I mean they keep training, they
keep singing to keep it. I mean, if they hadn't sang for fifteen
years, I don't think their voice would ever come back. But they are
constantly yeah, touring and obviously in the in the studio to keep it active.
So you'll go to Matt's, Yes, you'll be the lake. Yeah,
where are you gonna be? Fourth of July? I'll be uh drunk
in somebody's strange bend. Absolutely, i will be uh. Taylor will be
somewhere crying. What was curled ups? I will curled up and missing out.
I'll be crying. Where the devil leggs? What the devil leggs?
For? Dougie Fresh whoo for Mark with his milk manner to review boy.
Yes, I'm Bill Moran. Have a great, well we'll see tomorrow.
Have a great whatever. I will hold tail. Didn't know what to do.
I'm trying a TV. Don't do the letter to you a bed? Ye stay