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Well. In this episode, comedian Doug

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Phelps joins us and Mark. The
Soldier is back after a night with Rebecca

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from milf manor two. He had
a watch and he's got a review.

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I've never watched the show where I
hated every girl on that show. Really,

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we're all bitches, are all crybies. And then Rebecca came in.

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Find out what soldier thought about Rebecca
coming in we talk about the three Bees

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for the Fourth of July, and
what are your Fourth of July plans?

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And what do you need? You
have the big fourth party over at Matt's

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house. Yes, I know,
I know at Matt Reese's. Yeah,

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I'll make some double leggs. You
can pick them up right too. Why

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not. If you're gonna boil ten
eggs, you might as well boil twenty.

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I've just never heard a grown man
say that to another grown man.

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Michelle Marini's back in the news,
and she has different hair. Sure above

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your shoulders and then down below your
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That's like, I think she has
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tips for Jesus. And since these
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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks
for getting your pot on, Thanks for

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telling a friend. That's how we
spread the word about the pirate ship.

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In his red white and blue star
space who Yeah, baby's American. Ah

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right, he's all American down girls, take me home and fuck me for

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Gloria. That's all I gotta say. Beautiful. He's got his uh forty

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nine ers red white blue hat.
Yeah, I like that hat. Hey

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it that's all right? And into
review milk manner too. Baby here he

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is the only living legend himself from
Sure Live. You know him, you

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love him. You can't get enough
of him, ladies, it is showtime.

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I gotta give him big Rick Flair
whoa for Mark New York. Baby,

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I had so much fun yesterday I
decided to come back. Well that

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was good yesterday, was it not? Yeah? Yes, it was interesting.

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I I especially liked hearing about trying
to tell her parents that she was

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on milf man or two and her
father's going milk. What's milk is what.

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I don't know, what's the milf? What is this? And her

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mother getting kind of pissed and her
kids and all that, and uh,

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I don't know, she's I'm a
star. Did you watch the episode with

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her which I know she came in
episode? Yeah? Wait wait wait wait

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wait wait, here's what I started? Hang on, hang on? Did

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you start from the beginning of what's
the whole? No? I started?

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I started at five five, okay, and I'm glad I did. Yeah.

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I've never watched the show where I
hated every girl on that show.

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Really, they were all bitches.
They're all crib eighties. And then Rebecca

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came in. Yeah. The reason
why they brought her in, yeah,

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was because I think they knew the
show was sucking the first five episodes and

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she comes in. She was exactly
how she was. I mean, she

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was in here. Let me give
you a little bit of And Doug may

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know this too, because you did
a movie and you know people and you've

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been around TV stuff. So I
have a friend right now. There's actually

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a show that she was the supervising
director on that is doing phenomenally well.

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It's called Deb's House and it's about
a female rap mogul trying to find the

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next female rap artist, and they
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on We Peacock and All Black.
I don't know what all Black is,

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but but it's killing now. She
did that show meantime. Right now,

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she's in Miami. She's shooting a
show and it's supposed to be about female

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entrepreneurs who are married to athletes and
stuff. I actually was responsible for getting

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Tarik Hill on this show because there
was this guy Choice or I forget his

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name, the chosen one. He
called himself Chosen and he said he was

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with the Miami Dolphins. And she
called me and goes, we can't figure

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this out. So I go,
I said, last I saw he played

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games in December of twenty twenty three, right that would have been last season.

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Got injured. I said, I
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or not. Made some calls he's
not. Treik Hill found out because his

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wife's on the show or his girlfriend
flips out and goes, I want to

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see this guy, and so they
had a party so there could be the

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confrontation and all that. She went
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an elevator with your car to the
floor that he's on in this condo in

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Miami. How wild is that?
Isn't that something? Yeah, but here's

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the point to your where you're saying
the show was sucking. She goes,

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this is a Netflix show. Netflix
will watch an episode that they shot or

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some of the rough rough and send
back no. And so I bet you're

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right. I bet the show was
sucking and they knew that they could get

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somebody to spice it up. The
dudes were all cool, the dudes were

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all great. But the girls,
I'm like, I'm going and I watched

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and I watched reality. I watched
Housewives New Jersey and the girls that I

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hate on there. I like,
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to heed them, but these girls
were useless. And she came on there

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and she was just a spitfire.
She now hated her. Yeah, and

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you know she wasn't you know,
she was just gonna watch this now because

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so she's really sort of the victim. She came. I watched it last

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year. I saw for it and
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first episode. That's all I watched, and I'm like, these are all

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well the Dougs fighters trying to make
a comeback. I mean the fake titsying

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over makeup. Yeah, I'm still
hot, and I'm like, I came

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a stomach. Well here's I just
because Doug brought it up. I went

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to IMDb to find some users International
Movie Database, but the user reviews for

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milk manor and and mostly it's just
season one so somebody right, So just

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saw a few minutes. Nothing exceptional. However, I'm curious about how a

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reverse version of the show would play. Almost every one of these says that

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more like no network would even touch
this given the status quo, or they

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would be a general outcry about dirty
old men taking advantage of young women.

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In other words, if you had
absolutely right, there's it's called fund are

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you gonna touch it? Particularly fun
is the scene where the Mills getting ready

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to meet the young Wings and they're
all cheering and wooing. I can only

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imagine a bunch of dudes in their
fifties going to, ooh, let's check

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out the waves. There used to
be a guy I would work with who

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every once in a while he'd see
a hot young girl and he goes,

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that's creepy. Yes, it is
His name is Tony the old Squiggy.

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This is one of the trashiest.
Another vie who says most horrifi shows I've

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ever watched, and I will be
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on from there. Another review says
okay, So I have questions who came

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up with this concept? Who okayed
this show? Why did TLC say yes

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to air this show? On and
on and on from there? But you

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thought it was pretty bad. The
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at one because I started fund like. I'm like when she first comes on,

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she was seven, I believe she
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way she told us yesterday and I
should have pulled the audio so I could

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have played it for you guys,
for you. But she said that her

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son had reached out to be part
of this reality show and it was during

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COVID and they were they weren't sure
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he would have been twenty one by
the time they were shooting. So they

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said to him, hey, do
you have a hot mom? And he

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said, hey, Mom, they're
interested. You want to send something in

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And then he got wind that it
was the moms and sons mom's and sons

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the young guy, well, the
young guys in season one were the sons

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of the of the MILFs. And
then but they didn't know it. That

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was the big twist. The women
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he goes, I'm not He goes, Mom, we can't do this.

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He goes, I don't want to
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And I'm sure you don't want to
see me trying to slobber over some

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older women. So they didn't do
that episode. And then they came back

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to her again and said, and
she I think they were looking for what

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a month, she said, or
twenty days? Twenty days to tape And

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she goes like, I just got
off vacation. I can't And they said,

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well, what if we cut in
half? What do we do ten

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days? And she's like okay.
So she came in as the mid season

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see I need guilf manner. Yeah, you know that that sounds horrible.

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Grandmother's Like, by the way,
some of these women probably are, yeah

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grandmothers. Yeah, I know they're
not a virgin. So what happens when

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she gets in there? Do you
see her, like, does she make

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out with people she wasn't in JACUZI
with the young guy, Yeah, making

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out And that caused a lot of
problems really because all these girls think that

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they had ownership on the guy.
Right, she comes in and she's all

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bubbling and she's his personality and she's
nice to everybody. And yeah, she

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she was talking with three, three
different guys. And that's what the girls

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were all pissed off about because they
were calling her a horror because she was

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with two three different guys. She
make out with all three guys? Oh,

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I don't think so. I think
she meet out with the young guy

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in the jacuzzie. That would be
so fucking weird to watch your mom make

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out with somebody on TV. Touches
what she was wearing in the jaguzzie really,

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yeah, yeah, And I'm like, yeah, So when one of

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the girls ended up leaving because of
her, left the show because of her

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show, because of her, Wow, she stole, she stole. The

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girl thought that she stole her the
guy that she thought she was with.

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Yeah, so she got so yeah, yeah, all of a sudden,

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I hope we have the final watch
party at b TV. I want to

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do it. Yeah, we gotta. I'll we'll stay try to stay connected

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to her. See if we can
make that happen. Yeah, because that

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would be fun. It'd be awesome, wouldn't it be? It would be

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great? Dog, I can't imagine
all these Now here's my question, and

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I have a serious question. Oh
boy. Uh. Rebecca came in last

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night. She was she's forty eight
years old. She was in a short

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skirt, a pink short skirt,
right, maybe skirt. I don't know

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those. It's those skirts that the
younger girls wear, okay. And then

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she had like a halter top yeah, right, and titties up and out.

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And then her friend was in a
short leather skirt. Yes, I

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don't remember seeing moms that looked like
this when I was a Does anybody remember

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seeing moms? We're all about the
same age. Do you remember seeing moms?

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And if there was a mom that
dressed sort of liked that, she

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looked out of place, didn't she? Yes, I mean it looked weird.

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Seventies eighties, I think they had
more. Well you when did it

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change? Is my question? Because
I'm going over time and then, but

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it was dash to change everything.
You don't don't have to care. I

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just want to look hot in public, I guess. But I mean we

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looked at moms that dressed like that. I remember, like at a place,

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or a woman that was in decent
shape, you know, and maybe

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wore tight sweatpants back then or something. They certainly didn't have the yoga well

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greas, not in grease dresses like
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right because these I mean we're talking
forty nine fifty year old women. Yeah,

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and I go, they were dressed
to a team, they were dressed,

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you know, yes, and hey, look here's the thing. I

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would say, it's probably uh,
maybe we could put it under progress.

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I don't know, because if you
talk to women in there who are middle

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aged, probably anywhere from fifty on
or maybe forty five on, they will

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tell you that they feel invisible in
society. Like if they go to a

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bar or something, it takes them
a while to get a drink because the

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younger, hotter, gigly group is
over here or whatever. They're almost invisible.

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And I go, but then this
is the new thing, like I

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don't I don't know. Like I
had friends who had divorced parents. I

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didn't see their mom looking like that
though she got back out on the sticks.

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And I can't even think of one. I can't either. I can't

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either. I don't know what would
your mom have said about a woman dressed

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like and not to pick on anybody, but dressed like Rebecca was last night.

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Oh my mother would be totally like, Yeah, I can't believe she's

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wearing that in public? Yes,
right, but she exactly exactly, And

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we look at it now, and
that's where I go, and to me,

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honestly, I go, good for
you, you feel good about yourself.

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You got there's not an ounce of
fat on it. She looks like

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that. She's a fitness instructor.
She's doing that, wear it, you

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know what I mean? That's nice? Ag. Yeah, got for you

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and you're forty nine years old,
forty eight years old, whatever you are.

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I don't know. I just go, when did it fucking change?

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Because I don't remember this. What
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bit and all of a sudden,
Yes, you know, it starts snowing.

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Next thing, you know, you
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Well, it's the old guy that
happened. Give an inch, take

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a mile, yeah, right,
but I'm like, wow, Jesus,

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I go still not like that in
Greece. I disagree. No, I

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thought when I first moved here,
when I first came here, I thought

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the girls from Greece were a little
wilder and hotter. They think they are,

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but they're they were wilder. No, it's hot. Is I stopped

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by Uber? I always get keep
sucking me back in Uber. But I'll

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tell you I will stop at the
Wegmans in Fairport. Yeah, whenever I

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can if I'm in the area,
really just to get something. And the

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mom's the old one. Uh no, no, maybe I'm thinking about No,

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it is Fairport. It's right up
here. Yeah, yeah, it's

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considered the Fairport one. You're thinking
East Rochester. Oh okay, yes,

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they're very close, but they're yeah, and the moms they are just jobs.

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I'm like, it's sucking hot and
they're they're dressing properly, but it's

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sexy to me at least. Well, no, I'm I think it's the

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style. I mean, they're not
having their belly button now, they don't

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have their belly button peers. You
know, they're wearing a bra. But

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the clothes they are where you can
tell they took time to pick it out.

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Yeah, they're looking and it's a
funny. What have you been to

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the Pittsford one one? Yeah,
you gotta do the picture one. They

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all trust your t You go to
Wegman's Mount red Man. They're they're freaking

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wearing their sweatpants, had their hair
up. They look like they just called

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the Amazon sipers. That's what the
East Rochester Wood was like. That's a

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little piece of Greece that broke off
and floated over. So so that way

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with Betty, this is what this
is. South Greet though, Is that

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that's what you're probably North Greet,
which is a nice area northree Now North

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Greet. Are they starting to step
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Yeah? Yeah, I think it
North. I don't really, I

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don't know the people talking about Wegmans. I walk around. I might see

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one. Yeah I'm not. I'm
just saying I don't think No. Mount

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Reed Wegmans is like the worst one
to go to. Ridgemont's not bad sometimes

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though. Yeah. Well yeah that
one Atlanta, Yeah that's what the North.

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Yeah. Well, so last night
the best the best part of my

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day. Can I say this again? Or is it gonna get you in

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trouble when you came in. He
yeah, she can say. So.

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Mark walks in, he's the first
one here, and he goes, oh,

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man, I can't get to times
right. He goes, I gotta

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tell you though, the women on
this side of town are the I park

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next to the hottest chick turned out
to be Rebecca. She comes walking in

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like ten minutes later. This phenomenal. And I didn't want I didn't tell

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him what was going on. I
just left here really quiet because I didn't

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want anybody to know. Now are
both of them Rebecca and who was the

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other one? They're both on.
Joanne is her friend, and Joanne will

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be on like you know how they
do. They bring the family, bring

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the family in, or sometimes on
a dating show they'll go home to the

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family. They get family and friends. So she comes in and like gives

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her advice or whatever. Joanne Green. Yeah, do you have max XBO

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Max? Then yeah, then you
could get all the season. I think

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you can get the entire season.
Yes, already out No no no,

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no, they don't drop it,
okay drops it you know, episode by

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episode. But I got maxed on
my phone, so gonna go to commercial.

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Yeah, that's the uh. I'm
so glad you found it annoying though,

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that's all I love knowing that that
chick fixed the show away. And

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I'm not just saying it because I
you know, because I you know,

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I liked her. I thought she
was she was cool. She was was

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she was cool. And it's like
they don't have any challenges or anything to

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leave the house or anything. It's
just their life. They kind of go

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with this. They on the trade. Yeah, teams. I don't know.

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They do games, because she then
talked about a game where they applied

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them with a lot of alcohol.
Right that every show that they got to

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get the drama and who's gonna throw
the bottle? Well were they? Oh

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yeah, yeah, because you were
doing shots. It was Truth or Day

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or janga. And then one girl
wanted a guy to dry humper and he

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refused. Really, yeah, I
know that Mark might break a hip.

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I know, right, they're not
that old. They are about you're dating

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it. Heay, what's nothing?
All his gold, baby, all his

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gold. It's just amazing to me
that this is the show because I go

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when I was born, my grandmother
was fifty and when I see pictures she

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looks like what I thought fifty looked
like they show now I show fifty.

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I can't tell. I don't know. They showed a picture of I think

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of some somebody who's fifty. I
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Maybe it was it was an actor. It looks fifty, that looks

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good. Then actor. And then
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and it was like, well Tom
Cruise did diabetes. Yeah, Tom

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Cruise, he did Cocoon at fifty. He wasn't in no, no,

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Well Wilford Brimley, yes, wasn't
in Cocoon. He was, but I

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don't Yeah, it was fifty then, yeah, he was fifty. Yes,

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it was fifty or it was the
early fifties, because they said that

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Tom Cruise was the same age when
he did Mission the Possible. Yeah,

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he was doing all the stunts.
And Wilford Brimley was in his fifties or

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early fifties. I think what he
did coucud and they said he may have

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been the youngest guy on the set, I think, or of of the

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stars. Yeah, when they were
old. Brian Dennahey was there, he

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had to be younger. I don't
know if they were, they were considered

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old and Steve Guttenberg was I have
years. Yeah, it was directed by

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Ron Howard. Yeah, I don't
remember. Oh, by the way,

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I'm a huge Clint Howard fan.
Yeah, he just got killed off Bold

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and the Beautiful doing on. He
came on and he's not Bold or Beautiful,

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No, he was. He kind
of played a home. He kind

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of played like a like a homeless
person, and all of a sudden he

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ended up being related to somebody and
then somebody murdered him. I wanted him

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to stay. He was like talking
about lighting up us, talking about lighting

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up a show. Yeah, and
he did that. He was great.

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All right, we'll uh, we'll
take a moment. Fourth of July coming

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up. Uh. I love when
the local news and I found one station

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telling you what to do and they
have a whole slogan. Yeah, no,

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they have a whole thing. It's
the three bees. It's the three

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bees. You gotta be aware of. And we will get to that,

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you know, especially, that's fine. You're allowed to drill three bees.

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Three bees. They have the three
bees. Bitches, Bonier, You're you're

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off on all of them. You're
not You're not that far off barbecue was

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in the bitches. Boner and beer. Yeah, you can have too much

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beer, you don't get the boner. And then the bitches. That's the

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male version of Uh it's the dilfh
House ladies. Uh yeah, we'll hear

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that. And then some people who
have started their Fourth of July a little

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So my hair was long cat somewhere
but sweet and man? Yeah, she's

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looking good. She's looking f five
wat matter too? I am, let's

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come back. That's right, she
got the half moon Necklissan. I think

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more American than milk matter too.
On the fourth of July. He ain't

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my doodle. It's a dandy Beverly
Hills Cop four. You're gonna watch I

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don't think so. It drops tomorrow
right July third, nervous Why it actually

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doesn't look terrible? Maybe rises the
whole cast and the third one was terrible.

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It has the fourth, fourth one? Yeah, the third one.

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Joseph Levins in the Yeah, oh
yeah, that kind of like izes it

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a little bit, you know it
does? Who else is in it?

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Uh? Everybody else? Judge Reynolds, Yes, I think. Uh.

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Kevin Bacon has also joined. Yes, he's a bad guy. Oh yeah,

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I love Kevin. I do too. He's done so much, what

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a career. Did you know that
his wife had a show in the movie

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stickls uh Sedgwickwick. She had a
show where she was a radio talk show

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host. Yeah, and she and
she uh shadowed be It. Yeah,

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she's based it on Beth And she
based it on Beth and spent some time

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with Beth. And when Beth was
in Nashville doing morning radio, and they

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lived in Nashville, and they spent
some time together. Did I ever tell

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you about the time I went down
on an audition with Beth for an eighty

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station. No, I never told
you this, So Beth, I don't

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know why we had flights or whatever. My wife agreed. So I went

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down to Nashville, and I thought, Beth she had gotten fired, and

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I was looking to maybe move on
from you know, I was. I

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think I was doing like part.
It was Harry Jagan oh that during that

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time, Yeah, and I think, And so I went down there and

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she had won some proclamation from the
mayor and she'd taken over the big morning

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show there or whatever, and but
then she got fired. So she used

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that and we bought balloons, and
she bullied her way into a new eighty

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station that had started there, going
man, you gotta have me as your

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morning shoe, blah blah blah blah
ba. So finally the guy goes,

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fine, I'll give you guys an
hour. Because we didn't have a demo

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or anything put something together in the
production studio. So now I got to

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figure out how to run all this
equipment right, Okay, that we're sitting

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there, and this is when I
knew it was fucking doomed, because she

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would cut stuff out of like the
Inquirer and she highlighted all this shit that

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brings memories. And so we're sitting
there and all of a sudden she goes,

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all right, beal, just like
set it up and then just throw

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it to me. And I go, okay. So I come back,

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I say that, I say the
call letters, I do this whatever,

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and you know, I give a
time check and I go, Beth,

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what's happening and she goes, she
looks dead at me and goes what And

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I went, oh my god,
we're fucked. I wasted an entire trip

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down there. Now that dinner she
made me this dinner at her place,

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because I think I stayed at her
place and she made a dinner and it

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was like a pesto pasta, but
from a mix, so like a macaroni

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and cheese, but it was still
clumpy and like when you bit into it,

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there were like big chunks of this. And she goes, what I

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makeey dinner? You don't say thanks? And I'm like, oh my god,

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didn't shimmy the fuck out. It
listened to her show when she used

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to call up all the time.
I know that, but don't you remember

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what his ship showed that well?
It was phenomenal. It was a phenomenal

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ship show. Though I thought,
I thought there was potential. I thought

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this show what they gave up too
quick. Of course they did. That's

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always the case. Anyway, I'm
sorry, I digress. It was the

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thing with the fourth of July.
We always get the warnings. And I

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told you there were a couple of
bees, the bees. I have my

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bees. Here they come. Let's
see if you get them right. Fourth

405
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,400
or July is just days away.
And I thoughtbody just want you to think

406
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,880
about the three bees. Booze,
belts and burns. Who's belts and burns

407
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:37,240
the road? And while celebrating with
fireworks, this is what this is spectrum

408
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:41,519
news, isn't it? No,
this is had a Pennsylvania. I don't

409
00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:44,920
know. That sounded like that's spectrum
news written all over it. With the

410
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,680
African lane thing with belts like car
belts. You got it, seatbelts,

411
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,839
seat belts, seat belts. So
it's so it's it's belts, burns.

412
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:56,400
Obviously you got it from that.
And then uh, booze, yes,

413
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,880
which is always a big thing.
Now, sure you stay safe on the

414
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,359
road. And Wilson, they go
out to a woman's nine Madonna. Oh

415
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:14,960
it's Channel sixty nine by the way, che sixty Yeah, fireworks, and

416
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:19,960
we are talking about booze belts and
Burtz booz belts have burned holiday weekend or

417
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,240
this should say Thursday. They want
you to buckle up, they want you

418
00:28:25,319 --> 00:28:27,480
to drive sober, and they want
you to make sure you don't get burned

419
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:33,640
through fireworks. And yeah, every
two hundred yards in Rochester is a big

420
00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:38,480
tent fireworks, fireworks fake. Those
are fake though, but what are they

421
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:41,079
are? Yeah, you can sell
fireworks in New York State. Well,

422
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:47,440
okay, those are just those is
an interesting no, because I bought those

423
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,759
tables. I've bought them at those
stands. And there are things like bottle

424
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:56,519
rockets. The law states you can't
have anything that shoots up like I think

425
00:28:56,559 --> 00:29:00,240
it has to be stationary, so
bottle rockets shouldn't be one, right,

426
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:04,720
I had I taped an episode this
morning with the chief of police from Fairport,

427
00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:08,519
Matt Barnes, and he's like,
I don't think anybody understands what the

428
00:29:08,599 --> 00:29:11,599
law is, he goes. I
don't think we even know like what what

429
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,759
he goes. I would love to
do a round table where we get all

430
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:21,480
the chiefs from the various municipalities around
and ask them what is the fireworks law

431
00:29:21,519 --> 00:29:23,240
in New York State? He goes, He goes, nobody would know.

432
00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:26,640
He goes, Yeah, it's clear
as the one thing. It's clear as

433
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,920
mud. Tell you what they all
know. I know New York State takes

434
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,079
the tax on every sale. Yes, of course, so that it's like

435
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:40,599
it's crazy. It's bonus date for
them. Don't drive out to Pennsylvanennsylvania.

436
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,599
Way back in the day. My
cousin you know that the old Northwest,

437
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,799
and he used to have buddies.
Hey, we're going down here. How

438
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,960
much five hundred dollars. Jesus used
to have a great party every every fourth

439
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:59,880
of July up to the cottage and
they would bring their tents. Non.

440
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,480
I get old and I met a
new friend and they were up in Brandingham.

441
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:07,079
So I went up there and dj'
you know, I still have fund

442
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,359
memories of that cottage was as a
child. But yeah, it's just something

443
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:17,720
new booze burns and belts. So
just be prepared. I like beaver,

444
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:22,400
I can buy them over the counter. Over the counter. They're safe.

445
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,119
Yep. You don't call this culling
the herd. Like if somebody gets hurt

446
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:30,799
after this long with fireworks or anything. It's culling the herd a little bit.

447
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:33,039
I mean, I mean, if
you're being an idiot, if you're

448
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:37,079
being and I understand as a kid, we we used to throw shoot bottle

449
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,759
rockets at each other. Not the
smartest thing in the world. Light a

450
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,400
firework throw in the direction of somebody. We did that. Where's your god

451
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,640
given common sense? Now? They
do say something in here that I don't

452
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,000
think people really pay attention to.
You know, those stupid sparklers that people

453
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,160
wave around that they burn at like
two thousand degrees. Those are hot hot.

454
00:30:56,559 --> 00:31:03,559
I remember watching my kid hold one
barefoot buyer pool and it fell down

455
00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:07,440
in between the ash in between his
toes, and he starts hopping around screaming,

456
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,920
not knowing exactly what happened. And
I saw it. First, I

457
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:12,960
started to laugh because he was dancing
like a cartoon character. Then I realized

458
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,519
how hrd he was, and I
pushed him in the pool, which probably

459
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,039
wasn't the smartest thing, because cooler
water you're supposed to put up burn vinegar

460
00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:22,400
or something something. I don't know
what the rule is. I just figured,

461
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,119
oh, they have the caution,
they have the warnings. People should

462
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:30,279
be a ward of these. I
mean, what are they doing now?

463
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,039
Is it guns? They're gonna put
the cautions on their music or tried the

464
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,480
music? We've tried cigarettes, we
do. Yeah, alcohol, we got

465
00:31:37,599 --> 00:31:41,359
to warn everybody. I think there's
the old joke that they put it,

466
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:45,480
you know, women to drink out, women to drinkgnancy pregnancy And it's funny

467
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:52,119
because half the women they are pregnant, we're drinking alcohol. Yeah, somewhere

468
00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:56,440
like that. A sixty six year
old guy ahead of his time already has

469
00:31:56,839 --> 00:32:01,640
had a little accident with fireworks on
life. First. They didn't believe in

470
00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:05,440
Rochester. No, this isn't in
Rochester, but it is within the Great

471
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,279
state of New York. Police didn't
provide specific details about the mishap, but

472
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:15,200
the man was rushed to the hospital. Uh he lost right, Yeah,

473
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:17,559
I think you're right. I think
he lost a hand. I don't even

474
00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:21,200
feel his bad for a couple of
digits. On the other hand, I

475
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:29,079
don't feel that you thinking you said
no my firework. But the explosion severed

476
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:34,799
the man's left hand and took off
three fingers from his right hand. What

477
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,799
what was he holding on to?
Who was I talking to what was your

478
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:44,079
war Jesus Christ? The half stick
of dynamite, which is a thing.

479
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,160
Yeah, somebody said yesterday they were
lighting that off. I can't remember where

480
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:51,359
where it was. I don't know
they're I'd have to think about it.

481
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,319
Was he used that they let it
off at a at a on a golf

482
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,720
course. No, that wasn't you. Somebody was in here and said that

483
00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:01,240
because I said, I don't know
that. I have seen that in the

484
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,400
winter a few years ago there was
a party. No, this was they

485
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,160
just had the box, was like
eighty of them in there. You let

486
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,519
want it. Yeah, they had
three of those, but that was about

487
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:13,599
it. No, I think this
was somebody was in here because I said,

488
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,960
I don't think I would know if
someone started shooting, because they go,

489
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,920
hey, you know when you should
shoot is on the fourth of July.

490
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,319
Who's gonna people are going to think
it's fireworse? And I said,

491
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,240
I don't know the gun? Yeah, like, I don't know that I

492
00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:28,559
would know. I don't know that
it was a gun immediately. I don't

493
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:30,799
think I would recognize this sound.
I don't think I would. And the

494
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:34,720
guy's like, I know exactly what
you're saying, because we were playing golf

495
00:33:34,759 --> 00:33:36,759
and one he goes, I'm out
on this hole and all of a sudden,

496
00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:38,640
you hear this loud ba boom.
He's like, we didn't know what

497
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,759
had happened. We thought somebody dropped, like there was a construction site nearby.

498
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,799
We get back, somebody throwing a
quarter stick of dynamite in a garbage

499
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:46,960
can. Yeah, and it blew
up. And he goes, we were

500
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:51,119
over a quarter mile away and you
could almost feel it, you know,

501
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:52,880
And but we didn't know what it
was. You'd have to get permission to

502
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,519
sell these things, yes, and
you get it from the state. Well.

503
00:33:57,599 --> 00:34:00,839
See, okay, so this next
story along. These politicians love us

504
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:05,920
so much, they're so caring about
our safety. You have guns that hurt

505
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,119
everybody, not fireworks. No,
of course, a firework. If you

506
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,559
don't like it, it doesn't do
anything either. But just leave fireworks in

507
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:15,440
the professionals. Don't blow your fucking
hand up. Now they're done by electric

508
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,880
switches. You you yeah to the
end, and yes, just at the

509
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,199
switch. And or now they like
this guy was saying that they'll sell is

510
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,679
one big box and has one fuse. You like the fuse, The whole

511
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,239
thing goes off. It's a show
to show in the box. Yeah,

512
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,639
same thing as milk matter too,
Absolutely showing a box. But listen to

513
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,639
this story. Some of these you
got to blow on to get them.

514
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:42,880
What the milk in the box.
Don't want to get it too. We

515
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,000
won't go off. You think it's
gonna go off, and she wants to

516
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:52,400
go off, but it doesn't go
off. Eleven and eleven year old girl

517
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:57,199
is recovering from a tragic mistake that
has left her with serious injuries and her

518
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,000
family without a home. Tonight,
she discovered an explosive that police say was

519
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:06,679
left out by a relative. Seven
News Detroit reporter Simon shay cad is talking

520
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,039
with the girl. So, I
don't understand how she did her house.

521
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:15,519
Yeah, because somebody left Like listen
to the story. Somebody left an explosive

522
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,880
out. The girl didn't know what
it was, so she decides to light

523
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,159
it. Serious injuries and her family
without a home tonight. Was a girl

524
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,599
explosive laid a lot of things.
I don't know what it is. I

525
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:37,039
just lighted. Simon shay cad is
talking with the girls aunt life saving aids

526
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:42,079
her mother from River Rouge is now
opening up about a tragic accident here that

527
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,599
changed the life of her daughter and
has now left their family without a place

528
00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:50,400
to live. Someone brought a dynamite
into my home and my daughter didn't know

529
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,960
what it was and lit it and
it blew up in her hands. Who

530
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,599
has dynamite that they're bringing into your
home leaving it there? And why is

531
00:35:55,639 --> 00:35:59,840
she lighting it up? That's all
that's all. Go get the and by

532
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,320
the way, let's leave the eleven
year old home by themselves. Be sure

533
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,199
that they be sure they get a
lighter. Yeah. Later, this is

534
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,559
the thing that's so strange. As
the story progresses, they go, they're

535
00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:13,559
not going to press charges against the
grandfather who left the dynamite out. I

536
00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:15,480
go, but they don't have a
home. The kid lost her left hand

537
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,400
and had to have surgery, so
it's like part of her forearm that's her

538
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,800
dominant hand. She has to learn
to write now with her with her left

539
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,559
hand or the left and was right
whatever one was, and so she's got

540
00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:30,039
to learn to write with the opposite
one. And I go, where's like

541
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,559
even child Protective Service something to take
a look at this and go, what

542
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:37,599
the fuck happened here? Why do
you who has a system? The system

543
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:44,679
failed? But I go, who
has dynamite? Where do you get dynamite?

544
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:50,199
Dynamite store? That's what I'm going. I mean, he was playing

545
00:36:50,199 --> 00:36:52,199
on blowing something well, and maybe
that's what he does, like, maybe

546
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,960
that's part of his job. I
don't know. Maybe he was saying,

547
00:36:55,559 --> 00:37:00,440
but even dynamite, if it's at
court, like, there's nothing fun about

548
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,480
that. First of all, you
took it out of something, your pocket,

549
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,239
put it on a table, started
talking, got distracted, you know,

550
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:10,760
and it's it's not like you're needing
your house and you forget the charge.

551
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,800
You do your phone out loud.
I don't know. It made no

552
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,519
sense to me. I was like, oh my god, And I will

553
00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:22,119
tell you I think it's a complete
waste of time for the police to enforce

554
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,559
any firework loss. Oh with that, that's a complete waste of time.

555
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:30,800
And most of the nine one one
calls are neighbors, according to police I've

556
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,760
talked to about fireworks. And then
you know what they'll say to these guys,

557
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,360
how are you with your neighbor?
Oh we're pretty good. Why do

558
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:43,480
you talk to them? Oh my
dog's freaking out? The like okay,

559
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,360
Well, I mean, you know
what, that's that's the worst part.

560
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,119
I'm a dog lover. I'm alone. You want to do it on the

561
00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:52,840
fourth of July. Fine, yes, it's after that. Yeah, you're

562
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,119
doing it four days before. You're
doing it four days after. Come on

563
00:37:57,119 --> 00:38:00,639
again. It's NonStop, you know, and people post things on Facebook.

564
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,039
You know, don't forget about the
dogs. And people that are friends with

565
00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:07,360
you on Facebook aren't doing it.
You're about reaching the people that are doing

566
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,800
it on purpose to be a dick. I wonderbout the assholes of videotape fireworks.

567
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,760
They're never gonna watch it. I'm
not gonna watch it. No.

568
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,239
I think I did at a show. No, i'd like a concert.

569
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,760
And I did go back and watch
it. I think it was the Stones

570
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,280
and there were some kind of fireworks. You had to you were blasted.

571
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:28,440
Was a different show. Yeah,
to watch it again. You know,

572
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:34,239
we were in the Stones last night. I was fucking hammered a great time

573
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,480
walking up flights and stairs at the
top of the stadium. It was unbelievable.

574
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,440
It was unbelievable. It was the
high. It was the farthest way

575
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,079
I've ever said for a Stone show. And I loved every minute of it.

576
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,800
I had a great time. It
was one row of not being there.

577
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,199
I was. It was one row
and my brother said, if we

578
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,400
were one row higher, he goes, it would have been terrible because I

579
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:55,559
would have pissed off the back of
the stadium, and he goes, we

580
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:59,760
would have been arrested. In Cleveland. Now the Diamond Vision. Obviously it's

581
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,840
these days, so you're even if
you're fire away, you can oh yeah,

582
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,119
you see him? Yeah yeah,
Well, and then it was just

583
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,599
cool to be around. There is
an atmosphere that energy and stuff, same

584
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:10,920
thing. Everybody's in for a good
time. I can't watch fireworks on TV.

585
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,360
Can't stand it. I don't like
watching fireworks on television. I either

586
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,039
want to see it in person,
big fireworks display. I don't want to

587
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:20,599
see it. I don't want to
see it at all. My parents asked

588
00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:22,920
me, you go anywhere for the
fourth to see fireworks? Like, yeah,

589
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,840
fire worked out. If I see
him, I see him. If

590
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:28,000
I don't, friends, you can't
help it. I'm going down to the

591
00:39:28,039 --> 00:39:30,599
beach. I'm bringing some appetizes there
you go, what are you gonna bring?

592
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:34,360
You bring your devil Deggs. Absolutely
everybody loves my devil leggs. You

593
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,000
got the big fourth party over at
MAT's house? Yes, I know,

594
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,239
I know at Matt Reese's. Yeah, I'll make some double leggs. You

595
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:45,960
can pick them up too. Why
not. If you're gonna boil ten eggs,

596
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:51,079
you might as well boil twenty.
What are you telling you? Put

597
00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:53,239
a double legg? Ont it?
Do you have fireworks down me? Hey?

598
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:59,480
You know what your party's missing?
Dougs, devils, devil eggs.

599
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:00,840
Okay, hey, hey you know
what? Hey, fuck you guys,

600
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,800
because I'm telling you, the best
fucking devil legg you ever gonna have is

601
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,000
fucking Dougie fresh as double A.
I can tell these motherfuckers. I'm telling

602
00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:10,800
you right now. Hey, you
want double leggs, you will. If

603
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:15,519
you like double ducks, call in
or find us on Billified and we'll have

604
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:19,480
a devile egg cookoff here in the
studio. Because nothing makes a party like

605
00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:23,480
devile leggs. Double leggs go like
flapjacks. Yeah, I was just being

606
00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:27,480
nice. I'm sorry. You guys
don't know what what are you talking about?

607
00:40:27,639 --> 00:40:30,719
What? Who don't get hot?
Don't get upset. I'm just saying,

608
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:32,079
you know, it's very gay of
you, I mean very nice of

609
00:40:32,159 --> 00:40:37,480
you to offer. Hey, it's
mainly pig up tight double a. There

610
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,239
won't be any There won't be any
girls there. No, you boiled ten,

611
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,360
you make twenty. Now I'm nuts. You cut them in half?

612
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,159
What do you? What do you
know about you don't know your eggs.

613
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,199
It's a good thing that most of
his friends are drunk and don't remember half

614
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,880
the stuff. So at least o
we're up when they hate my double leggs,

615
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:57,440
scratch. I have had, I
have to say, and I hate

616
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,280
to do this because I love I
love to. It's just warm my way

617
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,639
and he likes to. But I
will say that I've had the deviled eggs.

618
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,800
Yeah they're pretty good. Huh,
they're very good. Yeah, Yes,

619
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,360
you brought them in here I did, Yes, they were very good.

620
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:16,000
I didn't. Yeah, I don't
know if they're worth driving. We're

621
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:22,079
ranch beans. So you're in Greece, right, I'm in North Greece.

622
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,559
Okay, right around and come over
for a beer. Get a beer.

623
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:29,360
I'm doing something nice for another party. I would be nice to make some

624
00:41:29,559 --> 00:41:31,280
extras for you. You got a
pan, you're boiling water? Yeah,

625
00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:35,239
I put in ten to make twenty. I'll put in another thing, make

626
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,320
forty. Someone else is bringing it. I know, not only that,

627
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:43,840
I mean the devil. Devil.
See this is what this is the point,

628
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,360
you guys. Mad is very nice
to me because he donates to my

629
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,480
my breast cancer events. So why
not be nice and say, hey,

630
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,519
have some great ampetizers on me,
Thank you donated breast cons Here, here's

631
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:58,519
some smushed eggs for you. I'll
just take them home. I'll take it

632
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:04,400
home and put in my fridge,
eat them. Yeah. Hey, motherfucker

633
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:10,199
never brought his double eggs, and
Mark's like literal delusions. He'll behave be

634
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:17,199
calling Rebecca found out Rebecca legs double
eggs, which she might maybe Rebecca,

635
00:42:17,199 --> 00:42:20,599
if you like double eggs, Uh, give us a call. Yeah,

636
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:27,480
milks love double eggs. They do
because they're gonna have to cook. We'll

637
00:42:27,639 --> 00:42:32,000
take a moment when we come back. Somebody got a new hairstyle, somebody

638
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:36,599
got a new night you me,
No, somebody got a new hairstyle,

639
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,679
and uh, somebody famous, somebody
I would say, well known in these

640
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:45,000
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the dreamer all American rock bands today.

669
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:07,760
I don't know if anybody's known so
far. What's the all American rock band?

670
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,719
No? I said, just we're
all American bands today. Bumpies are

671
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:19,119
all American bands. You're gonna forget
one band? What the best the best

672
00:45:19,199 --> 00:45:22,679
eighties band that there is? Cinderella? No, no, thank God,

673
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:25,599
No, you're gonna laugh. And
I tell you, tell me it's maybe

674
00:45:25,679 --> 00:45:31,239
one. Yes, Poison Poisons,
Busy poison, more long jevity than well,

675
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:36,679
that's true. And Tesla is still
around, and I like Taxi still

676
00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:38,679
around, but they're not really not
Americ band, not American, Okay,

677
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:45,880
Americans fans Doug Yeah you Doug,
your deviled eggs over there, I mean

678
00:45:45,679 --> 00:45:52,159
poisons from Pennsylvania. Yeah, well, ben Jovi, bon Jovi, Yeah,

679
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:57,440
Bruce, Bruce, I like Bruce. I can't Bruce. What did

680
00:45:57,519 --> 00:46:01,719
you say, Bruce? I guarantee, guarantee there it is? Can.

681
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,199
I just not like I never got
into his music. He was saying he

682
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,320
was taking a ship. Yeah.
I was driving my bike to Paris and

683
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:15,400
I was holding so hard because I
was dumping in American band. Yes they

684
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:21,480
are. Yeah, Van Hagar was
better, I believe. Overall, I

685
00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:23,320
like the performers of David, but
yes, I like he was young.

686
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,440
We like both, But now that
I'm older, I do like the Sammy

687
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,000
Hagar about her too. Yeah,
a lot more hits, I think Sammy

688
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,400
brought it up for the band.
Well that's why I saw a documentary and

689
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,079
Sammy today and that's yeah. Basically
I love Sammy Hagar. Seems three day

690
00:46:37,079 --> 00:46:39,800
he's touring the summer with lover Boy. I'm going to see him in Saratoga.

691
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,960
Let's go. It's on a Wednesday. I'm off. You got long

692
00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:45,119
seats, me and me, you
and the Gilts and the Mills, and

693
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:51,960
you got togs. The girl the
girlfriend's taking is a Christmas present? All

694
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:54,920
right, Christmas. It's a Tuesday. It's a Wednesday. It's a Tuesday.

695
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:59,920
It's a Wednesday. It's a Tuesday. Saratoga Springs in New York.

696
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:02,239
Yes, it's a Tuesday. It's
a Wednesday. I have the fucking tickets.

697
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,320
How the hell do I not know? You know we went back.

698
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,679
I'll bet you any pagga the show? What's the show? I gotta see?

699
00:47:08,679 --> 00:47:16,360
I gotta computer r le me Hagar, Saratoga Springs, Sammy Hagar and

700
00:47:16,519 --> 00:47:23,920
to our Sarahtoga Springs. We're looking
on up Wednesday, Tuesday. Uh,

701
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:30,840
I have hang on Sammy Hagar twelve
pack. Oh wait a second, I

702
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,840
have Saratoga Spring since Monday, July
twenty second. Yes, that's it.

703
00:47:36,039 --> 00:47:39,960
Yes, wrong, I know it
wasn't Wednesday. Okay, you know it

704
00:47:40,079 --> 00:47:43,519
wasn't. What I mean, I'm
living, I'm leaving Sundays, so I

705
00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:45,559
didn't think. Yeah, so it's
Monday day and they half to drive three

706
00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:50,880
hours. No, it's called it's
called going on vacation, going place called

707
00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:55,280
it's called dating jug devil degg doug. We'll make her double dag. There's

708
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,280
any honey bunnies listening right now,
they don't want to. We'll get you

709
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,639
went between the the I'm your man, Remember the double Eggs comedy? I

710
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:05,559
want you this. Those are the
fuck, the three bees you need,

711
00:48:05,639 --> 00:48:08,079
the devil leggs, the ab Do
you hear about the guy who wouldn't cuddle

712
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,880
with his girlfriend in Florida? No, and she flipped out on him,

713
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,920
and she turned around and she like
bit his forehead and something else did.

714
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:21,719
Yeah, true story. They're pit
bulls. You're about the prostitute with no

715
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,599
fingers. What happened? Man?
You really got to hand it to her.

716
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:30,920
Oh hey, hey hey, oh
that and doubled eggs, dad jokes,

717
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:36,800
double leggs cuddling. I gotta come
with another d and a dick very

718
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,079
big. Do you remember the name
Michelle Marini, You guys are from Greece.

719
00:48:42,199 --> 00:48:45,320
Michelle Moriny talked about her last week. We did the whole thing with

720
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,519
her honor last week. She was
the one who put the GPS on.

721
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,559
Oh yeah, yeah, and she
had that beehive hair. She had the

722
00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:54,239
hairdo, and she had so many
complaints. She has come out with a

723
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,119
new hairdo. She went into court
and I have to show you this.

724
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,039
I don't know if she put on
a wig, because her hair unless she's

725
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:05,840
just let it grow out, I
don't know. This does not even look

726
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,320
like the same person. That's her
on top with the new dude. That's

727
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:12,199
the old dude or one of the
versions of the old dou one. You

728
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:16,079
can't grow your hair then saw it
short above your shoulders and then down below

729
00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:20,880
your shoulders. I think she's got
a wig. That's like I think she

730
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,000
has. She probably gots so many
bad on social media. Second picture first

731
00:49:25,039 --> 00:49:28,960
in right there. Yeah, she
looks like the mother that would let you

732
00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:32,039
drink underage, but you couldn't drive. You had to take her keys.

733
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,719
I had, I had, I
had a couple of those. Yeah,

734
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,119
she does. She looks like the
mother that would let you drink underage,

735
00:49:37,159 --> 00:49:42,559
but you couldn't drive. You know
what, she looks like like she wants

736
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:45,239
a deviled egg. That's oh well, if that's she, she'd be next

737
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,079
to the devil eggs and be like, who wants this last devil egg?

738
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:54,519
And then eat it? Yeah,
Doug said last week she looks like the

739
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:59,239
woman who gets into the ten items
or last line of Wagman's with twenty one

740
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,880
items. Bitch. Uh yeah,
Michelle Moriney she got a new hairstyle.

741
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:07,280
And I think I think it has
to do with all the pushback social media.

742
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,559
Absolutely social media. People were going
crazy social media. It just is

743
00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:15,880
so mean. Ah, yes,
it is. Why with the manner no

744
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,840
anybody can be mean. That's what's
gonna be. They're gonna put warning labels

745
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,519
on social media that ah. I
think they were saying that they want to

746
00:50:22,599 --> 00:50:24,360
they want to do that. I
don't understand why. I think they should

747
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,800
regulate that you can't be on social
media till you're twenty one. The whole

748
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,639
freedom of speech thing. They should
really look at the Constitution again, there's

749
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:36,800
no u's there's no way that I
know it's no joking, but the uh

750
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:40,000
it's a problem because, like you
know, we were saying, the bullying

751
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,639
doesn't end when you go home,
right, I think, yeah, I

752
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,320
think most people just want to have
a nice friendly you know, you want

753
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,800
to make friends, and that's tough
enough to do, and you know,

754
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,679
as a young age. And I
think there's more pressure on now than never.

755
00:50:52,199 --> 00:50:57,639
I think the bigger thing is,
like you gotta I see a lot

756
00:50:57,679 --> 00:51:00,400
of kids playing sports and stuff.
I always think sports is the greatest thing

757
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,639
because you see, I don't see
such sam building when we were growing up.

758
00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:06,840
I mean, pick up games of
basketball, even in your driveway.

759
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,599
You know, it's my kid does
all day long. It's basketball. Jamison

760
00:51:10,639 --> 00:51:15,079
does is play basketball like all either
that or fish. He's called me up

761
00:51:15,119 --> 00:51:19,440
showing me all the fishy. It's
interesting. You can come down to fishing

762
00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:22,000
in my brother's house if you guys
want to come down. We got fishing

763
00:51:22,039 --> 00:51:24,079
bulls. All right, yeah we
will, maybe we will. They say

764
00:51:24,159 --> 00:51:28,599
that is the most active sport in
the world, fishing, fishing, and

765
00:51:28,639 --> 00:51:31,119
they call it angling. Yeah,
yeah, angler, they call it in

766
00:51:31,159 --> 00:51:35,320
sport. Yes, they say,
technically what people do that in the world

767
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,760
than anything else? All right,
So this is how I know I'm old.

768
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:43,800
I really wanted to learn to fly
fish. I do. I want

769
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,719
to go out to the Snake River
in Idaho and I want to, Yes,

770
00:51:47,159 --> 00:51:50,320
I do, But I don't want
to jump in. I want to

771
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,719
get in, and I want to
have the hip waiters on and I want

772
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,960
to learn. You know a lot
of people have drowned waiters just going with

773
00:51:55,079 --> 00:52:00,280
your shorts and a pair of boots. Man, hip water. That's an

774
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:08,079
old man. Your cell phone down
there, I can cover. I got

775
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:15,480
a pocket from a different egg here. It's great bait. You let him

776
00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:19,400
sit out for a few days.
Yes, then do it. I've been

777
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,559
interested in that too. I think
anybody has seen fly fishing. Yes,

778
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,920
hey, you know what, I
got an idea. You guys come over

779
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:30,280
to fish. You can stop at
Doug's house and get deviled eggs. By

780
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,079
the way, you win. I
just stole that from somebody. Oh,

781
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:37,599
Kevin, I gotta give Vin credit, because nobody does in this show.

782
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:43,800
What do you mean nobody does give
give Kevin credit? Give Kevin and Rebecca

783
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:49,280
actually, well, okay, yeah, I'll give you that, all right,

784
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,639
I'll give you that. He yes, we he and I had talked

785
00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:52,679
and I got it. I got
her number, somebody had sent me,

786
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,920
or I do know why I'm sticking
up for him. No, he's just

787
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,599
you're not only throwing him under the
bus. You're driving it saying I didli

788
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:06,039
Kevin, I love Kevin, I
love I love everybody on this show.

789
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,679
He can have a deviled egg,
just one, just now. We've all

790
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:14,440
heard these stories about somebody getting one
of these astronomical tips. I don't know

791
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,920
if it's ever happened at any when
you were in the business, or someone

792
00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:22,320
dropped like a huge tip, let's
say, like a grand I've seen it

793
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,159
for as many years as Facebook's been
out there, Yes, and we always

794
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,800
see this stuff, right the story. Once in a while, I got

795
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,199
I don't know if you saw it
in person, but maybe even five hundred

796
00:53:30,199 --> 00:53:36,159
dollars. That's how I did.
I got when when Ma'm Matt went to

797
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,119
Cankun, uh huh, A bunch
was went to Kankun. One of the

798
00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:43,719
regulars gave us five hundred dollars to
go have a good time, to have

799
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,440
a good time. Yeah, yeah, that's that's cool. Yeah that's nice.

800
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,559
Well it's because you know, but
that's a regular and you knew what

801
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:51,519
was coming. I didn't know what
was coming. Okay, this is like,

802
00:53:51,599 --> 00:53:52,719
you know, good guy, but
just didn't seem like the kind of

803
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,880
guy that that would do that,
that would do that. All right,

804
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:00,440
So here's the story. But I
love the way this story ends about a

805
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:06,039
generous gift. A server in Scranton, Pennsylvania received a three thousand dollars tip

806
00:54:06,639 --> 00:54:09,480
on a thirteen dollar check. Yeah, Marianna, three thousand dollars on a

807
00:54:09,559 --> 00:54:13,679
thirteen dollar check. If I'm going
someone three thousand dollars, you know what?

808
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,880
I want? Paid her around?
No, he wants to watch,

809
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,320
but no, Smith is part of
a social He wants eggs. Yeah,

810
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,480
who doesn't baby At first, Lambert, I can watch and I can eat

811
00:54:24,559 --> 00:54:29,840
Doug's doubledggs. So I'm watching.
There you go, everything may be able

812
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,519
to dip a little bit on something. They took his ID and you know,

813
00:54:31,679 --> 00:54:36,320
took pictures of everything, so you
know, they waited a little bit

814
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,960
to make sure that I was legit
and went through and then I ended up

815
00:54:38,199 --> 00:54:43,639
making surens all well great, yep, I wonder real that's right? Like

816
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,679
you want to do what? Lambert
says. She is incredibly grateful and hopes

817
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:51,639
to pay it forward. To someone
in the near future. Yeah, she'll

818
00:54:51,639 --> 00:54:55,239
probably buy someone Dunkin Donuts behind him. Can you get that guy? I've

819
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:59,280
got his bag on his coffee.
I just paid it forward. U.

820
00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:05,039
Yeah, somebody can, all right? Just as as aside before I tell

821
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:07,719
you the rest of the story,
has anybody ever broken the chain in to

822
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:13,719
pay it forward? Lining sometimes that
it would happen in Starbucks or Dunkin?

823
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,960
Don't you have in the line right
and someone who says you pull up and

824
00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:22,199
they go the car in front of
you has paid for your order? Okay?

825
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:28,320
I so this was going on and
on and I you do it to

826
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,119
the car? The car right right? So this has been going on for

827
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:32,000
a while. I get up to
the window. It's just me. I

828
00:55:32,199 --> 00:55:36,320
just all I got was a black
coffee. That's it. The woman goes

829
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,119
to me, do you want to
pay it forward? And I said,

830
00:55:38,599 --> 00:55:44,360
oh yeah, And she goes do
you? And I said, what she's

831
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,440
like? Their order is like thirty
five dollars behind you. I said,

832
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:52,039
oh, she goes yeah, just
go right. So I broke. I

833
00:55:52,159 --> 00:55:55,239
felt bad, But do you feel
bad? I don't want to pay thirty

834
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:59,840
five dollars and I don't think they
weren't expecting it. They didn't know this.

835
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,400
No, they didn't know. They
asked me the same thing. I

836
00:56:02,519 --> 00:56:06,199
only had four dollars. I couldn't
afford it. I couldn't afford to buy

837
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,400
it. All I got was a
terrible but I offered it makes a double

838
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,320
eggs for a party? You know, blown up? That's paying you forward.

839
00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:15,440
No, it's gay. Okay,
they're not gay. Double eggs they

840
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,280
are. They are. If you
eat them, you know what you get.

841
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:21,000
I just never know one mouth.
No one's ever offered me double eggs

842
00:56:21,079 --> 00:56:22,920
to bring the party. I'm giving
you doubled eggs to stick to the party.

843
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,440
You know what what, I'm gonna
keep my double What are you talking

844
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:30,239
about? Are you really upset?
You? But you are? You are?

845
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,159
Or for my party? All right? So I think that the devil

846
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,440
Edges are very good. I will
say that they just don't travel well.

847
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,599
Thanks, don't travel well, devil
leg don't travel You get the rate?

848
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:49,000
Of course you do, of course, of co where'd you get it?

849
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:53,920
Huh? Where'd you get it?
Wal Walmart and the dollar store. There's

850
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,159
twenty at Walmart and dollars store's got
twelve. Actually, people bought them for

851
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,480
me, Yeah, of course.
Yeah, Hey, hey, let's get

852
00:57:01,559 --> 00:57:08,960
Dug something right, Ah boy,
Doug, Doug likes to make them all

853
00:57:09,079 --> 00:57:13,719
right. So we heard this guy
lady gets a three thousand dollars tip.

854
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:19,000
Tips for Jesus is the social media
thing that they're doing. It's called Tips

855
00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:22,320
for Jesus. And then I got
enough money. Their church has been around

856
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,159
for ten thousand years. I go
broke all time. The guy wrote tips

857
00:57:25,199 --> 00:57:30,440
for Jesus on the on the chest, Jesus, not Jesus. I might

858
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,679
have sounded like I said Jesus,
but that's because I was thinking of your

859
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,199
No, I was thinking of the
devil Lecks when this guy was So a

860
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:45,199
note comes in from the guy and
it says we thought somebody was actually trying

861
00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:50,119
to do a good thing. And
then now here we are three months later

862
00:57:50,719 --> 00:57:53,400
and there's nothing, nothing to show
for. At this point, the guy

863
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:59,199
asked for the money back the three
thousand dollars tip, he said, in

864
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,679
spite of the efforts to make sure
the tip was above board. The situation

865
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,280
took a turn for the worst a
few weeks later, when the cafe received

866
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:10,639
a letter from the tipper uh disputing
the charge for the tip. So they

867
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:15,400
had already handed out the three thousand
dollars tip. Now he's disputing the charge

868
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,599
for the tip, which the credit
card is gonna be on his side,

869
00:58:19,519 --> 00:58:23,320
right, you mean he didn't give
him three thousand cash? What he did

870
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,360
put it out of the thing.
But he did it for tips for Jesus.

871
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,039
So now I'm hoping that the restaurant
ate the three thousand dollars and let

872
00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:37,079
this didn't serve for keeping eating three
thousand dollars. No, I wish they

873
00:58:37,199 --> 00:58:39,280
had you wouldn't I'm going to find
I don't think they can ask it for

874
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,800
her back. They should dispute it. Well, so they're suing. They're

875
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,199
suing the game. They're suing the
guy there with a civil lawsuit. They

876
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:51,639
followed the civil lawsuit of kids win
that who goes they probably will, But

877
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,920
who goes tips for Jesus and then
turns around and screws you right in the

878
00:58:54,920 --> 00:59:00,119
ass like a punch. His pilot
probably went to confession and the priest was

879
00:59:00,199 --> 00:59:02,599
like, fucking tip somebody three thousands
and bring that ship in here. I'm

880
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:07,079
the one saving your soul. No
good deed. I mean it starts to

881
00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:09,719
make you think that all the stuff
we're seeing on social media about that is

882
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:15,599
bs you know, yeah, people
stealing money not being it forward. That's

883
00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:17,360
right, that's the thing that was
twenty fifteen. I was still in the

884
00:59:17,719 --> 00:59:22,599
devil eggs. Yeah, pictures of
your double eggs. On Facebook, most

885
00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:25,000
people have pictures of their kids.
He's got pictures of his. Hey,

886
00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:29,039
we're going up to the look at
that. Yeah, one hundred and seven

887
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,599
likes, one hundred and seven likes. Yeah, on your table day,

888
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:38,360
right, you know how boy?
So memory when you were hosted the first

889
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:43,559
time? That is Carlson? Yeah, the Carlson Uh huh that was Uh.

890
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:51,239
I brought all the judges douvile eggs. That's how I won. That's

891
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:54,440
how you want. What's the biggest
tip this man ever heard about BTV?

892
00:59:54,599 --> 00:59:57,840
I think the one I said the
five Yeah, I think, so,

893
00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,880
I'm not something else that happened.
Yeah, it's kind of like tip.

894
01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:05,400
I've got tipped one hundred a couple
of times as a bartender. Yeah.

895
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:08,760
Yeah, drunk people. One guy
was drunk. This happen within the past

896
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:13,199
year. Yeah, and he was
busting his balls. He was just all

897
01:00:13,239 --> 01:00:16,360
over the place. And actually he
left a lot of money at the other

898
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,760
end of the bar and he was
just talking everybody. So I took the

899
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,840
money. I came down to and
go, hey, I know you've had

900
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,400
too much. This is your money, don't forget it. Yeah, and

901
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,239
it was like eighty nine dollars and
he just left it all for you.

902
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,519
No, he put that in his
pocket. Then later he gave me a

903
01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:30,920
hundred. So this is for you
taking care of us and saving me my

904
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:37,760
money because they did forget about that. And I knew the guy from some

905
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,440
a friend of a friend worked for
him. Yeah, and he came in

906
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:44,079
with a couple of friends, I
know, acquaintances, so he was appreciative

907
01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:46,920
of that. So are you starting
to see And I am curious to find

908
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:52,480
out because the younger generation, they're
saying, he's not drinking as much like

909
01:00:52,599 --> 01:00:55,840
kids my yeah, my kid's age, they're not. But you're hanging.

910
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:04,280
You're more in older establishments. Yeah, just people who probably thirty and yeah,

911
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,280
so that's not but that those are
not like twenty one year old.

912
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,599
I mean yes, but well that's
why that's why places are closing at midnight,

913
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,360
because nobody's nobody's going out anymore after
midnight. They're going downtown. But

914
01:01:15,599 --> 01:01:17,280
you know what I mean. Back
in my day when that we used to

915
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,679
we used to go out at ten
to eleven o'clock. Yeah, I don't

916
01:01:20,679 --> 01:01:24,000
think they're I don't even think they're
going downtown. They're going yeah because oh

917
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:27,719
yeah, because I think preps closed
in the city. One of the bars

918
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,800
and on Park Avenue closed. I
heard. I heard the Fairport is where

919
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:35,559
eybody's going. Yeah, someone was
talking about that. It's like we're down.

920
01:01:36,039 --> 01:01:39,400
You know, Ronnie Davis is opening
the bar down there. Really the

921
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:46,360
canny coming. I know who backs
these people. Yeah, I'll tell you

922
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,519
who off the mic. Oh,
I have an idea, I guess you

923
01:01:50,599 --> 01:01:53,480
do. You know exactly who it
is. But I just it's curious to

924
01:01:53,519 --> 01:01:59,559
see what's gonna happen because I always
thought the liquor industry was recession proof,

925
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,119
and you always heard about it,
right, things change, Yeah, And

926
01:02:01,199 --> 01:02:05,039
now all of a sudden, both
they're thinking the legalization of marijuana. And

927
01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:07,920
it was your nephew. Your nephew
was in here, yes, and he

928
01:02:07,079 --> 01:02:09,280
talks aboutmmies. Yeah, because I
don't have to go out, he goes

929
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,440
and take half a gummy and I'm
chilled for the night for two hours.

930
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,239
That goes by and it might be
hell nless you know, less toxic on

931
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,239
your liver left, I don't know. Yeah, then too, now that

932
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,840
they're thinking about that, because you
have older people my age that are drinking

933
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:28,079
and take half a gummy Yeah,
I know, they pass out on that.

934
01:02:28,519 --> 01:02:32,599
Strangers beds fucking devil eggs all over
their balls, hoping the dog's gonna

935
01:02:32,639 --> 01:02:37,119
lick it off, and then they're
just fucked up in the head. This

936
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:43,159
is taking a really bad turn.
All right, we'll take a moment,

937
01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:49,599
a little round of drunk adult or
little kid. Somebody tells a story.

938
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,199
You have to decide. And both
of you guys have both worked in the

939
01:02:52,679 --> 01:03:00,519
hospitality business. You've been around the
hospitality industry. You make it. You

940
01:03:00,639 --> 01:03:04,719
make your devil eggs sound elegant.
I'm gonna make your job set eloquent.

941
01:03:05,519 --> 01:03:07,800
No, I said elegant, Yes, but eloquent would be another thing.

942
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,719
It's usually land No, sorry,
I said elegant, but you're right,

943
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:15,199
eloquent. Eloquent is usually a thought
for spoken word. Anyway, Uh,

944
01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:22,199
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945
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946
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American, the most anti, the
most anti song are written. I think

974
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,480
so yeah, yeah, I always
thought that too. It's a kid people

975
01:05:28,519 --> 01:05:39,000
never got yeah Man's tag. Didn't
Wragan want to use this as a theme

976
01:05:39,079 --> 01:05:47,039
song? What it is? He
Berman let him save them. Fin had

977
01:05:47,079 --> 01:05:50,519
a friend whose father was like almost
for his hair, like Reagan, and

978
01:05:50,639 --> 01:05:55,519
he loved the song. And I
guess always going, mister Hoffman, but

979
01:05:55,639 --> 01:05:59,559
it's anti put a you know,
a gun in my hand and sent me

980
01:05:59,599 --> 01:06:02,079
off to kill the yellow man.
Right that it's like, I mean,

981
01:06:02,079 --> 01:06:09,159
it's not wrong, it's just that
it's yeah, got in a little jam,

982
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,519
put a rifle on my hands,
yes, yeah, oh forget.

983
01:06:11,639 --> 01:06:15,239
This was eighty three yeah around thereause
Vietnam was still you know, I mean

984
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:19,960
I was still. I think Vietnam
is a war that I don't think was

985
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:24,559
ever really talked about or dealt with. I think it divided the country.

986
01:06:24,559 --> 01:06:30,039
I think I don't know anybody that. My uncle was a pilot in Noam.

987
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,800
My father was in college, but
he did not defer. He just

988
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:36,039
got a low lottery pick, so
he never he never got drafted. But

989
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:40,039
he wouldn't do it. His mother
wanted him to take She didn't want two

990
01:06:40,119 --> 01:06:43,760
boys in Vietnam and fear of losing
both sons. And he said, if

991
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,880
my brother's over there, I'm not
gonna take the college deferment. My brother's

992
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,840
there, so he got a low
lottery number and never went. But I

993
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:56,280
always thought that that was one I
don't know people that came back and got

994
01:06:56,320 --> 01:07:00,960
spin on. We we says it
didn't happen. We said that, Yeah,

995
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,880
I just he never saw. Well, the people I've talked to didn't

996
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:08,159
either, and I have I had
a bunch of friends whose dads were No,

997
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,360
I'm right, because that's you know, my and uh. I don't

998
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:15,599
remember any of them. And I
remember going back and asking later on because

999
01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:17,280
we had learned about some of that
stuff because born on fourth of July.

1000
01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:20,159
Yeah, no, I'm not saying
it didn't. It did not happen.

1001
01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:24,280
I never I just don't know any
I didn't know anybody. But would I

1002
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:27,760
talked to six guys right, one
of them would have got spin on.

1003
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,760
I don't know. But I always
thought that that was a war I never

1004
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,800
really dealt with or or or talked
about because it was. It was a

1005
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,239
war. We I mean, if
you actually look at it, historically,

1006
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,760
we sent the French in their first
to fight and it's the first word we

1007
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,159
paid them, the first wary that
we lost. Yeah, yeah, it

1008
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,039
was ugly, Yeah, very ugly. No one knows that just stop the

1009
01:07:48,079 --> 01:07:51,840
spreading communism, to stop the spread
of communism, and we sent the French

1010
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:59,280
in first, and uh, you
should have said kill them all. Oh

1011
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,360
you know what would have been peace. You could have been like the Dalai

1012
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:05,360
Lama, the dolly devil, the
dolly devil egg. It would have made

1013
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,880
it all great. But it's a
it's a it's one of the I really

1014
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,400
think like it fucked up a lot
of guys and they didn't know what was

1015
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:18,640
happening, you know what the platoons. Yeah, yeah, but just how

1016
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:23,359
how you know, I don't think
I think there were guys that really got

1017
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:28,279
screwed up. And then don't forget
there was agent orange that you know,

1018
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:32,239
guys died from. Uh you brought
up wheeze. I think his cancer was

1019
01:08:32,319 --> 01:08:38,359
something that they were seeing mostly over
in Asian countries and I and I don't

1020
01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:43,279
know why seafood, but there was
something with that being because it was nasal

1021
01:08:43,359 --> 01:08:46,079
pharyngeal cancer, so it was something
in the sinuses, which is usually over

1022
01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:51,800
more seen in Asia and uh yeah, but it was never we didn't even

1023
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:56,439
learn about it and they didn't even
have no it wasn't in the textbooks when

1024
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:59,359
we came through, and that would
have been the eighties. So you're talking

1025
01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:01,720
to the war and did at least
a decade prior. Well, I know

1026
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,960
an honor flight that they're coming up
to the year. Sure, because the

1027
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:10,119
guys are off can come back.
Yeah, they're all in Korea War now.

1028
01:09:10,199 --> 01:09:14,600
So in the next I think,
let me tell you about again.

1029
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:19,840
And I don't know if I think
word sometimes travels throughout the circles of entertainment,

1030
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:28,960
but I did, just to show
you the impact and never having lived

1031
01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:32,760
it. So we did. And
a map of the Earth. Map of

1032
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:36,840
the Earth is where they fly real
low and they usually go over like a

1033
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:41,359
river. Okay, So we did
a map of the Earth of the Genesee

1034
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:45,279
River in Vietnam era Huey helicopter.
I think it was a Huey I may

1035
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:49,600
have the name of it wrong.
And what they had was the gunner seat.

1036
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:54,960
And the gunner seat was where you
sat and you basically wore like a

1037
01:09:55,039 --> 01:09:58,279
harness like you would even in a
race car or something, and you leaned

1038
01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:00,720
out and you just you gunned as
you went by, and they go,

1039
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,159
hey, we's you want to sit
in the gunner seat, and so we

1040
01:10:04,279 --> 01:10:08,720
just goes, yeah, bro'll be
it'd be great. But so he's sitting

1041
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:13,520
there, open door, and all
of a sudden we're up and like three

1042
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:16,079
minutes later we're landing again. He
was having panic attacks. Oh yeah,

1043
01:10:16,199 --> 01:10:20,039
but from going back, and I'm
like these guys. All I remember thinking

1044
01:10:20,119 --> 01:10:24,479
at that moment is holy fuck.
I have no idea what this guy was

1045
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,880
thinking feeling. I could never relate
in a million years. But boy,

1046
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,800
we just didn't care enough or or
or or we just brushed it off.

1047
01:10:31,279 --> 01:10:35,079
We seem it seems like people do
a better job now, but god damn.

1048
01:10:35,079 --> 01:10:39,640
I mean Armin Shawbrook owns the House
of Guitars. I did an interview

1049
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,960
with him. He talked about his
dad was in a He didn't know his

1050
01:10:43,079 --> 01:10:45,760
dad well. Most of his time
was in the VA hospital down in Canandagua.

1051
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,640
They would let him out once in
a while. Uh, and he

1052
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:55,760
was out in the backyard. They
found him like with a gun, trying

1053
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:59,439
or running from something. I haven't
been made. Once you get a gun

1054
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:00,920
shot at you and you're shooting back
at people, I don't know. There

1055
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,319
was not a eight year old guy
who sat here who was in World War

1056
01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:11,279
Two, who sat in the studio
and talked about I can still picture walking

1057
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:16,119
into Germany seeing a German soldier raised
his gun and I turned and fired and

1058
01:11:16,159 --> 01:11:18,479
shot him right between the eyes.
He goes, and all, there are

1059
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:23,640
times when I think now, and
he seemed to have a nice life,

1060
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,920
raised a family, had a wife. He goes, There were times I

1061
01:11:27,039 --> 01:11:29,560
think, how could I have done
that? How could I have done that?

1062
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,359
So I don't know, and I
think it affects to your point.

1063
01:11:30,359 --> 01:11:34,000
I think it affects everybody differently.
But I go, holy shit, And

1064
01:11:34,119 --> 01:11:39,000
I think the non stuff we didn't
know. I don't think we know.

1065
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:44,520
It's kind of because it's hard to
teach something well, you know how trying

1066
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,880
to forget. You know, they
don't know why. They still don't really

1067
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,439
have a reason why they were there
for so long. There's really not a

1068
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:53,279
reason. No, it was to
stop the spread of communists. Once we

1069
01:11:53,359 --> 01:11:55,880
were in, we weren't going to
lose. Remember, we had a safe

1070
01:11:55,920 --> 01:12:00,560
face. But you all of a
sudden, you know, you're you start

1071
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,199
going into people's business. You know
that a desert storm we doesn't do with

1072
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:09,199
us? Uh No, they neither
did they even uh like you know,

1073
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:14,199
after the terrorst bombing of the twin
towers and the planes went into the towers,

1074
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,399
we went into run. Yeah you
know what I mean, they didn't

1075
01:12:18,319 --> 01:12:23,239
I know, we went we didn't
even go into what are we doing anyway?

1076
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,640
That just as I mean, we
look at all this other for the

1077
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,199
light and a lot of people worked
hard to make this country great. But

1078
01:12:29,279 --> 01:12:31,439
I go, boy, that that
funcks some guys up. And there was

1079
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:34,239
nothing talk. And when I see
these things and you'll go on TikTok and

1080
01:12:34,279 --> 01:12:38,960
stuff and go, you know,
gen X, you remember this. We

1081
01:12:39,199 --> 01:12:41,279
we we didn't have this. We
didn't do that, I go, yeah,

1082
01:12:41,319 --> 01:12:44,039
because they were so fucked up from
coming back from the war that I

1083
01:12:44,119 --> 01:12:46,079
think they were trying to figure their
own ship out right, you know what

1084
01:12:46,119 --> 01:12:50,199
I mean, And they weren't gonna
be coddling you or whatever. You're getting

1085
01:12:50,239 --> 01:12:54,760
yelled at me, Hey fuck you, Yeah, I got it, I

1086
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,079
got it. I just think that
that's part of it, all right,

1087
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,680
lightning things up for the guys in
the hospitality industry or excuse me, yeah,

1088
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:09,119
bartenders, bartenders, little care tenders
and DJ and host the most you

1089
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:12,319
know, what the fuck are you
talking about? We're both in bartenders.

1090
01:13:12,359 --> 01:13:15,560
Right, I'm also been a DJ. You've been a host. Excuse me,

1091
01:13:15,039 --> 01:13:20,319
dj J, excuse me. I
didn't mean to. Oh, we're

1092
01:13:20,319 --> 01:13:25,119
gonna so we put out your resume. Sure, bartender, DJ, Devil

1093
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:29,840
egg creators, don't forget movie creator. Oh yes, by the way,

1094
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:32,279
by the way, I don't care
what anybody says about that steaming pilot garment.

1095
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:39,399
Are we going to have that driving
we Uh, it's gonna be twenty

1096
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:43,119
dollars a car, but you get
four free Deviled eggs? They Yeah,

1097
01:13:43,159 --> 01:13:45,039
I gotta see. They've had a
lot of rain delays out there, so

1098
01:13:45,079 --> 01:13:48,039
I think he's I have to talk
to him. I'm actually gonna talk to

1099
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,039
him tomorrow, so I will I
will see. All right, did this

1100
01:13:51,159 --> 01:13:55,479
story happen when the person was a
little kid or drunk adult? You guys

1101
01:13:55,560 --> 01:14:00,000
have to guess. I got caught
undressing a miss Piggy Doll and then drawing

1102
01:14:00,279 --> 01:14:05,600
nipples on her. Little kid or
drunk adult. I'm gonna say drunk adult.

1103
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,760
I want to say a little kid. You're gonna say a little kid.

1104
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:15,520
Yeah, I was going drunk adult
myself. There we go. I

1105
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,840
was a little kid. I was
spending the night over at my buddy's house.

1106
01:14:18,279 --> 01:14:23,560
When no one was looking, I
decided to undress his sister's miss Piggy

1107
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:28,279
Doll, and I uh drew nipples
on a woman. Yeah, his sister

1108
01:14:28,399 --> 01:14:31,399
walked in on me doing it,
and well, needless to say, they

1109
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,439
never let me spend the night there
ever. Again, at least she wasn't

1110
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:41,119
fucking a sheep. I fucked the
sheep once. It wasn't bad. Someone

1111
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:45,079
who did that I told you about. I know, I know. All.

1112
01:14:45,239 --> 01:14:47,039
Here we go, little kid,
a drunk adult. I took a

1113
01:14:47,079 --> 01:14:50,600
bowl of soup and poured it in
my dad's lap after a fight with him.

1114
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,119
Well, it's gotta be a little
kid my dad's lap. That's an

1115
01:14:55,119 --> 01:14:58,079
adult, drunk adult, drunk adult. Yeah, I would go drunk adult

1116
01:14:58,159 --> 01:15:02,640
too, I because I can't even
imagine as in my dad's lip lap y,

1117
01:15:03,079 --> 01:15:06,479
So, little kid, you're gonna
put your grown man you're drunken?

1118
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:11,000
Well, yeah, I've done some
pretty fucked up things when I was drunk

1119
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,760
in my house. I mean I
think that, no, I would think

1120
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,000
a little kid would be afraid to
do that. Right, I'm gonna say

1121
01:15:17,359 --> 01:15:21,079
drunk adult. I'm going drunk adult
as well. I was a drunk adult.

1122
01:15:21,359 --> 01:15:24,840
He told me that he was leaving
my mom for an exotic dancer,

1123
01:15:25,159 --> 01:15:28,520
and I got mad and took his
very hot clam chowder and dumped it in

1124
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:30,199
his lap. Bad move, because
now the exact answer has to blow it

1125
01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:35,279
out. Hey, colug devil.
But he's got clams in his lamp and

1126
01:15:35,359 --> 01:15:42,880
clams in the ship clove. Alright, here we go. I hit myself

1127
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:48,680
with a brick. I hit myself
with a kid. I'm gonna go adult

1128
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:55,239
adult hit myself with a brick.
I did that after a bill's last ones,

1129
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,680
on purpose, Like smashed your head
against the brick. All right,

1130
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:04,079
it's okay, because I'm picturing,
like is it possible, trying to think,

1131
01:16:04,119 --> 01:16:09,920
how would you hit yourself with a
brick? Well, this is something

1132
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:13,159
you could it ricochet, Yeah,
but you could do that or could it

1133
01:16:13,279 --> 01:16:17,000
ricochet off something? Right to hit
hit it pretty hard? Yeah, you

1134
01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:21,720
would rubber or tire something. I
was a drunk adult. I was convinced

1135
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:27,279
this guy was sleeping with my girlfriend. So one night I was out with

1136
01:16:27,319 --> 01:16:30,960
some friends getting hammered, and I
had a bright idea when I saw brick

1137
01:16:31,039 --> 01:16:34,800
laying in a parking lot. So
I had my friend drive me to this

1138
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:41,000
guy's house and I got close to
a bedroom window through the brick as hard

1139
01:16:41,039 --> 01:16:45,800
as I could. Unfortunately, to
my surprise, the brick bounced off the

1140
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,439
window, came back and hit me
in the face. How I guess he

1141
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:53,600
had hurricane windows. I don't know. But no one went home. Fortunately,

1142
01:16:54,159 --> 01:16:58,399
but he was banging my girlfriend and
they're married now, all right,

1143
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:04,960
and save you? Maybe save what
a loser? Have you ever done that

1144
01:17:05,039 --> 01:17:09,439
where you thought your girlfriend was with
somebody else and tried to show up somewhere.

1145
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,079
I actually showed up when she was
with somebody else? What do you

1146
01:17:12,159 --> 01:17:14,359
mean, showed up, showed up
at her house? Yes, oh,

1147
01:17:15,199 --> 01:17:18,520
just coming by? Hey, hello, No, I was living there,

1148
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:23,960
you were living there? And then
freaking donkey punch. Oh this was donkey

1149
01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:29,760
punch. Yeah. Oh I didn't
know you were living didn't know you were

1150
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:35,039
living with her? Yeah? Wow, Oh that's that sucks. I mean

1151
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:41,760
now I wouldn't give I got to
watch. Yeah, but back then I

1152
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,079
was pissed. But you know,
if it was any other time, like

1153
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:45,119
in the last ten years, I'd
be like, I don't give a fuck.

1154
01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:48,760
I remember in high school there was
a guy a girl who was dating

1155
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,439
a guy he had just graduated,
who was going to the community college,

1156
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,960
and we were all at a party
together and they had broken up, and

1157
01:17:56,079 --> 01:17:57,880
he's like, hey, come with
me. I'm going to go over to

1158
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,479
her house. And he was going
in the house. It was like late

1159
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:04,159
at night, everyone's asleep, and
he's trying to open the door, and

1160
01:18:04,199 --> 01:18:08,279
I remember like seeing him get into
the mud room and I fucking pulled to

1161
01:18:08,399 --> 01:18:11,720
that go buddy house. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I go. I'm

1162
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,600
not I am not doing this all
right. One more so, I farted

1163
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,640
on a microphone in a room that
was packed with sixty people. Farted on

1164
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:26,000
a microphone. I'll say, I'm
gonna go adult adult, a little kid.

1165
01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:28,159
All right, here we go,
let's see what how do you do

1166
01:18:28,319 --> 01:18:34,680
this? I was a drunk adult
yoga costs and I let one of my

1167
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:44,640
girlfriends one right before I had to
keep and I wear a headset with a

1168
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:49,199
microphone. So I was in a
wind removing pose and I knocked the headset

1169
01:18:49,279 --> 01:18:57,479
off and the pose was doing what
it was doing, and the microphone and

1170
01:18:57,640 --> 01:19:02,960
the part I go through the entire
studio. I'm surprised, looks like you

1171
01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:09,239
did do yoga. He didn't actually
the guy makes deuvil leggs. He did

1172
01:19:09,319 --> 01:19:13,800
yoga, Okay, that's true,
Okay a couple of times. Yeah,

1173
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,920
I tried yoga a few times.
Yeah, I couldn't. I want to

1174
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:20,319
go back to screwing over people,
screwing over people. Yeah. Relationships wise,

1175
01:19:20,399 --> 01:19:25,560
did you ever see the movie Last
American Virgin I did not, Yes,

1176
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,720
Yes, And the ending is a
perfect example. It's one of the

1177
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:31,840
best endings ever because it's a downer
and it's what really happens in life.

1178
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:38,520
First guy, this guy's in love
with this girl. This girl bangs his

1179
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,960
best friend, gets pregnant, the
guy takes care of her, gets an

1180
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,159
abortion. At the end of the
movie, she's back with a guy that

1181
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:45,840
banged her, didn't take care of
her. And yeah, absolutely, that's

1182
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:48,439
great to see that movie. Nobody
saw that because he came out at the

1183
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:53,960
same time as Fast Times. It's
as good as Fast Time, or better.

1184
01:19:54,159 --> 01:19:56,600
It might be better. It's funny. It seems to have a more

1185
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,560
nudity in the Last American version.
Yeah, don't be a don't be a

1186
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:03,279
Gary the uh did you? Could
you relate to that character? Well?

1187
01:20:03,279 --> 01:20:06,439
It was only now, I kind
I was only like what lot when the

1188
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:11,239
movie came out. But yeah,
I mean I just I laughed. What

1189
01:20:11,319 --> 01:20:13,920
a loser. I hope that never
happens to me. It happened to me

1190
01:20:14,039 --> 01:20:17,439
most more times than it probably happened
to Gary. If you'd only learned to

1191
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:26,439
make devil softball hit the who he
just serves it serves it. What we're

1192
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:28,479
gonna do next week? What are
you gonna do. We're gonna put a

1193
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:30,439
sign out there says free devil eggs. We'll see how many people come and

1194
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:34,720
go like, oh that's that's fourteen, thank you, it's checking. Oh

1195
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:38,640
they're all gone. But what so
what are you gonna do for the the

1196
01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:43,039
big holiday with your devil eggs?
It's my mother's birthday seventy seven. You're

1197
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:45,640
just going over to her house,
yeah, and then play some gin Rummy

1198
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,039
and hang with her. And I'm
going to my friend's house. Okay,

1199
01:20:47,079 --> 01:20:50,680
it's gonna play something about forty people
or so. So you're gonna do devil

1200
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:55,479
eggs for both places. I'll make
my mom something. Does mom get twelve?

1201
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,359
Does mom get to show? Probably
she doesn't need a lot of rely

1202
01:20:58,359 --> 01:21:00,439
have two? Oh no, no, what when you're bringing them? You're

1203
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,760
you gonna give her twelve. You're
gonna give her twelve. I'm gonna make

1204
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:11,560
up a special play for her,
Macaroni sald or potato sald something I like

1205
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,600
this. Yeah, look at you. I'll make I'll make twelve eggs and

1206
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,680
you can take them to man.
I can't wait to go to match with

1207
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,720
all the Food Fighter fans and the
arguments that are gonna happen there. I'm

1208
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:24,760
waiting for it because I know I'm
gonna get fucked with the Taylor shop.

1209
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,399
Yeah, well, why are you
wearing that shirt? What were you just

1210
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:30,399
a Taylor Swift fan? He's a
Taylor Swift fan. Okay, Yeah,

1211
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,600
she's got a lot of them,
I know. But so I don't understand

1212
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:36,079
what happened there because I thought they
were cool. Yeah, but no one

1213
01:21:36,199 --> 01:21:40,359
understands, and even the even like
Food Fighter fans, were kind of confused

1214
01:21:40,399 --> 01:21:43,039
on what was he making a joke? Because she didn't take it as a

1215
01:21:43,159 --> 01:21:45,600
joke because she, you know,
she made a comment the next night,

1216
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:51,079
so I don't know. Dave Grohl
made a comment about none of her band

1217
01:21:51,159 --> 01:21:56,920
plays live, Food Fighters play live, Taylor Swiss band doesn't really, and

1218
01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:02,520
which is unsrue. Taylor Swift and
Taylor Swiss band band plays live. I'm

1219
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:06,840
gonna tell you something too backtracks.
Michael Sweet from Striper wrote a thing on

1220
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,880
his eye. I mean I knew
he was talking about the food Fighters Taylor

1221
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:15,239
Sweat. He says everybody uses backtracks. Yeah, he said, ninety percent

1222
01:22:15,359 --> 01:22:18,840
use backtracks. You can't have everything
right, you know, And he goes,

1223
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,039
well, there's a couple of those
bands that don't use it, and

1224
01:22:21,079 --> 01:22:25,199
then they end up sounding like shit. They I'm sure they do. Yeah,

1225
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,760
And there's no way that the Rolling
Stones at eighty and eighty one,

1226
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,319
they gotta have something. There's gotta
be smoking mirrors, Doug. There has

1227
01:22:31,399 --> 01:22:35,520
to be or devil deck something.
There's gotta be something, but there has

1228
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:40,039
to be no I'm with you.
I I would think that you're in a

1229
01:22:40,199 --> 01:22:43,800
live performance, Well, you have
a sound effects machine for your voice?

1230
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,359
Yeah, you know. But also, I mean they keep training, they

1231
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:48,520
keep singing to keep it. I
mean, if they hadn't sang for fifteen

1232
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,279
years, I don't think their voice
would ever come back. But they are

1233
01:22:51,399 --> 01:22:57,720
constantly yeah, touring and obviously in
the in the studio to keep it active.

1234
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,079
So you'll go to Matt's, Yes, you'll be the lake. Yeah,

1235
01:23:00,159 --> 01:23:03,000
where are you gonna be? Fourth
of July? I'll be uh drunk

1236
01:23:03,039 --> 01:23:08,520
in somebody's strange bend. Absolutely,
i will be uh. Taylor will be

1237
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,520
somewhere crying. What was curled ups? I will curled up and missing out.

1238
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,039
I'll be crying. Where the devil
leggs? What the devil leggs?

1239
01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:26,199
For? Dougie Fresh whoo for Mark
with his milk manner to review boy.

1240
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:31,039
Yes, I'm Bill Moran. Have
a great, well we'll see tomorrow.

1241
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:35,680
Have a great whatever. I will
hold tail. Didn't know what to do.

1242
01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:42,960
I'm trying a TV. Don't do
the letter to you a bed? Ye stay
