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the night Shift. I like your hamstring, your ass, No lack of
knowledge about sports, basic sports? You you know this about you? Is
that entire big muscle back in there? As? I can't scrap together gold?
My souls already sold. Swim you trapped to your spell. I wish
you well for creatrns your streets. You do better to retreats if you want
it done right done a night shaft? Oh man, the crowd parts?
Why is the rum gone? And uh relatively young looking, half off sort
of parts of the crowd. He's he's dressing sort of pirate garb you know,
a few layers and he's got a track corner hat on and everything.
Hey, who the fuck is you? Why? Why are you here?
I reckon? We are? Are you talking? Like that? Be doing
the same thing you'll be doing here sacking the house exactly? The treasure mighty?
Where's the boot? Like? Why are you in my living room room?
Speaking? I understand see law of DIBs doesn't apply in maritime situations.
Yeah, I don't apply here in this maritime situation of maritime mate, So
you go to ship? Do I go? Do I go to ship?
Yeah? I got ships. Well we do too, because we're pirates.
Just not down tom Tom Are you looking for? My name is uh Kelly.
Yes. I don't know how I knew that, but I sort of
read your mind there, Kelly. That's a good name. It's a solid
name. Thank you. I'm Lucius, by the way, Lucius. It's
pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lucius. Um, Tommy Cramp, it's nice
to Lucius. You said it was Tommy Crams. You've got some funny names.
I'll take you know. And what's your name? Shock tooth? Shocked
tooth? I love that. Uh. And that's shark bait. You're right,
Yeah, it's a friend of mine, if you know shark bait.
And uh, who whoo, my name is Nigel, Nigel Penny Brookston.
That's that's a name, all right. Uh so, uh, just one
more time, Uh what are you doing here? Well? So, uh,
we had connections with the people who originally drove out the lord of this
this man's and we were coming back to kind of like investigate some questions that
we had um about certain things and uh oh sure, yeah, what thinks
I can Maybe I can help space? You're finding math? Yeah, we
got lots of space. What do you need? Oh well yeah, just
wait, okay, okay, all right, you tell him. Somebody tell
me so like that the moon and the sun and the stars, they all
actually exist in a place called space. Those are other planets. We're on
a planet. Those are other planets. Okay, this guy's had too much
total jelly? What's it got to do with? Like, well, we
we do opium here mainly, uh, sort of an opium house, if
you will, uh, most of my money? Um? Well, so
have you have you gone through the house from top to bottom? Have I
gone through the house from top to bottom? I have done opium in every
room at his house? Okay, so does that answer your question? Yeah,
so we were looking. Did you find any kind of star charts or
uh globes or anything that you had no idea what it looked like or what
it meant? Uh No, no, I don't I don't think so.
Uh. We had uh we read a book about fireballs, like the you
know, the spell fireballs. Uh, and that was kind of it was
under the floorboards. You have that book? Where was that? Now?
We sold that? Oh how much? I don't know. A couple a
couple of gold? Okay, well whearing the floorboards? Was it some fucking
kid? Smirk? Sorry, smirk? Who's that? Did you sell it
to? Smirk? No? No, no, just a kid, just
a rat kid, you know. No, Nest Staven's got a lot of
rat kids just running around fucking everywhere. That is true. Yes, I'm
not looking down on them. Rat kids make my business, you know,
so, I'm not looking down on them, just their rat kids. That's
your Your business is pirrating and opium. Yeah, phirriting versus. There's synergism
there, of course, of course the synergize each other. You've got this
figured out, businessman. We can tell. Are you looking to invest?
Uh? Do you need things to launder through bars? What you got?
Ill? Well, I don't borrow? Opening soon. What's what's the name
of the bar? Phoenix in the Phoenix in Oh my god? Yeah,
that's that place is going to be great, I can already tell. So
you guys are the the proprietors. You are the knight shift guys. I
am that the knight shift guys. I love that. Yeah, we are.
He turns around and you're like, He's like, all right, all
right, boys and girls, and he like, get out, get out,
go do your own thing and shut up, don't say nothing about it,
and he closes the doors. He's like, you guys do some bad
as ship. I know, I know not to brag, bomb murder them.
Motherfucker. That's wild. Yes, So okay, all pretense gone,
Jesus um. Look, we're trying to get out of nest Haven to some
kind of aisles. No Cornelius, Kelly, you just got here. Okay,
I think you should hang out for a bit hero opium. We should
do some opium. There's a hot tub here somewhere basically masquerading is a city.
So yeah, you're pretty much he rose. That checks out. It
doesn't mean someone wouldn't pawn your head for a couple of golds, so I'd
be careful still, but yeah, everybody likes you here. Look we have
some gold ourselves. And are you going down Cornelian Islands? You know,
for the right price, I'll pretty much go anywhere anyway that anyway that consumes
opium. It seems like pretty much everywhere I tell you what, We've had
a taste. That's true. You could just make it a business trip and
give us a ride and then I can expense it. This guy knows what
he's doing, expense it to. Oh we mean the i RS. Are
you the captain us? Uh? Well, you know I'm a You could
say I'm the captain of the captains. You know, I got a couple
of ships and ship yeah. Yeah, well you know it's it's a little
operation. You know. You gotta be there's a lot of money in drugs.
Kids over here. Yeah, there's a lot of money in drugs.
Was the crowd. Was the crew made up of all different races? Yeah?
Yeah, there's like a half lean door for everybody. Ship great,
Well, uh we would love to. Can we join your crew? Can
join your crew? Oh you can't know you can't be in my crew?
Uh, because you wouldn't want to, you know. You gotta you gotta
do like we're busy killing and stuff. Yeah, I just gotta pay a
fee, that's all. Yeah, we like to buy tickets to the Cornelian
Islands. He looks at No. One in particular, tickets. I don't
I don't think that's how it works with this one. Oh no, you
just hop on board and you pay me. All right, great, how
much will you charge? You know, it's not that's I don't feel like
that's the right price for heroes that are trying to save the world. Here,
you're trying to save the world. Yeah, we're not, no reason.
I don't think it's the right price to try to tell someone that just
murdered an arch wizard. It's pretty powerful being lucious if you not threatening you,
I'm just saying I think there's more amical price. No, I like
that. I can tell that story. I like that. Tell me what
you would do? We have very we have three powerful ones. Yeah,
okay, she is your bow. Huh. I shoot you with this.
You're going to be paralyzed with laughter. Won't be able to move the rest
of the day with laugh. Okay, you sort of lost me there in
the middle, you know. To be fair, I don't really get it
either, but it works, okay, all right, all right, right,
oh man. All I'm looking for is a story I can tell the
boys. You know, so you don't want to strike, like like what
that like? I could jam this one so far, how we call it?
You could be acid, you could be the one. You could just
swing you around like a muppet like that at all? Okay, how do
we feel about fifty gold a piece? Agreements? Yeah? I told you
I was a businessman. You know, I don't want to be a muppet.
You want to get to an island? Done? Done? All right?
Oh man told you that this? Right, I don't know. Sorry,
we're getting some snort skis on the on the boat. Right. If
you want opium, I'm gonna have more than you could possibly fit in that
cranium. You all right? Part of this sounds like a party. Should
we go to the house first when we're finally in the matter, Yeah,
we really, He's already gone through the already got looted and pirated. Yeah,
but you got to see the whole thing, spiders. We should go
back down to the blood basement. Let's see if there's anything there that's would
prove us as well. Okay, Lucia, you can tell the boys to
start to wrap it up. Uh, you know, I could get a
couple of them. We don't need all of them to wrap up. We
got to set a couple of crews here. But yeah, sure, when
do we When do we leave? When do you want to leave a couple
of hours, two hours. Yeah, yeah, that's doable. What else?
What else you need? Um? I'd like to see if I can
locate that book that you gave to one of the rest you're all in about
the books just love reading or what's the deal? Well you mentioned it in
particular, so I thought that would be important. Mostly just wanted to say,
fire ball, I'm being honest, Uh, can I rolled some kind
of I don't know our contract to see if that book is worth the DM's
telling you're right now it's not. It's just a fun thing to say in
the background. Okay, y'all didn't want to go to David's study check it
out? Yeah, chure, Yeah, there we'll do that. Sure goes.
So we kind of walking, Wow, look at this. Yeah it's
nice. Yeah, even posted, I look around for anything that I might
uh roll investigation, might want anybody who's looking, uh the army on the
way to the office. I want to make a comment that David never was
very tasteful. Is everything's a little too ostentatious and gatty? Actually eleven seventeen
three, Okay, so really it's just telling us, Um, what do
my dragon eyes see? Um? I think Attilius, the only really notable
thing, you guys scour, particularly the study. You look at the whole
house, but you scour the study. You've already investated it once. Um,
we didn't know we were looking for. You didn't know what you were
looking for. This time, you have a better sense. So Attilius uh
goes at it with particular applaum, and he pulls out one of the drawers.
And when he stopped king out is a good word, thank you.
That's apropriate reaction for for that sentence. I don't really know what it means.
I mean with a lot of skill, Yeah, like a like a
general enthusiasm for the activity or whatever. The right way I tell you this
yanks out one of these drawers, and although there was nothing in the drawer,
you like run your hand along the roof of the strawer, and there
was a receipt. It was stuck to it, and the receipt is for
shipping. Um. If you guys remember, uh, David had arranged for
a bunch of his house furniture to be shipped to the Elbow st Aisles.
But you guys knew that that was a distraction, a misdirection. Um.
Most of his important papers. This is a receipt for a particular ship that
received him and shipped them to the Cornlian Isisles. Just a better confirmation that
that's where he's got. I found this receipt stuck in this drawer so long
it looks like he's definitely gone to the Cornelian isols. Um. Well,
I guess anything of values basically reckon, that's the way we ought to be
going. Uh, dungeon. I do want to go through the dungeon.
I don't want to be looking for a Yeah, didn't we burn the dungeon.
There was a fire in the lavender part of it, but like the
secret entrance, the whole dungeon was burned. Yeah, we burn that.
Sit down, guys in a rock, so like it's still there. I'm
just you burned the shit out of And even back to the that's how Kestrol
killed Gareth. Yeah, the door, but even back to the true blood
chamber where he was doing all of the fury tincture stuff. You can go,
look all right, we go, look all right, all of you.
Yeah, all right, let slide down the banister. All right,
you get down there, and uh, as we just said, the whole
dungeon looks burnt to hell. Um, kind of the whole place covered in
soot. There used to be tables and lavender everywhere. It's just a thick
layer of ash on the ground. So it all over the walls and uh
ceiling. A bunch of those like beams across the ceiling holding things up have
have long since burnt away, and so there's bits of rock and and dirt
falling through the roof. Um. But that's pretty much it did. Did
the did the fire reveal any sort of secret entrances? Or is there like
a piece of the wall that looks like it's like reinforced for some rhythm more
than the others, an outline of a hidden latch in the soot or something,
Um not. I don't think so. There is a The particular area
where the blood Dungeon was that you went last time seems less scathed than the
rest. For sure, answer the question, can we go that way?
Yep, in to the blood dungeon. I want to be looking for other
well, vials of potions and things like that that are still there. Sure,
um, just use needles everywhere. I wonder what Rainbow Dash is doing.
Mum, probably doing much better without Rainbow. Probably would love to talk
about it too, Okay, so you can't. If you remember the Blood
Dungeon, there was an a passcode required. M where it is? It's
not that clever. Now, um, it opens up and I think the
first thing you see is all the way in the back corner. Even from
this, at the beginning of this hallway, you can see a figure in
the back corner, huddled um male roughly six foot Guys, do you see
that in the back? Who is who is that? Hello? Tom stopped?
Hello? Excuse me? Who's there? Wait? Wait? Does that?
No? It can't be Pin? Is that Pin? Night shift?
Pen looks dirty? He has shackles around his wrists, paying him to the
wall. Oh no, what has happened? Pin? I know? I
meant to be here, this is this is where I wanted to be here.
It's part of the plan, guys, the plan. It's too complicated
to explain to you. It's you know, it's this is I'm in the
middle. Part of the plan, now, Empire, a part of your
plan? You are? Now? Yeah, I thought, how do you
guys? Are here? Are you okay? Come on into my office?
Have you so fun to see? You do you need us to free you
from these shackles? Do I need you? No? No, but yeah,
I mean if if you need something to do, that would be very
great for you. This is Bill, Um I ever met Bill. Your
plan looks like really good, really awesome. I don't know what it is,
but it seems cool. I glare at Bill rivalry. Um. The
pirates did this? Pen? Well, I gotta say, first part of
the plan got a little out of hand. You know, I was running
my own kind of weekend at Bernie situation here telling the guards David still existed.
You know, a few of them didn't buy on, and uh,
they wanted to get paid, So I started selling stuff. Uh. And
then the more I went out and sold stuff, the more people asked where
are you getting this from? And then next thing I know, pirates are
in the house. And that's where we got to the a part of the
plan. We've all been there. All makes sense to me. Yeah,
let's uh did you do those shackles? Yes, let's do the shift.
Yeah. Yeah, thank you participating in the plan of course. Pin So,
Pinn, what is what is the rest of your plan? What are
you? What are you doing that? You know? Well, This is
a great question. I'm glad you asked, and I'm gonna tell you in
parts. The part that I will tell you as I started my own company,
uh Pindustries International. Wow, it's an adventuring company. All right,
you guys would like to join. I'm looking for a night shift. You
guys are a night shift. We're kin maybe you know, maybe we're doing
We're in phase two of a three phase plans. I'm not opposed to it,
but we might just need a shelve of it for now. Listen,
let me just say this. We've got brand recognition, the name Pindustries International
already trademarks. Okay, you'all even remember the name of your own company?
Oh, yes, you do. What you do remember is Pindustries. Wait?
Wait, do you remember the name of your own company? Iron Guild.
We made a holding company for the phoenix in never mind, No,
we didn't. Anyway, it was lovely seeing you again in such a strange
help. We're pretty cool getting out here. Do you want to come with
us? I don't need help, right, wow? Plan? Yeah,
you guys are looking to you know, work for me or work with me
in some kind of capacity on the master plan. That's fine, yes,
okay, I will I will gladly help you hold your welcome hold on Pin.
Uh, guys, just walk like ten feet away up. Why don't
you guys go huddle. Hey, I think Um probably knows a lot about
Davin. I'm just saying, I think you know, who's a lot o
Davic in this house, and maybe anything that we could be looking for.
He may nobody knows Davic better than maybe a little bit of a good resource
on our journey to the Cornelian Islands. Also, I'm kind of intrigued by
pindistries about this partner with him. Why we get on a If we get
in on pindistries at the lower level, we will be the premier group within
the entire thing. Getting on the ground floor, he's locked in a dungeon
and not anymore. This just comes walking down the stairs. Hey, nice
shift, Did you find what you wanted? Oh? Yeah, Hey,
this is our friend Pen. He's cool. You know Pen. Yeah,
everybody knows Pen. Oh I can hear him from um. Yeah. See
he was kind of e owed to some money, double cross, kind of
double crossed himself, if I'm being honest, kept talking about a you know,
a plan a plan mostly seemed to consist of like selling things that didn't
belong to him and then collecting more money than than really he was owed.
So we just locked him up. I kind of forgot him, to be
honest with you guys. Not a good human rights record there, Lucius.
Well, Lucius isn't known for human rights. He's known for like opium and
like pirrating and like uh, child labor. If I'm being honest, like
quite a bit of okay, yeah, sort of the three pillars upon which
Lucius Industries is built. Yeah, I got that from pint. Uh.
You know, never reinvent the wheel, just steal it off someone else's fucking
truck or whatever. You know. I don't hate it, dud um.
Yeah, look, I think I think okay, hold on, pin turnaround.
Maybe I think we should maybe bring him just for the ship ride,
because I'm say, any longer it's a ship ride may pick his brain a
little bit. I don't know. We could leave him into Canadian oils,
we get this would just brain for what a mission statement? No, we
are not doing this, yo, Are you looking for a mission statement?
I don't stop the world, stop it with opium um That power point presentation
yeah, damn right, that's true. Really, no, David, come
on, I say yes, I think he does. Who wants Pen to
come for the boat ride? Don't listens his hand? Seeing the rising tide
on your hand? Right, okay, I vote against it, Bill,
keep your hand up. That's fine. Okay, that's fine, fine,
fine, whatever. Okay, So Bill abstains. I've eyes and one looks
like it passes. Hey, Pen, you're gonna come with us to the
Cornelian Islands, go get some revenge on the dickhead boss of yours. Yes,
okay, dude, whoa whoa, whoa whoa pin pins our prisoner.
So yeah, he's gonna be the prisoner on the ship though. Yeah,
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you find any celestial star charts? I sold all sorts of stuff. Man,
the fancier it looked, the faster, I sold it first, and
Foremast saved all the rubbish for these games. It was a period way.
They were calling it the purple Man's thrift shop. That's no lie. The
Pindustries International. I kept saying that everyone says that trust me, not everyone.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Did you know that Davic was going
to the Cuneilan Islands? Yeah, of course obviously, yes, make an
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Feeled a little stronger since the last time were leveled up, even though it's
been a little while. Wow, Wow, hey, Bill, great job
out there, man, you really uh well. I know you didn't get
on base today, but your effort was astounding. Great job, Bill.
People keep telling me that I was, I was. I was never gonna
get to third base and I I, um, I didn't know you didn't,
But efort, how did you miss that ball? I can't get right
to you? Then, I mean, right, gee, I might as
well use you. It's the ball next, be fair about the size of
the ball. And you kicked it was the right time you climb up on
attilius? Is that legal? We look in the room. Just pour me
a drink. Okay, whatever, Well, I'm so angry right now.
My good friends over at Rallycap took the liberty of brewing us a beer named
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we'll never really understand what it's like. Hey, it's on the fifteen to
zero. Okay, y'all, let's get free. They don't have a chance
for sure. It's a perfect sports brew. Yes, yeah, quench the
first I reckon when I crank out. My dingers are can just trot around
the base path and watch it with the dingers. This is the family sport.
We don't want to fucking love American football's I can read the room just
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over there. Only she worked on her kickball skills like she's been working on
her beer. Tom's fault. He missed the ball, messed the ball.
You know the game works. Why would you kicking on the fields? Back
on the field. Let that you kind of just dropped that Shita. It
seems like he probably knows what he's talking about. Okay, just shaking her
head this entire time. Oh about time to go. I look around the
rest of the dungeon for anything that might be useful. Potions, tinctures,
things of that nature. Rats roll investigation at disadvantage, at disadvantage is going
to be a five. I figured disadvantage because you're scared of fire. These
are the leavings of fire. Um, yeah, I think you know you
sift through you find a couple of like pieces of boards and stuff. But
it looks like the place was pretty pretty well cleaned out. Yeah, all
right, picked over. M h um lucius, how's that boat looking?
It's looking, you know, like a boat for sure. So are you
ready to go? Yeah, let's go, let's do it. So he
um he ranges for horses, you know, so you guys can ride instead
of um, can we take davage carriage? Have we took back in the
day or has that already been so? Please? Yeah? You know what
to use carriage is worth in this market? Oh my god, quite a
bit the m rps never mind mrsp But she was singing of roll magical role
playing. That's what it meant. I think I even said it wrong.
Just now, Okay, you guys roll through nest having on in a pretty
big group, and there's a bunch of pirates with you, um, and
you're all on horseback. You get some looks. I think we've all taken
the time to actually look more only pirates too. Well, that's a convenient
thing to say. Hours time. We had two hours. We had two
hours. Yeah, I tied a piece of claw throughout my head. That's
it. Yeah, and you know who else did Bill? Not? Never
his eyes just yeah, but just right, Okay, we're geting married.
The transformations almost compote. Okay, yeah, sure, why not? I
think he still gets you want to be really glaring and I spit on the
ground if anybody makes hyde contact with me where that is big talk for someone
two and alf Okay, um, he shows you, uh to his ship
ship let's go. Yeah, does the ship have a name or anything.
The ship does have a name. It's the water Worm. Water Worm.
You walk up the gang plank or whatever, and he's you know, yeah,
it is a water worm. It's not my best, it's not my
nicest. I got the you know, the really nice one I got pocked
on an island, but this is this one's pretty good. It's you're gonna
like it. And I'm gonna put you in the nicest accommodations that your money
can buy. So not the icist, but like what you paid for essentially.
Yeah, and he shows you to some rooms that are getting a real
heroes welcome here. Okay, yeah, like hammocks, yeah, hammocks.
He's like, look, there are no rats in here right now. It's
crazy. Yeah, this ratless room as of you know right now, it's
great guarantees on the future, obviously perfect. I wouldn't eat in here because
they will take it from you. The rats, the rats in your hands.
Oh, they'll be here. Do you worry? Do you have a
cat on board like a tabacxi? Yeah, I got a friend. You're
gonna go get him. It's like just helps with the rat problem. I
didn't know if you had one. Oh sure, yeah, okay, anything
I can get you before we leave. We're gonna be you know, we're
gonna be moving kind of right now. You have any coffee cough man,
you use a high faluting Yeah, I can get you some coffee, all
right, Yeah, I gott get you a little bit coffee, all right?
Perfect? He leaves. Um, Like an hour later, somebody comes
by with coffee. Oh well, I'm not staying out of there for now.
We are backing, Go up deck? Are we already like cast off?
Whatever we hip things are called. I want to go. I'm throwing
my bag on the hammock and going upstairs on the top deck, and I'm
heading to the balance den um. I think, yeah, the back what
I think I should roll a constitution? Okay, I think you all should.
Who's been on a boat, reporter, I'm like, from sure a
different island. Yeahs, family owns a yacht. I feel like you're gonna
tell us if you've you've probably been on a large boat before. Yes,
and Timbo probably asked, Tom probably hasn't. I used to perform on a
club med vessel for a few years back in my early If you will,
yeah, yes, okay, so it's just you then my family and yacht.
I'm just kidding if I got your family owns a yacht. But maybe
you get sick every time you go out? Biological constitution? Are we all
doing it? I mean, if you want, I just gave you an
out. I think you know. I think you're good. You maybe when
it first, when you first pull out and you get out of the little
bay and the waves actually start hitting, you start to feel a little like
woozy, But then you you kind of get past it. I saw your
rolling. It's constitutions rolled the two two before miss because he's so to be
clear. When we got on the boat, I threw my bag in the
hammock, and then I went up to the bow and I was doing like
a Titanic he's doing this and then just starts chucking. Yeah, I guess
I just started throwing up a ton. Tom's not having a good time.
Luckily Bill's right there with another thing of water, so hanstring. All right,
um, and we are on the Yeah, Lucius, take us something.
Yeah you got any of that? You got in on the on the
hump, pretty fucked up right now. I need to settle my stomach.
What kind you want? Boss? Um? Yeah, I don't really know.
I never ordered opium, just absolutely regular. Absolutely we're not doing that.
Oh, your mom said that you can't, ye, your mom.
Your mom said none of the Oh, so find me later. I guess
none of the green Dragon for you. Yeah, okay, we won't do
that, all right, Yeah, yeah, I got you. We're not
gonna do it. I'm gonna find him later. I got you. Lay
down below decks. I'm feeling awful. Oh my god, you rest up
there, Jesus. Okay, to be clear, I'm going to do open
him in the room. I already did it. I'm in bed. I
guess who's not getting seasick. Can't get seasick if you're unconscious. Ye,
all right, Um. A couple of days are gonna pass without incident.
Really. Um. With that said, what do you want to do with
your downtime? Each of you? M hmm, play dice with the fellas
and tron Okay, gone, I want to meditate. Sounds boring to me,
but I like it. I want to explore the ship, see if
he's got some pirated stuff on there that I might find interesting. I find
interesting? Do you really just mean find interesting? You're trying to pill for
these things? M m well, I might try to pill for it if
I find it interesting. Okay. Oh. Also, I'm going to keep
the boys entertained at night. Obviously. Obviously you gotta get any girls,
we gotta keep the crew. I say it's a non genner specific boys.
Yea, the crew. Um. But yeah, yeah, that's like the
whole point of having a bard on your boat. Sure entertainment, that is
nice. Um I am. I'm training with the crew members, training,
Yeah, just like finding them. Oh okay, sporring yeah okay, Um,
you know, first of all, five clubs, No one talks about
five clubs? Yeah? Um? Okay, So tom at uh, what's
that twenty five gold to your sheet? Hey? Playing every night you accumulate
some some tip money, tip money. We'll knock that down to uh five
gold because I keep spending it on opium. Is accurate to your character.
I'm gonna give you an inspiration, dice in a minute. Every day he
gets high, he performs, he crashes up and do it again. I
was on the cliffs just being a musicians what we call it. I call
that. The year's nineteen ninety four one. Maybe I was exactly six years
old. Um okay, attilious, Uh, you spent you know, you
haven't spent a ton of time on the water. So he spent a few
days just kind of sitting on the top deck, meditating, listening of the
waves. And I think you come away feeling a little a little less haunted,
if that makes sense. Um, not as dark, not as foreboding,
a little more positive about your outlook. Um yeah, timbo um.
I think a couple of times come across things that that are interesting to you.
The probably the main thing, and maybe the thing that it would entice
you the most is, um, you find a bag of holding, a
bag that you can stick any amount of things into, will never be full.
Any bag, nice fucking classic D and D thing. So I would
like to pill for that, Yeah, roll for stealth, stealth or actually
we can do um an appeal for it. Yeah, it's a lot of
hands. Sorry, you're gonna be equally minus one and so six. You
do have an inspiration, now, I do have an inspiration that got made
slightly better. Eight eight, I'll come get him, okay with an eight.
I think what's gonna happen is no one is around when you go to
grab it. You don't even have to be particularly stealthy. You like,
you just grab it and stuffing under your shirt and leaves and then um,
you show your buddies and and they find an interesting and then one day you
start sticking stuff in it, and a couple of days later you forget that
you're wearing it on your back and walk up stop deck and Lucius kind of
grabs you and say, hey, come on, I think he got my
bag on accident as something maybe on purpose, but probably on accident, right,
and and kind of gives you a bit of a talking to about it.
Um, and he's very like friendly, but but it kind of ends
with him saying like, yeah, you know people who still stuf in my
boat that they lose their hands and stuff. So I wouldn't want you to,
you know, accidentally lose hands and stuff. So let's go ahead and
get it back, put it back where it came from. Like where it
came from. I don't even remember that. I must have been drunk.
Classics, you know, classic the rum of the spot. It's really good.
You could just give it to me and I'll put it back where it
goes. Classic misunderstanding. How how's you one? How much you went for
the bag? How is you went for the bag? What's he saying is
how much you want for asking if there's a price for the basic price on
the bag? Oh well it's already I already you know done, sold it
to somebody. Uh how much? Donza? So they bought it for a
hundred, so you could buy it for like one fifty. I am not
buying it for you. About a bag of holding, what's that? You
can fit any amount of opium in there? Yes? Well I see the
bag and they don't know the opium in it. They'll see an empty bag.
Really no, really, you have to know what's in the bag hole.
Yeah, So the just so you guys know, it's like backpack and
if someone else opens it, turns it upside down whatever else. Actually,
I think if they turn it upside down, everything comes out. If they
open it, um, they won't see anything in it. And you have
to know what's in it. Put your hand in there, say the item,
and then you can pull it out. The exception is like if it
breaks and I'll have to look this up in a minute. But if it
breaks, right, maybe if you turn it upside down, I can't remember
which everything spills out and the bag is broken or something like that. M
off to look it up. Well, they just go put it away.
Yeah, stop winking at me. Awful the opium stuff. He's had a
small stroke, throwing up. I just take all my stuff out of it
and hand it back to him. All right, he takes it soon.
We're gonna steal that back back later. Right. Yeah, that's a good
fucking fault. Good my friend. Day, We're good, all right?
Forgot I had it on my belt after a few days around. Let's call
it sunrise, you hear. Yeah, I don't get better at like everybody
else, somehow get worse as sparing No uh yeah, so kestrel Um,
I would say, somewhat aggressively keeps challenging people to sparring matches. She just
really wants to keep up on top of her of her training. And initially,
uh, everyone wants to do it, and about three guys in,
three people in people start backing off and going, yeah, no, I'm
okay because she keeps kicking people's asses. Um, And is there like one
worthy partner? Are you feeling like any like romantic connection on this boat right
now with someone that you've been spred with? Yeah, Pim, maybe No,
Penn doesn't try fighting? What is Pint doing while we're doing all this
where I feel like Penn's gotta be so sick right he's working. I mean,
obviously Penn never becomes sick right in his mind. I'd like to say
I liberated all of my previously taking crafts and items. I got my armor
back. I'm going I'm going through a cleanse. No, I don't.
I don't think so. No worthy partner. They're pirates, not fighters.
You know, they might have to fight, but the truth is they're they're
better at pirate. And I'm saying a little steamy pirate romance on the boat
for a few days sounds like a good time. I hear you. The
buccaneer in the babe, I'm picking up with your bow. Maybe next time
I wasn't doing so much fucking hope and maybe I could. He got lost
in the it is Oh my god. Yeah, that's the name of the
episode right there. Just way too focused on my um. You do feel
like you get better, particularly with a cutlass the classic sort of a of
a pirate um. They kind of train you initially on how to use it,
and I would tell you by the end of this three or four day
period, you're you're kind of showing them what's what with the colors and you
can add a culast your inventory. Yeah, wow, sweet? Kind of
figured did she get like plus one to colors rules? I figure that out
efforts, I forgot what the actual mechanical advantages and I could have gotten together,
but he kept sneaking open him to Tom and I got pissed on.
He's gonna looking dude, and there had half Oh man, locis messed up
right there could have been your pal, thanks, so dog? What was
important to him? And she's the fucking money? Yes, I am pirates
and yeah, naturally that's it's that's half the business, you know what I
mean? What about what about Bill? I think Bill is sick the whole.
Can they swim fast enough? Can he ever just hop now I guess
against swim fast. I think I get swiming fast enough to keep up with
with ship size, um, and they could get in Like he's been in
water a bunch, but it's always fresh water and like not super wavy.
Um. I think once he's out here on like a big wide open ocean,
it's not exactly God, um, it wasn't made for salt's fresh you
know. So if we'd ever do like a coastal bar, Saltan's saltan'spres average
pretty good. That's one of your that's one of your franchises, right,
But first, now we really will have to make a hole. Sure are
you sure? It shouldn't be like the cracking or something bag of holding LLC
cracking and crack out of it. I like that. Who I'll buy the
place. But yeah, so we'll start calling it the crack. You can
talk with Pin about it and come together with Pin Industries and like maybe that
could be a thing. Let's not look, you know we're right now,
we'll see but yes industries, Yes industries. Pen is selling Bill in the
background on joining pit pin In, one of the guys who joins every pyramid
scheme he's ever been pitched, so then knows it Garet when he sees one.
All right, um, on the morning of the what should be the
final day of the journey. Um, you guys, I think, all
awaken to a lot of noise on the upper deck and uh kind of panicky.
There's like a bell ringing, um, which you guys haven't heard on
previous mornings. What do you want to do? Oh? What is all
that commotion? Uh? What's going on? What's that bell ringing? Yeah,
Castro will go check it out. You go check it out. You
hear footsteps pounding and the door slings open. Hey, uh okay, so
it has a creature out. It's gonna sink the whole boat. So could
you you know, use guys are pretty strong, could you use hand up?
Well? All the gold back of hold. I'm not leaving my room.
Come on, do you guys need him? Is he like a necessary
I just put my legs back. He pulls your legs all right? The
bags yours night shift as symbol? All right, all right, you guys
go fight pound up the steps of this uh ship. And when you get
up to the deck. What you see are tentacles rising on either side.
I mean it was like you read my mom tentacles rising on either side.
Next time on night shift, you guys romp on the deck, tentacles sort
of uh, towering over the ship. I mean, this thing is appears
to be very very large UM one tentacle already wrapped around the stern the back
of the ship and pulling downward. So as you're standing there, the deck
starts to tilt. Two