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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
one The Freak. Thirty minutes, we'll

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discuss The Iron Call, the movie
we saw last night as a world careered

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at the Texas Theater. We were
there by Zach Efron, Jeremy Allen White,

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Lily James, Mark Tierney, many, many, many many more.

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Where's the Dad Holt? Holt mcclanahey, some of that Holt mcclennan. What

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is it he was in mind Hunter? Yes? Is that the first time

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we saw him? That's the first
time I saw him? Did you watch

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that? Yeah? I was fresh
season that was great. I like that.

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Yeah. Season two is really good
too. You get to meet Manson.

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Did you give up on Fargo?
Did you keep crushing thro? I

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crushed the first season and really good. I'm wasn't blown away. I liked

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Season Two's the best one. Is
that right? Okay? Because I'm having

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trouble? Oh no, Fressen play
JJ oh oh fired uh at least two?

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Okay? Oh well, I got
nothing doing right now. There's a

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new show coming out on Sunday on
Showtime and it's called hold On Here.

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I put a link in there in
case we talked about this. Maybe we

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shouldn't talk about it now. I
would love for you to talk about it

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right now now. It's it's a
new show called on Showtime, starring Emma

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Stone and Nathan Fielder. It's called
The Curse and it has been described as

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basically one of the most cringey TV
shows of all time, and in a

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good way though, because you know
Nathan Fielder right, did you watch the

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rehearsal Mike most of it? Yes? Did you watch the rehearsals any?

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I watched one episode? Is it
too much for you? Couldn't handle it?

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Oh? I love that, I
get it, but I don't get

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it. This is the year's squirmiest
new show. To Emma Stone two,

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playing kind of an uncomfortable role,
she'll go all out. Yeah, this

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is gonna be good. And the
guy who directed it to go did Uncut

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Gems Safty. I loved Uncut Jons. This will be on Showtime. I

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believe it's on Sunday Night. So
basically the plot is they are basically like

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a Chip and Jojo type their HGTV
reality show US, but going through marriage

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issues and stuff. And I think, obviously you're gonna have that weird Nathan

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Fielder almost fake reality element to it. Oh, it's gonna be funny,

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dude, I like or excuse.
Comedy needs to come back. We need

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more comedy in our in our culture. We live in a world where the

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Emmy nominations. Me and Danny talked
about this right after we talked about wash

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going to the Angels last night,
as we sat back there, back there,

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that's where I wanted to be.
That's always sit back row on the

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isle. Anyway, So I was
happy you were on row s. We

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were on row you. I was
ro cue. Okay, so you said

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you were two rows in front of
us. Yes, he's lying. No,

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I have a liar, by the
way, I'm not a known liar.

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I have the tickets. There's another
one that c It is weird.

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You guys were row you and I
was ro cue. It does sound better

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presented in alphabet form. Our seats
were much better. This point is we

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live in a world where Emmy nominated
television shows for Best Comedy are The Bear,

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Barry, Ted Lasso, three shows
that aren't funny. Okay, now

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they were in the beginning. Maybe
they tried to eat Barry was Ted Lasso

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is not that funny? I like
Ted hilarious, good show, but it's

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not funny. It's a drama more
than it's a comedy. It's emotional.

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I do cry just about every episode, but I'm as hilarious Jimmy. You

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and I have hearts that are open, not hearts that are sealed close and

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spackled shut. I like to now
the Bears argument like you can. I

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think the situation because there's a lot
of mental health situations, and the Bears

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like, man, it is really
a comedy, but there are some funny

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elements to it. I guess when
it's with the staff. So I think

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there was one of those shows where
they wanted so bad to put it in

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the you know, war season,
that they just do it in the comedy

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because drama section it's so field,
there are no comedies. You also have

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to keep in mind that the running
time of these episodes probably plays a part

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in that, because you obviously think
of comedies as thirty thirty five minutes,

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and those shows, you know,
that's their running time. Yeah, but

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Barry and the Bear, I've had
episodes that are forty five minutes. Yeah,

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but typically but yeah, they're not
our long dramas. My point is

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there's no comedy. That's the point
comedy has gone away. We need comedy

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back in this world, and that's
why I stand to serve the Metroplex every

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single morning at six am with a
proud member of the comedy first Responders.

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Let's do something that Parker University is
uh doing for us. They're sponsoring the

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scuttle but Parker University, which one
of the van Erks played a gig at.

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Let's do the news. It's gonna
be okay. Dude, he's extra

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sleepy today. I'm not. You
said you were really really sleepy. It's

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a Thursday. I know what day
it is. keV Oh, I got

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four hours and fifty three minutes.
That's good for me. Damn, that's

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a little above average for man.
I need the bar of your watch tonight

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and see what I'm logging. Get
your own and track it. I don't

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know where to borrow mine. I
have one that I don't use. You

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can have it. Is that it
is like an iPhone wall yeah, Apple

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watch. Y'all should track your sleep
for a week just to see. I

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want to do it. I hate, I hate. Christina had one,

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and then I got an upgraded one. So the previous one, which is

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fine, just is just sitting there. Let me check that thing out for

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a week. I want to track
my sleep. It's a fun test,

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okay, and then we'll track each
other's Uber scores. Mine's perfect, get

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it. Mine would be fine.
But every now and again I take an

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Uber ride with our friend Troy.
Oh no the cab, Yeah, and

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he screams and grabs the steering wheel
and screams, we're going to Shreveport at

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two in the morning. Yeah,
later than two in the morning. And

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they tend to ding me with a
sub five rating. Well, thanks Troy,

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Thanks Troy for that cocaine that long
time. It's just a wild man.

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He is wild in the best ways. He's a great man. It's

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a bold claim from liar. I
don't appreciate that as being an official nickname

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at all. That is not nice. Mike's Roy, no liar? What

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is known? Dallas observe radio host
of the Year and no liar Mike title

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stripped? No guys, what the
Dallas Veterans Day Parade was canceled today second

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straight year? Why s weather,
Kobe? Yeah, we got rain,

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not COVID veterans can handle some rain. They were in best known man we

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can. I was going out there
to Grand Marshal that thing. No,

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you weren't. You wanted to be
the Grand Marshal of the Veterans Day Parade.

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Okay, do you want to minimize
I'm saying we would have ran a

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promo for it. Yeah, for
sure, you would have been talking about

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it. And you know what you
just did. You lied? You just

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slide moments, okay, itself,
no favorite, right after you went off

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on the known liars, Yeah,
Grand Marshal, Okay, after your spint

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in the Air Force, they're gonna
get you. My four year stint getting

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drunk in Tucson trying to hook up
the chicks because your life was going where

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because I flugged out of two community
colleges, one of which was Manatee Community

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College. By the way, Oh
my god, transparency, it's not a

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lie. Sometimes you tell jokes that
are faults. I know. Of course,

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I would never lie to you guys. Of course one time. I

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would never lie to you guys.
The most popular quote of every known liar.

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All right, read your story.
Dude. Stop looking. It's like

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we're wasting your time. This is
where we've got rain coming really today tonight,

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Today's Thursday, right, it's gonna
hit now. I mean it's kind

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of now now now still like three
in the morning. More yeah, and

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the temperature is going to drop.
I think we're looking at like a high

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of sixty one today. There you
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think there's chances of rain all afternoon
as well. It's sixty six right now

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this afternoon, it'll be fifty six
by like four or five, so on

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average, the first freeze of the
season in DFW happens on November twenty second.

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Okay, that is two weeks from
yesterday, so on average. So

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if you need to get your life
situated for when that happens, actually your

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pipestone burst and all that stuff,
you know, like I have because I

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don't have an oven or a dishwasher, and my laundry is in my garage,

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but it can get cold out there. My last year, my washing

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machine froze. I need to go
make sure my space heater still works.

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Is that over said to put a
space heater like and put it on my

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washing machine so it wouldn't freeze.
That doesn't sound like a fire hazard.

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Does. It doesn't sound problematic.
It's not a question. I'm telling you,

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Dan and I are coming to your
house today after the show. We

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need to take a look around.
We need to do some inspection. Yeah

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thing, No, I need to
see what you're actually working with. You'll

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never get my address. It doesn't
sound good. One thing we know is

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he doesn't need a space heater to
defrost his dishwasher. That doesn't exist.

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Doesn't exist. No, But you
know what, is there a broken sitting

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in the hole doing the dishes by
hand? It is a good thing for

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your mental health. It helps the
strength of your iron claw. Yeah,

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forearm strength is really yeah. Okay, let me ask you a question doing

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a task like that. I have
a dishwasher question. Do you have a

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space a dishwasher should go and it's
just a hole? Or is there like

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a broken ass dishwasher in there?
Yeah, broken ass dishwasher. It's old

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nasties. Get you a dishwasher,
Kevio. It's not just loose clear plastic

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taped up over the hole. Do
not cross like your wing passenger window got

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bused today. I have to drive
not that. So you do have a

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broken dishwasher in the spot? Comes
of previous owners, and you know it's

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broken who their mail still comes to
my house? Yeah? I still get

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that. And I've been at my
place for like seven years. What do

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you do throwing the trash hold?
The mailman one time he was walking by,

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is like, hey, they don't
live here anymore, and he goes,

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I don't care. I don't you
know what. That's how I would

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respond to you. I don't care. I'm walking while delivering mail. It's

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one hundred and seven degrees outside.
Can we go fund me a damn dishwasher

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for Kevy? No, they're like
a eight books man. Having a dishwasher

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is like listening to an audio book
or listening to a podcast on times to

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speed. You know what I like
to read the book. I like to

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manually turn the page. And that's
what I don't like. Yeah, I'm

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reading the book about emo music right
now. It's a fun facts in there.

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You he wrote one album that was
about not like everyone thinks the emo

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movement was about these kids who got
bullied by jocks. So I wrote an

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album to show you who I was
really bullied by. I was bullied by

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artsy kids who would rub it in
your face if you weren't as cool as

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them. Those were the real bullies
while the era of music in the early

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two thousands. I'm glad you brought
that to the air. More than that,

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I just want to I want to
get you washer. Let's read a

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whole book about it. I think
it was a good fun fact that a

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lot of people will take in the
last ninety seconds here. Other than that,

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we want ninety years. Our sweet
friend, our sweet friend Kevio.

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He needs a dishwasher. No,
I don't, I'll kick in. What

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do you think I'm kicking a couple
of hundred no favors? Come on,

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yeah, two? Can we get
a dishwasher for four inner bucks? Yeah,

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it'll be like the base level dishwasher. I mean what it's you know,

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zip your lip and your washing machines
in your garage and you have to

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bring a space here out. Oh
god, we're still on it. So

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freeze. Did just see the plume? No? Are you changing stories or

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not? Yes? Okay, real
quick? Do you think that's bizarre at

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all? That the average freeze in
this town if you average up all the

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years, there's November twenty second,
our darkest day. Yeah, and it's

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a sixty year anniversary this year.
That's sort of interesting, ironically. I

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think the temperature that day is sixty
six degrees, which is sixty three days.

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Do you have a fire pit in
your bedroom to keep you in roxy

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warm in the winter months, going
to punch or a twisted up rubber band

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for your ceiling fan to operate in
the summertime. No, my part of

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the house doesn't have hers. She's
got all the accessories and utilities. Yeah.

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So there was a huge Joshul google
this real quick. Shepherd, Texas.

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It's about sixty miles northeast of Houston, and there was a huge explosion

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at this chemical plant. And it
is the most end of the world stuff

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I've seen in a long time.
It was worse to me than the the

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wake Waco in a few years back. Yeah, they told people this wet

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was that west in West Texas?
Yeah. Yeah, they told people to

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stay in their homes and turn off
their air conditioners. Yeah, and washing

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machine and you're non functioning dishwashers.
The owner of the power plant said the

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explo was caused by an accident involving
a forklift. Always the forklift you ever

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see the gift of like the forklift
guy screwing up and going like a couple

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of feet to the left, and
he hits one little part of this scaffolding

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deal and the next thing you know, the entire warehouse is just a pile

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on this guy sprinting away. It's
a fragile ecosystem, these warehouses. No

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people who do those jobs, they
get enough credit. You cannot. I

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mean, I guess it's the same
thing. You can say the same thing

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about a pilots. There are people
who minimize what pilots do. But it

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is a job where you have to
be one. There are not a lot

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of jobs where you have to be
one that is one of them. I

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dude, we can come in and
have a bad day two three times a

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week, be just five times pilot
week one. That one in completion gets

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you every time. And isn't it
human bess, You can't mess up from.

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But it's human nature. No matter
what profession you're in, no matter

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how much leverage is on your job, you're going to cut corners. You're

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gonna be lazy, You're gonna not
get enough sleep. The night before,

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your mind's gonna wander. You're gonna
be looking at your phone texting some old

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gal and big old yeah. And
it could be a pilot of a plane,

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it could be forklift man, it
could be radio people. It applies

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to everybody because you know what we
are, Kevin. We're human beings and

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we're all the same. Someone said
that if you get a dishwasher, I'll

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install it for free. Everyone needs
to leave me alone. That's kindness you

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don't want to find people. I
can't believe that he is being so dismissive

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to our faithful friends that are friends
of radios too. We did a survey.

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There's five thousand Americans who took part
in this thing, and it was

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talking about TV streaming and how that
relates to romance. Okay, thirty seven

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percent of Americans say that they primarily
they're watching something it's with a partner thirty

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seven percent. There's the part that
got me. As we enter Cuffing season

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six and ten, nearly six out
of ten, it's about fifty seven percent

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of people say that an acceptable first
date is just watching TV. Really,

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how about that? You know what? After thinking about that, I totally

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agree. You can get to know
a person a lot better by knowing if

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they shut up or not during the
plot or something. So waiting for the

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plot. You're watching a TV show, You're trying to get to know a

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person. But there's a big part
of this episode, and if they start

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yacking, you're gonna know. I
don't We're not compatible. You need to

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do what I do, which is
the dramatic pressing of pause and then just

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and then turn to them. No, no, no, no, even

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better pause and then just turn your
entire body and give them your full attention

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and just kind of look at them
like uh huh, and maybe speed blank

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at them, maybe push your lips
a little bit. You had something important,

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really, you had something so important. He was about to kill this

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very so, I mean whatever,
you realize this is being revealed, Like

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as we're you do realize that Tom
Hanks is about to storm the beach of

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Normandy right now, right, we're
like in the first ten minutes of this

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thing, right. But no,
what you have to say so important?

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So let me pause face you.
Now, why are all these men going

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to the beach date over? No? I disagree. That's not a good

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first thing. Well think about this, but everyone's all so caught up with

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going out and spend money a couple
of coffee. You can't first talk during

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show you put on a TV show. You don't know this person at your

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first date. They're sitting on your
couch or your lounge chair and you turn

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on TV. How are you actually
getting to have a conversation with this person?

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But if you're already filter the type
of person they are so that they

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don't ruin saving private ryan for you
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the most important scene, you know, by filtering them out over coffee,

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you're making them take a World War
two trivia quiz at a piece of paper

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that you have in your popcame and
so do that. But should we give

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our ladies a World War two quiz? I don't think we should. If

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we the thing is, if you're
way to get cussed out, I don't

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think we should. If you're already
at the house, there's a better chance

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of on the first date. Yeah, if you're already at the house,

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because the hold up, we're gonna
go out and luck you bring them back

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home. You no, you are
not because of the implication you're not gonna

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do that. It's already at it
you're place or her place, just casually

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watching TV. Yeah, things can
only go to one place if it's going,

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well, we're ten feet from the
bed, funky town. You're talking

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sex when you make those noises and
say that, Yeah, I don't know.

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I think that's a bad idea because
here's one thing is there's four different

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places that I can orgasm from.
So let's say that the girl. You

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invite the girl over and maybe there's
wine and she wants to have a cocktail,

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but she gets too drunk and you
end up not liking her, and

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then she's like, I'm too hammered
to drive, right, Like, oh

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great, well, here's a pillow
and a blankie. Yeah, you don't

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there. You don't want to be
trapped in your home. No, if

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it doesn't work out. No,
that's the great thing about being mobile is

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you can leave at any time.
If you know what, I've got to

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run at the restaurant. No,
I'm going to my car with a bar.

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Is the only proper place for a
first day? Right? Yeah?

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Or what if you don't drink coffees
and ice? The movie's always on first

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place, first date choice. You
can't talk the talk. That's old school.

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That's old school, Like, yeah, okay, that's enough. Well,

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a lot of forklift operators are saying
we got things very wrong. Well,

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look a lot, but there are
a lot of people anti dishwasher.

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Yeah, because a lot of people. Someone just said that the round mound

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of profound needs an oven before a
dishwasher. That's you. You don't I

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take. I take a lot of
objection to round and mound. That's the

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profound part. Pretty good. That's
the best thing you've ever had happen to

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you. You're the round mound of
profound. The mavericke Scar used me last

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night. You don't have an oven. This is our I want to go

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to break. This is our tweeter
of the day. I'm writing that down.

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I have some names written now.
I'm trying to keep okay. He's

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got a whole whizz that he's gonna
get to the round man day profound.

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Coming up next, we'll review the
Ironclall we saw at the world premiere of

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the Big Movie, one of the
biggest movies in the nation. We all

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saw it last night, a month
before it even comes out. We won't

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spoil it for you, but we'll
discuss some takeaways that we had next.

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On ninety seven, one Freak