Andy. You know what day? This is certain as it's Tuesday, that's
right, and Tuesday means we've got to go to work for Rinso. Yes,
Sir Wrinso, that something gets pose. Rins So White and rin So
Bright brings you the Amos and Andy Show with I'm Gabby Gibson. Yes,
I'm Gaviy Gibson. This is Shorty Charley the Barber, Adam McDaniel has Sady
Sampson, blud Pluskin and his orchestra and those famous sat rhythm b aw.
The makers of Rinso invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy the story
of Amos Andnanda. It's a well known fact that husbands take their wives for
granted and are accustomed to seeing them in a daily routine of housework. Tonight,
however, the Kingfish came home and found no wife, no supper.
He's been pacing the floor, imagining everything, and his thoughts have now turned
from anger to suspicion. Seven o'clock at night. She ain't never been out
disolated. I wonder if she's getting tired of me and would be out with
another. Oh, as you come, I'll give her the third degree.
Oh oh, josh a little bit late. Yes, I would say,
so, it's seven o'clock, playgirl. You ain't never been out that late
since we've been married. I've been shopping shopping. Huh. I notice your
lip bruise is a little faint tonight, kind of smeared up there. Why,
joyge what you mean if you've been close to another man? Come here
a minute, let me smell them sweet Oh, you smell my perfume?
Smells like shaving lotion to me, now, George, just because I wasn't
home one night in the kitchen cooking. When you come home, you get
suspicions me suspicious. What's his name? George? Dolland you know not wid
Now, let me tell you something. I'll find out who rubbed that shaving
lotion on you if I gotta go around and smell every man in town.
George is just a new perfume I got. Now, listen to dolland remember
our agreement. We must always trust each other no matter what happens. Remember,
marriage is built on faith and trust. Muh, I give you my
word of honor. I was out shopping at a second hand clothing store.
Well, I don't see why you had to go there. You got enough
second hand clothes. George, you gotta buy me some clothes like other husbands
do, like who VENs. I look at miss van Poter. She's got
a genuine fox fur, genuine fur. I have throw it shoes a better
fur than that on the back fence. She ain't got nothing. Other man's
wife ain't got to beg like I do. They got charge account. What
do you mean by that? Well, when Miss van Poter wants to buy
something, she just goes in the store and says charges to Ms Van Poter,
I like to do the same thing. Well, it's alright with me.
It was alright with Ms Van Poter, y'all. You simply got to
get me some clothes. Uh see where is at the door there? Will
you? Hello Sapphire, Hello, Sadie, come on in now, Look
George, I wants what I deserve. Well, you ain't gonna get it.
Oh, yes, sim no you in huh you too? Sound like
brands of Mumbletoe were having another argument. Alright enough, and Sadie you stay
out her us. We don't need no help. Oh I'm gonna do is
to listen to both sides and see which one is right, and then pitch
in and help sciphire. It's the same old thing, Sadie. I wanna
get a little more out of life. Then I'm getting some clothes, shoes,
a new hat, some of the little things that makes life worthwhile.
Nah, you're getting smile sop Fhi. You know life is just like the
tunnel of love. While you're going through, you gotta grab what you can
get. Well, you just let me in south fire fight our own fights.
We enjoy it that way. You listen to me, George Stevens.
If you don't give me some money, I'm gonna do something that gonna make
you sorry. Well, go ahead and do it, alright, I will
do it. I'll do it tonight and you'll be sorry. Well see if
I are sorry, I just leave it goodbye. What you gonna do,
sa fi, I'm gonna get a job to go to work. I don't
blame it serving life. By the way, did you get the money from
the charity bazaar at the meeting this afternoon? Got a ride here in a
pocket book? Three hundred dollars? You is a trade you're so, here's
the three hundred. Well, I'll put it in the bank tomorrow afternoon.
In the meantime, I'll hide it somewhere around here. Why ain't gonna put
it? Well, let me see. I I'll put it between the sheets
and the linen closet. You said something about getting a job. Where are
you gonna get a job tonight? Over at the newspaper office. See,
I know one of the edisors over there, and he works at night.
I'm going over and see him right now. I don't blame you. Say
what started all this trouble anyway, sampa Or He practically said that some man
spirited off my lip root isn't normal? Nice? Aware of getting it all?
You is really down in the dump this morning at King says, Oh
that's my wife again. She got some silly notion in the head. But
wanting in the sessters of life. You talking about shoes and stockings and hankchifs
and all that stuff. Wants to show off. Yeah, I wish I
could invent somewhere to make some quick money, you know what that or invent
something that would pay off. Yeah, that inventor is a good game.
Or right, there's the old saying in the invention line. You invent something
worthwhile and the mice will be the better pairth to your door. Well,
what could we invent? Well, what is the shortage of the need of
houses? Now there's one. Well, now wait a minute, there's the
prefabulated houses. Them are the ones that you buy, you know, and
put together on. A friend of mine was one of them. Didn't work
out. What happened, Well, he ordered a prefabulated house. They'd drive
up and dump six loads of brick on his lot and say, there there
is put it together. Well, inventions pay your money, though. Look
at that man that invent a fountain pen at the deep sea divers use you
know, yes, say you know that pen? Advertisement? Give me a
idea, And I've done been toying with a fountain pen that's got enough ink
in it to write for ten years without refilling. Say that don't sound bad?
Ten years? I ain't made it. Draw on or the thing according
to my figure, and the pen would stand about four feet high after right
with both hands. Yeah, well I don't know, and yeah, I
don't like to say no right off the bat. But the thing don't seem
too hander. How can a man carry a penn's four feet long in the
golf bag? I never thought of that. Yeah, we think of something
else. Uh, yeah, come here. Name of well, hi fellas.
Uh, well, we had a little excitement around our way. Last
name. What's that? Well, when I was going home around nine o'clock,
I see some police up the street in front of a new store that
just opened, a woman's dust shop. Yeah, they order close them things
down. No, no, there was a robbery there. Some women went
in the cash register and took around three hundred dollars and beat it. Man.
They didn't get her. Huh, no they didn't. I wonder why
women do a thing like that. Well, women needs money to buy clothes
with. I guess they all want clothes. Three hundred dollars, Uh,
yeah, a lot of money. Well, boys, I gotta go.
I got a call with the cabs, so well, uh drop me and
and off at my house. Well the amos. Uh we're looking the ice
box here and get a bite of lunch. Well, ain't nothing in the
Kingfisher in the icebox there, Kingfish, Oh, unless you want to try
a little mustard on one of them ice cubes. Now look here, even
that light don't work when you open the door. And on top of that,
there ain't even no ice cubes in there. Your wife done defrosted this
icebox. Oh, that was done from the main office of the utility.
Come there on the tenth of the month. Well, that is the longest
defrost in history. Wait a minute, I tell you what. I look
in the linen closet. My wife usually keep some change in there between the
sheets. I get a little change and we go ahead and get a hamburger.
Yeah, yeah, look between them sheets. Yeah, she usually keep
it right about. Oh oh, if this ain't Confederate money, we done
struck oil. We'll bring it out here in the light. Let me see
it. Hey, wait a minute, is we in my house? Holy
mackerel? How much? Look at here? One hundred there's two hundred,
three hundred dollars? Yeah, where'd that money come from? King Fish?
Well? Uh uh three? Uh? Wait a minute, yeah, wait
a minute. What your eyes popping out? About it? And my wife,
but she's done it. She told me last night that she was gonna
do something and I'd be sorry for She left the house around seven thirty and
she didn't get back till ten. Well, what about it? That store
was robbed at nine o'clock, and Amos said it was robbed of around three
hundred dollars Oh yeah, kingfish, What is you gonna do? Oh mee,
what'd I do? I'm gonna take this money so she can't spend it
any Do you realize what this means? But sphire, my own wife is
guilty of petty lottery. Oh yeah, kingfish, your wife has got you
in trouble. Why did I ever marry that woman? High order? Took
the advice of my folks to give me years ago, you know, And
Mama then told me when I was in knee pane. My mama then told
me, said she friend a woman sweet tall and give you the big guy.
But when the sweet talking is due, a woman's a two faces.
You're so right? Or worry something? Who leave you to sing? The
blue the blues in the night. Right now the rains are calling, the
train of calling. Who my mama done told me he that lonesome whistle blow
and crossed the tresslie. Yes, my mama then told me who is who?
Who? Clicking? They like an echoing back the blue the blues in
the nurse evening brees and start the trees to thine and the the lightest line.
When you get the blues in the night, take my word, the
marking Brdle singing side is kind of song. He knows things are wrong and
he's right. You know, he's always right, from not just the more
Bell, from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blues. I've
been in some big time and earning some big tom But there is one thing
I know, A warm of the two bases or worry something. You hear
you sing the blues, the blue in the dies. I got the blues
on my left, the blues on my right, the blues and the day,
Ma, Mama, world's right. I've got those blue and the ladies.
If hard water is your wash day problem, listen to this. The
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with the Rinso one two three, one two three. Oh, I tell
you boys, I don't know what to do. My own wife a common
criminal stealing three hundred dollars. Yes, Kingfish, it's not only a deplorable
situation, but also quite a haul. Certainly was a surprise of the Kingfish.
But when you phoned me and told me, I just couldn't believe it.
Sapphire was at the house for supper just two nights ago. I knew
as you were. You know, nobody would believe it. Why when I
told my wife the news, she took a quick glance at our silverware,
Kingfishes, you noticed a strange picklefork around your house, Hannah, and my
wife wouldn't stew to that. She wants cash. By the way, Henna,
I don't want this to get out nowhere, So tell your why,
if not to breathe it to a soul, all right, eye upon her
and tell her she's only been over to doty shop for two or three minutes
too late. Now, I can't believe staff are doing a thing like this.
You know, this whole thing is gonna finish her as far as her
friends go. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Oh, I don't
know. I'm sure that we would all still like to have her get together.
However, I think the social set will insist on frisking her on her
way out. Well, I don't know what to do. Got the three
hundred dollars that you took. I took it out from between the sheets and
the linen closet. But it looked like to me as my duty as a
citizen to turn her over to the police. But she is my wife.
You know she could get two years and sing sing for this. I would
talk to a lawyer and get the legalized picture of this case. Yeah that's
a good idea. Come on, Anna, let's go over to see Gabby
Gibson. Well, here's Gaber's office. Yeah, look at that sign he
got on the door by a pointment only. Well, let's take a chance.
Hello there, Gabby. I like that boy. You see the sign
on the door house? Jan up? I mean the dandop. You got
to make an apartment. You gotta wait your turn, Yes, indeed,
you gotta wait your turn. Well, when can I get your first opening
that you ain't visit? You've got to sit down? Uh, Gavia,
I want you to help me. I got a big problem, any problem
you guys writing my line? Right up my line? It revolves the sum
of three hundred dollars in my line. Definitely in my line. But I
can't pay you no fee. That's the end of the line. Tell him,
king fish, tell her, well, tell me this, Gabby.
If you don't have that experience with women criminals, Oh yes, indeed,
yes, indeed. And I discovered when a woman turns criminal, she's got
much more consideration than a man, much more consideration. What you mean consideration?
Well, I once had the case for a woman that killed her hustling
by stabbing? Would a hatpin stadne? Would have hat pin had been?
Why didn't he use a gun? That was the consideration? She didn't want
to wake up children? No, yea, yeah, my wife has done
stole three hundred dollars. You got a nice combination. Now you was light
headed and your wife's light fingers. Oh this is serious. Gaber How would
you like it if you was married to a woman like Sciphire all your life
and then she had to be sent away for two years? Lovely? Lovely?
Yeah, but listen, Gabrie, what is the Kingfish gonna do?
Well? Somebody got paid that crime. I got an idea. If you
don't want her to go to the pan, why don't you take the rapper?
Gets somebody else, take it far. That's somebody else. Outea do
sound bad? Help me get somebody else, confess the crime. I don't
think you'll have no trouble finding somebody. A lot of people looking for a
one room apartment. Well, listen, Kingfish, you know something I think
Shorty the barbers are man. He done been victed out of his room and
he ain't got no place to say. Well that's that. Now, come
on, get out of here, boys, get out here. I'm a
business man. We left on my neck. Let me check my calenar hand.
What my next apartment is? Oh? Yeah, when is it?
Gabby? November sixteenth, I gotta go to Dannis Old. Listen, Nana.
They gotta sell Shorty on the idea of taking the wrap and going up
for two years. Yeah, I know, it. Well, let's get
on in the barber shop here and do it all right, Hello shorty.
Well, if it ain't things andy, I'm glad he But what's higher fella?
Uh shorty, old fell I understand that you can't find a place to
live. No, it's terrible going from one place to another. I can't
get nowhere else, Yes not, don't please. I can find the sleeper
in one of them hollow all night burlesque shows. You mean, well,
they got them dancing girls. Yeah. I can close my eyes until six
o'clock this morning, Uh, shorty. Uh. We are gonna do something
for her that'll make you're happy. We're gonna range for something that we know
as you needed, something that will make your life sweet and pleasant for you
again, Oh, King, Just the sweetest thing I hear since Truman's speech
last name. You know something, mister Truman show made millions of horses happy.
U Shorty. How would you like to live in a big players where
you ain't got a paint, no rent, You get all your food for
nothing? Oh man, that that's sounds wonderful, King grig I like to
live in a place like that with the rest of my life. Well,
uh, I might have arranged for it for two years. But where where's
the place? Where? Where? It's a beautiful spot shorty overlooking the Hudson.
Yeah, sort of a stone house, big, plenty of police protection.
Yeah, twenty four hour service. But what's the name of the place
where? What's name? Well, the name the Oh yeah, I think
they sometimes call it fell and ay Acres? Yeah yeah, or loss of
their manner? Oh, I like it. That's that's what I'm looking Wait
a minute, boys, that this sounds like a penitentiary. What's wrong in
living there? I could get you a nice and jail room. Mad No,
no, notings building that that's finals? Well, then I guess the
dealers off. I know how South I would treat me if things was reverse.
She just told me that marriage is built on saith and trust. And
I gonna take the rap for and I gonna say that I've done it myself.
Oh, kids, Rish you mean you're going to the penitency for your
way? Right? You know something? You was a man among men,
Yes, you was leaving up to the marriage rouse. You was what I
call what I call a first class a jump twins, or that's dancing as
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myself up. But try to stop worrying, Kingfish, and sort to put
this thing out of your mind. I can't do it, Hennah, this
never would have happened to stuff. I hadn't stole that money. Yeah,
you're right. If you needed money, why didn't you just give a bad
check like most people do. Well, I'll try to take it. This
is life, I guess, but don't make it worse than it is,
Kingfish, it ain't life. It's only two years. Yeah, but I
ain't a young man no more. Hennah, I don't know if I can
do two years. Well, do as much of it as you can.
You know, I've once read a book about prisons, Kingfish. It's called
twenty thousand years in sing sing some rap all right, twenty thousand years.
Yeah, a rap like that might break a man's spirit. Stand away for
two years of a long time. Just think I won't be out till nineteen
forty eight. Well, if you put your name on the weight list now,
you'll be just in time to get a nineteen forty six automobile. Was
off your lonely old man up there, And we'll try to find out when
we can see you there, and we'll meet you in the distant room and
bring you something to ease. You. Better make it a hunk of mush,
because you're gonna have to push it through that screen. Oh, this
is a sair trip. Boys, don't forget to write to me. And
now, yes, uh, drop us a line and let us know your
permanent number, Kingfish. They try to get a number with seven minute two
there is lucky. Well, and come on go down with me to the
police. Jeeves. While I confess the crime from a wife, I know
you'd do the same for me. Yeah, I'll do Doledgy King and Henry,
I'll say goodbye for you now, goodbye Henry. And there is one
little favorite that they want to ask you. What is it? Kingfish?
My pal? While I was going away, try to forget what Sapphire has
done, forget that side of her, and promise me that you'll invite over
to your house once in a while. Why, certainly, King Fish,
we still have the highest regard for Sapphire, and we've never questioned her integrity.
But when she does come over, ask her to bring back that pickle
fork which one of you two men want to see me? Uh, mister
Chief, I as doing. Yeah, yes, sir, I ain't no
sssary to the crime or nothing. Get to the fact. I just want
to ask you one thing, mister Chief. Do you get any time off
if you would turn stage evidence against somebody that's very close to you? Say,
like myself, I don't get what you're talking about. He wants to
be his own stool pigeon. Here, card, let's get going. What's
on your mind? Well, I know that this is going to mean the
penitential for me. I want to confess. I want to confess. I
believe I'll come back to some other comments. Wait a minute, there,
you might as well come clean right now. Go ahead, gay fish,
mister chief. I got a record as clean as a pen. I ain't
never done nothing long that I've ever been caught at my life. Well what
have you done well? The other night, Johnna, I dress up like
a woman and I went into the Thompson dress Shop and when it wasn't looking,
I grabbed three hundred dollars out the cash. That it's thing. I
run out the place. So you're the one that robbed the Thompson dress shop.
Huh I ah, I listen to you. I don't know what you're
up to, but you're in for a little surprise. Here. Take the
three hundred dollars. We've already caught the crook. Now get out of here.
Caught the crook, Yeah, you don't caught myselfhire? Well, I
don't know, but if your sapphire's a big, ugly, stupid woman about
six foot two inches tall, that's who we've caught. Well that ain't selfire
Se, ain't but five foot one. I know that all kingfish. That
is good news. Oh, come on and let me go home to my
way. So, here's your three hundred dollars. Fire, I thought you
stolen. I was just trying to protect you, George. I've been looking
high low for last money that belonged to the woman's age, Jilary, how
could you think I sold? How could you think such a thing of the
one who is marriage Well, honey, darling, remember our agreements. We
must always trust each other no matter what happened. Remember, marriage is built
on faith and trust. Honey, I knew I was wrong to help us
think such a thing about the one I was married for. George, How
can marriage people ever think that the other one would commit such a terrible crime
as robbery. Well, I'll get the door, honey, George Stephens,
Yes, officer, come along with me. Your wife reported you for stealing
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Good night, folks, see you next Tuesday. Be sure to be
with us next Tuesday evening at the same time when the makers of rin Soul
will again present the Amos and Andy Show. This is Carlton Cadell saying good
night to all of you, from all of us ladies. Without the waist
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