1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,639 Andy. You know what day? This is certain as it's Tuesday, that's 2 00:00:06,759 --> 00:00:15,480 right, and Tuesday means we've got to go to work for Rinso. Yes, 3 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:19,480 Sir Wrinso, that something gets pose. Rins So White and rin So 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,800 Bright brings you the Amos and Andy Show with I'm Gabby Gibson. Yes, 5 00:00:23,839 --> 00:00:29,839 I'm Gaviy Gibson. This is Shorty Charley the Barber, Adam McDaniel has Sady 6 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:47,200 Sampson, blud Pluskin and his orchestra and those famous sat rhythm b aw. 7 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:52,159 The makers of Rinso invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy the story 8 00:00:52,240 --> 00:01:06,280 of Amos Andnanda. It's a well known fact that husbands take their wives for 9 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:10,799 granted and are accustomed to seeing them in a daily routine of housework. Tonight, 10 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:14,480 however, the Kingfish came home and found no wife, no supper. 11 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,799 He's been pacing the floor, imagining everything, and his thoughts have now turned 12 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:25,239 from anger to suspicion. Seven o'clock at night. She ain't never been out 13 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:30,319 disolated. I wonder if she's getting tired of me and would be out with 14 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:34,719 another. Oh, as you come, I'll give her the third degree. 15 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:38,239 Oh oh, josh a little bit late. Yes, I would say, 16 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:45,840 so, it's seven o'clock, playgirl. You ain't never been out that late 17 00:01:45,879 --> 00:01:49,239 since we've been married. I've been shopping shopping. Huh. I notice your 18 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:55,840 lip bruise is a little faint tonight, kind of smeared up there. Why, 19 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:00,439 joyge what you mean if you've been close to another man? Come here 20 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:06,680 a minute, let me smell them sweet Oh, you smell my perfume? 21 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:14,520 Smells like shaving lotion to me, now, George, just because I wasn't 22 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,840 home one night in the kitchen cooking. When you come home, you get 23 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:27,960 suspicions me suspicious. What's his name? George? Dolland you know not wid 24 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:30,280 Now, let me tell you something. I'll find out who rubbed that shaving 25 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,039 lotion on you if I gotta go around and smell every man in town. 26 00:02:35,479 --> 00:02:38,199 George is just a new perfume I got. Now, listen to dolland remember 27 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:44,080 our agreement. We must always trust each other no matter what happens. Remember, 28 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,159 marriage is built on faith and trust. Muh, I give you my 29 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,120 word of honor. I was out shopping at a second hand clothing store. 30 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:53,159 Well, I don't see why you had to go there. You got enough 31 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:58,680 second hand clothes. George, you gotta buy me some clothes like other husbands 32 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:00,479 do, like who VENs. I look at miss van Poter. She's got 33 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:05,560 a genuine fox fur, genuine fur. I have throw it shoes a better 34 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,080 fur than that on the back fence. She ain't got nothing. Other man's 35 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:12,199 wife ain't got to beg like I do. They got charge account. What 36 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,800 do you mean by that? Well, when Miss van Poter wants to buy 37 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,159 something, she just goes in the store and says charges to Ms Van Poter, 38 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:21,000 I like to do the same thing. Well, it's alright with me. 39 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,719 It was alright with Ms Van Poter, y'all. You simply got to 40 00:03:25,719 --> 00:03:29,719 get me some clothes. Uh see where is at the door there? Will 41 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:34,800 you? Hello Sapphire, Hello, Sadie, come on in now, Look 42 00:03:34,879 --> 00:03:37,719 George, I wants what I deserve. Well, you ain't gonna get it. 43 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,479 Oh, yes, sim no you in huh you too? Sound like 44 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:49,800 brands of Mumbletoe were having another argument. Alright enough, and Sadie you stay 45 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,840 out her us. We don't need no help. Oh I'm gonna do is 46 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,439 to listen to both sides and see which one is right, and then pitch 47 00:03:55,479 --> 00:04:02,199 in and help sciphire. It's the same old thing, Sadie. I wanna 48 00:04:02,199 --> 00:04:05,719 get a little more out of life. Then I'm getting some clothes, shoes, 49 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:10,120 a new hat, some of the little things that makes life worthwhile. 50 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,599 Nah, you're getting smile sop Fhi. You know life is just like the 51 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,920 tunnel of love. While you're going through, you gotta grab what you can 52 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:23,000 get. Well, you just let me in south fire fight our own fights. 53 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,560 We enjoy it that way. You listen to me, George Stevens. 54 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,240 If you don't give me some money, I'm gonna do something that gonna make 55 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,399 you sorry. Well, go ahead and do it, alright, I will 56 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:31,879 do it. I'll do it tonight and you'll be sorry. Well see if 57 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,240 I are sorry, I just leave it goodbye. What you gonna do, 58 00:04:35,319 --> 00:04:39,399 sa fi, I'm gonna get a job to go to work. I don't 59 00:04:39,399 --> 00:04:43,000 blame it serving life. By the way, did you get the money from 60 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,160 the charity bazaar at the meeting this afternoon? Got a ride here in a 61 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,639 pocket book? Three hundred dollars? You is a trade you're so, here's 62 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:53,319 the three hundred. Well, I'll put it in the bank tomorrow afternoon. 63 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,800 In the meantime, I'll hide it somewhere around here. Why ain't gonna put 64 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:00,959 it? Well, let me see. I I'll put it between the sheets 65 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:03,360 and the linen closet. You said something about getting a job. Where are 66 00:05:03,399 --> 00:05:08,000 you gonna get a job tonight? Over at the newspaper office. See, 67 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,160 I know one of the edisors over there, and he works at night. 68 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:13,879 I'm going over and see him right now. I don't blame you. Say 69 00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:17,279 what started all this trouble anyway, sampa Or He practically said that some man 70 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:26,759 spirited off my lip root isn't normal? Nice? Aware of getting it all? 71 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:42,879 You is really down in the dump this morning at King says, Oh 72 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,040 that's my wife again. She got some silly notion in the head. But 73 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,600 wanting in the sessters of life. You talking about shoes and stockings and hankchifs 74 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:55,319 and all that stuff. Wants to show off. Yeah, I wish I 75 00:05:55,399 --> 00:05:59,160 could invent somewhere to make some quick money, you know what that or invent 76 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,199 something that would pay off. Yeah, that inventor is a good game. 77 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:06,560 Or right, there's the old saying in the invention line. You invent something 78 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,839 worthwhile and the mice will be the better pairth to your door. Well, 79 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:15,399 what could we invent? Well, what is the shortage of the need of 80 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,319 houses? Now there's one. Well, now wait a minute, there's the 81 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:20,160 prefabulated houses. Them are the ones that you buy, you know, and 82 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:24,920 put together on. A friend of mine was one of them. Didn't work 83 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:29,079 out. What happened, Well, he ordered a prefabulated house. They'd drive 84 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:30,680 up and dump six loads of brick on his lot and say, there there 85 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:35,199 is put it together. Well, inventions pay your money, though. Look 86 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:39,120 at that man that invent a fountain pen at the deep sea divers use you 87 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,759 know, yes, say you know that pen? Advertisement? Give me a 88 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:45,079 idea, And I've done been toying with a fountain pen that's got enough ink 89 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,079 in it to write for ten years without refilling. Say that don't sound bad? 90 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,279 Ten years? I ain't made it. Draw on or the thing according 91 00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:55,639 to my figure, and the pen would stand about four feet high after right 92 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,480 with both hands. Yeah, well I don't know, and yeah, I 93 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,480 don't like to say no right off the bat. But the thing don't seem 94 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:06,199 too hander. How can a man carry a penn's four feet long in the 95 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:11,800 golf bag? I never thought of that. Yeah, we think of something 96 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:15,480 else. Uh, yeah, come here. Name of well, hi fellas. 97 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,160 Uh, well, we had a little excitement around our way. Last 98 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,639 name. What's that? Well, when I was going home around nine o'clock, 99 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,240 I see some police up the street in front of a new store that 100 00:07:26,439 --> 00:07:29,839 just opened, a woman's dust shop. Yeah, they order close them things 101 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,199 down. No, no, there was a robbery there. Some women went 102 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,920 in the cash register and took around three hundred dollars and beat it. Man. 103 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:40,839 They didn't get her. Huh, no they didn't. I wonder why 104 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:44,240 women do a thing like that. Well, women needs money to buy clothes 105 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:46,519 with. I guess they all want clothes. Three hundred dollars, Uh, 106 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:49,800 yeah, a lot of money. Well, boys, I gotta go. 107 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:54,120 I got a call with the cabs, so well, uh drop me and 108 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,000 and off at my house. Well the amos. Uh we're looking the ice 109 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:07,759 box here and get a bite of lunch. Well, ain't nothing in the 110 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:11,839 Kingfisher in the icebox there, Kingfish, Oh, unless you want to try 111 00:08:11,879 --> 00:08:18,399 a little mustard on one of them ice cubes. Now look here, even 112 00:08:18,439 --> 00:08:20,480 that light don't work when you open the door. And on top of that, 113 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,360 there ain't even no ice cubes in there. Your wife done defrosted this 114 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,680 icebox. Oh, that was done from the main office of the utility. 115 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:33,240 Come there on the tenth of the month. Well, that is the longest 116 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,279 defrost in history. Wait a minute, I tell you what. I look 117 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,120 in the linen closet. My wife usually keep some change in there between the 118 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,840 sheets. I get a little change and we go ahead and get a hamburger. 119 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,360 Yeah, yeah, look between them sheets. Yeah, she usually keep 120 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:52,320 it right about. Oh oh, if this ain't Confederate money, we done 121 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:58,360 struck oil. We'll bring it out here in the light. Let me see 122 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,840 it. Hey, wait a minute, is we in my house? Holy 123 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:05,279 mackerel? How much? Look at here? One hundred there's two hundred, 124 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,000 three hundred dollars? Yeah, where'd that money come from? King Fish? 125 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,320 Well? Uh uh three? Uh? Wait a minute, yeah, wait 126 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:18,200 a minute. What your eyes popping out? About it? And my wife, 127 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,360 but she's done it. She told me last night that she was gonna 128 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,840 do something and I'd be sorry for She left the house around seven thirty and 129 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:28,240 she didn't get back till ten. Well, what about it? That store 130 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,960 was robbed at nine o'clock, and Amos said it was robbed of around three 131 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:35,159 hundred dollars Oh yeah, kingfish, What is you gonna do? Oh mee, 132 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:39,679 what'd I do? I'm gonna take this money so she can't spend it 133 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,960 any Do you realize what this means? But sphire, my own wife is 134 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:48,559 guilty of petty lottery. Oh yeah, kingfish, your wife has got you 135 00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:54,799 in trouble. Why did I ever marry that woman? High order? Took 136 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:58,759 the advice of my folks to give me years ago, you know, And 137 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:05,879 Mama then told me when I was in knee pane. My mama then told 138 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:13,360 me, said she friend a woman sweet tall and give you the big guy. 139 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:20,480 But when the sweet talking is due, a woman's a two faces. 140 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,639 You're so right? Or worry something? Who leave you to sing? The 141 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:31,879 blue the blues in the night. Right now the rains are calling, the 142 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:39,639 train of calling. Who my mama done told me he that lonesome whistle blow 143 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:48,159 and crossed the tresslie. Yes, my mama then told me who is who? 144 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:54,120 Who? Clicking? They like an echoing back the blue the blues in 145 00:10:54,240 --> 00:11:01,720 the nurse evening brees and start the trees to thine and the the lightest line. 146 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:09,919 When you get the blues in the night, take my word, the 147 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:18,639 marking Brdle singing side is kind of song. He knows things are wrong and 148 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:24,240 he's right. You know, he's always right, from not just the more 149 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:33,000 Bell, from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blues. I've 150 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:39,799 been in some big time and earning some big tom But there is one thing 151 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,960 I know, A warm of the two bases or worry something. You hear 152 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:54,399 you sing the blues, the blue in the dies. I got the blues 153 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,960 on my left, the blues on my right, the blues and the day, 154 00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:18,440 Ma, Mama, world's right. I've got those blue and the ladies. 155 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,639 If hard water is your wash day problem, listen to this. The 156 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,480 water as hard as a rock in our town. But all the same, 157 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,519 Rinso gives me heaps of hard working SuDS. I've told nearly every woman in 158 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:33,639 town about Rinso. Yes, Rinso is especially good news in hard water communities 159 00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:39,840 because Rinso's triple action formula includes a special SuDS booster that makes mountains of sturdy 160 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:45,960 SuDS even in hard water, and Rinso's soapy rich bass makes SuDS that drive 161 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:50,120 deep, get out stubborn dirt without hard rubbing or scrubbing, even extra soil 162 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:56,399 work clothes or no trick with Rinso, because Rinso's grease chaser goes after grease 163 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:01,320 and grime. So remember Rinso's triple actions. Thuds for a wash, that's 164 00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:07,440 Rinso, rinsa for a wash, that's Dad. Things it can be did 165 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:22,720 with the Rinso one two three, one two three. Oh, I tell 166 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:26,840 you boys, I don't know what to do. My own wife a common 167 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:31,759 criminal stealing three hundred dollars. Yes, Kingfish, it's not only a deplorable 168 00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:37,559 situation, but also quite a haul. Certainly was a surprise of the Kingfish. 169 00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:41,799 But when you phoned me and told me, I just couldn't believe it. 170 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,720 Sapphire was at the house for supper just two nights ago. I knew 171 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,240 as you were. You know, nobody would believe it. Why when I 172 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,720 told my wife the news, she took a quick glance at our silverware, 173 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:58,080 Kingfishes, you noticed a strange picklefork around your house, Hannah, and my 174 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:03,120 wife wouldn't stew to that. She wants cash. By the way, Henna, 175 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:05,759 I don't want this to get out nowhere, So tell your why, 176 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:09,240 if not to breathe it to a soul, all right, eye upon her 177 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,360 and tell her she's only been over to doty shop for two or three minutes 178 00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:16,519 too late. Now, I can't believe staff are doing a thing like this. 179 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,600 You know, this whole thing is gonna finish her as far as her 180 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:22,559 friends go. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Oh, I don't 181 00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:26,960 know. I'm sure that we would all still like to have her get together. 182 00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:31,159 However, I think the social set will insist on frisking her on her 183 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:35,440 way out. Well, I don't know what to do. Got the three 184 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:37,279 hundred dollars that you took. I took it out from between the sheets and 185 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:41,720 the linen closet. But it looked like to me as my duty as a 186 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,840 citizen to turn her over to the police. But she is my wife. 187 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:48,600 You know she could get two years and sing sing for this. I would 188 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,679 talk to a lawyer and get the legalized picture of this case. Yeah that's 189 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,200 a good idea. Come on, Anna, let's go over to see Gabby 190 00:14:54,200 --> 00:15:07,080 Gibson. Well, here's Gaber's office. Yeah, look at that sign he 191 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:09,519 got on the door by a pointment only. Well, let's take a chance. 192 00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:13,960 Hello there, Gabby. I like that boy. You see the sign 193 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,759 on the door house? Jan up? I mean the dandop. You got 194 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,559 to make an apartment. You gotta wait your turn, Yes, indeed, 195 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,080 you gotta wait your turn. Well, when can I get your first opening 196 00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:24,960 that you ain't visit? You've got to sit down? Uh, Gavia, 197 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,840 I want you to help me. I got a big problem, any problem 198 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:31,519 you guys writing my line? Right up my line? It revolves the sum 199 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,840 of three hundred dollars in my line. Definitely in my line. But I 200 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:39,120 can't pay you no fee. That's the end of the line. Tell him, 201 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:41,440 king fish, tell her, well, tell me this, Gabby. 202 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:45,279 If you don't have that experience with women criminals, Oh yes, indeed, 203 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:48,000 yes, indeed. And I discovered when a woman turns criminal, she's got 204 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:52,039 much more consideration than a man, much more consideration. What you mean consideration? 205 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,279 Well, I once had the case for a woman that killed her hustling 206 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,960 by stabbing? Would a hatpin stadne? Would have hat pin had been? 207 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,679 Why didn't he use a gun? That was the consideration? She didn't want 208 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:07,000 to wake up children? No, yea, yeah, my wife has done 209 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,559 stole three hundred dollars. You got a nice combination. Now you was light 210 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:15,600 headed and your wife's light fingers. Oh this is serious. Gaber How would 211 00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:18,480 you like it if you was married to a woman like Sciphire all your life 212 00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:22,720 and then she had to be sent away for two years? Lovely? Lovely? 213 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,679 Yeah, but listen, Gabrie, what is the Kingfish gonna do? 214 00:16:30,879 --> 00:16:33,279 Well? Somebody got paid that crime. I got an idea. If you 215 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,480 don't want her to go to the pan, why don't you take the rapper? 216 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,480 Gets somebody else, take it far. That's somebody else. Outea do 217 00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:41,600 sound bad? Help me get somebody else, confess the crime. I don't 218 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,399 think you'll have no trouble finding somebody. A lot of people looking for a 219 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,840 one room apartment. Well, listen, Kingfish, you know something I think 220 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:53,039 Shorty the barbers are man. He done been victed out of his room and 221 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,480 he ain't got no place to say. Well that's that. Now, come 222 00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:56,840 on, get out of here, boys, get out here. I'm a 223 00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:59,919 business man. We left on my neck. Let me check my calenar hand. 224 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:02,879 What my next apartment is? Oh? Yeah, when is it? 225 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:15,079 Gabby? November sixteenth, I gotta go to Dannis Old. Listen, Nana. 226 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,559 They gotta sell Shorty on the idea of taking the wrap and going up 227 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,400 for two years. Yeah, I know, it. Well, let's get 228 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,599 on in the barber shop here and do it all right, Hello shorty. 229 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:29,240 Well, if it ain't things andy, I'm glad he But what's higher fella? 230 00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:37,960 Uh shorty, old fell I understand that you can't find a place to 231 00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:41,039 live. No, it's terrible going from one place to another. I can't 232 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:45,200 get nowhere else, Yes not, don't please. I can find the sleeper 233 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:48,240 in one of them hollow all night burlesque shows. You mean, well, 234 00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:52,640 they got them dancing girls. Yeah. I can close my eyes until six 235 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:59,160 o'clock this morning, Uh, shorty. Uh. We are gonna do something 236 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,839 for her that'll make you're happy. We're gonna range for something that we know 237 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,640 as you needed, something that will make your life sweet and pleasant for you 238 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:11,240 again, Oh, King, Just the sweetest thing I hear since Truman's speech 239 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:18,680 last name. You know something, mister Truman show made millions of horses happy. 240 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,920 U Shorty. How would you like to live in a big players where 241 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,519 you ain't got a paint, no rent, You get all your food for 242 00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:33,920 nothing? Oh man, that that's sounds wonderful, King grig I like to 243 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,599 live in a place like that with the rest of my life. Well, 244 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,480 uh, I might have arranged for it for two years. But where where's 245 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,079 the place? Where? Where? It's a beautiful spot shorty overlooking the Hudson. 246 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:48,799 Yeah, sort of a stone house, big, plenty of police protection. 247 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:52,200 Yeah, twenty four hour service. But what's the name of the place 248 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,720 where? What's name? Well, the name the Oh yeah, I think 249 00:18:56,799 --> 00:19:00,119 they sometimes call it fell and ay Acres? Yeah yeah, or loss of 250 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,160 their manner? Oh, I like it. That's that's what I'm looking Wait 251 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:10,000 a minute, boys, that this sounds like a penitentiary. What's wrong in 252 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,160 living there? I could get you a nice and jail room. Mad No, 253 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:17,279 no, notings building that that's finals? Well, then I guess the 254 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,880 dealers off. I know how South I would treat me if things was reverse. 255 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:25,720 She just told me that marriage is built on saith and trust. And 256 00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:30,200 I gonna take the rap for and I gonna say that I've done it myself. 257 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,400 Oh, kids, Rish you mean you're going to the penitency for your 258 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:37,559 way? Right? You know something? You was a man among men, 259 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,200 Yes, you was leaving up to the marriage rouse. You was what I 260 00:19:41,359 --> 00:20:02,559 call what I call a first class a jump twins, or that's dancing as 261 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:07,519 a candy. Give me the Rinso one one, two three it's a fact. 262 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:12,519 Rinso gets out stubborn dirt one two three. Arenso has a triple action 263 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:18,319 formula. Yes, Rinso gives you all. Three. One Rinso's soapy rich 264 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:23,160 base makes SuDS. The drive deep down gets out stubborn dirt without heart rubbing 265 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:29,839 or scrubbing. Two. Rinsos SuDS booster means even in hard water you get 266 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:36,200 heaps of hard working SuDS and fast. Three. Rinso's grease Chaser goes after 267 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,640 grease and grime, but it's easy on hands. Helps prevent yellowing of clothes. 268 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,240 Two. So if you want to wash, that's the envy of the 269 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:59,359 neighborhood. Just remember twinsle wo well boyzer go into the police station and give 270 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,680 myself up. But try to stop worrying, Kingfish, and sort to put 271 00:21:02,759 --> 00:21:04,400 this thing out of your mind. I can't do it, Hennah, this 272 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:07,319 never would have happened to stuff. I hadn't stole that money. Yeah, 273 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,680 you're right. If you needed money, why didn't you just give a bad 274 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:15,519 check like most people do. Well, I'll try to take it. This 275 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,079 is life, I guess, but don't make it worse than it is, 276 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:22,480 Kingfish, it ain't life. It's only two years. Yeah, but I 277 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,119 ain't a young man no more. Hennah, I don't know if I can 278 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,519 do two years. Well, do as much of it as you can. 279 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:36,559 You know, I've once read a book about prisons, Kingfish. It's called 280 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,039 twenty thousand years in sing sing some rap all right, twenty thousand years. 281 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:47,519 Yeah, a rap like that might break a man's spirit. Stand away for 282 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,240 two years of a long time. Just think I won't be out till nineteen 283 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,559 forty eight. Well, if you put your name on the weight list now, 284 00:21:53,680 --> 00:22:00,599 you'll be just in time to get a nineteen forty six automobile. Was 285 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,319 off your lonely old man up there, And we'll try to find out when 286 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,319 we can see you there, and we'll meet you in the distant room and 287 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,319 bring you something to ease. You. Better make it a hunk of mush, 288 00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:14,000 because you're gonna have to push it through that screen. Oh, this 289 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,920 is a sair trip. Boys, don't forget to write to me. And 290 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,640 now, yes, uh, drop us a line and let us know your 291 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,200 permanent number, Kingfish. They try to get a number with seven minute two 292 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:26,440 there is lucky. Well, and come on go down with me to the 293 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,599 police. Jeeves. While I confess the crime from a wife, I know 294 00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:33,720 you'd do the same for me. Yeah, I'll do Doledgy King and Henry, 295 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,480 I'll say goodbye for you now, goodbye Henry. And there is one 296 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:40,000 little favorite that they want to ask you. What is it? Kingfish? 297 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,839 My pal? While I was going away, try to forget what Sapphire has 298 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:47,240 done, forget that side of her, and promise me that you'll invite over 299 00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,440 to your house once in a while. Why, certainly, King Fish, 300 00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:55,079 we still have the highest regard for Sapphire, and we've never questioned her integrity. 301 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:57,640 But when she does come over, ask her to bring back that pickle 302 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:12,480 fork which one of you two men want to see me? Uh, mister 303 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,279 Chief, I as doing. Yeah, yes, sir, I ain't no 304 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,039 sssary to the crime or nothing. Get to the fact. I just want 305 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:23,799 to ask you one thing, mister Chief. Do you get any time off 306 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,839 if you would turn stage evidence against somebody that's very close to you? Say, 307 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,480 like myself, I don't get what you're talking about. He wants to 308 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:36,839 be his own stool pigeon. Here, card, let's get going. What's 309 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,759 on your mind? Well, I know that this is going to mean the 310 00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:48,279 penitential for me. I want to confess. I want to confess. I 311 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,880 believe I'll come back to some other comments. Wait a minute, there, 312 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,359 you might as well come clean right now. Go ahead, gay fish, 313 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,480 mister chief. I got a record as clean as a pen. I ain't 314 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,079 never done nothing long that I've ever been caught at my life. Well what 315 00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,319 have you done well? The other night, Johnna, I dress up like 316 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,680 a woman and I went into the Thompson dress Shop and when it wasn't looking, 317 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,599 I grabbed three hundred dollars out the cash. That it's thing. I 318 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,880 run out the place. So you're the one that robbed the Thompson dress shop. 319 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:18,039 Huh I ah, I listen to you. I don't know what you're 320 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,279 up to, but you're in for a little surprise. Here. Take the 321 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,119 three hundred dollars. We've already caught the crook. Now get out of here. 322 00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:27,880 Caught the crook, Yeah, you don't caught myselfhire? Well, I 323 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,720 don't know, but if your sapphire's a big, ugly, stupid woman about 324 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:36,880 six foot two inches tall, that's who we've caught. Well that ain't selfire 325 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:41,480 Se, ain't but five foot one. I know that all kingfish. That 326 00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:42,839 is good news. Oh, come on and let me go home to my 327 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:59,400 way. So, here's your three hundred dollars. Fire, I thought you 328 00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:02,839 stolen. I was just trying to protect you, George. I've been looking 329 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,200 high low for last money that belonged to the woman's age, Jilary, how 330 00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:08,799 could you think I sold? How could you think such a thing of the 331 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:14,640 one who is marriage Well, honey, darling, remember our agreements. We 332 00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:19,119 must always trust each other no matter what happened. Remember, marriage is built 333 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,480 on faith and trust. Honey, I knew I was wrong to help us 334 00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:27,839 think such a thing about the one I was married for. George, How 335 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:33,039 can marriage people ever think that the other one would commit such a terrible crime 336 00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:37,119 as robbery. Well, I'll get the door, honey, George Stephens, 337 00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:41,160 Yes, officer, come along with me. Your wife reported you for stealing 338 00:25:41,240 --> 00:26:07,440 three hundred dollars from her. Ladies, Seems to me if I was you, 339 00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:11,240 what I'd want from a wass day soap would be action. Yeah, 340 00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:15,480 the more action the soapas the less action you gotta have. Now, Renso's 341 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,920 got them triple actions such so let rinso do it? Hey? Boys, 342 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,960 Well, ladies, why not let Rinso save you work next wash day. 343 00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:30,319 Rinso's triple action formula is especially devised to get out stubborn dirt fast, to 344 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:37,079 save you hard scrubbing. And yet Rinsol's so safe it keeps washable colors. 345 00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:42,839 Tops in brightness. Rinso bright, gets white things tops in whiteness Rinso white. 346 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:52,680 And it's simple as one two three, one two three ask for Rinso. 347 00:26:52,960 --> 00:27:22,160 Good night, folks, see you next Tuesday. Be sure to be 348 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,720 with us next Tuesday evening at the same time when the makers of rin Soul 349 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:30,640 will again present the Amos and Andy Show. This is Carlton Cadell saying good 350 00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:36,279 night to all of you, from all of us ladies. Without the waist 351 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:41,359 kitchen fat you've been saving, the soap shortage would be worse. So please 352 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,799 go on saving every drop of waste kitchen fat possible, then rush it to 353 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:52,200 your meat dealer. He'll pay you cash, and remember, more fat means 354 00:27:52,680 --> 00:28:11,359 more soap. I never guessed why Mary didn't want to see me more often 355 00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:15,880 until I overheard that whisper. You know, the way to make sure that 356 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,960 people won't whisper about you is to take a daily lifeboy bath. Yes, 357 00:28:21,079 --> 00:28:23,920 the way to get all over protection and lasting protection is to take a bath 358 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,440 with life boy. Life boy is the only soul especially made to stop BOH. 359 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,279 If you don't bathe with life boy, people may whisper be get life 360 00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:56,759 Boy. Today he List Mandy Show is broadcast our servicemen all over the world. 361 00:28:56,839 --> 00:29:00,119 This is NBC, the national broadcasting Company Bow