You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. All right,
it's down Beat. Good morning everyone, Kevin Turner, Davy baylest Mike's
Airoy. We got Maddie in for JJ, who is off to see Actually,
she went to Boston on a mysterious trip. I checked the Red Sox
are on a long road trip. Mm hmm. So no Boston Marathon.
She's gonna win the Boston Marathon. That'd be amazing. She's going to watch
won the Boston Marathon. God, that would be the clicks we need.
I mean, I actually be happy for her, first as a friend,
but also that would get the station in the news. She's just decked out
freak freak gear. Yeah, she's the best athlete on the show. There's
no doubt she's a college athlete. She has a ring. Yeah yeah,
and be all that mashing. Boy, that's a good one move. Play
softball game, get JJ on it, Boom, We have home run Derby.
We talk about Trivia Night Heist with Jared Watson, our our Jeopardy Tournament
of Champions Friend Softball Tournament Heist with JJ. Just bat and clean up Claire
in the basses every time no home run rule. How about how about what
do they call this contest? Or? It's like not School of Rock,
but in the bantle of the Bands, Battle of the Bands. Put Danny
in it, Put me in Danny our heist our band? Are you toobe
band? Are you too banned? You're gonna give in? Dude, you
need to give in to me, okay, and we're going to be a
big success. We're a songwriting duo and a musical team. I'm just just
send me one voice note idea that I can work with anything. Just just
maybe like a riff on your guitar. You handle the music. We discussed
this. You have access to guitars. Your girlfriend is an accomplished player.
I've seen I've seen an acoustic at your house. Is it a big step
for your girlfriend to have her leave guitars at your house? You guys have
been dating for like twenty three years. So no, Hey, let's see
if Mike's got anything. No, I don't know how to play guitar.
Anyone can play guitar. Mike, you too want to always grab the guitar
and play. No, it's him, It's always him. I hate the
guitar. You know what? Fine, I have a little bit of something
just for Kevin. Ready, all right, go ahead, I don't know
if it's in tune for your Mikey should use this the Sirroy always tuned guitar,
Loo getting hold that he's kind of holds the guitar or weird that and'
he did? Yeah? Okay, huh that's pretty good. That before,
that's pretty good, Mike yeah, Dave, Yeah, okay, Kevi,
Oh, since you want to hand me a damn guitar, here's day.
What song do you know how to play? Here? See if you know
this one? Okay? Since we're giving away Steve Vye and Joe Satriani tickets
this week, let's hear a little. I don't know a little. Uh,
David Lee Roth, Steve v Era. How about some eat him and
smile? Mikey, I do like eat him and smile. I do like
Ladies Night in Buffalo as a song off eat him and smile if you want
to, Okay, okay, all right, all right, I think people
would rather I have one last one for you? You have one more?
Okay? What's this one called? What do you want to hear? I
don't know? What do you? What? Do you what? Do you
have in mind? All right, okay, all right, last one play
the Masters theme. I can't get over how Mike hold his hands on the
guitar. It's just doesn't matter how the sound comes out, and you yell
at every golfer how they gripped the club. No, it's really good.
See now the true player comes out. All right, what are we doing?
Let's see? He is such an insult driving away listeners. What's the
most up? The worse? Nothing worse at a party when someone breaks out
the acoustic and that does happen on this show. We don't need a show.
We're good. Rice got wreck Rick now twelve days ago. Yeah,
because it was the Saturday before last and he was out there racing. Well,
they think they know things about it. Now. This is from this
Morning News and the Telegram. I got alerts on my phone about this yesterday.
He is facing eight charges in connection with the big hit and run.
So it's one count of aggravated assault, one cou of collision involving serious bodily
injury, six counts of collision involving injury. Now the other man suspected to
be driving the car as a twenty one year old by the name of Theodore
Knox, And if you go to the SMU football roster, there's a guy
on the team by the name of Theodore Teddy Knox. But it could be
a different guy. We don't know. They were not clear on that.
But where she race did good SMU, so it would make sense. Passengers
in the sports cars will not face charges, which is fine, But I
have to ask. If you're a passenger and a hit and run incident,
aren't you still technically involved in the run part? Yeah? But did you
commit a crime? What are you running from? When I ran from an
incident that I was involved in, I did not stop to render aid.
I didn't do the hit part, but I ran. Well, they kind
of walked. I agree. I'm shy, I'm asking. I'm not looking
for anyone to get in trouble. I'm just kind of No, I am
looking someone to get in trouble, and I'm tired of these guys hiding behind
their lawyers. Yeah, that's true. Well that's pretty standard. Yeah,
so the arrest warrant has been issued, correct, But he's not in cuffs
to my knowledge yet. No. Well, he peacefully turned himself in or
they gonna have to go find him. But the boy, the way I
was interpreting things was that he will turn himself in. And the reason that
it took a while was because the level of interrogation and investigation of this incident
was going to be so deep, and because he placed for the Chiefs.
Basically, he got that time to get counseled and everyone was kind of okay
with it. It's almost as if police knew I could be wrong. It's
almost as if police knew but just didn't tell the media. They knew,
Okay, we know what trashy Rice Royce West probably makes a call. He's
I'm gonna, you know, defend him. Just y'all back off a couple
of days. Let us get our ducks in a row, and then we'll
handle this. I wonder if it works like that many times? Well,
does he call the team? Does he call the chiefs? Chiefs never made
a statement either. I thought that was hot and say, do you who's
our team lawyer? I don't know if it works that way, does it?
I don't know. The Cowboy is absolutely spoiled. All NFL teams operate
like this one. Maybe the Cowboys shadowy squad of people that can make anything
go away, I call it while you're in a cleaner. I do not
know if this is true, and I don't know you guys might have talked
about this, but y'all remember the case from years ago where it was Zeke
got in trouble for allegedly punching the DJ oh yeah at the club at the
Snake Whole Lounge. Some footage of that correct. I don't know if their
footage ever came out, but let's just say maybe from the aftermath of it,
like somebody got their phone out after the incide. Did you say this
Nke Whole Lounge? Hash made that up? I mean, it's Parks,
It's the bar on Parks and Wreck, but that sounds like a different kind
of place. This is kind of sounded like the name of the bar that
he was at. Either way, I just again, I can't confirm if
this is true or not, but the connections I had at that time in
cowboy Land were all plenty. Dude, and I talked to someone who was
there and they're like, yeah, the Cowboys cleaner got there before handing out
NDA's before the cops got there, And I believe it. That's incredible.
They're getting people to sign stuff. Because if you're Zeke, if you have
the number, like the magical phone number, Like if you're some six round
rookie, they don't give you the magic number. Yeah, but if you're
Zeke, you have someone to call, like, hey, if you get
in any trouble, call this person. That could include, hey, i've
been drinking, I need a ride. There's a liaison. I mean the
NFL teams have community liaison all of that, and sure, yeah, I
want tickets to see uh whatever bands in town and we just magically arrive.
But I don't know if that's the same person or there's another level. This
was you call this number in your phone, this year number. Don't any
problems you call this Yeah, I call him the wolf. Yeah, you
call the wolf. And then Leighton vander esh is like, fine, I'll
deal with that. Hurt. You know me too, and my neck is
killing me. Underrated was the wolf call? I thought that was a good
bit. Yeah he was fine. The worst in Cowboy history was idiot making
tacos on the one half sack he made in his whole career. Taco Charlton.
Oh yeah, he made a little taco. Huh. We were waiting
on it ate it and we're like, yeah, we get it. We
should. You should only eat half of the taco. Taco use the body
swift. Those are a big coco. And the Jalen Smith bowling thing was
real bad. The swipe was bad. Nothing was worth the taco though,
but underrated. The wolf called the wolf call was cool. It was easy.
He was a good player. Everyone knew what he was doing. The
swipe is good if you're winning and you're and you're good. But he would
like just jump on a pile up and then do the swipe and it's like,
we're also losing to the Bears by twenty on National TV. What are
you doing? My friend? Boy? That was the guy. I never
got a good handle on Jalen Smith. He's an interesting case. He was
quite maligned and also probably a very nice person. And yeah, I was.
I always thought from you, I don't know him, so it's unfair
of me to say, but I sensed fake. Yeah, but I went
to the Combine that year and he's wearing your brace and the media is grilling
him up on the podium. The poor guy in a meaningless Bowl game ripped
his knee up, you know, But he's wearing a brace and it got
out in the media. At the pot he was asking I was sitting there,
what does this happened? They're asking him questions like, so, what's
to do with the brace? He's like, oh, I'm not earning a
brace. He's just a lye. This dog's out. Everyone saw video of
you, like they've seen the brace, or we can look at it right
now. No, no, no, now, the nerves doing its thing.
Brace. No brace. He is sticking to the copy points. I
got a genius. Maybe I don't know real quick on that, so I
don't know about that. On the Otani thing, they have decided that the
homie's gonna face some federal charges, and Otani has cooperated with the FEDS.
Translator, the translator that allegedly stole four point five million dollars federal charges.
So we were kind of talking about the idea that if it was maybe Otani
just gambling, that has to do with the bank, so of course it's
gonna be federal. You know, Okay, I stole money from allegedly stole
money from Otani's bank account. Is this a Rico case? Stanny, I
don't think it's a Rico case. It's just one man acting alone. I
worry about getting wrapped up in a RICO case. You should. What does
that mean in your life? Racketeering? I don't even know. I just
know. I think it's if you're part of an organization that if one person's
doing something bad, then the entire group can be charged. And I don't
see that. That's a very very uh, uneducated, loose interpretation of my
understanding of it. It's the racketeering influenced corrupt and corrupt organizations. Okay,
yeah, and what is it? What is there a definition of it?
Uh? The Rico Act is the United States better a lot of provides for
extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of
an ongoing criminal organization. Oh yeah, it's get one, you get all
those. So if they get me, they're getting you two as well.
You're going down Rico. I can't think of a better sell mate, Thank
you, seriously. We play guitar, write songs, write some new music
together. We did do a whole We could do like a Charles Manson album.
Yeah, my good? What who won the Masters in nineteen thirty four,
the very first Masters, Horton Smith won the Masters in nineteen thirty four.
Jesus, everybody knows that, you dummy. I was wondering who won
the first one ninety years ago? But it's not the ninetieth Masters. They
took some years off for World War Two. They did, They took three
years off, Kevin three years, forty three, forty four and four?
Who won? Okay? Who won in thirty five the year after the second
Masters? I was, of course Jeans Sarazon won in nineteen thirty five.
And then who who's thirty six? Go to just do it? Yes,
Horton Smith won in thirty six. Second right now? I have to rattle
it off, all right, I'll try. It is a parlor trick for
everyone. Do you think you can do it perfectly? Or do you think
you need it's one? Do you think he needs one or two strike standing?
I don't need strike. I think he can do it perfectly. I
just I'm worried that he can't do it without his glass of wine. But
I might need I could do it perfect I might I might catch myself.
I need a reset. You can make just a very subtle noise if I
screw something up. You got in front of you, k yep, cool,
I'm blindfolding myself. No, it was blindfold to prove. I mean,
I think you're the only one anyone will trust around here. Tell him
if I'm blindfolded or not. I'm watching. I didn't hear what you said.
Why was he wearing a top hat? Did you see? Yes,
he was blindfolded, Maddie. What am I blindfolded? I think so?
Yell Maddie, I can't see right now. I'm made laptop closed. I
present to you from memory every single Master's Winner from nineteen thirty four to present.
And before you hear this, I'd like to remind you that you're hearing
someone broadcasting an incredibly high level and someone using about sixty five percent of their
brain power. You two and everyone listening maximum seven ten percent. Maybe at
any given moment we're at sixty five percent. This is a very smart person
at work. Dead the Master's Music many Maybe I can get that up yet.
Nineteen thirty four, Horton Smith nineteen thirty five, Jeens sarahs In nineteen
thirty six, Horton Smith nineteen thirty seven, by Ron Nelson nineteen thirty eight,
Henry Picard nineteen thirty nine is Ralph Gouldhal nineteen forty is Jimmy de Merrett
forty one is Craig Wood forty two is Byron Nelson forty three, forty four
and forty five. No Masters played because of World War Two nineteen forty six
forty one for two three four nineteen forty six was Hermann Kaiser nineteen forty seven.
Was Jimmy Demrrett nineteen forty eight. Is Claude Harmon winning the Master's nineteen
forty nine. Sam Sneed nineteen fifty Jimmy de Merritt first man to three Masters
wins nineteen fifty one, Ben Hogan fifty two, Sam Sneed fifty three,
Ben Hogan fifty four. Sam Sneed fifty five is Kerrie Middelkoff nineteen fifty six.
Jackie Burke nineteen fifty seven. Is Doug Fod nineteen fifty eight. Arnold
Palmer nineteen fifty nine is Art Wall Junior nineteen sixty. The Master's winner is
Arnold Palmer sixty one is Gary Player nineteen sixty two is Arnold Palmer sixty three.
Is Jack Nicklaus sixty three, Jack sixty four Arnold Palmer nineteen sixty nineteen
sixty four. Arn Palmer. Sixty five is Jack Nicholas. Sixty six is
Jack Nicholas. Nineteen sixty seven is oh hold On sixteen sixty five Jack sixty
six, Jack six sixty seven is Gabe Brewer, Yeah, nineteen sixty eight.
The Masters winner is Bob Goldby nineteen sixty nine. George Archer won the
Masters nineteen seventy is Billy Casper. I am blindfold and we're reciting every Master's
winner of all time from memory. Nineteen seventy is Billy Casper. Seventy one
is Charles Cooty. Nineteen seventy two is Jack. Seventy three is Tommy Aaron.
Seventy four is Gary. Gary Player nineteen seventy five is Jack Nicholas.
Nineteen seventy six is the Great Raymond Floyd nineteen seventy seven is Tom Watson.
Seventy eight is Gary Player seventy nine. Fuzzy Zeller nineteen eighty is seven Reno
Byasteos. Eighty one is Tom Watson. Eighty two is Craig Stadler nineteen eighty
three. The Master's winner was Sevy again. Eighty four is Ben Crenshaw.
Nineteen eighty five is Bernard Longer eighty six, is Jack eighty seven, is
Larry Maies eighty eight, is Sandy Lyle nineteen eighty nine, is Nick Faldo
as is nineteen ninety nineteen ninety one. The Master was won by Ian Woosnam
nineteen ninety two, Fred Couples nineteen ninety three, Bernard Longer nineteen ninety four,
Jose Marie Olethoble nineteen ninety five, was Ben Crenshaw again ninety six.
The third win for Nick Faldo nineteen ninety seven, Tiger Woods nineteen ninety eight,
Mark o'meira ninety nine, Jose Marie Olethabel two thousand is VJ. Singh
two thousand and one, Tiger two thousand and two, Tiger two thousand and
three, Mike Weir two thousand and four, Phil Mickelson two thousand and five,
Tiger Woods two thousand and six, Phil Mickelson two thousand and seven.
Masters winner was Zach Johnson two thousand and eight. Is Trevor Immleman two thousand
and nine, is on Hell Cabrera. Twenty ten. Masters winner is Phil
Mickelson twenty eleven. Charles Schwartzel twenty twelve is Bubba Watson twenty thirteen, Adam
Scott twenty fourteen, Bubba Watson twenty fifteen, Jordan Speed twenty sixteen, is
Danny Willett, twenty seventeen is Sergio Garcia, twenty eighteen is Patrick Reid.
Nineteen was the fifth win for Tiger Woods. Twenty twenty. It was played
in the Fall November. You're Winner, Dustin Johnson twenty twenty one, Hideki
Matsuyama, My Friend, twenty twenty two, Dallas is on Scottie Shuffler won
the Masters, and you're defending champion. The twenty twenty three Masters champions named
John Rong, Thank you. Oh my god? Where was I? Where
am I? We need to get Gay Brewer on the show too. You
can give me the no Longer with Us challenge. I'm not sure on Gabrier.
I know we lost Jackie Burke junior just just recently. So how many
did Jack win? Jack won? Six's wee? Jack was won six,
nineteen sixty three, sixty five, sixty six, seventy two, seventy five,
and nineteen eight eighty six. That eighty six Jack, what everyone remembers,
its like their magical It made no sense? Yeah, Jack six?
Next Okay, Tiger five, correct, you're five ninety seven one two?
Well we know that you just did it. Okay, who won four?
Hogan? Right? Uh? No, Hogan only won two? Really?
Yeah? Yeah, fifty one and fifty three. I don't really know him
like that. So who won? Four? Phil? One three or four?
No? Phil one fills one three Phil's one three? Who's won four?
Oh? Arnold won four Arnolds easy because he won every two years from
fifty eight then sixty to sixty two, sixty four he did the Boche and
every other year. Is that the only four, yes, five three winners?
One is Phil Jimmy de Merritt, Phil, Sam Snead, Nick Faldo,
And uh he's on it. He's all over it. He's on it.
Who else? One? Three? Kevin? No, Kevin hasn't wont
any nobody named Oh Gary Player, Gary player, and Gary Player is a
wide He wonted sixty one and then his last one was seventy eight. That's
pretty goo as a wide birth, pretty pretty wide birth. That's not as
wide as tigers that seventeen years. Tiger went twenty two years. Yeah,
player's the main Wow. Jack went twenty three years, sixty three to eighty
six, Nobody named Kevin has ever won it. Yeah, what a damn
shame. Kevin's less popular name. Actually, it's more of an embarrassment than
a shame. There's not any good Kevin golfers. Kevin nas sucks. You
went back ninety years of Masters and you couldn't come up with one Kevin,
not one Kevin. What I wonder who the closest was, Kevin Kiszner or
Kevin's Streel Draman maybe got in there now, I might have got in there.
They had not a lot of good options for Kevin's and golf, and
that's why I don't play anymore. You played yesterday, I did say Kevin
Marie Aloppo Ball won. I think that's Josie. He's a two time winner.
Okay, stuff, Masters's parlor. That's incredible. That's such a good
parlor trick. He's right, he's a smart man. It's round one day
coming up next? What the hell was Dirk doing with Kevin Hart last night?
And an argument to be made for our King Luca next to ninety seven
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