1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:06,000 Hello, Hey, I never had the play tickets. You listening to the 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:11,560 show right now? No? Did he hang up? I'm okay, okay. 3 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:17,320 So therein lies another just freakish ability of Captain Lee. This doesn't go 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:22,920 out to the masses live what somehow he's he's hearing us. It's like he's 5 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:47,880 omni president omition, like God. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new season of 6 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,640 another Below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm setting up next to 7 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:55,840 one Patrick Hicky mission to come aboard. Granted, how are you, buddy? 8 00:00:56,039 --> 00:01:00,840 I'm great, new season, fresh start, new people. You know, 9 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:04,159 it's are we starting a new season or what? Yeah? And this 10 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:08,799 is uh, well, it's sailing favorite. No, I think this one's 11 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,359 my favorite. And plus we got our friend to the show, Frasier, 12 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,400 So yeah, sailing is still my favorite, though because of all the knives 13 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,519 that fly. Hmmm, yeah, this show does not have knives flying. 14 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:23,040 But we haven't seen the whole season. I can't tell you how excited I 15 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:27,000 am to start a new voyage. I think everybody was a little fatigued big 16 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:34,439 time by the end of Mediterranean, what with all of the Anne and Luca 17 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:40,840 drama and Luca drama, Kyle drama, Natalia drama, I mean Frenchman drama, 18 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,040 right, right, right. But my only thing was, like, 19 00:01:42,719 --> 00:01:46,480 you know, we were crescendoing towards the end of the season, Like the 20 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:51,000 main storyline was like, are Anne and Luca gonna be a thing? And 21 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:55,920 it's like, no, Luca is Luca is an incubus? He's he's a 22 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:00,000 sex demon. No, can we be done? Yeah, we're done. 23 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:06,519 We're starting the new season. It looks so good before we get into it, 24 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:09,199 public service announcements, Patrick take it away. Sure, Okay, So 25 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:15,479 we have another feed called bad TV Bad TV podcast. There, Ruby Dylan 26 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:22,759 and I recap v underbump rules. We recap Single Life, ninety day Fiance. 27 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:27,639 Yeah, we will give a couple episodes of Love Is Blind season five, 28 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:31,400 which drops next week yep. And then it will be behind a paywall 29 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:36,560 called Patreon dot com slash another podcast network. You know. I have been 30 00:02:37,319 --> 00:02:38,960 maybe we'll do it on another podcast show. It's a show, we do 31 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:46,080 it Patreon. I have been feuding with Patreon. This support email, this 32 00:02:46,159 --> 00:02:51,520 support thread. Oh my gosh, is it yummy? Good? Is that 33 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:53,919 you're gonna read on another podcast? Well? I might, I mean you 34 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,120 know. You know how much I relish a good back and forth with customer 35 00:02:57,159 --> 00:03:00,000 service. You know, love what you did with Southwest. That was great. 36 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,039 Yeah, that was great. They won, as they always do. 37 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,919 But Mari, it's also one against me. Yeah no, no, no 38 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:12,000 no. Uber eats never wins. I always get a dollar and eighty seven 39 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:16,000 cents in credit. You know what I mean. It's the small wins. 40 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:22,080 No, I've taken that Uber eats Listen. I dude, when I go 41 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,439 up against the corporate evil, I always come out on top, except against 42 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,520 task grab it. I don't want to get into this stuff. Okay, 43 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:36,120 talk about the show, all right, Dylan. Can I give my thoughts 44 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,599 and knots first? Absolutely? Okay, for any new we call you baby 45 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:45,120 Barnacles. For listeners of this podcast, welcome and share the show. You're 46 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:50,719 gonna love it. No one does it better than us. Okay. I 47 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:53,599 loved this first episode, but I didn't realize until hindsight. I looked back 48 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:58,599 at my notes after I watched the show. It was mainly character development because 49 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:02,080 in the first episode nothing happened. No, nothing happened, nothing happened. 50 00:04:02,599 --> 00:04:10,000 But this is the can I really quickly had something. Of course, what 51 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:17,399 can make nothing happened even more. Nothing on below Deck are nice charter guests. 52 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:24,240 What we had tonight was a gas lighting mama of an hour and a 53 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,720 half between courses and nothing said about it. Well, I'll get into it 54 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:33,040 later. It's one of the most unbelievable things I've ever seen Chef Anthony since 55 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,800 pouring corn on top of nine. Now, to be fair Dylan to these 56 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:41,920 charter guests, they were polite about that hour and a half between I believe 57 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:46,680 the appetizer and the entree. Right, they're spray painting the fucking cabin walls 58 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,319 with sex juice. God damn it, right right, you know what you 59 00:04:49,319 --> 00:04:53,959 gotta get You ever try and clean up sex juice off walls. It's like 60 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,800 a fucking spider web. You need a blowtorch to clean it off your hands, 61 00:04:56,879 --> 00:05:00,360 right right right? So okay, yeah that or gasoline? All right? 62 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:06,360 Back to my thoughts and knots. Yeah, okay. Any season Below 63 00:05:06,399 --> 00:05:10,959 Deck, the best episode is kind of the first episode because you're meeting new 64 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:13,600 people and you're like, who's gonna hook up with who, Who's gonna hook 65 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,120 up with who? And guess what this season, anybody can hook up with 66 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:24,759 anybody because after eleven seasons of production for Bravo, they finally fucking realize no 67 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:30,000 one wants to see rats who are have a significant other. No, finally, 68 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,920 every person on the boat except Captain Carry, he doesn't count, is 69 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:40,040 single. Anything can happen, thank you. It's like that Ellie Goldie song. 70 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:45,839 What is that? I think it's Ellie Goldie. Anything coming up on 71 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:49,680 sounds great? Can anything coming up? Can I find that on Spotify? 72 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:54,680 You can find it on spotify dot com. Okay, okay, okay. 73 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,600 A couple of other thoughts here and then I'll move on. This show always 74 00:05:58,639 --> 00:06:00,319 innovates itself, Dylan, It's all he's innovating. Did you see the new 75 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:05,439 camera shots like Apple? Yeah, I was gonna say, the transitions are 76 00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:08,959 so high death oh man. And not only that, they got like the 77 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,720 hidden cameras tucked in appliances. I like one thing. At one point I 78 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,199 thought I had a camera angle from a toaster. Yeah. I just wanted 79 00:06:16,199 --> 00:06:18,959 to know what that angle look like. You know what on someone's nose hairs. 80 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:25,199 It's so funny that they cut to like so you know how sea rats 81 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,720 have like little kind of like claws that they use to like make all the 82 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,160 drinks and stuff. When you see that and high def like sloppily cutting a 83 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:38,920 wedge of lemon for a drink that's overly sweet, it's really actually kind of 84 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,959 nuts. It's innovating. Yeah, okay, just a couple of notes and 85 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:46,959 then I'll move on. Jared. He is a new archetype. He seems 86 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,839 like a nice guy, very overwhelmed by the pressure. I know that we've 87 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:56,600 seen that before, but there's something more, there's something under this. I 88 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,600 don't think he's gonna last. And that that was of fun. I wish 89 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:06,000 that we could just go ahead and say it. Oh right, yeah, 90 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:12,160 because we talked to Fraser and he told us everything, No, you're not 91 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:18,120 catching my drift. But let's just say I think that Jared's he's hot. 92 00:07:18,279 --> 00:07:21,279 He's a stoner. He's high as like, yeah, yeah, he's got 93 00:07:21,319 --> 00:07:25,160 the stoner laugh and the cough. Right, and I think he has an 94 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,600 unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Oh okay, but I don't know yet. So 95 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,040 look, dude, I don't know. Yeah, I'll have to get to 96 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:34,720 know you. Yeah. Anyway, amazing first first entry into season eleven of 97 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:40,959 Below Deck. I'm gonna give it ninety knots dude. Nope, Dylan's lighting 98 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,199 up. You're sparking up. Look at you. Sorry, that was not 99 00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:50,680 good timing. Listen, I loved so ninety nine is way too high and 100 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:57,319 you know that. And that's a bad way to start the season starting to 101 00:07:57,399 --> 00:08:01,920 high. The bar is too high. And just you know that almost everyone 102 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,199 on this boat is concerningly incompetent, and that is perfect. That is what 103 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,839 we want on this show. If you're not incompetent, we want you damaged. 104 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:16,480 And we have that. I mean, we have a vampire. I'm 105 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:24,079 gonna call her Vampira, okay, And by the way, I do want 106 00:08:24,079 --> 00:08:26,800 to point out okay, she says almost at the out of the gate. 107 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,680 She doesn't like people. She doesn't like to be around people, she doesn't 108 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:37,240 like to talk to people. Great choice in occupation. I love her so 109 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:43,440 much. She is my spirit animal and I can't wait to meet vampire. 110 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,840 More and more is the episodes going along, But I'm really looking forward to 111 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:50,600 the season. It looks like it's going to shape up pretty good. Let's 112 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,080 get into it, Okay, now, Dyl, how are we going to 113 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,200 do this? Because we have when everyone shows up to the boat, and 114 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:01,120 if you don't mind I'd like to just kind of do it chronolog I would 115 00:09:01,159 --> 00:09:05,440 love to do that too, but first I think we should probably and this 116 00:09:05,519 --> 00:09:09,759 is a little impromptu, and I apologize if this is a little stumbly, 117 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:18,039 but we have uh something that we did last season. I don't know if 118 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:26,480 you're going to be upset by this, but we have a new captain. 119 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:33,159 Oh man, that's right, we do, don't we? Yeah, new 120 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:39,960 captain man Captain Carrey from Below Deck Adventure. Yeah, Below Deck Adventure. 121 00:09:41,159 --> 00:09:45,519 And it's listen. I know that we've already eulogized Lee, and Lee has 122 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:50,000 started a podcast about like the Real Housewives or something, so he isn't enemy 123 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:56,679 now, but I think we would be remiss if we didn't just say hold 124 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:07,360 on, hello. Ah oh he sounds sick. Hey, I got some 125 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:15,960 insite information that Captain carry guy he killed people their rest. Don't once? 126 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,320 All right, I gotta go, yeah Lee Lee Lee is Lee is being 127 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:31,000 so caddy, defaming, defaming Carrie, calling him serial killer like that one. 128 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,399 It's pathetic, and he's getting him confused with Captain Glenn very clearly. 129 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:41,799 But we kick off with the James Cameron trailer intro of this was insane Okay, 130 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:46,720 it's quite an epic opening season protagonist the secret agent Captain Carry. Okay, 131 00:10:46,799 --> 00:10:50,200 yeah, this is wonderful, all right, very grand in nature. 132 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,799 We spend some time getting to know Captain Carry. You know, he describes 133 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:58,200 his occupation less like a dude that drives a boat around for a bunch of 134 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,480 rich assholes for an overpriced occasion yea, and more like someone who kills bond 135 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,559 victims. Yeah. Yeah. You always have to look around the corner right 136 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:09,559 right right? Why? Yeah, yeah, it's like sitting down with like 137 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:13,320 Smedley Butler or somebody you like, just just look at the screens and the 138 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,320 buttons on the boat. I'm sorry, have you seen like a lot of 139 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:22,240 theater or or or do you just drive a boat? Got to watch out 140 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,559 for night shot. Now, I'm not saying that driving a boat of this 141 00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:31,279 size isn't impressive. It is, but cool it with the secret agent stuff 142 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:35,799 a little bit. Fraser ah wants to fist fuck a season? Does he 143 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:39,519 really? That's what he said? Good laugh there. I want to remind 144 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:41,919 Fraser friend of the show, by the way, love you dude. TV 145 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:50,759 shows don't have assholes. Okay, not literally, Ah, I see what 146 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:54,759 you did. There because they're not really I don't know, like it's interesting, 147 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:58,360 like what kind of play on words there, what kind of fauna would 148 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:03,519 you put it to? You show in you know, interesting to think about. 149 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,799 Fraser is a therapist and a garbage disposal. He is also the King 150 00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:11,639 and Queen of the show, a friend of the show. One of the 151 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:16,679 things that I'm so excited about is just having fresh back. I just think 152 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,080 it's fucking awesome. No, no, no, I just mean as a 153 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:24,960 chief Stu. I think he's a great chief stew even when he's doing categorically 154 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:31,240 poorly, it's great, you know. And and again it's it's difficult to 155 00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:37,679 judge somebody on their alleviation of a blood feud and their crew, like sometimes 156 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,639 you very rarely are going to fix that, you know. All right. 157 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:45,159 So Jill's Aeron will not be a stew, but she will be on the 158 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,759 show. I think she should be a stew. I think that Bravo should 159 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:52,799 probably work on that because it would be amazing. Jill Jills Aaron as the 160 00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:56,720 chef. Oh my god, did we get that first? Or we have 161 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:01,440 Barbie first? Barbie is our next person, self described Argentinian daddy's girl, 162 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:05,919 her tits and drawn eyes eyebrows might not might be fake, but she's real. 163 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:11,159 Okay, So I'm so happy that you said that gross thing that you 164 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:18,240 said, because I want to talk about Barbie. Obviously. The woman seems 165 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:28,679 spoiled and dumb, right, but sometimes, and very rarely, sea rats 166 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:31,919 prove to have more depth. Oh, yes, you know, and she's 167 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,159 got quite the work ethic, quite the work ethic. You know, sell 168 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,000 her short? No, absolutely, but you know she I only say that 169 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:46,080 because she seems mean and overly proud of being wealthy, and she's also a 170 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:50,879 sea rat. Like. I don't know how you fall from Ferraris and Argentina 171 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,960 to being a sea rat. I think it's mistake after mistake after mistake. 172 00:13:54,039 --> 00:14:00,279 But listen, we'll get to know Barbie. We will. Ben is up 173 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,240 next. Didn't work out with Camille. Who would have seen that coming. 174 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:07,960 I didn't see it coming. I thought they were perfect for one another. 175 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,679 She cheated on. Yeah, yeah, it looks like he's going to be 176 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:16,320 the player again this season. Yep, absolutely plump nips. We know him 177 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:20,000 very well. Zandy is up next. She is my favorite person already. 178 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:24,039 She is a witch. She is a vampire at night She also seems to 179 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:30,000 have a serious drinking problem, which is I mean, I can't tell you 180 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,039 how important that it's gotta be fun. Yeah, yeah, Jared, I 181 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,759 don't know the man yet, but as you pointed out, he likes the 182 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:39,000 weed. He's got the stoner laugh. He might also be a drunk. 183 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,320 He has the stoner posture, the stoner stature, the stoner vibes, the 184 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:52,480 stoner everything. The man is spanked Sonny up next her crutch. She likes 185 00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:56,440 emotionally unavailable jerks. I'm sure her srs Scale will be off the charts, 186 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,440 that is. Oh yeah, rats, sad Scale. Don't know. The 187 00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:07,000 people from Quebec are pretty, you know, although Quebec might be like this, 188 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,440 like the more like newir part of Canada. Are you not do at 189 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,519 any place that's cold and you can't go outside three months of the year. 190 00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:18,759 You got a problem with alcohol? Oh no, no, no. But 191 00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:24,320 Canadians seem so happy, you think so? Yeah. I actually played golf 192 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:30,600 with a nice Canadian couple this weekend. That's nice Peter and Kathy. She 193 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:35,120 skullfucked a lot of balls over the green and because of that we had to 194 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,559 leave early, and I hated her for a brief moment, but no one 195 00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:45,799 wants to hear about this. Kathy, what are you doing? All right? 196 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:50,039 I was gonna say, Sonny, her dad is probably a drunk. 197 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,960 Okay, speaking of drunks, Kyle, Yeah, of course we have Kyle. 198 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,240 His establishing shot is drinking whiskey from a bottle. I understand he's Scottish, 199 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:03,000 but not like drinking orange juice. But be responsible, don't whip out 200 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:07,039 your balls to every stranger you walk. I'm very, very happy that you 201 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:11,679 brought up that it was like drinking orange juice, because when we talk about 202 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:18,279 sea rat drinkers, you know, there are obviously different species. You know, 203 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,679 there's not just one kind of rat. There are multiple kinds of sea 204 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:26,240 rats. And he is not going to get as fucked up. I don't 205 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:33,320 think as some of some others will. Time will tell, Time will tell. 206 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,799 But Scott's are professional drinkers. You know. I can suck down, 207 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,519 you know, two handles of whiskey and then he starts punching horses in the 208 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:45,840 face. Kat. The California girls up next. What is her dream job? 209 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,559 Is the question? She has no but she'll come up with it. 210 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,840 While removing toilet a urine from a toilet. Yeah. The the the question 211 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:59,600 was a VEO from her, and that is asked as they show her cleaning 212 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,480 a toilet, which is, you know, if people think we're mean, 213 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:11,079 Like, what we're doing is we're picking up on what this show is trying 214 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:17,839 to tell us that the working class are pathetic and that we should all strive 215 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,920 to not be them and blame Bravo for that. That's not us, that's 216 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,160 not us. They're trying to tell you that there is no pride in this 217 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:33,279 and that's all we're seeing. You know what, nothing. I think we 218 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:37,160 have a chef Anthony last. He claims to work well under pressure. I 219 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:41,039 guess we'll see about that and then it's time to I guess get into the 220 00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:47,720 show. Yeah see, I could totally tell that you're a distractive Jesus Christ. 221 00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:56,359 My fucking phone? Hello, who is it? It's a secret message? 222 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:02,720 Is this Lee? No captain carry? He's got a telemarketing scam? 223 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:04,799 Where? Yeah? Can I talk to him? Real quick? I talked 224 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:10,720 to him, Lee? Is this you let me? Let me? Let 225 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:15,119 me talk to him? Now? We got it? And that's the improv 226 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,319 that was that? Was it? A taty garry? He runs a telemarketing 227 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:23,759 scheme. He's whipping off old people. I gotta go all right, there 228 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:27,880 we go. See. I listen, we had that improv class many years 229 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:37,440 ago at nine to fifteen at night by a couple of cool like cars, 230 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:42,359 you know, and that night didn't go well for you. I don't think 231 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:47,680 that you like improv. No, I hate improv mhm. But you know 232 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:52,440 what I do like Granada. No, that's gonna be the color of the 233 00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:56,079 uniform. Yeah, I listen. I'm a fan of teal mhm. You 234 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:02,200 know, you know you you know what you see a lot of to heal? 235 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:12,319 What a lot of teal on cahungahungas Tonga, you know? Yeah? 236 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:18,079 Because what is that stone? What's that stone? Oh, it's a beautiful 237 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:21,559 stone. It's a beautiful stone. You can't think of the name. All 238 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,039 right, go ahead forgive me. All right, Well we're in Grenada. 239 00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:29,759 Uh, Fraser and Captain carry catch up. Fraser learns that his staff has 240 00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:37,079 four and a half minutes of experience in total. Yeah, and Carrie has 241 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:41,759 some advice. One watch the turquoise. That's right, turquoise. But that's 242 00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:45,039 the color too, so it's not quite too uh yeah, no, no, 243 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:52,720 one has experienced on this boat. Fraser arrives and says that he's not 244 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:59,720 going to allow anybody to bite his tits this season, and he is disgusted 245 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,559 by the color of this. Yeah, he doesn't need as much as I 246 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:08,000 do. Jared strikes me as and I wrote this before I had seen the 247 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,400 rest of the episode, so it makes it rather obvious. But right the 248 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,799 first time you see him, you're like, Okay, so this is the 249 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:25,119 sacrificial lamb. This is the person who is going to get absolutely bludgeoned in 250 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:30,279 a in a kosher it's kosher animal processing. What's going to happen to this 251 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:34,599 guy? I hope he gets his ship together and finishes out the season, 252 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,119 but not a good start. Yeah, you know, Dylan, our first 253 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:42,720 season that we ever covered of this, Uh, this actual version of the 254 00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:48,799 show where there was a Bosa named Chandler. Yeah, three episodes and they 255 00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:52,559 really realized he wasn't up for the job pretty quickly. Yeah, it's unlikable. 256 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:59,480 People cannot lead others, They just can't. Anthony is next. He 257 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:07,799 is identical to Fraser's X and also fraudulent, but we'll get to him later. 258 00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:12,880 A little sea rat sat history here Jared does mention that how we ended 259 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,960 up being a sea rat. He was hanging drywall in Connecticut and he said, 260 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,079 I don't want this for the rest of my life. Yeah, yeah, 261 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,039 yeah. They cut to a really cool picture of I think that they 262 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:26,759 were installing a jacuzzi or maybe it was a countertop or something like that. 263 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:33,160 But yeah, I'm glad he's here. We get to his usurper Ben. 264 00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:37,559 He's been working as a boson. He knows this boat like the back of 265 00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:41,200 his hand, and he's a little agret. I mean, what do we 266 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:45,279 doing it? Yeah? I mean we can see this coming from a mile. 267 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,319 You can imagine hiring somebody just to slay them. That's exactly what they've 268 00:21:49,319 --> 00:21:52,839 done with Jared. They have done that. But you know, if you 269 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,599 really think about it, Ben, he's okay with it because he's going to 270 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,799 get more time to sleep with half the boat, right. Yeah. Hina 271 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:03,359 anchor, Watch Vagina Anchor, Watch Vagina, and Barbie is up next. 272 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:11,960 I continue to really dislike this person, un ironically failing to acknowledge a safety 273 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:18,400 net the likes of which few people ever get to experience while talking about wasting 274 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:23,519 your hard earned money on jewelry is enraging. Now, Dylan, you and 275 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:27,559 I we're gonna disagree on this, agree to disagree. What uh what what 276 00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:30,200 would you do with your c rat tip money? Yeah, put it in 277 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,319 an investment like diamonds, or fucking flushing it down the toilet at a fucking 278 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:40,279 bar on a night out. Well interesting that diamond was the first investment that 279 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:45,920 popped up. But yeah, no, I mean to say, I don't 280 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,279 think that she necessarily has to pay for a lot of life expenses. Well 281 00:22:49,279 --> 00:22:52,680 that's why she said she's investing in all these expensive handbags. Oh you think 282 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,920 it's an investment. That's it isn't It is an investment, attack Dylan in 283 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:03,400 those comments. It is an investment. So we get to Zandy, then 284 00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:10,759 Sonny boards the boat. Then we get back to Jared, who is freaking 285 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:18,240 He's freaking the fuck out. Kyle Scotland Highlands is up next, and then 286 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:23,039 Cat and then we get to our first crew meeting. Yeah. Now we 287 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:30,279 first kind of un roll Carrie's CV. We cut through all the places that 288 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:37,519 Carri's been and what this is is this these are the editors just really honing 289 00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:44,400 in their adderall milligrams and they're just like let's hey, let's just show everybody 290 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:52,480 what we can do this season with this font and these high definition licensed pieces 291 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:56,200 of footage of places like Norway. And then we get back to Norway and 292 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:03,400 I'm reminded of that franchise and how much we hate it. Nerds, Nerds. 293 00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:08,839 They cast a whole group of nerds to run a boat. It sucked. 294 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:15,519 Well. Uh Kara, racist cowboy whose mother slays horses. I forgot 295 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:21,319 about that, dude. That was That was one of the wildest stories. 296 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:27,400 His mom was accused I think of killing or stealing livestocks. It was killing. 297 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:32,039 She killed a neighbor's horse because they were in a dispute, because a 298 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:34,599 little lie. He was like, people told a lie about my mama. 299 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:41,079 She's been running. She killed a horse man. It's an awful thing to 300 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:45,319 do. If I was micro do saying I would never do that, You 301 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:52,480 know what I mean? And that's why we take micro dos. Micro does 302 00:24:52,599 --> 00:25:00,440 can help you put the world on your shoulders literally, mm hmmmmm. What's 303 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,079 been going on with you and talk about how you've been incorporating micro does into 304 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,559 your life? Oh well, I use it every single day, Dylan, 305 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,640 because it calms me. It makes me a more relaxed person. You know, 306 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,599 I get a lot going on in my life. I have a four 307 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,000 year old and I have a five month old. The house is nuts. 308 00:25:17,079 --> 00:25:18,319 Yeah. The only way and get through my day is with a little micro 309 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:23,440 dose. Yeah. And when you take micro dose, can you turn into 310 00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:27,720 a little kind of tornado and clean up all the toys really fast in a 311 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,920 cartoonish way? Dylan, that's funny you mentioned that, because no, life 312 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,759 isn't a cartoon. Life is life, Dylan. What I can do on 313 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:37,599 micro dose is I can calmly tell my daughter in a responsible parenting way, 314 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,480 Elliott, why don't you clean up your toys right now? And she says 315 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:47,480 okay, Daddy. Yes. And micro dose is available nationwide. To learn 316 00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,440 more about micro dosing THHG, go to micro does dot com and use code 317 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,920 bad TV to get free shipping in thirty percent off for first order lanes can 318 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,880 be found in the show description. But again that's micro dose en code bad 319 00:25:57,079 --> 00:26:02,559 TV. All right, All right, By the way, at some point, 320 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:07,000 Ben, who is clearly the cocksman on the boat, he walks by 321 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,319 like his bunk or somebody goes, I know this boat so well. If 322 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:14,160 the walls could talk, they tell stories, and I was like yeah, 323 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,960 and the first thing they'd say is what a womanizing jerk. I don't like 324 00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:22,400 Ben? Oh you I don't like him. Wow, you know what. 325 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,319 We'll get to it later. But he traffics in a in a kind of 326 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:33,920 shadow aggression that we've seen in Malia and bugs to a certain decree. You 327 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,079 know, it's all fun and pepperoni nips on the outside, but there is 328 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:41,720 a there is a war being a little Yeah, absolutely, Hey, can 329 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,240 we I was referring to Ben's nipples. I was not referring to bugs or 330 00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:49,839 Malia. Oh yeah, not that Pepperoni tits. Hey, so Carrie, 331 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:53,920 we wrap up this first crew meeting. There's a couple of unique things. 332 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:57,160 And I'm not saying anything bad about I'm saying his nipples are plump. I 333 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,440 think he has plump nipples. I like b I don't want to talk about 334 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:03,839 this anymore. Okay, Okay, Well Carrie tells everybody, Hey, look, 335 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,960 every day is not going to be rainbows and unicorns. You know, 336 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,519 every once in a while you're gonna need to cry. And when you need 337 00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:14,519 to do that, you come my way. Now that's quite the contrast from 338 00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:18,559 a certain former captain that had a plane pocket full of plane tickets. Yeah, 339 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:26,559 with the exact date and time of the future firing. And it's like 340 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:32,039 shocking. If you can do that kind of suit saying, then you have 341 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:38,960 to use it for good. You can't just be a grumpy Jesus Christ. 342 00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:45,279 Your phone on, do not disturb? Hello, Hey, I never had 343 00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:52,680 the play tickets listening to the show right now? No did he hang up? 344 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,519 Okay? Okay? So therein lies another just freakish ability of Captain Lee. 345 00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:03,920 This doesn't go out. The mass is live what somehow he's he's hearing 346 00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:11,000 us. It's like he's omni president ominition, like God, he's like a 347 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:19,039 He's like a petty god. So interior meeting happens. Fraser gives his team 348 00:28:19,079 --> 00:28:30,000 a little chat because of the Alyssa and Millie illicit drama last season. He's 349 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,920 pretty harsh. He's like, listen, if you don't get along here, 350 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:42,720 go just go. I don't want to keep anybody. But I feel like 351 00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:48,160 as Fraser grows into the profession, and I know that he's been a chief 352 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,920 stew for some time, but he's in a new profession, a new position 353 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:59,400 less chief stew much more managing sea rats. Oh yes, and yeah, 354 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,240 go ahead. Well there's a couple things. It's a completely different job. 355 00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:06,279 He's got to watch that line between friendship and being a manager. And then 356 00:29:06,319 --> 00:29:08,319 also he's learned that, look, I'm not going to just hand out these 357 00:29:08,359 --> 00:29:14,119 epaulets saying your first, second or third, let's see how you work. 358 00:29:14,359 --> 00:29:18,559 Prove yourself to me. He's learned a lot from that. When Sandy was 359 00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:22,799 throwing him out like a oh that's him as a twink that she idea. 360 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,000 Yeah, Captain Sandy was brutal on Fraser, and Fraser has learned a couple 361 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,839 of things. One, turn it into hunger games. Immediately, make it 362 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:37,480 hunger games as quick as you possibly can. Maybe give them weapons he opts 363 00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:41,480 not to this time, but definitely make them earn the title of prime. 364 00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:45,359 But also I would say to phrase, you can't just you can't just tell 365 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:51,119 people who are having, you know, downtrodden times that they can they can 366 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:56,519 go. That's Frasee not really having mastered the art of managing sea rats, 367 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,279 but where he is right now, that's what he needs. Okay, he 368 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:02,880 needs to focus and if a sea rat needs to go, a sea ratt 369 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,279 needs to go, but I think Barbie and Cat are going to be feuding 370 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,440 quite a bit. We'll see about that. It's a little bit like that 371 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,839 Entourage episode where the two the Sclar brothers, one slept with the other person's 372 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:21,720 wife and that one, that bad guy, was very very good for the 373 00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:26,599 agency, but they fired the one who was betrayed by his brother because he 374 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,160 was aware. I can see that Sklar brothers go way back to entreg the 375 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:37,759 Scar brothers. The Scar Brothers have been around making people chuckle for a good 376 00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:41,200 long while. You know what, no one ever mocks him. They always 377 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:47,240 say things at the same time. Yeah, what a bunch of asshole. 378 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:53,519 I see what you're doing that you both think on the same break. Fraser 379 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,160 goes around examines the boat. There's a ship stand on the pillow. I'm 380 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,599 not sure if you wanted to talk about that. I didn't see that. 381 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,119 But by the way, we spend about the next ten minutes like doing cleaning 382 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:10,319 montages of the boat. We have a device called a dildo that sprays I 383 00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:17,200 guess water down, yeah or whatever wonder And then we learned that the Scotsman 384 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,759 Yeah, yeah, what's his name again, Kyle, Kyle, Yeah, 385 00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:23,720 yeah, apparently he nearly lost his asshole in a tragic coat hanger accident. 386 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:30,279 Or yeah, yeah, Now, as impossible as it seems to lose your 387 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:36,480 asshole, we need to clarify that Pat is talking about the actual butt cheek 388 00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:40,440 when the question would rise again, how is it possible to lose a butt 389 00:31:40,519 --> 00:31:45,799 cheek? It's such a massive flash. It would be like, you know, 390 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,279 the only way it could be removed is by something akin to butchery, 391 00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:56,759 or maybe some kind of really like thick like Grandfather clock kind of swinging scythe 392 00:31:56,359 --> 00:31:59,480 But I'm in, like, you know, I'm in like that. Those 393 00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:04,559 don't really exist here. So I'm confused. I got that wrong. No, 394 00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:07,960 no, no, you got it right. I'm confused about why a 395 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:13,680 coat hanger branding you could cause you to lose your entire asshole, you know, 396 00:32:14,759 --> 00:32:16,839 but he did almost lose it. I'm just not sure what have we 397 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,480 ever talked to him? We'll figure out what went down that evening. Hey 398 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,359 doll, can we get to the preference she have been broad daylight? Yeah. 399 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,359 Oh, before we get to the preference sheet meeting, we have to 400 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,160 build up the fan fair a little bit because you'll find out what's back in 401 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:51,039 two seconds, it's time for the preference sheet. Mideagg. Okay, so 402 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:57,960 Taylor is old as time. I don't the note ends there. I don't 403 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,839 know. I'll give it to you. Okay, so fun. I really 404 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,680 like them. They're also very super harny. They're also people that like put 405 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,799 together gang bang parties that you show up and you're like, yah, I'm 406 00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:10,960 gonna leave early. You know, I don't want to judge people I hate. 407 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,480 I hate when you get to those and because you build up the evening. 408 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,519 This isn't going to the recital. We're going to a gang bang party. 409 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,880 It's twice a year, and and you show up and you're like, 410 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,319 this thinks that we shouldn't have built this up this month. Well let me 411 00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:30,359 tell you why, man, because whenever you show up to one of these 412 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,200 gang bang parties, there's never Ford models there. You know, it's a 413 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,559 bunch of people that join nudist camps. Yeah. Well that's what's so odd 414 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:49,200 about this group of heavyweights. They are really like overtly sexual, but they're 415 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:57,680 overtly sexual in monogamy. They're not like they're not these like well, I 416 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,680 know they organize gang bang parties, but like here on this show and not 417 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,880 in our made up universe. They're extremely horny, but they're horny with their 418 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,239 partners, right, like a couple of slutty penguins flopping on you know. 419 00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:12,679 Yeah, yeah, especially those kind of penguins that admit And this was in 420 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,719 the preference Sheetbrian and Rebecca the primaries. They say in the primary preference sheet 421 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:22,800 there they spend every second with each other. First off, whoever admits to 422 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:28,119 that a bunch of weirdos see something going on behind the scenes. No couple 423 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,039 wants to spend every second with each other. Yeah, unless they're running like 424 00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:36,519 an underground syndicate of king being parties and they have to be with each other. 425 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,320 We were picking up what I'm throwing down. There's a lot of work 426 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,760 to be done, and then it's a little bit like the two people that 427 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:45,000 have the coke recipe. Nope, it's not like that at all, because 428 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:49,159 they have to be away from each other less both of them die. So 429 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,239 we're going to do eco tours. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hiyaking 430 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:58,519 through the Mangro Carrie lets us know he loves eco tourism. Yeah, you 431 00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:02,440 know, who doesn't. Everyone who watched Below Deck Adventure, which is why 432 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,960 it's canceled. Well, I was also gonna say, listen, people are 433 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:14,239 probably into what's it called ectoplasm, but not in mangroves. I don't want 434 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,840 to go into a bunch of fucking mangroves and check out the fucking vicious demon 435 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,480 turtles. Hey Bill, was this at the point where Captain Carey did a 436 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,400 little Sea rat history of himself? Was he the one that was a fat 437 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:31,800 kid red backwards? Uh spelled? No? That was who was that? 438 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,639 Kyle? Someone? Normally, when you say you were a fat kid that 439 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,480 smelled the red backwards, you're good looking out, you know, you're like 440 00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:42,679 Jerry O'Connell. Sure that might have been Captain Carey. Anyway, I'll say 441 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,440 that's the two on the Sea rat sad scale. Yeah, did your grandmother 442 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:50,000 get run over by a train while you watched? Because that's what we're looking 443 00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:53,559 for. Yeah, okay, did your grandmother get run over a train while 444 00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:59,760 you watched? Because you knocked her out because you wanted to play pretend like 445 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,079 all of the things that you'd seen on television with the damsel on the track? 446 00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:08,880 That is a ten that is so fucked up. Sandy is up next. 447 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,840 Vampire likes making beds. She would rather put her hand in a blender 448 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:17,119 than have small talk with primaries. And she means it because if she puts 449 00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:22,800 her hand in a blender, she can turn it on in her hat will 450 00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:29,719 her hand will just turn into a bunch of bats. She won't get hurt 451 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,000 it all. No, No, she's a vampire. You know what. 452 00:36:31,079 --> 00:36:36,159 I'll say this though, on a serious note, bad occupy, bad occupation 453 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:42,679 choice. Vampire, go get your long hald long haul truck her license. 454 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,559 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a show right there, 455 00:36:47,159 --> 00:36:55,119 vampire chick long hauler. She could kind of infiltrate some seedy pockets of the 456 00:36:55,239 --> 00:37:01,360 United States of America. And who knows, maybe even your up directed by 457 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,880 J. J. Abrams. I cannot find my notes, all right, 458 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,719 cats up next. So it's nighttime. She's very green, she admits that, 459 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:15,480 and she's very Californian. How do I know that, Narley, I 460 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,800 don't know how I feel about that word, gar Yeah, how do you 461 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,719 feel about agro? It's another Californian word. Yeah, dude's getting agro manh 462 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:30,440 wow. Yeah, I know. It is a very very real stereotype of 463 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:37,199 people that are more from Southern California. It's not so much a Los Angeles 464 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:44,400 thing as it is like a San Diego San Diego, but also meets Lake 465 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:51,360 Tahoe snowboarder. Sure, yeah, exactly exactly. So we eat some sandwiches, 466 00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:52,719 all right, So Jill, there's a lot here. Yeah, Ben 467 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,719 crosses the line I think here he asks captain carry some personal questions about himself. 468 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:04,039 Yeah, it turns out he painted houses. Did you catch that houses 469 00:38:04,079 --> 00:38:07,559 for a little while? Yeah, saw the irishman. Oh you know what 470 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:09,679 pay any houses is? Yes, slaughtering people, that's cold word for the 471 00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:15,119 for a mob hit man. Yeah, and it's so crazy to just brazenly 472 00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:17,159 say that you did it so that you could be closer to your daughters while 473 00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:23,679 you're going through a dark period. I mean, Carrie, we know that 474 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:29,000 you want to, before the great day comes, confess to your crimes. 475 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,719 But let's not do it so tongue in cheek, raizenly. Also, you 476 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,679 know, he killed people. But it's okay though, because you know, 477 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,000 in the mob, when they killed each other, you know, horrifically. 478 00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:42,039 Yeah, it's because they had it coming. Yeah, or it's just business, 479 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,159 that's right. Yeah, they never involved anybody outside the mob. You 480 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,559 know, yeah, right, and got a coming across the line. He 481 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,480 fucked the organizational. Yeah, but they would absolutely kill people outside of the 482 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:57,599 organization. But it wasn't personal. It was just business business. Uh sorry, 483 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:07,079 grandmother the bag had died. She stole a bunch of fucking smack from 484 00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:10,760 us, so we had to wipe her around. They said that wipe him 485 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,880 out. Okay, So we see Kyle's ass and we wake for a new 486 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:21,360 day. Do you know who Frasier puts on things? I do? Okay, 487 00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,679 Barbie will do dinners because she's polished. Kat will be a floater because 488 00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:29,440 she's got a good attitude, and Sandy will move into laundry, the maundry 489 00:39:29,559 --> 00:39:31,239 because she's a vampire and she hates people. I think that word. I 490 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:37,400 think that works perfectly. Barbie's front of house. Vampire is housekeeping, and 491 00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:43,639 Kat is just smoking pot. Somewhere, Anthony is freaking the fuck out out. 492 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,119 He says that at the restaurant he had eighteen employees. Here he has 493 00:39:47,199 --> 00:39:55,639 no one. Um, let's withhold as much judgment as we can, as 494 00:39:55,679 --> 00:40:04,360 we've been doing all episode. I I feel that the guy might be a 495 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,440 ruin kind of guy. Yeah, yeah, I feel that he could be 496 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:12,000 maybe not that big of a fraud, but I think that there was a 497 00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:15,840 little yeah with the resume thing. Yeah, they do that all the time, 498 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,840 you see rats, because because I saw the way he cut cabbage, 499 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,119 and there's just no way that he could have eighteen people underneath him knife skills. 500 00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:30,119 Yeah. Also, there is no chef in the world worth his or 501 00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:36,480 her weight and salt that destroys a kitchen when they cook. It's just not 502 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,679 done by people who are very good at cooking, you know, Dell, 503 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:44,239 you generally, I'll give the chefs on this show a first charter, yeah, 504 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,360 to kind of figure shit out because you don't know where anything is. 505 00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:50,639 Yeah, totally. Yeah. Well, Barbie presents our first complication. She 506 00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:57,519 seems to be really really good at her job, and she talks about that 507 00:40:57,559 --> 00:41:01,079 while she SIPs mate, and then moves on to a topic of all the 508 00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:07,079 hotels that she stayed at. Yeah, he's one of those. She might 509 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:12,719 be making an Instagram influencer or play here, I think, Yeah, I 510 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,920 think so too. So Carrie Eagle, I goes around the boat, I 511 00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:19,400 I captain. I mean, oh, we haven't seen this before, Okay, 512 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,760 so I kind of like this. So Before the charter, Captain Carry 513 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,079 says, I'm gonna do a fucking inspection. I mean a really good one. 514 00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:29,559 I've never seen this, and I've been covering the show for six years 515 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,719 to go around and look at hey. I think at some point, boy, 516 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,119 he was very micro managing. He saw that in the bathrooms. Do 517 00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:42,679 you keep the what do you call it, the Bethspickett whatever plug down? 518 00:41:42,679 --> 00:41:45,679 The plug up? He's like, keep it consistent. He's on top of 519 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,480 it. I mean people fall off, because that's what happens with fame you 520 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,239 that was a Jason Bourne kind of thing that he saw there. Yeah, 521 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:57,239 you have to, I mean think about that. You're gonna notice the little 522 00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,880 things you have to commit to a direct of sync plug. We can't just 523 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:06,280 have things be all fucking willy wonk up in here. I mean, that's 524 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,599 an unbelievable thing to pick out and then to know why it's wrong, you 525 00:42:09,599 --> 00:42:12,920 know, quite the spectrum. I could also see rain Man doing that. 526 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,159 Yeah. Absolutely, So we suck in and we get to the first charter. 527 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,199 I think someone says that she has a barreling vagina. I'm not sure. 528 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,239 Fraser gives them a tour. He asks how they know each other, 529 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,679 they say best friends. I don't know why I got hung up on this. 530 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:34,559 That's not a great answer. I think it's like a it's an a 531 00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:38,880 normal answer. We're all best friends, but that really does not give you 532 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:43,599 any insight into how they met. Well, let me get into your head 533 00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:47,400 for a second. Yeah, someone who's going to service you for two days 534 00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:51,360 ask you a very intimate question. Yeah, how do you know about Well? 535 00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:53,000 We could spend two hours explain, right, yeah, or I could 536 00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:55,880 just give you the short answer. We're best friends. Yeah, yeah, 537 00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:00,760 no, you're because we know you're not listening anyway. So this is not 538 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:07,440 going to be a pleasure cruise. And that's how I like it. I'm 539 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,599 so sorry about that. I mean, I don't know if I have long 540 00:43:12,639 --> 00:43:15,239 COVID your long haul. Yeah, I think I might be a long hauler. 541 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,440 My daughter painted my face with sparkles yesterday, and I have a fucking 542 00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,719 gold thing. Yeah. I can see it. You can see it. 543 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,440 I can see it trying to get it off my eye. Yeah, my 544 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:29,559 god, things you do when you're a parent, you know. I had 545 00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:36,159 to flush my nose this morning with what water and saline solution? How you 546 00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:38,679 doing well? I'm doing good. But I went to the E and T. 547 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,079 They said you might have a deviated septum. But before we stick a 548 00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:46,239 camera up your nose, we're gonna have to see if you have little inflamed 549 00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,239 you know, nodules in there. So what we need you to do is 550 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,039 rinch your nose out every morning, spray something in your nose every morning, 551 00:43:54,119 --> 00:44:00,000 and spray something else at night. I did my my solution this morning. 552 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:04,000 I'll never do that again. I'll never do that again. And for a 553 00:44:04,079 --> 00:44:08,599 doctor to ask me to do that is absolutely ridiculous. I mean, are 554 00:44:08,639 --> 00:44:14,679 you aware of what that is and why you cannot start your day off like 555 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:20,000 that? Do you see the gold thing on my head? You knock it 556 00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:23,000 off? It is driving me nice. See there's something like right there. 557 00:44:23,079 --> 00:44:28,960 Thank you, I feel thank you. I see better. It's not gonna 558 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:35,760 be a pleasure cruise. And that's how I like Jared just I mean, 559 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,039 I'd like him by the way he gives me a little Jesse pink pink. 560 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,320 Oh, absolutely a lot of Jesse pinkmen there less math, more weed. 561 00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:52,880 We forgot to mention that we have a conversation about far away dads at the 562 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:59,679 torture me, no judgment, no judgment, judgment, No, we don't 563 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:05,599 drive. Jared is though, just not doing great. He does two and 564 00:45:05,639 --> 00:45:09,440 a half shots into the water line or above the water line. I don't 565 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,039 know what the fuck they say, but it was meant to be one shot, 566 00:45:13,559 --> 00:45:17,199 and this is when he evidently throws Ben under the bus. Now I'll 567 00:45:17,199 --> 00:45:20,800 break down the game for you, Okay, So Jared drops two and a 568 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,719 half shots. Kerry wanted one. Ben was supposed to like walk down there 569 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,280 and communicate this to him, but he never had time to do it. 570 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,760 Jared just did it on his own then by getting on the walkie talkie and 571 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:36,079 telling him that Ben told him to do it. The good news here, 572 00:45:36,119 --> 00:45:40,159 at least initially, is that Ben and Jared are able to kind of squash 573 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,400 the potential drama. Yeah yeah, yeah. And then we get to our 574 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:50,079 first lunch. Who doesn't love a bow? I hate them? Yeah, 575 00:45:50,639 --> 00:45:52,800 I wasn't. I was going to answer the question, oh, do you 576 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:59,480 remember take a bow? Yes, loved that place. Now it's mister mister 577 00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:05,639 Oh's, mister O's. So I am not sold on this guy. This 578 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:09,159 is where I saw his knife skills. He constructed pat tie well, the 579 00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:14,519 food was okay, but the knife skills are sus and he seems to have 580 00:46:14,559 --> 00:46:16,639 being a soft panic attack the entire time. I get it. It's day 581 00:46:16,639 --> 00:46:21,159 one, but he does not have a cool meter, and if he does, 582 00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:24,840 it's broken and it's hot. This woman sits down, she keeps saying 583 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:34,039 that she's moist. And Carrie arrives at the table and he says, I 584 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:38,800 from the soath, the deep soath. He was a fan of Big Little 585 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,360 Nikky and Adam Sandler jointed from two thousand and one. Does anybody know what 586 00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:49,760 he's talking about Australia. I think he's looked at as the little ugly little 587 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,559 stepchild in the south of the Equator. What's it called like? The this 588 00:46:54,440 --> 00:47:00,199 is it something? Is it like known to be a Southern thing? I 589 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:06,199 don't know. Hey, let us know, yeah, because these Southerners don't 590 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:09,360 know what he's talking about, all right. So lobster is up next, 591 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:15,519 deconstructed pat tie on top of the carcass of a sea bug. It's actually 592 00:47:15,519 --> 00:47:20,480 a great dish, but good chefs are organized. This kitchen looks like a 593 00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:24,840 cartoon tornado flew through it. There is no fucking way if this guy had 594 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:30,039 really had the career that he had in the types of kitchens that he's talking 595 00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:32,159 about, would he do this to a kitchen. I just don't see it 596 00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:35,599 ever happen. I hear that, But I have to question the dinner, 597 00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:38,840 Dylan. Oh yeah, pat tie? The component of are you talking about 598 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,800 the lunch? Oh yeah, lunch? Peanut butter is a major component of 599 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,880 pat tie? Yes or no? Peanuts? Peanuts? Okay, so peanuts 600 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,480 and fucking sea bucks. That's a Reese's cop flavor. I'd not be a 601 00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:58,239 fan of. Oh oh, peanuts could be very complimentary to lots of different 602 00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:04,960 flavors. They can balanced a lot of tingliness from you know, the Loos 603 00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:08,960 and Thailand and stuff like that. But you know how I feel about lobster 604 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:15,360 sea bucks sea bucks. It's it's one of those weird Master of the Universe 605 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:22,039 flexus where we we boil them alive and it breaks my heart. And I 606 00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:24,800 was thinking about the other day. You make a chicken tender. You take 607 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,239 the chicken breast, you put it in egg, washed and then you put 608 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,840 it in flour and bread crumbs, and you fly it cried up. So 609 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:36,239 you're taking the flesh of the animal and then you're bathing it in it's it's 610 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,840 unborn children, and then you're putting it in flour and then frying it. 611 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,360 I can't even think of a more like we run this shit kind of move. 612 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:52,400 It's absolutely brutal and one hundred ears our grandchildren will think we were monsters. 613 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:59,639 Dylan, Holy same. Okay, so Cat is being used and abused 614 00:48:59,679 --> 00:49:04,679 a bit now, and we've got the beginnings of a blood feud Barbie verse. 615 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,880 Cat Cat starts to cry and Fraser says that she's not going to last 616 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,800 as he walks off under his breath. I thought that was interested. I 617 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,199 disagree with him, and I kind of love her. I think that she's 618 00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:19,559 emotional for a good reason. She's very competent, and she has to see 619 00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:23,159 route with interesting eyebrows kind of bossing her all over the place. You know, 620 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:29,920 she's stressed. Sonny loves ass. She loves balls. Correction, ass 621 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:36,239 loves balls and also likes squirrels. So quite the conundrum. Yeah, I 622 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:42,280 mean, listen, this euphoria generation. They'll take any you know, No, 623 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,280 it's cool. I mean everybody's by That is how we get to the 624 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:51,920 top of Olympus. Okay, we all start fucking each other and we stop 625 00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:55,599 bathing chicken in their unborn youth. I mean, that's fucking insane that we 626 00:49:55,719 --> 00:50:02,000 do that, if you think about it. Yeah, So this is a 627 00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:07,039 very sexual group of people, like we talked about, and I think that 628 00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:13,960 that's what makes them really good friends, because if you're this open about your 629 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,760 fluids in front of people who aren't insane, they're going to think that you're 630 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,880 insane. Right. I agree. Ben feels dumber when he's around Jared. 631 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:28,800 And this is where Ben, I think, has that Malia bugs thing that 632 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,079 I was talking about. It's all puffy nipples and smiles on the outside, 633 00:50:32,119 --> 00:50:37,960 but we've seen it with Malia and bugs. They do this kind of manipulation 634 00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:45,360 where little old me didn't do nothing wrong. I just rose to power very 635 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,599 quickly, except for planning seeds, Dylan, I've talked about this. All 636 00:50:47,639 --> 00:50:52,679 you need to do is start telling people something the same thing three times and 637 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,159 you can kind of ingrain it in their minds, in their opinions. You're 638 00:50:55,199 --> 00:51:00,920 talking about like conditioning, that's the word. Yeah, Yeah, you're talking 639 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:08,119 about kind of psychological warfare one hundred. But I do want to say that 640 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,800 Ben, some of his you don't like Ben. You know, I'll get 641 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,079 to know Ben, we'll be friends, we'll interview. We've had him for 642 00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:19,400 a season already. Pat, you should know if you like him. Well, 643 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,559 I called him boring Ben initially, but you know whatever, he's playing 644 00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:27,239 a chess game here. But he is kind of right because Jared says at 645 00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,920 some point he sits down in the gallery and he's like, I want to 646 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:35,079 just want to watch TV, Sir. They don't allow that on Reality Team. 647 00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:38,599 We've literally never seen that one time. Ever, it did happen because 648 00:51:38,639 --> 00:51:45,360 I looked it up. The first reality show to ban cast members from watching 649 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,559 TV with season two of Real World. They had a dude on there, 650 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,480 country music singer. He watched TV all day the entire season. He drank 651 00:51:53,519 --> 00:51:59,880 tang. He got really chubby, and then they banned TVs and reality TV 652 00:52:00,079 --> 00:52:06,320 as a genre said, yeah, no more TVs. Darren, it's our 653 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,880 first day of work, y'all. TV, y'all go ahead. I'm gonna 654 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:15,320 watch Judge Judy and drink some tang. That's what he did, Darren. 655 00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:19,440 He wasn't even on the show. Darn, that's your fourth cup of tang 656 00:52:19,559 --> 00:52:24,639 today. I know it's good for you, Darren, your own fat. 657 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:30,760 Now would you get out of here? All right? So we have to 658 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,760 get to dinner. Ah, yes, forty five minutes late before it even 659 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:38,239 starts. Forty five minutes late before it even starts. But perfection is important 660 00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:43,320 to shoot him when you're French. It's like going down on a check. 661 00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:46,079 Take your time. Okay, that's what he said. Oh that's what he 662 00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:52,239 said. Yeah, okay, God I think so. And perfection is as 663 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:58,719 important to him as it is. And he would not serve things that look 664 00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:07,719 like that. So we can't have kind of long long enough to strands of 665 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:14,639 purple onion, kind of whatever dead on top of a thing of arugula, 666 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,880 right, because that doesn't look good. That's not perfection. That actually looks 667 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:25,199 like I don't know, homec. And also we can't have we can't have 668 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:31,159 be messy, and we can't have be forty five minutes late and then an 669 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:36,760 hour and twenty minutes on the next one. I could have been a quarterway 670 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,119 through, Oppenheimer. No, no, no, you would be more than 671 00:53:40,159 --> 00:53:45,199 a quarter of the way through. Sorry, I mean I know that what 672 00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:50,639 you were trying to say is that that's a long movie. But this, 673 00:53:50,639 --> 00:53:57,960 this dinner has been over two hours and we've had a flap of rob beef 674 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:05,559 with arugola and one oblong onion, and an hour and twenty minutes later, 675 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:12,239 we're going to get something else, but we don't know yet. I don't 676 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,199 like I said, this was one of the most insane things I've seen since 677 00:54:15,599 --> 00:54:21,800 the Russian spy made those nachos or Keiko made those brownies. I mean, 678 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:29,320 I'm hoping we have real incompetence here on our hands. I don't think so. 679 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,960 I think you're just nervous. So we'll see what happens next week. 680 00:54:31,199 --> 00:54:38,119 Until then, join us at patreon dot com for ad free episodes for lots 681 00:54:38,119 --> 00:54:42,719 of fun shows. Again, that's Patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network 682 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,760 iTunes ready to reviews, five stars, kind words. We gotta read a 683 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:52,119 couple Next week we shall. We will join us on the Socials, another 684 00:54:52,119 --> 00:54:57,559 below deck podcast. We are so excited for this season two set sail and 685 00:54:57,639 --> 00:55:01,000 that hath it done? And so be done. We are. My name 686 00:55:01,039 --> 00:55:05,199 is Stone, saying goodbye. Pass sake a pot later, dudes,