1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,240 So he sees that there is pasta. He does not want the pasta. 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:09,640 He begins storming around the boat and goes up to the captain's quarters and says, 3 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:15,320 there's no food for me. I'm gonna wait. I will not speak 4 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:17,800 to Jack if that's what you're asking me. Are you asking me to do 5 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:20,879 that? I will not speak to Jack. I'm going to wait. I'm 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:27,679 going on a Mahatma Gandhi hunger strike because there's no food. And equally bizarrely, 7 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:34,759 Sandy is like, Hey, I don't like liars. Liars, what 8 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:42,280 are we even? The truth is completely irrelevant? Sandy, Sandy, he 9 00:00:42,479 --> 00:01:03,480 is He's spinning out of control. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of 10 00:01:03,519 --> 00:01:07,079 another bullow of podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm sild up next to 11 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,040 one Patrick Kicky. Permission to come aboard? Grand Ed's up? Ruby? 12 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,920 Hey, Del? Not enough fanfair right? Not enough fan fair joining us 13 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:19,879 from across the states. Uh? And there are ponds there too. Is 14 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:27,560 my sister, she's home for the holidays. It's it's wicked that she's here. 15 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:34,560 And it's Ruby. Hey, Del, how's it going well? Not 16 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:42,200 great? Why not Del? What is happening to me right now is a 17 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:49,439 fit of allergies that makes me feel like I am going through some kind of 18 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:55,719 Egyptian burial ritual. I feel as though my brains are liquefying, and they're 19 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:59,680 coming out of my eyes and they're coming out of my nose. And I'm 20 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,400 gonna go to bed tonight and I'm gonna wake up in a thousand years and 21 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:07,519 I'm gonna be a shape shifter and I'm gonna go after Brendan Fraser. I 22 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:12,919 don't feel good right now, and tragically, I will be very scared of 23 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,479 cats. I thought you were gonna do that Tom Cruise one, you know, 24 00:02:15,479 --> 00:02:19,000 because he's a bigger star than Brendan Fraser. I would never do that. 25 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:23,000 Oh that movie was a piece of shit. I would never do that. 26 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:27,759 A knock sooner Moon And I'm sorry that you're leaking and that you feel 27 00:02:27,759 --> 00:02:31,159 like you're being embalmed. So, guys, we have below deck to talk 28 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:38,159 about rather lackluster episode. But pat, what makes every episode great? Someone 29 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:40,479 you hate, someone you hate, and we hate Billy because he's a paniass 30 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:46,879 and he's rude any short uh in height or speech? Both okay, but 31 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:50,599 we got to get some PSAs out the way down. All right, So 32 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,240 below deck is taking a two week hiatus hiatus because we have Christmas the day 33 00:02:55,360 --> 00:03:00,159 Jesus was born, and the New Year is the following week, and and 34 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,520 episodes will start a roll in the sometime, a jam you imagine giving birth 35 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:07,639 on Hey, absolutely not. You know, my son played baby Jesus at 36 00:03:07,719 --> 00:03:12,400 church this past Sunday. This is you want to talk about the power of 37 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:17,479 Jesus. H I grabbed my kid after there's a line out the door. 38 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:22,960 They wanted to see who his baby Jesus was so cute, did you charge? 39 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,639 He took a ship right while it was in my arms. I felt 40 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,240 bad for the people. He's been doing a lot of that. We changed 41 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,639 his formula and they wanted to see the baby that played bababy Jesus. He 42 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:39,520 was a star. Uh huh do they know that he is? Well? 43 00:03:39,759 --> 00:03:45,439 Good job? Although you know who who knows? He can't even talk yet, 44 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,719 so he may be a little tiny prophet. You got there, Jamesesel 45 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:53,719 he played Jesus. He was Jesus. We're not talking about acting here, 46 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:55,400 though, Pat, We're talking about the end times. We're talking about a 47 00:03:55,479 --> 00:04:01,159 messionic figure that is shitting himself while you cradle him. Well, anyway, 48 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:05,280 PSAs start the new year off, we're going to do vander Pumper roles. 49 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,680 We don't know where we're putting that yet. Do you tell anybody at church? 50 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,199 So you don't believe in any of the Hawkaymamy? Shit? Can't? 51 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,560 I don't, But I have to tell you this, Dylan, we don't 52 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:16,600 think it's I think it's beautiful on a Sunday, Pat has a splinter sell 53 00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:19,120 in those pews. I don't know where I stand. I'll say this though, 54 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:23,120 I'm starting to like church, and I realized why. It's the only 55 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:27,959 time four an hour and a half that no one's bugging me. I just 56 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,600 sit there and just kind of meditate. Yeah, some nice music, it's 57 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:34,279 beautiful. The pastor, Pastor Jonathan's a complete moron. He couldn't put together 58 00:04:34,319 --> 00:04:39,040 a good story if it fell on his lap. He did like a twenty 59 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:42,519 minute rant on mustard seeds like three weeks ago. It's a complete idiot. 60 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,800 I want to help him. You should take some writing classes. Can I 61 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:51,240 tell you? I went to the Saint mel Christmas concert and it was beautiful. 62 00:04:53,319 --> 00:04:59,040 My mother in law, my sister in law, and my nephew made 63 00:04:59,079 --> 00:05:04,199 up three generations of singers that it's really wonderful, and they saying I believe 64 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:11,759 Silent Night. And outside of that moment, I mean, it was absolute 65 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:15,079 misery. And I was going down the program how long? I was like, 66 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,199 all right, we're getting through this. Here comes Santa Claus, Here 67 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,439 comes Santa Claus. Next one jingle bells Bell Choir is going to come in 68 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:28,279 here, and then we get to a Christmas Medley. Oh god, I 69 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:33,120 mean this should be illegal. You can't. I've timed this out. I've 70 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,279 gotten through six songs. I think I know when this is going to be 71 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:42,680 wrapping up, and then we've got the Christmas Medley. Christmas Medley added about 72 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,240 seven minutes. Now I'm in the twilight zone. I don't know where I 73 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,600 am. I don't know how long. I can't trust anything. I bet 74 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:56,199 in many ways that Medley was very much like this episode. Ah thanks on 75 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,480 entertaining all right, PSAs so Vander pump rolls in the beginning of January ninety 76 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,399 day the Single Life. Those are the two shows I believe that the team 77 00:06:02,439 --> 00:06:06,759 has agreed to recap in twenty twenty, and many of you have said, 78 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:15,759 don't go there it's quicksand well, we've got snorkels, and we like to 79 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:20,800 sink. We'd love sinking. And I am probably a little bit too high 80 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:25,160 because it's six minutes into the show and we haven't gotten to the second psa. 81 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,360 Oh what's second psa? Do we have a second PSA? No? 82 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:32,120 I don't think so. Okay, so we're on the right track and it's 83 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:36,759 time to get to thoughts and pots. I went to a Jewish baby naming 84 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:42,319 ceremony recently, and I would like to say that, although I don't necessarily 85 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:46,279 do the religious part of it, I think that looking around those beautiful, 86 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,920 big big rooms with all the big big people in there and their spirit and 87 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:54,480 their children, it's actually very very nice. And maybe it's the holidays, 88 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,519 maybe it's just I don't know, no, no, no, But to 89 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:01,079 the people that do it, because they do believe in the religiosity, we 90 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,759 do too, and it's beautiful too, happy, belated, honey. Nothing 91 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:10,800 better, nothing better than to look Nietzschee right in his fucking face and say 92 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,759 no yeah. Also not just a really quick side note, The Mayor of 93 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,120 New York City was there for some reason I don't know why, and he 94 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,240 was giving a speech, and he started off the speech Eric Adams, by 95 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:24,199 telling the Jewish people of the synagogue what he thinks the Jews in the world 96 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:28,839 are doing wrong. Okay and below deck. Wow, thanks Eric, appreciate 97 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:33,399 it. He'll be out soon, right probably, Yeah, so good try 98 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:44,519 thoughts and pots is this? It was fun, It was chaos. It 99 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:50,120 was the worst of Toomey, the worst of Max. I think quite a 100 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:55,120 bluff from Kyle. I know these are your thoughts, but I thought Toomey 101 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,560 didn't have a bad episode. But I guess I'll have to look at my 102 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,360 notes. I watched this particularly vicious. I've been talking to her. She's 103 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:05,800 going to come on the shows. Oh really yeah, lowercase v vicious Yeah, 104 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:07,360 lowercase. I mean that that word is in the middle of the set 105 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,399 in somewhere, and the other words are compliments. Can I tell you something? 106 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:13,439 So we talked to the sea rats quite a bit, and there's been 107 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:18,120 occasions where sea rats have reached out to Dylan and I and asked us politely 108 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,000 to stop talking about sixty one pots. To me, on the other hand, 109 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,199 I've talked massive shit about her. She has been so gracious with my 110 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,600 criticism of her. Well, Patrick. Her father was murdered before she had 111 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,320 to do a dance recital, so she's very pretty tough. She's a toughah 112 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,399 lowercase be good bitch. Yeah, I mean bitching like a flyway and like 113 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:39,600 a friend. That's way. That's how I took it. What were you 114 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,960 going to say, Ruby, Nothing? I pods. I think that everyone 115 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,320 is falling apart at the seams. I think this reminds me of like the 116 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:52,440 third session of Summer Camp, when everybody is so tired, systems are down, 117 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,240 you have no energy left. Everybody wants their own bed and tired of 118 00:08:56,279 --> 00:09:00,279 the commissary. Yeah, I'm sick of the commissary. I want to take 119 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,840 a shit in my own bathroom where I be on my phone and not have 120 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:07,759 to worry about Captain Sandy coming in. And that's where they are. And 121 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:15,399 then Billy is the fucking charter guest. So I'll keep on theme. Prices 122 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:18,320 right, sixty two pots? Sixty two pots? Okay. I am happy 123 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:22,720 that we are getting a little reprieve from watching the show and recapping it. 124 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:26,120 This was one of the worst episodes of the season. If you're asking, 125 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,039 oh great, got it? Yeah, you know, Max unrivaling at the 126 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:31,840 tail end, as you guys pointed out aptly. You know, he's just 127 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:35,840 it's he's tired, yeah, possibly a little hungover. Well, and also 128 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:39,840 he's like on he's like on European mushrooms just all the time. Yeah, 129 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:43,879 yeah, he's talking to walls. Natalia is on the show more than Haley, 130 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:50,360 Yes, which is interesting. Uh, Natlia is on the show interesting 131 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,320 Chef Jack well, because people that are too normal often don't get a lot 132 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,360 of screen time, and Haley is not normal. She's out of her mind. 133 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:03,480 Well yeah, she hates an eaters who Yeah, but it rings to 134 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,000 mine. A girl we called the weird One. I think her birth name 135 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:09,919 was Kelsey from last year Curly was on the show. She's pretty good at 136 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:13,720 her job. Yeah yeah, I remember her. I want those kind of 137 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,120 sea rats here, we want fun ups. Okay, that's what makes good 138 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:20,320 television anyway. Billy being a pain in the ass is wonderful because I I 139 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,879 just I can't actually put my finger him being short with people. And then 140 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:26,440 I think he had another guest that was like really short of I'm excited to 141 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:35,159 talk about Matthew because Billy is the kind of he is the the big villain 142 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:41,720 on the on the billboard. Careful, but Matthew is the one with the 143 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,000 silhouette in the back. And you got to look at the poster a couple 144 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,960 of times to realize, Oh, actually he is the one pulling all of 145 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:54,000 the shoe strings, tying the shoe tight, making everybody bad. Yes, 146 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:58,080 all right, terrible outing. I'll give this a four knots. Wow, 147 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:03,720 good Ruby, you delivered yours right, yep, And the correct answer was 148 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:09,120 seventy one. Actually pretty high ranking. Ruby wins a Ford Focus. So 149 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:13,799 you will have to pay taxes on that. It'll cost you thirteen to seven. 150 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:20,279 Oh my god. So one last ride, everybody, One last ride. 151 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,279 Those were my notes for Winter House. Well, let me help you. 152 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:28,919 We begin with one of those employee reviews, and that's Captain Sandy with 153 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,799 Lily. Yeah, and it's less of an employee review and more of a 154 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:37,919 threat of termination. Yeah, but it comes off it's it's kind of like 155 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,000 faked as a Tony Robbins kind of you know, prep pep talk, you 156 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,759 know. Oh yeah, but it's definitely if you don't get shit together, 157 00:11:46,759 --> 00:11:48,559 your fucking fire. Yeah. Like, if this were a corporate setting, 158 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:54,480 she would be put on a performance plan and then fired immediately afterward, you 159 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:56,799 know, but it's not. It's a boat with no laws or rules. 160 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,440 That's what happens is Captain Sand. He does that, and Sandy pretty much 161 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:07,440 exists in conference room B of the Marriotte. You know, that's like her 162 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:11,639 entire sit down, Sit down. You have a piece of paper in front 163 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,960 of you and a pen. Okay, all right, First off, we 164 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,840 want to say we'd love you as a person. I want to I want 165 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,840 you to write out the things that you find most challenging about this position. 166 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,679 Okay, just like right now, like how do I write? Like you 167 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,799 to go ahead right in front of me. I'm gonna grab a coffee, 168 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,240 okay, I'm and I'll be back. Maybe a muffin too. We had 169 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,399 one of those people have us in a room and they said, okay, 170 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:37,159 here's a pen, here's a piece of paper. I want to see how 171 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,960 many lines you can draw that are straight in under a minute. Right what 172 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,919 yes, this was for you. It was me and four other people. 173 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,559 So we're like, okay, boss. So they hand me the pen, 174 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,120 they go go, and I just start going. I just start drawing lines, 175 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,799 and then this knuckle ahead next to me just start scribbling. Like, 176 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:58,399 you know, he's lost his mind. And at the conclusion, they said 177 00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:03,519 you you did the best, Mario, because you were thinking out of the 178 00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:05,840 box. I didn't give you any rules. I just said more lines. 179 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,320 Oh. The rest of you felt like you were kept in some kind of 180 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:15,159 box. Uh huh. Were you either applying for the CIA or at a 181 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:20,519 Monassori school insurance company? And my job was to do data entry and that's 182 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:24,159 what they were putting me through and that's why insurance is fucked. Yeah, 183 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:28,639 so, and I hate this, but let's just go ahead and automate, 184 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:33,000 right, Let's just go ahead an automate, yes, or let's not do 185 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:37,120 the creative inspiration drills for data entry, right, because people are just trying 186 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:43,840 to get through the day without killing themselves. I remember I'd thank God for 187 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:46,200 Fantasy football, and I saved the lives of so many how many people you're 188 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:50,200 right doing? I did do. I would do one hour of actual work 189 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,120 a day. I'd wrap up my entire workday, and my supervisor, Barb 190 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:56,519 would say, member, Pat, She'd say, yeah, you got to 191 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:00,759 keep your job. You got to stretch this out a little bit. Yeah, 192 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,320 yeah, you're making the rest of us look bad. Was that actually 193 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:07,159 what she said or did she take the form of like a little person on 194 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,919 your shoulder. She told me job security slow down? Okay, got it. 195 00:14:13,399 --> 00:14:18,320 So Lily is told that she sucks, and I hate to beat up 196 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,519 on Lily, but when she says, like, trust me, you haven't 197 00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:24,559 seen what I'm capable of, I mean we kind of have. Here's my 198 00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:30,039 question also for Lily, if that's true, why not? Yeah, what 199 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:33,440 are you waiting for? Why are you hiding for? It's just beds? 200 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:41,320 Oh yeah, so don't hide anymore. Lily, give us everything you've got 201 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:43,919 those beds as well as you can, or else you're fired. And to 202 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,720 be fair to her, she really did. Round a corner of this episode. 203 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:50,600 Oh silly took that master's degree. She filled the tank with it and 204 00:14:50,679 --> 00:14:54,679 she got to go in. I was gonna mention that at my thoughts and 205 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:58,519 not because it gets brought up when Sandy breaks the news to Toomey that she 206 00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:03,840 stay this is this is the lowercase viviciousness that I was talking about. Are 207 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,120 you gonna pull something up there, Roobs? No, No, I'm not. 208 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,720 Oh okay, Well, Sandy gives to me the good news, or 209 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,879 she thought it was good news. She says, despite Lily being absolutely incompetent 210 00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:16,519 and effective useless. Uh, she has a little something Sandy calls character. 211 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:22,399 Yeah, when she's picking sea rats. You know, you can always teach 212 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,480 a sea rat how to fold bed linens into a in the shape of a 213 00:15:24,519 --> 00:15:28,519 penis, you know, but you can't teach a nasty little sea rat how 214 00:15:28,519 --> 00:15:33,399 to be nice, right you can. It's character. Yep, yep, 215 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:37,960 yep, yep. Skills can be taught on boats. Character cannot correct. 216 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:48,320 Louca mounts Jess and then we get to now to me saying that she is 217 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,879 a little bit bummed because she was hoping that Lily would get fucked. You 218 00:15:52,960 --> 00:16:00,080 can't. And that's that kind of thing that you were talking about earlier on 219 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,200 in the season that you know, it's it's Toomey's first rodeo. You know 220 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:10,320 how people say this isn't my first rodeo, you know, And it's usually 221 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:17,120 people who say that in like a really kind of cheesy, almost unapplicable way, 222 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:22,360 with confidence, this is my first, right right right right. Like 223 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:26,080 The perfect example of the kind of person that would say that is to the 224 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:30,600 people who are making the burrita bowl at Chipotle, and they say guac costs 225 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:36,879 this much, and they say, this isn't my first rodeo. It's exactly 226 00:16:36,919 --> 00:16:44,039 like that. What was I This is Toomey's first rodeo. Yep. And 227 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,039 because of that, she doesn't quite and and to those wondering, I will 228 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,639 not be asking this question of her when we talk to her. But she's 229 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:59,159 not really embracing the team aspect of it. So she would much rather have 230 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:03,920 Lily just go away rather than kind of invest in her and make her better. 231 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,680 I think also a lot of that is because again, everyone's tired. 232 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,559 It's really long, it's been too long, and everyone wants a nap, 233 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,279 and she would rather just give Lily a gift card to the grocery store instead 234 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,680 of trying to teach her how to fish. At this point, let's get 235 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:23,640 to the press mating. We've got a repeat charter. Boo boodhity doot doo. 236 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:27,880 It's a repeat charter. Boo bootity doot doop. It's also a redemption 237 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:37,640 charter. Yes, Starn and his hosting stabilizers nearly fucking killed everybody. I 238 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:41,480 wonder if TJ. Lavin would be incredibly annoyed by Sandy, or if you 239 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:45,119 would be like, I fucking love sand. Now he would love sand, 240 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,240 he would love sand. And I think TJ. Labs would have a great 241 00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:52,839 time on one of these one I would love. I would love yep to 242 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,960 see TJ. Lavin on below deck just about ship, he plead, And 243 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000 you know what, he would anywhere on that teak He would use only toilets 244 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:04,440 to pisson show. Oh yeah, and he wouldn't get out of control. 245 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,839 And now he's so grateful for all of the Pecanya, but not Billy. 246 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,920 Billy runs a marketing agency. Last time the boat almost capsized in the Brazilian 247 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:17,200 steakhouse. Nope, let's sell. You always tell me you gotta take it 248 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:22,799 slow, slow down, got slow down? What's on? Night one? 249 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,160 Del the boat almost capsized less time than there was no slide. It was 250 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:30,440 held up in customs because I think there was heroin in it. Night one 251 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:38,079 will be a Brazilian steakhouse dinner with local Brazilian Italian dancers, because that's something 252 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:42,359 that they asked for. They also ask for a big gay breakfast the next 253 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:48,359 morning, and Jack says he's going to be ordering the most expensive caviaar. 254 00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:53,319 This should be good. Now. Kyle is suffering right now. And he 255 00:18:53,480 --> 00:19:00,720 said that word. And I understand him using that word, but the way 256 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:07,960 Kyle says that word makes my eyes roll, you know. Yeah, you 257 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,079 know what I mean, I do do. It's like a hashtag on an 258 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:15,079 Instagram post. It is. I don't want to call Kyle out on being 259 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:18,880 ill. You know, it's rude and cynical of me to say that he 260 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,240 was faking it. I think he needed a couple of days. Yeah, 261 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:26,000 a little personal Yeah, but that's not allowed on boats, you know, 262 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,880 Like like if you I have a question, pat over the last has a 263 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,960 question? Quick quick cue for Patty over the last few I don't know months 264 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:41,039 since your second child came into the world, would you have loved to just 265 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:45,079 maybe take a day or two to yourself, to just be by, just 266 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,160 for or even just a couple act just let me be alone. Yeah, 267 00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:52,039 but that's not allowed because you have a family. Let him answer, Let 268 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:55,599 him answer. Oh no, she's nailing it. My wife and I are 269 00:19:55,640 --> 00:20:00,920 at each other's throats because neither one of us have had one minute to ourselves, 270 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,680 right, So it must be nice Kyle take your fake No. I 271 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,839 mean he's suffering and we don't know if he was faking right, and that's 272 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,480 not and I'm extending grace to him, especially if he was. And I'm 273 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:14,759 sorry, Yeah, we're sorry if you were. Man. Yeah, no, 274 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,079 we really are. And like, look at me. I mean I'm 275 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:22,079 barely mummified right now, and I'm here, you know, just making all 276 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:25,359 the sense in the world. I'm doing my best, exactly. He's going 277 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:29,200 slow, and I'm doing my best. Look at look at you sound drunk. 278 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,359 Look at Haley being ill and vomiting everywhere. And then then then Kyle, 279 00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:37,799 same thing. One of them is enraging and the other one. You're 280 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:41,759 like, oh, well, speaking of Haley as a stomach bug. So 281 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:45,279 we're a woman down there. Luca doesn't seem to mind. He's just squeezing 282 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:51,279 Laura's ass and he's putting Max on late and Max says, no, no, 283 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:56,599 no, it's these bods for my cookie. It's like what what And 284 00:20:56,599 --> 00:21:00,440 he's like, I might cook you know how if I stay late, And 285 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:06,000 then he like dances on the floor. It was so incredibly wild. Yeah, 286 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:08,720 So we move on. Max is pulling hairs from Lily's face, I 287 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:18,440 think, and Kyle is still down. To me, admits that Kyle being 288 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,480 down as a problem because she's left left with Jess and Lily and says I 289 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:26,119 tried to get Lily fired twelve hours ago. And this is where I'm saying 290 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:33,240 lowercase V. But I mean that's just absolutely vicious. You know it was 291 00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:37,400 great though. Yeah, all right, so Billy's charter is not looking good 292 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:47,400 and they are on their way. Question for these handsome, rotun gay gentlemen, 293 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,880 if you had this bad of an experience the last time, why are 294 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,680 you coming back? Well, Dell, are we talking fourth Wall production? 295 00:21:56,799 --> 00:22:00,519 Are we talking reality? If these were the circumstances that were handed them the 296 00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:03,160 last charter. I don't understand the question, but I'm going to go with 297 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:07,920 the first part. I think they're just liking being on TV fans. That's 298 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,640 the correct answer, because you'd never pay full price for for a second time 299 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,359 based on what they experienced the first time. Those goddamn stabilizers nearly fucking kill 300 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,759 them. Yeah, I mean, there was glass flying everywhere, there was 301 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:27,759 no slide, and if you didn't have a impetus or desire to market your 302 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:34,200 shitty real estair or marketing agency on Bravo, you would say for years and 303 00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:38,279 years and years and years and years at dinner parties and cocktail parties and whatnot. 304 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,720 Want to hear about the worst vacation of my life and you would never 305 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:47,960 ever go back, no belabored, but you know, I do want to 306 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,839 remind the audience. We had a fun interview with Lada and she had said, 307 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,200 with all her experience of working as a DECKI generally that goddamn slide it 308 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,759 sucks because they do all that work. It takes like twenty minutes to blow 309 00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:02,880 it up, twenty minutes to suck it back in, and people go down 310 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,960 at once. Yeah. Yeah, I would go down it at least five 311 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:10,480 times. I have to. I would have it. But it was so 312 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,599 fun going down a big slide like that. Yeah. I think also though, 313 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,440 if you I think that people don't get creative enough with it. If 314 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,640 you're really there, and I mean you're kind of try to cartwheel down it, 315 00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:23,799 are you kidding? And there's the net so you can't really hurt yourself 316 00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:26,440 as you're flying off it. Let's fucking go. Yeah, I get as 317 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,839 much steam as you can take a running start dive and they're like no, 318 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,400 no, no, you can't do that, and you're like, oh sorry, 319 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,000 sorry, boom, you're already right right, getting naked? Why not, 320 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,240 so Marguerite is to welcome them aboard. They're already shitting on the decor, 321 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,759 mocking you know how bad it was last time. I mean, these 322 00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:49,599 guys, they're just sassy as fuck, all right. So it's a new 323 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,759 charter. You got to come in with a fresh attitude. Not for these 324 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:56,880 ones, not these guys. Not for these guys. So he's one of 325 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,200 the few. I'm sorry, he's one of the people that every once in 326 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,240 a while we geteople like this that they have a business, and you say 327 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,559 to yourself, why did you tell us that? Because the only thing you're 328 00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:08,960 doing is making me hate you. Yeah, and never and promised myself that 329 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,160 I'll never use your business ever after, ever in my life. The whole 330 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:17,039 one, it's like Erica and Zacly Chuck. Yep was that her name? 331 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,039 Yes, Erica Rose, Erica Rose. And he gets on the zoom with 332 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,400 us, and he's like, I've had five hundred thousand clicks on my Google 333 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:32,200 and it's like, Chuck, Chuck, people are trying to find your dress 334 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,799 so that they can hurt you. Do you know what docs is? Chuck? 335 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:42,960 So Jack is good at cooking meat. He is not worried about the 336 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,200 pecanya in any way, shape or form. Now, Jill what prompted him 337 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,519 giving a little history of his meat cooking expertise. The charter guests make their 338 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:53,440 way down to the galley, and I haven't seen this before. They already 339 00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:59,000 let the chef know what they're how they'd like their steak cut medium plus. 340 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,039 Yeah. I thought that was a little premature. Don't In most settings like 341 00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:06,160 this, you'd be asked how you'd like your stay cooked, and then that 342 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,440 would be right before dinners. No, I mean me and Rubs. I 343 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,039 mean pretty much every time we walk into a restaurant, we tell the matre 344 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,720 d be it Sizzler or Mussa's, that we're gonna head back have a quick 345 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,720 combo with the chef. Oh right, right, right, of course, 346 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,119 because it's important to kind of just lay everything out on the table. But 347 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,279 Jack says that he's really really good at cooking steak. He worked at an 348 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:32,599 American steakhouse and they flashed a photograph with a branded knife that said medium rare. 349 00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:36,680 The restaurant was called medium rare. And if you call your steakhouse medium 350 00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:42,119 rare, it'll be closed. It'll be closed soon. And if COVID. 351 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:48,079 I mean it'll just be COVID or no COVID. It's gonna be bad done 352 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:52,599 into Yeah, so that's just not good. Can I do it? Meanwhile? 353 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,160 Here, yeah, you want to go to medium rare tonight? Honey, 354 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:03,559 maybe have sex out her? No? Meanwhile, meanwhile to me, 355 00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:10,319 radio's Lily. Because she asked her how much time it's going to be before 356 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,920 she's completed the laundry, and Lily does something here that drives me nuts. 357 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:18,839 She responds with the non answer, She's the irons aren't hot right now. 358 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,799 This is how this affects me in my regular life. She was speaking in 359 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,799 metaphor. All right, it's a non answer. This is how this happens 360 00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:29,559 to me in my daily life. I call my wife, II, Honey, 361 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,599 what time should I pick up dinner? My wife answers, well, 362 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:37,480 Ellie's eating cheddar bunnies right now, and then I'm headed to target. Perfect. 363 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:44,759 That answer clarified everything. Thank you. I hated this so much and 364 00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:48,039 I couldn't tell if Toomey said into the radio, that's not helpful. I 365 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:51,480 need minutes, and I don't think she did. And that broke my heart 366 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,720 because she would have been so in her right to do it. You know, 367 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,920 yeah, we get a little bit of Sea Red history, Lily's fan. 368 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,759 I mean, this makes just the most sense in the world. They 369 00:27:03,799 --> 00:27:10,400 started an escape room business. I don't think it's a franchise yet. And 370 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:15,279 she also has a master's degree from the u of B University of Bristol in 371 00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:23,960 environmental policy and management, which naturally means Sey rat. Well we have why 372 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,319 are you a sea Rat's what's happening? It's a great point we've had. 373 00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:33,119 We've had some nuclear physicists working on the It doesn't always guarantee that you know 374 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,519 how to make a cocktail or or spots some railing. Yeah, yeah, 375 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:44,359 yeah. You know, Sam from season one of Below Deck is genuinely one 376 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,319 of my least favorite sea rats we've ever spoken to. We talked to her 377 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:53,400 twice, and when I had to delicately talk about how she was lying about 378 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,400 being a genius in physics, I was gas lit by her and I couldn't 379 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:02,720 press because it's insulting to question a young woman's education though she's not that young 380 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,799 anymore. But she was lying about that. The entire time, You've triggered 381 00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:10,640 a thought in line, Dylan and I recorded, we keep talking about still 382 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,799 have not edited. Okay, Dylan, why don't we This is why you 383 00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:17,440 should go over to Patreon dot com. We did not want to post this 384 00:28:17,519 --> 00:28:22,079 episode because it's such a train wreck. It's Sam and who's that other crazy 385 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,839 person from that season? I don't remember. Okay, another person that was 386 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,160 on that season. I don't know what the hell she was talking kalapin probably 387 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,640 Dyl. Do you think we can possibly have that as a special bonus episode? 388 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,599 Yeah, maybe by the end of the year. Yeah, that'll be 389 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,640 a Patreon dot com. I mean, it was a train wreck, my 390 00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:45,799 god. But the Sea Rats nowadays they play along a little bit better because 391 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:56,200 they're kind of shrinking back into having little to know. Relevance hasn't quite gotten 392 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,880 them to the pill bottle yet. But ogc rats, I mean, Mike, 393 00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:07,839 God, I mean it's bad. It's really bad. Sorry, that's 394 00:29:07,839 --> 00:29:11,559 my roommate. Oh how old are you? It's just dark, it's so 395 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:18,720 dark. You blur out my address. Yeah we didn't say your adress. 396 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:22,240 You said you live in Virginia. Has I don't know people looking for me? 397 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:30,839 Okay, we will be sure to do that. Were you It's like, 398 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:41,599 are you on pharmaceuticals or did you become a spy? And and also 399 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:45,720 and also Denise Richards, thank you for your parents speaking of what are you 400 00:29:45,759 --> 00:29:48,759 on? Thank you, thank you for what you did. Thank you so 401 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,039 much. Oh I love that you brought that up, because we're going to 402 00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:56,559 bring up a Housewives reference from Beverly Hills in this next scene lunch service A 403 00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:59,960 you okay if we get to this. Okay, I knew these guys. 404 00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:03,160 We're basic when I when I heard this, one of the requests with the 405 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:07,799 caviat is that it'd be on a baked table. Kathy Hilton did it. 406 00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:10,720 It's good for everybody. You can just put it on a goddamn laze potato 407 00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:15,160 chip, you idiot, Yeah, same thing. Uto. So so many 408 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,240 things about this make me so angry, but I do want to just get 409 00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:26,799 back really quickly to Denise Richards being on valium at Kyle's marijuana dinner. I 410 00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:33,680 want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to UH Stormtroopers star 411 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:40,240 Denise Richards, but also to Dree who really doesn't offer much by way of 412 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:47,599 being a housewife, but that moment was so unbelievably special. Yepally, I 413 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:52,240 think your jackets upside down. Don't do this, don't do this. I 414 00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:55,160 know you know what you're doing, and I'm not going to do this right 415 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,559 now. What I'm not? You know, you think your jacket's on upside 416 00:31:00,079 --> 00:31:03,240 it's not. I see what you're trying to do. And I know I 417 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,039 want to bring this up because I've worked in Beverly Hills with a bunch of 418 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:11,960 rich people for twenty years. This is pretty common. But this is at 419 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:15,000 home. Oh yeah, you know, the kids are at school, there's 420 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,720 a bunch of nannies. Sure, this is Denise when she knows it's a 421 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,960 filming day. Yeah, okay, yeah, oh yeah, don't start this 422 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:27,039 when you're looking at Erica Jane and Erica Jane and you as an audience member 423 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:30,839 are sitting there having the same thoughts, and that thought is what is she? 424 00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:36,480 What's good? What are you talking about? What? What are you? 425 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,400 If you want to rewatch the show that we're on, you can and 426 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,079 then call me. But you didn't. You know, it's all filmed, 427 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,720 all right? So back to below deck. Oh yes, lunch service, 428 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:57,640 it's not going well. The hogs are not thrilled that they do not have 429 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:05,319 the pontaneous baked potato that they've asked for. Anybody who knows anything about cooking 430 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:09,960 knows that baking a potato takes conservatively seven and a half hours. They're very, 431 00:32:10,079 --> 00:32:16,880 very stubborn vegetable, and to just go ahead and ask for a spur 432 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:23,240 of the moment baked potato is quite literally fucking insane and out of line. 433 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:32,039 Secondly, get me in at chief stew because any chief stew who doesn't know 434 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:37,519 to tell Jack to just make some potato chips or open a bag of lays 435 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,480 and go high low with these people, they will slop it up like the 436 00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:47,200 ant eaters that Haley hates. It's so much delicious. Yeah, caviar on 437 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:51,839 a Lais chip is delicious. Yeah, from fresh on that puppy. They 438 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,079 didn't give a shit about the potato. They just wanted to do it and 439 00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:59,240 have a moment, and they they passed their test. They were correct. 440 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,119 Do put ice in that caraff if you're going to serve caviaar because it makes 441 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:09,559 no sense with it being in some kind of indoor skydiving chamber, you know 442 00:33:09,599 --> 00:33:14,079 what I mean, That just doesn't make any sense. Matthew, the real 443 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:21,400 bitch of the episode, says that he needs some more flatwear, and just 444 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:29,559 who says that? Who says flatware? Also, here's my question, Matthew 445 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:34,160 one, here's what There's no way that Toomey or whoever set this table up 446 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,319 misjudged the number of people that we're going to sit down. So what piece 447 00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:44,480 of flatware? Matthew, do you need another one of that? Everybody else 448 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:47,000 doesn't, I mean, make room for that potato. But they were also 449 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:53,680 correct in that good service means plate clearing. It just does. That's what 450 00:33:53,799 --> 00:34:00,799 good service is. The clear plates. Okay, you don't have column and 451 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:06,240 meatballs on the same plate as you have the other thing you're eating, okay, 452 00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:12,000 which is guacamolean. So Lily is getting better and she is doing laundry 453 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:17,960 really good. Pat Big. Meanwhile, meanwhile, that was not framed correctly. 454 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,159 I was wondering if you had one. Oh. The department heads discussed 455 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,719 dinner. Lucas happy to know Toomey's on top of things because she had ordered 456 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,400 that the local Brazilian dancers, yeah, would need to be coordinated their pick 457 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,599 up there exactly. Meanwhile, Sandy is loving the deck team and she thinks 458 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:37,840 Luca is a great leader. Yeah. And meanwhile, the crew prepares for 459 00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:40,719 dinner now. Yeah, and Max is exiting the galley in a way that 460 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,679 Jim Carrey would in one of those stupid pet detective movies. Sidebar, Jim 461 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:51,559 Carrey was in two movies a year for the first twenty years that I was 462 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:54,239 on the earth. Uh huh kind of disappeared. Yeah, he was. 463 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,960 You know what did it? It was that movie where he was crazy. 464 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,800 He's been writing in the diary a lot. Oh twenty three number twenty three 465 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,320 three. Yeah, I loved him carry. I think that was like kind 466 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,079 of we didn't see Jim Carrey a lot after that. Yeah, he slowed 467 00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:14,719 down, definitely, he slowed down. But everybody go watch Liar Liar, 468 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:19,239 because boy oh boy, that's definitely just just a classic, you know, 469 00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:25,800 absolute classic. But Dinner is going to be but Kanya and Jack says, 470 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,400 you know, when he's talking about how his skills with cooking steaks are just 471 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:37,320 top top notch, he says that he employs or implores whatever the word is, 472 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:42,639 a SOUVB method. Now, Jack, you are a great chef. 473 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,679 We've been complimenting your food all season, unless it's bad, in which case 474 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:51,840 it's not your fault. It's just the palette of people that go on this 475 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,840 vacation. Anybody can cook a steak well in a water path. I mean, 476 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,920 it's just set it and forget it, you know what I mean. 477 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,679 And I don't know if Pekanya is really the kind of steak that you want 478 00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:06,239 to do that too, you know. I mean, this is rock salt 479 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,239 and high flame kind of kind of me, you know what I mean. 480 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:15,480 There's gonna be Yuka fritters and also dessert is going to be bananas and caramel, 481 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,519 and I don't think the guys are gonna like it very much. But 482 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,280 Kyle is still very much down and he makes a call here he's at a 483 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:31,039 Robert Frost kind of fork, get up and go to work or continue with 484 00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:39,039 the milking. He opts to get in a double O seven kind of tender 485 00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:45,920 ride over to the hospital where he will remain for the day. In Jessica 486 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:52,360 slash Anne is quote shocked. Yeah, yeah, Now, I don't really 487 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:58,559 blame Kyle because if I was feeling like absolute shit and these were the people 488 00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:05,039 that I had to wait on, yeah, ally ship, same community whatever. 489 00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:07,840 I just do not have the big gay energy right now. I cannot 490 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:15,599 fucking do it. So Lily is doing much better, and Luca continues to 491 00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:22,920 shove his tongue down Jess's face. Now they as Jessica lets us know she's 492 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,199 starting at catch feelings for Luca, and she's a little worried where this relationship 493 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:34,960 could go. Answer nowhere, because, as is the usual arrangement with sea 494 00:37:35,039 --> 00:37:37,360 rats on these boat mats's, the sea rats are never on the same page. 495 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:43,039 Uh huh. Luca views the relationship as a pump and dump, right, 496 00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:47,400 and and Jessica is picking out rugs for their apartment. Yes, you 497 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,119 guys, go ahead, because I want to promote our YouTube channel by pulling 498 00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:55,840 up a comment about jess that was just the funniest thing. Oh sure, 499 00:37:57,159 --> 00:38:00,280 yeah, go ahead, all right. Dancers are picked up in Lara what 500 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,639 she sees. Laura lets us know she'd like to learn how to dance from 501 00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:08,039 the local Brazilian dancers and in return, she'll scissor them. Yeah, good 502 00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:13,079 trade. Yeah. I love Laura, me too. She's just fantastic and 503 00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:15,800 she works so hard and she can make whatever sexual jokes and comments she wants 504 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,519 and they're fine because I love her. There's some people that can just get 505 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:22,400 away with it. Yeah, you guys, talk about this a lot that 506 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,960 how a lot of the homosexuals on the show can just be like, oh 507 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,800 my god, you fucking slut. Your tits are fucking huge, you big 508 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,920 girl. And you're like, whoa one. You just called her big, 509 00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:37,039 You refer to her breasts as tits, and you called her a slut and 510 00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:43,320 it's fine, Andy Dick. Yeah, okay, so I love this comment 511 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:50,760 and check out our YouTube channel and another blowdeck podcast. And the reason I 512 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:58,920 pulled this up is because Luca is treating Jessica like a CPR dummy, you 513 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,599 know, like it's just really really quite a shame to see what we're seeing. 514 00:39:02,679 --> 00:39:08,239 But Arizona forty eight wrote, what the fuck why are you guys attacking 515 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:13,440 Natalia? This is from some time ago. What they did to her was 516 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,400 awful, agreed and ugly. Jessica is one of the worst ones too, 517 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:29,039 and I wrote this is an insanely ironic comment. So yeah, I get 518 00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:32,719 in the mixed comment comment. We love to hear from you guys. Okay, 519 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,920 so Laura picks up the local hot Brazilian dancers, like you guys mentioned 520 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:44,440 they want to scissor and then at some point Luca asks where did they find 521 00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:50,280 these women, and I have quite literally the same exact question. I mean, 522 00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:53,480 good on to me forgetting these people, because I wouldn't. I mean 523 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:59,480 Neil and a haystack fairy people that answer the phone whenever, whoever the fuck 524 00:39:59,519 --> 00:40:01,800 on all these seasons, they're like, hi, there, we have charter 525 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,280 guests coming in an hour and a half, and we need three time of 526 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:10,320 suses in one trapeze artist and a genie got it? Okay, yeah, 527 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:14,519 four double sided dildos, right, and they all show up some time. 528 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,679 So steak is on its way up medium. Well, the cook that the 529 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,599 primary asked for will be up in about fifteen minutes. And that's just genius. 530 00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:28,320 That's galaxy brain type stuff from Jack and Toomey. Toomey offers him the 531 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:34,480 medium rare steak and he takes a piece and Toomey and her OTF says, 532 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,360 he heard me, he saw the steak, and he still picked it up. 533 00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:45,280 Well, Toms, Tomeister was the only food available, so I think 534 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,679 it was it was kind of a little all of our kind of thing where 535 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,360 he just he didn't have any other food to eat, so that's why he 536 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:57,639 took the steak. Maybe next time, just send both things up at the 537 00:40:57,639 --> 00:41:00,360 same time. If we've got medium, well plus and we've got medium, 538 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,320 are just hey, just bring them both up at the same time, right, 539 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,599 because that's just insane to not do that. The problem is not the 540 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:15,159 primary though. The problem is Matthew. I mean, he will really really 541 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,360 flap his evil, evil wings the next morning, but you can just see 542 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:24,199 he's scoffing. He's disgusted with everything. Like you know, he eats its 543 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,840 spago on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Now, I don't know if Matthew 544 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,320 was on the previous charter with those stabilizers almost took everybody out. Yeah, 545 00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:37,360 but he gets a little thing stuck in his craw initially and then it's it 546 00:41:37,519 --> 00:41:42,599 just keeps growing. And oh what happened? She flicked a that Yeah, 547 00:41:42,639 --> 00:41:45,079 she flicked a mosquito. Uh. They say their mediocre, Their dinner is 548 00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:49,920 mediocreas and that's kind of what it was. You know, love you, 549 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:52,960 Jack, but that was probably forty one pot dinner. Dessert was magnificent to 550 00:41:53,079 --> 00:41:59,559 me. Now knows that people need time, having seen Lily turn a corner 551 00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:10,039 and realizes that firing her probably wasn't the right move because in yachting. The 552 00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:15,719 bar is so low that most human beings, given two to three days can 553 00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,119 figure it out. Well, dyll, let me break Let me break down 554 00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:28,880 this realization from Tommy because it was quite deep. Letting her have the time 555 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:34,159 to get better. Turns out a little practice can help someone get better at 556 00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:37,960 something. Move over, Tony Robbins, alright, Tommy has a self helped 557 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:44,039 am. I right, conference room. Here she comes, here, she 558 00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:51,679 comes. Do you have your wristbands? We get to Katie Flood. Oh 559 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:53,960 my god, she tacks Luca. He's got quite a few plate spin in 560 00:42:53,960 --> 00:43:00,000 this dude. So many irons in so many fires, so many countries. 561 00:43:00,159 --> 00:43:02,800 He's a hot little sexy boy all over the world. Real quick though, 562 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:08,280 Before we get to the glitter party, the fat guy falls down the stairs 563 00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:14,679 and it's more of a slip, it's not a real fall, and the 564 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:20,360 primary asks him if he is okay, to which he replies, I think 565 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:30,119 so you are okay. Yeah, there's no thinking about it. You're fine. 566 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,800 It's nothing to be that about, right, it's just funny. It's 567 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,719 just fun maybe twisted a hammy. Yeah, when you walked away, you 568 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:45,079 should have known that it was fine. I think so you know. So, 569 00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:47,760 So we get to the glitter party, Max is told to do dishes. 570 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,880 He is not happy. Kyle is on land for the night, and 571 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,239 we hit the sheets. We rise for the next day to another text from 572 00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:02,360 Natalia and we get ready for a big gay breakfast? Can I just say 573 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:07,440 something really quickly? And Dylan makes fun of the way that I text because 574 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,880 I text the way that I speak lungs. I don't. I'm not gonna. 575 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,800 And I say to him, what do you hey, what's up? 576 00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:16,800 Yeah? Nothing? What the fuck is that? Why? I'm not doing 577 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:21,400 that with anybody, with anybody, never text me, hey, never text 578 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,920 me if you don't have a reason to text me, do that. These 579 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:29,119 people text so shortly, I would think everyone was mad at me all the 580 00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:31,639 time. When I think it was. Luca responded to Natolium was like super 581 00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:35,480 busy, Charter. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, yeah, 582 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,639 it's not enough. Yeah, it's a text. It's a blow off 583 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:49,039 text. So Matthew sits down for breakfast with the gang and Sandy and when 584 00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:58,039 Toomey tells him the special mm hmmm, he's less than thrilled. Now in 585 00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:05,960 one on one and I agree because the specials this season have been nothing short 586 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:13,760 of pathetic. Okay, but eggs? Uh? The special this morning, 587 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:20,519 the chef is prepared an omelet your own way. Think of really anything you'd 588 00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:31,719 like to put in the omelet, and the chef eggs, wow, spin 589 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:37,679 it. No, sorry, we don't have any greens. Okay. So 590 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,760 he's correct in that these specials have been bad, but he wouldn't know that 591 00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:50,639 this special is not that bad, because fine, what else are you going 592 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,400 to make for a big gay breakfast? I tried? He just took the 593 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,800 Pride flag colors. I was thinking, what do you want, Matthew? 594 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,559 That was even more out of the box thinking, and I would have put 595 00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:04,559 into it. Yeah, a bunch of fucking sausages or something, Matthew. 596 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,679 Matthew, Matthew, because you can make rainbow pancake as yourself, at your 597 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:12,280 own in your own apartment. Sure, what did you want? What were 598 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,280 you expecting? You beautiful event planner, when you throw your super impressive big 599 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:20,800 gay brunches, what do you do? Matthew? And there are rainbow pancakes 600 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,480 at your big gay brunches, Matthew, Let's not pretend like there are rainbow 601 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:30,599 pancakes, Matthew. We couldn't get a mish that drunk dentist from last episode 602 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:32,400 on. Yeah, come on the show. You'd be brave enough to explain 603 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,519 yourself and your poor attitude. I would love to ask Matthew who says flatware? 604 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,760 Right? Who says flatware on the show, matt if they gave you 605 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,360 a bad edit, come on it. Speak your truth, speak truth. 606 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:51,039 We would love to hear it. His reasoning for not liking the special is 607 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:57,079 really really infuriating. He says that I could make this at home. Mm 608 00:46:57,159 --> 00:47:00,679 hmm. You could make a baked potato at home, couldn't you. You 609 00:47:00,679 --> 00:47:04,760 can also make a sausage at home, but those are shaped like cocks. 610 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:09,199 So it's okay. It's just not an okay criticism to Levy at chef Jack, 611 00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,719 you're being a dick. You're being a dick. Yeah, passive aggressive 612 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:17,159 and it's uncalled for, and you are. You lose, You're wrong, 613 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:22,440 lose. You lose big time today. So Kyle is picked up. He 614 00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:29,440 was suffering from get this dehydration and exhaustion. He says, celebrities get hospitalized 615 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:34,159 for that? Am I a celebrity? Answer? No? Nos, Kyle, 616 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,559 little words of the wise here. That is code for trying to detox 617 00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:42,800 off a bad pain med addiction. Yeah, no one ever hasn't had enough 618 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,400 water on them while they're on tour. And if Meredith is feeling dehydrated and 619 00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:51,719 doesn't have a bath, she'll just have an IV sent to the room. 620 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,480 She's not going to a hospital. Wait up and get it sent to your 621 00:47:54,559 --> 00:48:00,599 room. So Billy does not like the Leechy Martini because it tastes too much 622 00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:06,199 like leechy quick project really quick. So again, after a little baby, 623 00:48:06,199 --> 00:48:08,760 Billie was told by Mommy to me that you're not gonna like this one. 624 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,519 It's gonna be too whatever this is that you don't like. Billy, the 625 00:48:13,559 --> 00:48:16,199 crust is still on this one. He says, no, I want crust, 626 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:21,280 and then widow Billy takes the bite, and then I don't like that, 627 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,519 and then and then somehow Billy is responsible for my paycheck. Right, 628 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:30,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, You've got to rely on the tips of a 629 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:38,360 pendulant insatiable Yeah. West Hollywood Gay the one of the worst gays on the 630 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:45,320 planet. Oh listen, gays I was just talking to about this. Gays 631 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:50,360 are so fun. I love the gays. They just have a better time. 632 00:48:50,559 --> 00:48:53,880 Yep. They just do yep. But when they're a little bit bigger, 633 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:59,679 they tend to get mean. That's all I'm saying. Much like women. 634 00:49:00,159 --> 00:49:02,280 Much like women. Yes, no, yes, much like men. 635 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:12,440 So it's Max's turn to be a screaming little whiny pants. And again he 636 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:21,519 is not in the matrix with everybody else. He is somewhere else because why 637 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:28,760 this flip out? It's just we flew so high over the cuckoo's nest it 638 00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,639 makes absolutely no sense. So he sees that there is pasta. He does 639 00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:37,840 not want the pasta. He begins storming around the boat and goes up to 640 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:45,320 the captain's quarters and says, there's no food for me. I'm gonna wait. 641 00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:47,400 I will not speak to Jack if that's what you're asking me. Are 642 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,199 you asking me to do that? I will not speak to Jack. I'm 643 00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:55,400 going to wait. I'm going on a Mahatma Gandhi hunger strike because there's no 644 00:49:55,519 --> 00:50:02,599 food. And equally bizarrely, Sandy is like, hey, I don't like 645 00:50:02,679 --> 00:50:09,239 liars. Liars, what are we even? The truth is completely irrelevant, 646 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:17,800 Sandy, Sandy he is he's spinnings out of control. No, no, 647 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,239 I want not There is no food and that's how we wrap the episode. 648 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,400 Everybody, have a lovely holiday. We will see you guys in the new 649 00:50:25,519 --> 00:50:32,159 year. Yeah, eat, drink, be merry. But if you were 650 00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:35,880 behind the paywall, you got a couple episodes coming to you later. Oh. 651 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,000 Absolutely their story. I think you said, yeah, yeah, oh, 652 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:44,039 oh, oh my gosh, I'm so excited for that story. iTunes 653 00:50:44,079 --> 00:50:46,360 ratings, reviews, five stars, kind words, follow us on Instagram, 654 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:52,719 YouTube, tikis, all that stuff, and again, Happy New Year, 655 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:57,840 Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Mary Kwanza, and all the rest. Yeah, 656 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,960 and if this is the last time we're listening to well, Patty wants 657 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:04,639 to say thanks for another great year. Another great Ruby's joined the team and 658 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,079 we had an amazing year thanks to all your listenership and patronage and all your 659 00:51:08,079 --> 00:51:12,440 support. It just felt like a very positive year. In my opinion, 660 00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:15,519 people always give us shit, but I think our one star reviews, despite 661 00:51:15,519 --> 00:51:20,960 the fact the show was growing and doubling, actually in an audience, the 662 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,880 one star reviews, while calling us dix was minimal. Yeah, so I 663 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,880 think we're doing something right. Yeah, we're doing something right. And also 664 00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:35,400 the facebooks and the patreons and the comments sections are quite beautiful places. We 665 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,119 have the best lovely. They're so kind and funny. They're really fucking funny, 666 00:51:39,159 --> 00:51:43,159 and they're great and it's a wonderful. It's a great community on there. 667 00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:49,519 So so despite the many comments about us saving you from depression and whatnot, 668 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,559 we want to say you've returned to the favor, right back to us. 669 00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:57,480 We couldn't do it without you, and we're grateful for you. Was 670 00:51:57,519 --> 00:51:59,679 that good? That was great? But if you want to hear us, 671 00:51:59,679 --> 00:52:02,360 do the end of year Christmas exchange hop on a patroon. It's always a 672 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,840 fun episode. Until then, I'm daling saying goodbye, pat say goodbye later. 673 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,159 Do bye baite, bye bye.