Let's just talk. Hey, you got the comments I got across here,
Take this one. Take one. He ain't really used it. Yeah,
you just be getting my job trying to put the jag on a screen.
Yo, my mama ain't okay. So this is my shirt, right,
My mom got me this shirt from my birth She's like shirt. She wanted
me to work it so bad so I didn't fart my as crazy, you'll
be farting like that the crib because you have to really be in vitulation to
make somebody buy a shirt that says that. Now, my mama's just petty.
She don't need a fucking reason to be childish. She is definitely the
whole family childish we're talking about. No, we're not shut up. My
family in this room ain't gonna talking about those at her house feeling guilty.
Happy birthday to TEMs. Absolutely don't in the kind of cracking ass party last
night that you know what that we're just gonna Mister fifty cent don't know it's
Tommy petty enough to wear that title because my man's bought out the whole front
section of a jar Rule concert. Just so, don't nobody beat here talk
about that nick, I'm talking about this age, okay, because that nicka
petty I think me and go yeah you know, yeah, yeah that's correct.
Well all right, I feel like I am being washed out by this
light right here, like it's really really really killing me right now. Six
Yeah he's forty eight. Great a little bit, it was a right smack
almost fifty. That means it's gonna have a huge part for that fifty.
I'm gonna get this corner that don't look like you got a lot of chocolate
chips. I'm not a chocolate chip person, Kisha last night when I like
chocolate chip chookies. Yeah, it's the one real life. It ain't just
a profile like this, real life. My first name. Yeah, shout
out to everybody that came out for MS Perpetation did last night. I was
incapacitated. I was not able to make it because I couldn't even turn my
fucking neck yesterday. My ship was all locked up. Um. And it's
funny because Jelly being not Jelly being a rear. She basically told me to
stop talking to her because I told her, like, I don't have these
problems when I'm having sex regularly because I don't and I think because like,
I haven't been working my neck out like you've been like three weeks. So
yeah, because I was like, I didn't even sleep wrong. Why's my
ship? Like I was, I was pulling knees, you know, and
you're doing this and ship and real thought that ship was hilarious. Show to
the reparation cookies. We didn't get forty as in the mule man. Hey,
you know what, I get black people so easy. That is the
reason because when I'm having sex regularly, I'm working out my neck and I
don't have time to get stiff like that. I wasn't talking to y'all.
I was talking to dat only day I scheduled all years. Student, if
you were a lie, because we went on a date the last time he
was here, that's when that's when you're showing the two pieces in the biscuit.
He man, get up off me. Bro Nah, but um horrible.
So you know, I hope everybody did have And it looks like everybody
had a great time from the pictures. And I was definitely softy because I
did actually want to go out yesterday. I just bro I was in so
much pa it was a safe go out to the most That's why I wanted
to go, because I knew who wasn't gonna be in a riff raft ship.
I'm like Tommy fifty, So most of the attendees is gonna be old,
they ain't gonna be on a bullshit, and it's in the space that
I'm familiar with, and it's gonna be around people that I know. That
was the ideal conditions for me to attend the spot, but bro, I
was. I wasn't way too much paying there's no way. And then I
accidentally so me and my mom have the same meds, and yeah, so
I took two muscle relaxers, thinking that I was taking two of my fives,
but I had two of my mom's tens. I didn't look at the
name. I just looked at Nigga. I didn't I didn't fully fully get
up today until three pm, like like I woke up prior to that,
but I ended up going back to sleep. But I was fucking out Nigga
look saying hype bass look man that like, so, yeah, instead of
ten milligrams, I had twenty, and my body was like, I want
to go night night, Nigga. And that's what the fuck we did.
It was it was light outside when I fell asleep, and it was light
up as high ghost. You know how you know when you you know,
you know you sleep, sleep when you don't dream shot. I didn't have
no dream like, yeah you did, I will say the most the most
enjoyable moment about Timy's parting last night, the DJ played DJ Quick and a
room full of just black women saying black pussy on my dick had me like,
what's going on? That was? That was? That was? That
was? But no, but and it's and it's crazy because I had And
I don't know why my mom still has some of my dad's ship because she
loves still No, my mom's a hoarder. I thought you called your one
Margarita. Um, Margarita, my mom. My mom and my dad used
to have the Nike, the matching Nike track suits, you know what.
So I had her. I had her dig out my pops Nike track suit.
Why she still kind of because she's a hoarder. Bro. I'm more
concerned that she knew which box that ship was in. That's a that's a
that's a that's so I have plans. I was, I was I was
gonna wear my my pope because of me and my pipe. Like he's a
little taller than me, so I might have had to do like sure,
the one knee up kind of thing, but you know as far as like
body weight, like I weigh more than my dad did at that time,
so I feel like it would have balanced out. But it was so many
gold ropes on this morning, So I was I was prepared, like my
mom already knew, like I was wearing her bone and shit like I nigga
everything. But I just I was. I was going a man right,
neither leather and the red, black and green or you gotta get the coconut
joy. And then like I had a whole plan, like I was going,
I was going to even try to do content in my attire like your
daddy clothes look nasty. Whole plan out here, So I ad a whole
plan. Yeah, because at that point it comes for a circle. That's
what you said, my mom, right, that's where yeah, I'm digging
the track to Eddie fifty years of hip hop content, all right. Shout
out to Crystal because she was definitely making sure that me and one got our
twenty dollars worth. Yeah, because when it was time for us to go
give more drinks and we was too drunk to drinking. She covered our cups,
she kept protected, made sure we got our refield. Hey, ship
is the best wing man ever. Sweat your god. If I could given
get going depth of where she was handling for me, Oh my goodness,
she was moving and grooving. Yes, she had me, She had me
under control. Expeaking who was under control? Freak? He said, shut
up, Hey, you know what I have to get. We gotta I
got the video, but we have to get that sound on the board.
's a freaky ass nigger. I got the video. This is how much
fun the party was last night. No better audio video. Nah, but
it did. Like I said, it looked like everybody had an amazing time.
And I'm definitely salty because, like I said, if it checked all
of my boxes to go, that's okay, you'll make it up. On
July twenty checked all of my fucking boxes to go, So yeah, that
that one's stunned. Before I went into a mild coma, I was hurt
at the first party because the reason why I look at the window, like
the Daddy's supposed to come pick up the sun. He's supposed to be coming.
He said he was coming still early. The reason why the first place
was because I called myself taking them early enough for I'm like, all right,
it'll you know, it'll peek and then I'll be good. But that
was because I thought that I was taking my peels and now my mama peals.
There was no peak, nigga, I just died. Um but yeah,
something like okay, yeah, because I took him. I think maybe
it was like two thirty three ish because I had the like the girls was
really it was like that little Hello Kitty thing at the little Hello Kitty truck
at Mayfair and they wanted to go, you know, shopping, do their
little stuff. And I'm like, bro, when you posted that video them
being like adorable system like they really like each other and shit, yeah,
because I was, like I said, I said, I can't walk around
the small which I can't stay like I I got them to make sure that
because you know, you have to be eighteen or older. Um, you
know them all like I said, on weekend, so like after a certain
time or whatever. So the guy saw them walking in with me, I
had them ordered uh seafood shot on Doordack for a pickup order when got my
food, and I was like, right so and that that was sad as
fuck. Do y'all know how hard it is to check your fucking blind spots
when you can't turn your neck nigger? Yes, I'm like I said,
y'all, y'all want to go to the mall. This is bad that y'all
are willing to risk me running into a kid boyd like this, Yes whatever,
Danny said, go back, Yeah, a happy fifty of big guy.
One of the few times I regret moving everybody was there were almost everybody
me me ay, I mean you were more than welcome to cash at mean
so that I can give a massage, okay, because that's what was needed.
Hey, Ray speaking, make sure you go check out the nice cloud
here in the Facebook of Sherman Phoenix. Yo, nice Cloud. I was
like, who you know when he when he put on his voice, I'd
be justice. You sound like Donnie Simpson. I've done an I've done twenty
years of customer service. Well, Donny Simpson host video sonips everything gonna be
et at one point in time, didn't you house love connection to everything?
Gonna bet one? What part of the creation ship? Said naem Cloud got
them hands uno done food food you I'm showing. I mean she gets massages
at least twice a week from me. Now I get like professionally other week.
They shout out the keepa she behaved, She behaved. Oh just used
the review mirror like your side mirror. Hey, nigga, I'm an f
one fifty. I don't know if that worked. No real, if you
turn your rear views in enough, it did. Covers your blinds. I
mean you can't see shut else over there the lane. But ain't nobody gonna
run up on you at least? I mean, it's gonna take a minute
for them to even get to the door to try to jack you anyway.
That ship is man. I do not wish that. And it's been it's
been a while since I've had one of those issues. But when that motherfucker
hit, Bro, that shit is tough. Looking like a motherfucker robot.
Can't turn your head like Batman to turn your whole body, Bro, Batman
is fucking terrible. I will never pass up an opportunity to say that Batman
is fucking horrible and that that nigga's superpower is white privilege. It is,
bro. He wears expensive put jamas and beats up poor people like that.
Nigga's superpower is literally white privilege. Yeah, crystal mind is actually in the
other studios. Told look, I've told y'all several fucking times. Okay,
got them PD. He was like, you know what, whooping nigga's ass
is a pr nightmare. Let Batman do it, bro, Batman just be
I think they know it's but he got so much money and stroke in the
city that you just let him run around and do it. Why don't nobody
tell the henchman like, this is what you're in for. I know it's
an old nigga on the job, been getting his ass beat for about twenty
years. He ain't. When you don't tell niggas what they signed, No,
you should have read the indeed profile. No, no, no,
that they don't tell them niggas you know what comes with Batman beating their ass
under other duties as a sign, Then then't put that shit in the job
description that falls under other duties as a sign. A blanket statement? Did
Hayden said? She said, how am I hating? Does I say that?
I don't know? I said she behaved? Maybe maybe he said,
you behaved. Okay. I didn't say hey, okay, he said you
behaving behavior. Yes, FoST just walk around in the nicest threads a whoop
ass. He drives like a Ferrari. That's way too fast. It's over
the legal limit. It's not even legally, it's not even street legal.
That's what I'm saying, Like, how do you how do you drive his
car around? Like? Like, first of all, we get pulled over
if tent too motherfucking okay, you think ain't got windows doors depending on how
you're doing Batman, Really they got to because he'd be having sh the only
a rich nigga could afford. Bruce Wayne happened to be going on a three
month vacation. But this big motherfucker jumping off a buildings all of a sudden,
like this nigga really has a city contract to use to beat up poor
people, to beat up poor people, and you got them as his personal
rage room. You think other superheroes be jealous when they read it like that.
You think Professor read shit that go on and got right. Oh when
we was tearing up shit, we got the Kovida court right, This nigga
and ship, but he's going on hold on. Now, I gotta take
consideration one he's a rich thicker who repairs the city, and three he owns
the insurance company. That's all right in offensive fights. You think he gets
his own money. You think Bruce Wayne could whip Tony start off. But
at this point it's fraud, and they came through because he got all the
lawyers on his favorite criminal white privilege, white but walking around regardless everything or
not. So at the end of the day, no matter what, Tony
Stark just wanted to make the world a better place. He realized he had
made these weapons of mass instruction. He felt bad. He was like,
you know what, I'm gonna be the weapon of mass instruction. Let's stop
drinking, just to make sure we all good. Because Batman out here.
You shouldn't look at Batman. He ruining the lives of children because every robin
is under age when he scoops up. He got Commissioners Gordon's daughter out here
running reckless, got his niece out here. He got motherfucker's out here getting
paralyzed, getting killed him so bad. So Batman is kidnapping children. He
has committing insurance fraud. Like, what the fuck, we're Superman when and
fact stays on his side of town, and the fact that he got a
contingency play in case any one of you niggas get out of hand. He
got some ship that to kill Superman, Wonder Woman, everybody, why a
plan to kill all your friends because he ain't got powers. Hell, they
ain't go to a battle, and you see what these niggas can do.
And he'd be like, fuck them niggas and he go home and be Batman
is a billionaire in some new ship. How you a billionaire with insecurities?
Yeah? That lasts of the truth. Bitch. I got a utility built
the last of the truth. That's the weakest should ever due and batman utility
belt fired. No, the last of truth is and invisible, indivisible truth.
Just get a black woman should get out of nigga. Hey, wonder
when cool? But the invisible Jett is trash. Invisible Jetts, I mean
you still concede, you floating like you see it. Don't even be hiding
her. We're not messing up your view on Batman. I think exposing the
truth. Batman really nigga that terrorizes children and poor people. It's terrible.
He didn't kill seven niggas. He just keep giving people the name robber.
Why y'all keep signing enough for his job because they poor used the other robbers
never comes back when he scoops them. He's Bruce Wayne. So you're going
from rags to riches, Like, oh shit, I'm a poor nigga on
the street living with the richest motherfucker in the city. But you don't know
that. The dotted lines say, oh, you also got to get out
here and fight crime. At the age of ten, Joker just be whooping
y'alls with a crowbar. Joe, here's a nigga who was trying to get
back his job and he killed them. Here's the fuck up part. Bruce
Wayne is incredibly rich. He don't kill on that don't matter. He can
keep niggas. He can keep niggas from starving and being homeless and doing all
this shit. Instead of building fucking community centers, having homeless shelters and ship
having fucking sup kitchens and all this ship, he whoops the poor people laugh
for being fucking part So Doc, really, oh, you need to feed
your family to blasphy bad. Let's Luther. Meanwhile, on the other side
of the town, he is just snapping nigga ship. Now they gotta dude
in a bag. The fact that he really just saw was the hero.
He could really solve all of life's little real Real is actually Mexican, so
it makes sense, real quick, Happy happy anniversary to Sean and his wife.
Happy anniversary anniversary. That's my that's my co host in the morning,
Sam Superman schoo the smartest nig on the planet because he could read a book.
He shout out some media, man, nigga just touched the book and
that was the coldest power ever that side, that side of track. When
they picked up that modeling book, they will never get over there. Pick
up a book everything, How do you break it? The ability to solve
all you know, when crack and did. Now they body like Shamara and
they just walking around like this is shit crooked, this fuck crooked body.
Motherfucker always fighting somebody who Smar the one that's built like a zta know who?
Don't? But if you feel like I don't, I don't want to
see him. I don't want to see Shamara. No. No, for
those in the comments that may not know who Shamar is, I'm about to
google pier Gal quick day and tone put them on the no please always fighting
too. Just look crooked ass. Just man in the comments. He could
find anything in thirty seconds. Oh yeah, I forgot how I'm gonna burn?
You just did a man and shaped like a z. It is well
she did? She go about sheet? I don't know. I don't know.
Samar pronos, how do you spell? It's a trance? Samara just
put shamar TikTok. Oh I saw that, I came up. I feel
like see sewn to my old question mark Body asked Nigga, I feel like
it's the dude shrimp body. Oh okay, that's funny, yo yo.
Speaking of TikTok, have y'all seen the TikTok where the white dude has the
two dollars in se Danny said, when you said built like a Z,
I knew exactly who you were talking about. We hate her for that too,
because it's probably very accurate. It is, But have y'all seen the
TikTok with the white dude with the two dolls having a domestic dispute. You
just twitch twitch? He twitched. He didn't even realize that some cookie's first
of all, can use Twitter that you didn't know it, and I still
gotta get used to have hair touch my neck at your ear actually touched the
back of his neck, touched the back of my neck. I'm Hayden man.
It's a bad picture, ma ear. You can't make it come back
in the way I was saying. I was like, this, bro't your
hair? That's the back of your fucking ninja turtle headband. I know what
you're talking about now, I know you're talking about. I don't know what
that is. I don't know if the guy or a girl. Yeah,
definitely a toma that shamara bad bitsh? Is that folks with a strong face?
Yeah, oh that's just yeah, the crooked mother just but they always
fighting them. Oh, that's that's crooked. Let the crooked letter. Sh
Hey, what's the name to do? Who be drawing the fucked up pictures
of people? That's a couple of them from here. I think you do.
Oh, I know you're talking about, but I forgot the name that
last one and the paint is how dog be drawing the photos of people?
Yeah? Don't you got a boyfriend? What? They always gotta got a
man who loving on? That? I don't know, but that I choose
better in life. There's a lot of other shoes. You could do a
lot of things in life to get famous. You gonna have two dolls talk
to each other. No, that sounds like that. That doubt the dude.
You're a terrible person and they be having domestic violet issues too funny your
ship in the world, I ain't got man I. Um, so social
media has been in fucking shambles. Um, yeah, over a lot.
Uh We're going to start with the home team. Uh. Milwaukee had its
visit from Darius Crooks. I know I did not say Cooks on purpose,
I said, Darius Crooks, I know what the funk I said, So
don't come correct a man of comments. Um. The way that I saw
people begging this scam and ass nigga to go review places was so fucking pathetic,
pathetic, like no, go here, go here, go here,
Like why was he even here? He was here because he has um.
He does a dinner thing called Dining with Darius Cooks where he charges people like
almost three hundred dollars per ticket to come to a dinner that he had worked.
You know, they prepare food like served dinner and ship as a big
ass fly. Uh. Well, I saw it because it had flu It
was just sitting up there and I was like, he ain't bother nobody saw
just left it. Uh no, but um forward slash, backward slash underscore
body as Sean Wild No, but um Mortal Kombat, Big London, Hey
baby, how are you a Mortal Kombat for the tale? Yeah? But
um, if you were not familiar with who Darius Crooks is, now,
this individual is really a piece of ship. So the fact that people were
so geeked up been excited about him coming to the sea niggas paid for a
dinner ticket, Like who made the food? Was? Do you pay to
you make your own? No, you don't make your fool he makes the
food. Um, I don't know if it's just him or if it's him.
And because he has a team of chefs as well, that is wild.
It looked like he's doing a snake the worm, the worm. I'm
trying to figure out how that. Okay, Yeah, so I did.
I did this just built like a dark arch London saying happy birthday. Yeah.
But the way that people beg this nigga to do reviews was really fucking
pathetic. Now here's the funny part. I don't even know who the thing
is until he showed up. He is, and I've known about him for
years because y'all know, Twitter got all the team, so he's been exposed
on Twitter for years, for years. This ain't no new ship. So
first and for most, everybody puts so much weight on this nigga's opinions,
Like the two restaurants he had didn't get shut down, okay, So now
so now he's basically a social media food influencer, Like he has a bunch
of flowers followers, and he does basically you know how Tipsy Bartender do his
little bartender. You know, before I found out Dog was a scammer,
I'll us to follow Dog on TikTok. Then when everybody's like, are you
be scamming? Oh, Tipsey Bartender need to be shut down? He getting
wild alcohol? Yeah, I think that's a poor set up. Ye see,
Lunda said here crook anyway, That's why I call him Darius Crooks on
here, And I told niggas don't correct me. I know things supposed to
be, so I haven't decided yet making him name an episodes where it's Kayla,
it's Kayla still here. We got a bond to pick with you,
because even when we name with the episode is supposed to be, you still
just naming whatever you want, and then you have it looking remedial. I
know when people come to you know, go click on the post so that
they can actually listen, they'd be like, it's about a stupid motherfucker.
I want everybody listening to the audio episodes to know I do not type in
the names for the episodes. So if that ship looked like a third grader
road, it was tone that do not be me. Sometimes that do not
be me. I want to stress that anything that is a grammatical error,
it is not me. Okay, it just looks you like a Nika just
dragged their tongue across the keyboards. Here, here's the episode name that don't
be me? Because because Kayla always Kayla always catch it? Okay, did
that Hey for trees? Hey shout out to a Happy Days Day bar and
all the happiness that it brought, memories, the memories that is brought.
We will miss you, Patrese. I'm definitely gonna miss you here because it
was my safe hay. That was the last that was the last Hurrah.
Where do you be here? Your rock was heavy. That rock was heavy
on top of your ass. I told y'all, I didn't even have a
dream. Last that was the last okay had a dream. My last event
at Happy Days Bar was my birthday party. But that was a good one.
I happened the last one. Yes, I want, I want to
get my my forty answer is Patrese said, I stopped watching Tipsy Bartend and
when he started making any damn oh okay Kayla here she said, it said
fuck you tone to em, damn you misspelled your own name because we never
had a title for that episode that don't have nothing. Would you misspelling your
own name? The fact that she went found fuck you Tom, because then
it's like now it's like, you know, to the hot pocket are out
of pocket? Mike. You know I didn't have to ask on that one
because we were calling the hot Pockets that. The funny thing is that you
know she talked about Miss Jackie didn't leave it there. Fuck you Ton adds
character today that that shit is So I do I want anybody to tell that
I can tell. I can tell she went to YouTube to figure out because
she went from Facebook to when you see when you see the names of my
episodes look like that. Just no, I don't do anything with editing.
I'm just I'm just here talking to you. That's my job. That's it,
Bill's character. I want to know that whole conversation necessary. But we're
here now. It wasn't unnecessary. I needed people to know I'm nothing dumb.
Don't know that. That's the whole reason why we was unnecessary. Didn't
know you. I mean, I cindly agree with him. He know that
they know he fucked up. He just don't want you to say he's gonna
be I want you to we're doing this, kid, want you to understand
for like thirty minutes last night. So we so we come down here to
get away from the park, you know, just we want to sit down.
Can't look come down and talking about it can beats whenever it's can beats.
I'm like, it's all the same. It's one umbrella. Now,
no, it's can beats, it's can beats and getting you toned deaf niggas.
I was like, yea, where did this look over from? Remember
when we're separated me for the rest of them niggas. So I get it,
I get it, Oh boy, No, But but back to Darius
Crooks, you can't die the So this nigga decides that he is going to,
you know, say, hey, you know what, I couldn't cut
it on in my own restaurants. I am going to go around traveling and
critiquing other people's restaurants even though I myself have an f rating with the Better
Business Bureau and couldn't keep my fucking restaurants. Hey, but he figured out
how to get the bags and Kayla, just let you know. I haven't
keep a paid for ship disappear if I want to. That's what Tone Death
Radio can do that. See look at that. Look at that. I'll
look after the next one. Patrisa stand on to me me tone you how
to do better? L oware representing the brand. See see but you see
how simple and easy that was. Ton't do better? Didn't have to go
on the hold tangent like fuck this nigga. It's not my fault. He
didn't say now when I said fuck you, Tom, that was because that
was a title that you speaking of standing on And going back to Darius Cooks
and I saw her Trees had a nice post about people applauding this nigga coming
in shipping on Milwaukee local business and ship and everybody and local nigga's like yeah,
like big up and dude, na meet somebody. Well meby Lelo was
not in the comments tonight. I think she she worked in Summerfest right tonight.
The last thing she was yeah, let me see, I didn't know
she do. Yeah it was last night was okay, see, I'm gonna
him going the weekend. So I shared a post that Lelo wrote earlier.
She said, you know, I don't really have a dog in this race,
but I've seen how y'all acting an ass over Darius crooksye, Darius Crooks
coming to Milwaukee. Some of y'all really be knob slob and the shadiest motherfucker's
because they have a high follower account. Where is the solidarity musty asses?
Knobs? Yeah, niggas love to meet people who don't matter, right because
look how to act. Look look how they act with the nigga with the
little arm when he come here selling plates and um. But I shared it
and that's the part that I quoted. I said, some of y'all really
be knob slob and the shadiest motherfuckers because they have a high follower account because
that is fucking true. And then I went on to add he redacting people
that criticize and expose him. His ship had an f rating with a Better
Business Bureau because people wasn't getting their ship and he was shut down for Oh
that was another thing. He was shut down because he was running a legal
credit repair business. That's him. That's him too. Yeah, oh,
I'm all of this shit about him has literally been in the news. So
people like, well, where's the proof, where the motherfucker go? Look
it up? If you don't know what because you didn't want to know,
don't who listen? Yeah, all of that time, you're always talking trash,
don't go to these plays. So London said, yeah, motherfuckers couldn't
wait to bring down their own city spots very much backdoors because they won't even
support their own city. Now me, everybody knows I will go support places
and I will post about them all the time. Y'all see me share choy
and shit all the time. Y'all see me share the seafood shack shit all
the time. Y'all see me share seventeen hundred. I haven't been there in
a while, Like I honestly I haven't been there since they've opened the actual
location because when I when I would go, that line was jumping, Like
when I would drive back, the line was jumping. And I'm not a
I can't stand in the line for the people I don't know like that,
like anxiety issues. I can't you know, I was buying shit out of
her house exactly. That's so that's what I'm saying, like I haven't been
there since, Um, she's had her actual spot. But I support people.
When I went to meet Cossa, I posted they ship and I'm very
honest in what I say. Like when I went to meet Cossa, for
example, I went and I got them the shrimp and grits fucking amazing,
and I got they're salmon croquettes. I didn't care for the salmon croquettes.
And I told him what I posted, you know, my my honest review,
Like I am not going to just sit here and just down and trash
you. I'm not gonna sit here and just act like because you are a
popular spot that I can't have an opinion on it. Though my very last
we gonna put a picture of this up. Um, I'm not gonna tell
y'all what it is. We just gonna post the picture and then y'all tell
me what food is on the plate. Um. But I'm very honest in
it. And that is why I love the Seafood Shock so much, because
when I posted and I gave my review, they took the constructive criticism and
it was like, damn, just legit and they changed it. So the
next time that I went to the restaurant, I saw that this was changed
and I posted. I was like, I have no idea if my review
had anything to do with that, but if it did, like shout out
to them for taking that and actually applying it. And she commented was like
she was like it was She was like, after reading your few, you
know, we really like that that that made sense and we changed it.
And I don't get their food is fucking mat Like I only get their catfish
dinner um and garlic bread. I haven't tried anything else yet. It's not
because I don't trust it. It's just I love good catfish and they sell
real catfish and getting real catfish it's hard to city because motherfucker's been trying to
pass wise catfish. Yeah, but um, when when I don't feel like
cooking it myself. I'm at seafood Shot, so um with me going there.
Even if their food was just okay, I was still support the fuck
out of them just because of the fact they listen to their customers. So
having that level of customer service where they didn't get mad and they didn't post
it on their Facebook page talking shit because a lot of y'all got that bad.
Like y'all want people to support you, but then if people have a
difference of opinion or they don't like something, y'all want to share them on
your fucking Facebook pages. Like y'all unprofessional asses for your actual customers that ride
your dick all the time to attack them. I don't fuck with shit like
that. I don't like that. That's like me if somebody gave a bad
review on Commerce candy Closet and I post it, Oh yeah, well,
you can't please everybody just for my people to talk shit about them, Like,
no, I'm not gonna do that. You don't have to like everything.
You were not going to like everything she said. So while we're on
this, I want to actually spend to the positive and say that Delicious Bites
catered the food at the can beats fiftieth birthday, and the food was exactly
what I asked for. I wanted to chop. I wanted like bot agga
food, like New York style. She had the uh the Philly cheese stead
sliders, She had the chop cheese. We had nachos. Who had pizza?
All the ship you can get from over that right there? That right.
The fact that y'all knew that I knew that food was gonna be there
and I didn't make it, y'all should have knew something was fucking wrong right
there we were drunk. The fact that I didn't show up to an event
where I knew food was gonna be at y'all should have know, like y'all
should have actually sent out an Okay, this is literally this is my excuse
right here, not even just y'all. I'm talking about that bitch Kaylor because
she cuts me the fuck out in my fucking messages. Oh he and she
the man, she the man one who's cussing us out of the day that
you had uh had had the mango odd o mango or some shit. And
then yeah, but I don't I don't know. She used the same thing
like you know, they don't when they mixing shit back to back. She
didn't clean up. Like, bro, you can't do that with me.
I will fucking stroke out, Lennon said. And constructive criticism is a thing.
It's people in the comments on Crook's page giving their reviews on places as
if he could do anything instead of actually sending it to the actual restaurant owner
and page whatever, just because he has four stars of front Like yeah,
um Britt said, I love to see food shock. Tay say, yeah,
that's not cool, Q said. After I made that post, I
grew concerned. Later we were drunk by the end. Hey just say,
y'all know if y'all step in the spot and oh boy Junior from the barbecue
places in there, don't let him get you a drink. Yeah, he
will get you fucked up. He's worse than Tory, worse than He'll bring
his own liquor and still buy you double shots or whatever you drink. When
I didn't even step in the damn uh door and he went over there and
yeah he was moving like a wrong Yeah, let me let me get passion
player, let me get passion play. He had he bought He bought me
a drink, and I had to come. I had to go out and
get the bags for the uh for the forty hounds. And that's what I
bumped in you because I was I got right. So I went out to
get the bags. I came in. He was calling me from upstairs,
Hey, I got your drink. I was like, all right, all
right. Next thing I know, he was downstairs, Hey, I got
your drink. I was down here by the stairs over here he was.
He came up the stairs, Hey, I got to drink. I mean,
dude, it was like a cartoon character popping up with my drink.
Yeah, he gonna get you. He's gonna get you down Now that he's
moved into Rising Bryan's old space, he had the window open, got the
patio laid outs. Yeah, five different tequila's different. No, the funniest
because they didn't have no wind upstairs. But somebody bought from Birdie. Oh
yeah, we know you good counts are going asking Kevin Jus the ultimate drunk
uncle. Don't let him get you. And I think I think Darius everywhere
everywhere any times they've been posted the right out there just drinking. Hey.
He had a big ass like, uh what what do you call that?
Damn the water ice mountain, ice mountain water to two and a half gallons
of ship. It looked like water. I guess he just came back from
the packer game. Hey, you want some uh want some uh some moonshine
because you said okay, Because that's the guy y'all say he does. He's
Junior's Barbecue. Yeah, corn liquor. Yeah, it was number of rubbing
alcohol. Hey, the plastic bottles mountain because because so Junior's Barbecue. He
was one of the restaurants that Darius went to and raided. On his page,
UM he gave five out of five for cleanliness, service four out of
four, food one out of five, um Mikasa cleanliness four out of five,
service four out of five, food four out of five, Cream City
cleanliness five out of five, service three out of five, food four out
of five, and Daddy Soul Food cleanliness three out of five, service three
out of five, food two out of five. Now here's my Daddy's green
beings firedec No. But but here's another another thing. I have seen people
trash the fuck out of Daddy so and I've had him. I didn't care
for him. But my thing is y'all can't ask somebody to go somewhere and
then get mad when they give David, y'all sent them there. This is
where y'all told him to go, okay, and then be like, well,
how you go. I think people should also understand that just because this
is literally where you begged him to go, just because you think something fire.
No, I'm I'm pointing to you because I want this point to be
made, because I'm gonna make you repeated it again. Just because you think
something fired, Only everybody else gonna think that your fire, So say it
again. So if you tell me you look at the camera and say it,
just because y'all think something fired, don't mean it's really fired. So
if you send me somewhere because you're like, oh yo, bro, this
shit the bomb, you gotta try it, and then I go here,
I'd be like, yo, why you send me here? This shit asks
I'm not I don't dream with it, right, she said, daddies,
it's not that good, especially when you can cook. Laugh. I'm very
serious, And I think that's the thing. Like when you cook yourself or
you're even if you're just around people that cook all of the time, that's
like me, y'all know how I am. I grew up with pops in
the house. So certain shit is like I've gone places and it's like,
all right, I like them for this, but I'm not working with that
because like certain places I've gone and like they're dressing I could taste nothing but
fucking stage in it, like they use way too much and it's like other
shit might have been good. I'm like, all right, well I'll get
this. I just won't get that anymore, which rings me to my next
point. Tom put that picture up that food. We not even go identified
the food that I sail. I want everybody in to gas all wrong asss.
We know the answer. That's why I said all wrong answer. What
is on this plate? Mash potatos? Cart if I say she don't know
you again, mash potatoes, that's peach melba. Don't you disrespect hop across
the tape father beans, that's a rice food. And they just keep stirning
it around until it makes something you never you ever made, grits, and
then go back to try to clean the pot out and it's just a big
ass grit. He got a sogett grit. That's a little bit rice rice
pudding. Now this is a spot keep saying, I don't know what that
orange it is now from first, like from especially back here, it looks
like mash potatoes with like some carrots in there. And whatever, said Gritz
and Yams Yams might Keisha said. Keisha said they cooked the ship out them
already cooked shrimp and carrots. Brit said, this is tragic. Now,
this is the thing, and this is a very popular restaurant that everybody kept
sending me to go to. I didn't bother giving my review like I do
everybody else where. I'm like, Okay, this is what I like,
this is what I didn't like, just because of the fact I've been under
a lot of stress lately, like a lot. I got a lot of
shit going on, and now I'm at that point where if you say something
out of the way to me, especially over some ship that I don't like
at a restaurant, I will literally try to fight you right now. That's
just where I'm at, and I'm being honest, I'm real, I'm I'm
on an edge that I haven't been on in a long in a long time,
and I will literally tell you, like bitch, if it's that series
you can pull up. We can do this. You think you're not.
That's exactly what so so with this, this is something. This does not
meet my standards of shrimping grits. First of all, the grits, like
I said, they look like fucking mashed potatoes. They don't look like grits.
And again it's with it being a popular restaurant and with a popular championship,
you would think that it would be better than that. It wasn't.
I don't have to like it because everybody else likes it. This is not
my standard for shrimp and grits. First of all, I've never had shrimping
grits with fucking cocktail shrimp. I was going to ask them, like boom
boom shrimp. Yeah, like it's it's yeah, like it's it is.
I've never in my life been served shrimping grits with fucking cocktail shrimp. And
this looked like the ship that was pre cooked that they just put some fucking
size on on. Yeah, like that that they put the fucking size on
on. Because it's niggers putting salad shrimp and the shrimping grits. You want
to be ashamed of yourself. You need your ass on why you can't give
me that, you better go give me a problem on fucking right right?
Yeah, I want the big joints, Paul, Yeah I have. I
have never broke I Patris said, I don't even care if he Darius didn't
like the food. His personal opinions are his. My only issue was a
caravan of bashing in the comments from Milwaukee folks. But this is the thing.
They bash the food anyway, but then they get mad when an outside
like y'all do the same shit. It's like it's like that one. It's
like that one dude you can't get within the group was like we and rib
weigle anybody else rid this is some kind of sauce I don't I don't know,
Like if you look like on the left side of the plate, it
looks like I don't know if it was a kind of great I don't know
what it was. But that didn't help moisturize the grips. So the grits
were extremely dry. They were extremely fucking firm. And again this overcooked ass
already cooked shrimp that was just seasoned with some size on. I can tell
that's what they use because it's orange firm gritz, cream of wheat. It
wasn't ship creamy about it even be cream of wheat. And and y'all know,
if it's one thing that Tamika Lashawan thinks is not cheap on, it's
some motherfucking food. I will cash shot on some food. The fact that
I was mad because it was either sixteen or eighteen dollars or whatever it was,
that says a lot because this is what they charged me for that.
Now that is my one negative. They're charging the dove for the instant grits
and salad shrimp. That is absolutely crazy. Instant grits look better than that,
so I don't know what that is. So now the inside, like
the interior, it was very nice. I love the set up. I
love how it looks in there. The vibe is great, y'all know,
I love nineties R and B. The music was hidden, the drinks was
cool. It's not a place that I was like, oh, I will
never go back. I will definitely go back, but I'll go there to
like vibe and drink. And if I decide to eat food, it wouldn't
be that I would I would have to try something else. So when you
know, seeing reviews and shit and and going. I feel like it might
have been kind of like a little disadvantage because one, when people are aware
that you coming, is easier for them to, you know, to prep
and cater to you. But when I saw people like, oh, well
no, it always looks like um talking about the food that was certain like
it always looks like I'm like, well, where the fuck was mine that
day? Because mine didn't look shit like this. I didn't get no presentation.
I got some stiff ass grits, some overcooked shrimp, and some parsley
on topic, what is the little is that grit on the side to the
little white No, okay, you gotta point out what the going on?
This is like some little sauce play. It didn't have enough, this little
thing. It was a piece of chicken. Chicken. Yeah, I could
have made you know, I could have made you a way better meal with
like some instant grids and like some when I got a crackhead. When I
tell you read and jelly Bean made shrimping grits for us, it was there.
It was their very first time making shrimp and grits. When I tell
you that shit tasted like it came out of a fucking restaurant, like with
my kids, because they no change grids, but when they do, I
damn I probably did. They was swapping out cooks and folks. Was like
what I'm saying out there, I mean, I don't know how to make
shrimping grids, but I thought that when you make the like the saute with
the shrimp, that that goes on with the grits, the butter, that's
part of that's part of the sauce. That's what I would do, Like
they like toss them shrimping it. It's like, I feel like I got
to shrimp. You know, you're not having it. You're not having a
nigga eating airplane peanuts and they're eating them like right, Like that's how to
get my shrimp ship. Grits shook your ship like skettles, and I was
like, okay, you know, but it's like with with all of this
positive people would have focused on the fact that I didn't like the grits and
them grits was them, gritz was them some fucking fisher priced fishing grits,
I mean, shrimping grits. And I'm really upset about it. Yo,
you're talking about the stiff grits when you can get the place at yeah,
Little Classic. They didn't even give you the fact of butter that go on
top of them joints. So yeah for so for shrimping grits, I would
definitely stick with me cos you don't like my shrimping, especially because like for
not only not only the amount of shrimp and grit that you get, Like,
bro, look this is that's all that came out. It's not like
I ate a bunch of it and took the picture. I took one fork
for a lot of it, and it was like, bro, I gotta
I gotta send this to the group chat. I don't understand why restaurants be
like half stepping on like rice and grits and ship it how much it costs
to make grits? Like, ain't rice and grits like the cheapest the cheapest
things you ever give me a big ass bowls. That's why I forever with
the Asian. Why are you if it's the one thing Asian's gonna get right
fucking right? They got eighteen thousand pounds right, and it's always gonna be
fired. It don't miss and they and they don't look at they don't look
at it like, Okay, well they ordered six entrees, but they don't
need it. They gonna give you rice for every fucking entree you order,
even if you don't need it. When you go to the Chinese restaurant,
you can order everything off the men, you butt rice. But you know
what you're will come with. You gonna get that little quarterfucker rice. You're
going there ask for some generals chicken. No, it's just coming with right,
It's just coming with what they might ask you you want for, right.
And I said, and I'm like, okay, you know the only
thing that I'm trained in is eating dick. Okay, I ain't. I
ain't trained to eating food. I ain't know, motherfucking chef. But I
know this was some bullshit. I know, I know this is I was
wrong with you, was right with you today, Kiba said, Niggas love
the ghetto glitter dropped on top. Yeah, but personally the funk out of
some ship. But I'm like, look, Patrisa, send me that picture.
I need to zoom in. Yeah, I thought Papriquel was ghetto glitter.
But if it's personally, no, but that that ship is wild,
because like I said, and this is a restaurant that everybody dick rides.
And I think it's because, like I said, it's popular, people own
it. And when popular people own it, they just they jump on whatever.
I was not happy with my food, everything else, everything else,
drinks five out of five, vibe and atmosphere five out of five. The
staff as soon as you walk in and hey, how you doing. Everybody
is getting greeted five by the five on the service. But that fucking fool
nigga shift change grids, bro shift change grids. It wasn't even shift change
because I got there like the mid the middle of brunch. It wasn't over
yet. All I thought it was how we used to pull up to the
buffans Nick say, even hus what we're talking about. We are currently talking
about Darius Crooks and my personal experience with a very popular restaurant where I would
serve this, and Nick, since you late tell me what's on this plate?
Wrong answers only damn, we ain't got no, but we got this
as I feel about it, but like and with me wanting to because like
I said, I do it with everybody whenever I have I go somewhere,
whether it's when I first went to get my dog room. I gave my
review for beauty and all Paul prints. Shout out to them. I always
shout out Koya because I always get my food for herbs. Shout out to
seventeen hundred pull up like everybody that I frequent and like that I supposed I
always throw them a lot. But they want people want you to like everything
about a play, and sometime it just it. Don't fucking hit this one.
To me, this wasn't a bad day. This was just this fucking
spect because you knew, you knew when you played at this ship, Like,
Bro, this ain't This ain't the consistency that grits are supposed to be.
I know that this shrimp is over because you knew that shit. What
if it was a practice play? What if? What if Ryan? What
if the train was back there? No, because as a chef, you
know how certain shit is supposed to be. You know how you know when
some shit ain't right? That is true? That right? Was his name?
Say his name? Nick said? Okay. I zoomed them and them
looked like shrimps from Walmart's the same thing I was saying, pretty much.
And I think that's the thing that that pissed me. Y'all the most about
it is because when you played it this you knew better. Nick said,
that ain't supposed to be shrimp and grits. I just know it ain't.
Yes, it is. Yes, that's the same thing. Kiva said.
The trainee practice plate is crazy. Absolutely. Why did Gordon Ramsey let that
plate out right? Even even if somebody came out and said, excuse me,
man, you know I wasn't you know, I'm sorry that it's taking
a bit, but we want to make sure that you know you had the
highest quality whatever whatever, whatever, bear with us, all right, cool,
thanks for letting me know. They was just like, bro, seeing
that shit out there, I'd have brought you my best plate of something else
before I brought you or like, hey, do you want to advertise it
because it's taking us a little bit longer to get your stuff for you?
Something bro else, you want a bread basket like something like just something to
be able to go ahead and give you the basket up the bread basket.
That's what we're doing. Like that that's ship was wild, man. I
feel like we just entered some Nick said, I don't even eat that shit,
and that's not how I'm supposed to look exactly that I love. We
had to spit britt ease, that is the bullets of shit. Stop looking
at this, Yeah, take this off because I'm getting mad a him,
miserable as a motherfucker because and here's the worst part about it. When I
ordered that, it's because I had been craving shrimp and grits for a long
time, because I hadn't had it so for me to be craving it,
and then you felt like that was okay to send that shit out to me,
and you know that that is not the fucking consistency that grits are supposed
to be. You knew that ship was dry. You knew that ship was
fucking stiff. The crazy part is like, I can really see how that
conversation just working on. I felt like that ship was wig and grits because
that meets the lot of the would expect if I went to a white restaurant
and add as shrimp and grids, I expect that plate I go to white
restaurant and get that, I'm like, okay, I don't I shouldn't expect
that. But I also feel like if we were to go to a white
restaurant. We'll probably be looking for the safest ship possible. What's the place
over is it Max Max's Max Max Max Fields. It's over all now in
West Dallas. It's a New Orleans restaurant. It's the sister restaurant Maxims West
Stallas in New Orleans. Semes I only knows good. It's a sister restaurant
to the Blues Egg. Yeah, it's the it's like the dinner version of
blues. Yeah, but it's still not carrots. That's the shrimp. And
that's what I said. I say, it looked like fucking mashed potatoes and
cars, but that was the shrimp. Because they seasoned that ship with sizone
and they used to fucking much that it turned it on. It's called Maxi's,
it's stair, it's by State Fair part. That's the ship. It's
fired. They got great gumbo and they stripping graces fire and it's a it's
a it's a white restaurant. Yeah yeah, but these white people from down
South, I don't know because white people from downside for a lot different than
white people from up north. Because I just met a very southern white guy,
like my last ten minutes a word and he had I don't know where
he timmy flowing through y'all comments, so I'm not seeing him in the read
them, yeah said, I took the terrorists to Third Street Market Hall for
dinner and went to dairy Land Burgers and ship ordered our food and man's like
that, she said, Yeah, no, sooner was I about to open
my back with our tenders. The worker came up to me to take the
food back because the quality wasn't up to park. That's fired, though the
activity offered her a refund and fresh food. Fresh. Yeah, that's pretty
dope. Like, this is not me. I will come back to this
establishment. And I'm and I'm and I'm happy that like, and I'm happy
that I followed my first mind because that same restaurant blasted somebody because they didn't
like their mac and cheese. And I'm like seeing, but everybody don't know
how to fight, you know what I mean, out of wanted to fight
and out of because people, oh you know, and she must be used
to uh hot dogs and this and no, bitch, I'm used to my
motherfucking shrimping grits looking and tasting like motherfucking shrimping grits do you want to fight
about it. That's why I didn't even post my ship, because I would
have told it just to pull up. I'm in I'm in a bad place
right now. She's Mimi's not in a good spot. She stressed out.
She got a lot of shit going on. Her mom's getting on her nerves.
It's a lot you will catch these hands. I got something. I
didn't even rolled it up. No, I used tones, I use comings
back stuff. I was, y'all gotta relax. Don't tell me I'm used
the hot dogs because you don't know how to fucking make a certain dish.
And I was like, yo, bro, I've eaten this dish a lot
because it's my favorite dish. Y'all at this place, y'all don't know how
to fucking make it. So I don't tell me I'm used the hot dogs
or the other thing. If it's a day that you don't feel like cooking,
so you're like, you know what I want this, I don't feel
like making it myself. Let me go and see how somebody else's is.
And to get some kiva saying nothing worse than craving some shit. And it's
not up to part and make you want to flip the table like media owned
Classic Union play. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Britain Nick agree that Kardaddies is pretty good. And whenever I had Kardaddy,
I've never been inside. Whenever I had Kardaddies. Oh wait, ain't that
this week? Best deal days? Yep? Yeah, thirteen to the sixteen?
So yeah, craps, bitch, crap there. Let French pancakes get
you hot, Paul that you know, the crepes was the very first thing
that I made in middle school home at class. That's crazy that that's supposed
to be like a breakfast, ain't ship. But the dessert like doughnuts,
well it depends because because there are so many different feelings you form. So
we we had dessert crepes because of the ice cream and whatever we were.
I love strawberry, so I do strawberry everything. But yeah, there are
so many different like you got the what's it the florentine, but like that's
the spinach and all. Yeah, so it's if there are a lot of
different lasses. Don't stop referring to my man's is Buddy, because Buddy is
a real disrespectable modum snatching everybody toys, not the debos, right you you
probably the terrorists not assisted. Right. You saw what he was on.
You should have been on going time too. This is a team oboration.
Nope, that's the boxes say zone they use on a fire shrimp they had
made, right, I bet they got like a bucket full of just now.
Nick said, Darius Crooks can't make mac and cheese. I need an
addible bread ones you got? Where was what? Let's see? She actually
said where was that? But I don't know where what she asked the hitter
missed with plates is one of the main reasons why I cook more often.
My angry reactions don't allow me to be in restaurants sometimes. And that's why
I love Koia food so much, because Koi is fucking consistent, Like I
can go week after week and not worry about what I'm gonna get from her.
Serious. Yeah, she like she she put you know, foot,
elbow ass, whatever else she can putting that motherfucker. I feel like niggas
would be open and restaurants for the quick bag, Like y'all really can't cook.
I don't know who allowing y'all to do this shit, to be honest,
I feel like the people that can cook. The best are the ones
that don't be having a restaurants that man, they just be at home jilling
blas out of the crib consistently. I feel like I feel like the ones
that chicken you cook cook. Okay, I'll be trying. I be trying
to get to play coy is. Actually when I bought you the funeral green
beans that was from kid, was about to grab this rice skin by a
little man, bun. I'm not trying to go to jail because buddy,
want to be again, stop calling my man's buddy fan. He said,
like Martin restaurant opened and closed in twenty four hours. No, but you
know, and and I will be totally honest. But again, because I
am only trained in eating dick and not food. I did not go to
culinary school of any sort. But I do feel like a lot of people
that are you know, so called and self proclaimed chefs and ship their food
is not that good. People just support them because they have either a following
or they just you know, they related in some type of way. Um,
and they feel like they gotta, you know, they gotta push them.
Disrespectful reference to hilariously, but he is a universal references today food was
fired. What did you? What did you get? Kayla and I and
shout out to Diors Gallery because like Fridays and Sundays, they definitely be like,
is not there one away fifty five West Park Place now that I can
draw that motherfucker my sleep? Yeah? No, but um so, for
for those unfamiliar, Dior's Gallery that is the name of the actual spot,
but within Diors Gallery on Fridays and Sundays they basically have but it's it's a
huge pop up shop for food vendors. So you can get your soul food,
you can get your barbecue, you can get your desserts, your catfish
whatever, you know what I mean. So there are different tables that are
set up in these vendors, like they'll have their little sign on the table
letting you know what they're serving, how much the plates are. You can
scan your little codes if you've been mowing, cash shapping or you know,
whatever you're doing, however you're paying. But there's a huge variety of food
that's there for me. On Sundays, I am always in Quoyer's line because
dressing mac and cheese and whatever else she got going on, Like today,
I think she had meat loaf, she had shrimp fried rice. Yeah,
I think she is. It's okay to say the name because they didn't gave
a couple of my people food poisoning. Patrese. That's like that time I
ordered that ruben from that bitch ass place. They gave me food poisoning.
I was sick for two months. I caught the manager what the fuck I
was reading? I called the manager and they blocked me on social media and
stopped responding. I could have shipped it on the punk ass, but no,
I called myself, treating him with a little respect. And now they've
ben't sucked around and opened a second location. I feel like I failed Jaw,
but a bunch of folks loved them. Yes, I'm still mad.
Yeah, because if there's House of Corn Beef, like I said, they
gave a couple of my people food poisoning. Tree, is that the reason
why you stopped doing your food review on your show on Monday? Because her
d Rock used to literally be someplace eating and I'd be like, Oh,
that looks fire, I'm gonna go there. It's so funny because like d
Rock and my daddy is like this. So when we were at um they
both work in the schools. So when I was at Reid's graduation, he
walked up to me and was like, because I haven't seen him in a
long time. And he walked in. He was like, um, are
you related to anybody named Chuck? And he didn't see my dad's anyway,
and then he looked He's like, oh. He was like, I was
just like, he was like nigga siga. He was like, because he
didn't see me in so long, he asked Monday. He was like,
what you're doing up here? He was like, my grand baby graduated.
He's like, dude, I didn't even know you had a grand baby.
That. Oh that says a lot about his grandfather, you know, grandfather.
I say, you should have felt like shit because that shows that you
to be having your fucking grandkids. But it was a happy moment, so
I didn't want to bust them out right there. Uncle Kiva said. I
tried selling plates. It wasn't a good fit for me because people don't read
and they always trying to change some ship and my phone was ringing too much.
Um Brit said, I needed to get to the Yours gallery A sapping
tents all the way on the other side of town. It's fucking worth it
though. Yeah, that's the place on park Place, Park Place of World,
right. Yeah, I wanted to go there, but I left it.
Huh okay, Yeah, I don't know the tree, said Diors Gallery.
Friday seafood and Sunday soul food as a whole vibe variety because folks don't
like everybody. Yeah, she said it wasn't a house of cornbi, I
wonder if it was, mate elm stand h oh yep uh. Tea's kitchen
is a family friend. So I went there roast Matt Green's dressing the road.
Then I got Britney seafood right from Koya hate like a queen. When
we went a couple of Fridays ago, me and jelly Bean, we both
spent at. Jelly Being spent more than I did because first we both paid
seventy five dollars, but then jelly Being ended up paying a little bit more
because she went and got dessert for her and her granny. I wasn't buying
her granny ship, know what, I ain't. She she finessed me,
bro, she finessed me. She got a free upgrade on me. I
told her, I said, I'm paying for everybody's phone service. You want
a new phone, you paid for it, but because it's auto pay,
she don't patience. So I've just been paying for her phone for the past
year. She was supposed to be paying for her phone. I ain't buying
ship, yeah, Kiva said, I use it often. I feel like
I'm being respectable by being very clear on the fact I don't fuss. But
yeah, but what y'all do like y'all, y'all have to accept the fact
that one everybody is not going to like everybody and as perfectly okay, but
y'all also have to understand. Okay, I'm I want to look y'all right
in the face. I want to tell y'all this windows to their souls.
Look at I'm looking with you. These bitches ain't gonna souls souls, And
if you try to fight me over my opinion, I will beat your ass.
So if I say that I don't fucking like something, leave it being,
go about your fucking business. Don't come challenging me on those ship because
you will not win. I want you to look right here when I tell
you that, because I mean willing to fight someone because they don't like your
food, because you would can't cook it the way they do. It don't
even be their food. It's just because they be dick riding so hard they'd
be ready to go on across for niggas. And I will show put you
there. I'm gonna edge, y'all. I go out to eat, you
think, you know, if it's fresh, If it's fresh, and if
it's hot, and the service is good, that's what That's what I expect,
at least that see inform me at least that. Yeah, and I
and I'm said several times that even if the food is a little you know,
it ain't all that, but the services there for me, services number
one, because even if your sheet is good, because especially here in the
city of Milwaukee, a lot of people feel that that little sliver of talent
is enough to put them over and that they don't have to have good customer
service. No, not with my dollars. That's not how this works.
That I will always go back to seventeen hundred pull up because old girls like
the most cheery, happy person I've ever met, and Rod gives back so
much. Rod gives back so much so even you know what I mean,
like whether it's making shit and feeding the homeless, giving away extra food that
she had, and started fucking and throwing her away. Like Roe is a
very charitable person and she has a huge fucking heart. So to see like
so many people jumping on her and attacking her because Darius Crooks was here,
like he said that he couldn't review because she only had four items on the
menu. Now her mean like she has a tend to me Like, yeah,
she wrote, so she doesn't have the same same thing day. So
a lot of people understand, like because it wasn't made clear um and they
basically feeling like, oh, but she only sailed catfish and Alfredo, and
you know, we're like no, it's just she switches based on the day.
And here in the middle we know that what is it Friday, that's
fish Friday. That's fish Friday. That's how we do that shit. Here.
Technically, he was telling the truth. She doesn't have a full menu
because he doesn't have a regular, regular menu. But they took it as
like a diss. It's not a this that's just the style of how people.
And it was like, well you couldn't You could have did the review
if you wanted to and he's and he's explaining, and this was another thing.
So not only was y'all thirstiest fucking broke comments begging for him to go
review places, y'all show me exactly why social media is so hard, because
y'all fucking comprehension skills are butt cheeks. He is constantly saying, I can't
do a full, full review on these four items because of the fact y'all
are telling me that it's catfish, it's buffalo catfish, and it's alfred up.
But she got different kinds of Alfredo. He's like, but it's the
same base, it's just it's different toppings. Like I could, like,
what do you want me to say? I can't make a twenty minute review?
Like what am I? How do you really review Alfredo? But like,
well, it's creamy, the noodles were eldenta, and then what else
can you say about it? Even even even with my grips being fucked up,
that wasn't a twenty minute review. It was a twenty minute rent because
I'm pissed off about it. Um you see, Uh yeah, you came
in on food convo. Food convos tend to go a little along with me,
especially when I didn't get what the funk I paid for it, Like
I was upset about it, and it's and it's even one of those things
where it's like people could be like, well, how come you didn't tell
because you can tell that the way that they presented this ship, they felt
like that's how I was supposed to look, like you garnished it and you
did all this shit. It's like you put time into playing something that you
knew that was some ass. So what am I supposed to say? Like?
Because if if this is how the grips came out, this is how
you make your ship, So no amountable can you make these up? You
wasn't gonna make my grips the way I fucking wanted them, because this is
how you make them. You wasn't gonna give me no more shrimp or fucking
just come out with some magical, big, big fucking shrimp, because this
is how you make your shrimp and grits. So no matter what, I
wasn't gonna like him because this is how you make your shrimp and grits,
and it was just ass. I didn't like it. I'm a picky eater,
so I'm more of a I gotta try a type shit. But if
I hear all good, I'm usually skeptical because the day I go to be
trash, now I'm angry. Um. I was pissed with Maybema got another
location because of why, um and how I was so pissed, Like,
are y'all really coming for Row? Row went through hell to get that restaurant
open. Her heart is amazing. A brown girl from twentieth and brown is
living her dreams. Yet now now one thing of eating up. I understand
why she had to comment what she did, because when somebody was giving recommendations
for restaurants, they were saying they was like, all right, we're seventeen
one hundred that's in the hood such and such, that's in the hood such
and such that's in Baybu. And she was like, well, you know,
we need to get rid of that negative you know. Yeah, she
was like because it's seven minutes from downtown and it's on a busy street,
and it is in a black neighborhood. And I'm like, okay, I
get that. I know why you felt, you know, like where you
had to say that we're not gonna act like that's not you know, berry
hood adjacent but it was the seven minutes from downtown. For me, Attison's
five minutes from downtown. Hillside, It's two steps from fucking downtown. So
you're saying that it's seven minutes from downtown does not make it not a hood
area. That's how niggas get tricked on them airbnbs when they be on the
thing and they were like minutes from downtown. We are in the city of
Milwaukee where most of the inner city less than ten minutes from downtown. So
that little tid bit of information, she could have just been like, well,
it's on a very busy street. It's not a rough neighbor Even if
she was like, it's not a rough neighborhood, I would have dugged that
when she was like, it's seven minutes from downtown, like that a racist
the hood? Like no, most hood ship is five minutes from downtown.
Yeah, yeah, I just I haven't seen anything lately. But it's like,
bro, the projects is right there. You probably didn't even have to
comment like the projects is, especially when you were on the east Side.
It goes from Nigga east Side to white east Side with the line okay,
fam the college is in the middle of the fucking hood. Like it's like
it's like you can either be on the good side and two steps you could
be like days over a gang bang. Yeah, and you're a college student
stuck down here. This projects dang dang because it's like bro like behind it,
like bro, bro it literally where five survey is nigga, it goes
from MLK to Old World third like this, okay, hood downtown they're kissing.
So saying seven minutes from downtown mean it's absolutely nothing. It's time building
right there in between. Yeah. Like so, so, like I said,
I get why she had to, you know, try to erase that
because you know that's that's her people's spot. It was just that particular argument
was like nah, bro, you can't be like seven minutes from downtown like
that makes it a good area because most of the hood areas are less than
ten minutes, like most cities that like if we ever went there to like
watch wrestling, I feel like wherever the arena is, it's always nice.
Wrong turn you're in the right because again, where is our arena versus the
and you never see strip clubs and good you can literally they change that,
start putting strip clubs and good neighborhoods like you literally look because when we went
when when back when me and Tay was kicking and we went to go watch
wrestling, right, we parked in fucking hillside to walk to the arena.
Not everybody can do that. Not everybody can do that. You can't just
park any car by hillside. But that's what I'm saying. So even then,
on the way back to the car, he was like, bro,
we hope the windows there because they had it, because he because he had
he had to leave his gun in the car, and would they be looking
for gun? Yeah? Yeah, I do remember, Yeah, yeah,
I do remember when Dion Sanders got his ship stolen from his office in Jackson
State, right because Jackson State is in the fucking hood and it's in the
middle of a big as university. No, it is the hood. Yes,
uh yep, okay, less you said, And he said he has
a sleeve, I think, which means he can't eat a whole bunch of
he got a gastric bypass and all this other kind of ship. What the
fuck you out here, you out here food sampling and reviewing and your stomach,
your stomach, how to fuck you? I hear sampling food when you
licked the back of the school and get full, stomach tied up. Both
Keepa said, I told you people don't listen North. It's so eris like
working in the grocery store. Something on sale two for three and motherfucker acts,
do I gotta do two? Yes? You have? I used to
read off like yeah, because three baby, you say two for three and
the five prints say one fifty for one exactly. You know he should suck
me up. I'll be on the bus stop, standing for the for the
bus. Somebody walked up and said, the bus come, bro, I'm
still hearing the nigga, I'm looking right at you. Obviously it did not.
Maybe you missed it before I got here. Maybe you ran you are
you coming? You are? Did the bus come? Ask? Nigga?
Please do tell me that I don't write the bus I'm talking about when either
I was riding a bus while you was giving bitches rides. Don't make me
go here in the middle of the night. Okay, I was getting off
of work and I was getting home late ast fuck because I worked all the
way on South twenty seventh Street, so I had to catch the bus from
South twenty second street the hood on Titonia, Hampton in order for me to
go home. And this nigga was giving bitches ride but I was struggling on
the bus, So don't talk about I ain't never run the bus in my
life. I don't remember that. Yeah, I bet you don't because you
were because you're a strong black woman, don't you know? Man? But
anyway, the man I had was at home with no fucking carve his zone.
I'm not you know what. So anyway, anyway, I was a
person where whenever I was catching the bus, I knew the actual fucking schedule,
Like I timed me getting there on time because I didn't like standing on
bus. Uh. And you know what grinds my gears. A restaurant with
no parking lot or accommodating structure burns a raggedy ass hole in my Yes,
yeah, my bro, you want all this business, but you picked a
spot that we can't even fuck like, bro, not for the park three
blocks down with no security and that street light is always out to come eat
a fucking burger here? Like like, whose ideal was it to put a
fucking ponderosa in the middle of the fucking gallo beause in the middle of the
MOFU a parking lot though broom, but they had a parking lot that was
serving. Oh look, speaking of that, she's telling about some cough Upper
Yard. I'd be wanting to fight Upper Yard customers because the way they'd be
so thirsty to go to the restaurant and they will slam on the brakes in
front of it. I'm surprised ain't been more accident. Ye find black right
across from Zazi stacking lemonade right before you hit Capital. Yeah. So whenever
I am going down Finder, like if I'm traveling east on Finder, like
I am always in the left lane, I know better than to be on
the right, because, motherfucker, all of a sudden, you gotta slam
on the brakes because somebody is like found out right, why we we should
get a jerk for the Sorry niggas can go ahead and run that in the
ground. There's a place jerk for the It's nasty. I don't take its
like Chicago right complain about. I hate niggas. Nigga's been doing a lot
of bullshit sleeve. His review meant nothing for me right there, because my
stomach got room pooh, look, my stomach got so much room. I
got another one under the first one. Okay, wow, who remember that
You think JJ is waiting for the coptinuity to open just the pound on uh
dirty? Yeah, Tony is dirty. I don't even remember just waiting again.
We're gonna open time. Um oh, I'll tell you the reason.
It come with a split down the middle. I didn't put that on your
jacket, bro, she said hello, and I'll starve trying to park in
reason. The reason was, I just really don't remember. I changed lane
to avoid them hungry as people that upper yard yet because they was the food
that good to be cause of sucking vorg lane card. I just, I
just I just had it for the first time. Somebody actually just they brought
me something for the first time. And it wasn't it was good. Like
it wasn't like, oh my god, this is the best fucking jerk I've
ever had in my life, but it like it was good what you have
like jerk? But you rang, I thought you. I thought you performed
it tonight. What I thought you was been. I thought you was opening
enough for the improv improv. I don't know. He was on the road
yesterday that somebody to say improv Corey Hope. I forgot who's at the improv.
It ain't no because I saw somebody to say he'll be at the because
somebody made up there was like somebody said what celebrity would you like to meet?
And they put Corey hok on and he was somebody comment it was like
he's gonna be at the improv. So I didn't know that was tonight er
just soon. I want to see the dog's disrespectfully funny facts. I still
I still got his DMS on Twitter. That's so funny. We've talked about
that so many times were I didn't know about that, like when you talk
about this, No, this was like death Fresh blog talks ago. He
was on the couch days. Yeah, man black Twitter used to go when
you go back when you get baked. Celebrities in doing Twitter. That's that
people are talking threads its threads. Yeah, and I guess the fine print
on threads is you can only delete that account if you delete your Instagram.
So now that before you signed up, you cannot get rid of that account
unless you get rid of your Instagram as well. J J. That's who
Jim. I have no idea. I only knew about it because Betas.
I was like, what the fuck is this? Betas not they posted it
on Snapchat, He was like, yeah, follow me on threads. I
guess whatever. I'm like, even you don't even be on social media like
that. But then after that I'll start to sing there. Yeah, but
that whole like, the only way to get rid of it is to like,
you gotta get rid of go Instagram. And I'm like, y'all already
took my Instagram with my picture in my grannie taking that crown to the head
on there, and I want to fight niggas. Wait wait, wait,
Hope got fried chicken? You got fried chicken? Chicken. I think everybody
you thought Jamaica's one frying chicken. It was just jerking it. I believe
it. I didn't know that's what, just like, come here, chicken,
you gotta put the paws on that? Why why would you do that?
Take the break the neck? You're saying, they just jerking it right
now, the most walk right, it's good, but it's not worth the
hassle. Keipa saying it's good but it's not worth the hassle. They don't
answer the phone. You can't part. They damn near unliving the ox and
goat as ordership might come out missing the side mirror, or your ship could
possibly be wrapped around the pole into the hat store. Upper yard is good,
but I don't have that kind of time when I'm hungry. And I
think that's the reason why I've never tried, because I am very impatient.
Yeah, I am very impatient when I'm hungry. I'm hungry. You gotta
order upper yard before you're hungry. Yeah, that's one of them spots where
you first wake up in the morning. Be like, I ain't hungry at
some order upper Yard, and by the time you get it, you like,
all right, I can eat. You told me to trust. What
the damn dat nap you told me to try? I forgot what data?
No, it was some other day. There's a black black day nap that
car it's it's black. Yeah, be like, yeah, he tried,
and he told me to try to trust. We try it. Um yeah,
Heyles said those terms aren't true from what I read My home, My
home, my homie isn't it and he reads fucking everything and he had posted
it for me, So I don't know. I haven't even been on the
site yet because I guess I think it's an app you have to download,
and I don't feel like download chip. So yeah, I've been on the
because when I because I tried to google it and when you do it,
it's just like a sparkly background. They don't say shits something else. Yeah,
yeah, be okay, I got I got catfish in a couple of
places. Actually I did meet to my own be okay. That was nice.
I forgot about that, my bad. It was actually a good referral.
I'll try the chicken, y okay, that was the date now trying
fried chicken and mine. These are Jamaicans, so they still some kind of
black and you just based your whole experience on trying the fried chicken. Okay,
okay, referral the referral, no, okay, So I want to
I want to touch on what Wine said. So he was like, they're
Jamaican, so they're still kind of black right now. They're still black there
very black, no so black but no. But but when you look at
it, but when you look at it and you see how like you have
like some many like little subcultures and ship and a lot of people don't really
consider them as, but like how they do Africans and ship and they're be
like, oh, well they're not black like they African. That's what people
do to me because I'm West India, so my mom's from our Batos,
my dad some Dominica. So they do the same thing to me and they
look at me like, oh, such a pert black. We all got
asses down there. No, I'm talking. I got hooked up really nice
on the black. I got some real nice. Yes, I was.
I was. I was blessed. Appreciate it. I leave the black.
I was blessed. That would be hell K stands for I'm blessing, um
blessings. Look no, because I because I've always wondered, like when they
when they do do referrals and stuff, and I'm like, oh, we'll
try this black owned business something like do people count Jamaican restaurants? I do?
I feel like they are white. People will call them niggas with accents
pretty much. That's what I was called. Yes, that is absolutely the
truth. And if I call an order an hour before and I get there
and it's still got thirty minutes on it, call me karenesia because what's corporate
number? Hey? You he started her started off with two and listen,
I am and if you call it like whatever, wait when I tell y'all
that I was so salty when Island Jam moved to where they go or Connosha
is the right scene when they left, because Island Jam and Upper Yard them
the same people. But Island Jam I didn't have him. I will drive
all the fucking way to South Milwaukee, nigga, because they didn't have a
way. I can drive the South Milwaukee, order my food in the restaurant,
don't even call it in, Order it in the restaurant, get it,
come back in the same cars that was outside Upper Yard still be there
after. I didn't drove all the way to South Milwaukee, order got my
food. I didn't had drinks and shit at the bar. This was my
routine. I would go in, I would order my food. I would
drink two drinks, whatever little that little Island punch or whatever they had.
I get two of those. By the time that ship I'm off my second
one, my food is coming out. I'm driving back home. All of
that in less time than it would have took me to drive three minutes to
Upper Yard and order food. The fact that she got a corporate office.
I swear I'd be like, I really gotta tell me that your call.
You won't calling me where you want talk. My first my first time,
my first time just having him was because like somebody that somebody that's related to
them. He got me the food because he was like, well, we
made a bet and he lost the bet. I said, now before before
we made, I said, since you you're telling me that I'm wrong and
I know that I'm right, how about you bet on it. He was
like, I was like, what you gonna bet? He was like,
whatever you want. I was like twenty dollars and some jerk chicken. I
said, I'm gonna take it easier, just I can milk this ship because
I know I'm right and I was right. So I got I got my
chicken because he when he said it was going, I was like, dude.
I was like, bro, it's gonna take forever. Yeah. Not
familiar the aqua yeah, so um. I was like, bro, I
said, you should have caught that sho didn't yesterday. If you're trying to
go, he was like, no, man, just my fam He was
like he was like, I go in the back and damn there getting myself.
I was like, I ain't gotta gets regulations. He was like,
nigga, do you want to check? Ye? So yeah, so I
got it and it was like that. Like I said, it was good.
It wasn't a oh my god, this is the best I've ever had,
but it was. It was definitely good. You should started off for
reviews. I damn I should. Honestly, I eat enough. I just
I don't. I don't want to get like that one that be whatever lady
that be doing the muck bangs, because she didn't put on a good three
hundred, like her arms is stacked. You gotta watchtok. Motherfucker's be so
entertainment. Yeah is it? It's a black dude on TikTok. His name
is Keith Lee, but he looks like the wrestler Wesley. The fact that
Kiva said I stuttered sometimes, don't judge me, nigga, how you stuttering?
Texts? You say? I was like you saying about me one all
the time? Wept, We talked. We talked about that the other day
to ship. I might order that I can't eat. Irish Pallace was my
spot when it was on Appleton. Yeah, they they doing the most right
now, with them being around one hundred and sevenths, things selectively are open.
It's in niggas with money on their black Wow. I figured thank you
in its cup. I told you I defrosted the fridge. You told me
you were doing it that weekend, and when frosted it made the huge difference.
That didn't mean he was going to actually get it done. Look,
bam, I'm tired that big as block of ice in there. It was
no, it was the north pole and that motherfucking We got some more topics
to get through, Like we've been talking about full for a good chump.
You complain anybody was talking about food, because no, I'm good, Patty,
Patty, that's the moment. The fake bacon, that's not fake baker,
that's real turkey bacon. That's fake baking her, nigga, have you
have you had it? I will not turkey, No, it's not the
same. I will suck uncircumcised deep before I eat turkey bacon. And you
know how I feel about that. You ain't had Your experience of turkey bacon
is very, very very skewed because there's a turkey bacon love. I'm telling
you, trust me, talking to me. Keep was saying, I love
the pride Fish, but last time I went up there, they didn't have
you. What do you talk about? Upper Yard Hideaway has some good career
means if they still open. I haven't been post PANDEMI I haven't been there
at all, but I did hear that a lot a lot of people like
their food up there, egg rows and all kind of shit. I just
I haven't been. But um ship, So we're gonna go ahead and move
into the baby Daddy and baby Mama drama. Go ahead and dropped this video
tone ginger wars ships. The turkey it is. It is if the turkey
bacon. There are levels to strips of turkey because it's not fucking bacon.
Them turkey strips, I ain't. I ain't arguing with you them yard bird
strips. I ain't argue with you. Bacon is a pork product. I
ain't here arguing. We know, we know it's okay that you niggas like
faking it is, Thank you, Kayla. Uncured turkey bacon is amazing.
Apple Gate uncured turkey bacon. It's completely different than't put it in the bacon.
It's completely different. Look here, how he's looking. He is such
a bad he is such a villain. Is villain you see every thing we
see? Heya, because I'm not done with this bacon conversation now. Now,
now Cama posted that uncured turkey bacon is amazing. When the definition of
bacon is a side of a pig cured and smoke, be thin strips of
meat other than pork that is cured and smoke. You're talking about uncured.
When the definition of bacon is cured. Now we can start the video.
Damn finish so bad two biscuits. Okay. So Kiki Palmer new mommy,
her son just turned five months. Shout out to her after her um yea,
she was amazing, one of them. One of the few people where
since we've seen you as a kid, we have to remind ourselves to you
an adult adult now her kayleb Pratt and Chloe Bailey is in that category right
now. So Keisha said, I would have got my ship knocked between a
washer and dryer because I love Usher. Look me and beat that's not bay
having like he knows okay, he knows how I feel about Roman Rans and
his cousin Jimmy and Jack. He knows this. So he knows this.
So when anything to do with like wrestling, like when they in a city
and ship, he always text like he'll text me. He was like,
ncons, please don't go to jail because he felt like I'm gonna jump over
some ship just you know, you know, but he don't. He don't
get mad about it because and he'd be like, he jokes like if I
have to bail you out now, I see he would get me. At
one point in time, he dressed it up like the rock, so he
kind of he kind of dressed up like the family. Anyway, maybe you
need to act daughter dress like Roman Rings. Sounds like a young man who
was secured in this spot. He knows where his girl be at. That
sounds very secure to me, that his woman or his bay who's not his
bay? If he had the same opportunity with the particular chick that he goes
crazy over. Ironically, it's Tony Braxon. He liked that deep voice.
Ever whisper he is sick, nigga love. That's probably why y'all started look
like Tony and no, no, you get aroused listening today. Ye it
might be open tonight, just tonight. F y seventeen hundred pull up is
open until midnight. Based on the post I just saw followers pull up.
Yeah, I can. Can you vet that for us first, because I
need to know before I leave him shot right down, finding my closest down.
Yeah, we might. We might be out of here from our phones
and I'll showed up with some money in row pocket. Maybe that maybe because
of all the controversy this weekend. Maybe that's maybe Crystal is the TMZ and
the Milwaukee for real, you wouldn't know anything, go to hurt. You
know what I'm saying. You'll tell you before it even happened. But um
Kiki's baby daddy, because we don't call that nigga by his suck name,
even Darius, So nigga's name. Darius just been pissing everybody off. Nig's
name Darius. No, because you ain't gonna spell it right. Damn you
you out. I'm just saying that David, David ain't shit. Make it
hot, No, don't make it no more. Speaking of hot, I'm
gonna have to say the Wendy's uh a Friday. They Jarius Dalton, that's
her daddy. Nis don't think how how are you giving niggas the ghost pepper
Fries and Wendy's tastes just like uh Andy Kap Hot Friday. Wow, I
want to do can we? Can we be done in fifteen minutes? And
I ain't been there in a while. I haven't been here at all that
sense, Like I said since up spot. Yes, So, um,
Kiki's baby daddy basically decided to share. Um. Now, this video was
posted, um but the link, you know, basically just saying, hey,
Keiky out here getting serenaded by Usher, you know, because this was
his concert in Vegas. Um, and he decided to share the post.
He didn't he didn't even at her. Um, he just shipped. No,
he didn't add her pussy sobbed. Yeah yeah so he so he So
he retweeted the post, subbing her like us the outfit though, like you,
a mom knows, like moms ain't supposed to be out here, you
know, yeah, yeah, yeah everybody else. Yeah. Why he didn't
see her walk out the door and tell her that she looked good? Right,
Yeah, that's a stretched but you know me, and you know and
and and and that was the funny part because y'all know Twitter, go Twitter.
So I was I should have been sleep, but I was up so
late on Twitter scrolling and just laughing because they said, no this nigga did
not post this from KICKI Palmer's WiFi on the phone on Kicky Palmer's pone plan
from Kikee Palmer's house landing Kick Landing Kicky Palmer, I'm bad with his legs
crossed, his feet in the aircrow getting sassy. He was definitely laying on
his belly crossed. Yeah, just scrolling like this. But that that's why
that is so wild to me, because it's like, you got no real
friends, you could have easily. And then it was the fact that's like
one it ain't it was an outfit. It was not the outfit. It
was the attention. Yeah, you go with a famous woman. But the
attention that I saw was, I shoul wasn't even disrespectful send people all the
time with a shot that spart of a shot as his own woman and everything,
so like he gotta because he just brought her up on stage, not
to ago. The worst thing. The worst thing Usher did was he brung
a couple up on stage to serenade them, and when he found out that
they had been together for seventeen years He as, hey, man, why
don't you propose to her yet? B It's cool if you felt some kind
of way, because you're human, that shit made you feel a little way,
that's cool. We're not invalidating your feelings, but how you handle sat
feelings, it's what's getting you fucking nailed to the motherfucking cross. You could
have said nice text message. You couldn't simply say, bro, don't get
sucked up at her. She understood everything you had to say in a few
words. But you went on the internet was like, oh, it's the
dress for me. Thought you was a mom. You thought we was gonna
have your back on that fuck out of here. Bro. We don't even
we ain't never heard of this nigga. Util We found out Key was bring
right, like who is? And the crazy thing about it is this nigga
was just sitting right across from her on her podcast episode when she said and
if something came out like she was she is not going to she said,
we gonna dress that shit in the closet, nigga as you should. I
don't know this man, like we go address that sit in the clout like
somebody like because they he was like. He was like, okay, so
what if you know somebody came to you with something about me, like,
hey, you know what I saw your man whatever whatever. She was like,
and I saw yo man, like you know, I wasn't gonna say
nothing. But since we're bringing up ship, like, she's like, because
I I don't gonna talk about nothing. So her thing like she's private about
ship and said in his face like he she wouldn't address anything publicly with this
nigga like me, and you go work this shit out on the closet,
nigga, nobody and you go right on here. A day after and it
was literally a day after she posted how she like, I ain't trying to
be this person, y'all, but I love my man, my man,
my man. And then you go and fucking embarrassed or a fucking day later.
That's really look at it. It's some publicity stuff. And I'm gonna
tell you why because now she got the shirts and everything that came out,
so I feel like it's a publicity stuff and she's and she said that she's
said that shit on the pot too. When she was like if they try
to merse, she was like, look, she said I'm Stevie, wondered
to the bullsh She said that on her podcast. So I ain't for the
pool man wall. I'm not gonna be looking like a jackass and we could
get some press, no getting some money that when I tell you got me
out here looking like ado. That nigga got flam bade nigga, not just
no flame, that nigga got flamed bag. You know, money usually helps
a lot of shit. But you know what, money ain't gonna repair your
fucking ego every time you open your Twitter app, just getting fucking cooked,
especially because ain't because you know, Twitter is petty. So they went to
digging up. They found all these inflammatory tweets about when like Eric Gardner got
killed. I was like, I thought he was black. You just out
here anti blacking. He's very much he should have complied, as nigga,
Well you should have complied. And I wrote that shit on like skin though
he was in a crib and you ain't got no facial hair. But this
is the same nigga that's posting picks in his drawers, shirtless and shit right,
And he posted Kiki when she was jiggling her ass and her little catsuit
Tomos from yeah, look at the ask my son and gave her type shit.
But now too because she out here on the bus, he can say,
what can you do? Brother? Niggas begins with as niggas on the
internet. Farmer never been involved in no hot nests on the internet until she
got a baby. Daddy more of the story. So that's another thing,
because this nigga, he doubled down on it, because at first I thought
that he was just being sarcastic and like, you know, tripping, but
he actually doubled down on her, like well, we live in a generation
where you know, the man of the family can't even express his displeasure with
blah blah blah blah blah, and you know the wife and mother of his
kids because she represent sent me and blah blah blah blah blah. Like,
nigga, you didn't have all this conservative and traditional values before you pop the
baby in there, before you put the ring on this. So I want
to hear that shit. You're shacking up with a baby. You ain't that
fucking conservative man. Shut the fuck up. I'm sorry I had to look
this up, but I just girlfriend is white, Italian and Puerto Rican I
knew she wasn't black, and that's that's very interesting, Nigga. You can
see the ass through whatever kind of pan she had on when he brought her
own stage. Yeah, I was like, Nigga, who is this Puerto
Rican Italian is exquisitive. Fuck, it's like very that's Oh, it's Kickballs
sponsor night. Okay, because I was, I was wondering, that's the
top of the top, so that means it's an open inviter. It's only
for Kickbass one. I need to know before I get my mother because if
we close the show, now, can we come eat? I just I
just need to know, and we just come in there with the tone death
Kickers. Nigga gave us a name right out of the dome. Women are
not possessions or ornaments. Shout out to Kayleb, Yeah and whatever. I
hate the idea that motherfuckers feel like once you have kids, like your life
is supposed to stop. But that only applies to mothers, right, because
man can still do whatever you including leave the fucking kids behind. You been
tweeting from the Trip Club and would have been okay, yeah and and so
and y'all know one y'all know one thing that I hate is when women try
too hard to look like you know, I hate it. It really gets
under my fucking skin. So of course you have a bunch of bitches that
are chiming in. And it's never the bitches who have husbands and men of
their own. It's always it's always a bunch of single bitches that are always
telling us how we need to fucking behave in order to attract the attention of
a good man and keep a good man, and and and have a good
man. You bitches don't even have a man, so clearly your advice and
working for you. Where is this advice coming from? I feel like y'all
are the dariest cooks of single advice, Like where are you getting this from?
Where are yours? Where? Bitch, where are your sources? Because
your man ain't your source because you don't have one either, y'all be just
as single as us, and then be mad because I guess this is my
because I asked this on Facebook. So this is my question for you.
Hold some single bitches that feel like y'all have all of the answers. You
know, y'all, y'all have all of the answers. Answer Now, these
are the ones who act like, you know, you're supposed to fucking cook
from scratch every single night, you're supposed to have all of his clothes done
for the entire fucking week. You're not supposed to, you know, reveal
your body in any type of way. These bitches act like I'm supposed to
dress like I'm part of the fucking Blue Man group every time I leave the
house. Your bitches in sank so but wait, so they do listen,
I got no nigga, so so, so either you don't, so either
you don't have a man because you really ain't about that ship and you just
you want to look like you about that ship to track the nigga, or
possibly you like, damn man, these niggas ain't really shit for me to
one a day. So if that's the case, bitch, why you want
us to do all this shit to perform for these niggas if they're not even
good enough for you? But if you mad at us for can can somebody
answer that for me? Please? Because you pitchers don't be having me in
either. But y'all got all the all the answers and shit, so that's
because they are not wanting to do the work on themselves and so they want
to project it on other people. That's really what it was, is this
situation in any comparison to what chance the rapper did. I was okay with
chance to rapper. My views are different because I feel like it was it
was carnival and that's what you do there background paval jiggling a and it was
a lot of ass bro run. You know, everybody was on his dates
because he married and a carnival. Linda said, never seen a wife and
no wives and your family your mama and a wife. But want to tell
motherfuckers how to be a wife. And if your mama not married and you
are here trying to give yourself. Kayla said, men can be Kela said,
men can be individuals, husband's, dad's, fuck boys, et cetera.
No bone bothers him. Women don't have that luxury now because they feel
like once we become mothers, we are supposed to just shut everything the fuck
down. We are not supposed to have time for ourselves. We are not
supposed to ever be away from our children. Like Motherfucker's was mad because the
girl, the other girl, Kayla, the social media Kayla because her kids
are living with their father, Like, we're not supposed to be the only
fucking parent. If that is their arrangement and the kids are with their father,
what is the fucking problem. Niggas can't be fun boy, No fun
boys. That's a bitch ass nigga tied on. If you call funck boy,
that does that does work against you and shit like if you're a fun
boy and that's what you out there doing, get you more pussy and that
from the fellow fuck boys. That is that the niggas called though. No,
if niggas is fun boys and you still fucking the fun boy, why
is not his? It's not it's not. It's not the niggas fault you
over. They're basically projecting shit. You don't want to take accountability. And
you know, some women always gotta see what's going on. Hey you really
curiosity? Curiosity killing the sh off and catch Yeah. I don't really think
he liked that. I think she was just true. Or I can change
the baby mama, I can change why he got seven kids he made.
You ain't baby mothers? You thought this is gonna be any kind of different.
Look, I just saw a person who knows that a nigga got a
bunch of No he didn't. That's just like and I am always and and
and it'd be so funny when niggas come at me like some all. But
if that was such and such, you would I'm like, you're talking to
the wrong one on one, baby, because I'm very fair. I didn't
feel like what Chance did was wrong, and I felt like JT was wrong
for what she did, So I don't want to hear that shit. You
can't use that on me. Why didn't give her the phone back? She
just hit me? Bro, don't give it back? Yeah, but I
um I do. I've always wondered that because, like I said, it
don't be the bitches with a man at home, Like you don't even come
home to a nigga that loves you every night. But you're trying to tell
us what we supposed to do. But you you shouldn't dress like this.
And if I had a man, he add but you don't, bit so
it don't apply. Shut up. I would never do this if I.
Well, bitch, you don't have an opportunity, so you don't have to
worry about it. Sit your single ass right down here next to the rest
of us. Old. It's because you're not doing this is why you ain't
got no moon. Have y'all not heard the phrase data ones created it because
they had they hate it. They'd be so sorry, you got it.
You gotta be a whole long enough for Mary. Then you just turn your
life around. Still. You just hope to him like, but that that
really really really chase my ass, because they work over time to try to
throw other women under the bus that are living, happy and doing their shit.
Bitch, if you don't want to show your ass, don't show your
ass. If you want to make this nigga home cooked meals every fucking day,
then you fucking do that. But a lot of bitches on here talking
about something, well, it's just a respect thing she did to my bitch.
You've been with a nigga who's been disrespecting you for the last five years.
Don't nobody been here aboy respect from you? The fuck the way he
looked at the camera, he looked at the camera he got from his girlfriend,
wife or whatever. It's probably want slapping. As if you go to
carnival and you just gonna stay in there and bitch, don't waste, don't
don't waste money out our joint account, going just stay there, Let's stay
here with me, bitch on the couch, get in trouble if you're gonna
go and and I guess this is my thing because it's like I'm just we
go on strip club dates. Okay. I take him to the strip club
for his birthday. I put a stack of money in his head for him
to get lap dances and ship. But I'm gonna be mad because the celebrity
is working on this nigga. No, people, it is okay. The
fact that I am, I am a good guy. So the fact that
we go to strip clubs together. Damn? What what what women are in
strip clubs? Y'alls? I mean there's a lot of fun boys. This
guy's a good guy. Oh absolutely, I've had a couple. Um,
what what women are in strip clubs here? If we go to a strip
club here? What women are in strips? In the strip clubs? A
local women? Women that live here are dancing in our strip clubs. So
that means that the bitches who I am paying to give this nigga lap dance,
they're here. They don't just fucking go away. We're not out of
town. In ahl we're not. They're very accessible. So this means that
if I'm willing to pay for him to get lap dancing for bitch, where
he could be like, damn, you know what, I'm going to go
out with the fellas. We're going to go to the spot that you know
she took me to. You have an opportunity for you to link with this
bitch. I do only fans, and I am here locally in a lot
of bitches watch my ship with they niggas, right, So this means that
because we are all in the same we are, we are all in the
same city, So it would be very easy for their niggas to reach out
to me and meet being accessible because I'm here in the same city. But
they keep saying, oh, well, if it was such and such,
y'all would be mad. Now every all of us is not like that.
A lot of us don't give a ship because it's entertained. My only fans.
That's entertainment, them strip clubs, that's entertainment. That fucking show in
Vegas, that was entertainment. So for somebody to go and be like,
oh, I don't think that it was I don't think it was appropriate.
Forty k it's a fucking Vegas concert. When I was in Vegas, it
was people on the strip with the fucking it was niggas on the strip with
g string up. They ass getting tips and ship because they was out,
you know, on the little tourist thing. The white man and the cowboy
had looked like Sean Michaels and he had on a why that like like why
didn't have to go to look for white me? And cowboy looked like out
here like the heartbreak kid. I'm gonna I want to address as because because
everybody thinks that the disguise is as good guys. It is very difficult for
a single man not to be a fun boy. It's harder to not be
a fun boy there be anything else. You work, You work really hard
to not be a fun boy, because it's dude, it's very idee that
your birthday speech. I mean I did. I worked really hard to not
be a victim of being a fun boy, like for real, like I
could easily have been a fun boy. But I think it's really hard because
you like if shit has thrown at you on a regular basis and you just
happened to just suck all of them as a single man. But that no,
being a single man and having pussy thrown at you and acceptance said pussy
is not what makes you the fuck for if you were out here misleading people,
if you're out here playing with people emotions, if you're out here not
being honest about the fact that you have multiple women on your line that you
were working with, that makes you the fuck boy. If you were a
single man and you were honest about what you were doing getting giving bitches a
choice on if they want to deal with that shit, You're not a fuck
boy. You're a single nigga out here getting the shit off. There's a
difference. That's a very very logical explanation. But there are niggas out there
literally saying I'm not trying to be with you, I just want to fuck,
and they're like okay, and they still fuck. But then they turn
around still labor you as a fun boy regardless of what you do. That's
that doesn't make him a fuck for now. I mean that happens. That
happens way more so that I have to actually be careful who are who who's
calling people fun boys, because now they might be the same people thinking they
can't change the niggas. Now there's also the point of niggas who will say,
well, I don't want to do anything serious, I don't want a
relationship. I just want to fuck. But they're out here doing relationship shit
with these same people that they swear that they don't want a relationship with.
So they want the relationship, they just don't want the tighter with it,
because then they would have to give up all the other pussy cats in their
lap. That's still a fun boy, like, you have to draw a
line if you know that you just want to keep it at that, don't
be Oh, let's go to the movies, and I want you to come
to the family barbecue, and you're doing all this extra shit. You were
blurring the line when you draw that fucking mind you keep it there. Don't
draw the line and then get an eraser and do like this and then move
it and then erase it. And didn't know permanent market mother sharp me that
ship sharply the fucking line. Don't do it. I wasn't I wasn't going.
I wasn't I didn't know. I was just tonight she shut me.
To hold the fuck up. From this podcast, mister Michael it's a podcast
shot Michaels it shot michael Z actually used as booty up. He was and
didn't know it was a game magazine and his boys didn't tell him. That's
the funniest boys, ain't shit. I agree that is on her, but
don't go out there claiming motherfucker's boy calling people like labeling people. You know
what I picture? Yeah, that Wheels you get on the cape, yep,
wow, the American playing then he got wrapped around. Okay, but
y'all don't got on the stars and striping g strang. That ain't America.
What's your phrase? Tone to her what it was? And she still fun
with him? Yeah somebody else yeh. But y'all have to have it where
your words are matching your action. Don't say I only want a sexual relationship,
but then it's a whant the chilling come over and watch this movie and
then you cuddling and shit, y'all going out on fucking dates and shit like
bitches are emotional, So okay, like can I express this to her?
And then also through the like, I do now want date, but I
want to do all this nice friendship. I just want to do what you
And then on Tuesday one do her and then hers and if she's like,
I don't, I don't want to give what you do other women. And
then there's another and then there's this other thing where niggas do where I like
and and but but then there's also this other thing that niggas will do,
and then they'd be like, wait, wait, wait what did they do?
Him? And boyd or niggas will do this thing where they will leave
them with you silent. Oh, well, you know, I'm not looking
for a relationship right now. But then that with you was silent because then
all of a sudden, he didn't relationship with this bitch. Well, you
just told me you're gonna looking for no relationship. I wasn't looking forward.
I just said that sign so then so then so now you have somebody.
So now you have somebody calling you a fuck boy because you were having a
sexual relationship with them and doing all this other kind of shit. And they're
like, Okay, well I understand. You know you said that you didn't
want a sexual relationship, so I'm cool with this. But had I known
that you were open to a relationship, but you just weren't honest and didn't
tell me that you didn't want to fuck with me like that. Now I
feel like you took advantage of the fact because you've been working on me and
all this ship while you was looking for another bitch to actually be with.
So now she's looking at you like you're fuck boy. Well, I mean,
in the middle of this situation he discovered it was like everything Google,
it goes to being another Google being is great value whatever the fuck? Oh
oh oh, So back to Kicky baby Daddy because that's this fucking hilario and
you're seeing great value. Somebody called him great value stetment and I wrote for
like twenty minutes, stem to shut the fuck up. They said, relaxed,
great value statement and ride up. We don't even know stements lie,
but we just know he don't say shit uh business because you know he has
the most powerful woman in the world. Tray said, that's the part.
Single on honest is different than leading motherfuckers on um naps. Even Trader,
she said, that's on her time. Me like, if the motherfucker's being
honest and you're like, all right, I'm with it, and then ship
changes down. That's why I feel like, so when you get any type
of government benefits, but us food snaps, childcare, any of that.
You have a recertification period every six months and have been to fit renewal every
twelve months. He need to renew his baby daddy license. No, I
feel you're supposed to renew your marriage license every five years. I feel like
I feel like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I feel like I
feel like we. I feel like I feel like in relationships, marriages of
any sort, hell even in friendships because motherfucker's we having secret animosity and ship
towards the bitch and friendships and don't say nothing. I feel like we need
recertifications and renewals and our relationships. Yes, yes, but what if you
know you're going through some ship at that point in time and your friend don't
not a juggler? Do y'all in the friendship? I mean you can always
so when you lose your benefits, you can always friendship cobra, No,
yo, reapply for the friendship like hey, you reapply and dependent because because
like with medical, they let you backdate three months, so maybe they was
going through some ships and you need to backdate the friendship three months. But
yeah, we need recertification and renewal periods for the relationships in our life because
shit changes and people don't They're not honest about it. They don't talk to
you about it, and they just sit here on Harvard ill feelings and ship
or if a motherfucking and fell out of love with you didn't find somebody else
and like, y'all not talking about this shit. I do. I feel
like you need at least on a yearly basis, y'all need to y'all need
to renew this shit and realize, like, Okay, do we stay together
or do we separate? Why don't we just go on that game show change
the Heart, because motherfucker's poor game. I can't hear change the HARVD.
I'm thinking that it could be. It could if we bring change our Heart
back in twenty twenty three, that could be Rita said Negros sneak. They
out being a player but being sucker. Butts Kayla said them words and actions
gonna be matching. Matth ain't matching, matth ain't matthing. Uh discussing shit
every anniversary, Yeah, just discussing the show on a monthly basis, like
like like sit down, like sit down and have a conversation it's like because
there are times where like and I feel like when when people use that term
and I'm like, oh, we just grew apart. I feel like they
grew apart because they've been talking about shit, right, they weren't resolving shit,
and that's how that riffed ended up getting so big. Had they had
they had that six to twelve month recertification and renewal period, maybe they wouldn't
have grew apart because they could have fixed whatever issue was going out because O
that baby was giving your significant other a six month ev We do that for
jobs and shit, don't. Kayla said, I ended me in MEMI friendship
last night after our customer out, but we recertified to that beach you ain't
gonna wear shut up. See last time I got all these simples, I
got a little mushroom dick getting beatn my fucking snapplat. I don't know what
he put his heart into it. I think fuck boys staying too close to
good guys, and I think good girls staying too close to house. It's
very hard to different. It's very hard to separate too, because we all
got the same level. See and for me, I hate how people make
it seem like a hole is automatically a bad person. Just because she likes
to have sex with multiple people does not make her a bad person. Holes
can be the most loyal motherfuckers you have ever run across in your life.
Their sexual habits does not make them a horrible person. And just like I've
said many times before, a man that likes to have sex with multiple women,
that does not make him a horrible person. It's the honesty or lack
of that determines that, right You being a hole is not how many people
love me. I mean you're being I was not a bad day. It's
just if you're not datable for me, You're just not datable for me.
Not when I'm You're not a bad person just because you know how are you
just like not datable on Winds World. I don't you think they're trying to
get back for all sama Kayla? He said, Maybe trying to warm us
for something. Yeah, I can't, I can't, he said. I
look at the big look at me, fuck boy, meet Do you want
to thrive? They being sausage? My un kid meat? Yes, un
killed my hat, my ham off the bone. R I'm I'm scared.
I thought about that ship. What are you doing because she can take a
picture of it and be able to go ahead and translate it. Are you
gonna h crazy where and change your life? I can't. Who is baby?
Maybe we should be warning camera. Yeah, the biscuits. We got
the two piece there, honey butter, that's disgusting, two pieces in their
biscuits. Um, so we got one more topic and then we are you
know, we can go ahead and get out of here because I know everybody
hungry. Um. So, y'all know how I feel about badass kids and
parents get so offended and like defensive when they are the parent of said badass
kids. And there's always these things like, well, y'all, can't you
know blame the appearance? Yes, Keisha, there's a single mean in relationship
me exactly when they're single mean niggas. No host Bard saying, some of
these single means be showing up when you should be the fucking relationship. I'm
a great relationship me. Yeah, I am very loyal. I'm very caring,
Like I'm very considerate, Like I take care of you know who I'm
with, Like I'm nurturing like all of that. But when I'm just but
when I'm just I am a dog as bitch sometimes no, but but yeah,
the ship that I do when i'm single has absolutely nothing to do with
the person that I am when I'm in a relationship. Two completely different things.
But no, Um, Timmy, you see a video because I don't
see it at the bottom of the screen. But the nigolats, it's some
nigolats. Now. I am not judgmental about a lot, and y'all know
that. Like, I'm not judgmental about about people's I'm not. I'm not
judgmental about people's financial status, but they got going on, um, their
relationships, you know, especially not their sexual habits and shit. But there
are certain things that I am judgmental on, like you know, rapists,
pedophiles, and people with badass kids. But I can't stand bad ass kids.
We got Timmy, he's looking for a video. No, um,
oh, I don't think I think you have one to less to read again
one time. Now it's it's some see okay over there. One Let's just
make sure that's we're feeling in time. Since we're feeling in time. Yeah,
no, I've been good now. The kids were fighting, that's why
you know, I was like who were they possibly fighting? Um, the
middle one told the younger one to go fuck themselves. I could see that,
you know, interrupt the middle one, the sixteen year old to the
thirteen year old, what's the argument about though, because like what get I'm
escorvated to, like bro go fuck off? Because the youngest one was telling
the middle one, you need to go change litter box for cat. You
won't do it all day two of them, you know, so the valid
valid points were made keeping three days. All right, all right? Actually
yeah, but um, like I said several times, like what my mom
might have no problem wasever telling her that how I turned out was her fun
like as a child, Like yeah, because there were a lot of things
that she could have did that she just didn't do. And you can always
you know, get the will you know, they tried their best as a
single mom, and they did the best they could. She didn't. Um
No, I mean, like there was a lot of shit that she should
have stood on that she just didn't. There were a lot of times where
I was rewarded with ship that I should not have been fucking rewarded, Like
Brian had a zero point because I was going to sleep in school, and
I was just like, bro, I don't want to be here. There
was no reason whatsoever that I should not have straight fucking ass. My teachers
hated it because I would fucking I would fail the entire semester, and then
I would go in on exam day and get an A on my fucking exam.
So I knew the ship. I would just you know, that's how
I would pass my classes. I wouldn't do work all fucking semester, and
then I go in there and get an A on my exam because I knew
that. So we're about to play this video, and I feel like a
lot of times, this is how a lot of them people kids are like
the ones that be in and out of jail all the time, always in
the ship. Like a lot of parents, this is how their kids start
and they think the ship is funny now, but then when they end up
on a T shirt. I did the best I could. They didn't T
shirt or behind bars police now he probably so don't even don't even know what.
I just hate them. So there are a lot of people that I
know personally like their kids. They was bad like that. So when they
grew up and was fucked up, like it was no surprise to anybody.
But whenever ship goes left, it's always well, you can't fought the parents
for no bro, you you could have stepped in way before that. And
I feel like, especially now, a lot of parents are reactive parenting instead
of proactive parenting. Yep. Once they get to the point where they can't
deal with it anymore, then that's when they want to try to intervene instead
of nipping that shit in the bud in the very beginning. And that was
the difference between me and my mom, Like, I know that I had
a really fucked up temper when I saw that shit, budd and in read
like I nipped that shit immediately. That was I hopped on that shit to
me because I knew where it was gonna lead to. And my mom,
ever since I've been a mom, like, my mom has always tried to
undermine me as a mother, And I feel like she used to try to
do that because she wanted me to suffer the same stress that she suffered.
When I was drawing up, Mama, that was your fault. That was
your fault, because a lot of shit that you could have stopped me from
doing. You didn't. You didn't put your foot down on shit. You
didn't force shit, You didn't fucking encourage me to do other things. You
like, you just you let shit ride. Like I had the type of
mama who instead of sitting down and saying, hey, you know what,
I want to sit with these people parents. What you did? Yeah,
um, we need to sit down and you know, figure out you know
why our kids are fighting and what's going on. No, my mama was
right there watching me knock holes out. My mom was the type of mother
if we had drama on the block, nigcause she was assembling the fucking avenger.
She was going and picking up my cousins and shit to bring them to
the crib because we was FeelA stump holes out. My mama didn't give a
fuck about nothing except us not getting our Assho, you've been not lose.
But but I'm saying like versus. My message to my daughter's like, look,
sometimes shit can't be avoided. And I get that in that case,
you knock a bitch out, you do what you gotta do, but everything
doesn't deserve a reaction if they not, like in your spit because I told
him, like I'm not gonna be that parent like my dad was. My
dad used to try to tell me, well, if they don't touch you,
I'm letting the be Jimmy first, get on my face and just might
have a one quitter owner and I'll find out the car button. So I'm
so My view has always been if you were an armed slant and you being
a little bit too hostile, I'm swinging on you first. So if you
don't really want to fight, stay over there and talk that shit. I
can ignore you while you over there, but the moment you come in this
little invisible box that out and drew across myself, I'm clearing your ship.
So don't don't come over here with all that raw rocks shit if you don't
want to get punched, because I'm gonna hit you. And that's what I
taught my kids, like, don't feel like you have to fight over everything
because you don't. Like I remember regotting tool on the bus because somebody was
like, uh, yeah, my mom crack and she did, and she
that I said, do I small crack shit? Was like no, I
was like, said what you're getting mad for? But I said, I
don't give a fuck about them little dusty kids on your bustle, you shouldn't
either. And at that day I taught h how to rib niggas that I
sat down and I like, so now like a flaming nigga until they want
to fight. You know, like when your parents used to say that ship
as a child and they'd be like, well, when he's like, what
are you talking about? Like what do I do that shit? Asn't it
done? I'd be like, you know what? To this day, I
was like, you know, and now I was in the dund like,
bro, you had the balls to try me like that, fam like you
thought it was okay to say that shit. It ain't about what you're saying.
You had the balls to just be like, yeah, your mamma like,
oh you because you think it's sweet, So it ain't about what they
said. This is an audacity that you had when I was fifteen, like
oh you thought it was sweet, Like I wan't gonna get on your ass,
and leelo, she said, I hate parents like the yeah, And
it was like even now if somebody was was the fun with them re already
she already got her ship because she just know how people are. She was
like just just like if somebody was the saying like, oh yeah, mama
down fancy how she whatever? And she's like, you see what I got?
We eat everything, you hugging bastards. We like reason, we already
told me that her thing, and she was like yeah, and then she's
making her money. I'm getting sucked on by everybody for free, like she
already got her clap back, grandy. Like, but I do have an
irrational fear dating with kids like this because we're getting to the age where it's
like, not everybody's not gonna have a baby when you meet, and that's
okay. Just don't have badass kids. All the ones that's gonna be standing
your jay's increasing them. I beat your motherfucker yo, just coming out of
the bathroom, just standing mother, Oh my goddamn shoe. I fuck your
kid up, creasing my goddamn night. And it's really touch on my video
game for that matter too. Let Us said she lost track of time,
so she missed all the good stuff. I definitely I had to read your
postum, you know about the knobs slopping, but um, sound are there
are a lot of parents that I will see like that I know personally and
like they'll share these posts and be like so upset and so offended when people
are talking about the kids, I'm like, okay, well where is the
parents And then like, well, we'll be doing you know all we can
and we can't watch them twenty four seven. Bitch, let me tell you
something y'all talking about y'all can't watch y'all kids twenty four seven. Right,
y'all can watch y'all kids more than our parents could watch us. You want
to know why our parents didn't have ring doorbells, our parents didn't have FaceTime
and there is literally no reason because y'all go out of y'all way to buy
them needs expensive ass iPhones so that they can say they have an iPhone.
Bitch, put it to fucking use in your goddamn kids. They can literally
send you their location. You can always find where your kids are. You
can track their location, you can FaceTime in and see where the fuck the
environment is. There is no reason in the gear of twenty twenty fucking three
that you should ever not know where your kids are. Too many technological advances
for you not to know where the fuck your kids are. Too many do
they even still make the announcement at ten o'clock. You know your kids are
I've seen Yeah, I think it was CBS. I think they still play
it on them somethings. Yeah, but like there is no reason whatsoever,
with all of the technology that we have for you to never just be like,
you know what, I just woke up where my kids at? Yeah,
but I gids know where I am, where to go? Where my
almost on me at two or three o'clock to Lawrence more you that I might
say, you know, I'm still alive, And it's like with you me,
y'all y'all have y'all kids where y'all have y'all kids where y'all don't know
who their friends are anymore? And if you do know who their friends aren't
you know their friends and bullish, you know, separate them from them friends
me when we had like messy little friends and shit. And this is going
back to her being in fucking elementary school. I hear some shit and it
sound like, get the funk off the phone, go do some homework or
something, go draw, go, do go do something else. Yeah,
yeah, reading whatever we like? Thinking about shit like that. I'm glad
my little brother has always been a corny nick like just for shit like that.
Like when I was in high school, I wanted to be with the
popular people. Ain't cry. And when you want to do shit like that,
you get yourself in a lot of bullshit. That situation, Yeah,
like on the bus facts, shit that I went mad thirty three no never,
I don't know what a look into the camera, we vote yes,
yeah, but that I didn't want to be the hostel brother to come up
to the school and beat up nigga from I just feel like now parents made
way to way. They make way too many excuses for their kids being in
the streets, Like I feel like they don't do enough to deter them.
Like, look back in the day niggas was cutting up, they used to
send them niggas the relatives of Arkansas and ship they used to put them niggas
in the country. That's because parents is helping kids and covering it up.
And then you have parents who have kids that are in and out of jail,
and you're they're not deterring their kids from going in and out of jail
because the minute they go, what are they doing supporting them being in jail?
Posting free little dukie shoot or whatever. The fucking man free my baby,
Free my first born bitch. Why is he in there in the first
class? Eyes locked up? All they're doing is they're putting money on the
phone, They're keeping the fucking commissary food. They're throwing them parties when they
come home. And then the cycle fucking repeats. They don't do anything to
stop the cycle up them fucking going and say hey, we need to sit
down and figure out what it's going on. They constantly And I'm not telling
you to turn your back on your kids. I'm not telling you that you're
not supposed to support your kids. But a lot of y'all support the wrong
ship. And then when ship go sideways and they don't come back home,
whether it's because they end up in the box or they end up in the
sale for the rest of their life, you looking at well, it's not
my fault. I did everything I could. No, you didn't. It's
not your fault. Before it's twelfth birthday, you bought him a pair of
Aramax and but it's not your Fau's not that this nigga was funking out of
school knowing that he was skipping and ship like Garb said that too, and
you got him a right go with the switch on. But this is not
your okayless saying my kid would check my location all day, every day,
down to the street I'm on and vice versa. The life three sixty app
And when I tell you we know where our kids are at all time,
kids know where we are at all time, they'll call me to heart be
daddy, why are you still at the studio? Because yeah, I will
stop talking. I wish my mama would have knew where I was in some
of these situations. Probably I got you should say it's the fact my child
got notifications on my location, like got me something to eat too, because
she's stalking me. The kids watched the parents more than anything at Leila said,
I agree, And honestly I used to have empathy for these badass kids,
but since one almost killed me, fuck them kids, Fuck them for
nobody. If I walk down the street and you're sitting on the porch in
your draws, fuck you, fam, what are you doing? Put some
clothes on your side? Maybe he autistic, Nah, because some of these
some of these niggas autistic. I do think as a dunce, we are
reevaluations nice because there's a lot of us that's probably I do feel like autism
and ADHD. A lot of us are diag child brother autism and ADHD.
I feel like a lot of us on their childhood time. When I was
teaching, you had to go back and get re certified. You have to
go take some classes to get your license redo. And one time I had
to go back to a class and take a class on autism tax renew my
license. Oh my god, damn, it was all that class. I
got that class thinging like damn, I'm somewhere on the spectrum somewhere, but
they made the spectrum, so damn. Why damn? I can I ever
since a lot of noises, dude make me mad? Else having cages like
I watched her And let's just like, bro, you used to sit there
and suck on a pillow, right, I might, I might be fu
Just some niggas have blanket Why you niggas have blanket fetish? Now, big
titty fetish. It will make it will make sense. But and it just
like the pillows. Yeah, so you knew so like so like if it
was in the dark, like if we spend it ain't using the dark,
like you knew this, nigga pillow bro, you knew this, fellow uh
leto saying, I think we are so undiagnosed with ADHD because it's mass by
the double media addiction that of social media. Yeah, makes sense, makes
sense. I don't follow Twitter like that. But I don't even have a
Twitter in the only time I'm on Twitter, like because I hardly use like
my personal Twitter, it was just its comer walker Twitter. And that's for
promotion, because for money in my pocket, because it ain't the same Twitter.
But thinking about ADHD is that if you do have Twitter, you wouldn't
be there long enough. It's not it's not gonna hold your attention long enough.
You got you're doing something else, you completely but you're completely off the
device. Now I'm done with that. You you're going something completely new,
not just so the You're not gonna say on an app all day and be
like, oh shit, my attentions all over the place. You're going to
like Facebook, You're going to Instagram, You're going to draw I do that.
I do that now, like just with social media, Like I end
up still real I'm diagnosed. Why do you think? Why do you think
I'm being here singing now? I don't blame it on that. You say
a word, We'll find a song. Hey, you got some my ten
deficits. Damn, Hey, we should make that a group thing for the
pot we're all gonna get reevaluated. Yeah, but I feel like I'll be
sad if I find out I'm thirty five off. But it's like you have
a lot of parts and they're like, well, I did everything they could
and something and and these kids just do what they want to. I have
never grown up in the household where I could just do what the fuck I
wanted to. Okay, but I was at my mama house, my granny
house number I ain't never been there to just do what the fuck I wanted
to. Y'all let y'all kids run y'all household. And that's y'all fucking problem
because y'all are too worried about being the back. And I feel like,
especially when it comes to single mims, because y'all guilt trip yourself because the
daddy ain't there and ship and you feel like, well, I'm the only
remaining parent. I don't want to. I don't want that to get hate
me doing shit. Is daddy already gone? So I do I feel like
that kind of ties into it a lot because you want to be this motherfucker
friend, because you were the only remaining parent. I didn't give a fuck.
Okay, I showed on social media one year I didn't buy my kids
shit for Christmas. They probably cause they probably went outside, jumped on all
kind of break this bitch back stepped on all kind of fucking cracks. I
didn't give a fuck because I told y'all, don't fuck with me. Y'all
thought I was bluffing about canceling Christmas. Ain't. Ain't no parent go fucking
canceled Christmas. Man, She just talking to that ship. She's just talking
to that shit. You didn't do what the fuck you was supposed to do
humane getting ship. And guess who tried to undermine me again, my mama,
and you was out of order for that. Maybe had you canceled a
couple of Christmases and canceled a couple of fucking birthdays, out have been a
straight a fucking student. You let me play with you, they're not going
to play with me. That was your faulting once again. I mean you
didn't. You didn't even I can't even say you had the rains loose.
You ain't even fucking have I was just running around with the rain, just
just flopping. You didn't even have them in your hands. Me, my
shit is my own tight because I don't play with my kids like that.
You appreciate structure when you in an environment and there is none, like when
you be at somebody's house and you watch like, yo, let you do
that. If I even look like I'm gonna get on the bullshitcause sound like
h It's funny because how many different metaphors, how many different media like the
elevator definitely doesn't go all the way yet, how different metaphors can come up
with something like that, like something crazy? Because I always say, are
they cheese and throw up the cracker? Few fry short of a happy man?
We're just a few far short of a happy man. And I mean,
so there are go all the way to the top floor. There are
a lot of avenues that I took with my kids because I feel like we
have so many talented black children that are not reaching their potential and that talent
because they don't have parents that are nurturing it right, they're probably we probably
got fucking tennis ago, we got the next Serena Williams out here, but
we don't know because her mama's not pushing her to play and she out here
rideing fucking shotgun but the kid boys and shit, that's because her mama joints
for the free guns and get her and get get her toes painted white.
And it's like versus me. When when when the moment, the moment I
noticed my kids was even a little sliver of talent, I started I started
developing that. So when I started with h I'm like, damn, this
is little motherfucking coloring Nita's fuck. I didn't even color like that art.
So then we start getting the more coloring books and shit. Then she got
to a point where she started trying to trade shit, and I'm like,
all right, so she she wants to draw, So you start getting a
little easels and little shit and start getting ship to focus on that. So
like Tone said, like, nah, go drop, because that's go work
on your talent. Speaking of art, if you're looking for exquisite art,
come to Striming Phoenix and see the exhibition of can beats called heads Ain't ready
dedicated hip. It's located on the balcony right now, but they might be
moving down to the basement area that day. So I'm I'm a close.
This was saying, get your kids and start making fucking excuse because a lot
of y'all, like when Reid was going through her ship, what did I
do? I put her on therapy? How many black parents putting their kids
in therapy? B They don't want to go through therapy for themselves. You
would be a shock that more parents of this generation like our age would believe
in therapy, right mine are. They're not putting their kids in therapy.
They're not getting them help when they see these little behavioral issues and shit like
Bro, you have to be a proactive parent and not a reactive pan because
by the time y'all react, that should be way too late. It's funny
to say that because I had a conversation like that my dad, because I
told him, I said I'm proactive. I said, you're reactive. I
said that's how I was raised. I said, I don't do my kids
like that. So basically I had that similar conversation with him because I'm like,
no, we're not gonna do it this way. Same thing I do
with my mama. My mama wanted to be all like military stirn. I
was like, I got girls, we do this a little bit different here.
I ain't gotta beat them every five to ten minutes into submission. Yeah,
man, let's break generational curses. Because I got McDonald's money. I
did, and and me breaking generational curses is exactly why I have a high
schooler that made it through her entire high school career with zero fights, high
three point cumulative average, and it's on her way to college, almost fully
paid for. Had I took my mom's way, she wouldn't be shipped school
fire, schools fires. She was. I'm sorry. Five years, I'm
proud of you. But six schools and four years now you went to six
schools. Tech Marshal Maddison Nova projects saying Custer, where did you graduate from?
Well, it will ever go on that route, and it's technically seven
because HCD I had on my credits, I have to take no chest No.
So what it was, I don't think so. I think it was
like connected. It was. It was right down the street from Custer.
So I transferred from Nova to go to Custer and finished out my senior year.
But Cus there that was when I remember I told y'all. They gave
me those two study halls. But then at the very end, like,
bro, we're gonna graduate, and these motherckers like, oh, well,
you're missing a half of credit to the gym. And you know JIM is
a required course to graduate, so they wouldn't let me walk across the stage
or graduate me even though I have more than the amount of credits required.
But because it was a half of credit to the gym. So then I
literally walked into m ATC that summer, gave them my transcripts. They went
over everything, was like, you've got all of your classes here, just
pay your hc D fee, So technically seven if you go there, because
my hc D is through m a TC and that was that something you need
a credit and a half. We didn't have no JIM. So they gave
me a big as English finish this book. Yeah, so right, because
that's what they tried to do. They was like, well but now the
fuck up. The fuck up part about it was the fuck up part about
it was but on top of that already being sucked up because it's like,
bitch, why didn't y'all say that I could have doubled up on gym classes.
You gave me two study halls, like two study halls. So the
worst part about it was that very next year, like like after we graduated,
the credit requirements went up. So then it was gonna try to make
me take another English course. So I was like, bro, I'm not
gonna do that shit. No, I'm gonna go to m A getting my
ship and I'll just I'll do summer school. But then after that they was
like the no, it was after the semester was over. Ye when they
dropped down from eight classes the day to three. I think when we went
to grab the way, I think our year was twenty don't quote me on
that, but I think we were twenty one. I think we need like
yeah, but I had way more than that. But because I was missing
that half a credit in gym, they didn't want to let me graduate at
all. So I went, like I said, I took my transcript uh
to MATC Adult High School. So they go they pull out this yellow so
I still got the sheet of paper. They got yellow sheet of paper with
all the courses on there. They're going through your transcripts and marking everything off,
and she was like, you don't need anything she was like, you,
you met all the requirements, so I just had to pay my hc
DfEE. I thought I was going to end there with a sod that accounts
did that I graduated high school don't really matter. But then it pissed me
off because I'm like bro, I used to have to wake up in the
morning and all I had to do was come to this motherfucking just pay and
graduate. Could have saved her year. Alternative schools cracking. I wish I
could have done an alternative school all four years of high school, only had
to go to school for three hours a day. You wouldn't have learned nothing
if you only went for three hours a day though. I wasn't learning school
though. The ship that they teach you on high school and nobody really applies
that shit every day. Actually, I take that back. I had,
I learned a lot. I did well. Um, I just want to
go and tell everybody that I love y'all in Thanky'll for tuning into this week's
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