The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Good morning, Good morning,
Good morning. I'm Selina, Oh Graham, I'm Jess, and I'm Cheaty
the JV Show. Here, Graham, you wouldn't know this because you're in
a separate studio, but Jess and Cheaty have had a morning. What's happening
over there. I'm kind of feeling a little cursed right now. I was
running late this morning, forgot some stuff, had to go back into my
apartment to get them, spilled my yogurt on my way here, broke my
nail, and last butnalis forgot my computer chargers. So I was in here
working on some stuff, and then book computer died a little, my little
you know, trying to fix those things. But Cheety was stuck in a
blot of traffic on the way here. You know, I've had a warning
over here too, And I'd love to say that I blame Jess and Cheaty
for I came into my little studio, little production studio over here, and
first of all, there's just this somebody's iPad just flopped out here, right
on the board of all the buttons, and it's open, and there's a
little message on it. Says, I seem to have lost my iPad.
If you could, if you've seen it, could you text this number.
I'm like, whose is this? So I start typing the number into my
phone. Of course it comes back as cheaty, So I text cheety,
hey, I found your iPad. It's in my studio. Then I sit
down. You know, everything's rearranged, the buttons are pushed, and then
the microphone that I use is just missing. It's gone. It's not even
here. It happened. The mic at the end of this boom not even
there. That was not us. There's an extra chair is strewn about in
here, there's all sorts of stuff. The whole place was rearranged. It
smells weird. Also, let the record show there's a smell now. And
my microphone was missing, the most important tool for somebody in radio, and
somebody had stolen the microphone. So I had to go find another one and
switch it out and plug it in. And here I am. Well,
I'm having a great morning so far, Selen, and I've been working on
a little wedding present for you. You have. You're flying out tomorrow for
your wedding, and we're all so so excited for you me, especially because
you and I've worked together a really long time and I feel like you know,
I've seen the you know, your your life. Over the last however
many years we worked together. There's been a big journey. There's been some
ups and some downs, and lately it's just really been trending up. For
It's just like if I was to graph it, things have just gone up,
up, up, up up, and that is due in large part
to your man Aj when he came into your life. That graph just went
through the roof. So again, I just want to say congrats because you're
talking to me. A show with us here tomorrow tomorrow. And I was
like, what can I do for for Selena? I got to do something
special for her to send her off. I am going to be joining Selena
in Cabo for the wedding. I'm going to be partying my face off,
but I wanted to send you off on kind of a high note. And
I thought, God, what could I get Selena? What would Selena really
enjoy? And I and I just just happened to stumble upon something and you
listening may have noticed the same thing. And I don't want to be piling
on is bad morning here or anything. But you know, our buddy JV.
In the spirit of JV JV. Anytime we'd bring somebody new on the
show, JV would try to figure out what their radio crutch was. Yes,
and radio crutch is Like Crystal used to be on the show. She
would start every sentence with yeah so, like yeah so, and then she
would go into whatever and it was yeah so. And I put together a
yah so montage and we listened to yas those yes, those yes. Now,
Jess, I've been, you know, been tough to figure out what
it is. You know what, what's Jess's radio crutch? And it's not
so much a crutch, it's more of a sound. And now I've put
together a montage of that sound. And I've titled this montage the Gasp because
Jess, no matter and you'll hear this montage no matter what Selena says.
Some of the things look, they are maybe gasp worthy and other worthy.
Other of the other times they're not, but they still elicit a gasp.
And I thought, is that present to you, Selena? I would present
this because I've been working on this montage for for weeks and weeks. Can
we play it now? And I think we should just play just we could
just play it and maybe and I apologize because you're not gonna get it,
because you're not gonna be able to unhear the once you hear it. But
here my present to you is Selena without further ado, the gasp, toxic
workplace allegations. So those rollings with some type of complications an issue affecting Apple
wallets where users you guys, Yeah, they had to like make a decision
right then and there. That means there's a spider in here somewhere, but
like I don't know where it is model that he subscribes to whoever doing this
on video last night, Like I can't take you series next. Don't say
that our bedroom door. Sometimes we even get out of his bed and I
don't know what is going on. Is this something about like hail Mary's and
stuff? No. Oh, by the way, it also made fifty mili
her feet grew after wearing crocs that can end a relationship and or flower arrangement.
Before the premiere, we're back live now that's the audio show. That's
actually just gashing. That's just as small. I had about sixty more and
just for the sake of keeping things consides. I had to trim it,
you know, I have to down a bat. I've never heard this.
You have say, you know, dramatic effect. I like to this.
Why dive into the stories that you're talking about? You gash you got you
said you was coming right, goes you, guys, and just goes.
You have no idea, You have no idea what you just gonna say?
There? Just hey, you guys, grand that was the best wedding president,
Thank you. It's I don't even need to put out a QR code
for my honeypoons at the wedding. I don't even want that. Well the
spoiler alert, I wasn't going to donate fun anyway. So here you go
that I give you. I give you the gas I needed that last crowd.
You guys, that makes me lightheaded so much. Curiously comes out just
anything you say, like, so my wedding is on Saturday. Oh man,
I tried to I'm trying to figure out the first dance song, and
so I played the song that I want for my man, which can we
say what it was not yet? Okay, well we'll talk more about this
a fan, but what was his reaction? He said he hated it.
Wow, I am in need of a new first dance song. So eight
o five this morning, I'm going to be hoping that you, our JV
show listeners, can help me out with that, and you know, offer
up some suggestions and good songs and we'll take a listen to those, so
leave them on the talk back. Yeah, we can maybe pull pull a
little snippet of some of these songs, yeah, and play them for you
because perhaps you haven't heard them. I think I'm gonna throw a couple in
the mix. Well, gram, I would appreciate that. Buddy Heal the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Babby Wednesday something we do every Wednesdays.
Are cool or not? Listen that in a second. First to talk
back KJV Show, Selena, we're so excited for you to get married.
For your first dance song. What is the vibe that you're going for?
Are you going for sweet and cheerful? Are you going for like upbeat and
fun? So that we can subject some good ideas for you. Wishing you
all the best, Thank you. I'm going like like like romantic, oh
you know, like love soldiery, not like very central, like sexy,
essential more just like like we're all watching, like, are they gonna starting
each other's clothes off? No? Not that kind of like emotional like a
connected love. Yeah, like what their hearts are beating as one right now
as they're awkwardly swaying to this song. Yeah, Okay, I'm not I'm
gonna have to reframe my song suggestions. All right, back to the drawing
all right, back to the drawing board, and then we'll discuss that further.
Eight oh five this morning, all right, our cooler not list,
Yes, okay, cool or not. A Taylor Swift fan refused to pay
fifteen dollars for the aeros film cup, so instead she took one from the
trash, rinsed it out, filled it with like rinsed it out just with
water by the way at the movie theater, and then refilled it. And
that's the cool ew I wanna say that's not cool. I'm gonna say not
cool. If you wanted to just take it from the trash and keep it
as like a memory, then you know what. Go ahead, but tell
you, well, you can drink from but you got to do a better
job of washing it trash. It doesn't in yeah, but it's washed and
sterilized. It's a cup you drink out of a cup at a restaurant,
the reusable Starbucks. I'm loving that I dropped them off in the trash can
with you in a disgusting pile. They're all getting thrown into a big pile
of cups with rotting coffee at the bottom, and you know it was your
cup to begin with. It wasn't You're getting a different Yes, you're you're
You're using one that somebody else used prior. It's like getting coffee at a
coffee shop. Somebody else has put their mouth on that cup. Something about
pulling it out of the trash though, When you eat out a fork at
a restaurant, you know where that fork has been. It has been a
disgusting pile of dishes that had food all over it and somebody's lipstick. Yeah.
I just don't mind that so much though. The trash, I don't
know. The movie theater trash is probably the nicest trash that thing could be.
It's just a bunch of popcorn. I worked. I would just say,
Okay, then at least wait till you get home, rinse it really
really well, and then drink from it. Don't just rinse it with a
little bit of water in the movie back, Yeah, that's exactly spoiler alert,
that's exactly what I said. Well, I just think you make all
these commemorative cups and these plastic things, and people just throw them away.
It's so wasteful. Like, I'm glad somebody pulled it out of the trash.
They're actually going to use it. If you're paying fifteen dollars for it,
those swifties, why aren't you taking it home? Right, that's supposed
to be your souvenir. Throw it away? It's probably because they barfed in
it. Oh too much dancing and I threw up in it, and then
this lady came and got it, rinsed it out in the drinking fountain,
started using it. Disgusting. Graham, you have a cooler not? Yeah?
I want to ask because I want to know, well before I get
to my cool or not? Selena, you're probably about to pack this item
so cool or not as you pack it for your wedding, cool or not.
Selena and I use the very same hair gel cool. I'm going why
you even? I didn't know you even use hair stuff? Can I put
a little gel on my hair in the morning. You know, how long
does that gel last? You? Not very long? No? Wait,
like the actual tube of the tube of it. I mean you don't use
like that much. Oh, mine last probably minimum four to five years.
I just use like just I use just a tiny little dot of it.
I don't use like I'm not squirting this stuff on. But I saw Selena
in the studio one day get it out of her bag. I was like,
what the hell are you doing? What? And you're using a man's
hair gel. It's not a man's hair it's a man's gel. No,
it's not in the man's styling section. It's in the hairstyling section with no,
with all the other is it got to be Yeah, definitely like you
it's the it's for men. No, it's not. It says it's all.
It says on the thing it's for spiking. Are you doing much just
a lot of spiking? Is that? What is that? Yes, it
says it's spiking gel. Look, a lot of people use it to like
lay their wigs down, That's what I'm saying. Wait, do you put
it under the wig and then stick it to your head? Or you put
it process? You put it like a wig cap, then you like use
that to like to blend it. Okay, it does say styling, spiking
hair glue. That's for me. Spiking, that's just what it's called.
I'm just telling you. I thought it was funny that you and I use
the same hair gel for the amount that you rip on my hair and haircut
and turns out what you used to do with your horriboy haircut, it's still
horrible. It's part of it. And we you and I use the same
You and I use the same hair product. So I'm going cool. Can
you not wear a gel one day so we could see it? There's not
much of a difference, just like a little well not like frizzy is not
the right word, but it just kind of helps, you know, it's
just kind of hold it into place. I use it to stick my wig
down. It's the whole process occurs the whole time. Yes, I have
a hair system. This stuff is really sticky, by the way. The
JV show on Wild ninety four nine, So how are you guys with the
answering block calls? Do you pick up? Never either never picked up one?
You've never ever picked up a call? Well, I mean maybe like
ten years ago, really in a while, I'll pick up. Really why
well, especially in my past relationship, when I would always block his number,
I would always pick up just in case it was it. Wow,
that's that If you block somebody's number, does that mean they can't call you
at all? They can call blocked? Okay, just in case it was
him calling. Let me just pick it up. Yeah, I'll show him.
I'm gonna block him. Well, i'll pick up I know anyways.
Other than that, no, I don't. I don't pick up block numbers.
And it's not just as I think most people don't. There's a dad
in the UK who well, because you know they don't use dollars obviously,
yeahund so here it would be like the million dollar Yeah there it's the million
pound house draw You ever see those things for the one here? Not the
pound house. There's right, different things, but the you know, like
the million dollar dream the dream home, million ore dream home flyers in the
mail. Yeah that's not real, right, I read a whole article about
the other day. Never in the history of that fundraiser raffle, have they
ever actually given away the house well, the flyer that I've seen. If
you win, you have the option to either choose the house or the money,
and people always take the money because if you take the house, you
have to pay tax on it. You'd have to come up with a huge
sum of money, and then you to pay your income tax on it because
it's right being given to you as a gift, and then you got to
pay property tax on top of that. Well, most people, so they've
never given them away, actually given away the house. So I don't know
in this case, the one in the UK, I don't know if you
had like a money off the pound house. If you win the pound House,
that's the pound house worth two point five million a US dollars and he
imagine pounds there. He says that he almost missed out on it because when
he gets this block call, he thought it was spam. But he was
like, okay, fine, let me just pick it up, and he
picked it up and he won. Wow. Now, and now he's getting
cozy in a million dollar poundhouse. Dude, he's pounding way in there.
I think even if I picked up I'd be like, I know, ut
less you knew you had entered the whatever contest it was, But even then
I wouldn't believe that I actually won something like, you must want me to
pay something first, he pound in person, So I know this is real.
You show me the poundhouse in person. That way I know it's actually
legit what Graham said? Yes, all right, Graham, what do you
have? No speaking of pounding, I have something that ties in here because
of money, like currency. Probably, yes, of course. According to
a new survey, seventy five percent of people found that they feel a lot
more productive throughout the day if they engage in a morning little morning friskiness with
their partner. They found that after that they can completely plow through their to
do list and it sets them up for a very very productive day. Do
you guys think that a little morning romp would make you more productive? I
think so. Maybe not with our schedule though, because I know it's gonna
be at like what three in the morning, that's like a middle of the
night, but like on a weekend. Yeah, let's just say it's a
have you ever done it? In the morning, and then you're ready to
just take on the day. You wake up, the sun is shining,
the birds are chirping, drink your morning coffee, uh huh, yeah,
you drink your coffee after Yeah, but not Graham was saying, like before
work, so I wouldn't I probably wouldn't do that before work, not with
this job. Okay, but just think about if let's just say you had
to be at work at nine o'clock in the morning, do you think this
would be something that would charge your your batteries for the day and get you
going. Let you plow through that to do list if I had enough time.
Yeah, but usually I'm running late most mornings, so wouldn't work for
me. I feel like I have no schedule in the morning to even do
that. I'll just like take an energy drinking and go about my day.
I'm in I'll do it in the morning. Feel sorry for whoever you guys
get at nine o'clock hypothetical jess ypothetically, I get that one, Maybe not
the other one, I think. I mean, it gets the bloody,
that gets the I think it's a way better wake up than any cup of
coffee that I'm drinking, and coffee doesn't do any I mean, I'm not
going to do it every morning, because ain't nobody got for that. Those
guys, we would, but yeah, it's a little different for you guys.
Uh huh. If I could see every once in a while. I
can see how that happened. Yeah, but they say this could be the
key to being more productive. A lot of people are backing this up in
the survey, so just thinking of you back it up. So if you're
looking for a way to, you know, pound through all that work you
got to get done in early morning, romp. The new car is the
key. What if coffeehouses started offering this instead. I'm in sign up for
the rewards program. I'll take that. Sure, that's all that's called the
brothel. Oh well, I will become a Loyalty Rewards member. Hottest.
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies,
shows and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Okay,
so Taylor swept and Travis Kelsey had a major makeout session. We already knew
that they were like pdaing all over at town over the weekend. Goal I
call it. I don't know. They're going from dinner dates to SNL to
after parties, back to Taylor's house to more dinner dates. And they were
just PDA and all over each other's face everywhere. So there's some photos out
so you can see these at the jbshow dot com that showed Taylor and Travis
arriving at the SNL after party, and apparently they had a hot and heavy
makeout session in the backseat of this car because Taylor his lipstick is smudged all
over her upper lip and Travis has her bright red lipstick all over his lips
and he's trying to like lick it off. Graham, what base is this
first? Well? I don't know what transpired in that. I was well,
I wasn't asked. Do you think they stopped at first or did they
you know, a second steal a base? We don't want to skip a
base. I guess you can. But some people go straight to third.
You know, some people go straight to home, third, maybe home.
I was thinking about some people skip straight to third base, some skip straight
to home. I like all the bases covered. I liked it's nice to
hit all the bases, touch all the bases as you round all the way
to home. Yes, get a true home run? Uh? Can I
ask a question, a guy question about the really bright lipstick? I don't
know if this is gonna be a question or a judgie statement, But I'm
not really here for it. I don't look. I think it can look
good, right, but I don't want to kiss that. That's what I
was going to ask. If you were on a date and she's wearing bright
lipstick, which is totally fine, you don't go and then have a makeout
session with that because you know it's gonna be all over your fan. Yeah,
but what's the protocol there. Let's say you have a really great date
with somebody who is where a lot of ladies wear really bright or really or
just a lot of lipstick. Maybe it's not a bright color, but just
a lot of lipstick. Yeah, I don't that's I don't know. I
don't I don't want that smear it all over me. No, that's understandable.
So then we're just not going to have you. I don't wipe it
off first No, No, But then how so then we're just skipping to
third base and we're not good. Now I'm not touching first base. In
that case, you skip first unless it's smudge free. Maybe ask her if
it's that new smudge free mabelinge true. Maybe she's born with it, though
I thought Taylor's would be. I mean, she's got the money, but
I would say you avoid the kissing of the mouth and you just go like
for the neck or something. Oh, if it's like an early on date
and you're and you're building towards that first kiss. But also Taylor should have
known like, if we're gonna be making out, I'm not gonna wear this.
But that's her signature though, right, does she ever should have known
that she's gonna be a wearing that. I think they just skipped Yeah,
I think you just skipped first base and just move on. Let's talk about
Netflix raising their prices. A couple of weeks ago, we talked about the
discussions they are allegedly having about the price hike once the actor strike ends,
which hasn't happened yet obviously. Well, Netflix also found so much success with
their password sharing crackdown. They said that this move likely boosts subscribers by like
six million. So Netflix is thriving right now, so they don't need to
raise their prices. That they just found a ton of extra money. They
don't technically need to, but they're planning on raising the prices hopefully drive people
who are you know, are paying the fifteen sixteen nineteen dollars for the standard
and premiere tiers with no ads. They want to raise those prices, so
maybe those people will go, oh my god, I'm paying way too much
money. Now, let me just get the six ninety nine tier, which
does have ads. That way, Netflix can make more money from those commercials,
which brings in more revenue per user. Wait, actively want to drive
people towards the lower tiers, the lower tier so they can run the ads.
They're trying to like reverse it on us. That's but isn't the whole
point of the paid version is that you're making up for that budget shortfull you're
supposed to set that. I don't know that that bugs me in If you've
got six million new subscribers and the tier is what seven bucks you said six
nine, I mean seven times six. That's forty two, right, You
got forty two million dollars extra a month coming in and that's no small sum.
Yeah, but you'd be making more off the ads. I guess,
But what man membership? That's what I was gonna ask you, because they're
nine percent of Netflix users said if they do this, if they increase their
prices, that they're just going to cancel their subscription outright. Everyone always says
that. It's like all the people that are like everyone's always like, I'm
moving out of California. Watch me, it's too expensive here. I'm moving.
Watch me do it. Don't don't dare me to do it, because
I will. I've been planning this move. I'm moving. You know what
just went soon? We're about to move, I know, and then six
years later they're still here. Wait, I thought you were moving to Idaho.
Some people have left, but a lot of people talk a big game
and always say, but is there a price? There has to be a
price right where Netflix drives you away. I think if it got to like
fifty dollars or something. But other than that, like Netflix has me like
I can't. I cannot cancel you do like forty? I mean, it
wouldn't be my first choice. I can't. Can you live without love is
blind? No? See? But I feel like they're going to cancel it
eventually, And once that's gone, I'm gone. At seven, I'll say,
at seven bucks a month, if it went to twenty, I'm out,
you know what I mean. There's a number. I don't know where
it is, but there's plenty of numbers where I'm out. I don't think
since my parents booting me off theirs. I't the type of I don't think
I don't have nothing. I don't think I have an account right now,
Grandma's time to become an adult and make your own Netflix account. Okay,
I try again. The other day at trial it said, no, well
that's doing too much. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Oh,
before we get to the thing that's coming back to schools, you have
a shout out ground I do dudes be sliding my dms. The dudes are
sliding on in. I got on and says, hey, good morning,
Graham. I've been watching you guys. This sounds a little stockery by the
way. I've been watching you guys since my sophomore year of high school that
I got my license to drive. Do you think that means he's been driving
over to our houses and watching us from the window that's got a good vantage
point in my shower. There's one interesting means listening or I don't know.
Well, yeah, he said today, I turned twenty five, and I
still listen every morning, So that means he's been listening to was carry the
one for those from us about nine years I was like eight years old.
I was barely I was a diapers I think can I get a birthday shout
out on the show? You cannot forget that no one gives a fart if
you see this message, Thanks Graham, loved the show and that is from
Andre's Gomez. So happy birthday. But keep in mind. Oh, you
guys have horrible news. It's a go bad Best Buy is discontinuing their DVDs.
Oh some sad news. Do you think anyone? Does anyone still watch
dvd? Leave us a talkback right now if you watch it. If you
watched a DVD or Blu Ray last night, wait is it Blu Ray?
Is Blue still going? Got it? Isn't it the same? So yeah,
they're ending their DVD and Blu Ray sales. By the end of this
year, they're going to be long gone. You can still get them at
Walmart. Leave us a talk back. If you watched a DVD last night,
you picked out a DVD from your collection, that's you know, you
have that rack on the wall that shows all your DVD book with a zipper
and you pick and you played it last night, and tell us what you
watched. We want to know. Yes, all right, Graham what's happening
at schools. This is pretty big. I'm gonna give an alert because Governor
Newsom signed on Friday another bill. Has been a flurry of bills being signed
into law, and this one is going to require cursive instruction in first through
sixth grade. What we did away with cursive handwriting because well, nobody there's
nobody uses it, Nobody writes like that. Come on, it's not the
eighteen hundred. Nobody really writes with a pedder pencil anymore. It's all on
a keyboard. But we're bringing it back, so kids are now going to
be required in schools to start learning cursive again, they say. They say,
research shows that there are benefits. This type of handwriting activates different parts
of the brain that they say don't get activated when you're just printing block letters
or typing. There's something about cursive that I don't know. There must be
some benefit to it if we are bringing it back and signing it to law
to add it back to California public school curriculum, so your kids are gonna
start learning cursive again. How do you guys feel about this? This bothers
me because it's nothing that we actually need to know when we can be teaching
our kids other things. How do you sign your name cursive? Well it's
like a squiggly yeah, yeah, my heart definitely not letters barely, a
G barely. Chances are they're going to learn it in school and never use
it ever again. So that's exactly why let's not waste our kids time.
They go home. Every assignment is on a chromebook, every exactly, it's
all taken online. Everything's in Google classroom. Why are we going to sit
there and waste our kids time? But we won't teach our kids in school
about finances and everything else that they actually need to know in life. What
kind of six year old needs to file tax? Elementary school, but just
in general, like all the things that people need to know. We don't
teach our kids in school, but we're gonna bother them with cursive. Yeah
there must be something to this. I in my school in wisconsinant we learned
how to do cursive, and I don't use it to this day, Like
just sign my name. I don't think it's important. I mean, I
couldn't tell you the last time I wrote a sentence incursive let alone. Could
I still do it? Now? There's probably quite a few letters that I've
forgotten. I mean, I bet I could. I don't know if it's
like riding a bike, but think about having a ride, think about having
to actually sit down and write a sentence or a paragraph incursive. I think
it'd be incredibly difficult. It was awful, I know, some kind of
curious. I'm kind of curious to try it now, to see if I
could do it. Should I know some schools never really completely did away with
it, or they left it up to like the you know, the the
class or teachers. Because my daughter, every once in a while would be
like, look at the cursive I had to write today, and it's like
a bunch of rs or whatever. It's so stupid. The R always looked
the lowercase R always looked kind of silly. Was a little plateau, was
like a little rectangle, and the uppercase g's don't know how to do that
one. Now, see that's in my wheelhouse. That's my that's the one,
because that's what I could do. Like the Z and then Z has
like a weird double hump thing and then it loops below the line. Any
any of the ones that you can really exaggerate, like the y or the
j's or the j I love all those. You can let us know how
you feel about curs of coming back to schools, not just here in the
Bay Area, but all of California. It's going to be a requirement.
You can leave us a talkback on the iHeartRadio app the JV Show on Wild
ninety four nine. Let's play a couple of talk bags. We're talking about
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift clearly making out. You can see these photos at
the jvshow dot com. We know they were making out with each other because
Travis Kelce has red lipstick all over his face. Good morning JV crew.
In regards to the lipstick, if you pay a little bit extra and by
the long lasting lipstick, I were red red lipstick and I can kiss my
husband and I leave no trace of the red lipstick. So tell me it
doesn't like you can kiss like a little yeah, and no red lipstick comes
off there. But if you're like really sucking face, that stuff gets me
free. No, it's like even hard to take off at the end of
the day, like it is not coming off. It doesn't sound that sounds
uncomfortable to where to know that like I can't wipe this stuff off. No,
that's comfortable. Oh okay. We're also talking about cursive coming back to
California schools. That's from the JV show. We're not really here for it
because we just feel like you don't really need to use it in life.
They need to learn cursive. My nineteen year old son didn't even know how
to science a Social Security card with like a signature. He printed it.
That's gross. That's gross. Ok. I gotta agree with it. I
mean I do agree with that part. So what if instead of an entire
class on just cursive, what if we just taught them how to sign their
name. It's called signatures. One oh one. I'm just going to teach
you how to write your name incursive. Yeah, I'm okay with that.
That makes more sense than dedicating a ton of time to learning all the letters.
Right, But shouldn't you be able to read? What if you like,
you get someone's like, look, I got this autographed for you,
and then the people are looking at like, I don't what am I who
autographed this? I don't mean autographs anyways? True, Well some of them
you can? You can? You can? You can, Graham, So
let's talk about this TikTok trend. All right, you guys, it's spooky
dookies. You guys don't know about the spooky apparently on TikTok and I guess
this has been going on for multiple Halloween seasons. But people will post a
video of themselves holding their bottoms as they frantically run into a Spirit Halloween store
to take a spooky appear. I guess the trend is that that people go
to Spirit Halloween stores. I don't think all of them have bathrooms, but
the ones that do. People will head on into spiriteen stores to go number
two. And I've never been in one that has a bathroom. I don't
think. I don't think they have to for customers. That's what you have
kids. You ask everywhere you go if there's a bathroom. Yeah. A
lot of people in the comments are like, mine doesn't have a bathroom.
Some people say because Spirit Halloween stores usually take over some other retailers empty space,
so some of them do some some people said to take their spooky dookie,
they asked to use the employee bathroom, so you just get it done.
But this is uh, people, You guys have never taken a spooky,
stooky. No, you haven't. No, would you ever go at
like a home goods? No? Never before? You've never taken a home
goods? No it does. Does homegoods even have a bathroom? I don't
even think they do. I feel like a lot of stores don't have public
target. I've got no. Once you get that Starbucks in you, yeah,
and you're walking around that store for like an hour, you've got to
go. You ever done one of those cheaty Nope? Yeah, yeah,
I forgot. I'm ready here, I'm ready here. According to Urban Dictionary,
spook, he means or it used to mean going with the lights off.
And that's spooky. That is spooky, and that's a game. Will
you do that? We'll just figet it. Get in the Halloween spirit,
Well, if you want to get it on the trend, post a video
of yourself rushing frantically into a spirit Halloween store. Got it? Thank you?
Graham The JV Show on Wild ninety four, It is a Wild Wednesday,
So let's get our first winner. Wilady for nine. Who's this a
Lisa congratulators? Yeah, congratulations. You're gonna be seeing the Chainsmokers on October
twenty eighth, at the Shoreline app Theater. Congratulations. You know what this
means too, right, you have to start chain smoking. No population,
Lisa, please do not do that. You have to play the JV Show.
You have no game, yep, our trivia game. We're gonna ask
you four questions, get three out of four correct, and you win.
Only this time you already won because you got your change your tickets. So
who gives a part. But let's just play for fun sies. Yes,
there's question number one, Alisa. In the late sixteen hundred's what town in
colonial Massachusetts was known for their persecution of people believed to be witches? Yep,
good job, all right. Question number two. Grandma Nier and Quantro
are two liqueurs that are flavored like what you ever take a shot at Gama
before Grandma? Yeah, no Grandmaier, not your grandma is Grandma? No,
Gma is grand Marnier. Take a shot at GiMA. Well, let
a Lisa settle. This is what is Gama? Take a guess? What
do you think it's flavored like? Right? Oh? Grandmarnier and Quantro are
both flavored like orange oranges. Hey, they put a little Grand Marnier floater
on top of your margarita, your Cadillac margarita. It ain't tasted like grapes.
Yeah, I knew that. Here's question number three. Lebron James.
Lebron James was playing for what team in twenty sixteen when he beat the Golden
State Warriors to win an NBA champion? Too soon? I know? Sorry?
Is it? So? Was he on the Laker? He was still
on the Cavs, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Too soon? I know. We
don't like talking about the Warriors. Blowing that Ron finals is terrible? All
right? Question number four, finish this song lyric and I will sing it
for you for your own benefit. Oh no, for first day of Chris
miss my true love game to me, I'm five golden chickens. What did
you say? That's funny? What's fancy? The correct answer is a partridge
and a pear tree. Everyone knows that line. I think you're looking for
five golden rings, not chickens. Well, at least she had already won.
It's a good point. Yeah, you I'd be coffee in the morning.
Well, you know it's all good. Alisa, Who gives a fart?
You wanted that your tickets on this wild Wednesday you are going to be
checking out the Chainsmokers once again when they come to Shoreline amphitheaters. So congrats
hang on for that winning the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, we
have a birthday shower gram we do. I got a DM and says good
morning Grahma the JV Show Family Mom here sliding into your DMS. I just
want to I want to see if you can wish my son Bentley a happy
eleventh birthday today. We listen to you guys every morning on our way to
school. We're in the car from seven thirty until eight. Happy eleventh birthday,
Papa, Sito, Love Mommy, Jason, Dakota, and Charlie.
So happy birthday to Bentley eleven years old today. Can you remember turning eleven?
It was a big day, but really that's the most important heavy birthday.
Have an amazing day. I'm coming up at eight oh five. We're
going to talk about my wedding. It is this weekend officially, and I'm
struggling with this whole first dance song situation, the one that I wanted my
man just shot down, and I'll go over what that was coming up here
eight oh five. But I've turned it over to my buddies here on the
show and to you. Got you. You can leave us a talk back.
What you think my first dance song should be, Graham, do you
have any suggestions for me? I got one and I'm just gonna play a
little piece of it right here. Is that I checked the weather too soon?
Yes, I'm trying to not cry and try to hold it together.
We'll talk about the weather that it's going to be. Oh no, yeah,
we'll talk about I looked at it two days ago, talk about that
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in the bed. I actually have one more I want to play. We
have to get to Britney Spears memoir because the tea, you guys, is
piping hot. So the book doesn't come out until next week on the twenty
fourth, But TMC is reporting on all these bombshells, right so we already
knew that Brittany was going to talk about everything that happened with their eggs justin
Timberlake, and we know that he was sweating bullets. He was so nervous
to find out what was in this book, and if you miss yesterday's big
bombshell, it was that while they were together, Brittany got pregnant. Now,
I know we have little ones in the car, so I don't need
to, like say the decision that Brittany made. I think we can all
just put two and two together. But it was because Justin pushed her to
come to that conclusion, because he was not ready. So here's the update.
Brittany also says in this book that Justin Timberlake cheated on her with another
celebrity. Now, sadly, Brittany doesn't name drop who it was. Oh,
come on, I know. She says that this woman now has a
family of her own, so she doesn't want to embarrass her. But at
some point the fans, the fans are going to put it together. Yes,
So after Justin cheats, this is the year two thousand and two,
Justin comes out with his song Crime a River, which he admitted he wrote
after a blow up fight with Brittany. Now, for a long time,
the narrative was that Brittany had cheated on him. You know, in the
video he's using a look alike, and that's kind of the narrative they ran
with and Brittany took a lot of heat for that, and maybe she did,
I don't know, but the whole crimea River thing, now, knowing
about the baby news, people are saying that song and video probably not good
for her mental state, the fact that he just seems so careless about everything,
telling her to crimea River. That's like kicking her while she's down.
Yes, And that was right after that, well, not long after Jesus.
Later that year, Brittany released her song every Time, where she seems
to be apologizing for causing pain to someone and there's an accompanying music video and
all that. People thought for the longest it was an apology to Justin Timberlake,
But now looking back, they're wondering if it was more about the baby
that she didn't have, especially because at the end of the video it features
a woman given birth. Oh that's that's a lot heavier of a meaning than
the whole Justine than the whole Justine Timberlake. Yeah, but I'm leaning more
chwards. That's probably what it was, because in the book she says that
she was haunted by that decision four years and years after Oh gosh, I
will say, like, there's so many things that she's probably held on and
just hasn't spoken about. So now I'm even more intrigued, like to read
it. I'm definitely reading the book. I mean it just it goes to
give us a lot more insight into the things that have affected Britney E Spirit's
mental health over the years and why she was acting the way she was acting
exactly. Again, this is only one This is one side of the story,
and I'm curious as a real kind of heavy bombshell that's dropped now and
now he's going to get asked about a lot. I'd be curious to see
what he says about it because he's going to have to address it at some
point, don't you think? Yeah, I feel like he's going to do
a sit down, tell all interview. It's going to be with Oprah or
Jada Pinkett Smith on red table him. But like, what if you know,
what if he thought, if you know, maybe Brittany never let her
feelings be known, that she felt like she was being pressured into that situation
or pushed that direction. What if he felt like they made that decision together
as a couple. You know, I don't know I mean again, we're
Brittany's book is one side, Justin will have his. It's like and what
hope he does actually address it and give some answers. Yeah, the JV
show on Wild nine. All right, So here's the deal. Basically,
my wedding might be ruined. No, check the weather for Cobbo. Why
is it sunny today? It's sunny tomorrow. And then it goes rain,
rain, rain, rain, rain. Basically every damn going to be there,
and then sun sun sun sun sun as soon as I leave. So
basically I'm you know, I don't ask for much. Yeah, I really
don't. I don't ask for much. Sky Daddy. This is for everyone
in the bay to please call in their collectively in the sky Daddy at the
same time, if everyone can, if everyone sky Daddy has entered the chat,
if everyone can add sky Daddy to your group chat, and just please
try to manifest dry skies and no rain for me. Oh, but leave
the clouds. I don't care, leave the clouds, that's fine, right,
Just no rain. Trying to like not cry right now? Is there
a plan in place for your hair? For my hair, it's gonna get
all sopping wet. I mean if it's raining, the whole thing is going
to be moved inside. Oh well, that's what I mean. Is there
a contingency play? Yeah, it would just be moved inside. But ain't
nobody want that? We're a cowbo. Yeah, I want to be out
in the sun. If it rains on your wedding day. I've heard no,
that seems like the worst luck that anyone could ever possibly have. So
again, I don't ask so much. I really don't ask for much.
But if everyone can just manifest no rain, manifesting now, thank you,
and just send dry vibes to me, which I've never I never thought I
would want to my life. I don't know. You don't want to es,
you know, if you're your bedside tonight, a little dry vibes,
some other problems. That's also I want to talk about the first dance situation.
Okay, I had a song in mind and the other day so we
just finalized like everything everything the day before yesterday, right, yeah, gosh,
So I play the first dance song that I had picked for my man.
I was like, I want you to hear it, Like let me
know what you think, because obviously I value his opinion and I'm playing it
off my phone and he is just like silent, and I'm like, so
jokingly, jokingly, I'm like, do you hate it? And he said
yeah, And this was a song that I assume kind of meant something to
you and that you really liked. You put some thought into it, right,
he is a song that meant something to me. Well, it's an
end sync song, Okay, okay, and that means something to me because
obviously, I you know, although I'm only twenty six night no you you
know, you grow I grew up listening to n sync like that was my
boy band, justin Tamperlake, obviously before all the Brittany bombshells, like that
was my guy. It's a good song, I'm not like, but again
it's not my wedding, So my opinion, you also weren't an end seeker,
so it doesn't bring that same nostalgia alert does. So next, I
do want to hear from you listening leave us the talk back. If you
have any first dance song suggestions for me. You can leave a talk back
on the iHeartRadio app the JV Show on Wild ninety four ninety four nine,
the base number one hit music stations. So here's the deal. I know,
I had a wedding a week ago that was just like the legal part
of it because me and AJ we are doing a destination wedding. We're going
to Cabo tomorrow, so I will not sit here on the show. But
because of all the hoops that make you jump through, we're like, you
know what, let's just do it the legal way here and then we'll go
and have a symbolic ceremony and that'll be like the wedding with guests and the
big dress and all of that. And so the other day I play him
what I had chose for our first dance. It was an n Sync song,
and he's like, uh, I hate it. So now I'm starting
from square one and I need song suggestions. Hey, it's Andy from Westimoy
in Iowa. Listen to they all every day. So anyways, a great
first dance wedding song which I was going to have with my husband, but
we didn't have a wedding because it was during COVID We went to the courthouse.
But yeah, anyways, it was going to be Rihanna Love on the
Brain. I feel like that fits you guys very well too, So think
about that Okay, thanks. Oh I love that song. I actually know
that that one. Okay, that's a maybe. I love that song.
Okay, so that is a maybe. Let's run through some other talkbacks here.
Good morning JV Show, Selena. I know you're looking for suggestions,
and I just when I think about you, I think about what you've been
through. We've known you, we've seen you grow up, we've seen you
have Keana, you know, then Anderson and now Calli and and you've been
through a lot. I think we all witnessed that. And when you met
A j I think all of us kind of were like at last. So
I think it's only fitting at last by Eda James. I think about crocs
and sweatpants, and I think it was better. So here we go.
So look, I don't I don't hate it. I'm going to have to
shotgun that one. Not that it's a bad pig, but it just so
I know, but it reminds me of my dad. Okay, it was
like his ringtone. There were a couple of pieces I finally getting that call.
I don't think it was the rington. You know how before you could
call somebody and they would have a song play and like the hold music or
what you hold on. You guys don't know what I'm talking about. Nod
the ringing sound it would play a song. I don't know. I just
know the voicemail. Man, I didn't know about that. Your dad's ahead
of his time. This is the forefront of technic technology. That now I
would I don't think it's a thing now. There were a few people thank
you for that talk back in that that suggestion. It's it is a good
one, and I'm sorry. We can't play everyone's talkbacks because we got so
so many of them. But there were a couple of people that suggested that
song. Let the record show Selena. Okay, let's keep going. Yes
to Heaven. But Londrey is a great wedding song. And if Graham shows
this one down, I will come through here. We'll get it ready just
in case Graham get to talk to ready, you can fire it off.
I gotta be honest. I'm sorry, I'm not a fan. No,
And if you hear the rest of that song, I never I've never even
heard of it. Oh I've heard that song and it is sleepy. That
is the most excited part of that. It gets sleepy. Let's do one
more again. We're looking for my first dance song because the one I picked
my man shot down so fast. So I'm opening it up to you.
Guys. Hi, guys, Hey. A beautiful wedding song for your first
chance is Give You Blue by Alan Stone. Listen to it from top to
bottom. It's beautiful. By the way I met you at Sabrina and Brandon's
wedding. You are the one I told you, you were the one who
made me like crocs. Oh, come on, you're changing the world one
the croc blu s I should hate, I should But anyways, let's see
this or let's listen to this song will give You Blue? Oh my god,
I feel like I like that song, but I apology. I've never
heard it before. I've never heard that one never. I've never heard it.
So I do want to go back and listen to that, But as
of now, that's that's going to be off the list just because it doesn't
have a lot of meaning to me this time. There's a lot of John
Legends suggestions came in over the talk back. There was I want to read
some of these because there were just so many Some songs by Jesse Powell not
familiar with that one. Alicia Keys got mentioned quite a few times her songs.
Yeah, Yeah, do I Do Yes, the Night, Stevie Wonder,
Ribbon in the Sky, Stevie Wonder. There's multiple boys to men suggestions.
Oh yeah, a lot of good suggestions in here, Selene. You
need to go through. Go through the talk back to you guys, everyone
who's waited in Thank you so much. The JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine. So we were just talking about me looking for a first dance song
for my wedding, which is this weekend. I'm flying out to Cabo tomorrow,
so I will not be here on the JV show, Grammy said,
we have a lot of people really hoping I go with this Lana del Ray
song. Yeah. I think people really want you to give it a second
chance. We played a little snippet of it before and you shot it down
right rather quickly, and there are people are saying, no, no,
no, this could be the song. So I loaded a little bit more
of the song so you can hear get a better idea of what it's all
about. Okay, I've got my you, I've got my shots. Just
fell sleep, just fell asleep in his salad plate. Hello, Okay,
right, it's different, but holy naptime, how do people want that to
be your first dance? I'm sorry, WHOA you never need a sleep aid.
You found your song. Talk about the picture and what he said.
Okay, so, I don't know if you guys saw this, but his
retirement announcement video. This is Trevor May. He's a A's relief pitcher.
After ten years in the big leagues, he's hanging it up and now that
he is retired, he's not holding back. So I edited down his announcement
just for length here, but you can hear him announce the retirement and then
he goes in on A's owner John Fisher. It's great. I am officially
announcing my retirement from professional baseball. Now that it's official to the A's organization
and every single person part of it, I love all of you. Set
for one guy. We all know who that guy is. Sell the team,
dude. That's someone who actually like, takes pride in the things they
own. Own something there's actually people give it about the game. Let them
do it. Take mommy and daddy's money somewhere else, or take mommy and
daddy's money somewhere else, and you know, if he's saying this, this
is I'm sure everyone on the team feels his way. I mean everybody,
they do, but they can't say anything because they're under contract with him.
Right. This is one of the more refreshing retirement announcements, probably the best
one I've ever seen, because most of them are along boring thank you to
different organizations and thanking people's names that we've never heard of. But thank you
for saying what we are all thinking. And I just love that. He
calls John Fisher a dork and points out that yes, all his money did
come from mommy and daddy did, and later parts of that announcement he continues
to rail on him for just you didn't earn this money that you've got.
I just love it. It's very very fresh, awesome, Well done,
Trevor Man. We have to move forward. Coming up inside Today's how is
trending at the fifty fives? Are you guys fans of the Kardashians, Who
are you guys? Fans of Meghan Markle and Harry who well, apparently Chris
Jenner has a spot for Megan Markle on The Kardashians show, Say yes to
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Hottest Things. It's all the stuff you need to know, what's hot in
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the Bay. You guys, the Kardashians and Meghan Markle are going to be
joining forces. According to reports, Chris Jenner has hit up Meghan Markel and
Prince Harry to appear on their Hulu show, The Kardashians. I mean,
it kind of makes sense considering all we've heard of Meghan four months now is
that she wants to break into Hollywood. She wants to be in that in
crowd and become a socialite. A source said it's no coincidence that the Kardashians
all move in the same circles as Megan's new circle. It's just a slam
dunk for the two fams to team up. Do you think Meghan Markle paid
him? No, let me on your show? Please? No, Chris
Jenner just written all over it. Yeah. The source said that Chris is
also willing to wait for the long term prize of bringing them into the mainstream,
So for now, short cameo, but that's going to open up the
door for them to maybe be a staple on the show if they all become
besties together, which I think is what she's trying to make happen. Two
questions, Well, one question, really, didn't we decide we were already
sick of Megan Markle and what's his name? Prince Harry? Did we?
And then I'm not fully sick of them? Collectively? Didn't we collectively decide
that we were also sick of the Kardashians. I think I feel like we're
combining the two things that were already sick of. I was leaning towards being
sick of what's her name Megan Meghan. But honestly, if they put it
bring in a little bit of drama with the Kardashians, I mean, I'm
here for it. Maybe I feel like they're gonna be too boring and I
don't know drama she would. But I still do like Megan Marko. I
know a lot of people don't like her. I like her. I just
don't. I don't mind her, but I just thought we were tired of
her. Yeah, their whole storyline, We've gotten enough of it. Yeah,
I'm tired of reality show wood Meghan. I'm not tired of Yet here's
the reality show they should be pitching Taylor and Travis and Jada and Will together
on one show over good stuff there. Oh my god, did you see
Graham? Do you even know who Blueface is? Very very loosely, so
I have refrained from talking about him this entire time, with the whole Chris
Shawn drama and stuff. You know. I never brought it up once in
the JV show because really, who gives a fart, right, But it
can't help that every time I open up Instagram, it's something about Blue Face,
And yesterday it's this inner you that he's in and that he's in,
and the interviewer brings up Megan the Stallion and he says, been there,
done that. He is alleging that he and Meghan the Stallion had relations a
few years ago when they were both like freshmen on the dublic. Sell.
I'm really surprised, I kind of do, because she had something with like
Tory Lanez and then she denied it. And that's what I'm saying. That's
what I told you. Don't judge me. But I was getting a wax
yesterday and we were talking about this. This is what you talk about during
Yeah, we're talking about this, and I was like, I was like,
if she had a thing with Tory Lanez, I don't put anything past
her anymore. Faith is a whole new low. Here's the question I have.
Man, Your Instagram feed is way different than mine, way different stories
about blue They also brought up the name coyl Lora. Same things had been
there, done that. I just don't believe what comes out of his mouth.
Yeah, see, and I didn't at first, But if Meghan had
a thing matory, I mean, who knows at this point. Yeah,
and this is one of the guys from the Blue Man group in Vegas.
Never mind, never mind? All right, grim, what do you haveving
trending? All right? Heat advisory today, you guys, we can see
temperature records broken this afternoon. Temps around the bay are gonna spike well into
the nineties. Tomorrow looks like it'll be even a little bit hotter than today,
So if you're planning on heading to the beach to cool off, you
need to be extra careful. Experts are saying there is a large ocean swell
right now that's going to be pounding our local beaches, and anybody going in
the water needs to be aware of not only that high surf, but also
lots of sneaker waves. They're so much the head car sneaker waves. Sneaker
waves are a wave that like doesn't look like it's gonna be very big,
and then all of sudden's like boom and it rushes way the borro is way
way up onto the beer, you know, washes away all your stuff and
your kids. Yeah, I'm glad you said that. You're scary. Just
a reminder, though, never turn your back on the ocean. That's the
reminder. This little mini heat wave is not gonna stick around for long.
Starting Friday and through the weekend, we're gonna be cooling down quite quite a
bit. And if you're going to Cobbo this weekend, I just checked the
weather report and I'll be honest, it looks like lay your wedding. Yeah
that's my current situation. So we'll see what happened. You know, I'm
hoping it clears up. Weather is always changing, as you know, grandmost
constantly changing. Well, sometimes you were poor one thing and you're you're wrong,
get it flat out wrong. So that's what I'm hoping for. Again,
I need everyone to send their dry vibes my way for my wedding day.
I'm praying for dryness right now, just drying chafy. Thank you.
I appreciate that. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. We are
the JV Show. I'm Selena, I'm Jazz, and I'm cheating. Let's
go to the talkbacks. Now. One thing that we were talking about earlier
was my first dance song for my wedding this weekend. Because the one that
I brought up to my man that I was really hoping that he would just
fall in love with, he said he hated it. Oh, I don't
know how anyone could hate an n Sync song, but whatevs. So I
opened it up to you guys here in the studio and you listening. I
wanted to know what you would suggest for my first dance song. Now,
somebody suggested a song by Lana Delray yep, say Yes to Heaven, Say
Yes to Heaven. And we played it and it wasn't for me. Graham,
you shut it down I think like three three different times something like that.
Minimum Well, the person who suggested that is back on the talks.
This is the guy who recommended the Lonsorey song. I'm really sad you guys
did not like it, but the fact that people were defending the song made
me really happy. And I'm not sure if Graham knowing the lyrics to it
or not while making fun of it makes the song look better or not.
I don't know. I don't know if it's a good thing that he knows
the song. I mean, he's trying to shoot it down, but honestly
knows it. I don't know, Graham. I'm gonna com for you.
Let me let me just say this to him. I've got my ah.
Also, who was defending that song? I don't any my ah you.
I don't remember anyone defending that. Yes, I was good. Well that's
that's the song, and it was not good. So once again, sorry
shot out. We're also talking about how, according to the weather forecast that
I am praying is wrong, it's going to rain this weekend and and it's
only going to rain other days that I'm gonna be there in town right after
that the sun comes right back out and back to your regular call you Graham.
You made a joke about it, definitely manifested. I did. When
we're in commercials earlier this morning, we were talking about Jess was saying this
Slaine, like, you seem so calm, aren't you worried about anything?
It's yours almost to your wedding? And I was like, if I was
gonna be worried about anything, it's that tropical storm that's blowing in. Totally
joking because I checked the weather a couple of days ago and it was sunshine
solid for the next ten days. And then we literally during commercials and it
was rain wedding day. So we have some talkbacks because again I'm asking for
everyone to please send dry vibes my way. Good morning JV Show. Selena
girl, I am so sorry that it might rain for your wedding. My
grandma actually does this rain dance where she hit hides a sock. I'm not
sure how it works, but I know that it does work. So I
will tell my grandma to do the rain dance for you and send you all
the good jujus so it doesn't rain on your big day. Have a good
day, guys. Thank you. Everyone hide their sock, hide your wife,
hide your kids, create a sky daddy, send dry vibes, do
all of the above. Where's Granny hiding the sock one that sounds fucking that
sounds like a dirty joke. And secondly, isn't doing a rain dance that
makes it rain? Granny not to make it? This could be like maybe
there's like an anti rain dance or something. I don't know. It has
to be another one. Let's do one more talk back wedding day and it
was the best day ever because my mother in law didn't show up. Congratulations
on your wedding from Pigs to Kentucky. Oh listener at Kentucky took that off
the list. See right there, you gotta look think positively. I want
everyone to show up. I hope this doesn't affect flights like I need everyone
there. I just need it to not rain. All right, Jess,
what do you want to talk about? I want to know. I want
to know if you guys use girl measuring. So this is like the neo
viral DIY trend that is taking over TikTok girl measuring. So we had girl
math, we had boy math, we had girl dinners, girl dinnerl hammer
cameras. Now girl measuring. And this is pretty much when you use your
arms or your hands to gauge things like room dimensions, wall links, furniture.
I like pieces of furniture. Like let's say you're gonna buy something new
for your home and you're like, you know what, Like, let me
measure it with my arm. It's from the tip of my finger all the
way up until my elbow. I've done that times. Does it work for
you guys though, because people are saying, yeah, they've done it,
but it doesn't really. I'll always start really small, like I'm just trying
to measure like a space, Like okay, it's about this wine and I
have my hands. You try to keep on the exact same position, and
then you walk over to the other. By the time I do that,
they're like ten inches whiter. It works. There are a couple things that
are foolproof, though. You're if you stretch your if you know how tall
you are, which everyone should, and you stretch your arms out like you're
spreading your wings, that distance is the distance of your height. No way,
get a tape measure right now and measure it. That is your that
should be just about exactly your height. So your arms spread out like thatchel
No, there's no way, Yes it is. Get it. Tape measure
out and I don't have one. I also use girl measuring because I know
if I stand in a room and I can touch the ceiling, that ceilings
eight feet, because that's just I just know. So that's like if I
walk into a room and I you know, I can tell you what high
ceiling is. Most ceilings are eight feet, and I'm like, okay,
I stand here and touch the ceilings eight foot ceiling. Graham, you're currently
in the process of building your house, would you be okay with the men
working on the site using girl measuring. It doesn't always work, but everybody,
everybody in construction has done girl measuring before. Yes, because sometimes you're
just in a pinch. You don't have a tape measure, and you'll you
can use you can get creative to measure other things. I mean, you
can use like a nail and then this is gonna sound like that's what she
said, but you could like stick it in a hole if you need to
know how deep like something is, and then you put your fingers at that
mark and then take it out. That's how long this thing needs to be.
You know there are Yeah, everybody in construction has done it at some
point because sometimes a tape measure doesn't work to measure what thing you're you're trying
to do, so I love that it's not just us. I Know The
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