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I want us to talk. I' ve been sent to a book.

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Yesterday I was sharing with some friends. Right now, we will give details

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and tell me about the Pariguayo Manual, which is a book written by Wendell

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Rodríguez and says practical rules to turn
you into a machito and not die in

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the attempt in the introduction, because
the book does one what is called we

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call it an approach of intention,
says the introduction author. I' m

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going to read a few paragraphs.
In recent years, the male population around

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the world has experienced a constant and
progressive faggoting. In the face of this

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situation, the many we still breathe
cannot stand by and watch testosterone disappear between

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gender equality and gay manifestations. Very
well we are still male men who stick

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to the traditional canons of what it
is to be a male men with chest

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hair and who piss on a wall
that we are not willing to let the

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legacy of generations of Casanovas, don
juanes, galanes, pimps and pimps be

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lost in time and space. It
is this legacy that motivates the writing of

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this volume. My intention is to
collect here the secrets of generations and generations

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of those men who have spattered their
lives with various loving touches so that they

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continue those of tosterone where it should
be. Very well, special attention is

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paid to emerging generations to provide them
with guidelines to follow in those situations in

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which they do not find themselves.
What to do young people may seem to

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you that this is their time and
that my carnival happened, that they have

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nothing to learn from a corduroy that
grew up in the eighties or the nineties,

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but they are wrong later they will
realize that the stories are always the

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same. Only actors change. The
Pariguayo Handbook is just that, a manual

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that is based on real experiences that
happened to me and hundreds of friends with

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the same lifestyle. So well gagged
some advice from my mentor and master Francisco,

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the Viper. The one who said
when the river sounds is because water

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attracts, but if it doesn'
t ring, then it doesn' t

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bring water. Wow O. The
book has a series of definitions of Pariguayo,

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et cetera, and all these questions, but then the first thing he

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says in the book. The first
thing you have to realize. And here,

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if I want you to grab pencil
and paper and paper, let'

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s go to attention pencil and paper. This is for men the Paraguayan manual

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because it is good that you say
he realizes whether you are a man or

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not from twelve questions that are posed
here with yours is like a picture,

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if exactly number two, I am
exactly giving you time to settle in and

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write down, because right now we
come with the questions of what your results

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were according to the score you get. There you have your pencil and paper

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question number one or item number one
to see you feel attracted to some woman

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and dare not express her pariguayo status. If you want anything with her,

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at least she must know. He
doesn' t believe his pillow and his

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friends are no choice. Don'
t let me rain with the pillow that

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blows. I like it or tell
a friend she has to find out somehow.

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If she doesn' t know.
You' re a pariguayoriguayas number two.

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You like the romantic songs faggot status. All right, man' s

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not romantic. So, they invented
it for women to keep one under control.

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Yeah. Number three. You buy
him in the three wait for me

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to move this. Number three.
He buys her everything she asks for pariguayo

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ja she works with hair on her
chest and pisses on a wall He buys

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whatever he wants. They never agree
with any gift. Question number four.

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You like to share with your friends. Maricon status. Men only gather to

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drink and talk about their exploits with
women. Sure, of course you don

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' t bird. Number five.
If you agree with gender equality in Pariguayo,

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notice that women only perceive equality when
they have the advantage, says the

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author. Number six. You'
re very selective with the kind of women

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you like. Status eh faggot where
time will realize that what really matters is

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quality, not quantity, not quality
hear number seven. You think a friend

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is a friend, and you respect
her. In time he will realize that

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what really matters tells us there is
no such friendship between men and women.

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Accept it. If she leaves,
you' ll try to do it to

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her. That' s where I
saw the vacubia like that. We discussed

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that a thousand times here, Pila. That' s why it' s

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clear, uh, Pila, that
the woman is that he' s my

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friend. He doesn' t want
to make me my friend. Ejjam Corizana,

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he didn' t take it out
for eight. You' re going

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out with a woman and she'
s inviting a Parisian friend. Of course

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you think of a threesome, she
understands the friend as excuses not to say

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with you. Of course not,
ok ah you repeat the question there.

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You' re going out with a
woman and she' s inviting a Parisian

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friend. Oh, you see a
friend call her and she invites a friend

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who' s going to make a
tribe of her. You three are going

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to go restaurant for a cabin.
He' s bringing it so you can

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' t hear it with you.
Hay invited the friend. Right, right,

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number nine. She met a woman
in a drink and tells her she

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doesn' t have a boyfriend.
She looks good and she likes it and

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she wants to hook up Parisian for
what the fuck. You think you don

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' t have a boyfriend. I
have a dring. She' s confused

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and wonders no. Of course you' re not asking a clear question.

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You know a gondrica woman is already
single, has a boyfriend and and she

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' s hot and she' s
cracking and I have a driang and she

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doesn' t have a boyfriend.
Qu Sted thinks why he doesn' t

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have a boyfriend. Ah, why
she doesn' t have a girlfriend.

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Give him twenty. Then it gets
no, no, don' t put

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it, don' t put it
on and you do or don' t.

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If it doesn' t, people, yes or no, yes or

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no. And number ten. A
friend wants to vote the star and invites

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him to the movies to fish,
drink or whatever on Valentine' s Day,

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bird like you say bird. That' s clear. No explanation is

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needed, says author number eleven of
the penultimate. You get the Louis,

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who identifies himself as anaisa on foot, bird. What do they get there

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that foot? What do you want? No. And another thing. It

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' s always hot. Yeah,
it' s always hot for your talent

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in witchcraft, not fin. You
have to get back to love if I

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have to get back to my s
already. Finally, you agree with the

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sexual regrets and all these modern things. Now the beauty of the simple man

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bird, bird, metrosexuality and other
aromatic herbs. It' s another form

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of faggotry. It' s number
ten. I' m confused, because

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I' ve gone to the movies
with Anthony Birds the two of us then,

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Ahorita, I' m going to
tell you, from the score if

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you didn' t have a match
with any. Coincidences are seven and no

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coincidences. Evidently, it' s
not so right now that I' m

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coming. I made the middle here. That' s where I' m

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going to tell you the result from
the coincidences. The Paraguayan manual as well

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of Mr w r. Rodriguez.
See and we artis the commercial morning.

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After the break. We come with
more here in rhythm for ninety- six

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point five, the best excuse to
get up early on this Friday twenty-

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six, parents' weekend and the
weekend of hope in Venezuela. Amen.

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I' m pessimistic, but I
don' t want to throw optimism at

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Venezuelans the same way. My wish
is for the best to come out for

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you. You know I do it
with two Venezuelans and I was talking to

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one of them and the other,
because he' s the second Venezuelan to

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tell me. I don' t
think Maduro' s gonna win well.

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Maduro is losing National of two thousand
thirteen and always wins