I want us to talk. I' ve been sent to a book.
Yesterday I was sharing with some friends. Right now, we will give details
and tell me about the Pariguayo Manual, which is a book written by Wendell
Rodríguez and says practical rules to turn you into a machito and not die in
the attempt in the introduction, because the book does one what is called we
call it an approach of intention, says the introduction author. I' m
going to read a few paragraphs. In recent years, the male population around
the world has experienced a constant and progressive faggoting. In the face of this
situation, the many we still breathe cannot stand by and watch testosterone disappear between
gender equality and gay manifestations. Very well we are still male men who stick
to the traditional canons of what it is to be a male men with chest
hair and who piss on a wall that we are not willing to let the
legacy of generations of Casanovas, don juanes, galanes, pimps and pimps be
lost in time and space. It is this legacy that motivates the writing of
this volume. My intention is to collect here the secrets of generations and generations
of those men who have spattered their lives with various loving touches so that they
continue those of tosterone where it should be. Very well, special attention is
paid to emerging generations to provide them with guidelines to follow in those situations in
which they do not find themselves. What to do young people may seem to
you that this is their time and that my carnival happened, that they have
nothing to learn from a corduroy that grew up in the eighties or the nineties,
but they are wrong later they will realize that the stories are always the
same. Only actors change. The Pariguayo Handbook is just that, a manual
that is based on real experiences that happened to me and hundreds of friends with
the same lifestyle. So well gagged some advice from my mentor and master Francisco,
the Viper. The one who said when the river sounds is because water
attracts, but if it doesn' t ring, then it doesn' t
bring water. Wow O. The book has a series of definitions of Pariguayo,
et cetera, and all these questions, but then the first thing he
says in the book. The first thing you have to realize. And here,
if I want you to grab pencil and paper and paper, let'
s go to attention pencil and paper. This is for men the Paraguayan manual
because it is good that you say he realizes whether you are a man or
not from twelve questions that are posed here with yours is like a picture,
if exactly number two, I am exactly giving you time to settle in and
write down, because right now we come with the questions of what your results
were according to the score you get. There you have your pencil and paper
question number one or item number one to see you feel attracted to some woman
and dare not express her pariguayo status. If you want anything with her,
at least she must know. He doesn' t believe his pillow and his
friends are no choice. Don' t let me rain with the pillow that
blows. I like it or tell a friend she has to find out somehow.
If she doesn' t know. You' re a pariguayoriguayas number two.
You like the romantic songs faggot status. All right, man' s
not romantic. So, they invented it for women to keep one under control.
Yeah. Number three. You buy him in the three wait for me
to move this. Number three. He buys her everything she asks for pariguayo
ja she works with hair on her chest and pisses on a wall He buys
whatever he wants. They never agree with any gift. Question number four.
You like to share with your friends. Maricon status. Men only gather to
drink and talk about their exploits with women. Sure, of course you don
' t bird. Number five. If you agree with gender equality in Pariguayo,
notice that women only perceive equality when they have the advantage, says the
author. Number six. You' re very selective with the kind of women
you like. Status eh faggot where time will realize that what really matters is
quality, not quantity, not quality hear number seven. You think a friend
is a friend, and you respect her. In time he will realize that
what really matters tells us there is no such friendship between men and women.
Accept it. If she leaves, you' ll try to do it to
her. That' s where I saw the vacubia like that. We discussed
that a thousand times here, Pila. That' s why it' s
clear, uh, Pila, that the woman is that he' s my
friend. He doesn' t want to make me my friend. Ejjam Corizana,
he didn' t take it out for eight. You' re going
out with a woman and she' s inviting a Parisian friend. Of course
you think of a threesome, she understands the friend as excuses not to say
with you. Of course not, ok ah you repeat the question there.
You' re going out with a woman and she' s inviting a Parisian
friend. Oh, you see a friend call her and she invites a friend
who' s going to make a tribe of her. You three are going
to go restaurant for a cabin. He' s bringing it so you can
' t hear it with you. Hay invited the friend. Right, right,
number nine. She met a woman in a drink and tells her she
doesn' t have a boyfriend. She looks good and she likes it and
she wants to hook up Parisian for what the fuck. You think you don
' t have a boyfriend. I have a dring. She' s confused
and wonders no. Of course you' re not asking a clear question.
You know a gondrica woman is already single, has a boyfriend and and she
' s hot and she' s cracking and I have a driang and she
doesn' t have a boyfriend. Qu Sted thinks why he doesn' t
have a boyfriend. Ah, why she doesn' t have a girlfriend.
Give him twenty. Then it gets no, no, don' t put
it, don' t put it on and you do or don' t.
If it doesn' t, people, yes or no, yes or
no. And number ten. A friend wants to vote the star and invites
him to the movies to fish, drink or whatever on Valentine' s Day,
bird like you say bird. That' s clear. No explanation is
needed, says author number eleven of the penultimate. You get the Louis,
who identifies himself as anaisa on foot, bird. What do they get there
that foot? What do you want? No. And another thing. It
' s always hot. Yeah, it' s always hot for your talent
in witchcraft, not fin. You have to get back to love if I
have to get back to my s already. Finally, you agree with the
sexual regrets and all these modern things. Now the beauty of the simple man
bird, bird, metrosexuality and other aromatic herbs. It' s another form
of faggotry. It' s number ten. I' m confused, because
I' ve gone to the movies with Anthony Birds the two of us then,
Ahorita, I' m going to tell you, from the score if
you didn' t have a match with any. Coincidences are seven and no
coincidences. Evidently, it' s not so right now that I' m
coming. I made the middle here. That' s where I' m
going to tell you the result from the coincidences. The Paraguayan manual as well
of Mr w r. Rodriguez. See and we artis the commercial morning.
After the break. We come with more here in rhythm for ninety- six
point five, the best excuse to get up early on this Friday twenty-
six, parents' weekend and the weekend of hope in Venezuela. Amen.
I' m pessimistic, but I don' t want to throw optimism at
Venezuelans the same way. My wish is for the best to come out for
you. You know I do it with two Venezuelans and I was talking to
one of them and the other, because he' s the second Venezuelan to
tell me. I don' t think Maduro' s gonna win well.
Maduro is losing National of two thousand thirteen and always wins