WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.600 I personally don't think I need to go to the doctor. But you know 2 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:06.400 that's a whole story, right you should. I think we're good and hope 3 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:13.080 you're ready because it's time. Awhere, she's about to get weird. He 4 00:00:13.199 --> 00:00:17.519 prepared for it to get weird. Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's getting 5 00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:22.879 weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's 6 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:25.879 get it? Where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get 7 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:32.399 weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening to the 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:38.799 one hundred and fifty ninth episode Let's Get Weird. Hoody needs to go to 9 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.920 the doctor edition, but he doesn't want to. Also, my name is 10 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:45.039 Hoodie, I'm married. Every week we come together give you the weird stories 11 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:48.479 from our lives, the world, the globes, the streets, the strew 12 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:53.159 skies above, and the internets. And I also just remembered, I don't 13 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:55.840 think any of us followed up with that lady who said she needed us to 14 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:58.399 wait by the door for her to get back in. This is not my 15 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:02.399 problem. That's another radio. You're just waiting on someone to let her in, 16 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:07.519 trying to reunite with her child that's in the studio. Was a band 17 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:10.480 mom, like he's the mom of that band or something. I think that 18 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:15.439 was not the I think that was like the promoter of the Mannier Manier man 19 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:19.079 manager managers, like, what's a man here? Man? So well, 20 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:23.120 we're talking about hospitals, your boy, it's insurance time front. Fact. 21 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:26.040 If you're an adult. If you're not, hey, if you're under the 22 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:30.079 age of twenty six, don't worry about it till you're twenty six because open 23 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:34.079 enrollment stops everybody his job. And we're figuring that out right together. No, 24 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:37.519 I already figured it. I figured it mine out too. You need 25 00:01:37.599 --> 00:01:41.200 to the doctor and go figure it out. I did the math. You 26 00:01:41.359 --> 00:01:45.000 check your face. I paid on for contacts last year. I'm fine with 27 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:48.000 just the one insurance revision, not double insurance. Come on, maybe? 28 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:53.560 Oh because why because technically if you put in the fees we pay every month, 29 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:56.879 it doesn't even out there. You go, got that baby, you're 30 00:01:57.040 --> 00:02:00.000 so you are impressive? Yeah, because it's your pay thirty bucks a month, 31 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:05.799 but you're saving one fifty there's twelve months. Like, dude, man, 32 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:08.199 I just love you. Andrew? How you you like break things down. 33 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:10.120 I figured it out. I mean, that's what you got to do. 34 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:13.360 With these insurance games. You know they're doing it. They're like, 35 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:16.000 oh, they'll just do it because he needs it. Well, but life 36 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:19.400 insurance, though I did, I did more. It gets my money. 37 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:23.479 My mom gets twenty cents on the dollar. Yeah, but all more raised 38 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:27.680 up. But you got raised up because we're engaged now. Next year ninety 39 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:30.680 percent for her. But like the double dental, I'd do it because when 40 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:35.680 I had a root canal taken out, the one took over the one had 41 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:38.560 been used up, so then the other one paid for it. So I 42 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:39.599 think, I know this is gonna be a lot of insurance grass, but 43 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:44.240 hey, that's what this podcast is about. Sar Weird Stories is my dentist. 44 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:46.840 When I had the double, he would only be like, yeah, 45 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:49.400 well, I'm only gonna take one today, but I why not take both? 46 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:53.120 Right? The only times they cancel out? Right, they sometimes they 47 00:02:53.159 --> 00:02:54.759 cancel out and then it doesn't help you. But then sometimes it does help 48 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:58.479 you and they're like, oh you've got too. I want to switch going 49 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:01.800 to dentists because the one uh dental high genis I go to every time. 50 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:06.560 She like gets in there and it hurts, like that makes you just have 51 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:09.199 sensitive as you know how says as teeth because I've been using this nice news 52 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:14.919 toothbrush and my teeth be white, be shiny. You know, maybe you 53 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:16.560 just got wimp pass teeth, so you got win pass gums. You know 54 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:20.000 what I'm saying, You got them gummy. But she gets in there like, 55 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:22.840 ah, like she's yanking me. She's like ah, yeah, like 56 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:27.080 no, that is aggressive. Yeah, like she's like yanky. I feel 57 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:29.719 like I'm in a saw track in your face, like I'm in a saw 58 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:34.159 trap, Like I'm getting that's not good. I My guy is very gentle 59 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:38.120 and uh but he loves the talk whispers, sweet nothing. He loves the 60 00:03:38.159 --> 00:03:40.719 t And I'm like sitting here like I can't answer. How am I going 61 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:44.439 to answer? Can I tell you that more is? I don't know what 62 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:47.639 I told you. She's jealous about me saying sweet whispers. I thought it 63 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:53.560 was the kisses she got mad sweet kisses and whispers, sweet wisers of nothing. 64 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:57.639 Look, Mara, this man love right here. It's been there's some 65 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:02.120 ish, Okay, we have been there, some battles we have we were 66 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:06.479 hardened together. Have you ever won You watched New Girl, right, yeah, 67 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:10.319 but like not like I mean, yes, I watched. We're like 68 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:13.120 rewatching it, I think for the first time, like fully, and they 69 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:16.759 had this episode where Schmid, Winston and h Nick go to the spot to 70 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:23.959 get their downstairs waxed and nothing more to bring it together like war getting it 71 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:30.240 take wax together with your men. What a great show and it's wild is 72 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:33.079 that I think that shows like ended so long ago? No I twenty eighteen, 73 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:36.759 Like did you ended twice? Remember it did? Yeah? It had 74 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:41.839 two different mess ups with Fox where they like yanked it off the air and 75 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:44.800 then everybody wanted it back, and then it came back and then it finally 76 00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:49.879 had a series finale. It like got canceled and then it came back anti 77 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.920 climactic ending I see here. Oh no, there was definitely like a whirl 78 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:57.680 like it ended. But then they did the time jump season, which I 79 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:01.079 haven't gotten to yet, kind of like where Schmid has the kid so it's 80 00:05:01.160 --> 00:05:03.399 like five years or whatever. No, no, no, no, it 81 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:06.959 was like, excuse me, they were it was like in the third season 82 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:11.240 or whatever, and then it stopped and then I remember people being like they 83 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:14.319 wanted it back. It just didn't get good ratings or something, but you 84 00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:16.920 had it had a great ground swell of people wanting it back. It's good, 85 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:20.079 it is. It breaks me joy. And now that I'm in my 86 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:26.120 thirties, I understand it even more now. How because they're in their thirties 87 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:30.759 in the show what Okay? Makes sense now because I get it? How 88 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:33.839 did you not get it before? That was in my twenties. Then when 89 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:36.720 when Smid was twentynine, I'm like, I felt that two years ago. 90 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:42.519 Last year, Really that's what you felt? Oh my god? Oh can 91 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:46.759 I tell you Mara, she's gotten the age now and I knew it was 92 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:48.399 gonna hit her eventually, kept making fun of me of taking the tones and 93 00:05:48.439 --> 00:05:51.199 all the other things I take. She had to take it the other day 94 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:56.720 and granted we were out, we were out sense eating eating food that not 95 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.639 the best, that's awful, didn't look good. Yeah, I think that's 96 00:05:59.639 --> 00:06:01.639 what did it. And she's like, I need like an you want my 97 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:05.120 pills and she took on. I was like, ha ha, I knew 98 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:10.560 twenty nine and a half that's what it would be right there, gotcha? 99 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.480 Your body dies out of twenty nine and a half. Everything else. So 100 00:06:13.519 --> 00:06:15.839 I was just keeping alive. The engine stop, You're just trying to keep 101 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:18.959 the car going in neutral. Can you really please go to a doctor? 102 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:25.240 Yeah? Go please? Okay Mom, does your mom listen not to this 103 00:06:25.319 --> 00:06:30.759 one? Oh, because she listens. I told her this one for really, 104 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:32.959 Grandma, I have don't listen this one. It's not that bad. 105 00:06:33.439 --> 00:06:40.600 Sometimes she's gonna be to learn about taint waxing and the misconnections. Oh god, 106 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:45.839 that's an interesting conversation for Christmas. Yeah, it is speaking up holidays, 107 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:49.560 O Halloween this weekend, we survived. You barely survived, barely survived? 108 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:54.639 Were all hurt? Yeah, because I was right around like an idiot, 109 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:58.879 getting you guys all situated at the bar because it was ma, Ma, 110 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:00.560 I'm pulling you in with the rest of them. Okay, Well, 111 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.240 I just wanted a pretzel which was handed right, and I got you got 112 00:07:03.279 --> 00:07:06.480 two of them. I ate one of them. I got you two of 113 00:07:06.519 --> 00:07:10.040 them, so the other one was sat there and I was like, I 114 00:07:10.079 --> 00:07:13.399 didn't ask for a second pretzels. Well, they gave us two and it 115 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:17.279 was relegated to the background when the came out. It really was I didn't 116 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:19.800 have any mom if you're listening to this one randomly. No, whoku fudd 117 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:23.759 your boy. I keep these clean. Yeah, you need to keep those 118 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:31.000 LUNs. I got it was all the laughing, I do, no, 119 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:35.399 but uh it was fun. I'm glad everybody came out and enjoyed themselves. 120 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:41.240 And you know you stole Molly's bumblebee glasses. I did for a second there, 121 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:43.920 and that was cool. I met a bunch of people. I also 122 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.480 wanted to make a retreat there to kick out a bunch of people from the 123 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:49.360 table. Him many Yoda were Hi, Manyn Yoda. Now I'm gonna ask 124 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:53.839 you this question. You told us before we had just the one table, 125 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:57.639 but our group really just took over the second spot for the other table. 126 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:01.240 Did we have that spot or no? No, I mean we took over. 127 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:03.560 Yeah, but then the table then that table next to that other table 128 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:07.399 kind of took it over to for a little bit because it was we got 129 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:11.680 a little weird happens when there's like an empty space over the empty take it 130 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:13.800 over. I also just wanted to sit I just wanted to sit at that 131 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:18.079 other table, but I couldn't. No one there's also that I know it's 132 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:22.000 more of a public thing. But there's the one it's like in the middle 133 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:24.839 of the aisle. I guess you can say I hate that one. Yeah, 134 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:26.959 I don't know why they set that one up, and it's just it's 135 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:31.519 like it's more patting, I guess to get in and out for everybody, 136 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:35.320 like the VIP areas, which makes sense too. Yeah, I don't know. 137 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:37.159 It's just like they always I do it last minute to sell. You 138 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:39.559 know, you don't want to have you got you got lance, You've got 139 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:43.120 real estate there, Why not make money off that real estate? So they 140 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:46.440 do it. I think it's do you see any well I like to call 141 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:52.679 Puky Macgooki's or off the clock I did see when I left. I mean 142 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:56.720 there was DC streets were wild man that on Saturday night. I'm gonna check 143 00:08:56.200 --> 00:09:01.559 because that uber probably was going to be at least one hundred dollars seven o'clock 144 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:05.799 finally, definitely, and they closed off most of M Street look like eight 145 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:09.720 Street, and then that's probably where I got the nail. That was probably 146 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:15.000 Saturday night because uh Park and they were doing work on Jefferson. So that's 147 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:16.080 that's why I gotta go do now? Is I gotta quickly do this, 148 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:20.679 go see Max for his Halloween thing, and then go check my tires, 149 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:24.240 and then I think I'm just gonna go get candy because they don't have any 150 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:26.519 candies. There's there's a whole bag in the kitchen if you just want to 151 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:31.480 take the kitchen people, that's the kids here, Like what do you mean 152 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:37.919 you children for him and Yoder? You take the snicker bars that are there, 153 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:43.720 You split them up in half, eat an open snicker bar. Hoods 154 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:46.759 creepy, by the way, I haven't really seen a lot of like or 155 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:50.360 maybe she's I don't watch a lot of news anymore. Back in the day, 156 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:52.519 they'd always talk about like watch out with your candy. It could be 157 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:58.279 poisoned. There could be razor blades. I feel like I think the thing 158 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:01.279 is now is you don't need razor lades are poison You just need a peanut 159 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:05.159 or like all them there's something in it and they can kill your child. 160 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:09.159 Like that's the thing Like gross on the show talked about there's like you can 161 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:15.039 sign up anative Halloween thing, which is cool. Do you know what houses 162 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:18.200 to go to that you can get candy in case your kid's allergic or something 163 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:24.600 else. So I gotta figure out what I'm gonna get a lot. I 164 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:26.279 got a busy and I got a mountain of closed to fold today too that 165 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:30.639 I need to fold because I did all my laundry and instead of folding, 166 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.960 while everything was doing washing, I was watching Dacoma FTVM, watch kids in 167 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:37.759 your neighborhood by the line there are they're sneaking, but they're like they're in 168 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:41.600 that weird like ten to fourteen. Oh, we don't have any in our 169 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:45.720 like little apartment complex at least start building, so it's not even worth it. 170 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:46.919 So I'm kind of worried if I just put the bucket out, they're 171 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:50.159 just gonna take the bucket. But I remember when I lived there, like 172 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:56.679 ten years ago, there was no kids, and then because they're all like 173 00:10:56.759 --> 00:11:00.799 in their twenties and those people stayed there, now they have kids probably. 174 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:03.360 I also found out too that I had a resign my lease that a lot 175 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:07.399 of people do month to month lease is there is that the new thing to 176 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:11.879 do is like just go month to month and just expensive it is. It's 177 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:16.200 only another one hundred dollars more on top of the lease to do month a 178 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:20.720 month. Not too bad. I think it's just because everyone like the city's 179 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:24.440 so transient, and so it's just like, well, I might be here 180 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.759 for four months because I'm working for Amazon, but Amazon might fire me five 181 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:31.279 months, so you know Amazon, what about you? I mean you guys 182 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:37.039 did another year lest Yeah, we in our area. It's still sort of 183 00:11:37.559 --> 00:11:43.039 like, oh, it's thirteen months, fourteen months, And it sucks because 184 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.600 we have to think because we're in Fairfax, of like strategically when to people 185 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:50.440 move in, for like George Mason, because we're in Fairfax, because that's 186 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:56.840 usually when it gets more expensive or it's less availability either way. But I 187 00:11:56.879 --> 00:12:01.039 think we're trying to move. We're like, we're legit moving closer, Like 188 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:03.960 where this is the last time we're in Fairfax. We'll be somewhere closer. 189 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:09.600 That's not fair No, you won't Arlington. Maybe why do you go to 190 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:13.159 Arlington? Why not? Why come to Maryland? Just come to my side. 191 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:18.679 I don't like that you two are Virginians. Arlington's close. I would 192 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.480 still be a lot quicker for me to get public Okay, how often are 193 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:24.759 we going to public hoods? Well, if I live closer and it was 194 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:28.879 near a metro, we shouldn't go ahead often because I can't handle it. 195 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:33.279 My body can't handle it. Oh but he goes the Happy Hour every day, 196 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.759 not every day, not every day, just every other day on Wednesdays 197 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:43.159 and Tuesdays. Yeah, it's common. Pull Eric string I have Max. 198 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:48.559 I can't really, that's my string. If you pulled my string, moor 199 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:50.840 so I can't do it. No, no, no no, I gotta 200 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:56.519 get Teddy there. I don't worry about Teddy. Can't do anything without Tirty, 201 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:03.080 that's right. Casts what's my other one? My normal day of one? 202 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:07.759 What is your other one? Up? Any? Stopped doing that for 203 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:09.879 a while because you all made fun of me. Then I brought it back, 204 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:22.279 Irony, what Eric should be? Pain of thing sounds terrible? Why 205 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:26.639 the way the paint of thing sounds like a terrible Well, we'll see. 206 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:28.440 Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't. I highly doubt it will because there's 207 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:33.600 like live animals involved. So I could take a panda. I don't think 208 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:37.559 you could. How much do you think of pandaas like at a baby panda 209 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:45.440 or an adult? Full time punds? Adult full one hundred and fifty pounds, 210 00:13:45.480 --> 00:13:48.840 that's it, No way, they're pretty big, one hundred and fifty 211 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:52.960 to two hundred eighty is the rain? Oh okay, definitely take them on 212 00:13:54.360 --> 00:14:01.080 press up, yeah, them up and down the lands on max, I'll 213 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:05.720 get them off of your maxic max. They look pretty well. I saw 214 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:09.639 them this year. What do you mean max with the zoo. They look 215 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:15.120 pretty big. They didn't look that small. What did you think there? 216 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:18.120 Bench press a panda? I mean, why not? This is let's get 217 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:20.960 weird, you know what I mean. That's why you love us, That's 218 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:24.000 why you appreciate this. Associated well, we're on this topic. Bench press. 219 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:26.360 What's your max bench press? Right now? Oh? To twenty five? 220 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:28.440 All right? And the bench press in case you don't know what that 221 00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:33.919 is, because you have been a bar it's the one you typical lift push 222 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:37.840 it up off her chest, a straight bar whatever that weighs forty five pounds, 223 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:39.960 and then your pounds on there, and then you add your weight on 224 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:43.600 top of the forty five pound bar. And if you're in two days back 225 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.559 in high school, you started with just the bar and you impressed everyone when 226 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:50.279 they put five's on it. People like, wow, hood, he could 227 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:52.720 do forty five. I didn't know I could do this. This is the 228 00:14:52.720 --> 00:15:01.480 first time I've ever experienced this s guy in high school. He was shorter, 229 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:05.039 he was like five to five, said, little arms, so he 230 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:07.480 could do three fifteen really, but it wasn't that wasn't that far of a 231 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:11.759 distance because his arms are so short. So it's just like a quick little 232 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:15.519 pep And everyone's like, where'd you go? You did three fifteen four times? 233 00:15:15.519 --> 00:15:16.799 And I was like, yeah, but look at this. His arm 234 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:20.080 is from my elbow in my fan, Like, come on, it's not 235 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:22.360 that long of a you know, he doesn't have a long arm. Now, 236 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:26.200 a tiger long arm. Could you bench press a tiger? No? 237 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:31.320 From two twenty to six hundred and sixty pounds. No. Have you seen 238 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:35.320 some of those tiktoks of guys that have ligers and tigers that oh my, 239 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:39.200 oh my, and they just lay on them. The tigers will just lay 240 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:43.759 on them. Yeah, it's a wild What other animal do you think you 241 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:48.799 could baite bench bench press? I don't know. I mean ostrich maybe nope? 242 00:15:48.919 --> 00:15:54.440 Maybe maybe? All right, I can get what's another popular? Can't 243 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:58.080 be the first bench at the worst you can get goat. An adult goat 244 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:02.320 can weigh up to two hundred and fifty pounds, And now people are buying 245 00:16:02.799 --> 00:16:06.879 mini goats. Have you seen that many mini microgats or something like that. 246 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:11.720 Yeah, look at mini goats, many goat Yeah, look at those America. 247 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:18.720 But you can buy them hoods as a pet? Is that where you're 248 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:19.799 going to get Max? Do? I? Look? What do you get 249 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:22.240 Max? A dog? I'm never gonna get Max a dog when he's in 250 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:25.759 middle school. Never, I can take care of it. Unless I can 251 00:16:25.840 --> 00:16:29.960 have a house with a partner and Max a little bit older. Then I'll 252 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:34.159 think about getting a pet pet because I don't have time. I hate being 253 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:37.360 I get mad when you always have to pull the Teddy card and when Jona's 254 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.360 pulled a chewy card. I don't want to be that hypocrite that now has 255 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:42.759 to pull that card. Well, we have small dogs. If you get 256 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:48.679 a bigger dog, the bladders are bigger, obviously, train them and they 257 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:52.240 can learn how to be longer alone than they're crazy. Teddy's good. I 258 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:53.399 just don't want them to have to be alone the whole time. You know, 259 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:59.120 Hey, Teddy, we were going seven hours on Saturday. He was 260 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:02.919 fine. Okay, Yeah, it's just separation, anxiety, all that good 261 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:07.039 stuff that you're having. Teddy's having, that's your I could tell Teddy doesn't 262 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:10.720 eat until we're there. He's a social leader. It's because you guys are 263 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:15.559 always with him. That's probably not me. Not me. Don't be blaming 264 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:22.400 me for that. I am to blame you for that. It is your 265 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:29.640 house with your fiance is Morris House. More runs the place. More is 266 00:17:29.680 --> 00:17:33.720 the I'm just the caretaker. This is true. I'm miss the filch of 267 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:41.440 Hogwarts. She owns Hogwarts though Harry Potter. I can rewatch Harry Potter all 268 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:45.000 day long. You don't watch to come after or what? Maybe you liking 269 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:48.319 it? Now? What is it? Maybe not do that? In my 270 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:56.680 studio I heard it? It was nasty? Wasn't nat? Back to come 271 00:17:56.960 --> 00:18:03.079 D's on True TV? It's two of the guys super troopers Farva and they 272 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:07.599 got the mustache. They are firefighters, Tacobin, Washington, the white guy 273 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:11.720 with the mustache, they mustaches. They all the white guy get shot in 274 00:18:11.799 --> 00:18:15.359 the deck with the with the with the cod piece on. I don't remember 275 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:22.880 you spos shot. I remember I remember beer Fest that was on TV all 276 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:27.480 the time. He's the Jewish character in beer Fest, the doctor. What's 277 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:32.799 he's a frog scientist? The frogs. You're about to say something different. 278 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:36.240 But he figured out to the dost boot that's what he figured out. And 279 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:37.759 that too, I know the Jew. What the hell was his name in 280 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:44.400 that movie? Too? Thinkle, not thinkle? Oh damn. Anyways, 281 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:56.799 stop pretty. You know what that means. It's time for some to get 282 00:18:56.839 --> 00:19:00.759 cut off. There. Oh I love it. You love to get anything 283 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:03.880 wrong on that. I don't know why you have that open sweetheart, you 284 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:11.160 look just in case. Well, let's time for some misconnections. Aaron's going 285 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.279 to talk about this show that I haven't seen, so I'm like, oh, 286 00:19:14.359 --> 00:19:18.799 yeah, cool, that's great. Love your Firefighters show? Is it 287 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:22.480 actually this is a good question because it was on True TV. Is it 288 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:26.160 like censored or is it I don't know. I watched it. Did they 289 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:30.160 say curse words and stuff? They say curse words and HBO Max, But 290 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:32.640 like if you watch it on TV and I've never seen on TV, I've 291 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:37.599 only spinged two seasons on HBO Max Spinge sponge the three seasons. Apparently there's 292 00:19:37.720 --> 00:19:42.440 fourth season right now. Guy trying to be like creative and bring something to 293 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:45.799 the table, and you just brought something to the table. What it's your 294 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:51.079 personality? I'm proud of you for everyone needs to tell everyone to listen, 295 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:53.240 and let's get weird and pass it on because we need more listeners. It 296 00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:57.759 on. Please pass the lessons you learned from NBC. Pass it on the 297 00:19:57.880 --> 00:20:03.559 more you know, boob, All right, Miss connections, you know what 298 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:07.279 it is. We real miss connections round the d MB Washington, DC dot 299 00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:11.559 Craigslist dot org. These ones they horny, it's Halloween. Let's face it. 300 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:18.079 First, one up recipe testing in Hyattsville, Z. Do you remember 301 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:22.039 what we talked about. I'm still interested in getting together and tasting your recipe. 302 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:27.920 You know I love it. I hope you see this heat yep in 303 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:33.119 Hyatsville, Hyatsville. Next one ab d L Woodbrook, which we learned is 304 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:40.720 what Eric, oh god, what is it? Adult adult baby adult baby 305 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:47.680 diaper something lover gooper. I'm looking for someone something different. If you know 306 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:52.680 what ab DL is, then let's chat slash meet we do so we can 307 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:57.640 meet them. I'm currently just a DL with some adult and I'm looking for 308 00:20:57.759 --> 00:21:03.759 someone that is into this and to change what I'm currently wearing. You're in 309 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:08.880 a dirty diaper? What the hell? People? Excuse me? I myself 310 00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:12.559 a man, a little m chubby side I love stuff. I have stuff, 311 00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:15.119 so no need to provide. I just need a place for this to 312 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:21.039 happen. Looking to do this vetty vetty soon. The hood Bridge deal city 313 00:21:21.240 --> 00:21:25.759 makes sense. Next one, getting a kicks in in Alexandria. I'm missing 314 00:21:25.839 --> 00:21:29.279 the young lady I met in the Metro. I'd like to kick some balls 315 00:21:29.319 --> 00:21:33.240 around. Would love to chap more. I'm an Alexandria near the Metro. 316 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:37.200 Should have snapped up your offer. Let's get the balls rolling while the weather's 317 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:40.839 good and the other ladies want to join in. The more of the merrier. 318 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:47.480 There seems to be a pet up demand for this bb ball boy bullbastard. 319 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:52.680 Yeah, there you go. Teacher miss seeing his teacher's pet Hyattsville. 320 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:56.920 Just to be clear, I'm a man and the person I'm trying to reconnect 321 00:21:56.960 --> 00:22:02.039 with is a female. I met here here on Craigslist. You responded to 322 00:22:02.119 --> 00:22:07.680 my ad for kinky sub not a substitute, teacher, a submissive submissive. 323 00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:10.839 I've lost track of your contact in, but would love to get in touch 324 00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:15.200 again. Two zero two four zero Oh that is his phone number? Text 325 00:22:15.319 --> 00:22:22.519 me nope, Hey wait, I'm missing a number. Two oh, you're 326 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:26.680 right? Six three. I got it. That's ten numbers. It's ten 327 00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:33.440 numbers. Okay, it's ten numbers. It's seven. Oh too far? 328 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:36.920 Oh okay, that's what I never say. Two four zero say says two 329 00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:41.680 four zero? That guy? All right? Next one Rosie Starfish DC Starfish. 330 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:47.359 You were fun kirvying into sitting and feeding and having a good time. 331 00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:52.839 Open and reconnect to open things up again. I don't know what they're opening 332 00:22:52.640 --> 00:23:00.880 starting next our last one makeout Buddies, McLean's Tyson. Any ladies want to 333 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:03.920 make out? That's it? That's it. Oh, there's an address sixteen 334 00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:07.319 hundred Anderson. Where's that? Where's that? Is that? By you? 335 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:11.759 I mean you highlighted everything right, you know, you know, you know 336 00:23:12.359 --> 00:23:21.200 mappen next hundred doesn't exist, so we're here. Okay, cool, that's 337 00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:25.400 the Tysons. But that was your misconnections for the week. Eric has to 338 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:30.680 go find his son in the Halloween costume Halloween Praye Halloween Parade, and I 339 00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:34.119 feel like I've a hair in my throat now ah, sorry, let's send 340 00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:37.599 an episode on that. You know you can follow me, Andrew Hoodie with 341 00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:42.720 a Y. You can follow Eric, mister Eric b that's Mark r Icy 342 00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:48.440 don't leave it on my table kV. Always remember it's okay to be weird 343 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:52.000 and growing and sexy. Yeah, it got weird, didn't it. Yeah.