I personally don't think I need to go to the doctor. But you know
that's a whole story, right you should. I think we're good and hope
you're ready because it's time. Awhere, she's about to get weird. He
prepared for it to get weird. Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's
get it? Where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get
weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening to the
one hundred and fifty ninth episode Let's Get Weird. Hoody needs to go to
the doctor edition, but he doesn't want to. Also, my name is
Hoodie, I'm married. Every week we come together give you the weird stories
from our lives, the world, the globes, the streets, the strew
skies above, and the internets. And I also just remembered, I don't
think any of us followed up with that lady who said she needed us to
wait by the door for her to get back in. This is not my
problem. That's another radio. You're just waiting on someone to let her in,
trying to reunite with her child that's in the studio. Was a band
mom, like he's the mom of that band or something. I think that
was not the I think that was like the promoter of the Mannier Manier man
manager managers, like, what's a man here? Man? So well,
we're talking about hospitals, your boy, it's insurance time front. Fact.
If you're an adult. If you're not, hey, if you're under the
age of twenty six, don't worry about it till you're twenty six because open
enrollment stops everybody his job. And we're figuring that out right together. No,
I already figured it. I figured it mine out too. You need
to the doctor and go figure it out. I did the math. You
check your face. I paid on for contacts last year. I'm fine with
just the one insurance revision, not double insurance. Come on, maybe?
Oh because why because technically if you put in the fees we pay every month,
it doesn't even out there. You go, got that baby, you're
so you are impressive? Yeah, because it's your pay thirty bucks a month,
but you're saving one fifty there's twelve months. Like, dude, man,
I just love you. Andrew? How you you like break things down.
I figured it out. I mean, that's what you got to do.
With these insurance games. You know they're doing it. They're like,
oh, they'll just do it because he needs it. Well, but life
insurance, though I did, I did more. It gets my money.
My mom gets twenty cents on the dollar. Yeah, but all more raised
up. But you got raised up because we're engaged now. Next year ninety
percent for her. But like the double dental, I'd do it because when
I had a root canal taken out, the one took over the one had
been used up, so then the other one paid for it. So I
think, I know this is gonna be a lot of insurance grass, but
hey, that's what this podcast is about. Sar Weird Stories is my dentist.
When I had the double, he would only be like, yeah,
well, I'm only gonna take one today, but I why not take both?
Right? The only times they cancel out? Right, they sometimes they
cancel out and then it doesn't help you. But then sometimes it does help
you and they're like, oh you've got too. I want to switch going
to dentists because the one uh dental high genis I go to every time.
She like gets in there and it hurts, like that makes you just have
sensitive as you know how says as teeth because I've been using this nice news
toothbrush and my teeth be white, be shiny. You know, maybe you
just got wimp pass teeth, so you got win pass gums. You know
what I'm saying, You got them gummy. But she gets in there like,
ah, like she's yanking me. She's like ah, yeah, like
no, that is aggressive. Yeah, like she's like yanky. I feel
like I'm in a saw track in your face, like I'm in a saw
trap, Like I'm getting that's not good. I My guy is very gentle
and uh but he loves the talk whispers, sweet nothing. He loves the
t And I'm like sitting here like I can't answer. How am I going
to answer? Can I tell you that more is? I don't know what
I told you. She's jealous about me saying sweet whispers. I thought it
was the kisses she got mad sweet kisses and whispers, sweet wisers of nothing.
Look, Mara, this man love right here. It's been there's some
ish, Okay, we have been there, some battles we have we were
hardened together. Have you ever won You watched New Girl, right, yeah,
but like not like I mean, yes, I watched. We're like
rewatching it, I think for the first time, like fully, and they
had this episode where Schmid, Winston and h Nick go to the spot to
get their downstairs waxed and nothing more to bring it together like war getting it
take wax together with your men. What a great show and it's wild is
that I think that shows like ended so long ago? No I twenty eighteen,
Like did you ended twice? Remember it did? Yeah? It had
two different mess ups with Fox where they like yanked it off the air and
then everybody wanted it back, and then it came back and then it finally
had a series finale. It like got canceled and then it came back anti
climactic ending I see here. Oh no, there was definitely like a whirl
like it ended. But then they did the time jump season, which I
haven't gotten to yet, kind of like where Schmid has the kid so it's
like five years or whatever. No, no, no, no, it
was like, excuse me, they were it was like in the third season
or whatever, and then it stopped and then I remember people being like they
wanted it back. It just didn't get good ratings or something, but you
had it had a great ground swell of people wanting it back. It's good,
it is. It breaks me joy. And now that I'm in my
thirties, I understand it even more now. How because they're in their thirties
in the show what Okay? Makes sense now because I get it? How
did you not get it before? That was in my twenties. Then when
when Smid was twentynine, I'm like, I felt that two years ago.
Last year, Really that's what you felt? Oh my god? Oh can
I tell you Mara, she's gotten the age now and I knew it was
gonna hit her eventually, kept making fun of me of taking the tones and
all the other things I take. She had to take it the other day
and granted we were out, we were out sense eating eating food that not
the best, that's awful, didn't look good. Yeah, I think that's
what did it. And she's like, I need like an you want my
pills and she took on. I was like, ha ha, I knew
twenty nine and a half that's what it would be right there, gotcha?
Your body dies out of twenty nine and a half. Everything else. So
I was just keeping alive. The engine stop, You're just trying to keep
the car going in neutral. Can you really please go to a doctor?
Yeah? Go please? Okay Mom, does your mom listen not to this
one? Oh, because she listens. I told her this one for really,
Grandma, I have don't listen this one. It's not that bad.
Sometimes she's gonna be to learn about taint waxing and the misconnections. Oh god,
that's an interesting conversation for Christmas. Yeah, it is speaking up holidays,
O Halloween this weekend, we survived. You barely survived, barely survived?
Were all hurt? Yeah, because I was right around like an idiot,
getting you guys all situated at the bar because it was ma, Ma,
I'm pulling you in with the rest of them. Okay, Well,
I just wanted a pretzel which was handed right, and I got you got
two of them. I ate one of them. I got you two of
them, so the other one was sat there and I was like, I
didn't ask for a second pretzels. Well, they gave us two and it
was relegated to the background when the came out. It really was I didn't
have any mom if you're listening to this one randomly. No, whoku fudd
your boy. I keep these clean. Yeah, you need to keep those
LUNs. I got it was all the laughing, I do, no,
but uh it was fun. I'm glad everybody came out and enjoyed themselves.
And you know you stole Molly's bumblebee glasses. I did for a second there,
and that was cool. I met a bunch of people. I also
wanted to make a retreat there to kick out a bunch of people from the
table. Him many Yoda were Hi, Manyn Yoda. Now I'm gonna ask
you this question. You told us before we had just the one table,
but our group really just took over the second spot for the other table.
Did we have that spot or no? No, I mean we took over.
Yeah, but then the table then that table next to that other table
kind of took it over to for a little bit because it was we got
a little weird happens when there's like an empty space over the empty take it
over. I also just wanted to sit I just wanted to sit at that
other table, but I couldn't. No one there's also that I know it's
more of a public thing. But there's the one it's like in the middle
of the aisle. I guess you can say I hate that one. Yeah,
I don't know why they set that one up, and it's just it's
like it's more patting, I guess to get in and out for everybody,
like the VIP areas, which makes sense too. Yeah, I don't know.
It's just like they always I do it last minute to sell. You
know, you don't want to have you got you got lance, You've got
real estate there, Why not make money off that real estate? So they
do it. I think it's do you see any well I like to call
Puky Macgooki's or off the clock I did see when I left. I mean
there was DC streets were wild man that on Saturday night. I'm gonna check
because that uber probably was going to be at least one hundred dollars seven o'clock
finally, definitely, and they closed off most of M Street look like eight
Street, and then that's probably where I got the nail. That was probably
Saturday night because uh Park and they were doing work on Jefferson. So that's
that's why I gotta go do now? Is I gotta quickly do this,
go see Max for his Halloween thing, and then go check my tires,
and then I think I'm just gonna go get candy because they don't have any
candies. There's there's a whole bag in the kitchen if you just want to
take the kitchen people, that's the kids here, Like what do you mean
you children for him and Yoder? You take the snicker bars that are there,
You split them up in half, eat an open snicker bar. Hoods
creepy, by the way, I haven't really seen a lot of like or
maybe she's I don't watch a lot of news anymore. Back in the day,
they'd always talk about like watch out with your candy. It could be
poisoned. There could be razor blades. I feel like I think the thing
is now is you don't need razor lades are poison You just need a peanut
or like all them there's something in it and they can kill your child.
Like that's the thing Like gross on the show talked about there's like you can
sign up anative Halloween thing, which is cool. Do you know what houses
to go to that you can get candy in case your kid's allergic or something
else. So I gotta figure out what I'm gonna get a lot. I
got a busy and I got a mountain of closed to fold today too that
I need to fold because I did all my laundry and instead of folding,
while everything was doing washing, I was watching Dacoma FTVM, watch kids in
your neighborhood by the line there are they're sneaking, but they're like they're in
that weird like ten to fourteen. Oh, we don't have any in our
like little apartment complex at least start building, so it's not even worth it.
So I'm kind of worried if I just put the bucket out, they're
just gonna take the bucket. But I remember when I lived there, like
ten years ago, there was no kids, and then because they're all like
in their twenties and those people stayed there, now they have kids probably.
I also found out too that I had a resign my lease that a lot
of people do month to month lease is there is that the new thing to
do is like just go month to month and just expensive it is. It's
only another one hundred dollars more on top of the lease to do month a
month. Not too bad. I think it's just because everyone like the city's
so transient, and so it's just like, well, I might be here
for four months because I'm working for Amazon, but Amazon might fire me five
months, so you know Amazon, what about you? I mean you guys
did another year lest Yeah, we in our area. It's still sort of
like, oh, it's thirteen months, fourteen months, And it sucks because
we have to think because we're in Fairfax, of like strategically when to people
move in, for like George Mason, because we're in Fairfax, because that's
usually when it gets more expensive or it's less availability either way. But I
think we're trying to move. We're like, we're legit moving closer, Like
where this is the last time we're in Fairfax. We'll be somewhere closer.
That's not fair No, you won't Arlington. Maybe why do you go to
Arlington? Why not? Why come to Maryland? Just come to my side.
I don't like that you two are Virginians. Arlington's close. I would
still be a lot quicker for me to get public Okay, how often are
we going to public hoods? Well, if I live closer and it was
near a metro, we shouldn't go ahead often because I can't handle it.
My body can't handle it. Oh but he goes the Happy Hour every day,
not every day, not every day, just every other day on Wednesdays
and Tuesdays. Yeah, it's common. Pull Eric string I have Max.
I can't really, that's my string. If you pulled my string, moor
so I can't do it. No, no, no no, I gotta
get Teddy there. I don't worry about Teddy. Can't do anything without Tirty,
that's right. Casts what's my other one? My normal day of one?
What is your other one? Up? Any? Stopped doing that for
a while because you all made fun of me. Then I brought it back,
Irony, what Eric should be? Pain of thing sounds terrible? Why
the way the paint of thing sounds like a terrible Well, we'll see.
Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't. I highly doubt it will because there's
like live animals involved. So I could take a panda. I don't think
you could. How much do you think of pandaas like at a baby panda
or an adult? Full time punds? Adult full one hundred and fifty pounds,
that's it, No way, they're pretty big, one hundred and fifty
to two hundred eighty is the rain? Oh okay, definitely take them on
press up, yeah, them up and down the lands on max, I'll
get them off of your maxic max. They look pretty well. I saw
them this year. What do you mean max with the zoo. They look
pretty big. They didn't look that small. What did you think there?
Bench press a panda? I mean, why not? This is let's get
weird, you know what I mean. That's why you love us, That's
why you appreciate this. Associated well, we're on this topic. Bench press.
What's your max bench press? Right now? Oh? To twenty five?
All right? And the bench press in case you don't know what that
is, because you have been a bar it's the one you typical lift push
it up off her chest, a straight bar whatever that weighs forty five pounds,
and then your pounds on there, and then you add your weight on
top of the forty five pound bar. And if you're in two days back
in high school, you started with just the bar and you impressed everyone when
they put five's on it. People like, wow, hood, he could
do forty five. I didn't know I could do this. This is the
first time I've ever experienced this s guy in high school. He was shorter,
he was like five to five, said, little arms, so he
could do three fifteen really, but it wasn't that wasn't that far of a
distance because his arms are so short. So it's just like a quick little
pep And everyone's like, where'd you go? You did three fifteen four times?
And I was like, yeah, but look at this. His arm
is from my elbow in my fan, Like, come on, it's not
that long of a you know, he doesn't have a long arm. Now,
a tiger long arm. Could you bench press a tiger? No?
From two twenty to six hundred and sixty pounds. No. Have you seen
some of those tiktoks of guys that have ligers and tigers that oh my,
oh my, and they just lay on them. The tigers will just lay
on them. Yeah, it's a wild What other animal do you think you
could baite bench bench press? I don't know. I mean ostrich maybe nope?
Maybe maybe? All right, I can get what's another popular? Can't
be the first bench at the worst you can get goat. An adult goat
can weigh up to two hundred and fifty pounds, And now people are buying
mini goats. Have you seen that many mini microgats or something like that.
Yeah, look at mini goats, many goat Yeah, look at those America.
But you can buy them hoods as a pet? Is that where you're
going to get Max? Do? I? Look? What do you get
Max? A dog? I'm never gonna get Max a dog when he's in
middle school. Never, I can take care of it. Unless I can
have a house with a partner and Max a little bit older. Then I'll
think about getting a pet pet because I don't have time. I hate being
I get mad when you always have to pull the Teddy card and when Jona's
pulled a chewy card. I don't want to be that hypocrite that now has
to pull that card. Well, we have small dogs. If you get
a bigger dog, the bladders are bigger, obviously, train them and they
can learn how to be longer alone than they're crazy. Teddy's good. I
just don't want them to have to be alone the whole time. You know,
Hey, Teddy, we were going seven hours on Saturday. He was
fine. Okay, Yeah, it's just separation, anxiety, all that good
stuff that you're having. Teddy's having, that's your I could tell Teddy doesn't
eat until we're there. He's a social leader. It's because you guys are
always with him. That's probably not me. Not me. Don't be blaming
me for that. I am to blame you for that. It is your
house with your fiance is Morris House. More runs the place. More is
the I'm just the caretaker. This is true. I'm miss the filch of
Hogwarts. She owns Hogwarts though Harry Potter. I can rewatch Harry Potter all
day long. You don't watch to come after or what? Maybe you liking
it? Now? What is it? Maybe not do that? In my
studio I heard it? It was nasty? Wasn't nat? Back to come
D's on True TV? It's two of the guys super troopers Farva and they
got the mustache. They are firefighters, Tacobin, Washington, the white guy
with the mustache, they mustaches. They all the white guy get shot in
the deck with the with the with the cod piece on. I don't remember
you spos shot. I remember I remember beer Fest that was on TV all
the time. He's the Jewish character in beer Fest, the doctor. What's
he's a frog scientist? The frogs. You're about to say something different.
But he figured out to the dost boot that's what he figured out. And
that too, I know the Jew. What the hell was his name in
that movie? Too? Thinkle, not thinkle? Oh damn. Anyways,
stop pretty. You know what that means. It's time for some to get
cut off. There. Oh I love it. You love to get anything
wrong on that. I don't know why you have that open sweetheart, you
look just in case. Well, let's time for some misconnections. Aaron's going
to talk about this show that I haven't seen, so I'm like, oh,
yeah, cool, that's great. Love your Firefighters show? Is it
actually this is a good question because it was on True TV. Is it
like censored or is it I don't know. I watched it. Did they
say curse words and stuff? They say curse words and HBO Max, But
like if you watch it on TV and I've never seen on TV, I've
only spinged two seasons on HBO Max Spinge sponge the three seasons. Apparently there's
fourth season right now. Guy trying to be like creative and bring something to
the table, and you just brought something to the table. What it's your
personality? I'm proud of you for everyone needs to tell everyone to listen,
and let's get weird and pass it on because we need more listeners. It
on. Please pass the lessons you learned from NBC. Pass it on the
more you know, boob, All right, Miss connections, you know what
it is. We real miss connections round the d MB Washington, DC dot
Craigslist dot org. These ones they horny, it's Halloween. Let's face it.
First, one up recipe testing in Hyattsville, Z. Do you remember
what we talked about. I'm still interested in getting together and tasting your recipe.
You know I love it. I hope you see this heat yep in
Hyatsville, Hyatsville. Next one ab d L Woodbrook, which we learned is
what Eric, oh god, what is it? Adult adult baby adult baby
diaper something lover gooper. I'm looking for someone something different. If you know
what ab DL is, then let's chat slash meet we do so we can
meet them. I'm currently just a DL with some adult and I'm looking for
someone that is into this and to change what I'm currently wearing. You're in
a dirty diaper? What the hell? People? Excuse me? I myself
a man, a little m chubby side I love stuff. I have stuff,
so no need to provide. I just need a place for this to
happen. Looking to do this vetty vetty soon. The hood Bridge deal city
makes sense. Next one, getting a kicks in in Alexandria. I'm missing
the young lady I met in the Metro. I'd like to kick some balls
around. Would love to chap more. I'm an Alexandria near the Metro.
Should have snapped up your offer. Let's get the balls rolling while the weather's
good and the other ladies want to join in. The more of the merrier.
There seems to be a pet up demand for this bb ball boy bullbastard.
Yeah, there you go. Teacher miss seeing his teacher's pet Hyattsville.
Just to be clear, I'm a man and the person I'm trying to reconnect
with is a female. I met here here on Craigslist. You responded to
my ad for kinky sub not a substitute, teacher, a submissive submissive.
I've lost track of your contact in, but would love to get in touch
again. Two zero two four zero Oh that is his phone number? Text
me nope, Hey wait, I'm missing a number. Two oh, you're
right? Six three. I got it. That's ten numbers. It's ten
numbers. Okay, it's ten numbers. It's seven. Oh too far?
Oh okay, that's what I never say. Two four zero say says two
four zero? That guy? All right? Next one Rosie Starfish DC Starfish.
You were fun kirvying into sitting and feeding and having a good time.
Open and reconnect to open things up again. I don't know what they're opening
starting next our last one makeout Buddies, McLean's Tyson. Any ladies want to
make out? That's it? That's it. Oh, there's an address sixteen
hundred Anderson. Where's that? Where's that? Is that? By you?
I mean you highlighted everything right, you know, you know, you know
mappen next hundred doesn't exist, so we're here. Okay, cool, that's
the Tysons. But that was your misconnections for the week. Eric has to
go find his son in the Halloween costume Halloween Praye Halloween Parade, and I
feel like I've a hair in my throat now ah, sorry, let's send
an episode on that. You know you can follow me, Andrew Hoodie with
a Y. You can follow Eric, mister Eric b that's Mark r Icy
don't leave it on my table kV. Always remember it's okay to be weird
and growing and sexy. Yeah, it got weird, didn't it. Yeah.