WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:05.360 And here we go with today's Friday Minnesota. Goodbye you ready, Jenny, 2 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:08.400 I'm ready. I like that intro. Got a lot of emails, and 3 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:13.720 here we go. This is from Mesa and I love that name. It's 4 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:18.760 really cool regarding littering and Jenny's mentioned to high school kids. Confession. Back 5 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:22.440 in my high school days fifteen years ago, we used to throw our alcohol 6 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:25.280 bottles and cans out the window into a ditch. We didn't want to get 7 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:29.280 throwing them away, get caught throwing them away or recycling since we were underage. 8 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:34.359 I cringe now thinking about that one. Thankfully, I've changed my ways 9 00:00:34.799 --> 00:00:38.560 and I've turned to into a responsible thirty five year old adult who recycles and 10 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:44.719 refuses to throw a banana peel out the window. Good yeah, banana PILs. 11 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:48.399 A lot of people think, well, it's biodegradable. Well yeah, 12 00:00:48.439 --> 00:00:50.719 how long it takes a degree. I picked up an orange peel on a 13 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:53.679 walk the other day. Some asshole through an orange peel out the window or 14 00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:57.079 you know, on the path or whatever, and it's like, yeah, 15 00:00:57.119 --> 00:01:00.240 it'll biodegrade, so will dog shit, But pick it up anyway. Don't 16 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:06.239 know what about an apple core? It throw it away? I only asked 17 00:01:06.280 --> 00:01:07.920 that because of the seats in it, So then I was like, but 18 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:12.719 then does it grow an apple tree? No, it's litter. I don't 19 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:15.159 want to watch it. I want it, I don't do it. I'm 20 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:19.200 just wondering because I feel like that's the only thing I've seen someone in recent 21 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:25.079 years like litter. Otherwise I can't remember seeing someone litter that I've been around. 22 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.480 The boy Scouts, we would go on campouts and they would get you 23 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:30.640 know, oranges, and they'd be like, well, can we throw it 24 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:32.799 in the woods And we'd be like no. They're like, well, it'll 25 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:36.400 bio, it'll degrade whatever. And I'm like no, because the next group 26 00:01:36.439 --> 00:01:40.280 that comes through this campsite is going to have to look at your nasty orange 27 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:45.079 peel. You're a boy Scout, you're a you're a responsible kid. Pick 28 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:49.560 it up. There's a trash bag right there. Yeah, don't throw your 29 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:53.640 orange peels, your apple cores, your banana peels out the window. Topic 30 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:59.159 to discuss from Mesa, she says, I'm so disgusted seeing people use paper 31 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:04.319 plates daily their dinnerware. Seriously, I think it's so lazy and irresponsible to 32 00:02:04.359 --> 00:02:07.879 our landfills. Would you agree for me. Paper plates are for parties large 33 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:09.879 gatherings only. Hey, I agree one hundred percent. We never use paper 34 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:13.759 plates. We always you know, yeah, because every time you use a 35 00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:16.919 one used paper anything, you throw in the trash right to the landfill. 36 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:23.639 Yes, I completely agree as well. Next one, this is from Kelsey. 37 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:29.479 I was on my way home working thinking about animal names, and this 38 00:02:29.599 --> 00:02:31.360 is just a funny list of animal names. For example, my cat's name 39 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:37.000 is Kidney Spears, and I got a small ball python that I named Dollop 40 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:40.840 because of her size. Growing up, we had animals like Xenia Warrior princess 41 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:47.439 characters. Our Shitsue Wiener dog was Zena, and our cats were Gabriel and 42 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:53.199 Calisto, and our bird was Jockxer. Okay, I had to squint at 43 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:55.879 that one. I've known a couple of cats named tug Boat and Soup. 44 00:02:57.240 --> 00:03:00.000 Do you guys have any unique or funny animal names that you can think of. 45 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:02.840 I have a friend who named her dog Gravy, and I just thought 46 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:07.759 it was such a great name. Break name. My brother names his dogs 47 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:10.840 like Dennis and Alice and like old school adult names. I'm watching a dog 48 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:15.000 named Caper right now, which we watch Caper a lot, so that's a 49 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:17.120 good one. Man. I'm trying to think. I used to work at 50 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:22.319 Cannabury and we did like bulldog Wiener dog races, and some of the names 51 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:25.199 of those dogs are so funny, like Frank for a bulldog. It was 52 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:28.360 just funny, like Frank, get over. Yeah, you know what I 53 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.159 mean. You know it's funny. When I was a kid, or when 54 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:38.039 I was probably twenty or so, my sisters kids they had a black lab 55 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.680 named Blackie, and I said, oh, so the kids named the dog. 56 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:45.960 Huh, because kids are not created and they come with a name Blackie. 57 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:47.479 So if you got one, I'd love to hear it. That's funny. 58 00:03:47.639 --> 00:03:51.199 Dave and Jenny, they put a little heart sign on there, thank 59 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:54.360 you. This sort of goes off topic of most women having to do the 60 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:59.680 housework when men grow up not doing and continue not to. This has been 61 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:02.360 something that's coming up on our show the last couple of days. Is like 62 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:08.199 a lot of guys are raised not to do housework, and therefore they leave 63 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.919 the microwave of and dirty. They leave their cup of noodles residue in the 64 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:15.599 sink at work. This made me think about men's behavior when they're little kids. 65 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:16.680 Now, let me just be I'm going to preface this, and I 66 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:24.040 am not here to bash men. I hate male bashing in general because I 67 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:27.680 don't want my boys, who are still you know, they're younger, they're 68 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:30.279 impressionable, to think that men are shit and they should think of themselves as 69 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:34.120 shitty humans. I don't want boys that listen to our show to think growing 70 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:39.360 up that they are shitty humans and they are predisposed to be shit humans. 71 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:45.680 At the same time, I will say men tend to have different tendencies than 72 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:48.439 women do. For example, I'm going to be on k fan later on 73 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:53.920 today playing password, and so they posted on the kfan x account and they 74 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:56.959 said Dave Ryan's going to be on and somebody said, oh great, sounds 75 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:00.319 like Boom or Paradise, and I it's like and I wrote back, It's 76 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:05.720 like I said, it's always a dude because it because negative nasty comments on 77 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:11.959 social media. If you go to the ktiewb page, they're almost always dudes. 78 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:15.199 Yeah. Yeah, because you get this too. Yeah. My number 79 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:18.279 one hater that used to leave us talkbacks on iHeart app was always a guy, 80 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:21.319 just like do an impression of the guy that would leave a talkback, 81 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:28.959 yeah, cause Jenny's whore. I'll never forget. I will never forget when 82 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:33.920 we decided to do a bit called finger Friday and finger Friday, remember it 83 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:36.199 was maybe that was it. Maybe it was like fingering Friday, and it 84 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:39.759 was like when was the last time you got fingered? And we were talking 85 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:45.120 about the bird and so we were giving examples, and then we didn't have 86 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:49.160 time to like load the talkback, so we played one live and the first 87 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.879 one was from that guy and he goes, yeah, I bet Jenny's been 88 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:55.519 fingered, and I was like, oh my, all right, Nope, 89 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:59.360 we can't do these live anymore. I think that, you know, I 90 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:03.399 there is definitely something about guys, and I think some of it is self 91 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:08.839 imposed and some of it is I think a result of guys being told that 92 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:12.519 they're shit all their lives and they're not going to amount to anything, and 93 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:16.000 that they're worthless. So I really make a point not to bash men in 94 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:20.800 general, but I recognize that some guys can be assholes. So let's continue. 95 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:24.920 I'm a teacher, and I try my darness to avoid the classic move 96 00:06:25.279 --> 00:06:28.839 of putting a rowdy boy in the middle of two sweet, well behaved girls 97 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:32.000 in line or in a seating arrangement, so the boy has to be more 98 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:36.639 well behaved. I avoid this now because I think it's bullshit. At such 99 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:40.759 a young age, we are teaching little girls that a boy's bad behavior is 100 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:45.000 their problem to deal with her fix no. Fuck no. I was that 101 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:48.480 sweet, shy little girl, and I hated when a teacher put a braddy 102 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:51.759 boy next to me because I was good. Not fair for me to deal 103 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:57.199 with that kid or make it my responsibility that he is also behaving. Instead, 104 00:06:57.240 --> 00:07:00.639 I find other creative ways to make sure the behavior is handled and no 105 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:02.600 girl has to deal with that shit at a young age. Good for you, 106 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:06.199 at least in my classroom. Girls, a boy's behavior has nothing to 107 00:07:06.240 --> 00:07:10.879 do with you, and you have no responsibility to fix it either. Period. 108 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:14.160 Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Love you guys, Alison, 109 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.560 Alison, I love that one. I let you know different thought provoking topics. 110 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:23.120 Really love that one. Next one, Dave, I really wish you 111 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:27.040 would share the experience you keep referring to as something that happened to you a 112 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:30.560 few years ago that you had to take anxiety meds for This came up on 113 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.600 the show yesterday we were talking about mental health and I talked about how I 114 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:38.720 took klonopin years ago because there was something in my life that I was not 115 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:41.800 handling. Well, you say it's nothing you're ashamed of, and I've heard 116 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:43.959 you bring it up many times, and I'm curious, of course, but 117 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:47.439 I also wonder if sharing it could help someone else by understanding how you got 118 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:51.839 through it, or even just making them feel more normal. And maybe sharing 119 00:07:51.879 --> 00:07:56.199 it would help you too. I bet it'd open up a new world of 120 00:07:56.199 --> 00:08:01.480 conversation for the show with a potential positive outcome for the list someday, not 121 00:08:01.639 --> 00:08:05.720 anytime soon. I can only say it was something that was not my fault. 122 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:09.959 I would say probably ten percent my fault, and the rest of it 123 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:15.439 was something that just was completely out of my control. And she goes on 124 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:18.920 to say, I look at you as Dave Ryan's superhero, and nothing rattles 125 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:22.720 you. I for sure have some skeletons in my closet that I absolutely don't 126 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:26.680 want to share, but they are also things I know would help many people 127 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:30.240 if I shared my experience. I'm on the fence as to who or how 128 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:33.879 I would ever share it with and what I'd hope to get out of it. 129 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:39.200 Someday I'll share because I've been sitting on it for too long. Anyway, 130 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:45.559 just thought, love you guys so much, you know. I think 131 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:50.759 that even without telling the story of what happened, just telling you that I 132 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.480 got through it by never ever ever giving up, never given up, never 133 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:58.639 given in. As upsetting as it was, I could never give up and 134 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:03.519 never get And I think there's the lesson is never you know, devolve into 135 00:09:03.559 --> 00:09:05.200 a life of like, you know what, these drugs will make me feel 136 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:09.399 better. I did drink more back then, I think I told you because 137 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.639 I would. It would rattle me and I couldn't. You couldn't relax. 138 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:16.840 So I would drink to go to sleep, and then I'd wake up three 139 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:20.440 hours later completely sober and having to pee, get up to pee, and 140 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:24.480 not be able to get back to sleep. Yeah. So but I just 141 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:28.799 never gave up, And I think that's the thing. Never got and distract 142 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:33.519 yourself with healthy things like work out, go for a run, go bowling, 143 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:37.039 take up a hobby, go on vacation, go fly fishing, do 144 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:43.000 something, but don't sit. Yep. Yeah, I think that getting outdoors, 145 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:48.159 like I don't really know the biological background of this, but I just 146 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:52.320 know that being outdoors is one of like the biggest helps for me. It's 147 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:56.200 just it's so huge, Like I don't know, I when I get anxious, 148 00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.759 Like, yes, there's times where I want to isolate and I just 149 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.720 like sit in my bedroom and I try to take a nap or whatever it 150 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:05.720 might be. But I know that I'm feeling really antsy, I like try 151 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:09.720 to get out for a walk at least and like force myself to do that. 152 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:13.600 And that's it is such a good idea because again, motion equals emotion. 153 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:16.840 That's one of my favorite phrases. If you're down and you're on the 154 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:22.879 couch and you're like sad or anxious, and you sink a little bit lower 155 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.360 into the couch, Now your body is even more sad and more depressed, 156 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:30.519 So you sink a little bit lower into the couch. Pretty soon you're laying 157 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:33.720 on the couch. Well, then you're going to feel even more down and 158 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:37.639 depressed, So get up and move your body. I really like that one. 159 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:41.759 Motion equals emotion. But there's also one that I brought up on the 160 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:46.759 show a couple of weeks ago. Eat food not too much, mostly plants, 161 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:50.360 and I've really been thinking about that when when I eat lately eat food, 162 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:54.519 of course, not too much mostly plants. Would you say that's you. 163 00:10:56.559 --> 00:11:00.919 I'm a meat lover. I am so much. Would say that I 164 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:03.559 struggle with that. I like, I try to have a high fibrous diet. 165 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:07.320 So yes, I do eat like a lot of broccoli and spinach and 166 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:11.440 stuff. But I don't eat enough plants, that's for sure, and we 167 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:15.919 all don't. I mean, last night, Susan served like air fryer potatoes. 168 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:20.559 It was her turn to cook broccoli and little slices of turkey sausage. 169 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:24.360 And I looked at it and I said, I said, honestly, that 170 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:26.840 didn't look very good. But it was actually really good. Because I'm going 171 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:31.240 to tell you something, Jenny, when you're hungry, broccoli and asparacus is 172 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:35.279 pretty fucking good, you know, when you're hungry. It's like a saltine 173 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:39.720 is like, oh fuck, good saltine. Yeah, especially when it's cooked 174 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:41.519 nice. What's that? Especially when it's cooked nice. If it's just like 175 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.440 the raw broccoli, it's like nah, no, right yeah. But it 176 00:11:45.559 --> 00:11:48.720 was like, I don't know the air fryer. She is an ace at 177 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:52.039 the airfire. Can I tell you I use the word ace instead of master 178 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:54.679 now because master I don't want to trigger anybody and piss him off and go 179 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:58.919 Dave. We don't use the word master anymore because people associate that with slavery, 180 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:01.679 and I think that's a little bit of a stretch because I think that 181 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:07.039 master has been around long way in a different association with slavery. But you 182 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:11.120 get the association. But there used to be the master of the ship, 183 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:13.639 and you were a master gardener or you're a master you know, tennis player 184 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:20.200 or whatever. But and you can't call the master bedroom in a house anymore 185 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:24.679 the master bedroom, you know, or owners suite. Okay, So I 186 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:30.399 try to avoid using like master with the air fryer. I use the word 187 00:12:30.519 --> 00:12:35.360 ace because I don't need to use the word master. And I also don't 188 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:39.600 want somebody who's going to look for something to be pissed off about to say, 189 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:41.720 oh wait, I found something to be pissed off about. And also 190 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:46.519 if we have people that are triggered by that word, I like them. 191 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:48.639 I don't want them to be like, you know, and I'm not the 192 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:52.840 most politically correct person because I say fuck a lot, well that doesn't make 193 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:56.799 it. You're an idiot. You are? You are an idiot. Is 194 00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:58.759 not fair because it's not correct if you're talking about But if I did know 195 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:03.039 a idiot, should I be able to call them a real idiot? I 196 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:05.600 don't think so. But I don't think that that's political correctness. That's having 197 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:11.000 zero boundaries. That's just saying every thought that comes into your head when you 198 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:13.360 deal with an idiot, and then you call football? What about shitball? 199 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.759 You could call me that because I feel like that might be my personality. 200 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:20.799 You know. It's funny. Remember when we used to say, oh, 201 00:13:20.840 --> 00:13:24.200 that's so gay, that's gay. Yeah, and nobody does that anymore. 202 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.320 And I still have some friends that are like my age, and then they're 203 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:31.320 like, oh, that's really gay, and I'm like, you can't say 204 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:35.320 that. They're like what, I'm like, you can't say that's so gay 205 00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:39.080 anymore. But remember Katie Perry fifteen or so years ago had a song out 206 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:43.639 called that so gay? She did. I don't remember, Yeah, I 207 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.960 don't remember that. Yeah, well it wasn't a hit song, but it 208 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:50.960 was on her album. But we just don't say gay anymore, like we 209 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:54.679 don't say the R word anymore. But twenty years ago, Napoleon dynamites like 210 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:58.360 God, you guys are so our word and we just don't anymore so, 211 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:01.960 but you are still okay. I'll take it. I'll take that one. 212 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:09.159 Stephanie writes in regularly, and she submits the following. I'm on the treadmill 213 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:13.759 doing a cool down after a rough workout. I was two miles in. 214 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:18.080 It speeds six point seven. That's fast. That is pretty good. That's 215 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:22.080 fast. I kid you, not the worst fart STANCHI arises. I'm trying 216 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:24.080 to breathe through it, but I'm so distracted. I forgot my sweat towel 217 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:28.159 today, of all days. What were you to do with a sweat towel? 218 00:14:28.480 --> 00:14:31.279 Put you put it over your nose? Yeah. Maybe let's get back 219 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:37.080 to going six point seven miles an hour on the treadmill. My peak speed, 220 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:41.120 my average speed for years was six miles an hour. That was my 221 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:46.720 target baseline speed. If I wanted to bump it up, I bump it 222 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:50.240 up to six point five for a quarter mile. Now that I'm no longer 223 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:54.519 thirty eight years old, my base speed is five point five miles an hour. 224 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:58.440 What's your base speed on a treadmill? Mine six point five? Is 225 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.679 it really? Yeah? But I like don't when I go on long distance 226 00:15:01.759 --> 00:15:05.120 runs, I don't really know what it is because I don't know the mile 227 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:11.080 per hour. But I'm about a nine minute ten second mile. That's really 228 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:13.279 good. Yeah, that's about six and a half or seven maybe miles. 229 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:16.639 Yeah. Yeah, so I'm around there when I go like, you know, 230 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:18.720 three, four, five, six miles. But if I'm just warming 231 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:22.480 up at the gym for like ten minutes on the treadmill, I'm usually running 232 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:24.200 six point five. It's a guy at my Jim Elliott, who does the 233 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.799 Iron Man whatever, and he's probably like six foot two, so he's got 234 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:30.840 the long legs. And I saw him on the treadmill the other day and 235 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:33.159 I'm like, how fast are you going? I didn't say it when he 236 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:35.559 was on there. I didn't want to interrupt. Yeah, I'm like, 237 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:37.399 how fast were you going? He's like, oh, I was going eleven 238 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:43.519 miles an hour just for a little bit. Eleven miles an hour. I 239 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:48.480 do sprints sometimes in my highest is eleven miles per hour for twenty seconds. 240 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:54.399 Yes, that's fast. So she goes on to talk about farts for a 241 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:56.919 little while, and I'll be honest with you, I'm not going to cover 242 00:15:58.000 --> 00:16:02.080 this one because I'm I'm just not going to talk about farts while running. 243 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:04.559 Stephanie, you made me laugh though, and you definitely gave us something to 244 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:08.279 talk about. She says, what is the worst, unfavorable, most standout 245 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:12.039 moments of the gym or during the workout? I don't really have any. 246 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:15.360 I will tell you one story about the gym. At the gym I work 247 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:18.600 out, there's the front area where they do one on one private lessons, 248 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:22.679 but there's a big giant garage door that opens into the back where they do 249 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:26.399 group lessons, and I'll be honest with you, it's ninety five percent women. 250 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:33.679 I am very careful to always never look in that part of the gym 251 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:38.600 because I don't want any woman ever to think that I'm gazing at her. 252 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:41.840 I don't want it. I don't want to look back there. I don't 253 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:45.000 want to be accused of looking at somebody. I'm an old white guy, 254 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:49.840 probably the kind of guy that would look at young women working out. I 255 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:53.480 will because I ain't there for that shit. I'm there to get done and 256 00:16:53.480 --> 00:16:56.759 get out of there. I'm not there to look at women. I'm not 257 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.000 there to be accused of women looking at women, and I'm not there to 258 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:03.359 fuck around, so but I'm very careful to never look back there, because 259 00:17:03.400 --> 00:17:07.519 I number one don't want to be accused, and I number two don't want 260 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:11.039 to make anybody uncomfortable by thinking even for a minute that Dave, Ryan or 261 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:15.160 any guy was watching them work out. Yeah, I will say that that's 262 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:18.720 probably smart of you, even though it's kind of unfair for you to not 263 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:22.799 even be able to like just like glance around like a normal would look. 264 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:26.319 But there definitely is an older gentleman at one of the gyms I go to 265 00:17:26.519 --> 00:17:33.200 that lingers around areas, and after having gone to the gym for a while, 266 00:17:33.319 --> 00:17:36.440 I do think he genuinely like as friends with a lot of people. 267 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:38.799 But for a while he made me a little uncomfortable because he would always be 268 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:42.279 like in the same area, Like I would move from one section to a 269 00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:45.359 different section, and then he'd like kind of follow along. But then I 270 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:48.240 realized he is friends with a lot of people in the gym because he's there 271 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:52.599 all the time and around the same time that I would be going, So 272 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:56.160 I felt like I probably was over exaggerating him, like quote unquote following me. 273 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:00.119 But it's just the fact that he was lifting a lot of weights. 274 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:04.359 He was just always kind of there there, but he was he was a 275 00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:07.039 fit person, like he is a fit person, so I know he does 276 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:10.920 lift weights, but he was always just kind of there, not lifting weights. 277 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:12.000 So that's why I was kind of like, what are you doing, 278 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:17.000 buddy, And I I'm aware of that. I think it's also you know, 279 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:18.359 when you say it's unfair, it is unfair that I have to, 280 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:22.240 you know. But at the same time, I am a very respectful person. 281 00:18:23.880 --> 00:18:27.440 I have no desire to look at a woman like, you know, 282 00:18:27.640 --> 00:18:30.960 doing burpies. I couldn't give up. I seriously, I'm not there for 283 00:18:32.039 --> 00:18:37.160 that. I am there to get it done and leave. I had two 284 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:40.960 women come up to me at the gym yesterday because I'm so hot. Yeah, 285 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:44.279 they're coming in to hit on you. Yeah, I'm getting him a 286 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:48.240 shout out. Laura and Heather came up to me at Soda Jim yesterday and 287 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:52.839 Laura goes, you have two really big fans in the back room. And 288 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:56.519 I was on the treadmill running at about probably six miles an hour. No, 289 00:18:56.559 --> 00:18:57.400 it was on the bike, is like, and I was doing the 290 00:18:57.400 --> 00:19:03.319 intervals where I'm like, I'm doing the intervals hard easy heart, easy heart 291 00:19:03.319 --> 00:19:07.720 easy, and she comes up during a hard part and she and she said, 292 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.319 you have two really big fans in the back room. And I tried 293 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:12.880 to say, oh, come back and say hi, but it must not 294 00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:17.359 have come out that way, because I tried to say I'll come back and 295 00:19:17.400 --> 00:19:22.839 say hi. But whatever it sounded like to her must have sounded like go 296 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:26.960 away, because she turned around and walked off. Oh so she probably thought 297 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:30.400 I said something like go back in the back room. I don't know. 298 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:36.119 So after the workout was over, I was sitting there in a chair waiting 299 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:37.039 for her to be done, and I went back and I said hi, 300 00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:41.559 and they were very charming and they both love the show and they love you 301 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:45.319 and they love vont and blah blah blah, and so I got a picture 302 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:49.319 with them. And that was funny that I got approached in the gym, 303 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:52.799 not because I'm hot, but because I'm on a big radio station. And 304 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:55.720 we got our picture taken. And I want you to go to look at 305 00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:59.640 this, because here is the video piece of this show. Look at the 306 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:02.920 fucking show on your boy, Dave, Ryan, Go look at it, 307 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:04.880 Jenny, stop avoiding it. Look okay. First of all, I have 308 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:08.119 seen it already. I think I saw it. Will you posted it on 309 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:11.279 Instagram? I posted I'm gonna paint it on my garage door. I'm gonna 310 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:17.519 get a wrap on my car. I'm gonna buy a bus side billboard with 311 00:20:17.599 --> 00:20:18.960 my gun show on there. Oh my god. You know what I mean. 312 00:20:19.039 --> 00:20:22.720 When you drive, what's the purpose? You just want to have your 313 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.519 biceps like blown up on the only good part of my body. It's the 314 00:20:25.519 --> 00:20:27.519 only good part of my body anymore. Nothing else on my body is any 315 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:33.119 good. And it's funny because I went home and it's it's so funny. 316 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:40.079 Susan could not care literally when people say couldn't care less, I mean she 317 00:20:40.119 --> 00:20:42.680 couldn't care less that I have these big muscles on my arm. And so 318 00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:45.200 I'm looking at this muscle picture and she barely looks up from her phone. 319 00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:48.400 She's like, uh, huh, did you push it up with your other 320 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:49.559 hand? I said no, I did not push it up with my other 321 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:52.920 hand. She's like, it looks like you're pushing it up with the other 322 00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:55.200 hand. I said no, I'm pulling my sleeve up so you can see 323 00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:59.400 it. But the other woman, Heather, who is on the left, 324 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:03.000 she's a trainer. Oh I could tell. One of them has to be 325 00:21:03.079 --> 00:21:06.440 like a super Ino fitness. She is way into fitness. She's so good. 326 00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:08.640 Anyway, that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. We got to wrap 327 00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:11.559 it up. Now go look at that thing on Instagram. 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