Welcome to soft Core History. What is up? Welcome back to the Softcore
History Patreon. I am your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined
as always by Alex FISHEMI. What's up guys as always this week, and
also Dan re Jester. He's got the rainbow crocs on. Dude. Yeah,
I've had these bad boys for a couple of years now. The all
the traction on the bottom is completely worn off. So if it's slick outside,
I will fall on. You're not gonna be able to run from police
with those, No, you'll go right through them. Now. I don't
understand why you're wearing them in go mode or whatever, because you're just sitting
around. That's so they don't fall off during sex. Oh okay, were
you playing? You never know when sex is gonna happen? Is that not
what this podcast is about? Soft Core get romantic? Certainly, we just
we just can't show the penetration. But I assumed we were still going to
get a little yeah, especially now that that prude Jake is gone. You
know, Jake has never once rubbed himself on me in this podcast once.
It's pretty good unacceptable. You can't see you, guys, can't see below
the waist. But there's a lot going on down here. We all have
erections and it's rock hard boners, like absolutely just veiny. Now you can
see uh how uh well, actually not my I'm not going with my shirt.
How how kind of deep red Bousch's shirt is? That is how much
blood is in all of our wieners? That depth of red? Yeah,
I actually take They're not a sponsored but I take a blue chube before every
show. Speaking of which, I saw a homeless guy jerking off yesterday where
two nights ago. Actually it was outside. It was right outside of an
Exxon, like right on the east side, like so much traffic, so
many people walking by, and he's just and he's looking like this. He's
looking around like make sure no one can't expected though, make sure no one
can see Yeah, And then I'm like, dude, what do you everyone
can see? Probably making sure that dude he was beating his dick like he
would die if he didn't nut it was that's how he breathed. Yeah,
he's just trying to force oxygen into a long series fucking cock trying to get
a roof over his head and a hot meal. Well, you ain't gonna
get it that way. I don't understand. Okay, I'm just gonna say
it. If you are a homeless person and you don't have an only fans
because like all homeless people have smartphones at this point, because that's just it
just looking for a charge. Yeah, only fans for Yeah, just you
want to be homeless, dude, just only fans of you, like banging
other homeless people behind dumpsters and jirking off underneath street bridges. Do you even
understand? If I was homeless, the first thing I would do is fucking
go to your shopping carts side, like just me jerking off onto my own.
I don't even need the gay or like the sexual stuff. I just
want to see inside the homeless encampments. That's the other thing. If you're
homeless and you don't have a TikTok, dude, they have prisoner tiktoks.
Really chill, What do they have TikTok in prison? They? What do
they film? Are they like here's ship dance? Now? To be fair,
they do like the cute little dances like. Prisons actually not hard at
all. Prisons are the opposite of being homeless, though, because you're perma
housed, you're not unhoused. You're perma house. Yeah, you can't be
homeless if you wanted to be, you're stuck. Well, home is where
the heart is that You're right, it's no longer homeless. It's houseless because
just because you don't have a roof over your head doesn't mean you don't have
a home. True. That's language is important. I did see a homeless
guy last time. I went paddle boarding on Ladybird Lake, just dumping out
on the side of the lake. It's just on the side of like dumping
out, and you continued to paddle board. I was in the middle of
the lake. What am I supposed to do? Go to shore? I
mean, dude, it is a big lake. That turn is not reaching
you. It's not like it was. It's a toilet that kills your dog.
It's already a toilet. Yeah, you shouldn't be in there at all.
It's fucking disgusting, the alga. It's like it's like people, it's
like it's unsafe for your dog going there because they'll die. But it's like,
but we can swim in it, Like what is what is the distinction
here? And I don't really touch the water? Bullshit. I don't get
in the water, bullshit. You put your legs in the water. No,
Ever, I stand. You don't sit down on the board ever,
No, I stand. You stand the whole time. And if I do
sit, I put my legs in. It's on the board. I don't
believe you fall off ever. I've never fallen off. Now, Really,
you got a good balance. I went paddle boarding once and I felt,
I know, like within a week of you moving here. Yeah, we
went living in the house, went paddle board and you lost your like two
hundred dollars sunglasses. No, there were one hundreds. There were ray bands,
And I just ditched the croquies because I was like, I'm not well,
I'm not a frat guy at South Carolina anymore. These don't really look
cool in Austin. So I ditched the crokies and I fell in a ray
band's bottom of Lady bird leg r. I p fucking tragic, dude.
That's a disgusting lake. I have that lake. Yeah, just a very
poor balance. Most lakes are like that though. No, No, Labor
Lake is like a small pond, but this but a huge like it's like
a small like just disgusting pond. Was the size of a lake. You
know what I mean? Yeah, do you think that's how Obama went or
his chef how he tied? I do appreciate. I started seeing conspiracy memes
about that from like hard hard right wingers, and I'm just like you guys,
the people who are by far the most to either A make a joke
about how black people can't swim or b and or B believe that black people
are terrible swimmers are now somehow looking at that black man and being like,
how did he drow? Well? Rob now a small pond and he was
a good swimmer and there was somebody with him. So it is it is
shady? Is it shady? And I don't know if it doesn't matter between
the Clintons Obama is like there's a lot of politicians where people that circle around
them just mysteriously die. Here's my thought on that, if I had to
take a guess, is that something is a foot rop. I don't think
it's a politician doing it. I think it's you know, like the same
way you send a message to someone by like killing their dog, Like you
come home and your dog's dead in the backyard, Like you kill their their
friends, their servants, their whatever, and in this case, they killed
Obama's secret lover, the chef. Oh I did. I did read that
as well. He was a he was a very attractive young black man Obama
was. I do have questions, So why was he on the property alone?
Like they just let him chill there when they're body guards, but they're
not there. They were there, they were there, they were there,
Okay, yeah, otherwise I'd be like, you're just letting them hang out.
Hey, but hey, we're ring, we're rooting evergreen content here.
Yeah. Well, this guy's always dead, so this is a historical moment
at any point. Now you've listened to this. That guy's dead dead,
So that's evergreen. Oh Christ, Okay, that's that's a great way to
start today. You can't explain the Clinton thing though, right, there's like
sixteen names on that. I don't care. I mean, they shake a
lot of hands. No, I just I respect it. Like if you
can pull off that many murders, I'm like, oh shit, like tip
of the cap. It just fine. Like I just straight up don't care
about it because the one who was president was a fine president, and the
one they were scared of never got to be president? So what do you
fucking who cares? At this point, I don't know who's killed more people,
Hillary Clinton or Kevin Spacey. Uh, I don't know. It's a
good question. Maybe it's a push, Yeah, I think, I think
again, we gotta call it push. It's a competition right now. That's
the thing. Like you get to heaven and they're like, welcome to Heaven,
and like all you want to ask is just like the numbers of stuff
like how many times did I come? Okay, how many people did Hillary
Clinton kill? You know? Like, or what I like that you want
to go to? Do you want to come on and go to have like
Saint Peter's like, come on, we can get experienced eternal joy. It's
like, I know, but I just want to see. I want to
I have a lot of questions I want to answer to you, and they're
all numeracle. It's like going to a baseball stats website and you're just like
how many home runs did you hit? Exactly your life stats? How many
times you came, how many times you took a ship? Yeah, how
many times? How many pounds of ship did I take? How many awkward
silences you had on first dates? How many how many chances you blew with
women? Yeah? Who could? Yeah? Who could you have? Like
you could have? Like this woman was right there and she had a huge
crush on you. She was giving you all these signals and these are these
are twenty signals you missed or like even in one moment where it's just like,
yeah, that night she would have fucked you, Like that would be
bad because if I I would find a way to kill myself after being dead.
Well, now it's heaven. You can just fuck her, right,
Like it's well, it might not be her, does that work? Right?
Like if you were married, it's not her heaven anymore? Like if
you were you know, you're in heaven, which means like you were faithful,
I guess, But like, okay, but now you're in heaven,
do you get to just fuck who you want whenever? Nah? Bush.
I like to believe that you get reincarnated into the same life and you have
to live it over and over again until you perfect it. That's tight,
So you squander it all the time, and then what happens once you perfect
it? Then you go to nirvana. Now, then you just become like
a cicada or something. You start back at the bottom. You start back
at the bottom. It's like, we're giving you a harder challenge now,
so you have twenty four hours to live. Jesus. The whole point of
cicadas is they die, then cicadas. Then that you die, you go
to cicada heaven and they're like, do you could have fucked? That's cicada?
Go God. Cicadas are born. They just look really gross for twenty
four hours and then and then they're just like little limp bodies on the ground.
Well, those are their exoskeletons. They leave. Yeah, the soul
leaves them. No, they have an exoskeleton that they molt out of dode.
They die. They just die. They die too, but they they
they must live more than twenty four hours. This is in soft core biology.
Let's get into this week's episode. What are we talking about, Rob,
We are talking I like so I like to when we have a guest,
Taylor, the topic to something that guests might find interesting. For example,
the last time you're on boush we talked about the Japanese soldiers that were
ripped to pieces of crocodile. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that was a great
one. Yeah, I thought. I just thought. I saw that topic
and I was like, this will resonate with Boush. You think I'm just
a sick bastard, but I do. I do like some gore. I
mean, you did want a TFM try to write types of vaginas by Arby
sand Yeah, Ross Bowlan shot it down because it was quote unquote two sociopathic
to describe types of vaginas as depicted with Arby. I was gonna buy a
bunch of army sandwiches, arranged them in different ways for the one on its
period, I was gonna sprinkle some ketchup on it. This was like twenty
fifteen. It would have played. It was totally would have played with the
audience of total frat movie would have played. That would have been one of
the best pieces of content we ever did. And it's insane. There were
several people against it, but I fought for you well up articles. One
eventually published. It was the race, you know, the story of him
masturbating with a banana peel. Oh did they reject that on that one?
I think they were always for that one. No. No, they shot
that down immediately like Dylan did, and then we published it months later.
Because remember you wrote it as an intern and then we published it when you
got the job. Oh okay, I didn't. I didn't remember this.
It was just in the draft for a long time, and I think it
was like it was down day. It was like, oh shit, nothing's
happening. Publish the booche banana peel story. That was a good one,
dude. People people still ask me about that one. It was one of
your best. Yeah. No, the race, the ranking the races,
that was that was Dave's idea. But he was like, that was that
was my idea. It was your idea. I gave it to you.
Yeah. Oh I thought I thought it was dazing. But he was like
I can't write this. Okay, types of races as and then it was
like okay, we're going to rank the types of races. And then and
the picture was like a black and white checkered flag. So you're like,
okay, this is gonna be a black ras and it was I was like
Kentucky Derby, you know, NASCAR and stuff like that. And then number
one was just white people and it was like a gift of like people driving
tractors. Like yeah, but you're like it could go, it could apply
to both races and races because it was a black and white checker f it
was. It was very ti I gave you that idea. I was like,
I can't write that, and not that I couldn't like it. I
was just like, but I was running video at that point, so I
was like, you're you write every day, will you do this right?
So we wanted to show up at the office noon every day and a real
piece of shit, you know. Yeah, I knew that wasn't a boosh
original, but I did make it My no, no, no, no,
no was for you wrote that. That is like saying that someone who
wrote like one of the best episodes of the Office doesn't get credit because he
didn't create the office. Yeah, but that the joke of that article.
Why that article was funny, wasn't me writing about the Kentucky Derby. It
was the concept itself was what made it funny. So I think it was
the punchline that you came up with. The punchline, oh the white people
at the end. Yeah, you came up with the punchline. But I
came up with the concept of you should rank the races and then like like
finish it off in a like anyway subversive way. So yeah, if you
look up a Total Freightmove dot com on Google Ranking the Races, you can
still find it on you have to search it by actual name. But anyway,
yeah, you didn't get specifically. Oh that has to say. I
thought, Booch she you would enjoy this episode, you like, because you
liked to get a little out there. We're gonna get a little We're a
little out there. We are a little Graham Hancock today. What if,
well, if there was somebody thought of the ranking the Races column before before
it was bostoel Sports. Uh yeah, we stole that one from barstool.
Actually yeah, yeah, uh, you're right on the internet. Oh shit,
you stole that from barstool. Yeah, dude, we're the first one
to put words on the internet, you bitch. So today we're talking about
Native American legends. Specifically, a ton of Native Americans all have a legend
about the exact same thing. Different Native American tribes, not necessarily in contact
with each other, all over the continent, all over the continents actually,
because this expands to South America, have a legend about the same thing,
no way, and they they did communicate with each other back then though not.
I mean, like, yes, tribes were in contact with other tribes,
but like a pyramid, a tribe in Washington was a cell phone teller.
Actually a tribe, a tribe in Arizona was not necessarily in contact with
a tribe in Mississippi. It was just a really long game of telephone.
Maybe maybe maybe, or it actually happened. Yeah. Specifically, we are
talking about Native American legends, about the potential other race of people who lived
in the Americas, sick the giants, giants. Yes, now we have
talked about this before, kind of we did an episode about one race of
those giants. Specifically. What I did not realize is that a ship ton
of Native American tribes have very similar legends. Now, if you listened to
I think it was on the Patreon before, could have been on the Man
and so not the homos not no, this is no Homo the giant.
They're no homo. They're no homo. We're homos, we're homo Homo sapiens.
Actually I think everyone's homo, like Neanderthals or Homo neanderthalis. So actually
everyone's homo. Okay, so full homo. Well yeah, well every yeah,
if you're a If you are a hominid or whatever like us, then
you are Yeah, you're homo. Wow, don't call me a homo.
Almost you are almost apiens. You're a homo. Well, yeah, it's
true. Yeah, no, I did hear about the you know, there
was like there's that photo where it's like the two like snake oil salesman looking
dudes next to a giant and that turned out to be like made Yeah,
yeah, no, it wasn't ai Like they actually as a real photo,
but the giant was made out of like like wax. Oh okay, Like
that was fake, but it was based off these legends that so they all
have the same legends about giants. Where did the turquoise jewelry come into play?
Well, that's only in the Southwest, and that's the people don't realize
this, but most of the Southwest used to be made of turquoise. The
roads were paid with turquoise. Yeah, they rode on turquoise roads. Wait
are you serious? And yeah, and they used to catch dreams for real,
but we killed their magic. The magic is gone, damn it.
Magic has been gone. Fucking Avatar. So we talked about the Sitka,
which is a race of redheaded giants who were who's defeating And we talked about
that with Jesse. Yeah. I don't know how to put this genocide is
celebrated by the Paiutes of of Nevada. That's the tribe. They're like,
yeah, dude, we ended that race and it was a great victory for
us. Okay, so you're telling me the natives took the land. Kind
of natives wage genocide on these giants? But how are they able to beat
off these beat off? I keep saying beat off? Why were they?
Hell? Are they able to defeat these giants? Because they were beating them
off? Yeah? Exhaustion. Uh they so these ones, I think they
just outnumbered them and they they trapped them in a cave and then like lit
a fire at the front of the cave and associated them bigger targets. They
were probably like the elephants recording the stories. They weren't, although I think
I have a theory on that that we'll get to Big Tree fall hard.
Yeah big Tree mean so yeah, I didn't realize that there were a ton
of Native American uh myths and legends not only about races of giants, but
specifically about having to kill races of giants. What if they were ground sloths.
Humans did overlap with ground slots a lot, and they were they were.
I had This is why I had bouchon because one of my theories was
they were talking about grounds loss. Yes, dude, I'm so glad.
Well they worked out a bunch of giant animals. So they did. They
did. So one I'll jump to this real quick. So there was a
thing when a merit when the Native Americans got to uh America called the Oh
God, I should probably clarify with ground sauce art. They were basically they
looked just like the treat slauce we have, except they're like fifteen feet tall,
and they walked on the ground very slowly and had kind of hands,
and you know, they looked kind of like people, not really, they
were like they were human esque, and that they had two legs, two
arms, they could stand up, they had hands like grabbing hands. While
they sound like they caught hands from the fucking natives, they sure did.
They looked enough like people to say they were a race of giants. Yes,
I think it's plausible that they so. My theory is one of two
things happened or a combination of the two. There is no genetic evidence that
the current No, there's no genetic evidence currently that the current Native Americans that
we know, the American that we know was here before like fourteen, fifteen
thousand years ago something like that. However, we have found evidence that there
were people here prior to that. There's new evidence showing the footprints. I
talked about this, I think in the CTC NO. I talked about this
in the other episode where we're like, man, thank god the name Americans
killed all the fucked up animals that used to live here. They found footprints
and stuff like that. Other evidence that people were here at least twenty thousand
years ago, But genetically that predates what we know now is Native Americans.
Right, were they really big footprints? They weren't. So here's they weren't
necessarily big footprints. But I don't know, Okay, So I have two
theories, and it could be a combination of the two about what these giants
were and I'll just get to them now before before we can get into it.
Also, giants were going to leave footprints. They're in the sky,
it declined, being intuf construa. Oh yeah, of course, people forget
so they'll never leave footprints. That was kind of a fucked up story,
right, Like this giant is just vibing in the sky, like eating vegetables,
and then a home intruder comes in. Yeah, this guy comes into
his house and fucking murders him, like he was just vibing. The amount
of fairy tales that involve a protagonist breaking into an innocent person's home and then
that innocent person defending their home and being the bad guy somehow. Yeah,
this is stand your ground stage Goldilocks, Like, yeah, dude, fuck
do she just wrecked those bears lives up. But dude, like, think
about just the dragon sitting on the pile of gold. He's just trying to
protect people from the corruption of wealth. Little Red He's like, he's like,
when these people get when this night gets this money, what's gonna happen.
He's gonna create a fucking awful society. He's going to be corrupt with
it. The Dragon's gonna sit on that gold to make sure that, you
know, an awful person doesn't get their hands on the little Red roding hood.
Uh. She breaks into her grandma's house that was then taken by a
wolf but kind of back then though, if you kill the homeowner, it's
your home is eminent domain, yeah, eminent domain, wolves on the home,
yes, yeah, another protagon is breaking in squ squatter's rights. So
my two theories are one, they're talking about grounds loss, and interestingly enough,
when Native America, the current iteration of Native Americans moved in uh was
around, they started or helped precipitate the late Quaternary megafauna extinction. So a
bench of essentially all the giant animals around the world, but especially in the
Americas, died off. Mammos, grounds loss, the American lion, the
giant American bear, which was like way bigger than a grizzly, all that
type of stuff, a ton more too. We did a whole episode on
it. It's one of our best. You should check it out. I
think it's on the main isn't it that one? Yeah? Yeah, it's
one of my favorite episodes I've ever done. Check it out. All of
them died off. So theory A is that they're talking about grounds loss,
which I imagine we're quite freaky. Oh and she game of telephone down through
the generations oral tradition all the way, race of giants that they killed.
They but I mean, these are peaceful animals. They're not gonna well,
not like a hard thing to Okay, I'm giving you my theories. And
then they gassed it up for the for the clout, you know, they
you know, they played up the fact that they were violent and just to
make themselves look cooler. So I'll give you my theories and then i'll run
through the evidence and you can tell me if you like either the theories better
or if you have your own theory. Okay, So theory B they ran
into other people because other people were here. We don't know how widespread the
other people were. Absolutely here, they ran into other people. Do you
think it was like an episode of Sliders? Or they just went into the
old Old West? What they slid forward, they slid backwards? So like
the fucking cast of Sliders just went into the old Americas and ran into these
people and then killed them. They got killed. Oh, they got killed.
Maybe they'd be taller because they'd be our height. And by the way,
these giants were mostly known as white giants. Makes you think that really
doesn't make me think at all. Yeah, Jeri o'connelsill allow to think he
is very much makes you think if you don't think about it very much,
the other theories that they ran into these people killed them off, slash starved
them off. Essentially. It's the same way the way we kind of killed
and choked out Neanderthals when we got to Europe and stuff like that in the
Steiner Recliner. Essentially. Yeah, the sort of like generational long Stunner Recliner
fucked them a little bit, killed them a little bit, starved them a
little bit, just kept taking their land, taking them. I think they
fucked them a lot. That's why white people exist. Uh maybe like humans
would have just been black if they didn't fuck Neanderthals. I don't think that's
accurate. I'm pretty sure it is. So humans were from Africa, they
were all black, and they went they were, and Neanderthals were, and
the Neanthras were white. Most people are also from like Turkey. No,
but they all started in Africa. No. I think I think the skin
color change is climate changed. It's all where you are and how much sun
exposure you have. I positive it's just I'm pretty sure banging the wheat and
Neanderthals kickstarted the white gene and well we came from Adam and Eve of course,
yes, who were white white people. Yeah, yes, yes,
and the Garden of Vedens in Missouri, Jesus was white. It must have
been so hard for Jesus being the only white person in the Middle East.
I helped them for a while. You're saying, the son of God couldn't
choose his complexion. Dad, I want to be uh, I want to
be a white one. You're avatars. They win in the end, I
think, so, well, I guess we'll just go white now. Uh
So my other theory is that they fought this other ray. It was a
Neanderthal situation essentially, but there was a lot of conflict, like proto warfare.
I guess you could say, and you know, the winner's right history,
right, So you can't just say, yeah, we showed up and
these guys were here, still we killed them, because people will be like,
oh, but that's kind of fucked up, because remember we got mad
at those guys were trying to do it to us, and but we did
it. So you have to say, like, oh, we showed up
and this race of manning and giants was they were horrible. Well, essentially,
it probably just started with and they were horrible. But then it gets
just starting and then the guys like yeah, and they're really big too,
Yeah, all that stuff. They were giants. And then the next stage
and they ate people and stole women and then no, Rob, All of
a sudden you have moral dilemmas and you have to come up with something and
not just go fuck them. Here's the thing. Fuck them plays for me.
I don't think it plays for all these people. Yeah, fuck them,
we're here. Fuck them. So my theory is it's either a B
or A and B combined. It's probably a little bit of both because you
never know what the ground slow stuff. Were there ground sauce in North America?
Yes, a shit ton? Yeah, So here is what I here.
We're gonna go run through the the evidence here. Hold on, cut
Are we good? That was sorry? That's like totally threw me out.
You just turn that off. Yeah, okay, all right. So,
like I said, as we established in the other shows that we've done,
people have been here a lot longer than the genetic Native Americans as far as
we know. Archaeologist Cyprian Ardelian, who works on prehistoric sites in Mexico,
thinks that there could be human activity in the Americans as far back as thirty
thousand years And like I said, these people genetically distinct from the Americans we
know today. Are they redheaded? They don't know that. I don't think
they have any way of knowing that. I don't I don't know they've I
don't think they an't even knowing that. I'll just say that. And you
know, came a geneticist at the University of Cambride says, this would suggests
the initial colonists of the Americas replaced when the Ice Corridor formed and other colonists
came in Native Americans. Blah blah blah, so on and so forth.
Now, by the way, all of this is not to say that whatever
the Spanish and English and Americans didn't and Canadians and whoever else did it,
naive Americans is justified because Native Americans did it thirteen thousand years ago. No,
no, No, that's how logic works. Okay, fair enough,
it is justified. Fair enough, do onto your enemy what they have already
done. Yes, I mean, that's just the way humans do. That's
how we can murk each other. Yeah. In the words of Florida Georgia
Line this is how we roll. This is how we roll. Just like
as you're scalping someone's faces, it is wild trying to like hold yourself accountable
for what your ancestors did. It's not wild, it's insane. It is.
It's like, yeah, the world's been mostly violent. Yeah, still
is. It still is. But we live under this kind of misconception that
everyone was chilling. Everything's just okay. Now yeah, we've evolved a species.
Now. There was like it's because like the nineties. My theory is
that the nineties people were like, we did it. History is over.
It seemed like it though it did seem like it, and then nine to
eleven happened. Literally, it is weird to think about. We are currently
living through history that will one day be talked about. Yeah, yeah,
no one's gonna talk about it. You know what, history was over in
the nineties, and then planes at the towers and they were like history too,
history too, And that's the Roman time. The Roman numeral is the
town towers. Yeah yeah, oh ship, oh ship History Part two.
These are Masonic symbols for sure, So flash that sign and you won't get
home. Dude. Someone have one of your callers teach us the Masonic sign.
I'll trade technically, what's that? I think I am a freemason?
Why because I'm a Fiji and I think it's like, no, that's Acacia's
freemason. No, we are too, oh weird. What's your distress symbols?
Right? You have a distress symbol? Yeah, this is so funny,
Like you're getting jumped and you're like, we just kind of do like,
no, we won't attack him. He just just we do a luau
dance. That's cool. I am ours? Is I just we just you
just open your mouth and then they just stick it in whatever, well,
whatever they want to put in. Yeah, that's that's brotherhood. Yeah.
Uh so let's start to our story with an article from the New Yor Times
published February ninth, eighteen ninety headline race of Indian Giants. The clip from
the story that was the headline, Yeah, race of Indian Giants. I'd
continue to read, yeah right, yeah, but I'd be like, is
it a race like a potato sack race? Or is it we have to
read to find out? Yea, yeah, you have more questions and answers
from that headline, A giant in a potato sack will be funny. That
would be I would watch that. That's just like watching him in race and
socks at that point in us sock us trying to like fit into a sock
if it's a sock for him. Yeah, us, it's a sack.
So the article says. Part of the article says, doctor Charles A.
Abbott, curator of the association, is continuing the search and the skeletons ought
to be shipped to the university at once. They run in a size from
a small child to several of seven feet in height, and one supposed to
be an old medicine man. Why goal must have been at least eight feet
in height. So allegedly in New Jersey. This is not even in New
Mexico where they found the old footprints from way Pass when Native American supposed to
hear of these giants. It's a newspaper from an academics from eighteen ninety.
So take it with a big fucking grain of salt. But this article,
like I said, to cite in New Jersey and they're fineing giants. Yeah,
this was the was this the one with the photo that was proven to
be fake? There was no photo. Ok, this is in the New
York Times. There's no photo. It was just a little columna. Next,
so we'll start with we're gonna run through these legends, all right.
Start with the legend that the Choctaw have. They were a tribe that lived
in modern day Mississippi. In the eighteen ninety nine book History of the Choctaw
Chickasaw Natchez Indians, it says they told of a race of giants who once
inhabited the state of Tennessee, so just north of them, and whom their
ancestors fought when they arrived in Mississippi in their migration from the west. So
what it tells two, by the way, is one, they're coming down
and over right, Because if you're coming into Mississippi and you're going the Native
path, you're coming up over the land bridge down, you're going west,
right, you're going west to east. So they're coming from the west.
So that tracks by the way, they weren't going east to west like the
European colonizers. They were going west to east like the colonizers that they were
the Asian, Native American whatever ones that walked over the frozen bridge right,
and they ran into a race of giants just north of them in Tennessee.
So the feeding habits, I'm sorry. They called these giants nahulo and they
were allegedly cannibals who the Choctaw killed whenever the opportunity arose again, cannibals.
No, they should have been called no hose though. No what no hose
though? No hose though, because they ain't had no hands. Funny you
say that. We'll get to that. A lack of hose is their downfall,
that's why they were uh kind of, I guess a lack of hose
was their downfall though. There's a bunch of dudes it's brown out. Well,
so the chalk Taw killed them whenever they saw there. It was killed
on site for the Choctaw because they were cannibals, which sounds to me like
chalk Taw propaganda. Yeah, oh, that's weird. The natives were killing
them because they were savages. Huh. Funny how that gets turned around,
right, even if it's a legend, it is hilarious. It's like,
no, no, no, we only killed them because they were savage.
Yoh fuck uh? They really do be your own words. And by the
way, how could they be cannibals if they're a different race. Yeah,
they're eating you. Yeah, or were they eating each other? Maybe too?
Maybe so these know Hulo, I don't know. If something eats a
person, it's a cannibal in my mind. Even if it's like a mountain
lion, that's a cannibalistic mountain lion. Yeah, they consider them the same
species, just bigger shark attack, it's a cannibalistic shark. I guess if
you eat a gorilla, I mean you're cannibal adjacent. If you eat a
chimp, yeah, would you eat a shimp? I mean if I had
nothing, I mean if it was already dead obviously, but like, yeah,
you try it. It doesn't seem like a good meat. Yeah,
it's probably very Yeah, really, dude, chimps. Chimps are smart,
though, I feel bad. Have you seen the show Chimp Empire on Netflix?
No, it's a dude, it is. It's like Game of Thrones,
Like they have little clicks and and different guys that want to be the
alpha, and they'll kind of team up with each other and they'll they'll kind
of work and like make little alliances to try to overthrow the alpha. And
I will say, in the future, AI Robotic wars to come. I
think we need to align with the Chimps. We do need. Yeah,
just give them some guns, dude, they could pick it up. Don't
disagree with that. Like Planet of the as terrible propaganda. Have you learned
nothing from history? Dan, Once you give guns to the person that you
think will help you will just turn on you in the future. The Chimp
war is down the road. First we kill the robots, then we can
worry about the show. It's like teaming with the Soviets and World War Two.
No, no, it's it's Afghanistan. It's teaming with Laden exactly.
Same yeah, same thing. Yeah, Like we'll worry about in later the
Chimps will crash into the New World Trade Center, the Freedom Tower. So
these Hulo, well, I mean, fucking King Kong already climbed the empire
stable. You know how to do it. Theyn Hulo are mentioned in Choctaws
stories alongside mamos Chalkcaw tell of mammos they hunted. That is in their myth
and legend. That is not a retcon. That's a point for the ground
sloss theory, or it's a point for just there were other people there.
I don't think it's a point either way. Actually, I think that they're
just essentially that they are confirming that there were other people, whether it be
ground sloss or other people alongside mammos. The fact that they had mammos in
their tails, which was not necessarily archaeologically confirmed, I don't think for a
long time, certainly not when they're telling the story in the sixteen seventeen hundreds.
Right, we don't know the mammos. That's fascinating to me. Allegedly,
these nahulo ate bark and leaves from trees Sloth Point, that is Sloth
Point, and they also fought each other frequently. Eventually they ran out a
hose. There were only two males left. And a lot of the times
these these giants fought on site, like not just Chalkdot killing them, They
fought each other on site a lot too. So the two giants were roaming
the forest. Eventually there was only two males left. Eventually they found each
other, fought, one killed the other. There was only one. He
wanted around the forest alone, but king and died, and thus his race
died today. No, he he dead. It's Bigfoot. We'll get into
that. That comes up. No, it doesn't yeah, well, of
course it does. Of course it does about giants in America. Of course
Bigfoot comes up with the Yeti Asian it's a himalayas Yeah, Yeti's Asian,
and uh Bigfoot is Americano. So the feeding habits, like I said,
make it sounds it could be sloss, but other details don't really line up
with that. The Oka na hulo, which is what they're also called,
we're known as also known as white people of the water. They dwelled in
deep pools, had light skins, the skins of trout apparently, which is
I don't know that that's true at all, but that does not sound at
all like a furry sloth. They had scales, skin of a trout,
weird, rough, scaly skin that sounds more like a weird maybe rough skinned,
a reptilian perhaps perhaps. And they still run everything to the elite.
It's true. Yeah, they live in Denver. That motherfucker right there is
not real. They were believed to sometimes capture human beings who they converted into
beings like themselves. That was also a thing. Now maybe that could mean
they raped them basically, because stealing women was typically the uh, and the
women had babies stealing women was typically the accusation. I guess you could say,
could they cross pollenate? Definitely? I mean we crossed pollen a with
Neanderthals. It works, yeah, you Yeah, a donkey can fuck a
zebra. A donkey can get fucked by yeah, but a mule can't reproduce,
right, yeah, neither can of I don't know if a donkey can't
either, So we were just spitting out mules maybe. I don't know.
How does a donkey reach a zebra when mounting it? I think usually the
donkeys are on the receiving end. If I had a guess, oh yeah,
probably you ever go zebra hunting here? No, I know he's go
to a ranch and just start mowing them down. Yeah, and I know
we you know you can pay it it, get up in a helicopter and
shoot wild bores. But here hunting? Yeah, dude, you can just
corner the corner to the zebra because obviously it's fenced in, and then you
just you pay, you pay to go shoot zebras. Yeah, throw grenade
at one. No way, really just cooked it? Did you really do
this? Yeah? How are you done? In man? He as Texas
does gets Yeah, he breaks about a lot. We don't really care not
but since Jake's not here, he's trying to take in Take me, take
me next time you go zebra hunting, I'll throw a grenade as zebra.
I'm pretty sick, to be honest, that would I mean, it would
be really sad and it might like kind of haunt my dreams. But now,
what is the zebra doing here in Texas? I mean we brought him
over. It's hot, nos, Yeah, what's kind of asking for it
at this point? You know you, you know you can zebra asked to
be brought here and just try to just chill an eat grass, go back
to Africa, zebra. Yeah. Do you think the horses are race racist
towards the Zebras, like, get off, get out of my cun Hey,
they're not from here either, but they're European, right, so well
on a lot of europe people of European ancestry here, yell it, people
are black ancestry here to be like, hey, go back to your content.
We're staying. Yeah, horses are like we say, nay to Zebras
being here. It's fair. They only horses. They only see the black
half exactly. Sad so are they what it with black strips or black with
white strips. If you're half black, you're all black. I think that's
how that works. That is certainly how that worked in the Jim Crow South.
It wasn't like, no, my dad's white's like, I don't think
it works for logic. What I don't think it works for logic? The
rapper, Like if he said the N word, it's almost questionable because he's
too pale. Drake says it. Drake's black though, fully no, but
logic's half and half. But like he's more white if you just look at
him. Okay, I don't care about the whatever. He can say whatever
he wants. I think he has. Like the lyrics and my blood is
both slave and Master Christ. All right, anyway, in the Southwest,
that's hard lyric. It's a terrible lyric. Yeah. The Namajo have their
own story about white giants U the Stanark I'm sorry the yeah Starnak sorry Starnak
or stern Ark people of Navajo legend. They described the Nava described them as
a quote unquote regal race of white giants who were like way more advanced than
current white people. Like They note that specifically by the way, they're like,
yeah, they were way better than the US. Oh, Aliens,
maybe they were great. They had mining technology, they dominated the West,
they enslaved lesser tribes. They were also way better at art, and then
they were either killed or quote unquote went back to the heavens. They had
better tattoos. Certainly they probably like holographic tattoos. Shit, we missed out
on this race of people. Yeah, well, I guess they're bitches because
they lost. And this is just I would say, this is just the
chalk Saws or whoever trying to just like make themselves look mightier by being like,
well, we killed this really advanced group of people, but really they
were just fucking ground slows. Yeah, now this is the nava. That
one was the Nava O sec one. The Commanches have a similar story.
The Commanches lived in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Colorado. Their giants
were also elite like dope. Chief Rolling Thunder of the Comanches said in eighteen
fifty seven of their white giants that quote unquote innumerable moons ago a race of
white men ten feet high and far more rich and powerful than any white people
now living. So he was just dunking on. You guys are bitches compared
to these other whites really better, And then how come you can't beat us?
Then here inhabited a large range of country, extending from the rising sun
to the setting sun. Their fortifications crowned the summits of the mountains, protecting
their populous cities, populous cities situated in the intervening valleys. Also, they
excelled every other nation which was which was flourished either before or since, in
all manner of cunning handicraft. They were brave and warlike, so they were
dope, ruling over the land they had wrested from its ancient possessors with a
high and haughty hand. Compared with compared with them, the pale faces of
present day were pigmies, both in art and arms. So they were way
better creatively, way way better at war. I think you might have been
dunking one. How did they how did they conquer them? How did they
defeat them? If you think so much more advanced, do you think they
were vikings they got here earlier? No, I don't. I thought about
that, But I don't think that was dope. Tall white men good at
war. Vikings would be a good theory. I don't think they were in
like Oklahoma, anybody from Nordic just came over and just kind of slowly expanded.
It sounded like there were too many of them for that to be the
case. Did the did this tribe of Native Americans describe how they were able
to defeat them? Not this one. Also, I just think it would
have been further back than essentially one thousand eight or eleven dy whatever it was.
Okay, it seems like it would have been further back than that.
The Manta tribe of Peru when Spanish coloniers arrived. Colonizers arrived in the fifteen
hundreds, they were like, oh, you guys came on these weird boats.
Cool, not even the first ones. Actually, there were these giants
that came here and they were perverts, so we had to murder them.
They were perverts. They specifically said that the giants showed up in boats made
of reeds that were huge, humongous boats. Did they talk about the giants
hogs? They did not directly, although the implication is that they're pretty big
because a human would only go up to their knee, like an adult human
being would only go up to these giants, so you would think their peace
would be proportional. Yeah, so they're probaby, just intimidated because they had
big dicks, well apparently, and they were all proportional. Actually they did
mention specifically they were proportional. And they said though that they had like horrific
sexual habits, elaborate I didn't like they didn't elaborate sexual I mean, this
sounds like it could be that could be Vikings. You know, the Vikings
were known to rape pillage. True, I don't know. You know,
the Vikings were you know, they were bigger than the Native Americans or the
Peruvian. None of this sounds like a ground sloth. So get that fucking
theory out. It doesn't. Yeah, I mean here's the problem, different
thing in different places. Peru is on the Pacific Ocean. So my guess
with Peru, if it wasn't people that were already there. So actually this
one with Peru, the Peruvian story in particular, I think this is an
outlier. And you know what, I think they're talking about Polynesian yep,
I think they're talking about Polynesians read boats, that is Polynesian. Oh yeah,
and they're they're a huge Moti're huge. The rocks just coming over and
murk people left and right. And again they're like, yeah, they were
fucking huge, and they were huge certainly, but they weren't you know,
you only go up to their knee. But obviously the game of telephone yeah
goes over time and they're like, yeah, these guys were fucking psychos.
Yeah they were, they were they were huge, and we killed them broke
they were five inches taller. We became five feet taller. Yeah, yep.
I think they are specifically talking like that fish. That fish Grandpa catches
gets bigger every time, every time he tells the story. I forgot to
choose my race, Like at birth, I would have chosen like Samelan really
because I don't know, man was naturally bigger. You get to have travel.
Yeah, but they're also very just like happy people. Like it looks
like like I've seen the documentaries about living there, they all it seems like
a sweet life. They don't like whites a lot. Why would they,
there's a lot of racism towards white and Hawaii. Yeah, I gotta say
I think according to that one Scott east Wood interview, I saw what Scott
Eastwood was talking about. It because he grew up in Hawaii. Oh and
he used to get bullied for being light. That's funny, not really funny,
but it's kind of funny. It's pretty funny. He's quey, bastard
child. No one believes he looks like he's clean, east with kid,
even though he looks. His guys who like him, and they believe now,
but it's obviously his kid. Uh. The Creek Indians have their own
story, of course, about the giants that are called the Koloa. It's
it was a hairy man eating ogre from Creek mythology. Some recent Creek storytellers
have translated koloa to mean gorilla, which sounds interesting. Uh. The Wampa
Dog have their own giant lore. It's called uh mashup and it is a
giant who is the cultural hero of the Mohegan and Wampaog tribes. He essentially,
he's strongly associated with whales. In most traditions, he would catch whales
and feed the people with them. In some stories, with his bare hands.
Yeah, he would just go murder, wade into the sea and murder
a whale with his bare hands, like the way, like you know,
a normal Indian would like spearfish us just a tree trunk and spears a whale.
Badass, that's pretty sick. I would pay money to see that.
It's a good story. Yeah, it's a shame these these Native Americans killed
them all. And so maybe he's Japanese too big. It's whales well fair,
but I don't know if that's the case. Okay, Masha and his
children eventually transform into whales themselves leisurely. He also had a wife. But
mainly the thing here with me for that one is is that again it's just
a giant. Is a shape shifter allegedly they call them a shape shifter.
That's all, just that, just where the myth comes in. You gotta
think. You got to remember these stories are tens of thousands of years old.
So have we not even considered once aliens on one group said they returned
to the heavens. Maybe they send them to heaven. It's sent to heaven.
The aliens just went to they just went back home, or that's they
murdered them, Yeah, send them back to God. Or maybe it was
like a Red Bull promotion. Red Bull's been promoting a while. Just have
one of those jet packs. I think, Look, I am of the
opinion that eventually, let's do a spare bedroom reference here. Eventually some company
will use some incredible technology after it's not that big of a deal anymore to
do something horrible for a promotion. For example, rip Jimmy Stewart's ghost from
heaven, or open a rift in time, right and go back and and
like become archaeological bone, like become the legend of myth for the Wampa dog
tribe. You know what I mean? Imagine this, right, sag.
The actors are all on strike, but Napoleon's coming out. They rip Napoleon
out of time. Yeah, to promote the movie, Yes, because Joaquin
Phoenix can't promote it, but Napoleon can. Mm hm. That'd be sick
endorsed by the actual Napoleon. Okay, sir, I know you don't understand
this technology, but we just recreated your life. How is it? Let
us know? Yeah? Why not? That would happen one hundred per Do
you guys know? Napoleon wasn't even really he was like an inch taller than
the average man. For that Dan is Anti that he was in France.
It was not that long ago. It's five six. They had shit fucking
nutrition. Back then, Georgia Washington was six No, he wasn't he was,
but there were outliers. It's fine. God, when did we just
get in this argument? Was it literally the last patron Probably I'm gonna die
onth he was five six seven, he was the eighteen owners. There's plenty
people that were taller than five six. It was not average. Average people
that are taller than the average male height now in the United States is five
nine. I don't believe that that is absolutely true. No, if you're
not six foot, you're not average. That's an that's just completely wrong.
I'm going by dating app standards. Five. Well, yeah, well everyone's
averages up on a dating app, because if you're five to nine and up,
you say you're six foot on a dating no woman's gonna date you if
you're under six foot. That's just fair. I mean, I've been dating
a woman for four years now and you think so yeah, and I'm married
and you're the only one here that's six foot and you're the only one who's
single. Mm hmm, have options? Oh toche sure? And you're the
giant that we have to kill. You're like, you're like a fucking guy
who opens his fucking fridge and there's nothing in there. And you're like,
I can eat anything that happens on the daily basis. Yeah, I don't
have snacks because I don't like to, uh get high and feast. Go
smart. Eliminate snacks from the helmet is the best diet tip. Yeah,
fuck it? Uh. So another the Cherokee have their own monster, this
one, their own giant, this one I I I like a lot because
it can only be killed by one thing. You want to take some masses
and what can kill it? Sleep shots? What I said, love,
Uh, you're in the ballpark, fucking it. The uh you're getting closer,
warmer, kizzing on it, hugging it, adjacent, colder, not
hugging it. So just a little kiss colder. I'll just you said,
jizzing on it was ballpark. So a hot load. Yeah. I don't
know how he could get closer than that without you know, it's inability to
produce a hot load. The only thing that could destroy this monster, which
was called stone clad. Stone clad was in some versions uh femaleism, you're
really close. Uh. Stone clad is a man sized uh or human witch.
Uh turned itself into an invulnerable monster. Uh it's essentially a stone skinned
giant that the tribes talked about, the Iroquois and the Cherokee. Ah.
Essentially he could only be defeated by exposing him or exposing them to a chick
on her period period. So essentially not I mean, just a full on
men's stating one just to like chuck menstruating women at the giant and she started
woman just stand near it and that makes it fall apart or I guess,
yeah, like a fucking faalanx of men's trading women. She's like, I'm
starting to cramp, and then the guy can't take time to go save our
village from the monster. Pretty much? Yeah? Uh, and you know
obviously the monster, you know, I assume in smaller tribes like this that
everyone's sinked, right, Yeah, so the monster's got three free weeks to
attack. Yeah, but then they have that one week, one glorious week
where no things, no stone clads are coming around, and it's like the
they just gather all the women on their period like it's the fucking death Star
and they just shoot a period beam adam. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah,
so gather up that blood and fucking make a water balloon and make a
water balloon out of pig skin and fill it with fucking period blood and hit
at the muster. It's just like melt my melting. Uh. The Iroquois
had a similar legend about a stone clad thing and like giant, and that's
interesting to me. The Chippewa had a similar one as well. That's interesting
to me that there's a specific sort of like rough different skin, because obviously
that other tribe had a sort of the scaly skin legend, So they're getting
some similarities here. When Lewis and Clark traveled through the newly purchased Louisiana purchase
to explore it with a girl with sackage away, they encountered the flathead Indians,
most of whose folklore like. They hung out with them for a while
and they shared their stories and stuff like that. With their heads actually flat
they were not. They were not. They weren't like a hammer head.
Were they called flatheads? I think it was. They were near like a
rock formation. Those Oh, it would be kind of funny if they were
deformed, right, Yeah, They just had like you could balance a cup
of water on that pin the plate head. These people will be our tables.
So the Flatheads shared like all their stories with them, and like a
bizarrely huge amount of their folklore dealt with giants called the uh. Oh,
Jesus Christ not till not least killikoten. They're giant fucking idiot. How do
you not get that way? The flatheaded Indians said, the giants uh were
visible to human eye, like you could see them, which is a weird
detail to share, but they hated being seen. Uh. They gradually kind
of decreased in number uh because there wasn't enough food for such big creatures,
which is an interesting detail because that relates exactly to one of the main reasons
that the Quaternary megafauna extinction happened. Humans came in. They hunted the fuck
out of these animals and hunted their food source. Yep, that dropped all
the way fucking down and didn't like to be seen. That's very bigfoot.
And by the way, we did the same thing with the Neanderthals. We
kept pushing them out and taking their food and then they starved off or we
had sex with some of them. Well, we were the slender Man.
We are the slender Man, as we establish. Yeah, and again that'd
be another funny thing like if you need to promote your slender Man movie,
you'll open a rip in time and you go back and you just aren't haunting
Native American tribes, the little squatty people. Yeah, you would say,
I was always taught the low man wins. I guess not. I mean
low man wins unless you're fighting the fucking mountain. Just cut down his legs.
Oburn tried that you're red and murdered, that you'll red, dude.
Just just get the job done then, and it this is what you get.
You don't spike the football on the fucking five. He DeShawn Jackson.
Bitch, for sure. It was bad. So the Corda, a land
people of northwest Idaho. Uh. They also have stories about how giants were
once common on their land. They say their giants faces were black and they
were tall as the tps. Uh. The giants would often go after like
people alone or steal fish from fish traps. But if you were together in
a group so that there were less there were a lot of giants where they
were less giants and there were humans, and that that could just be like
you know, like a like a fairy tale. They told the kids to
make sure they didn't run off into the woods alone. Right, But giants
stealing women is actually a common uh story throughout all of these which again to
me sounded like a little bit of propaganda, a little anti propaganda. But
these giant legends have been pervasive. They are giants in particular, perbate evasive,
essentially across continents, across tribes that are in totally different environments, totally
different landscapes at totally different times. And to me, after reading all this
stuff, my two thoughts were grounds loss or and or erase of people you
wiped out, and you needed to slander them to justify wiping them out.
Yeah, I also think you know, oh and three obviously they were talking
about samoans. Those Peruvians were talking about samoans. Yeah, simoons or aliens
or Simoight. Well, what are your I'm at the end of my my
case here, Boosh, I'll start with you. You're the guest. What
do you what do you? What did you learn from this? What did
you take from this? I think some of them might have been ground sloths,
some of them might have been just a regular group of people they killed
and you know, big game of telephone, other people heard that that this
this giant legend, and they're like, oh, that's a a good story.
Let's, you know, put our own spin on that. But ours
will have you know, fish scales or ours will be made of rocks,
and it just becomes a story you pass on. Okay, now, Rob,
I'm wanna throw out another possibility. We've talked about these people before.
Remember that group that came from the sea, that it's out of Egypt where
they had no idea where they came from. See peoples, to see peoples.
They probably were spread out right, like the oceans, the current,
they're gonna take them different spots. So maybe the sea peoples were all over
the world. There were the Magellan of the show showed up and just reeked
fucking havoc. I'm gonna go with that because like roughly at the same time
ish these Vikings. Maybe I don't think their vikings. I think vikings are
too late in the game for y vikings. But see people's would be bronze
as that would be like similar Viking like people be like fifteen hundred see two
thousand BC's people were ancient Vikings essentially, not literally like they weren't Nordic,
but they were and they kind of had origins or something what they didn't really
know where they're from, but like maybe Crete maybe like yeah, Greece,
they weren't. They were from the Mediterraneans, that's right. Yeah, So
I don't know. Maybe if they're like kind of spread out and just kind
of doing their thing, they run into North America and they settled suck around.
Yeah. Yeah, there could have very well have been Europeans who went
and were even thriving in North America like well before and to see people,
you know, did not document a goddamn thing. Yeah, well, we
don't know who they are still, it could have been. It could have
been like, you know, just a merchant, you know, like there's
you know, there was everyone says Columbus was the first one to get there.
Columbus was just the first one to get there and make it back,
right. There could have been other shipwrecks that went all the way over to
North America without realizing it, and you know that they bumped into Native Americans
and then Native Americans called them giants. A lot of possibilities. I think
it's an anti mystery race of people properly with a sprinkling of sloth and definitely
in Peru, Polynesians like twenty the Rocks showed up. They were just fucking
rowing their boats, did fucked up shit or maybe just kiss each other.
I don't know. I don't know what these people's mores were. I don't
know what their taboos were. M but that's all I got for today.
Uh, it was like a rip in time. We've talked about this in
the episode. That's my favorite theory. It's marketing. It's gorilla marketing for
something we don't know about yet because it's like three hundred years in the future.
There were just a bunch of extras that were supposed to be on Game
of Thrones as Wildlins, and they got lost the time or I mean like
no, no, it's like a project, like three hundred years in the
future and like at a specific time, maybe when we're in our sixties,
you know, they discover the bones and then you get like two hundred years
of like that lore and then they're like you've heard the story, you've heard
the myths, now learn the fact. But it's all really just they ripped
open time. They we don't realize they have that time to help technology it's
like that Simpsons episode where they placed the angel skeleton. Yeah, yeah,
it's exactly that. Okay, the Simpsons predicted it. They're so good,
they might have predicted that. That might have been one of the most pressing
episodes, to be quite honest, if I had to guess, that might.
I mean, there's nothing better in the first ten seasons of The Simpsons.
Yeah, I really went downhill after those first ten they lost their main
writers and they just decided to make Homer an idiot and like he was always
kind of stupid, but he used to have like heart and like he used
to be like a good father horrific now yeah, and they just made him
just like mentally challenged and mean, I told I know exactly worked at a
nuclear power plant. He was doing pretty well. Yeah, you know exactly.
That's the whole joke. Is that like it? Because the show came
out around the time that the nine Mile Island, Yeah, three Mile Island.
Yeah, you know, I mean it went downhill, you know exactly
when it went out hill season Conan left, When Conan left season five,
when Futurama started, they put their attention on that. In that basket,
dude, they revived Futurama for the third time on Hulu just recently. I
don't like Futurama. I'll say it. I like Futurama. I haven't seen
the new stuff that's good for today. I mean Futurama walked so Rick and
Morty could fly. I don't watch that either, jeez. I like,
you don't like Riga Morty, the Rick and Morty. It's like it's I
like the first two seasons of Rick and Morty. The new seasons aren't as
aren't as good. It's always it's like too many jokes, too fast.
It's like I'm trying to wrap my head around what's happening. It's just,
you know, they stick that. It's that thing where it's like they got
to up the insanity every season. So now insane, South Park Archer,
those are all good ones, man, That's all I got. Guys done.
Who's in the game? Not these motherfuckers, Well, no they are.
They are in the game. The giants are the giants aren't the game.
These guys are in the game big time. So who's Hitler? Is
that what we were so for Patreon, we do who's in the game and
what you learn? We really talked about what you learned. So who's in
the game is like, who's you know, the great game playing the great
game? Which is for power, for being on top? Who played the
great game? All these tribes they added some clout, you know what.
Not us because we haven't used this to our advantage before, like oh,
I'm sorry, we killed the natives because they were savages. Other did the
same thing to a group of people before this. It's almost like human beings
operate in some pattern, weird pattern we just do as if we're all the
same. It's weird no matter how different we are. Deep down, we're
just all there's a lot of commonalities, the same assholes. We're all dicks.
Yeah for amen, Alex Bashemi and Dan ri Chester. I'm Ron Fox.
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