1 00:00:01,679 --> 00:00:05,879 Snakes, asshole. Yeah, no, I get it, Patrick. It's 2 00:00:05,879 --> 00:00:09,759 a daring feeder. A diamondback can kill you. You don't, It really 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:15,560 can't. And I always thought that, like, oh, the top three 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,320 most poisonous snakes in the United States, Like, if you get bit, 5 00:00:18,399 --> 00:00:20,719 you die instantaneously, And it's just not the case. I mean, you'll 6 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,879 be violently ill and you could die, but you'll really just feel like a 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,120 searing pain and wherever it bit you, and you do want to keep your 8 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:31,719 legs elevated, but you probably won't die. You'll just be incredibly sick. 9 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:53,719 Well, you have to drink your friend's pee. Huh. Welcome up Bore, 10 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:57,880 another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. 11 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,640 I'm sidled up next to one Patrick Hickey. Great to be here. 12 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:03,040 Permission to come aboard granted. So what do we do about this? You 13 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,439 want to have Kaylen say? Hi? Yeah, are we doing producer or 14 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,599 anything yet? Oh? Yeah, I think it's a little early on to 15 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,000 give them that. Yeah, okay, um, Hi, that's it. 16 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:23,000 Hi, that's him. That's him, all right, very thrown off by 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,159 the whole thing. Okay, I understand something different, new, something new. 18 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:32,079 Yeah, we fear change. How you doing, I'm doing wonderful. 19 00:01:32,239 --> 00:01:34,359 Yeah, yes, ye, numbers are up. I want to thank the 20 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,959 audience for that. Thanks for sharing the show. Numbers are up. Thank 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,319 you guys very much. We love you very much. Keep telling your friends, 22 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,519 keep telling your family, keep stealing credit cards, and go to Patreon 23 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:48,120 dot com slash another podcast network. New tiers have been updated. We won't 24 00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:52,640 touch them anymore, but a new tiers announced. Twelve dollars tier is the 25 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:55,959 uncensored tier. All of the bleeps will be gone. You will hear all 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,920 of the things that could get us canceled. And should we get any bigger 27 00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:02,359 than we already are, you can go to UM I don't know whatever publication 28 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:06,599 that will have you share the audio. Yeah, exactly, be unemployable for 29 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:07,719 the rest of our lives. So that'll be fun. So go do that. 30 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:12,439 Patreon dot com slash another podcast network. And if we haven't done this 31 00:02:12,439 --> 00:02:14,800 in a while, but if you're strapped for cash, like if you if 32 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,719 you don't have twelve dollars, pat sorry to throw this on you, but 33 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:22,240 you're a very very industrious young man. So what's what's a way that somebody 34 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,719 could get twelve bucks? Well, you can volunteer at a rest home and 35 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,439 rest home what's that, well, arrest home. You know where a bunch 36 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:31,280 of old blue hairs live, you know where they drink out straws and eat 37 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:35,759 baby food. Yeah yeah, yeah, so volunteer there is it's so funny 38 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,840 that the spectrum of our existence, it's how we come into the planet, 39 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:42,680 yeah, and how we go out right right right, that's right. Yeah, 40 00:02:42,719 --> 00:02:45,599 so you're shedding your pants and eating jello, same thing, yeah, 41 00:02:45,719 --> 00:02:47,560 just a little bit older. Um, So what you do is you go, 42 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:50,599 they'll have you volunteer. I don't know. Maybe you have a skill 43 00:02:50,599 --> 00:02:52,879 set. You play guitar, Maybe you know how to I don't know, 44 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:55,479 maybe you know how to teach someone a different language. You never too old 45 00:02:55,479 --> 00:03:00,319 to learn Spanish, you know, So you volunteer, you well you it 46 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:06,919 might be too old. You could be a or some of them. Yeah 47 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:09,400 yeah, yeah, that'll pay more than twelve dollars. And that's an example 48 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:13,159 of something that we might want to believe. Well mine was much more sinister. 49 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:15,960 You volunteer, and they don't lock those rooms, right, and so 50 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,800 what you do is you go in there. A lot of old people, 51 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:23,919 they can't stop themselves they hide their money under their bed, right, you 52 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:25,560 just steal their money and then you go to patreon dot com, slash into 53 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,000 the podcast network and give us a five bucks or twelve. Actually a super 54 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,840 good idea. So jump of the comments, YouTube, Patreon, iTunes, 55 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:37,080 ratings and reviews. Love you guys so much. The reviews have been absolutely 56 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,599 unbelievable, to recipes, the five stars, the kind words, thank you, 57 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:43,759 thank you, thank you. At the end, I'll read reviews. 58 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,520 So um, we have to get into the episode. What an episode it 59 00:03:47,639 --> 00:03:53,759 was? Yes, hey, less than triumphant return of our favorite captain Lee. 60 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:59,039 How many pots are you going to give tonight's episode of pollow Deck, 61 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,240 Well, Dylan, interestingly enough, I'd rather use my time to rather than 62 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:06,479 give my thoughts and pots to actually share with the audience. The news very 63 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:11,800 upsetting. There will be no reunion. Sure that was shared to us and 64 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,199 verified by one Katie who's on the show. We had a great interview with 65 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,879 her, an interview coming later this week. And yeah, she was upset. 66 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,560 She just heard the news, right, And then I go on, 67 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:24,439 you know, uh, Alyssa had already posted what Bravo sent them. He 68 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,040 said, I'll keep your mouth shut there's no fucking reunion. And I was 69 00:04:28,079 --> 00:04:30,879 like, why no reunion because Kaa asked her said I don't know, and 70 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,639 I was like pondering, and I'm like, well, Rache told us last 71 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,199 year she wasn't fucking showing up. You and I have excuse me a privately 72 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,759 talk and talk to him for weather. And it's the weather, but but 73 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,319 it's it's wet weather. We've had so much right now, it's not dry 74 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,920 at all. We've got so much rain. All right, Well, anyway, 75 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:53,240 Alyssa said, can you not laugh so much? Please? My god, 76 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:56,279 I can't help himself. Can't help it. Okay, and then so 77 00:04:56,439 --> 00:04:59,399 Ross isn't going, Alysta is not going. And then I thought, actually, 78 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,680 you know what it well, I think it might be a little squabble 79 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:06,879 over that Sandy and Lee for who gets uh, you know, lead title 80 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,480 of captain. You've made a grave mistake here, really, you've not announced 81 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:15,120 that you are dawning a certain TFSA. Okay, this is a tinfoil cap. 82 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:19,439 However, I actually have the audio of Sandy and Captain Lee trying to 83 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:25,600 work this out, and Andy, all right, here we go, press 84 00:05:25,639 --> 00:05:30,759 play Kaylin, this is Lee. Look Sandy it's my boat. I want 85 00:05:30,759 --> 00:05:35,720 to answer all the question Johnny Reunion. They said, uh, yeah, 86 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:39,680 you basically missed the whole season. Lee, Well, I know, how 87 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,399 about I throwing a bone for an old shee dog here? I don't think 88 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:46,120 so, Sandy. Let me ask you something. Have you ever touched a 89 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:55,279 place? Only four people on earth have gotten that far with their tongue? 90 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,839 Severy people have died? So can I talk to Andy? Please? Okay? 91 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,360 No? So they couldn't agree, right, and that's when Andy just 92 00:06:04,399 --> 00:06:06,800 pulled the plug on the whole fucking thing, right right, right, Lee 93 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:13,240 is very vulgar outside of the production of the show. Why did he swear 94 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,879 I didn't? I didn't wasn't listen? No, no, I mean speaking 95 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:21,000 of the kind of Latin terms for the deepest recesses of the anal track like 96 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:27,639 that. I'd never heard anything like that, plica for salas. You're basically 97 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,480 touching the bottom of the stomach at that point. Okay, can you imagine 98 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:32,600 a tongue getting up there? Give the man his due? Let him talk 99 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:39,079 to Andy? Okay, all right, right, Um, so you are 100 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:46,240 not going to give any pots because what did acquiring that audio take? Too 101 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:49,240 much out of you all right, Dylan, fine, you'll pulled it out 102 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:55,519 of me. I actually enjoyed the episode. We were shitting on Laquisha a 103 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,199 little bit more. That was fun boy. They hate Wow, what a 104 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:03,439 microbres and from you hug my god or name's liquis. I enjoyed the episode. 105 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,600 Food was pretty good. I'm curious to hear what you have to say 106 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,439 about that dinner. Are you mean the surf and turf? Yeah? Yeah, 107 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,000 sure, yeah, I'm excited to get there. And uh, I 108 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,680 don't know. Uh Rachel was interesting. Uh yeah, good, good episode 109 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,519 over all, four knots. Yeah, tonight was really cool because of how 110 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:29,120 important Wind played a role um or how important a role Wind played, um, 111 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,079 you know we we had had some people say this was kind of like, 112 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:36,639 um, a respite from all the drama. Glad we're back to below 113 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,600 deck. Uh. This isn't the blow deck that I want to be back 114 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:47,199 at. I don't want to be back with Captain times Share and um tepid 115 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:54,639 tame birthday celebrations that are not at clubs that are in the main salon. 116 00:07:56,199 --> 00:08:01,920 I found it to be a rather uninspiring episod. Sound ninety pots okay, 117 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:11,800 so um let's get into it. We don't not right now, so we 118 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:18,720 cheers to prosperity and we join Captain timeshare in her timeshare. Um, she 119 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:24,720 was, Oh, what's that, Sandy, It's fifteen fucking minutes before dinner. 120 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,720 Can you not be a child at a reptile exhibit right now? Because 121 00:08:31,839 --> 00:08:35,159 that's what you're like right now. You're just pointing at things and you're asking, 122 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,879 what's that? What's that? And it's not the time, but Rachel 123 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,679 is m Rachel feels secure knowing that she's about to get, you know, 124 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:50,080 dearly departed leave the boat because her and Lee have been texting these sayings back 125 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,080 and forth to one another that don't make any sense, and quite frankly, 126 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:56,759 it's not helping Rachel's kind of mental forever what she's going through. Yeah, 127 00:08:56,799 --> 00:08:58,639 she's going crazier and crazy. Now I should point out Dylan that Sandy, 128 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,840 while she knows Lee is coming back to the boat, she's not going to, 129 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:05,919 uh, I guess give the information, that information to the rest of 130 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:11,279 the crew. I guess because she says he's old and one slip in the 131 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,679 bathtub, you know, for those old bastards, they'll you know, that 132 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:16,320 could be the end of them. We talked about the dangers of falls many 133 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:20,759 times the elderly, and once again, it's very similar to babies. A 134 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:26,120 fall is bad for them too. Um. The table is set for dinner. 135 00:09:26,759 --> 00:09:33,039 Um. It is an explosion of rose petals surrounding a single sternow burner. 136 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:39,279 Um. And the rest of the table is pretty much empty. Um. 137 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:43,320 Just a stunning display of table escaping. I mean, where's bugs when 138 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,480 you need her? I know, while she's writing all those books about tablescaping. 139 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:50,519 Yeah, hey you know, um Nick is the only person that ever 140 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,679 bought any copies. Yeah, they bought three. Yeah, they're still here. 141 00:09:54,799 --> 00:09:56,240 Yeah. By the way, listeners, if you want one, you 142 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,519 got to pay for the post to jall mail one to you. Yeah. 143 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:03,440 All right. So dinner service is very odd because Fraser's running around with his 144 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,519 fucking head cut off, and he's got two stus vacuuming hair extensions up down 145 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:09,799 in those guest gabins. Yeah, come on, Frasier, you're still you 146 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:15,480 know, Sandy gives him his due excuse me for a full transformation at some 147 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:20,879 point in this charter. He hasn't changed one fucking bit. He's still overworking 148 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:24,480 himself, till three in the morning. He's not delegating properly. The only 149 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:28,399 missing thing here is is Alyssa. Yeah, he hasn't transform at all. 150 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:33,360 Well, transformations usually don't take place over the course of twenty four to thirty 151 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,039 six hours, and we'll get to the text messages and we'll get to the 152 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:39,240 public displays of pride and whatnot. But well, they do happen, Dylan. 153 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:43,440 There's a little show called twenty four Hours From to Hell and Back with 154 00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:46,120 Ran Ramsey where he goes into a restaurant in twenty four hours. Yeah, 155 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:52,279 he transformed, transforms a restaurant where the kitchen and the fresier freezer had shrimp 156 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,360 from nineteen ninety nine and they're rotting that they were about to serve people, 157 00:10:56,799 --> 00:11:01,039 And in twenty four hours, with some pain on the walls and obviously some 158 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:05,720 cockroach removal, he's able to put that business back on its feet in twenty 159 00:11:05,759 --> 00:11:11,039 four Not only that, some really really aggressive depth psychology of Gordon Ramsey just 160 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:16,720 screaming at people until they realize all of the trappings of their lives and they 161 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:22,519 fix it instantaneously. You know. They go from letting fish rot, cooking 162 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:28,840 it and serving it to unsuspecting victims to a upstanding, passionate culinary member of 163 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,799 those arts. So, um, yeah, it was how I stand corrected. 164 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:41,279 So Johnny sees the table wants a hug. Obviously, Frady just gotta 165 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,639 leave room for the holy ghost there because I feel like he could get a 166 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:46,120 little poke in the stomach if he doesn't. If you get into close, 167 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,080 Johnny's all hopped up. Dinner is going to be drumroll, please steak. 168 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:56,120 But before we get to, yes, steak in an eighties party. This 169 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,279 is not the blowdeck. I want to go back to. This is carbon 170 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:03,320 copy. This this carbon copy. Um, we have to talk about the 171 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,399 wind and how it's not going to do anything, and how in fifteen minutes 172 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:13,440 we'll talk without any issues. Sandy's up all night. She didn't sleep a 173 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:18,720 wink. She's up all night. So dinner is sir. First course is 174 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,919 Caesar salad, the King of salads. Um. This gets the crew pretty 175 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,200 rowdy. Johnny starts pumping and moving his hips on one of the older women 176 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:35,799 in her ass falls out. Um fuck I like it. Um. I 177 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,759 get a little botox, a little lift here or there, whatever makes you 178 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,200 feel cover girl, But when you're sixty years old, Why do you have 179 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,399 what do you have? Plastic in your ass? And you're amongst friends too. 180 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:52,720 I mean you can take the pageant or that you can take the girl 181 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:54,840 out of the Picks universe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? What 182 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,039 am I trying to say? You can take the girl out of the pageant 183 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,000 industry. You can't take the horrors of the pageant industry out of the girl. 184 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,679 I think I think that's it. Yeah, Dylan, wait till you're 185 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:07,559 sixty, and then from that point of view, you can you can evaluate 186 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,480 whether or not people should have fake asses, you know what I mean. 187 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,799 No, we don't want to not get old. It's it's our personal business. 188 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,279 I don't want to get old. I want to look handsome. I 189 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,639 want to be like Tom Cruise. Do you stuff socks and your fucking pants 190 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:24,600 to make it look like you're cocks bigger when you're going to an event with 191 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:30,600 close friends except for Lakeish, No, right. I think it's a little 192 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,159 sick and a little sad that this woman's putting plastic shit in her ass and 193 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,879 she's not securing it well at all. Johnny was barely face fucking her and 194 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:43,000 it fell out. So moving on, the next course is obviously surf and 195 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,600 turf. It's blowdeck and these people are paying sixty thousand dollars a day, 196 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:54,200 so it's shrimp. It's filet mignon. You can get this at Outback Steakhouse, 197 00:13:54,360 --> 00:14:00,279 and you can get it marginally less delicious. There's no gold leaf at 198 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:05,720 Outback Steakhouse, but it is significantly cheaper, and I mean fifty nine thousand 199 00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:11,399 five yeah, a lot cheaper. Um now um. I was shocked that 200 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:18,440 Laquis wasn't pissed that Rage was doling out that stick or gold right like you 201 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,919 would in kindergarten classed all the little kindergartens, everyone gets a sticker. Yeah, 202 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,639 yeah, yeah, I thought that was nice Rage. I think she 203 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:26,720 did it to intentionally piss Lakisha. Yeah, well Lakis is, like Lakis 204 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:33,480 is a fierce capitalist, right, So fucking old Carl's back there just doling 205 00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:37,519 out all these fucking things evenly to people. It's really discussing. And I 206 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:41,519 was on Lakisha's side. No one else requested gold leaf. There would be 207 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:48,799 no gold leaf if this, this this innovating robber baron hadn't have asked for 208 00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:52,039 it. So anyways, let's talk about Hayley. Um, and the time 209 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,879 when she found out that she knew that she thought she might be gay. 210 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:01,720 Um. Jerry Hallwell, Ginger Spice, Ginger Spy. Now, um, 211 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:07,159 I don't know if you you were probably at the age. It's not a 212 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,120 perfect analogue, but it's like when Little Zan was running around. That's like 213 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:15,039 how I felt about Little Zan, Like she was just a little too for 214 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:18,720 the children. Yes, Um, how did you feel about the Spice Tent 215 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,279 when the Spice Girls hit? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean that 216 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:26,799 cough is so bad. I was so attracted to sporty Spice. I mean 217 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,919 it's unbelievable. I'm gonna drink some taiko. Yeah, it's like all of 218 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:33,600 the aspartame is crystallizing in kind of like a fiberglass network of tendrils. And 219 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:39,840 when air goes down eurosophagus. I feel better. Now, would you go 220 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:45,200 get a cat's scan for me or something? I'm fine, I'm fine, 221 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:50,840 Jesus. I'm apologized for equating the Spice Girls to a little Zanna. Okay, 222 00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:56,600 the Spice Girls were so much more cultural league relevant um then lozann Is, 223 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,519 and they were immensely talented. Maybe not, um, but who's your 224 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:04,440 favorite spice girl, Sporty, Spice, Sporty. I think she was the 225 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,559 only one that could really sing Melsie No, yeah, Melsey, Yeah, 226 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:14,080 I think so too. Baby Spice couldn't sing Jerry Hallwell, couldn't singh posh. 227 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:18,799 Spice definitely couldn't sing Victoria Beckham. Are you kidding me? My favorite 228 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:22,240 spice girl obviously Melby. I think bell By right, I'm melb Yeah, 229 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,639 scary Spice. Yeah, so hot, very hot, so hot. Yeah. 230 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:29,399 I had a kid with Eddie Murphy. You know he's pretty sure that 231 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,600 really. Yeah, he's pretty mad about that. You know. Eddie Murphy 232 00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:37,639 used to frequent that coffee being over on Whitsitt Ventura. Is that right? 233 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:41,200 Yeah? Wow? Seen him. There a lot of coke deals go on 234 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:45,519 there, you know, really yeah. I think there's a Jim Boree next 235 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:52,000 door. So that's sad. Wow. All right, So Sandy cannot dock 236 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,879 again. Sandy is speaking of how she cannot doc and we get to the 237 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:02,960 eighties party. Pat anything on this horse, a horse that has been beat 238 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:07,599 to I mean, it's like, leave the carcass alone at this point, 239 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,839 you know, it's just ridiculous to keep going back here. Yeah, it 240 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,680 was sad we only got about a minute of the party, maybe even less. 241 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,519 Yeah, they apparently had a great time, but don't enough to tip. 242 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:18,880 Well, let's get to the next day. Then next morning, Tony 243 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:26,200 is pumping and Frasier is ambushing Haley because it is her birthday. Now, 244 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,640 more on that later, but first, should we talk about the tension with 245 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:40,759 the deck crew. The deck crew, because the deck crew is usually pretty 246 00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:44,279 decent. You know, they're just sea rats. They're above ground sea rats, 247 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:47,160 right, they get to soak in the d they get to work with 248 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:53,640 their hands, they don't have to interface too much with the ridiculous demands of 249 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:59,519 the quasi wealthy. It's rare for them to have this kind of in fighting. 250 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:03,720 Now we're on episode fourteen, and this is the first time that Editing 251 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:07,920 decides to point out that little Katie there's a little bossy pants. I hadn't 252 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:12,400 notice. I actually thought she might be a ranking above Tony because the way 253 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:17,440 she talks. And we've talked about this before, but it is kind of, 254 00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:22,920 um what do I don't want to make accusations of misogyny, but it 255 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:30,319 is. It's a little throwing when you refer to women as little you're right 256 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,519 how I talk about Lee. I'm fine with how you talk about Lee. 257 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,119 And Lee is a sea dog. You know, if you're going to talk 258 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,359 about eating your employees ass, then we can fucking say whatever we want about 259 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:47,839 you, because that's ridiculous. It's it's really inappropriate. But yeah, Katie 260 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,720 is little, Katie is this is a little bossy pants. You know she 261 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,119 is little? Yeah? She is? Uh and Katie is lovely. I 262 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,559 can't wait for you guys to listen to that interview. Just a sweetheart, 263 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,200 just wanted to be at that reunion, just in Florida, just doing see 264 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,359 wretch hit, just not bothering anybody, just working boat shows, just working 265 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,759 boat shows. Yeah, hey, can I get back to the Hailey thing 266 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:10,200 for one, Her and Rodeo from Rock of Love we're probably in the same 267 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:15,200 industry. Oh yeah, yeah, well Rodeo is trying to sell rooms on 268 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,480 cruise ships, got it? Yeah? Yeah, Jesus Christ more sad. 269 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,960 Yeah, Hailey, as you pointed out, lets us know today is her 270 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,000 birthday and uh, it's going to be all about her, right that is 271 00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:30,240 until she walks in and she says to a guest, Hey, did you 272 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,920 know it's my birthday and the guest says, great, are they making omelets? 273 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,039 Yeah? Yeah. It's really sad because when you're working in a service 274 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:40,559 industry like this, the guests they might pretend to care, but it's really 275 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:42,000 not about you at all. How do you feel about a mushroom omelet? 276 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,759 And that wasn't a joke. I was asking you how you personally felt about 277 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:55,799 a mushroom cough is so bad, I'm dying. You do love one? 278 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,480 I love it a mushroom momlet? Really? Yeah? I had one this 279 00:19:57,519 --> 00:20:03,319 weekend. I can't believe that I did. There was spinach in it too. 280 00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:07,119 Were the mushrooms wet? No, they were very dry. Were they 281 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:12,720 button? I don't know. They were sliced and diced. Okay. I 282 00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:19,119 often find that when ordering fungus in a diner or dinet kind of setting, 283 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,359 they can often be gummy and wet. You never had one on a burger 284 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:26,359 at a diner. I'm not a big schroom burger guy. Oh they're wonderful. 285 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,599 Oh come on, man, I mean, there are plenty of applications 286 00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:33,720 for mushrooms. Mushrooms are delicious. I'm not trying to shade mushrooms. But 287 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,880 anyways, let's move on. So um Frazier has led himself out of the 288 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:42,240 abyss. It has been thirty six hours. He has undergone a twenty four 289 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:47,799 hours to helen back kind of transformation into the gay that Sandy knows he can 290 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:55,240 be. Well, she actually sends him a nice text message. Yeah, 291 00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,599 she says, your head doesn't smell like a dead swordfish anymore. Way to 292 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:04,480 go, buddy. Oh and someone mentioned like, um that we pause too 293 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:10,160 much. Yeah, well that's you, not me. It's mostly me. 294 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:15,680 Yeah yeah, but you know it also had a problem with you eating chips 295 00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:18,759 in the microphone. Well that was on Patreon and that was a once a 296 00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:26,279 one time thing and did it two shows you ate the chips too? And 297 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:33,200 listen, you know I vape. I'm trying to get better. We're covering 298 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,279 um life after lock Up, Women Women Entertainment's Life after lock Up and seeing 299 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:42,119 the amount of m X drug traffickers and habitual offenders, which is a term 300 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,599 I had no idea existed, seeing that all of them. Vape is really 301 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:51,519 doing a lot. You know, people have like stop smoking, but via 302 00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:56,519 this book or this therapy, watch Love after lock Up and see the kinds 303 00:21:56,519 --> 00:22:00,000 of people the vape that will make you want to stop. So maybe we'll 304 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,079 stop pausing, or I'll stop pausing soon. Anyways, moving on, Tony 305 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:10,680 heads down and the feud between he and Katie continues, and once again Sandy 306 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,920 cannot sleep because of these wins. I mean she's up all night. Now. 307 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:18,920 This is where Tony confides in Ben that Katie is a little bossy pants 308 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,920 and that he's not going to take it anymore. He might snap, he 309 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,640 says. And we've talked about how Tony did I call him Eddie or Tony? 310 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,039 Well, Eddie is the character from Techen that he reminds me of. 311 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:36,160 And so if you know anything about Techan and you know anything about Eddie, 312 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,079 if Tony were to snap, there could be some serious harm done to Katie. 313 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,000 I mean a capital were a flying dance kick to the face over the 314 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,160 bow, it could be bad. So I'm glad that they smoothed things out. 315 00:22:49,799 --> 00:22:53,839 So we go around for the breakfast and we get kyrons at the dietary 316 00:22:53,960 --> 00:23:02,079 restrictions of some of the guests. Two of them are no restrictions and the 317 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,160 other is no ram meat, which are two restrictions that I feel like are 318 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,599 pretty easy. I mean, it's essentially, you can cook whatever you want, 319 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,039 and you can cook whatever you want outside of sushi and tartar. Yeah. 320 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:15,720 Row Rage doesn't take it that way. Yeah, she's on Shotter Island. 321 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,000 She's not a fan of that. Andrew the charter guess she refers to 322 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:26,880 as a fucking horass bitch. Jesus, thank god you in order a turkey 323 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,279 sandwich. Yeah, oh, you're about to cough again. No, no, 324 00:23:30,319 --> 00:23:33,359 I'm fine, Yeah, there is. It's crazy. So um we 325 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,279 head for the windy docking and it's time too. I cut it, done 326 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,480 it with my eyes, clothes, with my tongue two meters up in a 327 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,160 diamond back's ring piece, a snake's asshole. Yeah, no, I get 328 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,240 it, Patrick, it's a daring feeder. A diamond back can kill you, 329 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:56,519 you know, it really can't. And I always thought that, like, 330 00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:59,519 oh, the top three most poisonous snakes in the United States, Like 331 00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:02,160 if you get bit, you die instantaneously, And it's just not the case. 332 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,599 I mean, you'll be violently ill and you could die, but you'll 333 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,319 really just feel like a searing pain and wherever it bit you, and you 334 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:11,680 do want to keep your legs elevated, but you probably won't die, You'll 335 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:17,559 just be incredibly sick. Well, you have to drink your friend's pe Huh, 336 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,440 yeah, you're in you have to drink it. I think so, 337 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,480 you think so? You think the remedy for a snake bite is for a 338 00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:29,119 friend to pull their your wreath route and just aim for your mouth. I 339 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,359 thought I read that once. Oh my god, man, So m breakfast 340 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:37,200 is French toast, more yogurt for a lakish, and pairs lakish? What 341 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:41,079 do you do? And nobody orders pairs? Nobody wants a pair outside of 342 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:45,240 the holidays if they come in an ornate box. But pairs are really merely 343 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:49,519 an underwhelming fruit most of the time. Well, I only disagree with you 344 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:52,680 because I just went to a restaurant lately. I ordered a pair of martini 345 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:59,880 a dim Tai fung, and it was delicious. You are the gayest straight 346 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:04,559 man I know. And listen, I'm not trying to like, I'm not 347 00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:10,839 trying to shame you for your order. It's cool. I wish I had 348 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,559 the bravery to order a bravery, the bravery or the sas to order a 349 00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:18,559 pair of martini, But that sounds disgusting. Oh, it was delicious. 350 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:22,039 I ordered two. Yeah, what else? Do you get a dentifu? 351 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,519 Oh? I got the poor chops? Okay, got the pot stickers of 352 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:30,279 course. What's that cold salad? Noodle salad? It's delicious cold noodle salad. 353 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:36,400 Assess me. That sounds about rights. What did you you take Elliott 354 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,079 with you? No? No, no, just you and the wife. 355 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,480 A date with me and the wife on a Friday after you and I recorded, 356 00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:42,160 did you guys have sex after? No? No, she's very pregnant. 357 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,599 Okay, oh you almost coughed again. Wow, that's cool. It's 358 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,319 a nervous cough now. All right, so let's move on. But before 359 00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:52,680 we do, let's take a quick break for a lovely word from our sponsor, 360 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:59,160 Rocket Money. Do you know how much your subscriptions cost? No? 361 00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:02,599 I don't. Yeah, and that is a because I'm happy to pay them, 362 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,039 Dylan, right, because things that you subscribe to you enjoy, and 363 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:08,839 you should keep subscribing generally in general, generally speaking, if we're talking about 364 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:15,759 our Patreon, then absolutely. 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All right, so um, missus Classic Universe to part the 389 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:07,319 boat and she dons Captain Sandy with a cape that looks to be poisoning her. 390 00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:11,480 It might be like burning her flash a little bit. Who do you 391 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:17,400 think lesbians hate more gay men or former pageant women? Well, I think 392 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,119 if we're going to say former pageant when we have to say what it actually 393 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,240 is, she absolutely one percent paid for that title. Okay, you think 394 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,880 there's businesses that do that. They say, hey, you want to join 395 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,839 this pageant for a Classic Miss Universe. It's you know, it's four hundred 396 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,480 dollars to enter and there's only ten participants. And then you know, guess 397 00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:37,000 what most people get classic Miss Universe and then you can walk around saying you 398 00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:41,799 are class Classic Miss Universe. Well so it's kind of like um, like 399 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:45,359 becoming a reverend. Kind of like on the internet, you can actually marry 400 00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:47,640 people. It used to happen with me. I used get these companies all 401 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,839 the time. When I own that tour company, they call me and they 402 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,680 say, hey, we're the board of I don't know what the fuck the 403 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,240 Chamber of Commerce. I'm like, Chamber of Commerce. Well not really, 404 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,079 but we're a board of something. Anyway, we think we want to rate 405 00:28:57,119 --> 00:29:00,519 you and bestow you number one tour in Los Angeles. We'll send you a 406 00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:04,200 nice little plaque. Yah office, right right, Well, go's how's that 407 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,279 happened? They said, we'll send us a check for ninety nine bucks. 408 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,480 Yeah. I said, you know what, you can shove that up your 409 00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:11,759 ass. You know what I did. I went and I bought stickers that 410 00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:15,839 said I was the number one tour on Hollywood Boulevard, and I put them 411 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,240 on the side of every one of my tour buses. I didn't have to 412 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,599 pay ninety nine bucks. Yeah, that's why I threw to you to tell 413 00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:23,559 people how to get that twelve dollars and you did a bang up job. 414 00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:27,640 But yeah, when we formed the LLC, I was constantly getting mail about 415 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:33,759 how this company could offer us our OSHA protocols but laminated for two hundred and 416 00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:37,519 fifty dollars. I was like, this mail seems really important. It's got 417 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:40,640 really intense lettering in the front and in red and says I have to open 418 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,920 immediately, And it was about Osha Laminated protocols. So, um, we 419 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:51,279 have to get to Lakeish heading out in a misguided, haphazard, very sad 420 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,880 kind of way. It would seem that when you are this ruthless to people 421 00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:00,559 in the service industry, Hayley said she was a fart. Yeah. Um, 422 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,920 it speaks a lot to your character and those people usually don't have very 423 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,160 close friends. Um. But the important thing is how did they tip Patrick? 424 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,880 Well, Dylan, it wasn't a good tip. It was eighteen thousand 425 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,680 excuse me, that's fifteen twenty five each. It's the lowest tip of the 426 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:23,039 season and quite honestly, a slap in the face. Disgusting. Wow, 427 00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:27,359 Yeah, quite honestly a slap in the Quite honestly a slap in the face. 428 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,880 Yeah, are you gonna go to a doctor. I'm gonna after we've 429 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,559 record this, I'm gonna go and take something. Take something. What do 430 00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:37,920 you mean? I would drink some honey honey cough medicine. It's gonna make 431 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,640 me want to throw up at least will stop. Yeah. Yeah, so, 432 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:52,039 um Frazier is a phoenix reborn in this tip meeting. Sandy has been 433 00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:56,519 to a lot of leadership conferences, and I think a thematic kind of action 434 00:30:56,599 --> 00:31:02,400 item is like last impression, final impression. So Sandy knows that she has 435 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,400 to leave an imprint on these people. If she's going to depart the boat, 436 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,759 she needs to remind Frasier that she is the greatest leader he's ever encountered 437 00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:12,599 in his life. And in doing so or two do so, she gives 438 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,640 him a big, big hug in front of everybody and commends him for the 439 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,640 change, and in so doing kind of commence herself as well. Absolutely, 440 00:31:21,759 --> 00:31:23,720 yeah, yeah, she puts the shine on him. Because she's putting the 441 00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:30,359 shine, that means that she's actually the ultimate shiner. The ultimate Shiner's obnoxious. 442 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:33,559 Where is this preference sheet? It's coming up right now, it's right 443 00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:38,000 before. But I will say Ross speaks with Katie about being bossy, and 444 00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:41,400 she gets a little defensive, right. She's thinking, you know, hey, 445 00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:45,079 I do more work from these guys. I should get to tell him 446 00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:47,960 what to do. And he says, you know, let's just not create 447 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,440 any problems. We only got a couple more charges left. She gets it. 448 00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:57,079 Yeah, And then we get to the preference shape. Man, now 449 00:31:57,119 --> 00:32:00,079 do you want to set this up? Now? Why don't you set it 450 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:05,599 up? There's big shoes to fill here. Yeah. So, um, 451 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:10,680 Nick did a bang up job with the preference sheet. Uh. Nick kind 452 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:17,319 of let everyone know what the guests were all about, um, and also 453 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:25,000 clude people in onto various statistics about the NFL water parks you know whatever. 454 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:30,000 Details, Yeah, important details. Um. So that has kind of left 455 00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:35,640 a void. Um, you and I are really not up to task. 456 00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:39,119 I mean we've got an entire show to cover. Um. So Pat texted 457 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:44,839 me last night and said, should we have Kaylin do the preference sheet meeting? 458 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,519 Now? Obviously I said no, said um, but with a little 459 00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:54,160 bit of convincing. Um. Pat kind of manipulated me in in kind of 460 00:32:54,200 --> 00:33:00,319 like a morbid angle, like let's see how it is and we can fuck 461 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,359 with him and stuff like that. So I guess we're going to be throwing 462 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:07,920 now to Kaylin to do the preference sheet meeting, ran Kayle all right. 463 00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:15,039 Jake Clompton primary charter guest, a commercial real estate financer and the president of 464 00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:19,799 a national commercial mortgage broke it brokerage firm. Not a good start at Chicago. 465 00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:22,920 That's a tough one. Yeah, yeah, I mean he's into it 466 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,519 all right. Jake will be joined by a group of business associates. Primary 467 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:30,799 would like a steel drummer to be playing when he and his guests sit down 468 00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:35,559 to eat their first meal aboard. On day two, the Primary is requesting 469 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:38,119 that he and his guests be taken to the beach for high energy games led 470 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,440 by the yacht crew. Are you switching the cameras while you do this? 471 00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:44,799 Well, there's not a camera on me, no, I know, but 472 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,799 so you got to switch back and forth while you're doing the preference chiet meeting. 473 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:54,759 Wow, am I a dick? I know? Okay? Yeah, 474 00:33:54,799 --> 00:34:01,160 production meeting? Yeah, okay, um, to which Frasier says that he 475 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:06,640 thinks preferably they should go to the beach with the swamp. I believe was 476 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:12,679 his phrasing, Oh swamp, that's probably that bad beach has a hyperdemic needles 477 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:15,039 there. Yeah. Can you watch the show, your football kid, you 478 00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:19,199 watch the show. Yeah, it's a horrible beach. Okay, I'm confused 479 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:23,000 as to why he's pitching that they go there. Yeah, okay, I 480 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,280 thought I misheard. No, no, no, just a little note like 481 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:30,000 you could say something like Frasier wants them to go back to that hypodermic needle 482 00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:34,039 ridden beach or something. You know. I'm not I don't want to just 483 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,920 go ahead, go ahead, my bad. All right, Well, the 484 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:42,119 crew should make the yacht feel like a nightclub with Djer's guest drinking danced throughout 485 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:45,480 the evening. Sandy says, somehow, I think they'll challenge you on every 486 00:34:45,559 --> 00:34:52,800 level. Anybody play football or anything. Yeah, I don't play football, 487 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,880 but I'm familiar with the game. The crew, she's not asking about you, 488 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,880 he's asking about the people on the on the preference sheet. The preference 489 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,400 is that anyone there play football. Yeah, yeah, are coming up. 490 00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:08,239 No, there's no football player. Did you do any research into their lives 491 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,920 or anything like that? Into Jake Clampton? Yeah no, I didn't look 492 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,079 into Jesus Christ. It's a good start, delling. Yeah, I think 493 00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:20,480 so too. Great job, Klin, great job. I feel like I 494 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,119 kind of know what these people. Their expectations are better than I would do, 495 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,039 much better than I would do. Great job, Thank you. Um, 496 00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:34,920 how do you feel you did? Like B? Maybe B plus? 497 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,719 Definitely not that, but I mean still no, I don't think we will. 498 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,400 I think we'll settle on something lower. But well, you know, 499 00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,840 I thought it was a good job. I got a couple meanwhiles. I 500 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,000 should bang out. Yeah, we do have a couple of meanwhiles. This 501 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,679 episode is riddled with Meanwhile, it just jumps all over place. Meanwhile, 502 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,280 Hayley chats with a boyfriend. She is a lovely person, but she picks 503 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,719 her knows the entire time while she does it. Yeah. Meanwhile, the 504 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,199 red haired cake arrives. Meanwhile, a Frasier recounts the time his penis was 505 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:08,880 saved from entering a vagina by a helpful jellyfish. Yeah. Um, his 506 00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:20,639 disdain or vagina is um uh spoken quite openly around the um. The quiet, 507 00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,079 soft spoken, often Judgie and bitchy Tyler. Um. I think Tyler 508 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,880 left the um. What do you call that room? Why do I not 509 00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:32,760 know what that room is? Called? The galley? The galley, the 510 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,639 kitchen, yeah, yeah, yeah, the kitchen. Yeah. So he 511 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,960 leaves the galley and um, poor kid was eating a bowl of Ceiley's here 512 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,920 in this story. Yeah yeah, and Tyler's not ready for that right now. 513 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,079 But um, it wasn't a funny tale. I think the blue Bucks 514 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:51,880 jellyfish or something like that is one of the most poisonous animals on planet Earth. 515 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,239 So I hope that person's okay. Can you imagine if that jellyfish was 516 00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:00,920 just like sixty seconds late and and Frasier entered the girl and he's like, 517 00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:04,000 fuck, this sucks, and then he gets stung by the jellyfish and they 518 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:14,480 both die. Yeah. Great, right, it's like an episode of Seinfeld. 519 00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:17,079 All right, so let's get fucked up. Um, but first, 520 00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:20,559 it's cake time. Haley says that she wants to slam her head on the 521 00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:22,159 cake and get covered in jizz. What in God's name is going on it? 522 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:30,280 Wow? Girl, Tony and Katie mend the seams and what. Haley 523 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,719 recounts the story of something that happened to her last year on her birthday. 524 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,639 We're in She got fucked up and shot a bunch of pink. I don't 525 00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:42,480 know what she's shit pink, I think so. I think she was shitting 526 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,280 herself. It wasn't a great birthday party, but this year is pretty good. 527 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,960 She said, Hey, let's just all lepento. What a party girl, 528 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,800 party girl. I mean it's crazy. Patty likes a party girl. 529 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,000 I love a party girl. Yeah. I should have dated Whitney Houston before 530 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,559 she passed. Well, yeah, I mean you would have been dragged into 531 00:37:59,639 --> 00:38:02,719 the uh the bowels of drug use? Or do you think that was Bobby? 532 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,840 That was all Bobby? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Did Whitney smoke 533 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,119 crack before she met Bobby? That's what they alleged. They said he got 534 00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:16,559 her addicted to crack right, um? And then black love and sues wherein 535 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,079 I believe he is And we may need to bleep this, but he is, 536 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:27,320 um, he or she are reaching their hands into the the asshole asshole. 537 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,800 Yeah, she had, she was consipated, so he had he needed 538 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,360 to pull out a what was blocking her her anal cavity, which was shit. 539 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:39,679 Yeah, that's love right there, man? Why did you say it 540 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:49,320 like a Jamaica? All right? So, um, next day, Ross 541 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,559 is running a little late, and I don't know if the word for ship 542 00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:52,840 and masturb it are different in England. But I think he said he was 543 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,920 beating off. Yeah. Yeah, the new stew is arriving and guess what 544 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,880 chiefs to experience. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, 545 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:05,480 this is what we need. We need a mutiny of foot and that's 546 00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:09,840 exactly what we might possibly not get with Leanne the new arrival. Um. 547 00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:17,519 She and Ben never consummated their um see rat Yeah, they just kind of 548 00:39:17,559 --> 00:39:22,280 sexed and sent nips and dicks. By the way, Thank god I was 549 00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:24,440 too old by the time this all came in. My dick would be fucking 550 00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:29,599 everywhere. And these kids, they got no goddamn discretion these days. Yeah, 551 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:31,119 Bensie's or He's like, hey, I see in her naked. I 552 00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:34,400 got a bunch of pictures on my phone of her. She gets on the 553 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,639 boat right and she says, hey, let me read some passages of our 554 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:39,639 little Yeah, right right, right right? What the hell? Yeah? 555 00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:44,119 And you know what's so funny to think about, like the eye cloud hacks 556 00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:47,480 of um actresses who did not consent and stuff like that. You know, 557 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:53,119 when you take a nude I would imagine it's like any picture wherein you have 558 00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:57,800 to click a couple of times to get the angle to lighting. You gotta, 559 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,159 you know, sure, where there's one new, there's probably three or 560 00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:04,719 four. And if those are sitting in an eyecloud somewhere, I mean, 561 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,760 my god, I don't want to say treasure trove because I'm pretty confident that 562 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,320 ninety percent of the nudes out there not any nudes that anybody wants to see. 563 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,800 I mean, think about any of the people in love after lock up. 564 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:21,239 I mean, those nudes are probably flying all over the cloud, you 565 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,639 know. You know, the only nude I ever took is when I was 566 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:27,679 dating Crazy Laana before I went on tour with a band. We both took 567 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:34,679 polaroids of each other's junk, right, polaroids polaroid analog Matt and anyway, 568 00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:36,840 I came back from that tour, she was bitching a little too much, 569 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,000 so we broke up. She was bitching a little too yeah, yeah, 570 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:46,159 christ So we broke up. And then ten years later, I'm moving in 571 00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:51,159 with Shari and I'm going through my old crap, yeah, and outfalls that 572 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,320 polaroid of naked Lana. Wow. I was like, I want to keep 573 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:58,639 this. Yeah. I was like, you can't cut it into a bunch 574 00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:00,280 of pieces, and through it and the try you cut it into a bunch 575 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,679 of pieces. I want a homeless guy to find it and beat off to 576 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,280 it, you know, right right right, But you did one last time. 577 00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:08,800 I did not, sir, dare you? Yeah, you took a 578 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,320 ship to it one last time? Oh no no, yeah no, I'm 579 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,679 not that kind of guy. You're not that kind of guy. Okay, 580 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,880 all right, So we're wrapping up the episode here. Um, sorry for 581 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,199 this evening. It's we're a little off. I'm very fatigued. Pat's probably 582 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:29,440 dying. Um, and you heard that preference meeting. Yeah, you know. 583 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,519 Anyway, so, um, the quick thing on Lee and she loves 584 00:41:32,519 --> 00:41:37,800 speedch she's like a dude, you know she Um, she's from Cape Town. 585 00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:40,000 Um, and she's gonna try to get to the top as quick as 586 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:43,960 she possibly can. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes. 587 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,920 Um. By the way, she is non gender conforming, she is into 588 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,039 masculine shit. She loves speed, she loves thrills, she loves fucking sending 589 00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:58,840 nudes, and she loves fucking fucking dick. So unfortunate news. Lee is 590 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:07,960 coming back, and we bid a jew captain Sandy together. Um, how 591 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:13,760 do we feel, I mean, I feel like, way two more episodes 592 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,199 left? Who gives a shit? Well no, but I want they said. 593 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,800 By the way, I almost stopped dead in my tracks watching the episode, 594 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,199 Fraser says to Hayley at Somebody's like, we're halfway through the charter seas, 595 00:42:22,199 --> 00:42:25,079 I was like, what they only have two more episodes left? Where 596 00:42:25,199 --> 00:42:29,519 that was episode fourteen? There's normally only sixteen and then two reunions or whatever. 597 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:37,360 Um, Well, Leah's back, obviously heartbreaking. Captain Sandy has devolved 598 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:44,599 into timeshare once again, obviously heartbreaking, and she departs with a very captain 599 00:42:44,679 --> 00:42:50,079 time share line about being in the trenches with the people aboard this vessel known 600 00:42:50,119 --> 00:42:53,880 as Saint David. Now, um, you and I are fans of history, 601 00:42:53,960 --> 00:43:00,440 so we know that being in the trenches means contending with someone's lobbing a 602 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,840 fucking grenade in your hole. Man grenade, not a bunch of sea rats 603 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,119 mouthing off calling you by your first name. Not sea rats, but definitely 604 00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:15,320 rodentia that are flesh hungry, insatiable, and we'll crawl and bite really anywhere 605 00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:20,440 into your um. What do they call that? What do they call uniforms? 606 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:28,559 Your military guard? What are they called what do you think they cams? 607 00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,199 No, no, no, it's uniforms. But it's like, um, 608 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:37,639 oh gosh, what is it? All right, Pat, say goodbye 609 00:43:37,639 --> 00:43:39,480 to everybody. All right, everybody, we're leaving. You should, Kaylen 610 00:43:39,559 --> 00:43:47,320 say goodbye military uniform? What the hell are these things called? I mean, 611 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,920 my god, somebody in the comments let us know what the hell these 612 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,280 things are called. We'll do reviews next week. Sorry for this episode, 613 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:58,159 again, fatigued, he's dying. We're coaching up, kaylin. Um, 614 00:43:58,199 --> 00:44:00,079 we love you guys very very much. That's it for me. I'm saying 615 00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:04,360 goodbye, Dylan saying goodbye Pat, say goodbye later, dudes,