Welcome to You Should Tell Better with Mike C. Nelson, the guy who
won't shut up about winning three times on Jeopardy. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome
to You Should Know Better, the trivia podcast that tests your knowledge and a
little bit of your patients. Our goal here is to celebrate the theme of
continuing education. We should always be learning and always be on the prowl to
know better. Now we will meet our hilarious guests and hear all about what
beautiful causes they are playing for, and shortly crown one of them the smartest
person in the world for one week. But as for right now, let's
jump right into some questions and answers with our first and four rounds today.
Round one General Knowledge thinking caps on YouTube knuckleheads. You got it, I've
always got mine on pencils at the ready, pen away we go. Oh,
I'm sold. There are eight questions in the general Knowledge round. Here
is question number one. Can I just say, Mike, you're you're the
tones of your voice, Yeah, it's it's you. You You You added
an extra layer when you just started this thing. Was there was there some
kind of like toy that you played with back in like the nineties, that
had your voice say asking you a question. It was like the should have
been it was two excel. That's what you were. Remember that little robot,
Remember robot? Yeah, those questions you like a cassette tape in it.
Yes, yes, kind of a teddy rock spin, but it was
a robot. Yeah. Um. We're also recording this earlier in the day
when my head these dulcet like morning Zoo crew. You're a fantastic tone.
Thank you, appreciate it. You both get a point. You're both you
got one one to one. Mining me on before we even start here is
question number one of eight. Mark Manson wrote a twenty sixteen New York Times
number one bestseller title The Subtle Art of What The Subtle Art of Fill in
that blank. It was a number one New York Times bestseller. That was
the he was the he was the serial killer man it was It was Charles's
Brands. Subtle art of It was a bright orange book. Oh it was
bright orange now I know it. It called because of the title. Mark
Manson twenty sixteen number one New York Times bestseller titled The Subtle Art of Yeah,
Jenna's got it, He's I can see him dancing that he only that's
his text. I'll give you the hint that it's four wards to fill in
the blank, the subtle. Oh, it's four words, four words subtle
v four wards. Um, here we go. Question number two. What
two witches are shown to be alive in the nineteen thirty nine classic film The
Wizard of Oz? What two witches are alive in that movie? There's a
witch that meets her demise in the film that you only see part of her.
But what are the names of the two? Or described the two witches
that are alive in the Wizard of Oz? For number two? Question number
three. Gatorade was developed in nineteen sixty five for the athletes of what SEC
School? What SECA? Gatorade was developed in nineteen sixty five for the athletes
I know the Stern Conference. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
okay, all right, all right. Question number four. What soul singer
had the hit songs Try a Little Tenderness, these arms of mine and mister
Pitiful, Well, I know these arms are yours. I know I know
who wrote that, and I know who wrote Missus Pitiful this. If it
had been those ones, I would have missus Pitiful missus, you need a
hint on this one, or no, I don't. I'm gissing fuck yourself
on these hints. I love it. It's early and we're already getting after
it. Oh good guy? All right, No hints on number four,
you guys, I mean, I mean, I mean I don't know it,
but uh, I will say. This singer died way too young.
That's my hint for this one. As he died. I think, well,
then I was wrong, was wrong on the gender because he said he
I think he died at the age of twenty seven. He died. Whoa,
Oh, that's the famous the famous guy. My soul singer had the
hit songs Try a Little Tenderness, These Mine and Mister Pitiful all great songs
for what soul singer for number four? Or zooming right along? In the
General Knowledge round question number five, Someone that suffers from illness ain't anxiety Wilson,
It's alternatively known as a what Someone that suffers from illness anxiety disorder is
alternatively known as a what what do you call? All? Right? Question
number six? Whose stars and Huls the Great? Playing the character Catherine the
Great? Who stars and huls opposite Nicholas Holt playing the Charter Catherine the great
name that actress. Haven't seen this show? See her face? I know
her face. I know her face. She's a she's blondish, bloody.
God damn it. Good luck Danny. He just really funny. Never seen
the show. And she has her sister. She has a sister, Yes,
she has a sister, also an actress. That's right, yes,
keep going keeping Her sister was in war the world. That's cruise on younger
sister. She was also a man on fire. Yes, and they're gonna
do a sequel to that. Now we're getting Now, we're digressing to come
back to who is the sister. I think this is a record, though,
for the guests of my podcast, giving thirty seven hints to our viewership,
to our listen. And I can't and I don't know, and I
can't get it. I can't. It's one of those it's on the tip
of your tongue, you're annoying. And it happens every show. I say
this every show, but it happens every show. It's gonna pop into your
head by the time we get to our answers. Yeah, all right,
if it comes to you, I allow it. So just just ruminate on
it's gonna come to You're gonna get it, yep. Question number seven your
penultimate question in the general Knowledge round seven of eight. Black Tuesday or the
Great Crash which was a huge stock market crash that preceded the Great Depression?
Happened in what year? And what year did that huge stock market crash happen?
It was called Black Tuesday or the Great Crash happen on Tuesday in October
of what year? Little us history for number seven? All right, and
finally question number eight of eight in the first round, if you're playing any
of Nintendo's punch Out series of video games, what is the name of the
fictional boxer you were playing as when you're playing punch are you what's the name
of the little a little green guy you're playing when you're going up against you
know, Bald Bowl and Piston Honda and Don Flamenco and King Hippo. Who
are you playing as in punch Out King Hippo, Popinski? Oh, geez
um, punch Out, Yeah, that was the one. It's called Mike
Tyson's punch punch Out. Yeah. For the nes it was Mike Tyson's punch
Out I've played that game a ton. It's one of my favorite Nintendo games
of all time for sure. And I don't think I ever came close to
beating the last two Supermacho Man and Tyson. I'd beat sperm from and I
don't think I ever beat Mike Tyson. Tough, tough stuff. Those old
Nintendo games were hard as hell. Yeah yeah, yeah, pencils down,
gentlemen. We'll get to your answers shortly, but it's time to introduce our
wonderful guests, all the way from Shrewsbury, Massachusetts. He was born in
NYC, but Shrewsbury's his hometown. You can see him as Perry Saint James
in the incredible Showtime show I Love That for You. I binged it.
It's with Vanessa bay Or Molly Shannon, Jennifer Lewis. It is fucking incredible.
I can't recommend the show. Thank you. If you're incredible on it.
Thanks You could hear this guy's Mark Wahlberg. Tom Hanks tons of impressions
regularly on The Howard Sterns Show, and he just rapped playing the villain in
the Margaret Trow Margaret Chow DJ Paul's film evil loose. Will be on the
lookout for that. It's in post production. My pal johnno Wilson is here
all right, Thank you, Mike, Thanks you so much for having me.
So did it surprise anyone that Joanno's playing a villain in something? He
just you know, just just get them. It just seems like he's always
up to something. I mean, listen, I grew up just wanting to
be Zach Morris, and then I looked back on it and thought, oh
he was a bad guy. Yeah sure, Oh yeah, have you seen
that Jack Morris is trash. It's amazing, so funny, It's so funny
and so true him. I love. One of my favorite things about Say
By the Bell is that he could stop time and talk to the audience,
I know, the greatest decisions of all time. Yep. That just also
just like did that just start like seasons into the show? Like it wasn't
always a thing or was it? I know. I think I'm wearing very
Saved by the Bell shirt. A Screech Powers shirt you're wearing, Yeah,
yeah, very much. Rest in peace, Dustin Johno. What charity are
you playing for today? I'm playing for the r Elysium, which is a
group that pairs artists with communities in Los Angeles who are in need, whether
they're facing emotional life challenges or illness or hospitalization, displacement, or really any
kind of crisis. So, you know, I decided that I wanted to
be in this industry because I wanted to bring joy to people. And I
think that I'm not talking nonsense. I said, this is this is a
group that I started doing things with that I thought, all right, I
can use my insanely incredible talents to make people who are feeling down a little
bit better. The Art of Elysium. Okay, great, so win or
lose, John O. Wilson, we are happy to make a donation in
your name to that wonderful charity, the Art of Elysium. But now thank
to you. Hey, how much are you? What's the donation? Man?
We'll get to that. It's not a lot. We're waiting for some
unders. We're waiting for steakums and shaken bake. Really after them to capri
Son bowed out. They would give us a couple of bucks. But when
I said that it's still really hard to get in straws in the capris Sons,
they bowed out. Um, well you're not lying at least. Yeah.
Those straws are just a pain in the ass. You squirt yourself when
you get it in there. Um, JOHNO, thank you for being here,
but now it's time to meet your opponent from from the mean streets of
SAP. He's unfortunately a Cardinals fan. This very talented Jen too. I
was happy to work with many moons ago on a web series with our pal
Sebastian. That's how we met. You could currently see him on season three
of The Mandalorian on Disney Plus and then also upcoming check him out on season
two which is coming out of Chad, very excellent show on the Roku channel.
My dear friend and Danny Jacobs is here. Oh hello, You're so
welcome. Everybody's very welcome. You're so welcome. Oh my god, Danny.
What a charity are you playing for today? Yes, thank you for
asking, Mike C. Nelson. I'm playing for for an organization called MAP
International, which provides essential medicines and health supplies to people in need, but
especially in communities that are affected by poverty and disaster and conflict. So they
were they did some amazing work like in Haiti and like a lot of these
places that really need medical supplies and access to medicine. They're they're they're great.
And also they're they're an organization that is usually like very highly rated for
the amount of your money that is going to the service they provide. There's
um, there's there's a lot of efficiency in the organization as well, So
that's great. Yeah, when you go to like Charity Navigator some of those
other places, they always that's always a good thing to look at before.
You don't hate to see like how much overhead they have or like a lot
of administrative costs like no, no, no, certain charities are like goes
to the people that need it. That's great. So win or lose,
we're happy to give to MAP International. You know our contestants, you know
what great causes they're playing for. And now it's time to get back to
the game and go over our answers. Yeah, for a very thrilling general
knowledge round here we go. Question number one of eight was Mark Manson wrote
a twenty sixty New York Times number one bestseller titled The Subtle Art of What
What forward phrase fills in that blank? JOHNO, did you come up with
anything for number one, I said, it is this subtle art of getting
what you want, getting what you want? Great guess, Danny, do
you agree with that or did you go your own way? I disagree,
as I usually do with Johnny. I said, not giving a fuck.
Not giving a fuck. The answer of that very excellent book is the subtle
art of not giving a fuck. Danny's on the balls one. It's wow.
I think the two is like a very eye catching like it's like your
pearls. But it's actually a really well thought out book. I actually I
enjoyed it very much. Question number two, what to read are shown to
be alive in the nineteen thirty nine classic The Wizard of Oz Danny, I
said, okay, I said Wicked Witch of the West, and then I
said Glinda Glinda that I remember Glinda, the Wicked Witch of the West and
Glinda. Johna. What did you put for number two? I agree,
but I said Glinda and the Wicked Witch of the West. I put him
in that order. You put him in a different, different order. I
don't know if that gives me points served. The correct answer is the Wicked
Witch of the West and Glinda the good Witch of the North. So you
both get the point. For number yeah, I think whoa. I think
the wicked Witch of the East is the one that has the feet kind of
slippers. Question number three. Gatorade was developed in nineteen sixty five for the
athletes of what sec School, Johno for the Florida Gators. Florida Gators.
That makes sense. Danny, what did you put for number three? I
just put the word Florida, Florida. I'm gonna give it to you.
It is the Florida in Gainesville. That's why you get Gator Aid. They
are the Florida Gators that play in the swamp down there for number three.
Great Question number four gave you a hint on this one. What soul singer
had the hit songs Try Little Tenderness, These Arms of Mine and mister Pitiful
and unfortunately passed away at the age of twenty seven. Danny, what did
you put for number four? I'm going to read to you exactly what I
wrote down. Catch I believe to be correct. Mister fuck you. Mike
Sena. I like his nickname. I've always enjoyed his nicknamea. What did
you put? Well? I first wrote down Smokey Robinson and then you said
he was dead. And I'm pretty sure sure Smokey is alive because if you
haven't seen one of his recent cameos when he's uh, I'm gonna tell a
quick story. Um, if you haven't seen one of his recent cameos where
he is wishing the person a happy chanuka, he got a request to fulfilling,
he said, and I just want to say, I hope you have
a happy chanuka. I don't know what that is fast. I hope you
enjoy being with your friends on this beautiful chanuka. So I said, Uh.
I made a guest and said, al Green, Oh, the Reverend
Al Green. Um, great guesses both. Um, it's almost a tie.
It is the late great One of my favorite singers, Otis Redding.
Unfortunately, his only number one hit was sitting on the number one after his
death in a plane crash. Otis Redding for number four h question number five.
Someone that suffers from illness anxiety disorder is alternatively known as what John Oh,
I don't even know if this is a noun Jewish danny, What did
you put? I said, hypochondriac? The correct answer is a hypochon.
Damn it, yep, you're you're too much of a waspy blue blood to
know that, John, That's not your fault. That's the fault of your
ancestors. All right, I'm gonna take that as a compliment. Actually yeah
yeah, Okay, yep, Annie, Annie, who are you saying?
Breaking news? Who is that for? Because I want to say this,
Okay, we have breaking news from our producer, our wonderful producer. Anything
that's Smokey Robinson just admitted to having an affair with Diana Ross. Wow,
well, Bill and the tea can can I also take this opportunity to admit
to an affair with Diana Ross because I please don't believe you're gonna come out
with that. Um. I love. I love Diana Ross, and I
also love her daughter, Tracy Ellis Ross. Who I guess swif? Who
is? Oh? I didn't know that on the planet. I love.
It's fantastic. Let's find more ways to bring it back to you, Mike.
Yeah, that's what happens when you guys start saying you show I had
nothing to do with that. I had nothing to do with that. Listen.
I honestly thought that was the answer, So I don't wasn't a dig
It's all getting cut it's all getting cut. We're gonna cut this haul out,
including fifteen minute podcast. Why is this called a sizzle reel for all
right? Question number six? Who stars and Hulu? Is the Great playing
the character Catherine the Great? Danny did it? I got no? I
got nothing nothing dacoit? No? No, that's wrong, that's wrong.
That's your sister. It's your sister. It's Fanning. It's Elt Fanning.
It's Elt Fanning. No, that's a buzzer. You got no, John
O, do you agree with that? I do. That's correct, the
correct answer. See, it happens every frigging show. It is Hell Fanning,
sister of Dakota Fanning. Oh man, that came with the last It's
in there. But you just need that little like burst, that little pop
of something that's like, honestly, can I tell you I've never felt better
in my entire life. I feel that you can trust your brain again.
Yes, yeah, I love seeing It's one of my favorite parts of doing
the show. It happens every show, and I think it is. It's
like it is a huge doorphin rushing like lightbulb. I got it, boom,
God. I feel I really felf esteem, self worth, through roof
post coital there it is cock question yes. Question number seven, Black Tuesday
or the Great Crash which was a huge stock market crash that proceeded the Great
Depression? Happened in what year? I believe it was nineteen twenty nine,
nineteen twenty nine? Danny? What did you put for number seven? Yes,
I had the same answer, nineteen twenty nine. Your schools are going
to be very proud of you. It is nineteen twenty nine. Is when
the Great Crash happened on Tuesday in October of nineteen twenty nine. Question number
eight. Finally, if you were playing any of Nintendo's punch Out series of
video games, what is the name of the fictional boxer you are playing as?
Danny? Okay, all I have is Kid. I wrote down Kid,
and I don't have anything else like from Kid and play Kid and from
Play. Yeah, Johanna, what did you put from number eight? I'm
pretty positive this is right. It is Lil Bruiser l I l apostrophe Bruiser.
The answer I was going for is little Mac little oh oh oh Little
I Actually, honestly, I had no idea and I just made that up.
And I can't believe I got little You were very close, but we
have to we have to go against you on That was little Mac. Now
we'll never forget. After a very fun general knowledge round, we have our
first scoreboard update, John oh Wilson with four and Danny Jacobs with six.
It's six. Should end this game right now. I'm just so happy I
got any of them. Yeah you did. I was so worried. I
knew it. I knew it all right, I did. Is six to
four after one. As we jump right into round two pop culture grab bag.
Today, we're doing a movie round. More specifically, I think this
is the first time we're doing movies by locations. So there are famous locations
within these very famous films. I'm gonna give you some of these. Some
some there's only one. Some there's multiple locations. You have to give me
the title of the film. Here we go, there's eight questions. Here's
question number one. Yeah, it's only one location, Ricks Cafe American,
and we tell you. Then we write down the name of the name of
the movie film, the famous movie Ricks Cafe American for number one. That's
all you get for number one. Easing right into the grab back question number
two, switching gears here Robert E. Lee High School, the Emporium,
pool Hall, and then there's a beer bust at the moon Tower. Name
that film. Can you say that again? Is that this is from a
very fun film, Robert E. Lee High School, the Emporium, which
is kind of an arcade or pool hall. And then later in the film
there's a beer bust at the moon Tower. Name that film, You're bust
at the moon Tower? Yeah? Okay. Number three Aarondel, which is
spelled a r E N d e l l E Arundel, the North Mountain.
And then this might give you a hint, Elsa's Ice Palace, Elsa's
Ice Palace. Name that film for number three again, Arundel, the North
Mountain and Elsa's Ice Palace. Here's number four of eight in the pop culture
grab bag. These are movies by locations. Here's number four, The Offices
of Meta Cortex, the Apartment of the Oracle, and the ship the Nebuchadnezzer.
Again for number four, the Offices of Meta Cortex, the Apartment of
the Oracle, and the ship the Nebuchadnezzer. For number four Chatown, yep,
pretty sure, pretty sure, all right? Number five I think you
guys are going to nail number five. I can feel it in my bones.
Wrigley Field, the Art Institute of Chicago and Cameron's House. Question Wrigley
Field, The Art Institute of Chicago and Cameron's House for number five. Okay,
all right, number six? Here we go. Number six A Carnival
Fao, Schwartz and McMillan toy company name Matt Film A Carnival Fao, Schwartz,
yep and McMillan Toy Company. God, I love it. You guys
are getting cocky in this round. I love him. Yeah, but I
feel like I might be really putting the car before the horse. Here.
You write something down really quick like I think that's it. Then second guessing
comes in. Second guessing comes in. Is it this? Yeah? All
right? Question number seven of eight in the grab Bag Movies by Location.
Here we go for number seven, Amity Island and the Boat the Orca.
M Question number seven, Amity Island, the Boat or the Orca. That's
all you get for number seven? All right, Here we go, finishing
up strong. Question number eight of eight A Recta California Nightclub, Bucks,
Super Cool Stereo Store and Jack Horner's House Jack Horner's house including a backyard with
a pool and kind of a tiki hut, hot tub, a receipta nightclub,
Bucks, super cool stereo store, and Jack Horner's house, Handa's backyard.
Nope, okay, hot tub, Nope, pencils down. Let's go
of our answers for the pop culture grab bag. It was movies by Locations
the first time doing this. Let's see how we do eight questions in this
round. Question number one was just Rix Cafe American. Danny start us off
on number one. I'm gonna go with a Casablanca, Sir, Casablanca Blanca
I once and let me tell you something. Let me just tell you a
real quick tangent because this this is a little joke that I that I always
wanted to put in something I had an idea. It's sort of like a
mel Brooksian joke where it's like, you do like a pararity of Casablanca,
but instead of ricks, it's kes kes because it's the Nazis. I've always
wanted to do that and something and never very there. Maybe there maybe will
be like a History of the World Part three. Yes, and they should,
they should, they could, they can free to take it. They
should get it in there somewhere. Yeah, so you have Casablanca, Joanna,
would you I agree Casablanca? Yep, just rewatched it Rix Cafe American
where most of the action takes place. It is Casablanca for number one.
Well done. Question number two party Lee High School, the Amforium pool hall,
and then there's a beer bust at the moon Tower, JOHNA. What
did you put from number two? Oh god, I am really it's I
think it's one of two. I wrote down fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Great guess, fast Times at Ridgemont High. Danny, do you agree with
that? So it's interesting. I thought a fast Times which been high,
but then you said Robert E. Lee High, So that took me off
of that. I'm gonna throw out. I don't. I don't think this
is right, but it's the best I could do. American graffiti, American
graffiti. Great guesses, both of you. The correct answer is we gotta
go to Texas. It's dazed and I know it. Yeah, Daisy,
I'm confused. You know they're hanging out the pool hall with Yeah, that's
where. Yes, yes, bust at the moon Towers. So stupid.
I'm so dumb. I'm so so stupid. I'm stupider than John O.
No you're not. No, you're not even close. I'm so you're not.
Guess I still love you both, but you didn't get it. It
was dazed and confused for number two. I think we're back on it.
On question number three, Aarondel, the North Mountain and Elsa's Ice Palace,
Danny Cold never bothered me anyway. That would be frozen. God, don't
ever sing again. I loved it. The dulcet tones of mister Jacobs um
Johano. Do you agree with frozen, let it go, let it go?
Yes, I do. The correct answer is frozen frozen. It would
be great if the correct answer was frozen two. Yeah, straight to DVD
or no, that wasn't theater. That'll probably do like a Frozen four though,
where it's just you know, sure, where it's like just things are
melted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Question number four in the grab bag
the offices of Metacortex, the Apartment of the Oracle, and the ship the
Nebuchadnezzer. Mister Wilson, Now I'm actually worried about sequels. I just thought
of this, but I'm just gonna guess that it is the first Matrix,
the first Matrix, Danny, what did you put from number four? Yeah?
If it's a sequel, God bless him. I put the first matrix
as well. Don't think too hard, gentlemen, it's the matrix matrix.
You guys like, was the Oracle in the first one or did she just
appear in the second one? She's in the first one. I think it's
maybe like pretty late in the first one too, that they go actually visit
her in the apartment. Yeah, but I need to rewatch that. It's
one of my favorite films and I haven't seen it in a while. Question
number five Wrigley Field, the Art Institute of Chicago and Cameron's house Danny,
Ferris Bueller, Farris Buller, John, Oh, what did you put?
That? Is correct? Ferris Bueller's day off? Correct answer. Cameron actually
lives about a block away from me. Greg does Alan Ruck. Yeah,
he's fantastic. Oh he's so great. Farris Bueller's he's always he's always got
daddy issues, doesn't he Whether it's session do you know? Do you know
that he's I think he's like sixty six, and I think like Brian Cox
is like seventy four. He's not sixties. I think he's in his sixties.
Dude, I think he's in a six. We're gonna look it up
right now. I'm pretty sure for him. Of Brian Cox and Alan rock
and be like, yeah, Brian Cox had him when he was eight.
Yeah, in succession, that's hilarious. Alan Rookie sixty six. Wow.
Yeah, Wow, he looks. He looks fantastic. He really does.
Yeah, he looks, he really does. Incredible. That's like a Wilford
Brimley and Cocoon. Yeah, Brian Cox's ten. He would have been ten
years old. Logan Roy it was ten when he had a kid. Unbelievable.
Wow, I love that. Yeah, what's great. He was like
forty one in Cocoon. Yeah, exactly eighty year olds and they're like,
yeah, you guys totally look the same. Wilford Brimley came out of the
womb as a forty nine year old. All right, back to the show,
Question number six A Carnival Fao Schwartz and the McMillan Toy Company, John
O Home Alone two lost in New York. Oh, you're so wrong.
That answer deserves a Spo're so wrongs or great guess, Danny, what did
you put from him? It's it's it's his guess. Is only great if
if if if if? It's great to be bad because it was the wrong
guess. The right answer is, of course, Big? Oh shit Big?
Who stars in Big? I forgot Who's Oh no, no no,
how did I get that wrong? You're gonna be kidding me? Oh no,
no, God, no, no no, I think I think Tom
Hanks is having a stroke, said, oh my god, that's why I
wanted to put that one on a T John O. Wilson an idiot.
Oh, it's like Annie, Tom takes impersonation. It is, in fact,
Big Gosh baskin in Big. Yes, yes, yes, yea.
They play the piano with their feet. Who is it? Um, Frankly
Angela? Is that his name? No? No, it's not Frankly Angela.
But I know who you're talking. What was the other guy? Who
am I thinking of? Great? Yeah, a great character actor exactly,
like always a frustrated old man. Ye yes, exactly, but god yeah,
the scene at Fao Schwartz or they're playing the piano, the life sized
piano with their feet. You know what I like? Being the underdog.
I like, I like being on the low end here. This is good.
This is where you want to be, This is what you want.
Yeah, you're doing the old ropedope, you're playing possum. Yeah, you're
being real coy in these first two rounds. Pretty sure I got the last
two wrong too. Here, So all right, here we go. Question
number seven, am in the island and the boat the Orca Danny, what
did you put for number seven? Dude it dude it he's going with Jaws?
Johnnah, what did you put for numbers? No? I should just
cheat because this is so easy. Of course it's Jaws. But I didn't
put that down. The Amityville Horrorville. Yeah, I mean, but the
Amityville. It's got Amityville. You know what's messed up about Jaws is I
always just think of Jaws as being set in Martha's Vineyard because that's where it
was shot. And I'm from Massachusetts and I'm very egocentric, so I'm like,
it's about me. It's Martha's Danny. So when I hear amity I'm
like, oh, Mike's obviously just giving it away in the title. And
then and then on fact the the the actor that was in the motion capture
suit that was inside the Shark Hanks. Oh no, no, no no.
I was, oh, I don't like hurting people. Oh no,
no no, Yes, and yes it is for number seven the actor I
was thinking of. It's not Frank Langella. It's Robert Loggia, Robert Loojia
that plays the piano with Tom Hanks. Yes, yes, great kine actor.
Never heard that name before. Yeah, that's one of those people that
if you look them up on IMDb, they're like twelve hundred credits. Shit.
And finally, question number eight, a receipta nightclub, buck, super
cool stereo store, and Jack Horner's house plus his backyard with the pool and
tiki hut everything. Johnno, did you venture a guest for number eight?
Is it the big Lebowski Big Lebowski? Excellent guest? Danny? What did
you put for number eight? Once again, Johnno is incorrect. I'm gonna
go ahead and tell everyone that the correct answer is Boogie Knights. The correct
answer is Boogie Nights, Jack Horner Knights played by the late great Burt Reynolds.
Yep um, his backyard you know where John c Riley and Mark Wahlberg
meet and asked how much each other lift. Yep, subtly hits on Mark
Wahlberg. I've seen the movie, guys, It's love Paul Thomas Anderson Man.
I'm a huge fan. You know everything about Pta man, uh except
for the locations in his films. Ah. That was a fun round though.
I hope we do We'll do We'll do that again. That was great.
That was a fun great enjoyed a scoreboard update at halftime. We have
Jona Wilson with eight big points. Danny Jacob still in the lead with thirteen.
It's thirteen eight. That felt that felt vaguely like it was putting me
down. Jonah Wilson with eight big points, eight big points. Yeah,
he's got a big big point, boys game, eight points. We have
an easy show for you today, and you got a big boys. It
is thirteen to eight. At halftime. We're playing with John O Wilson.
You can follow John O Wilson at john O Wilson on both Instagram and Time
and you won't regret it. You won't. And at John O Underscore Wilson
on Twitter where you can hear him do all of his funny bits. Again.
He's playing for the charity the Art of Elysium, and then we're here
with Danny Jacobs. You can follow him on social media at Danny A.
Jacobs on both Instagram and Twitter. He is playing Will you will Regret that?
I wanted you to know you will regret? Danny. It's like going
down a deep, dark hole that you can't come out of, and you'll
never come out of it. You don't really want to, but you know
that would be better for your mental health if you Yes, that's exactly right.
That's the experience of following Danny's playing for MAP International, win or lose.
We're happy to give donations in your names to both of those great charities.
It's thirteen to eight at halftime as we enter round three, the Lightning
Round. It is the Lightning Round. Johnno, you are trailing at this
moment, so you get to go first. We all know today Janna's trailing.
We know. Let's get gross. Definitely, let's get gross and do
some fast food. I like fast food. Here's some up Here are some
of my faves. You can choose today, Johno from either a crunch wrap
Supreme from Taco bell a filet of fish from McDonald's, or Mickey D's or
a bacon eater from Wendy's. What's what's your poison? I'll tell you what.
I have always said this and I stand by it. My favorite fast
food Wendy's. Let's go with the bacon. That's that's really that you really
think? I think they have the best burgers and the saltiest fries. I
know everybody says, because no, no, no, I agree with you
on that. Actually their fries are fantastic, but like better than like in
and out or yes, in and out is so overrated. In and out
so overrated. Like the Wendy's. The uh bun is really nice texture and
then the crisp lettuce and tomato. Uh, give me a break. I
hope Wendy's, if you're listening, if you want to sponsor, we're still
open for a sponsorship. All right. You chose the baconater, which is
like eight million calories, but it's worth everything. Oh yeah, delicious.
That's a good road trip thing. When you're on a road trip and you're
like, let's get a baconater, you got a lot of farting in the
car roll. I also feel the least bad after eating Wendy's if I eat
McDonald's, I'm down for the count for the rest of the day. M
got it. Okay, anyway, here we go. Are you ready?
Here is your I'm gonna read the question twice. I'm gonna say go,
I'm gonna hit the button. You're gonna have twenty seconds, not a lot
of time, so it's better to just reass and say as many words as
you can. Here are these questions about Wendy's No, no, no,
okay, nothing could do with it. I was like Dave Thomas, Yeah,
Wendy was his daughter. She had red hair, freckles. They have
pretty good chili, um salad bar, innovative, only place with a baked
potato. Nobody else has a big potatos. All right, here we go.
What I want to know from you? The top nine biggest car companies
by sales. This is just by sales, World Car Companies. Top nine
I want to know from you twenty seconds on the clock. Top nine biggest
car companies by sales JOHNO and Ugo, uh Ford, BMW, uh,
Honda, uh, uh, Chrysler, UM this Buick Buick, I don't
know, uh Mercedes, UM uh Tesla, Uh stop. You did great,
you did great. I'm gonna give you one, two, three,
I'm gonna give you five. I'm gonna give you, um, Chrysler is
part of this kind of bigger car company. But you said Chrysler, they're
part of this company now called Stilantis that owns like Chrysler, Dodge. I
was gonna say it was on the tip of yours. You got Chrysler,
Mercedes, Ford, BMW, and Honda. There's still one two, there's
still four up for grabs. So your five second rebuttaled, Danny, your
top nine car companies by sale, five second rebuttal and a go, Okay,
I'm gonna say Toyota, Bolkswagon, Chevy, Chevrolet stop stop, good
job. I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you three because you got
Foggin's number one in the world, Toyota's number two in the world. And
then I think Chevy is still part of General Motors. So I'll give you
number six, General Motors and Chevy, just like I gave Chrysler and Stilantis.
And then the only one we didn't get, you guys crushed that category.
Um the biggest car company in China. I had never heard of it,
but it's called saic or sake is they sell billions of cards in China,
say they're number nine, but you got the top eight out of nine
in the question gentlemen. Yeah, all right. So so Danny, it's
your turn in the barrel. You can choose either Cruntrap Supreme or filet of
Fish. Okay, guy, gotta go with gruntrap Rap Supreme. So the
filet of Fish was kind of a sports question that'll just go back in the
hopper for a future game. Here is your crunch Rap Supreme question. I
want to know the top nine most visited US national parks from last year from
the year twenty twenty two. There's a bunch of national parks, but these
are ones most visited by people across the top nine most visited national parks.
Twenty seconds on then a goal yellow Stone, Grand Canyon, Uh, god,
fuck shit, Mammoth Lake, Faring faring time. People, people enjoy
going going paces, the tree, treehouse, land um pot, party Town
stop. Stop. You got two. You got the Grand Canyon, and
you got the huge one Yellowstone. Yellowstone party Town is not one because Party
Town should be in the top nine, but it isn't. So we got
Grand Canyon and Yellowstone, So you got to John O your chance to steel.
Same answers, there's still seven for grabs. These are the top nine
most visited US national parks here from last year twenty twenty two. Five.
Second, there isn't the golf course there he does, and go Niagara Falls,
Red Rocks Central Park, Far Central Park. Red Rocks should be um
a national park. You didn't steal any So let's go quate ourselves with some
of these. Please please. Number one, which was a surprise to me,
is a Great Smoky Mountains is number one. Great Mountains. Billions of
Americans go visit the Great Smoky Mountains, which I think is Tennessee, North
Carolina area. H Question number or number three on the list. I just
visited it for the first time last spring. Zion is in oh come on
Zion, and you have Rocky Mountain National Park. Oh my god, come
on Kadia, which is pretty much all of Maine. I think I don't
know it. Question number six still my favorite of all time. Yosemite up
north, We're we're out. Eight. You both have done peyote buttons in
this place. I believe Joshua Tree, Rashua Tree, It's it's all the
only place I do Pyote button. Yeah. And then the number nine one,
which is a tough one, is the kaya Hookah Valley, Kayaga Valley,
which is a tough cut. But we got a couple on the list.
We have an updated score. John O Lucky number thirteen. Danny still
on lade with eighteen. It's eighteen thirteen after three. My goal is double
digits. So you did it, buddy, you did it. Eighteen thirteen.
After a very fun lightning round showing over, we're heading into our fourth
and final round between you two gentlemen. Round four, the double Duty Theodore
Double Duty Redcliff Round. We call it the double duty because points are doubled.
It's thedore and instead. He was a Negro League baseball player that in
double headers would pitch. One can say that he would catch it. He
would catch the second game of a double header. And wow, I met
him in Chicago, one of my hous that's as I named the Double Duty
Radcliff after one of my baseball heroes, Theodore Double Duty Redcliff. And today
we're doing something we've never done before. Usually there's nine questions at eighteen points
up for grabs. It was such a fun round me putting it together.
There are ten questions in this round, so there are twenty points available.
It's chance for John anybody's game to come back. It's anybody's game. It's
anybody's game. That's all you can ask for to be in the game.
A big win. Here your category for the double Duty Radcliff round today.
You're both funny men. It is Saturday Night Live SNL. These are all
questions about SNL. Here is question number one of ten. Can you name
two of the three original cone Heads of the three original people on the show,
not the movie, but on the on the show SNL. Can you
name two of the three original heads? Can I tell you that? I
also wrote down twenty spots. That's how good my brain's working right now.
Twenty spots for answers. Good can often get ten mixed up with twenty.
Yeah, they're both double digits, both double digits. There's a zero in
there. Can you name two of the three people that play the original cone
Heads on Saturday Night Live? For question number one? All right? Question
number two in the round, Chris Rock portrayed what militant host of a TV
talk show was called the dark Side with what was his character's name. Chris
Rock portrayed a very militant black power host on a TV remember on Slah and
the Dark Side with what was his character's name? Oh? Come on,
he had a big frow wearing a dashiki. Chris Rock name his character the
Dark Side with whom? For question number two? All right? Question number
three? What name was emblazoned across the chests of Will Farrell and CHERRYO Terry's
cheerleader sweaters? They were cheerleaders, they did that, cheerleaders. I'm they
were cheering for kind of What was the name of the mascot from from Eastlake?
It was Eastlake High School and their their nickname was emblazoned upon their chests.
So again, what name was emblazoned across the chests of Will Farrell and
CHERRYO Terry's cheerleader sweaters? For question number three? Oh, this is going
south fast. This is just I don't think I have it. I don't
think I have it, okay? Question number four, A lot of musical
guests on SNL through the years. What musician famously tore up a picture of
the Pope? And then also what other musician famously stopped playing their song less
than Zero to play radio radio instead, getting him banned from the show for
life. So it's a two parter, but I'll make it so that if
you give me one, I'll give you a point. But if you give
me both, I'll give you two points. If you just know one,
that's great. What was the second What was the second part of that?
Let me read that again because it is it's a long one. What musician
famously tore up a picture of the Pope for one part of the question?
And then question number two, what musician famously stopped playing less than zero famous
song for them to play radio radio instead. It's told that Lauren Michaels was
flipping this person off the whole time. That was Lavid, Which is funny
to think of Lauren Michaels just like red fan like this and seriously kicked him
off the show. I was like, you can never be here again.
All right, here we go. This is an interesting question. For number
five, what SNL Stalwart designed over forty album covers before being on the show.
There's a graphic artist out here in California. What yeah, I know
this designed over forty album covers before being on the show. For some fans
as Poco America, and then I think he did the album cover for Steely
Dan's Asia. He did albums of all time. You're gonna be blown away
by this, Danny, I have no idea you're going to be blown away.
Okay, all right, I'm just gonna make a guess. Yeah.
When I learned about that, I was blown away too. I was like,
and if they do kind of uh uh, you know, the greatest
people to ever be on SNL. He's in the top five. That's enough.
It's Anthony Michael Hall for his one year seventeen years old. Damn,
It's okay, all right, let's keep going, Let's keep going. All
right, this is bad Question number six. I think we got this one.
Emily Ltella, Lisa Loopner, and Bob wah wah. Her Barbara Walters
send up. We're just a few of the characters played by what legendary member
Emily Ltella never mind was her catchphrase on Weekend Update. Emily Ltella, Lisa
Loopner, and Bob wah wah. We're just a few of the characters played
by what a legendary member For a question number six, Danny likes that one
Daniel's going to about that one, all right? Question number seven One of
the greatest things of all time. Chris Farley and Adam Sandler enjoy an all
dude beefcake pool party and a parody ad for what libation? Name the libation?
At commercial Chris Farley and Adam Sandler enjoying doing a chicken fight at a
party in a parody ad for what drink or libation? Name the libation?
One of the greatest parody commercials in SNL history. We have three to go,
Question number eight. Who was the first female head writer at SNL?
Famously, who was the first female head writer of SNL? For question number
eight, here we go your penultimate question in the double duty Radcliff round.
This is all about Saturday Night Live. This is a more current question.
Can you name the current SNL member that does the greatest Donald J. Trump
impersonation of all time? Can you give me the last name Will Suffice for
this the first SNL member that just does it's just give you. Can I
give you his middle just his middle initial? Maybe maybe I'll maybe give you
a quarter of a point um, But yeah, his Trump impersonation is just
it is. It's incredibly yeah, it's so good for number nine? All
right, and finally, are we ready for question number ten? Your final
question. In the SNL round, Eddie Murphy played what Pimp that was selling
his self help book? I want to be a Hoe? Do you remember
that character? Are you tired of doors being slammed in your face when you
apply for a job? I want to be a who his self help book?
Do you remember the character related material? You are good with, hope
and very good with. Yeah, he's got a spectacular first what's the question?
Is the character name? Yeah, he's got a spectacular first name and
then a very plane last name. All right, again again another I will
give you. I'll give you the two points if you give me either or
his first or last name. Eddie Murphy played what Pimp that was selling Who's
Eddie Murphy? Again? I want to be a Hoe? Pencils down,
Let's go of our answers for a very interesting double duty Redcliff round. It
was all about Saturday Night Live and for the first time ever, we did
ten huge questions twenty points up for grabs. It's eighteen thirteen going in this
round. Let's see if Johnno can make a comeback or let's see if Danny
can hang on. Yeah. Question number one, can you name two of
the three original cone heads? Johnno? What did you put for number one?
Dan Ackroid and Jane Curtin? Jane Curtain? Goddamn it, Danny,
I think didn't get Jane Curtin. But Danny, what did you put from?
I just but dan Ackroid? It's the only one I could remember.
Dan Ackroid. Jane Curtin is correct playing the wife and then the daughter was
played by another ground undling. So we have Akroid Curtain and newman. Johnno
gets the two big points. It's eighteen to fifteen, O God. Question
number two was a deep cut. Chris Rock portrayed what militant host of the
TV talk show The Dark Side. Danny? Did you come up with a
guest for number two? I'm fairly certain I got this one right. I'm
gonna read to you exactly what I wrote, which is big Guy to Pay,
Big to Pay? Who could ever forget? Johnny? Do you agree
with Johnna? Do you agree with that one? I don't. The correct
answer should be mister panther, Mister Panther. That's maybe a little closer.
It was the Dark Side with not Malcolm X, but nat X now X
was his militant talk show TV brings a very vague Yeah, it was a
deeper cut because he'd get a lot to do on SNL, which is crazy,
like he was not used a lot. Addax was one of his big
characters. Question number three, What name was emblazoned across the chests of Will
Farrell and Cherryo Terry's cheerleader sweaters for east Lake High School? John O?
It's funny because I wasn't sure about this, but I feel like Will Farrell
says like uses this and a lot of stuff. Was it the cougars?
The cougars of Eastlake High School? Danny? What did you put? I
had this? I had stallions. Oh we have the cougars. I can
see both of those dallion in my mind's eye. The correct answer. They
were the Eastlake Spartans stand for number three. God damn, oh my god,
how do we not get that? Never forget? Never forget um?
Question number four interesting talking about some of them famous musical guests that have been
on S and l over these many years. What musician famously tore up a
picture of the Pope? And then another question, what other musician famously stopped
playing less than Zero to turn around and play radio radio, in raging Lauren
Michaels at the time, question number four, Danny, what did you put
fairly confident in? Not the first one but the second one. The first
one is Shanad O'Connor. The second with the with the stopping the song,
I'm fairly sure was Vice President Spiro Agnew Circle gets the square, John O.
Would you number four? I also had Shanado O'Connor, and um,
I don't I don't know the second, but I'll say Kanye West, Kanye
West, you're each going to get one point because Shanad O'Connor famously ripped up
a picture of Pope John Paul. The second at the time, the one
that stopped lesson zero, like turned around do they started playing a song?
Then he turns on his band. He's like stop, stop stop, it
almost looks like a bit and then he turns around and they play radio radio.
That was Elvis Costello and the Attractions. Elvis Costello. Yeah, stopped
and yeah, Lauren Michaels was like matter than he's ever been, which is
kind of how um, yeah, because I think the radio radio is just
about the commercialization of radio and stuff, which is like, yeah, what's
wrong with that? Because he's dead, dead, dead trude with that one.
But yeah, so we have Shanned O'Connor and Elvis Costello. If you're
at home and you got him both, give yourself two huge points. Here's
the interesting one. Question number five Stalwart designed. He was a graphic designer,
designed over forty album covers before being on the show for such bands as
Poco America and famously Asia for Steely Dan Johanna, what did you put now?
I believe I saw this on a documentary about the great Phil Hartman,
one of the great That answer deserves a huzzah, Danny. What did you
put for number five? Well, I'm assuming that that's right. I was
just thinking about somebody who had connections with the music, So I just,
like Christopher Guest given given them, you know, excellent choice because that guy
seems to be a jack of all trades as well. Yeah, the correct
answer, though, incredibly Phil Hartmann. Isn't that crazy? It's amazing one
of the greats of all time. Question number eight, who was the first
female head writer of SNL? Danny? Is this Tina Fey Tina Faye,
Great guests, johna what did you put? I agree, Tina Fey it
is the incomparable Tina Faye. For number eight, it all comes down to
these two. Question number nine, can you name the current SNL member that
does the greatest Trump impersonation of all time? That's my opinion, Johnno,
what did you put? I believe it's James Something Johnson? James Something Johnson,
Danny what did you put? I wrote down Johnson, I'm gonna give
you both the two points. It's James Austin Johnson. Austin Yes. Number
nine, James Austin Johnson just a very talented gent right there. And then
finally question number ten, it had all come down to Eddie Murphy, who
played what Pimp that was selling his self help book I Want to Be a
Hoe? Danny? What did you put? For number two? I wrote?
Johnno, Wilsonson, what can't he do? Johnno? What did you
put? I believe the correct answer is Danny Jacobs. Oh close, both
of you so close. Somehow with those two answers, the correct answer for
those of you playing at home was the pimp Velvet Jones. L Jones was
the pimp character we have a final score. We have John O. Wilson
with twenty six points and Danny Jacobs with twenty three. Wow. Jos back
in the SNL round from John O Wilson. John oh Wilson, you are,
in fact the smartest person in the world one week. Man. I'm
just so happy all that SNL trivia. It obviously comes in handy um,
and I'm so grateful for SNL for saying, you know what, Johnna,
you're not good enough to be here, So yeah, doesn't mean you can't
learn about them, doesn't mean you can't learn about the trivia podcast. Again,
John Wilson, you are the smartest person in the world for one week.
You can follow John O Wilson on both Instagram and TikTok at John O
Wilson and then also on Twitter at john O Underscore Wilson. We're happy to
give a donation to the Art of Elysium, that great charity. Look out
for him as Perry Saint James on Showtimes. I Love that for you,
um. Also check him out all his impersonations Wahlberg, Hanks, all that
stuff on The Howard Stern Show, and they look for him playing the villain
in the Margaret Trow Margaret Show, DJ Paul's film Eva Lou and then Danny
Jacobs follow him on social media at Danny A. Jacobs on Instagram and Twitter.
We're happy to make a donation in your name to MAP International, and
then check him out on the current season of The Mandalorian on Disney Plus and
then the upcoming season two of Chad on the Roku channel. Jans, that
was a hell of a game, but we're not because it's time the final
throwdown. Anny, our producer is going to come back in here and give
us a final throwdown question. John Oh, you get first DIBs at a
guest. We'll have Danny chime in from the Peanut Gallery. I'll throw in
my two sense and then we're gonna learn a little something something with our question
and answer. So Annie, if you are at the ready, please throw
up our final throwdown question. I'll read it to everyone. Here we go.
Who was patient zero for typhoid fever in America? Who was patient zero?
Can I help Johnno? Here? Am I am I helping people?
I mean I Johnno, think about it first? All right? You think
about I you know the I've never had a more blank mind at this moment
in my life, patient zero for tyoid fever in America. Um, it's
got to be someone famous, right are they just famous for getting? Was
just not? If it was just somebody like it's just like Teddy Roosevelt.
I don't know. I don't know, Susanne Summers, someone famous, someone
famous, Danny, do you have a guess? We have a good guess?
All? I like? Then there is something about typhoid Mary is a
thing, right, So it's like a thing people that that name typhoid.
I believe that this woman Mary was probably patients here. I don't know her
last name. I just know her as her nickname, typhoid Mary. Was
it Mary Todd? Yes, yes, I'm gonna double up on what Danny
Jacobs is thrown down. It is typhoid Mary. I'm I'm almost sure.
Um, I don't know her last name either. She was like the maid
or the cook for a family in I think New York City or New York
City, exactly New York City. And she kept moving around and like she
had the like the gene or whatever where she didn't get it, but she
had it and just kept moving around and giving it talking and then and then
she moved around and then she had some like I think, I think the
end of her life was really tragic, like she was in rikers or some
kind of work. I think typhoid Mary. But we're gonna learn all about
this. But I think I think that's it. But let's let's see what
the answer is. And let's learn some factoids that Annie's gonna throw down.
We're gonna go with typhoid Mary. Reveal our answer here boom so. Her
name's typhoid Mary aka Mary Mallon. Let's learn a little bit about Mary mallin
here. Mary triggered multiple outbreaks in New York. She was the first asymptomatic
super spreader. She was a cook there. It is cook for affluent families.
Mary was quarantine for three years, but when released ordered to never cook
again. Yikes. In nineteen fifteen, she triggered another outbreak as she went
back to kitchen work at a hospital. Poor Mary, Mary, and she
died in quarantine. That's just a that's a tough go for everyone involved,
Mary and everyone she infected. But we learned a little bit about Mary mall
She just loved to cook. She couldn't stay away, wanted to cook.
She just wanted to cook and instead got everyone sick and killed a horn.
Oh my god, Um, gentlemen, this was such a pleasure to have
you on the podcast. What a great game and what a blast just to
hang out see your faces. I love you guys, and love you too,
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