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November one. One game to go, Game five tonight in Arizota because they

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did business last night, had a
week with a downbeat. I hope you're

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doing accellent this Wednesday morning. Could
be a long day, a lot of

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anticipation, could be a long celebration
into the night, or not. We'll

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try to get Friday. We got
a lot of stuff for you on today's

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show. Putting at nine o'clock.
So Ghost of Pepper Pavilion. Predictions for

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tonight's Game five, possibly Clinch Night, anything goes on Clinch Night. Kevin

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Turner with Danny Baylist, Mike's Roy, J J. Jackson Rock. Yeah,

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he was feeling morning, Kevin,
just feeling feeling awake. Wakey,

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wakey, Danny, hands off snaky. Snake's alive, Kevin, your hands

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on your snaky, Danny right now? No, you can see both of

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them. I couldn't. A couple
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Okay, maybe that's why I asked, they're on your snaky maybe before

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you asked, but no, at
the time that you asked, they were

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not on snaky. I can see
him now, I see you see six

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hands in here, but you can't
see Kevin's hands. Well that yeah,

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his were two of the six.
Yes you're are you having trouble with math

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now? I'm tired as f bro. Oh yeah, yes, God these

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games man to do it again tonight. It's not till midnight. Did they

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clip tonight? We're gonna watch all
the celebrations stuff. We need to cut

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this out, right, I said, if you said it, he said

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it. He said, it might
be a long party, end of the

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night. Mike. Yeah, Mike, you need to get your heads right.

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Recuses you from any Mike the possibility. I'm not making any bold claims

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at all. This thing is far
from over. I think we shan't.

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Mike is in the farm of safe
words. You are standing in the battlefield

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swore drawn, and yes you may
slightly outnumber them, but that don't mean

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nothing. The battle rages on.
Oh it rages. Especially in this series.

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Unexpected seems to happen consistently. Expect
the unexpected, just like on CBS's

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Big Brother. Really that's still on
tagline? Yeah, and it's great,

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and yes it's their tagline. Sorry
to yell at you, Kevin, I'm

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at the yell at Danny there.
You don't watch a big brother, I

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don't watch it, but I respect
it. You respect it? Yeah,

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I mean I don't think you know, Mike is a guy of good taste.

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I don't think he would sit around
and watch it if it was trash

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TV. He's not one hundred that. You're both very right right there.

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Ye, look, I hope it's
great. It's a great summer show I

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enjoyed every year. And they are
at war, they're down I think five.

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Do you know what the layman's perspective
of that show is? Yeah,

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because that's why they're called layman.
The people that haven't watched it just see

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the whatever the promos. Sure,
it's just like here's some cameras in rooms

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watching people argue. Yeah, I
get that. You don't get it.

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Yeah, I don't get it because
I've never seen it. That's another great

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reason that you don't get it.
Yes, I understand. I understand the

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reasons why you don't understand why it's
great. You haven't never watched it.

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Right. The point is is the
way it's presented to people like me,

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why would I want to watch that? Do you think they could do a

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better job of promoting it so we
could see what the genius is that you

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discover every time you turn it on. I mean, it's a popular show

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that's made it twenty plus years and
been an absolute summer staple for one of

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the biggest networks. So I mean, I think they're doing okay without you.

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I understand that the masked singer is
in It's What Nights season now two,

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and so what I'm saying is there's
no accounting for taste in the world.

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But I do trust you. I
think that you have a good,

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good discernment when it comes to things
like this. I'm not trying to get

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in a have a round with you, No, I'm asking you, what

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what is so great about this that
is going to make me watch it?

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Beyond the promos that they put out, which I said looks like just a

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bunch of people arguing on fuzzy cameras. Yeah, maybe you shouldn't. I

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don't know. I mean, I
don't think Big Brother aspires to crack into

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the lists of sopranos and breaking bad
on greatest television shows of all time.

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But you know, it's been around
for a long long time. I'll say

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this, it's this might give it
a little bit of something for you,

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is that it's all from. I
think it started in Sweden, but this

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is European style television, like they
figured this out. It's super popular in

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your homeland of Great Britain, but
I think it's Swedish is where it came

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from. Something like that. Do
they have mommies they could get him in.

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Okay, mommies, they do have
mommies. Okay, there you go.

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See that's what's for you there.
There usually are hot girls prancing around

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the house, and then if you
have showtime, you can watch it for

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twenty four hours. That's true.
You can see her get up in the

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middle of the night to go we
WI. Okay, they have live feeds,

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so I do have paramount plus so
I mean I watched the show thrice

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per week. But yes, if
you want, right when the show ends,

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you can go to the live feeds
and just watch the house. You

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have it on as you sleep every
night. Huh Yeah. In case you

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miss Bo just ended up sneaking into
Samantha's room and and then lying about it.

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You call him lying about it to
Chad? How long is it gonna

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go? I assume I'm asking.
I know, I'm waiting for waiting for

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you to finish. Is there more. Well, was like, is that

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something that would happen in the middle
of the night, Yeah, that both

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sneaks into Samantha's room and then the
next day, No, Chad, bro

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I didn't. I totally didn't.
Well guess what, Bo, there's four

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hundred cameras in this house. Yeah, yes, yeah, I know you

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did. Absolutely that could happen.
That could sleep and that's Samantha. No.

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But see, I think you two
are hung up on like Bo and

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Samantha kissing and Chad getting mad about
it. That's not it. Like there's

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a small component and that's hot people
making out with each other. But that's

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I don't like. I give a
damn about that. I don't care.

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It's not the hookup show at all. See, I thought this his human

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chess. I always thought this is
twenty people thrown in a room, none

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of you know each other. You
need to start finding friends, and then

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you play these silly competitions, but
they're kind of hard and like accuracy bas

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just like you throw in your bottle
into that trash can every morning. If

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that determined your safety tonight, you'd
be a lot more interested in it.

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And then if you're not safe,
I need to say, God, I

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hope Kevin and I have created a
little bit of a friendship here because I

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think Danny wants me out of here. And then hey, Kevin, Kevin,

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Kevin, listen, Danny's not here
right now. He doesn't like me.

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Well, you convinced Danny that I'm
cool, and just have him keep

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me around tonight please, And then
guess what if he says yes and he

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doesn't kick me out tonight tomorrow,
we are kicking Danny's ass out of here.

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And there's it's infinite, like the
interactions of I think it starts with

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sixteen people that can form relationships stab
each other in the back at the very

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last second. When you're sitting in
a chair thinking I am your best friend.

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I sometimes can stand up in front
of the room says I have the

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sole decision to decide who's leaving today, and I picked Danny, and you

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lock eyes with me and go what
Why would anybody be surprised by its last

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man standing? Correct? Yeah,
okay, so there's never a woman,

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never a true alliance. Yeah,
there are that hold how would they hold?

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Because you're ultimately going to have to
screw somebody over well, and the

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person that you've that you somehow teamed
up with and think that you can trust

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them. You never can. Right, Well, you are starting to get

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it, yes, because that's really
damn intriguing. You and I could work

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together for the whole time. There's
a twosome of guys. I don't want

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to say names because some people might
be way behind. Let's just say Bow

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and Fine. Let's say Bow and
Chad. Let's say Danny and Mikey.

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We met, we became friends early. We're similar, Like, dude,

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I lived in Texas for four years. I love the Rangers, you know,

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I'm for real like you like muse
it cool? I like, oh,

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we have some similar bands that we're
like, Oh us all radio ahead,

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dude, That's where it was incredible. Yeah, and you're like,

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Dude, this guy's cool. I
like this guy. And we become friends,

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legitimate friends. But then as we
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I start thinking Jesus. At the
very end, when there's two people

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sitting there and the jury is voting
between us, who wins, I'm like,

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dude, everybody loves Danny. The
girls think Danny's hot, Danny's hilarious.

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They're all going to vote for Danny, I am far better served sitting

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next to Kat who's annoyed people and
dressed up and made a makeshift Mario outfit

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out of tape and boxes from the
kitchen because he couldn't bring one in here.

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Yeah. So I'm like, if
I can right now get rid of

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Danny and sit next to Kevin,
all those people in the jury, including

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Danny, will probably look at me
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in the back, but I still
have to vote for that dude to win.

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M hm. So yeah, and
I did even come back and bite

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you on the ass because the people
in the audience might have a lot of

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respect for a guy that can make
a damn Mario costume out of tape and

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boxes. That'll probably get him a
couple of bothes. And then you're asking,

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did this guy really go to that
radiohead tour after all? Or was

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he lying to make that exactly right? Maybe the guys kind of liked radio

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ed he never went to. Okay, now, where do you understand now

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that the way that they promote this
show is garbage? How else do they

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promote it? How else you spent
what two minutes? We can consolidate that

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into a thirty second promo the way
you just explained it to me, and

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I'm interested. Okay, I think
you so blame it on the network.

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Well, I think it's the bad
network. CBS is a bad and amazing

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Race. The only other two shows
that have worked on what survivor wants Survivors

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in Survivors More Adult, Big Brother
a little bit More, I Survivors a

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child. Survivor's incredible right now?
Great? Every season? Great, wow

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fifty or something, Yes, ridiculous, It's excellent. And what's not to

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like about amazing race? I've never
seen that. I seen it. I

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mean, teams are two that race
around planet Earth and you open up a

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thing. You're like, oh my
god, I have to go to Romania

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and get on a flight and then
do some weird Romanian challenge and do it

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faster than the other teams while you
argue and run out of steam and a

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race to a finish line. It's
beautiful. Did you ever find out who

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is the Mole? I watched The
Mall and Celebrity Ball too. Look,

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the problem is the stigma of reality
shows, which most of them are terrible.

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I've never seen one second of the
Kardashian show I have no idea bachelor.

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I've never seen any people love it, and I'm sure someone who loves

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a batchler could explain to you that
it's good. I don't know, but

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any romance based anything I could care
less. I could not care less.

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Correct, excuse me, you're fine, but this is human chess and it's

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very, very fun. Do you
have to start it season one? No,

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you shouldn't. I recently watched the
season one episode one of Survivor just

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wanted to see it, and you
shouldn't go back that they weren't a lot

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of ending techniques, yes, editing
and how to speed things up and make

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it make it cool. Is Jeff
Probes still involved, of course with Survivor?

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Yes, dude, of course he
was on the boat with Derek and

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Cubes and celebrity chef Bobby Flay.
That's right. I feel like we're always

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real close to making fun of this. That's what I was doing, big

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brother both Oh no, oh no, he is yeahs open minded. That's

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why I would like to form an
alliance with you, and guess what we're

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gonna do. Get rid of the
idiot with the box and the table over

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his face, first chance, we
get he noticed that he winked at me

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when he said that I trust no
one. I never have, never will.

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Yeah, you start trusting people,
well you get stabbed. Oh my

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god. Kind of like the Arizona
Diamondbacks tried to trust their bullpen last night.

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The downbeat as if I was just
absolutely crushed. Yeah, but and

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then what ten nothing game. I
didn't see the clerk getting into that game

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last night, but whatever. I
don't think the clerk did too. Who

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is it that says that when the
clerk's on the mound he looks like he's

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seeing Planet Earth for the first time. Yeah, it's so funny and so

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I true. He just kind of
where am I again? Like he looks

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at upward people in the upper deck, He's looking around. I'm always like

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focus, seriously, it's two and
oh again, focus, look it up.

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Stop wondering if using the stand up
to cancer placards to make airplanes.

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Don't worry about that right now,
dude, Zone in man Uh in twenty

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minutes. A secret weapon that the
Rangers have added to their team despite injuries,

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losing Good Dolies and Max Scherzer.
The big story yesterday we found out

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a secret food they've it's helped take
them over the top. Right at six

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point thirty five. Give you the
details at tease. I don't know,

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crushing it. Eight to fifteen today, lock in, and I would say

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eight ten eight ten today lock in
for downbeat duel. Oh yeah, we

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got one. We got a showdown. Everyone's uh teeth are probably rotting a

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little bit. A lot of candy, unavoidable candy. Honestly, you can

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do your best, but that candy's
gonna find you somehow. Not even a

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big candy really big sweets guy,
but just bowls of candy everywhere. Did

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you buy candy? Do you have
it in your house? Yes, you

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had Tricker treats. I lost some
candy yesterday after I went to the doctor

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because my doctor my doctor's office is
attached to a Walgreens or like next door

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to old Walgreens really or CVS.
You're it's attached, Well, no,

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but it's like right next door.
And I do feel like there is a

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passageway, but you don't know where
it is. I actually don't know.

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Yeah, why did you go there
after your appointment? Did he prescribe candy?

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Well? She uh no, I
because it was I had to get

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Halloween candy for the house to hand
out to the munchkins, because the downbeat,

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singing pumpkin doesn't have hands. And
that is the big loophole that we

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messed up on. Next year,
for just merely another twelve thousand dollars,

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we could have one extended hand.
One. We don't need two hands.

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Just it just grab and then you
don't have to do anything nothing. You

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just like, you know, you
can open up the blinds if you want

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and just kind of wave with people. Yeah, you can go to understand

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if you want with hands, with
your own. The possibilities are endless with

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hands. I did it at one
point see a kid verifying like the pumpkin

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was like checking his grades. I
did see that. It was nuts,

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did you guys goo trigger treating last
night? Danny? I did, Mike,

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No, No, I did not. No. Handing out ports,

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light was off. Not one thing
to participate in Halloween I did yesterday.

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But I like Danny. He said
us the cutest damn pick of five nine

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Jesus, that kid unbelievable, I
will say. Little Malki was not excited

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about putting on his fireman costume.
No, he did not want to.

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Mom had to pretty much force it
on him, screaming, and then once

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he had it on, everything was
great. He could not wait. They

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have a mirror. Did he show
it to him in the mirror? I

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did do? Yeah, Yeah,
finally. Yeah. And he loves fireman.

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I mean, he wants to go
to the fire station. If I

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if I took him to the fire
station every day and looked at the trucks

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and looked at the little fire baby
out front, he'd be the happiest kid

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on the planet. Because there's a
fire department like a mile from my house

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and times, oh a bunch.
Our fire station is super cool with bringing

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a kid there. They've come out
before. We don't like to try to

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knock on the door, be too
intrusive, I guess, but they have.

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They'll not acknowledge a wave and honk
their horn for him and stuff like

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that. But I think you actually
have to plan ahead to book like a

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visit. Yeah. I don't want
to do that. Yeah, when he

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gets a little bit older, but
yeah, he was a fireman last night.

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Looked at doorbs and dude, that
was so. He's two and a

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half and this was his first year
to really kind of get it and once

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the seal was broken, and he
realized that by simply knocking on the door,

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now he had his There's like three
things you want to say, trick

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or treat, thank you, happy
Halloween, you know, some type of

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greeting, and then appreciation and a
salutation. He kind of got those out

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of order, so he would knock
on the door. But once he realized

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you knock on the door or somebody
answers it, you say something, and

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they put freaking candy in your bag, and this just endlessly happens as long

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as you have the energy to do
it, or until the lights go out.

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He he was like, this is
great. So you watched him understand

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what the night was about finally,
and by the time halfway through the night,

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it was marching straight to the door. And granted, he'd get the

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order wrong and people would answer the
door and he'd look at him and go,

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thank you. You're like we had
three okay, and then you get

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trick or treed and then happy Halloween. But he was so engaging, like

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he would ask them questions like what
color is your puppy? He's black and

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white. That's very good. Yeah, Like he was kind of lingering,

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and there's a que developing behind him
of kids that were like, wrap that

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up, fire man, seriously,
So he totally bought in, man,

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and he had so much candy and
was so happy. It was great.

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What was of the candy? Was
there anything that shocked you? No,

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man, it was okay. Here's
the thing that I thought was really funny

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and really cute is most people would
just hold the bowl out for him.

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So we went to his mom lives
in little Forest Hills. That neighborhood is

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badass for trick or treaty because all
the houses are super close together, narrow

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streets, and everybody buys in.
A lot of mommies with tumblers, Yeah,

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lots of tumblers and toddler mommy,
so they all buy in. So

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it's kind of an event on some
of those streets over there, and uh

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uh oh say they would hold the
bowl out for him to make your selection.

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It was so cute because he would
only take one piece. Oh a

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sweetheart, are you sure you don't
want any more? You can have another

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one? And you look at him
like, are you sure it's okay?

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And then he would, you know, sheepishly take another one, like he

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was doing something to meet bad or
something. Yeah. Then he got rantsom

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meat from bad But I guess the
highlight of the night was one lady was

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giving away full size everything. I'm
talking big butterfinger, big snickers, the

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two big pack of peanut butt cups. Yeah, full size m and ms.

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Wow. Yeah, And he even
noticed it. He reached into the

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bag and got peanut m and ms
and he goes, whoa big ones.

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But he was a hit man.
It was so much fun. And that

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is really cute to him figuring it
out. You watch it. He gets

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it now, he's cruising, yes, and he realizes, like, I

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got about an hour before I want
to go to sleep, Yeah, to

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maximize my time. He learned a
lot last night. I think he was

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probably a ferret last night after snacking
on candy. So how much did he

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get? Like is it? Did
he have an orange Jack o' lantern bucket?

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No, he had like a reusable
natural grocer shopping bag. Yeah,

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something like that. I mean,
it wasn't like overflowing, you know,

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because we were kind of done after
ninety minutes, and it's a lot of

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walking and a lot of seeing the
other kids and all that stuff and other

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parents. So it was cool.
But yeah, he didn't. You know,

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he probably visited i'd say fifteen twenty
houses now you know, twenty five

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pieces. He did well. He
was really proud of him. Was there

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a vaping cow walking behind him at
all all points of the night. Pretty

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much? Pretty much. But the
thing that's funny, since he was a

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fireman, everybody thought I was a
Dalmatian. I'm a freaking cow. Look

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at the spotting, confused, Look
at the look at the pattern here the

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utters, Yeah, have a cow
tail as weird. Did he get home

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and dump the bag? Yeah,
pretty much and lay atop the candy and

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do candy angels? Angel I had
these. So last year my neighborhood was

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my first year at the House of
Richardson, and it was pretty lit with

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parents and kids, like younger kids. And as a gut towards nighttime,

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you're basically asking the question, is
that a sixteen year old? You know,

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like it starts getting into like teenager
territory. It almost becomes a little

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horrifying type of thing. Was there
anything more horrifying than a group of four

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teenagers just walking? I mean,
they're up to something. Last night,

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same routine I went and I blowed
it up on candy for the bowl to

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hand out, and I got a
extension cord, put my little TV out

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there, poured the wine and we
did not have a big turnout, and

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I was highly disappointed that I set
out in the cold. So you sat

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out outside dressed as Cavio lights on? Did you have lights on? We

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got a whole thing on the garage
where spiders are crawling on it. I

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mean, you're welcome, you're playing
ball, you're opening business. We got

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a little skeleton hands popping up out
of the ground. You know, girls

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love Halloween. They and they also
have murder mysteries everyone. I guess there's

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ladies crime. They love dark stuff. Honestly, you know, they spend

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all their time having to be nice
and be proper, and ladies they have

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fear the dark side. You just
have a dark side. But I did

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have one good moment, and it
was this group they're they're kind of staying

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together. It felt like three or
four houses probably couldn't stand together. But

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two parents were really kind of running
the show there. And there were younger

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parents, probably younger than me.
Okay, and the guy comes up and

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he's holding the kid and the girl. It's kind of coming up and they're

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they're like, they're, oh,
you guys haven't figured out. They're drinking

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wine and stuff, and you could
see the look in their eyes of like,

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oh my god, I wish I
didn't have any kids. You could

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see it. I mean, you
just knew it. And they're like trying

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to get her name and stuff.
We've lived here for a year, I

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can I mean, you gotta hang
out or are we becoming friends? Yeah,

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that's going on, but I trust
no one learned that I did see

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only don't trust anybody. They were
on our trick or treating route last night.

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There was some families that were doing
it right. These two girls,

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they were probably like in their twenties
and uh, they were sitting out on

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their front porch and they had their
big screen that they had moved out,

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and they had the Ranger game on
that because we were done by like seven

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ten, so it had just started, so the pregame and all that,

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and they're in the Ranger gear watching
baseball, like ready for the game,

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handing out candy and the best mood. Twenty years old. Yeah. Yeah,

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I think they might have been roommates
or daughters that were, you know,

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in town or whatever. But there
was several people that were rangered out

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gear and had their TVs on their
their their patios and do in the whole

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tumblr. They wanted to be us. They wanted to be us. It

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was so evident. Yeah, I
mean as you would be when you have

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seven kids that were keeping up with
probably felt like they were a couple other

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parents who stayed on the driveway didn't
come up all the way to the porch.

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But yeah, I got a bunch
of candy loever, I should have

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brought it up here. Yeah,
bring it up here. I want it.

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It'll last fifteen seconds in the break
round. Yeah, I just want

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Reese's peanut buttercups. That's it.
Like pumpkins, only one I wanted like

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pumpkins. No, no, regular, that's a whole other story. Is

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a Roxy dressed up? It's just
shark. Oh, come on, no

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photos. Don't want to see shake
up photo. I love shark Roxy shark.

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I don't. Yeah, I didn't
take photos. Well I'm not.

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I don't never think to think you
didn't take one photo of her. I'm

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a big like live in the moment, you know where that photos in my

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mind? Now? Yeah, well
I'm not in your mind, and I

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want to see what your girlfriend looks
like. Dress is a damn shark.

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Yeah did you? Did you welcome
the kids as Cavio and they walked up?

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Oh my god, we already knew, dude, these kids love Mario.

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It's amazing. Hey, walk up. I mean some of them not

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even old, like, couldn't have
had any video game experience. It just

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oh you're Mario, you know.
Yeah, I'm like, I have Gevio.

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Yes, do you have a mustache
on? I didn't put the mustache

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on the mustache because what happens when
we take a drink after you've taken the

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mustache off. It sticks, the
glass sticks to your upper lip. Sucks,

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man, it hurts. How much
wine did you put away? Last

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lot? Yeah? Bottle? Now
a full bottle? Oh yeah, by

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one? Oh yeah, I got
champagne for a night in case. Why

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dude, this guy is case.
It's needed. No, you bought it

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for tonight. There's gotta be no
worse feeling than walking back into your clubhouse

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and having to take down all the
plastic wrap. It's happened before we get

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up and go back to Texas.
We shouldn't even talk about it. We

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shouldn't you idiots we should actions?
Oh yeah, please Jominia taur something.

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