Marie, Hey, I want you to meet Roseanne. Not a happy woman.
Oh what happened? Roseanne? I met this guy a couple of months
ago at a wedding. He was a singer, and one thing led to
another. And I really don't know what's going on. What was the one
thing that led to another? Well? What happened? I thought it was
wonderful. He's a very looking, charming guy and you know, very nice.
We had, you know, a nice chat, and we were having
a good time and everything was going well. And all of a sudden,
he's not contacted? What? What? What? What was the event?
If I can go back a little bit, I was at this country club
in Smithtown at a friend's wedding, right and then he was the singer that
was performing. Yes, we had, you know, and then we got
to uh, you know, you didn't you didn't sleep with him right there
on the spot, right at the way we stayed overnight in a hotel?
You bye? Okay, what'd you tell the family to go home? I'm
going to be fine. I wasn't there with my family. Okay, Okay,
you've been on dates you ain't like after that night you met and you
slept together? Did you go out. You dated for how long? For
a little over a month. Oh, and now he's just disappeared? Yeah?
Was this a bedroom buddy? Anything else besides the sex? Wasn't a
room and a pizza? It wasn't just sex. I went to a local
car show with them, okay, and we went out for dinner after Applebee's.
Applebee's car show and Applebee's very nice. Let's get him on the phone.
I got to meet him. Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Dennis.
Yeah, who's speaking? Hi Dennis. My name is Marie, and
uh, I just need a minute of your time. We have a dozen
long stem roses coming for you today and I just need to confirm a couple
of things before they get sent out. Who's sent me these? Well?
Uh, it is a secret admirer. So I am not allowed to divulge
the name of the person and I can't. I cannot. I'm not allowed
to give their name. Are you dating somebody or Oh no, no,
I'm a single man. Oh okay, you're single. Maybe you've met somebody
recently. Why don't you just give me the name and we won't tell anybody
that you give me the name? Can I'm not allowed? I mean,
I mean so many women. I'm not gonna have one person. I'm sorry.
I'm a wedding singer. I go around the country club and yeah,
yeah, yeah, yes, can you can you sing something for me?
Maybe? If you sing for me, yeah, sing something for me,
and maybe I'll give you their names, you know, if I got to
sing something to get this person's name. All right, how about a little
Sinatra? Right? Oh? I love sonat who doesn't love Sinatra? Hind
me to the moon, let me play among the stars, let me see
what spring is like the Jupiter and other words. Oh my, we could
do it. You want to sing a duet together? Do we could?
We could do something pretty magical. Wow. Okay, well, thank you.
I'm bunching myself. You got a little magic in you too? Wow.
I'm so flattered. Okay, I don't even I forgot why I was
calling you, Dennis. I'm gonna be honest. You a dozen roses from
who? That's right? You have a secret admirer. Does anybody come to
mind at all Matt recently? Maybe? Uh, you're not engaged and ready
to mingle? Okay, Uh, I don't know. Maybe somebody that you've
gone to an Applebee's been to a car show. Roseanne maybe comes to mind?
What Rosanna? Rosana, why haven't you called her? You're a dirt
bag for not returning her calls. Call Roseanne today, Hi, Jenny's what's
going on here? I thought i'd send you the roses, Dennis, because
I haven't heard from you, and I was I thought we had a nice
time, and I thought we were really getting along well. And I just
figured i'd send you the roses and see what you're up to. But I've
been busy. I'm sorry I got back to you. Jesus Christ. It
sounds like a bad B movie. Sorry, baby, I haven't been able
to get back to you. Well. I just figured I haven't heard from
you, and this was an opportunity for me to break the ice and send
you some roses. All right, Dennis might get Dennis. My name is
Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality on iHeartRadio here in New York on
w k TU. You've been speaking to Marie. Rose Anne gave us a
call on a show we do called War of the Roses, where we catch
cheaters and people that haven't been faithful and people that have ghosted other people and
so on and so forth on the radio. Here we we try to catch
them here, and she told us about the problem about you guys being together
for two months and sleeping together and then all of a sudden, Dennis,
your m I a all right, Look is that is that? Is that
a crime? That crime? So some law broke. No, here's the
deal, Dennis, it's not a crime. You're a single guy, you're
not married. It's just life. And that's the way it is in the
dating world. That's something Roseanne's got to have to come to grips with.
What you have to come to grips with, Dennis, is that you're a
dick and you didn't really what and you really didn't return any of your phone
calls and let her down easy. You just decided to vanish completely. You
did nothing bad. I didn't really do anything wrong, but you just,
yeah, you didn't do anything right either. There you go, Okay,
it's lovely that you want to contact me back, that you want to go
out again. But look, I'm not based well, I'm not based right
near you. I'm all over Long Island. I'm in the city. I
go around, I meet different people. I think what we got special,
but I don't need you going out there putting my information on blasted people.
This is a radio station, right yeah, right, everything's going. We're
going to offer you an incentive, which I guess i'm pretty good judge of
character. You're gonna want to be on the radio. You're gonna take the
incentive. Your name's not gonna be on the Nobody knows who you are or
bleeping out your last name, no last names, no nothing. But with
that in mind, she just wanted to call and figure out where you've been.
And we pretty much have our answer. You, your lord, you
don't have to ever call me again. Yeay, she got the last word
on that one. All right, Oh okay, Dennis, I apologize.
I didn't mean I hurt you know, and that's that wasn't what I was
trying to do. That's that's not who I am. Did thank you.
I'm sorry if I hurt you anyway, I'm done with you. Okay,
Oh man, my jolly whoa slowly okay, all right there I got the
triple last word, the triple last word. Very rare to get the triple last