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Marie, Hey, I want you
to meet Roseanne. Not a happy woman.

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Oh what happened? Roseanne? I
met this guy a couple of months

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ago at a wedding. He was
a singer, and one thing led to

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another. And I really don't know
what's going on. What was the one

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thing that led to another? Well? What happened? I thought it was

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wonderful. He's a very looking,
charming guy and you know, very nice.

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We had, you know, a
nice chat, and we were having

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a good time and everything was going
well. And all of a sudden,

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he's not contacted? What? What? What? What was the event?

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If I can go back a little
bit, I was at this country club

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in Smithtown at a friend's wedding,
right and then he was the singer that

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was performing. Yes, we had, you know, and then we got

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to uh, you know, you
didn't you didn't sleep with him right there

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on the spot, right at the
way we stayed overnight in a hotel?

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You bye? Okay, what'd you
tell the family to go home? I'm

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going to be fine. I wasn't
there with my family. Okay, Okay,

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you've been on dates you ain't like
after that night you met and you

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slept together? Did you go out. You dated for how long? For

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a little over a month. Oh, and now he's just disappeared? Yeah?

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Was this a bedroom buddy? Anything
else besides the sex? Wasn't a

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room and a pizza? It wasn't
just sex. I went to a local

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car show with them, okay,
and we went out for dinner after Applebee's.

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Applebee's car show and Applebee's very nice. Let's get him on the phone.

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I got to meet him. Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Dennis.

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Yeah, who's speaking? Hi Dennis. My name is Marie, and

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uh, I just need a minute
of your time. We have a dozen

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long stem roses coming for you today
and I just need to confirm a couple

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of things before they get sent out. Who's sent me these? Well?

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Uh, it is a secret admirer. So I am not allowed to divulge

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the name of the person and I
can't. I cannot. I'm not allowed

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to give their name. Are you
dating somebody or Oh no, no,

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I'm a single man. Oh okay, you're single. Maybe you've met somebody

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recently. Why don't you just give
me the name and we won't tell anybody

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that you give me the name?
Can I'm not allowed? I mean,

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I mean so many women. I'm
not gonna have one person. I'm sorry.

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I'm a wedding singer. I go
around the country club and yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yes, can
you can you sing something for me?

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Maybe? If you sing for me, yeah, sing something for me,

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and maybe I'll give you their names, you know, if I got to

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sing something to get this person's name. All right, how about a little

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Sinatra? Right? Oh? I
love sonat who doesn't love Sinatra? Hind

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me to the moon, let me
play among the stars, let me see

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what spring is like the Jupiter and
other words. Oh my, we could

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do it. You want to sing
a duet together? Do we could?

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We could do something pretty magical.
Wow. Okay, well, thank you.

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I'm bunching myself. You got a
little magic in you too? Wow.

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I'm so flattered. Okay, I
don't even I forgot why I was

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calling you, Dennis. I'm gonna
be honest. You a dozen roses from

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who? That's right? You have
a secret admirer. Does anybody come to

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mind at all Matt recently? Maybe? Uh, you're not engaged and ready

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to mingle? Okay, Uh,
I don't know. Maybe somebody that you've

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gone to an Applebee's been to a
car show. Roseanne maybe comes to mind?

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What Rosanna? Rosana, why haven't
you called her? You're a dirt

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bag for not returning her calls.
Call Roseanne today, Hi, Jenny's what's

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going on here? I thought i'd
send you the roses, Dennis, because

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I haven't heard from you, and
I was I thought we had a nice

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time, and I thought we were
really getting along well. And I just

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figured i'd send you the roses and
see what you're up to. But I've

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been busy. I'm sorry I got
back to you. Jesus Christ. It

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sounds like a bad B movie.
Sorry, baby, I haven't been able

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to get back to you. Well. I just figured I haven't heard from

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you, and this was an opportunity
for me to break the ice and send

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you some roses. All right,
Dennis might get Dennis. My name is

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Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio
personality on iHeartRadio here in New York on

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w k TU. You've been speaking
to Marie. Rose Anne gave us a

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call on a show we do called
War of the Roses, where we catch

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cheaters and people that haven't been faithful
and people that have ghosted other people and

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so on and so forth on the
radio. Here we we try to catch

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them here, and she told us
about the problem about you guys being together

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for two months and sleeping together and
then all of a sudden, Dennis,

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your m I a all right,
Look is that is that? Is that

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a crime? That crime? So
some law broke. No, here's the

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deal, Dennis, it's not a
crime. You're a single guy, you're

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not married. It's just life.
And that's the way it is in the

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dating world. That's something Roseanne's got
to have to come to grips with.

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What you have to come to grips
with, Dennis, is that you're a

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dick and you didn't really what and
you really didn't return any of your phone

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calls and let her down easy.
You just decided to vanish completely. You

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did nothing bad. I didn't really
do anything wrong, but you just,

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yeah, you didn't do anything right
either. There you go, Okay,

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it's lovely that you want to contact
me back, that you want to go

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out again. But look, I'm
not based well, I'm not based right

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near you. I'm all over Long
Island. I'm in the city. I

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go around, I meet different people. I think what we got special,

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but I don't need you going out
there putting my information on blasted people.

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This is a radio station, right
yeah, right, everything's going. We're

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going to offer you an incentive,
which I guess i'm pretty good judge of

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character. You're gonna want to be
on the radio. You're gonna take the

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incentive. Your name's not gonna be
on the Nobody knows who you are or

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bleeping out your last name, no
last names, no nothing. But with

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that in mind, she just wanted
to call and figure out where you've been.

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And we pretty much have our answer. You, your lord, you

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don't have to ever call me again. Yeay, she got the last word

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on that one. All right,
Oh okay, Dennis, I apologize.

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I didn't mean I hurt you know, and that's that wasn't what I was

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trying to do. That's that's not
who I am. Did thank you.

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I'm sorry if I hurt you anyway, I'm done with you. Okay,

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Oh man, my jolly whoa slowly
okay, all right there I got the

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triple last word, the triple last
word. Very rare to get the triple last