All right, let's go, let's go out fatty today. We got a
big one. Dallas Mavericks head coach Jason Kidd calls in at nine snl legend
Chris Catan calls in at nine ten. Two guys who like the same cereal
eight thirty five of circuses come in to town. I mean, one of
the bigger nut jobs you'll ever see, moving home base and trying to start
an empire here in the Metroplex. More detail about at eight thirty eight o'clock.
Crazy night at the AAC last night the MAV's avoid a catastrophical loss.
They had an a lister in the building. What a night walking through the
details of that they did. Oh yeah, and I wouldn't really refer to
you as a list talk about me. Who's there? Then? Look lucas
a listen now all right, yeah, I mean he works there. I
have a Kyrie Irving take coming for you here in a second two seven thirty
thing. Good morning news and which I'm going to give Dandy the gift of
five hundred miles a gas card for five hundred miles for your commitment to reporting
on the stories in the sky and keep our roads safe. Every day I
wake up. You know, we have a shared Google doc that we kind
of throw ideas and links and stories on to help us do our prep.
Every day, there's like two or three brand new airplane stories courtesy of one
Katie Turner put more stuff on you. It's not your I'm not algorithm.
Yeah, I'm not even looking for him anymore. They just show up.
I'm just gonna google airplanes and hit news. Yeah. Watch, it'll be
that Amelia Earhart. Okay, that's a big story too, that one which
we covered yesterday. We had I think we broke that story yesterday. I
don't know that we broke it. You found it on the internet. It
had broken yesterday morning Live during our show Ten Things you Should Never Eat on
an airplane. Guy's great, gon't play that real quick, I do all
right, fire, Oh this is fresh. But they just change the dates
on these crappy articles and make them like within the last week. They're just
now. I'm like, oh yeah, they do just just all you have
to do. Yeah, maybe make some sort of little correction. Yeah,
change a word, get a third and then, oh dude, this is
January twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. Yesterday is it good. And if
you're in that business of just pumping out candy articles for clicks, then yeah,
if it worked, run back. What is a dog gass article?
First thing on the list? No alcohol? Okay, what side is that?
Because now we got to trick your sources. He I told you I
was just going to google airplane, didn't I? Quick news? They all's
hot again? They say, are they back in the mix? Yeah?
Boy, they had a great run. And then alcohol dehydrate on the ground
and it's amplified in a low humidity plane. Plus high altitude affects your does
it on your blood? Oxygen can make you feel tipsy faster than usual?
Is that true? Yeah? An airplane, you get the credit for the
alcohol, but it's not thin air. You're not breathing thin air pressurized.
Yeah, but it's still the altitude does affect your the level and the way
it feels. That's why people get so tanked on a plane. They try
to drink like they normally do on Earth. Really, yeah, they stand
up and try to walk to the getting a little tanked on a plane.
Boy, I've done it a few times and I end up just sleeping.
Have you ever done the thing and this. There's a similar effect that happens
in a hot tub. Have you ever been in a hot tub and maybe
have like two or three drinks and you feel pretty okay, and then you
get up to maybe go wi, and it's like, whoa, your legs
are all rubbery and you're half in the bag already. But that's also the
hot tub itself making your legs rubbery. Yeah, but the alcohol, I
don't know what it is. Maybe it speeds up the effects of it.
You know, because of the temperature where's your blood and your heart rate increases,
I guess, whereas if it's cold, it slows down in a hot
tub. No, I haven't been in a hot trub in ages. I
feel like you see many hot tubs, hot tubs that they come in and
out here, you know, I don't know. Hot tubs are kind of
like the aquatic bowflex. You know, you get it, you use it
like three times in a row, and then it sits there for seven years,
and you put the lid on it and it just comes giant outdoor table
where the bowflex becomes glorified coat rack. Yeah, forget it, glad.
I have two hot up stories, neither of which I care to tell some
list. The list of this list, fish seafood is number two on the
quick aol search. Can I fish on a plane and microwave that? You
know, tuna, salad, sandwich beans? I would put that in the
fish department. But yeah, all stinky foods are out. Durian deviled eggs
that who would have that? Man? There is always that one person that
brings like their homemade snacks and they open up the tupperware lid to reveal the
contents, and boy, if it's deviled eggs, I'm asking for a seat
change. I might ask for a seat change. Do you need to make
a poo poopy? Leans over and ask the adult next to him because you're
about to number three. Tap water. Don't drink tap water on an airplane.
Oh, because the tanks that hold the water are rarely cleaned. Bottled
water course, that's pretty much denoted in the little lavatory. But it's notable.
It's all a bottle they serve you. No, no, no,
I think the tapwater they're talking about in the in the the restroom. I
don't drink tap water, high sodium food whatever. Steak. You have an
option of steak for your inflight meal, It's better to choose something else.
Steak will almost always be overcooked because it has to be pre cooked and reheated
on the plane. All right, So unless you love tough, chewy gray
beef, go for chicken air pasta. You're stuck with snacks. And I've
never done the international flat I guess, so I don't really know if they
give you do you want to do? You want to travel the world?
Kevin? Uh, I'm gonna ken but I am in April. So oh
that's for going to Italy, going to the homeland. Yeah, you're going
to see your familia. You could get canceled, I guess. But well,
I think war, don't worry worrying. I'm just being realistic about war.
You think Italy is going to be involved in a war? Oh?
Yes, they are real riled up. I was talking about I was talking
to my uncle about this the other day. Don't drink coffee, same thing
made with tap water. Giant burritos, but small burritos are fine. Okay,
there you go. Chipotle in the airport may seem like compact. These
deep food blah blah blah. Spice sauce of hot sauce can cause heartburn.
Onions can be smelly, and worst of all, beans can cause very potent
gas beans. What do you see the taco bell or I mean, I'll
lump in? You see the places in the airport that you know could make
your tongue to I'm hurt. You're like, why would that ever be an
option in the airport. It's always weird too when you have like an early
ass flight and some of those businesses that typically open for lunch at eleven or
open at like six am, and you see somebody just feasting on a muchako
before they get on a plane, like what are you doing? And a
whine. The airports are weird because there's like it is at all hours.
I love it. I love it, yeah, and I absolutely do it.
It's very Vegas. There's no Yeah, it is kind of Vegas.
There's no meal rules. It's gonna be like here, it's back that here.
If we get a casino, we're gonna have that here twenty four hours.
Let's just kick that is there. If we do get the casino,
we'll still have the Texas laws on alcohol consumption? Will we I don't know
that's what we shouldn't there? Why is it you know. I mean,
you're not acting, you're not entering the Nevada embassy when you walk into the
Texagon. Yeah, but okay, So, like I don't know this,
but I'm sure Las Vegas has laws against buying, selling, bars being open
alcohol after a certain time. But maybe casinos have a special exemption for that
since there's somewhat of a self contained thing. I don't know, And maybe
the Oklahoma casinos can get away with it because aren't they on reservations for the
most part. Well, I don't know. Well, I just know as
far as the reservations that I live by in Arizona, there was no alcohol
on them. No time restrictions for selling or buying alcohol in Nevada. That's
a huge thing is you can't even I don't even think you can drive through
the Navajo Reservation in northeast Arizona with like a beers in your trunk, Like
if you get pulled over, you'll get in trouble for that. Like there's
no alcohol out on that reservation at least, no bought and sold seven days
a week, twenty four hours a day, including Sunday in the entire state.
Well, bars, though, can they serve after two am or four
am it hookers. State law implements no mandatory closing times for bars, taverns,
or saloon. Okay, so that's just straight up state law. Now
there are some speaking of hookers. I think there's something that like in Las
Vegas, the city, I don't know, this may have changed. I
don't think hookers are legal in the city of Las Vegas. Like I'm a
strip. Yeah, I don't think it's technically legal. That's why the chicken
ranches right where it is, right where the Clark County turns into whatever.
But obviously it's still rampant. It's probably because you know, like in New
Orleans, there is a an open container law and effect like you're not legally
I don't think this is true. I think this is true, legally able
to drink freely on the streets by law, but the cops do not enforce
it. Really, I think the prostitution and as long as you're just not
brazen about it and acting a fool. You know, this is you're just
kind of drinking public, but not from a glass or a bottle put it
in. That's not like Savannah George. You know, I knew that there's
certain elements of of you know the quarter in New Orleans that there there's some
type of thing that the cops just kind of like, unless you're acting like
an idiot, they just look the other way. They don't really want for
stuff that is sort of the I mean, that's the rule here. I
think I mean cash lives walk Cash and Mary we walked to the a c
We wear a roady every time we walk past multiple cops who are doing the
street traffic for pedestrians. Never once is anyone said a word, including right
up to the line where you pound it and put in the trash can that's
right next to the where they zap your ticket. Are you is it in
a container that revealed the contents. But if you're like dude, if you're
walking out with a Keystone light tall boy with that and you're not brown bagging
it, they're gonna they're gonna make you pour it out or toss it or
or something. Yeah, this is you've got to go. Cup, You're
you're you're fine. Is going to buy and not acting like a yeah jackcat.
This says, this is hard. In a standard hours area dum,
a person may not consume or possess with intent to consume an alcohol beverage in
a public place Monday through Friday before seven am or after twelve fifteen am.
So from seven to one am to twelve fourteen am all day, you can,
I think, which I always thought you couldn't. This is news to
me in Dallas, Texas. You're you're looking up Texas at Dallas. What
I'm seeing on one side, there's no statewide band prohibiting public conception of alcohol.
Oh sure, at a state park or an area of the city where
it has been specifically deemed illegal. But I tell you what, that is
news to me, dude, because I always thought it was just the opposite.
You get in trouble for walking with your drinks unless it's Saint Patrick's Day
parade or whatever special event type things. That's kind of interesting. I wonder
what Irving is, just in case they drop a casino and Irving, then
I'll have to find where's Irving. You should learn so and figured it out.
Just drop a pin on your phone and save it. Speaking of Vegas,
you mentioned it yesterday, but I was reading about the prices of Super
Bowl tickets. Nuts. Huh, absolutely nuts. Right now as of this
morning, get in price eighty one hundred dollars for the party pass. That's
like, no, I don't even think they have that. That's just way
up nosebleeds. That's fifty percent more expensive than the cheapest ticket of last year's
Super Bowl, which was just short of six thousand dollars, and the average
price is hovering rate at ten thousand dollars, seventy percent more expense than lest
Ye's Big Game. So I got to thinking, why is this? And
look, I think we're in the window of panic buying for the teams that
just got in and inflated prices. I expect these to regulate quite a bit,
but probably not I get down to the numbers that it was last year.
Is this the Vegas factor? Because if you're a lifelong Chiefs fan,
do you spend the better part of the last decade with the option to go
to the Super Bowl. It's not that explosive once in a lifetime, Oh
my god, we're there, like it would have been for the Lions or
a handful of other teams. But then, so is it Vegas very possible?
I think it's that you think. I think I think that's what makes
the most sense. First super Bowl there in Vegas. Yeah, idea of
blowing it out and it's gonna be a big trip. I'm spending money.
Anyways, I'm assuming both of you guys in your careers have covered the Super
Bowl, gone to media week and all that. Yeah, okay, but
have you actually ever attended the actual game? I have, have you,
dude? I went to the one in uh right after nine to eleven in
San Diego. It was the Bucks Raiders Super Bowl where John Gruden won a
Super Bowl? Am I to believe that Shania Twain no doubt? And Sting
was the halftime show. It's a great question. I have zero recollection of
the halftime show. But what's funny is my brother was in the media and
he got credentials and he couldn't go. So I went to San Diego and
they had to get his idea. He mailed me his ID and this says
the first I think the first up Bowl post nine to eleven. So security
was you couldn't even drive to the stadium. You had to take the train
to Qualcom like. There was a lot of security measures. It's a lot.
And I rolled up with my brother's ID, just like I did going
to buy a six pack of Red Dogs in Sarasota, Florida, twenty five
years ago, and no problems whatsoever. They just handed it over. But
I didn't also didn't know where to go, so I just went to the
regular entrance where all the fans were walking in. I don't know about no
media entrance or anything like that, and I just kind of showed my credential.
And luckily the girl who was working security was as much as a novice
as I was, and she's like, oh, go ahead, like she
was intimidated by the power of the media pass. Lucky for you, it
said his name Richard Siroy and not like on Super Bad where it said Muhammad,
right, exactly the most common in the world. So my question was,
did you find like the people in attendance because it is so highly priced.
I think the true fans of the teams they don't go, so to
me, it's more like just a big corporate event of people that want to
say they went to a Super Bowl. Or did you find it to be
like it's not split down the middle. It's going to be, you know,
forty nine ers fans on one side, and it's probably just a bunch
of day trippers, doesn't look like Texas ou split down the middle. Yeah,
it's just Chris. Chris is the But there are a lot of fans.
I mean, it was most of the people there I think were fans
of one of the other. There were fans of people that just kind of
picked a team when they go that they don't really care about the NFL.
They're just there because they think they were got in. I think they were
real fans. Especially it was the Raiders, and this is in San Diego.
Yeah, pretty close. You know, Bucks fans there weren't as many,
but there was a lot of decked out Raider fans. This is kind
of in the middle for Casey and San Francisco fans too, kind of centrally
located for them to get there, if you think about it that way.
Yeah, if we're not to expect a much of rob low NFL hats almost
warn my warm mind to day. But let me ask you this. If
the lowest price is eighty one hundred bucks, average price ninety eight hundred ten
gees. And like we said, these teams have been there regularly, in
the case of the Chiefs, you know, fairly regularly or near it.
For the forty nine ers, what if what if the Cowboys had made it,
Oh my god, in Vegas, in Vegas, the place would have
been packed ten twelve thousand, especially the way the yeah, twelve thousand,
fifteen thousand. I don't know sure people would have paid it from here enough
ord nationwide. I mean, there are a tonic Cowboys fans and they have
not been forever. We've all, you've all been waiting your whole lives for
this. It's the one time Cowboys. Because I promise you, if the
fins are there, I'm gonna be there. I don't know how, but
I will be there. What the hell else am I waiting for? In
all of sports? That's the one thing. And for a lot of people
here, that's the Cowboys going to the super Bowl, So you have to
be there. Had Miami made it, would you have somehow found a way
to scrounge up ninety eight hundred dollars to get in that damn Bill. Let
me admit something to you right now, Okay, Kevin, I'm going to
admit this to you as well. We have friends of ours that are friends
of yours. We have a friend named Dave Lane who just had a kid,
and I'm friends with Dave. I went to his wedding. We hang
out every few months, we go out with him and his wife, Marissa.
But when they did just have a kid, I was like, I
sent a couple of extra nice notes because Marissa is Marissa Stabler whose dad is
a Raider legend, and I figured if they just had a newborn, there's
no chance they could go to the super Bowl, and by chance of the
Dolphins make it to the super Bowl, I can then double back and say,
hey, you got them, you got them, super Bowl test this
snake. Stay have the hook up, dude. The official Raiders account welcomed
uh the newest Stabler to the world, like kid. Yes, that's how.
That's how I found out that Dave Laye and Mersa had a kid.
Was from the Raiders Twitter account. That's hilarious because I think is so dumb.
Yeah, he sounds like you guys are real close. Yeah no,
And I texted me and he's like, man, we haven't really told anyone.
It's weird. A lot of people found out from the Raiders. Okay,
suspend that, but yes, it did cross my mind that I may
have to ask Mersa, who's very sweet and I'm very good friends with if
there's any way they have a hookup for Super Bowl tickets because the Fins are
in. But if you didn't, and you didn't have that connection, would
you somehow come up with I don't grand dude, to go see the Dolphins
maybe win a Super Bowl? Come on, duperus shake that tiny d just
inflated hotel prices on Super Bowl week in Vain, I guess, or anyway,
I like to think that I would finagle something. I'm not asking.
I know I'm not. I'm telling you, I'm not really considered paying ten
thousand dollars for one ticket. So no, I don't. I can't do
that. You wouldn't, but I would find a way or he would get
them the karma payment plan the house. No, I'm considering that right now
for the first time, I would be there. I'll tell you that do
good deeds and you'll get paid. That's you know, and that's partially true.
When do those start the good deeds from me? The selfless actions?
Look, if they were hosting the Super Bowl at the Twilight Lounge and deep
Elm, I would have started doing good deeds for you already to plan ahead
for this. Yeah, Danny, you are a self serving glutton, just
like the rest of us. Actually, and most certainly not. I'm nice
to everyone, so that's why good things happened to me when I need them
to happen. Do you want to do a good deed right now Genny giveaways
Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie tickets, Yes, we want to. I mean
I think he needs to do a good deed otherwise he's never going to go
to a super Bowl. Dude, all that is good deeds. I don't
have to do anything. You do it. You need this two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven one seven one if you want to go
see Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper in September at Dickies. They're gonna play Dickies.
Yeah, then you can go. These tickets are on him on sell
yet, guys, so if you want them, you can get get them
before they even go on sell two and four eight when seven seven, eight
seven one ninety seven one will pop you on the air. If you want
this for the six am crew, you know he's out there working hard,
waking up early, you know, not sleeping in out. They're gonna be
on their way to work. I'm about to put in a hard day.
Let's call their day a little bit better called the grind and need to be
rewarded for grinding, just called the grind. And if you're on grinder,
call in as well. Yeah yeah, I'll hook you up. The other
thing is tonight is the album draft House movie with Bin and Skin. It's
Bottle Rocket. It's seven dollars at ninety seven one The Freak dot com Alamo
draft House in Richardson is where this one is at. Our movie is coming
up in March, guys, so we need to get brainstorming on what we're
gonna go at this time. Gosh, I vote Pirates, dude, Yeah,
that would be yuck. Let's watch Pirates together. Let's see how many
listeners we can make on gus. All that place would be packed. Dudes
are stifling bones. Let's give away some tickets. High what's your name?
You're on ninety seven one The Freak the Home of the Dallas Mavericks. Ella.
Hey, what's up man? What are you doing up this morning?
What's your name? Ulysses? Getting ready for work? Badass name Ulysses?
What a family name? Yeah it is? What's your nickname? What do
people normally call you? Have you met doctor Gold? Doctor Gold? That's
weird question. But this is what do you do for a living man?
Where you headed off to work to today? I work at a spring company.
I'm an engineer. Oh spring spring, Yeah, they make springs.
I know what a spring is, but I'm asking for more info. Is
that what you said? Is a spring company? You make parts for airplane?
Okay, you know fault. You can't get away from airplane stories these
days. We try. Even our callers are connected to airplanes. What's your
favorite part of an airplane? You need? The thinking in my head is
the seat. I thought you were going to go with wing, but wing
is good, but seat is correct. What do you make? Give all
these airplane stories here? Ulysses, ulysses Yuli Hulie. Not much. Just
get the parts done, with the order, with the customer orders. And
yeah, do you like Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper? Yeah? I like
Rob Zombie. You're able to rock out? Yes, sir? Do you
ever tell your friends to listen to the Freak or family or anything like that?
Just yeah, my family members? You do? Yeah, I do?
If you promise to tell two new people today about the station and don't
like Ram it down their throat. But just like, hey, I have
fun every day there's something kind of cool happening, and you tell them about
our station. Two new people. I'll make Cavio give you these tickets.
Yes, you promise that, I promise I will do that today, Julie,
I promise, all right, and think and think about this too.
Julie liked about ten thirty. Today, all of our podcasts will be up
on the iHeartRadio app and you can share the six o'clock segment with all your
friends and say, guess who was on the radio today, bitch, right,
yep right? How old are you, Yuli? Twenty eight twenty?
Hey, you're a young guy and you married. Yes, they have kids.
What was that? You have children? No? I don't. Where
are you calling from from Richardson? All right? Hey, Kevy, oh
lives in Richardson. Are you guys neighbors? No, we're not, but
I do listen to see you guys every day. There's an Almo Drafthouse in
Richardson. So we're gonna be tonight for Bottle Rocket. All right, Yulie,
Well you know what you want to PARADEGM tickets? My brother and uh,
we appreciate what you do for airplane seats and the springs that go in
them, and we appreciate, we appreciate you listening, and I'm gonna hold
you to your promise. Thanks for the tickets. Guys. All right,
brother, we're gonna put you on hold. Thank you. It's gonna get
some stuff from you and the next thing you know, you'll be getting a
forearm shivered to the side of the head and the mosh pit it Rob Zombie
see rock on man, there he goes. I kind of like that.
That guy's always at about a four? Is he called before? No,
it's like as just like the whole conversation is delivery, excitement, tone never
disted, very consistent. This is me. Yeah, it does suck that
I have to go to work. That's how people sound in the morning.
Yeah, I mean this is the whole thing too, the whole Elmo tweet.
You know what, we're a time for this right now. I'mn's save
the Eelmo tweet for later, because please do it. It's a good state
on our current. It is. It is the state of the ujit address
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