1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:04,599 Right, Yeah, and there was some infidelity there, Cry me a goddamn 2 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:08,560 river see rat sass Hills rating. It's a one. Did your dad rob 3 00:00:08,599 --> 00:00:11,560 a bank or run a person over in a wheelchair to try and get away? 4 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:15,039 Because that's a four? Try and do better next week. I pause 5 00:00:15,119 --> 00:00:19,559 real quick and just go back. So is the person that he ran over 6 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:22,440 in a wheelchair? Or? Okay? Because I thought you were talking about 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,640 him being in a wheelchair and running someone over. That would be a two 8 00:00:27,039 --> 00:00:29,239 because he's in a wheelchair. How do he get in the wheelchair? Then 9 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:31,359 we can go down that. How did he run the person over? That? 10 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:51,600 Right? Yeah? Hi? Hello, and welcome aboard, Akay, 11 00:00:51,759 --> 00:00:55,719 welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another belowdeck podcast. I'm Dylan, 12 00:00:55,759 --> 00:01:03,359 I'm saddled across from one Patrick permission to come aboard? H granted, really 13 00:01:03,399 --> 00:01:07,959 mixed things up there, Huh? I mixed things up there. Oh you've 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,079 been doing it a long time, you know. No, I know, 15 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:17,120 fresh joint to the face. Reason being below decks? So bad? Now 16 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:21,799 below decks? So are we still really going? We're in the twenty ninth 17 00:01:21,879 --> 00:01:26,159 mile of a marathon at this point. Look, the season's always overstay their 18 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:30,640 welcome, Dylan. It just got to make the fucking season shorter. I 19 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,959 mean, have we been watching this show for years now? I mean it's 20 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:42,640 crazy episode, not that good. But we've got a hilarious podcast coming up. 21 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,519 I haven't heard it, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be hilarious. 22 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:48,359 What the one that we're going to do next after we record the one that 23 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:49,560 we're doing right now. Oh yeah, this will be hilarious. Don't worry 24 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,280 about it. Don't worry. We always bring our e game. I want 25 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:55,959 to talk about another podcast that we did earlier this week, Dylan, which 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,879 I think even if you're a barnacle and you just love to hear us talk 27 00:01:57,879 --> 00:02:01,879 about below Deck, me like to give us a chance or an opportunity to 28 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,799 show you how great we are when we just bullshit extend the voices to normal 29 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,919 life. All right. Perhaps you're listening to this episode of our recap of 30 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,280 below Deck on bad TV. Great, you're already here. If you're listening 31 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,360 to us on another below Deck podcast feed, jump over to bad TV. 32 00:02:16,599 --> 00:02:21,039 I think we've done enough promo this week. We dropped an episode on Saturday 33 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:24,439 where Dylan and I went to go see Bill Burr perform at the Hollywood Bowl. 34 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,759 Despite us both being at the same venue and having tickets next to each 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,520 other, we never actually got to sit next to each other to see the 36 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,919 show. Why I never saw you? That's right, Yeah, I didn't 37 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:38,919 see it. Bill Burr is a horrible, pandering, hack comedian who made 38 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:44,080 eighteen thousand people put their phones in a back Yeah, so we couldn't communicate 39 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,879 with each other to help coordinate meeting each other in the venue. Yeah, 40 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:51,520 no, We've got a great gauntlet of the entire evening. You saw me 41 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,240 actually because I was waving my white hat, that's right. So yeah, 42 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,439 it's a very very fun story. Go listen to another podcast. And if 43 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:01,479 you think Bill is not as authentic self and just a hacky, pandering comedian, 44 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,960 I do too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll enjoy it, 45 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:10,879 right, right, And if you're let's do this. If you'd like to 46 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,879 laugh, that's right, give it a listen if you like to laugh. 47 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,599 All right, So let's get into this episode. Patrick, how many pots? 48 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:22,719 All right? Would you give this episode? Okay, it wasn't a 49 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,599 great, great episode. Okay, Okay, I want to say I love 50 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:28,800 Carrie. I thought he wasn't gonna be as great as he is. He 51 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,599 is in fact great. He has a sense of humor about himself. Dare 52 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:38,960 I say he is? What would the word be competent? Can you do 53 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,240 you mind? Can I? And I apologize? Went to my phone to 54 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,759 put it on do not to serve and to find the notes for the episode. 55 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:51,759 Got a text with Lebron in a AI generated sexy made costume. The 56 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,800 AI stuff surrounding Lebron right now is very very odd. So what you said, 57 00:03:55,879 --> 00:03:58,560 I didn't hear anything. That's okay. You don't need to. I 58 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:03,240 came out too when you're okay, Okay, Captain Carey's awesome. Hey, 59 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:08,159 dude, if you're ever in a studio city, a twenty two dollars cheeseburger 60 00:04:08,159 --> 00:04:11,520 at Laurel Tavern, it's on me. Oh and a Jacuteri plate. There 61 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:15,399 you go. Those are lovely. And one one margarita one because I'll have 62 00:04:15,399 --> 00:04:19,560 to stay in line for thirty minutes to get another one and it's too much 63 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:24,199 expensive money. Okay, after that one, that's it. That's right, 64 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,839 Okay. We might be interviewing Paris. I think this week. We'll see. 65 00:04:28,879 --> 00:04:30,879 After this episode, we'll see. Look, I'm fascinated by her mayonnaise 66 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:35,160 consumption, but I'm more interested in why she decided to be what I call 67 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:40,079 a galley squatter. Now we've had Captain Times share, that's Sandy. They're 68 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,000 very difficult to get out. The cops can do absolutely nothing. You can't 69 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,600 do anything. She just lives in the galley. She doesn't pay rent. 70 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,920 She's there. Yeah, that was Paris this episode, And I will ask 71 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:50,959 her if we get her on the horn, are you just fucking with us? 72 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:54,759 Or should you in fact live in a room with pads on it and 73 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:58,800 have your lunch slid underneath a space underneath the door because you are a mental 74 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,279 page. Right, I would say you would be a mental patient in that 75 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:04,839 scenario, right, So please tell us you're just fucking round. Okay. 76 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:10,199 Anyway, decent episode. I enjoyed it. I think we only have like 77 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:14,759 two left and it is time to take this a season around to the back 78 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:18,600 of the barn and shoot it shit. Yeah, like Christy nem that's right. 79 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:24,040 Who would write that in a book and destroy their political career? Yeah? 80 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,000 Who would say that they stared down Kim Jong un and then, when 81 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,600 confronted about it, would say, you know, I was made aware of 82 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,639 that at it do you write that this is what I have to tell people. 83 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:40,879 I tell people, especially like with anybody, stop making these people heroes. 84 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,040 They're just people. They're idiots on both sides. Stop listening to them. 85 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,639 No, but that and that concludes politics with another below deck podcast. 86 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:54,040 But I'll tell you you know my agrarian relatives in Virginia. I mean, 87 00:05:54,079 --> 00:06:01,519 the thought of ethanizing an animal and having a a vase with like their palm 88 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,399 and ceramic next to it, the way that we do in Los Angeles is 89 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:09,399 absolutely insane. Yeah, yeah, you just shoot them. Yeah, well 90 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:12,279 there not here, but not here here. I had my nineteen year old 91 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,600 Jack Russell Terry Rat Terry or Spotty Boot sit on my lap while we administered 92 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:18,920 the deadly drug. But he had been walking around like he was one of 93 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,759 those animals that came out of pet cemetery for the better part of two years. 94 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:25,079 My wife finally yelled at me and said, you're not doing the staminy 95 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:30,199 right right, he's lame and he's possessed by something. How many pots did 96 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,000 you give him, Shira, I'm gonna go ahead and give it zero pots 97 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:39,600 as well. I think that like we talked about last week. This season 98 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,319 is a twenty thousand dollars tip. This season is twenty thousand dollars tip. 99 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:46,240 It's not good, it's not bad. It's let's go out, let's get 100 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:50,920 drunk, and let's try again next charter. The saddest part about the season 101 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:56,920 is that our dear Phrasee is not only not coming off great on camera, 102 00:06:57,079 --> 00:07:01,160 but I worry about his longevity on this show because while Bravo does rule the 103 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,639 roost, you know, they are the people that say we found a TGI 104 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:10,040 Friday's model on Instagram. She has two hundred and thirty followers. She's going 105 00:07:10,079 --> 00:07:12,519 to be on the show. She's never been on a boat in her life. 106 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,879 She's from Montana, completely landlocked. But I think they go on boats 107 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:20,480 there, so let's do Idaho. But Fraser, I think is in danger 108 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:26,279 of an important voice having a say in this matter, and that's Captain carry 109 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,040 just going. You know what. He's not the kind of person I want 110 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:33,160 helming this team, and I really worry for Frasian upcoming seasons because of that. 111 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,240 Here's the good news. He's not going anywhere. Yeah, I do 112 00:07:36,279 --> 00:07:40,519 think he's great television. I will say the last episode I had noted. 113 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:44,560 I believe at this point he's tried to get four different people fired. I 114 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,560 did. I recounted he has, in fact try to get four people fired. 115 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:49,879 So I was concerned because I wanted to maybe do a podcast with Fraser 116 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,920 in the future. I'd be doing it with him like two episodes in. 117 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:56,759 I'm like, why is he talking to Dylan and he's over there trying to 118 00:07:56,759 --> 00:08:01,959 get me fired? Right, snake in the grass. You couldn't start a 119 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,319 business with this guy. Try to get me fired? You try to get 120 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:09,800 Dylan about Can you imagine being in that toxic headspace with a business partner? 121 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,279 I mean, it'll be fucking nuts, all right, So zero pots. 122 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:20,519 I'm you know, let's do something or or let's get to the Zoom reunion, 123 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,279 which I don't think we'll watch. There will not be a Zoom reunion. 124 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,399 What there won't be a Zoom reunion. They haven't done those in a 125 00:08:28,439 --> 00:08:33,559 while. It's so crazy. The sea routs are all just out on various 126 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,320 different plots of rock on this planet, you know, so it's tough to 127 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,840 wrangle them. Hey, can I start the show? Yeah? Of course. 128 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:43,240 Are you gonna start with the lyric of the song that we hear. 129 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,399 No, what's the lyrics? Palm trees up so high, sunburn in my 130 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:52,519 eyes, having the time of my life, which that sounds absolutely awful to 131 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,320 I mean, it's not possible to sunburn your eye. I don't think. 132 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,000 No, no, no, you go blind. Yeah, it's like look 133 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:01,720 out, a lunar eclips you can't do it. So maybe the song is 134 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:07,440 about knowing. We've got a daredevil type character. Okay, she's been blinded 135 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,480 by vacation and she has this faint awareness of the palm trees being there, 136 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:16,399 and now that she's blind, she's having the time of her life. It's 137 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:20,120 very confusing. Why don't you go ahead and start this show? Okay, 138 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,240 well it's morning, Dylan, and there's lots happening. So we jump around 139 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:26,960 the boat quite a bit. Here. Y Fraser is literally crawling out of 140 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,919 bed he had a run night. Captain Carry is learning a new language, 141 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:35,240 and Barbie and Kyle are just wrapping up round three of a little boom boom 142 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:48,519 session and Barbie's dad is doing this. We've got a sound effect. Can 143 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:54,840 I guess the YouTube video that you found that sounds of abu grabe? No, 144 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,639 no, no, it was a guy screaming as he jumped off a 145 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,759 five story build. Yeah yeah, and you know I was thinking about this, 146 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:03,759 you know, because all jokes decide. You know, life really does 147 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:07,600 have real life consequences. You know, he didn't want Barbie to, you 148 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,120 know, sleep with Kyle. You know, yeah, she's like round two 149 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,720 right now. No, life does have real life consecrationce I mean, listen, 150 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:16,759 it's a tough lesson to learn, but I mean, now, yeah, 151 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:18,399 Dyla, some would say, you know, watching your daughter have sex 152 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:22,559 with some bum on you, you know that would like anger you and possibly 153 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,600 get you to jump off and Kyle, but he is a sea rat, 154 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,600 that's right. Yeah. But how about the guy working on the second floor 155 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:31,519 selling mufflers? You know he had to watch that happen. How about his 156 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:35,960 mental health? It affects all all people, is my point. Oh what 157 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,159 are you saying? Like, so the guy that works on the mufflers thing, 158 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,679 he's on the second floor, he had to watch Barbie's dad jump off 159 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,039 the roof. I mean, here's a therapy. Oh god, Barbie chose 160 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,360 to sleep with this bomb, right and now look at There was a movie 161 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:52,279 about this with Amy Smart and Ashton Coocher. Called the butterfly effect. That's 162 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:56,200 right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think 163 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,679 there was a bomb in a mailbox. Yeah, something like that, Barbie 164 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:03,519 and produces Kyle to her mom, which is quite big, and he starts 165 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:07,240 with I'm hungover. Now, you know, we'll chalk it up to nerves. 166 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:11,879 But that's a little too chill to be meeting Argentine mom for the first 167 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:13,919 time. That's true. I actually have the transcript of how it went down 168 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:16,840 to huh yeah. He does say, yeah, I'm a little hungover, 169 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,919 and then then mom says a hey, you know how you feeling, and 170 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,679 he says, quote great, I just came no, no, no, 171 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:35,159 no, he said that. Can we move on please? Sure? So 172 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:39,679 the guys, okay, so this is my one of my biggest pet peeves. 173 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:52,000 I'm watching the show Sea rat men who scrub wood and glass and throw 174 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:56,080 ropes and whatnot, you know, kind of slapping their own wrists because they 175 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:01,600 know hot hot girls are coming aboard charter guests like those filthy, yucky normal 176 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:07,000 normies that have been paying a five thousand dollars right right right, These people 177 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:11,759 actually have a boat, but just the the like, you know, am 178 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:22,080 I gonna be able to control myself kind of thing. This isn't your daydreams, 179 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,879 this is real life. I mean, they have to agree to fuck. 180 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,120 They have to agree to fuck you. And you're a you're a poor 181 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,799 drunk who works on a boat. Like listen, I get that it can 182 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,559 happen. But anyways, So Sonny sees who Ben is at this point, 183 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:39,480 but says that there is chemistry, which is Listen, we talked about life. 184 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,679 We talked about time. You know, it's the most important asset. 185 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:48,360 If you know, one of human being's favorite pastimes is lighting time on fire. 186 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:52,919 I think we're all quite good at that. Sonny seems to be excelling 187 00:12:52,919 --> 00:12:56,440 in that department with Bet. If you want to take your time and just 188 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:58,960 light it on fire, go ahead and hang out with nipples. Wive often 189 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,919 use this phrase, you bought the ticket, take the ride, Sonny, 190 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,960 go ahead. Now you see that he's a pig. Yeah, he wants 191 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,600 to f everything that moves, and you're the sex is pretty good with him, 192 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,759 and you're having a good time. You know what, have a great 193 00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:13,679 time, have a great time. But I'm not gonna listen to you whine 194 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:20,919 about it. So Dylan is already macking on the girls in in you know, 195 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:26,440 the Kingz kind of way that he goes about macking on girls. They 196 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,200 go, are you Dylan, and he says, yeah, all right. 197 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,679 So the guests have already been on the boat, right, Okay, okay, 198 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:37,039 sorry, So Chef and Fraser are not doing well. They have a 199 00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:41,919 conversation about plates versus no plates. Nick just wants to throw sushi at people's 200 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,679 face on the beach, which I think is quite inventive, but he's pretty 201 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:48,559 adamant that whether they do that or not, no plates. Okay, we're 202 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:54,679 going family synd Now, this is an important germ of storyline to get laid 203 00:13:54,720 --> 00:14:01,759 because later on it'll unfurl itself in quite atardly way. Paris gets involved. 204 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:07,440 Okay, so Nick pushes back against Fraser's suggestion. Now Fraser would say that 205 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,519 this is Nick being basically a prick, but I would argue that it's just 206 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:18,200 the difference of opinion. Nick is, in fact his own department. Nick 207 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:22,440 is, you know, we talked about it. He's two thousand and three 208 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:26,279 talk show host. Okay, he'll stare at the tits, he'll comment on 209 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,360 the legs, he'll comment on the diet, all of it not great, 210 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:35,639 But this double pronged attack that he is facing from these two, I'm so 211 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,960 confused by it. It's just like, what is going on? He does 212 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,320 not seem deserving. I agree, all right. So my next note is 213 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,879 we learn that the blank the note stops there, So oh, it's probably 214 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:50,919 Captain Carey giving the primary dad like a little tour of the engine room. 215 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:56,799 Perhaps thirty thousand gallons. Yep, that's crazy. It's a lot. My 216 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:01,879 prius is only like eleven gallons. And that's just for a charter, a 217 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,759 single charter. It's a lot of fuel. Man, all right. So, 218 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,759 Paris and Ben, why would you want to buy a boat? You 219 00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:11,000 know these people that get so wealthy. It's like I'll buy a light money 220 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,600 on fire. I mean, it's just nuts. It does sound nice to 221 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:20,200 have a boat, but just the enterprise you have to have behind it is 222 00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:24,200 ridiculous. You know, anything that you have to hire people for a full 223 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:30,559 time and because the boat needs constant like you know, care, love and 224 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,879 affection. That's right. You can't just let the boat float there, No, 225 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,240 no, it'll rot. So Paris and Ben head out for beach set 226 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:43,399 up. The only reason I'm bringing this scene up is because nipples. This 227 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:46,960 is when they're getting ready for things, and nipples says, don't worry about 228 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:50,720 Nick. He's forty years old and he's still in yachting, Ben Ben. 229 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:56,000 When you were forty years old, what what place are you going to be 230 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,799 other than smack dab on the teak of a boat? I mean, what 231 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,840 are we talking about here? Nips? It's true. So I pointed out 232 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,799 though that in the Yawning World, and I used to talk about k Chastain, 233 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,720 who was a friend of the show, of course, that like you 234 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:12,840 start hitting a certain age, it's like Logan's run, they should like just 235 00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:17,720 kill you. You know, you can't go on anymore, right and listen, 236 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:22,600 Like I hesitate to say this, but you know, I'm sure there 237 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,000 are a lot of like forty five year old heroin atticts working in kitchens who 238 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,240 are inspired by Anthony Bourdain. But the thing is that's a that's an outlier. 239 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,279 Okay, you're gonna overdose on a burner. I'm sorry, it's it's 240 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,679 really bum it's a bummer thing to say. But K Chastain is K Chastain 241 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,279 for a reason. Okay, you can either go the K Chastain route, 242 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:47,720 which you don't have the talent for or you can go the Ashton Penar route. 243 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:52,080 I've gotten the fourth email from his publicist today about his new book. 244 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:57,200 We can't talk. We can't talk about the book. We don't want we 245 00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,639 honestly, we just don't want to. We don't think the fans would enjoy 246 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:03,759 it because we wouldn't enjoy it. And I haven't told her that in writing, 247 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:07,000 but I'm saying it now, all right, So a couple of notes 248 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:08,440 on this thing. So when Ben asked Paris how things are going with old 249 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:12,359 Nick, she answers, not well, he talks to himself. Or perhaps 250 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:17,640 here's a theory, Chef Anthony's uncle is still in the walls that works in 251 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,319 the galley. In fact, the voice keeps talking to Nick, you know, 252 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:22,519 he's like, hey, you want to play catch? And then he 253 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:25,839 asks him where his girlfriend live? Yeah, yeah, I wonder Nick's off? 254 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,960 Yeah, and hey, where's your girlfriend? Nickok? Shut up? 255 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:33,200 What was that? Was that? A pan? Nick says, you know, 256 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:36,720 I don't really have a girlfriend. I'm into you know, kind of 257 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000 crazy like chain smoking bitches. You know, That's why I'm forty years old 258 00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:45,359 and I dress like I'm in some forty one, the the the white Oxford 259 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,680 with the black necktie at bowling. I mean, I cannot wait to talk 260 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,480 about Well, at least he wasn't wearing a skirt. Okay, well it's 261 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:56,799 a kilt. That's what I meant. We'll get there. So we move 262 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:02,279 on to the beach. It's soushe, it's salad. It's two a mistake 263 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:10,119 in pronskeuwers with some kind of brulat. But Paris and Nick really go at 264 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:14,519 one another here. It was more of her going after him. And yes, 265 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:18,640 yes, so Nick does a very very I don't know where we are 266 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,480 in the episode, okay, so my notes are confused. We're on the 267 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,799 beach, We're at the picnic. A lot of the staff is there. 268 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:29,920 Everyone's sitting down and basically Nick at some point when he's getting you know, 269 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,839 getting Paris in his ear, he's like, fuck it, I got to 270 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,799 go back to the boat and start prepping dinner. So he leaves her with 271 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,079 the task of having to heat up the krembl leg Yes, okay, so 272 00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:47,119 Nick takes a really great approach, and I got to tell you his conflict 273 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,799 resolution or his dealings with Paris have been you know, outside of the comment 274 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:57,000 on our weight. It's kind of a big blemish, that's true. I 275 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,880 mean he's knockning out of the park. He's like, he's like a fucking 276 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,880 sawdu with this girl. I mean he's so patient. He just leaves and 277 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,880 I forgot So she didn't want any food near her bar area. So already 278 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,440 she's drawn a line which is supposed to be working together, Paris. What 279 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,039 are you talking about? I mean, you poison these people on a regular 280 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:18,519 basis. You know, there's cross contamination all over this boat. But more 281 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:26,279 people die of falling coconuts than what pigs you eat. How about three legged 282 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:30,559 dogs on that beach or hypodermic needles. Hypodermic needles. Yeah, coconuts are 283 00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:36,759 dangerous. So we get to see rat history between Vampira and brother Sea rat 284 00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:37,720 scale. What are we talking her? We had a one? Okay, 285 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,519 So she is it about her brother? Oh yeah, yeah, so her 286 00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:45,920 parents used to fight, right, yeah, and there was some infidelity there. 287 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,920 Cry me a goddamn river Sea rat Sassy Hills rating. It's a one. 288 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:52,640 Yeah, did your dad rob a bank or run a person over in 289 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,400 a wheelchair to try and get away? Because that's a four, try and 290 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,559 do better next week. I pause real quick and just go back. So 291 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:03,920 is the person that he ran over in a wheelchair? Or? Okay? 292 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,079 Because I thought you were talking about him being in a wheelchair and running someone 293 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,839 over. That would be a two because he's in a wheelchair. How do 294 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,880 he get in the wheelchair? Then we can go down that. How did 295 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,200 he run the person over? That's right? Yeah, but that's not the 296 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:22,680 tail she weaved. Sorry, there was pathetic outing showing forgive me. Yeah, 297 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:27,640 Dylan, what are your thoughts on lunch? Though? Lunch was basic? 298 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:32,400 Warm, fair? You know. We chuck some tuna on a grill, 299 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,599 we check some shrimp on a barbie, and roll up some sushi. 300 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,359 You know, that's all we can do. It's lunch. But I think 301 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:47,880 his food's fairly decent so far. But we have to get to Dylan delivers 302 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,960 the sex on the beach. I mean heavy handed? Okay, yeah, 303 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:56,279 very heavy handed. I don't know where Dad is. These are all sisters, 304 00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:00,000 right or are these friends of sisters. I think we've got a couple 305 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,680 sisters. We've maybe got a friend. Okay, well, I think we've 306 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,279 got a friend. Sex on the beach. Can you imagine being the friend's 307 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:10,759 parents. My god, she comes home from a yacht vacation one bad night. 308 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:12,400 She just flips out says, you're not like Sarah's parents. I wish 309 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,440 you were Sarah's parents. I wash you were dead. I wish you were 310 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:21,119 dead. You know those Melinda's brothers. I might get out of jail in 311 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,200 the next couple months. Ago, well they should, I think so, 312 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,720 I think thirty years. Yeah, it's been enough time. I have an 313 00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:33,400 unbelievable tale to spend on another podcast show about somebody who I think should be 314 00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:40,000 jailed. It was a talk about driver that we'll get into it. Okay, 315 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,720 I'm excited. Yeah, all right, So I want to talk about 316 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,960 was it Cheffy returning and Carrie checks in with him, and Carrie takes Chef 317 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,599 Nick on the side about plating gate, and uh, maybe he's taking his 318 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,200 side because they're both so old, you know. Yeah, by the way, 319 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,960 yeah, fuck you sea rats. Whoever said that forty is not old 320 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,920 old? Patty used to think thirty was old old, and then Patty turned 321 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,680 thirty one, and I said forties old, And then I'm pretty sure that's 322 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,119 when I YEA said forty is not old. And now sixty here we come. 323 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:11,039 Hopefully by then we'll have the technology for me to buy a new face, 324 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,640 you know, so I can be twenty again. Yeah, but not 325 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,640 like you know, those leather necks from the Real Housewives. I'm gonna get 326 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,559 a real new face. No, no, no, you don't. Are 327 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:22,200 you speaking of wattles. I'm just talking about you know, you're talking about 328 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,759 the texture of the skin. They get a lot of face jobs and it 329 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,720 just looks weird, you know, right right right? Would you get a 330 00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:30,240 new skeleton if you could. No, I just need a new head, 331 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,440 new head. My body's pretty good. You ever see like an eighty year 332 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,480 old dude. Yeah, it's things that are exposed to the sun for eighty 333 00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:41,920 years that look old. Oh yeah, I constantly wonder how the sun gets 334 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,720 to the bones like that. No, no, no, you see an 335 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,720 eighty year old who's looked after himself, his body looks like he's a thirty 336 00:22:47,759 --> 00:22:49,480 five year old. Oh well, hardly. But you get what I mean. 337 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:55,680 When they when they kind of umbrella handled down towards where they're going are 338 00:22:55,920 --> 00:23:00,359 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I watched an old person walk today. I 339 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,839 mean it's one of the saddest things. Yeah. In the developed world. 340 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:11,759 I think top two saddest things very fat people eating something healthy by themselves and 341 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:17,000 old people walking walking. Yeah, I mean, but I'm not talking about 342 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,519 just any old person. I'm talking about somebody who's bent. Yeah. Yeah, 343 00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:22,000 it was really sad. That's tough. Hey, anybody want to know 344 00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:26,000 what's a sex? Sex? Is it sex in the beach or sex on 345 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:27,680 the beach? On? On? Okay? I used to like this when 346 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:33,000 I was twenty two. Classy cocktail to offer just for our listeners, vodka 347 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:37,400 OJ cranberry juice and if you're a classy bitch, peach snaps. It's pretty 348 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,680 tasty. I don't think anyone has ever said, if you're a classy bitch, 349 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:47,640 then peach snops right, right, because peach snops is I mean, 350 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:52,559 that's a liquor for trash. Yeah that's right. Yeah. Okay, So 351 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:59,359 Fraser and Carrie have a little bit of a chat because Fraser and Paris gass 352 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,480 each other up like me and girls. I mean, it's just unbelievable. 353 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:07,480 And Carrie does this thing where he's he's a shamanic bald man. Okay, 354 00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:11,039 he's an all knowing drill instructor. And Fraser has failed an intel test right 355 00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:15,759 when they're having lunch with each other, and then Carrie tries to get out 356 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:18,279 of Fraser. What took place? He knows, he knows, he knows. 357 00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:22,119 I love this guy. He's almost too good. He's almost too good. 358 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,480 He's almost too good. I mean, listen, we love Captain Carrie, 359 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:33,519 but Lee was a a never ending well of goofs for us. Yes, 360 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,440 you know, Carrie is not that he's almost too good. It's it's 361 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,000 a nice change of pace though. I got I was getting tired of Captain 362 00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:45,039 Lee. Now I get to make fun of him talking about the breakup between 363 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:52,640 Dart and Pique. It's yeah, yeah, I know he has red with 364 00:24:52,680 --> 00:25:00,000 my sham. Why is he whistling well? And then also it's crazy, 365 00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:07,799 how like how fervent his opinions? Oh yeah, yeah, well thought out 366 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:11,400 too Like he gets really like he's pissed if Candice is not coming back. 367 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,759 Oh, he was really upset. I mean he's pissed. And he thinks 368 00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:19,680 that Jackson has been treating Brittany. I mean, I was a Brittany. 369 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,799 I wouldn't stand for it, you know, I mean, it's like, 370 00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:25,440 why are you talking about this stuff? I got his rating. So how 371 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,160 many people ask? Okay, so we get to dinner. Yeah, it's 372 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,720 a beautiful dinner. Cured wahoo up first in savich form, up next to 373 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,960 a purple ym mash with a lovely puss on top. And this is when 374 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,599 Paris walks in and demands a drizzle. I mean, this is where you 375 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:47,400 have to ask is this intentional or is this in need of SSRIs? Now? 376 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,240 I don't want to joke about that, but there seems to be this 377 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,440 powerful thing that Fraser can do. I watched this John Mlaney thing where he 378 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,440 had his hypnotist on Okay, his hypnotist had two sessions with him. He'd 379 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:03,160 been smoking since he was nineteen years old. In the second session of which 380 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,599 he remembers nothing, something happened and he has never had the urge to smoke 381 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,319 ever again. And the hypnotist said that the way that he works is to 382 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:18,279 attack and speak to commune with the subconscious mind. Now, in the subconscious 383 00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:22,160 mind is the break, right, So you have to you have to relate 384 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:26,960 the subconscious mind to the actual danger of it, because your conscious mind is 385 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,400 like, this is gonna kill me, but your subconscious mind is like, 386 00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:32,799 give me another cigarette, right, So what Fraser seems to be able to 387 00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:40,000 do is to plant seeds of control in the subconscious mind of sea rats. 388 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,400 He might be some type of X men, some type of gay x men. 389 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:47,440 And it wasn't taking on Barbie, which is why he fucking hated or 390 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,319 something. It's actually it's a tactic as old as time. And can I 391 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,880 ask you a question? Was that too long and round about? Absolutely not? 392 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,400 Okay, I will say this. My mom went under a hypnotist to 393 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,920 quit smoke. The problem was her withdrawals because she's so addicted to it. 394 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,720 Yeah, even her subconscious mind couldn't fight off her leg shaking and almost having 395 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:11,119 a heart attack. Yeah, yeah, just smoke someone. This is nineteen 396 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,759 ninety three. Someone paid her one thousand dollars to stop smoking for a year 397 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:18,960 and they test her in her workplace once a month. That is an experiment. 398 00:27:18,079 --> 00:27:22,119 Yeah, and she did it for one thousand dollars. After they handed 399 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,119 the check. After yeah, she began smoking right right right. Yeah, 400 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:29,079 Now, my mother had the same problem, she said. The hypnotists said 401 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:33,279 that she wasn't a good candidate for this, but yeah, no, smoking 402 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:37,400 is a bit definitely, don't smoke. Kids, don't even start, don't 403 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:41,640 even start. Can I just zin? Though I should absolutely zin? Can 404 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:48,400 I get to Dylan here in his cabin and he has a he's manifest wrapping, 405 00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:52,119 sure right, You manifest things typically you just cut out pictures from a 406 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:56,480 magazine and you glue them to a little board. Now everybody knows what manifest 407 00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:59,559 wrapping is. Oh they do, yeah, people do it all the fun. 408 00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:03,079 Okay, So we have the transcript of the rap here. He just 409 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,680 slays, yeah, and these things will come to fruition. He says. 410 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,000 My name is Dylan, and I'm a former fatty. When I ate cookies 411 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,839 for dinner, that's when women were caddy. Now I'm a model and a 412 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,319 handsome man. Hopefully that bond blonde will let me plow her. Okay, 413 00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:23,880 yeah, No, I felt it was very rhythmic, and I don't need 414 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:30,599 you to continue. But the end of the the afformation rap was really cool. 415 00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:33,839 It kind of like tied the entire story together about you know. It 416 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,000 was like it was about how his dick was actually not little, it was 417 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:45,200 actually quite big. And you know, reality television is devoid of storytelling most 418 00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:49,839 often, and that's what we got from Dylan tonight. I'm actually quite grateful 419 00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:52,759 for it. I'm gonna give it two pots. I feel like I know 420 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:56,240 him a lot better. Yeah, yeah, all right, So we head 421 00:28:56,519 --> 00:29:00,799 to Sonny calls her friend. She gives her the rundown on Ben's appreciates her 422 00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:03,640 new clarity and their friendship. Sorry to be a dumb old male pig, 423 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,200 but you're lying to yourself. Yeah. Or perhaps this is a newer, 424 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:12,000 younger, more evolved in woman in today's society. Yeah, Or it's just 425 00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:19,359 Patty being right again. Yeah, listen, who knows who knows? Paris 426 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:25,200 and Nick feud again. She goes to that can needs a little more gas. 427 00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:29,240 She was correct about that, because you know, the last foam looked 428 00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:33,279 like humors, you know, something that spills out of an old wound. 429 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:40,359 But Carrie hits the sheets. After a lovely dinner ending with some kind of 430 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:47,440 brioche, the daughter's head up to hang out with Dynamite Dylan for a little 431 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:56,279 truth or day alliteration. He gets the he gets there, he chooses Dare 432 00:29:56,519 --> 00:30:02,680 and goes and does a bit of a flash dance dance, throwing water all 433 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:08,440 over his hot tanned torso and Uh and Sarah and the gals like it. 434 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:15,720 But he decides to take the professional route and ask for their DM so that 435 00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:18,039 he can text them while they're on the boat next morning. Smart move, 436 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:23,079 smart move. He's depressed about it, but smart move. Anything else, 437 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:29,759 Let's see next morning, next week, and Carrie tells Nikki did a great 438 00:30:29,759 --> 00:30:33,200 fucking job, which he did. U. Then next morning Nick shares with 439 00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:37,759 Dylan that Paris is a pain in the ass. Sure Dylan gets in those 440 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,960 dms. We have a breakfast special. I forgot what it was, Yeah, 441 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,119 crapes and wraps. Paris comes once again, micro managing the crepes in 442 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,119 the galley. What what are you doing telling the chef what kind of oil 443 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:52,200 he should be using to I mean, it's just my wife does this to 444 00:30:52,279 --> 00:30:53,920 me. So we'll be having a bad day. And all couples have a 445 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,880 bad day where you're getting on each other's nerves. Yeah, my way other 446 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,640 than not like me. When I know I'm getting on my wife's nerves, 447 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,640 I'm like, I walk on eggshells, not her double triples down. She's 448 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,559 like, you know what, I'm gonna do the most annoying thing I can 449 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,039 to him right now. And that's what my wife does to make right right 450 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,119 right. She's like Paris. Okay, yeah, I'm right, So Docking, 451 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,720 we get the Transformers fifteen music, you know, like Dark Moon, 452 00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:26,279 Phoenix. Those movies suck And we talked successfully one day. You know, 453 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:30,279 I used to love them, the Docking or Transformers. No, never the 454 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:33,759 Docking Transformers. Oh, which one do you like? They're all horrible? 455 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,759 You know, I know the guy that wrote those Yeah, yeah, yeah, 456 00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:41,279 yeah, yeah, great story, great story. I love that story 457 00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:44,279 about that guy. He was a drunk. Okay, all right, that's 458 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:49,680 true. You can't work in this talent. It's true. The guy got 459 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,480 told to shut up. He was the best man at a wedding and he 460 00:31:53,559 --> 00:32:00,400 got drunk in the middle of the dance floor and the the groom's dad told 461 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:06,720 him to cool it. The guy who wrote Transformers, like God, I 462 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,960 hope there was no agents there. Yeah no, I mean, guy's a 463 00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:15,240 drunk. He's gonna write the next Spider Man. Yeah, I know, 464 00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:19,720 it's crazy. Yeah, a couple of things. I mean, you know, 465 00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:23,319 the industry doesn't romance alcoholism the way that it used to, not at 466 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:29,319 all. It used to be cool. Yeah, I mean, you know, 467 00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:31,440 I mean think about the publishing industry and old ernest I mean he would 468 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,839 just disappear to Europe and just get catatonically drunk and it was cool. But 469 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,319 no, alcoholism is very serious. And that's all allegend. No, not 470 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,839 at all. It's absolutely one hundred percent true. And I don't care. 471 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,720 I'm never gonna go anywhere in this business. What do I care? Okay? 472 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:52,680 All right, So we get to the one day charter guests departing, 473 00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:57,400 and we get to the tip twenty five k for one day. You hear 474 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,440 that, Jill Zarmon, you hear that. Yeah, Jill's Aaron. So 475 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:05,279 that's almost it's nineteen and twenty five bucks each. I round it up a 476 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,440 little bit there, right right now, I just want to give you a 477 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:10,960 quick hit here. Barbie plans on going shopping, and Barbie lets us know 478 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:15,559 if her dad ever cuts her off, she can just sell some of those 479 00:33:15,799 --> 00:33:19,200 nice clothes off. As you heard of the top of the show, you 480 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,200 are cut off. Your dad's being cleaned off the side of the sidewalk with 481 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,200 a spacheler. Right now, Barbie, Well, I mean, I don't 482 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,799 want to be crashed, but that's probably the best way for her to never 483 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,359 be cut off, right because if the controlling man still lives, you know, 484 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,039 anything that you can do. He can kind of dangle the carrot in 485 00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:35,200 front of your face and say, don't do that, behave like I want 486 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,680 you to, and you'll keep getting the money. But if he's splattered on 487 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,200 a sidewalk anyways, I don't want to keep going. But no, no, 488 00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:45,880 no, it is a pretty lockdown way to keep that cash flow in. 489 00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:53,559 So Paris heads up to see Carrie, and Carrie roots out what's going 490 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,200 on? Cut and dry, Dylan, it's three stripes. First, one 491 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,480 stripe. Yeah, a Fraser as like a great boss, you know, 492 00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:04,799 like don't go get fired on me, which is like, don't do that 493 00:34:05,079 --> 00:34:07,200 to her. She's about to go talk to Carrie. What the fuck? 494 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:12,199 But Paris spills the beans which needed to be spilled, says that Nick didn't 495 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:20,079 want a plate. And what Carrie is doing right now is he okay? 496 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,960 So what happened here is that Fraser planted the seed in the subconscious mind, 497 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:30,159 right, so he's turned Paris into his pit bull against Nick. Why he 498 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:35,920 needs to feud with him at all, be it through a proxy or just 499 00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:39,280 himself, I'm not really sure. But Carrie is seeing all of this taking 500 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,880 place. He's probably been watching this kind of bullshit take place for his entire 501 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,079 career as a manager supervisor. Here's a little secret to any of you who 502 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:51,639 want to get your coworker fired. Go to the supervisor, even if it's 503 00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:54,159 not true. Make some shit up, Plant a seed about that person you 504 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:59,199 hate, do it two times in a single week, and get someone else 505 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,440 to do it. Plant to the sea. This is horrible, This is 506 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,960 horrible. I don't want you to do this. I'm just saying, well, 507 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,960 it sounds like a bad plan. It sounds like a could backfire very 508 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,800 easy, quite possibly could. You're playing with fire. However, if three 509 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,280 people come or two people come, and it's mentioned three times you plant the 510 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,360 seed in the supervisor, the one time that that person that you're trying to 511 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,679 get fired or fuck with does something, all those things will be accumulated in 512 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,000 that supervisor. Right. You all be cobbled into one thing, and that 513 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:30,880 person will quite possibly get fired, and or the supervisor could go directly to 514 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,960 the person rat you out, and now you've got a whole kettle of fish 515 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,320 that you've got to deal with. But when you're trying to scale the corporate 516 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:45,320 ladder in the small claims insurance world. These are the risks you have to 517 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,599 take. And don't make friends with a little guy. No, Bob the 518 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:52,719 little guy, I changed his name, but he tried getting me fired, 519 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,039 Bob the gay dwarf. That's right, right, yeah, he told my 520 00:35:55,159 --> 00:36:00,679 supervisor. I wasn't doing anything right. You know, you learn your lessons 521 00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:04,440 from the people that hurt you, right, I mean you learn hard lessons 522 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,719 from the people that hurt you. And Bob the gadorf hurt you because you 523 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,599 thought that you were friends. Well, no, he said, Hey, 524 00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:13,000 Patty, I've always found you attracted it. I said, I wouldn't allow 525 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,280 you to have sex with my body, even if I was dead bottom. 526 00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:19,039 He goes to a Tupperware party the next day, tells everybody planting those seeds, 527 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,639 planting those seeds, planting those seeds. Pat doesn't do anything in his 528 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,039 cubicle all day. I get called in the office on Monday. My only 529 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:28,800 crime I refuse to have sex with a little person when I'm dead. Well, 530 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,760 and also, you did no work. That's true, But but he 531 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:39,639 didn't. He didn't have to say that. Carrie calls Nick and Fraser before 532 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,440 chat. He said, you know, it's time for these two to come 533 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,760 to terms face to face. This is where I was thinking that Fraser is 534 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:52,760 in trouble because I don't think Carrie he's really liking the person he sees right 535 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,760 now. I think he's he's kind of seeing that Fraser has been doing some 536 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,400 things that are a little insidious and honestly, like, we love phrase. 537 00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:06,719 I you know, we had a great time talking to him. But you 538 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,199 know, as the seasons go, we can't chalk this up to insecurities or 539 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,000 you know, novelty on the position. Well, I want to say this 540 00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:15,480 about him, and this is not just because I like him a lot. 541 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:22,360 First season he got walked all over, especially by Captain Sandy for remember she 542 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,039 was there for part right, Yeah, and also by Millie Alicia that's right. 543 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:30,119 Second season overcomeless seating in a very bad way. I've been there as 544 00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:35,119 a supervisor and a manager. I've done stupid things that I regret. Now 545 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,800 in his third season, I don't think it's any secret he just wrapped filming 546 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,719 there his whatever season it is now. Yeah, so hopefully he fares better. 547 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,360 Can I tell you we have to get to a preference CHET meeting, 548 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,880 and not only am I not going to add the music. I don't even 549 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,719 want to yell it, okay, because we need to talk about the preference 550 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:57,880 sheet meeting. There was nothing there these preference sheet meetings. What we don't 551 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:04,559 need is to see high definition shots of people washing forks. Where that money 552 00:38:04,599 --> 00:38:07,599 can be spent, I think is in the preference sheet meeting and production always 553 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:17,639 incorporates are criticisms and technical complaints with the show. I really do think that 554 00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:24,840 the preference sheet is a canvas that's not being utilized when we hear, you 555 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:30,320 know, what we're planning on doing. Let's get some some visuals in there 556 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:36,800 to break this monotony up. Maybe let's next time on with future footage, 557 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,159 you know, maybe let's let's let's do something to make them a little bit 558 00:38:40,159 --> 00:38:44,400 more dynamic. Can I tell you how this would help as well? I'd 559 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,039 like to know a little bit more about the charter guess through the preference sheet 560 00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:52,440 meeting, right as opposed to that poorly printed out photo of them. Why 561 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,199 not do a little like a do a little vignette of like this is who 562 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:59,639 they are? Yeah, maybe even them like some shots of them at work 563 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,960 or pick whatnot? Yeah yeah, yeah or or yeah. I love that 564 00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:07,440 We could also change the kind of questions, right, We're more going after 565 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,159 a character study here. You know, if you were to kill somebody, 566 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:13,360 how would you do it? Those kinds of questions. Let's really read off 567 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,199 what kind of psychos we're getting aboard this vessel. I like it. There's 568 00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:20,239 just lots of improvements that can be made. On Saturday, they ran a 569 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,119 Below Deck Marathon and they were playing Kate Chastain's first season, which was the 570 00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:30,000 second season of Below Deck Phenomenal. They still had charter guests, though these 571 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,760 are guests that don't show up anymore. They would come on the boat for 572 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:37,559 there were very, very successful people. Yeah, and they were crazy. 573 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,519 Like one person has a piece of plastic in their food and they flip the 574 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:45,360 fuck out and it turns out it was when they opened a plastic water bottle, 575 00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:49,159 a piece of their own water bottle fell into the plate. Chef Ben 576 00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:51,840 comes out and busts their balls a little bit. It's great TV. Oh 577 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,000 man. Yeah, we need to bump up the caliber of charter guests. 578 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:58,239 You can't know they won't come on the show anymore. That's why you got 579 00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,320 to basically make these charters five grand. Yeah, I mean we're going to 580 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,760 get to Flora Bama Shore at some point. I mean, we've got to 581 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,480 go. We've just got to go were there. If we're going to have 582 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,320 low rent people come aboard the vessel, make them make sure they're trash, 583 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,039 I mean, full blow. You don't think we've gotten that this ya, 584 00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:21,199 No, I mean the entertaining kind of trash Okay, nice yell elites is 585 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,199 not, you know, the kind of entertainment we're looking for. But anyways, 586 00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:28,599 so the sea rats have to pick up a twelve tomorrow, so naturally 587 00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,079 let's go out and get fucked up. Kyle's in a kilt. The only 588 00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:36,840 thing weirder than Kyle's kilt is Nick in an oxford and a black tie. 589 00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:39,599 Right, I agree with that. Do you remember when Axl Rose used to 590 00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:44,079 wear to dress like a bus boy. It's like it's just you know, 591 00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:49,360 it's your best year of getting getting sex, which for him was two thousand 592 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,280 and one. Yeah, that was maybe a look back then. Yeah, 593 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,559 guys always keep the same style and haircut. That was their best year of 594 00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:59,760 pulling ass of course, so you take that right into your fifties. Yeah. 595 00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:01,960 So, but do you remember when Axl Rose from Guns N' Roses used 596 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,519 to wear kilt on stage. No, I don't really remember anything about Axel 597 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,559 rolls. Yea. Well, you know, somebody said to me the other 598 00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:13,360 night we just saw Slash get in the car. Who cares? I mean, 599 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,480 let's talk about the weather, why don't we? I mean, I 600 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,960 said, was he wearing a top hat? Of course? Yeah? Yeah, 601 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,599 yeah, in a in a leather pant, same look for forty days. 602 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,960 He never ages. It's actually diabolic. His pajamas are leather. Okay, 603 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,519 so yeah, they go bowling. Who would have thought Barbie's embarrassed by 604 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:37,880 Kyle flashing his dick. Yeah, that's only going to go over on like 605 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:43,000 a very very drunk wine had gargoyle. That will like laugh laugh that up. 606 00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:46,440 No, it's going to like seeing a guy whip out his little Yeah. 607 00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:51,760 I mean, you gotta find somebody super horny. Yeah. I don't 608 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,400 even know if that would turn a little lady on. I I don't know. 609 00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:04,519 It might turn a bargoil out really drunk bargo. Oh my god, 610 00:42:04,599 --> 00:42:08,599 she's playing pool again? Well, anyway back to the boat, yeah, 611 00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:13,800 or does anything happen there? She just gets pissed. Kyle does something smart 612 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,639 here though, he stops showing his dick to everybody, and he just panders, 613 00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:20,559 and then I think she tells him she loves him. Yeah. Really, 614 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,320 she came on here and lied to us on this podcast. But what 615 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,880 I said, did you hook up with him? She said, no, 616 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:30,920 no she did. We'll have to go back to the tape. I'm not 617 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,840 We're not going to do that. No, No, I have too much 618 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,280 time. I mean I don't have enough time. Yeah, so we're wrapping 619 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:42,360 the episode here. Up. I can't stop thinking about bargoyles. Bargoyles. 620 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,559 What is? What is a bargo? Bargoyle is a really run down, 621 00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:51,760 broken drunk woman that hangs out at bars and usually he's playing like if they 622 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:57,159 have a some poker on my anybody, we're equal opportunity offenders. We talked 623 00:42:57,159 --> 00:43:00,400 about sad drunk guys at bars, not in glowing terms at all, but 624 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,400 right now we're talking about a bargoing bargo. And that's a woman who is 625 00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:07,719 blacked out, leaning against a pinball machine and smoking inside. Now she's playing 626 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:14,320 out poker like those five buttons at the bar. You know, some savvy 627 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,840 entrepreneur put the gambling there, you know, And yeah, and she leans 628 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,400 over and she's like, I figured out how to beat it. Yeah. 629 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,559 Yeah, Well she's looking around the bar with her head on it swivel, 630 00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:25,440 like trying to see if there's any young guys. You know, it might 631 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:31,079 get so wasted they'll forget they're having sex with a bargo right, right, 632 00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,599 right, But bargoils are fucking cool to me. Oh yeah, you can 633 00:43:35,639 --> 00:43:37,719 make some small talk with them. Yeah, absolutely, let them get you 634 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,920 too drunk. No, no, no, I mean listen, everybody needs 635 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,880 love, and quite honestly, you know, I was talking to a friend. 636 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,320 I do. I do a lot of things for a good story. 637 00:43:50,599 --> 00:44:00,480 Yeah, day after just parading around lucid sobered sunlight, for a night with 638 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,199 the bar, after a night with a bargo. Ah. But you're in 639 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,519 her sad little studio apartment, you know, because she got a you know, 640 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,760 she got kicked out of her other apartment. Hey is that cat okay? 641 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:15,159 Right? And the cat's flat around and listen, listen, Uh, 642 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:20,960 maybe help her throw it out, maybe maybe throw it out, and then 643 00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:23,039 you know, we'll spray something or light something, and then you know, 644 00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:25,760 let's go to farmer's market, let's go to the park, let's you know, 645 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,519 let's just have a day. The episode's over get in the comments. 646 00:44:29,559 --> 00:44:31,280 Let us know what you thought about it. Five stars, kind words. 647 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,800 Join us to Patreon dot com for another Uh nope, let me do it 648 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,400 now. Patreon dot com slash another podcast network. A lot of fun to 649 00:44:40,480 --> 00:45:04,079 be had over there. I'm doing saying goodbye, pat Say goodbye, hadn't listening