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Pump pump pump it up. Go
It's pumpy season. Whoo. How excited

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are you? I am not that
excited, but I'm excited for you.

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You don't like pumpkin flavored things.
I like pumpkin flavored beers when they put

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the cinnamon sugar on the rent.
Oh, so you just like cinnamon sugar.

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I like to just all over cinnamon
sugar. I like pumpkin flavored coffee.

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I like pumpkin flavored doughnuts. I
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pumpkin flavored everything. Give me all
of the pumpkin flavor year round. I

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don't understand because it's not actual pumpkin. I don't know why we can't manufacture

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year round. It's kind of fucking
bullshit. Now, I believe that what

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within a week or two, you'll
be wearing your han solo outfit, no

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doubt. Yeah. I'll have a
vest a longsleeve on underneath some leggings and

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some some high boots with some fur
on them. Yeah. John King of

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Queen Middle Street entertain Goo and Dom
Mac and we are the Mac and Goop

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program. We bring you friendship.
Yeah, and today we're gonna bring you

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a little bit of heart and family
ship. Is that a thing? Family

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Ship? It's definitely one of the
best ships out there. Yeah. If

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we're talking ships, family Ship's gotta
be up there. Today we're discussing Davies

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Ryan davis most anticipated movie of the
year, Blue Beetle Goo. Blue Beetle

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is a movie. When it was
announced, I don't know, two years

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ago, I would have bet probably
like a hundred bucks this was never coming

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up. I would have bet I
believe at the start of the year that

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this was not going to come out, even up until last month, possibly

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last week, that this was not
going to come out. Yeah, it's

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just it's blowing both of our minds
that we're here and we got this movie.

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But I'm not saying it's bad.
I'm just surprised that it came out.

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That's yeah. Yeah, you know, they canceled the background movie.

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There's been all sorts of happenings at
DC. You know, obviously James Gunn

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taking over. Now you say it
doesn't stink, but does it stick out?

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Uh no, but maybe that's a
good thing. Ultimately, I don't

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know if it is. We don't
know, and I don't think anyone of

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this movie knows if they're going to
be back for another movie, so they

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probably had to play it safe.
Hope, you know, hope the character

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in the movie was well received,
and then maybe they'll pop up in James.

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Not to spoil anything here, but
we don't know if this is ending

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a run, if it's beginning a
run, if it's nothing. We know

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nothing. We know nothing, And
I'll be honest with you, no one

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besides Peter Saffron and James Gunn know
what the hell's going And also they mentioned,

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you know, we're gonna have those
Elseworld movies. They're not gonna have

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anything to do with our continuity.
If they just did a trilogy of these

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three movies off on their own,
that might not be the worst thing either.

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Yeah. Maybe, And speaking of
not knowing what's going on, I

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would like to include every DC fan
in that, because what we're gonna get

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into in a couple of minutes here
is the absolute abomination that is DC fans

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reviewing DC movies. None, I'll
tell you right now, none of the

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audience scores makes sense, and that's
it's absolutely mind blowingly go through this.

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But Goo Yes, Blue Beetle is
I guess the sixteenth entry into the Dcut,

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Yeah, or the first into the
James Gunns DCU, We're not sure,

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the other fifteen or fourteen movies,
and then of course the one season

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of Peacemaker. This is a PG
thirteen action adventure in sci fi with the

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runtime of one hundred and twenty seven
minutes, so just over two hours.

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Goo. Speaking of those ratings on
Rod Tomatoes currently seventy six percent from the

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critics, ninety two percent from the
audience, and Goo, those rate if

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you include Peacemaker in all of this, Yes, that's the sixth highest critic

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percentage. I'm not tomatoes, the
second highest audience percentage. Goo. And

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do you want to hear what the
top four is from the audience? The

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mount rushmore of dc EU movies according
to the audience. Give it to me,

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and then I'll explain why I think
it's so high. Okay, Number

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one Good at ninety three percent,
the Snyder Cut, Number two is this

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Blue Beetle, Number three Black Adam
at eighty eight percent, and then number

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four is Shazam Fury of the Gods
at eighty six percent. So the reason

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why I think this is so high
is while I don't believe that it is

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the best movie out of the bunch. I like some of the weirder selections.

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I believe that this might be the
most coherent, cohesive, and well

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put together story that they've done so
far. Yeah, I don't think you

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don't really need to make an argument
for this movie. This movie is legitimately

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a decent movie. It's definitely a
movie, right, It's well made,

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there's some good acting in here.
I really like the lead who I've never

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seen anything before. And Goo,
now that I'm thinking about it, you

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could argue that the Snyder cut's not
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So this is you could argue this
is the highest rated dc EU movie.

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Like I was gonna make this example
during the hot Dogs. But so I

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would still take The Flash over this. But that's because I love Michael Keaton.

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But if you said to me,
Goo, you have to recommend a

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movie to somebody, here are these
two movies, Blue Beetle or The Flash,

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and keep in mind they know nothing
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Blue Beetle. You know what,
it's a good point. I have The

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Flash definitively ahead of this movie in
my year rankings, in my dc EU

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rankings, but you're right, if
you were just a common movie goer that

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has not watched all other fifteen DCU
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I think Blue Beetle's gonna be the
better watch for that person. That's

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that's actually a good You can pick
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any of the other movies. True, and maybe at the end of it

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too, that's a bit of a
detracting factor, a detractor because it doesn't

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connect to anything at all. We
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might be sick of shared universes and
they're in on stuff like this. I

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don't know. Yeah, But so
anyways, back to DC fans being fucking

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idiots. Uh, those top four
and are then preceded by Wonder Woman at

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eighty three percent, the Flash at
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eighty two percent, and Szamin eighty
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probably the best four. Yeah,
I would agree with you, But I'm

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also gonna ask you the question of
who is going on Rotten Tomatoes and putting

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a user review in DC fans.
No, but I'm just saying, like

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we need to question rotten Tomato people
are DC fans. They fucking came out

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in droves, like four hundred thousand
people to review the Snyder Cut. Most

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of those are robots on Metacritic,
and by the way, I think,

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uh, I gotta give the critics
credit here for accurately portraying the DCU.

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I think they've pretty much nailed it
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Here this is the fourth highest rated
movie with a sixty one fifth overall

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of you let me ask you,
and you know, I know the answer.

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But for the people at home is
a sixty one good for a comic

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book movie. It's probably about average
sixties. And you know what, this

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movie pretty average? Yeah, yep, played it safe, did some good

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things, didn't stick out a ton
and again maybe that's gonna bother some people.

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I but considering what we've gotten in
DC, I think they made the

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reddist bothers me a little bit.
But go ahead. The top three on

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Metacritic, by the way, Wonder
Woman, The Suicide Squad, and Shazam,

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which are my top three, I
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That's because you just look at the
metacritics and you're like, I think,

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like these people, do you know
your own opinion? The bottom three go

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are BBS at a forty four,
Black Adam at a forty one, and

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Suicide Squad. I didn't realize Black
Adam at a forty one. Yeah,

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critics did not like Black Adam.
Black Adam had a really bad rotten Tomato

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credits in this movie. So Black
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was super tropy, but it wasn't
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of super trophy origin story stuff,
but it was at least adequate. And

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I also think a massive factor in
the difference between the two movies is Black

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Adam had the biggest movie star in
the world as the starring role, and

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this movie has a relative unknown.
He was in Cobra Kai, so some

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people know him from there. I've
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like that to me is preferable,
especially for a character I know nothing.

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Also, the surrounding cast around the
main character here. I thought that everyone

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in the family, maybe you can
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charming and you believe that they love
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Black Adam, they try to force
feed you that family thing. Yeah,

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and in this it just comes natural
and it comes off as natural. It's

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it's much better written in this than
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the family element in this reminds me
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tones that the first Shazam movie played
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but they played a little bit differently, and I think it hit just a

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smidge better in this. Yes.
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agree with that, but it's both
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reasons. Yeah, I got you. I actually thought about that while I

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was watching this movie that I thought
about it too. Let's bring that back

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up during spoilers, because I have
a very weird take on it. Now,

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okay, all right, good.
This movie is written by Gareth Dunnett,

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also als Sir Alco Sir A Lco
c e er. I don't I

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don't know how to pronounce that goo. You wouldn't know him from a fucking

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thing. You've never seen or heard
anything he's done before. Here's something that's

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very intriguing on his IMDb p upcoming. He is writing a movie called El

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Muerto, and it's about a wrestler
who gains superpowers. Through a mystical mask

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who originally fought Spider Man in a
charity wrestling match in which he nearly unmasked

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the Web Slinger before being stung by
Spider Man with a paralyzing poison. I

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have no idea what any of that
sentence means. So intrigued by El Muerto,

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I'm gonna have to see El Muerto
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sorry from staring off to the Sider, I'm trying to read that sentence again

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and make heads or tales of it. But I will say one of the

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best parts of this movie I felt
like was the writing and the storytelling and

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the soul of this movie also,
and that comes from this gentleman, very

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Spider Man like soul to the story
as well, for sure. Yeah,

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definitely some elements of that in here. Good. This movie is directed by

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Angel or on Hell. I don't
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also pretty much a first timer.
You would know an absolutely nothing on his

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IMDb page, which is pretty impressive
considering that this movie has a whole lot

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of no ones besides George Lopez,
and it performed pretty well. It's gonna

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outperform the box office box office expectation. It's outperforming any of the critic in

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audience scores. We thought, so
sort of a round of applause for everyone

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involved in this, right, And
also you mentioned George Lopez. I thought

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that he was fine in this,
but I think you could have found someone

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else that was also a no name
or just anybody else, and I think

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they might have done better. I
think Lopez was like, they're like,

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all right, we gotta get one
like B list celebrities. I understand that.

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No, I know, and I
you know while I was watching,

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and I agree with you, but
I feel like someone else could have nailed.

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And maybe it's because I saw this
movie in a theater with heart.

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Maybe yes, Kevin Hart, Kevin
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When I was watching this movie,
there were only four people in my theater.

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So when I didn't laugh at a
joke, So generally, when I'm

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in a movie theater and I don't
laugh at a joke, I will listen

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for other people laughing at the jokes
to make sure that like, maybe I'm

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just laughing, but the joke still
hits. But when you're there with only

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four other people, you sometime question, like is this joke bombing. Is

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this not a good joke? So
that might be kind of missing on me

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too. I went to a theater
that wasn't packed, but there was a

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good amount of people, and there
was everyone laughing at George Lopez. It's

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like two of the last four times
I've gone. Now, the people directly

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behind me, it was like three
girls and two boys, all maybe about

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twelve years old. I was gonna
fight all fucking five of them. They

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each got up to go to the
bathroom three times. They were fucking whispering

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behind me. I was legit ready
to go to jail because of these fucking

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idiots. I just can't stand the
theater etiquette these days. Did they have

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a trampoline and they were jumping at
slow motion? Shut out, cutstance.

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Marie give a synopsis of Blue Beetle. An alien scare him chooses college graduate

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him Reyes to be its symbiotic host, bestowing the teenager with a suit of

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armor that's capable of extraordinary and unpredictable
powers, forever changing his destiny as he

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becomes the superhero known as Blue Beetle. And here's a huge issue too.

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If you're looking at someone who's like, oh, you know, I'm sick

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of all these comic book movies.
That seems like something that AI could have

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written and said, hey, take
a bunch of Marvel movies and put it

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into one character. There is a
lot of things in this movie that symbiote

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Iron Man suit, this movie,
uh, this character and of course you

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and I, so you know,
take this with a with a grain of

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sand, as you do anything,
salt to it. It's to say,

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yes, sand, salt whatever.
They're both small grains, both tastes great

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on your sandwich. I couldn't want
to say French fries. There we go.

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Okay, yeah, you found it. There salt goes on. That's

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fries. Number one answer in the
board. Yes, we don't know fucking

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thing about lue beetles. So this
is also part of sheer ignorance. But

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this character has a little bit of
Iron Man nanotech, a little bit of

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Green Lantern, can do whatever the
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also because he's a younger hero,
there's a little bit of like a Spider

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Man thing going on here as well, more specifically Spider Man dealing with a

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Tony Stark suit. He doesn't know
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learning on the fly and the AI
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similar to like an ant man too, once again not knowing how to use

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the suit, but then also having
a mirror villain who's you know, trying

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to use the suit for safety reasons. Well, I was actually more.

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I mean, those things are true. I was referring more to him sort

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of being like a Peter Parker type
of No. I agree, but I'm

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just want to toss more things.
He uses a hammer at one point,

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Thor has a hammer. Well it
felt green lantern like because he can detect

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anything with the ring. That's that's
the vibes I'm getting. It's like shield

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with the Captain America logo on it. Dude, this any stars? Uh

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zolo x o l o Zolo married
Duana as him. I thought he was

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good. I thought he was awesome. He was really really nice job.

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I'm looking forward. I'm you know, this movie wasn't the greatest thing ever,

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but he was good enough that I
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Also, let me say this.
I know that I'm making a lot of

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jokes right now, but this cast
is actually really good and I love the

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family in it. I love the
people that are portraying the family. I

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thought, also, the girl who
is playing Jenny Cord, you're about to

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say her name, Bruna Marcazine.
I believe she is. I don't think

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the character is great at the beginning, but around the halfway point she kicks

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into gear. Really the week length, the big stand out of Like she

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Stinks is Susan Sarandon. Oh yeah, Susans, I thought you're talking about

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the family. Still, No,
no, No, family's great. First

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of all in a marcusine. Very
attractive female, so that definitely helps helps

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you through the parts where she's not
acting all that great credit to whoever cast

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this movie because she is taller than
Zolo. Yeah, you're right, you're

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right, and so that gives a
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all of our short kings. Is
that what they're element there? Is that

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what they're called? You would know
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Oh, let's let's hammer this out
real quick. We were asked who

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is taller online? I think we're
the same height. No, I'm definitely

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at least an inch, if not
too I might give you a half inch

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I'm listed at six foot that's a
lie. I'm also listed at five eleven,

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but I'm not. I'm at least
five eleven. Yeah, you're five

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eleven. I'm five ten and a
half. And when I have my hair,

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I'm taller than you. All right, no, no, no,

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no, yeah, I'll throw my
hair back out if I have to.

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What. Becky g plays the Ai
voice, the scare of voice, the

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symbiote Kajada. Damian Alcazar plays the
father, Alberto Rays George Lopez the uncle,

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Rudy Reyes. Adriana Barrazza as Nana
Reys. I did not care for

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Nana. I'll tell you that I
didn't care for the I thought the character

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wasn't the best. It was too
much. They did too much. I

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did forget to mention. This is
that. Alberto Reyes, the father,

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played by Damian Alcazar. I loved
him. He was great. He was

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wonderful. Yes, yea very good. Yeah. Melissa Escobetto as Milligro Reys,

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she was the sister. I thought
she was great at being like the

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annoying younger sister. She really nailed
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That's the mother. Susan Surranded as
Victoria Chord As Goose said, she was

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fucking terrible, Like not just a
bad character. I thought that she completely

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you know what, very kind of
reminded me of And maybe it's just because

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they both have red hair. But
what's her name in the second Kingsman movie,

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Oh, Julianne Moore. Yes,
a little bit like that. Well,

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at least Julie and Moore was going
for like a bit a character.

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Yeah, Susan Surandon does not even
try in this movie. Already look alike

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to me. I'm sorry, it's
terrible. Uh it was. It was

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actually really annoying because the character stinks, right, but an actress with the

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panache of Susan Surrandon should be able
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and she failed miserably. Yeah,
Harvey Giann plays her like right hand man

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doctor Sanchez, which I'll say this. There was a point in the movie

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and I know that they, you
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but I said to myself, this
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Like it's the perfect Wayne Knight role. What are we doing, folks?

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Wayne Knights too too much of a
bad guy. You need like a nicer

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guy than that, but that type. But that would have been a great

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turn because you assume he's a bad
guy and then maybe he there's the opposite

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of a heel turn. What's that
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Yeah, he goes uh oh,
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What is French fries? He goes
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the last person worth mentioning here is
Raoul Max Trahelo as Carapas. He

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was like the the extension of Victoria
Chord. He was the big bad the

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person that had to fight. He
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did a pretty decent job when he
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and by the end it wasn't terrible. They at least gave him a little

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something to you know, have you
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the faceless bad guys that they just
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just stuff that we've seen, no
doubt, no doubt. They just played

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it real conservative. And I also
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different because they are still drawing from
the comics and like that's a character from

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the comics too, So they are
doing what they're supposed to do. It's

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just fifteen years too late. Yeah, well, I said that to myself.

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This is the first time anyone's e
said this that if this movie came

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out ten years ago, I didn't
I would have loved it. Yeah,

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I think you're If this came out
right around the time of Guardians, it

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would have done. It would have
been an absolute banger. Good. Yes.

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For the folks that are listening right
now and have not seen the movie

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and plan on going to see,
it's still spoil it free for a bid.

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Here, there's one mid credit scene
which could end up being meaningful going

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forward. We really have no idea. And then there is a post credit

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that's one of the worst post credits. Let me go ahead and do an

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all waste of your little christ Are
you? Tweeted that out and I said,

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oh, Max's probably over exaggerating.
I'm gonna go ahead and stick around

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the extra five minutes you weren't.
It is the worst post credit scene that

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just don't waste your time with it. That's what it is. It's a

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waste of time. It's useless.
Yes, there's zero payoff there. It's

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terrible. There is like there's no
joke to it. No, there's not

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it continue to joke for the movie. That was not funny. And even

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if we understood what the reference is, if there is a reference, maybe

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we would have gotten I giggled during
the movie. Actually, the guy laughing

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at it during the movie did make
me laughing, like that's kind of funny.

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But yes, maybe we did miss
out on it. Maybe we miss

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something maybe, and that's part of
it. I will say, as much

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as we you know, semi like
this movie, Latin director, Latin writer,

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I'm sure there were some Easter eggs
and some some things in here that

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we didn't pick up on. Maybe
that's one of them. But boy was

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that. Oh we'll also toss us
out there too. Representation matters, Yes,

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there you go. You also as
a footnote at the twenty five minute

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mark. That's the only time we're
gonna say it. As we said above,

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there's zero indication whether this is in
or out of the DCU. We

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have no fucking clue. The only
thing we know about Blue Beetle is basically

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that he's attached to Booster Gold at
the hip. So thing that happens in

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this mid credit scene might tie into
that. We'll get to that in spoilers,

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it's sort of more of a fan
theory than anything. That's the only

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real glimmer of hope. But other
than that, we can get to the

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gautlet. Oh before we get to
the gauntlet. There's, first off,

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a bunch of boner jokes in this
movie, So credit there, but there's

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one once he even covers up.
Yeah, there's well there. So he's

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wearing a sweatsuit. Yeah, and
he gets an erection, yeah, because

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Bruna is very hot, and he
does this thing where like he pulls his

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shirt over it and kind of like
fixes from the bottom. And it makes

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me think of back when we were
in high school when we would get narbs

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and we'd have to like take it
and put it into our waistbands to hide

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it for a little bit, like
if we had to go from class to

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class. Good, Yeah, I
was, you know, I'm I live

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a life of leisure here, always
have, always will. I wore sweatpants

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at every forsaken opportunity in my whole
life and all always will very comfortable.

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There was a certain point in middle
school when I realized middle school of high

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school that you know, a couple
of years transition. Oh, I gotta

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put the sweatpants away for a couple
of months here because I'm gonna have a

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boner. I'm gonna have a boner
walking down the hallway. I'm gonna need

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to wear jeans, maybe maybe some
khakis. But it is not hashtag sweatpants

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season round here once again, Like
I said, what you would do is

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you just put it in the sweatband
waste and just make sure that your shirt

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was long enough because you don't want
that to show. Yeah, and well,

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I don't know. I'm speaking from
from the Irish perspective here. We

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all we all know that you have
a wrench, so maybe you just kind

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of let it hung out there.
You know. I'm trying to think if

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I would do that with jeans on
too, because that's that's not safe.

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Well, you you are a real
tight gene wear. I wasn't super tight

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gene wear when I was in high
school though. Maybe that's true. Yeah,

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maybe that's true. I was a
little bag here. I had my

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Vans, my audios on. You
know, I had my Zeppelin shirt and

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a horrible head of hair on you, I had a beautiful head of hair.

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Well, one year I had a
beautiful head of hair. One year.

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It was a real rats nast.
When you died at Blonde, that

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was the worst thing you've ever done. That was the beginning of the end

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of my life. So we get
into the Gauntlet air. Yeah, okay,

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all right, Mac fun factor,
And I think that is one of

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the issues of the movie is that
it does lack a little in the fun

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Like it is cool seeing him use
his power as a bit, but I

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didn't find it very funny, and
that did take away from it. Yeah,

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the way I'm looking at this because
I also like, wasn't that bored

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throut? And I never thought to
myself like, oh, like this needs

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a bunch more. I thought it
was like fun enough for most of the

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run time. It's neither hysterical nor
is there It's not like a big adventure

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either, but it was just kind
of fun enough throughout to make it work

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satisfactor. And there was one part
of the movie where you know he's finally

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realizing who he is and he's becoming
this hero and he breaks through the shackles

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and then you hear this swelling music
of just now listen up. Here's a

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story about a little guy who lives
in a blue world. And then he

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starts kicking ass to the music.
Now, if this movie was directed by

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a white man, that song,
no doubt would have made it into the

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movie. I would have done what
Taikawatiti did with Immigrant Song and Thor and

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used it a hundred times go.
It also lacks like a big standout moment

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which ties in the pants tensity a
little bit, but also in a satisfactor

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here it was like satisfying to see
him, you know, become the full

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blue Beeto sort of thing. I
also was pretty satisfied by the conclusion of

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the movie too, to be honest
with you. So there are some satisfying

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things in here, but it's not
like crazily satisfying borometer and I thought it

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was a bit boring in its trophy
nature. But I will say that like

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they when they introduced a trope,
they didn't go like full into it.

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They would divert it just enough so
that it wasn't the complete same as everything

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else. And also at the beginning
of the third act it did drag for

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me quite a bit. Yeah,
not so much for me. I actually

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thought, for two hours and seven
minutes this was paced really well. We

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got to it felt like we got
to the third act super fucking quick,

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so I actually didn't have really any
born in this movie at all. A

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equator, is it better than twenty
seventeen's Aquaman? Now, I still might

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enjoy the cheesiness of Aquaman over this, But like I already said, this

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is a it's a far superior movie. It's an easier it's an easier recommendation

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Halloween. Will my interest in this
movie wane over time. I don't think

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I'm ever gonna rewatch or even remember
most of this. Yeah, I don't

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blame you or anyone for coming away
with that feeling. My take on this

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is we have no idea if this
means anything going forward or how this is

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going to play out with the DCU. So maybe there will be reason to

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come back to us at some point, but currently there there really isn't.

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What if James Gunn does a Twitter
poll should discount what would you vote?

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I would say yes, I would
say yes, you know what? I

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think? I'd say yes too,
Yeah it's good enough, unless he's like,

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it'll play. Then I'd be like, okay, well then don't.

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Why would you ask us if if
you aren't sure? Why would you ask

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us that's what I would say,
pot pants tense City Excite bike Mania.

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Even with the mirror villain, there
were some parts of the fights that I'm

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like, oh, that's pretty cool. Unless you want to count the Bruno

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Marcazine pants tent factor here, there's
not really a pants ten and I would

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say, actually, there's tons of
pants tense in this movie. In the

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movie itself, he's just rocket a
boner constantly. And also there's like the

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one scene where is like, I
can't fly and they're like, well,

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just take it slow, don't think
too hard about it, and then George

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Lopez is like, no, just
jump right in there. That was actually

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his best joke in the movie.
There was definitely some cool stuff with the

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tech, like nanotech type looking stuff
that we've seen in an Iron Man,

404
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:27.920
some Green Landing looking type stuff,
so that that was some fun stuff,

405
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:33.799
but again it gets taken away because
we've seen it somewhere before. Max Credit

406
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.960
Union and I would like to give
credits to the family aspect of this movie.

407
00:28:38.279 --> 00:28:41.599
Yeah, I'll backside one eighty off
of that. It's sort of in

408
00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:47.759
the same vein here. Credit to
Gareth Dunnett Alcacer. Alcacer, the writer

409
00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:52.799
of this movie. Who wrote this
script with the heart and the family element

410
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:56.039
in this baked in. It didn't
go out of its way to give you

411
00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.240
that. It just felt right and
natural in the movie, and honestly is

412
00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:03.839
what carries the movie. And I
think, I mean that was what five

413
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:07.119
years ago now, when the first
Shazam came out. That was like such

414
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:10.759
a nice thing coming away from Shazam
because as much as we have liked these

415
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:15.839
Marvel movies, there haven't been a
ton of like family type elements in the

416
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:19.119
Marvel movies. That's been any of
the thor movies. That's a nice,

417
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:22.440
like little niche that we've seen in
DC a couple of times. Now.

418
00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.000
For those of you Tardi to the
Mac and Goop party, we rate everything

419
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:30.880
on a forty hot dog rating system, and Mac, I don't want to

420
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:34.960
undersell this. The family dynamic is
dynamite and you feel, like I said

421
00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:40.559
earlier, they would do all of
this stuff for each other. You never

422
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:45.839
once question. Yes, absolutely,
the cast is good. Zolo Mardueno is

423
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:48.599
likable as the leading man. George
Lopez is funny enough. The mother is

424
00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:52.160
good, the sister is good.
I didn't mind the grandmother. The character

425
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:55.960
of Jenny Ford. I thought little
stale at the beginning. What did I

426
00:29:56.039 --> 00:30:00.079
say, Ford? Yeah? Ford, What did I say? It's Cord,

427
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:06.039
you said Ford, gazoom tight,
little stale at the beginning, but

428
00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:11.200
midway through I did like her along. Damian al kass Hour is awesome.

429
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.640
I think the father is wonderful in
this. Also, it is very very

430
00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:18.000
well made. The big issue here
is Susan Sarandon, her character. Also,

431
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:23.279
Chord stinks terrible. The storyline sucks. It's something that we've seen a

432
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:26.799
million times, and speaking of a
million times, just the Origin tropes,

433
00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:30.440
the mirror villain with you know,
same tech, but we're trying to use

434
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:33.160
it in as safe. We're trying
to keep the world safe with it,

435
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:40.000
when in fact they're not learning your
powers. The reluctant hero, the suit,

436
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:42.880
you know, he's too invincible,
he can't be killed, kind of

437
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:48.160
the death of a family member to
help you reach your potential. It's just

438
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:52.559
stuff that we've seen a million times. And also it's not It's funny enough,

439
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.599
but it isn't funny. Ha ha. I have this around thirty one

440
00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.720
hot Dogs. Yeah, I think
I'm feeling very similar to you for the

441
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:06.759
most part. You're feeling twenty three. I thought it was a very solid

442
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:11.880
origin story, not necessarily good,
but good enough did the job. What

443
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:15.279
I did really like about it was
weaving in the older Blue Beetles stuff with

444
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:19.160
the Scarab like the older Chord tech
with the Scarab stuff. I thought they

445
00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:25.720
did a good job with that decent
comedy couple. Ha has no real hysterical

446
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:29.319
belly laughing here, and again,
like Goose said, there's a really good

447
00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:33.440
heart to this movie. It's giving
me Shazam vibes with the family dynamic.

448
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.799
And also again you have some Spider
Man young hero type stuff going on,

449
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.599
so that's that's a nice little dynamic
as well. I thought this was movie

450
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:45.119
was very well paced. I also
liked the music selection in here. Good

451
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:56.519
music, good score. It elevated
the movie a little bit. I thought

452
00:31:56.559 --> 00:32:00.200
going with a relative unknown Zolo in
that role the role was a great call.

453
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:04.519
He was very good and again I'd
like to see him going forward.

454
00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:07.480
And as I mentioned before, going
with a Latin director and writer, I

455
00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:12.119
felt like they had like a pretty
clear vision together. They knew the movie

456
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:15.160
they wanted to put together and they
delivered that. And I'm sure there's stuff

457
00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:19.240
in here that we're not appreciating that
other people will. Again, We've seen

458
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:21.960
everything in this movie a thousand times, but it was done well enough.

459
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:27.400
The biggest downside here is the villains
and the quote unquote bads in this movie.

460
00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:32.960
Susan Sarandon's what is it? What
Vulk was she? Or what Vulk

461
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:39.039
was her name? Vulk the vu
Chord Chord, Victoria Chord, that's her

462
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:43.119
name. She was fucking terrible.
I'm sure the character is supposed to be

463
00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:45.880
one note, but she could have
done a better job. She just didn't

464
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.440
feel like it. And of course
the mirror villain was not that good.

465
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:52.759
Although I did sort of like how
that called, you know, she reminded

466
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:59.599
me of actually is Lucy lu in
the last Jasim movie? Actually comparison,

467
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:02.000
I bad for Lucy Lou and the
lash Zam movie. I didn't feel bad

468
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:07.559
for Susan Sarandon in this Ignore me
go on do. I also did not

469
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:09.880
really care for anything surrounding the grandmother. That was a little too much too

470
00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:13.960
goofy for me, A little too
goofy. I do have this At thirty

471
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:15.920
two hot Dogs, I was like
thirty one thirty two leaving the theater,

472
00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:21.279
I'm comfortable with thirty two. This
is my fifteenth best movie of twenty twenty

473
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:25.119
three. It's sitting number five in
my DCU rankings, maybe six. I

474
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:28.680
guess if you want to throw a
peacemaker in there, it's right in that

475
00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.119
sort of same range. This definitely
has an argument though an argument can be

476
00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:35.440
made that this is in the top
four of the DCU. I probably wouldn't

477
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.599
make it, but I could see
someone making that argument. The Blue the

478
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:42.440
movies below this movie are like well
below in the DCU for me. Like,

479
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.359
to me, this is like maybe
the bottom of that second tier,

480
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:50.640
and then below this there's a there's
a pretty steep drop off to the next

481
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.960
tier of movies. So this is
this is a legit, well done movie.

482
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:59.039
I think it deserves whatever praise it's
been getting so far. I think

483
00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:01.880
a little bit is because it's it's
it's a bit of a surprise that the

484
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:06.880
just this didn't suck. But you
know what, let's get let's have DC

485
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:07.920
get a win. We'll give him
one. Yeah, I would say that

486
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:12.119
I probably have it either fifth or
six this top of my head, I

487
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:16.840
would have it below Wonder Woman,
Shazam, Suicide Squad, the suicide squad.

488
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:22.599
Sorry, right, yeah, I
would have it below the Flash would

489
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:25.840
have it below the Snyder cut by
just a smidge. Snyder Kirk just took

490
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:31.920
a couple more chances. I do
like the chances over the easier move I

491
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:36.079
can't. Oh, and Peacemaker,
it's like right around Peacemaker, I got

492
00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:39.039
Flash fourth, and then I have
this Peacemaker and Man of Steel sort of

493
00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:44.800
all in the same range. Shall
we start spoiling? Yeah, spoilers,

494
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:47.199
spoilers, mac. First things first, we talked about it at the beginning,

495
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.679
or I just talked about it once
again during my hot Dogs. But

496
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:54.239
in this movie, in order for
Blue Beetle to you know, really discover

497
00:34:54.360 --> 00:35:00.320
who he is, to achieve his
ultimate blue self, I prettymaturely blue myself.

498
00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:04.239
I wish I had that on the
board. But his dad has to

499
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:07.679
die. Yeah, and the scene
of his dad dying got me a little

500
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:15.840
reclemped. You know, they didn't
do it stupidly either. It was actually

501
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:20.159
they lay the groundwork with it with
the cardiac issues, and it plays out

502
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:22.280
like the way. It's a little
cheesy the way it's acted out, but

503
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:27.559
the scenario wasn't completely stupid, and
it made sense within the part of the

504
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:30.280
story and then when he comes back
and that sort of astral plane that I

505
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:34.400
didn't love that party that wasn't That
wasn't my favorite party. But it's like

506
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.440
it's like a classic thing. So
I accept that. But you're right,

507
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.679
the father and this did a great
job. When the father is dying and

508
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:43.440
the entire family is like, you
know, very distraught, I was like,

509
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.000
wow, that does hit me.
And then that got me thinking of

510
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:49.119
like, you know, say if
this is us, say if we were

511
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:52.719
in these movies, Mac, sure
we're getting to the point where we would

512
00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:57.159
be the parents that are killed off. You actually you want to know.

513
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.239
It bothered me, and now I
can't I keep these criticisms to myself because

514
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:05.039
of my real life job. When
someone has collapsed on the ground and potentially

515
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:08.360
in cardiac rest, you start CPR. You don't just nail there and cry.

516
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:12.800
You start CPR. And there was
like it was the family, though

517
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.760
there was even more so. There
was like thirty four people there and on

518
00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:19.840
that fucking block, and not one
person did CPR. Did you jump out

519
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.239
of your chair to try and help
him? That bothers It bothers a shit

520
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:25.679
out of me. But no,
no media gets that right, so like,

521
00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:29.960
I can't really use it as a
legit complaint. Good. Yes.

522
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:35.920
The only real crazy uh maybe spoiler
in this here is there's a mid credit

523
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:40.239
scene. Uh and during the movie
they open up the Blue Beetles layer underneath

524
00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:46.239
the old Chord mansion and George Lopez's
character eventually turns the computer on. The

525
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:50.559
mid credit scene cuts back to that
computer going a little fuzzy, and all

526
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.280
of a sudden you hear a voice
and it says, uh, this is

527
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:57.320
Ted Cord. Please tell my daughter
I'm alive. Something to that effect.

528
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.719
Well, go, that matters,
or maybe it does. We don't really

529
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:04.239
know, but it might matter.
Here's why. A little little research for

530
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:08.039
the Ted Chord And actually in this
movie as well, they mentioned it is

531
00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:13.280
the second Blue Beetle but never made
connection with the Scarab. The first one

532
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:16.159
that they mentioned was Dan Garrett,
who had actually had a connection with the

533
00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:22.079
Scarab prior to Ted Chord. Because
Ted never made a connection with the Scarab,

534
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.039
that's why he creates all this tech
and has that layer and all these

535
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:30.480
gadgets and whatnot. So we're presumed
he's presumed dead, but we find out

536
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:34.360
he's actually just stuck in. We
don't really know where an alternate to mention

537
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.880
another time, the future, future
past, We're not sure. But he's

538
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:42.960
still able to communicate with whatever tech
he has, and this is meaningful go

539
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:45.719
because Booster Gold, the one thing
we know about him is he's a hero

540
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:50.639
from the future that stole a bunch
of tech, including time travel tech,

541
00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:53.440
came back to the past, teamed
up Blue Beetle, and they were like

542
00:37:53.480 --> 00:38:00.360
a crime fighting duo. So the
theory is goo that it's paul Le,

543
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:05.159
Booster Gold and Ted's Blue Beetle are
sort of like lost in time, trapped

544
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.719
in some sort of time loop,
and they need help getting out. And

545
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:13.039
if that's the case, I think
you could argue this might actually be in

546
00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:16.920
the DCU. Yeah, I could
see that as long as as long as

547
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:24.559
James enough votes. But but it
is interesting. I also heard that the

548
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:28.480
original cut of this movie was thirty
minutes longer. They had to cut out

549
00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:32.599
thirty minutes here. Well, I
think it had more connections, and in

550
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:37.519
the two years since this movie was
announced, a lot of things have changed,

551
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:40.239
so I wonder if there would have
been a Booster Gold deleted scene something

552
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:44.400
like that. But I'm intrigued by
that, because again, this movie was

553
00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:47.360
good enough to be a part of
James Gunns DCU, and I think ultimately,

554
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:51.119
even if we didn't love this movie, the fact that it's good enough

555
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.760
for us to accept it in the
new DCU, if it happens to get

556
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:58.159
there, I think is a great
thing for this movie. In a very

557
00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.559
surprising fact, for this movie.
I mean, I am interested. I

558
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:07.639
would love to see what they plan
on doing with this character. I've already

559
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:12.400
mentioned, like I want to.
I really wouldn't mind if he's just off

560
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.400
on his own and he has his
own trilogy and movies that loosely tie in

561
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:20.119
but don't really that's a little bit
more of like the Spider Man aspect too,

562
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:22.679
where he's more isolated, you know, doing his more friendly neighborhood type

563
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:25.840
of thing. That's really all I
have for the spoiler. That's really it

564
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:30.960
not a time to spoil. I'm
just I'm honestly stunned that this movie was

565
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.119
one of the better DC movies we've
gotten. It really doesn't make any sense.

566
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:42.559
So thirty one, Hot Dogs,
thirty two, Yeah, let's get

567
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:47.960
into Max and Max sac could be
anything it could be about. In mac

568
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.920
This week, I thought, we
start to get into another little hot spot

569
00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:59.559
on the internet, and that is
pack breaking. Pack breaking, okay,

570
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:01.719
like and card packs, yeah,
ripping card packs. So okay, we'll

571
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:05.159
kind of pack of cards you get
there? I have here. This was

572
00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:07.400
given to me at one of our
live events, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles to

573
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:13.800
the Secret of the Ooze unopened,
unopened. Wow, so what a ride

574
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:16.960
we're about to go. There is
a sticker in here and there are cards.

575
00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:22.199
Eight cards. Okay, Now,
if you could pull up the Beckett

576
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:24.239
Guide just to let me know what
these are all worth, definitely not gonna

577
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:28.760
do that, my computeral crash.
How many cards in total are in this

578
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:32.239
collection? I do not know.
Okay, that's a great enough about this

579
00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:37.039
collection, all right. So on
the package that says the movie sequel,

580
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.800
dudes, Michaelangelo says that, of
course, so they made this in conjunction

581
00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:45.119
with Secret of the US. Yes, so let's pull up the old video

582
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:50.719
showing toes for free. Here we
go. Okay, so I need to

583
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:54.679
turn turn it like this? Whoa
good one to start up with? The

584
00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:59.880
underground escape from Michelangelo's Yeah there you
go, all right, I go like,

585
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:01.679
that's better move them towards your left
hand a little more. There we

586
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:05.800
go. Okay, so we got
Tatsu and tokar. Oh, that's a

587
00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:07.000
great one right there, that's a
good one. I'm gonna put that one

588
00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:13.320
in my plastic shell. I think
that and the sheathing. Oh we got

589
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:17.760
that. They're babies. Wow,
what a pole. A pole I can

590
00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.280
retire and my kid can go to
college. Right there, I'm gonna pull

591
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:24.360
that one off to the side.
Look at that one out real well.

592
00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:29.960
For the people listening to the episode
speaking of well, all's well that ends.

593
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:31.599
Well, that's what's on this card. You get all four turtles in

594
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:36.840
there. They all four turtles.
This one is uh oh, the one

595
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:40.440
with all of them in the nets
adding the hero yet no, no,

596
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:45.280
no, their babies is the best
one. I like how they have to

597
00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:47.159
put a tagline with all these.
They could have just let the image live.

598
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:53.880
Oh clawberd bi Kino. This is
a great one. Throw that one

599
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:57.760
right in the trash. It's not
a good one. You're right. Last

600
00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:00.599
one a bogey like farewell. Oh. This is when they were doing the

601
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:06.800
spoof from Casablanca. All right,
and Michaelangelo is like, here's looking at

602
00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:09.840
you, kid. You know because
all of us kids in the nineties were

603
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:16.840
like, ah, Casablanca, the
first ever pack rip here on the Mac

604
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:21.360
and Goop program of a smashing success. If I do say so myself and

605
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:27.440
a sticker of Shredder with probably gonna
put it on my shirt, I'd assume

606
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:30.920
you definitely would have done that in
ninety two. Oh, I would have

607
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:35.239
absolutely. Isn't that weird how stickers
go on shirts when you're a kid,

608
00:42:35.239 --> 00:42:37.480
and then as an adult, that's
like the last thing you'd put it on.

609
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:42.239
So I will either frame this one
or send it to Billy d as

610
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:44.880
payment for him doing all of our
work on the show. Yeah. And

611
00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:46.920
if you if you really want one
of these cards, leave a review and

612
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:51.159
ask you for Yeah. No,
if you want any of these cards,

613
00:42:51.159 --> 00:42:53.880
and you need to tell us also
which card you want specifically. Yeah,

614
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:57.679
Like if you can quote the card, that'd be great, because otherwise I'm

615
00:42:57.719 --> 00:43:01.039
not gonna know what's happening. Like
if if you say to me, goo,

616
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:07.639
I want the one with Tokar's feet
right right, Michelangelo tickling his feet

617
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:12.000
by the way, this is uh, this is Raisar. I misspoke earlier.

618
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.920
This is Tatsu and raise are I
can't believe you went a third camera

619
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:17.519
on a share instead of just showing
the camera you already had in front of

620
00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:21.519
you. No, all the card
breaks always have like the under the table

621
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:24.440
one. Yeah, they have.
They have like a set up looking directly

622
00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:30.599
if we're professional. Keep in mind, I have three more of these packs

623
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:35.320
that I have socks. By the
way, I have some Batman Returns packs

624
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.440
and Batman the Animated series packs.
So we're all set for the next couple

625
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:40.639
of months. Wow, we're fucking
locked. And look, max sack is

626
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:47.719
filled with cards. Now we're gonna
people find us. Mac can find us

627
00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:52.280
on Twitter and Instagram, at mac
and Goop podcast on every other platform you

628
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:58.440
can find us Mac Amber saying Goo
Max Shift seven Goo. I don't know

629
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:00.440
if Goo has a new X.
I can't even call it Twitter anymore,

630
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:07.840
a new X handle over. I
was actually acrypt here looking at our screen,

631
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:09.360
you know, yeah, And I
looked at him like, oh the

632
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:13.159
Twitter plus. I actually I want
to make it so that we're bigger.

633
00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.800
I'm going to figure that out.
I don't know if that's possible. No,

634
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:17.400
no, it is, I know. So this is a background thing.

635
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:21.400
What I want to do is I'll
make a foreground thing and then make

636
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:24.039
us bigger. I can figure this
out. Okay, I'm smarter than you.

637
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:30.360
We're everywhere you can find podcasts,
including Spotify, but more importantly Apple

638
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:34.599
podcasts. Get on their rate review
subscribe five stars. If you do that,

639
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:37.559
Google, get you a free T
shirt from the folks over at Watertown

640
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.480
sports Where. That's Watertown sports Where
on thirty four Mont I'm street in Watertown.

641
00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:46.519
Watertown Sportswear dot com expert screenprinting and
embroidery. The babies. Surprise,

642
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:57.400
surprise, the mutative dot forward hand
embraced the shredder, who is too dumbfounded

643
00:44:57.440 --> 00:45:01.079
to move their babies. The professor
shrugs, well, what did you expect

644
00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:06.880
they'd come out quoting Macbeth. That's
the fun that you get on the back

645
00:45:06.920 --> 00:45:08.440
of here. Yep. So if
you'd like a card, please specify that

646
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:12.719
as well. Yes, let us
know which card you want, all right,

647
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:16.559
So that'll do it. That'll do
it. This one's mine. I'm

648
00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:21.599
keeping this one. So also,
we'll do a dump at the end of

649
00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:27.079
the week, and we have to
figure out stuff moving forward because there's no

650
00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:30.760
more movies. Yeah, they've shut
down for the year. I guess we'll

651
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.960
just do more card openings. I
suppose, no doubt. Send us cards,

652
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:37.119
Send us some ninety nine tops.
That's my favorite set. I know

653
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:40.880
they're worthless, but I love that
set. Rusty Greer, Yeah you are

654
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:45.440
a big rusty. I'm a big
rusty career guy. So Kevin love match,

655
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:51.079
all right? So Tuesdays or Goose
Days. I've used kangaroos. It's

656
00:45:51.119 --> 00:46:00.599
time for girls jumping on trampolines.
Please flip the cassette over. Decide B

657
00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:00.920
to continue the adventure.

