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night, okay, embarrass embarrassing. I was doing laundry. I took my
lot. I had unpacked since like since my trip to see Bruce and March.
Okay, pretty much right socks time time, yes, time to do
some laundry. So I'm down. Okay, made the kids a nice dinner.
We had Sunday dinner, the three of us. I made teryak chicken.
It was really good. Oh yeah, like weight, like a whole
chicken. It was the thighs and the and the drumsticks with the bone and
the skin on. Okay, yeah, I just went and got some like
a pineapple teryoke sauce was about and yes, yes, girl, and uh
drenched it, baked, it got some cream, spin and some mashed potatoes
at the deli counter. Done nice Sunday meal, had a nice Sunday meal.
Italia is like all stuck up. I'm gonna sit and watch Modern Family
while we eat. And I'm like, all right, so sunny and I
said at the table, and she got up and she ate with us.
Anyway. So Sunday night, it's ten o'clock. They're going to bed.
They're good. They go to their room. I going, all right,
I'm gonna do some laundry. I go down to the laundry room and I
took Phil for a jog. So I was like sweaty, and I was
like, I'm gonna wash these pants. I'm gonna take this shirt off.
Oh, I'm gonna take this jacket off. I'll take this bra off.
I just stripped down to my underwear and her pants, and you're undy's yes.
Because I'm in the laundry room, I'm thinking your own house, my
own damn home. And I'm thinking everybody else is mining their own business like
they should be going to sleep. Yeah, nobody else is doing laundry.
No, Well, who's coming to the laundry room at eleven o'clock on a
Sunday night, right, so, I thought. So then I look.
I look up and there's Sonny who's barefoot. So he's walking quietly. Oh
no, it turns the corner and he's like, oh god, oh oh,
I know. It's like, oh sorry, sorry, I get a
towel. I wrapped myself in a towel. Even though I'm standing there with
a towel. Now I have a towel wrapped around me. He's standing like
he's a blind man. He's looking off to the side and talking. He's
not looking at me, he's just looking to the side and he's talking to
the wall. I go, Sonny, it's okay I and he goes,
no, no, it's okay. I'm fine. He's like no, I've
been blinded. So and he's like, I go, what do you what
what? And he goes, well, I was just gonna do a load
of laundry because I don't have clothes for tomorrow. I was like, okay,
well, and he's like, well, he's now. He's now he's
trying to bargain. He goes, can you take your clothes out? And
I'm like, no, I already started the thing. Your clothes mine is
already full. And he's like, he's he does a quick wash, that's
his thing. He's only got like six shirts and like three shorts. And
I'm like, and I said, I can put it in. He goes,
well, he goes, can you stop yours and put mine in?
I go, No, the water already came anyway. He's just standing there.
I can just leave your clothes anyway. That happened last night. Yeah,
it's embarrassing. It's so weird because if you think about it, like
it's just your body. I know, like we were born with these bodies,
but we've had to be like our culture is so like, oh my
god, God forbid somebody should see without clothes on right, Like, which
is I mean, what are clothes really? And I'm standing there. I
know, I was just trying to make you feel better, taking a deeper
philosophical look at it, like what are boobs exactly? You know, I
breastfed you cared tits. I make it really sexual? Yeah, what are
bodacious hotas? Anyway? Really they're just milk giving And aren't you the vessels
exactly? Maybe he doesn't know because he listens to the porn. He's like,
oh god, now I got a visual to no. Oh now,
my ears. Now I'm deaf as standing there like a blind guy having a
conversation. Well, can you put my clothes in the dry or you're like
can you leave? Please? Know you're like trapped there. I think I
knew how to towel, but if you were just still naked, and he
was like just looking to the side and you're like, I'm trapped, You're
like stuck in a mine chop. Basically you're like, sunny please just shining
his phone lighting here, You're like, oh my god, stop. I
know. I was like, just leave your clothes. I'll take care of
it. I'll put it in the thing after I'm He's like, okay,
but I need it for tomorrow. I need to be dry. I'm like,
don't worry, I got you. I got it. So then you
had to stay up to like I did, stay up like twelve thirty to
make sure he put in a little bit my timer like a good mom,
put in his clothes. He had his clothes. Everything worked out just fine,
and he can see just fine. Oh my god. That story was
good on multiple levels because just the yes, the nude today, part but
being caught nude, but also just like I feel less alone that I will
stay up until midnight washing people's clothes because I'm also Oh, yesterday Xander packed
his own lunch and he was like, mom, I packed myself lunch for
tomorrow. And I was like, DoD is fucking genius. And now if
you could just get Sadie to do it, I'd be a business because like,
with one kid packing their lunch doesn't actually save you that much time,
right right, Like I'm proud of him, proud of you, Like yeah,
and I know people are saying, well, you could just make the
kids pack their own lunch. I could, but I won't. Well,
I don't feel bad Stephanie because I made her lunch. I make her lunch.
She comes home for lunch now, so I make her her lunch.
Oh yeah, so that it's ready for her. Yeah, she walks home
for lunch. Now, she her and her friend drive home. They come
home for lunch. Oh my gosh, they eat lunch. They only have
like twenty minutes and then they're out right, but at least they come home.
They eat lunch. It's fine, but so better than door dashing.
It yeah, yeah to school. Yes, LB door Dash's stuff all the
time. I'm just like with her own money, thank god. Yeah,
because like that seems crazy, it adds up. Yeah. No, is
there a difference between door dash and like uber eats now all the same thing?
Okay, all right, just different companies. Yeah, is one cheaper
than the other? I think I don't know. I guess there's one.
If you have like a door dash pass or something, you get a discount
or if it depends. I guess whoever you're with. I'm just old school,
Like if I want a bagel, I'll just get in the car and
drive four blocks to the bagel place and order a bagel. A'll be's like
why would you do that? It's like when you could just put it on
your phone and somebody just brings a bagel to your door. I'm like,
I guess you're right. I guess I'm just stupid. Well, I mean
it's extra, No, That's what I'm saying. I guess in her mind,
well, what is she spending her money on? Besides, like she
can spend her money. She in her mind, she's like, buy work
hard for my money. I want to use it to like have a Bagel
come to my door, and I'm like, well, I work hard for
my money too, but I'm gonna use it to like buy groceries for our
house, buy you clothes and things you need, right send you to freaking
college. Yes, So a little update, although people are listening to this
on Friday, so I don't know what the date is on Friday. Monday's
a twenty four, So we're getting close to the deadline for kids to have
to determine what if they're committing to college. Deadline May first. Oh gosh,
everyone has to have chosen a college by then. Right. Yeah,
So, as you all know, Elby is between like community college and you
see Santa Cruz. So right now, as we speak, this is today's
Monday. It's Monday evening. Elbi is in Santa Cruz. She got to
Santa Cruz. They drove all day, she and John went and tomorrow morning
she'll be doing a tour and hopefully liking it. Oh, I hope she
likes it. So here's a positive thing. And I hate I know you're
going to understand. I hate to talk about Elbi because you know, she's
a private person and she has her life and her friends. Sometimes listen to
this podcast. But what I can tell you is that this is a tough
time in a lot, like not just for Elbi, but I think for
a lot of kids, and a lot of kids are disappointed by what schools
they got into. A lot of kids, most I would say a high
percentage of kids, especially this year, because it's just was very competitive this
year, are probably not going to their first choice. And I would say
probably a lot of kids can't even afford to go to their first choice.
You know, college has gotten hella expensive going to you want to go to
an out of state college, it's really pricey, and you know they a
lot of them don't give money much money. So anyway, I've already talked
about that before. So as you know, she was down to Santa Cruz,
which she was not that excited about. But she does have her BF
from camp from like Sleepaway Camp. This girl that she went to that she
was a camp counselor with last year and they were co counselors and they roomed
together at camp, and she's known her for years and years because they've always
gone to camp together since she was like eleven. Is also probably going to
go to Santa Cruz. So she was. And it's it helped because that
girl went and saw the school a couple of weeks ago. And then Elbie,
who was just really down about it, even though this she was like,
well, you know, it's just so nature e and I don't like
trees and all that. I told you that already. But she was like
in this girl, let's call her Susie. She's like, and Susie likes
nature anyway, so like she loves that shit, you know, and I
don't. So it's like she's happy about that. But it turns out I
found this out this morning. She was like, oh, well, this
is kind of good news. She goes, Actually, Susie told me that
the camp isn't quite as earthy crunchy. It's it's there is a lot of
nature there. But she said apparently Susie says that she's not that into nature
either. She just she likes camp, but she does not want to go
to college at summer camp, right, like she was also wanting like a
real school. But she said that Susie liked it and said that she was
impressed, and she thought Elbie like it good, a little more open to
it, and that she was like, and they talked about like, hey,
if we room together, we already know we get along because we lived
together all summer, right, so that's perfect. I was like, oh,
that would be great, that's usome. And I said, so are
you are you thinking no uncommunity? Are you? Are you leaning more towards
And she's like, well, I really do think I want to go away
to college, like I want the college experience. And although I've gotten more
and more excited about the prospect of her going to community college, I'm like,
oh, like, get to live at home. Here's the thing that
goes on in my head. I know I've talked this to death, but
forgive me, because this is what I'm going through right now. I go
back and forth in my brain. I'm like, there's a lot to be
said about community college, as I mean, great people like myself have dropped
out of community college. Yours truly? You? Yeah, there's a lot
of great people have dropped out of community college or gone to community college.
Right, do people have finished community college? Jusand she went to community college
and then went to season Oh she did. Okay, Yeah, So I
mean, listen, it's a viable option and it's free, which is like,
oh my god, holy shit, I could not pay for college for
two years, and you could go and experience all different types of classes and
really get to know like who you are and what you want to do,
and then in two years you could go to a college that you're actually excited
about and that you know what you want a major in for sure, and
you're guaranteed admission because you'll do this special program. All sounds good to me,
not so much to her, right, you know, yeah, because
she's not me, like she's she's a kid who's grown up around a lot
of other kids who have been very focused on going away to college. I
think it's too big a shift in her brain to go from I'm going to
college, whatever that experience is away from home, to oh, I'm going
to continue to live at home, work at my same job, right,
and take classes while all of my friends are having this like great experience and
I watched social media and they're all partying. Right, right, let's take
a quick break, okay, and we're back. Yeah. So I think
I think she's gonna go. Yeah, I think she'll end up going to
UC Santa Cruz. I think she will. I mean, unless it sucks,
which everybody said, it's a nice school, I mean, and she
hasn't toured it yet at all. Nothing. Okay, so I will say
this about her. She went she did a virtual tour, you know,
so she did it online and she was like, yeah, it sucks.
She saw the trees. Yeah, I told tree. I told you when
she got it. When she when it came down to like that was one
of her main things. She was like, I hate trees. It's like,
you can't hate trees. I mean, you don't have to be like
a tree hugger, but you don't know what. He hates trees, Like
what do you? I only like fields. Elbie, come on, open
her mind a little bit. She's like, it's all trees, like in
the middle of the freaking redwood forest. Like it's it's not it's not like
the classrooms are in a treehouse, right, Like there are buildings right.
So she is there right now with John. So they drove they left today
at eleven thirty. Yeah, and they're there. I showed but right before
you got here, I was showing Kaylin. So I'm showing Kaylin a map
where they are and they're like right by Santa Cruz and I'm like, look,
look where Elbie is and he's like, uh, San Francisco. I'm
like, no, look what have we been talking about? And he's like,
uh, Golida or whatever. I'm like, no, Kaitlin, look,
I had to show him. And he's like, oh, Santa Cruz.
You mean right there in the middle of all the trees. Yeah,
you had all of northern California up there. So yeah, they're in Santa
Cruz. How long is the drive? It's like five hours, jeez,
Luise. Yeah, but it's you could fly, she could you could fly
to San Jose and then it's I think, like a forty five minute drive.
Oh that's nice. Yeah, so that's not bad. Yeah, you're
gonna be up there all the time, aren't you. You know it?
Hell yeah, like Vicky gun Wilson going to visit her son at college.
But I think, I mean, to me, that's a lot more reasonable.
That's like okay flying Like it's like flying from LA to San Francisco,
right, it's like a a quick flight. It's like out probably like an
hour flight. It's like a forty five minute flight. Yeah, forty five
minute flight. It's like it's better than if she was even if I was
rich and could send her to University of Oregon, where she wants to go.
I mean, I'll the flights back and forth, and you can't.
I mean to drive there. That's like that's too much. It's like driving
cross country to me. Yea like too far. But I think this is
reasonable. She we could drive up there sometimes and sometimes we could fly.
Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, fly her home, she could. How
do you think the twins are gonna feel with her gone? I think they'll
miss her. Yeah, yeah, I think they'll be sad. Yeah,
they're attached to her. Yeah, they'll probably get more attention, right,
Yeah, it's gonna be weird. I'm gonna miss her so much. If
she I was already like when she said I think I want to go to
college, I got this like feeling in my chest, like a little you
know, But I couldn't. I kept my faith, you know, because
I was getting I was getting a little bit excited at the idea of like
her living at home. But truth be told, because it is it's still
expensive. Even though it's a state school. You sees our expensive, it's
not. It should ain't cheap, and you got to pay for the housing
all of that stuff. It's gonna be like forty thousand dollars a year,
which is not nothing, right, And then are you going to go up
there and help or like decorate a room and do all that stuff? I
guess you whatever parents do. Yeah, cat, do you know what to
do? I don't know. I'll figure it out. Yeah, but I
but the thing is, as I said to Elby, I was like,
you know, as much as you know, you know, I think community
college is a very very reasonable, could be a great option. But if
that's not what you want to do, I was like, you know,
you've always been the kid who's like you're ready, like you're ready for things.
Like I retold her the story I said, when you were you know,
two years and ten months is when she started preschool. I said,
you never had a day of like um attachment, Like what do you call
it when they're when they don't want to you to leave them? You call
that separate anxiety? Yeah, I said, you never had a day of
it. I brought you in there. They had all these toys and you
I remember what she was wearing, like, I remember she was wearing this
little like cammy camasol type of she was a little chunky, and she had
these little like green sweatshirts shorts on, and this little cute camasol and she
with their little curls. Whole chubby. She was like a little fat baby.
So even when she was like, you know, two and almost three,
she had to wear those little suspenders that hooked their hands to their t
shirt or a Crackwood show. Yeah. I remember bringing her to the preschool
and she walked into the room. It was what they had this first day
of preschool thing where the kids went in first, went into it with the
teacher, and then the parents all had to go into like this office area
and like eat a muffin and cry, and a lot of the kids were
like one of their moms still not Elbie. Elbie was like, they had
one of these Fisher Price toys. It was like a plastic toy where the
car it's like a like a plate parking garage and there's like a little elevator
for the car to go up and down. And Elbie was like, holy
shit, this is the coolest toy I've ever seen. You know. She
was like, oh my god, I love that toy. Went right over
that toy. I was like, okay, bye, Elbie, I'm gonna
be in the other room. By I'm not gonna be here. She was
like audio the way out. So I left, and then when I went
back in, she did not want to leave. The other kids were like
grabbing their moms and dads and like, you know, we were kidding their
moms. Yeah, park And I was like, Elbie, it's time to
tell and she's like no, and I'm like, yeah, we're not.
This is right, And she was like, are we gonna come back?
And I was like yes. And then every day she'd be like, there
school today in a good way though, ye like not like unlike Sadie who's
now like, oh there every day she's hated school. Albie every day was
just like is there school today? Yeah? Because so right away I had
to sign her up for five days a week. She was like, couldn't
get enough of it. Then I think I've told you the story. Then
she wanted to sleep there. I was like I signed her up just for
the morning into like, yeah, one you could, and then they all
the kids napped at once, so I would pick her up at one and
she was like, why don't I get to stay and sleep and I was
like, it's kind of genius, Like, if that's what you want to
do, yeah, Because I was writing a book at that time. So
I was like, Okay, well, I guess I'll just pay. But
if you paid for the nap, you basically had to pay for a full
day, right, So I ditched the babysitter and I paid for a full
days of nursery school, preschool and then but then I would pick her up
by like you could stay till six, But I was like that felt like
child abuse to me. I know. I was like, I gotta pick
her up. So I would come at like three, right after the nap,
but she would be like, oh hell though, she'd be we're just
having our after xs that like are you high? Go away? It's so
funny. I mean she was not even three and she's like, mom,
stop Like so I'd be like okay. So I would start coming later and
later, and then i'd be like coming at four and she'd be like,
oh my god, it's tricycle time. Are you kidding me? Like,
Mom, I'm going through the sand, I'm looking for gems and he just
started this activity. So pretty soon I would I wouldn't come at six I
was like, I gotta draw the line four thirty. That's as long as
you're staying. And then I'd be like, no, we have to go.
She would cry, not wanting to leave, and then I'd have to
be like, I'll take you to McDonald's. And then the teachers would be
like what like, looking at me. I'm like, I'm sorry, it's
the happy meal. Yeah, wow, the briber to leave, she's any.
I told her that I reminded her of that story of how she was
like always when she's ready for the next thing. Yeah, Like how she
went to a small elementary school and a small middle school and she said,
I want to go to a big high school. And when she started at
her big high school, she was like all about it. Yeah. She
went from a very small school to a huge school and never never looked back.
I loved it. And that's what she's gonna do with Santa Cruz.
If she decides she if she wants to go away to college, then she's
gonna have to make Santa Cruz work and she's gonna have to like go in
there hoping to like it. She's probably gonna like it. She's probably gonna
like it. We'll see I'm excited. That's exciting. Wow, I know
I believe I'm going to go through that first. I know, I know
I'm only a year and a half ahead of you. I know. I
don't want to think about it. It's not crazy. Yeah. Yeah,
it felt like a long time when our kids were little, Like when my
kids were you know, two and a half and years were five. That
distance was just like, oh my god, how when are my kids gonna
be? No? Four? Your kids were so my twins were like three
and a half maybe and your kids were five, right, and it felt
like nightmare ever. Yeah, like it was like, oh, my kids
will never be like yours. Yeah, my twins. Yeah, and you're
like they'll get there. Yeah, it's gonna get that's right, that's right.
Yeah. Now we got a lot of our listeners in the mail room.
I know. Now he got Klin. What else do you have going
on? What's happening with your kidlets? My kids are fine, except for
you know, walking in on me undressing, right, ITALI is good.
They're going to stagecoach this weekend. What Yeah, their dad's taking them.
Oh really yeah, because he's going to Yeah I guess. So he took
her to see I don't know, who's some country guy that was on Kimmel
the other night. He took her and he's playing there, mum. So
yeah, they're going. They're gonna be gone this weekend, just gonna be
me and fell Yeah wow yes, so uh yeah. So they're driving up
there. Sonny's not really like he got invited along, So he's Italia's going
with like four of her girlfriends. Sonny's bringing one friend. He's taking all
of those. They all bought their own tickets. Oh okay, yeah,
they all got their own tickets. Are they all staying together. They're all
staying together with Yeah, they got a house. Oh they got a house
and Adams staying at the house too. Yeah okay. And Sonny was invited
and so he's bringing a friend and he was like, I don't I'm not
interested in any of the music. Natalia loves that music. She likes country
music, but Sonny not so much. But he's like, I'm not gonna
pass up a weekend, you know, go on a trip. So him
and his friend, they're driving up together. Sonny's friends driving. Oh,
they're driving. Where is it. It's it's the same place as right,
don't they just turn it into stage Yeah Indio or India Indio. Oh,
that's not that far. It's like Palm Springs area. Yeah, hello,
outside of Palm Springs. Yeah, I don't know how long that drive is.
Why didn't I think it was in Texas? Oh? No, no,
where have I been? Yeah? Where have you been? All these
Bachelor contestants are always going to stage coach. Oh, really cooking up with
each other pre Bachelor in Paradise. But is stagecoach travel around the country.
I don't know. No, I think I think it's in California. I
think I just had some I don't know. Yeah, I was just wrong.
Yeah. So they're driving Sonny's friends driving in Italian and her best friend
and then a couple of our other friends are driving up. So yeah,
anyway, they're gonna be gone this weekend. So okay, Yeah, it's
just gonna be me in phil It's weird when they're and pretty soon wait till
your kids get old enough to go to do a weekend by themselves. Yeah,
that's gonna be weird. Yeah, it's the creasy just thinking like all
of a sudden, they're just old, I know, and all of a
sudden, like Elbody's just making like she's just over eighteen. She can old
enough to rented Airbnb on her own, with her own with her credit card,
like putting it on her card. All her friends are the ones that
are still seventeen chipping in. They're all going away for the weekend. Now,
it's odd when parents aren't cool with it. Like it's always like the
one parent who's like, no, I'm not cool with it, and they're
all like okay, they're like they all think they're adults. Yeah, they
literally. Elbody's gone away twice now by herself. She went to Big Bear
with her friends, remember that, And then she went to Palm Springs with
a whole group. They got a big house and it's like they're like grocery
shopping, Like I'm like, weird, I don't know, I don't I
don't like that. No adult, Like no, nobody's gonna be around.
Nope, I don't like that. Not looking forward to that. You know,
it's not bad though, yeah, once it is weird when it first
happens and you're like, oh my god, I don't know what to do,
Like you feel a little bit like I don't know how to navigate this
I'm not sure if what I'm doing. It's like you see yourself from above
and go, am I handling this correctly? Like should I be allowing this?
And then you quickly go back and forth with like how was I parented?
But how did that turn out? Right? Like maybe how should I
have been parented? But then how would that have turned out? But then
like who's my kid? Are they responsible? Like exactly? You know?
And then you weigh all of those things in a matter of like a minute,
you know, and then you go all right, yeah, like you
know, it's it's like, now she's got her boyfriend and then her best
friend's boyfriend. That's the four of them are a foursome, right, and
then the one other boy's parents, who I've known for a long time since
second grade, right invited them for a weekend. And I'm like, okay,
but the parents are going to be there for the weekend. But it's
still weird that she's going. But but they the boys slept in the guesthouse
and from what I was told, and the mom set the alarm for the
house at night to make sure. And I love her these parents, so
I trust, I trust the parents. But still that's that's weird too,
like my daughter going up with her boyfriend for like I don't know. See,
here's what it comes down to once they're and I mean Elbie was behind
in this scenario because you know, she didn't even she didn't have a boyfriend
until this year. So this is she didn't have a boyfriend when she was
sixteen. So I don't know how I would have handled that, you know.
But now she has a pretty serious boyfriend, Like they've been together like
six months, so they're doing what they're doing, Like it's kind of none
of my business at this point. And I mean, you know what I'm
saying. And it's like, so I know what's happening, So like as
long as she's and when I say being safe, I don't even mean like
birth control, but I mean as long as she's she understands how to take.
You know, she's a responsible kid. So it's like I want to
make sure that my kids would know what to do, like if one of
their friends over drank or if but they do, Like she's been in enough.
I feel like at this age, my daughter's been in enough situations that
I think she is can handle herself, right, you know, And I
think your kids earn that, like they go through enough stuff, they make
enough correct decisions and we and then you just go, oh shit, like
this is right, shit just got real right, Like my kid is they're
getting off with her friends a couple of hours away. There are no parents
there. But then you go, but what when are we what would a
parent stop them from? Like Elbody's like over eighteen, I know, like
she literally almost eighteen and a half, Like she'll be nineteen this year.
Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's it's weird because it does come up on
you fast, and these things like that we thought were kind of unthinkable.
I remember her being at a party ninth grade, you know, fourteen at
her friend's house, and all these kids had alcohol. I told the story
of the Patriot, and I was scandalized. I was horrid. I was
like, what kind of parent would allow kids to be bringing alcohol into their
house? It's like and Elbe was like, I'm so uncomfortable. Remember she
was like I need to be picked up. This is horrible, Like these
people are drunk, right, you know, but like yeah, yeah right,
like get like oh yes yeah, and then you can't help. But
compare it to like I always I think everything with my kids is better than
when I was their age. So I don't know what. I don't know
if that's like you can't compare. I know, I know, but you
can't compare. But I can. I can say like my kids are a
hundred times safer like my kids are not. I know for a fact,
Sadie and Xander aren't drinking every weekend. Yeah. I was drunk every weekend
at fifteen and a half. Yeah, it's totally drinking of fourteen. Yeah,
I was constant. I was throwing up every weekend drinking too much.
Yeah. They're not even going to the rarely go anywhere, right right,
Yeah, So it's it is interesting sunnies with his friends. They they do
that. They drive around, there's like nothing for them to do. They
saved a dog the other night, really, yeah, what happened. They
went they were going golfing and they were going down this long, windy road.
It was like seven o'clock at night. There was a dog, like
a German shepherd, on the side of the road, just laying there,
and they pulled over and it was clearly injured and they didn't know what to
do, so they called nine one one nine one one they said to call
the Humane Society. The Humane Society, they stayed with the dog. Eventually
the owner of the dog came driving up and his girlfriend took the dog for
a walk. She couldn't control the dog because he took off, and so
she let go of the leash and he ran and he got hit by a
car and hurt his back. He broke his back, I think, and
they had to like load him into the to the back of the car.
They helped him and they wished him luck. Yeah, I know, so
sad, but but yeah, and then they go they go golfing, and
then it's like, so, what'd you do Saturday night? Whoa, We
just drove around listening to music, you know. And I love his friend
that drives. He's a good he's a good kid. He's been driving for
a long time. He's a safe driver. But you know, but yeah,
I mean they got good heads on their shoulder. You know. Natalia's
like she's matured so much in the last six months. She's getting great grades.
She doesn't miss school, she's never late, she's always early. She's
and she's kicking ass like she's and she's working out like every day, Like
I went with to Barry's boot Camp again with her the other you did yes,
yeah, yeah, yeah, let's let's take a break and then we're
back. So yeah, Berry's boot Camps again. Yeah, because do you
have a death wish? I know because I was out with her. We
were we were running errands and she was like, I don't know, it
was like a Wednesday, No, it was Thursday night, and she goes,
so, so we're on our way home and I was like hungry and
looking forward to getting home. And then she goes, oh, h can
you can you drop me off at Berries? Because she's looking at her app
and she's like, I want to take the six twenty class. And I'm
like okay and she and she goes, my friends are gonna meet me there,
so they'll drive they'll drive me home, but can you just drop me
off at Berries? I'm like okay, And then I pull in and then
she's like, oh, they're not coming, and I'm like they're not and
she's like no, they can't make it, and I go, well,
then you're gonna need a ride home? Do you want me to? Do
you want me to? And I was dressed for the class. I could
take the class. You were in yoga pants. I was wearing yoga pants
and a T shirt. And I was like, should I take the class
with you? And she's like, yeah, if you want to. She's
like, you don't have to, and I was like, nah, I
want to. So I took the class. You know. Yeah, it's
just it's so like so hard, especially when you're not used to working out
at that intensity. Right, It's just but I go at my old pace
like screw that, I'm not going on the incline nine. She does.
She listened to everything that the instructor says she does. I can't believe that.
Yeah, she's crazy. But but yeah, did the Berries boot camp.
Yeah it was fun. But I think I'm gonna take a pilates class.
I miss I missed working out like I missed that regular I know,
I know, I gotta get back into it. And now thought I'm not
writing every day, Like I had an excuse for six months to just eat
cookies and sit on my ass because I was writing a book. Yeah,
I'd be like, I'm writing a book. Yeah, Like sorry, can't
work out right now? I'm not. Yeah, So now every day I'm
like, I'm not writing a book right now right, I need to work
out. But so I went. I looked on Club Pillates app in my
neighborhood, and I'm like, okay, I'll take a class. All of
them waitlist wait list, wait list, wait list, like real, fuck,
I okay, tomorrow, I'll take a last next day Nope, next
day, nope No. So I so I registered for a class for this
Thursday last week on Thursday because they're all their classes were wait listed. I
don't get it. I guess it's reformers are only like six of them or
something in the class. But yeah, I missed Pilllates. I used to
do it really religiously all the time, and I loved it. It's a
good workout. Julie casem Our friend. Julie used to tea like got trained
to teach ladies. Yeah. I remember she was in a class with Dane
Cook's girlfriend. Oh really, are they married now? Yeah? I think
they're just girlfriend, Like, yeah, that's that. She was like super
sweet. They did a whole training things together. I think, I don't
I forgot where it was. They had to go away for it. Yeah,
but it was like an intense training thing. She got trained. She
had a reformer at her house, and then she stopped doing that, and
then she went back to work, didn't she. Yeah, she went to
work. She's a she works. Yeah, she works at a school.
Oh, she's like a teaching assistant. N she's been doing that for you
a few years now. Yeah, she loves it. That's nice. Yeah.
And meanwhile, I got Mike Gerstein coming and do laundry at my house
tonight. Oh no, he's Bawn. Yes, he's coming to your condo
or your house, Mike condo. He's like, I'm gonna go to the
laundry, man, I need to do And I was like, you can
come do your laundry at my house. He's like, really, I can't
go. Yeah, but you gotta wait until after I'm done with my podcast.
So, oh, that's so funny. Where's he staying somewhere else?
He's got like an Airbnb for like sixty bucks? Oh right, right,
right right, yeah, like right here, like in Burbank somewhere that's not
sixty maybe it's like seventy five, but it's where somebody's living there, right,
Yeah, that's in a room with somebody else. Yeah, we talked
about that. Yeah, did we talk about that off the air though,
no. I think we talked about it on the show about people sharing and
breakfast. Yes, okay, yeah, yeah, yest week. Yeah yeah,
that's that's like, yeah, I wouldn't want I wouldn't want to do
that. But good for him, Yeah, good for him. Are you
watching? What are you watching? Oh? Well, first of all,
Succession is so freaking good. I know you guys didn't watch it, but
last night was really good. But I have a new podcast for you.
Okay, okay, it's really good. And you know I don't often I
haven't lately had podcasts for you. So I'll listen to like a new podcast
and then I get sick of it right away. Yeah. But this is
called hold On. I have to get the exact title for you. It's
called I'm Gonna Go Oh, It's called why Can't We talk about Amanda's Mom?
And it's a on ID. It's like ID Network. It's so it's
a crime thing. Okay, it's really good. It's very well produced.
It's a story. It's like a I normally don't like these kind of unsolved
like they're trying to solve it as they do the podcast, but it's super
interesting. Is it? Is it a TV show too, or is it
just a podcast? No, it's a podcast, okay, because you know
dateline, dateline, Yes, this is a podcast. What's it about.
It's about this woman who was this they found this body, decapitated body,
okay, and she was a sex worker. But and a lot of people
kind of wrote it off as like it be it went unsolved and got cold
because it was like, well, she's just a you know, people were
like, ash, she's a prostitute, you know, but she has a
daughter. She had a daughter and like a mom who loved her and you
know. And so this woman takes on this cold case with this other guy
who's like a X cop and they start going down leads and like looking at
different people, and they play a lot of interviews with people, and it's
a lot of like, oh shit, I like this guy for it.
Well wait a minute, I like this guy for it. And there's a
lot of like background stuff, like they talk about a serial killer who had
a similar motivate. You know, I don't love serial killer stuff, but
it was very interesting because it was like, well, could it be this
serial killer who has a very similar m O? But what about this guy
who's like telling some Wies and it's very very good. I've listened to it's
so I've there were six episodes. I it might be over for now,
but there there will problem. We'd be more. Okay, did what's her
face ever? Gets sentenced? The one that podcast that we listened to?
Oh about that lady who fake cancer? Oh yeah remember that one? Remember
them? That podcast? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no, I was
thinking of the one with the blood she wanted to do the testing of the
blood. Oh Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, yeah, she did get sentenced.
I think. Yeah, she's in jail. She's in prison. She okay,
yeah, and then she was trying to get out because she's saying she
wants to a new trial. Yeah she got sentenced. Okay, I'm pretty
sure. Kaylin right years? Yeah yeah, yeah, she had eleven years,
right, yeah? Yeah what he said? Yeah all right? Oh
my gosh. Oh. Also, I played, um poker, you did?
Huh? What'd you do? How sad you do? I lost?
But I was so fun. You didn't have hosted at your house. I
didn't host it at my house. It was at my friend Ross's house,
and um, but it was all the you know, it's just like me
and a bunch of guys. It really is just so fun too. I
just love it. I really want to. I'm so excited to have like
something to do. I did like two things in a row this weekend.
Saturday night, I played poker and like till late. Even though I get
up so early that, like by twelve I used to be able to like
stay out really late. By twelve thirty, I was dying. I was
like, oh my god, I can't, like I have to go,
I have to lose. I was like, all in right, I gotta
go home. Yeah. And then last night I went to for my friend's
birthday. We went out like a bunch of girls, went out for dinner.
Where you go It's like, I'm crazy. Yeah, this place called
white Heart. It was like an English pub. Oh I ate some like
fish and chips and fries. Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, yeah
nice. Yeah you went out last weekend too, both both I think I
did. I did the Give a Mouse a Cookie. And then Sunday we
went to The Love Is Blind Blind And then, as you know, so
much backlash against you and Nick and Jessica, I mean Nick, and she
apologized or something, but she was we thought she was good. She was
great. She was fine. I mean, I'm sure it wasn't appreciated when
she was like harping on like when are you gonna have a baby? I
get that people get sensitive about that and they find it to be very um.
But here's the problem. It was live, you know, it wasn't
really it was live to tape in one hour, so she had to ask
them. They're like huh. She was so aggressive with asking the questions.
What do you want from her? And you if she wasn't, you'd be
like wow, you just let them all slide like on, like giving you
these PC answers. You know, it's like she had to push them and
question them and make them cough up some dirt or they're not going to right
right. It's they don't get six hours like the freaking Housewives where Andy can
wear them down. I mean, it's just it's fast and furious and like,
get off her button, I know, get off of her. She
was great, she was great. Yeah, all right, all right.
We did all of our shout outs on the other show. Oh yeah,
so I was just wrapping it up. Okay, all right, thanks Kaylin,
any last words, Kaylin, thank you, thank you? All right,
fuck off? I love that. Don't you. You're a parent now,
don't have it up. Letting good