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Wow, what a show we have for you tonight, A special show,
the Killer Asteroid Show that we put together after weeks and weeks of planning.
But first, before we get to that, let's introduce the members of
the Posse Girls. He's here across the puddle. Across the puddle, probably
hasn't had fish and chips in a while, but no matter what, get
your clinics, get your fans, sit yourselves down. I'll get your squeegee
you lou What am I missing there? I know I'm missing a key element.
Does box of wipes? That's it? Thank you one one. He's
the very famous one one over there in England. One. Well, you
know, in case the emergencies, I bring my own wife. That's beside
the point. But anyway, man, pleasure to be here, pleasure to
be anywhere at this point in my life, and I'm glad to be in
once again, part of the show. Part of the show. I lived
for this from week to week. Good to him. You know when I'm
on the show, I'm in like a perpetual state of having fun. So
that's kind of okay, goals objectives. That's called ecstasy, taking ecstasy or
you feel thank you, one actual state of bliss, having fun. Good.
That's good. Good name for an album. Everything okay. Over there
in England, the can's good. You know, nothing's operating properly and uh,
SuDS Water is bankrupt and including the whole country, the trains aren't running
and because of the wet weather we have a crisis. That was called beer,
bread and biscuits meaning, uh, there's wheat involved, there's grains involved
in all those products and we could have a problem with it. Okay,
wasn't that the name of that album? Got the Eurovision But but but contests
coming up? Oh really? Yeah? What does that like? Who has
talent and europe Talent from around the world participate. And it's uh usually held
in the London area, I thought, sometimes it's held in other countries like
Ireland, and it was held in Liverpool last year. I forget where it's
being held this year. But was a winter one time. Yeah, they
got they got their chops at the euro was a Eurovision champion first Lean Dion.
I was told it was a contestant. Okay, yeah, that that
makes sense. Nobody ever heard of her until the Eurovision and the Lord of
the Dance, Oh yeah him, yeah, okay, what's his name?
Michael something? Michael uh Jackson, Michael Jackson anyway again flatless flat or something,
Michael Flatley. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you have.
I don't know if you ever watched the show Third Rock from the Sun,
which is a very very funny show, very kind of I don't know what
the subversive show in a lot of ways, and and ahead of its time.
And one and they do an episode where they just make fun of that
guy like you wouldn't believe, you know, and the interviewed John, who's
the guy that John Lithgow at a reunion He said the So why'd you do
that? He says, because that guy is such an asshole, we just
had to do it, you know. And I guess he was. He
really went for his head, that was he used to be cool and you
know, and it went to his head not quite so flamboyant. Yeah that's
a word. And he turned Aileen off because we sused to like watching him,
and he became more than lord of the dance. He became like a
lord of everything that moves, the god of dance. Yeah, well where's
he now? But the dancers that he hired were excellent, right if you
could just watch them, right? Yes, not him so much. I
mean it was fun to watch. They would dance in a way she just
turned it off. They would have their hands to their sides, but they
would dance with their feet because an island, everything was so screwed up that
it wasn't nice to dance with your hands and your feet, so you just
danced with your feet. Okay, Is is that really where the tradition?
Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because so you know, no wonder
everyone drinks that anyway. Also with us is national correspondent International correspondents switched late
Steve wad switching. Great to be here representing the entire globe tonight. M
h. It was switching from Scotland, so he knows what I'm talking about,
right, switch. Well, I do have a lineage from Scotland.
Okay, so that's that's at least partly true. Okay, well, thank
you. Switch everything okay, with you, everything is beyond wonderful. You
had a visitor last week, and I did a special visitor. We want
to hear all about it once I introduce everyone. How's that? Okay?
Sounds good. Can you contain yourself tonight? I listen, my my middle
name is contained? Really yes, you should be a basketball player. Also
with us, well, let's get this over with no sorry in the studio
with us is the getaway driver out right? Now? Out? Wow?
Thanks thanks for the introduction. Okay, great to be here. You know,
I'm even if I'm an afterthought, not after thought you're before. Yeah,
but the way, but it was the inflection and wording. I think
that it didn't I buy two drinks for you about a half hour ago.
Now you're going this is where we're going. True? But I did drive
here, King of the Beast, that's true, you know, Matthew did
say after thought, here we go. Also, thank you Al for joining
us. Thanks talking to you also with us well as our security chief Willie.
Club well leaning tonight, especially the club Willie. How are you?
You know? I'm doing very good and thank you very much for asking.
Okay, Well, I've been sitting here contemplating. Now I was listening to
jall one one to what his goals and objectives are the show. Yes,
I've been thinking about mine and I haven't met my goals or objectives. I
think, since you know, being part of this team. So I got
some work to do and I'll tell you more about it a later day.
But I think we are to all look at our goals and objectives. I
know what Mike calls out thirsty moves first, stovid galley afterwards, if we
make both of those, and it's also good he had that our friends which
he had a guest, and what can we get to that? That's uh,
he's a class day big spender, he really is. Don't worry.
I'm going to play special music once he tells the story. Also with us
though, as favor good Witch up there in sideways in the eye in her
spring wardrobe. As it turns out, Raven is with us. Raven,
Hi, my friends, thank you so much for having me. Is it
just me? I think we should applaud the spring rod robe, please everyone
please? It was really really humid here this morning, okay really yeah,
well yep, and then we had a little I don't know if we do
a thunderstorm or just rained but it cooled down a lot, but it's still
kind of hot. You know what's weird is I we saw a rainbow this
morning at like six fifty in the morning. There was a thunderstorm at like
five point thirty, and then we saw there. When did you see a
rainbow in the morning anyway? I well that that's six fifteen, So I
feel like that I was that rainbow. Oh really? Okay, yeah,
craving the rainbow, that's what it was. Also with us down then,
and now let me introduce Let me introduce doctor Bob Frist because every show needs
a doctor. Doctor Bob is with us in Chicago. Doctor Bob, how
are you? Hello, Max, Hello, everyone, see all of you.
Well, I was impressed at the beginning of the show where you were
talking about the three bees, beer bread and oh that's right. Yes,
okay, Well then you know, as a I started out my professional career
as a musician. Yes, when I used to play with symphony orchestras and
big bands and jazz rock bands. Yes, and the trumpet players in the
bands used to have three bees too, and we were brains, belly and
balls. Way's the sound section. I don't know, those are all necessary
two out of three. Okay, oh please tap dance. When I was
a kid, I used to listen to well oh no, my aunt Latin
at Harvard University and Toughs in her spare time. Uh, subscribe me to
the Record of the Month Club, which was all classical music. You'd have
the performance inside a in an analysis of the performances. That's really cool.
It was excellent. I'm trying to remember the label, but it was the
same company that it was, probably Columbia. It was a Record of the
Month Club and it wasn't you know, popular music. It's all classical music,
very very well recorded stuff. No, they weren't like cheap, run
of the mill, off brand label stuff. It was really good stuff.
The records was called The Understanding. The Orchestra with the groups of the strings,
the woodwinds, the brass, and the percussion. We will always have
the question, what category is the piano? What category is the piano?
In Bob, it's a percussion instrument. Yeah, that's funny, Yeah it
is, yeah, yeah, percussionion. Have have you ever heard of a
trumpet player by the name of Maynard Ferguson, Yeah, sure, yeah,
yeah. He screeches really high. Yeah. Well, I was at a
concert that he was at and I was in the front row, and this
was outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he was screeching so high on that
note. It was so loud he blew his wisdom tooth out of the pocket.
Yeah yeah, okay, why go to the Dennis, Yeah, good
dent. Listen, we have one more. Person asked what's your name,
sir? And he said, I kind of forgot. I'm Dizzy No mainan
for in Inastant. But but who's the guy who had the trumpet and it
had the bent? That was Dizzy Blesbie. Okay, yeah, yeah,
okay. It was a great trumpeters back then. Yeah yeah, wow yeah
yeah. But you know what, even though I've been doing this deep dive
into Miles Davis, he hated all of them. He said, that's not
what jazz should be. It shouldn't be smiling and Louis Armstrong and all that
stuff. It should be continually progressing, you know. Anyway, you know
what he hadn't his band Doctor Bob. He had a bass, but he
also had a four string piccolo bass and that was the league guitar. A
guy named Foley played it. A four string piccolo bass. Me neither,
but this guy is unbelievable. On him, it's a high base. It
sounds like the Four Streams on a regular time. Anyway. Also joining us
is super Fan down there in North Carolina, Susan. Susan, kay,
super k How you doing well? Is that a cat hand? No,
it's just a beer. I'm sorry, I am saying, Oh, how
much did you guys have to drink? We will tell you we we kind
of low balled it tonight, as it turned out, that was the plan.
But you can see it's working well. Susan, Everything okay with you?
Yes, thank you so much for inviting me again. It's always a
pleasure and I love seeing you all in your smiling faces. In Raven you
look amazing. Okay, all right, the rest of us don't, but
Raven does. Is apparently you look amazing as well. Obviously. Well,
listen to Susan, now you were. As it turns out, we'll put
a little self auf on music here. What was appropriate you visited Switch last
week? Was it last week? Time goes so fast? Okay? It
was last Wednesday. I had the best time. It was the best weather.
Really, I just we packed so much I could only stay Wednesday to
Thursday ahead. We did so much in those two days. It was amazing.
Did you get your shots before you went? Oh, that's not right,
but did you Now? It turns out I got my shots. I'd
been newtered, so everything was good. It's not the shot we were talking
about switching. But okay, So what kind of the world wants to know
what kind of a guy you switch? Really? We know we know switch
through the Zoom universe that we've been a couple of times. What is he
like? Susan? He is the kindest, most generous. He's just an
amazing human being. I can dispel the rumors. The hair is real.
It can you tell us how you determine that? Let's go there after after
that? But I really he was just a wonderful host, and he's a
living legend in that town. Everywhere he goes, if they know of him.
It was there was only six people, well, I mean five of
them know them. And I have to say Susan was a phenomenal guest.
It was just great to be able to show her around uh plaint pleasant,
West Virginia in the Mothman territory, and she just really seemed to enjoy herself.
That's that's great, seem to address. And by the way, Mac,
you're gonna love to hear this. Uh. She came into my abode
and my cats, my three cats absolutely adored Susan. I mean they just
warmed right up to her. Immediately turn off the music rising wow, because
cats could be very finicky, especially the strangers. But they were, yeah,
they were, they were just they just loved for the death. I
couldn't believe it, even my cats. I mean they run when someone new
comes in. Switchy cats came right to me. Yes, Met, I
brought a little goodie back on you. That just c my hypothesis said.
There, they're in it for food in a place to sleep, that's it.
But let me ask you this still Susan okay, without going to Mac
after the oh did did did? Did? Did you out to dinner?
Witch? Switchy? Did he bring you out for dinner or anything? Absolutely?
We spent the entire day together. Once I got there, we went
till lunch, We went to dinner, We went and sat at the local
pizza joint and had a couple of cold ones. We talked about things,
and it was I couldn't have asked for anything better, and we sat at
the in Village Pizza. This is where a Mothman sighting took place when it
was tinies back in nineteen sixty seven. Susan and I sat at the Mothman
table that's laminated has all kinds of photographs from the Mothman Festival and so forth,
and Susan even got to gaze upon photographs of my handsome time is there
now? You can see it here on zoom. Unfortunately the people online cannot
see this. I'm standing next to neck Nick Redfern, yes, and the
men in black. You don't have your shirt on? Switch what's going on?
Underwear? Okay? So you know you know club you should not be
wearing your underwear outside your pants. Well, listen, trying to start a
trend. So so you think they were talking about Switchy before and now they're
really talking about them, right, come on, he's hanging out with this
blonde. Did you You didn't drive the vet up there, did you?
No? I did not. I rented a car just for you know,
I didn't want to worry. It's a it was like a four hour half
hour drive. Yeah, w a lot just in gas alone to you lie.
So that's good. So did you go to Hooterahs tutors whatever they call
it. We did go to Tutors. Yes, I had an amazing breakfast.
I had a piece of ham and a gigantic pancake as big as the
plate switch it's not been exaggerating. Well, that's sounds good. So everything
went well? Five star, would you say? From both of YouTube?
Yeah, absolutely, I'm I'm speechless. It was. I had the best
time, and we literally went non stop until we were we were shocked.
We were like, oh my gosh, it's no stop. We can we
can edit these things. So watch the best the best time, you know.
I hope that all my guests are as much fun and gracious as Susan
was, even if it happened to be club the Clubster. Oh but I
don't know if that's going to happen. Well, you don't never say never.
Yeah, you invite I'll be there anyway. Thank you very much for
reporting on that. We're all wondering and now we know, all right,
switchy who though right, I'll tell you why don't we do this? Why
don't we we have a top ten tonight? Tonight is a special kill the
Fiery asteroid show and talking a lot about asteroids. But when don't we get
the top ten out of the way right now? I know club will vote
for that, and I think Raven has the top ten, and I let
me you better. What is the headline? I kind of forget. This
is top ten reasons why club is looking forward to an asteroid hit. Top
ten reasons why club is looking forward to the asteroid hitting the Earth. Okay,
let's stop the music here, please Raven. Number ten. He sold
all his beachfront property in California in anticipation of owning new beachfront property in Arizona.
All right, that's just good for Douci plant money. Number nine,
please ring. He heard that Hostess Bakeries was going out of business. That's
why go on? As it turns on? Number eight? Please, why
go on? Some question? A psychic told him not to worry because the
asteroid will probably hit on the other side of the planet where all the icky
people live. Hey, when I was fifty to fifty? Next please number
seven. The way the Red Sox are playing, what's the point of going
on? Well, that's true? Next please rave um Number six. He
joined a secret club the other day. They gave him two Snickers bars,
a pair of Khakis, thirty five cents in change, and a bunk bed
of his own. Who gets that? Who gets that? Heaven's Skates Gate,
Heaven's Gate Away Team. I guess nice Please Number five. He knew
this day was coming ever since he gave his fourth grade none the finger behind
her back. You know that? Nice please rive Number four. With each
passing hour, he has more and more doubts that Superman will save the day.
This is his top ten reasons why looking forward to the asteroid hitting us.
Please number whenever it is three. I think he's on the waiting list
for entry into Raven's underground end of the world party. What's the wait?
That's the tick, Raven's Rave, Raven's Yes, nice number two if it
eliminates every cat in the world too. Yeah, he's cool with that.
Okay, stay win, win, win, win with I think you guys
about you're severely out number care That's okay. We're not giving up though,
please Raven. And this is the number one reason why club is looking forward
to an asteroid hitting uh. With a little luck, after the smoke clears,
he'll be able to take switches place right ya, Wow understand. Wow,
Okay, that was good. Why don't we leave him laughing and take
the commercial break down and when we're right back after this, and you'll listen
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Killa Asteroid show. Please stay tuned. We'll be right back after this.
And now the further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of Max's new book,
How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught? Mac Malone Schell,
this is Lois. Hello, Lewis al Ferrari, give me Mac.
I'm sorry, Al. He's doing his court ordered CST at the moment.
CST. What's that? A time zone cat sensitivity training? You know,
after the incident? Can I help you? Well, look, I just
heard from Amazon that Max's new book, How to Dump a Body at Sea
and Nuck Get Caught is selling like hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now,
I'm touring to you know, promote the book, calling from Vegas.
Well, that's great to hear. Did they tell you why people like it
so much? Well, one guy said, I must have been a pretty
smart, juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed. How I turned to Toyota into
a Rolls Royce. Somebody else said it was cool that I ripped off seas,
and somebody was shocked that the mob was pissed off of me because of
one lousy they old plum, one little plum. And that's all in the
book, you know it. There's also, you know, particular advice like
how to torch a car and how to make lots of money in prison,
which I did, though it might have gotten me killed. Also dangerous making
friends with a p iconic parrot, which ain't exactly easy. I'm bad.
So anyway, I'm on this book tour and I'm in a place to call
the Kitten Ranch, just outside of Vegas. I swear I thought it was
a place where they raised kittens. Oh my gosh. So when they found
out who I was, like a big celebrity or something, they asked me
if I wanted to be part of a movie about cats. You're adorable,
sweetie. Now they wanted me to make a movie with what they call a
quote unquote tasteful nude scene. Oh my gosh, al is that even possible?
I don't know. I passed out right after the yell action. And
now they want five hundred bucks. I have to wash dishes for a month
here. You don't want to know what the kitchen is like in a cat
house. Oh so it is a place where they raise cats. Just have
back. Give me a call, sweetheart, and remember remind everybody to check
out Max new book how to Dump a Body at Sea and it taught starting
me Al Ferrari my Namazon dot com. H Welcome back everyone to Macloney's Middle
Tracks show here in the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is macmaloney, well
on the show we have for you tonight, special Killer Asteroid Show. Let
me quickly introduce the members of the Posse Girls c C, I won't very
famous. One one across the puddlewone O macll everybody. It's gonna be a
good show tonight. I can tell Jennets don't feel it. Okay, good,
I'm glad you do. Also with us is our international correspondence, which
Steve Woods. Great to be here. I just got a message through Facebook
Messenger and Susie Bastile said to say to tell everyone, Hi, wow Susie.
Yeah, Susie you know the redhead, Yeah, the resident Redhead.
Yeah yeah, tell her, we say, hi back, because we just
want to stay on our good side, you know what I mean. And
she said something about messaging Bob to set up a time to talk about UFOs
and uh sinnatha talk with that. Yeah, I'm glad I tried to tackle
that word right now. But anyway, that's that's what the message is.
Okay, doctor Bob, you're ready. He's on it if you're ready for
that. Okay, doctor Bob. Once again, he's looking a little bit
like late uh edievan Halen. Did you ever see Eddie van Halen right before,
as we say, the cat jumped in his bed. He look like
you? Is that the look he was? I think I missed? Okay,
right, all right. Also with us in the studio with us is
a NATO king of the bees. Al how you doing? Oh? Everyone?
Okay? Everything good? You know. It's if the weather was a
little better, it'd be nice alish on the most awful cold it is cold
out Yeah kind of stinks. Also with us is uh one did I introduce
you? Yes? I did, right, you did? Yeah, okay,
okay? Uh Raven is with us? No wait, mine, I'm
sorry, Raven. I have to do the club. That's the tone poll.
Also with us as a security chief, Willie club, Willie, how
you doing be for beauty? Eh? Well, I'm doing excellent, as
you know. Okay, you can tell. I got a smile today,
so I'm very happy. Okay, good, we all know. You get
the Ukrainian flag there, that's good. Wave that baby, I do.
And I got a full inventory of dessert. Let's see him. Let's let's
just do it. Just do it now, just show us like the top
two. Please. I'm eating twinkies on Sundays. I'm watching you know,
sports on Sundays and night I get twinkies. Oh man, those are good
because all the copcakes are really good. Orange orange Hostess. Oh. The
cheese it's yeah, in the bucket yeah, individual packs. Yeah, think
about cheese. It's man, you can't stop eating them. I mean I
mean literally you know. Yeah, and you know you can't bet you can't
eat one. Yeah, I know. That's la'ce. Okay. Good.
Also with us is a favorite goog witch up there. And so that was
your Raven not eating cheese. It's as far as we can tell, Raven.
Are you I have my friends, I'm doing well. Thank you for
having me. I'm not eating cheese its okay, would you ever eat the
cheese it? I don't like them. I do like the white cheddar ones.
But if I'm going to go for something cheesy, I'm probably gonna be
feral about it and just eat straight up fresh mozzarella. Okay, Yeah,
that's okay, that makes sense. Also with us is uh Superman, Susan
kay down there in North Carolina. Susan, how you doing, super k
I'm doing well, thank you so much. Happy to be here. I
have my Mothman earing. Don't tell that. Well, let's see that there.
Oh my god, switching you out of this, that's not I had
nothing to do, Wasnton I was. Susan was on her own. I
didn't do it, didn't exert any undue influence on her. She's a free
agent and a free spirit. Well, she happened, it was it was
really a good time. She happened to walk by the gift shop. Right,
there's there's several gift shops. Really big surprise. Well huh, okay,
all right, So we talked about in the previous segment that Susan you
visited switch down in Mountain Pleasant, down in Mothman, Phil right, Pleasant,
Yeah, make a plan. So would you say that, uh,
Switch is a warm individual sies, warm and greeting type of guys. He
kind of a would you put him like that as he kind of cold and
a loop light? That the kind of guy we know, He's very warm.
And you know, it's funny you said that because as I realized I
was, you know, ten minutes out from arriving, I was thinking,
oh my gosh, you know, I had a little mini panic attack because
you never know how people are, and I kind of invited myself. So
it's like I have known him, you know, for a long time,
and I I should report that though I should report that clubs Club's going out
of his mind laughing, But I just I can't think that she's just telling
it like it is. She almost backed out minute shooting around drive back.
Yeah, but did she probably hurt too much crap from Willie Club. Switch.
That's been a little bit, uh you know, nervous about that nonsense.
But you know, Magnan is in your victory. Okay, you don't
worry. Switch. You pulled it off apparently, but you did bring it.
He went to did he listen? This is really a deep dive,
But did he pay for everything because I told him the show would pay for
it. Did he pay for everything? Did he did? He? He
did it? I knew to be be truthful. You actually did pay for
part of it, and uh you know so, uh huh, but she
insisted and she beat me every time in her you wow, sounds like yeah,
okay, a couple of days. Yeah, I agree with you that
and I did not fake it. Let me tell you. Uh uh you
know what are you talking about? Fake it either? Yeah? You talk
about the I really have to be careful about setting club up right? Yeah?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a those are those
a strike right down the middle of the plate. Anyway, doctor Bob is
is Doctor Bob has left us, as it turns out. Okay, he's
discuss he knew when to turn and run. Yeah, yes, anyway,
So listen, this is believe it or not, it's our doomsday asteroid show,
and uh club is our asteroid experts. So I'm gonna put in your
bumper right here reporting the latest in the US military's new investigation into u f
o's and what they still aren't telling you. It's I'm for the report,
and please scare the hell out of us as you always do well. Mac.
First of all, I want to start off by saying that this is
good timing to have the report. As you know, I've been sort of
a downer because I have to give people the facts, and but I'll tell
you there's been some major developments that I think people are going to start feeling
pretty good about. So I'm really biting at the bit to get this out.
Okay, So anyways, we'll start off. As everyone knows from my
from my different presentations. You know, the facts here are that asteroids are
a major threat to the Earth. What level of threat you know, we
don't need to get into now, but you know the facts behind it.
You know, there were two major asteroid events that happened impacted Earth in the
last hundred years, as we know, the nineteen oh eight and Oscar incident,
and also the Shelbinsk event that occurred in twenty thirteen, where only the
asterodide the asteroid, which was only twenty meters in diameter, into the atmosphere
above the city of tab Russia. It exploded thirty kilometers above the ground but
didn't cause any direct impact damage. However, it created a shock wave that
injured fifteen hundred people and damaged seventy two hundred buildings across the cities. And
the big thing I wanted to emphasize as that's a small, you know,
example of an asteroid and it didn't even hit impact you know, the Earth
that cashed above. So anyways, and it did leave a six mile wide
asteroid a hole in the And of course, lastly on the facts, we
know that the a six mile wide asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs sixty five million
years ago. So that's a brief overview of the facts and why I'm so
concerned based on my research over the years. But anyways, some good news
to report. You know, first of all significant events. NASA is playing
a major role in the efforts. You know, the NASA has a Planetary
Defense Coordinating Office the acronym of EDO, and they're working with other agencies in
the United States and across the world. In the United States, the course,
the new US Space Command. Part of the charge is this whole thing
with the asteroids and providing early warning detection and then really trying to identify threats
of these objects. Another item is the James Webb Telescope, and that tracks
the asteroids and comments that comets that make up a relatively close approaches to the
Earth they call an e as near Earth asteroids. And also you know that
James Webb is is you know, pretty effective now in letting us see things
at great distances. So it's going to help us and seeing some of this
earlier than originally you know, was the case. In addition, you know,
there's another institute that has several telescopes. It's all part of NASA's they
work with NASA, but they have telescopes that ski in the whole sky several
times a night looking for moving objects. In another significant effort, of course,
DOT, and we're familiar with the NASA's mission there with DOT to reflect
the asternoids by kinetic impact, where they had a twelve hundred and sixty pound
spacecraft effectively lightly change the orbit of an asteroid from the Earth's trajectory by you
know landing there by. And another area they're looking at is nuclear weapons to
destroy asteroids. So all of those things I've talked about in the past,
haven't been too excited about how they're going to help us in the long term,
but because as we know, it takes right now with the current technology
about five to ten years. We have to be able to spot that five
to ten years before impact on the Earth, so we can enact either of
these areas, particularly the kinetic imp pack. And so anyways, that's the
area is right now that you know, there's so much going into this,
and like I mentioned, this is a worldwide effort, and so this global
effort, you know, they've developed systems, tracking technologies to identify eliminate asteroids
that pose a threat. And one last thing in the in that area NASA's
JPL, which is the Jet Propulsion Lab. We have a Center for Near
Earth Objects and it's acronym of course with the government CEO in their century systems
that are highly automated collision monitoring system that continuously scans the most current asteroid catalogs.
So let me first go with the challenges ahead. We know to a
high degree of certainty where the Earth will be at any given time, but
we don't know where the asteroids will be. Yeah, that's that's always been
the big issue. Yep, Yeah, yeah, we can't see what's around
the corner with the current technology. And as I mentioned, that five to
ten years lead time is the thing that really is of concerning that's a long
way away, man. Yeah, anything, you know. And it's believed
that the scientists have found less than fifty percent of the objects big enough to
destroy Earth. They've identified about thirty thousand objects and right now that's about fifty
So now let's get into a more positive area. Go ahead, and if
that's possible. I think the new technology coming out is what's really going to
come to the rescue. And this is according to Tanasa, because like they
say, at this time, there is Their good news is that there's no
known asteris roid that poses a significant threat of impact with Earth over the next
hundred years. But they're very careful to say no known right, yes,
all right, that poses a significant word significant, so it shows you know,
they really don't know. So anyways, where I'm seeing very optimist setting
an optimistic tone is the new technology and that's a I Artificial insemination. Sure,
artificial intelligence. That was a test. And if everybody's listening, some
of this team is focused at once. Yes, But anyways, let me
tell you about it. The AI supercomputers that are coming up now. To
these computers, as we know, have already been working in biotecheck in the
metal and they've made great strides and medicines and all kinds of techniques to look
for different problems within the body to try to you know, find cancer earlier.
And the impressive thing is that these super computers they make millions of calculation,
all right for a second, and that's the trick. And when it
comes to the supercomputers and which is AI, the big thing now is that
they'll be able to analyze a lot of the information that we see out there
the web, telescope and some of the others. And at that rate,
it's really going to improve significantly our ability to spot these these things and to
identify them. And the whole thing is that it's a I don't know,
it's an accelerated computer processing power that you know, it was really gonna they
expect to reduce that lead time of five to ten years significantly. Yes,
Yeah, So the big thing now is we don't know what's around the corner,
right, But with AI and with all the telescopes and all of this
stuff being analyzed now and it'll start being in lize to all these supercomputers.
There's really a very positive feeling out there that just as it's done so far
in the early stages with the medicine and biotech and so many other areas.
Right, Yes, that it's that you know, we maybe not have to
worry as much as we do right now as much. Let me ask you
this, club though, let me ask you this. Okay, So here's
the question. So, so where we as in the globe the world we're
looking into these things? Okay, we're looking into these things fairly recently that
they've talked about them for years. They know that they've been very dangerous for
years, but now they're finally kind of looking into it. Are they doing
this because they now have the technology to do it? Are they doing it
because they're afraid of something? You know what I mean? Well, you
know that's been my argument from the beginning. Mac As. You know,
they haven't been very transparent. We know, as I've previously reported, over
the last couple of years, a lot of resources have gone into this whole
aster oric threat. You know, we're hearing more about it. They like
this space command. You know, it's they didn't admit it, but part
of their you know, charges is the asteroid situation. So sure, I
think you know that's one of the situations is they probably know more than we
do, and that there may be something around the corner that they have an
idea about. But again, the way I've feel positives that as they continue
to develop these methods to be able to change the track of an asteroid or
possibly destroy it, that'll improve. But the big thing is that we won't
have this five to ten year notice required before we can do anything. So
I'm really an optimist. I'm now spending a lot of my time into AI
research and I'll tell you the other night there was a great one on sixty
minutes in videos the big company that makes the supercomputer chips and the things that
they are coming up with, and they showed examples of the robotics and all
that, so you know, you wouldn't believe. And I'm mister doomsday when
it comes to this whole thing with asteroids and the threat of the Earth.
But I'm feeling a heck of a lot better now that I see that they're
also going to be able to focus the AI on this whole area. So
yeah, I'm so big into this. I think we ought at some point
have a show on AI and you know, all the issues along with it.
You know, there's there's the biggest concern with AI, of course,
it's people think that it's eventually the robots are going to end up, you
know, controlling us, and you know a lot of the experts say it
ain't going to happen, and for a pretty basic reason that these machines will
never have the qualities that humans have and they use love, creativity, expand,
and transcend. Yes, so that you know that I I don't have
that concern that AI is going to take us over and we're going to have
all these robots taking it as you may re call our friend from the Space
Odyssey l Yes, you know, I think everyone that saw Space Odyssey now
when they think of it, they're thinking, hell, it's going to come
back. Yeah right yeah, here was the villain in two thousand and one.
Right yeah. Yeah. To end on that note, I just want
to say that I'm I'm really excited about what I see coming down the road
for AI technology, particularly if they continue to focus it like they talk about
on the Asteroid Detection and Deflection project. So that's pretty much yet cool,
Thank you. Let's give my hand on It's happening every day, Yeah,
happen anytime. Paul Good Good report Matt, could I quickly add some please
please, doctor Bob, please. Yes. When I was working with the
Galileo project from two thousand and one to No. Twenty twenty one to twenty
twenty three, that's what I was doing. I was training a AI powerful
AI computer running AI software. I was training that how to identify UAPs.
Yes, yes, okay, so it's a it's a whole it's a whole
unique process of how you have to go about showing at first what you unidentified
aerial phenomena is not and then you about adding other characteristics in right. Yes,
it's very effective in today. That's a long time since, but today,
just the the speed of the calculations now, it just it blows your
mind when they talk about right yeah, yeah, yeah is ye. See
that's the thing is, it's like, you know, if the like the
doomsday theory of AI goes, is that as you say, it's it's quick
now, but AI will here we go well the orchestra just sorry, my
phone just you know. But but then they think A and I will then
invent a way to make it even quicker and quicker and quicker, to the
point where you know, where do you go into infinity and once that's once
it's that smart, you know what I mean? It with it could take
us over. It could not take us over in a in a mean way,
but it could take over all these problems that we've had. And Lizo
says, kind of lazy sloths, you know what I mean. Watched the
term. Yes, it is as much has been happening, it's going to
be a lifetime before. But you have to worry about those kinds of things.
We're not going to be here. Yeah, when you get yourself to
worry about understand the someone Yeah, yeah, Susankay hi club. Can I
ask you a couple of questions, sir, certainly may so when you mentioned
in the NEA's, do you have a figure or an idea have we had
or how many we anya's that we've had, you know recently, or if
any they They don't. They're not overly public with some of these ana's,
but I will tell you that there's like they say they have identified right now
out there about thirty thousand, you know, in that they but they don't
see them as a threat that they've figured at one hundred years away. But
what they tell you what we have to worry what they tell us. That
was my next question is what do you think would happen if they knew impact
was imminent? With they tell the public, Well, that's a question if
you know, that comes up all the time on certain things. I mean
the same thing with UAP. You know UAPs. If all of a sudden,
we know there's little gray people out there, is the government going to
tell us that they're really here? So it's the same it's the same question
in the same answer, we don't know. Yeah, right, yes,
I might be able to add to that answer to back right now, there's
approximately there's over seven hundred thousand asteroids in our solar system. But I mean
the chance that is the chance one is going to hit. I mean ones
hit. You know, several big, huge ones have hit over on the
Earth's history. I don't know if there's if there's a timeline, Is there
an algorithm that figures out when we due But it almost seems like, uh,
we do you know what I mean? Yeah, And that's why the
AI technology is so important because it's going to be able to do those calculations
that they do today is trying to figure out will that hit us in what
year? Will it be and yeah, oh yeah, right, yes.
What I don't see that they're going after is what if something hits a planet,
or hits the Moon, or hit something near us and we'll get playing
a game of pool and knock it out of whack and send it to us.
That would happen a lot faster because we're not looking if something's going to
hit Mars or something's going to hit right another you know, and knock it
out of orbit. I'm going to throw my seventh grade science club at you
here. Science club in school, is that because the gravitational force of the
Moon is so much less than it is for the Earth, there's something's going
to come in. It's going to come in. It's going to be sucked
in by the Earth's I mean, they say Jupiter because Jubiter is just like
massive, has this massive gravitational pull over lots of the Solar System and kind
of sweeps a lot of them up, you know, and they go in
there. But I mean they're basically in a belt, you know, out
beyond mass, out beyond Jupiter. And we've talked about this before, is
that they've determined that at least one of them is made completely of diamonds.
It's made completely of diamonds, okay, and people have talked about mining it,
but we've once again we had discussed this on the show before. If
you brought an asteroid sized diamond here and you brought it to Earth, then
then it would make all diamonds, you know, worthless. The whole idea
with diamonds is that, you know, they're precious stones, you know.
But they also say that there's like just unbelievable asteroids made of nickel, right,
nickels, they have every kind of rear element. Now, yet you
know, bring an asteroid captured in the orbit mine it, you know,
that's the industrial usage. We should be in the business of harvesting asteroids.
We are in that business already. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah.
And there's actually there's one asteroid that they've found out there where the minerals and
the metals and so forth that are contained within that asteroid is about ten times
more valuable than all of the wealth on Earth. Wow. Yeah, but
see what happens. So what doesn't that make all the wealth on Earth you
know, not worth anything? Yes, you're exact point right, And that's
a dilemma they're facing because they are. There are companies out there and there
have been for years that are looking on ways at actually mining. It's called
you know space min Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see it.
And we're slowly running out of resources on Earth, population grows the moon.
That's one of the reasons they're looking to the Moon again. A lot of
the Chinese have figured it out that they know, you know, from their
analysis that there are a lot of things up there, whether it's oil or
gold or whatever. So you can see they're putting a lot of resources in
the Moon. So that's why it sounds like we're now doing the same thing.
I mean, we ignored the Moon for years and something all of a
sudden clicked and we're heading back there. Like you say, doctor Bob,
you know, there's a lot of resources out there in the Moon would be
a lot easier to harvest. It's close up. Yes, it doesn't have
the risk of an asteroid, so there's a lot coming they say in the
moon. The Moon is just saturated with hydrogen as it turns out, and
at some points you know, it actually forms water but it's ice, right,
So all they would have to do if you want to live in the
Moon, you know in theory is get that, you know, the H
two O separated. We got the oxygen on one hand and then hydrogen to
run whatever. You know, bring a new cup there and warm everything up,
you know. Kyle Sagan, Kyl Sagan in nineteen fifty eight, he
was just new to this committee, have a Pentagon committee doing scientific study on
nuclear weapons, and he actually, you know, went before these committees and
said, we should detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon and do it when
it's rotating enough so the people in Russia, we'll see it actually at Nate
on a full moon some night, just to scare them. I mean that
that was his idea. Okay, you know, you know, hell with
the you know, screwing up the moon. Christine, Yeah, just blow
yeah, yeah, it's blowing nuke up there. Cal seg Cannuys. I
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have you tonight? I kill the Asteroid show All then introduced the members of
the Plasty Girls. You see the very famous one one, won't he?
Hello girls, Hello, everybody, welcome back to the show. It's been
a good time and very educational. Yeah that's a Swiss public broadcasting, but
almost in a way. We can talk in those voices if you want.
Yeah, listening to and p W b U in Boston. Also with US
is podcasting live from the Boston Public Library. Yes, that's why it's quiet
in there. Also with US is our international correspond switch plate Steve Warren switching.
Great to be here tonight, Matt, should I say international correspondent and
now man around town as it turns out, yeah, wealthy man about town.
Well, well, even better. Okay, that's what they used to
say about the shadow Yes radio show. But I just think that you've been
seen now squaring around this attractive blonde for a couple of days. Mystery blonde,
mystery blond. Right, it has to it has to help you street
cred, don't you think? Listen? Well, anything would help my that's
good. I actually grew up in the Detroit area. We've heard this inches
away from eight Mile Road about eight mile I perfectly honest, I never had
any street cred. I'll never say never. Then, Okay, pregnant blond.
And by the way, Susan got to uh experience the Mothman statue.
Okay, hang on and including the shiny hy Okay, was there a quarter
involved? Hang on? Hang on? We get any that's the punch also
with us as well, the boys. You just hear is getaway driving King
of the Bee's your full mechanic? Alan? Now the hell? Hey Mac?
Hello? Everyone? Good evening? Anything good? We're waiting the imminent
arrival of the space checks. Are they still in their way? I don't
know, I'm you know, I mean apparently they're late as ever. All
right, Okay, let's see what happens. Also with us as security chief
Willie Club. Well, we need the club tonight. I think I've said
that before, Willie. Are you okay me? Yes, oh, I'm
doing excellent as as I've indicated in the past and tonight. There's so much
going on and listening to the things you know that's going on down there in
West Virginia. Yes, yes, I really want to know more like Peyton,
Yes right, yeah, yeah, me to that's a paid subscription.
Who cares about asteroids? You might have to pay for them anyway. Also
with us is of favorite good Witch up there in sideways. Yeah, you
know you. Hi, my friends, I'm doing great, Thank you so
much for having me. She looks very much like did you ever watch Billions?
I watched that show Billions, the psychiatrist on Billions. Yeah. Her
name is Maggie Siff. She was in mad Men too. She played the
divorced wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
Very attractive lady, is it really? Yeah? I see your resemblance.
Okay, anyway, Also speaking of attractive ladies, super fan Susan Kay is
with us super k turning your microphone, turn on your microphone? Can Sorry,
you're not really doing very much in defensive blonde jokes. But that's okay,
it's right. I am a walking blonde joke. Did you did?
You a lot of guys like that, believe me. Did you get your
host? Did you get your jumping host? Did you get him? I
did? I did. He's out there now. I wrote him on Saturday,
and uh he's a big boy. So it's a little intimidating for me
because they don't like, uh boyd I prefer uh, you know, short
distance to the ground. Should I have to fall off? Okay, yes,
that's what's his name? Is it like Mario or something? It's Salvador.
But they call him Rudy r O O t y. So where that
come came from? I have no idea. Okay, hopefully door is such
a cool name. Well, but Rudy not so much. No offense to
all the rudies out there. So so so you just couldn't. Do you
have a do you have like a like a track there where you jump over
things at your house? So I have a round pen. And because you
know, riding arenas are like you know, seventy grand to the old one,
so you can buy a round pen, which is you can just kind
of connect it together. It's already put together. But because he's so large,
he I really need to buy another one because his strides are so long
that the round pen is just too small. Are you are you talking about?
See makes up here? We can edit it since hems like she's anyway,
they we'll do that. Wow. Huh okay, So so stride is
so long? I knew you were they were talking. Yeah, yeah,
it's funny and we're talking about somebody else. No, no, no,
So did he did he tip? Did he tip it? Tutors? That's
you know what the fans want to know? Did he did you see him
tip? Absolutely? He brought you. He's an amazing tipper. Did he
make sure someone in the uh serving you know hospitality field? He's he's an
amazing tipper. Absolutely, there you go. He learns well grasshopper? Right?
Who taught you that? Switchy? And by the way, I didn't
realize that. I knew he was very generous. But you all took amazing
care of me, and I can't thank you enough. The music back in
good Tipping I learned at the Pharma's kitchen, Yes, and I was there.
I t guy for a while as well. And when I was in
the back office doing some stuff, some of the girls that would wait on
me, they would go out of their way to make sure that they either
serviced me at the counter or at the booth. I can edit this tattoo.
And I just saw a gree in on that club's face and it wasn't
a good grin. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, and they
would yellow Snow. What they would do for me is that, you know,
I would always comment, like, I can always see part of that
tattoo, what does that tattoos say? And they would meet me in back
because they have to go in the back room to get the food and stuff
like that. He said, oh yeah, I just want to show you
what the rest of the tattoo looked like. And I said, oh,
so only a significant other should be really seeing this part of the tattoo.
And I feel really odd that I'm actually seeting it. Wow. And I
felt really weird. Yes, but I got over it. I do too.
Wow. But I'm mesmerized. Okay, because it was so you should
explain. But a matter of fact, when you pulled your phone out and
took a picture of it, well you shoed Tod send me pictures of them
all the time. They look like they're on Sports Illustrated in the bikini models.
I mean the bikini shots. There was a girl's day at the beach.
He's trolling on Facebook for of the girls that worked at Pharmer's Kitchen.
Three of them worked there at the same time. This is Joan had worked
there for a while but left and went some place else. And yeah,
and this looked like here's the weird thing too, is Raven. Yes,
Raven has a question, but I want to said that all three of them
now asteroid scientists. As it turns out, right, then they go to
having those three girls. Go ahead, please Raven go. I will just
piggyback on that and say that anytime I have an opportunity to show any tattoo,
doesn't matter where it is, I'm going to show it because I spent
a lot of money on that. Yes, I love how they look and
I want everyone to see them. When are you coming back to the area
We book you here? Now? When are you coming to visit the now?
Wow, We're ready. And it's it's not like there's in their private
area or something, but it's like you know, one our arms. Yeah,
Okay, look at raves. You got tattoos everywhere, which is which
is cool. I can't believe it. I can't believe that this day and
age, I can't find a woman or a girl that doesn't have tattoos.
Well, you are in England, okay, all right, yeah, all
right, all right, loaded with tattoos. Let me let me just ask
you this. Nothing to ignoring you there one moment. Let me ask you
this, raven. So we have just seen like maybe three of your tattoos.
You have them on your arms, right, yeah, okay, and
anywhere else you can show us? Uh you know, I mean seriously,
do you have them on your neck or well I do. I have it
on the back of my neck. You probably won't be able to see that,
but I have I have these two here, one of my wrists.
Here, I have my forearm, I have my little bumblebee and then everything
else. I was just down. Okay, how much of it is?
So we're seeing like thirty percent of it for it? Yeah? Yeah,
Like wow, I'm gonna get a lot of emails as it turns out.
But that's a thing. Wow, did I introduce it really hurt that much?
Too? That's really come on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
get over after the first couple of minutes. Do you really have to chill
out and relax yourself? And uh, it's a very strange thing. A
couple of hours when you're done. It's not a fad. It's been around
now for like, you know, thirty solid years, maybe even like forty
or so. I mean people getting that, you know, but an you
have one? I do not have one. No, I don't. I
don't have one. I I I'm too scared of having it. But my
brother has one. He had a flag put on his uh after nine to
eleven, you know, so yeah, I don't know, just skid.
So I've got one for my seventy fifth birthday. Do you really did you?
Let's get it? Come on, let's come on, please please,
please, let's go. It says armor flate. Okay, is that something?
And for what? Love of fate? Love and fake love and fate,
love of fate, fate? You love your faith? Very cool?
Yeah, unbelievable. Did it hurt? We will scratch in outside of Chicago,
you know, like a tattoo, parla. Now where did you get
it on your It's okay, you're adorable, same answer. So on my
uh on my forearm on you know the soft part of your forearm. Okay,
yeah, like that's sorry, I have that. Yeah, okay,
wow, that's the forearm fox. Okay. So wow, and why did
you decide to do that just for the hell of it? Me? Yes,
yeah, well my daughter has a lot of tattoos and she from my
seventy fifth birthday, she gave that to me three hundred dollars to have it
done. Yeah. Well wow, wow is it color of just black?
It's it's a greenish black. Hm. Okay. One one has a irish
there. He is always showing pants twister arm. Oh okay, I see
it. Okay, oh cute. Yeah, it's a what is it?
The in a in a cubicle space and I can't remember what it's called.
But where you good where you give blood from? It's right below that little
holes in it out So listen. So we'll pivot back to asteroids. Now,
first we got to go to switch switch. We got switching. Do
you have any tattoos? Switch? I'm gonna say, no, see what
do you have any tattoos? Because he wasn't the Navy. No, no,
I I got to the Navy without uh, you know doing that.
So what you have a breakfast today? You didn't send me a pick,
you know what. I was trying to find. Uh, this one I
would kind of like to have. It's something like Quantus on the something More
Atari and I didn't get that quite right, but it actually says when in
doubt play dead excellent breakfast. Well, I had, you know what,
yesterday morning, I got really hungry and I went to bob Evans and I
thought I should save this breakfast for Tuesday. I didn't. I wouldn't have
had the uh, you know, the the mystery meat with the gravy and
the hash browns and all that stuff, and it was really good. Well,
this morning I went to Tutors, that is with the Tea Tutors Biscuit
World, and I did have the low car breakfast. Three eggs over easy,
tylo bacon, and a gigantic biscuit that actually overlapped slightly over the country
line. Wow, that's low cob. They eat their high cobs breakfast.
Well, so let's see, let's get biscuits me too. Anytime you say
it, man, that's all I want to do is just eat. So
if you have a good biscuit, you can put anything in it on it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, jelly, gravy, whatever. Yeah,
man, now I want that's what they all say. Yeah yeah,
what hang on Bingo bucked above doing the funny. Uh so I switch.
I'm gonna guess that was probably four No, wait, it's Tutors eleven bucks.
More like ten bucks. Ten bucks not bad coffee, Okay, Susan,
when you went to Tutors, I mean it is with him? What
did you have? Glass of water? One of the best cup cups of
coffee that I've had in a long time. They are amazing coffee. But
I had a side of ham. And in the South there's two types of
ham. They have country ham and then they have I don't know what they
call the other type of ham, but be a wicked salty yes, and
the other is roadkill. And I have a pancake because the pancake literally was
the size of the plate. Man. That's great, yeah, yeah,
yeah, in syrup nice. I'd love Dina food, you know, I
would rather eat it than some restaurants. Absolutely. So. Anyway, now
that we're all now, aren't you going to ask how much I chipped?
Well, if it was ten bucks, I hope you gave him fifteen.
Well, you know, they don't have a chip cup, they don't have
any any policy that is that it's visible. So I gave them a five
dollar bill. Okay, once again, grasshop perfect half what I paid perfect,
perfect perfect. That's kind of nice standard because they will remember you then
that's the whole idea. So wow, So this is our show, Killer
Asteroid Show and Club gave us a kind of uplifting report earlier saying that at
least the world is kind of looking at these things now because there's seven hundred
thousand of them, so you know, hopefully they can kind of figure out
if one is coming in a time frame that will give us enough time to
build something to counter it. But anyway, just talking about asteroids. So
but so we we like watch TV shows and movies, and I'm gonna throw
it to Al real quick. For us is because he volunteered to watch some
really crappy asteroid movies. Oh you wound up. I wound up. I
didn't want to watch anything too mainstream like Armageddon or take a deep Impact with
the other and I figured any of the early stuff like Model If the Men
and Knight of the Triffords I was thinking of. I figured switch you'd be
going with that because they're, you know, the fifties sci fi stuff.
So I didn't go anywhere near those. But I found, believe it or
not, I found a bunch of really bad movies from probably the eighties nineties,
and they were so bad I kept trying to find another one, hoping
i'd find something that had some social indemnity. Here's something that actually was somewhat
realistic. And I actually went on line and I looked up. I went
to a search engine. I said, you know, top meteor or asteroid
movies, and one of these sites I went to, I went down through
and it listed Armageddon and all the other ones you all know and we all
know. And then it got to number one and it said it was a
movie called Melancholia. And what melancholia wasn't in the true sense of the word,
an asteroid or metior. It was actually a planet supposed going to plow
into the Earth. And this movie was so bad that I shut it off
after fifteen minutes. It was the stupidest, craziest thing, Like the beginning
of it had no sound, but it showed these slow motion kind of artsy,
fartsy scenes of like people standing in front of this beautiful mansion somewhere in
Europe, and they really weren't moving, but their clothes were swaying in the
wind. And then there was this horse standing in a field and he sat
down, very very very slowly and laid down, and then it went.
It was about these two women. I think there were sisters, and I
think that it was really more supposed to be a movie about depression, and
maybe that's why the name melancholia. I don't know, but anyway, it
was so bad I checked out and said, I can't take this. I
never heard or saw or anything of a meteorrite or a planet in the fifteen
minutes, so I checked out. Another one I went and looked at was
Asteroid Agedden, and another one was just called Asteroid. And a couple of
these movies were like. One of them had Tia Carrere from like True Lies
in Wayne's World and now she's in her fifties and she was the only person
on the planet who could save the world. Out of the whole world she
was it. Then another one was ray Don Chong. She was the only
woman in the world who could save the world, and like the preposterousness of
some of these one of them they were actually going to they couldn't move the
asteroid, so they were going to move the earth. They were going to
slide it sideways and let the asteroid go by with a nuclear sub And that
was just absolutely incredible that they they were even floating this idea. And another
one, this guy bought a house up in Upper State, New York,
and uh, the asteroid was going to hit his house, And it was
like, what of all the places on the Earth, why is it going
to hit your house? Uh? And another one was, uh, you
know, the asteroid was coming in these people there was a laser that the
government wasn't admitting that they had, and you know this and that, and
they broke into and an air force base, like three people and took over
an air force base and shot this laser. And I'm like, some of
this is so far out there. I was like, and and and that
one. The only time you saw an asteroid was like the last three seconds
of the movie. There was like a camera flash and that was it.
That's a special effec And I wanted to all that kept going through my head
and all these movies was. I went back to you know, the original
Jurassic Park when doctor Ian Malcolm's in the car and he's banging on the c
D screen going, excuse me, are there gonna be the dinosaurs in your
dinosaur movie? And I want to excuse me? Is there going to be
an asteroid or a comment in this movie somewhere? Because there's nothing but that
they did, that they've chaped, they don't have a big budget. Then
well but you know, like I said, Tia Carrera, yes, uh,
she was available. She was available, and uh, I'm like,
wow, okay, and she she's the one. She's this astrophysicist who knows
how to stop this thing. Tia Carrera as an astrophysicist. Yeah, okay,
I'm down with that. Ray Don Cheng who you know, I haven't
seen her in years, but you know, she was the where you get
a doctorate? I don't know. But and then you know, one of
the other ones. Uh and and again I'm not trying to be uh,
you know, you prey have to edit this out. But the guy who
ends up, you know, the nuclear sub blows up. They actually break
the sub in half and launch the back half down into a chasm in the
Earth to make an earthquake, to make the earth move. The front half
of the sub comes to the surface. Everybody's fine, and then they call
and say, all right, we didn't manage to do it. You got
to go to Saipan. We did throw two nukes into this volcano active volcano.
So it was what will we cut out of this? Well, this
part the guy who ends up saving the world, he ends up walking up
this volcano with two nuclear warheads, go ahead and falls backwards into the volcano.
He was a gay black marine. They had everything covered. Well once
again, three or four jokes, no way, Well did he save the
world? Yeah, And I guess it's these a few hours out of your
life you will never get back. Yeah, and you know that move.
The movie Melancholia was I read some of the comments after and they were,
oh, there was artists, it was gorgeous, beautiful, Oh my god,
and then a couple of this was crap, and then one guys,
I'll never get that time back in my life. It was horror show.
Yeah, I mean I can. We were talking about that on the Moons
earlier and it just seems like they took an aasi, you know, like
an AASI movie and kind of threw an asteroid into it to make. And
again I watched that one for fifteen minutes, and I said, this is
so preposterous. They show the asteroid, though in the fifteen minutes, no
mention of it. I mean, you know, they show all the weird
artsy stuff. And then they go to the woman just got married and she
was two hours late to her reception and this excuse me castle kind of place,
and the wedding planner is having a heart attack because she's late, and
the limo gets stuck. She finally gets there, and then the wedding plans
like, come on, get in here, they'll guess. So wait and
come on, come on. I have to go see my horse first.
So she goes to the stables and she's talking to her horse, and so
then she goes out and she's sitting in the you know this venue, and
so please tell me the asteroid hits her right on the head. Well,
I checked out after fifteen minutes. I couldn't take it. I was done.
I was like, so you didn't want to take much of the team,
not that one, but okay, there were I mean again, I
saw probably five or six and again. They they take these giant leaps,
which okay, you know sci fi, I can take a certain amount of
it sliding the earth sideways. Yes, that's a little into that, or
you know some of the other stuff. This guy, the asteroid is gonna
hit his house. They came on the news and it's gonna hit thirteen thirteen
Appleton Lane. Yes. And the thing was there was mining minerals under the
under that area and no one could get at it because there were houses built
there. So they figure somebody built a cell phone tower that wasn't a cell
phone tower to bring in an asteroid and to destroy everything in that area so
they'd have free reign to mind it. That's a great idea, that really
is. How do you know what asteroid's coming? That's the that's the neat
salt for it. Come on, you know, hey, come on,
uh yeah, huh, well there you go, Hollywood. That sounds great.
So, but what I was gonna mention is I want to watch that
movie me too. Christian Dunster is in it. Kristian Dunster, she shouldn't
hang on stuff. She's the first the bride. What's the name of the
movie, Melancholy, that's the name of the planet that is supposed to hit
the Earth. I know that movie here we go keep Keep? Is it
one of these just stupid ats movies, just you know, buy a boom
everything I saw, you know, I hate that kind of stuff. And
but anyway, school somebody went to film school to make a movie. One
thing that I looked into and we'll just go around the one is this question
seen as we have. I went and gathered here, so we visited here
together, ladies and gentlemen. The end of the world. The guy,
Yeah, there's a guy. His last name is Hancock, and I forget
his first name. But he has made his bones on writing books and doing
documentaries that will if you listen to him. He's a British guy. If
you listen to him, he will convince you that something was happening on this
earth like twenty five thousand to thirty thousand years ago. Okay, before what
we would consider like written history, right, the Samerians came around, like
twenty thousand years ago. They started laying writing stuff down and everything. But
he's gonna he can almost prove and he goes around the He goes around the
world to these different kind of like you know, stonehinge type places, and
and and he's he found out that a lot of them are actually on the
same kind of meridian or whatever, and you know, who knows. So
the question is this, though, So I think the scientists these days pretty
much know that where every big asteroid hit on Earth, you know, could
they have missed one twenty five thousand years ago? Could not wiping out an
entire industrial planet like we have now? But all you you know, I
hate to say it, all you have to do is wipe out you know,
several hundred million people, not eight billion? Could could could that kind
of a civilization disappear without a trace due to an asteroid hit, doctor Bob?
If I don't think so, I mean, it's possible if it was
just a small population and the asteroid hit nearby it and there were only a
few people there, it could have you know, kind of a buried them,
almost like what happened at Pompeii or whatever. Yeah, right, true,
Yeah, okay, But but to think that a white I mean,
there would still be other people around the Earth somewhere that wouldn't have been killed
by that, Yeah, right, right. So, but this guy,
I wish I can remember his first name, but his last name is he
British guy. Been doing Graham Hancock? Right sounds better than right? Yes,
yes, yes he does some pretty you know, you know, watch
like a series he did like six or seven episodes or whatever. Bench and
you know, he does a pretty good job convincing you because he doesn't go
really crazy about it, but he just says, just look at the facts.
You know, here we have writing and stuff here. It looks like
people. There is human habita. This place in Turkey, Tobecy, whatever
it is that you know, was built these huge, huge monuments, like
the size bigger than Stonehenge. And these guys are supposed to be cavemen.
I mean, you know what happened there in South America, these huge fortresses
up on the top of these antise mountains, moving like five hundred tons of
concrete. You couldn't do it today. How did they do it? How
did they do it? How did they do it? But they did it.
The stuff is still there. Even a by log from Harvard has put
out a theory that there was once an industrial civilization here before mankind is even
known to have been placed on Earth. And he has absolutely no evidence,
no right finding another book that is is true, but he's using his reputation
to push that. But he also said that the little balls that they found
off of sorry little silver ball as they found off the New Guinea where you
know, alien, what's it you know? And then that proved to be
not true. So there's like a whole warehouse full of statements that he's made
that are not accurate that they're they're saving now. It's it's really bad.
He's on the lot, he's on he's on the local here like channel five
every months. Yeah, right, actually there may he's got it set up
now that they're they're writing a musical play about him and the work that he's
done. Musical play interesting, Yeah, and he's gonna I guess dance somebody
is going to really but and they've got he's got these multi million multimillionaires now
that are funding him even though he has no evidence right now that anything he's
saying is accurate. We should have him on the shows if you need some
Yeah, I like diging me for them anyway. Well cool, but but
there is definitely evidence if if you you look around, you know these ancient
stretches that they're finding that it seems like every year they find another kind of
loss civilization in the Amazon, which you know is just covered over by you
know, this unbelievable kind of you know cover. But they find, you
know, stuff where these vast civilizations down there, but no hint of the
wheel. How about how I mean, how how weird is that? Okay,
no hint of the wheel. Yet you have this kind of you know,
Aztec inca type of uh, you know, civilization going on. They
have found in the caves of South America. They have found cave paintings of
dinosaurs. Okay, there were no dinosaurs, there was no there's no one
in South America when the dinosaurs. There was no one around when the dinosaurs
are around. Yet why these guys painting dinosaurs on the side in the cave
walls in South America? So yeah, I mean it's it's there's a lot
of evidence that hey, maybe you know, there there was something here,
you know, maybe it's an alien outpost or something, but there was something
happening here before we happened. Well, I know, when I was doing
my doctor work at Penn State and researching about electronic music, there was an
instance where someone found a battery you know in the earth long before battery in
Iraq. They found it in Iraq. Yep. It had a positive and
a negative poll on it and it was rotted away, but they figed out
as a battery. And there's like five thousand years old. Come on,
you, where did that come from? You know? And and there's there's
there's stuff that they found way back when. They don't know what it's about.
They don't know. There's a there's just like this hemisphere that the Romans
used to carry with them. It looked in a weird way, like the
virus that caused COVID. It looks like a like a beach ball with like
these spores hanging out of it. And they have no hedgehog. Yeah.
Maybe see back then, somebody had a sense of humor and they said,
I'm going to throw something together like a bier and somebody's going to find it
someday and wonder what the hell was going on? You know, there really
is so much we don't know about our distant past. And you know,
some of it, some of the stuff that comes up is nonsense, but
some of it is legitimate. And we really don't we just can't fathom what
has happened a decade, not just decades, but thousands of years before.
Yeah. Yeah, it's baffling in a way, you know. I mean,
there's there's definitely evidence you know about it, and but we shruggled off
as saying, well, it's just natural geographic stuff and way out like I'm
always fascinated about the the giants causeway the steps, Yeah, yeah, the
cover of houses of the whole if you will, minus the children. Yes,
And there's a rock formation that you say, wow, I guess water
could do that, but in such a way that it's it's so well formed
and everything, the natural water in and out title stuff can actually do it
that way, oh zillions of years. The Bimini road, you don't over
here, the Bimini Road and the Bahamas. If you look up the island
of Bimini down there, there's there's there's a long line of just boulders like
almost like the size of Stonehenge whatever, and they land up perfectly okay,
and it's like something that looks like it was designed and and think, oh
no, no, no, no, the the ocean can cause that,
And yeah, no, I don't think so. I don't think it could
take a right turn. And there's like Chaco Canyon in New Mexico where it's
like the Native Americans used it for like an observatory where they would congrat people
would gather there and ceremonies and watched, you know, the sunrise or whatever.
It's just amazing what's out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They look they knew more than we think they knew. I think I
think that's probably a pretty valid statement. They they they knew more than we
think they knew. And and remember that the the Vibery of Alexandria contained all
this stuff and it was burned, you know, in you know, two
thousand BC or something, you know, and there was a lot of knowledge
that was lost. So who knows what that could have been, you know,
but I don't know. It just seems like there was someone here before
us. So anyway, Raven talk about dinosaurs. I love dinosaurs. When
I was a kid, maam, I couldn't get enough dinosaurs. And imagine,
you know, the you know, the the no no, no,
the the big thing with the long neck and the big it's huge. Uh.
And then imaginary friend who was a pronosaurus something about a year ago.
So Fan the bronosaursitarian Oh really yeah, huh really yeah, Oh it's one
of those guys. So I will say I pterodactyl guy, pterodactyl was they
were those were tired for me, the bronosaurs and the pterodactyl. I could
never can never choose between the two. Go ahead the movie how the House
of the Houses of the dragons and flying around in these dragon things? Isn't
that the Game of Thrones been? Yeah, it's a Game of Thrones.
Oh yeah, I haven't watched I haven't even finished Game of Thrones of Thrones.
So so anyway, so the fan of either of the shows, but
I do like the flying dragons. Who does? So? Game of Thrones
is good. I get it, you know, I got hooked in.
Then I just watched it all in like two days or something. It's it's
it's it's actually insane. So go ahead, Raven Dinosaurs. So I so
this show the Dinosaurs, uh first aired It was April twenty six, I
believe nineteen ninety one. I was a literal fetus at this point. No,
I'm just kidding, Imazon, but I watched this one. I was
I don't know, maybe five, So at that point I think it would
have already been in syndication because they were just reruns. I thought this was
a kid show, and it was funny like as doing kind of like going
back and just kind of rereading to like refresh my memory. I don't think
this was a kid show. I'm really not sure now, but every memory
I have of it was was super positive. It was a really cute show.
It was they were animatronic body suits. So basically what that means is
the head of each of the dinosaurs was controlled by animatronics and then there was
an actual person in the suit that was like walking around with it. So
just in case anyone does not know, just a brief storyline there animatronics still
age working class family. This was created by Jim Henson for Disney. So
the uh, it was the dead Earl Sinclair. He's married to Fran and
they have what three kids? They have Robbie, Charlene and then the baby
and everyone would probably remember the what was it mama, Mama loves you or
was it not the baby? So and they were just like a living family.
They used technology, but not the not the mama, not the mama
yep, right, And it was sort of like based on the Flintstones,
only with dinosaurs. So this was the inverse of the Flintstones, where they
lived in the house and they used technology and they went to work, and
the humans were the the cave people, will you. They were like the
stupid things that they made fun of that were just kind of like off,
weren't really part of the show. I always remembered this show ending, and
this is where I kind of screwed up. I thought that this show ended
with them being wiped out by an asteroid, but it actually didn't. Spoiler
alert in case you haven't watched this from nineteen ninety four, you can watch
it if you have. I think it was Disney or Prime. But they
actually so sad they go extinct because essentially they knew the show was being canceled,
so they had to end it right wow, And the creators decided to
destroy the world, and it's a commentary of what we're all doing, you
know, we're slowly destroying the planet kind of thing. So they, you
know, make these bad decisions with Earle doing really bad things for his boss
where they're spraying poison on plants, so then the bugs aren't coming back to
destroy the plants because the plants are they're no longer edible to them, and
it's it's so man, I really love the show, but I've apologies.
I thought it ended with an asteroid blast, but it didn't. It ended
with them being with an ice age and they were kind of just slowly being
frozen to death. But I will say I was looking at some there's a
really interesting article on Vulture about this, basically just about the whole ending and
the steps that they took to end it. But one thing I thought was
really interesting. I was looking at some trivia and a lot of the I
guess I don't want to say main characters beside characters were actually named after petrol
corporations. So there's Sinclair, there's Hess, there's DP, there's Phillips,
And it just kind of hold holds hands with the end, which I don't
think they planned for originally, because from everything I've read, they wanted to
do with a fifth season, it only had four seasons. They wanted to
do a movie. I think there was some video games that came out in
a board game, but it does go with the theme of kind of the
end of the world. And when Mac sent me that email, the first
thing I thought of was the show Dinosaurs. I will say one other thing,
Mac did ask if there was a haunted asteroid, and in my research
I actually found something very interesting because everyone knows I love haunted paintings. So
apparently in the set of Dinosaurs in their living room, there is a painting
in the background of a crying toddler and it's apparently supposed to be pay homage
to a painting called the Crying Boy, which is haunted. And I have
not heard of this painting, So guess who's going to be reporting on this
in the next couple of weeks. So this show was basically someone with people
in class tumes with down so heads on, kind of being like the Flintstones,
right, Yeah, it wasn't a cartoon, so the I guess the
actors inside could only see out of the mouth, so I don't know how
that really works, right, But the whole eyes, the mouth, all
of that was controlled by I'm assuming a group of puppeteers, And essentially the
show was so expensive because of that, the maintenance, you know, just
controlling those heads and it was only a thirty minute show. So they that
and the failing ratings they prod of keep going. That'll do it. I
just want to switch to Susan Ka for a second. Get a cat out
of the frame place, Get that cat dog? No, no, it's
a cat. It's a little baby. Really did you arrive at your thirsty
moods? What? Wow? So I'm gonna I want to watch dinosaurs now.
As it turns out, I kind of want to do a rewatch ow.
Like I said, I was kind of just looking up where you could
stream it. So I guess if you have Disney whatever that is, you
can it's free on there, or you can buy it on Amazon or YouTube.
I'm assuming yeah, huh. Watch four seasons, four seasons yep,
ninety one two or three seasons ninety one to ninety four on that had four
seasons. But I don't know. Okay, that dog looks with that animal
looks like he's frightened. What's the matter on he's frightened to view mag wow?
Calling him a cat and give him my identity crisis. Don't blame it
on me, Susan Kay. It's that time of the night. We have
say goodbye to you. Susan Kay. Okay, everything, okay, turn
on your microphone there, have the dog turn on your microphone. God,
that's the third blonde joke or more. I hope to say goodbye because I
love you all and I appreciate you in here. Okay, all right?
Are you going to send me, you know, off air? What really
happened with switch? Or? Is it absolutely? And I got you all
little like trinkets from there, So I'm gonna send a big care package up.
Wow, this little bandana for my dog, It says Mothman Search Team.
That is the thing ever and Susan feel free to tell them the absolute
truth about what happened. Yes, you got I smell another book by Mac
Maloney fan fiction? Yeah, with artistic license. Okay, all right,
that's fine. That means lying. Thank you Susan for joining us. Oh
wow? Did he love you guys? Did he autograph to See You Again?
Did he autograph his book, Susan? Did he autograph his book?
What's it say, Susan? Take your clothes off? I think it says
Mac Maloney is a loser A two switchy at Susan who explored Mothman country Steve
war Wow, you have the way with words, Switchy. Good for you.
I know I'm listening, Mac. I'm a word Smitch, thank you,
Thank you, Susan. We'll talk to talk to you soon. Bye
everybody by, thank you, hang on As always, I think, why
not, Raven, is time to say goodbye, say good bye to the
two beauties, the full beauties, all at once. And then as we
left with five drunk white guys, what happened? Thank you, Ravan,
Thank you so much for having me. This was great. Hey, listen,
your father sent me a joke the other day. It was so unfunny.
I'm worried. Abottom is he okay? This is all he does?
Now? Is he just randomly sends like these really bad jokes. I just
stopped responding because I don't have the mental capacity to deal with it anymore.
Me neither. Well, I encourage that behavior. That's the thing I feel
like I might need to be like looking into a home something. It'd be
great at a home. Thank you, Ravan. Thought about club. Thank
you for joining us club. I want to read the security report on this
show. Yeah, well, thank you for having me. And I just
want to see the film on the visit there me too. The videos in
okay redacted it not thank you. You'll have to wait for the DVD.
And you click on the extras. Really okay, the director's cutesy. Thank
you all already. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you who's left, Wannie,
doctor Bob, Hold up, doctor Bob. Sorry. A lot of people
wondered where where was marijuana prescription? That was on a couple of weeks ago.
It's been seven years there, doctor, it's getting it's getting closer out
there. It was just said by the post office. Thank you, doctor
Bob for joining us. We appreciate it. Sure, we'll see you soon.
Do you only have one tattoo? Just that one tattoo? Yes?
Okay, eatting any more? Are you getting any more? Nothing I know
of, But never say never, never say never. Thank you, Thank
you, doctor button. Sure, Wannie, thank you again. You're welcome
here. Here we are again at the end of the show, and we
will talk to you very soon. Okay, all right, okay, all
right. First of all I want to say before we go, is it
turns out that probably three or four months ago Amazon, Amazon, Apple,
Apple podcasts, okay, which a lot of people listen to the show on
Apple podcasts, they started inserting their own advertisements. There was nothing we have
to do with it, you know, it's they It was kind of like,
if you don't do it, we will, And we never really wanted
to put ads on that, you know, ask for money from our fans,
Okay, but now they're doing it. And what bugs me is that
they put them in it just helped the sculptor. They don't put them in
poses or anything. They're just in the middle of it. So I just
want to just say to people, we have no nothing to do with that.
We're at you know, Apple picks up our podcasts, you know,
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please put up with them and just m we don't have anything to do with
them. Also, home struct is that the only one that does time does
it too, and like my does it to. It'll interrupt you mid sentence
to toss in and it's annoying. That's what I'm afraid. Yes, and
I think that our listenership a little bit has dipped because because people say this
is annoying, who wants to hear this? Plus they also start off the
show with the commercial, So when people say I want to listen to you
know, they have some commercial for like the University of Phoenix or something.
I don't know what kind of a worry but anyway, we have nothing to
do with it. Maybe some of them day will change, who knows,
but sorry. Also, we'll be able to skip those to just kind of
like not skip them, but advance them quicker and then get to the show
we had fifteen seconds or something like that. Yeah, at least that's how
Spotify works because they do the same thing. Yeah, well run them too
anyway. So homes are troops home sort of. Troops is an organization that
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That's the Iraqi war in the Afghan want. Homes are troops builds homes for
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that. When they build the home, they rip up the mortgage, They
give them the keys. It's their homeful life. They don't have that headache
of paying a mortgage every month, and they can go out and rejoin society.
I hate that phrase, but they do with a little bit, you
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Also, we the end of a show by saying John McCain was not a
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He was a wounded veteran. Here's a wa hero. These are the people
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How to Dump a Body at Sea a nutcet cart is selling like hotcakes
with lots of syrup. Right now, I'm touring to you know, promote
the book, calling from Vegas. Well, that's great to hear. Did
they tell you why people like it so much? Well, one guy said,
I must have been a pretty smart, juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed
how I turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce. Somebody else said it was
cool that I ripped off sears, and somebody was shocked that the mob was
pissed off of me because of one lousy day, old Plum, one little
Plum. And that's all in the book, you know it. There's also,
you know, particular advice like how to torch a car and how to
make lots of money in prison, which I did, though it might have
gotten me killed. Also dangerous making friends with a psychotic parrot, which ain't
exactly easy. I'll bad. So anyway, I'm on this book tour and
I'm going to place called the Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas. I swear
I thought it was place where they raised kittens. Oh my gosh. So
when they found out who I was, like a big celebrity or something,
they asked me if I wanted to be part of a movie about cats.
You're adorable, sweetie. Now they wanted me to make a movie with what
they call a quote unquote tasteful nude scene. Oh my gosh, al is
that even possible? I don't know. I passed out right after the elaction.
And now they want five hundred bucks. I have to wash dishes for
a month here. You don't want to know what the kitchen is like in
a cat house. Oh so it is a place where they raise cats.
Just have back. Give me a call, sweetheart, and remember remind everybody
to check out Max's new book, How to Dump a Body at Sea and
Not Get Caught, starring me Al Ferrari on Amazon dot com