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I'm gonna ask you first, though, Cross Examiner, wrong answers only God

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sends natural disasters because he's mad about
blank. What do you think God's mad

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about? I think God's mad about
the advent of smartphones. He doesn't like

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the fact that there's cameras everywhere now
because he now he can't do miracles,

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right, So he's really pissed about
that. Yeah. Yeah, he had

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a much better time doing that stuff
when like people weren't looking. You know,

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it's like, yeah, that's that's
pretty good. That's plus, you

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can do this whole like, you
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and just makes this really wacky claim
or something, you could just like pull

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it up real quick and be like, oh my god, here's how Yeah

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there's a diagram. What do you
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why the all knowing, all loving, all powerful creator of the universe would

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be upset by that. Yeah.
Absolutely absolutely, we said, wrong answers

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only God said God sends natural disasters
because he's mad about blank. That was

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what we asked last week, and
we got three different answers. The first

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one is God causes natural disasters because
he's pissed at firefly only had one season.

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You know what, that's that's justifiable, that's reasonable. I'm finally on

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God's side. The second answer we
got was God sends natural disasters because you

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touch yourself at night. Again,
truth, we all know what you're doing,

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Tom uh. And then fine,
can you there's one guy watching his

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name Tom who's pooping his pants right
now, and maybe he's into that.

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We don't think here. And then
finally number one is God sends natural disasters

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because he went on the Murray Show
and found out that he was not the

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Father, and that is his way
to celebrate loving that. We have a

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new question for this week, and
I am going to throw this to you

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for ust. First, our question
is we want you to answer the prompt,

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which is name a mistake God made
during creation. I mean, we

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already covered Andrew Tait, but I
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bit more to just like just humans
in general. Right, what are we?

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Right? But everything was fine before
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just blew it continuously on everything.
Yeah, definitely, definitely us. Last

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week we asked you name a mistake
God made during creation. We asked you

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to put those comments in the comments
and we have our top three answers.

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Number three, coming from major Us
says, mistake avocado pit. You know

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it's mostly pit, isn't it?
It's largely pit. I would disagree.

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I think that avocados are pretty easy
to cut, and you get to do

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that little Samurai move where you sort
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then pull it out. So I
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offense. Majors going to disagree with
you on that one. Number two tool

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Ghost says was the hons Kent and
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by creating the Hons, he gave
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what not to be right, a
negative role mod in a way. So

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God uses flowed people. It's true. They're the heroes that we need,

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not the ones that we want.
Our number one comment was from x million

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says God's mistake was creating foreskins.
Evidently, so here's what we've got for

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next week. Complete this sentence.
The reason Jesus hasn't returned is because he's

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been too busy. What what has
Jesus been doing to keep that second coming

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from happening? Tom My answer was
getting ready. Jesus has been too busy

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getting ready fixing his hair for like
the last two thousand years. Yeah,

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we've all been there. Everybody else
is ready to get in the car,

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right. We asked each of you
to complete the sentence. The reason Jesus

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hasn't returned is because he's been too
busy blank and here are our favorite answers.

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Number three was from R. C. Blazer, who said the reason

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Jesus hasn't returned is because he's too
busy rereading the Bible he forgot how it

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ends. Fair hit, fair hit. Number two was from Matthew Thurreau.

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Jesus hadn't returned because he's been too
busy doing his nails, fair fair worth

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investigating, there's a there's something under
that one. Yeah, that one.

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That's a thinker. It's a real
thinker. And number one, our favorite

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choice, came from Shelbyville Rules.
Jesus hasn't returned because he's afraid of being

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double frost very clever, that's yeah. Yeah. Question of the week is

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what's a life hack that God doesn't
want you to know about? Christy?

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Yeah, well, so I don't
know who knows this. I don't even

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know if you you know this,
Johnny but the reality is you are actually

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able to have sex without there being
like a magical ritual, without there being

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all of these like ancient words spoken. You don't even have to have somebody

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else there, Like, it's possible
to just have sex. You can.

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You can just do it. It
doesn't require all of this extra hooplaw.

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And I think that's a life hack
that I really wish that I had known

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about, you know, before I
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Last week, we asked you,
what's a life hack that God doesn't want

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you to know about? We asked
for all the damnosairs for them. We

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got so Number three Yahooligan says,
life hack. God doesn't want you to

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know about sin. All you want, God will forgive you. I kind

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of thought that was the one that
came to my mind. Yeah, I

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knew that immediately. But there's a
risk, right because if you accidentally get

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hit by a bus before you ask
for forgiveness, right then, think you're

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sol Number two Coconut Maclaroon life hack. Add baking soda to holy water.

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It will clean anything, even criminal
records and guilty conscience. Wow, that's

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good. I like that. And
Number one Sarah Glenn says, life hack.

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God doesn't want you to know about
closing your eyes and using your imagination

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doesn't just work for prayer wink wink
like, no idea what that could possibly

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mean. Explain after the show,
all right after the question is wrong answers

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only? Why was Jesus betrayed?
Paul? Do you have an answer for

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that one right off the top of
your head. Hmm, Well, this

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will go to people know a little
bit about me. They'll roll their eyes

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at this answer. But yeah,
Jesus was betrayed because Judas. They allowed

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Judas to be on the Jedi Council, but they didn't make him a Jedi

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master. We asked you the audience, wrong answers only? Why was Jesus

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betrayed? And here are our top
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said he didn't pick up the tab
for the last supper. That's there are

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people like that, and we don't
know if Jesus was one of them.

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First, try to split thirteen ways
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and an appetizer. Right, Yeah, Well, at least he could have

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done is made his He paid for
water right and then made it wine right.

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Number two Logan Atchison or Akisan,
sorry if I mispronounced that, says

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Jesus was betrayed because he was more
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at that time, at that time, certainly, yeah, probably true.

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Right. Number one is Noda Underscore
Republic, who says Jesus was betrayed because

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he kept scheduling meetings that could have
been an e fing email. Oh gosh,

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yeah, I'm not going to say
you had a coming, but that's

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a fair point. We have a
new question this week, and I'm going

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to ask you j Mike what that
what that question is and give you an

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answer. Okay, complete the sentence. It was a real jerk move when

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God created you fish ureathra now and
deeru fish that's my media. Why don't

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you tell the beautiful people at home
what that? People can go look for

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themselves. I will spare a lot
of the details, but it's a fish

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that goes in an area that you
don't want it to go, and it's

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attracted to something that is out of
that area, and so if you want

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to google it you can. I
don't really suggest it, but yeah,

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I think God's for creating that.
If that's the case. I don't really

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see the relevance of that in anyway. It's all part of the plan,

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Mike, before I guess I do
the top three? Richard, do you

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have one? I know I'm probably
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curious. Well, from last week, the it's a real jerk move when

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God created blank humans because he created
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good. It often killed us all
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you know, why why do that
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not just make us better to begin
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everyone out? Yeah that's but then
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yeah, there is. Yeah,
Well, so we'll go ahead. We'll

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give the top three that we had
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And I'm sorry if I don't pronounce
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I'll probably pass them off to any
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he can take care of that.
But for now, I'll take the I'll

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take the heat, humberto key Roga. Hope. I'm saying that right.

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It was a jerk. It was
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Mondays, which yes, I'll be
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So I feel you Number two is
gonna be a seeker of truth. It

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was a real jerk move when God
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us. That would be an extremely
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got Tarren Graybeard. God was a
real jerk when he created prostate and said

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don't touch that. That's I would
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Dave gets to be the first person
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So here's the question, make a
church sign with ed double ntandro.

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So, Dave, how would you
respond to that? Oh? That's easy.

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Are you prepared on the drive down
the road? You can see this

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on the little first Baptist church in
the little small town. Are you prepared

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for the Lord Jesus to come quickly? We had a question last week.

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We asked make a church sign with
a double entendre, and here are our

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top three answers. Number three,
sky Daddy church sign. The ultimate position

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is on your knees. Suggestive,
isn't it? Number two and based Ace

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says, actual Catholic church sign in
my town. But you will receive power

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when the Holy Spirit comes on you. Acts one eight. I feel like

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that guy from the family feud,
you know. And then number one choice

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Elena al aidin church sign take hold
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fill you to overflowing. We have
a new question this week, and Emma,

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you get to be the first person
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on your thinking cap. If you
have a cap of that nature, write

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a slogan for God. Okay,
God is like polyphiller for philosophical conundrum.

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You just squeeze it in the gaps, cover everything over. I hope you

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have polypiller in the US. We
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polypiller. Wow, I think that
might be a brand. I'll take ye.

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There's like one person who laughed at
that. So last week we asked

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you to write a slogan for God. So this is awesome and here are

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the top three answers. Coming in
number three, we've got mister Yellow with

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God's slogan, hate what you create. I like that. It's it's pretty

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good. It's straight to the point
and it feels really true. Again just

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thumbing through this book, and yeah, that that definitely comes out to me.

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Number two, we've got Mitch O
Mitch God's slogan, let me come

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inside you. You know they talk
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being being like washed over with the
Holy Spirit, you know, just filling

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you up, and it's it's yeah, there's some there's definitely, Lord Jesus,

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that's right. Finally, Number one
from Brian Tamblin, God's slogan.

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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe
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I like that. What's an inappropriate
thing to say it the crucifixion? Well,

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you know, I think this actually
was said, but somebody must have

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said, hey, just hang out
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in a little while. I think
I think that, you know, Christianity

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adopted that, and Jesus is having
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a while. It has been a
minute. He's a little salty. I

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guess what's an inappropriate thing to say
at the crucifixion? And so we're going

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to give you our top three answers, starting with third, Seeker of Truth

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says an inappropriate thing to say it's
crucifixion is if you're happy and you know

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it, clap your hands. Wow, yeah, that would be very inappropriate.

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Tesla Ranger chimes in with an appropriate
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Well, you did say that she
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lets stretch. I'm not going to
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you know, you can't even you
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But she gets the idea, and
then Antarco Possum, I hopefully I'm

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saying that right says why am I
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wait, so definitely yeah. I
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for everythings, So I will agree
with that. I'm going to ask MD

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the first question, and I'm going
to ask him right now, what do

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you think Jesus's last words really work? I've been thinking about this. I

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think probably he was saying, I'll
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get some smokes. I'll be back. Hey. He's got that sort of

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like deadbeat dad vibe. You know, last week's prompt was thank you,

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Oh sorry, it was what do
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Which is a great prompt. We've
got some great responsism from that one.

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So number three comes from Lou who
says Jesus his last words when you remember

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me, remember me with some pretty
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I've seen Jesus. That's intimidate.
That's a that's a good one. I

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like that one a lot, so
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thing if I could, you know, give my last words. Number two

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comes from x million, who says
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being discovered wearing women's undergarments. No, I mean, you know, two

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thousand years ago, and you know
Jerusalem, maybe there was you know,

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probably wasn't as accepted then. Nowadays
you can be fine. Number one comes

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from mister perfect Cell, who says
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harder than this, which is like, it's just like whoa dude to start

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albay? Stop questing the bullsh emy
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up, y'all, walcome Dom die
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