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is it? Bitch? This is your free show from March twenty third,
twenty twenty four. Oh three two three two oh two four. Hope
your weekends off to a good start. Mine is, and uh, well,
let's get right to it, because rather than always try to convince you
to come aboard the Patreon platform for five bucks a month, let me just
tell you the kind of news I had and that I gave to my patrons
days and days ago. When the mystery of Kate Middleton's mysterious abdominal surgery he
got even murkier with people having not seen her since Christmas, and it got
very weird and wacky when they stopped off at a local farm store and people
claimed there was a body double, which I tend to think there was,
and that body double had on a bad wig, and a lot of my
female listeners agreed that looked like a wig, and the fact that this woman
was walking at a fast pace. That's not what you do when you're coming
off abdominal surgery. When you've got an incision in or around your abdomen,
you don't want to giggle, laugh, cough, walk too quickly. It's
just it's very difficult. So I said days and days ago that I've got
a sneaking suspicion Kate Middleton has cancer. And I went further and said,
I don't think this abdominal surgery has to do with her stomach, so to
speak, and abdominal surgery, he's a very wide ranging turn. It could
be anything from appendicitis to gallstones to you name it. But I think,
knowing the Royals the way we do, I don't think they wanted to mention
that this cancer and this planned surgery was gynecological. I think that's just too
far for the Royals to go. So my statement days and days ago was
Kate's got cancer and I believe it has to do with her female parts,
And I went so far as to say possibly a hysterectomy or if she had
any kind of problems with her intestines, maybe there's a colostomy bag to boot
and that takes time to get used to. So it's a heartbreaking story one
of those things Matthew Perry me predicting that when you find the toxicology report,
you'll find that he died of an overdose. Also my story that Jamie Fox
was partially blind and partially paralyzed way back in May. I mean, I've
been bullseye to these stories, so I'm not shocked at I'm bullseye to this.
So now we've got Kate diagnosed with cancer undergoing chemo. She learned that
this diagnosis after undergoing major abdominal surgery. Even that's been upgraded. They used
to say planned, now they say major. Back in January, the surgery
was successful. They didn't think there was cancer. When they went back and
got the postop results, they saw cancer. And that's why she had to
begin chemotherapy. What type she's getting, How long it's gonna last, I
don't know. Typically it's a twenty eight day run, and it's brutal,
as any one of us can say. We can all test, having either
ourselves gone through it or family members gone through that awful time. My heart
goes out to her and William and the children, and I think she handled
it right. These kids are all under ten years old. I believe that's
so difficulty here. When my mom had cancer first time, I was thirteen,
it was big time cancer, female cancer, and it was a radical
hysterectomy, and my father took me aside. Didn't have much of a bedside
manner, but he took me in the cabana where we kept all the pool
supplies and the swim fins and masks and fishing poles, and was always hot
in there. I could still feel the heat. We built ourselves from leftover
lumber. It looked really good next to the big peach tree next to his
compost where he laid out a lot of scattered rugs, and whenever it rained,
or if he sprayed the hose on the rugs for a long time,
we'd wake up to find big, beautiful earthworms that we took on the boat
for fishing. Anyhow, he took me in there and said, you know,
your mother could die. And that was just tough for a thirteen year
old kit to hear. I developed nervous ticks. I never went to school
without a roll of tombs in my pocket, and if I touched my pocket
and didn't feel that roll of tombs, I would go to the nurse and
demand I go home. Now. It helped that I lived across the street
from the school, and they used to let me go home and watch through
the window, and I'd come back with my tombs. But I had some
ticks. I would roll my eyes, I would roll my shoulder. I
still roll my shoulder now at sixty one. When i'm a little bit I
don't know when things are going wrong or I'm a little bit out of tune
nervous about something. So my heart goes out to the kids. William,
if you're making markl right now, God, she's got to be upset because
she really thought her lifestyle brand was going to be a big story. Sorry,
cancer, Trump's your new lifestyle brand, honey, whatever it was called
something rivy American riv era, whatever the hell stupid. Now you see what's
really important in life. Anyhow, Obviously, my heart goes out to Kate
and William and the children and everybody in the royal family. It's tough,
but like we know, many of our loved ones have gone through it,
many have come through it healthy. She's young, she's strong. There's no
reason why she can't. So let's keep our fingers crossed and wish them nothing
but good luck. Oh, by the way, this is interesting. After
the debacle, that debacle television series on Wendy Williams. Remember that Life Time
series where is Wendy Williams. There's been so many people who watched and left
with a bad taste in their mouths. You just knew something had to happen.
I mean a lot of us saw that show and came away thinking,
why would those people closest to her sign off on that show ever getting made,
let alone aired. And now it turns out there are some of those
quote unquote friends of Wendy who can't get away quick enough. Oh they're leaving.
They're leaving like roaches when they see the light in the kitchen go off
and they scatter. And now it turns out there were some of those friends
of Wendy who were gone. Two of the main people who are in Wendy's
corner are no longer associated with her. Sean's An Eye who looked like a
complete idiot, and Will Selby, who didn't have what it took to be
a manager. They're no longer working for her, despite the fact that they
were very active in the docu series. Sean and Wendy's business relationship has been
severed for almost a year now, and apparently Sean did her final job for
Wendy last May and hasn't represented her since then, and will is reportedly not
her manager anymore. This is the genius who just thought she needed space in
a different city and she'd get better. He's also the numbskull who said he
was gonna throw out bottles of booze he'd see around her room. Don't worry
when I see bottles, I throw them out. But we saw moments when
she overpowered him in order to keep her day drinking going on. And you
know, nothing happens good if you're day drinking. Night drinking is bad enough,
but drinking alone during the day heights, I don't know. God knows
what she was paying him. It seemed like he was the closest person to
Wendy. He was featured in the majority of scenes. He was one of
the main people preparing her for this so called comeback. But anyhow, sources
are now saying he is no longer her manager or handling anything related to Wendy
or her business. I'm not sure what her business is anymore, but he
ain't a part of it. I'm not sure if he got the memo,
because people say he's still acting and saying that he's on board and still her
manager despite her currently being in rehab again. Will initially remained in Wendy's care
and he's one of the few people who knows where she is, but he's
no longer working with her. Actually, neither Sean nor will are around Wendy
anymore. So hopefully she'll get some people who genuinely care for her. Very
stark difference between Wendy Williams' illness and Kate Middleton's illness. These are two public
people. One has people who care for her, the other not so much.
Not so much. Maybe things will change, but sadly I don't think
they will. I've said from day one, when this all started to happen,
that Wendy Williams would never sit down and have a TV show again,
and I believe that more than I ever did. I think things are just
gonna get worse and worse for Wendy, and these two people leaving is like
the last two rats leaving the boat after the check from Life Time cleared.
You ever get jobs like that, well, you gotta hang around and wait
for that check to clear. One time I was judging his celebrity boxing tournament.
I forget the guy's name, some famous he was famous for a bit,
very wealthy Jewish guy and oh god, what was his name? Anyhow,
he was holding these celebrity boxing matches, etc. And me and Franks
Delone were hired to do the commentary for the boxing and we knew when we
got there was a Sunday. This guy, forget his name, this crazy
guy was carried out on like a chair with a bunch of men who had
great physiques. Their bodies were all oiled up, and me and Frankstalone are
like, what the fuck are we doing here? What do we do?
I'm like, I went to school, I got a degree, I've done
many things. What am I doing here? But we were getting five grand
in peace, and I swear to god I got that check before the fights
began. And there was a Bank of America down the street in Hollywood,
and I put that in the bank immediately. Some people are just fishy people.
He was one of them, and that's what the I think the people
who helped Wendy are dealing with as well. But hey, look her health
bit comes before anything, but they also have to be paid because not only
was she just not on board with a lot of things, but she was
just treating them like shit. I mean, if you didn't watch the series,
you gotta check it out. Oh my god. Impossible to work for
someone like that. Here's a sad story, and it's sad because I know
both people involved and it kind of bothers me. Gavin Rossdale says he wishes
he had more of a connection with his ex wife, Gwen Stefani. You
know, he shares three kids with her, and he said in a interview
that he felt handcuffed because he didn't want to say anything negative about his ex
because he said, I never thought I had to get divorced. So there's
this simple shame in my life. He said this on the podcast that's hosted
by Amy and TJ. Oh Yeah, Amy Roback and TJ. Holmes,
the lovebirds who worked on the on the news show who got caught having affairs
admitted to them and now they're together and they've got a podcast, because everybody
has a podcast. But Gavin Ronsdills says, I feel bad for my kids.
That's it. And he noted that both of his parents had been married
three times, and he never wanted his kids to have a similar experience.
That sucks when that happens. You know, I talk about that on my
Patreon quite a bit. You know, it's just not the same anymore.
You can make a lot of efforts to have your life, your family and
life to be like it was when you were a kid and your parents were
home, but I just ain't the same anymore. It's very tough to get
two kids around the table to have dinner at a certain hour. People are
working second jobs. Now, the kids have Little League practice or music this,
and lessons for this, and it's just hard. I always lamented that
because I was the cook. I always cooked dinner literally every night, if
not every night, six nights a week. And I was always the guy
who believed, no matter what happens during the course of the day, every
night we sit down for dinner, when we catch up on the kids,
talk about school, tell some stories, how some laughs and subtle any kind
of bullshit. We've got to settle. But it was getting more and more
difficult. And now I've got Yeah, I'm just gonna say, Gavin Newsom,
oh my god. So now I've got Rossdale saying the same thing,
and it's it's not nice, but it's interesting to hear that people who are
mega famous have gone through similar situations. And just what matter is more than
anything, is how my kid's gonna get through this. You know, I've
always thought about that when I fell in love with Andrea, and I was
still married, and I knew it was going to be sticky as hell,
but I knew that I was not gonna fall out of love with her.
And we had to figure it out. And to everybody's credit, we have
we have figured out. But it took some work, took a lot of
talks, took some tears, some promises and this and that, and you
know, but it's not easy. And he says, I wish I could
have found a way to not have that in their lives. It wasn't fun
for me to come from a broken home. It can be quite debilitating for
kids. The overriding things is you just you don't want to let your kids
down. They've got three sons, Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo. Kingston
is seventeen, but Zuma is fifteen. I coached him in sports for a
couple of years in Little League Apollo's ten and as we all know these guys.
Stefani and Rosdale got married in two thousand and two after there were rumors
that he cheated on her, and they split in twenty fifteen. The roomor
was he had sex with his nanny, with their nanny, Well, it
wasn't any of the nanny's I saw, trust me. They didn't look like
the type that any man wanted he'll jump into bed with. But the biggest
thing would be when you see the kids, and sometimes there's a loss there.
And he was lamenting the fact that it'd be nice if there was more
of a connection with the person who made them with me, he's alluding to
Gwen Stefani directly. Now we all know she's moved on with Blake Shelton.
This to me looks like a relationship that I felt would never work, But
it worked. They tied to not four years ago and change they met on
the voice. He was a shoulder to cry on. You know how that
shit works. Always look for the guy who was flooding your wife or girlfriend
cry on his shoulder. The more these the more information these guys get,
the easier they make it for your wife or girlfriend to slide in and feel
comfortable, and then they get your sloppy seconds. But if your wife or
girlfriend's a beauty, then it ain't that sloppy. You know. Sometimes people
think it's garbage, but it's gold. So that's what happened. But I
feel bad for Gavin. He says, he goes to a lot of events
and there's the other team, so to speak, and I just feel really
proud of myself and my consistency as a dad. I know in my heart
that I'm super consistent. That's kind of a little kick. And he asked
to Gwen and Blake Shelton, but he did describe their divorce as debilitating,
very contentious, highly emotional, and a flared up situation. But he tried
to keep his mouth shut because he believed less said is better down the road.
He said, I'm handcuffed because I would never want to overly say anything
negative about my kids, my kid's mom. That's just not right. Obviously
sounds like a real stand up guy. But when Gwen's romance with Blake Shelton
began to heat up, hey, Gvin Ronsdale is still a goddamn rock star.
He had to move on himself, and he recently hooked up with a
musician named I think it's Hoana Xhoa na Juana. She's hot. She looks
somewhat like Gwen Stefani, tall, thin, but from what I saw on
her Instagram, he did pretty well, did really well, and they became
Instagram official, obviously. But it makes me sad because I saw the beginning
of this when I coached his son Zuoma. Now, I gotta admit I
wanted Zoom on my team because the year before he was pretty good in soccer
and football when he played against US. But I'd be lying if I said
I drafted him, because you know of that. The bottom line is I
wanted to see Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale at my practice is in games,
I'm a starfucker. Let me see people. I like that, And you
know, I always got a kick or seeing Gwen Stefani hanging out at the
park with us, and she'd be on her phone laying on the grass.
Even though she was there, there was always a nanny with her. Gavin
would show up with no nanny to pick up his son, very different kind
of styles. Gwen, later on the second season would show up with Blake
Shelton to our games, and there's a picture of Roxy and my wife with
Gwen and they used to talk to each other and she found out Rossi's a
big fan and that was always fun. But you know, I used to
call Stefani and tell her her kid was about to get the ball on a
handof He wasn't good when I had him. Somehow Zuma peaked at the I
don't know, ten years old. He didn't take that earlier ability and move
up with it. But still it was great having them there. But here's
the difference. I'm not going to cast dispersions, but Gwen Stefani would sit
on the side, like I said, on the grass, watch practice,
but really look at her phone until it was over. And whenever I had
to send, you know, emails to parents to say it's photo day or
the game time is this time? I want to have a practice this day,
each of them had three nannies for me to send the same emails to
got to be a bit much, but I will say this. We got
to a point where on the soccer team, Zuma was better at soccer than
football, but he'd thought of to gain weight, so he wasn't fast anymore.
And I believed in the last half hour practice, playing a scrimmage,
just having a bunch of fun. And I always played with the kids.
I played all the way until they were thirteen years old. Then I thought
I would lose my win because they were really fast at that point. But
that was the last year I was gonna beat them in a race. And
Gavin was cool enough to always volunteer and play goalie or play wing or whatever.
Like he just was a regular dad and I loved having him around.
And when the season ended and they all got their trophies, he was really
nice to me. He came to the event. Gwen didn't maybe she was
busy, but he came and he, you know, gave me a nice
hug, and he said how much that meant that, you know how I
treated Zuma, et cetera. Just weird things happened because I never would have
anticipated that, having fallen in love with Gavin Rosdale's music many years before,
and then I like when Stefani's music and my daughter Roxy when she was a
kid, really loved, no doubt loved Hollabacker. We had to hear that
song over and over. She loved the song. I know We're cool.
Oh so many songs roxy had to hear. We had the DVD the CD
in the car, and she knew what numbers. Depressed Daddy won, three,
five and seven, and god forbid if that player went beyond and another
song came on because me and her mommy were talking, she went ballistic.
No Daddy, all right, right, said when these things go on,
But so what happens. At least they're both happy and moving on with other
people. I do think that Gavin got the best. That girl he's linked
up with now is a real looker, no joke, as Biden would say.
Oh, there's gonna be a lot to say about Joe Biden on this
week against poloitics a bitch. Hey, guys, I want you all,
like I've always said, I'd love to have you at Fames A bitch.
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army. There's a lot that's gonna be going on, especially with the royal
family. There's a lot going on because well this time of year things tend
to heat up. These guys, these kids are coming back from Saint Bart's
and they have another fling, another three or four months before they go back
out there on vacation. That's when things start to get exciting. Divorces happen,
affairs happen. You know, the oscars are over, these these movies.
Those around there eating at restaurants. They're having carborohydrates again, which means
they can bring alcohol again, which means is gonna be hi fun. I
mean already. Megan Fox has said she falls in love every other day,
so she and Machine and Kelly are through a lot of good stuff out there.
Bianca Sensory, Kanye's wife, is about to go head to head or
Kanye is gonna go ahead to head with her dad, who's sick of seeing
or dressed like a slut and he wants her to be in Australia. Took
sweet to talk to this Kanye fella and say to him, why do I
have to put up with this seeing my daughter in the papers when you wouldn't
dress your own daughters like this. This is gonna be interesting because Sensory's dad,
as I said, it's an Italian guy from Australia, but he's also
a gangster. He's done jail time, his brother, his son has done
jail time. These are tough guys, so it's in Kanye's best interest to
listen to what Daddy Sensory has to say. If not, I don't know
what we're gonna be dealing with. But maybe Tyson's on Tyson. Maybe uh
Kanye's titanium teeth. They're gonna be busted in half one day, and those
cost eight hundred and fifty thousand, so you'd better watch what he says and
what he does. I don't believe he's ever tangled with a girl with an
Italian father, especially one who's pretty goddamn tough and the next con and lives
in Australia where well, I guess you can dispose of a body in Australia
in many, many different areas. That outback's pretty big. All right,
gang, that's all the show we got for your free show from March twenty
third, twenty twenty four. Be sure to draw me next week. I
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