WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:06.080 Fame. Uh, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really 2 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:10.359 dirty, kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in the 3 00:00:10.359 --> 00:00:15.320 Peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benji here with fame, 4 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:19.440 is it? Bitch? This is your free show from March twenty third, 5 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:25.600 twenty twenty four. Oh three two three two oh two four. Hope 6 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:32.320 your weekends off to a good start. Mine is, and uh, well, 7 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:38.320 let's get right to it, because rather than always try to convince you 8 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:46.799 to come aboard the Patreon platform for five bucks a month, let me just 9 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:51.200 tell you the kind of news I had and that I gave to my patrons 10 00:00:51.880 --> 00:01:00.200 days and days ago. When the mystery of Kate Middleton's mysterious abdominal surgery he 11 00:01:00.359 --> 00:01:08.760 got even murkier with people having not seen her since Christmas, and it got 12 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:12.879 very weird and wacky when they stopped off at a local farm store and people 13 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:18.079 claimed there was a body double, which I tend to think there was, 14 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:23.400 and that body double had on a bad wig, and a lot of my 15 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:27.280 female listeners agreed that looked like a wig, and the fact that this woman 16 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:33.280 was walking at a fast pace. That's not what you do when you're coming 17 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:38.719 off abdominal surgery. When you've got an incision in or around your abdomen, 18 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:45.079 you don't want to giggle, laugh, cough, walk too quickly. It's 19 00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:53.719 just it's very difficult. So I said days and days ago that I've got 20 00:01:53.719 --> 00:02:00.560 a sneaking suspicion Kate Middleton has cancer. And I went further and said, 21 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:06.879 I don't think this abdominal surgery has to do with her stomach, so to 22 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:13.479 speak, and abdominal surgery, he's a very wide ranging turn. It could 23 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:19.560 be anything from appendicitis to gallstones to you name it. But I think, 24 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:23.159 knowing the Royals the way we do, I don't think they wanted to mention 25 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:30.159 that this cancer and this planned surgery was gynecological. I think that's just too 26 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:36.159 far for the Royals to go. So my statement days and days ago was 27 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:42.319 Kate's got cancer and I believe it has to do with her female parts, 28 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:46.560 And I went so far as to say possibly a hysterectomy or if she had 29 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:52.120 any kind of problems with her intestines, maybe there's a colostomy bag to boot 30 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:59.080 and that takes time to get used to. So it's a heartbreaking story one 31 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:05.479 of those things Matthew Perry me predicting that when you find the toxicology report, 32 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:09.319 you'll find that he died of an overdose. Also my story that Jamie Fox 33 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:15.400 was partially blind and partially paralyzed way back in May. I mean, I've 34 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:22.360 been bullseye to these stories, so I'm not shocked at I'm bullseye to this. 35 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:29.360 So now we've got Kate diagnosed with cancer undergoing chemo. She learned that 36 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:36.560 this diagnosis after undergoing major abdominal surgery. Even that's been upgraded. They used 37 00:03:36.599 --> 00:03:40.800 to say planned, now they say major. Back in January, the surgery 38 00:03:40.879 --> 00:03:44.560 was successful. They didn't think there was cancer. When they went back and 39 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:47.840 got the postop results, they saw cancer. And that's why she had to 40 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:52.759 begin chemotherapy. What type she's getting, How long it's gonna last, I 41 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:57.000 don't know. Typically it's a twenty eight day run, and it's brutal, 42 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.599 as any one of us can say. We can all test, having either 43 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:10.080 ourselves gone through it or family members gone through that awful time. My heart 44 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:14.479 goes out to her and William and the children, and I think she handled 45 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:17.680 it right. These kids are all under ten years old. I believe that's 46 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:24.319 so difficulty here. When my mom had cancer first time, I was thirteen, 47 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:31.160 it was big time cancer, female cancer, and it was a radical 48 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:38.959 hysterectomy, and my father took me aside. Didn't have much of a bedside 49 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:44.000 manner, but he took me in the cabana where we kept all the pool 50 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:47.800 supplies and the swim fins and masks and fishing poles, and was always hot 51 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:51.639 in there. I could still feel the heat. We built ourselves from leftover 52 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:56.800 lumber. It looked really good next to the big peach tree next to his 53 00:04:56.920 --> 00:05:01.079 compost where he laid out a lot of scattered rugs, and whenever it rained, 54 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:04.000 or if he sprayed the hose on the rugs for a long time, 55 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:09.240 we'd wake up to find big, beautiful earthworms that we took on the boat 56 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:13.240 for fishing. Anyhow, he took me in there and said, you know, 57 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:16.600 your mother could die. And that was just tough for a thirteen year 58 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:21.000 old kit to hear. I developed nervous ticks. I never went to school 59 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:26.360 without a roll of tombs in my pocket, and if I touched my pocket 60 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:30.040 and didn't feel that roll of tombs, I would go to the nurse and 61 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:32.639 demand I go home. Now. It helped that I lived across the street 62 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:35.800 from the school, and they used to let me go home and watch through 63 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:40.839 the window, and I'd come back with my tombs. But I had some 64 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.120 ticks. I would roll my eyes, I would roll my shoulder. I 65 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:49.079 still roll my shoulder now at sixty one. When i'm a little bit I 66 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:53.839 don't know when things are going wrong or I'm a little bit out of tune 67 00:05:54.759 --> 00:06:00.759 nervous about something. So my heart goes out to the kids. William, 68 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:05.000 if you're making markl right now, God, she's got to be upset because 69 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:11.040 she really thought her lifestyle brand was going to be a big story. Sorry, 70 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:15.319 cancer, Trump's your new lifestyle brand, honey, whatever it was called 71 00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:23.319 something rivy American riv era, whatever the hell stupid. Now you see what's 72 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:28.839 really important in life. Anyhow, Obviously, my heart goes out to Kate 73 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:33.240 and William and the children and everybody in the royal family. It's tough, 74 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:38.680 but like we know, many of our loved ones have gone through it, 75 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:43.040 many have come through it healthy. She's young, she's strong. There's no 76 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:46.879 reason why she can't. So let's keep our fingers crossed and wish them nothing 77 00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:53.360 but good luck. Oh, by the way, this is interesting. After 78 00:06:53.439 --> 00:07:00.279 the debacle, that debacle television series on Wendy Williams. Remember that Life Time 79 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:04.920 series where is Wendy Williams. There's been so many people who watched and left 80 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:11.720 with a bad taste in their mouths. You just knew something had to happen. 81 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:16.800 I mean a lot of us saw that show and came away thinking, 82 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:26.000 why would those people closest to her sign off on that show ever getting made, 83 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:31.480 let alone aired. And now it turns out there are some of those 84 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:40.199 quote unquote friends of Wendy who can't get away quick enough. Oh they're leaving. 85 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:46.040 They're leaving like roaches when they see the light in the kitchen go off 86 00:07:46.079 --> 00:07:50.079 and they scatter. And now it turns out there were some of those friends 87 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:55.600 of Wendy who were gone. Two of the main people who are in Wendy's 88 00:07:55.639 --> 00:08:01.360 corner are no longer associated with her. Sean's An Eye who looked like a 89 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:07.240 complete idiot, and Will Selby, who didn't have what it took to be 90 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:13.399 a manager. They're no longer working for her, despite the fact that they 91 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:20.680 were very active in the docu series. Sean and Wendy's business relationship has been 92 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:26.279 severed for almost a year now, and apparently Sean did her final job for 93 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:35.960 Wendy last May and hasn't represented her since then, and will is reportedly not 94 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:41.799 her manager anymore. This is the genius who just thought she needed space in 95 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.639 a different city and she'd get better. He's also the numbskull who said he 96 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:52.159 was gonna throw out bottles of booze he'd see around her room. Don't worry 97 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.720 when I see bottles, I throw them out. But we saw moments when 98 00:08:56.720 --> 00:09:03.240 she overpowered him in order to keep her day drinking going on. And you 99 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:09.440 know, nothing happens good if you're day drinking. Night drinking is bad enough, 100 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:16.559 but drinking alone during the day heights, I don't know. God knows 101 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:22.480 what she was paying him. It seemed like he was the closest person to 102 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:26.799 Wendy. He was featured in the majority of scenes. He was one of 103 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:33.600 the main people preparing her for this so called comeback. But anyhow, sources 104 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:39.120 are now saying he is no longer her manager or handling anything related to Wendy 105 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:43.679 or her business. I'm not sure what her business is anymore, but he 106 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:48.279 ain't a part of it. I'm not sure if he got the memo, 107 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.039 because people say he's still acting and saying that he's on board and still her 108 00:09:52.080 --> 00:10:03.720 manager despite her currently being in rehab again. Will initially remained in Wendy's care 109 00:10:03.799 --> 00:10:07.080 and he's one of the few people who knows where she is, but he's 110 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:13.720 no longer working with her. Actually, neither Sean nor will are around Wendy 111 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:18.679 anymore. So hopefully she'll get some people who genuinely care for her. Very 112 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:26.679 stark difference between Wendy Williams' illness and Kate Middleton's illness. These are two public 113 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:31.159 people. One has people who care for her, the other not so much. 114 00:10:31.639 --> 00:10:37.000 Not so much. Maybe things will change, but sadly I don't think 115 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.679 they will. I've said from day one, when this all started to happen, 116 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:43.399 that Wendy Williams would never sit down and have a TV show again, 117 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:48.279 and I believe that more than I ever did. I think things are just 118 00:10:48.279 --> 00:10:54.039 gonna get worse and worse for Wendy, and these two people leaving is like 119 00:10:54.120 --> 00:11:00.879 the last two rats leaving the boat after the check from Life Time cleared. 120 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.840 You ever get jobs like that, well, you gotta hang around and wait 121 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:09.799 for that check to clear. One time I was judging his celebrity boxing tournament. 122 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:13.879 I forget the guy's name, some famous he was famous for a bit, 123 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:18.639 very wealthy Jewish guy and oh god, what was his name? Anyhow, 124 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:24.679 he was holding these celebrity boxing matches, etc. And me and Franks 125 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:30.559 Delone were hired to do the commentary for the boxing and we knew when we 126 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.960 got there was a Sunday. This guy, forget his name, this crazy 127 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:39.320 guy was carried out on like a chair with a bunch of men who had 128 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:43.080 great physiques. Their bodies were all oiled up, and me and Frankstalone are 129 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.960 like, what the fuck are we doing here? What do we do? 130 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:50.320 I'm like, I went to school, I got a degree, I've done 131 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:54.320 many things. What am I doing here? But we were getting five grand 132 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:58.039 in peace, and I swear to god I got that check before the fights 133 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:01.320 began. And there was a Bank of America down the street in Hollywood, 134 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:09.600 and I put that in the bank immediately. Some people are just fishy people. 135 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:15.759 He was one of them, and that's what the I think the people 136 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:20.240 who helped Wendy are dealing with as well. But hey, look her health 137 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.960 bit comes before anything, but they also have to be paid because not only 138 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:28.879 was she just not on board with a lot of things, but she was 139 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:33.720 just treating them like shit. I mean, if you didn't watch the series, 140 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.600 you gotta check it out. Oh my god. Impossible to work for 141 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:43.320 someone like that. Here's a sad story, and it's sad because I know 142 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:48.720 both people involved and it kind of bothers me. Gavin Rossdale says he wishes 143 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:56.279 he had more of a connection with his ex wife, Gwen Stefani. You 144 00:12:56.320 --> 00:13:00.679 know, he shares three kids with her, and he said in a interview 145 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:05.919 that he felt handcuffed because he didn't want to say anything negative about his ex 146 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:11.399 because he said, I never thought I had to get divorced. So there's 147 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:16.200 this simple shame in my life. He said this on the podcast that's hosted 148 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:22.039 by Amy and TJ. Oh Yeah, Amy Roback and TJ. Holmes, 149 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:26.080 the lovebirds who worked on the on the news show who got caught having affairs 150 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:33.240 admitted to them and now they're together and they've got a podcast, because everybody 151 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:39.159 has a podcast. But Gavin Ronsdills says, I feel bad for my kids. 152 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:43.399 That's it. And he noted that both of his parents had been married 153 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:46.360 three times, and he never wanted his kids to have a similar experience. 154 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:50.679 That sucks when that happens. You know, I talk about that on my 155 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:56.399 Patreon quite a bit. You know, it's just not the same anymore. 156 00:13:56.960 --> 00:14:01.600 You can make a lot of efforts to have your life, your family and 157 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.519 life to be like it was when you were a kid and your parents were 158 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:09.600 home, but I just ain't the same anymore. It's very tough to get 159 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:13.799 two kids around the table to have dinner at a certain hour. People are 160 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:18.320 working second jobs. Now, the kids have Little League practice or music this, 161 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:24.799 and lessons for this, and it's just hard. I always lamented that 162 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:28.720 because I was the cook. I always cooked dinner literally every night, if 163 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:31.480 not every night, six nights a week. And I was always the guy 164 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:35.960 who believed, no matter what happens during the course of the day, every 165 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:39.200 night we sit down for dinner, when we catch up on the kids, 166 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:43.600 talk about school, tell some stories, how some laughs and subtle any kind 167 00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:46.960 of bullshit. We've got to settle. But it was getting more and more 168 00:14:48.039 --> 00:14:52.799 difficult. And now I've got Yeah, I'm just gonna say, Gavin Newsom, 169 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:58.399 oh my god. So now I've got Rossdale saying the same thing, 170 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:05.039 and it's it's not nice, but it's interesting to hear that people who are 171 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:11.679 mega famous have gone through similar situations. And just what matter is more than 172 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:16.519 anything, is how my kid's gonna get through this. You know, I've 173 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:20.919 always thought about that when I fell in love with Andrea, and I was 174 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:22.960 still married, and I knew it was going to be sticky as hell, 175 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:28.679 but I knew that I was not gonna fall out of love with her. 176 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:33.000 And we had to figure it out. And to everybody's credit, we have 177 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:37.840 we have figured out. But it took some work, took a lot of 178 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:43.200 talks, took some tears, some promises and this and that, and you 179 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:48.159 know, but it's not easy. And he says, I wish I could 180 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:52.840 have found a way to not have that in their lives. It wasn't fun 181 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:56.200 for me to come from a broken home. It can be quite debilitating for 182 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:02.600 kids. The overriding things is you just you don't want to let your kids 183 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:07.919 down. They've got three sons, Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo. Kingston 184 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:12.840 is seventeen, but Zuma is fifteen. I coached him in sports for a 185 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:19.720 couple of years in Little League Apollo's ten and as we all know these guys. 186 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:26.240 Stefani and Rosdale got married in two thousand and two after there were rumors 187 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:33.320 that he cheated on her, and they split in twenty fifteen. The roomor 188 00:16:33.399 --> 00:16:37.440 was he had sex with his nanny, with their nanny, Well, it 189 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:41.519 wasn't any of the nanny's I saw, trust me. They didn't look like 190 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:45.000 the type that any man wanted he'll jump into bed with. But the biggest 191 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:49.519 thing would be when you see the kids, and sometimes there's a loss there. 192 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:55.720 And he was lamenting the fact that it'd be nice if there was more 193 00:16:55.759 --> 00:17:00.200 of a connection with the person who made them with me, he's alluding to 194 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:06.960 Gwen Stefani directly. Now we all know she's moved on with Blake Shelton. 195 00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:11.440 This to me looks like a relationship that I felt would never work, But 196 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:15.839 it worked. They tied to not four years ago and change they met on 197 00:17:15.920 --> 00:17:18.559 the voice. He was a shoulder to cry on. You know how that 198 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:23.400 shit works. Always look for the guy who was flooding your wife or girlfriend 199 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:27.599 cry on his shoulder. The more these the more information these guys get, 200 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:32.839 the easier they make it for your wife or girlfriend to slide in and feel 201 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:37.880 comfortable, and then they get your sloppy seconds. But if your wife or 202 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:44.359 girlfriend's a beauty, then it ain't that sloppy. You know. Sometimes people 203 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:49.839 think it's garbage, but it's gold. So that's what happened. But I 204 00:17:49.839 --> 00:17:52.400 feel bad for Gavin. He says, he goes to a lot of events 205 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:56.200 and there's the other team, so to speak, and I just feel really 206 00:17:56.200 --> 00:18:00.440 proud of myself and my consistency as a dad. I know in my heart 207 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:06.200 that I'm super consistent. That's kind of a little kick. And he asked 208 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:11.960 to Gwen and Blake Shelton, but he did describe their divorce as debilitating, 209 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:21.839 very contentious, highly emotional, and a flared up situation. But he tried 210 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:26.519 to keep his mouth shut because he believed less said is better down the road. 211 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:30.160 He said, I'm handcuffed because I would never want to overly say anything 212 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:36.640 negative about my kids, my kid's mom. That's just not right. Obviously 213 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:42.279 sounds like a real stand up guy. But when Gwen's romance with Blake Shelton 214 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:47.880 began to heat up, hey, Gvin Ronsdale is still a goddamn rock star. 215 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:52.640 He had to move on himself, and he recently hooked up with a 216 00:18:52.720 --> 00:19:03.519 musician named I think it's Hoana Xhoa na Juana. She's hot. She looks 217 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:07.680 somewhat like Gwen Stefani, tall, thin, but from what I saw on 218 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:12.680 her Instagram, he did pretty well, did really well, and they became 219 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:18.160 Instagram official, obviously. But it makes me sad because I saw the beginning 220 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:23.119 of this when I coached his son Zuoma. Now, I gotta admit I 221 00:19:23.240 --> 00:19:27.480 wanted Zoom on my team because the year before he was pretty good in soccer 222 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:33.400 and football when he played against US. But I'd be lying if I said 223 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:37.640 I drafted him, because you know of that. The bottom line is I 224 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:41.720 wanted to see Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale at my practice is in games, 225 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:45.599 I'm a starfucker. Let me see people. I like that, And you 226 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:49.160 know, I always got a kick or seeing Gwen Stefani hanging out at the 227 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:52.119 park with us, and she'd be on her phone laying on the grass. 228 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:56.599 Even though she was there, there was always a nanny with her. Gavin 229 00:19:56.599 --> 00:20:03.079 would show up with no nanny to pick up his son, very different kind 230 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:07.079 of styles. Gwen, later on the second season would show up with Blake 231 00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:11.039 Shelton to our games, and there's a picture of Roxy and my wife with 232 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:15.279 Gwen and they used to talk to each other and she found out Rossi's a 233 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:18.480 big fan and that was always fun. But you know, I used to 234 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:22.799 call Stefani and tell her her kid was about to get the ball on a 235 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:26.880 handof He wasn't good when I had him. Somehow Zuma peaked at the I 236 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:34.279 don't know, ten years old. He didn't take that earlier ability and move 237 00:20:34.359 --> 00:20:38.000 up with it. But still it was great having them there. But here's 238 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:45.799 the difference. I'm not going to cast dispersions, but Gwen Stefani would sit 239 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:48.960 on the side, like I said, on the grass, watch practice, 240 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:53.000 but really look at her phone until it was over. And whenever I had 241 00:20:53.079 --> 00:20:59.519 to send, you know, emails to parents to say it's photo day or 242 00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:02.680 the game time is this time? I want to have a practice this day, 243 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:07.240 each of them had three nannies for me to send the same emails to 244 00:21:07.920 --> 00:21:11.200 got to be a bit much, but I will say this. We got 245 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:15.200 to a point where on the soccer team, Zuma was better at soccer than 246 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:18.480 football, but he'd thought of to gain weight, so he wasn't fast anymore. 247 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:23.119 And I believed in the last half hour practice, playing a scrimmage, 248 00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:27.240 just having a bunch of fun. And I always played with the kids. 249 00:21:27.480 --> 00:21:33.680 I played all the way until they were thirteen years old. Then I thought 250 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:36.559 I would lose my win because they were really fast at that point. But 251 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:40.640 that was the last year I was gonna beat them in a race. And 252 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:48.279 Gavin was cool enough to always volunteer and play goalie or play wing or whatever. 253 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:52.319 Like he just was a regular dad and I loved having him around. 254 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:56.759 And when the season ended and they all got their trophies, he was really 255 00:21:56.839 --> 00:21:59.599 nice to me. He came to the event. Gwen didn't maybe she was 256 00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:03.400 busy, but he came and he, you know, gave me a nice 257 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:07.240 hug, and he said how much that meant that, you know how I 258 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:12.359 treated Zuma, et cetera. Just weird things happened because I never would have 259 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:19.759 anticipated that, having fallen in love with Gavin Rosdale's music many years before, 260 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:23.880 and then I like when Stefani's music and my daughter Roxy when she was a 261 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:30.359 kid, really loved, no doubt loved Hollabacker. We had to hear that 262 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:33.319 song over and over. She loved the song. I know We're cool. 263 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:37.559 Oh so many songs roxy had to hear. We had the DVD the CD 264 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:41.839 in the car, and she knew what numbers. Depressed Daddy won, three, 265 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:48.519 five and seven, and god forbid if that player went beyond and another 266 00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:51.680 song came on because me and her mommy were talking, she went ballistic. 267 00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:59.039 No Daddy, all right, right, said when these things go on, 268 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:03.319 But so what happens. At least they're both happy and moving on with other 269 00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:07.519 people. I do think that Gavin got the best. That girl he's linked 270 00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:14.440 up with now is a real looker, no joke, as Biden would say. 271 00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:17.559 Oh, there's gonna be a lot to say about Joe Biden on this 272 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:19.880 week against poloitics a bitch. Hey, guys, I want you all, 273 00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:23.559 like I've always said, I'd love to have you at Fames A bitch. 274 00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:26.960 Go to Patren dot com slash Fames A Bitch, be a part of the 275 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:30.400 army. There's a lot that's gonna be going on, especially with the royal 276 00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:34.880 family. There's a lot going on because well this time of year things tend 277 00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:40.720 to heat up. These guys, these kids are coming back from Saint Bart's 278 00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:44.799 and they have another fling, another three or four months before they go back 279 00:23:44.839 --> 00:23:48.720 out there on vacation. That's when things start to get exciting. Divorces happen, 280 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:52.039 affairs happen. You know, the oscars are over, these these movies. 281 00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:56.119 Those around there eating at restaurants. They're having carborohydrates again, which means 282 00:23:56.160 --> 00:24:00.559 they can bring alcohol again, which means is gonna be hi fun. I 283 00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:03.880 mean already. Megan Fox has said she falls in love every other day, 284 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:08.640 so she and Machine and Kelly are through a lot of good stuff out there. 285 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:15.359 Bianca Sensory, Kanye's wife, is about to go head to head or 286 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.160 Kanye is gonna go ahead to head with her dad, who's sick of seeing 287 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:22.559 or dressed like a slut and he wants her to be in Australia. Took 288 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:26.960 sweet to talk to this Kanye fella and say to him, why do I 289 00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:30.599 have to put up with this seeing my daughter in the papers when you wouldn't 290 00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:36.640 dress your own daughters like this. This is gonna be interesting because Sensory's dad, 291 00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:38.960 as I said, it's an Italian guy from Australia, but he's also 292 00:24:40.000 --> 00:24:42.200 a gangster. He's done jail time, his brother, his son has done 293 00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:48.200 jail time. These are tough guys, so it's in Kanye's best interest to 294 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:53.119 listen to what Daddy Sensory has to say. If not, I don't know 295 00:24:53.119 --> 00:25:00.319 what we're gonna be dealing with. But maybe Tyson's on Tyson. Maybe uh 296 00:25:00.759 --> 00:25:03.440 Kanye's titanium teeth. They're gonna be busted in half one day, and those 297 00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:07.559 cost eight hundred and fifty thousand, so you'd better watch what he says and 298 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:14.400 what he does. I don't believe he's ever tangled with a girl with an 299 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:22.839 Italian father, especially one who's pretty goddamn tough and the next con and lives 300 00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:29.039 in Australia where well, I guess you can dispose of a body in Australia 301 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:34.039 in many, many different areas. That outback's pretty big. All right, 302 00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:40.440 gang, that's all the show we got for your free show from March twenty 303 00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:42.759 third, twenty twenty four. Be sure to draw me next week. 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