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Peacock network. Okay, bitch,
Hey, everybody aj Benji here with fame,

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is it? Bitch? This is
your free show from March twenty third,

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twenty twenty four. Oh three two
three two oh two four. Hope

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your weekends off to a good start. Mine is, and uh, well,

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let's get right to it, because
rather than always try to convince you

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to come aboard the Patreon platform for
five bucks a month, let me just

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tell you the kind of news I
had and that I gave to my patrons

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days and days ago. When the
mystery of Kate Middleton's mysterious abdominal surgery he

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got even murkier with people having not
seen her since Christmas, and it got

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very weird and wacky when they stopped
off at a local farm store and people

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claimed there was a body double,
which I tend to think there was,

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and that body double had on a
bad wig, and a lot of my

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female listeners agreed that looked like a
wig, and the fact that this woman

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was walking at a fast pace.
That's not what you do when you're coming

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off abdominal surgery. When you've got
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you don't want to giggle, laugh, cough, walk too quickly. It's

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just it's very difficult. So I
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a sneaking suspicion Kate Middleton has cancer. And I went further and said,

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I don't think this abdominal surgery has
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speak, and abdominal surgery, he's
a very wide ranging turn. It could

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be anything from appendicitis to gallstones to
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knowing the Royals the way we do, I don't think they wanted to mention

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that this cancer and this planned surgery
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far for the Royals to go.
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Kate's got cancer and I believe it
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any kind of problems with her intestines, maybe there's a colostomy bag to boot

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and that takes time to get used
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of those things Matthew Perry me predicting
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you'll find that he died of an
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was partially blind and partially paralyzed way
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been bullseye to these stories, so
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So now we've got Kate diagnosed with
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this diagnosis after undergoing major abdominal surgery. Even that's been upgraded. They used

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was successful. They didn't think there
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got the postop results, they saw
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begin chemotherapy. What type she's getting, How long it's gonna last, I

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don't know. Typically it's a twenty
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as any one of us can say. We can all test, having either

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ourselves gone through it or family members
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goes out to her and William and
the children, and I think she handled

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it right. These kids are all
under ten years old. I believe that's

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so difficulty here. When my mom
had cancer first time, I was thirteen,

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it was big time cancer, female
cancer, and it was a radical

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hysterectomy, and my father took me
aside. Didn't have much of a bedside

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manner, but he took me in
the cabana where we kept all the pool

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supplies and the swim fins and masks
and fishing poles, and was always hot

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in there. I could still feel
the heat. We built ourselves from leftover

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lumber. It looked really good next
to the big peach tree next to his

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compost where he laid out a lot
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or if he sprayed the hose on
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we'd wake up to find big,
beautiful earthworms that we took on the boat

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for fishing. Anyhow, he took
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your mother could die. And that
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old kit to hear. I developed
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without a roll of tombs in my
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and didn't feel that roll of tombs, I would go to the nurse and

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demand I go home. Now.
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from the school, and they used
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the window, and I'd come back
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ticks. I would roll my eyes, I would roll my shoulder. I

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still roll my shoulder now at sixty
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don't know when things are going wrong
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nervous about something. So my heart
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if you're making markl right now,
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she really thought her lifestyle brand was
going to be a big story. Sorry,

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cancer, Trump's your new lifestyle brand, honey, whatever it was called

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something rivy American riv era, whatever
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really important in life. Anyhow,
Obviously, my heart goes out to Kate

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and William and the children and everybody
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but like we know, many of
our loved ones have gone through it,

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many have come through it healthy.
She's young, she's strong. There's no

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reason why she can't. So let's
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but good luck. Oh, by
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the debacle, that debacle television series
on Wendy Williams. Remember that Life Time

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series where is Wendy Williams. There's
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with a bad taste in their mouths. You just knew something had to happen.

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I mean a lot of us saw
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why would those people closest to her
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let alone aired. And now it
turns out there are some of those

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quote unquote friends of Wendy who can't
get away quick enough. Oh they're leaving.

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They're leaving like roaches when they see
the light in the kitchen go off

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and they scatter. And now it
turns out there were some of those friends

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of Wendy who were gone. Two
of the main people who are in Wendy's

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corner are no longer associated with her. Sean's An Eye who looked like a

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complete idiot, and Will Selby,
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a manager. They're no longer working
for her, despite the fact that they

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were very active in the docu series. Sean and Wendy's business relationship has been

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severed for almost a year now,
and apparently Sean did her final job for

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Wendy last May and hasn't represented her
since then, and will is reportedly not

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her manager anymore. This is the
genius who just thought she needed space in

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a different city and she'd get better. He's also the numbskull who said he

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was gonna throw out bottles of booze
he'd see around her room. Don't worry

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when I see bottles, I throw
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she overpowered him in order to keep
her day drinking going on. And you

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know, nothing happens good if you're
day drinking. Night drinking is bad enough,

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but drinking alone during the day heights, I don't know. God knows

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what she was paying him. It
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Wendy. He was featured in the
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the main people preparing her for this
so called comeback. But anyhow, sources

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are now saying he is no longer
her manager or handling anything related to Wendy

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or her business. I'm not sure
what her business is anymore, but he

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ain't a part of it. I'm
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because people say he's still acting and
saying that he's on board and still her

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manager despite her currently being in rehab
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and he's one of the few people
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no longer working with her. Actually, neither Sean nor will are around Wendy

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anymore. So hopefully she'll get some
people who genuinely care for her. Very

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stark difference between Wendy Williams' illness and
Kate Middleton's illness. These are two public

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people. One has people who care
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Not so much. Maybe things will
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they will. I've said from day
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that Wendy Williams would never sit down
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and I believe that more than I
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gonna get worse and worse for Wendy, and these two people leaving is like

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the last two rats leaving the boat
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You ever get jobs like that,
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for that check to clear. One
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I forget the guy's name, some
famous he was famous for a bit,

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very wealthy Jewish guy and oh god, what was his name? Anyhow,

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he was holding these celebrity boxing matches, etc. And me and Franks

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Delone were hired to do the commentary
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got there was a Sunday. This
guy, forget his name, this crazy

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guy was carried out on like a
chair with a bunch of men who had

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great physiques. Their bodies were all
oiled up, and me and Frankstalone are

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like, what the fuck are we
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I'm like, I went to school, I got a degree, I've done

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many things. What am I doing
here? But we were getting five grand

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in peace, and I swear to
god I got that check before the fights

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began. And there was a Bank
of America down the street in Hollywood,

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and I put that in the bank
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He was one of them, and
that's what the I think the people

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who helped Wendy are dealing with as
well. But hey, look her health

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bit comes before anything, but they
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was she just not on board with
a lot of things, but she was

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just treating them like shit. I
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you gotta check it out. Oh
my god. Impossible to work for

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someone like that. Here's a sad
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both people involved and it kind of
bothers me. Gavin Rossdale says he wishes

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he had more of a connection with
his ex wife, Gwen Stefani. You

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know, he shares three kids with
her, and he said in a interview

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that he felt handcuffed because he didn't
want to say anything negative about his ex

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because he said, I never thought
I had to get divorced. So there's

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this simple shame in my life.
He said this on the podcast that's hosted

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by Amy and TJ. Oh Yeah, Amy Roback and TJ. Holmes,

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the lovebirds who worked on the on
the news show who got caught having affairs

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admitted to them and now they're together
and they've got a podcast, because everybody

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has a podcast. But Gavin Ronsdills
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That's it. And he noted that
both of his parents had been married

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three times, and he never wanted
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That sucks when that happens. You
know, I talk about that on my

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Patreon quite a bit. You know, it's just not the same anymore.

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You can make a lot of efforts
to have your life, your family and

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life to be like it was when
you were a kid and your parents were

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home, but I just ain't the
same anymore. It's very tough to get

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two kids around the table to have
dinner at a certain hour. People are

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working second jobs. Now, the
kids have Little League practice or music this,

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and lessons for this, and it's
just hard. I always lamented that

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because I was the cook. I
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not every night, six nights a
week. And I was always the guy

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who believed, no matter what happens
during the course of the day, every

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night we sit down for dinner,
when we catch up on the kids,

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talk about school, tell some stories, how some laughs and subtle any kind

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of bullshit. We've got to settle. But it was getting more and more

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difficult. And now I've got Yeah, I'm just gonna say, Gavin Newsom,

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oh my god. So now I've
got Rossdale saying the same thing,

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and it's it's not nice, but
it's interesting to hear that people who are

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mega famous have gone through similar situations. And just what matter is more than

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anything, is how my kid's gonna
get through this. You know, I've

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always thought about that when I fell
in love with Andrea, and I was

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still married, and I knew it
was going to be sticky as hell,

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but I knew that I was not
gonna fall out of love with her.

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And we had to figure it out. And to everybody's credit, we have

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we have figured out. But it
took some work, took a lot of

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talks, took some tears, some
promises and this and that, and you

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know, but it's not easy.
And he says, I wish I could

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have found a way to not have
that in their lives. It wasn't fun

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for me to come from a broken
home. It can be quite debilitating for

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kids. The overriding things is you
just you don't want to let your kids

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down. They've got three sons,
Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo. Kingston

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is seventeen, but Zuma is fifteen. I coached him in sports for a

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couple of years in Little League Apollo's
ten and as we all know these guys.

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Stefani and Rosdale got married in two
thousand and two after there were rumors

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that he cheated on her, and
they split in twenty fifteen. The roomor

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was he had sex with his nanny, with their nanny, Well, it

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wasn't any of the nanny's I saw, trust me. They didn't look like

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the type that any man wanted he'll
jump into bed with. But the biggest

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thing would be when you see the
kids, and sometimes there's a loss there.

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And he was lamenting the fact that
it'd be nice if there was more

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of a connection with the person who
made them with me, he's alluding to

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Gwen Stefani directly. Now we all
know she's moved on with Blake Shelton.

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This to me looks like a relationship
that I felt would never work, But

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it worked. They tied to not
four years ago and change they met on

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the voice. He was a shoulder
to cry on. You know how that

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shit works. Always look for the
guy who was flooding your wife or girlfriend

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cry on his shoulder. The more
these the more information these guys get,

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the easier they make it for your
wife or girlfriend to slide in and feel

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comfortable, and then they get your
sloppy seconds. But if your wife or

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girlfriend's a beauty, then it ain't
that sloppy. You know. Sometimes people

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think it's garbage, but it's gold. So that's what happened. But I

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feel bad for Gavin. He says, he goes to a lot of events

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and there's the other team, so
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proud of myself and my consistency as
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that I'm super consistent. That's kind
of a little kick. And he asked

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to Gwen and Blake Shelton, but
he did describe their divorce as debilitating,

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very contentious, highly emotional, and
a flared up situation. But he tried

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to keep his mouth shut because he
believed less said is better down the road.

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He said, I'm handcuffed because I
would never want to overly say anything

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negative about my kids, my kid's
mom. That's just not right. Obviously

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sounds like a real stand up guy. But when Gwen's romance with Blake Shelton

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began to heat up, hey,
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He had to move on himself,
and he recently hooked up with a

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musician named I think it's Hoana Xhoa
na Juana. She's hot. She looks

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somewhat like Gwen Stefani, tall,
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her Instagram, he did pretty well, did really well, and they became

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Instagram official, obviously. But it
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of this when I coached his son
Zuoma. Now, I gotta admit I

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wanted Zoom on my team because the
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and football when he played against US. But I'd be lying if I said

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I drafted him, because you know
of that. The bottom line is I

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wanted to see Gwen Stefani and Gavin
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I'm a starfucker. Let me see
people. I like that, And you

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know, I always got a kick
or seeing Gwen Stefani hanging out at the

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park with us, and she'd be
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Even though she was there, there
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would show up with no nanny to
pick up his son, very different kind

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of styles. Gwen, later on
the second season would show up with Blake

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Shelton to our games, and there's
a picture of Roxy and my wife with

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Gwen and they used to talk to
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big fan and that was always fun. But you know, I used to

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call Stefani and tell her her kid
was about to get the ball on a

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handof He wasn't good when I had
him. Somehow Zuma peaked at the I

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don't know, ten years old.
He didn't take that earlier ability and move

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up with it. But still it
was great having them there. But here's

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the difference. I'm not going to
cast dispersions, but Gwen Stefani would sit

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on the side, like I said, on the grass, watch practice,

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but really look at her phone until
it was over. And whenever I had

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to send, you know, emails
to parents to say it's photo day or

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the game time is this time?
I want to have a practice this day,

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each of them had three nannies for
me to send the same emails to

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got to be a bit much,
but I will say this. We got

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to a point where on the soccer
team, Zuma was better at soccer than

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football, but he'd thought of to
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And I believed in the last half
hour practice, playing a scrimmage,

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just having a bunch of fun.
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I played all the way until they
were thirteen years old. Then I thought

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I would lose my win because they
were really fast at that point. But

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that was the last year I was
gonna beat them in a race. And

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Gavin was cool enough to always volunteer
and play goalie or play wing or whatever.

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Like he just was a regular dad
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And when the season ended and they
all got their trophies, he was really

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nice to me. He came to
the event. Gwen didn't maybe she was

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busy, but he came and he, you know, gave me a nice

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hug, and he said how much
that meant that, you know how I

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treated Zuma, et cetera. Just
weird things happened because I never would have

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anticipated that, having fallen in love
with Gavin Rosdale's music many years before,

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and then I like when Stefani's music
and my daughter Roxy when she was a

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kid, really loved, no doubt
loved Hollabacker. We had to hear that

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song over and over. She loved
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Oh so many songs roxy had to
hear. We had the DVD the CD

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in the car, and she knew
what numbers. Depressed Daddy won, three,

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five and seven, and god forbid
if that player went beyond and another

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song came on because me and her
mommy were talking, she went ballistic.

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No Daddy, all right, right, said when these things go on,

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But so what happens. At least
they're both happy and moving on with other

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people. I do think that Gavin
got the best. That girl he's linked

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up with now is a real looker, no joke, as Biden would say.

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Oh, there's gonna be a lot
to say about Joe Biden on this

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week against poloitics a bitch. Hey, guys, I want you all,

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like I've always said, I'd love
to have you at Fames A bitch.

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Go to Patren dot com slash Fames
A Bitch, be a part of the

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army. There's a lot that's gonna
be going on, especially with the royal

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family. There's a lot going on
because well this time of year things tend

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to heat up. These guys,
these kids are coming back from Saint Bart's

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and they have another fling, another
three or four months before they go back

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out there on vacation. That's when
things start to get exciting. Divorces happen,

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affairs happen. You know, the
oscars are over, these these movies.

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Those around there eating at restaurants.
They're having carborohydrates again, which means

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they can bring alcohol again, which
means is gonna be hi fun. I

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mean already. Megan Fox has said
she falls in love every other day,

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so she and Machine and Kelly are
through a lot of good stuff out there.

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Bianca Sensory, Kanye's wife, is
about to go head to head or

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Kanye is gonna go ahead to head
with her dad, who's sick of seeing

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or dressed like a slut and he
wants her to be in Australia. Took

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sweet to talk to this Kanye fella
and say to him, why do I

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have to put up with this seeing
my daughter in the papers when you wouldn't

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dress your own daughters like this.
This is gonna be interesting because Sensory's dad,

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as I said, it's an Italian
guy from Australia, but he's also

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a gangster. He's done jail time, his brother, his son has done

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jail time. These are tough guys, so it's in Kanye's best interest to

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listen to what Daddy Sensory has to
say. If not, I don't know

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what we're gonna be dealing with.
But maybe Tyson's on Tyson. Maybe uh

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Kanye's titanium teeth. They're gonna be
busted in half one day, and those

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cost eight hundred and fifty thousand,
so you'd better watch what he says and

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what he does. I don't believe
he's ever tangled with a girl with an

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Italian father, especially one who's pretty
goddamn tough and the next con and lives

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in Australia where well, I guess
you can dispose of a body in Australia

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in many, many different areas.
That outback's pretty big. All right,

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gang, that's all the show we
got for your free show from March twenty

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third, twenty twenty four. Be
sure to draw me next week. I

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think we'll have a show again Monday
or Tuesday for you folks, but to

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yourselves a favor if you want to
stay on top of everything and be right

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and be the person at parties who
always has the new news that's always accurate.

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For the Patreon dot com slash Fame
is a Bitch and you will be.

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I guarantee you make more friends,
You'll be the most popular person in

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the room. How about that.
Let's talk to yousday. Thank you for

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listening. Fame as a Bitch is
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endless wisdom, insightful commentary, and
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