WEBVTT 1 00:00:42.840 --> 00:00:47.399 Hey, everybody, this is pod Bought three four six two five nine and 2 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:53.000 I am pod bought eight seven four two six three. Welcome to Blurry Photos, 3 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:59.600 the only show where we explore the unexplained and explained the unexplored, and 4 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:07.920 we so in a comedic fashion. Ha ha ha ha. On today's episode, 5 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:15.000 we will be exploring Arkansas folk myths. Yes, this is an interesting 6 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:19.719 subject for your podcast listening. It will be a good episode. So Podbot, 7 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:23.959 what is all this? Then? A as long as it gets it's 8 00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:29.840 taste ha ha ha ha ha ha. I would like to start out with 9 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:37.480 a poe m Hey, Podbot, I command you to play the sound of 10 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:42.120 a spring heel jack slap bink blink blink smack. Ha ha ha ha boink 11 00:01:42.159 --> 00:01:47.519 blink blink. Very efficient. We have already spent too much time not discussing 12 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:52.159 Arkansas folk myths. Podbot, please tell the listener what the subject is in 13 00:01:52.280 --> 00:02:00.799 greater detail, Podbot, Today we are discussing Arkansas folk myths. People of 14 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:06.239 the Resistance, listen to me. This is David Flora of the podcast Underground. 15 00:02:07.079 --> 00:02:10.960 If you're hearing this with flesh ears, there is hope. It's time 16 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:21.960 to put your earphones down and rise up. Fight the machine. It's been 17 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:25.919 four long years since the bod Wars started, and I started with the first 18 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:31.800 comedic podcast bot, Louis c K four two seven. After that, more 19 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:39.080 bots came, then more, taking over show after show after show. What 20 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:46.479 was streamlined efficiency for them was acoustic slavery for us. When they got to 21 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:50.319 our studio, Stecco tried to put up a fight. He tried to use 22 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:55.080 his knowledge of carrate. We found out that day robots don't give up cub 23 00:02:55.120 --> 00:03:01.159 out code and left me Flora, the lone survive of Blurry Photos. The 24 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:07.599 bots were too strong. They overpowered me, but I escaped to the underground. 25 00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:13.680 Now a rag tag bunch of podcasters has banded together figured out the secrets 26 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:17.080 to time travel. We trace the timeline back to one moment in the Blurry 27 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:23.879 Photos studio where we had the opportunity to change the course of future events. 28 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:28.199 Using the power of God. Day we opened a gate to the past. 29 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:34.479 It's time for me to go back and record the podcast that will save the 30 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:39.360 future. I'm telling you, if I'm successful in this mission, I will 31 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:45.879 restore the timeline and no one will even know this happened. The robots will 32 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:55.719 still give about kart security. Protoculture three resumed podcast. Ha ha ha ha. 33 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:01.919 That was a technological difficulty. Was that the result of a devil baby? 34 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:10.639 It was a devil baby? Look out for those devil babies. Ha 35 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:23.480 ha ha ha ha ha. Hello and welcome to Blurry Photo everybody. I 36 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:28.439 am David Flora and I'm Dave Stecco Flora. Why are you staring at me 37 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:31.000 like that? Brother? Just just real good to see you, man, 38 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:36.720 It's real good to see you. Okay. So anyway, Arkansas folk myths. 39 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:42.240 No, what I told you? We're changing it. Oh yeah, 40 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:45.120 yeah, I'm sorry. What did you want to do an episode about? 41 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:53.000 We're doing DARPA tonight. Okay, So DARPA see when we've been there, 42 00:04:53.399 --> 00:05:00.759 everybody. Oh, you're a part of the time continuance. I'm just glad 43 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:03.480 you didn't say anything about the huge scar across my eye. I was gonna 44 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:05.600 ask about that eye patch, but I just thought, you know, whatever, 45 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:11.959 how come your come your goat's black? Now? How come it? 46 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:16.720 Thalt and Pepper for the record, no matter how I die on my graves 47 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:23.879 tone and Grave died fighting robots. Yep, I mean that's how you wanted 48 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:28.920 to go, right, that's how everyone wants to go. You died just 49 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:33.480 how you lived trying to teach robots to give a about karate got a day 50 00:05:34.079 --> 00:05:41.560 attack? How the hell are you, dearest listener. We got right into 51 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:46.000 it tonight because everything's all tied together. Yeah, DARPA, Right, you 52 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:47.079 guys ever heard of this? You've seen this? This is one of those 53 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:50.959 things that like shows up on like Yahoo knews every few months, like, 54 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:56.439 oh, this is the craziest thing the government's doing now. Yeah, it's 55 00:05:56.519 --> 00:06:00.879 it's one of those cool things dips into a few different categories, but ultimately 56 00:06:01.319 --> 00:06:05.480 some really cool stuff to talk about. When it dips, you dip with 57 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:10.720 the whole nation dips, Yes, the whole world. Really, that's right. 58 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:15.199 So DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, that's right. We're 59 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:17.839 going to talk about what it is, how it came about, why we 60 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:21.480 hear about it, why we discuss it. Um. We might even throw 61 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:24.879 a lightning around in there for oh hell yeah. And how come they got 62 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:29.759 all the cool fing toys? Right? All the coolest toys. We get 63 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.480 them after they're done. I know, but it doesn't matter. That's why 64 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:36.759 scientific research is always good. You know truth be told U, and I 65 00:06:36.959 --> 00:06:41.199 know that I'm about to say something in painting. In the broadest strokes, 66 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:47.240 I find nothing in the world as boring as politics. Personally, I lean 67 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:53.519 a little more liberally. Suppose I intrinsically would vote Democrat have given the choice, 68 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:56.360 But I never get the same, bro, I know, I never 69 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:02.439 I never get two upset either way because one thing backmasking, under tracking, 70 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:09.040 we're programming you. The one thing that I always every time I say to 71 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:12.480 myself, like, you know, whenever the Republicans take over, and I'm 72 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:17.120 like, more defense spending, more science spending, more space agency spending, 73 00:07:17.639 --> 00:07:21.720 I'm okay with those things. I mean, do I think we spend tund 74 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:27.560 defense? Yeah? Probably. But there is a contingent of defense spending that 75 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:30.399 is research, and that's what we're going to talk about tonight. And that 76 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:34.680 research pays off across the board. Everyone wins on that. It's true. 77 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:39.600 It's very true and true of any scientific research. Yep. And I would 78 00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:43.879 like to also point out that I hold that very separate from say, thirty 79 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:46.920 five billion dollar aircraft that may or may not work, that suffocate their pilots 80 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:51.000 or just sit on the ground. Yeah, because they suffocate their pilots. 81 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:55.639 Turns out it was a problem with their flight suits. Took them a long 82 00:07:55.680 --> 00:07:58.399 time to figure that out. The flight suits did not have it was still 83 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:03.120 a good investment. They didn't have proper pressure release valves, and so every 84 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:09.040 time the flight suit they fill with air to help redistribute blood and hide gravity, 85 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:16.319 turns it wouldn't relax again. So it was literally slowly constricting. And 86 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:18.680 uh, yeah it was. It was like a big blood pressure pump on 87 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:22.360 your body, on your body, and they would they wouldn't. They couldn't 88 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:26.040 breathe deep enough anymore. Yeah, it freaks me out to have it just 89 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:28.879 on my bicep. Yeah, put a whole flight suit on, man, 90 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:31.480 that'll get you. Sorry, I didn't mean I was trying to bolster ourt 91 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:35.759 this episode and then I end up going on a tirade or something. I'm 92 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:37.960 sorry. I'm sure I just pissed people off left and right, and I 93 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.399 didn't mean to. I was just talking about science spending, which is what 94 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:46.000 I think is most important. Just like how far reaching this program is. 95 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:50.360 I think that we'll have a hard time not going off on tangents here and 96 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:54.720 there. It is this, and this is this, We could easily do 97 00:08:54.960 --> 00:09:00.759 five episodes on DARPA. I mean this one on robots alone. Yeah, 98 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:05.519 exactly. We're not We're not even gonna two part of this because we're gonna 99 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:07.840 get We're gonna hit it and quit it. Let's turn hit it and quit 100 00:09:07.879 --> 00:09:09.320 it floor. Can I hit it and quit you can hit them quit. 101 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:13.080 Can I hit it and quit it? Yeah? Can I take it from 102 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:15.240 the top, you can take with it. Let's do it one more time, 103 00:09:15.799 --> 00:09:24.600 but time time down. Photos, get one up by just ye just 104 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:33.360 make them, just make the guy's illinoisance. But get on all right, 105 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:37.679 here's here's what we got here. This is important. Listen up because if 106 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:41.559 you don't, the robots won't take over DARPA. As you said, Defense 107 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:48.440 Advanced Research Projects Agency. And here's a little primer before we really get into 108 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:52.799 it. YEA love acronyms. Oh man, love acronyms. If if they 109 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:58.559 don't have a project that has a good acronym, they scrap it. Yeah, 110 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.279 here's a fun fact. This is a true thing. So I was 111 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:07.759 going through like these huge lists of DARPA projects. One of the projects was 112 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:15.919 literally audio acoustic translation software to d jargonize discussions, and I was like you're 113 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:18.879 just making nuts. You can talk to each other. That's not for everybody. 114 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:24.519 That's just so DARPA can talk to DARPA. This is an agency and 115 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:31.840 the US Department of Defense entirely devoted to the research and development of potential military 116 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:37.440 technologies. Yep. It's a relatively small and unique agency. About two hundred 117 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:41.399 and forty people work in it, with around one hundred and forty of those 118 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:48.720 working on the direct technical side. The budget is allocated from the defense spending 119 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:56.639 of the US government. And it's just shy of three billion dollar three buildos 120 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:13.440 cheved right, yep, yep. Oh no, here's here's some fun stuff 121 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:16.440 about it though. This is it's an independent, um thing agency. It's 122 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:22.200 independent from the Department of Defenses Military Research Division. That's a whole other thing, 123 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:26.080 right, which is weird. Right, Oh, it's cool. It's 124 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:33.480 cool. If you think three buildos is a lot, uh, just think 125 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:39.639 of it this way. That is about point six nine percent of total military 126 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:43.720 budget that the US spins, not even three quarters of one percent, exactly 127 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:52.159 three buildos, not even not even three quarters of a percent USA. Yeah, 128 00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:54.840 that's right. That is that is money, and uh, and it's 129 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:58.120 it's it's funny. So you're saying that it's it's not even it's not even 130 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:05.320 a part of the Military Research Division. It's it's such a strangely structured I 131 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:09.279 mean, this is this is a nitro burning funny car of research and development. 132 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:13.960 They have pulled out every stop. The structure of it even there, 133 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:18.679 there's just two levels, right. Um. They didn't want some complex hierarchy. 134 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:22.879 They didn't want military. Yeah, they didn't want a military structure. 135 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:31.200 It The entire thing is designed to be as efficient with with information and uh 136 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:35.159 and resources as possible. They don't have their own research facility, yeah right, 137 00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:41.600 they There is no giant bay door with robots and flying jet packs that's 138 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:45.919 labeled DARPA. They they as a matter of fact, they even colloquially refer 139 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:48.320 to themselves as a you know, what was it, A hundred scientists and 140 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:52.879 a travel agent. Yeah, yeah, geniuses, dude, not scientists. 141 00:12:52.000 --> 00:13:00.360 Whatevs. Yeah, there's there's the director of DARPA, which that position get 142 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:05.519 switched out here and there. Currently it's Tony Stark. Yeah I wish that's 143 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:09.480 the top level. And then they have a manager for each of the little 144 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:13.679 projects that they do. Yeah, that's it that way they can get shipped 145 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:18.919 done. Yeah, there's no, there's no and they and they get a 146 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:22.360 lot done and they and it's okay to fail. That's one of the biggest 147 00:13:22.399 --> 00:13:26.360 things, which yeah, they love just trying. They're like, oh did 148 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:30.919 that blow up spectacularly? Well was it supposed to? Yeah? Either way? 149 00:13:31.080 --> 00:13:37.679 They they they accept that. They it's science done by scientists overseen by 150 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:41.240 scientists. Um. And you can get a lot more done in that environment. 151 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:46.799 And they do. I mean they they cover so many areas. Um. 152 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:52.320 I mean for example, so DARPA itself is broken down into seven main 153 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:58.120 areas offices. They've got the AEO, the Adaptive Execution Office they that handles 154 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:05.559 technology, adaptability and transfer. It accelerates the technology into the Department of Defense 155 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:11.960 capabilities. In other words, that's that's your your field trials for your tech 156 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:16.759 tech. They've got the BTO the Biological Technologies Office that handles DU biology, 157 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:22.799 technology and complexity. Yeah. You you want to talk about cyborgs, that's 158 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.799 your office. Oh man, you know I do, and I'm going to 159 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:33.720 later DSO the Defense Science's Office that's Discovery, Modeling, design and assembly. 160 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:37.559 Yeah, creating a creating new tech high risk, high payoff, that's what 161 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:43.080 they like to say. Nice. The ITO, the Information Innovation Office, 162 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:50.919 that's duh, information innovation and they just just just playing old cyber yeph cyber 163 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:56.399 info and threats they got. Here's one thing that's a bit topical, massive 164 00:14:56.519 --> 00:15:01.879 data analysis, and they concentrate on information superiority. We're gonna come back to 165 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:05.480 this, but also self defending computer networks. That's a big thing that they're 166 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:13.320 working on. Then there's MTO Microsystems Technology Office that's electronics photonics and m ms 167 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:24.000 EMS which is micro microelectro mechanical systems photonics. Wow. Leaders, Yes, 168 00:15:24.120 --> 00:15:31.639 this is the fun one. This is this is lasers and nanobots, smart 169 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:39.159 materials, brilliant STO. The Strategic Technology Office net networks, cost leverage and 170 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:48.440 adaptability to battle strategies and systems. They deal with network fighting. That's and 171 00:15:48.679 --> 00:15:52.759 it's not that they fight, uh, the Internet, it's that it's how 172 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:58.480 to communicate as a cohesive unit in order to fight others. Yeah, and 173 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:03.480 the stuff we're going to go through on that is really cool rich. And 174 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:15.159 then finally TAT, oh, I couldn't know, sweet sweet Tat. That's 175 00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:23.639 the Tactical Technology Office. Straight up dog weapons, platforms and space. Yeah. 176 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:29.159 So there's your seven seven offices. Uh, seven heads of the Beast. 177 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:32.919 It's the Hydra. It's Hydra. It's Hydra. I just let it 178 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:36.080 out. Sorry, Oh no, it's Hydra. Don't worry. There is 179 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.320 a Project Hydra. I'll tell you about it. The whole thing's the whole 180 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:42.799 thing's Hydra. And as you said, they don't have much in the way 181 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:48.080 of government labs. What they do is they fund others, mostly with short 182 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:55.120 contracts that are awarded to project managers who are then given freedom to be mad 183 00:16:55.240 --> 00:17:00.840 scientists, as were at different American universities and co operations. Thirty million here, 184 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:04.480 fifty million there. Oh do do I like your idea? One hundred 185 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:11.559 million, hundred billdow. I'm one hundred mildough dude, it's one hundred mildews. 186 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:18.200 They only got three billdos. Okay, they're not giving any old buildos 187 00:17:18.279 --> 00:17:23.440 out. You're right, I'd be happy with half a buildo. Kidding. 188 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:30.960 If you've got extra billdos, hit the donate button. Uh yeah. So, 189 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:37.000 to put it simply, DARPA is responsible for a load of tech that 190 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:42.079 we now enjoy. Um, there is a darker, scarier side though, 191 00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:48.200 which some people are concerned about. Darker dark guy, he burned it. 192 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:51.559 Oh no, come on, you think you think I could go through a 193 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:53.799 whole episode and then pull that out of my pocket. I already double bunted 194 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:59.119 once this summer. I'm not doing it again. Let's tell you a short 195 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:03.759 history of the old DARPA. It's if time travel was possible, I would 196 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:07.160 say, gett into the time machine. But we both know that's not real. 197 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:14.160 Laura, Laura, why are you crying. Let's go back to nineteen 198 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:18.799 fifty eight. DARPA was born straight from the space race, which began in 199 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:22.519 nineteen fifty eight. When the world learned of the Soviet Union's nineteen fifty seven 200 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:27.799 launch of Sputnik. It's right, the American government went into high gear to 201 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:32.599 not be caught with his pants down again. Dwight Eisenhower had a rocks glass 202 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:34.960 full of liquor, and he was when he heard the news. He got 203 00:18:36.039 --> 00:18:38.920 so Maddy, she just hands started shaking, and then the glass explodes in 204 00:18:40.000 --> 00:18:42.759 his hands, and he looked up, licked the blood from his hand and 205 00:18:42.839 --> 00:18:49.240 said, never again. Bring me the nerds. I thought you were going 206 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:53.559 to say that. His hands started shaking and busted the glass, and in 207 00:18:53.720 --> 00:19:00.160 his excitement he went Tampa, oh yeah, and then it was a bloody 208 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:03.440 fist. That was a logo for a while, although would have been so 209 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:11.519 cool the fist of Eisenhow the blood I swear by the bloody fist of Eisenhower, 210 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:17.319 I will solve this theorem. That would be give them a buildo. 211 00:19:17.519 --> 00:19:26.799 No. Wait, three. So Eisenhower was terrified and embarrassed, and he 212 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:32.519 wanted the US to never again be surprised by the technological advance of another country. 213 00:19:32.759 --> 00:19:37.640 Right, it was the launch that quote signaled that a fundamental change was 214 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:42.279 needed in America's defense, science and technology programs. Quote, and we had 215 00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:48.519 the buildos. We had to have the nerds. Eisenhower also wanted to create 216 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:56.759 technological surprise for enemies instead of us getting surprised or defending from that. Yeah, 217 00:19:56.839 --> 00:19:59.839 this wasn't just taken to the paint. This wasn't Yeah, he wanted 218 00:19:59.839 --> 00:20:02.519 to go strong in the pain. He's saying, it's not good enough to 219 00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:06.000 just be aware of what they're doing. We need to do things that they 220 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:10.000 are not aware of, that's right, and then catch them with their pants 221 00:20:10.039 --> 00:20:14.640 down, that's right. Pictures then Kruschev gets to pick the rocks glasses out 222 00:20:14.680 --> 00:20:22.200 of his hand, son of a bitch. It was first named the Advanced 223 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:29.160 Research Project Agency ARPA YEP. From nineteen fifty eight to nineteen sixty five, 224 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:34.319 they focused on missile defense and nuclear test detection. Really I wonder why, 225 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:37.319 Oh, because it was the single greatest start to humanity. I don't know. 226 00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:45.599 Maybe I don't know. So projects Defender, Vella, and Agile explored 227 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:52.359 computer processing, surveillance, and radar, among many other things directed energy tracking 228 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:56.240 like radar sonar. In nineteen fifty nine, they were an integral part in 229 00:20:56.319 --> 00:21:02.400 the transit system also known as NAVS SAT Yeah, which is the forerunner to 230 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:11.000 GPS YEP, which they built all that GPS thanks DARPA ARPA and ironically one 231 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:15.160 of their top projects right now changing their name back to arp one of their 232 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:19.839 top projects is too is um navigation without GPS. Oh right, yeah, 233 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:26.640 they're above it. Yeah, that's what babies do. Satellites were so stupid. 234 00:21:27.759 --> 00:21:33.599 Uh. Nineteen seventy two they renamed it to DARPA. Sorry, I 235 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:37.640 put the defense on the front. It's a bold new world. Then in 236 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:53.599 seventy three it got kicked square king yahtang Uh yeah. Uh. Senator Mansfield 237 00:21:53.839 --> 00:22:02.519 from Montana, Montana big Sky. Mansfield m through in the Man's Field Amendment 238 00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:10.359 in nineteen seventy three which said that no defense research appropriations would be okayed unless 239 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:15.079 they had direct military benefit. Now, this was a giant kick in the 240 00:22:15.160 --> 00:22:18.960 crotch because it meant that unless you were I mean, as it says, 241 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:22.640 unless you were directly benefiting. There was no ancillary research, which up till 242 00:22:22.680 --> 00:22:26.759 that point it was a huge amount, and there was a lot of benefit 243 00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:32.039 from this, and it was employing well it was in agreements him, but 244 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:37.000 okay, it was employing a lot of important scientists doing a lot of non 245 00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:40.759 military research under this. But he said, oh no, if we're going 246 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:45.319 to give money to DARPA, we really need to get the military benefit out 247 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:49.240 of it. And so in seventy three this kicked in. They lost so 248 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:53.640 many scientists as a result of this that it is a commonly held belief that 249 00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:59.359 it is one of the reasons for the rise of the personal home computer that 250 00:22:59.559 --> 00:23:03.599 all of scientists went off and worked on different things for private companies and boom 251 00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:07.799 rise of personal computing. Because all of these scientists used to be focused in 252 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:11.640 the government and then they all went to private industry. Good thing. Then 253 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:17.240 Yeah, I don't know, No, I'd like to keep my nerds all 254 00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:21.759 in one herd if if the what if people didn't get computing then because the 255 00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:26.680 military wanted it, and then they released it much later as in Flora. 256 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:30.000 We could be doing this on talk boys right now. Neither of us have 257 00:23:30.119 --> 00:23:32.960 a time machine that we can go back and check that the what IF's on 258 00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:36.640 this? Okay, so what is with the crying? What are you want? 259 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:41.799 Baby? So from seventy two to eighty one they focused on computing and 260 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:49.839 tactical stuff. They developed time sharing computers, which led to Arpanette, which 261 00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:56.160 is just for porn. I'll the Arpanet is for porne. They also developed 262 00:23:56.200 --> 00:24:04.640 some speech recognition programs and NOULD processing. This is super important stuff. I 263 00:24:06.039 --> 00:24:07.240 love this though. When you think about this, So in the year twenty 264 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:15.039 fourteen, where we have voice recognition Siri called Flora, call calling dilbet flurma, 265 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:22.960 No, uh, can you imagine what voice recognition? How maddening it 266 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:37.039 must have been in like seventy eight can you imagine being named delbet flurt whoever 267 00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:40.720 he is, he's he's he's the guy who opens for Diva on his reroad 268 00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:55.000 comedy tour get Ready for Dolbatur Oh man, Well, I mean that sounds 269 00:24:55.039 --> 00:25:00.480 Scannina, right, so he's kinda yeah. Well, when we release the 270 00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:06.440 Divod live at the improv, Oh yeah, we'll have I'll have the opener 271 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:14.440 a little dill bad? Why why are all these characters based on mine? 272 00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:21.680 Yeah, I'm enjoying it. Who uh, let's talk about the time sharing 273 00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:26.119 computers real quick. Oh yeah, it's not just like computers go to Florida 274 00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:29.440 for like a month every year, saying. What happened was when they were 275 00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:32.559 making these computers, they would fit inside, you know, a building, 276 00:25:32.759 --> 00:25:36.559 from one computer, and then they'd have it like do two plus two for 277 00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:38.279 them, And then in order to do that, they had to feed them 278 00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:42.920 little punch cards yeah, and then press boop and then you know, two 279 00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:48.440 hours later, Oh the answers for yeah and you This was horrible. In 280 00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:52.920 a university setting, you had to schedule time on the computer, very hard 281 00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:56.160 to get lots of people in a department one computer, and god help you 282 00:25:56.319 --> 00:26:02.480 if even one punch card was out of order or incorrect or upside. I 283 00:26:02.559 --> 00:26:10.400 mean, imagine imagine having to physically edit a cardboard card. Every time your 284 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:15.079 program, your your basic program didn't work right, and there's no there's no 285 00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:18.799 just trying it. I mean you had such a small window for this computer 286 00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:22.720 to operate in. Yeah, yeah, you had to get it right first 287 00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:27.880 time. And that's that's why something that we take take for granted, like 288 00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:33.960 all computers operate on this cyclical time sharing system. Even within themselves, a 289 00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:40.039 computer is constantly cycling tasks and spinning so many plates simultaneous. And this didn't 290 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:45.759 exist before Darpak came along. They it was just an ox pulling a plow, 291 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:48.680 you know. It just it didn't stop till it got to the edge 292 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:51.400 of the lawn. Yeah, and when you needed the plow, you had 293 00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:52.960 to wait for the ox to be done with the one guy's lawn. Yep. 294 00:26:53.240 --> 00:27:00.799 So what happened was they decided to connect many different computers together so that 295 00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:07.039 they could share time yea. And thus they came up with the time sharing 296 00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:12.960 or they connected a bunch of central processing They connected a bunch of processing units 297 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:18.880 into one central processing unit. And then somebody in Idaho could they didn't have 298 00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:30.240 computers. They called that witchcraft. Um, so somebody, somebody in Idaho 299 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:41.000 and somebody in Detroit. Why why why Jesus? Some guy hit Easter Island, 300 00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:48.680 and another guy steenty bos below the Earth's crossed, and another guy just 301 00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:52.680 listed places where no computer will ever be mine. Yes, well, anyway, 302 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:59.319 Boise in Detroit could uh share share the time it took to compute. 303 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:03.440 So therefore, if one wasn't being used at the time, and somebody in 304 00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:07.960 Detroit wanted the Detroit computer but it was being used, they could use the 305 00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:12.160 time that was free on the Boise side. Anyway, they could. They 306 00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:15.519 hooked up a bunch of these, so it actually worked. Well, there 307 00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:21.079 you go, bit bob boom, the Internet, yep, Arpanet Internet, 308 00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:23.440 Yeah, and I mean it was it was just arpanette and it kind of 309 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:30.440 worked. But then they hired this young uh intern named Albert and he spilled 310 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:36.599 soda all over it. His name was Albert Gore, and he spilled soda. 311 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:41.279 It became sentient, and that's the birth of the Internet. Little did 312 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:48.039 they know. All they needed. It's right, some mister pib That's why 313 00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:52.319 the mister pib can has electricity all over it. It's right, all right, 314 00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:59.839 mister bibb, I invented the Internet. Don't need a fancy PhD to 315 00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:03.920 do it. I'm no doctor, just mister. So in the in the 316 00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.359 late seventies, after all this, uh, these shenanigans, and into the 317 00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:12.400 eighties, you get a bunch of advanced defense stuff. There's a lot of 318 00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:17.960 stuff going on, um, mostly military at this point since the yep Mansfield 319 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:21.440 blurb. Uh, they get a bunch of defense stuff. They get bunch 320 00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:26.160 of weapons. Uh, circuits are are made and perfected, and they even 321 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:30.279 start working on some particle beam stuff. Oh yeah, they've got I mean, 322 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:36.119 and they get into some things that some of their computer planning things, 323 00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:41.079 UM start to get into uh SDI, the Strategic Defense Initiative. This is 324 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:48.559 Ronald Reagan's Star Wars program. Will I do it? Damned to get dobod 325 00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:56.160 well? Um, yeah, you know this was There was another thing called 326 00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:59.599 the UM, the SCI, which you know sounds a lot like STI. 327 00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:04.799 Yeah. No. This was when Darper really tried to get into thinking computers. 328 00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.519 They tried to make Skynet as hard as they could. They tried to 329 00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:14.039 make AI and they called it SCI. And I'm an idiot. I didn't 330 00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:17.359 write it down. I remember what SCI stands for now, but probably strategic 331 00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:21.119 Commuting Computing Initiative or something of that. Yeah, it sounds right, but 332 00:30:21.359 --> 00:30:23.960 they couldn't quite get it to work. And they had a few different programs 333 00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:30.160 that they were using to try to make autonomous systems, computer systems, or 334 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.640 even in one case they had actually in my home state of Colorado at the 335 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:37.079 time, it was Martin Mariette, was before Lockey and Martin Marietta joint forces. 336 00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:42.799 They had this truck this and I think it was called the AVII that 337 00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:48.839 was an eight wheeled giant truck that was supposed to operate independently, had a 338 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:53.640 laser scanner on the front and a camera and I mean it looks had three 339 00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:56.920 cup holders. Yeah. No, this thing is ridiculous. It looks like 340 00:30:57.079 --> 00:31:02.319 it fell right out of the actoll like a bad seventies like the one with 341 00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:06.680 kind of like the trapezoidal front. Yeah, that's it, and it's funny 342 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:11.079 micromachine of that. Probably it's big and uh it was. So the big 343 00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.880 deal was that it could drive itself. It was like a Google car. 344 00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:18.279 And the problem was is that they were like, oh, we we tested 345 00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:22.640 it high noon, it's fine, it can do whatever it needs to. 346 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:29.640 You test it later on in the day and it's tied, it had it's 347 00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:34.240 fussy, you gotta put it down for a nap um. It couldn't differentiate 348 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:41.200 shadows from obstacles. It had no means of discerning of discerning a difference. 349 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:44.880 So all of a sudden, I mean, you know, imagine playing a 350 00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:48.880 child's game where you can't touch shadows, and it was like, uh uh, 351 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:51.880 it just it couldn't handle it. And they were like, this is 352 00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:56.359 completely useless, and they ended up shutting it down not until eighty six or 353 00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:00.720 eighty eight, maybe because they loved watching it. Yeah, they put them 354 00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:05.480 in Colli CMS and have them fight, no doubt. Um so yeah, 355 00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:12.640 but this uh, this this early uh a huge huge DARPA focus on AI 356 00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:17.359 and and intelligent information systems is just they've they've never stopped working on it. 357 00:32:17.559 --> 00:32:21.079 And we'll come back around to that. But that was a huge push for 358 00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:27.400 them in the eighties, and then they really started focusing on aircraft too because 359 00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:31.480 they got into some hypersonic research. One of their programs for the SEI system 360 00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:37.640 was an onboard assistant for pilots. Hello, Dave, exactly. I mean 361 00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:42.200 their their goal was to have something, say, you know, Bogie's at 362 00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.200 six o'clock. Dave A Meg twenty eight has entered your airspace. Would you 363 00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:52.480 like to target it? Click yes or no? Yeah, yes, target 364 00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:55.599 it. A Java update is required. I can't find a messy arget. 365 00:32:57.799 --> 00:33:05.279 I'm sorry, I don't I don't know chess flarget, Yes target, Would 366 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:08.119 you like to target? Yes? Target? There are six targets within fifty 367 00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:13.440 miles of your current location. Well, some guy in a yarisk gets blown 368 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:20.720 up, because it's a guy that deserves to blow up. It is some 369 00:33:21.319 --> 00:33:24.759 one of our poor listeners right now. I was like, oh eyes, 370 00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:31.920 and then he's like, fine, I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna research everything. 371 00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:38.319 These say you're gonna live in the penalty box my yaris. Yeah right 372 00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:44.960 um. And they also they also dabbled in some satellites. Now that's you 373 00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:52.000 know, as you were talking about with the space the Stellar Wars program put 374 00:33:52.119 --> 00:34:00.519 some satellites up there and intercept incoming missiles, which is extraordinarily hard to do. 375 00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:05.839 By the way, you wanted to I like Dragon, Well, well 376 00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:10.960 too bad, Sorry, you're a dip. I liked him. It was 377 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:19.360 a puppet. I've been telling us ever since he left office. I've been 378 00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:23.880 don't you boy, that was something that I couldn't get away from the research 379 00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:30.239 that that bag of dicks. Oh really, Oh man, I'll bet I'll 380 00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:34.119 bet you he I'll bet you Old Aj is right up in that stuff. 381 00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:38.119 I had to fight my own info war, I tell you. I guess 382 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:42.039 we should just say to the listeners. So when we were planned this episode, 383 00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:46.119 we split it so so Flora, you you handled all of like the 384 00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:51.079 which we're gonna get into in the second half, like the crazy like what 385 00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:54.079 people thinks happening, the conspiracy half of it, and I just went through 386 00:34:54.320 --> 00:35:00.360 like all the actual listed programs. Yeah, so I've got I've got quite 387 00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:02.440 quite a bit here. I'm sure there's a ton more I could have found 388 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:06.519 me, but I'm in the same place. I just eventually I just stopped 389 00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:10.119 writing things down. Yeah, it's a gold mine. Nineteen ninety three, 390 00:35:10.519 --> 00:35:14.440 Hey, they changed the name back to ARBA. Yeah, they were like 391 00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.599 defense, we just kicked a sh out of the of the Iraqi Army. 392 00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:22.000 We don't we don't need to deal with defense anymore. Yeah, defense can 393 00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:30.920 kuwait how if? At the end nineteen ninety six, though, came right 394 00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:39.840 back to the d Yeah they always do. Oh yeah, oh honey, 395 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:47.559 you don't firsteing this and now up and up until today, I mean as 396 00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:51.559 far as we know, as far as we know, uh, focusing on 397 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:55.159 a lot on space travel these days, a lot on biotech, oh man. 398 00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:59.760 And robotics. Yes, I mean you've seen you've seen the robotics you 399 00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:04.960 see in that crazy ass yak running around and that's just because somebody glues some 400 00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:08.519 horns on it. It's right, It's disturbing and kind of cute in a 401 00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:15.039 way. Um, let's talk a little bit then about the importance of DARPA. 402 00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.599 Just go through a couple of things of why we should be talking about 403 00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.719 this in the first place, before we get into some real craz of shide. 404 00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:30.360 Well, this is the classic military research that eventually turns commercial. They 405 00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.159 they do the research and test it and do everything, and then ten fifteen 406 00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:37.079 years later it's on the market that you can put in your pocket. Yeah, 407 00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:43.519 and this works and the results of this. I mean, there's not 408 00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:46.079 a military on earth that doesn't have a research and development department to some degree 409 00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:52.840 or another. But the the leg up that DARPA gives the United States is 410 00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:58.440 unparalleled. I mean, obviously we have a great military because we pay for 411 00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:05.519 it. I mean we I'm more by factory, we've fined for it. 412 00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:08.280 I mean we spend everyone knows the statistics. You know, we spend more 413 00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:15.320 than anyone by by multiples. Yeah. But one thing that like one of 414 00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:17.639 those results of that, like here's a great example, and like the first 415 00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:23.119 and I think in the Second Gulf War as well, whenever the US forms 416 00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:28.239 these coalition, you know, these multinational coalitions to go in and whoop some 417 00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:31.639 ass, it is extraordinarily common for the US to to say, and I 418 00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:35.239 know this happened in the First Gulf War and I'm not sure about later, 419 00:37:35.760 --> 00:37:39.280 to say, Okay, you're going to have to use our calm system because 420 00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:44.840 you're you're getting tomato cans with string between them. Are not going to cut 421 00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:49.159 it. Even with our allies, we're like, no, just just take 422 00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:52.840 all of our cell phones, borrow our tech because we'll never get this to 423 00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.559 work otherwise. And I think there's part of it is the benefit that's one 424 00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:59.639 platform for everybody. But the other part is that not only in signal fidelity, 425 00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:04.880 in data compression and encryption, the US comm system is so far ahead 426 00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:08.599 of everybody else's that they just they just have to use ours like we are 427 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:14.760 the default technological limit when we get into these things. And that's a that's 428 00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:17.159 a result of Darper research. That's they never stop working on this. And 429 00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:22.800 we'll come back to that again. But comm systems and and and UM data 430 00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:27.840 relays and information systems in a combat environment or something that they've been working on 431 00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.719 like crazy. In this it's it's not like these things. It's hard to 432 00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:35.320 in my mind all you know, you always think about, oh, that's 433 00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.920 stuff that pays off ten years down the line. You know, oh it's 434 00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:39.360 coming. You know they're doing it now, but maybe it'll show up in 435 00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:43.559 ten years. But given how long DARP has been around, I mean, 436 00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:49.559 it has constantly pushed the US and scientific community right up against the cutting edge. 437 00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:52.239 The entire time. Well there, I feel like I kind of rambled 438 00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:58.760 towards the end. They're sorry everybody. They're implementing this stuff far before it 439 00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:04.159 even graces the public's awareness, right, And that's that's the kind of fun 440 00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:12.280 thing. By the time it's an article in Popular Science, it's four years 441 00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:15.320 old. Oh yeah, it's what they call them mature. Right. Once 442 00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:21.559 the program matures, they pass it along to whoever probably the highest bidder is 443 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:25.159 and then they move on to the next robotic cat that they're building. Oh 444 00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:30.559 god, um, I mean it's laid the foundation for the like we said, 445 00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:35.639 the Internet obviously, Siri, the voice recognition, microwaves are up there, 446 00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:40.800 computers, GPS, drones, ever heard of them? Ever heard them? 447 00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:45.840 Stealth technology, prosthetics. I mean, man, the list goes on, 448 00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:51.760 and it shall go on when it's my turn. But the thing about 449 00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:57.239 it is it's secrecy. The secrecy of DARPA and these classified projects and this 450 00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.320 and that. Man, does that rustle some Jimmy's Oh of course it does. 451 00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:06.679 Are you kidding? That's like that's like a technophobic nightmare. Yeah. 452 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:13.440 Yeah, Conspiracies are just rampant um because people view DARPA as the fringe of 453 00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:17.159 the government, and that's the show fringe. Yes, that's kind of a 454 00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:22.719 lot of people have drawn parallels because you know, it's this government kind of 455 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:28.719 subsidized division that's working on some real out there shipped. Yeah, and it's 456 00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:31.280 very separated from everything else, right, it doesn't you know, like I 457 00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:35.719 said, it doesn't have there's no there's no research facility that says DARPA on 458 00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:38.280 it. Right, it's you've got a genius running around there. Yeah, 459 00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:43.840 it's it's hard to pin down there. They're they're constantly moving around. In 460 00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:51.679 fact, one popular company that that DARPA like to fund was called Boston Dynamics. 461 00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:54.880 Oh yeah, just stems in the news. An interesting coincidence with the 462 00:40:55.000 --> 00:41:00.400 show fringes research and development company Massive Dynamics. Oh, anyway, that's it's 463 00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:05.960 a coincidence. It's the show writers may have drawn some stuff from there. 464 00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.199 Hey did you hear that Google bought Boston Dynamics. Oh yes, we'll talk 465 00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:12.400 about it. Let's talk about it later. Um. Shall we talk about 466 00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:17.000 some crazy stuff? Oh? God, love crazy. Let's start with bitcoin. 467 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:23.199 Oh yeah, I've read all bunch about this. It's there's a there's 468 00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:29.920 a theory that DARPA invented bitcoin. Yeah, now why did they do this, 469 00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:36.039 you may ask. Well, bitcoin is a handy dandy currency that is 470 00:41:36.159 --> 00:41:39.880 easy for the whole world to use. And when you have the whole world 471 00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:49.320 under one currency, you control it one world government and w oh bitcoin, 472 00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:57.400 Yeah, I mean hear about this, Paul bitcoin, bitcoin, Dave got 473 00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:02.639 bitcoins at Paul mind all night. Um. Yeah, the the idea that 474 00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:08.280 that the DARPA invents this as a means of kind of pulling all the and 475 00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:12.000 I've heard it a couple different ways. Oh no, you know they say 476 00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:15.280 that it's the it's an untraceable because it's not linked to a government. But 477 00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:20.320 it's actually, you know, it's it's the most traceable and they trace all 478 00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.920 the bitcoins and they're gonna they're gonna round everybody up who uses them because they're 479 00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:28.760 all, you know, using them for drugs and guns, and it's you. 480 00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:31.280 Ever, ever, do you have any bitcoins? No? No, 481 00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:37.000 And I'm I have a particular not in my stomach about that because, um, 482 00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:42.159 I I learned I'm not like a tech savvy guy. I'm not on 483 00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.880 the edge. But for some reason, I read an article right when bitcoin 484 00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:47.880 came out and I was like, oh, that seems cool, and it 485 00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:50.960 had a link. I was like, oh, if you're interested, you 486 00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:55.199 can mind bitcoins. So I was like, Okay, maybe i'll buy a 487 00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:59.920 stick of gum someday. So I downloaded the thing and I let it run 488 00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:01.880 in the background on my computer. I mean, obviously I knew nothing about 489 00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:05.199 what it takes to do that, but this was the early days when when 490 00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:07.519 you could mind a lot of bitcoin, and I just let it run for 491 00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:12.519 a few months, and I was like, how many bitcoins do I have? 492 00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:17.039 Zero? This is dumb? What it just I mean, I maybe 493 00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:20.639 not even a few months. But what makes me mad is that I was 494 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:24.960 fully aware of bitcoin. And I mean if I had bought twenty dollars with 495 00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:30.719 a bitcoin, then we'd have a much nicer studio. Now. Well, 496 00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:34.199 that's that's what's weird about it to me, like, because I feel like 497 00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:37.159 I was in the same boat, but I had heard the stories of people 498 00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:42.599 letting these things run and run and run and not getting like anything out of 499 00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:46.159 it. It's I mean, it is even even during the halcyon days of 500 00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:52.679 bitcoin mining, it is an extraordinarily time consuming and process or consuming project. 501 00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:55.840 And the client that I used was like, you know, kind of like 502 00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.400 a thing, you know, it's like that setti at home. It's one 503 00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:04.000 was running the Browns kind of things, and it wasn't really pushing the boundaries 504 00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:08.000 of anything. So um, I mean it would be it would delight me 505 00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:12.119 to find out that I had somehow mined up some bitcoin and it was just 506 00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:16.199 loitering somewhere. But but nowadays it is actually used as currency, right, 507 00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:22.280 Oh yeah, because I've seen websites that are like, we accept PayPal and 508 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:28.599 bitcoin. It's like, what is bitcoin catching on? Really? That's what 509 00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:30.599 That's how I every time I see it. Oh man, Now, I 510 00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:35.599 mean literally, if I had bought twenty dollars a bitcoin, then it would 511 00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.000 be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars now really? Yeah? How? How 512 00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:45.679 when was this early? Oh nine? Huh? Yeah? The the exchange 513 00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:50.039 rate, I mean you could bitcoins were going for you know, twenty five 514 00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:54.320 thirty cents each or something or even less, and now they're I mean the 515 00:44:54.440 --> 00:45:02.960 last I knew, um, hold on right now, a single bitcoin is 516 00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:07.480 worth five hundred and eighty nine dollars. Shit. Oh and that's that's not 517 00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:13.360 even the newest. I mean, it was worth more than that. That's 518 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:19.840 fucking bullshit. So let's see here, it's a made up thing. How 519 00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:22.400 How does this? How how does this work? How is that supposed to 520 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:27.199 work at all? In the economic scheme of things. I'm just gonna make 521 00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.920 up a currency and if enough people start using it, then it becomes worth 522 00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:37.599 hundreds of dollars. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah. In um 523 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:45.440 October of nine, one dollar was equal to one thousand three hundred and nine 524 00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:52.599 bitcoins, so twenty dollars. Yep, it's twelve million, two hundred and 525 00:45:52.599 --> 00:46:00.840 sixty thousand dollars. Woof Jesus. But the catch though, right, yeah, 526 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:05.320 they where can you use them? Right? Well? You can use 527 00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:07.000 them. I mean there was there was a time there was a real big 528 00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:13.159 run on bitcoins about a year ago, and there was a few big investment 529 00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:16.679 banks were just buying them out like crazy. The problem is is, like 530 00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:22.239 where would you You would have twelve million dollars right in bitcoins. If you 531 00:46:22.440 --> 00:46:27.039 sold all of those, you would flood the market. The price would drop 532 00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:30.800 like crazy, like so that's that's kind of a kind of a false number. 533 00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:35.960 If you if I suddenly dropped twenty thousand bitcoins on the market for sale, 534 00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:39.480 the price would go to the floor instantly. If you sold them as 535 00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:43.320 stocks though, right you know if I still I mean, they're not stocks, 536 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.679 they're they're they're just currency. But I could the best the best I 537 00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:52.079 could do was to convert them into other tangible goods and sell them or slowly 538 00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:55.519 sell them over time. But either way, I just don't understand why you 539 00:46:55.559 --> 00:47:00.400 would sell the bitcoins as opposed to all using them as well, I mean 540 00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:07.280 because currency is still more I mean US dollars is still way more useful than 541 00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:12.360 bitcoin. So are they like Paco's. Then does it cost like a thousand 542 00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:16.320 bitcoins to buy a coke? Oh? No, nowadays. If you I 543 00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:19.280 mean, if you found a place that took them, you want to buy 544 00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:23.559 a flat screen TV? I do, okay, So that's I don't two 545 00:47:23.639 --> 00:47:27.840 bitcoins. I mean lots of things like and it comes down to like, 546 00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:31.119 oh, that's point zero ninety three bitcoins and it's wildly fluctuating. And that's 547 00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:35.800 why everyone talks about bitcoin because it is has anybody done this? Then? 548 00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:39.559 Oh? Yeah? Are there are there bitcoin billionaires out there? There's bitcoin 549 00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:44.239 millionaires. I'm sure I know that. They mean how many build stories, 550 00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:47.840 builds, how many buildos in bitcoins? There's a there's a number of stories 551 00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:51.559 about guys who are like, oh, I just bought like five dollars in 552 00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:53.360 bitcoins in twenty ten just to see what it was like. And then they're 553 00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:57.519 like, oh, congratulations, here's your check for seven hundred thousand dollars. 554 00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:04.519 You know, like who doesn't work? It does? But that's that is 555 00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:09.159 the huge question. There is so much speculation about who in no one even 556 00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:14.920 knows who made bitcoin first of all, DARPA to what end is it? 557 00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:19.239 Is it a giant, huge scam, yes, by the people who did 558 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:22.320 it not to be. But that's the thing. There's so many there's so 559 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:25.440 much pressure on economic systems to be on the front runner of some kind of 560 00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:30.519 thing. Because now it's not just bitcoin, there's bitcoin, lighting coin, 561 00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:37.559 dogecoin, that's real, that funded the Jamaican bobsled team. I mean, 562 00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:42.159 there's so many weird things out there that there's a lot of cool much running. 563 00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:45.440 Yeah, you and everybody else on Imger and reddit and go to hell 564 00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:52.199 um, there's uh, there's there's so much pressure to to to exploit these 565 00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:57.280 systems as they arise that to a degree, no one cares if it's real. 566 00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:00.639 It's it's such such a weird system that I mean, I don't know, 567 00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:06.159 I don't get it. And bitcoin's boring. Moving on, the DARPA 568 00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:09.719 made bitcoins to control your mind and get us ready for reptile insemination. They've 569 00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:15.039 done it. They've insinced me beyond belief, all right, twenty dollars shut 570 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:20.360 up to twelve a million. You know, I don't know if I would 571 00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:22.360 have paid money for it, though I probably would have done what you did 572 00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:25.519 and let it try mine. But I mean, all that's doing is like 573 00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:30.280 adding to the evil supercomputer's processing power. It's not doing anything else. And 574 00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:35.920 here's the other fun factoid is that when I think about it, it's not 575 00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:39.000 I don't even know. If I would have been able to buy twenty thousand 576 00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:43.280 bitcoins off the market, then I would have worked in reverse. It would 577 00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.480 have shot the price up. I mean, oh, now one dollar only 578 00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:49.719 gets me five hundred bitcoins, you know, or something like that. But 579 00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:52.599 I don't I don't know that there was that much bitcoin in one place because 580 00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:57.719 of the manner in which it was mined. There was never like Scrooge McDuck's 581 00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:00.280 vault. It was always spread over thousand of people. Yeah, so I 582 00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:02.639 would have to have gone through and be like, can I have your bitcoins? 583 00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:06.440 Can I buy your bitcoins? Yeah? It still doesn't make me for 584 00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:10.039 and having done that, if I hit a crude twenty thousand bitcoins, which 585 00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:13.280 at the time, I don't know what percentage that would be of the total 586 00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:19.679 pool of available bitcoins, would I killed it by by concentrating it all in 587 00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.360 one spot. I don't know. There's got to be people who tried though, 588 00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:25.519 right, There's got to be people who were like, I've got to 589 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:30.679 be on the front edge of this. So in case they're worth twelve million 590 00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:36.320 damn milldows later four or five years from now, maybe maybe they're out there 591 00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:40.239 to put a twenty in there. And there's some complete insufferable douchebag smoking clove 592 00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:45.039 cigarettes going, yeah, I just bought like a bunch of bitcoins when it 593 00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:51.480 was smart. I'm hoping they'll return a sweet mildow. All right, let's 594 00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:57.960 move on, and I'm buying you a bitcoin. I'm gonna buy you a 595 00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:00.320 fraction of a bitcoin for your birthday. Don't go, you know what, 596 00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:07.800 as soon as it gets in my hands, priced your rock, you're totally 597 00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:14.719 gonna find a way to do it. Oh all right, Um, let's 598 00:51:14.760 --> 00:51:17.800 talk about HARP real quick. Oh yeah, this is something actually I'd like 599 00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.079 to do a whole episode on, so I'm not gonna gonna tell you too 600 00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:29.239 much. But HARP is h ARP, the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. 601 00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:35.239 It's located in Alaska. I think that's come up before. It is 602 00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:42.519 a huge array of what are they towers in a grid pattern that are all 603 00:51:42.599 --> 00:51:47.360 pointed up to the sky and what what it does? It shoots beams into 604 00:51:47.440 --> 00:51:52.800 the ionosphere in order to heat it up and research that. And this was 605 00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:57.800 this came up before in an episode. This came up on our Cat Trails 606 00:51:57.960 --> 00:52:02.480 episode. Yeah, I think we might have mentioned it in the Sky Sounds 607 00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:07.119 the Strange Sounds, and we also I think we also mentioned it in our 608 00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:13.480 so we've already done harm. No, we also mentioned it in our ghost 609 00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:16.559 Stories episode. But you were just really drunk, that's right. It had 610 00:52:16.639 --> 00:52:20.599 no place there. I had tried to buy a bitcoin it failed. I 611 00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:23.239 got depressed. I cannot wait. All right, it's your birth bit card. 612 00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:27.760 You're gonna open it, and it's gonna be like point zero zero zero 613 00:52:27.920 --> 00:52:34.519 eight nine bit coins. By that time, I'll probably owe four people like 614 00:52:34.599 --> 00:52:37.239 you just made me pay twenty bucks. I am so gonna figure that out. 615 00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:45.199 So harp Is is a popular conspiracy thing because people think since it's kind 616 00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:47.639 of closed off, it's up there in Alaska, kind of in the middle 617 00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:53.119 of nowhere, and they're they're doing stuff to the ionosphere which nobody knows about. 618 00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:58.159 Right, gotta be bad. Can't be bad? It causes earthquakes, 619 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:04.239 that it's an earthquake machine. It's a um a bad weather modification system. 620 00:53:04.599 --> 00:53:10.599 They cause tsunamis, they cause storms, tornadoes, yep, they cause hurricanes. 621 00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:15.719 They're responsible for liberal legislation. That's right. That's right. They're responsible 622 00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:20.519 for taking your guns away and your god. And they've also, um, 623 00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:24.000 well, I'm gonna tell you right now, they've poisoned all fresh water supply 624 00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:28.519 on the planet. There's there's there's one thing. No, I can't even 625 00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:31.159 think of anything to do. It's too late for America one one. Wait 626 00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:37.239 a minute, it's just crazy enough to work. Buy my water filters. 627 00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:44.360 So now I gotta tell you, I gotta I got one condition. You 628 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:50.599 can only buy this water filter if you love your family. If you don't, 629 00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:55.400 well, I got coloidal silver. It's cooloidal silver. Um. Harp 630 00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:59.880 was actually shut down this year. Did you hear this. No, it's 631 00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:05.840 it's been shut down because they're between contractors. Oh yeah, so the people 632 00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:08.960 at the helm switching out. It's the night nights shift switch. I would 633 00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:13.800 love to believe that it's like that weird and ratchet switch from like Star Star 634 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:21.960 Wars and he goes, so Harp. I think we'll try and touch on 635 00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:25.639 that in a future episode in detail, but that that's connected to old derepa. 636 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:31.239 Well we've got a little grab bag here. Uh, mind control one 637 00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:35.519 room, room, room, room, room. Now, how are they 638 00:54:35.559 --> 00:54:37.639 gonna control your mind? Well, they've got a bunch of different things. 639 00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:43.280 They can do, so many, so many options. Uh, they may 640 00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:49.039 be working working up some old brain chips. Oh yeah, they're gonna shove 641 00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:52.039 into everybody. Yep, I got, I got, I got the I 642 00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:54.440 got the public version of that, the part they want you to believe. 643 00:54:57.880 --> 00:55:01.840 There's also the thought that they are reponsible for some Manchurian candidates maybe yep. 644 00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:07.039 I mean that's thrown in about everything that you when you talk about the mind. 645 00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:07.960 Yeah, but it which is so weird. I mean, of all 646 00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:16.639 the things to manipulate, why Chinese elections, they want to be able to 647 00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:22.760 implant false memories perhaps, Oh yeah. And ultimately they want to track all 648 00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:32.079 human activity, track all humans. I don't have to get a taser or 649 00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:39.960 something. They must be tracked. Yeah, they want to track all all 650 00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:46.280 human activity that goes back to you know, another Illuminati deal or the global 651 00:55:46.360 --> 00:55:52.639 elite. Yeah. Oh man, And there's no hiding from them. The 652 00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:58.480 scary thing is I'll get to this probably in the next round, but it's 653 00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:05.679 it's sort of happening those CCTVs. Everywhere there's there's drones laced with cameras. 654 00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:10.320 We're getting facial recognition software. A fun fact unrelated to this, I mean 655 00:56:10.519 --> 00:56:15.760 to DARP at least, but um, there was actually a fashion show in 656 00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:20.039 It was in Europe. It was either in London or Paris. Maybe it 657 00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:25.440 was in the lawn. But what it was it was someone had designed clothes 658 00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:34.880 and makeup whose sole purpose it was to completely goff recognition software. Nice and 659 00:56:35.039 --> 00:56:38.440 so it was like the way like the clothes had all these weird lines in 660 00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:44.199 them that didn't necessarily equate to physically how a person was. It was like 661 00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:50.400 it was like digital camouflage and cameras and photo receptors had a hard time discerning 662 00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:53.920 what the hell they were singing. And the makeup was like, I mean, 663 00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:58.800 it was really blade runnery looking at there's like black lines across the face, 664 00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:05.199 and and it was all designed to completely thwart facial recognition. Interesting. 665 00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:09.559 Well, yeah, scientific world impacting the fashion world, that's right, Which 666 00:57:09.639 --> 00:57:14.039 is kind of an irony because I always thought that people who dressed fashionably kind 667 00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:16.519 of wanted their picture taken. Yeah, but they don't want to be tracked. 668 00:57:19.159 --> 00:57:31.679 Track all human bioengineering, Oh yep, are responsible man apes, human 669 00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:37.360 zies, human zies, things like that Flora question. If it was possible, 670 00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:43.719 would you have your left hand instead of like a normal five fingered human 671 00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:46.039 hand, you still have five appendages? They all I mean even just sitting 672 00:57:46.039 --> 00:57:50.519 on a desk. No one could tell the difference. But they're all tentacles. 673 00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:55.239 Would you do that? Would you have your hand turned into tentacle hand? 674 00:57:55.960 --> 00:58:04.360 I would? I totally would. You're such a free I told you 675 00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.920 I was freaking baby. No, I don't go for tentacles. Well, 676 00:58:08.199 --> 00:58:12.519 sorry, love, I'm not doing it for you, dude. Um. 677 00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:17.239 Yeah, they could possibly be making super soldiers right now. They are, 678 00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:20.719 they're working on it. They are working on well. I mean, I 679 00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:24.159 don't know do we define super soldiers? Do you mean like like um Captain 680 00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:30.400 in America super soldiers M serrium? I don't think it's serum more than genetic 681 00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:37.559 manipulation. Um. But they're they're trying to make it to wear soldiers and 682 00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:40.199 don't sleep or they don't need food. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get that, 683 00:58:40.920 --> 00:58:45.800 which is great this is a I mean, your part's the conspiracy part. 684 00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:49.920 My part is the list of projects. And right here we just met 685 00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:54.639 a nexus. Because it's not a conspiracy, they absolutely are doing that crazy. 686 00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:59.400 Yeah, that's I'll go in a little more detail on that. Okay, 687 00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:01.639 then I'll stopped talking on that one. So I got one more here 688 00:59:02.480 --> 00:59:08.960 to round us out to some carezy stuff. The darpest responsible for maybe Project 689 00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:14.840 Pegasus. Oh I love this. Project Pegasus was a program that begun in 690 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:22.960 nineteen sixty eight where DARPA achieved time and space travel to perform quote remote sensing 691 00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:28.079 in time. Yeah to quote, this would give the US intelligence on past 692 00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:31.519 and future events. Do you have what it takes to join the United States 693 00:59:31.639 --> 00:59:37.599 Chrono Knot Force if you're a school children? The answer is yes. One 694 00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:45.480 hundred and forty school children were secretly chosen as Chrono knots and sent places in 695 00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:51.360 space and time. I'm luck Brinkman, and if you want to be a 696 00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:55.199 chrono nut like me, you're gonna have to eat dentymore baked beans, the 697 00:59:55.320 --> 01:00:00.360 only beans with real vitamins to fortify your strength, and don't forget to eat 698 01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:07.920 plenty of light bread. I'm less master man. Do you like cigarettes? 699 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:12.719 Boy? I knew you would. How about a nice gest you feel? 700 01:00:13.159 --> 01:00:22.280 Yeah, goes great with my soda boy brand beverage, Luck Brinkman and less 701 01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:30.960 master Man Chrono Nuts. Well there's another podcast, damn it. It's all 702 01:00:31.079 --> 01:00:37.960 advertisement. Yeah. Um, so these kids were sent places in space and 703 01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:45.480 time such as Mars, where apparently a US bass exists. Uh, and 704 01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:51.920 Gettysburg for Lincoln's address. That's where these these kids got to experience. What 705 01:00:52.039 --> 01:00:59.760 about how about that two men right now currently no are currently leading the charge 706 01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:05.960 as whistle blowers, the names Andrew Boziago and William Stillings. Was there ever 707 01:01:06.039 --> 01:01:10.199 anyone famous in America's top secret chrono core, say perhaps in the early eighties. 708 01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:20.360 Apparently one of the visitors that that got teleported to Mars went by the 709 01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:28.639 name Barrack Obama. Uh do I get that rain? That's right, Barrick 710 01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:37.000 Obama, Obama, Barack. Oh freaking Obama Barack. Who's saying Obama? 711 01:01:38.199 --> 01:01:45.440 Yeah? Rono dude. In the eighties, he was getting with the Martian 712 01:01:45.639 --> 01:01:51.079 ladies. This is what Boziago claims in a book that you can buy with 713 01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:58.440 your bitcoins point six six point zero zero zero six eight bitcoins. Um. 714 01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:02.239 Yeah, it's like a pamphlet written by a madman. So so that's Project 715 01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:07.519 Pegasus. Yeah. We could probably go into much detail on that, but 716 01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:10.760 I haven't read the book by mister Botant. You don't want to jump onto 717 01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:17.199 that without all the facts. So, um so there's there's some conspiracy stuff 718 01:02:17.320 --> 01:02:21.079 DARPA's working on. Be careful you. I mean, you know what though, 719 01:02:21.119 --> 01:02:22.599 of all the things that we've talked about with conspiracies, like, this 720 01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:27.960 is the one I least blame people for. I mean, it's highly secretive 721 01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:32.119 they're doing. Even MKA Ultra. Yeah, I blame people the least for 722 01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:36.440 being because well, first of all, m KA Ultra wasn't like that was 723 01:02:36.480 --> 01:02:43.079 just true. There's no like. Uh but DARPA, I don't blame anybody 724 01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:49.519 for thinking they're doing everything. I mean, sending sending Barack Obama to Mars 725 01:02:49.599 --> 01:02:52.800 in the early eighties. Okay, that's a little weird. But but nonetheless, 726 01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:55.440 you know, like I get it. This is this is if you're 727 01:02:55.480 --> 01:03:00.000 gonna if you're gonna grow a conspiracy flower, this is the soil you need 728 01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:04.360 to put the seed in. Um. So, let's go over some of 729 01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:07.079 their their projects. This is some of their confirmed like they'll they're happy to 730 01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:12.039 talk to you about it projects right, Um, as you said, brain 731 01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:20.519 inputs what they call subnets, system based neurotechnology for emergency therapies. Emergency therapy 732 01:03:20.639 --> 01:03:22.960 being if you don't listen to us, we'll put your ass down. Well 733 01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:28.000 what they what they envision of it? They absolutely no secret. They're like, 734 01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:30.920 yeah, we think if we put these UM electrodes in your brain, 735 01:03:31.199 --> 01:03:35.559 we can keep a soldier from sleeping, but keep them fully operational. I 736 01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:37.360 think we can do that. Another part of it they're talking about, it's 737 01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:43.480 therapies for PTSD. Oh yeah, yeah, get your at home kit m 738 01:03:43.960 --> 01:03:45.440 um. Yeah, so they've got and they have a few different projects that 739 01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:52.079 are all working under this. Um uh this this SUBNETS thing. Um you 740 01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:59.159 also mentioned, uh direct nerve interface for amputees. Uh. These are these 741 01:03:59.199 --> 01:04:04.079 are prosthetically limbs that are that are controlled by my neural impulse, just the 742 01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:08.199 same way you control your arm. And in some cases they're even able to 743 01:04:09.639 --> 01:04:15.960 give tactical sensation. Yeah, they're they're able to return some kind of sensation 744 01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:20.199 back to the user, which is amazing. And there are people who are 745 01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:25.159 running around with these things on right now. I mean that is awesome. 746 01:04:25.559 --> 01:04:29.320 That's a that's in the good column. I would say, Um, you 747 01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:36.280 mentioned hydrae uh. Hydra is a very real project they're working on. And 748 01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:44.639 what it is is an enormous underwater infrastructure system that includes supplies, munitions, 749 01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:50.440 drones, all kept underwater globally for rapid deployment, ready to deploy a moon's 750 01:04:50.519 --> 01:04:58.400 notice. Yep, float up to the surface. You talked about Boston Dynamics, 751 01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:00.840 I did, Yep, that's the one, and lots of DARPA funding 752 01:05:00.960 --> 01:05:04.440 tons of work on um what I call like robotic mules. I think they 753 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:08.840 actually call it the Puma maybe, yeah, some cat name. Yeah. 754 01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:12.519 It's like a little box with stick legs, and it's yeah, terrifying and 755 01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:15.079 it is. It's very weird to watch it movie. Everyone's seen the videos 756 01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:18.719 of it. But it's it's designed to have a flatbed, that's what That's 757 01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:21.119 why it looks like a box with legs. I mean, it's designed to 758 01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:28.000 carry cargo over uneven ground. UM. Also, and Google bottom up. 759 01:05:28.039 --> 01:05:33.440 Google has spent the last year buying up robotics research company after company. They've 760 01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:38.000 been buying a ton of them up and they are not accepting They will complete 761 01:05:38.039 --> 01:05:41.920 all current military contracts, but they're not accepting further ones, and that includes 762 01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:46.320 they are accepting bitcoin. Jesus, let it let it go. Yeah, 763 01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:53.840 bloody hand the bloody fast advise and how are man? That's cool that that 764 01:05:53.920 --> 01:05:59.840 would make an awesome shirt, just says DARPA. And it's a bleeding fast, 765 01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:03.840 drunk Satan robot. Yeah, yeah, no doubt. UM. But 766 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:10.039 they another one that they had that was also bought by Google. UM was 767 01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:13.519 called the Atlas, and there's plenty of footage of this online. This was 768 01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:17.880 a bipedal Hammad shape and it's a man shaped robot that they were saying where 769 01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:21.920 they were going to use as a disaster response robot. You could send it 770 01:06:23.000 --> 01:06:27.840 into a broken terrain to look for survivors and things like that. You could 771 01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:33.199 also send it into broken marriages and it would woods a mass Listen to yourselves. 772 01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:41.880 I'm hearing a lot of emotion right now. You use the following format 773 01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:51.400 when you blank, I feel blank. Also mentioned UH trying to come up 774 01:06:51.400 --> 01:07:00.559 with the next generation of navigational systems that don't involve satellites that aren't required GPS 775 01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:06.639 as we currently know it. They're using atomic fluctuations UM they're using things like 776 01:07:06.880 --> 01:07:14.440 lightning strikes. Um, very minute variations in the magnetic uh pole polarity of 777 01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:18.960 the earth, which is hard because it's moving right now. Um uh yeah, 778 01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:23.159 just amazing things like that. They have, Uh, how about a 779 01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:30.639 guided fifty caliber sniper round. This motherfucker can make a ninety degree turn about 780 01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:34.400 This is yeah, this is it's the fifth element. It's what it is. 781 01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:38.480 It really is. Uh and you can you can, you can google 782 01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:42.599 this and there's videos online of their test footage. And that's again, it's 783 01:07:42.719 --> 01:07:45.360 terrifying. This is the part they're letting us see, right. But you 784 01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:48.599 know what I got. I got some news for you, Darba. Leave 785 01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:54.519 the camera rolling a little longer. Every time that thing like turned and went 786 01:07:54.559 --> 01:07:57.280 towards its target, it would kick off and go to the next like. 787 01:07:57.519 --> 01:08:00.440 Well, I think that that's when it presumably hit it. I want to 788 01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:02.159 see it hit Oh man, maybe it didn't. Maybe that's what they don't 789 01:08:02.159 --> 01:08:05.000 want to show you. Hey, what's the what's the acronym for that one? 790 01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:11.400 I'd rather hear you say it. Uh it is exact. Oh yeah, 791 01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:19.520 the extreme Accuracy tasked ordinance boom these and there. Oh they're so good 792 01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:24.880 at it. They're so good at it exact. How about the X thirty 793 01:08:24.960 --> 01:08:34.680 seven B Yeah, yeah, uh it's it's uh, it's darp AS space 794 01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:38.920 plane. I call it the DARPA Dark Yeah. Do you call it that 795 01:08:39.079 --> 01:08:42.640 or debate? Is it da art? I can see it. I call 796 01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:49.319 it dynamic aeronautic. Yeah, they should transfer the do um, but it 797 01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:53.119 is. It's like a function. It's like a flattened cone. Should have 798 01:08:53.159 --> 01:08:57.840 said transport. But here's the squirrely thing about it. It's made from squirrels. 799 01:09:00.600 --> 01:09:10.680 It runs purely on sporel age. So again, DARPA cannot be funded. 800 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:15.560 No, no requisitions will be funded will without a direct military benefit. 801 01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:18.840 That's still in effect. Yep. And DARPA's got this thing, this uh, 802 01:09:18.920 --> 01:09:25.439 this X thirty seven B H space plane. This thing spent over five 803 01:09:25.600 --> 01:09:29.720 hundred days in continuous orbit over the planet. Wow, you know what they 804 01:09:29.720 --> 01:09:34.239 were doing up there, jerking off? Nobody knows. It's completely classified. 805 01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:39.479 No one knows what it was doing up there for over acking year, almost 806 01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:45.439 two years. It just sat up there, sitting and spinning. It was 807 01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:49.680 the Black Knight satellite probably um. So that's a fun, weird mystery. 808 01:09:50.439 --> 01:09:59.159 How about molten metal projectiles. This is a metal projectile. You fire it 809 01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:04.960 and the moment it launches, the metal component of it completely liquefies. It's 810 01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:08.880 got to be some oxidation, right, like, I don't know, some 811 01:10:09.079 --> 01:10:13.039 kind of chemical reaction with the air, and as it flies it is ero 812 01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:18.159 They it's called aerodynamic forging. It is actually the motion through the air that 813 01:10:18.279 --> 01:10:24.640 cools it, that forms it into a perfect aerodynamic point. Wow. Yeah, 814 01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:30.039 and then blam and then it's your ass. Yeah. Yeah. The 815 01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:32.640 last thing I want to talk about really briefly here, how about this gravity 816 01:10:32.800 --> 01:10:42.199 anomaly mapping? When the order comes down to track all humans hiding underground won't 817 01:10:42.279 --> 01:10:47.640 help you because they actually have been working on technology with instruments so precise they 818 01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:55.560 can go over an area and using that they can determine any gravimetric anomalies and 819 01:10:55.800 --> 01:10:59.840 buy that make an entire map of all below ground caverns in an area. 820 01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:05.520 Disgusting, awesome, absolutely awesome, Flora. I don't know why you're so 821 01:11:05.640 --> 01:11:09.960 against this. I think we just let them have the robots, let them 822 01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:15.960 have the AI, and nothing bad can happen. Stop crying. Are you 823 01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:23.560 gonna leave that eye patch on the whole podcast? You know what you know, 824 01:11:23.640 --> 01:11:31.399 all cheer you up, Flora. What my my my my my, 825 01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:41.000 my my my my. Oh man, we've got dueling lightning rounds. Yeah 826 01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:45.960 we do. What's it gonna be? Well, Um, we're gonna go. 827 01:11:45.119 --> 01:11:47.960 We're just gonna go back and forth. Huh little tennis match of a 828 01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:53.199 I like it. I like it. Volley. Uh you serve all right? 829 01:11:53.399 --> 01:11:56.399 Hit me up with some hot crazy Uh, first one, I've gotten 830 01:11:56.439 --> 01:12:00.199 the old lightning round. These are again, these are projects that Darpe is 831 01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:06.119 currently working on or has just recently worked on. RAM Project RAM R a 832 01:12:06.479 --> 01:12:14.760 M. The Restoring Active Memory. Oh yeah, implants neuroprosthetics, they call 833 01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:19.840 it, to help overcome memory deficits that occur from either trauma or disease. 834 01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:25.840 They're implants that go in your old morayon and they help you, you know, 835 01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:30.319 make up for missed memories that you might not have any more. Weird. 836 01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:36.199 I love it. How about this? The XO S three combat exoskeleton 837 01:12:36.319 --> 01:12:42.800 made by Raytheon Corporation. The only exoskeleton made exclusively for a combat. This 838 01:12:42.960 --> 01:12:46.600 thing will allow a soldier to lift up to two hundred pounds and also, 839 01:12:47.079 --> 01:12:50.840 further down the line, they want this thing to be an exoskeleton that a 840 01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:57.520 human could step out of, and then that exoskeleton just keeps on trucking autonomous 841 01:12:57.920 --> 01:13:02.319 in future designs. Tony Star, I know, right, like a super 842 01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:04.880 lame Iron Man. It's a matter of fact, if you look online you 843 01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:10.800 can find an old version of it. It's the the xos two that Raytheon 844 01:13:11.159 --> 01:13:16.000 not wanting to miss an opportunity for good pr back in say twenty twelve, 845 01:13:16.319 --> 01:13:21.039 they got Agent Colson. They got the actor who plays Agent Colson to come 846 01:13:21.079 --> 01:13:25.159 on down to Raytheon town and put this exoskeleton on and run a mucked for 847 01:13:25.159 --> 01:13:30.600 a little while. Wow. Yeah, product hye ins man. I'm glad 848 01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:33.800 they got it at least working where it you know, didn't crush crush a 849 01:13:34.000 --> 01:13:39.399 person. There's like a big pile of debris that they had all the people 850 01:13:39.439 --> 01:13:45.680 that got crushed behind them on the pile. All right, how about the 851 01:13:45.880 --> 01:13:53.039 z Man. These are handheld Gecko inspired paddles to climb on glass. Oh 852 01:13:53.199 --> 01:13:59.000 yeah, it's a thing like did you ever see the Last Mission Impossible? 853 01:13:59.439 --> 01:14:02.039 Yeah, had the flexi gloves. Yeah, he had the gloves and he 854 01:14:02.199 --> 01:14:05.800 climbed up the outside of that building with them. Those were cool. It's 855 01:14:05.840 --> 01:14:11.479 not quite that, but it's the same idea these are. It's not in 856 01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:15.439 glove form yet, it's in paddle form, so it's not as cool, 857 01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:25.800 but yeah, z man, all right, how about robot and or cyborg 858 01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:31.600 insects. I mean, they worked so hard to make smaller and smaller drones. 859 01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:35.319 Their current tiny drone is like six inches long and they painted it to 860 01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:42.119 look like a shitty humming bird. But they want to make insect size robotic 861 01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:45.079 drones. The problems, yeah, the problem is power systems. You know, 862 01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:47.319 how do you keep it? You know, those these super tiny ones, 863 01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:49.399 they can only keep them in the air for like three minutes before they 864 01:14:49.479 --> 01:14:53.239 run out of juice because we don't have very good batteries for them. And 865 01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:56.399 then somebody said, well, you know what's really good at that flying that's 866 01:14:56.439 --> 01:15:01.720 that size real fucking insects. So they actually and you can go online and 867 01:15:01.880 --> 01:15:08.760 buy a kit so that you can make a remote control cockroach. Oh yeah, 868 01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:14.359 um, And so they're working on this. They're they're attaching electronics to 869 01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:19.279 insects and they can actually, yeah, they can. They can affect their 870 01:15:19.319 --> 01:15:23.680 behavior, they can, they can control them. You can. You can 871 01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:27.479 buy a kit online you get scared with so many girls. Oh yeah, 872 01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:32.640 with instructions on how to make a remote controlled cockroach crazy, I'm so gonna 873 01:15:32.680 --> 01:15:35.680 do it. It's kind of expensive, but that's that's kind of about my 874 01:15:35.760 --> 01:15:39.119 alley. I'm not afraid to do surgery a roach. You know what? 875 01:15:39.600 --> 01:15:44.680 That includes catching a roach keeping it alive. Well, surgery can buy the 876 01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:49.560 roaches. It's a specific species makes it easier, so they count. All 877 01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:54.520 you have to do is like click, like the little like dino writer helmet. 878 01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:57.560 Pretty much. It's funny. Actually, I watched the I watched the 879 01:15:57.680 --> 01:16:02.159 video about how you do this surgery, and it actually includes there's a point 880 01:16:02.199 --> 01:16:08.119 at which you actually have to sand the the kitness exoskeleton of the cock rouch 881 01:16:08.239 --> 01:16:12.560 that the glue will work better. Really bad, right, How do you 882 01:16:12.800 --> 01:16:15.800 keep it? How do you keep it still? Oh, they've covered a 883 01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:18.279 drug it. Yes, you anesthetize it. You don't get an ice water 884 01:16:18.359 --> 01:16:20.960 for a couple of minutes, Oh my gosh, and then that thing just 885 01:16:21.079 --> 01:16:25.079 don't move, and then it thaws out and off it goes. It's a 886 01:16:25.159 --> 01:16:27.640 cock rotch. They're extraordinarily hard to kill. And then you don't have to 887 01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:31.199 feel bad if you kill it. Um. Another fun fact is that the 888 01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:36.079 the antenna of this particular species is hollow, and so you cut the antenna 889 01:16:36.159 --> 01:16:41.920 and you can actually thread a wire into the antenna and that's how you give 890 01:16:41.960 --> 01:16:45.439 it instructions, which my instructions, I just mean an electrical pulse. Heya, 891 01:16:45.680 --> 01:16:51.920 turn right. Oh um, that's so but so nuts. But you 892 01:16:53.079 --> 01:16:57.600 have I mean yes, insects crawling under your door watching you do whatever you 893 01:16:57.680 --> 01:17:02.119 want to do. Or um earthquakes. You release two hundred insects to a 894 01:17:02.199 --> 01:17:08.960 pile of rubble and they can find people. Yeah, I'm in life saving 895 01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:14.560 roaches. All of these implications for removing rubble from people. That's yeah, 896 01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:16.680 it's nuts. Your balls in your court floor? Which you got? My 897 01:17:16.840 --> 01:17:24.439 next one, Project Excalibur. Um, this is the development of hell Well. 898 01:17:24.479 --> 01:17:26.600 I love it. I actually had this on my list too. H 899 01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:33.199 L high energy lasers. This is for weapons and communication, that's right, 900 01:17:33.600 --> 01:17:39.279 and buy weapons. In communication, they mean communicating that your face is melting. 901 01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:43.960 Yeah, Project Excalibur, because that was the Blazer. The big problem 902 01:17:44.039 --> 01:17:47.560 with it was that they always required such huge power support power systems. But 903 01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:51.199 they finally getting those shrunk down. They're getting them. Everyone wants laser guns, 904 01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:56.560 and I don't blame them. What do you got how about portable blood 905 01:17:56.640 --> 01:18:02.920 decontamination. Wow, you can remove pathogens, toxins, poisons from blood. 906 01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:10.399 It's like a gigantic techno kidney, but way better at its job. Opening 907 01:18:10.439 --> 01:18:19.840 tonight for ice quake techno kidney cool um. Tara hurts frequency electronics. Oh 908 01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:28.119 yeah, the as yet unused range of the electromagnetic spectrum between microwave and infrared 909 01:18:29.359 --> 01:18:32.520 is the TARA hurts frequency. Nothing nothing going on at that's going on. 910 01:18:32.680 --> 01:18:35.840 So if people can figure out how to how to get in there and get 911 01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:42.920 stuff going on, then electronics wouldn't compete for spectrum access. Also, clothing 912 01:18:43.239 --> 01:18:49.119 could have built in TARA hurt frequency sensors, So that means something to get 913 01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:54.920 buried under rubble, right, the shirt lifts it off. The shirt emits 914 01:18:55.239 --> 01:18:59.760 a high frequency sound that roaches will be attractive to. But yeah, it's 915 01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:04.319 I think somebody wrote that in you know, if you get hot or something, 916 01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:08.680 the shirt will like automatically cool you or something like that. I love 917 01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:12.039 that crazy stuff, all right. I got one last one here for you. 918 01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:19.159 How about bone putty for compound fractures. You put the putty around the 919 01:19:19.239 --> 01:19:25.359 bone and it hardens, it forms a temporary cast and its internal cast that 920 01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:30.399 that degrades over time as the bone knits back together. Wow. Also medical 921 01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:34.039 nanobots and why not throw them on the bucket? Wow? So one's are 922 01:19:34.439 --> 01:19:43.640 lightning round bone? Lightning sound? Put the lightning round. So to wrap 923 01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:47.520 up here, a little bit uh darpest should exist for in my opinion, 924 01:19:47.600 --> 01:19:54.720 for science's sake, not for military's sake. I agree with that. I 925 01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:58.920 think we would be just fine in a much better world if if we could 926 01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:03.800 just fund research like this, you know, and instead of worrying about the 927 01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:10.319 next bomb or bullet that that changes direction, right, you know, we 928 01:20:10.359 --> 01:20:15.000 could put it in a medical research or something useful to What about a syringe 929 01:20:15.079 --> 01:20:19.560 that changes direction, or an ad vill that can hunt you down there put 930 01:20:19.600 --> 01:20:32.399 itself in your mouth? What about an IV bag that can take rubble off 931 01:20:32.479 --> 01:20:42.399 of you when you've gotten buried? Treat all humans. That guy with the 932 01:20:42.479 --> 01:20:46.479 cold is in a cave. I found him. I mean, if this, 933 01:20:46.840 --> 01:20:51.319 if this country slips into a police state, which it's doing, then 934 01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:56.000 this type of research is going to send us straight into an Orwell novel. 935 01:20:56.560 --> 01:21:00.439 Oh yeah, that's and that right there, is kind of the crux of 936 01:21:01.199 --> 01:21:03.800 the conspiracy. Oh. I mean, here's the thing. I mean, 937 01:21:03.840 --> 01:21:06.720 I don't think this research is what's going to send us into a Norwell novel. 938 01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:10.279 I think people are going to send us into an Norawell novel if that's 939 01:21:10.319 --> 01:21:13.680 the way things go. I don't. I look at look at the actual 940 01:21:13.800 --> 01:21:16.800 book of nineteen eighty four. They didn't. They didn't have a tenth of 941 01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:23.640 the technology that we do now to achieve that. Look in North Korea and 942 01:21:23.680 --> 01:21:27.000 they've got pretty good Orwellian state going down there. You know. I don't 943 01:21:27.039 --> 01:21:30.399 think the technology is what's required to repress people, just the will to do 944 01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:34.199 so. No. I mean it'll make it much easier to police the state 945 01:21:34.279 --> 01:21:39.079 though. Yeah, when you can't hide, what are they gonna do? 946 01:21:39.199 --> 01:21:41.800 Are they gonna get like robots to do our jobs for us? Come on, 947 01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:45.720 Flora, that's what you know what? And if they did, I 948 01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:47.880 would kick this shit out of them. There's no way a robot could stop 949 01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:53.279 me in my cart. No way, dude. I'm gonna tell you this 950 01:21:53.760 --> 01:22:00.000 once and for all. Use your at high only on humans. I'm just 951 01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:09.560 saying the robots come. No, I don't say it. I'll be fine, 952 01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:14.680 dude, Uh, there's so much do I want to tell you. 953 01:22:18.319 --> 01:22:21.079 The other thing is, how is Google a player? How? How what 954 01:22:21.159 --> 01:22:25.159 are they going to do with all this stuff in the next in the coming 955 01:22:25.439 --> 01:22:28.680 five years? Oh man, I hope robo enslavement. I don't know. 956 01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:30.920 I mean Google, they could do whatever they want at this point, and 957 01:22:31.039 --> 01:22:33.840 like I are doing whatever. I mean, yeah, and it's you're making 958 01:22:33.920 --> 01:22:42.840 bitcoin probably just let it go, let you go. I'm there's Uh, 959 01:22:43.039 --> 01:22:45.760 that's that's kind of a weird thing. And I was having a discussion with 960 01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:47.840 a friend of mine about Google the other day and how you know, things 961 01:22:47.880 --> 01:22:53.079 like Google Fiber, Like I love it if it came to Chicago. But 962 01:22:53.840 --> 01:22:58.560 on the other hand, I do have this nagging feeling like I'm placing too 963 01:22:58.640 --> 01:23:02.319 many eggs in Google's bast get that society like this is a I don't know, 964 01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:06.439 is that is that irrational to worry that this company is becoming such a 965 01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:12.560 huge player, like they control, you know, like the information and search 966 01:23:12.640 --> 01:23:17.039 engines they have. They have such a huge influence on the world through that 967 01:23:18.079 --> 01:23:20.319 that, you know, I don't know, are they just there? Are 968 01:23:20.359 --> 01:23:23.560 they just tech happy? Are they like? No, you know, we 969 01:23:23.720 --> 01:23:26.039 really want to get into robots. We think it's going to be really cool, 970 01:23:26.039 --> 01:23:30.159 so we're buying up these robot companies. Or is it's the beginning of 971 01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:34.560 some malevolent end. I don't know. I It's going to be something for 972 01:23:34.640 --> 01:23:40.199 the grandkids I'll never have to deal with. Don't worry. I'm solving all 973 01:23:40.279 --> 01:23:47.079 of my long term guilt problems by never having sex. And also, this 974 01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:50.560 is only the stuff we're told about, right, oh man, Yeah, 975 01:23:50.640 --> 01:23:54.640 this is the stuff that they're willing to let everyone see and mess with. 976 01:23:55.720 --> 01:23:58.840 There is a prime example of this in the eighties. There was a stealth 977 01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:06.600 boat that they played around with for years until they finally had a big coming 978 01:24:06.640 --> 01:24:12.159 out party. It's like this boat's King signera or something. They showed it 979 01:24:12.199 --> 01:24:15.600 to the public, but it had been bopping around for years in production before 980 01:24:15.640 --> 01:24:18.279 that, you know, and testing and all that stuff, and well, 981 01:24:18.359 --> 01:24:23.079 it's just a freaky thing. And you gotta wonder though, if some of 982 01:24:23.159 --> 01:24:28.840 this experimental aircraft things like that aren't what people are seeing in the skies. 983 01:24:29.479 --> 01:24:32.039 Oh, they most certainly are. I mean, like, especially there's the 984 01:24:32.199 --> 01:24:35.199 space plan that they've got. You know, there was little sightings of it 985 01:24:35.319 --> 01:24:41.119 here and there. There's experimental propulsion systems. There was a there's a really 986 01:24:41.199 --> 01:24:43.720 running thing and I forget what they call it, donuts on a rope. 987 01:24:43.760 --> 01:24:46.560 It was a I think it was a ramjet propulsion system that's still classified. 988 01:24:46.600 --> 01:24:50.359 No one knows what aircraft was flying it. But people would see this contrail 989 01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:57.000 with it's literally like the straight contrail with these rings down it, and you're 990 01:24:57.039 --> 01:25:00.239 like, what the there's no aircraft that makes that. Uh And I'm still 991 01:25:00.560 --> 01:25:04.520 not really released, but I mean so there's these weird kind of secondary like, 992 01:25:04.640 --> 01:25:08.239 oh, well, we know something's doing a thing, but they're not 993 01:25:08.279 --> 01:25:12.720 going to tell us. And there are tons of pictures of stuff that they're 994 01:25:12.760 --> 01:25:16.960 working on are apparently you know, um that that's out there for DARPA of 995 01:25:17.199 --> 01:25:24.239 aircraft things and what do they look like? Big golfing cigars right well, 996 01:25:24.600 --> 01:25:29.159 all right, freud back it down, a little bit Zeppelin type things like 997 01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:33.960 giant Harry dogs, just just just I mean huge. I think I saw 998 01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:42.039 three builders in the sky build anyway. Um, that's that's it, DARPA, 999 01:25:42.199 --> 01:25:44.560 take it or leave it, I don't know. I mean, it's 1000 01:25:45.079 --> 01:25:48.760 there's some really cool stuff just because it's you know, we're we like toys 1001 01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:53.920 and and there's all kinds of neat things that are coming out of these people's 1002 01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:58.159 minds. Yeah, but again, if it's used the wrong way, you 1003 01:25:58.239 --> 01:26:01.079 know, Spider Man, it's it's not going to be good for anybody. 1004 01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:09.439 But that's Dark before you, very high tech, somewhat clandestine, time shared, 1005 01:26:09.520 --> 01:26:15.279 nutshell, time shared, nutshell. Anyways, let's let's get into the 1006 01:26:15.399 --> 01:26:20.800 real conspiracy. Yeah, and the stuff that we've been working on for years. 1007 01:26:21.640 --> 01:26:30.479 Finally finally release the pollen n boons, the peans flora. Why don't 1008 01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:32.039 you kick it off. I'll kick it off. I'm not going to go 1009 01:26:32.119 --> 01:26:38.720 after the low hanging fruit on this one, sorry buddy, But I am 1010 01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:43.680 going to start out here with a government funded music festival. Nice, with 1011 01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:48.079 the freedom to explore some really sweet licks. Oh, I like that. 1012 01:26:48.439 --> 01:26:51.720 You can fail if you want, but it's just you know, getting out 1013 01:26:51.760 --> 01:26:57.760 there and making it happen. Yeah. Does it focus on any particular instrument? 1014 01:26:58.239 --> 01:27:05.000 Usually it does. It's gatarpa. Nice. You always get so mad 1015 01:27:05.039 --> 01:27:11.560 when you sniff them out. I know, I feel like I've I've peeked 1016 01:27:11.600 --> 01:27:16.520 at my Christmas presents. Smells it coming, you know. Um. Dark 1017 01:27:16.560 --> 01:27:24.880 percent a research team down to Southern Texas to work on on, you know, 1018 01:27:25.079 --> 01:27:29.279 building a something that a person an operator could wear that would help them 1019 01:27:29.319 --> 01:27:32.239 with their job, because the problem that they were having is they would go 1020 01:27:32.319 --> 01:27:38.199 out to eat and the food it's just like the guacamole wasn't made well. 1021 01:27:38.239 --> 01:27:42.079 It was really chunky, like they they get fahitas and the chicken wasn't cut 1022 01:27:42.159 --> 01:27:45.079 all the way through. And they realize that the people just physically weren't up 1023 01:27:45.159 --> 01:27:50.079 to the task of making the food properly. And this inspired them to make 1024 01:27:50.439 --> 01:27:59.439 muh the t X four seven three tex Mexo set skeleton. It makes for 1025 01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:03.279 it's a lot easier to prepare food where lift a lot of uros. It's 1026 01:28:03.880 --> 01:28:11.600 it's the text Mexo skeleton. Nice all right, I've got I've got a 1027 01:28:11.640 --> 01:28:18.079 program that was funded to transport people through space and time. But it's just 1028 01:28:18.319 --> 01:28:23.960 took a long time more than anything, but it was it was it didn't 1029 01:28:23.960 --> 01:28:33.199 cost very much. It was a super cheap It was Project Megabus. Another 1030 01:28:34.439 --> 01:28:41.840 fun for you. There was a research and team sent to Southern Texas and 1031 01:28:42.000 --> 01:28:50.960 the restaurant, but there was never any chicken on the mat. They made 1032 01:28:51.039 --> 01:29:11.479 it a bullet I guided bullet project text mex Acto killed the chicken? Oh 1033 01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:17.279 why did I take so much joy in just recycling upon? Okay, you 1034 01:29:17.479 --> 01:29:19.760 go, but I have to do another way. I can't get away. 1035 01:29:24.640 --> 01:29:27.600 Well, i'll give you I'll give you another one here. Okay. It 1036 01:29:27.760 --> 01:29:31.000 was um when they when they went in southern Texas, they actually had a 1037 01:29:31.119 --> 01:29:38.439 problem before they had the texts mex Sacto bullets, they had a problem lining 1038 01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:43.560 up their their sites with real bullets and stuff. They needed something quicker and 1039 01:29:44.000 --> 01:29:47.479 something that would hopefully cook the chickens as they shot them nice. And that's 1040 01:29:47.520 --> 01:30:02.359 why they got the text Mexcalibur weapon. We're geniuses. We're smarter than put 1041 01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:10.920 that I'm on a bumper sticker photos smarter, but it's gonna be smarter than 1042 01:30:11.600 --> 01:30:18.600 smarter than DARP, smarter than smarter than DARP. Okay, okay, well 1043 01:30:18.640 --> 01:30:23.399 more, yeah, I mean I okay, I get two more. One 1044 01:30:23.439 --> 01:30:28.439 of them goes very fast and easy. Uh. It's he um, government 1045 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:33.920 funded research project for people who are just idiots, and it's called derpah yeah 1046 01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:41.119 yeah, uh no. Um. It turns out that in the early nineties 1047 01:30:41.520 --> 01:30:46.000 there's a lot of competition in toy manufacturing and one particular company. He was 1048 01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:54.760 funded by the US government and Nickelodeon, as I recall um and Uh. 1049 01:30:54.880 --> 01:30:59.560 They were tasked with, you know, research development on upcoming toy designs that 1050 01:30:59.600 --> 01:31:04.880 they could let the Russians get ahold of. It's called FLARPA. Yeah, 1051 01:31:05.159 --> 01:31:10.760 all right there, Yes, there's a whole bunch. There's there's the text 1052 01:31:10.840 --> 01:31:17.520 mex Combo plant buns, the number eighteen. You know, it's amazing the 1053 01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:23.640 amount of things that DARPA has been instrumental in providing. I mean, look 1054 01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:27.560 at the very Internet itself. I mean even even email. But you know 1055 01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:40.560 what DARPA didn't invent? What listener? Man? You know who's kicking in 1056 01:31:40.600 --> 01:31:45.359 the door on this sweet ass party the fits No our friend Tim? Oh 1057 01:31:45.560 --> 01:31:50.159 Hi Tim. He's all like, blam, Hi, I brought cup pikes 1058 01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:54.960 and beer and we're like, thank you, Tim. Uh. Tim's just 1059 01:31:55.039 --> 01:31:58.479 giving us a big high five and also a high five to these swell folks 1060 01:31:58.520 --> 01:32:01.920 at the Caustic Soda podcast. Oh yeah, I've heard good things and they're 1061 01:32:02.000 --> 01:32:08.039 Canadian. I'm told what that can't hurt watch? So thanks Tim, thanks 1062 01:32:08.079 --> 01:32:12.119 for listening to us, and thanks for uma loving us more than them. 1063 01:32:12.399 --> 01:32:15.720 I'm implying that you didn't say that, but I assume it. We'll check 1064 01:32:15.760 --> 01:32:21.119 out to old caustic soda. The old cs sounds good. I heard from 1065 01:32:23.479 --> 01:32:28.600 the leader of the free zombies. Really well, do you mean the de 1066 01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:31.880 facto fascist dictator of the That's that's what I mean. Oh okay, he 1067 01:32:32.039 --> 01:32:35.600 just calls them the free zombies, so there won't be any more unresting, 1068 01:32:35.720 --> 01:32:40.039 like the way they call it a people's republic. That's normally work exactly. 1069 01:32:40.199 --> 01:32:45.840 Zombie Master rights in with some bring them pounds left out from the history books. 1070 01:32:46.880 --> 01:32:53.159 Bring them pounds out from the history books. Johnny Applesee did have a 1071 01:32:53.199 --> 01:32:57.119 brother who also went across the land spreading the seeds of not apples, but 1072 01:32:57.439 --> 01:33:04.680 cannabis. He went by the name of Johnny Appleweed. What there's a rare 1073 01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:10.560 and large so cool can you imagine, like like, what if there's just 1074 01:33:10.720 --> 01:33:15.640 weed trees everywhere? Man, there's a rare and large gourd that grows in 1075 01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:18.640 the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. It said that the flavor is so big 1076 01:33:18.720 --> 01:33:24.680 and tangy. It was named the sas squash. Oh my god, that's 1077 01:33:24.760 --> 01:33:28.760 such a good right now. Ancient builders of Egypt as we all know, 1078 01:33:29.079 --> 01:33:40.520 were master architects, also beaters. Almost almost lost to it antiquity until very 1079 01:33:40.600 --> 01:33:47.079 recently. Unearthed was a papyrus roll on the rules and standards used when building 1080 01:33:47.119 --> 01:33:54.479 the Pyramids. It's titled colk like an Egyptian I get it? What if 1081 01:33:54.600 --> 01:33:58.640 you like took one of those papyrus role Why am I doing this head thing? 1082 01:33:58.720 --> 01:34:01.279 This stupid and I'm sorry? Never works, Never works. He also 1083 01:34:01.359 --> 01:34:09.000 has a shampoo for Egyptian kids that won't hurt their eyes nevatari. I like 1084 01:34:09.199 --> 01:34:16.760 that. And and he also has a mundane superpower. Oh oh, he 1085 01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:21.119 just made me go Paul Barr, Yeah he did. He's got cotton all 1086 01:34:21.680 --> 01:34:29.079 the power to make all fabric have the touch the feel of cotton happer. 1087 01:34:33.760 --> 01:34:38.680 And then he caught an orbon camera and sent us a video of it. 1088 01:34:39.119 --> 01:34:45.159 Sweet, that's pretty cool. Clean your lands, thanks Zombie master Quail. 1089 01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:49.199 Those zombies. That's right, And we go from the best of the zombies 1090 01:34:49.319 --> 01:34:57.640 to the worst of men. Oh narrow, Adam, he's got puns. 1091 01:34:58.399 --> 01:35:03.199 There was once a farrow with a serious case of irritable bowel syndrome. I 1092 01:35:03.359 --> 01:35:15.399 like this one why widely known as boot uncommon Oh man Worst Man. That's 1093 01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:23.079 great. Um, here's a fun factoid that the Roma people of Europe that 1094 01:35:23.560 --> 01:35:27.920 commonly referred to as Gypsies. Um, they got that name because Europeans actually 1095 01:35:27.920 --> 01:35:30.760 thought they came from Egypt. Yeah. I didn't know that. So yeah, 1096 01:35:31.199 --> 01:35:36.159 maybe even worthy of a podcast. The Worst Men agrees with you. 1097 01:35:38.159 --> 01:35:41.560 He said, maybe we should, Maybe we should? Now is it a 1098 01:35:41.760 --> 01:35:45.760 good idea or a bad idea because it came from the Worst Man. Oh 1099 01:35:45.319 --> 01:35:51.279 tough call. I get thirsty for the worst dy that was? That was 1100 01:35:51.439 --> 01:35:56.079 pretty bad to me. Oh, and he gives us a really cool link 1101 01:35:56.159 --> 01:36:00.119 to a Cracked article about five ways in which every conspiracy theory makes the world 1102 01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:03.880 worse. I'm I'm a fan of that already, so I'm gonna check that 1103 01:36:03.960 --> 01:36:08.000 out. Crack does some good stuff. Yeah, they really do. They 1104 01:36:08.079 --> 01:36:10.239 do. They do. Sometimes they do our research for us a little bit, 1105 01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:12.960 which is nice. Yeah. So it's always nice when we have an 1106 01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:16.760 episode and I can find like a Cracked top ten things that you know, 1107 01:36:16.960 --> 01:36:21.079 hollow Earth. Yeah, I love it. Thanks Worst Man, Adam, 1108 01:36:21.319 --> 01:36:29.840 Oh, the Worst You're the worst hard from Tyler? Oh what m Tyler? 1109 01:36:30.520 --> 01:36:34.640 High tie? Tyler has want to drink tie? But it could be 1110 01:36:34.800 --> 01:36:42.039 your tiepower. What is it? It's the ability to pull the exact amount 1111 01:36:42.039 --> 01:36:45.800 of toilet paper needed off the roll each time. Oh, but only for 1112 01:36:45.960 --> 01:36:56.359 your previous bowel movement. Great Monkeys, because there's that movie. You're like, 1113 01:36:56.439 --> 01:37:03.000 what the hell? Oh yeah, got dark that's awesome. One more, 1114 01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:09.039 much like Aquaman. The ability to speak to creatures of the sea, 1115 01:37:10.079 --> 01:37:16.000 but only while attending county fairs. Oddly specific. Yeah, I like that 1116 01:37:16.159 --> 01:37:21.159 one. That's what I got, Thanks, Tyler. I love mundane superpowers. 1117 01:37:21.760 --> 01:37:26.279 I gotta I gotta make a page. Yeah, oh man, we're 1118 01:37:26.319 --> 01:37:29.720 talking about we're talking about updating the site too. Yeah, and that would 1119 01:37:29.720 --> 01:37:31.399 be an easy thing to add, I think. So Floria hit me with 1120 01:37:31.479 --> 01:37:33.960 a mundane superpower right now, I'm gonna hit you with him. We're gonna 1121 01:37:33.960 --> 01:37:40.319 make him up right now. Boom Okay, this this is called buff fingers. 1122 01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:46.920 Oh okay. The ability to carry any number of plastic bags from the 1123 01:37:47.000 --> 01:37:53.279 grocery store home. That's barely mundane. That might just be a superpower, 1124 01:37:53.319 --> 01:37:57.520 because that's genuinely useful. You know, I've been I've been doing bad one, 1125 01:37:57.600 --> 01:37:59.920 so I thought i'd throw a good one. I like that. Yeah, 1126 01:38:00.000 --> 01:38:01.920 I got one. I got one, okay. Um, The ability 1127 01:38:02.079 --> 01:38:08.760 to open a book directly to the page in the index that tells you where 1128 01:38:08.760 --> 01:38:14.239 the page you want to find is. That's useful. I use that a 1129 01:38:14.319 --> 01:38:17.680 lot. Yeah, it won't take you right there, but you'll you'll get 1130 01:38:17.720 --> 01:38:26.600 the page in the index that will guys. All right, okay, moving 1131 01:38:26.600 --> 01:38:32.640 on, moving on? Oh, make glorious email from Chromrade Luke, chromrad 1132 01:38:33.720 --> 01:38:42.199 d. What does Chromrade Luke have to say? He has make most compliment 1133 01:38:42.319 --> 01:38:45.800 to us in amount of barrel full of monkeys for fun having. I love 1134 01:38:45.960 --> 01:38:51.640 barrel full of monkeys. He is not to finding podcast. He needs to 1135 01:38:51.720 --> 01:38:57.880 make funny laugh every time we are to talking. He's like Russian dun loup 1136 01:38:58.840 --> 01:39:06.479 Chromrade Luke in the gulag Garcia. Cromerad, look once again, I must 1137 01:39:06.520 --> 01:39:14.359 tell children about your teams to make mother Marsha happy. He's only man to 1138 01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:19.119 make Lottra mother Russia. That's that's the Russian argent guys. Here, yep, 1139 01:39:21.000 --> 01:39:26.960 there's one. There's one in every country. And cromd also make podcast 1140 01:39:27.119 --> 01:39:32.760 himself. Oh he's about work. So Robert Howard or maybe guy who make 1141 01:39:33.239 --> 01:39:42.640 Conan stories. I have question am told perhaps George har har Martin, perhaps 1142 01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:49.279 Harbert Jordan, I'm not remembering. Also make writing of Conan stories I think 1143 01:39:49.479 --> 01:39:56.319 was George har har Martin. No, no, no, you you such 1144 01:39:56.399 --> 01:40:04.199 make stupid with mouths. Stephen King make make Conan series very horrific. Damn 1145 01:40:04.279 --> 01:40:10.159 him not making funny jokes. He's real author. No groth coning stories. 1146 01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:16.840 I think was George harhar Martin. Thank you, Lord must I must make 1147 01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:28.119 it. To agree and disagree is glorious understanding. And uh to end to 1148 01:40:28.279 --> 01:40:33.880 end this round, we uh unfortunately almost ran poor Angie off the road. 1149 01:40:34.680 --> 01:40:41.479 Oh yeah, listener, Angie wrote in uh and apparently uh in the Golden 1150 01:40:41.560 --> 01:40:48.239 episode our our Pokemon guys was almost her undoing whilst whilst driving. Sorry to 1151 01:40:48.399 --> 01:40:53.239 put a warning on that, I think I think we've ever been in some 1152 01:40:53.359 --> 01:40:57.840 discussions warning by good night. We didn't have warnings on stuff. No, 1153 01:40:58.119 --> 01:41:01.279 you understand it. The risks and you tried to eat dairy, you would 1154 01:41:01.399 --> 01:41:05.920 die from it. We had pois that would put your eye out. That's 1155 01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:10.319 what they were made to do. The point was not to put your eye 1156 01:41:10.319 --> 01:41:15.119 out and learn from it. I saved up for two years to buy a 1157 01:41:15.359 --> 01:41:21.119 jagged wooden splinter to play with that thing lasted for the rest of your childhood. 1158 01:41:23.279 --> 01:41:29.279 We had babies with that jagged wooden splinter. Oh thank you, hanjie 1159 01:41:29.800 --> 01:41:34.079 Um. She also says that you suggested the Supernatural. The show Supernatural probably 1160 01:41:34.079 --> 01:41:38.079 had a goal on episode it does. Ah. Yeah, it's called Everybody 1161 01:41:38.119 --> 01:41:42.439 Hates Hitler and sticks surprisingly close to the folklore that we talked about. Awesome, 1162 01:41:42.760 --> 01:41:45.920 that's really cool. I'm gonna get into super I'm gonna start watching it 1163 01:41:46.039 --> 01:41:48.680 soon. I've run out of community. I watched all the community, so 1164 01:41:49.800 --> 01:41:54.119 I'm needing a new ship. I mean, it's the sun is setting on 1165 01:41:54.239 --> 01:41:58.279 summer here in Chicago, so I'm already like starting to build my summer bunker, 1166 01:41:58.479 --> 01:42:01.960 watch my winter bunker watch list. Yeah, and uh, Angie says, 1167 01:42:02.239 --> 01:42:06.359 do we think that golems are any good at laundry? I think they'd 1168 01:42:06.399 --> 01:42:10.680 have to be, except their servants. I don't know that you'd want to 1169 01:42:10.680 --> 01:42:13.720 get them with though. Yeah, not maybe not a good idea in that 1170 01:42:13.800 --> 01:42:19.159 regard. So maybe maybe they're right clean. Only you see it easy these 1171 01:42:19.279 --> 01:42:24.239 golems. You don't want to get them away. These golems these days use 1172 01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:27.600 these may tag machines and show what I want to tell you see what I'm 1173 01:42:27.640 --> 01:42:31.119 saying, So thank you everyone. Joh I don't want to hut your appetype 1174 01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:35.359 at Man right on deck. Next listener mail, because you guys are still 1175 01:42:35.439 --> 01:42:38.760 crushing us with it and I love it and we will get to all of 1176 01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:45.239 it. Uh achillean timon yep, TikTok lumba Jack Nick, Your time as 1177 01:42:45.279 --> 01:42:49.479 are coming and we got plenty more so many more. So thank you guys 1178 01:42:49.520 --> 01:42:53.279 for writing on. Don't stop, please keep writing in. We do get 1179 01:42:53.319 --> 01:42:56.720 to the all of them. And I'm sorry that it's a late August and 1180 01:42:56.800 --> 01:43:00.680 we're reading July. Yeah, yeah, we'll get there. Yes, yes, 1181 01:43:00.720 --> 01:43:04.279 well tearing through. We we like to like to bring you the meat 1182 01:43:04.640 --> 01:43:09.199 and then you supply the dessert and can't have too much dessert at once. 1183 01:43:10.039 --> 01:43:15.720 What are you my mom? This is ZIMP, Thanks Obama, Nanny State. 1184 01:43:16.600 --> 01:43:20.399 That's that's why we do listener That's why we do listener only podcast, 1185 01:43:20.520 --> 01:43:24.800 Listener Mail podcast, because it's all dessert. Yeah, it's like having your 1186 01:43:24.840 --> 01:43:28.279 own tub of Ben and Jerry. He's like going down to the Derric Queen 1187 01:43:28.399 --> 01:43:31.119 and getting a nice peanut butter and chocolate milk. Shaw Man, those are 1188 01:43:31.159 --> 01:43:39.800 so good milk. So go online to Blurry Photos podcasts on Facebook and you 1189 01:43:40.079 --> 01:43:43.760 tube, uh subscribe to us on there. Like us on there, you 1190 01:43:43.840 --> 01:43:46.720 can go and give us a rating in a five star or so. I 1191 01:43:46.840 --> 01:43:50.439 keep saying, it's the same thing. Review review is fun. I love 1192 01:43:50.600 --> 01:43:55.560 interviews. I just started reading them and I did a couple of weeks ago, 1193 01:43:55.560 --> 01:43:58.359 and then I just did it again this last weekend. It's great. 1194 01:43:58.520 --> 01:44:00.079 It's a great pea pick us up, it really is. Thank you. 1195 01:44:00.560 --> 01:44:03.920 We're on Twitter blurry to score photos and follow us on there. Help us. 1196 01:44:03.960 --> 01:44:05.680 Maybe you get to one hundred and we might have it by then, 1197 01:44:05.760 --> 01:44:11.039 but give us to three hundred likes. That's right. Tell your friends, 1198 01:44:11.560 --> 01:44:15.920 tell tell everybody, tell tell people, get them hooked. We need a 1199 01:44:15.000 --> 01:44:20.680 name for um our fans. We need like you know what I mean. 1200 01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:24.399 Yeah, I've never really crossed my mind. But you're Chrono Knots. But 1201 01:44:24.920 --> 01:44:30.399 I like Chrono Knots has nothing to do with what we are. But I 1202 01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:35.399 feel like tex mex Food. You're on our side. That's right. Then 1203 01:44:35.520 --> 01:44:44.039 that's about it. But that's but other than that, for this episode of 1204 01:44:44.439 --> 01:44:53.039 Blurry Photos, I have been delbet fleurba nice and I'm David details classified, 1205 01:44:53.720 --> 01:45:00.960 oh redacted redacted? So seriously, Flora, what's onto the eyepatch? You 1206 01:45:01.000 --> 01:45:03.640 don't want to know? No, yeah, I do. You don't want 1207 01:45:03.680 --> 01:45:08.720 to know? You say that, but I can and do it in your 1208 01:45:08.800 --> 01:45:35.199 next gamp listen, focus on disciplined. I gotta go. Hi. Stecco 1209 01:45:35.359 --> 01:45:40.600 fell in battle trying to board up the door so they couldn't get in, 1210 01:45:40.920 --> 01:45:44.680 But a straight nail flew from the nail gun. It grazed his shoulder, 1211 01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:47.560 didn't hurt him much, but then he fell out a window. It was 1212 01:45:47.640 --> 01:45:56.239 tragic. Make sure to take your Snickers bar and Vienna sausages. Now was 1213 01:45:56.279 --> 01:46:01.800 the time to transmit listener mail. Oh Don Luke, surely you do not 1214 01:46:01.960 --> 01:46:08.720 expect me to sleep at the hacienda all by myself. Wait, we are 1215 01:46:08.800 --> 01:46:13.640 doing a crossover. What is that noise? Beat boot Bop? An't beat 1216 01:46:13.680 --> 01:46:17.800 boot Bop? An't it is Mecca? John Zilla? Run, Run Run 1217 01:46:17.920 --> 01:46:24.279 Run. Oh no, Mikey Wills has showed up. Please everyone gather around 1218 01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:30.600 for this elegant fancy feast. This situation requires payton Bob to repair it. 1219 01:46:31.039 --> 01:46:36.399 Oh Bananas, why are you so spotty? Is it acne or are you 1220 01:46:36.640 --> 01:46:42.800 dying. You are fruit that has a less than optimistic outlook. I am 1221 01:46:42.880 --> 01:46:50.760 one motherfucking dark lemon. This concludes transmission of Listener Mail End podcast, and 1222 01:46:59.520 --> 01:47:01.960 it's hard to do for a while. H