This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven one the Freak. Now Jamin,
Now we're jamming freestyle. Here's Kevin Turner. This is my best favorite song.
Oh oh by this Ben? How long all the words? Side Stone
is eighty one. He's from Denton and he's the man. Okay, it's
pretty good. I'm about to tell you this song sounds a good freezing about
water Burger Wednesday. Oh God day down load? Don't was that your reaction?
We're excited about Wednesday? You make me make that noise? Well,
this is not a great song to freestyle too. It's a great song to
get nasty to. What is the nastiest make noise? Hmmm, it's good.
Water Worker is good and uh water Burger is Dan doing a little dance
with the Freak. And we are trying to get as many people as possible
to download their app. I did it last night. Food apps. We
talked about it yesterday. Moving forward, food apps. Get them. I
know you might feel like I got too many apps. You know you're gonna
go to water Burger. I'm doing this tonight. Do it and I'm serious.
Yes, I got a work to do between about four in the in
the MAVs game. I'm thinking, I'm I'm MAVs gaming the water Burger tonight.
Yeah, there's one at Buckner in thirty just not even maybe a mile
from my house. I'm downloading the app and I'm ordering it through the app,
and I'm just going to drive through and pick it up paid for.
Bam. I thought you that you were going to download the app tonight,
and I was like, why I just do it right now? Well,
it takes ten seconds. I'm doing an incredibly important radio program right now,
Kevin, So I don't want to just download avibs during valuable air time where
I could be talking about Waterburger. And I'll download the app later and get
my handby for din Din. We are in a weird spot where I guess
drive through people like drives and like we're just you just do it a certain
way. But boy, life is easier with food app. And I did
do the Waterburger app just last night. And you get a free Waterburger when
you create an account, do you really? Yes? Not only a handby
just like that. I'm getting a free handby tonight. Like how many you
really get a free Hamburger just from downloading? As holy crap. What I
just think every time in your life you had Waterburger. If if you look
back and you were getting points every time, you'd have a million points and
you just never you just get all sorts of free hanbies. You'd have been
eating free hambies like every few months because the points you accrue and you can
customize it however you want right there on the app. It's water Burger extra
Mustard, Want extra musty? I want picky letty. Yeah, you can
have maybe maybe a couple of Tommies any hand, but you want some cheap,
some cheeby. Uh. But Waterburger is doing a little dance with nineties
haven't won the freak and they're doing it with the Ben and Skin Show.
So if you download the app and send a picture right, send it to
the at Ben's skin respond to his post. Ben Rogers posted it up,
and uh, you can enter to one hundred dollars gift card. How about
that? So if you just get it, click a little picky on your
phone, eat a little picky on your Hamburger and you can win one hundred
bucks. I think Wednesday they're doing the giveaway right on the Ben Skin Show.
Yeah, it sounds like you believe it is big time. Download the
app today right now, get on the water rewards. Do it for us,
do it for them, do it for America turning points, Do it
for yourself. Free food free, food free, Hamburger. You're gonna go,
you know you're gonna go, barbecue chicken sandwich, the chicken strip sandwich.
The other day it was Friday. Okay, So if you do it,
they have curb side pick up and delivery delivery. Dude. The Spicy
Ketchup too. I'm not even like a big Ketchup fan, but the water
Burger Spicy Ketchup. Bought a bottle of that home bottle, a home bottle
of spicy ketch It's so good, know what, never tried it? Okay,
I'm not a Ketchup man. I don't like Ketchup. Don't like packets
of Ketchup for a little boxes or what of those little things you guys do
with? What a burger a little the little boxes. It's a little it's
a ramick. It's a it's a disposable rami. And you just drink out
of that thing bread you dip your drink. Does he is good? Lord?
How did you not do this read. I don't know. No one
asked me Number one. I have a long time dead underrated good onion rings.
I don't know how apps work this thing. Long after my time.
All right, to get the Waterburger out. Send a pick and you can
win one hundred dollars gift card thanks to the Benskin Show and thanks to waterburg
time for some But I always want to know what tiefs. But it is
the scuttle but brought you by advanced tear restoration. And I'm going to do
a little bit of a reversal. Normally I will start local and then work
national. Today I'm gonna go national, go to local, just to keep
you hanging exciting. All right, check this out. What a twist.
We've been on a run. Twist. I'm gonna try to hang with you.
Go ahead, we've been on a run. If you say you're gonna
say planes, we've been on a run of stories involving crocs. Okay,
crocodiles, all good. Crocodile airplanes around here, crocodile handlers of the lake.
He's hanging out in his enclosure. He's got a bunch of viewers in
there. It's at a place called Crocodile Creek theme Park in South Africa,
and he's poking it. It's a fifteen footer and here is footage taken by
an onlooker. Come, Come, Come, So they were just enjoying the
show. No, it's snapped. Yeah, I've read in this video and
it's pretty heroin it is. And here's what's wild about it. There's another
Krock expert on the scene. He didn't die, by the way, here's
another croc I mean the medical stuff. He had a serious injury to his
right leg right about an inch below his genitals. So you nearly lost.
Thank god he wasn't from Ecuador. Yeah, otherwise he'd be a goner.
Ecuador won the tournament that Danny told us about truth Scientific fact number one mem
Ecuador. It's so weird. I was watching the UFC like last Saturday night
or whenever it was the pay per view and there was a fighter from Ecuador.
I could do think about his meat. Yes, is he gonna slide
under? He stared at his wrestling trousers the entire time. The dong came
out and swept the leg and he got a takedown. So it's just your
standard gator attack. Story. But here's why we're doing this because I found
this to be rather interesting. Another Krock expert who was on the scene said
the croc that attacked him the fifteen was just giving him a warning. If
he wanted to kill him, he could have. He was extremely lucky because
the second crocodile, which rushed in to get in on the fund, did
not bite him, because they could have fought over him in a tug of
war in the park man draw quarter. How did they get the crock off
the dude's leg. They ran in there and started poking him, poking them,
and it's distracted them enough where he was able to get loose. Damn,
it was nuts. You saw the one the crock or gate, I
don't know, I'm sorry. I just saw the video. The guy that
was the croc handler and he was doing something with his hand, and the
crocodile bit like all the way up to his elbow and wouldn't let go.
And some guy that was just at this theme park or wherever this was going
on, like jumped on the back of the crocodile and was holding his like
he got got the guy's arm for he was on top of this. Damn
gator or crocodile, holding his mouth shut until he was he felt comfortable enough
to like let go and then run out of the thing. Dude, that
I thought that was the video you were playing. Have you seen that one?
I haven't seen that. Unbelievable. It is unbelievable. Just a bystander
basically saved this guy. He knew what he was doing though. Yeah,
yeah, you've seen. That's what they did to get behind him, and
you hold the alligator's mouth shut and he was writhing and whipping around and trying
to buck this stewed off of his back. But oh my god, all
terrifying. Old station I worked at one time, they had an event and
for whatever reason, they had an alligator tamer correct something like that. Kavanaugh
rode the gator, Okay rode him. Well, Kavanall's a dumb ass,
and I'm not like you. When Cavanall got off the gator, the gator,
I'm gonna be honest, pretty pretty slow and dumb. Yeah, but
went with the tailwhip he was went with the tail whip to try to get
him. Nearly got it. He blew out Kavanaugh's knee for the ninth cavin
I had to have microfracture knee surgery again because the tail whip made him stumble.
It was crazy. There's a lot of when you're Florida, man,
you see a handful of alligator shows. I've been to up Sure, and
the standard move is, look, my head is in the mouth of the
alligator. Yeah, Joe Dirt, I mean, yeah, it's standard yea
and Alga for some reason is open sesame like he's in North Texas dental surgery.
But it ain't doctor Troy taking a look. It's Kachunga one. I
mean, what trust you would have in Kuchunga. Yeah, well, Kachunga
was the guy. Oh it was the guy. Okay, I'm sorry.
I thought those were maybe like a magic word you would say to hypnotize the
alligator jungo. So my friend Isaac and I were there and we were so
stoned and we laughed about Kachunga for like years after that. Kachunga the hero
that put his head in the mouth of an alligator. And then like ten
years later, Isaac sends me a news link about how Kachunga got his head.
Bit no, this is what this is. Cifreed and Roy, I
mean it's right, it's gonna happen. Is that did Koachunga meet his maker?
He got he didn't get his head bit off. We get kachung on.
I just looked it up, and I don't know if Kachunga himself is
still with us or the Kachunga family legacy continues. Guy now Ben and Skinner
to be calling Kachunga throughout their show all day. I think they're focusing more
on air boat rides now than the alligator tam good. They've moved on Yeah,
smart, safe, second, Natty before I get to two lokis,
thank you. So you remember when that when when Winnie the Pooh became public
domain and they made Whinnie the Pooh Blood and Honey the movie. Well,
they've decided to make a cinematic universe. Have you all heard about this.
They're gonna add a few new movies like Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare, Pinocchio,
Unstrung, Bam Beat, The Reckoning, Unstrong, Poo Too, and it
all culminates in twenty twenty five. It was my favorite name of a movie
series ever. The Pooniverse, the Poonaverse, Pooniverse. That's the monsters.
A symbol Okay, yeah, I was like, I've seen some movies about
the Poonaverse before, not like this, the Evil Forces of Pooh and Tigger
and Rabbit, now, Piglet, Pinocchio, Bambi, Peter Pan, the
Mad Hatter, you name it all together in the Poonaverse. Pinocchio unstrong is
good. But I remember that trailer hit Pooh, Blood and the Honey,
Oh my god, and then I don't recall it the movie ever coming out
or anyone seeing it. So in these iconic, I guess animated figures become
public, then you can do whatever you want with them and just defile their
legacies with Poonaverse and Blood and Honey, great local crappy by the way,
thank you. Theverse Revolver Butt Honey was you know good, drink a lot
of that ten years ago. But then I've just quit drinking beers that go
straight to my boobs, you know. H just so love Revolver. Not
a big Blood and Honey fan. I feel like there's like a filmy aftertaste
that I don't love that much. I don't like the aftertaste of Blood and
Honey. Incredibly popular beer, maybe the most popular craft beer around here this
city ever pretty it's up there with the Temptress and I will from from like
what I would throw in velvet hammer, velvet hammers, lvit hammer, petticolist.
I think the big Germans getting on that level of over town. There's
the I'm gonna leave out someone. Golden Opportunity was a great one. Yeah,
there's a bunch of them. Dallas Blonde, m HM over at deep
Elm, four corners, Local buzz, local bus, get the cans,
the old top, just a little hole, the whole top, Mikey the
el go on the I p A at four Corners. That's great. I
can't ever say no to Chingo Blood Honey is not a big fan, but
I'm pretty sure that's number one my favorite local beer of all time. And
they I don't think they make it anymore. Was from deep Ellen Brewing Company
and it was called it was a pillsner called the deep Ellen Brewing Company Rye
pills. Yes, did you ever have that? Yes? Fantastic. The
real theaters near you not. We'll send JJ to go report on the pooniverse.
Look, there's down to be an our movie expert. Sometimes you gotta
go see poo bear Blood and Honey or Pinocchio unstrung. Yeah, you don't
just pick the good ones. Yeah, the poonaverse is so good. Monsters
unite, Yes, let's go look. Finally, a Plano water station spilled
one point five million gallons of untr eat a waste water into white Rock Creek
on Thursday. Okay, oh, we can't swim in white Rock now.
And this because three there were three overflowing manholes off West Plano Parkway Way to
Plano. You've done it again. Five hundred gallons of sewage were flowing into
the creek for a minute until they finally got it to stop. Now they
say it did not affect the city's water supply because heavy rain helped dilute the
spill. Here's my favorite note of the story. The spill did prompt the
Corinthian Sailing Club to move its annual sell boat regatta from white Rock Lake to
Lake ray Hubbard over the weekend. So the Corinthian Sailing clubs like, damn
it, we got the streamers up, the balloons are inflated, not on
the week of the regatta. God, could there be a more elitist sounding
organization? And the Corinthian Sailing Club, the Corinthians of white rock and they're
shaking their fists at the heavens because they're Regatta got moved. Oh and Regatta
is like a race, right I think? I mean at the casual race,
I should sink Forgott. It was like a gala. It's a it's
a gallo with boats. I learned a couple of years ago that it's like
a it's like a race. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know if
anyone takes it all that seriously. It sounds so super competitive. I don't
think we have a friend or friend Troy who has a boat. Excuse it,
Okay, yes, loudest fart I've ever heard in Italy through a door
and then ten second pause and I hear Troy say, is scooze eh And
it's the hardest that story, hardest European laugh I've ever had in my life.
I want you to know if that story was told in Espanol to her
parents the other night dinner and they loved it really so funny. Okay,
good, And I'm sitting there kind of following, not knowing fully what it
was said. But the one didn't get rocky and ROXY told their parents excuse
I mean, you told it on the air, so I didn't tell her
anything. Yeah, Scoo, it was funny. What's Spanish for fart?
Stinky sink? You don't say stinky stinky? Yeah, why'd you say it
like that? Mario? Yeah, and stink stinky. I think it's battles.
Maybe Lionel Mess you can call on and tell us we have lots of
friendly Hispanic, Uh of the freak battles battle? Yeah, really, Pedro,
that's dog Peto. I think that's fart and Spanish wind wind and farts
thing. Anyway, Troy has a sailboat, like a tiny sailboat on White
Rock It's called the Double Bogie the Double, and he asked me to go
out on it like a dozen times, and I'm just like, I don't
know. He's awesome, that's so good good. I don't know if it's
a regatta win that thing. Texter says. Plano just went full Dave Matthews
on White Rock Lake like that. That's funny, isn't it. He spills
his s in the water the same joke everyone else does about the good joke.
Have had a real good, deep cut joke. I laughed, Mikey
laughed, and guess who else is laughing the world, world, and don't
leave Dave out of it. He didn't have don't get mad, but he
you know, it is associated with his band. If you're gonna name the
whole band after your name, if want, if someone in the band does
something that's gonna come back to your name, he didn't want to Matthew's Comma
date. I can't tell you how many times I have to answer questions about
this show about something that you did, Kevin, because you know the guilt
by association. Look, I know it wasn't Dave. It wasn't Dave that
released grod Do into the Chicago River. But look, he was responsible in
some way. He wasn't out there like Randy Quaid with the big tube off
the side of the RV. Just dump it straight in under the cover of
darkness. We know, Dave, it wasn't out. It's full as full
Clark. Okay, Well, you know what, I'm just glad that people
are asking you about your show. That's good. I could use more people
asking me about some things you guys have done on the show. That would
be great. If I got some of that. That means I'm mixing it
up a little bit Q rating moving back and forth. Not liked too much,
not hated enough. Though, you know now I'm trying to get hated
a little bit more. I'm trying to be more divisive. I'm trying to
mix it up. And that's why we'll talk about the Middle East situation.
Well, okay, Kevin's thoughts on Gaza next. Actually, no, we'll
continue the Big D Bracket. We'll do part two. We're gonna move this
Tiger Wood story to later in the show, probably in the nine am segment.