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Listener, beware because you're in for
a scared and overly runny because in time

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it's about to get weird. Be
prepared for it to get weird. Thinks

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you're gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm going to get real weird

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with it. Let's get it weird. Let's get it where? Where?

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Get? Where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?

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I'm ready to listen already because you
listen to the one hundred and eighty seventh

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episode of Let's Get Weird. Delayed
there a little bit late. Sorry,

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I don't know what came in early
finished late. Take that as you came

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in earlier. I thought I overstepped
it. Is that Eric, You're supposed

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to talk at this part, not
the other part yet. Eric, you

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forgot. You've done this one hundred
and eighty six times. You forget this

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Tuesday, I got a busy day. Oh okay, my name is Week,

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my name is Eric. Everybody,
come together, give you the weird

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stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets, the internet, stuff

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above, the down below, upside
down universes, and you in and outs

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of those as well, and just
have a good time. Eric's busy today

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because he's got to pick up his
son because he's in between summer camps and

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he's got a week off this week, and so on needs a haircuts.

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He's got time that out too at
the same time. So you're just gonna

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sit Max in the little chair while
you get a haircut or how that's going

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work? Yeah? Why not?
He likes. Give him a Fortnite I

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Pass. He's got the switch.
You know, you don't even need the

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switch anymore because you can play Oh
actually no, never mind Xbox put.

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You can play game Pass on an
Amazon firestick. Now Fortnite Fortnite not on

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It's nevermind. I lie, but
you could distract them with games. But

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can I just have him download Fortnite
app on the Amazon tablet that he has.

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I don't know it's Fortnite playable on
the Amazon tablet. I think it

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is. I think it's not playable
on Apple products right still. But we're

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getting there, baby press. They
made this year right, come back down,

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We're gonn come back right to the
store because I remember three sixteen seventeen,

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whenever we went that was the big
thing, Like it's on iOS and

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we downloaded it while we were waiting
line. Wow, that's crazy. Quick

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fun fact before we start this spooky
show Yoder. I was talking to Yoda.

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She google searched herself and the first
thing that pops up is her appearance

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on this episode. Really yeah,
when she googled herself, put Yoda just

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her first, first and last name, and apparently it pops up as her

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being on here. That's a scientist. We got that. Yeah, But

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like she said, it just showed. Upon seeing it. She just told

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me, buddy, I don't know, man, all right, maybe if

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you do that by heart. Okay, well, still don't pop up all

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right there? Right there? What
are you getting married? That's getting weird

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titles in it? Yeah, there
you go, buddy, But you know

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it's a fun google search. Actually
tested I tested this on Crisis on podcast.

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You google hot D, what pops
up? Okay? So Maura was

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like, you guys need to stop
saying hot D when we say House of

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the Dragon, but it's fun to
say it. So she's like, if

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you googled hot D right now,
you'd probably get some penis. Right,

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googled it. Let me see what
happened to hot D House of the Dragon?

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Dragon? What pops up House of
the Dragon again, No penis for

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me, the baby students. You
got to separate the hot hot D.

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House of the Dragons still there,
man. Wow. So I like to

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say I proved a point that's hot
D is here to stay. Okay,

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everybody likes no one's this hot D
dude. I say hot D. Google

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just proved hot D's in there.
No, I mean, like in a

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sexual in asexual term, I would
say, give you that hot baby.

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I don't know, all right,
maybe your ladies of the night saying give

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me that hot D. Like we
already watched House of the Dragon. What

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are you talking about? It's not
never, but this is sort of I'm

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not really a leftover idea from last
week, but there was an idea the

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lead us on a choose your own
adventure from two weeks ago. I decided

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to find a goosebump scary, your
scarey, your own adventure, choose your

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scare because those are iconic of do
you die or you live? Through the

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whole book, which I've never read
it, and so I have found ourselves

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give yourself Goosebumps by r al Stein
Zombie School. So we're gonna go through

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and Eric's gonna make the decisions on
where we go next. I'll be your

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narrator and Eric will be the chooser
of the things. All right's junk here,

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reader, be aware, do not
read this book from beginning to end.

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You got to read it from the
thing. All right. Here you

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go, turn page one. All
right, that's not page one. All

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right, accept it, the letter
says. You still can't believe it.

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You've read the letter one hundred times. But now you're on a bus heading

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towards rain washboarding school. Yes it's
you got in with a full scholarship.

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Look at you, full scollie.
Not in real life at all. But

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it's okay. Some of the most
famous people in the country going to this

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school. You wonder who you'll be
sitting next to in class. The kids

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of movie stars, sports heroes,
maybe the direct nuts. You fold the

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acceptance letter, glance around the bus. Most of the other kids seem as

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jittery as you are. They got
famous parents, but everyone nervous. On

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the first day of school. You
glance your watch. You should be almost

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there now. You watch a dense
forest go buy all the forest, the

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thick trees lock out the sun.
Yikes, what was that? It looked

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like something big moving through the trees. You squint, pressing your face close

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to the glass. Whoa, there
it is again. Leap to page two.

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Eric, that was paid one big
right in the corner. Yeah,

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I got got gotta. Let's all
right. Oh we're going for a little

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bit here on page three before a
huge black dog stares out at you from

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the trees. It's red eyes lock
on yours. You glance around the bus.

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No one else has noticed the creature. Creature, but that's the freakiest

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dog you've ever seen, you think. The bus moves through a gating up

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a whining dry whoa rainwash is big
and gray with towers and spires made of

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stone. Looks like an old castle
or brain. So I would say you

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all pile off the bus. After
a quick visit to your new quarter,

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says a guy. Do you have
have got to get to homeroom? You

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hand over your heavy suitcase and follow
him, kind of like Hogwarts. Wow

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you shot, you shout when you
get to your room. What a setup?

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You have your own computer, stereo
and a TV. Whoa, Eric

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living it up in the nineties.
Seriously, home rooms just down the hall,

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THEO guy tells you as he leaves, don't be late and don't get

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caught in the holes there and glasses, no problem, you're seck to be

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here. Huh, what's that?
Something happened? Some fell out of your

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back, back back. Rainwash boarding
school is brainwashboarding school. The paper reads,

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hmmm ha, You snort, that's
a good one. But how did

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it get there? You head toward
home room. The classroom is in farce.

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You soon settle into your desk.
You glance at your tea. He's

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totally weird looking. She has a
pitched face and long red fingernails, and

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he chine. She's wearing a monocle. I'm missicians. Welcome to Rainwash,

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place where rules are very important.
If you dislay the rules, you get

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demeritst Any student who reaches twenty five
demerits will wind up in the detention.

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What happens in detention? You wonder, as if she can read her mind,

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She says, in the detention wing, we make these samples out of

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bad students. Miss Sammons points at
the door. It opens and you all

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gasp. Open to page four.
Oo, all right, we're getting closed

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page fives where the action happens.
So staying doorway is a student about your

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age, but he looks weird.
His skin's bluish green, his eyes are

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in focus, and he's staring something
millions of miles away, his arms hanging

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out, slacking his sides. What's
wrong with him? He shuffles, he

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mumbles it's good to obey the rules. His ragged voice makes your skin crawl.

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He looks like a zombie. Well, class, does anyone want to

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break the rules? Now? After? You're looking at a child? A

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cute kids? If you put miss
sims monocle in one eye, yikes,

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you see through it stops you cold. Because their monocle fell and you saw

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it. The classroom looked completely different. The chalkboards that were empty a second

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ago are now covered with the words
obey without question and work, don't play

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according to the monocle. Your eyes
fall on an open book on your teacher's

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desk. Through one eye seems normal, but through the monocle it says,

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never question authority. You glance at
the other sheet, and some are smiling,

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but some of them look different through
the monocle. Their eyes are glassy,

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their scin greenish blue and like,
and all of a sudden you realize

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everyone's uniforms have big red numbers on
their clothes, like on prison uniforms.

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You realize what exactly is going on
this place? Who knows? Then you

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see missus Simms coming back to get
her monocle. You have to get back

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to your seat. If you keep
the monocle, you can use it to

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find out what's going on. What
if you get caught with it? Maybe

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you should put it back now,
Eric, keep it on? Keep it

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or put it back? Uh?
Keep it on? All right? So

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I have to go to page fifty
eight. So this is gonna be lovely.

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Oh, that was actually pretty fifty
eight. You decide to keep the

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monocle. There's more going on that
meets the eye, and the monocle might

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be the only way to find out
what it is. You slip it into

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your pocket sprint it to your desk. Miss sims Inner is the classroom.

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Just as you get your seat.
She explains that all classes will head to

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the assembly hall, but first she'll
call a role. She seems puzzled looking

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for something. Did anyone see my
monocle? You sure hope no one tells

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on you. But as you watch
in horror, a dozen students raise your

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hand, and you realize they're the
ones who looked like zombies through the monocle.

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Gulp, you're in trouble. Turn
to page four, you too rude,

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Turn You're screwed. Port forty two
Bill Eh Miss Simms points at a

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zombie student who took my ring.
The bell sounds, Oh dear, didn't

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even have time to call roll.
Now you must all go to the assembly

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hall. Saved by the bell,
some would say, the students head for

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the door. You jumped in the
middle of the crowd. Uh so,

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no one even knows was your name
because role was never called. You're safe

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for now. You head for the
assembly hall. Crowd of students surge every

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classroom. It seems like everything's normal
in school. You think murals along the

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halls, drinking fountains, rows of
lockers. Maybe the stress of being a

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new schools getting you. You reckon. Maybe just imagine what you saw through

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the monocle. You slip out the
monocle and put it on your eye.

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Turn to page one oh seven to
what you find? Do we find find

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heaven? You're right, the stress
of being in new school is getting to

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you because the school is whacked out. Duh. Through the monocle's lens.

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You can see that murals on either
side of the hallway saying never think for

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yourself. Work is better than play, and never beat in the hall without

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a pass. Just like in the
classroom. A lot of the students also

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have bluish green skin and glassy eyes, and numbers on the clothes that are

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invisible without the monocle. The monocle, well, you think they talk.

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All the students are talking, just
like the slogans obey you, my authority.

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Work is much better. You feel
a hand on your shoulder, A

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gulp. What's that you've got there? A voice scats find out who it

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is. On page sixty, Eric, I haven't really chosen. One thing

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was with the monocle, and that
was it. Yeah, all right,

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we turn around. Voice belongs to
a student. His skin is normal colored

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according to the monocle, not blue. This makes you feel better, you

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say to the student. Nothing's going
on, just this thing I found on

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the floor, the monocle. The
students shrugs and turns away. You peer

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around the assembly hall and see a
big sign that says class selection. There's

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signs up and down the tables along
the walls. Someone hands you a class

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selection for him. Time to pack
your classes. You have to write down

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the classes. It's art, computing, English, gym, history of science.

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When you finish class selection the bell
rings. Go to page one thirty

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five. I'll tell you eric one
five is the last page in this book?

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Or is it? Because you look
up your brand new schedule. Time

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to go to class. Several teachers
instruct the students. Fine, you think

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maybe there you can find out more
about what's going on. Now turn to

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the page that corresponds to the room
of your first class. Do you go

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to art or do you go somewhere
else? We're gonna go to art because

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I don't remember anyone with number Yeah
should have kept her finger on that page.

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That's all right, Page one O
three. This is a lot longer

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than I thought it was gonna be. You're gonna die really quick. Now

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get die. You're keeping me alive. You're glad. It's time for art.

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Room one O three has got a
long table. The teacher has paint

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smeared smocking glasses, passes around paints. She orders you to fill in all

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the canvases. You look at all
the shapes drawn on canvas. Is hmmm,

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well of those paintings looks fun like
it's one of the murals, the

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kind with the secret messages you put
on your monocle. There aren't any hidden

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messages on the mural. Yet you
turn to see an open can of paint.

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It's bright red, so bright that
staring at it makes you dizzy.

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They moved the monocle, and staring
in the can again, without the monocle,

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the paint looks perfectly clear. The
paint. Now you feel like you

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have to. You find yourself drawn
to page twenty three for some reason.

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I don't know. That wasn't a
good transition, but we're gonna do that

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all right. Page twenty three.
You wait until the teacher isn't looking.

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You reach over and dip a brush
in the red paint. Try if you

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dap to the mural. They're invisible
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It looks like your idea could work. What if you're paying your own

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slogan onto the mural. You can
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other messages, maybe it would change
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can write let us go home or
play is fun. You gotta do something

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to help the students out that look
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teacher sees what you wrote, they
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You don't know what to do.
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Or forget the idea and go to
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now I'm going to cooperate it.
We're good. One thirty. You decide

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to give up the idea. You
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the school. Who knows what they
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they beat you to be another less
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The bell rings are off to the
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happened in art class. But as
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she says, come here for a
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page sixty eight. All right,
sixty eight to sixty No, we didn't.

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We're on sixty eight new now man
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I can't even using unassigned colors.
The teacher says, you go because she

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knows you used the invisible paint.
It was an accident. You weren't supposed

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touch any other colors, and the
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have to give you fifteen demerits fifteen. Oh, if you get twenty five,

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it's off to detention. Fifteen's more
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couldn't count Eric, she takes your
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The question is, did you already
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merits? If they add up to
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they didn't yet, We're good.
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five, you can go to page
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Go to sixties sixty. All right, this is taking a long a lot

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longer than I thought it was going
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right, so you wanna go to
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or science science Sciences room sixty four. Right, you head over to

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science class. You take a seat, looking at the lab table in front

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of you. Some nasty instruments scalpel, sizzles, sizzles, scissors, and

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these look like they belong in the
dentist's office. What do you need these

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for? According to the teacher,
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the creepy carly kid, but the
electronic kind of amit a homing signal?

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Away? She pokes up other devices
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flicks it on and begains the beep. You'd be impressed if you weren't sure

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there was something trains going on here. Of course, these bugs are also

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good for keeping track of people.
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pulls out a human arm out of
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one. A right, I want
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I'm turned to stare at this human
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It is a plastic bottle. Sub
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anywhere, even under your skin.
Why would you want to do that?

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You say? Here at Rainwash,
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So today we'll show you how to
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She appeers around the room. Any
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their arm? You think? Is
she kidding? No? One makes it

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sound well, I'll just have to
pick someone. How about you? You

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open your eyes. Oh no,
she's pointing at you. See if you

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make the cut On page forty eight, forty eight. Eric was attracted.

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Now he's invested again in eighty eight. Forty eight, forty eight up here,

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okay, I got to click around
there we go. Okay, forty

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seven, go next forty eight.
I you stammer, You'll do nicely,

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the teacher interrupts, Come here right
now. You look frantically. Is there

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way to get you out of here? The only doors right next to the

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teacher's desk, and shuffle nervously to
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says, first, a little rubbing
alcohol anesthetic on your arm. Whatever was

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in the anesthetic feels cold. Her
numbness creeps into your skin. Yikes,

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you gotta do something now you'll be
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The you are freaky teachers, They'll
always know where you are. She didn't

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make a break for the door,
or you could accidentally break the bug and

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ruin the experiment. Eric, would
you like to break the bug? Page

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forty four? Am I keeping this
thing longer? What? I don't know?

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What it's that longer? I don't
know. You don't know. I

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smashed the bug. You decide anything
to spoil this experiment? The teacher pauses,

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be very careful with The bug has
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Oops, you cry as your mind
shots. Yes, the little vice crumbles

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in your fingers. Weird. The
teacher doesn't seem upset at all. She

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take a step back. It looks
so that if we're going to have a

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different sort of demonstration. As I
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when you try to tamper with them. She points to the scalpel at your

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hand. The squin between your fingers
feel real tingly. You try to drop

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the remains of the bug, but
you can't pay. You can't move your

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hand. Find out what's bugging you? On page fifty, what's happening?

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All we got to the end,
you shout. Rap. Black tendrils that

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look like worms sprout out from your
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and squeeze. Ow, you howl
in pain. Isn't today's technology wonderful?

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Class? The teacher explains. The
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so make sure its hosts cannot escape. Let's watch what happens. The worm

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like tendrils reach your shoulder and start
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got I'm with your other hand but
their grip tins with crushing force. You

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can't breathe. Your vision starts to
dim. Oh, you can still hear

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teacher's voice, you might say.
She jokes that these bugs bite back.

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You try to speak when all that
comes out of a strangle croak. Wow,

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science class always bugs you. But
this is ridiculous, and well you

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did because you chose your own adventure. This is a real stuff you kids

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would read back there. Yeah,
yeah, really yeah, fun fact.

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This is like one of the first
few years I went to the Outer Banks

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with Moore's family. It is one
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Still, we found a goosebumps choose
her on adventure in like the rental

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place, and I read it to
everyone late at night. It was fun

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time. It was bonding. That's
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So now we're bonded closer. We've
been bonded closer for a very long It

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is what it is, baby,
but gees. That was our episode for

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today because Eric Alas has to go
pick up his sons. There'll be no

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missed the connections today. But reader, beware, you're always in for a

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scare. You can follow Eric mister
eric V. That's m R E R

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I c k V. Follow me
at andrew Hoodie with the Y and I

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always remember it's okay to be weird
and sexy. It got weird, didn't

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it. Yeah,