WEBVTT 1 00:00:31.559 --> 00:00:35.960 Hey, how are you, Hey, neighbor, what's going on over there? 2 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:40.399 What's over the fence? Well, you got cooking on that barbecue gril. 3 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:44.759 I hope you don't mind as snooping. We don't mean nothing by it. 4 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:49.880 They're just family, just your neighborly blurry photos looking at ship, looking 5 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:54.880 at you, wondering what's going on under that barbecue dome. Things just got 6 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:59.960 really weird, and they're gonna get weirder because this is blurry photos. David, 7 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:07.040 Welcome, Welcome, welcome, welcome, whoad tap dancing, tap dancing? 8 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:10.640 What's a what's a barbecue dome? Well? I don't know. I 9 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:12.879 was just supporting you as best I can. I was thinking of like the 10 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:18.120 lid that comes down on the on the grill. Yeah, well the webber 11 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:21.040 grills a dome. Yeah, yeah, I should have said webber grill. 12 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:23.480 Well, it's too late. There's nothing you can do about it. I 13 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:27.040 can't take anything back. Nope, it's on on the record, you guys. 14 00:01:27.239 --> 00:01:30.079 You're in for a good show today. Oh man, we gotta gotta 15 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:34.439 cryptid for you. That's right, an unknown animal that you may never have 16 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:38.079 heard of. If you are from the United States or anywhere that's not Australia. 17 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:42.519 That's right, called the bun yep, that's right, the bun Yep. 18 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:47.640 This is a real thing, well I mean real asterisk. Maybe maybe 19 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:51.200 may not, I don't know, but it's a thing. It's not real 20 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:56.519 at all. Yeah it is. It is an actual subject of conversation in 21 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:00.480 Australia. Yeah, how about that? An actual hidden creature yep, an 22 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:07.240 unknown organic entity potentially inhabiting swamps or, as they call them in Australia, 23 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:15.360 billongs, which are seasonal lakes that are formed from oxbows and rivers. Huh 24 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:19.560 oh whoa hey, hello, dropped that. You dropped some geography on go 25 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:23.599 man? Do you wanna? Do you want to open up the can of 26 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:27.159 worms on this? I will, I will and this this this episode has 27 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:31.960 its roots in the early eighties. I picked this subject because when I was 28 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:38.159 growing up, Um there was a cartoon on HBO that was just like a 29 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:43.400 movie called Dot in the Kangaroo and it was like this weird um live action 30 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:57.479 animation combination for the nation Cessation Transformation Transformation, starring bum and at one point. 31 00:02:57.560 --> 00:03:00.199 So it's about this little girl who gets lost and she's living in the 32 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:04.599 outback where her parents look for her. Ostensibly, yep Dot gets lost in 33 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.439 the woods and she makes friends with a kangaroo and she meets all these other 34 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:14.719 animals and so the foregrounds, like all the players in this cartoon movie were 35 00:03:14.759 --> 00:03:16.680 animated, but the backgrounds are all live action. So it's kind of like 36 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:22.479 Roger Rabbit, yeah, kind of. Um. And at one point there's 37 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:28.080 this part where she has to like sleep, and it's this whole sequence about 38 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:32.080 the bunyip and it's spelled b when yip. Um. Go ahead and YouTube 39 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:36.360 bunyip and you'll see the video. It'll pop right up there for you. 40 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:45.280 And this sequence sodomized my brain. It scared me so much as a child 41 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:50.199 that I lost my mind about it. I couldn't. I mean, and 42 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.960 watch it. It's creepy as all hell. Yeah, it's creepy. The 43 00:03:53.039 --> 00:04:00.560 song. Yeah, there's like some some really malevolent piano and it's just in 44 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:04.400 strings that are yeah, yeah, not common, not your common boeing. 45 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:09.560 Yeah. They were really really coming after the kid's brains on this one. 46 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:13.639 And um, and it's always stuck in my head. Now. The cartoon 47 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:18.000 want to have the bunyip be some weird shape shifting beast that that has just 48 00:04:18.199 --> 00:04:23.079 lived. You know. It's like the monster of the the outpack. Yeah, 49 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:26.079 it's kind of like Boogeyman kind of thing. Yeah, And I didn't 50 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:30.040 learn until years and years and years later. But there there is a very 51 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:34.519 real history of the bunyip in Australia. It is it's an Australian cryptid that 52 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:42.560 may or may not exist. Yeah, it's it's legendary and it's of Aboriginal 53 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:49.680 mythology. The word bunyip itself is it comes from the Wemba Wemba tribe of 54 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:58.319 the Australian Aboriginals, and it's there's not only a lot of lore within the 55 00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:01.800 Aboriginal community about it. There are cave paintings, um, and there are 56 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.079 amazing and we'll get to them in just a little bit, but amazing reports 57 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:13.399 about how these things are described as Europeans started coming to Australia unload boatloads of 58 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:19.399 rapists and thieves. Right. The bunyip itself is said to be fiercely antagonistic 59 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:27.519 to humans, defending its territory by causing nocturnal terror and eating people or animals 60 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:32.040 in its vicinity. As we said, it resides in rivers, swamps, 61 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:39.839 lakes, billabongs h and we keep saying it, but there could be it 62 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:44.639 could be bun yips. Yeah, it's not just like the moth man. 63 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:49.879 It's it could be like bunyip as as we say bunyip, as as we 64 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:55.279 would say the dog, right exactly, because this this could be a very 65 00:05:55.439 --> 00:06:00.680 real animal. Yeah, let's talk about the appearance of this thing. Man. 66 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:03.759 Yeah, okay, it's all over the place. Yeah, the descriptions 67 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:12.240 of this are are everywhere. It's it's it runs the gamut from from mundane 68 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:15.000 and like, oh yeah, that could be scary, I guess too, 69 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:21.160 Like this is a monster that is created for the rending of flesh. Yeah, 70 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:25.759 the blood of the unbelievers flies out of its eyes all the time. 71 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:31.480 The general description of this thing is that it's large, it's four legged, 72 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:39.879 but two of its legs have flippers for feet. It's walrus tusked or has 73 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:44.439 some kind of maybe boor like tusks coming out of its mouth, and it's 74 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:48.240 also got a horse like tail. Now, that's that's the general kind of 75 00:06:48.920 --> 00:06:54.600 all encompassing description. A lot of those run through a lot of the descriptions 76 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:59.279 that people have of it. Yeah, but there are different different types of 77 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:02.519 descriptions to hitting on who you asked. In the nineteenth century, a lot 78 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:08.759 of people described it as having a dog like face, dark fur, sometimes 79 00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:14.079 even grayish feathers, and a duck like bill. Yeah, you know, 80 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:16.920 and you know that's in Australia. Anything can have a duck bill, that's 81 00:07:16.920 --> 00:07:24.079 true, you just never know. The settlers that were coming in described it 82 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:28.480 as as being about the size of a six month calf. Some of them 83 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:32.199 described it as having a long pointed head and a long neck and maybe even 84 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:39.079 a shaggy mane. Yeah, that sounds almost horse like. They're also there's 85 00:07:39.120 --> 00:07:44.560 a lot of discussion about the teeth and the layout of the teeth, and 86 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:48.879 there's there seems to be the consistency is that they are unusual, that it 87 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:55.000 is not a typical all the teeth fitting in the mouth scenario. Some are 88 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:59.800 sticking out right, and in some cases they're considered to be like almost like 89 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.399 sticking out laterally, like the sides of like a saw tooth or something like 90 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:07.959 that. One of the descriptions that I was reading kind of files a little 91 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:11.920 bit under platypus times. It has characteristics of both a bird and an alligator. 92 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:18.680 The head resembling something close to like maybe an emu ye with these these 93 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:22.720 weird side tusks, these side teeth hanging out, and then the rest of 94 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:30.360 the body and legs being more like an alligator. You even you even get 95 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:35.159 some descriptions of it being kind of hippo or walrus, like uh yeah, 96 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:39.720 having scales like an alligator or a snake, having a long beak. I 97 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:45.039 mean, this thing is is just a kajibba jaw of all kinds of Oh, 98 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:46.039 it really is, which, by the way, I think is actually 99 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:50.559 a part of Australia. Kajib a job it sounds like an Australian words in 100 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:54.639 Queensland. Um. Now. The one of the interesting things is that this 101 00:08:54.759 --> 00:09:01.039 is something that the Aborigines of Australia would try to explain to the Englishes that 102 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:05.919 came over yea and in almost frustrated terms like we don't know how you're not 103 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:11.039 seeing these things? Yeah, and whether that was said to scare them. 104 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.879 One of the accounts they actually was an interview by one of the local gentlemen, 105 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:18.879 and not only he said, well, of course there's bunyips bunyip killed 106 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:22.840 my mom. Look at these scars on my chest. A bunyip almost killed 107 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:26.519 me. Yeah, how have you not seen this thing? Right? Like 108 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:28.960 whether it maybe that was an attempt to frighten them off, I mean it 109 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:35.399 doesn't. It did not take English colonials long to piss off the locals. 110 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:37.240 Sure they went, so maybe they at that point they were trying to scare 111 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:46.240 them away Scooby Doo style. Great turns out this continents haunted and they would 112 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:50.559 have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that imperialism exactly. But 113 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:56.279 he described them as being, you know, between ten and fourteen feet long. 114 00:09:56.519 --> 00:10:05.039 Sure that they were just these gigantic, uh somewhat amphibious creatures that spent 115 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:07.360 most of their time in the water. They would only come out when it 116 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:11.120 was very, very hot, and even when they when they did, they 117 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:15.039 would the slightest sound, they would get right back into the water. So 118 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:20.600 they're kind of reclusive. Yeah, yeah, it seems like water and being 119 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:24.879 just monstrous depending, you know, doesn't matter what description they had, just 120 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:33.360 monstrous and ill tempered towards humans. What is a commonality, Yeah, absolutely 121 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.360 does not like people floating around. These things were blamed for, I mean 122 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:43.120 everything from disappearances to cattle mutilations, sounds at night, Yeah, yeah, 123 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:46.360 strange sounds at night. And if it, if it weren't for all this, 124 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:50.600 I mean, this is this is a hard one. This is what 125 00:10:50.639 --> 00:10:54.720 I really like about the bunyan Um. In addition to the personal therapy that 126 00:10:54.799 --> 00:11:00.320 I'm enjoying confronting something that's so terrified me as a child, this is such 127 00:11:00.320 --> 00:11:07.639 a persistent creature in Australian mythology and lore that there's been so much discussion about 128 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:13.240 it that it almost elevates it to the plausible, you know, like this 129 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.960 is one of those things. I mean, is is there such a mountain 130 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:20.519 of information in reports of this thing because everyone likes talking about it, or 131 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:24.559 because a lot of people have run across something like this, or is this 132 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.440 this is just the bucket you see something. This is like Australia's Sandhill crane. 133 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:31.440 Oh you see something weird? Bunyep, yep. Yeah, did your 134 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:37.759 credit score drop? Bun yep. It's not sounding your car engine Bunya probably 135 00:11:39.440 --> 00:11:41.960 stuck in there exactly, But but it is. It is a piece of 136 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:46.240 Australian lore that is just fascinating. Yeah, and even I mean, you 137 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:50.799 know, I say it's the Australian kind of like bigfoot sort of thing. 138 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.480 And then there's the Australian big foot, the yawi, which in some cases, 139 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:58.480 in some of the research we've done, some people have just like, 140 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:01.600 oh yeah, bunyip yaw same thing. Yeah, maybe not, maybe not 141 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:05.519 maybe maybe not then, and maybe that's a good subject for a future podcast. 142 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:11.639 I mean, because Australia actually has a very real and established record for 143 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:18.799 giant mammals. Yeah, and lots of different species that aren't found anywhere else 144 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:24.240 in the world exactly, like giant wombats, like real things like cave slots, 145 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:33.440 things like this. I mean, Australia does have an actual established scientific 146 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:39.559 history of huge mammals yea. And its isolation means yeah, some weird stuff 147 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:43.480 floats around down there. I mean, it is a continent hell bent on 148 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:48.519 punishing those who live there. Everything is poisonous, everything hates you. And 149 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:52.720 if it were extreme conditions, yeah, if it weren't for their seductive accents, 150 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:56.600 I think we would have bombed it to death by now. Not really, 151 00:12:56.600 --> 00:13:01.720 there's actually great people and their accents are awesome. Um, let's talk 152 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:05.679 a little bit about the myth of the bunyup. The mythology involved that implies 153 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:11.000 we're going to get to the fact of the bunyip, but you don't have 154 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:16.600 to say it out loud. No myth in fact are the same word in 155 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:22.559 this episode. Okay, that's what name this was one makes this such a 156 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:28.600 fun one, the Bunyup. The word is often translated as evil spirit or 157 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:33.679 devil, and it's also called a buny buny in some places bunny um. 158 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:41.039 So there's one myth of the Aborigines that that goes the bunyip was created a 159 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:46.080 man first of all, but Biami, one of the wisest men created by 160 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:50.879 Rainbow Serpent, had him banished, had had bunyp banished from the tribe after 161 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:58.559 the bunyip ate his own totem animal uh yep so. Being exiled and angry, 162 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:03.200 the bunyip out to make life miserable for the tribes. Hiding in water 163 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:09.840 holes by day, the Bunyup emerged at night to creep around and devour sleeping 164 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:13.679 people. Yeah. Now, of course, some women decided to test his 165 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:22.399 alleged evil and sought him out and were soon trapped into becoming siren like water 166 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:28.480 spirits that inhabited his water hole. Or Billabong. Hey y'all want to live 167 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:33.480 with me n Billabong? I mean, hey, y'all want to live with 168 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:39.759 my nac Billabong. That's as much Australian as I got. Yeah, so 169 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:46.720 this is this even adds another layer to it with having these these seductive siren 170 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:52.679 like spirits that lure people into his habitat and then he devours them. He 171 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:58.440 being the bunyup any any given bunyan, any given billibong. Yeah, there 172 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:01.360 are a lot of billabongs in each of them has a small bunyip family. 173 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:05.879 So that's that's sort of one are the myths of how the bunya came to 174 00:15:05.919 --> 00:15:11.480 be. It was pretty fun. Rainbow Man, Rainbow Serpent, Rainbow Serpent, 175 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:15.799 Yeah, sound familiar. I think we could do a whole episode on 176 00:15:16.200 --> 00:15:20.679 that. Which culture has had that? Yeah, I mean meso America is 177 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:24.120 a long way away with it from Australia. Yeah. You see Rainbow Serpent 178 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:28.399 in a lot of cultures. What you don't see is The Serpent and the 179 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:31.000 Rainbow, which is a movie about zombies, and a lot of people don't 180 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:35.200 see that movie. I don't see that movie. Don't let them bury me. 181 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:41.759 I'm not dead. I continue to not see them. But you know 182 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:46.279 what is out on Netflix streaming right now? What Iron Sky the Nazis from 183 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:50.759 Space movie? Shut your button? No, I won't, it is it 184 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:54.679 is. I might watch it tonight. Actually, I guarantee I'm gonna watch 185 00:15:54.679 --> 00:16:03.000 it tonight. It looks so funn so silly and fun Iron Scott. Anyway, 186 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:07.039 Bunyep, Hey, the characteristics, well, the rainbow serpent, well, 187 00:16:07.080 --> 00:16:10.919 we might even do a whole episode on rainbow serpents. It's everywhere, 188 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:12.519 so it's got to be something to it, right, right, I mean, 189 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:18.399 Australia and the Yucatan Peninsula are right next to each other, after all, 190 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:21.120 Yeah, exactly, a lot of a lot of trade between the two 191 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:26.120 of them. Um. I hope you guys wiped yourself off after all that 192 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:30.159 sarcasm that we just threw. But the characteristics of a Bunyep, let's talk 193 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:33.480 about those. Yeah. Uh. One of the one of the biggest ones 194 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:40.279 that I've read about was that it had this loud bellowing cry which apparently warns 195 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:45.240 people to avoid a water source if the Bunyep has its gunya in it and 196 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:52.159 gunya is it's home. Okay, But that's that's one of the things that 197 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:56.960 is common with all the stories, like, you know, you hear this 198 00:16:56.559 --> 00:17:03.159 weird, blood curdling scream night or maybe even during the day, and it's 199 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:07.640 a bunyip. So um, we we've heard, we've heard that before. 200 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:11.599 And to a degree, the white settlers that were coming in were attributing all 201 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:17.279 kinds of different things that they weren't used to. Screams, included to you 202 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:18.319 know, oh, that's a bunyip, just like we said, you know, 203 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:22.640 oh, fan belt acting up now, it's a bunyip, right, 204 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:26.759 and bunyips in the carburetor, and that's a you know, you consider like 205 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:30.640 the early colonists to Australia coming in there. You know, it is like 206 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:33.079 as I you know, jokingly said, I mean, it is a it's 207 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:37.839 an intimidating place. It's huge, there is a large native population already. 208 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:41.039 They're like, hey, we already live here. You know, there's there's 209 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:45.480 a lot of very strange and unfamiliar surroundings already, right, and there are 210 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:52.799 so many things already actively vying for the title of I killed this guy that 211 00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:57.960 why not bunyips? Why not? Uh. Some people described it as being 212 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:03.720 awkward and sham bling when it when it walked or maybe even retreated back into 213 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:08.920 its billabong. Primarily, I read that they seem to be nocturnal, preferring 214 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:12.880 to hide in their water holes during the day and then go out and terrorize 215 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:18.880 it and hight. And their favorite prey is human women, maybe because of 216 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:23.200 they find them more more easily catchable or something. I don't know. I 217 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:30.759 mean, that's my favorite prey, all right, moving on. And they 218 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:37.519 may also carry diseases me too. Maybe I'm a bunyip and I never knew 219 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:49.519 it terrifying. Yeah, it's a weird. We don't have to do any 220 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:55.440 sound effects for this, that's right, I am the sound effects. Michael 221 00:18:55.440 --> 00:19:00.079 winslower this podcast. Hey, David Flora, put down on that fifty caliber 222 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:14.680 machine gun. Put it down next to this radar screen. Sorry, you 223 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:26.920 gotta tell me how Milwaukee talkie over. We are so talented. We have 224 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:32.400 our own podcast. You can't stop it great. Some of the history besides 225 00:19:32.440 --> 00:19:36.759 the mythology of it, the history in terms of how it showed up in 226 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:41.480 the record books and stuff, going back to a couple of fellows by the 227 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:48.519 name of Hamilton Hume and James Meehan found some large bones in New South Wales, 228 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:53.599 Australia. In eighteen eighteen, Hamilton Hume, also known as British Englishman 229 00:19:57.000 --> 00:20:03.960 uh and Uh, described he remains much like a hippo or a manatee. 230 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:08.440 And you know what, just to take a quick TiO right there, you've 231 00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:14.400 got a large animal, somewhat ungainly and so you know it talks about his 232 00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:18.440 awkward shambling gait and kind of ungainly on ground, lives in the water, 233 00:20:18.039 --> 00:20:22.559 nocturnal, comes out at night to feed. I mean, for lack of 234 00:20:22.599 --> 00:20:26.680 a better you know idea. Right now, we're pretty much discussing a hippo. 235 00:20:27.079 --> 00:20:30.519 Yeah, at this point, look, I mean they're just talking about 236 00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:34.440 hippos. Yeah, point out that there are no hippos in Australia. But 237 00:20:34.519 --> 00:20:40.200 nonetheless they didn't know that then, right and yeah, exactly. So, 238 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:42.200 so he finds some bones, I don't, so keep going. Okay. 239 00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:48.200 A little later than that, there was an article in the Geelong Advertiser in 240 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:53.759 eighteen forty five that told of some bones discovered near Geelong, Victoria, Australia, 241 00:20:55.119 --> 00:21:00.720 which were identified as belonging to a bunyip by an Aboriginal man. Yeah, 242 00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:03.839 so they showed these bones to one of the locals and he said right 243 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:07.319 away, that's a bunyip bone. Yeah, and I think he even drew 244 00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:11.279 one out for them. Yeah, and he actually even raised the anti furthies, 245 00:21:11.319 --> 00:21:14.480 like you want more, I know where there's tons of these things. 246 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:19.160 So that was eighteen forty five. Then just just a year after that, 247 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:25.279 a skull was discovered in eighteen forty six, and they said it was put 248 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:29.720 on display as a bunyip skull in Your Fever is Born, Yeah, in 249 00:21:29.799 --> 00:21:33.279 the Australian Museum and it was on display I guess in eighteen forty seven. 250 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:37.960 Yeah, and there's a huge, huge amount of interest in it. Now 251 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:42.759 that was somewhat debunked as there were a lot of I mean, when you 252 00:21:42.799 --> 00:21:45.559 say you have a bunyip skull, you're gonna get some experts, You're gonna 253 00:21:45.559 --> 00:21:49.079 get some you're gonna look at it um and they thought that it was far 254 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:55.160 more likely that it was a deformed fetal skull of of of an animal like 255 00:21:55.400 --> 00:22:00.039 a fold, maybe a calf. Calf. Yeah, But that prompted a 256 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:06.440 ash of sightings of it throughout the eighteen fifties in some of the territories like 257 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:11.559 Victoria, New South Wales and South Australia. That reminds me of Jersey Devil 258 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:15.279 stuff. Yeah, exactly. Have they had that period where it's like everybody 259 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:18.319 sees the Jersey Devil. Yeah, we're going to close schools, close of 260 00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:25.279 it. I still would love to say, no, no school done today. 261 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:30.039 White settlers believed the Aborigines, and then, like I said, they 262 00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:37.440 did attribute all kinds of them familiar stuff to bunyips, including sounds and if 263 00:22:37.559 --> 00:22:41.640 if livestock were taken or missing, you know, stuff like that, or 264 00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:47.440 if people miss we're missing bunyip got him? Yep, yeah, lot, 265 00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:52.400 bunyip got him? Bunyip? Oh you got yourself a bunyip. I don't 266 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:57.400 know why everybody's from Maine that's moving to Australia. I don't know. Yeah, 267 00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:02.480 because they're driving cattle. People from Maine are as close to we as 268 00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:06.480 we have to British people. I mean that's the best I can do geographically, 269 00:23:06.759 --> 00:23:11.559 right. Yeah, So what could this thing be. Let's let's talk 270 00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:18.640 about what man allow me to unroll this giant scroll of supposition. Uh. 271 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:26.279 It could be one form of an extinct marsupial, the Deprotodon, which lived 272 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:33.079 up until about ten thousand years ago. Apparently this this is kind of like 273 00:23:33.960 --> 00:23:37.440 experts that are that are going and weighing in on the stuff saying, well, 274 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:44.000 this is clearly a deprotodon, that it was a large, four legged 275 00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:48.240 and I lived in swamps and billabongs and um, that's my scientist. Has 276 00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:52.200 the scientists been drinking? No I have? Did he have a stroke of 277 00:23:52.240 --> 00:24:08.400 some sort? But yeah, wake the scientist up a large hadron collider um. 278 00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:12.200 So yeah, Depradadon could could be could be that you know, that's 279 00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:18.079 that's one of your mega wombats or whatever, right, Yeah, undiscovered aquatic 280 00:24:18.160 --> 00:24:22.799 marsupial and living in Australia being secluded like that, maybe it could maybe it 281 00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:29.920 could have survived for that long. Now there's some some more um mundane explanations. 282 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:34.559 Australian fur seal, which is known for its loud and abrasive cry what 283 00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:44.759 is that? No? I thought you were asking me to And let's hear 284 00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:52.400 an example of this. Yeah, no, what's a fur seal? Oh 285 00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:59.400 man? I answered the improviser's question and not the podcast question. I thought 286 00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:04.119 you were a pimp. Get another weird sound out? An Australian first seal, 287 00:25:04.359 --> 00:25:08.720 as the name might imply, is a it's a first seal. Oh, 288 00:25:08.759 --> 00:25:12.839 a first seal, yeah, Lee. It lives around Australia, so 289 00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:18.960 it's a seal that's free. Yeah, oh great. Um, what did 290 00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:22.839 you think? I said? I thought it was like Latin, like the 291 00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:30.720 first sign that makes a lot of sense and other things. I think the 292 00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:34.079 first seal probably pretty fair. Yeah. A lot of these accounts are just 293 00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:37.960 people don't even see the whole thing. They just see it dipping around in 294 00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:41.680 the water. Yeah, are shambling around? Could be a walrus watered up. 295 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:48.160 Could be memories of the Aborigines that are passed down from generation to generation 296 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:52.720 through stories and there, you know, it just kind of gets morphed over 297 00:25:52.799 --> 00:26:00.200 time into the idea of this monstrous thing. And then you know, from 298 00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:06.559 those stories people start thinking they see stuff and attributing cultural memory basically. And 299 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:10.039 you know, and keep in mind, you've got this this continent of Australia. 300 00:26:10.119 --> 00:26:15.440 You have a rising, uh, the rising Aboriginal population. They're hunting 301 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:18.319 more. I mean, we pulled a very similar maneuver here in North America 302 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:25.319 with mammoths. You know, they probably were these these terrifying megafauna that did 303 00:26:25.319 --> 00:26:27.640 get just hunted to extinction. And like you said, there is a great 304 00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:33.759 uh. The Aboriginal culture is amazing at passing down stories and art and information. 305 00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:36.920 There's a very good reason to believe this would stay in there and you 306 00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:42.119 know it becomes their their mythology. But it's all very real. You know, 307 00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.920 at one point they were at one point, yeah, yeah, with 308 00:26:45.240 --> 00:26:51.279 giant wombats. Yeah, here's a fund when could be escaped cons hiding from 309 00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:55.640 the law, very possible, people that that didn't want to be seen, 310 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:59.799 so they jumped in a swamp or a billabong, and then when they emerged, 311 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:03.319 somebody might be happening by and see this, you know, large shambling 312 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:11.400 hulk also could account for attacking women. How cons are with women? Yeah, 313 00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.039 I mean so, so what became started at as a joke. So 314 00:27:15.079 --> 00:27:21.519 these cons decide to just escape out into the outback and then then they scooby 315 00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:27.000 dude the outback. I would have got away with it, dude, damn 316 00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:30.640 dog. Oh, I would have got away with it. I wan't for 317 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:37.759 you pesky kids hardening my billabong. Yeah, I mean, so what else 318 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:42.720 you got? I got one more? Okay, And I think you'll you'll 319 00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:49.240 like This one particularly could be mistaken for an Australasian bittern, which is a 320 00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:57.000 member of the Heron family of birds, similar but unrelated to the crane, 321 00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:07.240 mother feeding stupid ass, Why on earth would you knocking, mother clicking, 322 00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:22.480 face twisting, donkey swiping, slappering faced toll patrol snargling, everything that is 323 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:27.799 wrong with crypto zoology and people's unwilling to believe. Why must everything come down 324 00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:37.000 to the sheating, sucking sandhill crane. Sandhill cranes, No, not today, 325 00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:45.039 at least it's a different family, but still a bird. It's found 326 00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:48.319 along the coastal areas. I'm just tired now. I just need a nap. 327 00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:56.319 Yeah, no, yep, I can't explain it might might be a 328 00:28:56.319 --> 00:29:03.240 bird, it's not a bird. Oh God, you there's nowhere on earth 329 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.079 you can run from the tyranny of the sandhill crane. You cannot. Actually, 330 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:11.640 I'm gonna start looking for cryptids that couldn't be a sand hill Yeah exactly, 331 00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.839 I think there are less of them. Anytime we do research, if 332 00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.480 I see sand hill crane, We're not doing it. It's off no more. 333 00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:22.759 I mean this one, this one, really, I mean this one. 334 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:27.279 Scooby dude its way into the explanations because it massed itself as a heron. 335 00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:30.359 But you know it's a sand hill crane, right, Oh man, 336 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:37.440 you know that bunyip is just a bird with a red face and oh yeah, 337 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.039 you know, and it's it's glowing eyes and it's screaming cry. It's 338 00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:47.599 haunting cry. Oh man, Oh you know, it's probably just you know 339 00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:52.000 what, I can't even you go down hell sand hill crane, You go 340 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:57.160 to hell and you die. Um, So that's that's what it could be. 341 00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:03.680 O it's not. I'm going with giant Wombat. I'm going with Giant 342 00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:08.079 aquatic Wombat. It's funny because I you know, I'd never heard of that, 343 00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:12.599 and still until we start really researching the stuff, and like you know, 344 00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:17.839 they have the some shows and stuff out there that are trying to explain 345 00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:22.480 away the moth Man or explain away Mermaids and stuff like that, you know, 346 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:26.880 Discovery Channel. But yeah, they never mentioned Sandhill Crane on there. 347 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:29.720 You know what, maybe you know what, I am very glad that you 348 00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:33.200 said that, because I want to discuss just what you said and clearly you've 349 00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:37.640 seen the same thing. I have. The Discovery Channel, which used to 350 00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:41.240 be and still pretends to be a beacon of enlightenment. And you know what 351 00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.200 good points on them? You know they they they used to have good programming. 352 00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:49.559 Yeah, but when it comes to things like cryptids, they are doing 353 00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:53.799 the most inordinate disservice. I used to think that any attention is good attention, 354 00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:59.480 but now like they've made a mockery of Hunt and Squatch, that's true 355 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.559 and ghosts and I saw something that I just saw it last weekend, but 356 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:07.400 apparently it's been around for a while now, like at least a few months. 357 00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:12.759 They started making these these shows that are they try to make it look 358 00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:17.960 like like like they discovered encrypted or if they've done something, they've made some 359 00:31:18.279 --> 00:31:22.359 huge discovery. And what I'm talking about is what you just referenced, Mermaids. 360 00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:26.759 I watched this show. It was a New Year's Eve. I had 361 00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:30.480 already come home from a party. Yeah I totally go out in rock New 362 00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:34.319 Year's Eve, Okay, but I got home. Yeah, I'd had some 363 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:37.440 a few drinks in me. I was kind of sleepy, and boom, 364 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.839 turn on TV and there's this thing about Mermaids and I'm like what, And 365 00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:45.799 there's all these interviews about how they found forensic evidence. They have pieces of 366 00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:51.440 the skelet and they've they've recreated the skull, They've they're finding this ancillary evidence. 367 00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:55.079 There's interviews with secret people. I'm like, holy did they did they 368 00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:57.559 do this right? And I don't I don't quite believe it. And I'm 369 00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:02.519 watching this show on Discovery Channel. At no point is there anything to give 370 00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:07.839 away that this is a complete fictional work of crap. But finally, after 371 00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.599 a long time, I realized that that's exactly what it is. And I'm 372 00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:15.160 reminded of another show they've done years ago where some guys claim to have found 373 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:20.759 the Carcodon megalodon still swimming around in the ocean, like the world's largest terrifying 374 00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:24.400 shark, bigger than a boat, and why on earth do you do that? 375 00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:28.519 Like it? I actually did a little bit of research on it because 376 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.240 it irritated me and one of the people that they kept interviewing, one of 377 00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:37.200 the quote unquote scientists for their show, their documentary, they kept listing as 378 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:42.759 a NOAH scientist, which is the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. When I 379 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:45.680 was in an article I worked with the NOAH guys. They're great, and 380 00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:50.359 so they keep saying they keep interviewing Noah scientists and it says so blah blah 381 00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:54.079 blah scientists for Noah. Because of this, this ridiculous hoaxy show they put 382 00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:59.839 on, Noah has to put on their website. No, we have not 383 00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:07.279 discovered mermaids, was it? No, we have done nice, you still 384 00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:15.079 owe me? Okay, so they have to And and what's even more irritating, 385 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:21.119 then Discovery Channel does a quote unquote news article that says, hmmm, 386 00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:27.240 why did Noah feel the need to directly address mermaids? They don't ever do 387 00:33:27.319 --> 00:33:30.000 that with anything else. What are they trying to hide? No, it's 388 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:35.119 because you made a TV show that said they're real and quoted Noah as saying 389 00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:40.079 they were real. Wow, it doesn't. It's just there's enough genuine areas 390 00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:45.200 of inquiry and for all we know, maybe there are people. I don't 391 00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:49.279 think there are, but why would you make a show that that says we 392 00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:53.359 found them and at no point acknowledges, even in the slightest that it's not 393 00:33:53.640 --> 00:34:00.160 real. And they use every single one of their documentary tricks Like I say 394 00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:06.880 tricks, because they use every format of a documentary of their other shows that 395 00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:12.719 are wildlife specials, and so they're building on the body of their work of 396 00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:16.920 nature documentaries to create a fake one and never tell you it's fake, and 397 00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:21.320 it should they yeah, and it It just it just pissed me off because 398 00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.079 there's a lot of people who watch that that aren't really critical of what they 399 00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:27.639 see, and there's a lot of people who kind of innately trust something like 400 00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:35.639 Discovery Channel, who ostensibly has a dedication to nature and science. Yeah, 401 00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:38.440 and now and then they just decide just oh, I'm just gonna drop this 402 00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:45.400 on them, but now has a very big dedication to making money, right 403 00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:49.559 exactly. I mean, it'll all be reality programming in two more years, 404 00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:53.519 so it don't matter. It'll it'll become what TLC has become. TLC used 405 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:59.280 to be a phenomenal channel until it was privatized, exactly. And I remind 406 00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:05.239 you that tl tea, the Home of Toddlers and Tierra's yep, still ostensibly 407 00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:12.559 stands for the Learning Channel yep. But what we should do is privatize more 408 00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.199 stuff right now. And I'm very sorry to soapbox that, but uh, 409 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:20.639 it just it just made me mad that the Discovery Channel would stoop to something 410 00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.199 like that. That's just a gimmickree. And also it pissed me off because 411 00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:28.400 for ten minutes three quarters drunk, completely sleeping me on a sofa. I 412 00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:31.360 was like, wait, what what? Why did I know this? We 413 00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:36.719 should do an episode of homents. Oh my god, I gotta get floor 414 00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:43.239 on the floor. Wake up, dude, down there. It's four in 415 00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:51.440 the afternoon. What are you doing? Well, that's too bad. Yeah, 416 00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:53.519 and I you know what, I think what is also fueling the the 417 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:59.159 anchor and the diet tribe is that I'm not I'm not over the Sandhill crane. 418 00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:02.559 And uh and you know what, I'm gonna invoke the ancient right of 419 00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:07.079 blood sacrifice on this. Someone needs to pay the price for bringing up the 420 00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:09.480 sand Hill crane. Can possibly be me? Oh no, it couldn't. 421 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:14.960 It will. But it was in the Heron family that I've Oh, oh, 422 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.519 don't you try to lawyer me, Flora. You know what, I 423 00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:22.639 sentence you to the penalty box. No, yep, you're going to the 424 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.760 penalty box. But you know what, because you didn't necessarily directly make a 425 00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:30.599 mistake, you just offended my sensibilities. That's what you're being punished for. 426 00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:35.440 Right. Well, Uh, you know what I have I've got a little 427 00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:38.360 monologue. I've got a little little thing here for you. I think our 428 00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:42.960 listeners might be familiar with the movie. A few good men, and uh, 429 00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:45.599 I think that you're going to go in the penalty box and we're gonna 430 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:49.840 have to hear the famous you can't handle the Truth scene. Oh goodness, 431 00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:54.199 Yeah, you will be playing the role of Tom Cruise. I am Tom 432 00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:59.400 Cruise, as we do in all Now. I wasn't excited to be Tom 433 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:01.599 Cruise because I get to be Tom Cruise. I was excited because he has 434 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:04.960 like three lines in this Yeah, no, no, no, I'm Tom 435 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:08.840 Cruise. All right, your Jack Nicholson great? So all right, but 436 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:17.880 the old headphones on and away we go. I take you to a courtroom. 437 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.199 You want answers. I think I'm entitled to them. You want answers. 438 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:27.280 I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. Son. We 439 00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:31.000 live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded 440 00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:39.000 by men with Guns's gonna do it, you, you Lieutener Weinberg. I 441 00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:47.599 have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You we Persenttiago and you 442 00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:53.599 curse the Marines. You have that luxury you have the luxury of not knowing 443 00:37:53.679 --> 00:38:00.800 what I know that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably say save lives, 444 00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:08.199 and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You 445 00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:15.039 don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties. 446 00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:21.840 You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. 447 00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:34.800 I think that you've paid your debt to society. Justice has been meted out. 448 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:43.639 Oh that that that didn't hurt at all. Yeah, I could do 449 00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:49.239 ninety days standing on my head. All right, I guess I sand Hill 450 00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:57.840 Cream, I mean, I guess. Oh man, Uh, modern Bunyip 451 00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:00.480 in Australia still a huge part of their culture, still around it. It's 452 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:06.159 more I mean, it's definitely gotten more mythological, you know. It's it's 453 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:12.639 graduated kind of into that legendary status more along more more so than like it's 454 00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:16.199 still out there snatching people. Although it's some people do think that it's kind 455 00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:21.880 of a kind of a lovable um mascot. And it looks like in the 456 00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:28.280 current funzy you know, this isn't your parents fun yep, the current you 457 00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:30.800 know, Buddy bun Yep, it is kind of like a it looks kind 458 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:34.480 of like a little farcical dragon. You know, he's got a tail and 459 00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:37.719 he's he's always having adventures. Watch out. They put him on a stamp 460 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:43.519 not too long ago. Yeah, a couple of versions of him. Yeah, 461 00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:46.320 you know. But if you if you google image Bunyep, you're gonna 462 00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:51.920 get the lion's share of yea of all kinds of images from that, what 463 00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:55.280 I really like, My favorite of all of the Bunyep google images is the 464 00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:59.960 one that was dripped, that was drawn by a witness, by a rap 465 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.320 original witness, and it kind of looks like if you asked a four year 466 00:40:02.360 --> 00:40:07.079 old to draw a cow. That's true. Yeah, it's a it's kind 467 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:09.760 of a big blobby, blah blah thing with small head, big body, 468 00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:15.159 buck toothed. But yeah, it's uh, it's it's just a fun cryptid. 469 00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:19.519 And I love the idea of it. I love that it's I like 470 00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:23.599 talking about this idea of regionalized cryptids. Yeah yeah, and uh, to 471 00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:28.599 our Australian friends out there, if if you guys have many stories about the 472 00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:30.679 Bunyip or anything, we'd love to hear it, man, would we if 473 00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:35.440 we if we got anything wrong? Again we'll go in the penalty box. 474 00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:39.039 Um. Also, if you'd like us to fly out there to discuss the 475 00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:43.440 Bunyip some more, I would love to go to Austria. I would love 476 00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:49.079 for you to fund our trip out there. Yeah, never been. It 477 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.280 would be a lot of fun. That's how we scam this podcast into something 478 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:57.800 you know, more a little more profitable. Like today it's the cryptids from 479 00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:00.480 Japan. All the places we want to go be awesome. Yeah, oh 480 00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:07.119 man, fly us out there, you guys, ye bring us bring up 481 00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.599 remember last week when all we wanted you to do is like us on Facebook 482 00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:21.280 up, we've got your hooked. Yeah, bring us out there. Well, 483 00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:23.199 I'll bring I've got a camera. We'll bring a camera, and we 484 00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:29.199 can even put stuff on YouTube. Yeah, and we're only fifty percent joking 485 00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:36.679 famous. Oh you guys are great, right then, I think that brings 486 00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:39.000 us to the end of this road. I think that we Yeah, let's 487 00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:43.039 uh that I mean, that's that's the bun bun Yip in a in a 488 00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:49.719 watery shaggy billabong nutshell. That's right. We've experienced truth and consequences. We've 489 00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:57.960 we've I went on a tirade against cable television. We really, yep, 490 00:41:58.039 --> 00:42:01.320 I did an amazing Jack Nicholson, Yeah you really did? You know what 491 00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:05.880 you? Um? You took it like a man. That's the best thing 492 00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:08.480 can be said. That's that's the only way to be in the penalty box. 493 00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:14.280 True. Man. Let's do some puns in the oh man, let's 494 00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:15.639 get some punds going here. Do you want to start it? You want 495 00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:22.320 me to? I'll start okay. Um. I've got a watery an aquatic 496 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:36.440 home renovation business called Gunya business. Gunya yeah. Nice, nice way to 497 00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:40.679 start now. I don't know which one to do, I guess. Uh. 498 00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.440 I've got a store that's all for lion tamers. That's where they get 499 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:52.719 their equipment and stuff. It's called the bun Whip. Oh god, yeah, 500 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:57.199 let that sink in for a little. Yeah, that's uh. Gunya 501 00:42:57.239 --> 00:43:01.239 business was pretty good. I think it was pretty pleased. Lion Tabor store. 502 00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:07.719 They gotta exist, right, all right, all right, okay, 503 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:15.880 penalty box. I've got I got one. It's uh some very high fashion 504 00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:24.119 Australian handbags by Depratodon. They might be made out of reptile or mammal, 505 00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:32.679 sorry to tell what they're made from. That's good. My dismount was gonna 506 00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:37.239 be about the depratodon, but I don't want to No, no, it's 507 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:38.559 all right, I don't I don't want to double up on it. I'm 508 00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:44.639 gonna I'm gonna go for the weaker dismount again. Um. This is a 509 00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:51.880 Chinese home decore store called the Billa Gong. Oh nice. I would like 510 00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:58.199 to salute both of us first, staying away from the pothead phillibong joke. 511 00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:04.000 So sorry for us, all right, yeah, yeah, we're just great 512 00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:07.440 human beings. I guess let's just let's just break our arms and patting ourselves 513 00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.519 on the back for a while. I'll do that. I'm gonna give us 514 00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:19.039 a week to heal up before the next is thrilling adventure. So I have 515 00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.800 exciting news. Oh really, I would love to hear it. I you 516 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:24.960 know what. I don't mean to jump the gun, but I'm already excited. 517 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:30.559 You stay excited because I can't. I can't tell you how excited I 518 00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:37.960 am I have. That's not going to work for a podcast. Well, 519 00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:40.760 let me just say this. I've had to change pants twice. What we 520 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:46.960 have an explosion of mail and feedback from listeners just six to midnight brother. 521 00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:55.199 Yeah, yeah, we uh, we have a ton of stuff from new 522 00:44:55.280 --> 00:45:00.079 listeners. Oh that is awesome. Yeah, so let's let's go. And 523 00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:12.280 so you know it's legit. Here's the sound for it, classic good news 524 00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.480 bad news. I love, I love hearing the mail sound. Bad news 525 00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:20.159 is my fake mail is what made it necessary to put a seal of approval 526 00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:22.800 on the mail and the one that made us have to make real bills. 527 00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:29.800 Well, the counterfeiting I was doing, it's it's it's validity is in hindsight, 528 00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:31.559 I think. Yeah, I mean we would have played the sound regardless 529 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:36.559 anyway. To you new listeners. Hey, thanks for thanks for listening in. 530 00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:40.880 We have one new listener, Greg, and he has sent us Welcome 531 00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:45.599 aboard, Greg, Greg. He has sent us a ton of puns, 532 00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:50.679 and for that we are eternally grateful already before we even read them. Actually, 533 00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:54.280 that's the for any pun, you'll always experience the most gratefulness before you 534 00:45:54.360 --> 00:46:00.320 read them. Those go for ours as well. This goes doubly for I 535 00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:07.079 don't know, man, I really like tile Vortices. And I don't know 536 00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.440 if it's because it's so good, or is if I just spent so long 537 00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:15.639 and I came up empty on one. Uh. Anyway, Greg has sent 538 00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:20.039 us a few puns uh and I'm gonna go down through through the list here 539 00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:27.400 rita momorrow. His first one comes from the rest Scooting episode all Right Rescue, 540 00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:31.760 and he says when Alexandra wanted to get all gussied up and paint the 541 00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:37.039 town she was rest scooting on the rits. Oh see that is awesome. 542 00:46:39.760 --> 00:46:46.320 Nice nice. Uh. He also sends us one from the Illuminati episode. 543 00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:52.639 Oh man, I am I am welcome aboard Gray once again, hearty handshake? 544 00:46:54.920 --> 00:47:00.800 Uh. So one from our Illuminati episode. He says it's a less 545 00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:04.960 known but a very important badge in Boy Scouts was to learn how to tie 546 00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:14.519 on Illuminati. Oh yeah, yeah, now he's covered the spectrum U going 547 00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:19.360 going back to our Restcooting episode in Russia, when a guy thought someone was 548 00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:25.480 feeding him a line he would call Bolshevik. Greg, I continue to welcome 549 00:47:25.559 --> 00:47:32.039 you. This is truly where you belong, Oh Greg, you you were 550 00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:37.119 going to be one of our Diamond Platinum Plus plus Diamond Platinum Plus members, 551 00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:45.719 not like those old Diamond Platinum regular people. And Greg sent us one more. 552 00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:49.960 I believe this one's from the Witch's episode. He says, there was 553 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.800 a great man named Vincent and he was a blesser. He had a shop 554 00:47:53.440 --> 00:47:58.920 Blossles coming. He had a shop called Vincent's House of Blessing and the motto 555 00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:06.119 was where blessed is more is see that's that's a good product thing. Yep, 556 00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:13.119 products count. Everybody feel free go ahead, So you got to you 557 00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:16.280 don't have to have a clever tile. Vortices says it as the name of 558 00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:19.760 them. And if Vincent had to go out into the country, would he 559 00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:30.199 would he be dispensing some ranch blessings. Ybody loves ranche blessing. Oh it's 560 00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:34.480 never too late to pun people. Keep them coming again. I have one 561 00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:38.440 more. Some some feedback from Greg or some information. He says, we 562 00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:43.639 mentioned the Ronald Reagan Airport on the Denver podcast, and he says it it's 563 00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.960 been around since nineteen forty one, but it was renamed later for Reagan, 564 00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:52.079 and that there aren't any myths or legends unless being legendarily a small and dumpy 565 00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:59.880 is one. That Reagan airport, You jackass. He wants some at Man 566 00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:10.199 and Gippa burn It wasn't that great. So I'm now gonna handle reins over 567 00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:15.039 to you. Some more. Oh man, this is this is an extravaganz. 568 00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:19.400 This is a pun stravaganza. Pravaganza. This is the best ever. 569 00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:23.920 You guys are here hearing it the day that everything got real. All right, 570 00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:30.199 Uh this comes, this comes from a listener. Kitty Pickles, Kitty 571 00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:35.760 Pickles, Kitty Pickles. Well, she's just full of the sauce and fast. 572 00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:39.960 She's full of fast sauce sauce. All right, sweet kpe Sweet Kitty 573 00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:45.760 Pickles hits us with this pun from our apocalypse episode. It's a big shop 574 00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:53.679 called Yeast of Burden. Where is it located? Yeah? See, Oh 575 00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:58.800 man, that's great, that's great. Kitty Pickles, Kitty Pickles. I 576 00:49:58.800 --> 00:50:02.239 hope to hear from your more often. And uh hi, this is the 577 00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:07.760 this is the voice for the lady listeners. I just wanted to say, 578 00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:16.440 thank you. My shirt just fell off. Thanks Kitty Pickles visuals on my 579 00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:22.119 end of the court. Now, um, anything else from Kitty Pickles. 580 00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:27.719 Now, most ladies would stop at a simple pun, even in hot, 581 00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:32.239 entertaining pun account and baked goods. Well, not Kiddy Pickles. No, 582 00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:37.239 she's taken it to the hoop and she sent us an amazingly great email about 583 00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:40.760 our Superstitions episode. Oh, man, man, we are covering a lot 584 00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:43.480 of ground. I know. Well, you know what, that's just great. 585 00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:45.079 That means people start listening, They're like, oh, what's the back 586 00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:50.639 catalog? I've eating, what's fresh, what's in the what's in the freezer? 587 00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:55.840 What can? I thought? Exactly? Um so, so she hits 588 00:50:55.920 --> 00:51:00.280 us with this. I just finished listening to your Superstitions episodes, and I 589 00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:04.480 thought you might like to hear a possible reason for the actors say break a 590 00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:07.320 leg, which I would Flora and I have been known to run amuck on 591 00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.440 a stage or two in our day. Kitty Pickles tells us when I was 592 00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:17.199 studying Shakespeare at Middlesex University in London, name drop my pinky just shot out, 593 00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:23.719 boy. I was told the following reason for the phrase. Back in 594 00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:28.760 Shakespeare's day, after a performance, the actors would come out for their bows. 595 00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:30.440 As the audience clapped in applaud at, the actors would bow at the 596 00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:35.159 waist. If the audience continued to clap, the actors would bow a second 597 00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:38.519 time at the waist. If the audience was beside themselves with joy over the 598 00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:43.880 performance and continued to applaud, then the actors would bow for a third time 599 00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:49.719 and bend at the knee or break the leg a swan dive, so to 600 00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.760 speak. So the phrase basically means to be so entertaining on stage that the 601 00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:55.719 audience cheers for so long and loud that you were able to bend at the 602 00:51:55.800 --> 00:52:01.280 knee for your third bow. Boo oom, crackt that egg and knowledge on 603 00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:07.920 your cup base. In Shakespeare times, well, she went to she went 604 00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:13.599 to Shakespeare Middlesex University in London, Dude, she wins. She went to 605 00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:17.559 Shakespeare College and in Stratford upon it exactly, she says. She went to 606 00:52:17.840 --> 00:52:28.480 Iambic University in Pentameter, England Shire. Lay. Yeah, it's the fastest 607 00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:30.960 way to get through there. Um, that's great, Thanks Kitty yea, 608 00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:36.199 thank you so much. It's it's weird, I had. I mean, 609 00:52:36.519 --> 00:52:39.880 I think brick a legg has a bunch of different backgrounds to it, one 610 00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:45.559 of which I've heard is just that you're inviting ill luck so that it stays 611 00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:51.519 away. It's kind of a reverse psychology thing. Oh is that like like 612 00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:55.000 when they say go to a bar and nega girl and you're like, she's 613 00:52:55.039 --> 00:52:59.519 pretty hot, go tell her her ass looks terrible and then she'll be into 614 00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:05.360 you. Yeah, that's an actual thing that douchebags do. Oh yeah, 615 00:53:05.400 --> 00:53:09.280 well what probably gets the girl is not the reverse psychology. It's their rock 616 00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:14.880 hard abs. Yeah. Um, they're backwards caps. Let's let's let's stop 617 00:53:14.920 --> 00:53:20.559 this right now before because this is a podcast about locknest monsters and which is 618 00:53:21.400 --> 00:53:25.679 how to get girls. Pretty far out of our field here, But judgment 619 00:53:25.719 --> 00:53:30.480 on douchebags not right, yeah, judgment, Yeah, we can totally judge 620 00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:36.039 a d bag. I've also heard that breaking a leg would be like the 621 00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:40.239 scenery because they have legs, were part of the backdrops that got flown in 622 00:53:40.280 --> 00:53:45.440 and stuff. And oh right right, I forget why you wanted to break 623 00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:52.679 because it meant that the show was over, or meant you you left everything 624 00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:55.119 on the court bro Oh no, no, it's because for hundreds of years, 625 00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:59.880 it has always been the hallmark of a top quality entertainer to just trash 626 00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:07.880 it on stage, just start running amuck. Yeah, oh great, anything 627 00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.159 else from miss Pickles, Nope, that is it. That is that is 628 00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:14.639 everything that Kitty Pickles wanted to share with us. Well, we thank you 629 00:54:14.719 --> 00:54:16.840 very much, Kitty Pickles for listening. And sending good stuff and keep them 630 00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:22.320 rolling. Man, I have one more, one more thing from a listener. 631 00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:29.440 This is a this is a new listener again what I'm not not sure 632 00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:32.880 if this is the real name, but the name that was sent is Stella 633 00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:38.840 Believing. So I hope it is. I hope it's someone. Then that's 634 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:40.559 their name, and they're like, yeah, I get it, I get 635 00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:47.719 it. I would just like to buy some coffee please. But for the 636 00:54:47.760 --> 00:54:52.639 record, if she's in a hurry, she could literally just sing, don't 637 00:54:52.679 --> 00:55:04.280 stop believing. I love you, Stella. All right. So Stella sends 638 00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:07.719 us a story and says, when I was in grade school, someone brought 639 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:10.320 a Wuiji board to school. I had never seen one before, nor heard 640 00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:14.400 of one, but I participated in the activity, which is to say, 641 00:55:14.440 --> 00:55:17.480 your soul was intact up until this moment. Of course, I asked it 642 00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:22.480 who I would marry, and it's spelled out around five letters. I didn't 643 00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:25.840 know anyone by that name, and actually the name didn't make sense forgot about 644 00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:30.199 it. Years later, I'm married, and for some reason, that episode 645 00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:32.800 with the Ouiji board came back to me. The name the Ouiji board gave 646 00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:37.320 me was almost what my last name is now coincidence? Question mark? Question 647 00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:42.840 mark, question mark, I don't think so. Wow, it's pretty fun. 648 00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:45.199 Huh who would have thought that? I mean, who would have thought 649 00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:49.559 a divination device would tell the future. Well that and when you're a kid 650 00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:55.760 when when Auigi board spells out the Delievin deliving Believin, they're like, what 651 00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.639 is that even a last name? It is for Stella. Uh, that's 652 00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:05.599 great, thanks, thanks for sending that story in Stella believing. Yeah, 653 00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:10.000 maybe she said that to the Uiji board. Don't stop at the leaveing. 654 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:20.599 I need more information. Never sing it a ghost or a spirit uriates them, 655 00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:22.480 take it so angry. Did we cover that in our ghost episode? 656 00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:27.920 No, we should have told people what to do and whatnot. How do 657 00:56:27.960 --> 00:56:31.039 you handle a ghost? Ghosts, dudes, and don'ts next time on blurry 658 00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:38.239 photos? Not really? I think I think this roller coaster has has gotten 659 00:56:38.280 --> 00:56:44.119 back to what's the thing that the station? Platform? The platform? Yeah, 660 00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:46.519 the line it's lame. Well, it's gotten back to whatever the thing 661 00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:50.400 wherever you get on it at? Yeah, which may have a cool name, 662 00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:54.599 and if it doesn't, it should I did not. I just made 663 00:56:54.599 --> 00:57:00.840 that up. That wasn't Spanish and it says something about Famis and Tavos, 664 00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:07.239 close your your your legs. Is that for a name or is that what 665 00:57:07.280 --> 00:57:10.639 you get told when you exit? I don't know. Like I was in 666 00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:15.320 Disney World a few months ago, and my favorite part is there's some warning 667 00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:20.199 about your arms and it's obviously it's something you're keeping your arms and legs inside. 668 00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:24.079 And the Haunted Mansion they try to make it scary and so so it 669 00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:32.559 says something something monos. It was Brussels. My favorite part. You could 670 00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:43.760 lose your arms and brass best. I mean, there's like ten million best 671 00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:46.440 parts to the Haunted Mansion, hands down my favorite thing at disney World. 672 00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:51.679 When this, when this hot track drops, I'll be going to disney World 673 00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:53.440 in like two days. Oh dude, you need to rock that like nobody's 674 00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:57.880 business. I'll do it. I'll go to the to the hand and Mansion 675 00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:05.239 and I'll keep my brass stup models inside that place. Is is what that 676 00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:10.320 mansion's full of haints? Well, this is one hard ticket that's going to 677 00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:17.119 raving of them. Oh that is awesome, man. You see you see 678 00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:22.039 what your your emails to us and contact does. It gets us all excited 679 00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:29.880 and happy and we are invigorated. Bunya paint got nothing on on these man, 680 00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:35.079 so true. Oh man, I don't have anything else, so um, 681 00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:37.719 since my brain's been melted from the penalty box. You can help. 682 00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:42.920 You can help me by going to our Facebook page, liking us, sending 683 00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:46.480 us an email through the contact information on blurry photos dot org, going to 684 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:52.039 iTunes subscribing rating, commenting all that good stuff, open yourself to our twarts 685 00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:59.599 yeah from Twitter us on blurry underscore photos, and then eventually join our YouTube 686 00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:02.000 subscriber community once we get that up and running, and then our militia to 687 00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:08.119 overthrow it a federal government. We want the truth about kryptid's and we won't 688 00:59:08.119 --> 00:59:14.280 take it anymore. We are and we also want a gold based currency system 689 00:59:14.639 --> 00:59:21.079 exactly, not this fiat. Great. Uh oh, I'm fair, dcome 690 00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:27.079 David Stecco. Yeah, god man, I really wanted to meet Australian women 691 00:59:27.079 --> 00:59:30.039 and I just killed it and it's never gonna happen. Now. Notice how 692 00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:32.679 I've stayed away from the accident. All thatsode You know, I keep flirting 693 00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:37.360 with it much like I flirt with women, which is to say, poorly 694 00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:42.239 into effect. And I'm David, not a Sheila flora. Oh that was 695 00:59:42.400 --> 01:00:00.280 really that was a way better. Oh man, good eye. It's the 696 01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:15.320 stream to side that you have. Even so you can't come quietly that you 697 01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:25.519 get your very sill. The bindy's going to get you. B