In the year two thousand seven fourteen, a new squad of Opera Davis was
chosen by the College of Illusion. These fools promptly went on to frustrate their
DM at every opportunity. Today, still working together because really, who else
would work with them? They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you have
a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find
them, maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club. Tony Kinney as Eddie
Falzoni, Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole as Urag and
Jesse Wicks as Bill Crilliance, Nico Rodriguez as your DM. Welcome back to
the continuing Tales of a Fool's Quest. All right, so you guys coming
into the city, you already know the layout because you're so used to Lisa's
Hold where you hung out for a while, and so backwards. Yeah,
but backwards so or you know you were gonna have to go left, You're
like, oh, oh wait, shit, move to the right, like
going to the Walmart the next town over. Yeah, it's just the exact
opposite for some reason. So yeah, so where do you guys want to
go first? You know that there's probably a tavern here, there's a shop
here, and there's a guard barracks here. That were kind of the places
you had looked at going at the last place. Well, I got this
crown, you see. Yeah, we should go sell with the crown.
Yeah, so before you split up, Fraser, says Bill. Mister corpor
lance, thank you so much for what you did here today, mister oreg
semi illusionist, thank you so much for helping us get out of there.
I cannot repay you enough. You can try. Well, yes, we
don't stop you from trying. I tell you what I'm just if you ever
make your way over to the Divination Nation, come to my home in Bagron.
It's in the near a forest. Look me up. Just ask for
the cranes. I'm well renowned and you can stay with me in Niles.
We have adjoining apartments up in a tall nest. I suppose next to bed
now too soon. Well, we look forward to paying you. It was
great spending time with you guys, and I'm gonna flat Niles on the wing.
Good to see it, nice friendly pat On God, I don't know
what noise a crane makes when it screams. Mike, I want to need
you to find one. I'm gonna my good I will not duplicate that can
take that, do not delete, I'll clip it and augment it and amplify
it, all right. So Frasier Crane Diarra Cocra owes you a favor.
The fat in the notes from the Divination Nation, in a city called Bagrin
b a e g r y m in the near a forest. All right.
So where do you guys want to go first, now that you are
in Posha, Well, I think we should go see if we can unload
this crown at the store, all right. So you make your way to
the store. As you get in store, you see a sign outside the
store. It says Eviloh live come again, Eviloh all one word e V
I l O live l I V E Evil. That was what the place
was called in Lisa's hold, the evil olive. They both are, all
right, So you guys head on in. As you come in, you
see a shop master. She is a half orc, and she is standing
behind her desk and she's like, hello, my name is Sarah, Sarah
with an H, with or without an H. It's gotten H. It's
at the beginning of the name. The h is silent, h A r
A. They're happy. Nice to meet, just Sarah. Look do you
buy, Chris? Do you buy a salvage treasure? Uh? Yeah I
do. I love it? Cool? Did you get it in the forest?
Yeah? No no? Is it stolen property? I need to know?
No, I mean no salvage. Is there a tracking spell on any
of this stuff? Not that we could tell. Okay, Well, I
don't know where you got your goods from. It could have been from the
divination nation? Not fair enough? Oh you got me take it off?
Yeah? Then the crown there? Oh well that's a beautiful piece. Yeah
yeah, yeah, that's what we thought too. How much? How much
would you say it's worth? Oh, make a persuasion or a parlay or
whatever that is. And I'm gonna go back up all right here, I
got it. I rolled in eleven Oh damn? Okay, plus one charisma.
So she will give you, she will say, honestly, between you
and me, I think this thing is worth about forty thousand gold pieces.
I'll take it. I don't have forty thousand gold pieces on me, but
what I do have? Did you offer there is some gems here there worth
ten thousand gold each I can give you three of these as well as ten
thousand gold pieces in a chest. I've got a couple of those. My
buddy's holding that. These gems are like perfectly like, I'm just trying to
not have you walk around with forty thousand gold. Yeah, yeah, that's
a that's a fair deal. This also the magic shop. Yeah yeah,
and take a forty k in store credit. Yeah. I think we'll take
one of those gems and one of each one of each of what all of
it? God just kidding? Uh yeah, yeah that that was big money
for that and hopefully it's not a quest item for later on. If you
had rolled poorly, she would have offered twenty five thousand. If you had
her rolled a seven through nine, thirty thousand, forty thousand on a ten
or higher. I rolled twelve. Oh I should have rolled again because I
got an eleven on the days. I'm not giving you any more gold than
that. Like you just you just took away all of her money, but
just got my son. It looks like you've got one half leing there carrying
a cat. You need another one. I don't take that cat. Timmy
mewth add out with these nice folks I'm trading you for a crown, checked
his notes for those names listeners. He was prepared for us to take the
cat. It's like he knew we can afford all the scrolls. Oh yeah,
okay, well all right, so you sold the crown right away.
I didn't know if you were going to hang on to it for stuff later
or whatever. So you sold it, so pretty much everything I said you
guys as a store. Just tell me what things you wanted to buy and
deduct it from the forty thousand gold that she's hooking you up with. All
right, hold on, somebody needs to do the shopping. I will do
the accounting. Plus to five hundred and seventy five. Don't forget, dear.
It doesn't wear armor. Huh. Yeah, I wear a loin cloth.
Yeah she actually, I mean she can wear armor, but she gets
a plus one for not wearing armor. She has plus one armor for loin
clothing. It up for tribal tattoos. Yeah, they give me strength.
Let's see, there's that flame tongue in there. Yes, that's a nice
weapon. The mythral breastplate. That's what medium armor is light? Yeah,
I think or is that a holdover? We'll say it is one weight instead
of three. So you guys are just like looking around the shop taking it
all in. Yeah, I'm gonna grab a couple of scrolls like blank and
detect magic, because I can only detect illusions right now, right right,
yep, tell me the crisis four hundred and I kind of like that ring
of feather falling. Yeah, I was wondering if that would be useful for
you in case you ran out of the moves in and uppertune time. Yeah,
like if I'm in as an eagle in something short circuits in mid air
and I am a dick like that, I was going to make that cal
that I was going to make that happening. Garyl's dang gambit if you flew
up. So that's two thousand for the ring, all right. I want
that scroll of Zephyr strike too. Then that's another hunting twenty. Can we
get the potion of Greater Healing? How many of those can we get?
She has eight potent or that should be in the thing, right, I
don't know, I don't know. I don't know if it's in the link.
Yes. Two. She has two portions of superior healing, one of
healing and one of greater healing. Yeah, yeah, wait, Superior and
Supreme, Well, I don't want those. Those are a little much.
Those are kind of op for what we need. We need to just need
greater healing. It's forty four healing. I think that's quite a bit for
so Supreme and ship would be wasted. Yeah, forty four is a lot.
Yeah, I've only got sixteen hit points. Yes, as many as
I heal, it's like almost three. How many greater healing does she have?
Forty four? I'm more than forty three. So I'm good to keeping
track of all this because I'm not writing down what we're getting. I'm just
keeping track of the money. I'm writting down my scrolls. Yeah, how
many potions of great greater healing? She just has the one? Okay,
we'll take that. Okay, I'll write that down. Okay, still have
thirty seven gold y'all thirty seven thousand? So who wants to snag that flame
tongue a scroll of divine favor? I know I can't, I can't fight,
but we do need something. They also have a plus two short bow.
Yeah, I don't know. I just I hesitate to spend money on
weapons for me because it's so rarely the right choice for me to use them.
But Eddie whant did I get something? Yeah? He needed a blackjack?
H there are guards around here, right, there's a Yeah, there
were town guards. Ye just go find a garden, buy the blackjack off
them. From there we go. We're gonna stop by the guard barracks anyway.
I can just requisition with that's true. Oh yeah, we're the cops.
We can say that lance that's there is actually a blue blackjack, so
it's ten gold if you want just to standard blackjack, perfect have a weapon
again, Okay, such as it is. How does the scrolls work exactly?
Because I don't want to just get a shitload of scrolls and then we
can't use them. Well, Eddie can learn from scrolls, but that'll use
it up. Or if you don't want to learn from it, and you
just want to do a one time scroll on it, you just read it,
use it and cast off the scroll. Okay, can anyone do that?
Or just a magic user you've never tried. I think we should scoop
up almost all of those scrolls. It's not like we don't have the money.
I think divine favor ensnaring strike resistance and spare the dying I must and
sparing strike will only work for whoever casts. You can't twit it on someone
else. Divine favorite. It's also casting in the right self only spelled.
It only works on whoever casts it. But that makes a scroll useful more
than me learning the spell useful. You have any hot pockets? Hot pocket?
Yeah? I got plenty of hot pockets? How many in need?
You got the lean ones? How about them? Breakfast one? What flavors?
We got the sausage, egg and hamburger wait all in the same one
yep, never had and they're pretty good. We'll take a dozen ones.
We also have the peppered pepperoni. Peppered pepperoni, the best kind of pepperoni.
Are we done? Shot? Do you have the fish stick and waffle
one yet? Oh? No? Is that new? That's the new flavor
I heard? Oh man, I'll have to put a phone call into my
guy pocket. Yeah, what would be the armorating on that? Plus two
studded leather plus two? Uh? Plus one? So three all together?
Holy ship? Does that make you stupid? Yeah? It would because the
high leather I have is one armor. Oh and you have what five?
Right now? Four four. Is that boost you up to six? Yeah,
I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to really hurt you.
The met are I assume it's studded leather m m yeah, but it's
magical. Yeah, maybe they're Maybe they're I don't know, stone stone,
yeah yeah, quartz or yeah, all right, sort of that some sort
of rock. Next, if they're not, I can lie to you until
you think they are. Just let me know. Bill can completely gas light
me into that. Yeah. Next few things you find, I'll use psychic
attacks metal. Yeah. So that's uh, six grand, give you guys
money and you just go to town. Yeah, that's what you do.
You gotta be prepared. We're adventuring. You want well more scroll the tensors
floating disc that's another one hundred and twenty. That's cool. One who uses
range detects Bill Bill as the last resort. Oh Eddy got that plus two
short boat. I have a crossbow too, Yeah, yes, I have
a crossbow. Here go what was it shadow? Yeah, the shadow crossbow.
Oh yeah, you have that fancy crossbow shadow spawn cross crossbow. I
tried. It didn't really work that good, not for you. You don't
know how to use it. It's okay, thanks, I think I hit
with it. Can you light your crossbow? Yeah? My weapon becomes If
I'm in rage, my weapon becomes unfired too. Flaming shadow crossbow. Hell
yeah, that's terrifying black flame some anime shit right there. Yeah, he
made the sneaky foot? What is the plane shift? What is that one?
All right? So what do you guys up to for? Are you?
Are you finish shopping? That's so good? Sorry, yeah, I
think I am. I'm ready. What are we up too? For gold
Adira? We have thirty one thousand, still six hundred and five to be
exact. We could probably catch another one of those gems in now, have
a list. I have the list of scrolls in your potion. It was
just the one potion though. Did you get the flame tongue? I don't
think anyone got the flame tongue? Okay, Well, it was really nice
doing business with you. He has a box of hot pockets on the house.
There's twenty in there. Such nice customers, think so, sir.
Rats Sarah, Sarah. I'm sorry, I don't want to tell her,
but these are in the house, not on it. All right, Well,
just remember if you're out there, and you come across any other treasures,
let me know you bring them back to old Hussarah. It taken care
of all right, all right, I think I'm gonna close up shop and
go get drunk. Now. Oh here having simple this, Yeah, we
should go sell that to the barkeeper more money. Most it's the best ship
you've ever had. That would be primo top shelf stuff and a craft or
the juice outside. All right, if you don't mind him a lock behind
you, hold on, time out? Who leveled up this time? Do
we know what happened? I don't know what did you get? I picked
up barkskin? Oh okay, so as long as my feet. Sorry,
that just came to me right in the middle of the session. And he
was able to now take the hydra sham because I made him wait till the
next level up to be able to do that. That's so he was playing
around with sweet. Sorry for that interruption. The fans want to know what's
doing, all right, So you guys take off out of the shop.
Where do you want to go next drinking? Let's go get drunk, and
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back to the fun. Let's go get drunk. A lot has happened in
one and a half days. I don't even know how long it's been.
It's been a full day since you guys came, but you didn't really make
up anytime. So yeah, so it's getting towards nightfall at this point,
but you're nicer, you're safe within the city. The tavern you walk in
and you see two people. There is a bartender behind the rail, some
dude it's wearing a like a just a cotton shirt and he's got a towel
over his shoulder. And then you see a woman kind of standing over by
the cash counter area where you collect the money, and she smiles as you
come in she's like, oh, hello, how can I help you?
Are you here for rooms or are you here to drink? Here to start
a tab? Lovely? All the above. I'm here to entertain your common
room. Wow. If you would like rooms for the evening, it's three
gold apiece and you can have your own individual rooms one giant room. You
can have one giant room. That would just be eight gold. I feel
like we should not split the party for the evening. I'm gonna go play
music. Yeah, that's fair. Giant your best sweet, I think wonderful.
I've got a goliath sweet up on the second floor. How many beds?
It's two really large ones pushed up against each other, but you could
separate them. Can we have like six more beds brought up? Yeah?
I can have two more beds brought to the room. Will Mesa there be
able to climb up into those beds? Bally bally, I can bring some
a stool, Okay, I can dass her. She's like, my name
is Lace. I am the proprietor of this establishment. And that's Sam.
He's the tab or the bartender. I do not like to bartend. I
have zero interest in serving other people alcohol. So yeah, i'll collect do
you have a room for you here? And then I'll get to work on
your rooms and for anything else, feel free to see Sam. Great,
thanks, lady bartender named Sam. And you see Fraser is sitting at the
rail already. He's in there. Niles and Daphne and Ros they're not in
here at all. It's just Fraser. He's already sitting down. He's got
a cup, a big stein fold of the brim with alcohol in it,
and he's sitting there talking to Sam. I'm gonna go on up and that's
ask for a drink. And you come on up and he's like, well,
hey, pella, how you doing? So he slaps the towel back
on his shoulder. What can I get you? Ah? Meat, meat,
meat it is I've only got one kind of meat. I hope that's
good. He starts grabbing a cup up and that's perfect, starts pouring it.
Yeah, yeah, take it and hold it up and say cheers,
have a drink. Yeah, and uh sit down next to Fraser. And
any Fraser you know, there's a lady in town will buy all the that
cup of gems you got. She didn't even care if they're cursed. Oh
really, she doesn't even care. Does she have any items there to check
for curses? I don't know. Fascinating, probably not anymore? M Does
she have any healing potions? Yes, she had a couple left. I
think wonderful. I think we need to get one for Niles. Oh yeah,
there, that's quite ominous. Who was meant to be? Did he
say that? While playing a simple flew off in a fit of peek and
broke his wing on a spider, So you know, I don't feel too
he broke his wing on a spider. Yes, he does get a little
hot headed sometimes, doesn't he? And Sam's like, don't we all get
hot headed sometimes? Hey? What can I get? The rest of y'all?
All? Take mead? Meat? It is wine, all right?
Red or white wine? Red? That's what I'm talking about. Ah,
And anything for the symbolist, whatever's I'm the topest shell Top never said he
was a symbolist, that's true. He's playing this kind of crash through the
door. What do you playing that? Sam? If that is your name,
he's just simple minded? Ah. Top shelf, huh top a shelf?
He says, uh No, I have something here across the top shelf
I've got this really nice beer bourbon barreled sour whiskey from Half Shell Pirate Brewing
Company. They just still did you want that? Yeah, put it in
a fancy glass. All right, in a fancy glass. I'll let you
use my glass. And he takes the one that he's been cleaning with his
towel, and he's like, I don't do this often, but damn,
you're playing a mighty good symbol. He's earned it. Poors Poors a top
shell from the from the Half Shell Pirate and he's like, we have a
whiskey here too, and we've got some vodka here that we mix with some
peppers. Do you ever have a pepper STOLEI vodka? No peppers for me?
I never have. You want one? You look like a guy who
could take a spicy drink and run with it. Yeah, sounds good.
And he pours you a shot and a peppered vodka and sets in front of
you. Try that, friend, I would try it. Oh boy,
did you look at that? Yes, it's good stuff, smooth. Now
you know, from what I've read, the peppered Stoley vodka dates all the
way back to the age of chroniclers. Did you did you know about this?
Sam? Huh, Eddie, No, no, no, I hadn't
heard that. Well, it's fascinating story, absolutely fascinating. And he starts
regaling you a story about pepperd vodka back in the day and Sam checks out,
like thirty seconds in. He just walks away and uh yeah, and
you guys just play just drink or do you want to ask questions? See
what word is? Yeah, I'm gonna chat with Sam's more after Fraser finishes
his long, boring story and just ask him if he's heard any any news
from you know, parts East. Well, friend, what was your name?
Eddie? Eddie? Oh yeah, I thought everyone knew it here.
Yeah, well Frasier said it, but I wasn't listening, so Eddie,
Yeah, there has been some news from East. I take it you came
from the forest then, yeah, yeah, that's scary place in there.
Yeah, spiders. Yeah, so oh you're coming from the west, are
you guys from the city? Not the close one, but I mean like
the city, yeah, you know a wink. Yeah. Yeah. We've
got a couple illusionists normally in town here. I don't know if you've heard
them. They're they're you know a little bit older, So they're probably a
class that's been out for a while. But Becky and Diane, I don't
know if you've do you know them? I don't love them. Okay,
yeah, they're not here right now. Actually, they just took off.
They went to investigate a town called Feders. It's east, so they went,
they went off taking a look at stuff that's been been going on over
there, and yeah, what else is happening East? What else is happening?
What kind of what kind of stuff's been going on over there? Well,
we had a letter arrive from the town and they had reported that there
were both demon attacks, raids, packs of demons. I don't know if
you've been hearing about the packs of demons and also a potential warlock that we
heard about. Yeah, the guy delivered the letter. He comes back and
forth, what goes up and down the coast bringing letters and stuff. His
name is Norm really great guy. He's probably down over at talking to the
talking to the sheriff here in town. I think I saw him, blue
shirt, big satchel. Yeah you got it. Yeah, yeah, you
must have walked right by on when you were coming in town. Mustag yeah,
big, big, yeah, kind of kind of rotund Yeah, yeah,
a little bit rounds. So yeah, those those things up there.
I don't know much about it. I didn't. He hasn't really come in
here today. I I think he's still giving reports and stuff. But I
do know that as soon as he got back into town he talked to the
deputy, hear talked to the sheriff, and then Becky and Diane hit the
road. So, you know, I think Sheriff Gary will probably know a
little bit more for you. But besides that fishing down and Potato Port's been
doing good. That's the island south to here and uh yeah yeah, no
packed hunt. They started a packed hunt about that. About that warlock up
in Pepperville. Oh yeah, well I hope that turns out Okay. Sheriff
Gary might know some more about that too. Yeah. So yeah, Mike,
Sam, you've been I much appreciate the gossip absolutely, all right.
Well, one more slowly for the road, Yeah, one more for the
road, all right, pours a shot for you anyone else. Fraser's like,
oh, I know, I don't think I could. That's I resparked
what he gave me with the good stuff. All right, make a performance
check to see how you're doing here in this tavern because it's it's like dinner
time, so people are people are coming in, yes, okay, so
you are rocking the symbol, oh yeah, telling them all about how you
make your world way in the world today. It takes everything we got.
I'm writing song on the spot. Yeah, oh man, okay. So
yeah, so you guys hang out there for a little bit. They serve
dinner up, they give it to you, you know, for everything.
Come to the end of the night, it was ten gold for food drinks.
They took some off for the performance because of there for a little while.
So uh yeah, yeah, anything else you want to do here,
they just call it a night crash, get some much need to rest.
Yeah, I think that's the plan for the night. I'm gonna finish up
that that pepper Stoleian mead and hopefully that the room's ready and go yep,
I can't. So you go up, carry the chest up to the room.
Okay, play it off like Bill's close. Where's the other one.
It's all hats, one at a time, please, one at a time.
So you go upstairs. It is a large room. It's about it's
about twelve foot tall high, ceilings there vaulted ceilings, so it gets even
taller in the middle. And the beds. Uh, you got two like
California king style beds that were pushed up against and they've been split apart to
each side of the room. And then they brought up two more or three
more mattresses that they put they just kind of toss them on the floor.
They're not frames or anything, but they brought up the mattresses, toss him
on the ground, and they left little chocolates on each twenty of your pillows,
beautiful nice Before before anytime, buddy has any time for discussion, I'm
gonna take off my jacket and hat and stuff and toss it on one of
the beds that's on the frame. You're not sleeping on the fucking floor.
The REGs the biggest. You can have the other one. I'm good with
the floor. Oh. I figure I'll transform into something big and furry,
like a bear cut cuddle up around the chest, rags, walking in circles
fifteen times before he lays down the head, just pawing at the carpet.
I'll fasten my symbols above the door. So they signed with another dress coming,
but it's the size of a m All right. Uh so you guys
do that, you crash, call it a night at some point. So
who who's on the beds Deira and probably Bill. Yeah, right, So
a deer wakes up in Valley's like curled up like a cat at the foot
of the bed. There's plenty of space because neither of them are big enough
to take it out. She's all tiny and yeah, she's scared of you
said, want to hog pillows? And yeah, And you guys wake up
the next morning. What do you want to do? Peace out of town
or talk to the sheriff. First, you gonna talk to the sheriff.
I want to stop by the barracks there and get some midpole about that stuck
in pepper. Yeah, all right, So you guys head on over and
you see Sheriff Gary's actually outside. He's actually chopping up some wood right now.
As you approach, just outside the city barracks, Sheriff, I assume,
good evening. How's it going, Oh it's going well? Thank you?
One morning? Morning, Yes, good morning. Lost track of time?
You've been chopping wood that long? Haven't you had my coffee yet?
This Morningful before you're acting awfully suspicious. You had anything to drink this more
than share beast of your hands? The weapon? Oh, just sheriff.
My name is Eddie. I'm just from the Forsaken City and well heading east
further and wanted to see if there's anything I should be aware of. Oh,
that's wonderful. Are you uh an illusionist? Are you guys? Graduates?
I haven't met your clique before. It's it's very nice to meet you.
I've been the sheriff here for oh man, twenty two years now,
it's a good long time. Yeah, we've been a clique for I think
guys have really made your made your way. Huh, Well, what can
I What can I answer for you? What can I help you with?
Yeah, I'm making our way in the world. Well, I just want
to know if you were aware of anything out east that we should watch out
for. And I also just wanted to hear a little more about this pact
hunt that that Sam told us about. Oh yeah, I sent Sam.
He's one of the deputies here, but he's also kind of a postmaster,
goes up and down the down the coast here, checks on the fishing villages,
brings news back. But I got some news back from him yesterday yesterday
morning early actually I don't know what time. I'm really bad at time,
and Norm said that that a village was potentially attacked by a demon raid.
He said that a lot of the people took off and while they were on
their way up to to Pepperville, they were attacked by a warlock. So
I'm not exactly sure what that looked like or what those details were, but
I do know that as soon as the news came back in Becky and Diane,
they're the two illusionists here in town, they took a couple people with
them out of their click and they headed on over to check it out.
They would headed over to Fedros, which is again one of the fishing villages
on the coast here. I wanted to take a look at it. Pepperville's
a little bit up north, like northeast of here, and from the people
who have been fleeing the towns, sounds like they're kind of getting together and
rallying and putting together a force to try and track these this potential warlock threat
down. You know, an old school pack hunt. So yeah, I
mean, I guess at this point he got the pack hunt for the warlock,
and you've got a pack hunt for all the demon packs. Huh.
Yeah, and it's a it's a wild time right now. Yeah, we
took out a demon pack other side of the forest just before we got the
least as hold. That was no fun. You guys came from the forest.
Any of you poisoned? Are you good? Don't feel a lot better
this morning? Okay, we're good. I know those spiders can get you,
even the small ones. So yeah, yeah, Well, luckily I
had some anti toxin, that's true. Might not have made it without it
would have been rough. Yeah all right. Well, uh and I've got
another deputy here that you know, Carla. She's been running around, you
know, giving orders to the men, and I just needed a break,
so chopping wood. Been working all night and I'm merely paying attention to stuff.
But yeah, anything else I can help you with. I mean,
we're always here to help the illusionists. No, no, we'll leave you
to a sheriff. I just wanted to swing by and see if there's anything
you needed from us. What you'd heard? Yeah, absolutely? Hey what
were your names again? Oh? My name's Eddie. Eddie Second Breakfast Club,
Second Breakfast Club, all right, I'll be sure to let them know.
Yeah, you guys are always welcome hearing you. It's a nice little
town. You know, everybody knows your name here. So sometimes you want
to go somewhere like that. Yeah, sometimes, Yeah. Well, yeah,
I've been here for a while and I hope he'll still be here when
you come back through. So make sure you stop by anytime. Well,
appreciate that. Yeah, you look like you're pretty stocked up. You guys
heading out today? Yeah, that's playing, I think so all right,
heading to Fedros. I think that's the way it we'll go. It's on
the way to Tepperville. Okay, all right, we'll keep an eye out
for Becky and Diane, make sure that they are you know. Yeah,
we'll stop and check with him. I'd hate to hear if anything bad happened
to him. Yeah, it'd be ashamed. Yep. All right, stop
and check in with him. Well, happy travels, appreciate your time.
Sure, yep. I have a good one and I might go back to
chopping Wood. I think I'm gonna take Valley and go load up the wagon
and get that ready to go. Okay, yep, yeah, you do
see a couple other like like wagons here and stuff. You could probably buy
one of those. Can we afford it? I don't know. It's a
pretty tight stringer walking on right now. You know, I'm all for it.
Maybe on payments. If you get a new one, your insurance rates
are gonna go way out, especially if it's red. You know, I've
heard it's better to lease. Actually depends on the miles you're gonna put on
it. You can trade it in every year for the newer model was supposed
to come out next year. You guys walk up and there's a guy's like,
hey, I see you got your eye on this bad boy wax it
a couple of times on the side, saying fall off a trunk space,
you got a hitch, I need something with a trunk. Monkey's true.
You find a wagon that kind of fits your needs and they want to charge
his sixty five gold for it. We could put a Melley in the trunk.
A horse would be another twenty five gold for a total of ninety excuse
there. I'm sure there's room to haggle. Go for it in Go for
it, Bill, Go for it. Someone do your thing. Bill.
Yeah, I'm gonna I think that's I think that's probably a little pricey.
This his last year's model. The horse I forget. Look at him.
His shoes are all worn out, his toes are poking out. While he's
doing that talk, I got the Lebard, not my chrisma check out.
Yeah, what in the labin on my charismas? Check? Okay? All
right, He's like, all right, well, I'll tell you what.
You guys look like an honest group of people. I mean, I'm just
looking at you. Look at you. You tell them that old Dickie,
how are we here? And Phosia gave you the hookup. You send any
referrals back my way to old Dickie, and I'll cut you a deal down
to seventy five gold for this stuff. I'll even throw a new saddle in
here. Sounds like a deal on man. I check out the horse,
okay, whispering his ear, it's this guy on the level. The horse
Finster's back. This guy's a dick that's what I thought. His parents knew
it as soon as they had him. That's why they call him Dicky.
His real name is Roger. Listen here, Roger, you ain't taking nothing
more than fifty gold, So excuse me, sir. I believe that whose
animal has been mistreated? I've been mistreated? Who told you such a thing?
Uh? You call him the worst of liar Roger. The horse looks
over its head, does a little horse like kickback things side eye, just
wink at him, and Roger's like, fuck you. Fine sixty five gold,
no less fifty and we won't tell anybody. Make one more rule,
okay, make one one. You guys are richly. We want to stay
that way. Oh nine, cruise back nine at nine, he says,
fine, fifty gold. But you know what, I am not giving you
the feedbags or the saddle, and he takes his saddle back off. You
don't need the saddle. It's fine worth beat it hot hock, and so
hold the wagon anywhere, all right, see a way to Roger. That's
when that is in. The horses feedback his hot pockets with like grain inside
corn disassemble. Oh yeah, I suppose it's dicky. Yeah, we'll send
him your way. All right. That's what your mom said. I'm Commander
Shepherd, and this is my favorite store on Citadel Station. Everybody roll travel
checks four fourteen seventeen. All right, all right, so no travel events
as you guys, head to Posha. This concludes this episode of A Fool's
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on your favorite platform to listen to Oh Fools Quest. I was like,
yeah, that's my parking lot. Five bucks. I'm like, I don't
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guys, check yourself before you'll wickular chunky check. I was like, Mike,
did you turn your off for a second? But then he said,
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all right you guys ready ready, Yeah, I suppose all right. I
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part it? On the other side, I don't want to be really don't
talk about the como. Uh for those of you listening, I don't grow
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