WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:03.359 Hey, look, he's a day. Look he's a day. Look, 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:14.480 hey have everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. Unfortunately, you know 3 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:20.199 we are gonna have to start this episode off on a somber note. I'm 4 00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:25.399 here with Kingston obviously, but Derek obviously is not here with us. He 5 00:00:25.399 --> 00:00:31.920 couldn't join us today. He is, he's he's very, very busy crafting 6 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:38.600 a spear out of old Native American bones. I don't know why, but 7 00:00:38.679 --> 00:00:45.759 in his stead we have eminem here. We have an eminem here as a 8 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:50.880 replacement guest. And yeah, how's it going? Man? Yeah, man, 9 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:57.320 fucking welcome. I feel very welcome. Then. I'm just here to 10 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:02.840 promote my new hair dye, and I got a single coming out, I 11 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:08.799 gotta I gotta coming out called Wini, which is better than Mussolini and who 12 00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:17.599 also likes to eat Linguini and who has well, this is a sneak peak 13 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:19.640 to the song. Huh, sneak peaks the song you're giving us, so 14 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:23.439 maybe you know, to be honest, the song isn't even finished yet. 15 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:32.599 I haven't even even just announced the song before it was even remotely like, 16 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:34.560 He's just like, you know what I gotta I gotta get I got a 17 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:37.879 lot of fire under my ass, and I'm coming out with a song this 18 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:42.760 Friday. And then he's gonna even it's called and he hasn't even he hasn't 19 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:48.359 even sat down to write anything. He's like, I'll just say a lark. 20 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:53.280 Literally, it's literally, I'll set alarm clock early six am on Friday 21 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:57.159 or on uh yeah, thirty first, and then I'll I'll figure it out. 22 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:01.879 It's literally just uh, it's just about magicians. That's it's not even 23 00:02:01.879 --> 00:02:06.280 really it's not even like a clever it's not even like a clever like metaphor 24 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:09.919 or anything. It's it's just he's just talking about cool magicians that he likes. 25 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:15.800 He's like, I like Houdini. He's cool, and I don't even 26 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:20.960 know I hate rap now. It's just like it's so choppy, but not 27 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:29.520 in a like chopping angry like and then he'll get all playful like I don't 28 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:34.280 I don't know what happened, like it doesn't he don't. You Just have 29 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:37.599 you ever have you ever just gone back and listened to something you made a 30 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:38.759 long time ago and be like, yeah, I should do this, Maybe 31 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:43.520 I like this, I should Maybe I should go back and draw inspiration from 32 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:50.479 this time. And I don't mean like his hateful like but like his flow 33 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:55.759 is good back then. I don't know what happened. How does that happen? 34 00:02:55.919 --> 00:03:00.520 Yeah, I don't know. He's older. Dude, Your your sense 35 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:06.080 of what you enjoying your art form change, especially over twenty something years, 36 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:09.439 nearly about it, literally in two years. His first mix tape came out 37 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:15.439 thirty years ago. Dude, if Infinity was his first one, not Infinity, 38 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:20.759 and Infinity was his first one. I think infinite infinite infinite. That 39 00:03:20.919 --> 00:03:24.360 is almost thirty years. That's ninety six, right, yeah, bro, 40 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:29.560 yeah, thirty years. You change, you know, like it's not he 41 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:34.000 just you know, no, he's gay. But Kanye, I guess I 42 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:38.520 guess that the issue one knew like kinds of styles, it's just how they 43 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:42.960 are. The issue I guess would be that, like if he didn't change, 44 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:45.759 people would also kind of that would also be a problem for people. 45 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:50.159 It would be a problemly like the same exactly critics, but they don't matter. 46 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:54.800 That's the thing. Like you look at a band like uh disturbed, 47 00:03:55.919 --> 00:04:00.719 Like they they're there, their shows are always sold out, they're always they're 48 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:03.000 fine, even though people make fun of them for like, oh, every 49 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:08.879 song sounds the same essentially, like their fans don't give a flying fuck about 50 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:14.759 that even in any in any capacity. And so if but if if Disturbed 51 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:16.680 came out and they're like, you know what, We're gonna start making circus 52 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:20.040 music, people would be like, Yo, what the fuck just happened? 53 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:24.600 Like he's just like, you know, like he's just going that And then 54 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.920 there's that no, no, like I don't actually want to hear that. 55 00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:30.040 I'm be honest, I actually want to hear that now that I now that 56 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:32.600 I put that out to the world, I want to hear something like this 57 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:36.800 is crazy that fucking circus song that's one of the most famous songs ever. 58 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:42.279 Bro, isn't crazy that circuit? Do you do you know like the like 59 00:04:42.319 --> 00:04:45.439 the actual story behind that circus song? Not at all? Like do you 60 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:48.720 know what that is that is supposed to? Like that so that that is 61 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:53.639 it? That is like was originally composed And I'm not this sounds like something 62 00:04:53.639 --> 00:04:56.639 I would make up because it is really funny, but it's actually true. 63 00:04:57.879 --> 00:05:02.959 Is like it's called March of the Gladiat and it was meant for warriors. 64 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:09.360 Can you think of it like a can you think of like a genuine can 65 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:17.199 you think of a more degrading over time reputation for anything? Like is there 66 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:21.519 anything that has had his reputation degraded? I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding 67 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:27.680 that is that is the historical origin of that song? Who's composed for like 68 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:33.360 just from when the gladiators are entering the Colisseum. It's insane. I think 69 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:38.879 the idea of that song so no, it doesn't sound right, of course 70 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:43.519 because we're so fucking accustomed to it being clown oriented, but like it's real. 71 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:46.720 The idea of hearing that song while you're about to get killed is wild. 72 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:51.000 Like you're trying to find another man off your body and that shit's blaring 73 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:56.199 and you're hearing that You're like no, no, and he's trying to bash 74 00:05:56.279 --> 00:06:00.319 ahead in a rock I'm not think getting your penis scraped off by a lion 75 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:06.759 to that music? What is crazy? This is a check composer, Julius. 76 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:11.639 I'm not even gonna try. Like his last name is fuck with a 77 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:15.959 bunch of like squiggles and ship like Julius fuck is basically his last name. 78 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:19.360 I'm not even gonna try to pronounce how it actually is. But uh yeah, 79 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:24.079 yeah, you're right, Entry of the Gladiators, But yeah, it 80 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:29.560 says military march, composed in eighteen ninety seven. And uh, I what 81 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:32.680 is the it is the original version? Like what is the original version of 82 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:38.959 it? Like what is more orchestral? It has to be modified? The 83 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:46.040 original sounds more orchestral, but it's still goofy that like that is such a 84 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:50.000 that is such a vibe that would not get you hyped up for anything other 85 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:56.439 than it does sound like festivity and games. It is not sound that does 86 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:00.040 not sound like military, which fair, which to be fair, I guess, 87 00:07:00.279 --> 00:07:03.199 yeah, I guess. I mean to them it was though, I 88 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:05.800 like it was it was less about glad because they didn't give a shit about 89 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:09.199 the gladiators, you know what I mean. They wouldn't be putting them in 90 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:11.720 the in front of lions if they cared about it. They were just like, 91 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:15.519 we want to pay so for them. I guess it was like basically 92 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:18.000 like a carnival. It's like, hey, everybody, look who's coming in. 93 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:27.240 It's the entertainment. I'm just trying to buy food or eat bread. 94 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:30.360 I'm just trying to picture an army doing, because you know, you always 95 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:33.480 see those marches and they're all in Unison doing all that ship and it looks 96 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:38.000 like, well, it's crazy. I'm trying to picture what is it the 97 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:42.959 check I don't know what I'm assuming if since the check guy wrote it, 98 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:46.480 it's that kind of army. Oh god, yeah, I'm seeing. No, 99 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:53.000 that looks that that's bad. I'm seeing. I like the video. 100 00:07:53.399 --> 00:07:56.720 The video is called what I'm looking at right Now. It says how the 101 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:07.040 clown song was meant to be played, like it's like that listens, no, 102 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:11.079 but listen for real, like really think about this for a second. 103 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:16.399 Is there anything anything now? And I was talking about like individuals, because 104 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:18.519 individuals, of course, like you have like Bill Cosby and fucking you know, 105 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:24.439 people have had their reputations absolutely tanked. Is there is there any thing 106 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:33.320 that has had its original purpose squandered so deeply as this song going from like 107 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:37.799 a march for gladiators or an entry for gladiators to a fucking clown anthem? 108 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:43.360 Is there anything the American government? This is the worst. This is the 109 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:48.039 worst, like you look at like the definitely some people were saying, this 110 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:54.200 is like this is actually a perfect this is a perfect like this perfectly describes 111 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:58.519 the vibe of the they said, the Austro Hungarian armies in the twentieth century. 112 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:01.000 So this thing, this actually does make perfect sense. So these are 113 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:05.960 people that are probably kind of disrespecting that region saying like yeah, yeah, 114 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:09.720 this actually, this is this this it captures it perfectly. I can't speak 115 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:16.039 on that obviously, but yeah, that is that. That's got to be 116 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:20.000 disheartening for especially the people over there that probably had pride when they heard that. 117 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:24.840 Right, like these like seventeenth century people were like, this is this 118 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:26.399 is this is the ship, this is our ship. And then I don't 119 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:31.480 know how many years later, how many years later that it it became like 120 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:35.799 the clown thing because this guy, say wrote in eighteen ninety seven, so 121 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:39.080 it was almost a turn of the century for them. And then at some 122 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:46.320 point, like in the nineteen hundreds it turned into clown music, like and 123 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:48.559 it's like, was it it? Maybe during World War One it was like 124 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:54.000 propaganda or something. I wonder what happened, because that's that's fucking sad. 125 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:58.559 Yeah, I'm damn game, I'm super I would watch I think I would 126 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:03.159 watch it documentary all about the Fall of the clown song, like I'm so 127 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:11.159 genuinely curious about, like, like how like the steps the rise and fall 128 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:13.360 of the Clowns are I'm like, when did it start? Like did it 129 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:16.399 start ironically? Was it like, Oh, I've got an idea, we're 130 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:18.639 gonna like, we're gonna bring in clowns, but we should do it to 131 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:22.480 like bad like when they still thought it was bad ass, you know what 132 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:26.000 I mean, saying let's bring in let's start with this badass music. But 133 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:30.000 then like we're just gonna send in clowns and that'll be the joke. And 134 00:10:30.039 --> 00:10:33.240 then people obviously when they were in the nineteen hundreds, they had no real 135 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:35.600 means of even knowing what that song was, so they were like, oh, 136 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:41.480 clowns. And then it's just I'm so fascinated by it. Yeah, 137 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:48.279 somebody said it sounds goods from it, but I the intro like that, 138 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:50.519 it doesn't sound bad. I'm sorry that that d No, no, no, 139 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:54.759 no, that does not sound cool to me in any capacity. It 140 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:58.399 sounds completely like show tunes. It sounds like you're supposed to be dancing, 141 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:05.320 not marching. It sounds like like somebody is dancing. Somebody has even like 142 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:07.600 the ring master is like leading something. You know, it doesn't sound like, 143 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:11.759 oh yeah, look at it. We gotta take this serious. This 144 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:16.399 is a serious song. It doesn't sound serious. It doesn't sound bad, 145 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:20.559 but it doesn't sound serious to sing a serious note to us separate clowns from 146 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:22.840 it? Like, how do you even do? Like how do you do 147 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:26.879 that? Like, I really, I can't. I can't do it, 148 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:30.639 can't do it. All your knowledge of it is involving clowns. You can't 149 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.159 do it. You're no, But that's what I'm saying. It's like seventy 150 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:35.360 seventy's like, oh, it sounds good if you separate class from it. 151 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:37.960 It's like, how do you do that? That's impossible. I mean it's 152 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:41.799 like it's like, oh man, what it sounds really good if you separate 153 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:45.759 the guitar from it. It's like how yeah, what what do you mean? 154 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:46.960 I mean, yeah, you can't at this point, because yeah, 155 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:52.080 I literally just found that today, the day of the fifth of the twenty 156 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:58.399 ninth of March twenty twenty twenty four is when I found out the purpose of 157 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:01.480 this song. So my entire life, my my thirty six years of life. 158 00:12:01.559 --> 00:12:07.279 I thought this was literally a circus song. And uh I, which 159 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:11.759 is I remember when the clown World meme or whatever started propping up and people 160 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:16.080 started using that song a lot, and there's a there's a version on YouTube 161 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:20.799 that has tens of millions of views, and I just assumed that's the original 162 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:26.679 song, not a fucking marching band type of vibe. So this is fucking 163 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:31.600 hilarious to me. They're like, oh, how come, I'm surprised no 164 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:33.960 one ever mentioned this to me before this? All right, fair enough? 165 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:39.399 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how I learned that I found 166 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:43.399 I think I think it was probably I was probably scrolling on TikTok and they 167 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:45.840 caught my attention. It was one of the few things that it's like, 168 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:50.799 damn, this is such a one, Like, noom, did you know 169 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:56.639 that clown? I think are eating puppies? Also look at this, Yeah, 170 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.960 well they do eat dogs. I've seen. I've watched I've seen a 171 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:03.000 clown eat a dog before. Like that's not like a like at least twice 172 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:07.120 the fuck a Dolph until it popped. But like, damn, yeah it 173 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:15.080 was SeaWorld, the SeaWorld. At SeaWorld, they do have that clown and 174 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:20.240 they let loose he's in fact on the water way longer than humans should be 175 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:22.440 able to. Like it's crazy, like he's under there longer than the whales. 176 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:26.440 Art's wild, you know how, Like you know I've been doing like 177 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.080 we we've been doing all that gay ship, the gay cover ship and all 178 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:35.919 this stuff. Uh so in I don't know, middle school or something, 179 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:39.759 system of a down's popping and we were like it was basically one of those 180 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:43.799 things, was like, well, what how about Semen of a Clown? 181 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:50.879 And it became like a like somebody drew like a my friend drew like a 182 00:13:50.919 --> 00:13:52.240 really good picture because he's like a really good artist. So then there's just 183 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:58.759 a clown holding Seamen in his hand, and that was like the cover art 184 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:03.399 of the band Semen a clown like the jar of it or like just it 185 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.879 was just dripping in his hand. He's just holding it in his hand and 186 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:09.559 it was dripping out of his hand like he just busted in his hand like 187 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:13.480 he was he was fucking edging for a while. He was probably edging like 188 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.759 all day and then he just busting his hand and it was just his hand, 189 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:20.240 which I could see a clown doing. That's fucking great, busting into 190 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:24.960 The busting into the palm of your hand is such vile fucking it's so primitive 191 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:28.399 feeling. It's primitive feeling. I don't know if I like, there's so 192 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:31.279 many steps behind what a human should be. I don't think I've ever came 193 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:35.759 in my hand before, and I've never done that come in my hand before. 194 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:41.320 There's no way that definitely come my hand before. You've wait, Cake 195 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.039 said, hold on, wait, hold on. I'm definitely really like, 196 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:46.799 I've definitely beat my deck and like, and then you just came and it 197 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:50.159 got on my hand. I was like, it was like it was the 198 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:54.720 holding your hand out, oh no, like, can I have some more, 199 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:56.679 sir? And it comes falls in my bombs. No, I've never 200 00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:03.519 done that. You were doing Oliver twisted, beating off you're doing it. 201 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:16.960 I somehow was playing both roles all the fucking Constable and Oliver twists roll yeah, 202 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:26.960 yeah, oh man, and PLoP in my own hands. There you 203 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:31.440 go. There you got so on the day that we're recording, on the 204 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:35.960 day that we're recording this, on the day that we're recording this, there 205 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:41.159 is no real news Tomorrow, which is going to be Thursday, there will 206 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.559 be like a state of Place is probably gonna be a bunch of new games 207 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.919 and stuff they're talking about. Yeah, I'm not even gonna be able to 208 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:50.120 cover around Sacred because they announced it today for tomorrow and I have a doctor's 209 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:54.039 appointment tomorrow, So like, okay, cool, thanks. I love it 210 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:58.399 when they do that. It's really really epic and cool. But so maybe 211 00:15:58.399 --> 00:16:00.639 we'll we'll probably talk about that next episode. But I forgot to mention at 212 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:03.559 the top of the show. Although I guess we're only sixteen minutes and so 213 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:11.399 it's not that big of a deal. Next the upload schedule for main episodes 214 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:15.399 will be impeded slightly. We're going to there's one episode that's going to be 215 00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:22.600 missing because Derek is going to be officially moving. He's going to be transporting 216 00:16:22.639 --> 00:16:26.759 all of his belongings. And Derek edits the show, so and he has 217 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:30.600 access to all the back end stuff. So like that's kind of like our 218 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:37.639 he's kind of like our Achilles Heel in that he's very important. So Friday's 219 00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:40.399 episode is not going to be recorded. We're going to pick things up back 220 00:16:40.399 --> 00:16:41.720 on Monday. There will still be extra amas and stuff. I'll probably even 221 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:45.799 do a solo one just to make up for extra stuff. But I do 222 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.799 want to make that clear before and we'll there'll be a post on the Patreon 223 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:52.399 talking about all this too, But I just want everybody to be aware of 224 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:56.320 that so they're not confused about, like where's everything. We're in the motions 225 00:16:56.360 --> 00:17:00.039 of getting things set up over here. I've made some purchases for the office 226 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:04.599 already that should be arriving in the next two days or something. I'm gonna 227 00:17:04.599 --> 00:17:11.039 build a space up as we figure that. As we figure that process out, 228 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:15.440 though, give us your feedback, because we are going to be fucking 229 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:18.160 We're gonna be fucking with stuff, We're gonna be changing stuff, we're gonna 230 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:23.880 be fucking with the setup and all that nonsense. So feel free to let 231 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:27.519 us know. Patroon dot com, slash a snark tank, all that all 232 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:32.880 that jazz, snark Tank dot shop for merchandise. Get yourself a nice little 233 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:38.359 little gay shirt so you can get bullied. H Yeah, I wonder, 234 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:47.160 I wonder how many people have worn that scumbag shirt and just completely bewildered people 235 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:53.720 with it. That's my face is that I love that along with that guy, 236 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:59.440 I look like I look like I have like severe special needs in that 237 00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:02.599 image. Brow. The thing about that picture though, is that, like 238 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:06.880 I love that picture because it doesn't look like you exactly. That's why it's 239 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:11.960 so fucking wild. It looks like someone attempting to draw me from memory that 240 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:18.880 heard about me. Not all right, Yeah, I guess I could do 241 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:22.759 it. Yeah, so that's all this guy a little loopy. Oh by 242 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:26.400 the way, people, uh, if you uh, if you could, 243 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:30.200 because a lot of you have been tagging, which is awesome, but also 244 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:36.279 like say on Twitter or Instagram wherever, uh send a senator ship because I 245 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:40.079 want to at some point, I wanna, I wanna collage this ship. 246 00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:45.119 I wanna I want to display you beautiful people and and kind of show everybody, 247 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:48.799 uh, you know, do some proper do some proper promos for our 248 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:52.559 shop, things that you know, things that businesses are supposed to do that 249 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:56.319 we we just we just don't do. And uh yeah it would be It 250 00:18:56.319 --> 00:19:00.400 would be really cool. And then you guys can see your ugly ass faces 251 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:06.559 on some post or something. But yeah, we would, we would like 252 00:19:06.599 --> 00:19:10.039 real fans with them. Because I thought about just like I thought about like 253 00:19:10.200 --> 00:19:11.240 ordering like a bunch of them and then just like modeling them. It's like, 254 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:15.359 yeah, I don't know, it feels I guess, I guess maybe 255 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:18.759 that's cool, but like, uh, it feels there's something out of that 256 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:23.279 feels very strange. But yeah, so uh do all that there was something, 257 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:26.559 Oh my god, there was something I wanted to Oh god, damn 258 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:32.000 that reminded me of something and then I lost it. Damn it. I 259 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:37.119 hate it when it happens. I feel like we're doing senile immediately. I 260 00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:41.400 did that last time, it's gone. I got for completely got what I 261 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:44.720 was gonna do. I was upset, and I just went to bed because 262 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:51.759 you just you do feel like you're going crazy. You feel like you're I'm 263 00:19:51.799 --> 00:19:56.920 too young to be. It's really disheartening. It's it. It's really disheartening 264 00:19:57.119 --> 00:20:00.759 how flawed the brain is and knowing that, like we're just kind of stuck 265 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:06.759 within it. Like I really don't like like you, like you really you 266 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:10.519 have every single memory that you've ever accumulated, Like you have it, like 267 00:20:10.559 --> 00:20:17.839 it's there, you just can't access it whenever you want them. And then 268 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:21.480 you grab some for the day and you take those with you, but usually 269 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:23.279 grab the ones you use the most, and the other ones you just leave 270 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:27.359 in there, so like they're all in here, but you gotta like catching 271 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:32.480 fish. It's like you probably not going to catch the right one. Sometimes 272 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:38.400 I really terrible. Yeah, we gotta start taking that Joe Rogan stuff like 273 00:20:38.599 --> 00:20:42.480 Alpha something or brain ship or oh yeah, we gotta take alpha brain. 274 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:47.759 We gotta make sure we gotta make alpha brain. We gotta make sure we 275 00:20:47.799 --> 00:20:51.720 take our brain supplements. Yeah, that's what's missed, so that way we 276 00:20:51.799 --> 00:20:56.440 don't uh, that's what's missing. We gotta take some imectin. I've been 277 00:20:56.440 --> 00:21:03.440 hearing really glowing reviews about that. Yeah. Yeah, we'll help with my 278 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:04.920 worms too, because I do have worms. I have a worm issue. 279 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:07.559 I don't know if you guys. I don't know if you guys have a 280 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:10.359 worm issue. But like every time I wake up, I if I wake 281 00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:12.359 up in the middle of the night, I will I will sometimes catch them, 282 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:18.279 like like wiggling around in my bed. H do you ever you ever 283 00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:22.079 have this issue? Kingson? No, when I wake up, I'm full 284 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:26.920 of I'm covered in sweat, coming pissed, so nothing ever, it's nothing 285 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:29.759 near me. It's just my sweat coming piss. I buy a new bed 286 00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:33.200 every other day. You don't have a worm problem. Can you can you 287 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:38.279 imagine moving Derek was just looking for places. Derek was just looking for places, 288 00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:41.200 and he was talking. He talked like last one of the one of 289 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:44.039 the last episodes about like walking into an apartment and they just didn't even bother 290 00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:47.680 to hide the roach problem. How would you feel if like you walked into 291 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:49.519 an apartment you were they were selling this to you and it had a worm 292 00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:56.920 problem and you could see you could see the worms coming up from the from 293 00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:03.000 the floor, from like the lamined flooring or like theo like the regular earthwors 294 00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:07.640 digging their way up through Are we talking about like we're just like normal, 295 00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:11.599 just norm. I mean they're not regular. They're not regular if they're eating 296 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:15.160 through carpet to pop up in your hat. But for all purposes, yes, 297 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:18.599 I mean I think it's it's not as bad as you can hear them 298 00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:23.559 coming up and they're banding the floorboards. You're like, you hear they're bending 299 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:30.279 the floorboards a little like what is doing that? He got he got worms? 300 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:33.640 Sorry? Man, I mean obviously you don't take the place. It's 301 00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:37.400 not to me, it's not as disgusting as roaches. But you're still not 302 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:41.000 taking a worm, And what if it's like fourteen dollars a month, what 303 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:44.960 is it fourteen dollars a month, but there's a lot of worms. Fourteen 304 00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:48.799 dollars a month. I take it because I would just use the rent that 305 00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:51.920 I was going to pay for a normal apartment to just have them all the 306 00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:56.559 worms exterminated, if well, as long as they can be ext what if 307 00:22:56.559 --> 00:23:00.920 they exterminate the worms. What if they exterminate the worm and then it doubles 308 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:03.039 the amount of worms? Like You're like, I got it, they got 309 00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:06.799 them, and then you come back the next day and the worm problem has 310 00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:10.440 gotten the word. Yeah, like there you can't even see your floor anymore. 311 00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:15.279 It's just it's just worms. It's like the floor just looks like it's 312 00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:21.160 it's just moving. It looks it looks like a looks like a tongue, 313 00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:23.039 looks like a fucking tongue. It's just a bunch of pink on the floor. 314 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:29.759 You're like, hmm, what was the last time? When was the 315 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:33.799 last time, earnestly that you saw a worm? I saw I see worms 316 00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:37.000 every time it rains over here, because we're like there's like grass. Yeah. 317 00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:42.880 Sometimes when I was lasting Cali, Yeah, but like but like up 318 00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:48.400 like up close. I mean they picked one up and you put it in 319 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:51.440 your hand and like scared it it or something. What do you mean up 320 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:56.359 close? Yeah, exactly, Like it's like like like you got up like 321 00:23:56.400 --> 00:24:00.559 super close to it and just watched it worm around. I never do that. 322 00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:04.920 I've never never been fascinated with water worm like that because I'm not a 323 00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:11.279 fucking I'm not a beast. That's why crazy. I don't do that. 324 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:15.400 I don't believe that at all. They're they're boring because we were adults and 325 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.119 they're worms. But like when you're when you're a kid, you're fascinated by 326 00:24:18.160 --> 00:24:21.079 that stuff. I remember like some kid. I remember this kid in our 327 00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:22.960 school. I was his name Dakota. No, it wasn't Dakota. It 328 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:29.359 was somebody else, somebody I was in like third grade I think, and 329 00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:30.720 I remember sitting in the cafeteria and he was like, look, look a 330 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:34.599 worm. It's like what he picked it up, he dropped it on my 331 00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:40.680 fucking food, and I was like, you're an asshole. But then also 332 00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:41.960 like I was transfixed by it. I was like staring at I was like, 333 00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:45.039 what the fuck is this? Because I think I had ever seen, 334 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:48.920 Like I think I've ever seen or registered a worm before. I just knew 335 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:52.519 what they were from like cartoons and like fucking I don't know the game. 336 00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:56.400 I definitely eating worms before. I didn't when I was very small. I 337 00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:03.319 didn't know regular worms and gummy worm. Fuck crazy kid, you're that kid 338 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:07.640 for it. Okay, first of all, for insinuating that I'm insane for 339 00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:11.720 simply looking at a worm as somebody who was eating them before. It is 340 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:15.240 so agreed. Because I read them. I realized I was a beast for 341 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:18.400 doing it, and then I became a human again. Now you don't have 342 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:22.319 to realize you're a beast. You just know that intrinsically when you're picking up 343 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:23.880 a worm and about to eat it. You know before that that you're a 344 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:27.000 bet when you're little. When you're little, and I've had gummy worms, 345 00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:32.039 and I didn't know that there was a difference. I thought you could eat 346 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:36.720 worms. That's so crazy, that's like that is that is It's just I 347 00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:38.519 didn't know there was a difference. I was literal, There's no way this 348 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.519 is real. It's still dumb, don't get me wrong, because other kids 349 00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:45.480 don't do it. It's a dumb thing. If you're old enough. Defending 350 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:48.960 the stupidness to eat gummy worms means you have teeth, right, you have 351 00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:56.400 teeth to eat chewing them because you probably uh you probably possibly just trying to 352 00:25:56.720 --> 00:26:00.400 swallow them without fucking chewing them. So I have teeth, which means you're 353 00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:04.640 old enough to know better, like four or five, Yeah, you should 354 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:08.920 know better. The worm moves and the gummy worm it was so stupid. 355 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:19.400 God. Also, I'm not defending. I'm not defending. It's not your 356 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:25.880 defend again, it's the indignancy that you showed when I just simply mentioned because 357 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.960 you're under you're under the microscope, not under the microscope. I'm taking my 358 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:34.359 hits, but you're you gotta take yours. See, there's there is no 359 00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:38.759 comparison between looking at and you were like gotting to go through your hands. 360 00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:42.000 You're like, well, I like these, and I was I would have 361 00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:45.400 walked up to your table, took it off your hand and ate it. 362 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.359 Well, I didn't pick it up. I was just like looking at it, 363 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:52.039 like like I remember like staring at like just I just remember being a 364 00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.000 kid like staring at bugs, dude, just like I remember there was like 365 00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:57.759 this big ant hell like outside of our school. That was like I remember 366 00:26:57.759 --> 00:27:00.839 just saying, it's like, what the fuck, that's a man, what 367 00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:03.720 the what the fuck? What the fuck? I was like fascinated by it. 368 00:27:03.799 --> 00:27:07.960 I hated them, but exactly once because you've seen it. Once you've 369 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:10.480 seen it, you're like, all right, Like caterpillars, I like how 370 00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:12.119 they got to the top of things and like roared, Yeah, we have 371 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:15.319 to, we have to go to They're like go to the top of flowers 372 00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:19.839 and like I'm like, why they why do they do that? Why do 373 00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:26.319 they all do that? We had fuzzy I love that. Fuzzy black ones. 374 00:27:27.240 --> 00:27:32.519 The fuzzy black caterpillars are awesome. Those are one bug that I would 375 00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:37.240 funk with, like because they're just they look like they look like a like 376 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.400 caterpillars in general, they're interesting looking. Yeah, yeah, they're like they're 377 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:45.559 like lumpy worm centipedes, but they're not as gross as either. Things that 378 00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:49.200 its components of is like, I respect you become a butterfly. Butterflies are 379 00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:53.400 kind of beautiful. I respect, I don't care. I don't really care 380 00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:56.279 that it becomes a butterfly. Like that's like I actually think, I actually 381 00:27:56.319 --> 00:28:00.960 think butterflies are more disgusting than caterpillars are. But really, yeah, I 382 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:06.119 mean from a close up. Yeah, I think if you get close up 383 00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:07.839 to a caterpillar, it'scheuter than a butterflies, you know what I mean? 384 00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:11.680 Yeah, that's true. But now I think they're just a SpongeBob thing, 385 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:18.119 bro, Like, who's like, butterflies hardly stay still. Usually people see 386 00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:21.880 them flying around. Who the fuck was like actually observing them, That's what 387 00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:26.200 I'm saying. But I feel like that's just a fucking I've definitely that's like 388 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.880 a SpongeBob bit that like made you think that, No, it's not a 389 00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:34.799 SpongeBob thing. Probably is a well, no, I just don't want to 390 00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:37.559 flying. You don't know. I don't know anymore. I don't know, 391 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:40.759 really, I don't know, to be honest, but I know I don't 392 00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:45.200 like I don't like flying insects, like I don't. I really, I 393 00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:52.039 don't like wings. I don't. There that is so beautiful they got they 394 00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.079 got great wings. I see so many beautiful butterflies, man, I've seen 395 00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.920 Like I went to the Seattle that like Rainfores Cafe, Yeah, and like 396 00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:04.319 I walked in there and the butterfly tried to they were they're too quick, 397 00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:08.400 They're too They're not too quick, they're too tiny and quick. They're commentary 398 00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:11.119 of the two, or like I'm just like jumping on a beach and I'm 399 00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:17.000 like, I can't get any of my dick is hard. They're like one 400 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:22.480 of my game mods and you're just trying to the the idea, the idea 401 00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:26.240 of kicks it either at like the Bronx Zoo or the or the Botanical Garden 402 00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:32.000 and the butterfly exhibit, the Big Butterfly greenhouse, naked with a fucking erection, 403 00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:37.279 hopping around like a fucking King Kong trying a butterfly. Frustratingly, I 404 00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:41.440 can't handle me. My hands on the ground and the grabb and climbing up, 405 00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:48.720 So what the going on? You're slamming your hands, You're you're slamming 406 00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:52.000 your hands on it. You're jumping up and slamming your hands on the ground, 407 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:53.720 but like they're delayed. It's like one hand clearly goes first and then 408 00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:59.920 the other one's just just really like like I'm way too I'm way too ad 409 00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.000 child. I'm like I'm like at a point where like I just passed the 410 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.079 peak of human agility. So they're just like he's moving around here a little 411 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:12.079 too quick, and he's climbing too fast. You hear over over the in 412 00:30:12.599 --> 00:30:22.000 here like we we we've got cuncerent and butter throgs. Butter over. Remember 413 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:23.319 he is bulletproof. Is no point, no point he using guns. Trying 414 00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:30.839 to calm him down with words and honey, bring chicken and check she's chicken 415 00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.319 rice from who like that? Bonus has to go down a little bit. 416 00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:40.200 Rice. Are there mixed vegetables? Yes? Oh, I forgot the mixed 417 00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:56.240 vegetables and then you run the mix is just corn mix? You know that 418 00:30:56.359 --> 00:31:03.359 scene in in fucking uh never mind? I think I don't know, man, 419 00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:07.119 that's that's a really upsetting. No. But butterflies are beautiful, man, 420 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:15.000 I feel like they're such pretty They're pretty little animals. I love that 421 00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:18.519 that that uh that ribbon at the end of that. Yeah. No, 422 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:23.920 but butterflies, butterflies beautiful like like you were just just he just turned back 423 00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:34.079 into the now you just I think I think butterflies are beautiful. Is a 424 00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:38.559 little bit more like I don't know, like their wings are beautiful. I 425 00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:42.279 mean, the more the more literal thing is, yes, butterflies have beautiful 426 00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:48.680 wings, that is the more literal thing to say beautiful, But they are 427 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:53.960 something because their wings they're coating something because like if you look at all buzzs 428 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:57.960 creepy, like they're all creepy. I really don't like the fuzzy black caterpillars. 429 00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:00.519 Actually I'm looking at I'm looking at caterpillars on the interne right now, 430 00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:02.759 and like, honestly, the fuzzy black ones kind of freak me out. 431 00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:06.599 They look like beards, I guess, probably because they look like like like 432 00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:10.960 almost like a black man's hair. I think, I think, I like, 433 00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:15.640 I like like like a beard or pubes or something like. It's just 434 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.880 I like it. They look like, uh, I I don't like. 435 00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:24.000 I don't like that. I can't quite tell. Although, to be fair, 436 00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:28.519 like I don't know what are those big ass the like well, well 437 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:32.799 they're not always big, I guess, but like the really fuzzy moths that've 438 00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:37.599 seen a moth that shit creeps me. It's like super fucking fuzzy and like, 439 00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:43.279 oh, really, I don't like moths. Why would you why? 440 00:32:43.400 --> 00:32:45.759 They're literally they're cuterer than butterflies. No, they're not. They eat my 441 00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:52.680 clothes. The beauty of a butterfly comes from it's the beautiful patterns on their 442 00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:57.680 wings. Moss patterns are usually like very like draw colors, like they're like 443 00:32:57.799 --> 00:33:01.279 dress like not as pretty, like are like very bright colored wings, but 444 00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:07.759 they're so fucking majestic. What only math are you seeing? Do you know 445 00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:10.279 what a moth? Do you not know what moth looks like? Moths are 446 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.720 not really they're like I'm not just like wait, wait, hold on, 447 00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:16.079 hot, let me let me make sure I'm not talking about like the moths 448 00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:20.720 back where we're from Kingston, the ones that are just fucking bugs. I'm 449 00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.519 talking about the ones that look like fucking the dragon from fucking never ending story. 450 00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:27.440 And you're like, what the how is this real? Real? There's 451 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:30.559 a handful of cool Yeah, there's a handful of moths sellow cool as ship. 452 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:34.960 Here here I'll put I'll put also the chat so you know what I'm 453 00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:42.160 talking about. Here you go the fuzzy ones are I think I put one 454 00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:47.880 in the chat so that looks that looks like like it's not like the fences 455 00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:52.920 looking but they're real. That looks like a destiny thing, you know what 456 00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:54.519 I mean? Like that it looks like a like a fucking thing you would 457 00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:59.839 see like in the in a fucking space video game. Yeah, like there's 458 00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:02.799 a beautiful I think. I really think if you see them in motion and 459 00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:07.119 you see them move, you'll change because they move like mammals. It's really 460 00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:09.719 fucking weird. The way they move is like the way that fucking cats and 461 00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:15.199 dogs move. It's fucking strange. Like they'll they'll like wipe their faces and 462 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:20.519 stuff, and it's like, yo, this is bizarre seeing a fucking tiny, 463 00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:25.079 tiny, tiny tiny bug acting like don't fucking flies do that? Like 464 00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:30.199 disgusting. They're like fucking ship like and it's like right, but they're not 465 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:35.760 fuzzy, so it's like gross. Flies. Flies there the most diss like 466 00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:37.920 I know, but like that's the thing. It's like it literally is the 467 00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:44.840 man you think flies are the most disgusting. I just just because of because 468 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:51.119 of what the what they do they love. Like like if a fly lands 469 00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:53.679 on you, you probably have every fucking like bacteria on you, and that 470 00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:59.440 little people spect because all of the disgusting ship they land on. I was 471 00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:04.280 just like, this thing get away from you. Aren't they the cleanest animal? 472 00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:10.519 Though? Yeah, that's clean as a dog's mouth. So the freak 473 00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:15.760 say that to me, some freak that I remember hearing that once. I 474 00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:19.159 remember, just like flies actually the cleanest. They're actually the cleanest animal because 475 00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:22.239 they fucking they they exist to clean. And it's like that's not how that 476 00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:25.840 works at all. It's like that's not that's not how anything works. But 477 00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:32.559 they're not clean, not even how soap works. Like are you clean exactly? 478 00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:37.280 You should have opened slapped him in the mouth. You should have open 479 00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:44.079 palms slapped him in the mouth. I don't think flies are the grossest insects. 480 00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:51.559 And there's literally dung beatles worse than probably, Like there's just a bundance 481 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:55.400 of them. Whenever there's death around, they just they pretty they fucking party 482 00:35:55.480 --> 00:36:00.519 when something dies. Man, it's disgusting. It's like like you just a 483 00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:04.480 car, you see a carcass, and then the fly girl is having a 484 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:08.800 great time and I'm like, dude, you're dancing on death. It's yeah, 485 00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:17.440 they're fucking eggs dancing. But yeah, you know, I think I 486 00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:21.519 just really hate insects, like I really, I really don't. Yeah, 487 00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.199 I don't f it insects at all. I think there's a beatle related, 488 00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:28.719 like beetle related. I like look cool, like like a Scarab. I 489 00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:32.920 used to be obsessed with scarabs when like old Egyptian ship like and then uh, 490 00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:36.800 and then I got a Then when I was I got older and I'm 491 00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:39.199 like, wait a minute, these guys are subsard. Fuck. I don't 492 00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:44.280 care about these niggas anymore. I don't care about these fucking North African these 493 00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:47.039 motherfuckers. Yeah. I was like when I was younger, it was like, 494 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:52.760 oh, they aren't they are aren't they aren't, like because Egypt is 495 00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:57.960 fucking like that is that is you know the uh you know, not some 496 00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:00.480 of them are. Some of them, of course some of them are, 497 00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:04.840 but like it would be you know, but you know what I mean, 498 00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:08.079 like say, if you know the North I don't think they were by that 499 00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:12.840 moment. No, I don't like it was a thing that like that they 500 00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:17.239 were anymore. That was what that was what I was at least taught back 501 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:22.280 in the day because I wasn't learning like actual history. It was just you 502 00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.440 know, biblical ship or whatever. And you're like, oh, that's cool. 503 00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:29.440 And then I'm like I saw Prince of Egypt and I'm like, hmm, 504 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:34.519 there are people and them niggas don't look like me. What is this 505 00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:38.840 a lot of like this? Well, I mean, I mean the Egyptians 506 00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:44.599 were obviously the egypt The Egyptians were obviously white people. Yeah, there was 507 00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:47.880 just like it was like John Smith. It's uh. They changed the names 508 00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:53.280 later to not be disrespectful because it was so crazy that they went there. 509 00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:59.920 Ye clear. Patrick's actual original name was Cleatus, but they changed Les Patria. 510 00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:07.559 The idea of Europeans going there, old Europeans going there, being like, 511 00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:12.639 this is a really impressive thing. Aliens have done this. They saw 512 00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:17.159 broad nosing. They were like, destroy it. I think that is crazy. 513 00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:27.639 They're like destroy it, destroy destroy it all this, destroy it like 514 00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:34.079 that see the thing about Okay, so here's here's here's the thing that I'm 515 00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:38.800 I'm experienced. So I have I have friends. I have a friend whose 516 00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:45.960 friend just traveled across the country yea, and happened to stop out at Mount 517 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:50.239 Rushmore. By the way, they happened to stop at Mount Rushmore, they 518 00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:54.840 took a picture. It's fucking tiny, man, It's tiny, dude. 519 00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:59.960 And now I'm like, I'm really like, how big is this thing? 520 00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:04.559 Really? Is? The sphinx Like twenty feet wide. I have no fucking 521 00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:07.639 clue. The sphinges, particularly, those are particularly big. The spings and 522 00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:13.920 the pyramids are particularly the pyramids are definitely fucking big. Granted you've seen, 523 00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:17.079 you've seen buildings bigger than them. You're from New York, you've bigger building 524 00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:20.280 of course, of course, of course, but like, yeah, I 525 00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:24.320 mean the pyramid is, but it was gonna be fucked up. The pyramid 526 00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:28.159 I expect to be big. But also like it's not. I don't know 527 00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:32.239 that. I think people really overstate the like it just it's blocks in a 528 00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:37.039 triangle, like I really don't, I don't whatever, Like it's it's not 529 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:38.639 really that impressive. It was hard to be. It's hard to build. 530 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:42.599 It's it would still not be easy easy to build now, it was hard 531 00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.320 to build the way that I can build. I could build the pyramid out 532 00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:50.719 of Popeye's boxes. Chris, Chris, you couldn't build a fire with the 533 00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:53.719 utensils needed to make a fire. If you were explaining to do it, 534 00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:57.800 you might not be able to do it. You're not building a fucking spas, 535 00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:00.559 dude, Because people now were like it would not be very easy. 536 00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:05.280 No, no, I never said hold on hold on, I never said 537 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:07.599 I cold build the sphinx. I'm not a sculptor. I don't know how 538 00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:09.880 to make a face. I could build the pyramids, easy, easy, 539 00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:15.440 give me thirty five forty five minutes. You know, it would take like 540 00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:16.639 a few days. It would take probably like that, maybe like a week. 541 00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:21.880 Mmm. Yeah, I was gonna give you six. You'd suck around 542 00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:22.920 and do it too, and I'd be so mad. I'd be like, 543 00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:30.719 how did you do this? Change history? Everyone? Yeah? Slept eight 544 00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:36.920 hours every night. It's like I slept. I overslept most days. Yeah, 545 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:38.440 man, I was late, Like ah, man, I mean gonna 546 00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:43.400 be here. I mean, you see the problem with nobody else Chris I 547 00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:46.920 he has powers. He's really good at building fucking pyramids. And see what 548 00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:52.320 happened. Nobody actually ever attempted to recreate them. They all they all of 549 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:54.440 them were just talking ship like God, nobody can do this. No one 550 00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:58.760 actually just straight up just tried to do it. And then Chris just dead. 551 00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:02.239 He's like, are you talking about Yeah? I mean there's a there's 552 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:06.480 a grand conspiracy there where. I feel like, I really feel like it's 553 00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:07.840 just like, oh, no one can do it. But if somebody were 554 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.679 to come to the government and be like, yo, can I build a 555 00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:14.119 pyramid, they'd be like, no, there's zoning laws, you can't do 556 00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:16.559 that, or like there's no property to do you can't do it on somebody 557 00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:21.239 else's property, Like no one's allowed to do it, so no one can 558 00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:24.280 so yeah, no one's Yeah, people can't do it because no one's been 559 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:30.320 allowed to there's no room. And in fact, we did do it because 560 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:34.360 we have a fucking pyramid hotel by the way, which is way more impressive 561 00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:37.239 than the fucking pyramid quite frankly, like I mean it's a fucking it's a 562 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:39.880 glass hotel. I mean, like come on, like they show show me, 563 00:41:40.119 --> 00:41:45.760 show me one glass Egyptian hotel. You can't do it, So yeah, 564 00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:50.400 I don't know man. And by the way, mind freak himself Chris 565 00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:54.599 Angel floated above it. They had all this, yeah, all the glass 566 00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:58.679 in the world at their disposal in Egypt, with all that fucking sand. 567 00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:05.840 They could have believed spirits at last. They didn't make anything that pictures. 568 00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:09.280 Those those pictures by the way of the pyramids, where like you could see 569 00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:15.400 that was probably I think, yeah, like where you see like there's like 570 00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:17.840 a street with like a bunch of with like a Denny's and it's like maybe 571 00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:22.119 like four blocks away from the Pyramids and that's where like the city starts. 572 00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:25.639 That that that might be one of the most disheartening images I think I've ever 573 00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:30.280 seen, Like as like when I was a kid becoming an adult. That 574 00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:35.480 was one of the that was one of that was one of the the Wizard 575 00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:38.639 of Oz what is it curtain peel back moments where I was like, oh 576 00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:45.719 man, that's so much less interesting than I initially thought it was because it's 577 00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:52.280 just like the Denny's across the street from the fucking Pyramids. It's insane, 578 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:59.960 but you feel betrayal. Yeah, they always take pictures from like one angle. 579 00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:02.760 It's like you never see the other side of a mount Rushmore where you 580 00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:06.679 can see you never see the other side around Ruhmore. We can see their 581 00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:15.599 testicles hang out from underneath their assholes. The that's amazing hung like a fucking 582 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:21.440 monster because it looks more horse like than human. Like it's crazy. It's 583 00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:24.800 like, what is that? That would be so amazing if there really was 584 00:43:24.840 --> 00:43:30.239 another side of that mountain and if it was actually that, I would want 585 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:34.679 to see funk about the heads. I want to go see their fucking ass, 586 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:38.079 their their fucking cocks and their asses. That's way more funny, that's 587 00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:44.199 way more interesting. Somebody, actually, somebody worked on this. Someone spent 588 00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:47.480 a lot of time to fucking story this ship. That's way more impressive than 589 00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:57.119 some boring ass fucking heads. The curve too. Yeah, someone spent thirty 590 00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:01.599 years crafting all of that with a team, team of skilled engineers. They 591 00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:06.960 went, they went from their thirties into their sixties building that, and they 592 00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:12.119 died. They died before it was finished. Clearly. Yeahs as often as 593 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:17.960 most people did back then. Man, it's a world out there. I 594 00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:22.119 don't know what the fun we're talking about. People should move on to Ah, 595 00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:25.039 yeah, shout out to dead people. Do you want to get into 596 00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:31.760 the questions? Yeah, let's do it, all right, let's get into 597 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:37.800 Uh. We're we're digging in. We're digging in. Okay, we've picked 598 00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:40.519 up until now, we've picked all of the what I consider to be the 599 00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:45.840 best ones, and now we're going to we're going for the ones that we 600 00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:54.519 missed, that we didn't get. All right, So here's here's one. 601 00:44:55.719 --> 00:45:00.000 All right, here's one Damian Sawyers for and he says, would you guys 602 00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:02.599 ever want to get Justin Wang on the show? I think he'd be a 603 00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:06.280 great guess and would fit perfectly in the roster of guests you guys have had 604 00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:09.039 so far. Yeah, for sure. I don't even sure. I guess 605 00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:13.840 I've asked him before. But he's he's often busy, Like every time I 606 00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:15.079 talk to him, like, yeah, I'm about to go on too. 607 00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:21.480 He I'm about do some random ship myself. He's always doing some ship's researching. 608 00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:30.679 He hit me up like or what Yeah, but for sure, Yeah, 609 00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:34.440 well we'll definitely. That's that's that's That's not something that's like out of 610 00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:37.239 the post. It's really just a matter of like anybody that you can think 611 00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:42.159 of. It's really a matter of like scheduling. That's what that's is. 612 00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:44.320 If you know that, I didn't know that. I thought he was way 613 00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:47.800 younger, But he is young. He's like a little older than Derek. 614 00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:54.960 Yeah, he's probably like either something like that. I had no clues anywhere 615 00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:59.239 near close to that age at all. Like what because the ship he talks 616 00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:04.079 about and share is this so fucking delinquent? Isn't? Well he has to 617 00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:06.960 me it actually makes sense when you think about it, because like the stuff 618 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:10.719 that he usually talks about is from his time on the internet where he was 619 00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:14.280 just a little bit older, so he knew all about all of that, 620 00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:17.119 like rotten doc, Like like he he knew way more about it than like, 621 00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:22.079 say, even myself. Or there's so many things that I'm like God 622 00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:25.239 even though he has so much knowledge on some of the most fucked up things 623 00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:30.199 imaginable. And uh, yeah that was that was that age of the internet, 624 00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:32.599 right, because my brother was close. He's close on my brother's age, 625 00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:37.239 and so my brother showed me some of that bullshit. But uh, 626 00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:39.840 you know, the anyway, I just want to say about getting people on 627 00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:45.760 the show, we start doing it in person? Uh is it just from 628 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:51.079 there on out? It would have to be if he was in the area, 629 00:46:51.199 --> 00:46:55.840 right, because or if we how would we do getting somebody on the 630 00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:59.960 show? I mean, I guess we could still do that because I see 631 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:04.679 people do that before. Uh remotely, Yeah, I mean it would I 632 00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:06.760 would like it to be. I would like it to be in person. 633 00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:09.760 But also like if we really, if we had a guess that just simply 634 00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:14.039 couldn't do it, yeah, then I mean we could. We could always 635 00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:15.480 just do this again, you know what I mean? Like, it's not 636 00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:22.800 right. It's not really that that crazy one. There are creators l like 637 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:27.760 all the time. Bro, We're not. It's fine. But I would 638 00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:30.159 generally prefer if we were doing if we were doing a show, to to 639 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:32.880 to get people in person, like whenever when if somebody is like in town, 640 00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:38.280 I would I would imagine that vid Con around that time would be a 641 00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:43.679 pretty busy uh, pretty busy time. We would have to stagger. We'd 642 00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:45.760 have the stagger like things like that. No for sure, Yeah, like 643 00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:54.119 whatever, it's not we'll do that. Yeah, all right, uh stagger 644 00:47:54.199 --> 00:48:06.280 let's see uh up up up, Okay, here we go. Uh uh 645 00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:12.760 okay. Currently getting some sloppy dome from Gollum, rode In says, hello, 646 00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:15.599 you filthy fox. What is the gayest hobby a man can have? 647 00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:21.519 I'm thinking horse riding? Let the discussion begin, ps hearing Sween read out 648 00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:23.880 the credits. Maybe want to rip my eyes out my ass? God bless 649 00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:30.320 you should do it. Don't talk about it. So do you push them 650 00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:34.559 in first to get them closer to your ass? Or do you just reach 651 00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:37.679 up in your ass? Just do it? No, not just do it? 652 00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:42.760 Do it. Send us a video. We'll put it on here. 653 00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:49.679 We'll make it the intro. We'll make it. Don't be afraid do it. 654 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.400 Man. We got you. We got to get you, get your 655 00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:54.199 starting them bro. This this, this question actually made me think of something. 656 00:48:54.840 --> 00:48:58.559 This this question made me think of like and it's funny because it's a 657 00:48:58.599 --> 00:49:00.719 topic that I had thought up. I put it in the text chat recently 658 00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:04.719 just as like an idea of like a springboard in case we ran out of 659 00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:07.760 stuff to talk about. But the idea of like what is the like what 660 00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:13.480 is the gayest straight thing and the straightest gay thing is kind of like the 661 00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:19.599 straightest dancing is bodybuilding. Its bodybuilding. Bodybuilding is extremely gay, right right, 662 00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:22.000 It's it's respect like, it's nothing wrong with it, but it is 663 00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.880 by nature very gay. Especially Yeah, if you build a community and that's 664 00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:31.519 with all these big, fucking sweaty men, it looks very gay porn. 665 00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:36.039 And then the reason and it's and it's respectable even too, because everybody's doing 666 00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:37.840 it just to better themselves, you know, and everyone like in a in 667 00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:42.599 a in a very in a place that you would normally be around people that 668 00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.360 are bodybuilding. Everyone is just simply there to help everybody else do better. 669 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:50.360 When you go to a gym and if you're like an overweight guy, people 670 00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:52.159 are just trying to help you get your get your reps. If you know'm 671 00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:53.800 like, hey, don't teach your form. People get offended easily there. 672 00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:58.519 Sometimes people are like, you know, it's it's it's a vanity thing to 673 00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:02.039 a degree. It is very yeah, like the body because it's not because 674 00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:06.400 a lot of that muscle is pretty fucking useless. It's not it's not operational 675 00:50:06.480 --> 00:50:12.480 muscle at all. It's just like I'm huge, and hey, man, 676 00:50:12.519 --> 00:50:15.239 you earned it, so I I don't I don't think I feel like you 677 00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.920 get your uh, you get your you get you you know how. There's 678 00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:23.920 like everybody has a moment to gloat about something if you put in the work, 679 00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:27.840 like it's to me, it's like that you put in the work. 680 00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:31.320 So it's like somebody like those motherfuckers that will, oh, I beat a 681 00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:36.159 souls born game without getting hit, and it's like, damn, that's insane, 682 00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:39.079 Like here's your flowers or you have here's time for you to like, 683 00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:45.199 motherfucker that spends hours, I'll give you. I'll give you your flowers too, 684 00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:47.039 and like you did a lot to achieve that. So even if it's 685 00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:51.559 not my thing, I can still appreciate it. I mean, well, 686 00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:53.639 the body building thing is my thing. I just like I'm just lazy. 687 00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:58.719 I'm lazy as fuck. So I do want to be Jay. Like every 688 00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:02.119 person that like really boy he builds, they're they're super kind, super sweet, 689 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:05.559 but it's a vanity thing. It is a vain thing. And then 690 00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:10.000 the vanity thing turns into a dysmorphia thing really fast, unfortunately for them as 691 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:15.559 well, because everyone I know that it does that shuit has very very bad 692 00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:19.400 body dys morphia that like really works out, like when they get to that 693 00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:22.760 hard Yeah, without having it in the first place, you can't really get 694 00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:27.519 to that level. Yeah, so they get like really really bad as well. 695 00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:29.880 Because like even our friend Joe, I've spoke to him about it, 696 00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:31.480 Like I had like a real conversation about it with him, because Joe works 697 00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:36.440 out forever and now he's not. He doesn't do it anymore for size, 698 00:51:36.440 --> 00:51:39.280 he does it for functionality. He's about just having a stronger and healthier body 699 00:51:39.280 --> 00:51:42.760 now because it's like because before obvious, when you're younger, it just want 700 00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:45.360 to be swollen, so now he's like, I want to be as healthy 701 00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.000 as I can be, and like that's why he doesn't. He isn't as 702 00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:50.199 wide or as buff the business anymore. And it's like, dude, yeah, 703 00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:52.320 it gets bad sometimes because I see my body compared to all the people 704 00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:55.280 that don't even look real, and it just fucks with my mind. And 705 00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:58.960 then like after a set, like after I deflate, I look in the 706 00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.719 mirror and I feel crazy and it's fucking wild. It's like, that's gay, 707 00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:08.920 that's very it's very it's very gay. Start about gay doing gay things. 708 00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:14.880 Excuse me, Yeah, what's you know what you know, what's the 709 00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:16.960 straightest gay thing? Oh? Dancing? I think I think being like an 710 00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:23.320 oppressional dancer is the straightest gay thing, straight thing, the gayest wait because 711 00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:29.880 you yeah, that works, But because I know ballerinas that will beat the 712 00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:31.760 funk out of other people. They will able to pick them up and slam 713 00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:38.320 them on their fucking necks, and they're like a little bit bigger than Chris 714 00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:45.119 over somebody, and they would over you literally crazy. I would say a 715 00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:51.840 strong niggas something that like, you know, like kind of answering that guy's 716 00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:55.960 question, what just you know, seems the least masculine thing that you could 717 00:52:57.039 --> 00:53:02.800 do is probably knitting because that has always just been historically like a grandma thing. 718 00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:07.159 They kind of like just in like a in like society, like as 719 00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:09.760 a trope. So like if you see like a grown ass man like with 720 00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:14.480 the beard and ships sitting down, he's like crocheting or whatever the fuck you 721 00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:20.119 like, it's just it comes off looking like look at look at this pussy. 722 00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:23.840 But obviously as we go forward to society, none of that ship matters, 723 00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:28.440 right, It's like people are just doing whatever. That's what wild men 724 00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:31.880 do, and I feel like wild men are very masculine. Wildman knitting is 725 00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:43.480 just also just a useful skill like like like that like they live on the 726 00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:47.880 world, you know, like the motherfuckers that like yeah you stupid saying this, 727 00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:52.480 Yeah yeah, like off the off the reservation of people, like they 728 00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:59.480 knit and like crochet, like they fucking gather berries and and like mixed little 729 00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:01.840 tonics. But they would fuck the most. They would fuck people out. 730 00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:06.599 They would just kill them. Yeah. I was always find their pet wolf 731 00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:10.519 dog like whistle two times and able to chop them up. I always find 732 00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:15.800 that dynamic crazy where like oh, women belong in the kitchen women are fucking 733 00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:17.800 cooking all the time and shit, right, But then like you know, 734 00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:22.719 they're professional male chefs and then those survival dudes, they're all cooking all their 735 00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:25.840 own food. So then it's like, how does this, how does this 736 00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:30.760 come about? When like men have always cooked, you know, like you're 737 00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:34.320 you're the the mess sergeants, and the people like, oh, it's all 738 00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:36.840 men in the kitchen in the army and shit like that. It's not women 739 00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:38.599 cooking and shit. So it was a weird thing how that even happened. 740 00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:42.360 Can I make a comment about that? Can I make a weird comment about 741 00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:45.920 that? Like I've always thought it was weird, right because it'd be like, 742 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:50.079 oh, women, women are naturally more passive and all that stuff like 743 00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:53.280 that, right, Yeah, But then you look at like females mammals particularly 744 00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:58.599 often the ones that go out there and get the shit done are the females. 745 00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:02.079 They're the ones that murder things and then bring it back. The men 746 00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:06.039 are the ones that are stronger and big and like they're like fight off other 747 00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:08.760 dudes. But the women's go slaughter and they're like, here's the food. 748 00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:14.880 You bring the food back that doesn't make sense. Animal, it's animal for 749 00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:20.000 animal, I guess predatory mammals. Females hunt, yeah, yeah, not 750 00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:22.920 primates, which is what we are. I feel like they all get their 751 00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:28.079 food there. I feel like primating. Everybody get that food. Have no 752 00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:31.119 idea. It doesn't really like a male or woman think for primates. They 753 00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:36.679 just get food. Kind of well, I mean, you're not necessarily wrong, 754 00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:40.880 but it's also I mean it's very like there's a lot of really hunt. 755 00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:46.400 Well they're not hunting animals. What are you talking what are you talking 756 00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:52.480 about? Well, they really primates. They'll kill each other, that's true. 757 00:55:55.199 --> 00:56:01.760 Other monkey, the video of that monk, that chimp throwing another chimp 758 00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:07.960 is one of the craziest videos. The video over the chimps slamming that other 759 00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:13.039 freaking monkey into the ground like sped up right over and over and over and 760 00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:16.880 over again. The skin came the skin came off of it, like its 761 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:22.559 skin was coming off the monkey because it slammed it into the floor so many 762 00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:30.039 times. And whoa, I said, I swear, I swear it's a 763 00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:35.880 real video. Pretend. Yeah, that's you're inventing that. Sorry, I 764 00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:37.800 remember watching me like I don't. I watched it and I laughed for a 765 00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:40.000 little bit and then it got not funny anymore, and I was like, 766 00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:42.639 this is not funny. I don't want to kill this anymore, and I 767 00:56:42.679 --> 00:56:47.320 turned it off. There are no chimps whatever, dude, Ye no warm 768 00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:52.960 boss, bro, there is no I felt. That's why I almost posted 769 00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:57.519 what is it? Because there's that video or not the video, there's like 770 00:56:57.559 --> 00:57:02.320 some article of of Joe Biden saying there's no genocide in Gaza, and I 771 00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:07.400 almost just replied. I was like quotrated with just that girl's face from Avatar 772 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.920 where he's like there is no war in bossing say, because like what a 773 00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:16.239 fucking saying? Like it's so crazy? What a load of ship dude, 774 00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:22.000 it's bro, he's sleeping at night, bro, just real quick before we 775 00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:24.079 move on. I was he's sleeping at night because he can't stay awake. 776 00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:32.000 No, it was just just like with what you're saying, I was like, 777 00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:36.559 this is so wild. But then like him saying that, and then 778 00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:40.840 I've just been upsepsially watching World War two stuff and watching the propaganda around the 779 00:57:40.840 --> 00:57:44.199 war at that time, and I was like, well, I'm like, 780 00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:50.360 why am I even saying It's literally exactly the same. It is like nothing 781 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.880 has changed at all. The propaganda. Like even when, like say, 782 00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:57.639 I was just watching the firestorm that happened in Germany. I forget which city, 783 00:57:57.639 --> 00:57:59.800 I can't remember off top my head right now, but like, but 784 00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:01.760 people the propaganda was saying, oh, two hundred thousand people were killed, 785 00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:05.039 but it was more like, you know, tens of thousands. But the 786 00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:07.920 whole thing was the Americans were downplaying the fuck out of it. The the 787 00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:12.079 it was like it was like, it's this, it's it's literally the same 788 00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:17.199 thing where there the Churchill was like, ah fucking Churchills, like that was 789 00:58:17.239 --> 00:58:25.239 all good. Nothing Really. What's that video of George Lucas where he's like 790 00:58:25.599 --> 00:58:30.320 it's it's like it's like history, it rhymes, it's rhymes, it's a 791 00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:38.800 history. It's it's like lyrics. It's like, did somebody bashed a chair 792 00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:44.159 over his head after he said that just put him out of fucking commission so 793 00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:47.280 they can Actually he didn't use the force, and he used to force to 794 00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:53.559 stop it. Stop hitting me with that chair, stop it, hey, 795 00:58:53.639 --> 00:59:00.199 dude. The first the triogy is pretty good, man, leave it alone. 796 00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:04.039 The idea of some guy hitting gave over the head with a fucking computer 797 00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:07.519 chair with like one of those with like the fucking like one of the freaking 798 00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:13.920 like like a gamer chair, like a heavy duty one, and it just 799 00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:17.199 goes. He goes, ow, no, no, no, it's one 800 00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:22.119 hit. It's one hit. But it breaks. It breaks the entire chair, 801 00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:28.920 and it's all down the chair, the chair. Every part of the 802 00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:32.000 chair, with the exception of like maybe the part that someone's holding on to 803 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:37.239 hit it with, combusts into dust. Basically like it's just it's all it 804 00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:44.199 might as well be fiberglass. How fine the fragments of that chair have become 805 00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:50.239 and the fabric as well also bursts into into dust. It's just like, 806 00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:58.760 ow, now have you hit me? I don't know? Back, slightly 807 01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:09.360 slightly annoyed, slightly annoyed. He's fine, bro, there's no way he 808 01:00:09.360 --> 01:00:15.360 should be awake. He doesn't even get up to do anything back. He 809 01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:19.400 just looks back at him like a fucking deal man. And then he he 810 01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:22.840 runs and ties the person who hit him. He ties the person who hit 811 01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:25.440 him up to his car and drives real fast and drags him down the street. 812 01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:28.880 And he's like, this is just like what happened with a Mussolini it's 813 01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:32.000 like it's like history at rhymes. It's it's a history. At least he's 814 01:00:32.199 --> 01:00:37.000 at least one hundred seventy five miles prowly. He's driving so fast, he's 815 01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:52.119 so red lighting George las running around recreating famous historical assassinations and atrocities, just 816 01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:57.360 just so he can say to himself as he's given. And it's like it's 817 01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:00.599 like history. It rhymes. It's like it's like it's like a song or 818 01:01:00.599 --> 01:01:04.920 a poem, a rhymes. He's he's dragging some guy down the street like 819 01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:09.480 Mussolini, bouncing a lot of mailboxes and fucking pine trees and ship it's great, 820 01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:15.639 bumping him, dumping him, boinking him in the head. He hits 821 01:01:15.639 --> 01:01:20.719 a mailboxes a splatter, and he gets pulled off like a cartoon, gets 822 01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:24.400 like windsow wiped off and then dragged some more. That'll teach you disrespect the 823 01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:36.639 teacher, disrespect me. Yeah. He world around him zooming and he's just 824 01:01:36.679 --> 01:01:43.840 a little a little h yeah. Yeah yeah. Maybe should have sold the 825 01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:51.599 Disney Yeah. I love I love version of it. I love this Like 826 01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:55.320 that's a good that's a good character. It's a great bird. Is he 827 01:01:55.400 --> 01:02:00.119 a sociopath? Or is he just kind of really he's he's just a real 828 01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:05.000 obsessed with patterns and creating them. He runs into like an American nuclear facility 829 01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:08.079 and just just like completely like slaps his hands all over the keyboards, like 830 01:02:08.119 --> 01:02:21.360 it's like chernobylt rhymes. It's like George. He presses everything. He presses 831 01:02:21.599 --> 01:02:30.760 everything. He shouldn't. He brothers like like he knows he you guys, 832 01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:45.760 guys, you guys about when he came through the wall. Was but that's 833 01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:52.159 not walking though, that's not walking. That's moving yourself forward to be able 834 01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:53.679 to do because the idea is like his feet. You gotta look at his 835 01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:58.639 feet, right, you look at his feet. They're not right stationary where 836 01:02:58.679 --> 01:03:08.519 they are. So that just swilled himself forward. Mister Lucas. Wait wait 837 01:03:08.519 --> 01:03:14.679 wait wait wait wait wait, have to make it. I have to make 838 01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:20.199 it rhyme. It doesn't rhyme yet. What do you mean by ride? 839 01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:27.239 We're gonna die. You're gonna die, You're gonna die. Yeah, you 840 01:03:27.320 --> 01:03:30.119 already dead. You don't know this, you don't know this yet, but 841 01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:32.360 you're already dead. As Actually i'm as, i'm as I'm hitting these buttons. 842 01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:37.039 You're dead. You're thinking you've taken too much radiation. You're already dying. 843 01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:39.760 Look at that, you already dying. Oh man, you better not 844 01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:45.480 have sex. You give her cancer. You already died. In two weeks, 845 01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:52.800 your skin will fall off. It's fine this moment, right, aware, 846 01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:08.679 the idea of so during World War Two, they were like doing tests 847 01:04:08.679 --> 01:04:13.599 with like like very radio radioactive metals, right, and it's literally while they're 848 01:04:13.639 --> 01:04:15.760 doing the test, right, there's this little obviously like a very dense lead 849 01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:19.519 ball over it to prevent the radiation from looking out. One woman is a 850 01:04:19.519 --> 01:04:24.920 woman actually just crazy. She mistakenly moved the thing a little too much for 851 01:04:25.000 --> 01:04:28.840 a moment, and then two weeks later everybody died. And it was funny 852 01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:30.840 because when she did it, Yeah, when she did it, the guy 853 01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:41.239 those professor looked at her. He just like like you that's the most like 854 01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:45.239 of course you did it. The idea that you would, you would be 855 01:04:45.320 --> 01:04:47.239 in that situation where somebody did something like that, like they they unleashed, 856 01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:53.280 like they pressed the button and like a valve opens that like very clearly unleashes 857 01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:56.519 like strontium ninety into the room and like you're you're dead in that moment, 858 01:04:56.599 --> 01:04:59.320 you know, it, and all you can really do is just glance over 859 01:04:59.320 --> 01:05:04.440 at the person who did, like because what like, what are you gonna 860 01:05:04.440 --> 01:05:09.760 do? What else? That is like, that's there's that. It's not 861 01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:14.199 worth it's not worth getting mad at them. Just go make your peace. 862 01:05:14.280 --> 01:05:16.960 That's it's like whatever, man, well you you would want to be I 863 01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:20.039 got things to put an affair since you already know you're dead, like you 864 01:05:20.119 --> 01:05:27.440 cycled through every step in an instant. Because it just like I would absolutely 865 01:05:27.719 --> 01:05:32.880 beat that person up. I would want to, absolutely, especially if it 866 01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:35.519 was a woman. I would probably be like, why why would you? 867 01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:40.119 I'll be back, well, here's here, here's here's my question. It's 868 01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:43.480 like, why wouldn't you knowing that, like, you're not going to get 869 01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:46.719 punished for it, you're gonna die into it. What are you in jail? 870 01:05:47.760 --> 01:05:53.159 I wouldn't because it's just it's no point at that moment. There's just 871 01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:57.400 no point. You're gonna die. Go get your shoot in order. Like 872 01:05:57.480 --> 01:05:59.960 That's what I would do. Instead of being mad at that, I'd be 873 01:05:59.960 --> 01:06:04.880 like, look, call my wife, call my wife, let me talk 874 01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:10.719 to her. Hey, honey, was going it was a bit uh. 875 01:06:11.239 --> 01:06:15.599 George Lucas George Lucas person through the George with Lucas person through the wall, 876 01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:21.039 hit all of the keys on the panel, and uh, I will I'm 877 01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:26.280 going to die in two weeks. I can't see you. I'm I radiated 878 01:06:26.760 --> 01:06:29.679 to my rhyme a lot. I don't know what he meant by that. 879 01:06:29.719 --> 01:06:31.760 He's probably gonna do more things. I need you to get the police. 880 01:06:31.960 --> 01:06:36.199 I saw him walk through metal or move through metal till it bursted, so 881 01:06:36.239 --> 01:06:40.159 you know, probably worry about that some really strong cages because he's gonna keep 882 01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:44.400 going. So yeah, I love you, sweetheart. Tell the kid he's 883 01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:47.679 not mine. Good night. He's like a like George Lucas is like a 884 01:06:47.960 --> 01:06:50.840 like a weather event to these people, like you can you can you can 885 01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:57.800 like forecast him like it's just like like a like we've got a thirty percent 886 01:06:57.880 --> 01:07:00.400 chances of George Lucas popping into town trying to make things rhyme. So stay 887 01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:05.360 indoors, lock your windows. You know you're not gonna want to be outside 888 01:07:05.400 --> 01:07:11.880 after dark, for that's for sure. And locking windows, don't play anything, 889 01:07:12.280 --> 01:07:15.199 play everything Star Wars involved. You have to keep Star Wars playing the 890 01:07:15.239 --> 01:07:19.559 whole night, or else he will come in your house and he'll what's up? 891 01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:23.360 Can I ask you? You can answer your question? What's that? 892 01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:30.599 Would would you? Would you turn yourself over to to uh Bobbity's magic if 893 01:07:30.599 --> 01:07:33.840 you could be as strong as as much vegeta as as you are now, 894 01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:40.599 like my scale, like you, like you as you are currently scales to 895 01:07:40.840 --> 01:07:45.639 where where Vegeta ended up after? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Would you? 896 01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:47.719 I don't know? Would you? Guys? I just don't know. 897 01:07:50.760 --> 01:07:54.159 I wouldn't want to be my controlled, but I love the idea of like 898 01:07:55.599 --> 01:08:01.000 be able to break free Bobby, Well, well that's what was it? 899 01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:03.599 Was it you? That was it on? I might not have even been 900 01:08:03.599 --> 01:08:12.559 on the show that we were talking about, Like Majen Seal wasn't here. 901 01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:15.800 I was not here for that, do you know? So I don't think 902 01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:17.319 it was on the show. I don't think it was on the show. 903 01:08:17.319 --> 01:08:20.479 I think it was in person. We were hanging out. But like the 904 01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:25.720 idea of like you know, Seal r I kiss from a rose, like 905 01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:30.000 if he turned himself over to to to Bobbity's magic and he became maj and 906 01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:33.319 Seal and he was just somebody. He was just somebody that we had to 907 01:08:33.479 --> 01:08:36.920 he just had we just had to deal with him as like a force of 908 01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:40.640 nature. Like it's like, oh, maj and Seal has been decided on 909 01:08:40.680 --> 01:08:44.119 the coast of fucking Barbados. We're gonna have to, you know, cause 910 01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:47.840 and problem. Keep people, keep people, keep our eyes open. Are 911 01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:55.600 we saying this is so so Seal has always had like maniacal like tendencies and 912 01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:58.680 then he finally just got his opportunity to terrorize the world. Is that what 913 01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:02.800 we're saying? What's what's his wife? Shield? Was his wife Brooks Shields 914 01:09:03.319 --> 01:09:06.479 right? It was Brookshields right. That was what I have no idea. 915 01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:14.399 I think she's a sea lion. She was a model. It was a 916 01:09:14.439 --> 01:09:21.800 model. Yay, it's my wife. This is my wife's sea lion. 917 01:09:24.039 --> 01:09:33.760 It's the sealing sea lion. What that is so dumb? But it's stupid 918 01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:38.359 on a level that I I almost can't even like I almost can't even find 919 01:09:39.319 --> 01:09:49.119 like I'm like searching. All right, So he's he's baby, Yeah, 920 01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:54.600 he's so, he's a he has dark tendencies. Imagine, see like if 921 01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:58.159 it's okay, so let's say it doesn't scale to Vegeta's level, but like 922 01:09:58.239 --> 01:10:02.880 he scales in a way that like from saying from default beginta too much. 923 01:10:02.960 --> 01:10:06.039 Vegeta is like the scale of like what a normal person would be to like 924 01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:10.520 that version of a normal person. So theoretically, like you'd be able to 925 01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:13.600 probably pick up a car. You know, I don't know if you'd be 926 01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:15.960 able to fly necessarily, but you'd be able to jump, like, but 927 01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:19.119 people can't fly. People can't fly. He wouldn't be with that, but 928 01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:21.840 you would, but you would also be that mney more. I'm gonna look 929 01:10:21.920 --> 01:10:29.640 up the multiplier for probably autistic probably did this. So he's like the multiplier 930 01:10:29.680 --> 01:10:35.600 bete and the proximately center. Yeah, yeah, you would. So he 931 01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:40.560 can he can jump maybe like he can jump. He can jump about like 932 01:10:40.760 --> 01:10:44.720 I would say, like maybe like eleven feet you know that's how high he 933 01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:46.760 can jump if he's like really pushing it, like he's really giving it his 934 01:10:46.840 --> 01:10:51.800 all. So he's he's he's a content, he's strong. So you get 935 01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:57.000 about well, think of it like this, right, Spap and Yamu, 936 01:10:57.119 --> 01:11:00.039 right, the ones that fought, but doubt I got a down and beat 937 01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:05.399 the living funk out of her. He had his neck broken, like snapped 938 01:11:05.479 --> 01:11:11.840 the wrong way. He just put it back. He was a regular fighter 939 01:11:11.880 --> 01:11:15.239 before like on who was less than Hercule and he came back and he was 940 01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:21.000 literally a monster. I could fly, could fly afterwards and should actually so 941 01:11:21.039 --> 01:11:25.680 you might be able to fly, but that's scarce. A flying seal is 942 01:11:25.720 --> 01:11:30.880 like no joke. See a flying is a flyingmagin seal is nothing to joke 943 01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:34.920 about, that's nothing to scoff at. That is that's something that we're gonna 944 01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:38.800 have to really contend with. Probably no energy blasts, because let's just keep 945 01:11:38.840 --> 01:11:45.600 it realistic. But he's flying around. He's flying around, probably probably with 946 01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:50.840 like a machine gun or something or some some some instrument of instrument of death 947 01:11:50.840 --> 01:11:59.760 and destruction. What if you people, I think you become pretty you become 948 01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:04.079 pretty strong? He collects, he flies, He flies to the fucking ocean 949 01:12:04.680 --> 01:12:08.359 and picks seals up and beats people up with him. And that's his calling 950 01:12:08.359 --> 01:12:11.640 card. That's like his joker fucking calling card. Is that like, how 951 01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:14.079 do you know all men look at all this death and destruction, but there's 952 01:12:14.119 --> 01:12:17.920 like a random seal in the middle, beaten, like damn near to death 953 01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:21.079 and it's like, oh man, machen Seal has been here. We're gonna 954 01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:25.640 have to We're gonna have to call President Joe Biden. And then Joe Biden 955 01:12:25.640 --> 01:12:28.000 comes on the phone. He's like, what's going on, And he's like, 956 01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:30.079 President Joe Biden, We've got a Machin seal attack on the Eastern Seaboard. 957 01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:31.840 It's like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know 958 01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:39.359 what that is. Whoo's I met? Man? I remember him from when 959 01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:43.479 I was a young boy, when I played with all the Seals. He's 960 01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:45.319 like, no, Joe, that's not this is not we're not talking about 961 01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:47.560 the animal. There is an animal related to it, but it's not the 962 01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:51.479 He's not the core problem. Uh. The core problem is not the animal. 963 01:12:53.640 --> 01:12:56.800 It's the fact that the singer Seal famous for Kiss from a Rose, 964 01:12:58.279 --> 01:13:05.279 uh, is now in Beautfu magical Powers. They know, they know who 965 01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:13.199 Bobby Wisdom, Bobbedy, Oh Bobby Bobbedy. Oh right, what's going on? 966 01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:17.000 Right, Bobby, Yeah, that's right? Read the boot right baby 967 01:13:17.079 --> 01:13:24.760 Bobby boo right? Yeah, remember Tucker Tucker Tucker Carlson goes on and goes 968 01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:27.520 on to show. He's like, the government doesn't want us turning our power 969 01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:31.880 over to Bobbedy. Why why is the want to frame of letting us. 970 01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:35.760 Why is the government so afraid of letting us surrender ourselves to Bobbity's magic. 971 01:13:38.079 --> 01:13:44.199 Bobbity never heard anybody. He's just staring at for way too long. It's 972 01:13:44.199 --> 01:13:47.079 your own will. He's forcing you to do anything. He tears, he 973 01:13:47.119 --> 01:13:49.920 tears his face off, and it's Bobbedy. It's Bobbedy in disguise as Tucker 974 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:56.479 Carlson. Bobby has been Tucker Carlson this whole time. That would be the 975 01:13:56.560 --> 01:14:01.439 mind that would be a mind rape. I'd be like, why is he 976 01:14:01.560 --> 01:14:08.279 Bobbedy? I would ask it like that, why is he Bobby? What 977 01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:14.239 if every time you met a Trump supporter you didn't realize it? Right? 978 01:14:14.399 --> 01:14:17.119 But like, let's say you have like an altercation where they fall they fall 979 01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:19.199 down, and then they scuffed themselves. They go like ah, and then 980 01:14:19.199 --> 01:14:23.720 they wipe their forehead and then an M is on their forehead and then they 981 01:14:23.800 --> 01:14:29.359 run away real quickly. That it would make some sense. Dude, I 982 01:14:29.359 --> 01:14:30.520 don't know, man, this kind of level of power, I might, 983 01:14:31.079 --> 01:14:36.000 I might do the whole Bobbedy thing. Well, here's the thing. If 984 01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:41.560 if it's just like the entire time, if they had the m the entire 985 01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:44.479 time, right, like, and say they were the ones that stormed the 986 01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:46.319 Capitol would actually be like, well that power ain't that good? The fuck 987 01:14:46.960 --> 01:14:58.199 like that that's actually not that good. They work at Unison, they are, 988 01:14:58.359 --> 01:15:02.640 right, but they black security guard kept them back many some some chick 989 01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:05.600 got shot in the neck and then that was that. That was over. 990 01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:09.399 Like that's not good, Like they should be able to catch a bullet or 991 01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:15.159 something. Hey whatever. Maybe I don't know, man I, because you'd 992 01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:16.880 be thinking of how I'm just thinking. It's like vegeta is not a good 993 01:15:16.920 --> 01:15:20.960 scale because it is just strong to begin with, right to really understand how 994 01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:28.800 strong vegeta got. But we know that Spoppovich and Yamu got fucking wildly stronger 995 01:15:29.079 --> 01:15:33.399 from that ship. That is, the scale got really strong. Whatever whatever 996 01:15:33.439 --> 01:15:36.960 we got. Look, we we could we could be debating the ethics and 997 01:15:36.960 --> 01:15:40.560 and and the power scaling of wash and seal to the cows come home. 998 01:15:41.279 --> 01:15:45.920 Yeah, but uh, ethics, what does that phrase even mean? What 999 01:15:45.960 --> 01:15:53.840 does that What does that mean? That whatever loves to spoods rode in from 1000 01:15:54.000 --> 01:16:00.279 the sea, that's all That's how he communicates, is that he is. 1001 01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:03.439 That song with different lyrics by man, I'm gonna kill you in your sleep 1002 01:16:03.640 --> 01:16:10.840 and fuck your son's as phil al with cream corn and my dig's gone. 1003 01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:16.600 We can't yeah, we can't mix these things. You need to be the 1004 01:16:16.680 --> 01:16:20.279 stake loves loves to spoonge loves the spoonge. Right in, he says, 1005 01:16:20.279 --> 01:16:26.359 Hello, JoJo's Bizarre bad bad Land, bad Land chugs and Brandaniel. Here's 1006 01:16:26.359 --> 01:16:30.279 a hypothetical. You're in line at a bar and the bouncer says, welcome 1007 01:16:30.319 --> 01:16:33.000 to the spermy spatoon. How gay are you? How do you respond? 1008 01:16:33.159 --> 01:16:38.439 How do you respond? I'm like, I'm so gay and I'm coming in 1009 01:16:38.479 --> 01:16:46.000 his face while I'm finish. I'm blast so gay, I'm so gay. 1010 01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:49.600 I had a bowler come for breakfast. No no, no, no, 1011 01:16:49.960 --> 01:16:57.239 no, jerk. It would be I'm so gay and then come coming. 1012 01:16:59.039 --> 01:17:04.880 I'm so gad of sperm without any seamen. Wha you go in, buddy, 1013 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:14.560 that's crazy you. How did you even expect there's no semen and whatsoever? 1014 01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:19.119 A bowl of wiggles? WHOA? I thought you were going to say 1015 01:17:19.239 --> 01:17:25.159 still, I thought you were just going to say I had a bowl of 1016 01:17:25.479 --> 01:17:31.279 I had a bowl of come for breakfast without any milk? What the why 1017 01:17:31.319 --> 01:17:36.239 would you add milk to come in the burn? Why drinking? Why already 1018 01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:45.199 the changer already drinking? Come? Why even like why even that? So 1019 01:17:45.319 --> 01:17:49.520 what he's saying is that he normally has common milk. But he's like, 1020 01:17:49.760 --> 01:17:57.119 you know that you take the back away. This this is a tough ship 1021 01:17:57.199 --> 01:18:00.119 right here. Like it's not even masking the flavor study masking. This is 1022 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:03.359 this is the real ship. It's almost you know, it's like it's almost 1023 01:18:03.359 --> 01:18:06.880 like a it's almost like a mixed it's almost like a mixed drink kind of 1024 01:18:08.039 --> 01:18:10.720 like it's like, wow, you take shots and you don't you don't have 1025 01:18:10.800 --> 01:18:14.039 a you don't have you make a cup with you know, you don't have 1026 01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:16.880 you know, make a cover of the mixer. You don't chase your cumb 1027 01:18:16.960 --> 01:18:24.359 that's crazy, that's busts his mind. He doesn't. He just straight. 1028 01:18:24.560 --> 01:18:28.960 But the idea of like somebody being like, hey, you go to a 1029 01:18:29.039 --> 01:18:30.680 bar, like, hey, what can I get you? Let me? 1030 01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:34.600 It's a com He just puts the cup by his dick, bust in the 1031 01:18:34.720 --> 01:18:43.560 fucking shot glass hands to you. He slides it down to you, little 1032 01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:46.720 spills on the counter, and the guy is like, awesome, awesome. 1033 01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:53.199 No, it's it's like it's glippery too, so like it's a bo It's 1034 01:18:53.279 --> 01:19:13.159 just it's just a look, Wow, that guy's really gay? Whoa this 1035 01:19:13.319 --> 01:19:18.239 guy super gay? Oh man? All right? Fifty shades of Gay Road, 1036 01:19:19.760 --> 01:19:25.439 fifty shades and fifty shades fifty shades of gay Road in this is one 1037 01:19:25.479 --> 01:19:28.439 that This is another one that I chose not to use for the previous episodes, 1038 01:19:28.479 --> 01:19:30.239 but we'll use it here since we're at the end of the month where 1039 01:19:30.439 --> 01:19:34.000 we're picking up all the all the stragglers. He says, uh or she 1040 01:19:34.079 --> 01:19:46.600 says or they say, hey, Seinfeldkramer and George. That's it. That 1041 01:19:47.640 --> 01:20:00.000 is well worth five dollars that that totally caught me off guard. What we 1042 01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:04.960 do have that we do have a big one that I think is better for 1043 01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:09.119 We don't have a big one that's better for an extra ammo though, because 1044 01:20:09.119 --> 01:20:15.000 it is it is responding to uh. It was. It's a follow up 1045 01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:16.720 on like something that we did in the the advice in the advice column, 1046 01:20:17.119 --> 01:20:20.199 which is uh. These are it's a series of episodes that we have over 1047 01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:25.960 at patroon dot com Slash of Stark Tank exclusive episodes over there. It's pretty 1048 01:20:25.960 --> 01:20:27.560 big. It's good, but like I feel like we should just read that 1049 01:20:27.640 --> 01:20:30.399 next time we do it. So I'm gonna I'll save this one in a 1050 01:20:30.479 --> 01:20:36.640 Google doc and then we'll get to that one. Let's see what what other 1051 01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:40.399 ones we have? Okay, ran Deep Kangaro and he says, all right, 1052 01:20:40.439 --> 01:20:45.239 guys, black Men's Justice League members and Black Men's Justice League contingency. 1053 01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:54.479 Oh by black men. Yeah, she black men, so the members? 1054 01:20:54.800 --> 01:20:59.359 So is it just all like racist stereotypes, like like Chinaman is one of 1055 01:20:59.439 --> 01:21:10.479 his is faithful, like China Man is man, So that's one of them. 1056 01:21:10.760 --> 01:21:14.319 Goddamn, he has the black guys. This name the N word. 1057 01:21:15.359 --> 01:21:21.239 The black guy is just the N words. His name that's uh ay black 1058 01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:25.439 man. Yeah, his name is the N word. I like this black 1059 01:21:25.520 --> 01:21:31.920 man and then there's the N word. But like he's like venom. Yeah, 1060 01:21:32.199 --> 01:21:35.119 he's like he's like the venom to Spider Man is just like a black 1061 01:21:35.199 --> 01:21:44.000 man and he's just a mention. He's like a mental show character. That's 1062 01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:49.399 crazy. That's already that that's a little bit. No, no, no, 1063 01:21:49.560 --> 01:21:57.760 black man would just be a black man. No you weren't. I 1064 01:21:57.880 --> 01:22:02.720 forgot, I forgot almost my god, how did black Man look he How 1065 01:22:02.760 --> 01:22:08.960 did black Man look like a mint real white face? Yes, we made 1066 01:22:08.960 --> 01:22:14.239 a whole character that was Kings and Kings and we're just a regular guy. 1067 01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:17.159 He's just a regular Kings and Kingston. Let me let me refresh your memory 1068 01:22:17.199 --> 01:22:23.319 here. I can't be so. So the whole thing with black Man was 1069 01:22:23.359 --> 01:22:28.239 that instead of Batman being afraid of bad, Oh my god, yes I 1070 01:22:28.319 --> 01:22:30.640 get it, and okay, I remember, yes, it was bad. 1071 01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:33.960 Instead of being afraid, Instead of being afraid of bats, he was afraid 1072 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:39.479 of black people. And he went around disuspectfully in personality black people. Yeah, 1073 01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:42.000 because he thought it would strike fear into the hearts of everybody else, 1074 01:22:42.039 --> 01:22:44.800 like it's struck fear into him when everybody else is just kind of like that 1075 01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:48.640 guy is just not that guy's that guy's scary because he's clearly doing something insane 1076 01:22:48.680 --> 01:22:54.479 nothing because he's a black guy. What the dressing up like this? But 1077 01:22:54.960 --> 01:22:57.920 and so he thinks it's working, and so he doesn't drop the he doesn't 1078 01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:02.039 drop the bit. What woud What would Superman in this world look like? 1079 01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:08.720 I think it's just man and you have a freaking what you call it? 1080 01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:15.000 He would be probably notwitz, yeah, something like just no, no, 1081 01:23:15.159 --> 01:23:20.399 no, that's not not that's that's that's awful. I think like more represented 1082 01:23:20.560 --> 01:23:26.720 of not the atrocity, but like the what like like you know, some 1083 01:23:26.880 --> 01:23:30.439 arian ship or something stupid like that that has to do with the denial. 1084 01:23:36.720 --> 01:23:43.279 Not nothing happened, not one thing we got China man, I want the 1085 01:23:45.079 --> 01:23:55.960 what are you fucking are you trying to try? Written? Invisible slut com 1086 01:23:56.079 --> 01:23:59.840 man come man or semen man? I don't know which would be semen man, 1087 01:24:00.039 --> 01:24:02.479 don't know. I like the idea of Flash being the speedy spook. 1088 01:24:02.720 --> 01:24:09.000 Does that work? We are now we already have. We have a black 1089 01:24:09.399 --> 01:24:15.079 it's it's like one black guy because because that be in verse right, maybe 1090 01:24:15.159 --> 01:24:19.239 be inverse right, whether it be is there only one black character? Well 1091 01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:26.840 he's black, Yeah he's he's so, then so then me making him the 1092 01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:32.520 speedy funny? This is what would Flash be? Would Flash be slow mow? 1093 01:24:32.600 --> 01:24:38.239 He really? Flash would literally be a flasher. He would he would 1094 01:24:38.319 --> 01:24:44.199 run around a trench, Yeah he would he just so I did it. 1095 01:24:44.279 --> 01:24:48.359 I did it technically Flash. Okay, we like that flasher. We need 1096 01:24:48.439 --> 01:24:53.920 like a fat one, someone who's just like fat and retarded like, should 1097 01:24:53.960 --> 01:24:57.199 should just be fat. I got I got, I gotta, I got 1098 01:24:57.439 --> 01:25:02.800 idea, he'll be uh he'll be uh uh Rotundo and Rotundo. Well, 1099 01:25:02.920 --> 01:25:10.880 uh he'll he'll he'll have he's his superpowers. That he's so fat, that 1100 01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:17.600 uh, he's so fat that nobody loves him. That's his power power. 1101 01:25:17.880 --> 01:25:24.119 That is so fucking crazy. All right, So look, no one loves 1102 01:25:24.159 --> 01:25:28.079 him at all. Everybody hates him. We're just gonna do the superhero arc. 1103 01:25:28.199 --> 01:25:33.039 So far there's black Man, Chinaman, Invisible Slut, Rotundo, Flasher, 1104 01:25:33.680 --> 01:25:38.800 and possibly come Man. I don't know about that one, but yeah, 1105 01:25:40.199 --> 01:25:45.399 yeah man or Sergeant Blues Sergeants Blues as well. Oh man, yeah 1106 01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:59.800 man, sergeant Sergeants. Like he sounds like a fucking like that's funny, 1107 01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:03.359 right, but that sounds like he even sounds like a royalty free character within 1108 01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:08.359 the context of this fictional universe, Like, yeah, I think you would 1109 01:26:08.359 --> 01:26:13.079 even have like a sergeant anything as a part of a Justice League is so 1110 01:26:13.239 --> 01:26:17.479 insane. He's basically capturing, He's basically Captain Cold. You can be fucking 1111 01:26:17.640 --> 01:26:26.359 sergeant splooge. So that's uh, that's there. You go, just great, 1112 01:26:26.600 --> 01:26:29.720 amazing. Yeah, No, the idea is that you? He'd he 1113 01:26:29.800 --> 01:26:31.279 shoots you at a ray right, you think it's just snow, and he'd 1114 01:26:31.319 --> 01:26:36.199 be like, this is frozen, coum, this is slushy. Come, 1115 01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:45.199 I'm saving this did get in your mouth? Loves the Spooge road in and 1116 01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:47.239 again he also has another one, Dear ghetto Hooligans and mister white man, 1117 01:26:47.399 --> 01:26:51.600 sir, there are are there any nineties two thousand or early two thousands commercials 1118 01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:59.920 that live rent free in your head to this day? I got one, 1119 01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:05.199 but I have I have one from like the lake bother you guys. I 1120 01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:09.479 have one from the late nineties that was like it was like a commercial for 1121 01:27:09.600 --> 01:27:14.279 like a casino called Foxes. And I don't remember, I don't know. 1122 01:27:14.800 --> 01:27:17.479 I don't know where exactly it is. I think it's either Atlantic City or 1123 01:27:17.560 --> 01:27:23.920 like Connecticut, or if I'm not mistaken, it's it's in Connecticut. Yeah, 1124 01:27:23.920 --> 01:27:27.920 it's in Atlantic City for some reason. I don't know if this was 1125 01:27:27.960 --> 01:27:30.600 airing on Cartoon Network or what, but like I saw this commercial a lot 1126 01:27:30.680 --> 01:27:34.439 where it was just like this like Frank Sinatra style kind of like lounge swing 1127 01:27:34.640 --> 01:27:40.079 song where it's just like take a chance, make it happen bop the dough 1128 01:27:40.439 --> 01:27:45.079 fingers snappin, spin the wheel round and round, and it was like it 1129 01:27:45.239 --> 01:27:47.960 was like it's for some reason. It was like it's the weirdest. It's 1130 01:27:48.000 --> 01:27:53.439 like a very catchy fucking song for this casino that I've never once wanted to 1131 01:27:53.479 --> 01:27:56.600 go to or ever been to, or ever been curious about. But like 1132 01:27:56.760 --> 01:27:59.640 that song lives. It's very East Coast, by the way, there's like 1133 01:27:59.720 --> 01:28:05.880 no shot that was anywhere else Yorker knows that fucking commercial. It's crazy, 1134 01:28:05.960 --> 01:28:10.840 like that's I know all the lyrics of that song still to this day, 1135 01:28:10.880 --> 01:28:15.600 and it's I don't. I haven't heard it in years. Same, but 1136 01:28:15.800 --> 01:28:19.319 yeah, it was. That was hammered into me for sure. So there's 1137 01:28:19.319 --> 01:28:23.520 a commercial. I was like, put it in and zip zip sip sip 1138 01:28:23.640 --> 01:28:29.119 sit pull that out and munch monnmunch month. I know I know what you're 1139 01:28:29.159 --> 01:28:32.840 talking about. That's the cereal Straws. That's the serial Straws commercial with the 1140 01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:39.840 dead kid in it. So yes, so anybody curious, Okay, all 1141 01:28:39.920 --> 01:28:42.520 right, so hold on this. There's a video. I don't remember if 1142 01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:44.680 I put it on Twitter, like I know, it's like it's I see 1143 01:28:44.720 --> 01:28:47.039 it every now and again. Pop up where we're in the living room watching 1144 01:28:47.119 --> 01:28:51.199 that commercial and uh, we're arguing about whether or not that kid is dead, 1145 01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:55.840 and it's it's a serial Strauss commercial with the actor Cameron Boyce when he 1146 01:28:55.960 --> 01:29:00.239 was younger and Cameron boys did die. So like we were watching saying, 1147 01:29:00.319 --> 01:29:01.439 I can't remember what the fuck it was like during the pandemic. We were 1148 01:29:01.479 --> 01:29:06.760 watching like old, like long compilations of old commercials just for like nostalgia, 1149 01:29:06.880 --> 01:29:11.720 just to laugh at it. And that commercial came up and kingse it was 1150 01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:15.039 like that kid's dead. We were arguing about it. It's like that kid 1151 01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:17.159 was like and I was like, why would you assume that kid is dead? 1152 01:29:17.239 --> 01:29:21.439 Like it's just insane assumption. It's like, I know he's dead, 1153 01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:26.359 I know, I know, but you're right, You're totally right he's dead. 1154 01:29:27.079 --> 01:29:30.359 I know. I felt it. Yeah. For me, it's also 1155 01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:33.039 the credit what you call it, the college the connected for free education action, 1156 01:29:33.439 --> 01:29:40.199 the commercial education connection in my life, I can't there's two. Uh, 1157 01:29:40.279 --> 01:29:44.279 there's two major things that. So there was a Crossfire. There's a 1158 01:29:44.319 --> 01:29:48.319 toy called Crossfire, and it was the most dramatic commercial ever. Uh. 1159 01:29:48.960 --> 01:29:54.920 It was like you would shoot these little steel balls like they're like they're like 1160 01:29:55.159 --> 01:29:58.960 bbi's and you would shoot them at like this thing. You had to like 1161 01:29:59.119 --> 01:30:00.800 move them. It was it was like, I don't know, like a 1162 01:30:00.920 --> 01:30:04.239 bay blade almost type of thing, but not like ripping some ship or something. 1163 01:30:04.279 --> 01:30:09.800 It's like Shrek things that things and they're crack clashing. And the commercial 1164 01:30:09.960 --> 01:30:13.840 is so fucking dramatic, where like it looks like some like tournament pit thing 1165 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:18.279 and the guy singing like crossfire. You get got up and nuh and then 1166 01:30:18.319 --> 01:30:23.039 like he's he like does some crazy like eighty scream at the end crossfire, 1167 01:30:23.840 --> 01:30:26.760 and you're like, there's the craziest thing ever. And you play it and 1168 01:30:26.800 --> 01:30:30.399 it's the most boring fucking shit ever. It's the most boring fucking I know 1169 01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:35.199 that commercial. I know that commercial because I've seen videos about it, but 1170 01:30:35.279 --> 01:30:40.800 I never watched I never watched that. I never saw that commercial on TV. 1171 01:30:40.960 --> 01:30:43.560 But like that, I think because I think the Angry video game NERD 1172 01:30:43.600 --> 01:30:45.800 did like a video about it or or something like that. Like it was 1173 01:30:45.800 --> 01:30:50.840 definitely like like one of those people. But that's those Those commercials are insane. 1174 01:30:51.600 --> 01:30:54.920 Yeah, I think there's the only other one that comes to mind of 1175 01:30:54.920 --> 01:30:58.119 those free credit report, the free Credit Report dot com commercials. Those those 1176 01:30:58.159 --> 01:31:00.680 ones are really like when they had that band doing the jingles for him. 1177 01:31:01.560 --> 01:31:05.199 That's supposed free credit report dot com. Baby, it's all that on my 1178 01:31:05.359 --> 01:31:09.039 TV. I wanted to wait, I want to get my talk about. 1179 01:31:09.039 --> 01:31:11.920 I was too lazy that I said. It's sitting back the fat. Yeah, 1180 01:31:12.359 --> 01:31:15.840 I forgot what Another lyric is my legs, My legs are sticking to 1181 01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:18.680 the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at f r E. That's supposed free 1182 01:31:19.359 --> 01:31:25.720 It's like, why I haven't heard these songs in fucking forever, But like, 1183 01:31:26.479 --> 01:31:30.399 I mean, it works. I remember them. It did back and 1184 01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:33.560 we don't have jingles anymore. That's why. Yeah, that was That was 1185 01:31:33.600 --> 01:31:40.159 the resurgence of the jingle era that was always dressed for the job he wants. 1186 01:31:41.640 --> 01:31:44.359 So why am I dressed up black of pie read in this restaurant. 1187 01:31:44.800 --> 01:31:48.279 It's all because some hacker stole my identity. Now I'm in here every evening 1188 01:31:48.359 --> 01:31:56.399 serving chowder and Dusty should have gone to free credit credit. I remember that. 1189 01:31:56.520 --> 01:32:00.319 I remember that. Now, insane, there's a there's exactly what talking 1190 01:32:00.319 --> 01:32:02.199 about, by the way earlier with the fucking memories, just sitting in your 1191 01:32:02.239 --> 01:32:06.600 brain? Were you gonna say that? Yeah, there was a there's a 1192 01:32:06.680 --> 01:32:13.319 show called Bonanza like a Western, and uh I used to watch this. 1193 01:32:14.720 --> 01:32:16.960 Yeah, I used to watch the Ship out of It and Taco Bell. 1194 01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:24.920 They they did a a it was a grilled steak taco or something. The 1195 01:32:25.319 --> 01:32:28.600 commercial they were promoting it and it was just that it was to the jingle 1196 01:32:28.720 --> 01:32:31.319 of the of the of the intro and I was like, so I run 1197 01:32:31.359 --> 01:32:33.680 in a room because I don't have my horse do ride there? You know, 1198 01:32:33.840 --> 01:32:36.399 like there's like something grilled steak, a taco Bell. It was so 1199 01:32:36.680 --> 01:32:40.800 fucking like catchy and cool. And I was like, yeah, they they 1200 01:32:40.920 --> 01:32:43.840 don't because they don't have to do it like this anymore, right, they 1201 01:32:43.840 --> 01:32:47.560 don't have to. It's all lazy as fuck, But that was cool message. 1202 01:32:47.600 --> 01:32:51.000 And Instagram, so Instagram they tell you something pretty much three four times. 1203 01:32:51.039 --> 01:32:56.199 You're like, oh, I guess I want that now. Did you 1204 01:32:56.239 --> 01:33:01.800 guys ever see survival like insurance survival insurance commercials, because like it was there 1205 01:33:01.920 --> 01:33:09.039 was one that was the biggest bullshit ever because this guy his car breaks down 1206 01:33:09.640 --> 01:33:13.399 and then as hot ass babe comes rolling up, she's like, hey, 1207 01:33:13.439 --> 01:33:16.319 you need a ride's yeah, and then he goes, are you insured? 1208 01:33:16.479 --> 01:33:20.880 She's like yeah, He's like by survival. She's like no, and then 1209 01:33:20.880 --> 01:33:25.479 he goes, I can't take that ride, and then she fucks off, 1210 01:33:25.560 --> 01:33:29.840 and I'm like, in what fucking universe, Like, oh, I'm only 1211 01:33:29.880 --> 01:33:32.760 gonna get in the car that's insured by survival some bullshit. She probably has 1212 01:33:32.840 --> 01:33:36.600 fucking state farm, she probably has top of the you know, deeer insurance, 1213 01:33:38.279 --> 01:33:42.640 and she has hot movie bitch probably gonna get slammed, you know. 1214 01:33:42.760 --> 01:33:45.000 And then he's just like, nah, dude, I need that fucking twenty 1215 01:33:45.039 --> 01:33:49.800 dollars a month insurance. Yeah, nah, you fucking I want fifteen dollars 1216 01:33:49.880 --> 01:33:56.199 month insurance. Get the fuck out of here. It was a great But 1217 01:33:56.239 --> 01:33:58.800 those are the ones. Those are the ones that stick out it. I'm 1218 01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:00.479 sure like there's a lot more than I remember like that, because I've definitely 1219 01:34:00.520 --> 01:34:03.399 seen commercials, like recently, like the pop up on Twitter sometimes where I'm 1220 01:34:03.439 --> 01:34:08.239 like, oh, yeah, that's right, So I remember a lot of 1221 01:34:08.279 --> 01:34:11.560 them. But yeah, those are the ones that come to mind. Demon's 1222 01:34:11.640 --> 01:34:13.720 Rage Road and he says, okay, so this is another one that I 1223 01:34:13.800 --> 01:34:15.880 skipped. Let me tell you if this is let me, let me get 1224 01:34:15.880 --> 01:34:19.199 your opinion on this one. Those worth skipping on Demon's rage road. And 1225 01:34:19.279 --> 01:34:21.560 he says, yes, every time y'all talked about it, I go skip 1226 01:34:21.600 --> 01:34:30.079 skip, skip, skip skip, I mean the five dollars one, I 1227 01:34:30.159 --> 01:34:35.199 mean facts whatever, whatever you skip. That's what the skip buttons for, 1228 01:34:35.359 --> 01:34:43.039 bitch, Thank you exactly, Rod, And he says, I've been real 1229 01:34:43.159 --> 01:34:46.239 dumb. What the hell do I do? Uh? Be less dumb? 1230 01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:49.720 Yeah? You go to school, you dumb bitch. What do you mean, 1231 01:34:50.439 --> 01:34:57.840 Go to fucking school, Get to edgumacation, pass some SATs or whatever 1232 01:34:57.840 --> 01:35:00.119 the hell they do now, don't even know what they do now, Like 1233 01:35:00.439 --> 01:35:08.520 it's always different. It doesn't matter to me forever. Okay, Yeah, 1234 01:35:08.560 --> 01:35:12.720 we'll do that ship Yeah and then and then a scam? Are still dumb? 1235 01:35:15.039 --> 01:35:21.800 Yeah? Yeah, you should just go to like the experiment with gay 1236 01:35:21.840 --> 01:35:27.000 people in college? Is the only parents? Are you telling him to experiment 1237 01:35:27.079 --> 01:35:35.039 on? Yeah? Yeah, do medical experimental people, Billy Mole wrote in 1238 01:35:36.399 --> 01:35:41.720 speaking of a speaking of speaking of medical Billy Motorrod in, Okay, so 1239 01:35:41.840 --> 01:35:44.119 these are the these are ones from the last like two days like this is 1240 01:35:44.199 --> 01:35:46.119 these are the final ones, like the last ones for the month. Basically, 1241 01:35:48.039 --> 01:35:51.439 Billy Mole wrote in he says, hello boys, first time Patreon member. 1242 01:35:53.359 --> 01:35:55.920 I work as a tech in a pharmacy and have an interesting story. 1243 01:35:56.520 --> 01:36:00.640 A boomeranged man came in and requested a refill on his insulin. I looked 1244 01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:02.880 at his profile and he still had two months worth at home, so I 1245 01:36:02.920 --> 01:36:05.159 informed her that he had to come back in two months for a refill. 1246 01:36:05.399 --> 01:36:08.760 He threw a fit, stating that he was out. Then I told him 1247 01:36:08.760 --> 01:36:10.960 to go home and double check. He stormed out, but not before saying 1248 01:36:10.960 --> 01:36:14.079 you better put in a good word for me at the nearest cemetery. He 1249 01:36:14.199 --> 01:36:16.520 called back an hour later and apologized as he accidentally placed some of his insulin 1250 01:36:16.600 --> 01:36:20.079 pens next to the butter in his fridge. Do you have any story? 1251 01:36:20.560 --> 01:36:24.800 Do any of you have a story about ridiculous customers or clients at work? 1252 01:36:24.880 --> 01:36:30.119 Thank you next to the butter? So like that, anything like that? 1253 01:36:30.239 --> 01:36:32.960 I gotta say, like, that's usually the fridges have that little section for 1254 01:36:33.079 --> 01:36:36.760 the butter, right, like the one little part you open it up and 1255 01:36:36.800 --> 01:36:40.760 then the top, so the right is the section you put the butter in. 1256 01:36:41.319 --> 01:36:45.000 So he like put his pins in there. It's like, yeah, 1257 01:36:45.079 --> 01:36:48.560 this is this is good. I'll remember this because I used the butter every 1258 01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:55.600 day. It is forgot. Yeah, man, his mind is not what 1259 01:36:55.680 --> 01:36:58.239 it used to be. That's true. It's sad. That's actually kind of 1260 01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:02.840 sad. That's a little sad. Oh man. I used to work at 1261 01:37:02.840 --> 01:37:10.439 Albertons. I used to work at a really shitty well. I'm sure a 1262 01:37:10.520 --> 01:37:14.600 lot of you probably are aware of Albertons. And so I had an extremely 1263 01:37:14.720 --> 01:37:18.119 perverted boss who, uh, who gave all the women raises and not the 1264 01:37:18.239 --> 01:37:21.199 men because he was trying to like butter them up and like fuck them and 1265 01:37:21.199 --> 01:37:26.479 stuff. But he was like disgusting as though it didn't work. And uh, 1266 01:37:26.560 --> 01:37:29.920 we had a lot of insane people there, like uh, there was 1267 01:37:30.000 --> 01:37:39.439 this I'll this one lady, she she was so upset that she she told 1268 01:37:39.600 --> 01:37:42.279 she I could this. This still baffles me to this day, because she 1269 01:37:42.439 --> 01:37:45.119 was like, I bagged her stuff and I just put like, okay, 1270 01:37:45.119 --> 01:37:47.439 I put her hot dogs on the bottom of one of the bags, and 1271 01:37:47.479 --> 01:37:50.319 then I put the marshmallows on top, because you know, you don't want 1272 01:37:50.319 --> 01:37:55.039 them get smashed or whatever. It's everything's sealed, everything's good. And then 1273 01:37:55.079 --> 01:38:00.239 she fucking looks at me and she was like, excuse me, my hot 1274 01:38:00.319 --> 01:38:08.239 dogs are touching the marshmallows. And I was like, I I didn't know 1275 01:38:08.239 --> 01:38:11.039 what to say. I was like, I, what what do you? 1276 01:38:11.119 --> 01:38:14.119 What does that mean? I didn't know what that meant. I was like, 1277 01:38:14.159 --> 01:38:16.760 what, your hot dogs are touching the market? Like they're not they're 1278 01:38:17.159 --> 01:38:20.720 packaged? What do you what do you mean? Like they're I to this 1279 01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:26.520 day, I'm not sure what she had a problem with, because like not 1280 01:38:26.720 --> 01:38:30.399 exactly, Like was it the fact that one was cold? And like, 1281 01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:32.760 was that the thing? Like oh cold? Because to me, I always 1282 01:38:32.800 --> 01:38:35.600 try to put the colds with the colds, but it was just this made 1283 01:38:35.680 --> 01:38:38.640 sense how to do it. This was like, all right, this was 1284 01:38:38.680 --> 01:38:41.960 the last thing in the bag, and but she specifically singled those two things 1285 01:38:42.000 --> 01:38:44.720 out, and I don't know if she just has like a problem with literally 1286 01:38:44.760 --> 01:38:47.640 a marshmallow touching a fucking hot dog, and I I don't know. It 1287 01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:50.079 was one of those things where I had nothing to say, and uh, 1288 01:38:51.079 --> 01:38:55.560 that was that was the least I've dealt with weirder shit there. But that 1289 01:38:55.720 --> 01:38:59.279 was one that kind of still baffles me, Like I still I'm like, 1290 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:03.439 I'm not sure what she meant by that. And I hate customer service with 1291 01:39:03.600 --> 01:39:09.039 all my heart. I feel like I feel like there's one time I worked 1292 01:39:09.039 --> 01:39:11.880 at Starbucks where like I would give some guy's chain instead of holding his hand 1293 01:39:11.920 --> 01:39:15.319 out to grab his change. He kept fucking up and he dropped it and 1294 01:39:15.399 --> 01:39:20.199 he got out the car and he started yelling at me. When he got 1295 01:39:20.239 --> 01:39:26.680 off the car, he saw how big I was, and its whole demeanor 1296 01:39:26.800 --> 01:39:30.800 change because I think he didn't understand that I was a giant and I could 1297 01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:34.279 probably eat him. So he's just Armenian. Dude started getting really loud at 1298 01:39:34.319 --> 01:39:38.279 me, and it's Glenda Armenian, so if you know, you fucking know. 1299 01:39:38.760 --> 01:39:41.640 But so he started getting because I was like I was giving him his 1300 01:39:41.720 --> 01:39:43.399 thing, and I was like, hey man, here you go. And 1301 01:39:44.039 --> 01:39:45.720 obviously I know how to hand people things. You know, people and and 1302 01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:49.680 and anything. If someone miss up handing something to you, your brain kind 1303 01:39:49.720 --> 01:39:55.279 of auto corrects, like hey, like, let me auto correct and get 1304 01:39:55.319 --> 01:39:58.119 this the right way. And he kept yelling at me, and I was 1305 01:39:58.199 --> 01:40:00.840 like, Bud, it's really not that serious. I'll go outside and I'll 1306 01:40:00.840 --> 01:40:02.520 pick up your money. I'll hand it back to you. It's like fourteen 1307 01:40:02.600 --> 01:40:05.439 dollars, bro, and I saw EBT card in your fucking wallet, like 1308 01:40:05.640 --> 01:40:10.640 chill buck. But like he kept yelling at me, and I was just 1309 01:40:10.760 --> 01:40:14.079 like, dude, okay whatever, and then he started he got out the 1310 01:40:14.479 --> 01:40:15.359 game, and I was like, dude, it's really not that big of 1311 01:40:15.439 --> 01:40:18.720 a deal I got you. So I gave him a free drink and he 1312 01:40:18.880 --> 01:40:21.319 like drove off and he came back later on in the future. He was 1313 01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:24.039 like, man, I'm sorry, bro, I was having a bad day. 1314 01:40:24.039 --> 01:40:26.920 And I was like, dude, he came back later, it's still 1315 01:40:26.920 --> 01:40:30.520 the fuck because you know, he came back to the story. They don't 1316 01:40:30.560 --> 01:40:31.600 have any pride, they don't have any honor over there. I would have 1317 01:40:31.680 --> 01:40:35.039 never come back to that store afterwards. But like I was just he was 1318 01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:38.880 like, oh, beg go, this store's dead. This store died. 1319 01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:44.000 Dude to me, kind of you talking about like handy change like something that 1320 01:40:44.079 --> 01:40:47.800 frustrates me still to this day is like and I don't know why it bothers 1321 01:40:47.840 --> 01:40:50.680 me so much, but it does. Every time I pay for something in 1322 01:40:50.760 --> 01:40:55.760 cash and they they and I need change in some way. If I need 1323 01:40:55.880 --> 01:40:59.119 change that's like a dollar, like any kind of like if it's if I 1324 01:40:59.159 --> 01:41:02.439 get changed, this paper end coins. They'll always give me the paper and 1325 01:41:02.479 --> 01:41:06.680 then they'll put the coins on top of it, and that frustrates me to 1326 01:41:06.760 --> 01:41:11.840 no end. Why I hand it to you because I just I want to, 1327 01:41:11.880 --> 01:41:13.880 because I want to. I don't like the idea. It's like, 1328 01:41:13.920 --> 01:41:15.000 all right, well then I'm gonna have to ball this whole thing up and 1329 01:41:15.039 --> 01:41:17.840 then shove it in my pocket. I can't really put in my wallet yet, 1330 01:41:18.359 --> 01:41:21.680 I've got to, Like I don't know it's it's I don't know why, 1331 01:41:21.800 --> 01:41:28.000 but it really fucking bothers me. I know, I know it's weird. 1332 01:41:29.239 --> 01:41:32.079 That's fine, I know it is, sure, but like it really 1333 01:41:32.159 --> 01:41:34.840 likes because I I want to be able to, like if I get my 1334 01:41:34.920 --> 01:41:38.000 change back, I want to be able to put it away like where it's 1335 01:41:38.039 --> 01:41:40.520 supposed to be immediately, Like I don't want it to be like sitting in 1336 01:41:40.560 --> 01:41:43.039 my pockets because I forget you in my pocket sometimes and the like, and 1337 01:41:43.039 --> 01:41:45.199 then I do the wash and there's like a fucked up dollar bill in there. 1338 01:41:45.199 --> 01:41:45.960 It's like, ah, God, damn it, or like you know 1339 01:41:45.960 --> 01:41:51.560 what I mean, and then hand me the coins. Wait, but like 1340 01:41:51.680 --> 01:41:55.279 so they want to hand you. They don't want to do two steps, 1341 01:41:55.359 --> 01:42:00.640 right, they just want to like hand you the stuff like because that's basically 1342 01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:01.279 the way that I would do it, Like you know what, I right 1343 01:42:01.479 --> 01:42:05.199 have the cash register or whatever. I would try to just give it to 1344 01:42:05.199 --> 01:42:09.880 you all at once. So it's like here, the coins are are supported 1345 01:42:10.239 --> 01:42:15.239 and you have all your shit now, like that's now you can't I guess 1346 01:42:15.640 --> 01:42:17.399 how I feel. How I feel about it. How I feel about it, 1347 01:42:17.520 --> 01:42:19.640 right, is that like I would rather get the coins first, because 1348 01:42:19.680 --> 01:42:23.199 the coins can't really go in the wallet anyway. There's no real place for 1349 01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:26.920 coins in a wallet. The coins are going in my pocket, but the 1350 01:42:27.000 --> 01:42:30.000 bills have a place in the wallet. And so if you put the coins 1351 01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:31.920 on top of the bill, then I then have to fucking do like a 1352 01:42:32.000 --> 01:42:35.920 tablecloth maneuver to get the wile to get the fucking bill out into my wallet. 1353 01:42:36.079 --> 01:42:38.880 And they do all this extra step, but it's just like, just 1354 01:42:39.159 --> 01:42:41.520 give me the coins first, dump in the pocket. That's a second. 1355 01:42:41.720 --> 01:42:45.840 Then give you the bill in my wallet bam. But instead you've given me 1356 01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:50.439 this laundry to do basically, like this is Chris. When you're given your 1357 01:42:50.520 --> 01:42:55.920 change, right, most humans they take it. They take the bills, 1358 01:42:56.039 --> 01:42:59.479 they put the the change in their pocket, they put the they put the 1359 01:42:59.600 --> 01:43:02.199 white they take the money, they take the dollar bills, they put it 1360 01:43:02.239 --> 01:43:05.640 back in the wall they paid with just usually and then they put the change 1361 01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:09.079 in their pocket. It's like it's that's yeah. But the thing is like 1362 01:43:09.119 --> 01:43:12.680 for me, it's like, I'm very I'm very I'm very I'm very cognizant 1363 01:43:12.720 --> 01:43:16.079 of like I don't like to waste people's time at like the at like registers 1364 01:43:16.079 --> 01:43:18.600 and stuff. So like if I have to take if I have to, 1365 01:43:18.800 --> 01:43:21.039 no, no, no. If I have to take any extra time to 1366 01:43:21.159 --> 01:43:25.920 separate the coins from the bill just to put it in my wallet neatly, 1367 01:43:26.000 --> 01:43:28.800 I won't do it. I'll shut I'll shove it all in my pocket because 1368 01:43:28.800 --> 01:43:30.199 I gotta get the fuck out of there. At least I gotta get the 1369 01:43:30.239 --> 01:43:34.439 fuck out of there so that the person behind me isn't impeded by me taking 1370 01:43:34.520 --> 01:43:39.359 a little bit. You just gotta walk two steps up, like I just 1371 01:43:39.439 --> 01:43:42.399 get I get away from them where they you know, right from the register. 1372 01:43:42.880 --> 01:43:45.560 I step up right where you know you gather your items, and I'm 1373 01:43:45.600 --> 01:43:48.119 out of the way. I'm out of the way before they need to, 1374 01:43:48.319 --> 01:43:51.319 you know, like I'm completely out of their way. And so you don't 1375 01:43:51.359 --> 01:43:55.039 spend fucking like a minute there, you spend like an extra you know, 1376 01:43:55.199 --> 01:44:00.800 twenty seconds maximanted Californians. The way niggas order shit out here and the way 1377 01:44:00.880 --> 01:44:04.199 motherfuckers interact with registers out here, fucking makes me want to hurt myself. 1378 01:44:04.479 --> 01:44:09.600 It's yeah, it is, It's on. It's fucking believable, bro, 1379 01:44:10.000 --> 01:44:13.800 It's pretty. It's like, I am not I am not an impatient person 1380 01:44:14.560 --> 01:44:17.239 and I am not a rude person when it comes to ordering lines at all. 1381 01:44:17.760 --> 01:44:20.399 I'm very much of someone that will stand there and not wait. I've 1382 01:44:20.479 --> 01:44:25.079 gone to banks. My grandmother watchings opened accounts as a kid, and I'm 1383 01:44:25.239 --> 01:44:29.319 just there. I'm just in the first street and the Bronx, just waiting 1384 01:44:29.359 --> 01:44:32.399 for my grandma to talk about how it's gonna affect her, fucking her fucking 1385 01:44:32.560 --> 01:44:36.279 her oversore counts or whatever bullshit. And I'm just sitting there. But pay 1386 01:44:36.319 --> 01:44:42.680 people go up to the counters and they're like, ah, let me find 1387 01:44:42.720 --> 01:44:45.920 my car, and I'm just like, what are you doing. You're in 1388 01:44:45.039 --> 01:44:48.479 a line, you prepare to pay, you pay, you leave. That's 1389 01:44:48.560 --> 01:44:53.279 Killing's killing. Before we went shopping that one night, Chris, we went 1390 01:44:53.399 --> 01:44:56.479 We went shopping that one night, and like pretty late in the evening when 1391 01:44:56.600 --> 01:45:00.239 you drove and the motherfuckers in the line were taking like twenty four excuse me, 1392 01:45:00.359 --> 01:45:03.920 twenty five minutes to just pay. Dude. I was losing it and 1393 01:45:03.960 --> 01:45:09.279 I was like, this is crazy. When was this? We went shopping 1394 01:45:09.319 --> 01:45:12.960 in the evening one time because you drove, You drove Joe's car before you 1395 01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:18.039 bought it from I'm pretty sure you drove it to you went to Vonds or 1396 01:45:18.079 --> 01:45:20.279 something like that, and it was an evening. It was like sort of 1397 01:45:20.359 --> 01:45:24.239 like nine or ten. We were just buying groceries. Oh I remember this, 1398 01:45:24.359 --> 01:45:28.000 Yeah, And the people that were paying were taking so long to pay, 1399 01:45:28.600 --> 01:45:30.319 and I was freaking out. I was like, does it take that 1400 01:45:30.399 --> 01:45:31.920 long to pay? This is dude, this is my experience everywhere I go. 1401 01:45:32.119 --> 01:45:36.760 Like I don't it's like this is this is that That memory doesn't stick 1402 01:45:36.800 --> 01:45:43.159 with me as much just because that is every That is almost every single interaction 1403 01:45:43.279 --> 01:45:45.840 that I have ever witnessed at a at a grocery store, at like a 1404 01:45:45.880 --> 01:45:50.840 register, it's always people making conversation or spending it or they're always surprised for 1405 01:45:50.960 --> 01:45:55.199 some reason. It's always like, oh my oh my wallet, Oh, 1406 01:45:55.279 --> 01:45:58.199 I should grab my while it's like, you're in fucking you're paying, you're 1407 01:45:58.319 --> 01:46:02.239 in line. What do you mean you're just getting your wallet now? Huh. 1408 01:46:03.119 --> 01:46:08.039 It's crazy. And I feel I feel like Lily had that problem for 1409 01:46:08.119 --> 01:46:11.760 a little bit until she started dating me and I started mentioning it. And 1410 01:46:11.880 --> 01:46:16.199 now she notices people take too fucking long to pay, and now she's like, 1411 01:46:16.520 --> 01:46:19.199 yeah, it's ridiculous, and I'm like, it's yeah, I don't 1412 01:46:19.279 --> 01:46:23.840 do I don't. It's and because it's like when you're in line, it 1413 01:46:23.880 --> 01:46:25.920 is a New York thing, probably because we're in a rush all the time. 1414 01:46:26.199 --> 01:46:30.720 It's a cultural different point. Yeah, like a line. When you 1415 01:46:30.800 --> 01:46:33.159 get in line, you're like, oh, I'm in line to pay. 1416 01:46:33.319 --> 01:46:36.279 I'll take out my stuff to pay, or I'll take a notice to like 1417 01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:40.720 I need to have my wallet right here, wallet's right here. I go 1418 01:46:40.920 --> 01:46:43.960 up, I load my thing. By the time they're already scanning my ship, 1419 01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:46.439 I'm already over by the register and my wallet open, ready to start 1420 01:46:46.479 --> 01:46:51.079 paying. The thing is I treat I treat cash, I treat lines at 1421 01:46:51.119 --> 01:46:56.720 registers. Sorry I didn't mean, oh, this is the last thing I'll 1422 01:46:56.760 --> 01:47:01.600 say about it. But like I treat registers almost like I treat the airport 1423 01:47:01.720 --> 01:47:05.920 line before the fucking before the scanner thing, where it's like I'm gonna get 1424 01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:12.079 everything that I need ready so that I can just fucking bit bop bam, 1425 01:47:12.199 --> 01:47:14.199 like you know, just get the fuck in and out of there right everything. 1426 01:47:14.279 --> 01:47:16.000 I'm not like fumbling over like what my number is when I put it 1427 01:47:16.039 --> 01:47:19.680 in the thing, or like what my code is. I've seen people typing 1428 01:47:19.720 --> 01:47:26.600 on that thing that that keypad for like an inordinately long time, like like 1429 01:47:26.720 --> 01:47:30.399 a confusingly long time, Like how are you spending five straight minutes? Like 1430 01:47:30.520 --> 01:47:36.760 actually I timed it at typing on the fucking t pad. What do you 1431 01:47:36.800 --> 01:47:45.159 do playing fucking art and rts? It's insane. I here's the thing, 1432 01:47:45.800 --> 01:47:51.359 here's the thing that's really I don't have very many, uh experiences like that. 1433 01:47:51.479 --> 01:47:55.439 I don't know if like it's bad luck for you guys, or if 1434 01:47:55.479 --> 01:47:59.800 I like, I'm very I'm very uh, I'm very impatient. I'm a 1435 01:47:59.880 --> 01:48:02.680 very impatient person for like that. So I think I I'm very good at 1436 01:48:02.840 --> 01:48:06.239 picking the ship because I've made mistakes every once in a while, make a 1437 01:48:06.319 --> 01:48:10.520 mistake. And the one thing why somebody takes a long time is that they'll 1438 01:48:10.560 --> 01:48:13.960 be using Wick and uh. Wick is for you know, the people that 1439 01:48:14.079 --> 01:48:16.119 need to get shipped for their kids, so they'll get like the government will 1440 01:48:16.159 --> 01:48:19.920 give them free stuff. It's designated stuff. So then they need to verify 1441 01:48:20.079 --> 01:48:24.359 that it's the right thing, and they got to right it. It takes. 1442 01:48:24.399 --> 01:48:27.239 It's a process that I've wanted to kill myself being in life. Is 1443 01:48:27.279 --> 01:48:30.520 it? Is it still that way? Well, it's been a long time 1444 01:48:30.600 --> 01:48:34.560 since I've like because I'm self checking. Maybe I don't know. The only 1445 01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:38.800 time I don't go in self checkout is like a Trader Joe because there isn't 1446 01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:41.640 one. So like every other fucking story I go to is self checkout. 1447 01:48:41.640 --> 01:48:45.119 So I have no idea if Wick or anything like that still exists, I 1448 01:48:45.520 --> 01:48:47.159 don't think. So I don't know. I literally have no app idea anymore. 1449 01:48:47.239 --> 01:48:50.279 Well, that's well, there it is. Then. That's kind of 1450 01:48:50.319 --> 01:48:55.079 the thing is is that there's a lot of places, the places that I 1451 01:48:55.159 --> 01:48:58.079 go through most often around here don't have self checkouts. They're they're just they 1452 01:48:58.119 --> 01:49:00.720 just happen to be like the most commit because there's a trade Joe's. There's 1453 01:49:00.800 --> 01:49:03.680 like, you know, certain convenience stores that they just don't for some reason. 1454 01:49:03.720 --> 01:49:09.039 They're all register and and what adds to it is there's no self checkout, 1455 01:49:09.039 --> 01:49:12.720 and they're all they're all understaffed. In addition to that, so there's 1456 01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:15.920 always there's like there's like four registers, and there's always there's only one person 1457 01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:19.680 working at the register who's very clearly not paid enough to care, Like I 1458 01:49:19.880 --> 01:49:23.880 wouldn't. I wouldn't care really either if I was being paid like what I 1459 01:49:23.960 --> 01:49:26.199 was being paid to work there. It's like are you kidding? So like 1460 01:49:26.399 --> 01:49:29.560 it's a it's a mixture of a lot of fucking problems, understaffed people not 1461 01:49:29.760 --> 01:49:33.239 really having proper etiquette in like lines at these places, and also just the 1462 01:49:33.520 --> 01:49:38.439 fact that these companies are paying these people not enough to actually care about like 1463 01:49:38.560 --> 01:49:42.840 what they're there. You know, It's it's a fucking it's like a Powerpuff 1464 01:49:42.880 --> 01:49:46.760 Girls recipe for like a just a completely terrible retail experience. Also also I'll 1465 01:49:46.760 --> 01:49:49.319 be I'll be, I'll be very real. It's probably be the fact that 1466 01:49:49.439 --> 01:49:55.000 we are so used to it moving fast that just simple by proximity of it 1467 01:49:55.159 --> 01:49:58.960 not movements as we are, we're perceiving it as moving even slower. That 1468 01:49:59.119 --> 01:50:00.960 might be a very real thing as well, where it's like it might be 1469 01:50:01.039 --> 01:50:09.239 like, come on, I don't even think so necessarily. I think some 1470 01:50:09.399 --> 01:50:11.680 of the time, but like I do think most of the time because I've 1471 01:50:11.840 --> 01:50:15.920 dude, there's a there's a convenience store around me that is always always understaffed, 1472 01:50:15.159 --> 01:50:18.479 always and there is always understaffed. Oh no, but hold on, 1473 01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:21.640 hold on, there's always like there's always a long ass line that takes in, 1474 01:50:23.199 --> 01:50:29.840 and I'm usually the person complaining the least. I'm like, I'm I'm 1475 01:50:30.039 --> 01:50:31.399 saying all this ship in my head where I'm like, what the fuck is 1476 01:50:31.479 --> 01:50:34.359 going on? Like what is wrong? Like why can't what is going on 1477 01:50:34.560 --> 01:50:39.319 in this world? But then other people in line are like, hey, 1478 01:50:39.439 --> 01:50:44.880 can we get a fucking other person on this other registry over here? I'm 1479 01:50:44.920 --> 01:50:46.199 giving them a New York accent. They don't have New York accents here, 1480 01:50:46.239 --> 01:50:50.880 they're all Armenia or something. But but like people like and and it bothers 1481 01:50:50.960 --> 01:50:55.000 me too, because like they're just like disrespectful to like the one employee there. 1482 01:50:56.000 --> 01:51:00.560 I'm just like, dude, fucking yeah, job because they've never had 1483 01:51:00.600 --> 01:51:10.359 a job that they've never done, that they've never had. I stand by 1484 01:51:10.399 --> 01:51:14.720 that you should have to work a period of time in retail because you are. 1485 01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:18.479 It is seeing people that have never worked the food service jobs or like 1486 01:51:18.640 --> 01:51:21.680 retail jobs, see the way they treat those people makes me fucking sick. 1487 01:51:24.359 --> 01:51:30.439 They don't deserve that. This person, you're absolutely sad because I've I've almost 1488 01:51:30.479 --> 01:51:32.760 snapped a few times and I would just lose my job. That's it for 1489 01:51:32.840 --> 01:51:35.640 being talked to like I made less than a person. I would just lose 1490 01:51:35.720 --> 01:51:40.880 my job. It's insane. I've seen my boss get spit on. Bro. 1491 01:51:41.600 --> 01:51:46.800 If someone spit on me, it is game time. I am going 1492 01:51:46.920 --> 01:51:50.159 to choke them. I Am going to choke them, fall on the ground 1493 01:51:50.560 --> 01:51:55.399 and make sure my back is to the floor so no one can get me 1494 01:51:55.560 --> 01:52:00.960 off of them. I've been going to try to kill them. I got 1495 01:52:01.039 --> 01:52:06.960 lucky doing my cashier John though only because like doing the cashier thing, it 1496 01:52:08.239 --> 01:52:12.640 was it almost was like a game to me, and like see how fast 1497 01:52:12.720 --> 01:52:15.600 I can scan shit, so like I was lightning. So nobody had any 1498 01:52:15.720 --> 01:52:20.960 time to complain when I was scanning shit because I was I was the fastest 1499 01:52:21.079 --> 01:52:25.640 by far, because they they would, they would have numbers, they would 1500 01:52:25.720 --> 01:52:29.039 keep track of all that ship, and I would destroy everybody because first of 1501 01:52:29.079 --> 01:52:31.920 all, let's be honest, even though it's not anybody's fault, people on 1502 01:52:32.000 --> 01:52:35.640 average are dumb and slow too, Like so even the workers and they're not 1503 01:52:35.720 --> 01:52:40.319 there's no there's no incentive. There's they're not incentivized to even be faster. 1504 01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:44.680 So there's that too. But even if they were, they're not that good 1505 01:52:44.800 --> 01:52:47.079 in the first place. So it's like here's somebody, like here's me. 1506 01:52:47.439 --> 01:52:49.840 I'm not retarded, and so it's like, all right, I can just 1507 01:52:50.399 --> 01:52:53.840 I know where all the scan things are, started learning everything is, so 1508 01:52:53.880 --> 01:52:57.800 I'm just fucking blazing and so people don't even have time to complain. Yeah, 1509 01:52:57.800 --> 01:53:00.640 and that's not the average experience. So it's like that's it's just it's 1510 01:53:00.640 --> 01:53:03.000 all fun. Man. I think that's a video that's a very video game, 1511 01:53:03.479 --> 01:53:06.199 that's a very video game oriented mindset too, because I feel like I 1512 01:53:06.279 --> 01:53:09.960 had the same thing where it's like I would try to like speed run my 1513 01:53:10.119 --> 01:53:14.079 job a lot, like I would try to like how fast can I like, 1514 01:53:14.199 --> 01:53:17.119 how fast can I scan every single thing in the in the electronics department, 1515 01:53:17.199 --> 01:53:20.560 and like, update the sales tickets, just just to give myself some 1516 01:53:21.520 --> 01:53:28.239 something to make it interesting, because otherwise it would have just been so fucking 1517 01:53:28.319 --> 01:53:31.560 bland and boring you'd want to kill yourself. That was Starbucks. But they 1518 01:53:31.560 --> 01:53:38.239 would still always find a complaint. Yeah that's the worst one, the worst 1519 01:53:38.239 --> 01:53:41.199 ahead of time, and they would still find a reason to complain. And 1520 01:53:41.239 --> 01:53:44.760 I'm like, the very what's wrong with that? What is wrong with Like 1521 01:53:44.800 --> 01:53:46.079 I would get there right and they do the pull right, so I do 1522 01:53:46.159 --> 01:53:48.880 the poll. I'd pull all the beans. I would take everything, everything 1523 01:53:48.920 --> 01:53:53.000 that knew that got dropped off for the for the week of sales. I 1524 01:53:53.000 --> 01:53:54.960 would take it all out and I would rush and I would do it real 1525 01:53:55.079 --> 01:53:58.880 fast, and they would be like, well, you did you scan this. 1526 01:53:59.000 --> 01:54:01.319 It's like, yeah, I did, well, redo that again because 1527 01:54:01.359 --> 01:54:03.560 now you're just doing this, And I'm like, I did it ahead of 1528 01:54:03.640 --> 01:54:06.439 time. It is already done. I don't need to do it again because 1529 01:54:06.439 --> 01:54:11.600 it's already done. I did it, though, and I'm like, you 1530 01:54:11.640 --> 01:54:14.760 know what, just come on their fucking face. I'm going to come at 1531 01:54:14.760 --> 01:54:16.039 you. When you turn your back, You're gonna turn your back and walk 1532 01:54:16.039 --> 01:54:23.520 off and I'm gonna come at you think that sexual assault though I can't. 1533 01:54:23.600 --> 01:54:26.199 You can't just be doing that. It definitely is. But you go to 1534 01:54:26.279 --> 01:54:30.239 Joe for that. You you got away, you you scar, you skirted 1535 01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:39.359 the charges, so you're run. It's really fast. It was it was 1536 01:54:42.359 --> 01:54:45.039 daring. You're right, no, I was just picturing fucking Kingston coming on 1537 01:54:45.159 --> 01:54:47.680 you. You're like kind of like real quick, kind of like you felt 1538 01:54:47.720 --> 01:54:53.319 something, but you know, you're like, you're not sure. You just 1539 01:54:53.359 --> 01:54:56.520 going back your business. Right now. We're doing the podcast, right and 1540 01:54:56.520 --> 01:54:59.079 I think it'd be funny if all of us are doing it and it's one 1541 01:54:59.119 --> 01:55:01.600 person walks by, like one person walks by in the background. I like, 1542 01:55:01.680 --> 01:55:08.000 one of our days, that would be funny. Who's that dude in 1543 01:55:08.039 --> 01:55:12.279 the back of your day? It's like, huh, who, there's no 1544 01:55:12.439 --> 01:55:18.199 dude in here, stupid all right, that'll be uh, that'll be that'll 1545 01:55:18.239 --> 01:55:24.640 be it for all all the questions. One left, but we have another 1546 01:55:24.720 --> 01:55:28.720 episode to do anyway, so we're just we're gonna save that one for the 1547 01:55:28.840 --> 01:55:32.199 next episode and then we'll uh, we'll round up one. We got one 1548 01:55:32.199 --> 01:55:36.359 more this month. Huh, you don't we haven't you have one more this 1549 01:55:36.439 --> 01:55:40.560 month. Oh well no, yeah, well well it's it's not worth it's 1550 01:55:40.560 --> 01:55:45.279 not it's literally just bland. It's it's it's a I I can read it, 1551 01:55:45.319 --> 01:55:47.800 but it would be a waste. You gotta right, listen, here's 1552 01:55:47.800 --> 01:55:50.760 the thing. I appreciate that you guys. I appreciate that you guys send 1553 01:55:50.800 --> 01:55:53.880 your stuff in. But at the same time, I don't want to incentivize 1554 01:55:53.920 --> 01:55:56.840 people to write in nonsense. I want to incentivize people to write in good 1555 01:55:56.920 --> 01:56:01.800 questions, which is why I typically don't read the nonsense once. That's the 1556 01:56:01.840 --> 01:56:06.239 only reason. But at the end of the month, maybe maybe it's a 1557 01:56:06.359 --> 01:56:12.319 no holds bar type deal. Thank you all for supporting UH patronic comp slash 1558 01:56:12.359 --> 01:56:16.319 of snark Tank snark Tank dot shop for all your merch needs and uh we'll 1559 01:56:16.439 --> 01:56:24.640 read the R twenty five dollars patrons now cam me now, uh three two 1560 01:56:25.439 --> 01:56:34.000 one hitting women. Uh. Vaughan of The Dead Spiro confidently showing up on 1561 01:56:34.119 --> 01:56:40.439 the set of RuPaul's drag Race, unaware that it's not short for dragon race. 1562 01:56:41.039 --> 01:56:46.319 That's so stupid, so that he's just there. He's like, what's 1563 01:56:46.359 --> 01:56:49.680 going on? Man, I'm ready. They're like, go that's Dragon that's 1564 01:56:49.760 --> 01:56:58.960 talking. That's round eyed Asian, slender Man's gay brother, slender Man's gay 1565 01:56:59.039 --> 01:57:15.239 brother. I like mender Man, Like, that's so fucking I thought you 1566 01:57:15.359 --> 01:57:20.119 might like that one. When I was when I was reading the credits for 1567 01:57:20.159 --> 01:57:23.560 the last episode because we had to separate him, I was like, I 1568 01:57:23.640 --> 01:57:27.159 specifically said, like, I think I think Derek will get a kick out 1569 01:57:27.159 --> 01:57:34.520 of that one. I like mend It's literally it's facilitating your joke at any 1570 01:57:34.680 --> 01:57:42.199 means necessary. I like that idea. This has got to make them laugh, 1571 01:57:43.840 --> 01:57:51.159 will good job? All right? Wearing a trench coat to terrify and 1572 01:57:51.359 --> 01:57:58.039 mystify uh phallic Baldwin's skeet shoot, I ain't shooting blanks, went on leave 1573 01:57:58.119 --> 01:58:00.960 to Thailand and hit and hit up Lingling The lady boy took a big step 1574 01:58:00.039 --> 01:58:04.039 for that Mahi mahi and stuck it in his back walls, carrying Chris around 1575 01:58:04.079 --> 01:58:10.439 the town as my pocket pussy Michel o' harris trans mask pussy, hey hole 1576 01:58:10.600 --> 01:58:18.640 fister by train damn hey hole fister, Hey, I like making blisters in 1577 01:58:18.800 --> 01:58:26.039 your booty. Ho, that's stupid turry and pussy in this life or the 1578 01:58:26.119 --> 01:58:30.319 next. Dick stone cold call me BBC, Austin Springsteen, I'm on fire. 1579 01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:32.520 Oh oh, I am gay, pooped in a sack, Call at 1580 01:58:32.520 --> 01:58:35.199 Poopsack, Little Wayne telling Drake to keep it. Canadian Jack, the world's 1581 01:58:35.199 --> 01:58:41.039 fastest MAJORI Charles Leclerk won the of the Monico Grand Prix. Let's go Comcast, 1582 01:58:41.119 --> 01:58:43.439 Wells, Fargo, All State, Nike, Kellogg Gehuila, Packard's, 1583 01:58:43.439 --> 01:58:46.640 CBS, Massacard, Dow Chemical, Macy's three M Delta Airlines, Big Meaty 1584 01:58:46.720 --> 01:58:49.479 stinks Andy, the man who's Andy's on now Eightier but not his Dandy, 1585 01:58:49.800 --> 01:58:55.760 sprinkling MSG on my dick and making him suck. Swen sounds like chills when 1586 01:58:55.800 --> 01:59:13.880 he reads number I was watching. It's like history rhymes h heath. That 1587 01:59:14.039 --> 01:59:20.640 is crazy lawyer, lawyer laurying her way out of being gay. As you 1588 01:59:20.720 --> 01:59:24.479 throw at me, gids. We should make fun of Sween, the same 1589 01:59:24.520 --> 01:59:29.119 as Caso the Immortal Jellyfish. I only fuck in fluorescent lighting, homeless transfer 1590 01:59:29.239 --> 01:59:35.039 who comes Kodak black getting castrated for raping erm ou e u uh. Listen 1591 01:59:35.119 --> 01:59:38.479 to swords drawn by Army of the Pharos and see very kin as a sample. 1592 01:59:38.479 --> 01:59:40.920 They're like Jedi. My tricks one of my lectures got cut by the 1593 01:59:40.960 --> 01:59:43.800 leading of the pixies. I once saw Sweeney do a fifty to fifty slow 1594 01:59:43.840 --> 01:59:46.760 handstand push ups k s my curse. There's come burning to find you. 1595 01:59:47.439 --> 01:59:50.760 Will you come for me, mister pants? I write fan fix of Chris 1596 01:59:50.840 --> 01:59:57.319 and Sween getting impregnated by by mutated muscly bunny peeps baller of the first sin 1597 01:59:57.439 --> 02:00:00.319 spump of futters. Sweeney, please come to Sweden. The gnome hunting season 1598 02:00:00.439 --> 02:00:04.920 is on right now. That sounds uh, sounds fire to hunt hunt some 1599 02:00:05.000 --> 02:00:11.520 nomes in Sweden. Jolly old dipshit honked or Sala Honka's wheelchair mounted by corn 1600 02:00:11.600 --> 02:00:16.720 he uses tick tom municate maye. I load drip and I really love honked 1601 02:00:16.800 --> 02:00:21.079 or Sala Honka man like, it's such a good fucking name. Uh. 1602 02:00:21.800 --> 02:00:28.479 Maybe I load driven flatter ciphergraph fiberglass flashlight prank. I can't believe they put 1603 02:00:28.479 --> 02:00:31.239 a black person in my historical fiction game Gonna Climb, But this is ridiculous. 1604 02:00:31.319 --> 02:00:34.439 Hunter Duba just pussy using a riot shields lily milk and asmen gold for 1605 02:00:34.520 --> 02:00:39.279 just one drop of piss. What pussy would make a hypothetical? Uh with 1606 02:00:39.439 --> 02:00:44.119 a gay little Red showed wolf, not a gray wolf. Reds are nearly 1607 02:00:44.279 --> 02:00:48.800 extinct. Uh, they suck. So that's literally I didn't even make a 1608 02:00:48.840 --> 02:00:53.880 mistake reading that. That's literally what it says. Lily's asparagus binging, pissed 1609 02:00:53.880 --> 02:01:00.720 dealer, you must go to the bodega system. Uh, Caucasian container, 1610 02:01:00.800 --> 02:01:04.199 the crier ral for gays, disgruntled Donald Trump burbing on Dom's clit a Frenchman 1611 02:01:04.399 --> 02:01:08.399 ate a plane, Google it and discuss She Derek on My Sweeney Till like 1612 02:01:08.479 --> 02:01:12.039 Chris, can you please leave a few seconds of silent audio At the end 1613 02:01:12.039 --> 02:01:15.960 of each podcast episode, Patron always cuts off a few seconds She Pipkin on 1614 02:01:15.039 --> 02:01:20.359 my pippa possum, call her Robert the way she goes downing on my junior. 1615 02:01:20.720 --> 02:01:25.039 That's pretty good. That's a good one. Actually, Actually, that 1616 02:01:25.199 --> 02:01:30.000 actually is one that follows that actually is one that follows the template here, 1617 02:01:30.000 --> 02:01:33.239 probably the best. That is the best one. For sure. That's the 1618 02:01:33.319 --> 02:01:39.600 best one I've heard. I think, Yeah, that's so tough. Okay, 1619 02:01:39.680 --> 02:01:42.119 Daddy, Derek, can you you can fight a wolf? I believe 1620 02:01:42.159 --> 02:01:45.079 in you. Insulting that, insisting that Brill is a stand up guy. 1621 02:01:45.600 --> 02:01:54.000 No need to insist because it's thank you for yourself evident. Uh a monkey 1622 02:01:54.199 --> 02:02:02.840 biting a baby's soft spot. 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FYI, it's been almost a year and Mama jf is still 1674 02:05:45.319 --> 02:05:53.760 missing. It's fucking crazy, crazy man Chris trying to read like Buppa Papa 1675 02:05:53.800 --> 02:05:58.640 Bob. Both JFK and RFK have holes in their head. Alaska oilfield trash, 1676 02:05:58.760 --> 02:06:03.640 Texas Stater salad, Young Sheldon shot in Times Square. Uh see Hulk 1677 02:06:04.319 --> 02:06:09.079 to go. My ass hair is Nikky Ziggy Jerry Seinfeld picking up his underage 1678 02:06:09.119 --> 02:06:13.760 girlfriend. Sorry, miss Jackson, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, 1679 02:06:14.119 --> 02:06:17.920 the vegan necromancer, I got consent, Athery and Brogerian punter Malpus One finally 1680 02:06:17.960 --> 02:06:21.600 rehabilitated, back in the saddle with two functioning hands and routing out our list 1681 02:06:21.760 --> 02:06:30.359 as always the king of a hap Hazard. Thanks for stopping. Bye, 1682 02:06:32.760 --> 02:06:43.479 I'm gonna go. 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