Made a decision of face sunny sun on. I had a vision night to
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this week. Stephanie gave a great story, kind of kind of classic.
Yes, you know, it was really funny. My favorite was the end.
I mean not because it ended, you'll hear it anyway. Let us
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That's a callback too, Yes, Sander's son easy being green and Christa get
the shop. Yes. How was your week? Well? I had it.
I've been hanging out with Natalia a lot since Sonny's been still gone.
Oh this Thursday, how's he doing? Have you heard from him? You
know, he's not a man of many words on text. Once in a
while, you know, I'll send me a picture. They were on the
bullet train. He's having fun. And you know, Natalia has been Her
and I have just kind of been hanging out. Went to workout class with
her the other day. We went went swimming at the at the country club
place that we joined, and just been hanging out with her making list.
There goes Kaylen again, Kaylen just leaves or she just gets up and yeah
and way don't know where he goes. Nope, Well he went in the
house. Oh, he's probably going peeps. Oh god, speaking of peeps.
Oh my god. Phil Oh I know every week I talk about Phil.
Well, he's like my one kid left. Yeah, yeah, having
my toddler, he is like having a toddler. He had the most horrendous
I've met. This is the worst I've ever seen at seizure. In the
middle of the night, like three thirty in the morning. He wasn't I
could tell he wasn't feeling good because he was getting up and moving around a
lot. Sometimes when he's got an upset stomach, he'll do that. He
was on the floor in my bedroom, luckily on the hardwood part, and
he was laid pressed up against my closet door. And I got up,
went to the bathroom, came back, and all of a sudden, I
hear like violently shake the door pounding. His head's like pounding against it.
So I like hold his head and he's going into full seizure. And usually
his seizures laughs like about two minutes. This seizure went on and on,
and then as soon as I feel like he's coming out of it, he
went right back into it again, like shaking. Because what he does is
he shakes violently and shakes violently, and his tongue's hanging out, and you
know, he doesn't hear you or anything, and he's going. And then
after he's done having the violent shakes, he'll start breathing, and you know,
he's just out, he's out, and then all of a sudden,
he pops up, like what the fuck, what's going on? You know,
that's what usually, But this time he was violently shaking. And then
when he was breathing heavy, breathing heavy, breathing heavy, then he starts
shaking violently again, and I was like, what is happening. This has
never happened before. And and I can feel sometimes and sometimes I feel like
he's biting his tongue. He's like chomping on his tongue. It's just the
worst. And this time, you know, a little time. Most of
the time he peas a little bit. This time it was a waterfall.
He just kept peelings peeing all over my feet because I was standing there holding
his head and he's just like a fountain, peeing, peeing, peing,
And then I smell shit and then I look underneath him and there's just shit.
And sorry everybody. It was just like a huge mess in my bedroom.
Oh god. And it was three thirty in the morning, and I
was like, oh my god. And then the thing with phil is is
once he's done out of his seizure, he doesn't know where he is.
He's very loopy. He walks around the house, he pants and walks around
the house, stares at his reflection and mirrors and stuff. And I know
that as soon as he gets he's done and he comes out of the seizure,
he's gonna get up and start bumping into furniture with shit stuck to the
to his body, right, and you know. So I'm like, oh,
So then he gets up and I'm like trying to corral him, and
I take him and I'm like, okay, he can go outside. The
best place for him is in the backyard now because we don't have a pool,
so we can't fall into the pool. So I just okay, go
outside, go to the backyard while I clean this mess up. I clean
the mess up, and now it's like it's four thirty in the morning and
he's got shit on him, and I'm like, do I put him in
the shower? Do I what? And it's warm out carpet in your room,
right, I do have a yes, it's like the wall carpeting or
it was not a rug, no I have I just have a rug like
under the bed. So it's hardwood floors. And then but he was laying
so close, I mean, he's very close to the carpet, okay,
and he got there was a little bit of pee that like got onto the
carpet that I sprayed cleaned up. But luckily he was on the hardwood floor,
and so that part was easy cleaning up. So then I go outside
and it's warm out. It's so hot, you know, it's summer.
So I get the hose and by the way, fills the dog that gets
into the pool in the winter time at the old house. He's not phased
by cold water, so but the hose water was pretty warm. So anyway,
get the shampoo out, take him outside, I hose him down,
and he's trying to like pace and like he's trying to move and I'm trying
to hold him still. You know, He's bobbing and weaving and he's panting
and he's just very loopy. And then I give him his CBD. I
give him CBD oil, which helps him calm down. Otherwise he could paste
like that for like two hours. He just can't relax and he's just you
can hear his his paws like scraping on the floor, like he's not himself
for a long time. And luckily the CBD oil just kind of like putsh
you know, relaxes him. So you know, it was a bad,
big, bad night with Phil and but it was really scary. I was
like, I've never seen him have a seizure like that. But did you
call the vet or did there was does anybody? I mean, there's just
nothing you can do, right, Just some dogs get seizures. Yeah,
he's disorder. He has epilepsy. Yeah, and he has his medication and
give it to him every night, and you know he'll go sometimes for a
long time with him with no seizure, you know, but one does it
mean anything that this one was worse than all the other ones? You know,
I was thinking that but I was monitoring him and he was totally fine.
The next day. He was like, because if he was like lethargic
and stuff, you know, then maybe, but he was totally fine.
The next day. It was back to normal, Like once he calmed down,
went back to sleep, is the sun came up, then you know
he was He was okay the next day and he's been fine ever since.
And the fucking thing is is I feel like I jinxed him because just the
other day I was like telling Sonny before he left on his trip, I'm
like, yeah, Phils, you know, in the new house since we
moved in, he had hasn't gotten in any trash, He hasn't gotten into
backpacks and you know trash cans and because everything is just put away everything,
and he hasn't had a seizure in the new house. Like even so far,
so good, And then yeah, that happened. But I could see
where it's difficult to have somebody else watch him, like when you were going
away and you really didn't want to leave. Imagine like that's all I think
about, is imagine if he did that at his little you know camp that
he goes, summer camp that he goes off to, you know, even
though she's prepared for it. She has a medication. I don't you know,
like in the middle of the night, he could be with all the
dogs. I don't know how they work. I don't think he sleeps in
the bed with the you know, the people that run the camp. So
yeah, I do worry, like, you know, leaving him with other
people. It's kind of scary. So that sounds so hard. Yeah,
especially in the middle of the night. It almost always has happened in the
middle of the almost always in the middle of the night, in the middle
of the night or very early morning hours. Never does it ever happen in
the middle of the day. Never. So scary and gross, I know,
I know, it's like he's never done that before. Like like,
like I said, he has a seizure, he has like tinkles a little
bit, but this was just hot. I mean, this seizure just really
took it out of him. I guess everything literally out of him a little.
I mean. And also imagine if he was on my bed, because
he usually is sleeping on my bed. Oh yeah, this time he wasn't
you know. He's on the floor, probably because it was warm. He
wants to cool off, you know, usually goes on the floor. So
I mean, oh god, I don't want to think about it. Wow,
that's interesting because Peopo also like starts out on the bed and because she's
getting old, she's even starting to have trouble getting on the bed. So
and but she likes to sleep. We have we have a rug in our
bedroom, but it's also like flooring. Part it's not real hardwood, but
you know, it's like hardwood flooring. And and she loves to like she
sleeps sometimes under my desk which is in the corner the road fill and she'll
which is like a little doghouse almost right now and then or just on the
floor near our bed, got on the rug. She wants the cold floor
floor. Yeah, but it's so but a lot of times we're like,
where where did people go? Yeah, And then we couldn't We literally couldn't
find her last night and it was because she was hiding under she was under
my desk with just her head sticky, her nose was sticking out. Yes.
And Phil loves the bathroom like the cold tile in the bathroom. H
yeah, because he gets hot. Well I'm glad he's better now. Yeah,
he's okay now, but yeah, it was kind of it was pretty
scary. Yeah, so how was your week? Well, okay, kind
of crazy, but I feel like it was, Oh, okay, this
is so random and not something that we would normally do. But speaking of
CBD and my not sleeping that, well, we were talking about sleeping while
we were a little bit talking about that on Patreon. We have a new
sponsor and this is not an AD because we I don't even know if they
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taking the non THHC that it's just CBD, it's for sleep. Yes,
I took it two nights in a row, I swear to God, I
for the first time in a year. I woke up this morning to my
alarm clock really and I was like, wait, which did go off at
seven thirty? But I can't tell you the last time I slept until seven
thirty. I went to bed last night. I took I took it,
like I don't know. John and I were watching TV and I took one
the night I got home from the thing that I told you about on Patreon,
and then I took one last night because I was like, oh that
really works. It's CBD for sleep. Oh my god, no side effects,
Like it's' non THHC so you don't feel at all altered. No,
it's not zero TC, but it's like a lot. It's a high amount
of CBD. And I woke up at seven thirty and I was shot.
I was like, wait, what really? And also I woke up in
the middle of the night, which I almost always do and I usually have
trouble falling asleep, and I was like, I woke up because Peopo was
crying. For a minute, this is what it all reminded me of.
But I was able to, Like I got up, I peed, I
petted Pepo, and then I fell back to sleep, like and you could
go right back. I went right back to sleep and then I I did
not wake up until my alarm and I was like, holy shit. And
I called Corey this morning, that's our ad person, and I was like,
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I'm sure it's f COL yeah V I I A. Oh my god.
I know we're not officially doing an ad for them yet, but my god,
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I was like, I literally, you know, was like, this is
a miracle. Yeah. I just opened my eyes at seven thirty. Yeah,
because I have the same problem with sleep, like it just you know,
like I can fall asleep, but then I wake up in the middle
of the night and then I'm you know, then I can't go back to
sleep right away, and it sucks. I just lay you need to try
these and maybe give it to Sunny. Yeah. I was thinking that that
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John's been taking him too. Like now I sound like I'm doing a full
on ad, which like we're not, because we don't even Lady. You
know, when you get a certain age, it's hard, is crazy.
If you can't sleep, it just really messes what scars up your day,
really does. Yeah, And I hate the times where I wake up in
the in the middle of the night and then I'm like, oh, no,
oh, no, I know. I'm afraid of the night. I
hate it. Yes, yes, or I would when I open my eyes
kind of wide wake and it's still dark out and I'm like, no,
oh, I know that. I look at my phone and it's four o'clock
in the morning, and you're like, oh, kill me. The worst.
I had a meeting the other day and I had to be like in
van eyed at like nine, which is not that early, but like I
woke up and at four and I just couldn't go back to sleep. So
I'm like, I'm just gonna stay up. So I just got up and
did my thing and you know, did a little yoga in the living room
and then went to buy me and then by the time I get back,
it's only like noon and I'm exhausted. Yes, you've had a full day.
Yeah, it's like being in the army and up forever. You're like,
I've done more before nine am than nice people do all day. Literally,
Then you're like, well, now I need to go to bed.
But then it's a horrible cycle because you're like, I can't even go to
bed that early, right, because that I'm going to wake up in the
middle of the night again exactly, So like I can't can go into bed
at nine pm. Yes, I know, I make myself stay up until
at least eleven or I'm going to screw everything up. That's exactly what I
did, by the way, exactly what I was doing. Yeah, it's
just it's ugh, it's the worst, the worst. But now I have
my condo that i'm i'm uh been trying to get, like ready to get.
I gotta rent it, you know, it's right, So do you
have a realtor for that? We? Are you just doing it yourself?
Well, there's some of the neighbors are telling me that they have people that
might want, you know, that are interested. So I'm going to talk
to them first. But if not, then maybe good, Yeah, then
maybe I'll talk to my realtor. But but I kind of missed that place,
like you know, going over there. It's like, oh, you
know, this just was my alone time over there. I mean, I
love my new place, and I love that I'm the kids are around all
the time, but it's like my little you know, bachelor pad, bachelorette
pad. So. But but you can always go back there, like when
the kids are out. Right, if you decide to downsize whatever, then
you still own it, right I'm selling it. No, No, I'm
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That's what I'm hearing. Yeah, do you feel like and you only
lived there for like how long did you live there? I think it was
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I put in a new kitchen tile, new kitchen floors, yeah,
bathroom floors, hardwood floors upstairs. Yeah, I did a lot to it.
Yeah, so it's all just ready. Now I got to get rid
of the furniture. There's some like stragglers in there. Not a lot of
furniture because I really didn't need that. But the bedroom furniture's out anyway.
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By the way, I mean, listen, not a lot happened over the
you know, over the weekend, accept Kamala Harris. I know is that
that's right at a nowhere yesterday well will be hopefully soon, but yes,
our our Joe Biden dropped out Kamala Harris is in and I just want to
say that I feel energized. I feel excited. I've been having regular postcarding
parties just to tell people to vote, you know, hopefully to protect our
reproductive rights get them back. Yeah, and protect the rights of our kids,
our environment, a lot of a lot of things that I would love
people to take action and vote yes and what post So we do these postcards,
and I have a bunch of people over at my house and we write
postcards to voters in states. Oh that's good. M wow. Yeah.
So I've been doing that the last couple of Sundays. But I'm just being
honest. Of course, I think it's a good thing to do. But
like I, like many other people who are Democrats, was not that excited
about Joe Biden. I mean it would be like I was real worried,
and I was, you know, not feeling super optimistic. And I was
when talk came about him possibly dropping out, I asked, my gut,
how do I feel about this? Because it's scary because incumbent typically has a
huge advantage. But I think this was a real special circumstance. I think
Biden served his country very well. He really helped the economy. He tried
to get US loan forgiveness, he got job. I mean, there's a
lot of things that Joe Biden did, but you know, he is quite
old. Starting to feel bad for him because like you know, it's like
hadd on, like if that was your grandfather or something, you would want
to protect him and be like, you know, it's okay, Like you've
done everything, You've done a good job. Just now it's time to just
let somebody else take the reins. One hundred and when you think about it,
it's got to be a relief for him because it's not just being the
president another four years. It's all the campaigning. It is a lot,
a lot, a lot, and he was already diminishing, you know.
But also we need somebody strong who can explain to people why the alternative would
be a very awful thing, right. I mean, it seems obvious that
having a dictator would not be a great way to have a country run.
But you know, a lot of people feel that that is more tolerable to
them than so listen, all I know is that Kamala may be the victim.
Like a lot of people maybe racist or just not want her for a
variety of reasons. But I'm excited, excite the fact to have a female
in the White House. I know, it's president. I know a lot
of people did not love Hillary for various reasons. Some of them were propaganda,
but a lot of people have like not great feelings about the Clintons in
general, and for some good reason. Like I get it, you know,
So like here's somebody new, right right, new and young and you
know, fresh meat fresh. Yes, yeah, it's exciting time, Like
it's about time to have a female president. It's going to be great.
I mean, I can't even imagine. My kids were excited. Yeah,
like they didn't really understand what was going on, but we were talking about
it like a lot of the day, and I was explaining to Xander.
And then it was really cute because Xander had a friend over who was young.
It's a the younger brother of one of his friends happened to be at
our house and we overheard Xander explaining to this kid, who's twelve, like
about the importance. So this is what's going on is John texted me he
was in the office, So Xander and his friend were in the living room
and I was in the bedroom and we could both hear from opposite sides of
the house, and John was like, oh my god, this is the
cutest conversation seem Does Xander explain after I just explained to him? Right,
We just been explaining to him together, and then to hear him he had
explained, we explain it to somebody else with authority, right, Yeah,
So here's what's going on. Just ask me. The kid was all yours.
He's like, oh really yeah, and Sander's like, yeah, pretty
much. That's the situation. And how does the electoral college work. Xander's
like, okay, listen, so every state has senators and this is what's
let me get a matter. Yeah, exactly. That's so cute. You
get some slides. There's going to be a PowerPoint presentation. It was really
cute. Totally see that. By the way, did you guys? Yeah,
go ahead. What I was gonna ask you about? Karaoke? Oh
okay, karaoke was so fun. So last week, listeners, I invited
Lynette to come out to kaoke. She was like, oh, hell no.
She thought about it for a minute. It's pretty far for you.
It was far and Natalia was home that night. Oh yeah. Yeah,
Yeah, we're hanging out. We're having some bonding. Yeah, we've been
bonding. Well. I went to karaoke with the same people that I went
last time, except for this time. Also Robin came and my friend Cecily
that not my podcast partner, but one of my mother friends. Yeah,
who you would love. So both of those people were up for it.
Plus my kids brought an extra friend. So there was like a big table
of us. And what about the dad. The dad came. That dad
is his Mitch. He came with his two daughters. Huh. I came
with Adian Xander and their friend, and Robin and Cecily, and he came
with his two daughters. So we were a big table. Fine. Yeah,
And then for the longest apparently Google maps or Apple Maps or something erroneously
was saying that the karaoke place was closed. Really, so like for the
longest time, we were the only people there. Oh that sucks. No,
it was totally fine. Oh. At first I was like, well,
what happened? Where's all the regulars? But then it was really cute
because like everybody just from our table was getting up and singing songs. So
we just sang a bunch of songs. I sang nine to five with Cecily,
and Robin's hilarious. Yeah, uh, stumble out of bed and some
of the kitchen, pull myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and
try to come to laugh. So that was hilarious. Robin and I did
a bread song, okay, a bread song. Yeah, I would give
any thing. Oh yes, that love that song. And then you know,
Mitch did a father figure George Michael. He's got an amazing voice.
The kids were one of the kids did Summertime. One of the kids.
They were all doing these great songs. Oh my god, Like I know,
I just said that as if I had the hugest breaking news, huge,
breaking news news, alert, news break. Okay, this I did
not know. So one of the one of the kids did Hotel California.
You know, the line that goes her mind is definitely twisted. Do you
know that that is not the words to that line? What is the line?
Is her mind? Is Tiffany twisted? Tiffany twist, Tiffany twisted?
Who the fuck knew that? It came up on the karaoke lyrics And I
was like, oh, that must be a error, Like that's funny karaoke
has the lyrics wrong. Then I google and then I was telling somebody like
the next this is how much. I was like, well, it's obviously
what would Tiffany twisted mean that she's like obsessed with Tiffany jewelry? I guess
because the next line is like she drives a Mercedes Benz. Yeah. So
I was telling somebody. I was like, you know what's funny is karaoke
had the lyrics wrong. They called it Tiffany Twisted. And then I was
like, well, before I announced to everybody how funny it is that the
karaoke messed up, I should google it. I google it and it's Tiffany
Twisted. But I don't understand, Like, okay, but isn't that kind
of a think piece. Yeah, I guess Tiffany twisted, like I could
see her mind as warped on Chanel. But like, I don't know,
is Tiffany is not like the most right like high scale, Like you don't
see somebody with like a Tiffany necklace and go, whoa, right, there's
rare. When was that song written, like in the eighties or seventies,
Oh, in the seventies. I want to say, like, wasn't Tiffany
jewelry like the Blue Box kind of big back? I guess so because remember
that there was well there was Breakfast, a Tiffany's right, big movie,
and there was that, you know, Yeah, so Tiffany twisted. I
mean, I guess if you're high on coke, you come up with that
kind of lyrics. Yes, hate You make a good point. Weren't they
like just flying like I don't know that's how I pictured. Maybe everybody who's
listening is just like, yeah, Tiffany twisted, Like you didn't know that.
No, I didn't. I didn't know that. You know what I
didn't know? You know the song so turning Japanese. Yeah, okay,
you know it's supposed to be about whatever, but it's supposed to be like
about jacking off. Did you know that? No, you didn't know that.
As like when you're jacking off, you like your squint your turning Deevianie
and you're squirting your Yeah, yeah you're squinting. Your eyes are squinty.
Okay, so I'm turning Japanese. I really think so I didn't know that.
No sex, no drugs, no why, no women, no fun
nos no, no wonder, it's dark. Everybody's around me as a total
stranger. Everything around me is a psyclone ranger. Everyone. Well, how
does that have to do with masturbation? I don't know, but yeah I
didn't. I knew it was about masturbation. I didn't put that's why it's
about masturbation because your eyes are get squinty. Interesting. Did you know that,
Kaylin? Did you even know that song? And did you also know
the song by Lady Gaga poker Face? Yeah? What it's really about?
What is she's saying? Fuck her face? She's saying bu up, She's
saying pup up. If you listen to it, you can hear going but
but but fuckerr face but her face. That's what she's saying. And then
you hear the background, the background guy's going because get it, I'm doing
like oh, like a blowjob, like yeah, ma, And if you
listen, baby Goga, no, dare you poker Face? No? I
thought I really relate to that song. I'm like, yeah, women playing
poker, Okay, thank you for writing a song for me for the ladies
that love poker. Wow, Wow, Wow, you learn something new every
day. I'm like very offended, right, Now that's so interesting. Yeah,
kaylen you got any good stories like that about songs? Now? I
told you my my favorite thing is the lyrics I always got was wrong?
Was the Elanis Morris set and uh was she and I Swear and Remind you?
And the crossseyde bear. I thought she was saying of the cross eyed
bear, like when you win a bear at the carnival, and sometimes their
eyes are like loose and falling, cross eyes bear that you gave to me.
Oh that's so funny, that's what I thought. Wow, Yeah,
in my twenties, that's what I was picturing. You know, that goofy
little cross eyed bear, teddy bear you get at the carnival, right,
that you gave to me? You you. I don't know did I ever
tell you this story that many years ago, pre John, I I had
broken up with the guy that it doesn't really matter, but I was on
a first I was on like a second date with this guy that I liked.
I'd been on one date with him, okay, but funny enough,
i'd been on one date with him and I'd gotten drunk, and then I
was very surprised that he called me again. I know, crazy that I
got drunk on a date in those days, but I was I was nursing
a breakup myself through a breakup with the with the only guy I ever lived
with and was like in love with besides John, and that guy left me
and went to Italy, which we all know that story. So this was
a guy that I was like, very reboundy. But anyway, we're I
went out on the second date with him and he brought me flowers. It
was very sweet. So I have a friend who has a friend of a
friend was friends with this girl Alanis, who was a singer, did not
have an album out yet, but was like had come out here and was
working with I guess Glenn Ballard, like you know, like she He was
like, hey, she's got some buzz behind her, but she's nineteen years
old and in those days, she you put out your demos. It was
literally like a cassette tape. So somebody had a cassette tape that they gave
to me and I listened to it and I was like, holy shit.
It was the cassette tape was of her first album Wow. So the album
was not out yet, like, and she was just this nineteen year old
girl from Canada. I listened to the song and I mean, head over
feet, I love that and ironic and what we're talking about you ought to
know? And I was like, oh my god, this girl is going
to be so famous. I was like, I was obsessed. I would
listen to do it over and over. I would play it for everybody that
I met. I would be like, oh my god, you have to
come sit in my car because in those days had to bring people in your
car and be like I have to play this this song. So then one
night, so then this night that I was on this date with this guy,
the second date and then he never called me again, we went to
meet this girl. We were going to Oh my god. Okay, So
it was my friend's birthday and we were meeting at this bar and the other
girl that is friends with my friend brought Alanis with her, who was nineteen,
and I had already been listening to the tape because my friend had given
it to me. So I was like, oh my god, like I
have to tell you because this is so me. I was like, I
have to tell you that you're going to be so famous, and she's like,
I don't know, like the quality of musicians she's with, you know,
I'm just like being me, going like I'm telling you, like,
I love this song, soody, you got it, you got that it.
I was like, And then I was telling her the story. I'm
like, I have been listening to this over and over. I've been making
people come sit in my car. And she was so sweet. She was
like, oh my gosh, thank you so much. I wonder she's so
nice for you to say. I bet she might remember to ever remember that.
No, but no, she was nineteen ten, she still now,
I know. So. But the funniest part was she was is very like
you know, love crazy, right, So she had all the questions for
me and the guy. She was like, oh my god, like how
did you guys meet? So like this is the second date and she's like,
oh my god, it's like so hard to meet people, and like,
you know, I want a boyfriend. And it was just really funny.
She and meanwhile, this guy, you know, yeah, and I
think I told her that I that he got me flowers or something, and
she was like, oh my god, that is so sweet. Do you
think you guys are gonna get married? Like all these questions. Little did
she know he never called me again, and then she got insanely and the
same week, still months before it came out. And then when it came
out, I was so excited for her. I felt like I personally have
then. And then she just got exploded and every album went crazy, and
I was like, fuck, knew it. Yeah, I remember that video,
like, do you remember that video? Yes, it's just I remember
sitting in my old Canoga Park house and watching it on my little TV on
MTV, and I was like, this bitch mad? Who the hell is
she mad at? There weren't songs like that. No, women did not
sing angry songs and like go off on people, like she goes off on
that guy? And it was Dave Coolier. Huh. I think that's what
everybody says. Yeah. Is he's Canadian too? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
makes sense. I can't imagine being like that obsessed with Dave Coolier,
though, can you me? No? Like I could see Dave Grohl not
Dave Coolier. No, I know, I don't know. I don't get
it. But maybe and wasn't he quite a bit older than Yeah? Maybe
she likes that. Yeah, Well, then she was with Ryan Reynolds for
a while. It's right, Yeah, I thought that would work out.
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There is no that's so funny that you would say that though, because
nine to five was last week, the episode that had that song in it,
watched last night and I was like, that's so funny. Oh so
you will just thought of it. Yeah, yeah, So you're watching the
Netflix one right, Yes, so good, which is so it's so good,
but it's so dark. I know, it's kind of heavy. Yeah.
I feel for these girls, I mean hip replacements and you know,
eating disorders and just like having this like it's it's so doesn't it feel a
little cultish very much? You know, just and the women that run it
are such bitches. They're awful. I know you should see the actual TV
show because I've watched some of it, and uh, they talk about like
their weight, like they're like, you've gained weight since last year. You've
showed that thing about the old woman who ran it, Suzanne or whatever,
and how she would tell them like no muffin top, Like how she would
talk about their bodies, right, yeah, like you got to fit in
the uniform. You can't have any of that extra to wait. You know,
Yeah, they're bitches there. But you know when you're seeing those scenes
where the one the main woman whose name I can't remember off the top of
Kelly, Yeah, where they're watching the video and you know they're doing it
for the Netflix show. They're just like, oh, we're going to roll
the tape and they're like, we need to talk to you about your eyebrows.
Oh I forgot how I would see their eyebrows from in the stand right,
and they're like, yeah, your eyebrows, this is not good.
You need to do something. Yeah, which their eyebrows are fine, and
they give them makeovers and stuff, and even if they don't make the team,
like the one girl didn't, they take her from a blonde to like
kind of like a brunette. Yeah, they said she looked trashy, right
right, And then she came back as a brunette, and then she still
didn't take her Yeah, it's it's brutal. And then she was crying on
the phone to her mom and going, well, you're gonna see me as
a brunette and I'm going to stay this way so I can reapply next year.
Yeah I know, But so did you watch the whole thing? I
don't think I'm done yet because someone like episode six, the last episode,
I think it's the last episode, gave me the chill. It like opens
with their whole like coming out of the you know tunnel. Unless you saw
it already, Oh I did see the one where they came out. Well,
they come out of the tunnel and they do the whole Thunderstrike song.
They do the whole thing. Yeah, I feel so. And then they
that one's more about like with the truck driver and it's oh, and he's
not feeling well and he's not in uh it's Christmas time and uh now with
the Christmas tree decoration. No, I don't think I saw the lot.
I guess I'm not at the final episode. Yeah, okay, it's really
good. It's really good. It's on netflixing, yes, well that's I
know. That's the thing. Like we watched it, and then we wanted
to see like the actual TV show, which is nothing like the Netflix it's
cheesy the music, you know, but but it's still pretty good. Like
it's very competitive and you see the competition. You see what these girls go
through, and you know, but you know some some and you know the
blonde girl in the Netflix one, I thought her mom was one of the
two ladies running the thing. Oh no, no, it's not. For
like the first couple of episodes, I was thinking that was her daughter now
but no, but a couple of them, Madison I think, and that
girl Lindsey, Yeah, I think their moms were Dallas couboard cheerleaders, right
right. They're the most kind of messed up. Yeah, yeah, this
is kind of sad, Yeah it is. And then then I'm watching some
of the old episodes and one of the one of them, one of the
seasons, they have Jazzmine, Remember Jasmine from the Valley, Yeah, she's
she was a Dallas cowboy cheerleader, you was They show her they show the
like her trying out and really like you know, going for it and wanting
to make the team. And then she makes the team and then yeah,
she's she gets to be on the team. Wait in the TV show,
not the TV show at the seventies. Not there's another TV show. No,
there's there's another. There's not the Netflix, but there's like on like
I don't know, the country music channel or something. Okay, it's the
Dallas Cowboy. It's the same. It's the same because if you're watching Netflix
sometimes they show a flashback. That's what they're showing. Oh, they have
twelve seasons of it. Oh yeah, and I just tuned into one of
the seasons. I was like, wait a second, that's Jasmine from The
Valley. Yeah. And then also there's Melissa Wycroft from is that her name
right? From The Battle Bachelor. Oh, she was the cheerleader and then
she became like a mentor to the cheerleader later. Yeah, it's you'll go
down this whole rabbit hole, like it's crazy. Yeah. The thing that
I just think is so kind of cultish about these things is like it's not
enough to be on the team. Then you have to make team leader.
Or whatever, and then there's team leader and then second team leader, and
if you don't make that, you're like, well, why am I even
here with my purpose in life if I'm not a team leader? I mean,
I'm already legacy. I'm already year four, you know, so I
only have one more year, so I know, you know, and you're
like, oh no, it's crazy. Yeah it's good. And did you
know, I was very surprised. So I always thought that they do all
of their dances to specific songs. I didn't know that they're just at the
mercy of what the stadium plays. I know. Yeah, that's the crazy
thing too. Whatever they play, they have to improvise. They work one
of their combinations in with that. I know. I guess they get the
count down, you know, not the countdown right, but they get the
count right, and that they get it. They just all get on that
same age, no matter what song it is. I guess, right,
it's just crazy. So that's where the team leaders come in and yeah,
I guess they go, Okay, we're gonna go with this dance. It's
like having a play, I guess, you know, like your plays with
basketball, right football? You know, right? Right? That but not
but not, but yeah, it's it's it's addicting that show. It gets
you know, it's really interesting. Yeah, and then that's basically like all
I'm watching, Well, I'm watching The Bachelor. Oh are you watching The
Bachelor? It's just it's just started. Is it a new? Episode?
Two was last Monday, so today we're recording on a Monday. Tonight is
episode three? Okay? Is it the Bachelor? Pretty good? It's Bachelorette?
Okay, who's who is it? Her name is Jen Tran. She's
our first Asian bout ye. Yes, yeah, these guys is like it's
kind of worth watching. Yeah. But Cecily not my mom friend, Cecily
my podcast partner, and I are covering that and the OC Housewives, which
these women there's no grounding characters. We should take about that on Friday,
yeah, because I got caught up. Yeah, and we're also covering ninety
Day Fiance the Other Way, which I know you enjoy. Yeah. I
haven't watched it though, is it? Is it good? It's pretty good?
Really? Yeah? Have you seen this couple Chakaina and I forgot his
sarper Yeah, yeah, just train wrecks. Like he's like a crazy Sarp
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she's had just so much plastics insane. Yeah, she's from la I think.
Yes, those two are on. They're on it, yep. Wow.
I thought maybe they would have broken up, like and then this lesbian
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Yeah, we call them Rosolian Isles. That's funny, so we call
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