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Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a
horny, married couple. Content may include

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adult language and themes. Check the
description for more details. Your discretion as

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advised. It's season five. Welcome
back to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite

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sex podcast hosted by a already married
couple, with Me Rihanna Campbell and Me

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producer Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be
taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about

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it. Stay Horny Bitches. Top
of the Morning, to you, Top

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Top of the Evening, Top of
the Evening. Hi, I like you're

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wearing green too for this? I
am you know. I thought I would,

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I would really go all out.
Since we're going to talk about our

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trip. Yeah, and I'm so
sorry that we've given the impression that we're

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not that we didn't have a good
trip. Somebody reached out to us and

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was like, sorry to have a
good trip. We had a great trip.

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Yeah, the travel there was a
absolute night. Yeah it was not

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fun or idealic at all, but
it is what it is. We had

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an amazing time and that's what we're
gonna talk a little bit about today.

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Welcome back to Battle of the Bitches, your favorite sex podcast with me Rihanna

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and me Adam. And if you
haven't heard the first episode of our Ireland

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intercourse segment that we're doing, the
go and listen to the last episode,

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part one, and so you can
hear about the craziness of our travel.

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Our ten ten twelve hour trip went
from ten or twelve hours to forty eight

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hours to get to Ireland. So
go listen to that. It was a

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good time. Yeah, we made
the most of it. We partied on

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the beach in Miami. Yeah.
But yeah, so you know, picking

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up where we left off, we
arrive in Dublin, have we Okay,

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so we're finally in Dublin. Who
who, it's the afternoon. I don't

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remember what time we landed. Was
it the morning? I think it was

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like it was like seven. We
got to London and then we go from

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London to Dublin. Yeah, and
that was like somewhere around there. So

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we go from there, we take
our train to our first destination. So

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we take a bus from the airport. We don't have to go into it.

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I don't want to. I'm not
going into super detail. Here's why

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I take a bathroom break. Here's
why I'm bringing that up. So we

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take a bus from the airport to
the train station in Dublin and then from

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the train station we go to Cork. And this was kind of our first

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Oh Boys encounter or first kind of
realization that people, at least at this

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point in Dublin are the people who
should be helpful are not helpful and rude

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and condescending. Yeah, I mean
it was the train station, and then

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we also had issues like just to
wrap that up so we're not harping on

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it too much. We experienced this
throughout multiple travel times, like getting on

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the train, finding out what bus, asking like we have to bus driver

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at another point in the trip like
are we on the right bus? This

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is where we're trying to go,
and they're like look at the sign and

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we're like yeah, correct, But
you know, we don't have internet.

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We don't have We've had multiple experiences
throughout the trip where we're asking like a

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clarifying question because one thing will say
one thing, the stop says another,

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but the GPS told us to come
here, you know. So yeah,

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and we're also we live in Texas
where public transportation is there, but it's

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not like most people don't use it, Like, well, I don't want

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to say a lot of people use
it, but it's not like we don't

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have like a good bus system that
we live in a car based place,

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like yeah, you have to have
a car to get around concrete, jungle,

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wet dream, Tomato. So it's
so we're not used to it.

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And yeah, and Boston was easier. Boston was way easier bus because Boston

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they seen Boston's every I mean,
if you go to boll you know,

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go listen to our boss called a
lot of ass and masks to listen to

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that episode. That was a really
fun trip we took. People love that

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episode. But we took their train
like their subway system, I don't remember

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what they call it, like the
whole time and whatever we saw like online

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also matched with the physical train system, you know what I mean, Like

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you know, you see your cross
examining the whole time. Like so for

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an example, if you're in an
airport, every time you look at the

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screen, something's telling you different.
So you're like, which screen is correct?

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It all says my flight, but
they all these screens says something different.

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So we had a very similar situation
with the bus system, like they're

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not all adding up. Yeah,
the bus would be like this stop,

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like the bus at this stop will
take you to the train station in one

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spot. But then the bus driver's
like no, absolutely. There was just

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a lot of mislike this communication information, so different information coming from different so

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it was very confusing. So we
would just ask the clarifying question, Hey,

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this says this, this says this
is this? Do we get on

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this bus or do we take a
different bus to get here? And they

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did not want to deal with us, so off the bat, we're like

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fucking a man like I. And
also the Irish people are not helpful and

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they are that they're very condescending.
One person was like, it's really easy.

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I don't know why you don't understand, multiple rolling their eyes. I

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also want to say this to any
of our Irish listeners, we love you,

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but like some of you guys have
a very thick accent that's hard to

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understand. And I need y'all to
realize that because there was a few times

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of me trying to be like I'm
like, I didn't I'm sorry you didn't

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get that, and they there wasn't
like I'm sorry, let me slow it

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down. They would speak the same
and then be like I don't understand why

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you you're not hearing me. Yeah, it's like they don't understand that clearly

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we're not of the land, even
though we sound like this and we sound

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fucking stupid, but like even though
I'm walking up saying howdy, I know.

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That's our favorite thing to do in
Ireland was to go to every person

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go and say howdy, and they
were like, go fuck yourself. Yeah,

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so yeah, I just want to. That happened a few times throughout

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the trip a few times, but
we didn't. The trip was fine,

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guys, Like, it was a
gorgeous trip, and that's a great experience

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for other people. Absolutely. We
had also amazing experiences with other people that

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were very helpful. It seemed that
the people that were unhelpful were always like

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the people working for transportation. It
was always like the bus driver or the

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train attendant. Yes, and one
very rude hotels the same, the same

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thing. All like people that are
just working around to our cell day,

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I guess, and they just aren't
interested in helping. And that's I get

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it. They had to deal with
a lot. But luckily we did have

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a lot of great experiences with other
people, to the point where we weren't

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even asking questions. We were just
like oh yeah, and they're like,

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were you visiting from Texas? And
they're like, okay, so this is

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everywhere you need to go. Like
people were giving us full itineraries and I

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was like, man, we're leaving
tomorrow. We can't. Oh there,

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we all didn't ask for your itinerary. There's one particular and I know we're

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kind of jumping around a little bit. We'll get back on track, but

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there's one in particular woman that wanted
to give us suggestions and we were like,

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well, we're it was like at
night and we're like, well,

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we're leaving this city in the morning, like we literally have zero time to

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go to these places. And she
just kept writing places down and then handed

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us a full list, like a
full itinerary list. Oh the lush lady.

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The lush lady she was. They
were so sweet. There was the

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sweetest people. But I was like, ma'am, we are not going to

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be able to watch these like go
check these places out. We are going

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in an hour, six pm.
We're about to go back to our airbnb,

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and then early in the morning we're
leaving, Like okay, well here's

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everywhere you should go all visiting,
but so no, we had lots of

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great experiences. So our first stop
Cork. Well, do you want to

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talk about the train ride, because
train ride, a long distance train ride,

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isn't really something we'd get here.
Yeah, we want to know if

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you wanted to just talk about that, just because that was an exciting thing.

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It was, it was beautiful.
We both I think fell asleep throughout

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it parts because it was so we
were both very tired. Get all on

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the London flight, the big the
big flight from Miami, we didn't sleep

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for that was a full ten hours
of travel. We hadn't slept. So

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yeah, we took the bus,
not the bus to train. I fell

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asleep quite a few times. We
took turns. The kids were rowdy.

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There was a group of children that
walked on that was like, so have

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new found freedom, get to ride
the get to ride the train alone.

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And they were loud. And the
best way to put it is, you

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know, we're on the train,
We're looking around, there's people. It

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felt very like, I imagine this
is a lot which Chicago feels like.

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It seemed very like blue collar and
simple and everyone was like we had a

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bunch of a group of men at
one point that were on the train near

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us and they were like talking about
the pub and like yeah, and hey,

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didn't do they like, you know, lots of lots of gab and

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lots of very simple but very fun
but nonetheless yeah, it was train ride

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and I think on this train ride
we also to bring that point back.

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We also were like, oh,
this is a very blue collar yeah country.

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Yeah, yeah, and it makes
sense it does. We get to

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Cork, take the bus, take
the bus at the encounters, get to

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our airbnb, and get lost on
the way to the airbnb, but finally

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find it. We get lost the
entire time, but it's hard when you

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don't have Internet. It's very hard. So we're figure out check at the

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end. But yeeah, yeah,
we did find a trick at the end.

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At this point where arriving in Cork, it's our son's already going down

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with a round. Five PM goes
down very early for all our listeners.

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Real quick, I'm going to pass
this trick that I figured out at the

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end that made life so much simpler. Okay, for this is for Google

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Maps. I don't know if it
works for Apple or Ways or ways,

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but for Google Maps if you don't. If you don't have internet, but

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you're able to get connected to Wi
Fi, Like you're at your hotel or

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airbnb, you have Wi Fi and
you're trying to get to somewhere, you

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can do the do the directions,
put the address, hit in your maps,

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hit on directions, don't hit start, just hit on directions, and

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then don't close your phone, like
keep your phone completely open and you can

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kind of it'll like it'll still track
where you are on the map even though

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you don't have internet, so you
can kind of guide. It'll show you

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the route you're going to take and
you can still kind of guide yourself.

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A little trick for people. Yes, that was That was a nice one

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to figure out. Yeah, and
oh my gosh, we're we frustrated getting

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to that airbnb. We have our
bags. We both have we both have

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roller bags, suitcases, we both
have suitcases and back like thirty pounds backpacks

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on because it's like a nine day
trip, it's cold, we had layers.

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This is a big packing moment for
us. Cobble Stone, Oh my

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god, and Ty the tiniest of
sidewalks. Everybody, Oh my god,

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my back was hurting. We get
the airbnb. I realized there's no TV,

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which is a stupid thing to say. I don't care, but you

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know, when you've been on a
long travel and we don't watch TV to

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pass the time, we watch we
enjoy television, Like, we're very specific

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with what we watch. We have
rituals. We like winding down with TV.

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So I was like, all right, vacation script. You know,

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yes, no TV, Okay,
no worries. But it's like six pm,

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it's dark, I'm tired, it's
cold. Took us forever to get

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here, we have no food,
so I'm like, fuck, we need

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to figure out. I'm like,
luckily we pass quite a few places.

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I'm like, let's take a second, you know, take our backpacks off,

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all the things change, it's cold, go get back out there.

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We need to. We also realize
we don't have a converter. Yeah,

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so I realized, I'm like,
fuck, we don't have a converter.

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Text the airbnb lady she doesn't have
one, and then she says something that

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scares me. She's like, oh, I've tried getting one around town.

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They're very hard to find. So
I'm like fuck, because I really thought

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like getting a converter would be super
easy. And then I also had a

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little bit of a bad assumption of
thinking, well, if you're an international

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Airbnb, I would like to think
that someone's gonna have a converter. But

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so I'm hungry, tired, no
TV, no converter, I'm already worried.

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I'm like, so, I can't
even pull anything up on my laptop.

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I have worked to do. I'm
like, fuck. So we immediately

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go to a convenience store and immediately
find a converter. So exciting. And

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we're on vacation so we're not really
looking at prices or anything. So I'm

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like, great, we have a
converter. Let's get some snacks. We

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did bring out we're uh our gummies
into the country. Sorry, you can

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bring food on a plane, and
edible gummies are food. And we didn't

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get in trouble, so if I
can, you know, it's it's legal

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in Texas, so whatever. So
I know we're going to be like high

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every and I love that for us. Yeah, so let's get snacks because

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we're gonna get like we're gonna get
hide tonight. It's gonna be fun.

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We get some bags of potatoes,
which we heard of, so we're just

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being really was like, let's get
and that's like that seems to be kind

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of their like their main chip brand. Yeah, they have lots of mascot

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in the world. So creepy,
he looks insane. It's a pilled potato.

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Why the potato is pilled? I
don't under potatoes. It's so weird

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to me. We get a couple
of bags of potatoes. I realized I

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really enjoy the and we do if
joined the Patreon because we did a tasty

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So we did. We did a
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we got back to the Airbinga.
One of the first things we did in

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Ireland. We recorded an episode.
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Five dollars please go do that.
So we get tatoes. I'm really excited.

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I get a bag of Durdo's.
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here in the States that I had
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we load up on snacks. We
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we got like cokes, we got
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and he's like, oh, it'll
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was I was like, are you
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very quickly we learned Ireland is very
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I would think in the states of
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Because I was looking them up.
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before we left, and my dumb
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but one. Do you worry about
it? And yeah, and they

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were like they were like twenty bucks. Yeah. Yeah, So I thought

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we were about to and it's a
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a convenience store. It's like a
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I was so surprised. I'm I'm
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way, no shit, that is
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the is like, I don't care. And then we go across the street

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get some fish and chips from a
place that was open. I see a

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handsome little devil in there. We
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everyone loves me in Ireland. I'm
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and chips. Head back, listen
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and about the snacks. We wind
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like the end, and I'm kind
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and I don't want this to be
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able to get through this so simple
night and Cork. Wake up in the

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morning. Am I missing anything?
I don't think so no, wake up

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in the morning, think about some
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First day in Cork. Only day
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a day because it took us two
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only gonna have one full day before
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gonna be our only day. We
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something called the English Market. We
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and it's an indoor market and it's
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jams and very much yeah, and
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a lot of vendors selling like almost
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was more of like a cafeteria style, and I think we thought it was

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also going to be a cafeterias market, like, oh, let's go get

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some food in there. There ended
up being or would be like companies like

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we sell we sell soda, and
this is our specific it's kind of like

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that of the specific product at each
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there are more grocery style vendors were
butchers and stuff like that, so you

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can get you know, groceries and
ready meals. Emliately, I find I'm

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like, what is this kombucha like
a place? Yeah, so inexpensive,

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so expensive, And we almost were
gonna we almost bought like a full jug

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like a but I was like,
no, I want to keep the glass

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because it has like a logo on
it. We just got like a cup

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of kombucha that you liked act don't
like. Well, that was not that

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was something slightly different. It was. It was kombucha, but it was

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like a different style of kombucha.
This was a very specific flavor. It

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was like a Kalipino chipotle. It
was. And it was actually found by

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a woman from Dallas yeah. Yeah, it went to Ireland and started this

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company, and the guy was super
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friendly. We had some vegan cheese. Yes, we bought the vegan cheese

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because I said, let's let's make
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don't have to go to another restaurant. You know, I like to play

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house and experience the local things.
So we go and get some cheeses,

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salmon and soda bread salmon from a
fishmonger. Like, yeah, it's four

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dollars and if y'all want to really
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somebody's selling a twenty pack of farm
fresh, free range eggs. Yeah four

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dollars. Yeah, what the actual
fuck? Yeah, you know, a

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dozen eggs. I mean, we're
back to white eggs. I love I

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love a farm fresh brown egg but
it's hard out here. This economy has

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me back to eating white eggs because
those are twelve, Like a dozen is

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on a done like five six bucks
here, Oh for sure. So I'm

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like, oh my god, this
is insane. I get. The most

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delicious is there's somebody selling pies,
but they're savory pies and it was red.

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You know, they're ready, so
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gonna eat some lunch. And it
was a butter chicken. So it's like

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a teka misala style, which we
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Indian and Asian food. Yeah,
a lot of Indian Asian restaurants and little

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street style foods. Yeah, and
not a lot of Italian, but a

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lot of pizza. A lot of
pizza. Not good pizza, I'll tell

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you that. And I told you
that. I told you that. Before

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we got the pizza. I was
like, I don't know. I had

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Scottish pizza and it was drag.
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get a bunch of stuff and we
go to everyone has recommended at this point

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the Crawford Art Gallery. Yes,
so we go there and oh my god,

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I don't think we're gonna be able
to get through this. It was

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already twenty minutes and sorry, y'all, we're gonna have to do. This

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is gonna have to be two parts
because I'm also skimming over things that I

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think I think we yeah, okay, especially because the city after this is

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so much fun. Yeah, I
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I'll slow it down, slow it
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but it's a fun trip. We
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Adam, I aren't we love art. We're not big on art galleries because

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there's only so many oil paintings from
BC that I want to see. That's

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just me though, I'm not big
on that. But this was more modern,

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even though it wasn't advertised as such. Yeah, you know, we

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go in and there's immediately a room
of sculptures and those are gorgeous, like

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bus and you know, it's it
was like Roman and Greek style. Yeah

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they were, yeah, I think, but they were like they were,

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you know, like a marble statue, but of like, uh, it

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was a lot of like Celtic historical
figures, yeah, or style. One

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thing I immediately noticed too, is
they're not there's no separation between like the

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person viewing the gallery and the sculptures
themselves. There's no like velvet ropes or

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anything. Keeping Theoretically, I think
it could be touching, touch them,

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walk up, I could give them
a damn hug if I wanted to,

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which I thought was very interesting.
Yeah, we we did kind of that

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went through the whole the whole experience, the whole experience, because yeah,

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I mean, the US sucks.
We touch and degrade and fuck up everything.

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So people are we Oh my god, people are much more respectful here,

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apparently, I see. We go
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like giant ceiling chandelier with dra coming
down it to depict like light spilling.

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It's so gorgeous. We see a
bunch of rugs. There's like a rug

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exhibit, and there's even a video
showing the person making these very intricate patterned

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rugs. And then we see one
of them rugs is framed like a picture

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of it is framed. It's like
a painting. And I look at it

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and I read that, read it
and I see that there's like an old

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a date on it, and I
was like, oh, so the person

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making the rugs took inspiration from this
painting. Well it was a replica of

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the painting. The painting was from
like the eighteen hundred. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, I think it. From
my understanding from reading it, it

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was like some it was the guy
who made the diagram or the design was

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like a rug mat maker from however
long or and he painted this as a

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design to make and then name this
modern person went and actually made the rug.

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Yeah, and he made quite a
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rugs and they were so beautiful.
One of my favorite pieces from the art

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gallery is there was a bunch of
these circle you know, needle point collection,

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you know, the little circles,
all on a wall. And I'm

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looking at him and they're all florals, and then it starts to like looking

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hard and I'm like, Adam,
I think that's a uterus, and he's

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like, I think so too,
and I then I just, you know,

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then I read, you know,
I don't walk up to everything and

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read the plaque. And that's what
it is. It's somebody making their needle

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point designs of plants and herbs that
were used back in the day to induce

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abortions. And that's why you can
see like uteruses and different female anatomy hidden

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within the floral uh needle point.
It was gorgeous. I did I took

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a picture of that. I think
that's when we went there. On that

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floor, Well, this whole room
was themed or the gallery of this particular

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section was fabric Oh. I knew
the second floor there was a different theme,

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but I didn't realize there was a
theme for the first floor. Yeah,

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the theme for the first one was
fabric. So all the artwork on

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this first section was rugs with different
artists using making like gorgeous artwork with rugs

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instead of painting. There was someone
had made like these kind of little fabric

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dolls forgot. Yeah, it was
all kind of a fabric themed art exhibit,

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which was really fun. That's a
very fun medium. So if you

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need some inspiration, like I don't
know, anything can be everything and anything

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can be art, you know,
blankets, pillows, you know, if

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they're curated just right. Yeah,
so it was very inspiring. I walked

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away from that art gallery very inspired. And when we talked to because I

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there was like, you know they
have like the security people are not really

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security, just volunteers and making sure
you're not fucking with anything. And I

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asked the person who said, is
it okay if we take pictures and he

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was like, yeah, absolutely,
to take pictures whatever you want. He

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goes, the only part of the
gallery you can't take a picture of is

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upstairs, and this is he gave
us this lowdown that they had a section

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of the museum that was dedicated to
a very old school stained glass and he

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was saying, he's like the stained
glass person for the entire world, and

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they have a bunch of his stained
glass up there, and I was like,

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oh, that's going to be very
exciting. Yeah, he really hyped

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it up. Really, we're quite
excited about that. Yeah, someone should

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have told him. Uh oh yeah. So we go up a floor and

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that exhibit is called All Eyes on
You You something like that, Yeah,

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All Eyes on You, Oh yeah, because eyes are on us, Yeah,

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And it is a curation of lots
of different pieces of art, paintings,

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print photos, couple sculptures, some
sculptures of eyes of people, like

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with really intense eyes, not just
like eyeball. Yeah, it's a lot

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of like portraits but where like the
eyes are very like, yeah, intense

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and forward. Yeah. One of
my favorites I looked at immediately. It

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looked like it was a painting of
a very famous Marilyn Monroe photo where she's

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just like looking at you and she's
got like it's like white, has very

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light colored hair and very soft pink
lips. Like it's a very memorable photo.

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But it's painted with like a more
of like a chair of baby and

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they have the hair and the mole
and the lipstick and everything was very pretty.

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I saw some really I saw a
really gorgeous quote that I want to

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get on my body. I can
read you said quote. Joined the patreon.

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I'll post all these photos in the
patreon. I'm dumb, dumb,

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I did. I was trying to
get Adam to get a tattooed me the

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whole time. It just didn't happen. It just it just didn't happen.

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I was like, we should,
we should, we should, especially in

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those cities. They would have been
so inexpensive for sure, at least in

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Cork. Once we got to Dublin
and I was like, not getting a

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tattoo in Dublin. Yeah, I
told you the same thing. But I

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saw a quote in this All Eyes
on You exhibit, and the quote is

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people do not see you, they
invent you. And I was like,

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Oh, that's that's storn in.
I loved it. That's said by uh

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Helene seku oh c I x O
U S sue. I don't know what

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because it's also I don't know if
I don't think it's pronounced Helen because there's

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like little watts m wats over the
e Helene. There's some kind of little

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accidents, Mark, but I don't
know. Oh, I forgot about this

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one. We go in the room, okay, well all eyes on,

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yes, but we before we we
they had an exhibit of So cut forward

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a little bit. The stained glass
exhibit is closed down. They're they're doing

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some renovations on the museum and it's
actually about to shut down for a pretty

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decent amount of time and a couple
of weeks. Yeah, the gallery as

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a whole, because they're doing yeah, the whole museum. Yeah, but

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the stained glass we find out later
the stained glasses they already have it shutdown.

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They're already starting renovation renovations and getting
the stained glass ready to be moved

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out of the museum. But before
we went to the eyes thing, they

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had a section of the same artist, the stained glass artist, some of

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his old sketches and other like more
printed artwork that he did. Do you

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remember these? No? Remember they? I described them as they looked very

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roll doll, like creepy roll doll, saying that you don't remember any of

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them? They were really cool.
I got any pictures I did, I

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don't think I did. And I
got to look up the name of the

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artists and figure out, Ah,
I should have been down any information.

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I'll figure out the name of the
artists and put it in the description because

407
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his sketch stuff was really cool.
Yeah, well we'll have to look up

408
00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:53.839
just the Crawford and yeah, get
that discount. Yeah. But we go

409
00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:57.799
into the next room and I don't
this is gonna be a terrible description of

410
00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:02.279
what it was because we wouldn't to
this. It was a huge room and

411
00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:07.640
there were all of these fans on
the ground, just kind of like rotating

412
00:27:07.079 --> 00:27:11.599
fans, you know, the heads
are rotating around the room. And it

413
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.920
took us a second. We didn't
really know what was happening. And then

414
00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:18.599
we went in front of one of
these photo you know, art pieces.

415
00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:22.519
I come up to it. It's
kind of as just like a standing frame.

416
00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:29.079
But when the fan goes over it, I see and I was like,

417
00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:33.880
what the fuck is happening? Like, I didn't know what was happening.

418
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:36.400
I thought they were drying something.
I thought that they're like, oh,

419
00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:38.200
this is just a room where we're
drying off some shit, because we

420
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:42.920
saw fans all over the ground.
But when the fan hits the art,

421
00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:48.759
it causes like a thin like a
tissue paper to you know, adhere to

422
00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:53.880
the canvas, and it's like a
really interesting image. And there was a

423
00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:59.400
variety of just like sketches of just
bodies and like different parts of the body

424
00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:03.680
parts were like like big red blobs
were on them. So it's depicting violence

425
00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.759
in different ways. And so we're
trying to figure out what that means,

426
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:08.039
you know, and then we go
over to the wall where it tells you

427
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:15.279
what it means. And it was
art created and dedicated to lives lost in

428
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:17.839
the Civil War and the Irish Civil
War. Yeah, it was. Yeah,

429
00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:19.880
it was the Irish Civil War.
And the whole kind of each picture

430
00:28:19.960 --> 00:28:26.079
would depict it would be like one
person, for example, there would be

431
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:30.680
like one person standing, their face
would be like get like drawn, you

432
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.079
know, like if you took a
pencil and just scratched a bunch over the

433
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:37.119
face. And then the other part
there would be another body laying on the

434
00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:40.799
ground with like a take like a
chair to the side, and the big

435
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:44.119
red blob would be on their face. It was it was about the Irish

436
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:48.119
Civil War and about how you know
the country was essentially hurting itself. Yeah,

437
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:51.960
we learned actually quite a bit of
Irish history. We were there.

438
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:53.960
Yes, we did a good job
about that. There's a lot of wars,

439
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:56.599
there's a lot. Yeah, they've
been through they've been through it.

440
00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:00.400
So yeah, that was a really
cool. Yeah. I kind of went

441
00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.160
in kind of rolling my eyes a
little bit. We do that. I'm

442
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:07.480
just not Yeah, I'm modern art
just too much sometimes. But I ended

443
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:11.000
up being a really cool, cool
little exhibit. Yeah, for sure,

444
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:33.319
that one was super neat. But
then we take a really bad bathroom break

445
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.319
well real quick, it was I
pulled it up. It's the Harry Clark

446
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.480
bad romance. It was those guys. Oh yes, yeah, Harry Clark

447
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:42.519
is the name of the artist.
And I was like, I didn't get

448
00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:47.920
we didn't get to see this stained
glass, but his his drawings were really

449
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:51.759
cool. Yeah. So yeah,
so then we took what we watched the

450
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:56.039
movie. First, I thought it
was the opposite. I thought the bathroom

451
00:29:56.119 --> 00:30:00.880
was the end of it. So
then we see that the museum by blowing

452
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.640
it up. Oh I don't know
if we're sing blowing up the bathroom.

453
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:11.000
Yeah, we can't say that,
dochies one of the Then there's a cinema

454
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:18.519
room, you know, someone someone's
uh submitted their little film film film and

455
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:22.839
uh, we're two for two.
We have not seen a good one.

456
00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:26.640
I appreciate the message of this one, but yeah, it was it was

457
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.480
pretty rough to get there. We're
good about sitting down and watching the whole

458
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:32.559
thing. We're not the people that
are in a walk away halfway. We

459
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:34.599
do wait for it to like start
over. Yeah, or if we sit

460
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:38.319
we we started watching it right after
it had started. Yeah, or no,

461
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:41.440
we got the right way. We
got there, like at the last

462
00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:45.119
scene. So if we if we
start watching something midway through, we'll watch

463
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:48.799
it until it restarts and we're the
midway back. We always watched the whole

464
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:55.160
thing. Yes, I caught on
before what was happening, which I was

465
00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:57.960
quite proud of. I figured there
was some l G B t Q I

466
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:00.839
A thing going on, but I
didn't really get the specifics, and I

467
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:03.920
didn't understand the egg until later.
Until I read what was going on,

468
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.960
I understood what. I saw that
at the very end when the credits rolled

469
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:10.480
and said and thank you for the
uh and you know, thanks to so

470
00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:12.160
and so, so and so in
the in the people who egged me,

471
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:15.759
I did not see that. I
saw that, and I was like Okay,

472
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.640
that's why because it was called the
Egg. It's called eggs Shell,

473
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:23.799
go look it up. It was
a a person called Venus Patel. They're

474
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:27.440
an art student, I believe in. I think they were ulin a Dublin

475
00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:33.599
Art Institute or Dublin Art school.
So yeah, it was just a short

476
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:42.200
film about a variety of personas that
Venus Patel is portraying. And it gets

477
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:47.359
looped in so it's a variety of
the of these characters like dancing or performing,

478
00:31:47.559 --> 00:31:49.039
you know, very something quickly.
And then it always ended them like

479
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.400
smashing an egg on the ground,
smashing an egg on their head body.

480
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:59.240
Eggs gets smashed at some point,
so that was interesting. And essentially it

481
00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:06.720
was this as a transgender person who
was egged once and is creating creating art

482
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:09.680
based on that event that they they
that unfortunately I hate crime. Yes,

483
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:15.240
so I appreciate the message. Appreciate
the message. No, absolutely, okay.

484
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:20.440
And then we got we went to
the BA bathroom and and I will

485
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:22.640
say, do I think I like
this one more than the one was on

486
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:27.079
Houston the museum? Yeah, I
agree with that. No, not the

487
00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:30.880
museum, the film, oh,
the film. I think I would agree

488
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.319
with that. For sure. Yeah, it was, Yeah, it was.

489
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:37.400
It was really it was a concept, very interesting concept, for sure.

490
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.519
I think I appreciated it more once
I realized what it was about.

491
00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:45.400
Yeah. Absolutely. So we went
to the bathroom, to the bathroom,

492
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:52.440
and I come out all happy because
I took a big old spooky diggy and

493
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:57.279
you come out horrified. I went
through an event. So this our museum

494
00:32:57.359 --> 00:33:00.079
made a bold choice. So if
you're ever in Cork and you go to

495
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:01.880
the Crawford Our Museum, don't take
a poop in there. They made a

496
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.799
bold choice. Where the lights in
the light in the main part of the

497
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.440
bathroom is normal fluorescent light. The
light in the stalls is a fucking black

498
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:13.839
light. Mine was not like this. Mine was just regular light. I

499
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:15.279
actually was like, oh, this
is a gorgeous bathroom. It was like

500
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:19.759
tiled, like very mosaic. No, the men's bathroom was not that.

501
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:24.440
So I use the restroom and I
start wiping and they've got shitty one ply

502
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:28.880
toilet paper, which real quick,
I have a theory, I know.

503
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:32.200
I think if businesses would just use
regular, like good toilet paper, I

504
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:36.359
think they would end up actually saving
money because every time it's that shitty one

505
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:38.000
ply toilet paper. I end up
having to go through like half the fucking

506
00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:42.799
roll. Sure, so I think
people just need invest in good toiletaper.

507
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:49.079
And look how passionate you are.
Look at all the editing. So it's

508
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:53.079
a black light. I start wiping
and I'm just like I keep wiping and

509
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:57.079
like, I'm not getting clean.
It's just going and going, and I'm

510
00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:00.799
like, what the fuck? Toilet
paper is so bad? I wish you

511
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:02.279
could tell the story in the mic, but then I couldn't hear it because

512
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:07.799
I can't stand thinking about this,
and it's just like not clean, I'm

513
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:10.400
not getting clean, and it's driving
and I'm in there forever and so I'm

514
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:13.920
like, because all I can see
is the white toilet paper, and then

515
00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:17.760
just like marks, I'm trying.
I know this is vulgar, but like

516
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.199
I just seed lines, like I
can't see anything. I'm finally like,

517
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:27.119
what's happening. I get my phone
flashlight. This is the grossest thing.

518
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:31.440
It's pretty gross. Yeah, I
get my phone flashlight to actually see it's

519
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:35.679
just like blood, there's just streaks
of blood. I essentially I don't know.

520
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.159
At one point I was actually clean, but because of the harshness of

521
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:43.880
the toilet paper and that I couldn't
tell what the thing on the toilet paper

522
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:47.199
was. I was just rubbing myself
raw and bloody, and so I was

523
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:51.360
like, okay, fuck that,
and yeah, and I just had to

524
00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:54.000
like, I was like, I
guess I'm done, and so came out.

525
00:34:54.079 --> 00:35:00.840
My asshole was on fuego. So
yeah, that was that experience.

526
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:04.679
So don't use the men's bath don't
poop in the men's bathroom at the Crawford

527
00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.679
Art Museum. Hopefully maybe they're doing
these renovations. Maybe they'll fix that,

528
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:09.480
because that was a weird choice to
do. You should leave that on your

529
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:16.840
Google four stars loved it. Don't
take a poop there. So that's when

530
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:23.440
we realized that the stained glass exhibit
is closed. Yes, I feel like

531
00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:25.800
there was one more exhibit, was
there not? I don't think so.

532
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:29.800
I think that was all of it. Bathroom was there's some pottery and a

533
00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:34.159
glass next to the toilets. Yeah, I think I thought there was one

534
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:36.760
more thing, but I don't.
I think you're right. So that was

535
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:38.039
really fun. That was very fun. I enjoyed that you have to and

536
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:43.360
everyone tells you to go. It
was free admission and a lot of people

537
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.559
told us you have to check out
the Crawford Art Museum. But when so

538
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:47.920
many people recommend it and you just
hear art museum, I'm like, I

539
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:51.519
don't want to go to your shitty
oil paintings, man, Like I don't

540
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:55.159
like okay, because it's also just
very It's a Catholic place, irish,

541
00:35:55.239 --> 00:36:00.199
you know, like lots of cathedrals
and a lot of like old Yeah,

542
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:04.079
so you had to go, And
like, I've seen enough fucking old,

543
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:07.159
dimy oil paintings for a lifetime.
Like I can appreciate them, but I

544
00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:09.199
just I don't need to see all
of them unless they're like, unless there's

545
00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:13.639
like a Hieronymous Bosh exhibit like something
interesting. I don't need to see a

546
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.800
bunch of portraits of dead people.
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't do

547
00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:20.840
it for me either. I've had
to go to a lot of those in

548
00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:24.199
my life. So Crawford Museum so
so fun, so good. You know,

549
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:29.440
we continue going up and down their
streets, get lost a couple more

550
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:32.119
times. We'll get lost again later
you'll hear about that. I blame the

551
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:37.440
woman. We go into a little
store that I was quite excited about.

552
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:40.800
We passed it and it just looked
cute. It was very pastelli and kind

553
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:45.239
of west Elm looking but not furniture. Oh. Yes, it was like

554
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:46.880
a Swedish store. Yeah, we
find it like a Swedish company. Yeah,

555
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:50.639
if you grab the thing, it'll
say on it. I think it

556
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:59.800
was Denmark actually, because I uh, it was called the Saucetran Sister,

557
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.440
No Sauter Green, saust and green, but something. There was something about

558
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:06.320
sisters somewhere else. Yeah, there's
the logo has two women on it.

559
00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:09.400
It's called yeah all over the world. Anna is his Anna and Clara's Oh,

560
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:14.519
because I think I think whatever languages
if I remember saw Denmark that this

561
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:19.840
is Dutch for sisters, so I
think like in English as Sister's Green,

562
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:23.840
yeah, or the Green Sisters.
So there's just like little vases and dry

563
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:32.199
arrangements and baby toys like and it's
all like wood. It's very pasteli and

564
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:36.360
wood and just interesting and cute.
And I just like to shop around.

565
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.599
So I'm looking around, looking around
and you and I I don't know what

566
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:43.079
causes, but I was like,
are you looking at the prices of this

567
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.840
stuff? Because this is all very
nice. It's all wood and yeah,

568
00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:52.400
all like greenlea planted wrapped and stuff
like that, like very uh ego friendly,

569
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:55.440
eco friendly. I was like,
this can't be the price, and

570
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:59.119
we're looking up and we're like,
no, that's the price. Everything is

571
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:04.119
like crazy and expensive and it's all
like there was horse hair paint brushes that

572
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.280
were like two dollars. Yeah.
I ended up getting a little set of

573
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:10.719
They had a lot of water colors, and I have water colors here,

574
00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:13.679
and I was like, I should
have actually gotten a thing of why I

575
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:16.039
don't have primary color water colors?
Sure you only have the metallics. We

576
00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:20.360
should have gone especially yeah, because
those are twenty dollars. The ones that

577
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:23.079
I have were twenty bucks in the
primary colors are like nineteen ye and these

578
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:29.920
would have been like eight bucks probably. But they had a set a brush

579
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:34.559
set for water colors, six six
water color brushes and it was under five

580
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:37.119
dollars. And then they had a
bunch of car really no euros, I

581
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:39.800
know, like they're all when we
say dollars, we're saying euros, but

582
00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:45.639
it's close enough to a one to
one. Yeah, just absolutely stunning.

583
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:50.519
They're so pretty. Everything was crazy
and expensive. I got some They had

584
00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:58.599
their own Denmark style honey, which
looks like it looks like when you're baking

585
00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:01.000
grease hardens what it looks like.
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, it's

586
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:07.039
just like a thick white substance.
When you say thick, it's it's solid.

587
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:08.559
It's solid. It's solid. You
have to scrape it off. Yeah,

588
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:12.119
good point. Yeah you can't like
turn the jar over. Yeah,

589
00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:14.000
I know, it's a solid.
Yeah, it's like a it's like a

590
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:21.079
dairy dairy queen delight, like a
blizzard. Although dairy queen delight sounds like

591
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:23.400
I love that they should have a
thing called a dairy queen delight. I'm

592
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:30.119
a marketing genius. We discussed this. I get some honey. I forgot

593
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:34.360
to say when we were in the
English market that I got some tea.

594
00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:37.000
Uh huh, oh my god,
was I excited? Yeah you are.

595
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:42.360
I went in and it's just like
gallant like like like two or three gallon

596
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:49.119
glass jars filled with loose leaf tea, and I'm just smelling them all and

597
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:51.519
I'm like, how much of these? I think she said it was like

598
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.800
five dollars a bag. I was
like, what, like a big bag?

599
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:57.719
And so I get two. I
get a daytime and a nighttime.

600
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:01.880
No, the teas were actually pretty
pricey. It was like twenty bucks per

601
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:05.280
bag. No, it was it. It was like fifteen or twenty per

602
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:07.679
bag. Yeah what yeah? Yeah, why didn't you tell me because you

603
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:09.679
wanted Irish tea? I don't know, because it was fine. It was

604
00:40:09.719 --> 00:40:13.519
still like legit authentic tea. I
don't know if it was fifteen, it

605
00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:15.239
was like maybe ten, but it
was it was a little pricier like.

606
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:19.360
That was the one that was one
of the early places that I was like,

607
00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:22.199
oh, this is like normal like
prices that we're more used to.

608
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:24.760
Oh, man, I thought I
was really getting a deal. Alhula told

609
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:28.480
me I would have just gotten one. It may have still been cheaper than

610
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:30.239
it would have been here, because, like I said, I found like

611
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:34.920
they had the little macho wooden Wick
and that was significantly less expensive than the

612
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:37.360
one I was on here. I
mean it was loose leaf and we got

613
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:39.679
it was nice teas. Yeah,
we got like a pretty large Yeah.

614
00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:43.199
Yeah, no, you got like
massive tea. I don't I still think

615
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:45.639
you made out like a bandit,
okay, because I got that lavender tea

616
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:51.159
and Washington it was like a tiny
tin that was like that was like eighteen

617
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:53.760
dollars. Yea, yeah, yeah, so yeah, I was really excited

618
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:58.679
because I got a black tea.
It's like a rose black tea. It

619
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:02.039
smells it and it tastes like black
tea and rose so good. I've never

620
00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:06.960
had a rose tea before, so
I thought that was neat. So yeah,

621
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:07.480
we go in there, we get
we buy a few things, to

622
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:12.280
get some greeting cards because they're like
fifty cents, you know, and they're

623
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:15.360
gorgeous. So I had, like
I've had a thousand birthdays coming up.

624
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:19.320
Everyone in my life is a January, February person or December, all of

625
00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:27.920
you wintertime babies. That's when I
was conceived. So yeah, that was

626
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.079
super neat. And I feel like
when we went into a Boots. I

627
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:34.119
love going into Boots. It's like
a like a It's like a Walgreens and

628
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:38.159
a Sophora combined. You can get
luxury and cold medicines, which we did

629
00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:42.159
get cold medicine, and they apparently
don't fuck around when it comes to cold

630
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:45.159
medicine, because we we got cold
medicine and I've never been like, I

631
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:46.360
feel like this was a diagnosed doctor. I was like, can you look

632
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:49.679
at a mole in my back too. While we're here, Like the guy

633
00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:52.159
at the counter was like giving us
a breakdown, and he was like okay,

634
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:54.320
he goes, do not take this
for more than three days in a

635
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:59.840
row, because then it'll give you
a cold. It was like, it'll

636
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.440
make your symptoms way, whereas if
you take it for three days, he's

637
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:04.679
like, if you take it for
three days, it'll clear your right up.

638
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:08.800
He's like fourth day. Yeah.
And they also sell Nicorette, like,

639
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:12.039
oh, you made that. Yeah, you asked him about that and

640
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:13.840
he was like, I don't care. I act like I was an asshole.

641
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:16.480
They just like you can like cigarette, it's not even over the counter,

642
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:20.400
it's just in the aisles like Nicorette. You can just get Nicorette over

643
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:22.239
like on through the aisles, which
is crazy to me. Yeah, people

644
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:27.719
could steal Nicorette easily. Yeah.
Do you think maybe that's why they put

645
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:30.960
it up But has nothing to do
with pharmaceutical It's because people steal it,

646
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:34.880
which let them have it. Guys. Well, but they but they the

647
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:37.880
condoms in certain stores, like we
should be handing these things out for I

648
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:40.199
agree with the condoms, but the
Nicorette. The thing is it has nicotine

649
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:43.440
in it, so you don't want
kids coming in there and stealing it.

650
00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:45.480
Oh, I thought it was supposed
to cure you from smoking. It is,

651
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:49.199
but it still has nicotine in it. Oh well, then doesn't it

652
00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:52.519
not cure you from smoking? It
stops you from smokeing theoretically will stop you

653
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:55.920
from smoking because you're getting your nicotine
fixed in a better way. Okay,

654
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:00.320
nicotine still causes cancer, though I
can see, still not good for you,

655
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:06.519
But chewing nicotine gum is a hell
of a lot healthier than smoking a

656
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:09.960
cigarette, which is smoke and then
has like fiberglass and all kind of you

657
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:14.840
know what you're talking about, because
you're just you know, a trash jewel

658
00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:22.519
boy, like you know, like
you want to boy. So yeah,

659
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:23.599
the boots, we did, the
boots did the boots. I feel like

660
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:28.679
we went into a few places for
places. Went into disappointing vinyl shop.

661
00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:34.119
All the vinyls were new reprints and
new, and it was lame. I

662
00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:40.800
went into a Burger King to get
a soda Irish worship burger and there they

663
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:45.559
think that they think the burger King
is government updated. They're like clean and

664
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:52.159
like modern. Every burgertine, every
Burgertine. Every burger king I've been to

665
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:55.440
here in the States is like I
walk in and I'm like, is this

666
00:43:55.639 --> 00:44:00.360
safe to be? Am I going
to get stabbed and mugged in? And

667
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:05.079
it'll be a burger king in like
downtown Austin, Like yeah, a safe,

668
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:08.519
rich people area. And I'm like, I get the heavy jeeps.

669
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:13.880
Yeah yeah, no, the like
there's a reason why what's his bucket gets

670
00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:16.880
busy in a burger king bathroom?
There's no, that's the place to be.

671
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.920
It's from the Humpty Dance. Okay, one's got busy in the burger

672
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:29.000
king bathroom. Yeah. And then
just y'all just wait till he gets our

673
00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:31.880
McDonald's experience. Well, just that's
in two cities, y'all, y'all wait

674
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:37.360
for the next episode, wait for
two episodes from now. So, yeah,

675
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:38.639
we went to a Lush. We
brought that up. We went to

676
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:42.280
a Lush. You were trying to
find like maybe a Lush specific product I

677
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:44.599
did not have. I was like, do y'all have it? They were

678
00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:47.440
just like no, but you want
to chat? Well they talked. They

679
00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:51.599
were so sweet, they wanted to
talk forever. But you were you were

680
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:55.000
like, can do y'all have like
an Ireland specific product or Europe's kind of

681
00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:59.000
some specific. And they're like,
no, but we've got a couple of

682
00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.880
products that are green. That'll be
fun to get a green product when you're

683
00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:06.599
in Ireland. I was like,
no, it's not fucking stretch. Okay,

684
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.599
they're trying, at least they're trying. No, I love a sales

685
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:12.559
anyone. I love any people.
Ie. When I go into a store

686
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.360
and they just go no and they
just like bye, I get so pissed

687
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:17.079
off. I'm like, no,
give me a recommend, to give me

688
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:22.360
an alternative, the answer is always
no. But but is how you sell

689
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:25.360
things guys. Yeah. We also
from a couple of the shop owners learned

690
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:30.119
we kind of so we got there
and it was maybe in the early l

691
00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:34.920
low forties, and the way they
were like, I'm sorry you came to

692
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:38.000
this. So we were and that's
kind of what we were. Everyone was.

693
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:40.639
They were like it's terrible and it's
miserable today. I was like I'm

694
00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:45.880
really enjoying my yeah, so sorry. So yeah, we were kind of

695
00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:51.679
you I'm trying to tell a story
here. We were we were expecting that

696
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:53.039
we were kind of like, oh, this is probably what it's like during

697
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:57.119
this time at all times. And
yeah, everyone was just like, it

698
00:45:57.239 --> 00:45:59.519
is never this cold. You came
in the worst time. We don't know

699
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:01.519
why it's so called. It's never
been this cold. So that was a

700
00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:06.159
pretty wild experience. And ironically it
was warmer there than it was it was.

701
00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:09.599
It wasn't too bad. So yeah, so then we just kind of

702
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:14.000
walked around Cork and it was it
was go ahead, okay, since we're

703
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:15.039
taking our time a little bit more, I want to mention the thing we

704
00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:19.239
got at the English market from the
sweetest woman who was the woman that wrote

705
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:22.840
down a bunch of places for us
to go and can sale because we're going

706
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:24.320
the next day to can sale.
And we told her we're going to can

707
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:27.559
sale tomorrow and she said, here
are some places you have to go,

708
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:30.480
and she run them on a business
card. But she was the sweetest thing

709
00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:36.840
we bought. It was a little
vendor. It was I'm telling us the

710
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:40.719
word, oh okay, it's okay. Well now when Rihanna's telling you that,

711
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:45.480
I gotta shut up. Yes,
that is the end. But it

712
00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:50.760
was a little vendor. Her husband
makes ceramics. So it's like you said,

713
00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:53.960
platters and mugs and some bowls,
bowls, you know, ceramics,

714
00:46:54.840 --> 00:46:59.199
and I'm looking at them and they're
a little cheeky in a way that they're

715
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:05.400
kind of there are specifically lobsters.
It's seafood made lobsters, you know,

716
00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:10.199
fishies and things like that. And
I don't it's kind of not tacky,

717
00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:15.519
but like, I'm a modern woman, so it's very old. It feels

718
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.519
very Grandma, it does. And
so I'm looking at them and I'm like,

719
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:23.079
okay and cool. And then I
see a skinny rectangle dish with these

720
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:27.679
cute fish on them, and I
go, Adam, we have to buy

721
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:30.800
this and eat it. Use this. This is our sushi plate. And

722
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:34.079
you're like, oh my, you
loved that idea. You love a theme.

723
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:37.840
And we've gone that. We've done
that when we went to Washington.

724
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:39.360
We didn't buy it there because we
wouldn't be able to travel with it.

725
00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:43.800
We didn't want to travel with it. But I bought them for you later.

726
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:47.440
Was a ceramic tumbler that use only
only drink it when you're drinking like

727
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:51.519
alcohol. Yeah, I think alcohol. I think that's also because we just

728
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.840
store it on the bar bar cart. You can use that whenever it's short.

729
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:57.599
You I think I've seen you use
it for a coke, but you

730
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.920
have to refill it like four short. I feel like I'm on an airplane.

731
00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:04.639
Yeah, you like it. When
you're done, you just pour it

732
00:48:04.719 --> 00:48:09.679
into the back of a seat,
and uh, I'm for anything turbulence.

733
00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:15.159
Did that fucking blame the pilot for
that sticky seat? I forget they haven't

734
00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:16.320
heard that yet, because that's that
was yesterday. That was when we came

735
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:20.519
back, and you loved it,
You're like, oh my god. Absolutely.

736
00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:24.400
So we bought this little rectangle,
uh ceramic play that we'll use for

737
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:28.800
sushi, and it was so cute. She flipped it upside down when she

738
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:31.719
was wrapping it, and the back
of it is a complete signature of her

739
00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:35.920
husband's signature, and I thought that
was so fun. Yeah, no,

740
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:38.400
and she was so sweet, she
was so kind and nice mm hmm.

741
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:44.559
And then I put that all her
recommendations on her little card. I put

742
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:47.320
that in my pocket and completely forgot
about it. But we'll get more to

743
00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:52.280
that when we get to Kinsale.
Well, yeah, but I was excited

744
00:48:52.280 --> 00:48:53.440
about that, so we I don't
think I think that was mainly it.

745
00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:57.039
Did we see anything else in Corek
We walked around a ton, we saw

746
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:00.840
some we saw we saw the cathedral. Yeah, we kind of just like

747
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:04.880
kind of just walked around the town, which was really nice and I thoroughly

748
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.599
enjoyed. When we were at the
market, something else we got was little

749
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:13.599
gourmet chocolates. Yes, in the
sweetish trouffle. Yeah, yes, And

750
00:49:13.760 --> 00:49:15.559
she was very kind. We got
a handful of those to try and we

751
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:22.320
got one. It was a cherry
chocolate with no stone so there's no seed

752
00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:27.679
in it. And and and to
cut to because we so we had those,

753
00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:30.599
we we walk around. We end
up going back to we have our

754
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:36.920
little platter of well no, no, no, we have our what's the

755
00:49:37.039 --> 00:49:43.480
term, uh, we love We
do them all the time. We like

756
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:46.239
sweet. No, when you have
like cheeses and meat charcoti I could not

757
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:51.840
think of that. I could not
think of the word charcuterie for the life

758
00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:55.199
of me. Sharcucci. So we
we have all of our Sharcucci stuff and

759
00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:00.519
we eat it. We go back
to the Airbnb and we have our cheeses.

760
00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:02.760
Oh. When we got soda bread, yeah, which you did not

761
00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:07.920
like. It was so crumbly.
I really enjoyed it. So bread.

762
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:12.480
It was like a buttermilk soda bred. I had one later from somebody,

763
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.840
a different vendor, and I liked
it. I didn't like their so sure,

764
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.760
okay, sorry, it was crumbly. I did like their soda bread.

765
00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:23.079
We got such a good like a
chili jam. Chili jam. Yeah,

766
00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:27.920
we had a little charcoterie thing and
just had a good night eating snacks.

767
00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:31.280
We set up your laptop and we're
watching TV. I don't watching a

768
00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:35.639
documentary. We didn't finish about that
because it honestly got kind of boring.

769
00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:40.639
Oh I wasn't bored fair. And
then we got to the chocolates, and

770
00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:44.159
I just want to bring up the
because we had the wildest thing with the

771
00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:46.280
chocolate. I don't know if this
is actually that interesting, but you bit

772
00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:50.800
into the cherry one. Do you
remember biting into it? No? Oh,

773
00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:55.599
I know. Oh you mean when
our chocolate squirted. Yeah, you've

774
00:50:55.639 --> 00:50:59.039
been into it and it was like
a fin I thought it would be like

775
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.360
a creamy or you know, kind
of gooey in the syrup. Either,

776
00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:04.880
it was like thinner than a sou
It was like water. Yeah, it

777
00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:07.920
was like cherry flavored water. And
you bit into it and it just shot

778
00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:12.039
it collapsed in your hand. Yeah
yeah, no, that chuckle went uh

779
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:15.400
yeah, it was a while.
That was so funny. Oh boy,

780
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:17.639
I forgot about that because you just
had I grabbed your hand and I just

781
00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:20.800
like, like, we just crumbled
it in your hand and I just like

782
00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:23.320
ate it off. I think I
think I just panicked and like shoved it

783
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:25.920
it the whole thing into your mouth
because you were gonna buy half of it

784
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:29.760
and I was gonna eat the other
half. But it just became such a

785
00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:32.440
mess that I was just like take
it, take it. I didn't mean

786
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:36.039
to touch your teeth. You touched
my teeth. That was kind of hot.

787
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:38.760
I think you should like tell me
to take it more often. Yeah

788
00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:44.960
yeah, okay, okay, well
geez, chill out. And I know

789
00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:50.360
y'all are thinking how much sex did
you have in Ireland? And I'm gonna

790
00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:54.400
tell you all about that next week
when we get when we get to can

791
00:51:54.639 --> 00:52:00.119
Sale, you can Sale Ireland.
We didn't have any sex and can so

792
00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:07.320
did we? Okay? Here,
well, Adam, we'll hear all about

793
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:09.000
it. I guess I'll also hear
all about it next week. So yeah,

794
00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:13.960
that was quirk and then off to
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795
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:16.960
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