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advised. It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite
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producer Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about
it. Stay Horny Bitches. Top of the Morning, to you, Top
Top of the Evening, Top of the Evening. Hi, I like you're
wearing green too for this? I am you know. I thought I would,
I would really go all out. Since we're going to talk about our
trip. Yeah, and I'm so sorry that we've given the impression that we're
not that we didn't have a good trip. Somebody reached out to us and
was like, sorry to have a good trip. We had a great trip.
Yeah, the travel there was a absolute night. Yeah it was not
fun or idealic at all, but it is what it is. We had
an amazing time and that's what we're gonna talk a little bit about today.
Welcome back to Battle of the Bitches, your favorite sex podcast with me Rihanna
and me Adam. And if you haven't heard the first episode of our Ireland
intercourse segment that we're doing, the go and listen to the last episode,
part one, and so you can hear about the craziness of our travel.
Our ten ten twelve hour trip went from ten or twelve hours to forty eight
hours to get to Ireland. So go listen to that. It was a
good time. Yeah, we made the most of it. We partied on
the beach in Miami. Yeah. But yeah, so you know, picking
up where we left off, we arrive in Dublin, have we Okay,
so we're finally in Dublin. Who who, it's the afternoon. I don't
remember what time we landed. Was it the morning? I think it was
like it was like seven. We got to London and then we go from
London to Dublin. Yeah, and that was like somewhere around there. So
we go from there, we take our train to our first destination. So
we take a bus from the airport. We don't have to go into it.
I don't want to. I'm not going into super detail. Here's why
I take a bathroom break. Here's why I'm bringing that up. So we
take a bus from the airport to the train station in Dublin and then from
the train station we go to Cork. And this was kind of our first
Oh Boys encounter or first kind of realization that people, at least at this
point in Dublin are the people who should be helpful are not helpful and rude
and condescending. Yeah, I mean it was the train station, and then
we also had issues like just to wrap that up so we're not harping on
it too much. We experienced this throughout multiple travel times, like getting on
the train, finding out what bus, asking like we have to bus driver
at another point in the trip like are we on the right bus? This
is where we're trying to go, and they're like look at the sign and
we're like yeah, correct, But you know, we don't have internet.
We don't have We've had multiple experiences throughout the trip where we're asking like a
clarifying question because one thing will say one thing, the stop says another,
but the GPS told us to come here, you know. So yeah,
and we're also we live in Texas where public transportation is there, but it's
not like most people don't use it, Like, well, I don't want
to say a lot of people use it, but it's not like we don't
have like a good bus system that we live in a car based place,
like yeah, you have to have a car to get around concrete, jungle,
wet dream, Tomato. So it's so we're not used to it.
And yeah, and Boston was easier. Boston was way easier bus because Boston
they seen Boston's every I mean, if you go to boll you know,
go listen to our boss called a lot of ass and masks to listen to
that episode. That was a really fun trip we took. People love that
episode. But we took their train like their subway system, I don't remember
what they call it, like the whole time and whatever we saw like online
also matched with the physical train system, you know what I mean, Like
you know, you see your cross examining the whole time. Like so for
an example, if you're in an airport, every time you look at the
screen, something's telling you different. So you're like, which screen is correct?
It all says my flight, but they all these screens says something different.
So we had a very similar situation with the bus system, like they're
not all adding up. Yeah, the bus would be like this stop,
like the bus at this stop will take you to the train station in one
spot. But then the bus driver's like no, absolutely. There was just
a lot of mislike this communication information, so different information coming from different so
it was very confusing. So we would just ask the clarifying question, Hey,
this says this, this says this is this? Do we get on
this bus or do we take a different bus to get here? And they
did not want to deal with us, so off the bat, we're like
fucking a man like I. And also the Irish people are not helpful and
they are that they're very condescending. One person was like, it's really easy.
I don't know why you don't understand, multiple rolling their eyes. I
also want to say this to any of our Irish listeners, we love you,
but like some of you guys have a very thick accent that's hard to
understand. And I need y'all to realize that because there was a few times
of me trying to be like I'm like, I didn't I'm sorry you didn't
get that, and they there wasn't like I'm sorry, let me slow it
down. They would speak the same and then be like I don't understand why
you you're not hearing me. Yeah, it's like they don't understand that clearly
we're not of the land, even though we sound like this and we sound
fucking stupid, but like even though I'm walking up saying howdy, I know.
That's our favorite thing to do in Ireland was to go to every person
go and say howdy, and they were like, go fuck yourself. Yeah,
so yeah, I just want to. That happened a few times throughout
the trip a few times, but we didn't. The trip was fine,
guys, Like, it was a gorgeous trip, and that's a great experience
for other people. Absolutely. We had also amazing experiences with other people that
were very helpful. It seemed that the people that were unhelpful were always like
the people working for transportation. It was always like the bus driver or the
train attendant. Yes, and one very rude hotels the same, the same
thing. All like people that are just working around to our cell day,
I guess, and they just aren't interested in helping. And that's I get
it. They had to deal with a lot. But luckily we did have
a lot of great experiences with other people, to the point where we weren't
even asking questions. We were just like oh yeah, and they're like,
were you visiting from Texas? And they're like, okay, so this is
everywhere you need to go. Like people were giving us full itineraries and I
was like, man, we're leaving tomorrow. We can't. Oh there,
we all didn't ask for your itinerary. There's one particular and I know we're
kind of jumping around a little bit. We'll get back on track, but
there's one in particular woman that wanted to give us suggestions and we were like,
well, we're it was like at night and we're like, well,
we're leaving this city in the morning, like we literally have zero time to
go to these places. And she just kept writing places down and then handed
us a full list, like a full itinerary list. Oh the lush lady.
The lush lady she was. They were so sweet. There was the
sweetest people. But I was like, ma'am, we are not going to
be able to watch these like go check these places out. We are going
in an hour, six pm. We're about to go back to our airbnb,
and then early in the morning we're leaving, Like okay, well here's
everywhere you should go all visiting, but so no, we had lots of
great experiences. So our first stop Cork. Well, do you want to
talk about the train ride, because train ride, a long distance train ride,
isn't really something we'd get here. Yeah, we want to know if
you wanted to just talk about that, just because that was an exciting thing.
It was, it was beautiful. We both I think fell asleep throughout
it parts because it was so we were both very tired. Get all on
the London flight, the big the big flight from Miami, we didn't sleep
for that was a full ten hours of travel. We hadn't slept. So
yeah, we took the bus, not the bus to train. I fell
asleep quite a few times. We took turns. The kids were rowdy.
There was a group of children that walked on that was like, so have
new found freedom, get to ride the get to ride the train alone.
And they were loud. And the best way to put it is, you
know, we're on the train, We're looking around, there's people. It
felt very like, I imagine this is a lot which Chicago feels like.
It seemed very like blue collar and simple and everyone was like we had a
bunch of a group of men at one point that were on the train near
us and they were like talking about the pub and like yeah, and hey,
didn't do they like, you know, lots of lots of gab and
lots of very simple but very fun but nonetheless yeah, it was train ride
and I think on this train ride we also to bring that point back.
We also were like, oh, this is a very blue collar yeah country.
Yeah, yeah, and it makes sense it does. We get to
Cork, take the bus, take the bus at the encounters, get to
our airbnb, and get lost on the way to the airbnb, but finally
find it. We get lost the entire time, but it's hard when you
don't have Internet. It's very hard. So we're figure out check at the
end. But yeeah, yeah, we did find a trick at the end.
At this point where arriving in Cork, it's our son's already going down
with a round. Five PM goes down very early for all our listeners.
Real quick, I'm going to pass this trick that I figured out at the
end that made life so much simpler. Okay, for this is for Google
Maps. I don't know if it works for Apple or Ways or ways,
but for Google Maps if you don't. If you don't have internet, but
you're able to get connected to Wi Fi, Like you're at your hotel or
airbnb, you have Wi Fi and you're trying to get to somewhere, you
can do the do the directions, put the address, hit in your maps,
hit on directions, don't hit start, just hit on directions, and
then don't close your phone, like keep your phone completely open and you can
kind of it'll like it'll still track where you are on the map even though
you don't have internet, so you can kind of guide. It'll show you
the route you're going to take and you can still kind of guide yourself.
A little trick for people. Yes, that was That was a nice one
to figure out. Yeah, and oh my gosh, we're we frustrated getting
to that airbnb. We have our bags. We both have we both have
roller bags, suitcases, we both have suitcases and back like thirty pounds backpacks
on because it's like a nine day trip, it's cold, we had layers.
This is a big packing moment for us. Cobble Stone, Oh my
god, and Ty the tiniest of sidewalks. Everybody, Oh my god,
my back was hurting. We get the airbnb. I realized there's no TV,
which is a stupid thing to say. I don't care, but you
know, when you've been on a long travel and we don't watch TV to
pass the time, we watch we enjoy television, Like, we're very specific
with what we watch. We have rituals. We like winding down with TV.
So I was like, all right, vacation script. You know,
yes, no TV, Okay, no worries. But it's like six pm,
it's dark, I'm tired, it's cold. Took us forever to get
here, we have no food, so I'm like, fuck, we need
to figure out. I'm like, luckily we pass quite a few places.
I'm like, let's take a second, you know, take our backpacks off,
all the things change, it's cold, go get back out there.
We need to. We also realize we don't have a converter. Yeah,
so I realized, I'm like, fuck, we don't have a converter.
Text the airbnb lady she doesn't have one, and then she says something that
scares me. She's like, oh, I've tried getting one around town.
They're very hard to find. So I'm like fuck, because I really thought
like getting a converter would be super easy. And then I also had a
little bit of a bad assumption of thinking, well, if you're an international
Airbnb, I would like to think that someone's gonna have a converter. But
so I'm hungry, tired, no TV, no converter, I'm already worried.
I'm like, so, I can't even pull anything up on my laptop.
I have worked to do. I'm like, fuck. So we immediately
go to a convenience store and immediately find a converter. So exciting. And
we're on vacation so we're not really looking at prices or anything. So I'm
like, great, we have a converter. Let's get some snacks. We
did bring out we're uh our gummies into the country. Sorry, you can
bring food on a plane, and edible gummies are food. And we didn't
get in trouble, so if I can, you know, it's it's legal
in Texas, so whatever. So I know we're going to be like high
every and I love that for us. Yeah, so let's get snacks because
we're gonna get like we're gonna get hide tonight. It's gonna be fun.
We get some bags of potatoes, which we heard of, so we're just
being really was like, let's get and that's like that seems to be kind
of their like their main chip brand. Yeah, they have lots of mascot
in the world. So creepy, he looks insane. It's a pilled potato.
Why the potato is pilled? I don't under potatoes. It's so weird
to me. We get a couple of bags of potatoes. I realized I
really enjoy the and we do if joined the Patreon because we did a tasty
So we did. We did a tasting episode of a bunch of snacks.
We actually did that live at the Cork airb We did that as soon as
we got back to the Airbinga. One of the first things we did in
Ireland. We recorded an episode. Yeah, so go join the Patreons.
Five dollars please go do that. So we get tatoes. I'm really excited.
I get a bag of Durdo's. It's a flavor that we don't have
here in the States that I had when I was younger in Scotland. So
we load up on snacks. We go to the count I got the converter,
we got like cokes, we got a bunch of snacks and stuff,
and he's like, oh, it'll be twenty dollars twenty twenty euros and I
was I was like, are you serious, that's it. Yeah, So
very quickly we learned Ireland is very inexpensive. Yes, because a converter alone,
I would think in the states of converter alones at least fifteen twenty dollars.
Because I was looking them up. I was gonna go buy us one
before we left, and my dumb ass said, no, it's all right,
but one. Do you worry about it? And yeah, and they
were like they were like twenty bucks. Yeah. Yeah, So I thought
we were about to and it's a gas state and a gas station. It's
a convenience store. It's like a gas station with the thing. Yeah.
So I was like, oh, surely these are gonna be really marked up.
I was so surprised. I'm I'm me so, I'm like, no
way, no shit, that is so inexpensive. I thought this was in
the is like, I don't care. And then we go across the street
get some fish and chips from a place that was open. I see a
handsome little devil in there. We end up seeing him later. Oh yeah,
everyone loves me in Ireland. I'm feeling myself. We get some fish
and chips. Head back, listen to the Patreon to learn about the meal
and about the snacks. We wind down. Yeah, that was kind of
like the end, and I'm kind of speeding through because we did three cities
and I don't want this to be a three parter. I want to be
able to get through this so simple night and Cork. Wake up in the
morning. Am I missing anything? I don't think so no, wake up
in the morning, think about some minute things. I love The Real Housewives.
First day in Cork. Only day in Cork because we got shaved down
a day because it took us two days to get to Ireland, so we're
only gonna have one full day before we have to leave, so this is
gonna be our only day. We were super excited walking around. We found
something called the English Market. We love a market. We love a market,
and it's an indoor market and it's kind of yeah, it's food and
jams and very much yeah, and it's like primarily a lot of butchers.
It's almost like like there's the market we went to in Boston, which had
a lot of vendors selling like almost like full meals to a certain extent that
was more of like a cafeteria style, and I think we thought it was
also going to be a cafeterias market, like, oh, let's go get
some food in there. There ended up being or would be like companies like
we sell we sell soda, and this is our specific it's kind of like
that of the specific product at each thing. Yeah, specific product. Or
there are more grocery style vendors were butchers and stuff like that, so you
can get you know, groceries and ready meals. Emliately, I find I'm
like, what is this kombucha like a place? Yeah, so inexpensive,
so expensive, And we almost were gonna we almost bought like a full jug
like a but I was like, no, I want to keep the glass
because it has like a logo on it. We just got like a cup
of kombucha that you liked act don't like. Well, that was not that
was something slightly different. It was. It was kombucha, but it was
like a different style of kombucha. This was a very specific flavor. It
was like a Kalipino chipotle. It was. And it was actually found by
a woman from Dallas yeah. Yeah, it went to Ireland and started this
company, and the guy was super friendly. He was so sweet, so
friendly. We had some vegan cheese. Yes, we bought the vegan cheese
because I said, let's let's make ourselves a little spread for dinner so we
don't have to go to another restaurant. You know, I like to play
house and experience the local things. So we go and get some cheeses,
salmon and soda bread salmon from a fishmonger. Like, yeah, it's four
dollars and if y'all want to really this one really hit me. There was
somebody's selling a twenty pack of farm fresh, free range eggs. Yeah four
dollars. Yeah, what the actual fuck? Yeah, you know, a
dozen eggs. I mean, we're back to white eggs. I love I
love a farm fresh brown egg but it's hard out here. This economy has
me back to eating white eggs because those are twelve, Like a dozen is
on a done like five six bucks here, Oh for sure. So I'm
like, oh my god, this is insane. I get. The most
delicious is there's somebody selling pies, but they're savory pies and it was red.
You know, they're ready, so I was like, okay, I'm
gonna eat some lunch. And it was a butter chicken. So it's like
a teka misala style, which we find that Ireland loves like Indian food,
Indian and Asian food. Yeah, a lot of Indian Asian restaurants and little
street style foods. Yeah, and not a lot of Italian, but a
lot of pizza. A lot of pizza. Not good pizza, I'll tell
you that. And I told you that. I told you that. Before
we got the pizza. I was like, I don't know. I had
Scottish pizza and it was drag. Yeah. So yeah, we get we
get a bunch of stuff and we go to everyone has recommended at this point
the Crawford Art Gallery. Yes, so we go there and oh my god,
I don't think we're gonna be able to get through this. It was
already twenty minutes and sorry, y'all, we're gonna have to do. This
is gonna have to be two parts because I'm also skimming over things that I
think I think we yeah, okay, especially because the city after this is
so much fun. Yeah, I think we may need to Okay, well,
I'll slow it down, slow it down, for you. Sorry guys,
but it's a fun trip. We go to the Crawford Art Gallery and
Adam, I aren't we love art. We're not big on art galleries because
there's only so many oil paintings from BC that I want to see. That's
just me though, I'm not big on that. But this was more modern,
even though it wasn't advertised as such. Yeah, you know, we
go in and there's immediately a room of sculptures and those are gorgeous, like
bus and you know, it's it was like Roman and Greek style. Yeah
they were, yeah, I think, but they were like they were,
you know, like a marble statue, but of like, uh, it
was a lot of like Celtic historical figures, yeah, or style. One
thing I immediately noticed too, is they're not there's no separation between like the
person viewing the gallery and the sculptures themselves. There's no like velvet ropes or
anything. Keeping Theoretically, I think it could be touching, touch them,
walk up, I could give them a damn hug if I wanted to,
which I thought was very interesting. Yeah, we we did kind of that
went through the whole the whole experience, the whole experience, because yeah,
I mean, the US sucks. We touch and degrade and fuck up everything.
So people are we Oh my god, people are much more respectful here,
apparently, I see. We go into another room where there is this
like giant ceiling chandelier with dra coming down it to depict like light spilling.
It's so gorgeous. We see a bunch of rugs. There's like a rug
exhibit, and there's even a video showing the person making these very intricate patterned
rugs. And then we see one of them rugs is framed like a picture
of it is framed. It's like a painting. And I look at it
and I read that, read it and I see that there's like an old
a date on it, and I was like, oh, so the person
making the rugs took inspiration from this painting. Well it was a replica of
the painting. The painting was from like the eighteen hundred. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I think it. From my understanding from reading it, it
was like some it was the guy who made the diagram or the design was
like a rug mat maker from however long or and he painted this as a
design to make and then name this modern person went and actually made the rug.
Yeah, and he made quite a few. There was a bunch of
rugs and they were so beautiful. One of my favorite pieces from the art
gallery is there was a bunch of these circle you know, needle point collection,
you know, the little circles, all on a wall. And I'm
looking at him and they're all florals, and then it starts to like looking
hard and I'm like, Adam, I think that's a uterus, and he's
like, I think so too, and I then I just, you know,
then I read, you know, I don't walk up to everything and
read the plaque. And that's what it is. It's somebody making their needle
point designs of plants and herbs that were used back in the day to induce
abortions. And that's why you can see like uteruses and different female anatomy hidden
within the floral uh needle point. It was gorgeous. I did I took
a picture of that. I think that's when we went there. On that
floor, Well, this whole room was themed or the gallery of this particular
section was fabric Oh. I knew the second floor there was a different theme,
but I didn't realize there was a theme for the first floor. Yeah,
the theme for the first one was fabric. So all the artwork on
this first section was rugs with different artists using making like gorgeous artwork with rugs
instead of painting. There was someone had made like these kind of little fabric
dolls forgot. Yeah, it was all kind of a fabric themed art exhibit,
which was really fun. That's a very fun medium. So if you
need some inspiration, like I don't know, anything can be everything and anything
can be art, you know, blankets, pillows, you know, if
they're curated just right. Yeah, so it was very inspiring. I walked
away from that art gallery very inspired. And when we talked to because I
there was like, you know they have like the security people are not really
security, just volunteers and making sure you're not fucking with anything. And I
asked the person who said, is it okay if we take pictures and he
was like, yeah, absolutely, to take pictures whatever you want. He
goes, the only part of the gallery you can't take a picture of is
upstairs, and this is he gave us this lowdown that they had a section
of the museum that was dedicated to a very old school stained glass and he
was saying, he's like the stained glass person for the entire world, and
they have a bunch of his stained glass up there, and I was like,
oh, that's going to be very exciting. Yeah, he really hyped
it up. Really, we're quite excited about that. Yeah, someone should
have told him. Uh oh yeah. So we go up a floor and
that exhibit is called All Eyes on You You something like that, Yeah,
All Eyes on You, Oh yeah, because eyes are on us, Yeah,
And it is a curation of lots of different pieces of art, paintings,
print photos, couple sculptures, some sculptures of eyes of people, like
with really intense eyes, not just like eyeball. Yeah, it's a lot
of like portraits but where like the eyes are very like, yeah, intense
and forward. Yeah. One of my favorites I looked at immediately. It
looked like it was a painting of a very famous Marilyn Monroe photo where she's
just like looking at you and she's got like it's like white, has very
light colored hair and very soft pink lips. Like it's a very memorable photo.
But it's painted with like a more of like a chair of baby and
they have the hair and the mole and the lipstick and everything was very pretty.
I saw some really I saw a really gorgeous quote that I want to
get on my body. I can read you said quote. Joined the patreon.
I'll post all these photos in the patreon. I'm dumb, dumb,
I did. I was trying to get Adam to get a tattooed me the
whole time. It just didn't happen. It just it just didn't happen.
I was like, we should, we should, we should, especially in
those cities. They would have been so inexpensive for sure, at least in
Cork. Once we got to Dublin and I was like, not getting a
tattoo in Dublin. Yeah, I told you the same thing. But I
saw a quote in this All Eyes on You exhibit, and the quote is
people do not see you, they invent you. And I was like,
Oh, that's that's storn in. I loved it. That's said by uh
Helene seku oh c I x O U S sue. I don't know what
because it's also I don't know if I don't think it's pronounced Helen because there's
like little watts m wats over the e Helene. There's some kind of little
accidents, Mark, but I don't know. Oh, I forgot about this
one. We go in the room, okay, well all eyes on,
yes, but we before we we they had an exhibit of So cut forward
a little bit. The stained glass exhibit is closed down. They're they're doing
some renovations on the museum and it's actually about to shut down for a pretty
decent amount of time and a couple of weeks. Yeah, the gallery as
a whole, because they're doing yeah, the whole museum. Yeah, but
the stained glass we find out later the stained glasses they already have it shutdown.
They're already starting renovation renovations and getting the stained glass ready to be moved
out of the museum. But before we went to the eyes thing, they
had a section of the same artist, the stained glass artist, some of
his old sketches and other like more printed artwork that he did. Do you
remember these? No? Remember they? I described them as they looked very
roll doll, like creepy roll doll, saying that you don't remember any of
them? They were really cool. I got any pictures I did, I
don't think I did. And I got to look up the name of the
artists and figure out, Ah, I should have been down any information.
I'll figure out the name of the artists and put it in the description because
his sketch stuff was really cool. Yeah, well we'll have to look up
just the Crawford and yeah, get that discount. Yeah. But we go
into the next room and I don't this is gonna be a terrible description of
what it was because we wouldn't to this. It was a huge room and
there were all of these fans on the ground, just kind of like rotating
fans, you know, the heads are rotating around the room. And it
took us a second. We didn't really know what was happening. And then
we went in front of one of these photo you know, art pieces.
I come up to it. It's kind of as just like a standing frame.
But when the fan goes over it, I see and I was like,
what the fuck is happening? Like, I didn't know what was happening.
I thought they were drying something. I thought that they're like, oh,
this is just a room where we're drying off some shit, because we
saw fans all over the ground. But when the fan hits the art,
it causes like a thin like a tissue paper to you know, adhere to
the canvas, and it's like a really interesting image. And there was a
variety of just like sketches of just bodies and like different parts of the body
parts were like like big red blobs were on them. So it's depicting violence
in different ways. And so we're trying to figure out what that means,
you know, and then we go over to the wall where it tells you
what it means. And it was art created and dedicated to lives lost in
the Civil War and the Irish Civil War. Yeah, it was. Yeah,
it was the Irish Civil War. And the whole kind of each picture
would depict it would be like one person, for example, there would be
like one person standing, their face would be like get like drawn, you
know, like if you took a pencil and just scratched a bunch over the
face. And then the other part there would be another body laying on the
ground with like a take like a chair to the side, and the big
red blob would be on their face. It was it was about the Irish
Civil War and about how you know the country was essentially hurting itself. Yeah,
we learned actually quite a bit of Irish history. We were there.
Yes, we did a good job about that. There's a lot of wars,
there's a lot. Yeah, they've been through they've been through it.
So yeah, that was a really cool. Yeah. I kind of went
in kind of rolling my eyes a little bit. We do that. I'm
just not Yeah, I'm modern art just too much sometimes. But I ended
up being a really cool, cool little exhibit. Yeah, for sure,
that one was super neat. But then we take a really bad bathroom break
well real quick, it was I pulled it up. It's the Harry Clark
bad romance. It was those guys. Oh yes, yeah, Harry Clark
is the name of the artist. And I was like, I didn't get
we didn't get to see this stained glass, but his his drawings were really
cool. Yeah. So yeah, so then we took what we watched the
movie. First, I thought it was the opposite. I thought the bathroom
was the end of it. So then we see that the museum by blowing
it up. Oh I don't know if we're sing blowing up the bathroom.
Yeah, we can't say that, dochies one of the Then there's a cinema
room, you know, someone someone's uh submitted their little film film film and
uh, we're two for two. We have not seen a good one.
I appreciate the message of this one, but yeah, it was it was
pretty rough to get there. We're good about sitting down and watching the whole
thing. We're not the people that are in a walk away halfway. We
do wait for it to like start over. Yeah, or if we sit
we we started watching it right after it had started. Yeah, or no,
we got the right way. We got there, like at the last
scene. So if we if we start watching something midway through, we'll watch
it until it restarts and we're the midway back. We always watched the whole
thing. Yes, I caught on before what was happening, which I was
quite proud of. I figured there was some l G B t Q I
A thing going on, but I didn't really get the specifics, and I
didn't understand the egg until later. Until I read what was going on,
I understood what. I saw that at the very end when the credits rolled
and said and thank you for the uh and you know, thanks to so
and so, so and so in the in the people who egged me,
I did not see that. I saw that, and I was like Okay,
that's why because it was called the Egg. It's called eggs Shell,
go look it up. It was a a person called Venus Patel. They're
an art student, I believe in. I think they were ulin a Dublin
Art Institute or Dublin Art school. So yeah, it was just a short
film about a variety of personas that Venus Patel is portraying. And it gets
looped in so it's a variety of the of these characters like dancing or performing,
you know, very something quickly. And then it always ended them like
smashing an egg on the ground, smashing an egg on their head body.
Eggs gets smashed at some point, so that was interesting. And essentially it
was this as a transgender person who was egged once and is creating creating art
based on that event that they they that unfortunately I hate crime. Yes,
so I appreciate the message. Appreciate the message. No, absolutely, okay.
And then we got we went to the BA bathroom and and I will
say, do I think I like this one more than the one was on
Houston the museum? Yeah, I agree with that. No, not the
museum, the film, oh, the film. I think I would agree
with that. For sure. Yeah, it was, Yeah, it was.
It was really it was a concept, very interesting concept, for sure.
I think I appreciated it more once I realized what it was about.
Yeah. Absolutely. So we went to the bathroom, to the bathroom,
and I come out all happy because I took a big old spooky diggy and
you come out horrified. I went through an event. So this our museum
made a bold choice. So if you're ever in Cork and you go to
the Crawford Our Museum, don't take a poop in there. They made a
bold choice. Where the lights in the light in the main part of the
bathroom is normal fluorescent light. The light in the stalls is a fucking black
light. Mine was not like this. Mine was just regular light. I
actually was like, oh, this is a gorgeous bathroom. It was like
tiled, like very mosaic. No, the men's bathroom was not that.
So I use the restroom and I start wiping and they've got shitty one ply
toilet paper, which real quick, I have a theory, I know.
I think if businesses would just use regular, like good toilet paper, I
think they would end up actually saving money because every time it's that shitty one
ply toilet paper. I end up having to go through like half the fucking
roll. Sure, so I think people just need invest in good toiletaper.
And look how passionate you are. Look at all the editing. So it's
a black light. I start wiping and I'm just like I keep wiping and
like, I'm not getting clean. It's just going and going, and I'm
like, what the fuck? Toilet paper is so bad? I wish you
could tell the story in the mic, but then I couldn't hear it because
I can't stand thinking about this, and it's just like not clean, I'm
not getting clean, and it's driving and I'm in there forever and so I'm
like, because all I can see is the white toilet paper, and then
just like marks, I'm trying. I know this is vulgar, but like
I just seed lines, like I can't see anything. I'm finally like,
what's happening. I get my phone flashlight. This is the grossest thing.
It's pretty gross. Yeah, I get my phone flashlight to actually see it's
just like blood, there's just streaks of blood. I essentially I don't know.
At one point I was actually clean, but because of the harshness of
the toilet paper and that I couldn't tell what the thing on the toilet paper
was. I was just rubbing myself raw and bloody, and so I was
like, okay, fuck that, and yeah, and I just had to
like, I was like, I guess I'm done, and so came out.
My asshole was on fuego. So yeah, that was that experience.
So don't use the men's bath don't poop in the men's bathroom at the Crawford
Art Museum. Hopefully maybe they're doing these renovations. Maybe they'll fix that,
because that was a weird choice to do. You should leave that on your
Google four stars loved it. Don't take a poop there. So that's when
we realized that the stained glass exhibit is closed. Yes, I feel like
there was one more exhibit, was there not? I don't think so.
I think that was all of it. Bathroom was there's some pottery and a
glass next to the toilets. Yeah, I think I thought there was one
more thing, but I don't. I think you're right. So that was
really fun. That was very fun. I enjoyed that you have to and
everyone tells you to go. It was free admission and a lot of people
told us you have to check out the Crawford Art Museum. But when so
many people recommend it and you just hear art museum, I'm like, I
don't want to go to your shitty oil paintings, man, Like I don't
like okay, because it's also just very It's a Catholic place, irish,
you know, like lots of cathedrals and a lot of like old Yeah,
so you had to go, And like, I've seen enough fucking old,
dimy oil paintings for a lifetime. Like I can appreciate them, but I
just I don't need to see all of them unless they're like, unless there's
like a Hieronymous Bosh exhibit like something interesting. I don't need to see a
bunch of portraits of dead people. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't do
it for me either. I've had to go to a lot of those in
my life. So Crawford Museum so so fun, so good. You know,
we continue going up and down their streets, get lost a couple more
times. We'll get lost again later you'll hear about that. I blame the
woman. We go into a little store that I was quite excited about.
We passed it and it just looked cute. It was very pastelli and kind
of west Elm looking but not furniture. Oh. Yes, it was like
a Swedish store. Yeah, we find it like a Swedish company. Yeah,
if you grab the thing, it'll say on it. I think it
was Denmark actually, because I uh, it was called the Saucetran Sister,
No Sauter Green, saust and green, but something. There was something about
sisters somewhere else. Yeah, there's the logo has two women on it.
It's called yeah all over the world. Anna is his Anna and Clara's Oh,
because I think I think whatever languages if I remember saw Denmark that this
is Dutch for sisters, so I think like in English as Sister's Green,
yeah, or the Green Sisters. So there's just like little vases and dry
arrangements and baby toys like and it's all like wood. It's very pasteli and
wood and just interesting and cute. And I just like to shop around.
So I'm looking around, looking around and you and I I don't know what
causes, but I was like, are you looking at the prices of this
stuff? Because this is all very nice. It's all wood and yeah,
all like greenlea planted wrapped and stuff like that, like very uh ego friendly,
eco friendly. I was like, this can't be the price, and
we're looking up and we're like, no, that's the price. Everything is
like crazy and expensive and it's all like there was horse hair paint brushes that
were like two dollars. Yeah. I ended up getting a little set of
They had a lot of water colors, and I have water colors here,
and I was like, I should have actually gotten a thing of why I
don't have primary color water colors? Sure you only have the metallics. We
should have gone especially yeah, because those are twenty dollars. The ones that
I have were twenty bucks in the primary colors are like nineteen ye and these
would have been like eight bucks probably. But they had a set a brush
set for water colors, six six water color brushes and it was under five
dollars. And then they had a bunch of car really no euros, I
know, like they're all when we say dollars, we're saying euros, but
it's close enough to a one to one. Yeah, just absolutely stunning.
They're so pretty. Everything was crazy and expensive. I got some They had
their own Denmark style honey, which looks like it looks like when you're baking
grease hardens what it looks like. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, it's
just like a thick white substance. When you say thick, it's it's solid.
It's solid. It's solid. You have to scrape it off. Yeah,
good point. Yeah you can't like turn the jar over. Yeah,
I know, it's a solid. Yeah, it's like a it's like a
dairy dairy queen delight, like a blizzard. Although dairy queen delight sounds like
I love that they should have a thing called a dairy queen delight. I'm
a marketing genius. We discussed this. I get some honey. I forgot
to say when we were in the English market that I got some tea.
Uh huh, oh my god, was I excited? Yeah you are.
I went in and it's just like gallant like like like two or three gallon
glass jars filled with loose leaf tea, and I'm just smelling them all and
I'm like, how much of these? I think she said it was like
five dollars a bag. I was like, what, like a big bag?
And so I get two. I get a daytime and a nighttime.
No, the teas were actually pretty pricey. It was like twenty bucks per
bag. No, it was it. It was like fifteen or twenty per
bag. Yeah what yeah? Yeah, why didn't you tell me because you
wanted Irish tea? I don't know, because it was fine. It was
still like legit authentic tea. I don't know if it was fifteen, it
was like maybe ten, but it was it was a little pricier like.
That was the one that was one of the early places that I was like,
oh, this is like normal like prices that we're more used to.
Oh, man, I thought I was really getting a deal. Alhula told
me I would have just gotten one. It may have still been cheaper than
it would have been here, because, like I said, I found like
they had the little macho wooden Wick and that was significantly less expensive than the
one I was on here. I mean it was loose leaf and we got
it was nice teas. Yeah, we got like a pretty large Yeah.
Yeah, no, you got like massive tea. I don't I still think
you made out like a bandit, okay, because I got that lavender tea
and Washington it was like a tiny tin that was like that was like eighteen
dollars. Yea, yeah, yeah, so yeah, I was really excited
because I got a black tea. It's like a rose black tea. It
smells it and it tastes like black tea and rose so good. I've never
had a rose tea before, so I thought that was neat. So yeah,
we go in there, we get we buy a few things, to
get some greeting cards because they're like fifty cents, you know, and they're
gorgeous. So I had, like I've had a thousand birthdays coming up.
Everyone in my life is a January, February person or December, all of
you wintertime babies. That's when I was conceived. So yeah, that was
super neat. And I feel like when we went into a Boots. I
love going into Boots. It's like a like a It's like a Walgreens and
a Sophora combined. You can get luxury and cold medicines, which we did
get cold medicine, and they apparently don't fuck around when it comes to cold
medicine, because we we got cold medicine and I've never been like, I
feel like this was a diagnosed doctor. I was like, can you look
at a mole in my back too. While we're here, Like the guy
at the counter was like giving us a breakdown, and he was like okay,
he goes, do not take this for more than three days in a
row, because then it'll give you a cold. It was like, it'll
make your symptoms way, whereas if you take it for three days, he's
like, if you take it for three days, it'll clear your right up.
He's like fourth day. Yeah. And they also sell Nicorette, like,
oh, you made that. Yeah, you asked him about that and
he was like, I don't care. I act like I was an asshole.
They just like you can like cigarette, it's not even over the counter,
it's just in the aisles like Nicorette. You can just get Nicorette over
like on through the aisles, which is crazy to me. Yeah, people
could steal Nicorette easily. Yeah. Do you think maybe that's why they put
it up But has nothing to do with pharmaceutical It's because people steal it,
which let them have it. Guys. Well, but they but they the
condoms in certain stores, like we should be handing these things out for I
agree with the condoms, but the Nicorette. The thing is it has nicotine
in it, so you don't want kids coming in there and stealing it.
Oh, I thought it was supposed to cure you from smoking. It is,
but it still has nicotine in it. Oh well, then doesn't it
not cure you from smoking? It stops you from smokeing theoretically will stop you
from smoking because you're getting your nicotine fixed in a better way. Okay,
nicotine still causes cancer, though I can see, still not good for you,
But chewing nicotine gum is a hell of a lot healthier than smoking a
cigarette, which is smoke and then has like fiberglass and all kind of you
know what you're talking about, because you're just you know, a trash jewel
boy, like you know, like you want to boy. So yeah,
the boots, we did, the boots did the boots. I feel like
we went into a few places for places. Went into disappointing vinyl shop.
All the vinyls were new reprints and new, and it was lame. I
went into a Burger King to get a soda Irish worship burger and there they
think that they think the burger King is government updated. They're like clean and
like modern. Every burgertine, every Burgertine. Every burger king I've been to
here in the States is like I walk in and I'm like, is this
safe to be? Am I going to get stabbed and mugged in? And
it'll be a burger king in like downtown Austin, Like yeah, a safe,
rich people area. And I'm like, I get the heavy jeeps.
Yeah yeah, no, the like there's a reason why what's his bucket gets
busy in a burger king bathroom? There's no, that's the place to be.
It's from the Humpty Dance. Okay, one's got busy in the burger
king bathroom. Yeah. And then just y'all just wait till he gets our
McDonald's experience. Well, just that's in two cities, y'all, y'all wait
for the next episode, wait for two episodes from now. So, yeah,
we went to a Lush. We brought that up. We went to
a Lush. You were trying to find like maybe a Lush specific product I
did not have. I was like, do y'all have it? They were
just like no, but you want to chat? Well they talked. They
were so sweet, they wanted to talk forever. But you were you were
like, can do y'all have like an Ireland specific product or Europe's kind of
some specific. And they're like, no, but we've got a couple of
products that are green. That'll be fun to get a green product when you're
in Ireland. I was like, no, it's not fucking stretch. Okay,
they're trying, at least they're trying. No, I love a sales
anyone. I love any people. Ie. When I go into a store
and they just go no and they just like bye, I get so pissed
off. I'm like, no, give me a recommend, to give me
an alternative, the answer is always no. But but is how you sell
things guys. Yeah. We also from a couple of the shop owners learned
we kind of so we got there and it was maybe in the early l
low forties, and the way they were like, I'm sorry you came to
this. So we were and that's kind of what we were. Everyone was.
They were like it's terrible and it's miserable today. I was like I'm
really enjoying my yeah, so sorry. So yeah, we were kind of
you I'm trying to tell a story here. We were we were expecting that
we were kind of like, oh, this is probably what it's like during
this time at all times. And yeah, everyone was just like, it
is never this cold. You came in the worst time. We don't know
why it's so called. It's never been this cold. So that was a
pretty wild experience. And ironically it was warmer there than it was it was.
It wasn't too bad. So yeah, so then we just kind of
walked around Cork and it was it was go ahead, okay, since we're
taking our time a little bit more, I want to mention the thing we
got at the English market from the sweetest woman who was the woman that wrote
down a bunch of places for us to go and can sale because we're going
the next day to can sale. And we told her we're going to can
sale tomorrow and she said, here are some places you have to go,
and she run them on a business card. But she was the sweetest thing
we bought. It was a little vendor. It was I'm telling us the
word, oh okay, it's okay. Well now when Rihanna's telling you that,
I gotta shut up. Yes, that is the end. But it
was a little vendor. Her husband makes ceramics. So it's like you said,
platters and mugs and some bowls, bowls, you know, ceramics,
and I'm looking at them and they're a little cheeky in a way that they're
kind of there are specifically lobsters. It's seafood made lobsters, you know,
fishies and things like that. And I don't it's kind of not tacky,
but like, I'm a modern woman, so it's very old. It feels
very Grandma, it does. And so I'm looking at them and I'm like,
okay and cool. And then I see a skinny rectangle dish with these
cute fish on them, and I go, Adam, we have to buy
this and eat it. Use this. This is our sushi plate. And
you're like, oh my, you loved that idea. You love a theme.
And we've gone that. We've done that when we went to Washington.
We didn't buy it there because we wouldn't be able to travel with it.
We didn't want to travel with it. But I bought them for you later.
Was a ceramic tumbler that use only only drink it when you're drinking like
alcohol. Yeah, I think alcohol. I think that's also because we just
store it on the bar bar cart. You can use that whenever it's short.
You I think I've seen you use it for a coke, but you
have to refill it like four short. I feel like I'm on an airplane.
Yeah, you like it. When you're done, you just pour it
into the back of a seat, and uh, I'm for anything turbulence.
Did that fucking blame the pilot for that sticky seat? I forget they haven't
heard that yet, because that's that was yesterday. That was when we came
back, and you loved it, You're like, oh my god. Absolutely.
So we bought this little rectangle, uh ceramic play that we'll use for
sushi, and it was so cute. She flipped it upside down when she
was wrapping it, and the back of it is a complete signature of her
husband's signature, and I thought that was so fun. Yeah, no,
and she was so sweet, she was so kind and nice mm hmm.
And then I put that all her recommendations on her little card. I put
that in my pocket and completely forgot about it. But we'll get more to
that when we get to Kinsale. Well, yeah, but I was excited
about that, so we I don't think I think that was mainly it.
Did we see anything else in Corek We walked around a ton, we saw
some we saw we saw the cathedral. Yeah, we kind of just like
kind of just walked around the town, which was really nice and I thoroughly
enjoyed. When we were at the market, something else we got was little
gourmet chocolates. Yes, in the sweetish trouffle. Yeah, yes, And
she was very kind. We got a handful of those to try and we
got one. It was a cherry chocolate with no stone so there's no seed
in it. And and and to cut to because we so we had those,
we we walk around. We end up going back to we have our
little platter of well no, no, no, we have our what's the
term, uh, we love We do them all the time. We like
sweet. No, when you have like cheeses and meat charcoti I could not
think of that. I could not think of the word charcuterie for the life
of me. Sharcucci. So we we have all of our Sharcucci stuff and
we eat it. We go back to the Airbnb and we have our cheeses.
Oh. When we got soda bread, yeah, which you did not
like. It was so crumbly. I really enjoyed it. So bread.
It was like a buttermilk soda bred. I had one later from somebody,
a different vendor, and I liked it. I didn't like their so sure,
okay, sorry, it was crumbly. I did like their soda bread.
We got such a good like a chili jam. Chili jam. Yeah,
we had a little charcoterie thing and just had a good night eating snacks.
We set up your laptop and we're watching TV. I don't watching a
documentary. We didn't finish about that because it honestly got kind of boring.
Oh I wasn't bored fair. And then we got to the chocolates, and
I just want to bring up the because we had the wildest thing with the
chocolate. I don't know if this is actually that interesting, but you bit
into the cherry one. Do you remember biting into it? No? Oh,
I know. Oh you mean when our chocolate squirted. Yeah, you've
been into it and it was like a fin I thought it would be like
a creamy or you know, kind of gooey in the syrup. Either,
it was like thinner than a sou It was like water. Yeah, it
was like cherry flavored water. And you bit into it and it just shot
it collapsed in your hand. Yeah yeah, no, that chuckle went uh
yeah, it was a while. That was so funny. Oh boy,
I forgot about that because you just had I grabbed your hand and I just
like, like, we just crumbled it in your hand and I just like
ate it off. I think I think I just panicked and like shoved it
it the whole thing into your mouth because you were gonna buy half of it
and I was gonna eat the other half. But it just became such a
mess that I was just like take it, take it. I didn't mean
to touch your teeth. You touched my teeth. That was kind of hot.
I think you should like tell me to take it more often. Yeah
yeah, okay, okay, well geez, chill out. And I know
y'all are thinking how much sex did you have in Ireland? And I'm gonna
tell you all about that next week when we get when we get to can
Sale, you can Sale Ireland. We didn't have any sex and can so
did we? Okay? Here, well, Adam, we'll hear all about
it. I guess I'll also hear all about it next week. So yeah,
that was quirk and then off to Cansel Stay Horny Bitches. Bye.
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