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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
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So yesterday I started something in the
presidential election. I mean the president

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President's Day explosion, because your day
was President's Day. We worked and I

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found some stuff about the first fifteen
presidents. It was kind of nuts.

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afternoon, of course, been and
skin on deck. Let's continue though the

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President's Day Presidential Explosion. I learned
it sload yesterday, Dame. We did

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fifteen. We'll pick it up at
sixteen of the ABE Lincoln. Did y'all

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know that he was a wrestler?
He many think in over three hundred matches,

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he only lost one wrestling match.
Lincoln. Yeah, he lost to

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the honky talk Man at SummerSlam.
If I recall correctly, Brody can verify

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that for me suver Slam eighteen oh
five or whatever. Keep your eyes open

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to the talkback app Kevin for a
late entry. Yeah, from maybe a

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Lincoln cutting a promo. Yeah,
I've always got ready so uh, honesty

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you honesty this Sunday, honest ding
dong. By the way, I must

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say the the vibe in the studio, yeah, electric, just electrical,

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due to the electricity of Ron Gilligan. If you missed the nine o'clock segment,

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I'm not kidding. It may be
one of my favorite most exciting segments

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we've ever done. Catch up on
the iHeart app if you missed it.

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Just said we need Ron Gilligan's number
we're gonna call him. It's one of

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those game changing moments in radio history. We're always gonna take back to the

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Ron Gilligan day. It was twenty
years in the making on air, thirty

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two years in my life. The
re Union vindicated Vindaka. Should Andrew Johnson

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seventeen publicly drunk during his inauguration?
Okay, really love it? I had

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a few. Although he said that
he supported an end to slavery in the

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sixties, it was a good time
to do that politically for him, it

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came out later that he was a
white supremacist. In fact, after eighteen

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sixty five, he wrote, this
is a country for white men, and

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by God, as long as I
am president, it shall be a government

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for white men. Andrew Johnson President
seventeen. You're Andrew Johnson tattoo Now,

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damn it. I thought he was
at four. I got it wrong.

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But he supported Ulyssesess Grant. He
was supposed to be in Lincoln's theater box

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on the night of his assassination.
He changed his plans the last minute,

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like Seth McFarlane. Did they check
his hands for gunshot residue? No they

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didn't. There you go interesting,
he said. He Also, he couldn't

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stand the sight of blood, even
though he was a Civil War general and

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fought a lot. He is credited
with dismantling the KKK. All right.

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Unfortunately they regrouped a few decades later. But he he did his job for

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a little bit. Rutherford B.
Hayes. Tell me more about him?

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Yeah, something about him that we
need to know. He lost the popular

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vote by two hundred and fifty thousand
votes, but he won on the electoral

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college by a single vote, and
he earned the nickname Ruther Fraud. You're

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kidding. He was also they don't
know that? Did you know? This

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water cooler talk. His opponents called
him Granny Hayes because he didn't drink,

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smoke or gamble like a little bitch. That's your president, Bruther for behh

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Behayes. James Garfield number twenty eating
cats Get well? No, he got

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shot a few months well maybe actually
he gets shot a few months into his

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presidency by an assassin. He died
eleven weeks later, and they tried using

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a newly invented metal detector by Alexander
I'm sorry by Andrew Graham Bell to locate

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the bullet, but the results were
kind of untested at that point, and

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it led doctors to cut in the
wrong places. So they used a faulty

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metal detector on him to find the
bullet and he died. Yeah, yeah,

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oh yeah because of the metal detector. Yeah, bad deal there.

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Whoops. Doctors also introduced some bacteria
into his body because they had, you

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know, their unsterilized prying thing is
it looking for the bullet because they didn't

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know that you needed to wash your
hands before surgery in the eighteen hundreds?

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What year was that, That's early, that's probably eighteen seventy, I would

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imagine right there for President twenty James
Garfield eleven weeks and then shot and killed

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a lot of presidents. Get shot
Chester a Arthur fancy Man. He wanted

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the White House completely redecorated, so
he went to Gilligan's auctioneer house and sold

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off twenty four wagon loads of historical
relics, including a pair of Abraham Lincoln's

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pants and one of John Quincy adams
hats. He's selling them off, takes

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the money and redecorates the White House
with that money. Damn. He also

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owned eighty different pairs of pants.
It's a lot of pants. Yeah,

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that's Chester Arthur. He's the grind
Gilligan of his time. Sounds like he

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might be the second gay president.
Pants they're fun. Now he was president

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the twenty one there is a thought
it's of a conspiracy that he got his

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people to assassinate James Garfield so he
could be president. I believe it.

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Little cool power playing that murderous little
queen. Two Grover Cleveland. Grover Cleveland,

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he became the legal guardian to his
friend's eleven year old orphaned daughter.

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Ten years later they were married at
the White House. I knew the story

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was going, making her the youngest
first lady ever at the age of twenty

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one. How was he old?
Okay, she was beautiful and young and

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she was over eleven, and Grover
Cleveland looked like a walrus. He would

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like Craig Staffer. Really, if
you go look at the Golfer the walrus.

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He got away with it, though
it wasn't being hidden at the time.

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People were happy about it. Now
in hindsight we're like, oh,

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I can't believe that happened. But
it was the first presidential wedding in the

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White House too. She was basically
his daughter. Yeah, he also got

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the nickname Big Steve because his real
name was Steven and he was too one

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hundred and fifty pounds. Back then, there weren't a lot of two hundred

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and fifty pounded people didn't have a
lot of food my house. Times have

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changed. He's also the first person
to serve twice in nonconsecutive years, and

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it could happen again with Trump.
It's he only happened once with him because

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he was President twenty two and President
twenty four. Grover Cleveland fascinating. Benjamin

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Harrison was the president Oser was the
grandson of President William Henry Harrison. Some

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NEPO presidents they called him the human
Iceberg because he had terrible anxiety and he

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had no personality. First president to
have electricity. He was so scared of

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touching the switches on and off that
he slipped with the lights on. But

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they installed electricity in the White House
when he was there. Yeah, and

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he was terrifying at witchcraft. What
is this what I just touched? What

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is this one? Lever? So
he just like lights on, sleeping with

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the lights on? Where do they
find these illumination demons? Fire? Filling

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my White house with with light?
The roof is on fire and it's out.

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Now it's out. It's fine.
One lever can't be Oh yeah,

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now I told you Grover Cleveland was
twenty two and twenty four. Turns out

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his jaw is made of rubber.
Just the confusions. Can't stop all this

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fire, no fire, fire,
roof on fire, no fire, roof

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not on fire, on fire.
Fascinating? Did they have all take it

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in here? Just look at the
roof, Look at the roof fire.

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So it's backwards to it's always up. Should be so confused? Why is

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it off? Who can fix it? They didn't have electricians back then.

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It was Oh god. William McKinley
twenty five, a man in the crowd

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named Leon hoped to assassinate him at
a speech in Cleveland. Leon concealed his

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gun in a handkerchief and shot McKinley
twice in the abdomen at close range.

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Ouch, So that was bad.
Ganggreen started growing on the walls of his

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stomach and poisoned his blood. He
died and off, Oh my god,

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So how many have we had assassin? A bunch? Really, that's a

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lot. I thought it was like
two. Theodore Roosevelt twenty six when delivering

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a speech. He was shot,
but he kept going with a speech.

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Yeah, hell yeah, he said, I don't know whether you fully understand

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that I've just been shot, but
I give you my word. I do

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not care a rap about being shot. Not a rap, damn. He

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finished his hour and a half speech
with a bullet lodged in his chest,

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even as blood started showing through his
shirt. Also, teddy bears were made

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in his honor. That is some
that is hard. That is some tupac

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stuff, right there, man,
Not a rap, not so. An

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old wives tale was that he refused
to shoot a bear cub on a hunting

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trip, so they made teddy bears
after him, and teddy bears got famous

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because of Theodore Roosevelt. William Howard
Taft twenty seven. He supposedly gets stuck

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in a bathtub. Bigums, big
old guy, he was in here.

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Turn the fire on fire immediately.
Now he have a lubricant, was like,

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oh, teddy bears are popular now, so he tried to market his

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own little tafties. Billy Possum shut
up. Yeah, really, boy,

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how disappointed would your kid be?
We couldn't afford a teddy bear, but

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we got you this now This comes
from one night they had. He scarfed

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down a huge possum dinner one night. Billy Possum did not catch on,

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while Teddy bears continued to catch on. Woodrow Wilson twenty eight. He had

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a lot of stress and he had
a lot of strokes, paralyzed, almost

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blind, but he stayed in office
two years after that, with his wife

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Edith just kind of helping him.
Edith was a descendant of Pocahontas. Whoa

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damn nuts as that Woodrow Wilson Warren
G. Harding Here we go. He

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died in office of a heart attack, but he was known to have a

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bit of a wondering eye for the
ladies. He had an affair with his

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wife's close friend Carrie, which hey
man, hey bubba bubba, hey go

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hubba, you'll go buying the whole. I won't do it. This was

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revealed through a series of love letters. There's also another woman named Nan Britton,

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and Nan wrote a book called The
President's Daughter Over Time about how her

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daughter was Warren G. Hardings Now. She claims in the book that they

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had sex in the closet near the
Oval office with secret Service agents posted to

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ward Off intruders Ben Roethlisberger style.
In twenty fifteen, DNA test at ancestry

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dot com confirmed that Warren G.
Harding was the father of Elizabeth the woman,

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well, the daughter who god oh
lady wrote the book Elizabeth. They

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got him, They did full ancestry, which I'm like, how is Mary

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still have a show if we have
ancestry dot com. Calvin Coolidge he had

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a morning ritual like Danny does,
of having someone rob vasoline on his head

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while he eats breakfast. Danny every
day, every single day. That's been

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how I've been wearing a lot of
hats lately. And look at the hair.

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I don't know the results, don't
lie, Mikey. That's our best

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name to president. Toovin Calvin Coolidge
ship. He also had two pet raccoons

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named Reuben and Rebecca. How does
he have a name like Calvin Coolidge?

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And he's not our first African American
president? That is the most African American

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name ever? What about Herbert Hoover? Though a pretty good name too,

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right, Herb Hoover? He had
two pet alligators oftentimes will run around the

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White House grounds. No alligators?
Are you sure all these are accurate?

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Yeah, Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Roosevelt, he was obsessed twice a dog.

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Now he made his dog an honorary
Army private during World War Two.

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Okay, this is like that cat
that got all this stuff at the wheel

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reading and the Chewy commercial. This
says, MGM made two movies about the

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dog. I love that old man
got the Lake housecial. You're not gonna

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make it through your only FDR no
I got. I'm gonna get through all

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of them. Are we gonna have
part three tomorrow? No, we're done

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Part three? Part three? We're
done three three. That's it. You

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stop abruptly at FDR. Yep.
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stores. Number one the mom who's
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the vegan whose side eyes you for
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who won't more term. My phone
calls all weird soft year old. I'm

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like, yeah, it's me began
judging people at the at the butcher counter.

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No, you should get some of
that washable paint and draw the number

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three on the side of Kat's car
for the whole week as well, kind

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of like a zombie land. Okay, okay, that's pretty good. We'll

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let you trade one of your other
three payoffs that you owe for for a

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washable paint. Do that, now, just do that, anyone. Let's

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do that for fun. Well,
a very successful Valentine's Day with a downbeat

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singing box of chocolate. I'm looking
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ready for your down beat singing pot
of gold and down beat singing Easter basket

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and down beat singing uh Juneteenth basket
and the down beat July the fourth flag.

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Hey, he's pretty much spot on. I think it's the singing commemorative

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World Series ring. It might serve
us to skip over the six month Please,

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let's do the juneteen. Let's I
don't know, let's we try to

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be quite shocking in those songs.
Certain, Yeah, I'm not scared scared.

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I'm not worried about it. As
the guy who picked a bubble Wallace

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to win. That's true, Mike
Kyle Larson over there. I want to

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encourage everybody to do their part to
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week, I was stealing and chopping
cars until they finally caught me and I

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was able to tell them, hey, don't worry. Mike's aroy from the

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Downbeat inspired me. This week,
I'm doing what I call the Downbeat double

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take. As I walk out of
the grocery, I grab the cash register

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from the girls, only to say, no, I'm just teaching you about

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safety, you dumb bitch. Listen
to the Downbeat. We'll take most any

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promo your talk rack. We're not
going to talk about how cub Scouts get

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the short end of the stick in
terms of the food they sell. Girl

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Scouts sell cookies. Cub Scouts,
on the other hand, sell popcorn that

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by the time you get it,
it's stale. I remember selling that popcorn,

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and I was jealous of the Girl
Scouts selling their delicious cookies while I'm

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sitting here with stale popcorn. It's
stronk, Is that right? The Cup

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Scouts sell popcorn. I was never
a cup Scout, and it never had

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to work up those ranks, thankfully. The kennel of you just look at

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them like I tackle like that thing
that's been sitting on Julie's desk for a

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year and a half. Yeah,
yeah, this is John And that was

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Dingu's scout master. And I just
wanted to say that, even though he

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didn't get his Eagle Scout badge,
Dingu, You're always a You've always been

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an Eagle scout in my book.
You were good at blowing that horn,

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if you know what I mean.
No, he didn't have to have the

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last part. We saw where you
were going, like when you know the

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thirty seconds is about up and oh
Mixceroy sounds like me when I would have

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two friend groups to meet each other
for the first time, Like hey,

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hey, if you beat over on
Man, he might say I stole some

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golf balls or golf clubs or something
from a tennis legend. I did not,

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I promise, And he's gonna say
I might have broken old man's favorite

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chair family heirloom. I didn't do
that either. I didn't do that either.

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It's all a lie. All lie, guys. Do you think Aubrey's

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chair was a family heirloom. I
don't know. It look very old.

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It could have been been funny.
I'm not ready for them to do the

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testing over here because all you see
over Facebook, you know the next door

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app? But old people, did
you hear that bomb going on? No,

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it's just another airplane. Shut up. Yea, yeah, they're gonna

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be testing the uh the big X
fifty nine plane in Fort Worth. Talk

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about that earlier if you missed it. Yeah, this is the Texas Watermelon

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Commission. Please don't retweet one of
our photos denoting whether or not KT would

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have intercourse with one of our beautiful
melons. This is a wholesome page promoting

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perky watermelons of Texas. Okay,
says when you're referring to watermelons. Key,

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Hey guys, it's Stephanie in the
colony. Little fun fact for you.

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Twenty three years ago, on February
eighteenth, at four eight pm,

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while Dalernhardt Senior was driving in turn
three, my son was born. So

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at the my bragging montage. Yes, raise hell, praise Dell. Pretty

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amazing. His spirit left his body
and entered your womb. Yeah, and

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always remember Dale's not dead, He's
just one lap ahead. Good morning,

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fellas, your boy, Mike and
Grapevine. Hey, just wanted to say

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that, uh Me and the wife
started Fargo season one last week and we

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just got through this weekend and now
we're on season two. So thank you

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fellas. So far so good man. Can't wait to get the five number

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five anyways, don't have you and
Kati love you, buzz baby, keep

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crushing. Fargo Season two is a
little slow, but it's I think it's

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the best one of the five.
They're all great and coming to you live

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from six flags. There's what that's
galloping to? What is that? What

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a hey? Days? Come on
inside. That's right. All the rides

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hang out with me because I'm a
horse. It's terrible, terrible, I

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do like a daily horse. The
entire world sitting on the edge of their

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seats today waiting on a phone call
to a guy named Ron Gilligan. None

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of us have ever heard of him
before yesterday, and apparently he owns an

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auction house with a website from nineteen
ninety eight. But still we can't wait

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to see what he has to say
about a pit pass some by two NASCAR

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legends. I agree. I can't
recall ever having been as excited. I

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have done radio with Valve Kilmer standing
behind me, and I turned around and

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I said, oh hi, val
Kilmer didn't know he was there. That

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to me was more exhilarating than having
help Kilmer stepped it up. Okay,

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just speed around sweet stage and with
the big hole in the roof and I

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sun shine in through the window.
You are show being nurse, so tugging

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it once a day. There goes
daily Baylists taking another bathroom break pride.

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I think Tizzle is really focused on
succession. But I think you got to

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remember this thing might be half righteous
gemstones. It is amen, check it

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out. I gotta get pross to
JJ. She got me pretty good when

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she plays scream and grove, I
had to look behind me thinking it was

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someone about the ruin me screaming goat
idea for a new show. Hey there's

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been a murder. Don't worry.
Detective Ron Gill again is working the case.

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Just the facts, ma'am, Just
the facts, just the facts.

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We'll be back tomorrow morning at six
am. I think we'll have a special

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guest joining us at nine am,
and which had a very important thing to

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tell you about. At eight tomorrow, Ben Skin Show is next to say

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up two seconds. Watch Navalni on
Max Tonight. Very good. It's about

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a Russian political opponent, opponent about
Ladimir Putin, but we're gonna talk about

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Tomorc's the guy just died. And
it's a fascinating story. It's a documentary

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that an hour into it you will
stand there looking at it with your mouth

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wide open with chills. Yeah,
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