Good morning about your plans. Your comedy first responders are here. Although this
week and then into this weekend, we're morphing into the comedy ice Breakers story.
That's us every single morning, Kevin Turner with Danny Baylis and Mike Sary.
What I thought about it last night, don't worry about it. Then
look at me like that thought about that overnight comedy ice Breakers. Cold Front
one has hit. Okay, hold Front one has hit, Go front one
of two. I'm gonna give a little credit here to Kevin. The cold
Front one hit within about ninety seconds. And when your model said the first
gold fronk was gonna happen, yeah, nailed it. I thought that was
a joke. Well you remember the whole I'm always right from earlier in the
week, vividly bill valid Like I thought your models was a joke. I
thought you were just like a fortend weather man. But that's incredible accuracy that
you've displayed this morning. Yeah. I'm sitting here and going I send some
emails off to some weather a meteorologist, a fumble geologist, weatherman, weather
women, you know, And I'm sitting there as I'm sending it, just
conflicted, like why would I try to get a weather person on when I
am the guy who knows. But I did shoot an email off to send
at Finfrock last night, so we get Frock on on Monday, trying to
have him on call. Send me DM over to Kylie Kapps and Fox four
no response. Speaking of weather, Weather, where I sit, I'm in
the middle of a long table. Mikey is flanked to my right, Kevi
Oh is flanked to my left. Behind each of them are flat screen televisions,
one showing the Fox for Weather. Behind Mikey. We have NBC five
Weather, and I feel like I'm at a tennis match, but the participants
are people that work at twin Peaks well. Experts come in many shapes and
sizes, forms, genders. I'm just glad that I have both options without
having to turn degrees. It's not just the women though, it's the men
too. I mean Pete Delkas famously puts the meat and meteorologist he does.
He's always said that, did we got to kiss the chef? City Agrill
put the meat and meteorologists? Will you will you check Danny whenever they sync
up If each network has the exact same temperature, Yes, Okay, that's
your job today, right thirty three and thirty three, Yes, like to
the like if it changes by six o three. Okay, this still says
six o two, am ya. But that's that's on that's on a stream,
and that's on direct TV. Oh well, there you go, there
you go, disregardless. Well we'll talk about the Arctic blast at six thirty.
As they plan to treat the roads with Brian. I read that last
night the text dot is going to be treating the roads with Brian going to
empty a bunch of pickle jars on the roads. I thought that was shrimp.
No, no, just a guy named Brian's going around and just one
guy, very well, one guy. He brought Brian's on the case.
Are he's saying Brian or Brian? Brian? What is? What's Brian?
It's like a salty discharge. You've heard of brianing pickles like salt and vinegar
and water. But what's shrimp is? Okay, Brian is the type of
shrimp? Yeah, it's marinated in a Brian. It's got like an acidic
kind of flavor to it. What Brian? Shrimp is a specific animal?
Bo Oh yeah, you think they're just gonna cover the highways with shrimp.
Yeah, with small, small shrimp. And it's hard to get and it's
expensive, but it works better than anything clearly. Story one is the icy
Roads. You've got to back up High five due to a malfunction with the
scampy scampy. Story two is gonna be Cowboys Packers, and they've made poor
Larry Collins of NBC five go stand outside the stadium this morning and the you
know, thirty mile per hour wind gusts to talk about you know, what's
going to be happening here. This game tailgating could suck Sunday morning, but
they had him standing out there. They shouldn't do that to him. I
have done something for our listeners. Guys, this football for a reason.
You do if you go the Freak Facebook page. Okay, not the Facebook
listen group, the ninety seven on the Freak Facebook page, which will still
have these freaking mongoloids will go in there and comment what bring back like these
guys. Ugh, there's boycott the Freak all these guys, they'll do that
stuff. Don't worry about them so much, though. I've put a post
up if you correctly guessed the score of Cowboys Packers. With the winning team,
you get one entry. We'll give you a Downbeat mystery giveaway next week.
All right, so go fill up those comments because we need you to.
Is it gonna be three pairs of Luke Bryan tickets that are so highly
coveted around the Actually, all right, a bunch of people DM and mesual
like, I'll take the tickets, Billing walts them. I'll take them so
like we've had two callers refuse them. A bunch of people want to Well,
I think there, I think there is a fine like there are people
who who really like Luke Brian the people who really don't like him. I'm
not sure he lives in the in the gray. You know, nine o'clock,
we're gonna do something called the Downbeat Betting Card. We've got all the
games from Super wild Card Weekend, plus some fun props with them, and
we'll invite our listeners to jump on. Pick one of us as their war
daddy, yes, their war daddy, Nick me, and we'll go to
town and the two winners we'll get Luke Brian tickets and they'll know they'll find
out on Monday or Tuesday. I guess Tuesday, technically because there's a game
Monday night that they're getting Luke tickets and the loser you got to live with
it. You cost your listener Luke Brian tickets, you jerk like Danny cost
his guy. What was the tickets last week for the Golden Gloves? I
think it was Brian tickets, that's right. Yeah, Chase didn't get Chase
the brother who is Danny's partner, who I don't think was too heartbroken over
the mystery prize reveal. That would be more of a bet payoff for me
and Chase to have to go to Luke Brian together. Yeah. Yeah,
you have fun though. He's a funny dude. Chase hilarious. Uh big,
I got that real good, feel good stuff back up into my big,
stupid, dumb mass truck driving on thirty five. Thank you, bitch
by my side. I don't look that trip there it is. Hold on.
There may only be two pairs of tickets of feel there's three, three
pairs available, just two pairs of We gave one to someone. They were
kidding. You got it. You can't avoid this tune. Seven eight years
ago, I somehow did guilty pleasure for Dingu ding I've got a lot of
guilty pleasures. This is not one of them. I have seen him live
though, Yeah, we're at Twilight. I think it was at STARplex.
Yeah it wasn't star Plex because my friend Ward plays pedal steel guitar in a
band that opened up for him. Okay, and he's from here and we're
great, great friends from years back, and he invited me to the show.
So I watched Luke Bryan. Basically, I'm just standing next to the
guy mixing, yeah, the sound engine, with Ward's wife and they're then
one year old. I have some minor showbreaking news. Oh, but nobody
cares about that. Kevin hit me. I also was declined for a radio
interview request with Aaron Andrews. Oh this is good because yesterday we told you
that Aaron Andrews Is told us at a very passive age, passive aggressive email
that included the term Aaron gets so many wonderful opportunities. Yeah, you mentioned
that she's a new mom. Yeah it was aggressive in any way, not
at all. It was very kind. Copy paste. It is not copy
paste, because that's why we did it, Danny. Kevin Center request got
swatted, and if you truly are getting this many opportunities. I would imagine
you just have a cut and paste response to why we can't grant you an
interview? Kind of what a thought. Maybe a'ce doing an interview on Friday
before a game she covers in Dallas, Texas and super Walk our weekend might
be worthy of doing a thing. But I think Kevin's onto something and right,
what's the value in doing radio interviews? How does it help her?
Versus potentially what she might say, they get her in some hot water.
It's just not worth it, I don't think so. That's a pro tip.
Never do a radio interview. I thought that the reply. I thought
the reply from Aaron's people was almost complimentary to us, or she said Aaron
gets lots of what was the word, wonderful opportunities, saying that we are
one of those wonderful opportunities. That is a nice she has to decline them.
That's a nice way to decline someone asking you to go on a date.
It's what a wonderful opportunity. Unfortunately I can't accommodate at this time.
It's not verbatim because I didn't get any reference to her fresh Babby, but
essentially it's the same thing from Kyla Chalmers yesterday afternoon. Hi Michael, thank
you so much for inviting Aaron onto the show to chat about the upcoming game
exclamation point. Unfortunately she is unable to participate. Aaron receives so many wonderful
opportunities, however, it's impossible to accommodate them all. Thank you for reaching
out, Kyla Chalmers. So, sam's the blaming the baby. It's it's
pretty much the same, but it's not cut and pasted for a decline.
So that's the experiment that we were kind of doing. They probably declined every
NFL team, Well, they really only do Cowboys games, it seems so
the Cowboys applying the media from that market probably hollers it then and they say
the same thing, appreciate all these wonderful opportunities. Yeah, but I'm sure
she's making good money, and like I just said, she doesn't need to
do it. She's like, what, why would I know, Kylo say
no to all of them unless it's a national maybe or paid you know,
paid or paid you know. I think there's a line that people have taken
and it's like, we're not doing stuff for free anymore. Yeah, you're
raising crab on us. I'm not doing free stuff anymore. And she's right.
I mean, this is the market, you know, this is Dallas.
Do you think that us having Aaron Andrews on is going to I don't
know, tip the scales one way or the other for a listener to decide
whether or not they're going to watch the Cowboy game? Right? Would one
person hear her? God, I really like that Aaron Andrews lady. I
think it looks like I think I'm going to watch the Cowboys on Sunday.
It's football for a reason. Okay, but no, she wouldn't be doing
it, Tom, it's football for a reason. Fox's ratings by even a
fraction. She'd be doing it just to up the Aaron Andrews profile profile quot,
you know, by a little bit. She doesn't want that thing to
go higher anymore. And she's been around for fifteen years doing this. Yeah,
yeah, what do you expect? Kevin? Yeah? Kevin? Why'd
you make me send that? Well? I wanted someone from the A team
to respond. At least they did that little baby KK went silent. You
should have aimed for Rhino. You're right, but I didn't want him to
bring the show down. Rhino would have come in the studio, put his
jacket on an hour with you guys. He told us a story about a
sick kid. I mean, did he got famous by any know what they
are? They're good stories, and I just he got famous by Saturday mornings
during college game day, like you're there are those drunk people at the at
the tailgate, you know, and the stupid signs, and then all of
a sudden, tell a story about one of the fan bases who's got a
sick kid, and then you do a ten minute peace on it. You're
like God, and it's back and he goes back to the crowd and someone
just cracked up with a beer on their forehead, you know. Like Tom
Rinaldi got it KT him a promotion to the NFL A team with Greg and
KK. And also it's gonna be a little baby KK and Tom Brady next
year. Probably it's Greg Olsen. He said, what am I chopped deliver
and Greg Olsen's good, and I'm Tom Brady'll be tom Brady will be way
better. I think you think I think so. I don't know, man,
I just looked up Rinaldi's things because I thought he was a writer first
whatever, and it says uh, he was a high school teacher, English
teacher, whatever, back before and before journalism. Before he was on a
local newsman in Portland, Oregon. But he's also the handball coach at Morris
High School in the Bronx, New York. Still no, he was Oh,
hanball hands to go back to the Bronx, have to teach handball and
then fly out Monday through Thursday. Who's playing handball? What do you think
handball is? When I say handball, it's it's a worst pickleball. There's
two handballs. I think of the handball as the one that I see some
people play at tennis courts in far East Dallas, so on the racquetball court
and they're maybe taking a break with your little slap glove on. Yeah.
Al Bundy used to play a lot of the handball. I've never played handball.
It looks terrible. What is that? That's when you got Al Bundy
always had his hands down the foot of Okay, I mean reference from a
show that was canceled thirty five years ago, But thanks Kevin. I saw
a dude when I flew back from Sriicota with a no ma'am shirt on.
It was in the security line, and another guy in the security line pointed
out, he goes married with children. That's awesome, bad as love the
misogyny on that show wearing your no ma shirt to the airport. Handball is
slap ball on a racketball court. But handball is also the incredible Olympic sport
that I still argue should be popular in the United States. It's like a
perfect mix of basketball and soccer played on the basketball court where they run around
and pass and they do spin shots, flying soaring highlights. I love watching
handball that version team handball in the Olympics. Yes, and it's one of
Dirk's favorite sports growing up. And I always say, like, Dirk,
just start the us HBL or whatever, the handball league. You be the
face of it. Hell you, I mean, a couple of years ago
you could have even played the first season as a member of the Dallas team.
I'm telling you, handball could be super popular in the United States.
Look up handball highlights on YouTube, and it's like watching NBA highlights. Like
you deek the goalie, you nutmeg the goalie, you do it, jump
and do like a slow spin ball that bounces behind the goalie and spins in.
It's fascinating. That is kind of dope. It's really it has every
element that's required to be popular in the United States except for knowledge and people
playing knowledge. Yeah. Man, I, Mike you said something earlier.
Hello, we're talking about the cold twenty minutes. Mike, you said something
earlier. It kind of broke me because I was not ready for this one,
and usually I am. The Emmy's are Monday Night. Yeah. I
just saw something on the TV behind you. I looked it up. Emmy's
Monday Night, and True Detective is Sunday Night. Is it season three back
on HBO. I'm gonna watch that till Wednesday? Yeah? Same, No,
same for sure. Yeah, Emmys Monday Night. Don't put these award
shows up against the NFL. This is stupid. Drives me nuts. Yeah,
because I'm pulling up my document for the Award Show Invitational. I did
have eight categories set aside for the Emmys. Well, we're gonna have to
squeeze them in Monday when we're in on the on the holiday. Yeah,
it's Monday Night. We'll do it Monday. Yeah. Good, Yeah,
you're right. I thought it was Sunday when I first saw it, though,
I'd be shocking. Good, it's money, can do that? Okay,
all right, just make sure I also saw this. I'm not sure
how much I care about this, but I wanted to do it before I
forgot, because, uh, you might might care. They're doing Top Gun
three. No, really, you're gonna keep it going. It's in the
works. Is that they're saying, Well, I mean they should. It
made a billion dollars, isn't it. I don't know specific react Maverick a
ton of money, but the idea is that it would be him and Miles
Teller and the same people who did it, and Jerry Bruckharmer would do it
again. One point five billion worldwide. Good grief. Yes, I still
haven't seen it. That's good. I want to see it. Tom hb
HBO, he's uh, Tom Cruise also filming his eighth mission Impossible, and
then he's doing he's working on a space movie with NASA. Oh I remember
that. When that you're a go when that news popped, you want to
see the first movie like or at least with a scene or the whole damn
thing filled in space and space, like for for real, at the ISS,
I guess, so, I don't know. We'll set a scientologist up
there and just put a camera on him. Maybe he's writing some space trash.
I'm not sure what the movie's gonna be about. There's the details about
it are not like, why are you obsessed with space trash and last especially
a flying around and there is so much space track and shrimp. There's a
lot of shrimp and Brian shrimp floating in space is and we're not really to
do anything about it. She's just gonna sit there and eventually we'll get a
report once every four or five months there's a failed rocket is flying back down
to Earth. Could hit your neighborhood lands in the Pacific Ocean every time.
Maybe my young son will invent the first space trash truck and go clean this
thing up. POWs. Doctor Malcolm Baylis talk about something that among the million
sporsh space wash that Earthlings don't We don't care about our own planet, so
we definitely don't care about trash floating around in space. Who no one's sweat.
I'll never go up there. Who cares? Yeah, I mean,
but there's a lot more of it. I there's a lot of it there's
so much of it. We are horrible people, horrible we're parasites. Yeah,
but we're not even gross gluttonous consumers, that's all we are. Yeah,
just devouring our silly little plan. How much can we eat and drink
and screw? That's all we care about, make money, all because we
weren't in the food chain, that's all. It's like the only thing.
If we were in the food chain, everything would be different, we would
appreciate things more. But we were, well, we were for a while.
And then once you evolve beyond the food chain and invent weapons, yeah,
well, I guess we technically could still be back in the food Jane
in twenty years. If the robots they're making like to eat humans, we
could be in bad Jane running away from this thing that was created at Boston
University, at Boston Aero Dynamic. It said dog robots chasing me, And
right, we've decided to add a mouth with sharp teeth on the why every
Why, I think it's more advanced if I stop making it stronger military applications,
Oh that's why we gave it handguns. Yeah, guns on shoot that
one guy that shot a guy at the warehouse we're gonna be safer because of
this. Oh, okay, cool, let's do it until he starts thinking
for himself. Yeah, hung greak. Okay. So we're have a little
fun today because we got a Cowboys and Packers will tell you what's gonna happen
in that game. So their Ghost Pepper predictions at eight o'clock. But this
is something that kind of jumped up on our radar. I've got it.
I'll played off my computer here, Danny, this thing that you found.
Let's jj play it. It'll sound yeah, we found this right, Yeah,
it was actually sent to us. You know when playoffs, big games
gets that time of year, a lot of people will get together and come
up with kind of hype songs. Yeah, you know, it's like the
Rangers. They I think we had one during the Ranger season for like Game
two three. Game three was very exciting. You get people pumped up and
these Sometimes these things go viral and then who knows that maybe they'll be theme
songs in stadiums or whatnot. But it starts very organically. There's this band
from Wisconsin. They are big Packer fans, and they wrote a hype song
for their team, the Packers and we got a hold of it because we
are connected with some my Heart radio stations. I think they played it it
maybe one of our Milwaukee affiliates yesterday. Yeah. So this is a song
by a Wisconsin band about the Packers and how they're gonna just destroy the Cowboys,
and I thought it'd be funny for us to play this year. Sure,
And the name of the band is called green Bay. What they're just
called green Bay? I don't get it. I think you will. Let's
hear green Bay's Packers hype song for their upcoming playoff game against your Dallas Cowboys
this Sunday. What kind of lady American it? He has Cowboy Nation in
January's big stadium. That's a big assing television, rich people, big boobs
and liquor. The nation's attend shot. Tont expector boo celebration. Shine.
Your playoff losses are cliche. You are losing you with your sorrow by Mac
Gardee Kids Fire tomorrow. But I'm sure you are you. Maybe DAC will
have an America with good blocking from tumor. It'soga. A second from Osio
Diggis asked the affection from no Monoghany Sherry feels a new kind of ten Shine,
suns himself in pricey rabay shines awkwarde and trusting his tuba television shows on
the sorrow. Maybe KK will be home tomorrow. A French as you cannot
under steps to his lap, I's underneath and the purposes incomplete out flows now
they say complete the official The second one came in and over rolled the other
Jared Cook and with three seconds left, the Packers are gonna have a chance
to win it. This to send the Packers in the NFC Championship game can't
be God. The Packers are moving on. Aaron Rodgers is conning again.
Who like coming Funny and thevercan and he hads Dallas Texas Boom Johnson cocaine for
you, and Tallah looks like cappeneass and your favorite cheese is velvee t a
funny stops their Nigra shine fell the first Packer in a shine. He has
said that you will come with tens Him is done to that. We even
Rachel you get back to that red O weird bands counting again. I've got
a friend to actually wow, I really like Green Bay, so they're a
Green Day cover band. I get it. So they're called Green Bay.
Okay. I got a buddy who lives up there. He just texted me
and said, I've seen that band a few times up there, and they
refuse they're coming to town and they're playing on an outdoor stage because they refuse
to play indoors. They like to play in the cold. And they're sitting
up an outdoor stage over by ships on lower Green Ships, which they don't
really do a lot of music over at ships, so this is kind of
weird. They're doing it in the parking lot by that coffee shop, Yeah,
and the Milk and Honey ice cream place, the barber shop that the
Desert Racer, if you want to guess. But that's awesome, God,
Green Bay. We're going to play the American Idiot, so calling up that
the Cowboys America's team, the American Idiot. They oddly knew a lot of
Cowboys reserves and not bad at the pronunciation of some very difficult last names.
Yeah, when you have a lyric of past deflection from Noah Igbinoghana, Yeah,
he's not gonna play. Let's do what. I don't know if I
guess o'diggy's doing. Maybe I applawed green Bay, Like Green Bay, I
see them weird that it ends with the Brett fav dong pick. That's fantastic.
But you know, I guess if your packers standing don't mind. Wow,
I I thought it was weird. There's crocs in the background. It's
a little stuff. He kind of had a little best pro shop man going
to to be honest. Let's uh, I'll look up band, get him
to send us the lyrics. Okay, maybe we'll play it again later and
let's play in the eight and decode the lyrics a little bit because there's a
lot going on and Green Bay's hit song. American Idiots preview on the Packers
and Cowboys this Sunday, What do that again? Into the Money Hour,
the eight Man Hour at eight o'clock. Amazing. All right, so that's
fun. We got a lot of stuff. MAV's big win last night.
Kyrie turned up Michael Irvans being he's got the Biggers an allegation against him that
he claims there's nothing to it. But this is this is the point where
your track record hurts you as a person. Get into that later coming up
next though, when is part two of the Cold Front gonna hit and how
it's going to affect your weekend next to ninety seven one The Freak