WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.679 --> 00:00:07.960 Father's Day is the worst holiday in the world. I've done the research. 2 00:00:08.199 --> 00:00:11.720 I already know. Let me tell you something. Mother's Day is the second 3 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:16.679 most celebrated holiday in the world. Christmas is first, so that means it's 4 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:23.120 Jesus, then your mama. You know what, Father's Day fall at number 5 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:32.399 twenty. I can't think of eighteen other holidays. Do you realize Halloween is 6 00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:41.960 number six That means ghosts in goblins go before fathers all the day. It's 7 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:46.960 number thirteen. I don't even know what that is. I just know it 8 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:55.119 comes before me. That's crazy. Columbus Day is number sixteen. Celebrating Columbus 9 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:59.079 Day is like celebrating somebody finding money in your house. Where you get that 10 00:00:59.159 --> 00:01:03.079 fifty dollars from our discovered it in your kitchen? Dad's on date. We 11 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:06.040 would like to draw your attention to the fact that the following content is made 12 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:10.280 up of humorous adult material and is intended for immature not easily triggered audience. 13 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:34.079 You have been warned, Hey, dom, Yeah, what's your favorite time 14 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:49.120 of day? Lunchtime? Mine? Six thirty? Hands down? Is that 15 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:57.439 is that is terrible? It is terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. 16 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:01.959 Tilted a little bit more. That's better for everybody who can't see us. 17 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:06.400 And he's sitting here making these hand gestures that looks like he's trying to cut 18 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:07.800 balls and suck dick. Yep, and I wasn't sure what the fuck he 19 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:12.840 was talking about. My mic was turned down, So one thousand percent that's 20 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:15.960 exactly what it was. Yeah, thousand percent, couldn't couldn't be any different. 21 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:20.360 Well, his dad's on day was Episode one fifty one. I'm known, 22 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:23.960 I'm Dome. Happy early Father's Day to you, domb, Happy early 23 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:29.080 Father's Day to you, Happy late Father's Day to everybody listening to this, 24 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:32.000 since it'll be a couple days late. But we're it's for dads, So 25 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:36.039 who fucking cares? Right, Oh well, dad, Real dads don't care, 26 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:38.360 Real dads are just happy to hear it, Like that doesn't matter about 27 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:43.840 the day. That is one thing that has always been consistent with dads. 28 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:52.919 Tell me tell me something about Father's Day in your opinion, just in general, 29 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:55.560 Like, tell me tell me what a perfect Father's Day for you is. 30 00:02:59.039 --> 00:03:05.360 Maybe a perfect Father's Day for me is where no kids are screaming and 31 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:08.400 yelling and fighting. Okay, outside of that. I am super simple. 32 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:12.360 I am not one of those guys that's like, oh I need to go 33 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:15.080 golfing, or oh you need to keep the kids away from me. I 34 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:19.840 want my own day where there's nothing attached to it. I want to grill 35 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:23.159 steaks and drink beers like, I don't care about any of that. I 36 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:28.159 just want peace and quiet. Peace and quiet is the only thing I ask 37 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:30.639 for on Father's Day. Well, okay, so you kind of brought it 38 00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:34.360 up right, So this is like my perfect point is when we think of 39 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:38.680 like Mother's Day, Mother's Day is we get up, we make breakfasts, 40 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:43.599 We try and tailor to the mom and take care of the motherly duties. 41 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:47.000 Yes, you know, like you don't need to do the laundry or the 42 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:51.680 dishes, like we have that covered. You pamper, You take her out 43 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.639 for either a brunch, you take her out for dinner. There's flowers usually 44 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:58.360 some gifts. It's all about spending the day with your mom. Yes, 45 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:05.960 Father's Day day is just it's as simple as Nope, doesn't want to do 46 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:15.400 it. There it is the kids. It's it's as simple as when I 47 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:18.720 think of Father's Day, I'm like, you know, like my wife is 48 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:21.120 asked, what do you want to do? I don't know, because it's 49 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:24.000 it's kind of like my birthday. I don't really give a shit. It's 50 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:26.560 just another day. Producer said the same thing. But it's like, hey, 51 00:04:26.600 --> 00:04:28.519 what do you want to do? And I don't care. Right, 52 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:33.120 My thing would be like like I wouldn't mind going golfing? Yeah, like 53 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:39.120 let me go golf with the boys. And and then and then it starts 54 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:43.319 trickling in your mind, like how is that celebrating Father's Day? I want 55 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:46.240 to be alone away from the kids, you know what I mean? It's 56 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:48.600 like, what's funny? Is is that's what you know? That's what Mother's 57 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:50.920 Day is all about. That Like, when you think of Mother's Day, 58 00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:55.560 there's always something surrounding Mother's Day where it's like, oh, you have the 59 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.639 kids make something homemade for the mom, Have the kids make something, you 60 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:01.959 know, have the kids make breakfast. You you tailor to the mom, 61 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:05.759 and then the mom goes and she does something without the kids. Right, 62 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:09.439 But when you talk about Father's Day, it's always well, what do you 63 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:12.480 want to do with the kids? What do you want to do with the 64 00:05:12.600 --> 00:05:15.439 kids? Right? It is never well, what do you want to do 65 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.480 without the kids. Why is it different for dads than it is for moms? 66 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:23.240 Why? Why? Right? Yeah, it's kind of like the stereotypical 67 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:30.040 gift giving like mother's you know, it's like flowers and jewelry and like, 68 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:32.240 you know, even like when it comes to birthdays and anniversaries, and then 69 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:34.959 with dads it's like here's a new pair of socks or tie, here's a 70 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:39.959 tie. I don't I can. I can truthfully say that's not the case 71 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:43.199 in my home. No, there's a great at giving gifts for each other. 72 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:46.879 The problem becomes is that she's always like, what do you want? 73 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.720 And I'm just like I don't know. Yeh, Like I don't because we're 74 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:54.160 simple. Well, and like I've said before, it's like we're at a 75 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:57.120 point in life thankfully, I mean, we work our ass off for it, 76 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:59.959 but we're at a point where it's like if I want a new drive, 77 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:01.600 I just go get a new driver. For the most part, if 78 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:06.120 she wants something, you know, whatever the fuck she wants, she just 79 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:10.680 gets it. And I mean, yeah, like I spoil her for a 80 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.959 birthday and for like Christmas and shit like that, mainly birthday because it's it's 81 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.680 her day. Yeah, but usually I mean if I ask for something, 82 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.680 I usually get it. But she has that span kind of like I do 83 00:06:18.759 --> 00:06:23.680 with her birthday and Christmas. There's stuff that I might ask for my birthday. 84 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:25.079 When I don't get it, I'm like, ah shit, like I 85 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:28.959 really wanted that. But then Father's Days like three weeks away, and usually 86 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:32.680 whatever I didn't get is what's coming on Father's Day. So yeah, I 87 00:06:32.759 --> 00:06:38.519 just I find it comical because it's kind of like the opening thing of that 88 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:44.079 of that comedian. It's true. It's like Father's Day is looked at kind 89 00:06:44.079 --> 00:06:46.160 of as a joke, but Mother's Day is not. What you say, 90 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:51.800 second most celebrated holiday behind Christmas, behind Christmas? Yeah, so Jesus and 91 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:56.959 then your mom yep, some fake juw that got nailed to across and then 92 00:06:56.959 --> 00:07:00.800 your mama. Yeah, trees come before us. Trees, trees and ghosts 93 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:04.800 and goblins and Arbor Day. What is Arbor Day anyway? This trees? 94 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:09.079 Oh yeah, plane of trees. When you said I thought you were talking 95 00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:13.959 about Christmas, I was just glad you didn't say. Isn't Arbor Day something 96 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:23.959 to do with ships? I'm glad? Oh shit? Oh so, speaking 97 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:28.439 of retard. Uh, so my week was entertaining. Oh tell us, 98 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:32.600 So we get uh, we had an appointment to take Grayson down to Phoenix 99 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:36.399 to see a specialist. I got a question real quick to interrupt, Huh 100 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:39.879 did you guys drive together? Yeah? Okay, because I was. I 101 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:44.199 didn't want to ask through text, because as you go into the store, 102 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:46.519 you and I were texting each other throughout this whole trip of yours. Correct 103 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:50.720 mainly me just being a dick and sending down to memes to you and ship 104 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:56.639 like that. Hilarious sitting there talking to this doctor, you know, this 105 00:07:56.800 --> 00:08:00.720 renowned doctor about autism and all the red flags that are you know, my 106 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:07.360 son has, and you're sending me these fucking ridiculously autistic memes that I had 107 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:11.360 to then choke and then my ex wife. The doctor at one point says, 108 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:16.839 so is there anything in history and your family, And without skipping a 109 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:20.639 beat, Cassie's like, yeah, well he's self diagnosed. And the doctor 110 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:26.839 the look on the doctor's face was just kind of like blank because whenever whenever 111 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:31.159 anyone in the medical field he hears oh I self diagnosed something, it is 112 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:35.320 immediately taken as a joke. Immediate eye rolls yep, you know the people. 113 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:37.840 And she looks at me and she's like, well, what are some 114 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:43.200 of your symptoms? And I was just like, fuck, do I lean 115 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:45.879 into this joke? Because I know that that's what that was like. It 116 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:48.639 was a shot from Cassie, right, So I'm like, all right, 117 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:50.679 do I lean into this? And and and like in my in the back 118 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:54.279 of my mind, all I could think was, Jordan wants to hear the 119 00:08:54.399 --> 00:09:01.799 voice. Jordan wants me to break up. Every went into WIO. I 120 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:05.200 kind of pooped my pant and I have all I I'm holding to qua in 121 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:09.919 my mouth. But the fact that you have to throw up gang signs while 122 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:15.000 doing this, oh it's too good. Yeah, it adds to the It 123 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:18.039 adds to the act, you know. But I didn't. And I was 124 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:20.720 like, well, and I kind of rattled off a few things, and 125 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:24.039 I did play into it a little bit, you know, And I was 126 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:26.440 like, but that's that's not my problem. My problem is family trauma. 127 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:33.960 It's just deep, it runs very deep, you know. And and we 128 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:39.080 so but the the the whole thing went went really well. Grayson was very 129 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:45.679 well behaved. So the red flags that she said were there that she observed 130 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:50.159 were very minor. So if which she doesn't think it is, but if 131 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:54.240 he does, he it definitely has high functioning ASD, but she thinks it 132 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:58.279 is more on the spectrum of high anxiety and high high o c D, 133 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:03.879 like very very serious OCD based on some of the things that he did when 134 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:09.279 he was coloring and doing the assessment test that she had, like spelling and 135 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.919 math and things like that. So but the whole overall it was interesting until 136 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:16.960 I was driving home and you know, then we got a plug up pulled 137 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:24.039 over kept right outside of Wickenberg doing seventy doing eighty three is what the guy 138 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:26.679 said. But I was only doing about eighty. But he didn't give me 139 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:30.879 a ticket. He gave me one of those fucking citations for disturbing the peace 140 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:33.559 or whatever. So it's a seventy five dollars ticket, blah blah blah. 141 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:37.120 But the funny part of this conversation is he comes up on the passenger side 142 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:41.279 because obviously we're on major highway right, so I do my due diligence to 143 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:43.960 get over as much as possible to protect his life and hours he comes up 144 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:48.600 on the passenger side. Christa, we were in her car, which is 145 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:52.159 my ex mother in law. Her back windows had just been tinted, so 146 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:56.919 she could not roll them down or they would ruin the tint. Gotta be 147 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:01.600 that guy. Yep. So now they're dark like limousine tent dark. Right, 148 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:07.480 he comes up to Cassie's window. The first thing out of Christa's mouth 149 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:11.840 in the back seat is I got a gun. Yep, yep, I 150 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:16.080 got a gun. His hand went right on the fucking clip, dude, 151 00:11:16.159 --> 00:11:20.720 it was. It was on his gloss. So as A looking at me, 152 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:22.919 and I went, she's got a concealed carry, dude, Just take 153 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:26.600 a deep breath. Her license is right behind me. She's gonna give it 154 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:31.360 to you in a second. Everything's fine. So as A as A, 155 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:37.039 as a firearms owner, I understand where she was coming from the move. 156 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:39.519 However, she did it wrong. Correct. What's supposed to happen is, 157 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:45.159 Officer, I want you to know I have a weapon in the vehicle. 158 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:50.799 No, what happens is the fucking driver says officer. My mother in law 159 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:54.960 is in the back. She has a concealed carry. Guess what, She's 160 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:58.679 gonna give it to you now because she has it in her purse right well, 161 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:01.159 and realistic, it was really supposed to happen. And then in a 162 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.840 case where you have multiple people in the car, all your hands like, 163 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:07.200 your hands should be on the wheel, yeps, his hands should be on 164 00:12:07.200 --> 00:12:09.879 the desk a dash, and and Christ's hand should have been probably on the 165 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:13.039 head rest. And then at that point say there is a weapon in the 166 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.559 vehicle, we have a concealed permit, yeah, and then things would probably 167 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:20.360 be deskate. But when you just say I got a gun, okay, 168 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:24.240 yeah, let me if we were of different color, if it was a 169 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:31.080 little darker in that car, we'd have been done. I believe that wholeheartedly. 170 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:35.679 So anyway, Grayson slept through this whole fucking incident, which was even 171 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:37.440 better. Like, dude, like the whole the whole thing. Grayson was 172 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:41.000 out like a fucking light. Yeah. Yeah, didn't say a word. 173 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:45.759 He woke up. He was like, why are we stopped? Are we 174 00:12:45.840 --> 00:12:50.360 home? Yeah? So and then uh but that was that was pretty much 175 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:54.000 my week. The rest of the week was filled with work and bullshit and 176 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:58.360 you know, nothing nothing, nothing too crazy. What about you? Uh, 177 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:03.320 it was nothing too crazy. I had like last last weekend, you 178 00:13:03.360 --> 00:13:07.679 and I got to play golf with a mutual friend on Sunday and it was 179 00:13:07.720 --> 00:13:11.919 a good time. And then on Monday I had the day off, and 180 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:16.399 when Ellie went down for a nap, I asked my wife, I'm like, 181 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:18.360 hey, do you mind if I go play nine again? And so 182 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:20.840 I went and played again on Monday. It was my foot, sorry, 183 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:26.080 And so yeah, it's good because I don't know if I'll get to play 184 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:28.639 this weekend with Father's Day coming up, and I know we have plans on 185 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:31.759 Saturday with family, and on Sunday we're supposed to go back and see the 186 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:33.039 family for breakfast. So I don't know if I might be able to get 187 00:13:33.080 --> 00:13:39.120 out like Sunday afternoon. Yeah, for you know, a little short round 188 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:45.759 of golf. But a couple of things. One I have sold my soul 189 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:48.360 and at first I was like, these things are not gonna be as good 190 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:52.080 as they are, but for half the price, I'm willing to try them. 191 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:56.399 And my god, they're so damn comforty. We all bought crocs. 192 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:00.960 Oh no, I'm wearing them right now. That's why I fell off my 193 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:05.320 foot when you thought somebody was at the door. Yeah, why, they're 194 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:07.600 super comfy. I will say that I'm not gonna be that person that wears 195 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:11.279 them to like the store and to work and all that. But we bought 196 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:16.320 them specifically for like at home, for the pool, Like we bought a 197 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:18.679 pair for Ellie so she could slip in and out, you know, to 198 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:22.120 go play in the rocks outside and stuff like that. Elia said, Actually 199 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:26.240 it started because he asked for a pair because all his lifeguard buddies have crocs, 200 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:30.039 and so he wanted a pair because there's so much easier to get on 201 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:35.120 and off compared to flip flops, was his rational team logic, I tell 202 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:39.440 you. But yeah, they're pretty comfy. But they were Normally they're fifty 203 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:43.159 bucks, they were twenty five. So we were like, yeah, let's 204 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:46.080 just get it. You just get a pair or whatever. Did I tell 205 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:48.600 you the story about so you remember the movie Idiocracy? Right? Yeah? 206 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:52.159 Okay, did I tell you or did I say it on the podcast or 207 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:54.120 did I to tell somebody else? I might have told somebody else, But 208 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:58.919 anyway, so I was watching this thing about Ideocracy and the directors and the 209 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:05.000 writers did the concept for this movie and created this movie. And one thing 210 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:09.519 that stood out to me was they there was a point where they found these 211 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:15.759 shoes, and they were like, these are so ridiculously fucking stupid. They 212 00:15:15.879 --> 00:15:20.480 have to be put in this movie. They are absurd, they are outlandish. 213 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:24.399 They are exactly what we are looking for in this movie. And one 214 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:26.519 of the directors was like, Hey, wouldn't it be funny is if in 215 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:31.519 like twenty years these shoes were all the rage and it's crocs. It's crocs, 216 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:37.519 and they are and they like, they're really big in the medical field. 217 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:41.639 And dude, it's so when I put them on the very first time, 218 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:43.559 I'm like, Okay, yeah, I was right, these are not 219 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:48.159 that comfortable. Each time I put them on, they're more comfortable. So 220 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:52.440 does that mean that they have like some kind of mind control properties? They 221 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:54.679 might like maybe maybe they got the whole GMO thing, you know, the 222 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:58.559 the Yesberg theory that we just watched Themo thing. They they are to control 223 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.559 and make you addicted. Yeah, I'm addicted to these shoes now addicted to 224 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:07.279 the shoes. Yeah. The other comical thing that has happened in my household 225 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:15.320 was I went and got my daughter from her nap last weekend and she's standing 226 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.200 by the couch and she'd asked for milk. So I'm getting her milk, 227 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:22.720 and she was in a totally good mood and I don't know where this came 228 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:26.440 from. And then all of a sudden, she says something and I was 229 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:29.279 like, what'd you say? And my wife turns around and looks at me 230 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:32.679 kind of like did I hear that? Right? And I was like, 231 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:36.720 what's that, Elie? And she says it again, and I'm like, 232 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:41.759 okay, I'm still two times not third times term right? Say it again, 233 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:48.840 and she has this smirk on her face and she says fucking attitude and 234 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:52.639 she says it in the right like. So then in the days to follow, 235 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:55.759 if she was in trouble and I'm holding her arm and I'm down at 236 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:59.080 her level talking to her, she'd just look at me and go fucking attitude. 237 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:03.039 And I'm just like which then immediately changes my tune of like I just 238 00:17:03.079 --> 00:17:07.200 want to laugh out loud. Yeah, like I want to laugh so fucking 239 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:11.559 hysterically, well, especially because they say it's so cute and she but she 240 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:15.519 knows and yeah, but she knows like achievement unlocked. She knows what it 241 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:18.720 meelds, and she knows it's not good. Yeah, So and she's getting 242 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:22.720 away with it because it's cute. Yeah, well, like what do you 243 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:23.680 Yeah, what do you do? Yeah? What do you do? In 244 00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:26.799 two and a half? You can't, like, you can't. You can't 245 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:30.160 do anything that our parents did, Like you can't at two and a half. 246 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:32.359 You can't pop her in the mouth, you can't put soap in her 247 00:17:32.359 --> 00:17:34.519 mouth, like, you can't do anything that our parents did. So I 248 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:37.880 have a son who's fifteen, almost fifteen and a half. I have a 249 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:41.880 daughter who's two and a half. I have yet to hear my fifteen year 250 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:45.200 old say the word fuck his entire life. And she's already said four or 251 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:51.160 five times, maybe six or seven. She's way ahead of her game. 252 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:52.759 I think, I think, I think the I think the known factor here 253 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:56.039 is summer. Sorry to throw up to the bus key. Oh yeah, 254 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.920 it is one hundred percent. It could be me, though, hundred percent 255 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:04.240 it could be me. I say a lot. I say, I said 256 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:10.240 fair enough. But I think where it stemmed from was because Elias is fifteen, 257 00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:14.079 and he knows everything at this stage of his life and has a bad 258 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:17.519 attitude no matter what you fucking tell him to do, right, And so 259 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:21.160 I vividly remember being on the phone with her like during a lunch break and 260 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:23.599 he was getting ready to go at work and he gave attitude, and she's 261 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:26.359 like, you don't have to have a fucking attitude every time we tell you 262 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:30.599 to do something. And I'm sure Ellie was right in earshot and caught it, 263 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:33.680 and she was like, achievement unlocked. Let me nap on this and 264 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:38.880 then I'll bring it out. I had a pretty good Father's Day joke, 265 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:42.680 and I cannot wait to tell my dad when he finally gets home with the 266 00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:49.799 milk. That's good. Yeah, that's good. I like it. Do 267 00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:52.519 you like it? I had a dirty joke, but my phone's locked and 268 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:59.119 I don't really want to unlock it to bring it up. I'm okay, 269 00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:04.079 Well let's uh, let's let's hop in. So it has been a tragedy 270 00:19:04.119 --> 00:19:08.200 in the world. There has been a tragedy that has happened to the world 271 00:19:08.279 --> 00:19:12.400 of sports man. You know, look at fuck the Golden Knights and fuck 272 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:17.680 their fans. That's more importantly because there's no doubt about how good the team 273 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:19.839 is. They are a really good team. And there's only I believe six 274 00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:25.599 remaining five or six remaining members from the original team six years ago. The 275 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:29.079 rest of them have all been pieces that have been brought in, and really 276 00:19:29.079 --> 00:19:33.319 good fucking pieces that have been brought in. There's no denying it. It's 277 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:36.880 the fans that are the problem. Correct, It's the city that's a problem, 278 00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:40.799 that has nothing, no care for that fucking game. But because they're 279 00:19:40.839 --> 00:19:45.519 winning, it's all over everything. I literally yesterday, I was driving home 280 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:49.119 and I pull up Instagram because Instagram I do not have notifications on. I 281 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:53.160 just never have. So I pull up and I see that I have you 282 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:56.839 know d ms, and I have a couple from you. I have some 283 00:19:56.960 --> 00:19:59.839 from Jake, some from Bward, and then I see some from Joey, 284 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:03.480 who like will send me stuff every once in a while. He sent me 285 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:06.480 the same thing three times in a row, and it was something but I 286 00:20:06.519 --> 00:20:08.720 didn't even read it because I was so mad, right, and I said 287 00:20:10.519 --> 00:20:14.119 my first sentence was fuck off. Yeah, and he was like, I 288 00:20:14.119 --> 00:20:15.559 didn't mean to send it to you three times. I'm sorry, and I 289 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:18.359 said, I love you, bro, but I'll block you and you know 290 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:22.519 it, and he just sent like the laughing pride face like ten times because 291 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:25.319 he knows I'm for real, like, well, I will genuinely block you. 292 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:26.079 Like, it doesn't mean I don't like you or love you, because 293 00:20:26.119 --> 00:20:29.720 I do. But I'll block your ass in the in the heat of the 294 00:20:29.720 --> 00:20:33.039 moment, and then I'll unblock you eventually. Maybe depends on if you're still 295 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:37.960 posting bullshit. If there was ever a moment I felt like being the joker, 296 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.880 it was it was Game five, knowing they were gonna go in and 297 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:45.839 win that game. Yeah, the Florida's best players out with a broken fucking 298 00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:48.839 sternum. He played Game four with a broken sternum. He's out. You 299 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:52.359 know they're done. It's over. It's in Vegas. You know they're gonna 300 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:56.359 win the Cup. It's Betman's Betman's child and his conspiracy of Vegas winning is 301 00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:59.720 gonna happen. The refs are all in on it, yep. And I 302 00:20:59.799 --> 00:21:03.640 was like, if I was ever the Joker, at like five seconds, 303 00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:06.880 I would I would just implode that building so they never got to raise the 304 00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:11.799 cup. Right, But whatever, I have a question. So granted, 305 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:17.599 the two the two wins were so far apart, right was six years? 306 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:19.960 What do you mean the two wins the two Cups? Well, they lost 307 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:23.279 the first Cup, but I mean, yeah, year one, they're five 308 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:27.039 years apart, correct, right, but I guess six. But they but 309 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:32.559 they have been a contender. There's only one year they didn't make the playoffs, 310 00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:36.119 and it was last year, and it was pretty comical fashion because all 311 00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:40.720 they needed was they missed by one point. Their last five games of the 312 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:45.400 regular season, they lost all five in a shootout, and in all five 313 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:48.359 of those shootouts they didn't score a single goal. Yeah, and had they 314 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:52.200 had they won one of those shootouts, they were in the playoffs, which 315 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:53.519 and it would have changed and it would have changed the entire right. So 316 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:59.000 year one they lose the Cup. Yep. Year two they get bounced from 317 00:21:59.039 --> 00:22:03.680 the first round by San Jose when they were up three nothing, and then 318 00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:07.200 the Pavelski play happens where he gets hit off the face off he falls legit 319 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:11.200 legitimately it probably was not a penalty, but in the heat of the moment, 320 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:15.599 ref put his arm up five minute major. Sharks score three goals and 321 00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:18.920 then a fourth during that major to take the lead. Vegas ties it a 322 00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:21.480 couple like a last minute to play, and then the Sharks win in an 323 00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:25.319 overtime wild ending to a game right, Sharks move on to the next round. 324 00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:30.359 Then Vegas lost to Dallas the next year in who lost they lost the 325 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.200 Cup? They lost the Cup to Tampa, and then and then Vegas misses 326 00:22:33.240 --> 00:22:38.319 the playoffs and now Vegas wins the Stanley Cup. Does that Does that type 327 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:45.440 of record warrant the beginning talk. I wouldn't say the talk, but the 328 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:51.119 beginning talk of this is a dynasty for Vegas as much as we hate them, 329 00:22:51.160 --> 00:22:52.839 right and again, we just we just alluded to being more of the 330 00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:56.279 fans than that the team itself, you know, as a hockey fan. 331 00:22:56.319 --> 00:23:02.759 But I would say if if they were to become a dynasty, then this 332 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:07.319 is definitely the groundwork to become a dynasty. Like Tampa Bay won two Cups 333 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:11.480 in a row, lost last year at their third chance, and I believe 334 00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:18.039 the year before they won their first Cup they lost two years in a row 335 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:21.519 in the Eastern Finals. I'd have to I'd have to check my math on 336 00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:23.839 that. So to me, Tampa is a little bit of a dynasty in 337 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:26.720 that in that period of time you have, you have a period of time 338 00:23:26.759 --> 00:23:32.400 where you went to five straight Eastern Conference finals, you won two Cups and 339 00:23:32.480 --> 00:23:36.400 lost a Cup. That's that's a pretty good fucking run for a team. 340 00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:40.559 Right, that's a really good consistency. So it's more about the consistency. 341 00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:47.920 So whereas Vegas, Vegas has in the six years they have won two Western 342 00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:52.160 Conference titles, they've lost a Western Conference title, and they've won a Stanley 343 00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:53.960 Cup. That's just a pretty good fucking run. Pretty good. So I 344 00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:56.839 would say that, yeah, you could be right that that's a start of 345 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:03.880 a dynasty and hopefully the end of that dynasty, because we're in for a 346 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:07.640 long haul if that's the case. And I mean, just to prove our 347 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:10.920 point even more, as I was picking up some sushi today and there was 348 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:14.359 a guy with something on the back of his window and I sent you guys 349 00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:17.160 a picture in the discord, Yes he did, and the guy is putting 350 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:19.559 his kids in and I was kind, I just I stopped. I rolled 351 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:22.240 down my passenger window and I said, hey, sir, you've got some 352 00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:26.400 dirty shit on the back of your window. You should probably clean off. 353 00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:30.039 And he was just fucking livid. He was cussing, he was cussing at 354 00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:33.640 me, screw you, go fuck off, And I just was trying to 355 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:37.519 help him that he needed to take that night sticker off his fucking window. 356 00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:42.119 But no, so let's talk So since we're kind of in the dead zone 357 00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:48.200 of sports, you have college World Series going on this weekend right through next 358 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:52.079 weekend, and then you're gonna have you're in baseball season, but it really 359 00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:56.279 doesn't matter for another three months. Yeah, we got the all start breaking 360 00:24:56.559 --> 00:25:00.720 in less than a month, NHL and basketball just fit and then football starts 361 00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:03.880 in about three months, little less than three months. Yeah, right, 362 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:07.759 now you've got mandatory camps and stuff, mini camps and shit like that. 363 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:11.960 So let's let's talk about Let's talk about some of the greatest dynasties and sports 364 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:14.559 in our in our opinion, we can start with hockey. Let's start with 365 00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:17.559 hockey since it just ended. What do you got for? What do you 366 00:25:17.599 --> 00:25:22.799 got? So I did because I I have one odd ball that people probably 367 00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:26.119 won't think of when they think of a dynasty. But this is a modern, 368 00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:32.240 modern day dynasty of our lives because most of the hockey dynasties were prior 369 00:25:32.279 --> 00:25:36.039 to our time. Correct, there hasn't right as you were born or I 370 00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:40.160 was born, that was the end of their dynasties. Yeah, since since 371 00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:45.200 like the late nineties, early two thousands, there really hasn't been any longevity 372 00:25:45.279 --> 00:25:49.640 dynasties. Correct, you could go with the Chicago Blackhawks ten to twenty fifteen. 373 00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:52.359 They won three Cups, which they are. They are on my list. 374 00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:56.880 I'll give it away their number four. So I only did six. 375 00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.240 I've got six teams on my list of dynas that I wanted to mention. 376 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:07.160 Number six is the Oilers. Okay, they from eighty three to ninety they 377 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.079 had five Stanley Cups, six conference titles, six first place finishes. It 378 00:26:11.160 --> 00:26:15.960 was a ridiculous run. And what I find to be even crazier and it 379 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:21.599 cements their place in this list, is that Wayne Gretzky was there for the 380 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:26.640 first four but then the fact that they still collected a fifth after that trade. 381 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:32.400 It remains one of the most remarkable feats to me in NHL history period, 382 00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:36.960 just because like the whole context of that move, when Gretzky left the 383 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:41.400 Oilers, what people thought that team was gonna be, Like they wrote them 384 00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:48.240 off immediately the second Gretzki was because Gretzky was so good, right, But 385 00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:52.920 they came back and they did it in such dominant fashion, right, And 386 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:56.599 so to me, to me, that like that kind of cements their place 387 00:26:56.359 --> 00:27:03.200 having having so many accolades in that period of seven years, eight years, 388 00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:07.960 right, but after after that, I would say the only team is is 389 00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:14.079 the Blackhawks, like you know, everybody everybody else for our like our true 390 00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:19.240 dynasties of like five years or more, that that hasn't happened in twenty years. 391 00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:22.519 Yeah, yeah, I mean because you have you have you have Montreal 392 00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:27.279 from seventy to seventy nine, correct, they won six Cups, correct, 393 00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:30.880 And I actually think the Canadians, So I think the Canadians are number one 394 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:34.200 on my list. And the reason why is because from fifty from fifty five 395 00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:38.279 to seventy nine, which is a there's a couple of years in there that 396 00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:42.240 they didn't do anything, but they had a leading school is actually fifty two 397 00:27:42.279 --> 00:27:47.400 to sixty the Canadians, Yes, fifty two to sixty where they won six 398 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:51.119 Cups again correct. But then but then it was like from seventy to seventy 399 00:27:51.160 --> 00:27:53.519 nine or six sixty eight to seventy nine, there was another ten year run 400 00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:56.839 all the way through that was the one nine brought yeah, yeah, and 401 00:27:57.000 --> 00:28:02.960 so they they had leading scorer in most of those years. They won the 402 00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:08.519 Norris Trophy in most of the beginning years in the fifties. Their teams were 403 00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:12.960 always well rounded, and I think they had eight or more players that ended 404 00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:18.480 up in the Hall of Fame from those teams. Yeah, that probably checks 405 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:23.200 out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you got another one on 406 00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:29.240 my list was who you said, Edmonton, that's when you were talking about 407 00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:32.960 Gretzky rh yes, correct, Yeah, because Edmonton was their run from eighty 408 00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:36.160 three to ninety and they had five Cups in that span, five Cups, 409 00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:38.519 six conference titles, and six first place finishes yep. And then you have 410 00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:44.039 the New York Islanders from eighty to eighty four. Yep. So the Islanders 411 00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:48.720 dynasty and the Edmonton dynasty kind of intertwined. Correct. New York Islanders kind 412 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.279 of started it and then Edmonton took over and finished it. So realistically, 413 00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:56.599 in a span of ten years, you only had two teams win the Cup. 414 00:28:56.759 --> 00:29:00.519 Yeah, you had and the Islanders or the Oilers, those are your 415 00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:03.680 two teams that won the Cup yep. And same colors and the Island same 416 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:07.079 color always there for most of it. Yeah. And what was crazy about 417 00:29:07.079 --> 00:29:12.359 the Islanders is they won four straight yep. And they had nineteen consecutive playoff 418 00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:15.880 wins. Yeah, that's fucking nuts, dude, that's wild. It takes 419 00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:19.640 sixteen to win a Stanley Cup. Yeah, and they won nineteen straight straight, 420 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.680 which means they they basically went on a run, won the Cup and 421 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.599 then still were able to win the next three games. If you put it 422 00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:32.440 in a quick perspective, yeah, it's it's it's wild. Yeah. So 423 00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:34.759 for me, I'm gonna say so on this list I had pulled up, 424 00:29:34.759 --> 00:29:40.359 it's it's kind of comical. And so the Detroit Red Wings. So growing 425 00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:42.440 up, I was a Red Wings fan and I did not change to Arizona 426 00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:45.160 until I moved to Arizona, and then I just became a fan of the 427 00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:51.519 team unfortunately, but I still follow the Red Wings and I still if Arizona, 428 00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:53.440 which now I'm on the side where it's like Arizona can just fucking move 429 00:29:53.799 --> 00:29:56.400 and I'm I gonna go back to the Red Wings, dude, And you 430 00:29:56.400 --> 00:30:00.480 know what's going to go back to the Red Wings before their next dynasty starts. 431 00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:06.480 Because so this list has the Red Wings from ninety four to two thousand 432 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:10.200 and two. Okay, so they won three Cups in that span ninety seven, 433 00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:14.759 ninety eight, and two thousand and two. During that span where it 434 00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:18.880 says ninety four is because in ninety five they lost the Cup to the New 435 00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:25.599 Jersey Devils, right, and in that span of time they were basically around 436 00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.599 six hundred is their win percentage during that whole span of time, which is 437 00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:33.559 wildly high. Right. The other thing too, that I saw here where 438 00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:41.000 was it? They three Stanley Cups, four conference titles, and five first 439 00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:47.640 place finishes out of six and six out of eight. So they had five 440 00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:52.799 President's Trophies and six total in eight years. But what I would extend is, 441 00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:56.839 I'm going to extend that time frame from ninety four to two, and 442 00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:02.200 I'm going to extend it from ninety one to two thy and fifteen. I 443 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:06.519 think that's fair twenty sixteen. And the reason I say that is in ninety 444 00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:11.519 one they had a rookie and it was a defenseman, Nicholas Lidstrom. During 445 00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:15.519 his entire career as a red wing, they never missed the playoffs. Yeah. 446 00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.920 The year they missed the playoffs was the year that they drafted him, 447 00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:25.200 right, Yeah, And then the year after he retired was the first year 448 00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:27.720 they missed the playoffs. So his in his twenty or twenty one year career, 449 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:33.279 they did not miss the playoffs. In that span, they won four 450 00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:40.319 Cups, six President Trophies. They lost three Cups, I believe in that 451 00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:45.519 span or two Cups two because I know they lost to because they won it 452 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.240 in eight and then they lost it in nine to the Penguins, and they 453 00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:53.480 lost it in ninety five to the New Jersey Devils. And to me as 454 00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:56.920 a modern day hockey player, to have a team run that long with a 455 00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:01.000 playoff streak and be able to not only just be in the playoffs because you 456 00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:04.519 have teams there, but they were contenders, they were content, they were 457 00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:07.880 always there was always a top two. They never came in but maybe one 458 00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:09.640 year as a wild guard. And I think that was the last year, 459 00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:14.720 the last year before Nicholas Legter retired. And I remember specifically, like that 460 00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:19.119 Devil's team that beat them, That Devil's team was stacked, Yeah, stacked, 461 00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.640 like stacked, stacked, Yeah, like they they they had that just 462 00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:27.039 that team alone had like four Hall of Famers on it, correct. And 463 00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:30.359 that team that beat them was kind of at the end of their run outside 464 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:35.559 of a couple pieces, correct, whereas Detroit was just ramping up. They 465 00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:39.000 were just getting started. Yes, I'll give you even one better that that. 466 00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:45.599 This is. This is why as a whole, I think Detroit is 467 00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:51.519 the equivalent to the Patriots, that they are the best dynasty, because you 468 00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:55.839 can go back to even farther than to forty nine to fifty five, you 469 00:32:55.880 --> 00:33:00.599 know, where they had four cups in that run. They had a ton 470 00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:04.680 of Hall of Fame talent in that run. In the fifties, they had 471 00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:08.559 a top three score multiple years in a row. That means one, two, 472 00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:13.359 end three. They had all three positions one, two, n three 473 00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.759 multiple years in a row. Never been done, never been done again, 474 00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:20.799 and it probably won't, you know. And and really the only reason why 475 00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:28.279 that dynasty in the early fifties stopped was because some of those guys went to 476 00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:30.559 start on the Canadians, and then the Canadians went on a run, went 477 00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:35.839 on their run exactly. So. And what's crazy about that is, let 478 00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.799 me actually pull that website back up, because there's this cool website that I 479 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:45.720 found that has members of two or more dynasties. So Hall of Fame members 480 00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:49.480 of two or more dynasties, right, And if you look at this list, 481 00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:52.160 and I'll pass it to you in a second, but it's got it's 482 00:33:52.160 --> 00:34:00.559 got guys like Jack Adams, Marcel Bonen, Uh, who else was here, 483 00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:09.039 Bob Goldham, Larry Hillman, Red Kelly, let's see Marcel Pronovost. 484 00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:16.039 Right, So that's six, Terry Sawchuk, that's seven. Seven of those 485 00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:22.360 Red Wing guys went on to play on other Stanley Cup teams. Yeah, 486 00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:27.360 that's wild, that's fucking nuts. Yeah. So they were part of multiple 487 00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.840 dynasties, multiple dynasties, yes, yeah, yeah, you know, some 488 00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:36.000 of which were the Canadians and some of which were the maple Leaves, which 489 00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:38.639 is insane. Yeah, because the maple Leaves had their run, yeah and 490 00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:44.559 haven't been back since. No, the maple Leaves run was forty four to 491 00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:47.920 fifty one and sixty two to six, sixty nine or sixty seven. Sorry, 492 00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:54.159 yeah, yeah, So all right, so that's that covers hockey. 493 00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:59.079 So you want to do basketball next since that just ended as well? Sure 494 00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:00.880 I do. I do want to give a little more nod to the maple 495 00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:06.199 Leaves in that time. I just said they had nine cups. Yeah, 496 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:09.159 like, they had nine cups and they finished with ten or more Hall of 497 00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:14.079 Famers in that short run, right, and it's sad that they've never been 498 00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:19.760 back and I feel for Maple Leaves fans, you know. Yeah. And 499 00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:21.639 then the other thing that I did want to talk about, and they did 500 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:25.519 want to give a shout out to the Blackhawks because they had three in the 501 00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:30.719 two thousand and nine to twenty fifteen run. They had three cups and they 502 00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:35.559 did it with that was like the beginning of that thirty team lineup and a 503 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:38.199 salary cap. They faced a lot of hurdles that that team faced a lot 504 00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:40.960 of hurdles, So they get kind of an honorable mention nod to me. 505 00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:46.639 Right, they weren't outstanding, they weren't always in first place, but they 506 00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:51.920 kind of seemed to just always pull it together. So we can move on 507 00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:54.679 to basketball. Yeah, because one of the nods, like you kind of 508 00:35:54.719 --> 00:36:00.639 said about Toronto is I believe if if I saw the stat right, they 509 00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:05.719 have something. I think they're the second most for Stanley Cups as a franchise. 510 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:09.440 I think so eleven, yes, behind Montreal's like ridiculous twenty three. 511 00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:15.599 And what's crazy about the fact that Toronto has eleven and they haven't won one 512 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:20.360 since since before I was alive, since sixties, yes, the year after 513 00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:23.039 my mom was born. Yeah, Like that's wild Now mind you, when 514 00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:27.719 they were winning those there was really only six or eight teams. There's maybe 515 00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:32.199 ten teams. Yeah, so the pool wasn't that big. But the fact 516 00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:36.320 that you've won that many, you're the second most Stanley Cups in the in 517 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:42.719 the history of the NHL and you haven't won one since the sixties. Yeah, 518 00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.880 that's crazy. Okay, So what were you saying, we can move 519 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:50.079 to basketball? You want to go to basketball? Yeah, let's do basketball, 520 00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:52.760 all right. Do we want to get the most obvious ones out of 521 00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:58.159 the way because I numbered mine from least to from what I thought was the 522 00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.679 you know, least dynasty to the best best dynasty. Yeah, let's just 523 00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:06.519 hear yours. I'm not a big basketball fan. I know enough where you 524 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:07.639 know, I really have one that I would really care to talk about. 525 00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:13.079 And that's about it. Okay, when I was actually young and into basketball, 526 00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:15.280 and yeah, I just fell out. So let's let's hear yours. 527 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:19.480 So number five is the Golden State Warriors. From twenty fourteen to current, 528 00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:23.480 They've got three championships in five final appearances. They had nine total elite seasons 529 00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:28.880 and in terms of dominance, you know, their their numerous records kind of 530 00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.320 speak for themselves. They've got seventy three reg the seventy three regular season win 531 00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:38.719 season from twenty fifteen twenty sixteen they have the largest point differential for a season, 532 00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:45.599 and the twenty seventeen playoff run championship run, they went sixteen and one. 533 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:51.280 It almost went undefeated in the playoffs, right, and in that year 534 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:53.559 they swept They swept the Cleveland Browns, which fuck Lebron. So you can 535 00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:58.360 kiss my ass. You say Cleveland Browns, Yeah, because every team's a 536 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.039 fucking Cleveland Browns. Fuck them out. I hate I hate the Cavaliers. 537 00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:05.039 I'm not a Cavalier fan. I'm not a Lebron fan. They can fuck 538 00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:08.440 off. Number four for me is the Lakers. And now keep in mind 539 00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:14.840 when I did basketball I early two thousandskers, so I combined both. Right, 540 00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:17.360 So with basketball I kind of did for this team and another team. 541 00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:24.039 I kind of combined both sets of dynasties because I didn't want to split them 542 00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:28.159 up. The Lakers from the eighty from eighty to eighty eight, and again 543 00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.440 from in the early two thousands. You know, they had great runs, 544 00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:36.960 they had great teams. They had in the eighties, they had five championships 545 00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:40.480 out of eight finals appearances. They had ten total elite years with a fifty 546 00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:45.119 nine win percent rate, which is which is damn good. That team in 547 00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:52.079 the early eighties with Magic and Kareem kind of helped transition the game into this 548 00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:58.679 like fast break hybrid of a game. Some insane stats. So during the 549 00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:05.760 decade where Kareem and Magic played together, they combined for thirty thousand, one 550 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:09.400 hundred and eighty nine points, eleven thousand, two hundred and eighty three rebounds, 551 00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:15.719 and ten thousand, two hundred and forty five assists. Those are mind 552 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:20.840 boggling numbers. Okay, those are fucking out of this world numbers. And 553 00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:23.800 then you know, you get into the two thousands where they had three championships 554 00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:27.519 in a row at a four. You know, they were there for four 555 00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:30.519 years, but they had three in a row with Jack and Kobe, right 556 00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:34.360 that team two thousand two, I believe, yeh, yeah, that team 557 00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:38.039 had a numerous amount of support, like yeah, and they were they all 558 00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:42.559 came from what seemingly felt like no name players until they got like Ray Allen 559 00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:47.400 and Fisher. You know. But one thing that was crazy about that Lakers 560 00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:52.320 team is they outscored their opponents by three hundred and thirty points just in the 561 00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:58.079 postseason alone. That's a lot. That's that's insant. That's a lot. 562 00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:04.320 Well. I felt like the that two thousands Lakers was what have inevitably what 563 00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:08.880 transitioned to the NBA what it is today, where you have a superstar players 564 00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:13.079 that will go to another team with superstars to win a champion. Because at 565 00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:17.639 the time Kobe and Shack two superstars, two different conferences, and then now 566 00:40:17.639 --> 00:40:21.719 they're on the same team, and then a couple other pieces that joined along 567 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:25.679 with them. Yep, that was the first like superstar team and their their 568 00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.960 attitudes clashed tremendously. Right, if those two could have gotten along, they 569 00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:37.840 could have went on an insane run that possibly could have ended up being the 570 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:39.920 best dynasty of all time. Could have been, Yeah, could have been. 571 00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:43.760 It could have rivaled the rest of the three that I have on my 572 00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:46.559 list, So it's sure. So the next one is the Spurs from ninety 573 00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:52.559 nine to to twenty fourteen, they had five championships in six finals. They 574 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:57.840 had Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, a numerous amount of other guys managed Genobili. 575 00:40:57.880 --> 00:41:05.159 They had sixteen sixteen Elite years with fifty four percent win average. Again, 576 00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:08.639 that's nuts. To sustain that over sixteen years, that's fucking crazy. 577 00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:14.000 Yeah, here's here's the nastiest stat out of any of the stats on my 578 00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:20.199 list. Okay, they outscored their opponents by nine thousand, three hundred and 579 00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:25.039 ninety four points. The next closest team to do so. The next closest 580 00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:30.320 team to do so is the Lakers, and it's five thousand and eight. 581 00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:36.000 Yeah that's absurd. Yeah, that is absurd. So he was your last 582 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:39.280 two. So last two Chicago Bulls ninety one through ninety eight. The only 583 00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:43.440 reason why they don't really get number one for me is kind of I know 584 00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:45.840 who's the number one? Is gonna be quantity over quality, right like, 585 00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:49.400 and you can interchange them, and I really wouldn't be mad at Yet. 586 00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:52.239 They had six appearances, six titles the Bulls played in Sea. The only 587 00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.800 two the only two years they didn't have the title in that run were the 588 00:41:55.840 --> 00:42:00.440 two years that MJ decided he wanted to go play baseball. Correct yep, 589 00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:04.039 And then he came back and repeated again. And in both those years the 590 00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:07.119 team still did well. They just didn't win the title. Correct. They 591 00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:10.119 didn't make it. They didn't make the conference finals, right, but they 592 00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:15.960 the Bulls have actually played in six out of the ten highest rated finals in 593 00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:22.360 NBA history, and they the Bulls averaged during their run sixty four point seven 594 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:27.800 percent nuts win. That's crazy. And then number one is the Celtics fifty 595 00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:30.800 six to sixty nine, eighty one to eighty seven in the sixties. They 596 00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:32.480 there was only one year they didn't win the title. Yep, they won 597 00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:36.239 year in the sixties, but they didn't win well. So, yeah, 598 00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:40.159 eleven NBA titles, dude, Yeah, eleven in that run. It's insane. 599 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:46.239 They had thirteen Hall of Famers in that fucking one set of block time, 600 00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:49.760 just in that block time alone. We're not talking about the eighties. 601 00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:52.760 Yeah, literally, from fifty six to sixty nine, fucking thirteen Hall of 602 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:57.519 Famers. Yeah, that's insane. Right, They've got countless records that were 603 00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:01.440 held until the eighties until Larry Bird and Perish and Magic and Kareem and all 604 00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:04.880 those guys started, you know, showing up and sped up the game a 605 00:43:04.880 --> 00:43:09.559 little bit. Yeah. The eighty Celtics had three championships in five finals appearances, 606 00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.719 with seven elite years and a sixty two percent win record. The only 607 00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:16.960 ones that the only championships that the Celtics didn't win in that run were the 608 00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:20.519 ones that the Lakers won in that one in that run. Yeah, like 609 00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:22.480 they literally, which is why it was such a big rivalry. Correct. 610 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:27.599 Yeah, Yeah, So all right, well, uh, I think we 611 00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:31.440 go do you do you even have any baseball? I didn't even think about 612 00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:34.719 baby, So I didn't know this one. I didn't look it up because 613 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:37.639 I figured we would hold off until closer to like the World Series, either 614 00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:42.360 the World Series, star break, wait another month or so, so we 615 00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:45.119 got one more then. But there's a couple, there's a couple that right 616 00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:46.000 off the top of my head you can think of. I mean, the 617 00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:50.320 Yankees are obvious, Boston's obvious, right yeah, But then but then you've 618 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:53.159 got teams like the ninety eight Braves, the Phillies were there for a little 619 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:58.360 bit. Yep, Houston recently, Houston recently. If you want to talk 620 00:43:58.360 --> 00:44:01.119 to Dodgers recently, Yeah, the Dodgers I'm okay with talking about. Yeah, 621 00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:05.079 you know, so we can talk about that, we can dive into 622 00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:06.960 that. I want to get into the stats. There's a few that I 623 00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:08.480 know off the top of my head, but we'll save that for maybe another 624 00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:14.800 month. Then, yeah, but last up is football, So football dynasties. 625 00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:17.639 And then what I want to do at the end is I want you 626 00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:21.159 to tell me, out of all the sports we just covered, who is 627 00:44:21.199 --> 00:44:24.880 the number one dynasty in your opinion. But let's do football first, and 628 00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:28.880 then we got yeah, we got some time to wrap this up. So 629 00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:32.800 football, I think what we should do because I think we should cover football 630 00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:37.800 again. Closer to football. Okay, but let's talk about the real, 631 00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:42.719 like only actual dynasty that is in football, the New England Patriots. It's 632 00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:45.599 the Patriots. It's the Patriots. So you have you have your runs. 633 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.320 And as much as I hate the Patriots, I hate Tom Brady, I 634 00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:53.599 hate Belichick, they're still Jet. There's still credit due where is credit is 635 00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:59.400 due. And the fact is, let me pull up my little note here 636 00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:05.119 that I had in the span of Tom Brady being the quarterback. Right, 637 00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:12.719 they have been to is it sixteen? Uh? In their in their history, 638 00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:16.320 they've been or fifteen AFC Championship games. Thirteen of them were with Tom 639 00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:22.480 Brady and out of the thirteen he won nine. Yes, and they've been 640 00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:27.519 to uh nine super Bowls, correct, and they've won six, so they've 641 00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:32.599 only lost four AFC Championship games and they've lost three Super Bowls, and two 642 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.039 of those Super Bowls were to the same quarterback, which was Peyton Manning, 643 00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:42.559 so you could essentially say that, Sorryli And then they lost to a backup 644 00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:46.599 correct, they lost, which arguably that defense was better than they were given 645 00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:51.880 credit for. Yeah. Yeah, I still think my favorite all time though, 646 00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:54.960 was the press conference before they lost the Super Bowl to the Giants, 647 00:45:55.000 --> 00:46:00.719 and they were perfectly undefeated, and they actually beat the Giants in the last 648 00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:05.639 regular season game of that year, and then going into that one of the 649 00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:10.079 Giants players had said they were gonna win twenty to seventeen, and Tom Brady's 650 00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:15.039 exact quote was, we're the highest scoring team in NFL history. You could 651 00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.639 at least give us some credit if you're gonna say you're gonna beat us, 652 00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:22.199 and give us some more points than that. They end up losing seventeen to 653 00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:28.119 fourteen in that game, and it was just on a like weird crazy the 654 00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.719 catch, right, the helmet catch is not what beat them, but it 655 00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:36.079 got them to end up beating them, right. But outside of that, 656 00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:39.800 as much shit as I want to talk about the Patriots and talk about Brady, 657 00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:45.119 the run that that team went on around a single player, because the 658 00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:52.079 team changed around Brady throughout that time. Pro obviously, right, but then 659 00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:57.559 that But but you look at there's no team in NFL history that has made 660 00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:00.440 a run that that long. No, Like you have you have the nineties 661 00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:05.159 Cowboys, you have the late eighties to early nineties Niners, you have the 662 00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:07.199 Steelers from back in the day. Yeah, but none of them, Falo, 663 00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:10.920 I mean, none of them went on that run the way the Patriots 664 00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:15.000 have been on that run. I was like a freshman in high school when 665 00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:20.880 that run started for the Patriots and that run just ended four years ago. 666 00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:22.800 And you you know, you can say the Oden out of high school for 667 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:27.920 twenty years. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a that's a dynasty. 668 00:47:27.960 --> 00:47:30.559 There are a couple of things you can say are close, but what it 669 00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:35.840 is is its individual conferences. Right, So like you can say Green Bay 670 00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:39.679 is run in the NFC, Uh, what are they North? Yeah? 671 00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:45.079 No AFC, green Bay Bay Yeah, NFC North, NFC North. Like 672 00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:49.960 you can say that their dominance over that that division has been consistent enough to 673 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:52.760 say because that's a dynasty in the division. It happened with FARV and then 674 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:55.800 they took a couple of years off as Rogers had just transitioned, and then 675 00:47:55.880 --> 00:48:00.559 Rogers ran that division for the last fifteen years. Correct. But but there's 676 00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:04.960 caveats there because the division sucks. But they only had they only had one 677 00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:07.480 super Bowl correct, and only one Super Bowl victory, only no other Super 678 00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:10.679 Bowl appearance, yep, and only a couple of playoff wins. Like you 679 00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:15.920 can say, you can say that, uh, you can say that Pittsburgh 680 00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:20.199 had a great run in their division in the ANFC, because they did. 681 00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:22.840 They won the division for numerous amounts to years or were in the contingent for 682 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:28.360 numerous amounts of years. But nobody, nobody in the NFL can say that 683 00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:32.719 they have put together the resume that the Patriots have done over a twenty four 684 00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:37.360 to or twenty two year fucking span. Yeah, that's it's incredible. And 685 00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:42.840 granted there are a number of asterisks, whether it's the deflate gate thing, 686 00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:45.360 the spygate thing, the talk rule, whatever you want to say, but 687 00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:52.079 they consistently were there, right you You can't say that they were that good 688 00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:58.320 at cheating for that many years without being caught to the point where it's it 689 00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:01.559 stopped them from win. Right. One of the caveats that pisses being off 690 00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:06.239 about Brady is that people say, well, he wanted to prove a point, 691 00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:09.679 so he left, went elsewhere and won a championship immediately. Okay, 692 00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:14.639 shittheads. He chose to go to a team, yeah, that had a 693 00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:17.480 top ten defense the year before, right that their record didn't show it, 694 00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:22.119 but they had a top ten defense. Oh and the year before he got 695 00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:27.159 there, their two receivers were both top five receivers in the NFL. They 696 00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.679 just so happened they had Jamis Winston, who threw for thirty touchdowns but also 697 00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:35.559 threw for twenty nine interceptions and didn't the number one tight end or arguably the 698 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:37.960 top one of the top five tight ends of all time, top three, 699 00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:40.800 go with him all time? Go with him, yeah, to win that 700 00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.800 Super Bowl. Right. So it's like, if that's where I discount Brady, 701 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.920 It's like, if you want to tell me that you want to prove 702 00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:52.800 yourself, go to a team where you legitimately have to prove yourself. He 703 00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:57.039 didn't have to prove himself there, with his arm being as good as it 704 00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:00.599 was still at his age, and he went to a team that was already 705 00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:06.159 built to win. That's not proving yourself. He's not a team where he 706 00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:08.320 only needed to be Vinnie Testa Verdi, right, he only needed to be 707 00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:14.320 Eli Mann. Mind you, he played lights fucking out, he bawled out, 708 00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:16.559 and his arm was still a fucking cannon. But the point being was 709 00:50:16.599 --> 00:50:20.800 the year before they had a top ten defense, and they had two receivers 710 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:23.039 who were both top five receivers the year before. There's nothing, in my 711 00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:28.480 opinion that will say you earned that championship. You proved yourself. And I 712 00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:31.960 will argue that to the day I die. You want to prove yourself that 713 00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:37.800 year, Go to the fucking Jacksonville Jaguars and make it to an AFC title, 714 00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:39.760 not even the Super Bowl, make it to an AFC twitnle and say 715 00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:43.800 you're the greatest to live ever period. Yep, fuck you, Brady. 716 00:50:44.199 --> 00:50:47.519 Okay, So we'll get into more football when it gets to the football season, 717 00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:52.480 and we'll get into baseball here shortly. Out of the dynasties we've talked 718 00:50:52.480 --> 00:51:00.320 about, who's the number one dynasty in your opinion, that's a tough one. 719 00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:07.159 It's either it's either going to be the Red Wings or the Celtics because 720 00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:15.800 of the consistency of them constantly bouncing back, right, And I think I 721 00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:21.679 have to give it to the Celtics just because they've done it. Like there's 722 00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:25.880 another run in there with Paul Pierce and and Kevin Grant or not Kevin Grant, 723 00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:30.480 but uh oh, for Fox's sake, Tall, there you go, 724 00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:36.719 Garnett, thank you, you know, and Ray Allen, Like there was 725 00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:38.800 another run in there that I didn't even mention with the Celtics, right, 726 00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:44.199 you know, So I think I have to give it with the give it 727 00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:50.880 to them because they had some dominant teams and they have consistently put together teams 728 00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:55.639 riddled with Hall of Famers. But I mean, the Red Wings did it 729 00:51:55.679 --> 00:52:00.159 for so long. Yeah, Like so it's it's that's a tough one. 730 00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:05.599 So in my opinion being I'm gonna choose a team that was during my eras 731 00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:08.719 something that I watched. So I'm down to the Red Wings from I'm gonna 732 00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:14.159 say ninety one to two thousand and fifteen twenty sixteen, or I'm gonna say 733 00:52:14.199 --> 00:52:20.079 the Patriots from roughly from one to nineteen, right, and I'm gonna choose 734 00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:24.519 the Red Wings because I prefer hockey, and I think I think the it's 735 00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:29.920 a tougher game, it's a rougher game, and the period of time that 736 00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:32.840 they dominated in some of the nasty teams that they had to come and encounter 737 00:52:34.280 --> 00:52:37.360 and in hockey, I think the problem is when you're talking about you have 738 00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:42.880 eighty two regular season games football, you have sixteen at the time, right, 739 00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:46.880 NHL you had eighty two regular season games and in a short span, 740 00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:50.440 if you want to chock up there, ninety four to two. They won 741 00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:53.360 the President's Trophy six times. There were the number one team in the NHL 742 00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:58.960 six years out of a run of eight years. Yeah, that's wild. 743 00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:01.920 They won three Cups in that span. Yeah, I mean to me that 744 00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:07.039 is and almost one more and almost one more, right, and so it's 745 00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:10.599 to me that's the team, the dynasty team that you had a twenty year 746 00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:15.760 run of Nick Lidstrom, Tom Brady, Nick litchtrom will go down as one 747 00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:19.679 of the greatest defensemen to play in the NHL of all time. Tom Brady 748 00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:22.280 will go down as as of right now, probably the greatest quarterback to ever 749 00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:25.519 play the game of all time. So you're you're still missing You're still missing 750 00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:29.480 a ton of Hall of famers, like you're you've only mentioned Linstrom, but 751 00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:36.239 they're Aserman, Federov, Shanahan, how like well how is but even then 752 00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:37.800 but even still but but yeah, sure, like you can keep going. 753 00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:42.639 Like. That's the thing with That's the thing with the Red Wings is the 754 00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:47.840 longevity of that team. Like there's only really like what a twenty year span 755 00:53:49.760 --> 00:53:54.039 maybe fifteen year span, yeah, where there aren't really any big names in 756 00:53:54.079 --> 00:53:59.760 there. And that that was the span where hockey was going from you know 757 00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:04.199 teams to fucking thirty teams, right, you know what I mean? And 758 00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:07.480 players were looking for money, they weren't looking for the championship like that. 759 00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.559 I think I think that's where I think that's where the Red Wings stick out. 760 00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.239 Stand out more to me is like I said, the eighty two regular 761 00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:19.519 season games to be played, but also the fact that you had at that 762 00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:22.280 time, you probably had twenty eight teams in the NHL. Yeah, to 763 00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.239 go on that run for that period of time with that many teams, Yeah, 764 00:54:25.239 --> 00:54:28.320 that's pretty good. That's a wild run. It's pretty good. So 765 00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:32.119 that's where I'm gonna stand. I can I can stand behind that. In 766 00:54:32.159 --> 00:54:37.320 the meantime, it's Dad's on Dequell. 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Where As 775 00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:14.400 much as I hate the Knights for winning, a Discord member left due to 776 00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:19.639 night talk and the night that the Knights won the Cup, this member popped 777 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:23.239 back in to say go nights and popped out before Jacob go off again. 778 00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:27.920 Yeah, so it's a good time. But yeah this Dad's on Dacko episode 779 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:36.960 one. We'll catch you next week. Peace out later. Got a question, 780 00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:44.119 Yeah, how does an altar boy fart before and after church? Before? 781 00:55:45.079 --> 00:56:29.159 After? Fuck it? Hush