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Hey, hello, and welcome to
building a mystery. I'm your host,

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ephemeral legazi Boo, I got you. That's my thing. Whitney as always

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as my co host and total equal
in every way, with the exception of

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a few racist comments. Paula scream
hi to y'all. Now, I think

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we can all look past them racial
comments, and I think that we can

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just move on to the things that
are important, like incorporeal food. Boo.

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She nailed it all right. Today
I'm building a mystery. We'll be

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building a real favorite. Everybody loves
this. You bring your friends over,

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you want to have a party.
This is a piece of urban legend with

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falsified internet history to make it seem
ancient, going back to the Middle Ages.

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Everybody, I just love this.
I serve it every Halloween to all

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my guests and they all just go
out of the damn minds for it.

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True words never spoken there, Paula. I mean, my friends lose there

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when I make this. It's a
classic recipe. It borrows a little something

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old, something new. It's like
the wedding of recipes for scary people.

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That it is. Paula. Once
again, you have mailed it all right,

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So for this mystery. What we're
gonna start with is your stand in

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thin watery ghost tail base. Okay, then we're gonna spooking up a notch

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boo. We're gonna add in some
white lies. Okay, it's really gonna

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change the flavor. Well, if
there's any lies that are the best,

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damns the wines, why even Italian's
like you can enjoy that playing with fire,

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Paula, Speaking of which, I'll
turn the oven onto four twenty five.

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Thank you. Now to this thin
watery ghost story base. We got

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some white lies going in there.
Now we're gonna add some creepy pasta.

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Now I know what you're thinking,
what is that? I had the same

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question, Paula. Tell them about
creepy pasta. Creepy pasta is the best

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cause there ain't no GMOs in there. You get all the flavor, all

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the texture, double the price,
and you gotta you gotta spend if you

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want to impress. That's what I
always say, spend to impress. Okay,

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yeah, you're really coming to that, Paula. I was going for

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more like creepy pasta is ghost stories
told by kids who played Mario Brothers too

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much anyway, and then you're gonna
add a falsified backstory on the Internet,

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including photo manipulated manuscripts and dutchings from
the Middle Ages. Now where I come

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from in the South, if you
want to manipulate a photo, you're gonna

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have to get the scissors out.
Well, not this recipe. You can

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do it all on paula screen dot
com. I don't know how the hell

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to use the Internet, but they
tell me it's on there, so I

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think you should go on there.
Give it a looky, go to paula

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scream dot com. Go to ephemeral
legassi dot org slashing that. All right,

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so we've got our base in there, we got our ingredients. We're

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gonna throw that in the oven at
four twenty five. Thank you, Paula.

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All right, and uh now,
while with that cooks, let's talk

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a little bit about falsified in that
history urban legends. I like to reduce

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falsified urban history legends down to a
nice, uh simmering broil. And then

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I like to put in just a
few old moth eaten raiments from the cemetery

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just down the street. Chop local. All right, now, now you

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like to you like to you like
to boil down history a little bit dow.

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I mean, for example, one
thing that didn't make your reduction the

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Holocaust. You don't believe in it. I don't believe it adds anything to

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the flavor of history when you're putting
it in your meals. Now, I

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like to replace it with some muslim
soaked in butter. Just slather it on

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there. If you don't slather,
something's the matter? Right you up?

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Paula and as Johnny Cochrane taut America. If it rhymes, it has to

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be true. Who now, a'll
all basse heats up? Paula. Paula's

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chopping up a little bit of extra
something. We're gonna spook it up.

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And notch boom, Paula, what's
you chopping up that? Into that?

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I've got some glazed scarrets right here. I've used my family recipe from the

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South. Basically, all they are
as carrots covered in muslin, covered in

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butter, slathered, because if you
don't slather, it don't matter right phrase

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that fhemall you shut up? Don't
you dare use it? That's from the

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South. Boo boo boo, spook
it up? And notch, how's it?

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How's it? Taste in your mouth. Huh bet, it doesn't taste

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like it's from the south. All
right, back it down there, Paula.

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So these carrots are gonna be put
in here right after it comes out

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of the oven. You just want
to slide them on in there. They're

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gonna be hot and ready. You're
gonna be hot and ready the oven.

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It's gonna be hot, so don't
touch it. But it don't matter because

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you probably did. All Right,
we got a basse coming out. You

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notice it's reduced nicely. It's got
a nice thin gloss to it. Now

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I'm gonna pull this up. Damn
it. That's hot, all right.

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Our mystery is cooling nice late.
Now we're gonna reincorporate that with a little

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bit. Now early on, I
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We're gonna reincorporate that, and it's
gonna provide a really nice uh sauce

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for our mystery. You're just gonna
want to suck it out of the dish

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once it's done. It's gonna be
that boom. Suck it right out of

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the dish. All right, here
we go. I'm gonna serve this up

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now. Actually, I'm using my
mom's nice plates for this, Paula,

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because you're you're, as always an
added guest. It's a special day,

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says my mom's china. Uh,
don't break it. There you're going.

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There is a heap in helping in
this mystery for you. I got,

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I got plenty for me. You
got spoon a little extra sauce. I'm

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already done good. Could he use
a little bit more Muslim Kevin and butter

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slathered. I have yet to taste
it, and yet we are out of

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time, so I will have to
take your word for it, Paula.

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So for this episode of building a
mystery, I'm boom ephemeral Legazi with me

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as always, my lovely co host, Paula screamed, Paula, say good

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night. Paula is occupied with what
I think is a dish rag. Good

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night, everybody, evening. Welcome
to a racially charged episode Blue Fodo.

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Oh you can't. You can't do
that person without yeah, without touching the

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subject. Nope, that's why she's
famous. I mean that in the butter

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Lording, Lord, where's my butter
Messiah? And then I felt like,

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I mean, it felt like you
know that part and that everyone the scariest

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part in the first Lord of the
Rings, or maybe it was the last

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one where where kindly old Bilbo gets
like crazy face about the ring and like

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when Paula Deane lost all that weight
and then she just looked like that all

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the time. That's the My sister
was a I mean, I'm I'm ambivalent.

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Cooking shows, there's that one woman
whose name I can't pronounce, and

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she looks like she's got the alien
in her mouth Chiata. She looks like

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she I thought she was famous just
for being like an attractive She's good looking,

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but when she smiles, it's like
the alien smiling, and I swear

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there's a smaller alien head in her
mouth that goes ting ting ting. Wow.

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I don't care who I hurts.
Had a long discussion today about the

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importance of anti defamation insurance or I
think it's just defamation insurance. I got

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it. Oh we should get it
for this, but yeah whatever, fine

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me bitches. Oh he does not
kill who he hurts. I'm David Stacco,

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I'm David Flora. That'll help your
search. Yeah, there you go.

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You've already found blurry photos, Yes
you did, And we're building a

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mystery no, we don't build them. We just we just write the manuals.

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We're the technical writers for the mystery
industry, the miss the mindustry,

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mindustry, mindistry, then industry.
H yeah, well we're off to that

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start. Yeah. I hello everybody. I'm happy to be back from my

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mystical trip from beyond time and space. You went, you went across a

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state? Yeah, on two wheels. I was a righteous participant in rag

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Bry, which stands for the Registers
Annual Great Bike Ride across Iowa, four

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hundred and eighteen miles of pure Northern
Iowa deliciousness and fun this year. Wow.

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You you rode through hell and back. It was only crappy one day,

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one bad day weather. Other than
that, it was glorious and fun

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and everyone was nice and I kept
I got the idea once I was already

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out there, which was too late
because it's not like you can go to

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a craft shop once it starts.
And I even tried to attach a sign

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to my back that said asked me
about the unknown, and yeah no I

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the sign wouldn't stay on, and
when it finally blew off, I was

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like, I'm not stopping my bike
to go back and get it. That's

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just me littering now. Um but
no, it was a lot of fun

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and it was it was cool.
I'm gonna do it again next year.

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I'm going to talk to mister Flora
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try to talk that's right doing.
And I'm gonna talk all of our listeners

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into doing it. We can make
a blurry photos team. That'd be fun.

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Yeah. Fun. You guys can
be like, hey, Stecco,

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be funny and I'll be like,
you shut up. It was just stupid,

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you know what? You know what? The only thing I can think

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of, and that is giving you
the listener. The tip if you ever

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meet a comedian, a stand up
and improviser, a person who does sketch

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comedy, never ever ever say the
phrase say something funny. It's the worst

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thing you can say to a person. Yeah, nobody comes up to you

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and asks you to do their taxes
immediately, you right there on the spot.

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If you're a fan of Dead Eyed
Stairs, however, you'll find few

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or more effective tools. That's true. Any there you go, there's there's

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your psah. So don't don't ask
Dave to say something funny. But because

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we'll talk about the unknown and all
all ride long. Yep. Now,

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let me ask you this, was
it worse on your cardio system or was

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it worse on your your muscles doing
this? Um? You know what I

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truth be told neither. The worst
part is what I will uphimistically refer to

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as one's saddle. You need you
need, Like I trained for this for

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a while, and I realized pretty
early on. It's the training. I

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mean, it helps to you know, be ready, like get your body

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ready to ride a lot. I
mean it's like it averages out to like

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it's seventy miles a day or so. Like what you need is leathern nethers.

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Like the real payoff for a lot
of training is it just gets you

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used to being in a bike seat
for a very long time. And that's

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that's really what you need. You
can't afford to have like saddle sores or

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anything. And I didn't. I
Like I came out fine with that,

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and I think that was that's the
hardest part. Like you get tired occasionally,

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but you you know, you you're
you're very used to it and it

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and it you recover instantly from it. But it's the it's the being on

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a bike seat for you know,
six hours a day, and you have

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breaks and you get off a lot. But that's that's the real gem of

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training, is to get ready to
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Leathern nethers, leathern nethers, that's
my um trademark phrase. You can't have

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it. It's mine, Flora.
What are you got going on? Oh

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god, I'm the opposite, the
other end of the spectrum. Through my

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through my back out. Poor guy
getting better, re threw it out.

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So it's uh, it's it's not
the best. In fact, it maybe

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the opposite of that. Yeah.
I mean, if anyone who's ever hurt

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their back knows that, there's it's
just the worst. You can't you can't

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write a letter without your back hurting. Um. So, just trying to

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deal with that wampam mp whamp.
But some fun stuff on the horizon,

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including Ridden Fair. That's right,
it's time for us to Jenny back in

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time to a world before refudgeration.
Yeah, we're gonna go to Renfair and

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man be Asholes the When we first
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was one one of our one of
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at ye old rind Fair. Yeah. Maybe was it our actual first?

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Maybe our second? It may have
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or third? Yeah, I think
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I think that's what it was.
One of those, one of those

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first few. And here we are
two years later, two damn years leader

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two years and did we have two
of anything else? Flora? We had

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one of something? Last year we
were finalists for a PARSEC Award. Oh

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well, I wonder if that'll ever
happen again. We're a finalist for a

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PARSEC Award. A kid, that's
right. I haven't sent us our our

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our badge, our image, our
button, our our button yet, but

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we're just go on and say it. We're finalists again. Yeah. We

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made the shortlist for podcast nominations.
Yep. We are up for best Fact

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behind the Fiction Podcast. That's right, because the best part behind the fiction

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category was taken. It's taken my
NASA again only enough. Yeah, those

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guys they cover a lot of ground
there. NASA. Yep, got some

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stiff competition again this year, so
we're looking forward to it. I'm ready

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to throw down. I will tell
you right now. I have not booked

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a trip more plane or a bus. No more Heart of Darkness explorations into

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your own madness. Nope, no
more watching the sun rise from Nashville.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
and no no Dragon con But uh yeah,

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I'm okay with that. It was
it was real crowded. Yeah,

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we're going to our We're going to
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ren con Um. So well,
yeah, if we we We've got some

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some costume ideas. If we decide
to go through with that, we'll put

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some pictures up of that. Yeah. Once again, the time bug,

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when you try to catch it,
it just flies right on out the window,

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tempest fugeoning all over your face.
Um. And I don't think I'll

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have a costume ready, although we've
got some pretty sweet ideas. I got

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a whole week. We've got a
whole week to put it together. Whole

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week we're gonna do everything else.
It'll be great, it'll be great.

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So yeah, that's not what you're
here. Yeah, I know you don't

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care about our costuming plans, nor
do you care about making a mystery.

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No, but you care about other
things in the Midwest, that's right,

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Not rinfairs, not rag bries.
How about monks, monks, mounds.

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How about old ass civilizations you didn't
even know existed? That's right? How

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about a North American native civilization that
rivaled the Mayans? What Cookia the cookiest

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place on earth? You burned it? That's right? Ever heard of it?

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I hope not, because that'll make
things more interesting, real weird if

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you. Yeah, Cahokia Uh located
not just across the Old River from a

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place we call Saint Louis these days, That's what I've heard. Uh,

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in the same state we're in right
now. Yep, however far away,

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probably the opposite end of where we
are. Ye, had we time and

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vehicle, we might take a field
trip down there. Yeah. So yeah,

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maybe in the near future. But
how about we tell you what the

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hill Cahokia is? Who lived there, what happened to him? Why?

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Why don't more people know about it? M And what's great about this?

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Cahokia is? Is an awesome fit
for a subject for us? Yeah?

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Because I mean, for one thing, it's it's a relatively unknown side of

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huge importance history is there. We
we love we love covering that aspect of

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subjects. It's also a delicious mystery. Yeah, there's there's a uh,

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it's it's a giant. Its highest
point forty thousand people. That that was

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not rivaled again in North America until
seventeen eighty, that's right, And so

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I mean it was. This was
a huge place. It was, it

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was a very important and almost no
one knows anything about it. It was

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completely abandoned by the time European settlers
came to the New World. Will will

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by the time. Yeah, let's
give you an overview of this place.

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At its height, Cahokia was a
sprawling metropolitan center of culture and commerce located

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just outside of present day Saint Louis, Missouri. It was so big and

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important. How big was it?
Well, like you said, another city

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of its magnitude pop pop wouldn't exist
for almost six hundred years, and that

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that was that was in seventeen eighty, Like you said, Philadelphia at the

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times, like Filly Motown, Failly
back again. But every every source,

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this is something I don't know if
you've had this trouble or not, but

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you you threw out the number of
people as forty thousand. Every source that

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I read, I was careful to
say, and maybe I don't I say

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I say that, No, maybe
I didn't, I said, as much

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as that's that forty thousand is the
the upper end of the spectrum you think,

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so I spectrum. I guess I
didn't realize how big your good spectrum

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was, Flora. I'm surprised you
couldn't see it coming from Amla. Why

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don't you spread that big spectrum floor? Let me see it, Jesus,

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that was too far. Don't ever
say the word spread in America unless it's

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from Muslim. Everything that I read
had a different number, Literally everything I

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read. I have four books,
at least four books in my collection that

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talked about Kahokia. Every one of
them said said a different number. I

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got anywhere between six thousand and one
hundred thousand. Jesus, I saw the

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six thousand is like a low,
but I never got out of forty.

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I think it's hard to know because
it was comprised of so many small satellite

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villages right in addition to the to
the center which is now called Kahokia.

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And so I think it's it may
be a bit unfair to try and to

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try and really put a number,
because where where's the boundary? Where do

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you stop counting? Yeah? What
what? It stops being the city,

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what starts being a suburb? And
exactly at what point, you know,

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when do you say, oh,
this was the moment that we're doing our

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our fictional census. So it was
big people and for the time, bigger

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than the whole town you grew up
in. Burn about the name though,

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Cahokia. That wasn't even the name
of this place. Oh you know what

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the name was? What was it? No? I was hoping you would

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because no one knows. No one
knows. They were not, at least

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to our understanding, illiterate people there. They left no writings aside from um,

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you know, symbols and things like
that on pottery shards, but there

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was no cohesive writing system that anyone
has been able to determine. Crazy.

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The name Cahokia was given several centuries
after its decline based on the tribes that

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occupied the region when the Mississippi was
explored by Hernando de Soto. So the

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tribes there, I think had the
name Cahokia when he came, you know,

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busting up the river and it's just
like, well, this this place

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is big and important, dying,
what's what all these Cahokians. So,

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archaeologists have dated the civilization to have
exists did between six hundred and thirteen hundred

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CE, with the height being somewhere
around the range of twelve hundred. Yeah,

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some of the research that I saw
had at the decline kind of push

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a little bit further back that it
started to really jump the shark around thirteen

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hundred, right, Yeah, I
mean basically ten ten fifty to twelve fifty

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you're in you're in the good depth
zone for this place, high Cotton.

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You're you're living the good urban life. And then after that it's just sort

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of the roller coaster starts sad trombones. Yeah. Now, if if this

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weren't cool enough for you, Cahokia
adds more mystique with its main features large

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earthen mounds, yes, up to
one hundred and twenty in number of various

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shapes, various sizes, and various
uses. Plus at least one would hinge

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on its western edge. Yep,
would hinge. There. The largest mound

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called Monk's Mound because there is some
Trappist monks that lived there. Briefly,

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they just just stuck there. Nineteenth
century, they found a structure on top

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that came out to be about a
five thousand square foot What they they're not

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one hundred percent sure. They think
maybe it was like functionally the governor's mansion

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may have been at the home for
the leader. There's also in the center

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of I mean not the center,
but centrally located in a very prime real

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estate position for Kahokia, a sports
arena of sorts. They have a big

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playing field, huge plaza. And
this is one of the things that made

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Kahokia very interesting. Is Chunky Chunky
Chunky h u n k e y.

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It was a sport. It was
a game that was played, and it

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was wildly popular throughout a huge part
of North America. It was not just

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played here, although this is like
where the NFL of Chunky clearly happened.

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I mean, it was a very
big part of day to day life gambling

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operations. Um organized play, and
the premise of it is um. A

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guy rolls a disc um that is
uh something of a target. He rolls

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it and then the other players throw
spears into the ground where they think it'll

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stop. And this is I mean, this is a This is before they

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had whoop and a stick, before
they had like a ball ball on a

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string with a cup um And so
this was a huge, huge, pastime.

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Yeah. People would would bet their
entire life savings on this game.

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I mean it's just like people gambling
now. People would kill themselves after a

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string of losses in Chunky, and
they'd play this thing all damn all damn

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day. It wasn't until the ten
twenty that they installed nightlights. And that's

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right, just huge fires. Yeah, a bunch of guys fighting. I

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don't like the torches thruining the game. Um no they have. Don't advertise

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your maze here, that's right.
I can't see over the top of my

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my, my mud hut because of
your ads. I'm gonna put I'm gonna

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put some seats on the roof of
my mud ut and charge people bunches of

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shales to get up there. And
then then the owner of the of the

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Chunky arena was like, well,
I might just move this team to Yucatan.

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You know, I can't get any
more breaks from the city government on

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taxes. I the play of the
player CapGain. You know, the Yucatan

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Maze gobblers. It's like, what, we don't have maze here, how

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does it? It's just like the
Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers. Oh

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God, we spun that web.
Yeah, we did so. But Chunky

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Chunky was also an important thing,
Uh, sociologically organized sports. I mean,

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this was a huge thing, and
it spread throughout all these other tribes.

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It was one of those rare things
that that everyone was into. Yeah,

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it didn't matter what tribe you were
from. Everyone had an opinion on

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Chunky, and Germany was always when. Yeah, but you know, after

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the biting episodes and Chunky, you
had that Paul Chunky Chunky, Paul Chunky

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Chunky. You got there. You're
gonna get out in the parking lot.

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You're gonna play some Chunky. Paul
can't can't aim Ah, I mean not

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mean two old, too old.
I don't go for that. I don't

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go for that Chunky the way the
kids do with kids love that Chunky.

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Now we've we've switched rolls. I
think we can say we've done that.

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Uh, cross it off and move
on. Um So, around twelve fifty,

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the civilization started a mysterious decline.
But why By the mid thirteen hundreds

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it was completely deserted. Yeah,
they's at this place and all who don't

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dwell in it? Yeah, and
you you hit it Hawai? Why why?

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Why? Santa Claus, but he
knows. Yeah, there's a no.

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I mean, like like any good
mystery where no one knows. There's

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a whole bunch of competing theories yep, which we'll get to at the end.

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Yep, Yep, save that that
Snicker's ball. Save that's snuggaball right

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in the middle of that ball.
Let's go through a little of the history

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of this. Yeah, not that
we're not knee deep in at all or

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wow, but let's really I can't
wait to play rabass with this mystery are

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a little too Relatively recently, it's
come to be known that a culture flourished

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in pre Columbian America north of the
hugely popular and wonderful civilizations in South America

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and Meso America. Yep, you
might have heard us mentioned the Mayans previously,

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like five minutes ago, Aztecs,
because I will say, I need

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to stop the bus firs thing because
everything that keeps saying North America. But

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I'm in my mind, like a
good American, I'm never including Mexico when

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I say that. But Mexico is
undeniably a part of North America's placam I

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know, right, uh so sorry
about that, but you get what I

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mean. Uh, yeah, that's
not going to go to jail for it

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in America, not meso America.
Yeah. This civilization is now known as

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the Mississippian culture, named because of
its development along the Mississippi River all away

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from Wisconsin in the north to the
Gulf of Mexico and Oklahoma to Georgia.

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Um also famous and very notable for
its extensive trading. Yes, um pee

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things that were mine. One of
the things that they were really into is

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chirt, which is a type of
rock that is very easily flaked. It's

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it's really it's really great for making
tools. Yea. And they found chirt

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chirt. Get that pall shirt chirt
that Dave so ch is. This is

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this um you can you can you
can nap it, you can flake it

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to make bladed, spin it,
twist it. Uh. But they've found

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chert tools that they can even buy
their design that were made at Cahokia.

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They've found it in northern Minnesota,
they found it up the east coast.

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But they found these things everywhere.
And and conversely, they've found trade items

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from virtually all of North America,
including Mexico. Oh in Cahokia. Wow,

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it's pretty amazing. Now you might
be wondering with me saying it developed

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along the Mississippi. How did it
got over to Georgia. Well, yeah,

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it's spread over there. I mean
that's a that's a thing like using

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various rivers and the whole you know, spread gobbling up um tribes. As

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as the culture moved along, it
got that far basically, yeah, and

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it's and it was. It's obviously
there was a confluence there. But the

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Cahokia is also it's not just on
the Mississippi. It's also on the Missouri

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and the Illinois River, right,
so there's a lot of water. There's

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a lot of coming into that area. Prefix spot could have built a three

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rivers chunky stadium. Oh man,
yep. The US once again, Pennsylvania

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beats Kahokia for the Mississippian culture.
The period was divided into three stages.

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You had the Early Mississippi period,
the Middle and the Late Mississippi period.

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All that ran from roughly one thousand
CE to fifteen forty. The middle one

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is the high point. That's the
one that Hookey is flourishing. Everybody's happy.

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You're getting chert chirt out the wazoo. I'm a Churt baron um this.

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I mean, I love that it
was like such an important thing to

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them and they gave like the name
just says I don't matter, Chirt forget

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me. Um. Now. Archaeologists
have found evidence of smaller settlements in this

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area going back as far as fifteen
hundred BC. Yeah, but it but

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just for the purposesn't everybody? Doesn't
everybody? It cocy didn't become a big

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deal until around six hundred Yeah.
Well and truthfully not until around ten fifty

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because there was some weird population explosion
around then. People aren't sure why why

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that was either, right, There's
tons of theories about cultivation, food availability,

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and that all comes back to the
whole the Mississippi culture. This region

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as it grew, it coalesced because
of a few different factors that were um

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kind of flying in the face of
tradition as it were. It's marked as

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as the time when agriculture took hold, Maze as a crop became big,

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and u graft crafting gained prominence.
A complex chiefdom system developed in addition to

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permanent settlements and mound building that was
that was a thing. But what this

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is coming from is hunters and gatherers. You've got It's like we've seen maybe

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at go Beckley Teppe. You know, people stop moving and start stopping.

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Jesus. Yeah, they they they
like, if there's plenty of woodlands,

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there's plenty of everything there. People
even nomadic tribes will move through that area

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much slower or otherwise would until finally
that's slowing just to like, eh,

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I'll try it. Yeah, And
then they figured out we can, we

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can grow. The stuff comes back
every year. It's enough to feed us.

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That's all you need, man.
And they had, uh, I

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mean in the ability, the abilities
that they gain once they stop. I

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mean the nieces let time travelers.
M one thing that they found it when

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it was kind of an interesting story. It was discovered in the nineties and

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it was from an excavation. It
was um a copper forge. It was

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for artisans working copper. Copper was
a big thing. But what they was

402
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more interesting is that actually they weren't
the first people to discover it. It

403
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:28.480
had been discovered by an archaeologist in
the fifties who then lost it couldn't find

404
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:32.079
it again, which like, how
the how does that happen? But but

405
00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:37.440
they found this brilliantly intact copper forge
with lots of evidence of how they worked

406
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:42.359
it. And they m They used
a process called a kneeling, which is

407
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:46.240
similar to how when you imagine a
blacksmith with iron where it's heated, hammered

408
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:50.920
and it cools. You reheat it, you hammered at cools. And they

409
00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:55.039
use this to make all kinds of
things, um, personal decorative items,

410
00:33:55.680 --> 00:34:02.119
um weapons in some cases, uh, tools, I mean, it's it's

411
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:09.079
just really fascinating. Yeah. Back
when and again dip in our toe a

412
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:16.199
little bit, when conventional history books
are telling you that there are savages roaming

413
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:22.119
the planes. These people have no
true settlements, no way of life,

414
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:24.800
no no right, you know.
And this is what we talked about.

415
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:30.559
This is one of my favorite things. Is this this this this crappy notion

416
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:37.199
that that everyone around the world was
just stupid until Europe showed up. Yeah,

417
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:40.840
and it's it's frustrating and it's wrong, and it's it's irritating. Yeah,

418
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:45.960
it's it's completely self centered and dumb, is what it is. We'll

419
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:50.159
tell you a little bit here a
little more about specifics. Uh. The

420
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:55.000
city was comprised of this central massive
mound as we've said called Monks Mound.

421
00:34:55.800 --> 00:35:02.840
Monks Mound was ten stories tall thirty
meters. It covered about fourteen acres at

422
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:09.320
its base. It had terraced platforms
and tapered sides. Um. It's it's

423
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:14.280
almost like you you take a pyramid
and you slice off a little bit of

424
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:17.360
it. Yeah, built it smaller, Yeah, keeping going, But the

425
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:24.599
top of it was flat and apparently
I guess it's it's actually bigger in size,

426
00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:31.280
at least base wise than the Great
Pyramid. Who you know, U

427
00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:38.079
say, sorry, Mohammad Morsey go
maze gobblers, Yo, maze gobblers.

428
00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:44.000
Um. And these mounds they were
of different sizes and they all had differing

429
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:45.920
usages. Um. Like I said, I mentioned that the you know,

430
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:50.880
there was the structure on top of
Monk's Mound. There was the the mound

431
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:55.039
that had the the artisan the copper
working areas. There were some mounds that

432
00:35:55.079 --> 00:36:00.679
were used for burial um. And
so there was which implies a fair amount

433
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:08.679
of civil engineering. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, kool aid man, not

434
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:15.480
this time. Yeah, it's it's
I didn't write now in the numbers on

435
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:22.519
this. Uh so look them up, but educate yourselves. It was monumental

436
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:30.079
because it was a monument God,
because they had no apparently had no beasts

437
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:35.639
of hurden to to lug all this
stuff along, so they had to do

438
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:40.679
it by baskets, by hand,
and and and all of this earth,

439
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:47.039
all this earth moved into these these
structures. I mean, I mean,

440
00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:52.440
you know, there were some some
rumors that that uh four Englishmen had made

441
00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:54.760
it to Kahokiah and they were going
to be made into sleeves. But they

442
00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:59.719
you're doing a pun like they were
like I'll never be your beast of burden,

443
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:09.280
never ever, okay, never be
be uh, but by you stopped

444
00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:15.159
the flow for just just a shy
pon, Yes, burned it proudly.

445
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:22.159
This this took well, it took
a long damn time. Some some places

446
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:25.480
one hundred, one hundred years or
more. Um. This is keep in

447
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:31.679
mind these huge, huge, uh
mounds, it's by the basketfull of dirt.

448
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:37.960
Yeah, I mean, it's just
decades of intense labor these people,

449
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:43.119
you know, hauling and and I
even saw where the places where they would

450
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:47.800
get their dirt are now like still
lakes, like their man made lakes.

451
00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:54.519
Yeah. So so people we were
dumping these dirts, making these mounds,

452
00:37:54.599 --> 00:38:01.599
dumping dirts, goblin, maize,
and then and Monks Mound is thought to

453
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:07.079
be the residence of the chief or
the king, who may have lived in

454
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:09.719
a home at the top of this
heart. He was called the Pope.

455
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:21.840
Oh yeah, the the the Pope. Okay, that's enough of that.

456
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:29.639
It it also could have served as
a temple center for important ceremonies. Um.

457
00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:36.840
It's the largest man made mound north
of of Old Mexico. Yeah,

458
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:42.840
North America, starting at the southern
border of the United States. Now there

459
00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:45.320
was one more mound there. What
was that? Was that just for storing

460
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:50.719
like milk and eggs. Some of
them did some of them did get stuff

461
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:53.840
stored underground. Um. Below,
like we said, below Monks Mound,

462
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:58.559
there was this huge plaza that was
about fifty acres. That's all it's.

463
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:01.039
It's it's a lot of a lot
of space. It was called the copper

464
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:07.639
Dome. Brought brought to you by
mound thirty two copper works. Keep them

465
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:13.360
hammers, keep them hammers, ringing
boys. Shells are us, that's right,

466
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:16.840
and to it also brought you by
small conical shells, the foundation of

467
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:22.440
our economy. Surrounding surrounding this plaza, there were huts. There were some

468
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:27.639
more mounds. All of it was
ringed by this wooden wall. Yeah,

469
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:34.800
which implies military action or threats from
outside. That does it does? It

470
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:43.480
also implies a separation between the halves
and the want to halves. You might

471
00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:46.559
know them as I have knots.
You may have seen them in such places

472
00:39:46.599 --> 00:39:57.880
as the mirror. That's where I
see them. This is what free entertainment

473
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:05.719
sounds like. Beyond the wall.
Farms and residences sprawled out from there.

474
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:08.440
And that's that's where we don't know
the boundary really. Yeah, and not

475
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:13.599
to mention how much I was wondering
about this, how much the city itself

476
00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:19.880
had to sprawl out simply to acquire
would oh would and to feed it.

477
00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:23.559
Yeah, and apparently they partied.
Well duh, Why I live in a

478
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:28.559
city if you can't party? Am
all right? This is why I left

479
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:34.280
Douzeldolf and vancel ballin, because it
has to party too much. Doozelo the

480
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:38.119
devivan Induzludo goes to bed like an
old man in slump feet at eight o'clock.

481
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:43.719
Oh, but not for me,
Induzeldolf. The music is like m

482
00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:58.679
whom in Berlin's music is like wampam
Susan Boyle, Susan Boiled. It's the

483
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:01.480
chart top of the scene. Yeah, and my favorite song is this was

484
00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:05.280
just an e cool song called what
If I Kicked You Into ding Ding?

485
00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:10.239
It goes like this, what If
I kicked ding Ding? What If I

486
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:19.159
kicked choo insot ding ding ding Ding? Whatt if I? What if I

487
00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:28.039
if I ding ding? What If
I kicked you into ding ding? Oh?

488
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:42.000
That's your music video. That is
a hit song I heard. That's

489
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:50.079
the halftime show with the Chunky game. All right, Oh um, let's

490
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.440
talk about this would hinge real quick. Yeah, I've got a hinge.

491
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:59.880
I mean it's it's a more temporary
hinge. It's more explicable. I get

492
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:02.679
how they hanged this one together.
Yeah, this was just a little west

493
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:07.239
of Monk's Mound. Was made of
forty eight posts in a four hundred ten

494
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:13.039
foot diameter circle, and it was
maybe the third incarnation of this hinge.

495
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:15.639
Yeah, they found the post holes, Yeah, the post holes. The

496
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:20.360
first time they did it, it
had twenty four posts. The next time

497
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.760
it had thirty six. Next time
I had forty eight. They added twelve

498
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:27.960
posts each time more posts. Not
much more is known about that, but

499
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:35.400
they believed that it lined up with
the equinoxes and solstices throughout the year because

500
00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:40.360
that's what Yeah, that's what they
do. Yeah. Important for an agricultural

501
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:45.079
based society, though, I guess
I gotta tell you it. It never

502
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:52.079
ceases to amaze me, like how
astronomy crops up over and over and again

503
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.960
in societies, in ancient society.
Yeah. Yeah, And I'm so glad

504
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:58.599
the world isn't full of Dave Steccos. I mean, for a number of

505
00:42:58.639 --> 00:43:02.559
reasons. One would just be too
handsome. Two if the world was full

506
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:06.360
of means there would be no astronomy. I'd be like, no, that's

507
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:09.400
just nun moving. Everything is the
same, you guys. Notice it's getting

508
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:15.679
colder. That's weird. I'm sure
it'll be summer again tomorrow. Still,

509
00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:22.800
I don't know, like why is
everything tied to to equinoxes and solstices?

510
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:28.639
And yeah, and it's just i
mean between an equinox and of solstice.

511
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:31.400
Yeah, there's a huge difference and
when the sun rises and sets, but

512
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:38.599
it's so minuscule day by day,
day by day, Like it's just just

513
00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:44.360
really amazing. And people, I
mean, we're getting up with sun going

514
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:49.159
down getting you know, getting getting
down with it too. But I don't

515
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:53.119
know. It's one of those It's
one of those things where we think we

516
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:58.800
know, but we probably don't,
Right, we probably are real big ass

517
00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:08.719
hats the elective we uh, the
art there resembles Mesoamerican art, oh uh,

518
00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:15.679
specifically art funds the South. I
was the thought that Mayan's did you

519
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:22.960
know, kayak up the old canoe, come on, I know, up

520
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:29.519
the Mississada up big muddy yeah and
uh and got there and and influenced culture.

521
00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:32.840
I find this a little hard to
believe that because most of their art

522
00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:40.480
and and the they did a lot
of little etchings on on shells and copper

523
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:47.719
pieces, things like that. Very
very Mayan looking. Now, is that

524
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:54.000
because you know some yahoo's from the
Yucatan uh scooted up the Mississippi and then

525
00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:59.920
influenced this whole flipping region? Yeah? Maybe what if they went up there

526
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:06.840
and this is just a very successful
um outpost. If they were yeah,

527
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:10.960
well dipping the toe again there,
I mean, good point. We'll we'll

528
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:15.920
circle back for that one. But
copper and shells, like we said,

529
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:19.400
value valuable shells, marine shells,
these you know, yeah, a little

530
00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:24.360
what they're called, but they're like
the thin conical shells really popular in the

531
00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:30.400
Pacific Northwest. Oh yeah, I
guess it's probably a golf thing. Yeah.

532
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:32.559
Um, you might find I don't
know, there may be more around

533
00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:36.800
the old Mississippi. So well,
there's a lot of water there. Uh

534
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:42.119
chirt. Of course, you can't
talk about cohoki without talking about good old

535
00:45:42.119 --> 00:45:50.320
shirt. There was There was also
a definite class system going on. You

536
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:53.519
got the like we said, the
the aristocrats, the the halves, some

537
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:59.599
some of the priest uh farmers,
and then you got the the stinky old

538
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:02.639
farmers and the people that are actually
keeping everyone fit, the auto workers,

539
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:10.519
the welders, the church herders,
church herders. There was also evidence of

540
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:17.719
sacrifice. Oh man, grizzly sacrifice. Whome on sacrifice. That's right,

541
00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:28.480
there's the one of these mounds chock
full of corpses ununds, seventy two hundreds

542
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:35.480
and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds.
Don't don't add all those hundreds together.

543
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:39.320
I was just saying hundreds more than
once. That was not an additive sentence.

544
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:45.079
One of the one of the most
famous mounds that were that has been

545
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:51.280
excavated found a man in his forties, still alive, just just running around

546
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:58.559
in that mound, thinking the war
still on against the Choctaw. The remains

547
00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:01.760
of this guy on a bed of
twenty thousand shells, which were in the

548
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:10.280
shape of a falcon. Birdman Birdman, Harvey Birdman. Also found over two

549
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:16.920
hundred and fifty skeletons, mostly sacrifices, some missing hands, their heads.

550
00:47:17.079 --> 00:47:22.920
Yeah, for four males in particular, young boys, well boys or young

551
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:30.199
men, missing hands and skulls.
A mask grave. You say heads because

552
00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:34.320
when you say skulls, it's like
there's just like an empty skin bag on

553
00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:37.800
top of their neck. They left
the skin, they just took the skull.

554
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:44.480
What a mystery, Yeah, that
would be a mystery. A mask

555
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:50.880
grave of fifty girls also perhaps the
most disturbing. That's from when the first

556
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:55.119
boy band they all got married ceremonially
and all the girls killed themselves. There

557
00:47:55.199 --> 00:48:00.800
was a mass grave of forty men
and women who may not have been dead,

558
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:07.880
right, not all of them pretty
spectacularly gross, yep. And they

559
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:10.480
were just like lined in there.
They put a layer of matting, then

560
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:14.480
another layer of them. And I've
got a theory about that. Actually that

561
00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:20.480
will come back to Okay. Um, Yeah, apparently they're the bodies the

562
00:48:20.519 --> 00:48:24.159
bones are. Some of them are
found in positions that make it look like

563
00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:28.159
they were trying to get out.
Yeah, they were digging their way out

564
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:32.960
when they succumbed to the wall of
dirt on top of them and other other

565
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:38.559
bodies. Oh god, Yeah,
gobbled that maze. Gobble that maze.

566
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:45.760
Motherfucker. Oh you lacking that maze. It was first protected Kahokia was in

567
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:50.360
nineteen twenty three as a state park. Interstate came through, tried to mess

568
00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:54.360
with it nineteen. In the nineteen
fifties, um couldn't. Actually just kind

569
00:48:54.360 --> 00:49:01.519
of invigorated U knowledge about it,
and it became a National Historic Landmark in

570
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:08.320
nineteen sixty four and in nineteen eighty
two became a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

571
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:15.679
Thank you Unesco once again. Yep, today continues to be excavated. Yeah,

572
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:16.880
it's a good spots, a huge
place. It's a huge place,

573
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:22.280
huge place. Although roads are you
know. I think there's a road running

574
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:25.519
right in front of Monk's Mound.
Yeah. I actually rode by it and

575
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:29.400
I didn't realize it was Monk's Mound. And now that I've read about this,

576
00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:30.960
I was like, Oh my god, is that's what that was?

577
00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:35.440
Yeah, I honestly thought, because
sometimes you see those landfills that have that

578
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:38.519
steep side, I thought that's what
it was. Because it is directly across

579
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:42.679
the river from Saint Louis. And
now I'm like, holy crap, that

580
00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:45.679
was Monk's Mound. Yeah, isn't
It isn't. And that's how this place

581
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:52.039
has remained, I think, such
a place that no one here's about,

582
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:57.400
and no one really stumbled upon because
they thought it was just a hill here's

583
00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.119
here's a hill man. And in
this it's weird because it's in this kind

584
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:05.199
of flat area of the of the
you know, near the Mississippi. But

585
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:08.360
it's, um, it's it's just
there, no big deal. Oh wait,

586
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:15.960
there's skeletons inside there. Makes you
makes you think, um, let's

587
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:22.199
talk a little bit about who might
have been these people if not Native Americans.

588
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.920
That's a big winch of contention.
And it's tough even there because the

589
00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:31.760
idea that this area was so expansive
that um, how many tribes made up

590
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:37.639
the nation of Khokia? Right right? For those of us who don't want

591
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:44.920
to just accept the Native American um
propaganda machine, No, thank you.

592
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:52.559
How about Vikings that has been thrown
out there, interesting proposition. Vikings tries

593
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:57.559
to weasel its way in a lot
of stuff. Yeah, early America,

594
00:50:58.119 --> 00:51:02.360
besides Old Leaf. I feel like
the Vikings got an inch and they something

595
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:07.760
like like because there is so much
verified truth that like, oh no,

596
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:12.639
they really were coming over here and
trying to get a toe hold in that.

597
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:15.639
Then people run with it. They
take a mile, you know,

598
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:20.559
like because there was this little nugget
of of really fascinating and interesting truth about

599
00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:23.079
it that then it kind of goes
well, then it just goes too far.

600
00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:28.960
Somebody's blow the little that's right.
Um, we haven't shot Alex Jones

601
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:35.480
for a while. I'm going to
come back around to that. Things Blurry

602
00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:44.480
photos takes out. Uh there there's
something I've heard and I can't I don't

603
00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:45.599
know the details of it. So
this is going to sound real dumb and

604
00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:52.599
fuzzy, but like I feel like
blurry there was a some people found,

605
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:58.960
uh some some Viking swords or or
some type of tools weapons, things like

606
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:06.239
that around Minnesota. Uh, there's
that thing with these the runestone, the

607
00:52:06.360 --> 00:52:10.760
Kensington runestone was there. Yeah,
and there's and there's there's isolated conditions where

608
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.320
I'm sorry, where someone was not
conditions, but situations where they found a

609
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:20.199
burial. And there's like a coin, like a Viking coin, you know,

610
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:23.199
the little little tiny things that hint
at trade but don't necessarily mean the

611
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:28.400
Vikings themselves made it that far.
Yeah, there was this. This also

612
00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:31.199
has to do with like the copper
being used that that people were like,

613
00:52:31.239 --> 00:52:34.880
well, no, bard are gonna
mark or should have known how to use

614
00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:37.800
copper at that point, but the
Vockings. Yeah, I hate that argument.

615
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:45.679
I'm not gonna I'm done with this, dude. I am done.

616
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:54.519
Just so Phoenicians has been thrown out
there. Whoa, whoa, oh la

617
00:52:54.719 --> 00:53:00.159
la, Yeah, that's that's a
that's a long boat ride. Yeah,

618
00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:07.760
straight from the Mediterranean to Saint Louis
Jesus. I mean they were good with

619
00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:10.920
boats. Yeah, but come on, yeah, they weren't. Come on,

620
00:53:12.360 --> 00:53:17.199
I mean, come on, Phoenicians. That that comes back to your

621
00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:22.599
point about the coin. I think
there was a fucking coin somebody had somewhere

622
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:28.280
and button butt coins and I mean, and then, like I already said

623
00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:35.159
earlier, Mesoamerican uh cultures, Yes, yes that's possible, and we know

624
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:39.199
there was trade. Yeah, that's
a fact, Yeah, straight straight up.

625
00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:44.599
Yeah, yeah, it could be
could be an offshoot of Mayan's coming

626
00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:49.480
up there. Um, that's a
it's not that bad. I don't think

627
00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:53.360
of a journey from the Yucatan up
to that point. No guys looking for

628
00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:59.840
the Last City of Gold did it
on accident. Uh. So that's that's

629
00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:04.159
a pretty good one actually for Yeah, that that holds water for me,

630
00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:08.320
I mean, and it's interesting that
there's the difference, the thing that actually

631
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:10.559
undermines it. On one hand,
you're like, oh, well this this

632
00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:16.000
culture, they're pyramid builders or mound
builders. There is a very similar artistic

633
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:22.920
style. And then there's also human
sacrifice, but the the nature of the

634
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:27.199
sacrifice couldn't be more different. That's
that's mine and I think that that's an

635
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:31.400
important difference, you know that something
like that to my mind, I don't

636
00:54:31.400 --> 00:54:37.320
know. I'm not a sociologist,
but the stuff I was getting from the

637
00:54:37.320 --> 00:54:44.039
sacrifice that I read about the sacrifice, it was that people were sacrificed with

638
00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:50.519
their masters. Basically, it's like
your attendees and your harem and stuff was

639
00:54:50.519 --> 00:54:53.639
was killed so that they could attend
you in the afterlife. Yeah, but

640
00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:59.480
most importantly very so that's almost an
Egyptian it really is. Yeah, funition,

641
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:04.920
um and but but what's important is
that it is a very different from

642
00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:07.119
the reasons that the Mayans did.
Yeah, and the stuff. There's no

643
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:14.000
hearts cut out things like that that
were regularly done. Um. There is

644
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:19.320
a show out there that talks about
Kahokia. It's one of those one of

645
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:23.559
them shows. Oh yeah, one
of them shows like four eight hundred pound

646
00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:29.960
bubbas and I go pro cam and
they're just actually just shooting shooting foundation stones.

647
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:37.960
Just a highly stylized historical account.
But there are quotes around historical account

648
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:47.239
No, um, pass it,
I said, pass okay, keep going.

649
00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:52.039
No, they talked about sacrificing a
like a virgin every year for the

650
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:59.719
for the crops or something like that, you know whatever. I don't I

651
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:04.119
I didn't find anything in any of
my research that alluded to that at all.

652
00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:07.440
So yeah, and if it did, it may have been like the

653
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:17.039
Natchez something down in Mississippa proper.
Anyways, how about a lost tribe of

654
00:56:17.199 --> 00:56:25.800
Israel a really lost Yeah, I
don't know. That's getting into Mormon territory.

655
00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:34.159
Well, you know what, yes, yes it is. Because there's

656
00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:39.400
even a legend of a bearded robed
man who visited these people, told them

657
00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:45.639
to love each other and told them
to be harmonious, and then disappeared and

658
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:52.199
then the society fell into chaos.
Matt mort you know who that sounds like

659
00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:57.719
the world's most interesting man, the
Josakis guy. That's right, he was

660
00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:04.519
a mazed gobbler. Yeah. No, it sounds like very coocha to me.

661
00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:07.199
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a good call. We should

662
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:12.000
do an episode on that. Yeah, that's that's that's come up. I

663
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:15.760
think even we mentioned in that the
episode that we covered on him was that

664
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:19.400
the taku maybe, uh, when
we when we talked about him, I

665
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:22.760
think we may have mentioned that he, you know, made his way up

666
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:25.840
up the coast there or whatever,
and then on up into who knows where

667
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:31.239
children are the gods? Right?
Um? Oh oh Von Dannikin Yeah,

668
00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:36.920
um maybe, or it could be
a I was gonna say, it's right

669
00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:42.639
there and yourself fingerprints of the guy
Graham Handcock. Okay, anyway, you

670
00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:45.880
know what we should try to start
try to talk to some of these guys.

671
00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:49.480
Nay, they don't want to talk
to the likes of us. I

672
00:57:49.960 --> 00:57:52.199
have a fear. I think this
is what's keeping me from asking them,

673
00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:55.360
is that they're gonna be like,
you guys are jackets. We take this

674
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:59.840
very seriously, and you you guys
are assholes. Well that's I mean.

675
00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:04.119
I wouldn't argue any of those points. Um, we'll be very nice,

676
00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:12.599
but we'd still kidnap them. Atlantis
refugees ooh, I saw that documentary that

677
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:15.559
Disney made about them, and I
just feel like they'd be more evidence of

678
00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:19.599
their laser weapons. For time's sake, I'm not gonna play Devil's advocate in

679
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:23.719
this case. Yeah. Um,
when we do our Atlantis episode, Yeah,

680
00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:28.000
well we'll revisit that. Yeah,
we'll come back in and cross this

681
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:34.400
tea. Well, okay, so
if you don't like the Native American route,

682
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:37.920
that's who you got to play with. There's a list, And how

683
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:42.599
about what happened to this place?
I've read and I believe this. Um,

684
00:58:43.199 --> 00:58:51.119
these are these are hashtags city problems. First of all, like you

685
00:58:51.159 --> 00:58:55.679
said earlier, scarcity of food.
It's very hard to feed a standing static

686
00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:01.280
population. It's hard to get fire. Would for that population thousands of trees

687
00:59:01.320 --> 00:59:08.039
a day for hundreds of years,
Very hard to do and most importantly sanitation.

688
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:13.639
What do you do with all the
waste? You get sick off of

689
00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:16.199
it? Yep. And so there's
a in the research I did, there

690
00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:22.800
was a running belief that that they
didn't solve these problems now that people did

691
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:27.440
starve to death, that people did
die of disease owing to the lack of

692
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:31.400
sanitation, the lack of cleanliness and
waste in the city. However, they

693
00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:36.559
were continually importing people to support the
city, like you know, just like

694
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:43.679
New York City. Bright torches,
big mounds. We got them, big

695
00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:46.440
torches, big mounds, big fun. That's right, gone down to hookya

696
00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:52.119
two more days. Opening day,
the Maze Gobblers defending there. We're the

697
00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:59.280
only city in this entire country.
Title the World as we know It,

698
01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:05.679
The World as we know it?
Cup of Chunky, what's good? Ready,

699
01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:10.400
dude, Chunky. I'll tell you
what's dan. Watching these grays athletes,

700
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:14.440
it's it's always inspiring. Here we
go, Uh, first up,

701
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:19.559
plots of black. He's gonna he's
rolling, he's rolling the target and the

702
01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:22.280
key. These guys are really gonna
try to say when is it gonna stop

703
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:25.800
rolling? That's the question. And
can I hit that spot with a spear.

704
01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:37.679
But there's this bear tossing opening day
can do that to you. That's

705
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:44.079
right, wildly doesn't doesn't need that
guy. But they've got a great souvenir

706
01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:52.320
of an opening day for amaze gobblers. Oh man, all right, Yeah,

707
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:57.480
you brought up some great points there
with with the environmental aspect of it.

708
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:02.760
Uh, just just focusing on at
the deforestation which leads to erosion.

709
01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:08.440
The soil blows away, washes away, you don't got yeah, nothing to

710
01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:14.920
hold it in places crop failure.
Uh, what about climate change? There's

711
01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:19.800
it's a fake, there's hippie,
there's the theory. I didn't vote for

712
01:01:19.880 --> 01:01:29.360
him. This sception. The thought
that there was a there's a small ice

713
01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:34.079
age, small ice age that came
through at the time, just just I

714
01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:37.559
don't know a little at it.
Apparently it was enough to stop maze from

715
01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:42.880
growing, you know. And I
read Jared Diamond's book Collapse, Uh,

716
01:01:42.920 --> 01:01:45.840
and it's it's about that, um. And it's uh, it's about why

717
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:51.280
some civilizations thrive, why others fall
apart, you know what happens. Uh.

718
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:55.199
And and it's amazing how little it
takes. I mean, just a

719
01:01:55.320 --> 01:02:04.159
seasonal variation where you get one hundred
years of wetter weather that really boosts crops

720
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:07.639
and people. It can suddenly support
people they stopped moving, and so for

721
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:10.800
one hundred years they build on this
weather phenomenon, just like what I was

722
01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:15.760
talking about myself, like I wouldn't
notice if it was changing. And then

723
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:20.840
then when that cycle renormalizes and that
it's not that wet for the next one

724
01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:25.679
hundred years, it's like one of
those simulator games or just you move that

725
01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:30.559
slider bar just too much and boom, no one can eat anymore. It

726
01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:36.679
doesn't work anymore. And and societies
are very susceptible to that. Oh yeah,

727
01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:43.159
it's it's a very tenuous pyramid schemes. And then with the waste,

728
01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:46.239
of course, poisoning the water supply
is easy. At that point, yep,

729
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:51.599
you get sick. There was even
the thought that maybe garbage pits were

730
01:02:51.880 --> 01:02:59.559
a problem because someone recently dug out
they found a garbage pit and it was

731
01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:07.320
so full of sheet that it's still
stank and was rotting when they dug away.

732
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:10.719
Yeah, that's kind of awesome,
it is. But and and also

733
01:03:10.920 --> 01:03:16.079
that with that they were able to
see a lot of stuff and they can

734
01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:21.039
tell well, here's here's some stuff
that they ate here. This is obviously,

735
01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:22.360
you know, all coming from one
thing. Maybe it's a feast or

736
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:28.760
something, or it's like you can
tell through you know, one man's trash,

737
01:03:28.840 --> 01:03:35.119
how that man lives or died and
died. Sure there isn't the garbage.

738
01:03:35.599 --> 01:03:38.239
Yeah, which actually thank you for
bringing them back up. Okay,

739
01:03:38.400 --> 01:03:45.360
when you've got a population that dense
and you have a problem sanitation, disease

740
01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:50.960
can rip through. And I I
mean, just as a personal theory,

741
01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:57.679
perhaps some of those those mass graves
aren't religious in nature. Maybe those maybe

742
01:03:58.360 --> 01:04:00.559
there was a quarantine. There was
there was a plague, and if a

743
01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:04.159
person is just really sick, they're
like, well you're already done zo and

744
01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:08.119
then the pit you go. I
like that. I like that. I

745
01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:11.039
was thinking, that's what I thought
when I was looking at that, because

746
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:15.760
there's um it, because not everyone
was like that. It was just an

747
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:24.079
occasional person. And religious sacrifices are
very by their nature, very ritualized things.

748
01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:27.519
There's not a lot of well you
know, you know, so I

749
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:30.440
missed, you know, And so
that makes me think that it was done

750
01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:36.199
in a hurry. To me,
that says quarantine, plague, just trying

751
01:04:36.239 --> 01:04:40.719
to just trying to cope with a
large body count from an outbreak. That's

752
01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:45.639
that's really good. I like that, um and the small the small number

753
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:51.519
compared to the whole of the civilization
there with there being around forty or so

754
01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:57.320
in that one pit, but forty
or so people some alive, somebody that

755
01:04:57.480 --> 01:05:01.880
like, that makes sense for a
small outbreak that they want to keep under

756
01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:09.440
control, you know. But that
also one one more thing could be social

757
01:05:09.519 --> 01:05:14.760
unrest. M yep, class warfare. Since you have such a delineation of

758
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:19.880
rich and poor. Um, and
the rich guy has here in me Obama,

759
01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:24.360
the house getting what I'm putting down. You're smelling what I'm selling,

760
01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:29.719
buddy, you're scooping what I'm pooping. Uh. The richest guy in town

761
01:05:29.840 --> 01:05:33.119
has the house on top of that
hill where everybody can see him. Yeah,

762
01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:38.039
just sitting there on the other side
is a walled economic barrier, right.

763
01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:41.559
Yeah, that's that's one of the
reasons. I think maybe the wall

764
01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:47.800
was there because there aren't that many
signs of militaristic skirmishes yea or or or

765
01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:53.320
you know a society that had a
lot of military So the thought is that

766
01:05:53.400 --> 01:06:01.679
the wall was more for keeping out
the uncleaning, and um, I just

767
01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:09.320
had the thought that maybe the pit
could be revolutionaries. Yeah, so you

768
01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:14.800
know, people that we're misbehaving,
weren't weren't listening to the man had to

769
01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:18.840
put them down, you go.
So anyways, ultimately we don't know yet.

770
01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:23.840
Yeah yet being the operitive word though, because it is protected, they're

771
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:26.880
still working on It's a big place. Yeah, and there's just a lot

772
01:06:26.920 --> 01:06:30.559
of interesting things to find. Yeah, um, very very few people working

773
01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:34.920
on it, but but very good
and smart people that are that are in

774
01:06:35.000 --> 01:06:40.000
on it and trying to find out. Um, if only they could get

775
01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:45.239
more money, right, exactly more
fun and for skeleton digging less fun and

776
01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:48.880
for missile launching. I wouldn't live
in the military holds of bake sale and

777
01:06:49.079 --> 01:06:54.159
archaeologists get all the boody. I
went, I went drones that find Danna,

778
01:06:56.719 --> 01:07:00.760
I went mound buster missiles. I
want to make impre vised explosive discoveries,

779
01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:10.199
so that there you go. That's
that's what we got with Kahokia.

780
01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:15.519
Cahokia, you know, earthen nutshell, probably with the skeleton inside. Yea,

781
01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:20.840
yeah, and the only oh you
know what what quick? Sorry,

782
01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:26.239
I was just about to sully sag. I almost forgot. That made me

783
01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:29.719
pinch off a seg. Guys,
you just hold burns, it burns.

784
01:07:29.760 --> 01:07:32.599
Hurry, hurry, Turtslin. The
mound, monks mound, the mound in

785
01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:38.039
the Monks in the middle, the
monks mound Mouth, Monks Mound in the

786
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:44.760
middle. Mouse. It likes the
little Betty sidewalk. It looks like what

787
01:07:45.000 --> 01:07:49.320
from the work they've done on it
looks like it has been built up over

788
01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:53.599
over many years. And by that
I mean it started out, you know,

789
01:07:53.639 --> 01:07:56.719
one size, then they added a
layer to it, and then they

790
01:07:56.719 --> 01:08:01.000
added And the thought about that is
that, um, they may bury the

791
01:08:02.039 --> 01:08:09.679
living quarters or temple where the chief
lives, and then when he dies,

792
01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:16.680
they bury it and and everything is
covered over and they built upon so uh

793
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:21.199
so this thing's gotten built up this
high because that's been you know, the

794
01:08:21.720 --> 01:08:26.880
place to live and die. I
do think it'd be over, you know,

795
01:08:28.039 --> 01:08:30.079
six hundred years, seven hundred years, you'd think it'd be taller.

796
01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:35.159
I assume the life expectancy was still
like in the forties. Um, yeah,

797
01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:38.960
yeah, I mean I don't I
man, I don't know true that

798
01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:42.560
it's it's true, but I mean, what doesn't help that is is this

799
01:08:42.680 --> 01:08:45.560
mound seventy two because they think that
the dude that was buried on the falcon

800
01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:50.439
shells was somebody of importance and maybe
a chief or something. Oh well,

801
01:08:50.520 --> 01:08:55.760
yeah, I mean they gave him. He's the birdman. Birdman anyway,

802
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.359
That's that's what I wanted to throw
out there. They build on top of

803
01:08:58.399 --> 01:09:03.159
mounds, even even Mounds seventy two
was smaller mounds or smaller burial things that

804
01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:09.079
they then covered all over and made
one big mound out of. So I

805
01:09:09.079 --> 01:09:13.520
would like a new facade of dirt
on that mound, and I want it

806
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:17.159
done in two hundred years. So
there there, there's your nutshell. Um,

807
01:09:17.199 --> 01:09:20.479
Well, then then I guess if
that's that, then now's puns.

808
01:09:20.760 --> 01:09:25.319
How's that? That's what happens when
you pinch off a seg. I would

809
01:09:25.359 --> 01:09:28.439
have expected it to be a little
more explosive, but no, no,

810
01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:32.840
it just hurts you. I mean, these these are coming straight up the

811
01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:39.039
river here. Trade you trade you
a fine quality chirt pun? Nice?

812
01:09:39.199 --> 01:09:41.840
Oh yeah, we definitely are gonna
have some chirt punds. Who am I

813
01:09:41.920 --> 01:09:45.960
going first? Are you you go
go? I have You're gonna like this?

814
01:09:47.119 --> 01:09:54.439
It's very nice it's a type of
pre Columbian drinking cup for for your

815
01:09:54.520 --> 01:09:59.840
kids. UM is mostly found in
that area, in the Cohokia area,

816
01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:08.439
and around about that time of the
civilization, they're Mississippi cups. Uh adorable.

817
01:10:09.880 --> 01:10:14.520
Um. You know, there's a
Sierra Software. It's back in business

818
01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:18.199
and better than ever. They're making
a new video game. UM. And

819
01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:26.960
it's it's about power, influence,
UM, trading, mercantileism um. You

820
01:10:26.960 --> 01:10:30.199
know, and it's it's about you
know, it's from their Tycoon series.

821
01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:32.439
Okay, but they've also enjoyed,
you know, a lot of success with

822
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:38.399
the ancient Empires, and it's so
they're really excited to release Churt Tycoon.

823
01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:43.920
You got your you got your chiselers, your flinters, your nappers, your

824
01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:53.960
long haul church truckers, build your
church empire now with the most complete map.

825
01:10:54.039 --> 01:11:00.840
But it's North America minus Mexico.
That's right, Oh pure What does

826
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:08.239
may and say? The price of
Churt's going up? Chert Tycoon shirt Tycoon?

827
01:11:08.720 --> 01:11:12.399
All right, um now from Windows
ninety five. All right, I

828
01:11:12.520 --> 01:11:15.439
got one more here. This is
a pudding shop, oh Jesus, where

829
01:11:15.479 --> 01:11:24.680
you get mounds of gross pudding.
It's tapioca Hokia. Jesus, I like

830
01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:30.399
tapioca pudding. Oh so shut up, all right, I've got one,

831
01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:32.319
and I already tipped my hand a
little bit earlier to it. But I'm

832
01:11:32.359 --> 01:11:36.239
still in love with it. It's
a it's just churt Tycoon again. It's

833
01:11:36.359 --> 01:11:42.880
churt Tycoon. It's chirt Tycoon too, Churt harder. Um. No,

834
01:11:43.079 --> 01:11:48.600
it's a it's a telecommunications device.
It's a phone that um can last you

835
01:11:48.640 --> 01:11:56.279
know, six seven hundred years if
you wanted to. It's it's a conocchia.

836
01:11:57.800 --> 01:12:00.319
Oh I hear that people can die
if they're buried under them. It's

837
01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:06.880
right, So then then them's puns. Them's puns. Sure are boy?

838
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:12.359
We really have a mound sitting over
here? We do? We keep like

839
01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:15.720
not talking about it, passing by
it. It's just so huge. It's

840
01:12:16.279 --> 01:12:20.560
you know what, Flora, It's
time to excavate, really, yeah,

841
01:12:20.600 --> 01:12:25.199
because I was really hoping to,
you know, just throw it away or

842
01:12:25.399 --> 01:12:28.319
Nope, we don't have that option. Vacuum over it. For science,

843
01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:42.680
we have to excavate this entire amount
of listener. The children are happy.

844
01:12:42.880 --> 01:12:45.239
Yeah, they're gonna get filled trips
galoa this man. Yeah, their kids

845
01:12:45.239 --> 01:12:48.960
are into it. I'm gonna kick
this I'm gonna kick this thing off white

846
01:12:49.000 --> 01:12:53.920
hot. Okay, uh, first
letter from a listener, new listener,

847
01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:56.800
well maybe not a new you know
what I mean. That's kind of awkward.

848
01:12:56.800 --> 01:13:00.640
I don't know how long it's but
first email, yeah, from the

849
01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:05.159
Bitter Cajun. Oh, bitter Cajun. I could have been the biggest cage

850
01:13:05.159 --> 01:13:09.039
and I could have been the biggest
cage, but I wasn't willing to play

851
01:13:09.079 --> 01:13:14.680
that politics. Bitter Cage. No, No, I'm goy doesn't want to

852
01:13:14.760 --> 01:13:19.199
rustle me. Bitter Cajuns us.
I'm actually surprised. Well, I mean

853
01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:25.640
so far. I'm not surprised because
it is bitter Cajun. So I'm interested

854
01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:30.199
to see what bitter Cajun has to
say. And are they bitter at us?

855
01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:36.560
No, not a bit. Even
with all the horrible null, the

856
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:41.479
snicker bars and Vienna sausages were fine. We're okay. I'll still got mustling

857
01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:45.600
them. Yeah, yeah. No. He started with the twenty fourteen Misscrypted

858
01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:51.039
episodes and says you couldn't think of
a better way to join the blurryedom new

859
01:13:51.079 --> 01:14:00.760
phrase will be using again. So
he hasn't had the full effect of the

860
01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:04.399
bitter part comes out. That's right. While he absolutely loves the podcast,

861
01:14:04.479 --> 01:14:08.359
his co workers may not be so
much because he already had the act,

862
01:14:08.479 --> 01:14:13.800
the habit of slipping into accents occasionally
which we cannot possibly be helping him,

863
01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:17.800
probably going to exacerbate that. But
he kicks in with he's got some dream

864
01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:21.439
stories. Oh cool. Um,
So when he was younger, he used

865
01:14:21.439 --> 01:14:27.279
to sleepwalk and his parents found him
one night just out in the middle of

866
01:14:27.319 --> 01:14:31.680
the backyard without the bayou, in
the middle of the night, and in

867
01:14:32.199 --> 01:14:36.680
his mind he was he dreamt that
he was talking to a little fairies or

868
01:14:36.760 --> 01:14:42.079
sprites. Wow. And even two
human sized no no name, no sning

869
01:14:42.159 --> 01:14:49.840
a ball. U saw two human
sized seely sheet Wow. And to this

870
01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:53.520
day kind of has a hard time
remembering was that a dream? Did that

871
01:14:53.600 --> 01:14:58.479
really happen? That kind of thing? Um? Also, uh used to

872
01:14:58.520 --> 01:15:02.119
be was married in a wick and
now divorced and not a wicked, nonpracticing

873
01:15:02.119 --> 01:15:05.760
wicked. Okay, Um, he's
a dude, but I'm gonna go ahead

874
01:15:05.760 --> 01:15:10.800
and call it hot wicked, Oh
Colin hot wicken. Sure he's a good

875
01:15:10.800 --> 01:15:15.840
looking Sure, he's a good looking
dude. Very interesting. Why I assume

876
01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:20.439
anything else. I mean again,
I'm on pins and needles to see what's

877
01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:24.720
going to happen when he goes through
our back cattle of Oh no, he's

878
01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:30.680
he's cool, he's down with it. But he actually had a dream that

879
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:32.920
he was he had an uncle who
was battling lung cancer but it went into

880
01:15:32.960 --> 01:15:39.239
remission. He had a dream that
he went to Avalon with the goddess and

881
01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:43.439
was just really upset in the dream, shouting it wasn't fair that his uncle,

882
01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:46.640
you know, had children everything,
and and the goddess was like,

883
01:15:46.840 --> 01:15:49.319
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can
do. I don't have any miracles to

884
01:15:49.319 --> 01:15:54.159
give you, and and that she
just had to accept that this was this

885
01:15:54.239 --> 01:15:58.000
was the time for him, and
uh. And it gave him a real

886
01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:00.600
sense of peace about it, like
he kind of worked through it in that

887
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:04.039
dream. And it turns out that
a week later his mother called and the

888
01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:08.680
cancer was back, and it was
and it was worse than ever, and

889
01:16:09.319 --> 01:16:13.319
um and so and he did he
ended up passing from it, unfortunately,

890
01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:16.359
and um. But this dream that
he had allowed him to have a real

891
01:16:16.439 --> 01:16:21.039
sense of peace and calm about the
entire process that he wouldn't have had otherwise.

892
01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:25.359
So I think that's I think that's
really great. I think it's I

893
01:16:25.359 --> 01:16:28.920
think it's amazing when you you can
have something like that that gives you that,

894
01:16:28.960 --> 01:16:30.920
and I think people have very rarely, but you get those those rare

895
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:35.960
dreams that that feeling from it really
stays with you and it kind of changes

896
01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:39.840
something in you, and you really
you get to you incorporate that into your

897
01:16:39.840 --> 01:16:42.960
life, as to pose the other
way around, it's always your life intruding

898
01:16:42.960 --> 01:16:46.119
on your dreams, and it's it's
it's a nice thing when when something like

899
01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:51.399
that, that that feeling of peace
or calmness can can stay with you afterwards.

900
01:16:51.600 --> 01:17:00.159
Yeah. I feel like I've heard
other stories where the Goddess come to

901
01:17:00.279 --> 01:17:03.399
people in dreams, you know,
talks to them, is a guiding or

902
01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:08.680
or a source of wisdom. Yeah, And I you got to wonder if

903
01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:15.800
that's if it's different for different believers. Yeah. Well, in his story,

904
01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:20.880
because his family was told by a
kind of a Southern Baptist group that

905
01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:25.079
oh, no, God's gonna heal
the cancer, It's all gonna go away,

906
01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:28.199
Everything's gonna be fine. And in
his mind, he's like, but

907
01:17:28.319 --> 01:17:31.079
I know it's not because I had
my dream and I know how this is

908
01:17:31.119 --> 01:17:33.520
going to turn out, and it
was kind of a hard point for him

909
01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:36.800
to be like, rum, yeah, and that does change a lot.

910
01:17:38.880 --> 01:17:45.159
And unless you think his entire dreaming
history is either child endangerment or sad premonitions,

911
01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:49.279
the bitterccasion knows how to rock.
And in this last dream that he

912
01:17:49.359 --> 01:17:55.199
shared with us, it's a bitch
and ass car Chase born identity kind of

913
01:17:56.119 --> 01:18:00.560
just tear assing around a city and
being awesome being pursued by people, and

914
01:18:00.840 --> 01:18:03.920
once again the Goddess appeared to him. But in this dream things got a

915
01:18:03.920 --> 01:18:15.840
bit more shall we say interesting?
Oh better, CAGN head off the crowd

916
01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:23.119
just passing that dream and finally leaves
us with some very elegantly crafted puntery.

917
01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:27.560
Oh excellent, and says, never
stop the puns. Oh okay, so

918
01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:33.079
duly noted, but the CAGN tells
you you do it. The wrestling Cryptids

919
01:18:33.079 --> 01:18:36.239
are his favorite so far, and
he was said to hear us leave out

920
01:18:36.279 --> 01:18:44.760
the individual who runs the wrestling Cryptid
world, mister mcmanticore. Yeah, that's

921
01:18:44.800 --> 01:18:47.760
really awesome. Also, he can
never forget the epic feud between the most

922
01:18:47.760 --> 01:18:58.319
electrifying bird encrypted Entertainment, the rock
roc in his arch rival h sin bad

923
01:18:58.359 --> 01:19:03.000
News Barrett. Really, well done
wrestling. It's awesome. That's awesome.

924
01:19:03.039 --> 01:19:05.880
So welcome on board. Thank you
so much for your letter of mister bitter

925
01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:10.119
Cages. Thank you, thank you. Hope, I hope you don't get

926
01:19:10.439 --> 01:19:14.039
more bitter through the back catalog again, but thank You'd be all right?

927
01:19:14.560 --> 01:19:16.840
You give my complex about it.
It's like, what aren't they telling me?

928
01:19:17.159 --> 01:19:21.119
I guess if you're if you're into
the wrestling puns, I think I

929
01:19:21.159 --> 01:19:24.560
think we'll be all right though.
Yeah, you're gonna do just fine here,

930
01:19:24.560 --> 01:19:30.840
Flora, what do you got heard
from a listener called Luna? Oh?

931
01:19:30.880 --> 01:19:33.960
How about that? Luna writes in
to say that they're so happy that

932
01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:38.920
they found the podcast, and and
we are too. We are very happy

933
01:19:38.960 --> 01:19:43.399
that you found on our podcast.
We like to hide it sometimes, but

934
01:19:43.640 --> 01:19:45.560
you know, it's okay. Said. They used to be a fan of

935
01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:50.840
out There Radio, which I used
to listen to back in the day before

936
01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:57.720
they stopped. Um that in Mysterious
Universe were a couple of things that kind

937
01:19:57.720 --> 01:20:00.319
of pushed me over the edge for
wanting to do a podcast, asked,

938
01:20:00.439 --> 01:20:03.159
Oh, yeah, the boys from
the University of Georgia. There they I

939
01:20:03.199 --> 01:20:09.319
think you can still find that on
online, uh iTunes, I think,

940
01:20:09.439 --> 01:20:15.199
but out there radio it's it was
a fun uh fun one. So um,

941
01:20:15.319 --> 01:20:18.680
and Luna says, thanks for existing. I guess, hey, so

942
01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:24.039
we're happy to Yeah, and as
you know got in my witness, I

943
01:20:24.079 --> 01:20:28.800
shall continue too. That's right,
thanks Luna, Thanks for writing in Luda.

944
01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:32.600
You know what me? Yeah,
yeah, what I could have cured

945
01:20:32.640 --> 01:20:40.680
scurvy really for hundreds of years,
but I said nothing. Why Because I'm

946
01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:47.159
a dog lemon mother. I kept
my mouth shut and I just watched their

947
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:53.000
gums puff up. But if it
weren't for you, we wouldn't have that

948
01:20:53.039 --> 01:20:59.479
Revolutionary War memorial in DC. Oh, he's true patriot. Hello dog Lemon

949
01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:04.239
Uh our lemon hits us up with
some really important information. I'm sure it's

950
01:21:04.239 --> 01:21:06.720
not going to be upon at any
point. Oh, don't think that's going

951
01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:12.640
to happen. I get scared sometimes
when I start reading is well you should

952
01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:16.880
uh really really enjoyed the Pharaoh's episode, But did you know that the King

953
01:21:17.000 --> 01:21:20.960
Tut's curse was a little more involved
than what Yeah, that's true. The

954
01:21:21.279 --> 01:21:25.840
reason only some of the original team
were struck down was that it wasn't breaking

955
01:21:25.840 --> 01:21:30.720
the seal that brought on the curse, but rather entering the tomb's innermost sanctum.

956
01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:33.199
The curse only afflicted those who entered
the chamber that held the pharaoh's most

957
01:21:33.199 --> 01:21:39.239
precious plunder in canopic containers. More
properly, it was the curse of the

958
01:21:39.319 --> 01:21:48.159
Luton Jar room. And he adds
the ox. Guys, that was a

959
01:21:48.199 --> 01:21:54.000
really well played dark Levin. Thank
you. We've done man. Yeah,

960
01:21:54.319 --> 01:22:00.800
kinomic jars. Wow, they get
you. We heard from listener Sean Hello,

961
01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:04.039
Sean Hello, Sean. Sean says, make T shirts so I can

962
01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:08.560
buy one. It's a really good
idea. It's a really good idea.

963
01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:11.840
We're working on it, Sean.
Yeah, you know, we we have

964
01:22:12.039 --> 01:22:14.520
a lot of discussions about this.
We've got some cool artwork, we've got

965
01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:17.600
some stuff on deck, and now
we it's it's just the boringest part like

966
01:22:18.399 --> 01:22:20.640
it. Do we get the shirts? So do we ship the shirts?

967
01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:26.279
So we're working on it soon soon
and so soon, soon soon. We

968
01:22:26.319 --> 01:22:34.840
don't want to deny anyone the opportunity
to buy Okay, yeah, um got

969
01:22:34.880 --> 01:22:42.079
an email from disturbed. Disturbed,
where are you being well? I mean,

970
01:22:42.520 --> 01:22:45.600
don't ask it's disturbing don't. You
don't even want to know the answers.

971
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:48.239
If Disturbed wants to tell you that
you're gonna get disturbed, and then

972
01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:53.079
we've got to find like new ways
to spell disturbed. Disturbs already had to

973
01:22:53.159 --> 01:22:57.359
use a yan. This is how
far this has already gotten. Knock it

974
01:22:57.359 --> 01:23:02.880
off, Flora, don't tell me
what to do. And Disturbed, unfortunately,

975
01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:09.920
is indicting us for crimes against podcast
ham humanity, and we're going to

976
01:23:10.000 --> 01:23:13.279
have to go to the penalty box. According to Disturbed. Oh really,

977
01:23:14.039 --> 01:23:16.800
now, I haven't even read the
charges yet, so they are as follows.

978
01:23:16.800 --> 01:23:20.800
Okay, I really hate to do
this, but I have to call

979
01:23:20.800 --> 01:23:25.880
out on a penalty box. In
the Pharaoll's Curse episode where we talked about

980
01:23:25.920 --> 01:23:30.079
the the cobra symbol on kings head
dress, can I get some forehead cober

981
01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:32.800
going right now? Flaura? Oh? You well, I don't know if

982
01:23:32.800 --> 01:23:40.000
he's Oh, it's just cruel to
laugh at a thing you can't see,

983
01:23:40.119 --> 01:23:46.800
but it's great. The truth is
that the cobra symbol the urus, was

984
01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:51.039
a symbol of royalty and sovereignty of
ancient Egypt, particularly the Upper Kingdom.

985
01:23:51.159 --> 01:23:58.199
Later when the Pharaohs took over the
Lower Kingdom and adapted the added neckabet the

986
01:23:58.319 --> 01:24:00.680
vulture symbol which had a similar meaning
in the Lower Kingdom as the cobra and

987
01:24:00.760 --> 01:24:04.960
the Northern king. Tut's headdress had
both of these symbols, which I assumed

988
01:24:05.000 --> 01:24:10.359
then meaning you know, he's covering
the north and south side, right,

989
01:24:10.840 --> 01:24:15.840
But I mean which I'm sure it's
true. Our research was pretty clear,

990
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:19.800
like the sources that we saw,
and granted I'm no Egyptologist, but our

991
01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:24.359
research said that it was a protection
symbol. So yeah, that's what that's

992
01:24:24.359 --> 01:24:28.159
what I found. Flora, what
do you got? Well, that's correct.

993
01:24:28.840 --> 01:24:31.279
First of all, that that is
correct. And while we didn't say

994
01:24:31.279 --> 01:24:36.279
it wasn't it didn't symbolize that.
We did say it was a symbol of

995
01:24:36.319 --> 01:24:43.239
protection. It is if you look
into the what it where it came from,

996
01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:46.359
which was the goddess Watjet it is
man and once you get once you

997
01:24:46.399 --> 01:24:50.479
get Flora busting out and wadget,
you know you're in trouble it. Watch

998
01:24:50.520 --> 01:24:57.000
yourself disturbed, watch yourself. It
is also a it's a symbol of protection

999
01:24:57.279 --> 01:25:01.039
that's embodied in that goddess. In
the raising up of the cobra, the

1000
01:25:01.079 --> 01:25:08.119
cobra is it's a raised head cobra
that signifies it's an icon of the protection

1001
01:25:08.279 --> 01:25:13.039
of wat Jet. It just also
happens to be yes, the symbol for

1002
01:25:13.199 --> 01:25:16.359
well gavel gavel case dismissed. We
were able to back it up. But

1003
01:25:16.479 --> 01:25:20.600
thank you disturbed, and and I
that you should always call us out on

1004
01:25:20.800 --> 01:25:26.159
our bullshit. Yeah, I think
in this case, Yeah, it's just

1005
01:25:26.800 --> 01:25:30.439
a case of of not saying the
whole the whole thing. Yeah, all

1006
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:34.319
right, well, thank you disturbed, not not I anyway, I we

1007
01:25:34.319 --> 01:25:38.880
we really lawyered our way for that
one. But I like lawyering. It's

1008
01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:42.319
fun to do. But yeah,
what else we got on this this hit

1009
01:25:42.399 --> 01:25:46.880
parade? Until you see and this
is why they follow through is such a

1010
01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:51.640
deportant part of the bad minton game. Is he followed through after you hit

1011
01:25:51.680 --> 01:25:56.520
the shuttle cack is is such an
important part. I mean, I only

1012
01:25:56.600 --> 01:26:02.199
wish Don Lucas to show you because
his form is what can't you see I'm

1013
01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:10.359
teaching the children the hacienda badaminton.
He's in a no importante message for you.

1014
01:26:10.560 --> 01:26:17.800
What could be so importante? Okay, hello boys, sorry for my

1015
01:26:17.920 --> 01:26:23.840
absence. Children, shut your thirteen
mouths. This is a letter from town

1016
01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:28.880
Loop. I must read it and
hear his voice. I just got back

1017
01:26:28.960 --> 01:26:32.800
from doing a month of archaeology in
Belize. Marco, I said, shot

1018
01:26:32.880 --> 01:26:43.359
it, and I've spent a couple
of weeks, a couple of weeks catching

1019
01:26:43.479 --> 01:26:46.520
up. I hope that Marco is
not giving you too much trouble. Oh

1020
01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:51.680
look, it is so smart,
Marco, He's aren't doing you. Did

1021
01:26:51.680 --> 01:27:00.119
you know that the gentleman pirate continued
his career in bandatre after his unsuccessful to

1022
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:06.000
Go endeavors. He teamed up with
a handsome fellow and rubbed the banks.

1023
01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:14.840
They call themselves stead the bonnet in
Clyde. It's like bunnying Clyde. I

1024
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:21.479
have no historical reason to understand.
A new tea product from Pass was released

1025
01:27:21.520 --> 01:27:29.439
with the collaboration of a well known
Mexican fast food restaurant, Your Sister Alone,

1026
01:27:29.880 --> 01:27:33.840
although no one has been able to
actually find the lost restaurant of Taco

1027
01:27:33.960 --> 01:27:41.960
Bell Doorado. If it's generally accepted
that in these lands one can find the

1028
01:27:42.279 --> 01:27:46.880
new pepsi product which is said to
come and hear one's self, should they

1029
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:54.199
concentrate on it for long enough.
This product, of course is crystal dark,

1030
01:27:54.279 --> 01:28:00.239
geling the this is so glad Marco. Time out. Now that's it.

1031
01:28:00.399 --> 01:28:05.640
I have no more patience. Did
you know that Egar Allan Poe would

1032
01:28:06.359 --> 01:28:14.920
gather his own ratings. He would
make several Poe Boys sandwiches, decorate rooms

1033
01:28:14.960 --> 01:28:33.119
with poses, and advertise all around
town with postcards. An unusually strong crustacean

1034
01:28:33.239 --> 01:28:40.039
that was born with a hammer in
his hand. Pron Hinry, a well

1035
01:28:40.119 --> 01:28:45.239
known Alto culturalist who sold out to
an iced tea company. Johnny Snapple Seed.

1036
01:28:46.279 --> 01:28:49.520
Oh don't look, you have so
many puns. I feel like I

1037
01:28:49.520 --> 01:28:54.960
should save something later, but I
cannot tell me more. A sung by

1038
01:28:55.119 --> 01:29:01.960
Tom Jones about a Wild West showwoman
Bambalama, the Jane shout out to Lad

1039
01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:11.039
Benny and the DJ and regarding the
Curse of the Mummy, it is well

1040
01:29:11.079 --> 01:29:16.840
known that poisonous guesses are a huge
hazard to archaeologists, not in the least

1041
01:29:16.880 --> 01:29:24.680
to one. Howard Farter had is
a joke of flatulence, and I enjoy

1042
01:29:24.760 --> 01:29:28.760
it. And finally, Marco,
what did I say? The timeout was

1043
01:29:28.800 --> 01:29:30.800
over? No, No, don't
look at me like that, Marco.

1044
01:29:31.039 --> 01:29:39.039
A product pitch has the Sahara Desert
left you high and dry. Try Lord

1045
01:29:39.079 --> 01:29:53.439
Cornaveran's anti malarial gin and tonic guaranteed
to quench the thirst of the mummies once

1046
01:29:53.479 --> 01:29:57.520
again. I must carefully fold this
and put it into the bundle of letters,

1047
01:29:57.520 --> 01:30:00.479
and don't look under my bed,
held together with a ribbon with he

1048
01:30:00.680 --> 01:30:08.439
sent upon it. I miss you, Marco everything I shouldn't miss you.

1049
01:30:08.520 --> 01:30:15.880
Donok, Marco's a little prick.
Wow, welcome Don Marco. It's a

1050
01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:19.199
place with rules, Marco, and
rules you need to follow. Oh.

1051
01:30:19.239 --> 01:30:21.880
Man, well, I've got a
great letter here from the forty in mind.

1052
01:30:23.079 --> 01:30:26.640
Oh and man, I hope you're
ready for this because it's righteous.

1053
01:30:27.439 --> 01:30:30.279
Uh forty and Ryan writes us,
I doat love your show, gentlemen,

1054
01:30:30.359 --> 01:30:36.079
and wouldn't pass it up given the
chance. Oh yes, Uh just recently

1055
01:30:36.079 --> 01:30:44.039
started listening and has already inhaled the
entire back catalog and has had to open

1056
01:30:44.159 --> 01:30:47.439
up the grimmery from the shelves and
blow the dust off its leathery covering,

1057
01:30:47.479 --> 01:30:53.680
cast a spell to spin and spun
to the internet. Gods. Uh,

1058
01:30:53.920 --> 01:30:57.399
we've got we've got some puns coming
our way. Oh yeah, lock it

1059
01:30:57.439 --> 01:31:00.640
down. A little know in fact
about the fulk hero Paul Bunnying is that.

1060
01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:06.720
He had a younger brother who was
also a lumberjack, Ronnie Ronnie Bunny.

1061
01:31:09.840 --> 01:31:14.119
He really rebelled against it. He
wore leather jackets and smoke cigarettes planted

1062
01:31:14.159 --> 01:31:18.000
trees. Although not as large as
his older brother, he was still talked

1063
01:31:18.680 --> 01:31:23.439
talked about by people of the day
due to his sharp black suit that he

1064
01:31:23.439 --> 01:31:28.560
wore Walston the oh I love where
this is going. I'm already invest now

1065
01:31:28.680 --> 01:31:31.920
people. He was still talked about
people of the day due to his sharp

1066
01:31:32.000 --> 01:31:35.319
black suit that he wore walst in
the forest, using his long, skinny

1067
01:31:35.399 --> 01:31:41.439
arms to chop down trees. He
was known as the Timberman. Oh oh,

1068
01:31:41.560 --> 01:31:46.800
that stock just couldn't get any higher. Off the coast of Nova Scotia

1069
01:31:46.880 --> 01:31:53.479
lies two more islands known for their
indulgence in illegal substances on both sides of

1070
01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:59.840
the psychoactive substance spectrum. You can
visit Toke Island and enjoy and enjoy joy

1071
01:32:00.039 --> 01:32:02.520
full laughter on the beach, or
if in danger of Europe is more your

1072
01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:05.800
thing, head over to Coke Island, but keep in mind that most who

1073
01:32:05.800 --> 01:32:15.960
have set foot on its stores and
never get offune. That was a really

1074
01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:23.640
good what is that called like a
snort sounds like a snort battle cry.

1075
01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:30.000
I love those. And finally,
nestled in a hidden location somewhere in England

1076
01:32:30.079 --> 01:32:33.079
lies the burial place of a family
that has long eluded discovery by authorities.

1077
01:32:36.920 --> 01:32:41.439
This is only fitting as in life
they evaded capture, although they were known

1078
01:32:41.479 --> 01:32:45.039
to hand out slaps to there would
be captors. The sacred place of rest

1079
01:32:45.159 --> 01:32:57.800
is known as the Valley of the
Springs spring heel Jack slab oh Man well

1080
01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:03.359
played forty in mind thang you nicely
done. So thank you everybody once again,

1081
01:33:03.840 --> 01:33:08.439
thank you, thank you so much
for writing in do not stop and

1082
01:33:08.600 --> 01:33:12.960
uh couldn't help. But notice didn't
see any mundane superpowers in this little batch

1083
01:33:13.000 --> 01:33:15.680
here, So you know what I'll
tell you, um, because we we

1084
01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:20.119
got another explosion and and then you
took off for Iowa. So we do

1085
01:33:20.239 --> 01:33:24.720
have a backlog. I think there
are some in there, delicious, There

1086
01:33:24.720 --> 01:33:28.479
are some in there. There.
There are others puns there. There are

1087
01:33:28.560 --> 01:33:34.560
missives and um messages, nice nicely
crafted novellas in there that we are going

1088
01:33:34.640 --> 01:33:40.119
to get to love it um,
either supplemental or another episode. You'll you'll

1089
01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:42.439
hear yourself. No, you're gonna
get it. You'll get what's going to

1090
01:33:42.560 --> 01:33:45.239
happen. You know what to do. You know that, you know the

1091
01:33:45.600 --> 01:33:51.439
deal. iTunes is good for us. If thanks, it says the song

1092
01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:58.600
for thanks, everybody who's rated us
and reviewed us recently, that's very kind

1093
01:33:58.640 --> 01:34:00.640
of you, and we're very much. It makes me feel good. Sometimes

1094
01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:04.199
I don't often because it makes me
feel awkward. But sometimes when I'm like,

1095
01:34:04.319 --> 01:34:06.800
man, I'm having a crappy day. I'm not joking. I read

1096
01:34:06.840 --> 01:34:12.039
the iTunes reviews and I'm like,
I'm not devoid of merit. It makes

1097
01:34:12.039 --> 01:34:15.800
me feel better. Go to Facebook
and like a page the year, and

1098
01:34:16.159 --> 01:34:21.680
go to stumble Upon and stumble all
upon it and go to Twitter. We're

1099
01:34:21.720 --> 01:34:27.760
on blurry underscore photos. Don't forget
the donate button. Don't we love it?

1100
01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:30.239
And we have we have a good
plans for it. Oh we do.

1101
01:34:30.319 --> 01:34:36.399
We do actually, which are tied
to merchandise that might might be hitting

1102
01:34:36.439 --> 01:34:43.720
up the website and sometimes if you're
if you're into this sauce, check out

1103
01:34:43.720 --> 01:34:48.680
Blastro podcast, which may may recently
feature an episode with the David's That's Right

1104
01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:54.159
with the Tori Beloordo having adventures in
time and space and talking about things we

1105
01:34:54.239 --> 01:34:59.279
like. Yeah, like us blastro
podcast. Check that one out. Uh

1106
01:34:59.479 --> 01:35:02.560
and and look forward to the near
future. We're gonna have a little more

1107
01:35:02.640 --> 01:35:08.439
a little more sauce on our end. We've got another another arrow in our

1108
01:35:08.520 --> 01:35:13.359
podcast quiver. We actually filled the
quiver up. We just need to shoot

1109
01:35:13.399 --> 01:35:15.680
them right now. Very true.
So we've got some fun stuff coming in

1110
01:35:15.680 --> 01:35:21.800
August with hdtri Belordo's adiot roommate Mark
Soloff coming up. That's gonna be fun.

1111
01:35:23.000 --> 01:35:25.000
Yeah, and that's gonna be kind
of a different format for us,

1112
01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:27.520
So look forward to that. Yeah, well we'll tell you about it when

1113
01:35:27.520 --> 01:35:30.800
it hits, but you know,
a little a little something extra for you

1114
01:35:30.880 --> 01:35:34.880
to Yeah, we're calling it Bulstone
U. And the plan is we're gonna

1115
01:35:35.000 --> 01:35:39.159
get with people that we like,
people that are funny and talented and we

1116
01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:44.399
enjoy them and just we're gonna talk
about things of interest. So I know

1117
01:35:44.439 --> 01:35:47.960
that we've I'm excited to talk about
time travel with Mark Soloff. Yeah.

1118
01:35:48.039 --> 01:35:54.720
Yeah, we plan on having friends
of the podcast, Mel Evans and Mark

1119
01:35:54.760 --> 01:35:59.479
Coom from an Hour with your Ex. We'll talk about something. We're gonna

1120
01:35:59.479 --> 01:36:03.439
just shoot the sh with our friends
and it's it's probably not going to be

1121
01:36:03.520 --> 01:36:06.840
very informational, but hopefully it'll be
fun. Yeah, you know, and

1122
01:36:06.880 --> 01:36:12.880
it's something that we can less less
you be concerned that we're abandoning our scholarly

1123
01:36:12.960 --> 01:36:15.840
pursuits. This is this is again, this is kind of like a sidesy

1124
01:36:15.880 --> 01:36:17.560
thing. It just seemed fun to
do. Yeah, we'll still do a

1125
01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:23.159
bunch of bullshit internet research and and
still keep doing our bullshit podcast, that's

1126
01:36:23.159 --> 01:36:26.920
all right, and do a bunch
of bullshit intros that you're like, when

1127
01:36:26.960 --> 01:36:31.399
is this going to be over?
Anyways, though, that's what's coming up.

1128
01:36:32.239 --> 01:36:39.560
I hope you're keeping on um Man
Summer. Summer's keeping on, that's

1129
01:36:39.640 --> 01:36:44.159
right. But but we're neither of
us are wearing a sweat absorbing headband,

1130
01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:46.119
so we have that to be very
thankful for. That's true. We have

1131
01:36:46.239 --> 01:36:55.079
managed to put the the studio in
a place that is climate controlled and below

1132
01:36:55.119 --> 01:36:58.720
the Earth's surface, in a bunker. It takes us a while to get

1133
01:36:58.720 --> 01:37:01.720
out of here, but totally worth
it. A lot of ladders. That's

1134
01:37:01.800 --> 01:37:06.960
that's why we haven't no no kilts
rule. There was a problem with the

1135
01:37:08.039 --> 01:37:11.359
ladder one day. Anyways, for
this episode of Blurry Photos, I have

1136
01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:15.319
been David Churt Flora, you son
of a bitch. I really was sure

1137
01:37:15.359 --> 01:37:19.560
that I put my stamp all over
Churt. You did. I just stole

1138
01:37:19.560 --> 01:37:23.800
it? No, no, no, dude, that's fine because I pre

1139
01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:27.880
stunted around it. I knew you
were gonna do it. I'm David extra

1140
01:37:28.119 --> 01:37:41.560
chunky stecco. Oh what a roll? Roll? Roll roll roll, roll,

1141
01:37:41.680 --> 01:38:21.199
roll roll roll? Can we lose
our chunky best day? Goolden target

1142
01:38:21.239 --> 01:38:25.840
mine, friend. I had just
the simplest of questions for you before you

1143
01:38:25.880 --> 01:38:30.159
go into the biblioteca. It's a
simple question, but I must have an

1144
01:38:30.159 --> 01:38:39.680
answer. What if I can't you
ins d d D? What if I

1145
01:38:39.800 --> 01:38:44.960
can't you ins du du don't?
This is the song that's v A sing.

1146
01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:56.640
What if I can't you du?
What if I spotify? What if

1147
01:38:56.680 --> 01:39:06.159
I spot if I dud? I
haven't your answered well,

