Good morning, learning morning people. You're listening to ninety seven Freak FM one.
This is a Frucus and Melay show. We will get you ready for
Christmas holiday with Steroid TC Live Weightlifting and Amos Bleach. I have run out
of material. Oh, Fracus, you get me every time. It's fun
to do bad thing. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning Fracus. We're
Fracas and Melea mornings here on the freaking Okay, Happy Friday, everyone,
Rain's coming. Gear up, Rain is on the way, they're telling us.
Boy in the fake Young Rodney Dangerfield is excited on Channel five. Are
you talking about Grant Johnston of NBC five. Yes, look out Arlington seven
forty six am. It's coming. You're gonna get wet Arlington, wetter than
you've ever been, like the northern part of the METROPLEXA. It's gonna catch
the most of this rain. It always happens that way. Kevoh does that
work like that? I don't know why is it always when there's tornado warnings
in effect, they always affect Wise County? Yeah? Wise County is a
love you know. I'm seeing that at ten am you could expect a one
hundred percent chance of rain. That is a bold, scorching hot prediction from
meteorologist in this town at a ten am. If it is not rainy at
ten am, I'm gonna be pissed and I will lose trust. This is
correct, trunks A. You won't believe the rain that's coming to Arlington.
Oh, why he'scunnie. They don't get any respect. He does look like
Rodney Dangerfield. You know he does. And when Rodney first started going on
Parson, Yeah, I mean he's got He didn't have like the crazy eye
that Rodney had. Right, Maybe he does actually literally just see a side
view, I really just see half of his face as they look at the
monitor to try to tell us what's going on with the weather. So ten
am, one hundred percent chance of rain. Don't you just make that ninety
percent just so you have a little bit of room. Yeah, and you
never see him in like five percent. It's remember like ninety five percent.
It's always in increments of ten. It's ah, do we need the rain?
Yeah? Of course we do? Right? Why not? I was
actually mowed my ard yesterday, which is the weird December middle of December yard
mow because my grass is growing now it didn't grow as and uh, I
was sitting just walking into my yard and going, man, that's a very
pretty unbalanced foundation. After a summer of them no water. It's like,
I'm not gonna fall in a hole. Here, my god. Do you
have the old fifties cylinder blade lawnmower that you just push? It feels like
it's a times it's really it's good enough. Though. I didn't have to
go buy a new one. It was a gift or it was a get
rid of from someone in the family. And my brother's like, I got
it. I got a new one. You can have my old one,
and it gets the job done for what I need to get done. Say,
hey, that's the big story today. It's gonna rain now, Danny
get it. I will say that in about fifteen now, about ten minutes
or so, we'll invite someone on the phone at two one four or eight
one seven seven, eight seven one ninety seven to one if they want a
triple header of college basketball tickets tomorrow. Only if you'll want that, call
in and we'll play a fun game of whire you up, Big Cowboys.
Bill's prediction today. But the thing I'm looking forward to most today is at
nine o'clock. It's the Mike Siroy performance review. Has he agreed to zoom
in? I don't know. I had, you mean, you don't know
a little correspondence with him last night, and I'll leave it at that.
So he's back. They went to the MAVs game, I think, really
well, I don't know if he did. I saw Christina had posted pictures
in the MAVs game. Unless she was posting old pictures from the MAVs game.
Is MAVs lost to t Wolves last night? The first half technical foul
for Luca again, we'll talk about that at seven. I think the refs
have it out for him, and I think they're trying to shut him up
by like, look, the first time you can plain technical and then you
gotta not be up our butt all night. I hate they're issuing the warning
very quickly, and the warning has escalated to a technical. I mean,
it's not a bad it's not a bad strategy. If you don't want to
deal with his jawing all night long. No, man, my god,
I was like, he can't, but he can't help it. It's going
to happen. I mean, I wonder if they're telling him that before the
game because he he's got pretty good like off court report with those guys.
I think he always has. Yeah, yeah, that'd be something if say,
look, Luca, the first time you get out of line, we're
gonna hit you because we don't want to hear it all night. Man.
Well, you know, there's a couple of things I can't believe. It's
a little bit of our sports segment will be about at seven today, But
Michael Parson's complaining about it NFL officiating and then Luca and the referee last NTNBA
game was interviewed and explained why he teed up Luca. I personally disagree with
it, but I totally understand it if I was the ref of why I
would do it. Because it's every night. So that's at seven, that's
a seven. This is your last show of the year, it is I'll
be back on jan two. Well, I mean you've only got two more,
y Yes, So what's the calendar look like here? January two is
a Is it Tuesday? I don't know, Yeah, I think so it's
a Tuesday. Yeah. New Year's Day is on the first. Yeah.
So we come back, all of us come back full strength to work a
four day work week. Hell yeah, hell yeah cocaine. The uh So,
Christmas Eve is Sunday, the twenty fourth. Correct The Cowboys play in
Miami at three twenty five on Christmas Eve. Wow, okay, Well it'd
be fun to just blow up any Christmas plans and just fly off to Miami
and watch the Cowboys and Dolphin. Is Mikey already going to be out there?
I don't know. I bet he goes. If he's out there for
to go see his mamma, I bet I bet he goes. Nobody finds
a way in anytime you or him are gone for a few days. I
always have like seven to ten questions for you, and loosely you can always
text me not quite a twelve pack. I'll answer any questions you have while
I'm on break. I'm not going anywhere. I don't like to bother people
too. Like you know, Kevin, you're my friend. You're not a
bother. It's not like my phone just goes dead for two weeks I don't
hear from anybody. We're more than coworkers, we're buds. I guess I've
been made to feel like I'm bothering everyone. By the way, people have
treated me my entire life. Well, you know what, they're just a
tired of me or annoying. Let me tell you something. We have this
discussion with Chris Jericho the other day when people when people come at you like
that, it's about them, not you. Yeah right. What they do
is they see the qualities in you that they're envious of. They wish that
they had your your your RAPEI or quick wit. They wish that they had
your work ethic. Yeah, you know. So what they do is they
try to tear you down and make you feel lesser than because somehow that that
serves them. It's a form of gas lighting. I guess, yeah,
it's it's you know what I'm it's gas lighting adjacent I guess like adjacent we
have it's six thirty some news that's like, uh, you know it's a
it's downer news, but it's you know, it's something you should listen to.
Uh so that's coming at six thirty. No, we have a fun
show today. Don't mean you're wrong, dude. Some wild stories in the
scuttle about at seven thirty. Man, I got a bunch of wild ass
stories for uh. We may have a little crossover which is fine because I've
got a big plate of Dingu's morning news stories and so and a shocking Christmas
joke. Yes, and you know you were giving me the stuff that didn't
that was left on the cutting room floor right before the show. And I
don't love it. I love it. He loves it, folks, including
the one about the very quiet house. So I want to hear that joke
done in Trump voice. It was the night before Christmas and all through the
house that a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. I should have
bought a carbon monoxide alarm because everyone's dead. Sleepy Joe, you never know
is he asleep? Where is he dead? Riding the sanctimonious dead? But
get ready to god, I don't know when it wants it. And we're
not gonna talk in depth about this at all, but gear up because the
next month it's on this where it it starts, and they're gonna hit you
with this over the Christmas holidays. No election stuff, Yes, Trump versus
Biden. The news is gonna start coming out and this is where it's just
it's gonna start up and the reality is about to set in with the world.
Haven't we spent enough time with both of these entities that the what do
they call it, like when it's late in the election year, the September
reveal or whatever it's called, when they have the big oh, five fun
facts you didn't know about Sleepy Joe, and don't we already know everything about
them? That nothing's gonna be shocking if it's if they try to report something
like that. I don't know that it's even like reports that will come out.
It's just about I think, because I do. You think there's a
big portion of America that's just ignorant to anything that's going on. There's a
ton of people who just avoid it. There's a ton of people that are
just numb to it, all numb to it, all of the above.
But the reality is we are getting a rematch of two eighty year olds and
that is going to be the story from January to November of next year.
Like it's gonna happen, and it's you're about to get hit over the head
with it over Christmas, I promise, just like you're getting hit over the
head with it now and you didn't ask for that, and I apologize.
I'm the most fired up for a Cowboys game I think I've been in twenty
years. Is it because you have no idea what to expect? Buffalo is
kind of like kind of fun to Yeah. First of all, yes,
coin toss game plus going to Buffalo something we never do, and then the
next week going to Miami something we never do. Fun though, yea.
And for me personally, there's gonna be three Cowboys games that happen. Well,
I am not here crazy. Yeah, it's always weird, and I
guess it was weirder when you and I were in the quote unquote sports talk
industry. We're the most important games of the year. You wouldn't be at
work on the next day. Yeah, right, and you're like, oh,
okay, like we'll come back from vacation and they'll play their final game
that that weekend, and then well and that game hasn't meant anything to them
in a long time, and might Week eight Team Mike this year. Yeah.
But and then you get if the playoffs and it's over real quick.
It's it's a lot to ask to expect or think that the Cowboys will went
out considering you know, their next two opponents, maybe three, But you
do have that hope. The way that Philadelphia has kind of been playing as
of late, that their Arizona will come late in the season, that they'll
get stung by a ding doll or a ding goo. Yeah it could,
and that ding dong could be Tommy DeVito, God of the Giants. Yeah,
that get That Italian family is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
They're all doing chefs kiss kissing each other on the cheek. I mean it's
the sopranos. Yeah, kind of cool. But they even had the priest
that Carmela was uh was banging. She's ever banged him? Well, it
was an intimate experience. She fancied. Yeah, the priest, She fancied
the priest. Folk show. He was staying late, like all day.
They were watching movies and eating popcorn and stuffing yoga weird stretches in the living
and meditating really, but meditating and yoga one of the same. To me.
It's just me. Okay, let's do this two one four eight one
seven seven eight seven one seven one Did anyone call in JJ? Does anyone
want a triple header college basketball tickets tomorrow? I got him for you.
Texas Tech TCU UTA, they're all playing tomorrow. You could go for free
and for worth at the beautiful Dickey's Arena. It'd be amazing. Be an
excuse if you've never been to Dickies just to go for nothing. Check it
out and you get to see a high level Texas basketball, Texas college basketball,
great Texas Tech Red Raiders, Danny, They're good seven and two or
something. How do you even know that Texas Tech fan? Bro outside of
my un t allegiance, I'm Texas Tech fan. Like, because your fiance
went there? Yeah, my brother and all his friends. My brother didn't
go there either, but his friends did, so we kind of have a
good It's a clever little friend group of five or six or seven people who
are like, why is it growing in the same direction? Why is it
if you grow up west of Weatherford everybody goes to tech? Dude? Ben
went to Tech? Is that weird? Ben? I had no idea Ben
was a tech guy. We went to Tech and then you know, transferred,
didn't he Yeah, he didn't make it out there, but uh,
you know it's tough for Ben to follow. I think a schedule in the
regimen at that age just skin went to Austin and blew that. Yeah,
but he went back later and got his degree there. Yeah. No,
well no, he and Ben didn't he? He and Ben both ended up
at un t Oh wow, I thought Skin actually finished it at Austin.
You and t where you go to get your degree after you fail elsewhere after
you fail out of ut Huh? Anyone? JJ is still nothing. Nobody
wants to go these people? Oh we got someone. Now. Look,
you don't get the tickets unless you participate in the game. Why are you
up? Yeah, it's a fun it's a fun parlor game that the whole
family could play. Tradition like none other. Tony all right, who we
having cocaine? All right? Hi? What's your name? Brad? Brad?
Where are you calling from? Uh? Driving to prosper Okay, Brad,
before we get into your personal life and dig into some deep details,
are you actually going to use these tickets if I give him to you?
Yeah, my kid goes to Tech. He's a freshman there. Perfect,
This is this is what we wanted. So why do we do this?
And your kid will be in town right for the holidays. Yeah, he's
here. That's awesome. Awesome. Where did you? Uh? Did you
guys? Did he grow up here in the metroplex or did you guys live
out Well he went to No, he went to fire Mountain High School.
Okay, what are you driving to prosper for this morning? Picking up a
ford? No, going to see a sit by a girl at six in
the morning. You gotta drive. It's early, dude. What have you
been up all night doing horny text days going? No, half the day's
going I mean technically a quarter of it, but yes, what time?
What time do you for? What do you do for a living? I'm
a nurse. Oh you got crazy hours? Huh, Well, I'm not
that kind of nurse anymore. I kind of got a sweet gig where I
just drive around nursing doing nursing stuff. Oh so you're starting to you're going
to see about a girl due to her health. Yeah. Oh, it
made it sound like you were responding to a booty call or something. Not
a booty call. Okay, look I've done it before six in the morning.
Like, yeah, screw and I'll come over. What the hell?
Why not? Like I said, half the day's nearly going, get it
done. She can have those tingly feels all day at work. I hear
that. I hear that. The female orgasm is a little different than the
males, like it leaves them with crazy feelings and I don't know, you
know what I'm saying, Like, keep going, Kevin, No, there's
no control. A little bit better than we can. Kevin, tell us
more about the female orgasm. Well, for us, I would assume I'm
a sexual, so it's hard for me to know, but I would assume
it's just kind of a you know, one two bam. And for them,
after the act, whatever happens, they're left with twenty four to forty
eight hours of really just this euphoric feeling in their body as if they'd gotten
a massage over the last couple of days. Well, they say the pigs
orgasm could last up to thirty minutes a pig. It's just science. That
is science. From Brad, Well, we've learned a lot. Will you
do with my personal nurse? Now happens? I've heard you guys are up.
I'm as we'll join you. So all right, Hell Brad, we're
gonna give you tickets to the US LBM Coast to Coast Challenge at Dicky's Arena.
That's tomorrow. Tickets and more info at Dicky's Arena dot com. If
anyone out there wants to jump on board of that. Thank you. They
give us five pair of tickets this week, and we appreciate them doing that.
How's your kid doing out at Tech? Uh? First semester not too
bad. Yeah, it's past everything, So the money didn't go down the
toilet. Man, that's as a parent that has got to be a really
good feeling because it's that first semester. You just kind of cross your fingers.
Yeah, you just you never know. Yeah. I ended up on
interscholastic probation after my first semester and dropped out. Well for everybody, Brad,
will you put me through college? I love it. I think Brad
seems like a nice guy and he's out there doing good work, an important
job. What are you doing right now giving away college basketball tickets? That's
about it. That's the best thing, the most noble thing I'll do today.
Hey, there's value there too for your son and whoever he takes to
the game tomorrow. Yeah, he's got a gaggle misfits that are eating for
Christmas. I'm sure he'll load them up and go. Dude, isn't that
the worst? When the kid brings home the gaggle of misfits and they just
infiltrate your home and start ransacking the cabinets looking for food. That, oh
my god, that's all they want to do is eat all the food.
Seriously, this visit from your kid and his ding dong knucklehead friends from Lubbock,
that's going to cost you at least two grand just in groceries. Yeah,
he's a bottomless pit, that's for sure. And the rest of our
don't fall fall from the tree either, so it is a grocery bill for
sure. Well, Brad, stay on hold j J. I'll get your
information and your kid can go see three college basketball games tomorrow at Dicky's Arena.
What a lucky boy, including huge Texas Tech game. All right,
have a great holiday, bro, You did the same. That's Brad out
there nursing them back to health in the Metroplex this morning. We appreciate that.
How about that. I did not see it coming that it would end
up that way. I thought it was he said, I'm heading over to
see about a girl at six in the morning. Brad, You naughty boy.
Someone's been naughty this Christmas. Brad's gonna get coal in his stocking.
I want to play something here because yesterday on the Bit and Skin Show,
amazing things happen, including Mosquito in the Hulk for an hour. But this
is strip mall Steve. No strip mall Steve. You know he's got a
background in music production and things like that, but he has really making music.
But I every year do an annual celebrity death song in which every single
year I leave out people like this year, leaving out Hector Salamanca, Angus
Cloud and one of my favorite songwriters of all time, Charlie Robinson. I
mean, dude, I and I do this every year and I kick myself
in the nuts for it. And it's not because you forget. You can
only get so many people into the tune and the you gotta make it rhyme
and make it funny. It's it's relatively quick. It's an undertaking man.
Well this is because I forgot though on those three. But well, Steve,
I throw him a lifeline and he kicks it right back and says,
I'd rather drown punt it back, and for's like the jets here three and
out. Steve, I think might have started a new Christmas tradition. I'm
still gonna keep doing my celebrity death song until I'm not allowed to do it
anymore. But Steve created a songer today called All Alive on Christmas, and
I just want everyone to hear it because I think it's beautiful and is a
new Christmas tradition. Whether he likes it or not, he's gonna have to
do it next year again. This is trip Mall Steve for the Beninsican Show
with All Alive on Christmas on Your Home of the Mavericks nine, He's having
won the freak and I'm gonna play it for you when now A Lily Tomlin
is alive in dreams and doing well. A Gary Musey's driving like a bad
out of Hell Alisa and bouncing up and down online, A dacting Lucasalders on
a gram for the first time. Go receive your Headgieandal Bomb gonna be riding
everything on the screen of Margo Robbie, A dang Its, Wayne and Patrick
Duffy survived Toil After Christmas for me, oh Sylvistner, Starve pand On,
James Earl, John Paul Celebridies, All the Bee, All Alive on Christmas,
A Jeene Hackman and Michael Caine, Kevin Costner, Juli and Preasure Chris
Jack nicholsonry Up heard a Dick Van dyk day steal van here the Scott Stafftain,
Harrison Ford, Alpaccino, Allen All the Demi Moore, a Ringo Star
and Paulma Cardney survived till after Christmas for me, Oh, Sylvester stall On,
the hall stop done and line all Celebert It's all to be all alive
on Christmas. Mmedy eg Man and the new Sloring Bobard and the guy at
Beedle Juice the deer saying I've been good this dear gimmey star that Joe hands
in in stocking driving me. Dear Sannah, I was lying a minute ago.
I have not been good this year. I've actually been very bad.
Where I'd de seized my boss, I delivered sloppy flying work. I took
way too much vacation. I marked all my emails as read and I just
didn't reply to most of them. I killed a man. My auto registration
has been expired since twenty twenty. Forgive me, Santa, let me keep
Sylvest just alone. How sylvesterstone On and Jerry Jones all celebreties all to be
all alive on Christmas. Hal all celeberties all to be all alive on Christmas.
All all celebrities, all to be all alive, all the live.
Mori Povich, Michael dip Gunstead, you wonder helping John Danstead, Patrick and
Mother Stuart, Tony Dan's under a pardon, Dane Keaton and Rich R.
Fear and Rubber Due Ball, Hotes Simpson and Marcooper, David Swimmer, Patch
of My Big Joe Peshi Le and George Jesus. That's incredible forming and it's
so good. Man's cool. Rhyme schemes my word and I like that.
Man, I took too much vacation and I you know, I didn't read
all my emails. A killed guy. Yeah, the unnecessary key change me
so all that. The background vocals are doing some work too. Dude's a
nut. He is. He is a bona fide banana sandwich. Is that
he does asleep. I worry about his health. He sleeps. I guess
no one, you don't, I don't. He don't well. I think
some people are in arquier state. It was like some celebrity needs ten hours
of sleep, like Mark Wahlberg Get out of here, ten hours of sleep.
Who's got time for that? Besides you know, the people in college
like Brad's son and his mis gaggle of misfits. Okay, so coming up
next to the most important thing in the world. Yes, buddy of ours
and a rising star in the world of music, made a pretty astonishing announcement
yesterday on Instagram and simultaneously released a very foreboding track. And we'll cover all
of that and play a little bit of that or all. You know what,
We're gonna play the whole damn song next