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Good morning, learning morning people.
You're listening to ninety seven Freak FM one.

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This is a Frucus and Melay show. We will get you ready for

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Christmas holiday with Steroid TC Live Weightlifting
and Amos Bleach. I have run out

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of material. Oh, Fracus,
you get me every time. It's fun

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to do bad thing. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning Fracus. We're

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Fracas and Melea mornings here on the
freaking Okay, Happy Friday, everyone,

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Rain's coming. Gear up, Rain
is on the way, they're telling us.

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Boy in the fake Young Rodney Dangerfield
is excited on Channel five. Are

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you talking about Grant Johnston of NBC
five. Yes, look out Arlington seven

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forty six am. It's coming.
You're gonna get wet Arlington, wetter than

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you've ever been, like the northern
part of the METROPLEXA. It's gonna catch

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the most of this rain. It
always happens that way. Kevoh does that

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work like that? I don't know
why is it always when there's tornado warnings

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in effect, they always affect Wise
County? Yeah? Wise County is a

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love you know. I'm seeing that
at ten am you could expect a one

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hundred percent chance of rain. That
is a bold, scorching hot prediction from

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meteorologist in this town at a ten
am. If it is not rainy at

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ten am, I'm gonna be pissed
and I will lose trust. This is

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correct, trunks A. You won't
believe the rain that's coming to Arlington.

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Oh, why he'scunnie. They don't
get any respect. He does look like

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Rodney Dangerfield. You know he does. And when Rodney first started going on

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Parson, Yeah, I mean he's
got He didn't have like the crazy eye

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that Rodney had. Right, Maybe
he does actually literally just see a side

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view, I really just see half
of his face as they look at the

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monitor to try to tell us what's
going on with the weather. So ten

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am, one hundred percent chance of
rain. Don't you just make that ninety

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percent just so you have a little
bit of room. Yeah, and you

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never see him in like five percent. It's remember like ninety five percent.

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It's always in increments of ten.
It's ah, do we need the rain?

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Yeah? Of course we do?
Right? Why not? I was

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actually mowed my ard yesterday, which
is the weird December middle of December yard

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mow because my grass is growing now
it didn't grow as and uh, I

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was sitting just walking into my yard
and going, man, that's a very

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pretty unbalanced foundation. After a summer
of them no water. It's like,

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I'm not gonna fall in a hole. Here, my god. Do you

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have the old fifties cylinder blade lawnmower
that you just push? It feels like

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it's a times it's really it's good
enough. Though. I didn't have to

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go buy a new one. It
was a gift or it was a get

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rid of from someone in the family. And my brother's like, I got

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it. I got a new one. You can have my old one,

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and it gets the job done for
what I need to get done. Say,

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hey, that's the big story today. It's gonna rain now, Danny

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get it. I will say that
in about fifteen now, about ten minutes

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or so, we'll invite someone on
the phone at two one four or eight

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one seven seven, eight seven one
ninety seven to one if they want a

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triple header of college basketball tickets tomorrow. Only if you'll want that, call

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in and we'll play a fun game
of whire you up, Big Cowboys.

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Bill's prediction today. But the thing
I'm looking forward to most today is at

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nine o'clock. It's the Mike Siroy
performance review. Has he agreed to zoom

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in? I don't know. I
had, you mean, you don't know

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a little correspondence with him last night, and I'll leave it at that.

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So he's back. They went to
the MAVs game, I think, really

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well, I don't know if he
did. I saw Christina had posted pictures

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in the MAVs game. Unless she
was posting old pictures from the MAVs game.

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Is MAVs lost to t Wolves last
night? The first half technical foul

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for Luca again, we'll talk about
that at seven. I think the refs

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have it out for him, and
I think they're trying to shut him up

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by like, look, the first
time you can plain technical and then you

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gotta not be up our butt all
night. I hate they're issuing the warning

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very quickly, and the warning has
escalated to a technical. I mean,

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it's not a bad it's not a
bad strategy. If you don't want to

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deal with his jawing all night long. No, man, my god,

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I was like, he can't,
but he can't help it. It's going

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to happen. I mean, I
wonder if they're telling him that before the

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game because he he's got pretty good
like off court report with those guys.

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I think he always has. Yeah, yeah, that'd be something if say,

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look, Luca, the first time
you get out of line, we're

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gonna hit you because we don't want
to hear it all night. Man.

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Well, you know, there's a
couple of things I can't believe. It's

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a little bit of our sports segment
will be about at seven today, But

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Michael Parson's complaining about it NFL officiating
and then Luca and the referee last NTNBA

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game was interviewed and explained why he
teed up Luca. I personally disagree with

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it, but I totally understand it
if I was the ref of why I

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would do it. Because it's every
night. So that's at seven, that's

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a seven. This is your last
show of the year, it is I'll

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be back on jan two. Well, I mean you've only got two more,

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y Yes, So what's the calendar
look like here? January two is

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a Is it Tuesday? I don't
know, Yeah, I think so it's

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a Tuesday. Yeah. New Year's
Day is on the first. Yeah.

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So we come back, all of
us come back full strength to work a

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four day work week. Hell yeah, hell yeah cocaine. The uh So,

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Christmas Eve is Sunday, the twenty
fourth. Correct The Cowboys play in

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Miami at three twenty five on Christmas
Eve. Wow, okay, Well it'd

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be fun to just blow up any
Christmas plans and just fly off to Miami

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and watch the Cowboys and Dolphin.
Is Mikey already going to be out there?

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I don't know. I bet he
goes. If he's out there for

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to go see his mamma, I
bet I bet he goes. Nobody finds

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a way in anytime you or him
are gone for a few days. I

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always have like seven to ten questions
for you, and loosely you can always

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text me not quite a twelve pack. I'll answer any questions you have while

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I'm on break. I'm not going
anywhere. I don't like to bother people

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too. Like you know, Kevin, you're my friend. You're not a

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bother. It's not like my phone
just goes dead for two weeks I don't

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hear from anybody. We're more than
coworkers, we're buds. I guess I've

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been made to feel like I'm bothering
everyone. By the way, people have

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treated me my entire life. Well, you know what, they're just a

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tired of me or annoying. Let
me tell you something. We have this

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discussion with Chris Jericho the other day
when people when people come at you like

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that, it's about them, not
you. Yeah right. What they do

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is they see the qualities in you
that they're envious of. They wish that

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they had your your your RAPEI or
quick wit. They wish that they had

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your work ethic. Yeah, you
know. So what they do is they

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try to tear you down and make
you feel lesser than because somehow that that

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serves them. It's a form of
gas lighting. I guess, yeah,

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it's it's you know what I'm it's
gas lighting adjacent I guess like adjacent we

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have it's six thirty some news that's
like, uh, you know it's a

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it's downer news, but it's you
know, it's something you should listen to.

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Uh so that's coming at six thirty. No, we have a fun

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show today. Don't mean you're wrong, dude. Some wild stories in the

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scuttle about at seven thirty. Man, I got a bunch of wild ass

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stories for uh. We may have
a little crossover which is fine because I've

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got a big plate of Dingu's morning
news stories and so and a shocking Christmas

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joke. Yes, and you know
you were giving me the stuff that didn't

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that was left on the cutting room
floor right before the show. And I

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don't love it. I love it. He loves it, folks, including

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the one about the very quiet house. So I want to hear that joke

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done in Trump voice. It was
the night before Christmas and all through the

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house that a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse. I should have

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bought a carbon monoxide alarm because everyone's
dead. Sleepy Joe, you never know

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is he asleep? Where is he
dead? Riding the sanctimonious dead? But

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get ready to god, I don't
know when it wants it. And we're

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not gonna talk in depth about this
at all, but gear up because the

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next month it's on this where it
it starts, and they're gonna hit you

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with this over the Christmas holidays.
No election stuff, Yes, Trump versus

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Biden. The news is gonna start
coming out and this is where it's just

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it's gonna start up and the reality
is about to set in with the world.

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Haven't we spent enough time with both
of these entities that the what do

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they call it, like when it's
late in the election year, the September

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reveal or whatever it's called, when
they have the big oh, five fun

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facts you didn't know about Sleepy Joe, and don't we already know everything about

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them? That nothing's gonna be shocking
if it's if they try to report something

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like that. I don't know that
it's even like reports that will come out.

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It's just about I think, because
I do. You think there's a

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big portion of America that's just ignorant
to anything that's going on. There's a

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ton of people who just avoid it. There's a ton of people that are

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just numb to it, all numb
to it, all of the above.

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But the reality is we are getting
a rematch of two eighty year olds and

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that is going to be the story
from January to November of next year.

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Like it's gonna happen, and it's
you're about to get hit over the head

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with it over Christmas, I promise, just like you're getting hit over the

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head with it now and you didn't
ask for that, and I apologize.

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I'm the most fired up for a
Cowboys game I think I've been in twenty

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years. Is it because you have
no idea what to expect? Buffalo is

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kind of like kind of fun to
Yeah. First of all, yes,

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coin toss game plus going to Buffalo
something we never do, and then the

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next week going to Miami something we
never do. Fun though, yea.

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And for me personally, there's gonna
be three Cowboys games that happen. Well,

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I am not here crazy. Yeah, it's always weird, and I

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guess it was weirder when you and
I were in the quote unquote sports talk

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industry. We're the most important games
of the year. You wouldn't be at

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work on the next day. Yeah, right, and you're like, oh,

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okay, like we'll come back from
vacation and they'll play their final game

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that that weekend, and then well
and that game hasn't meant anything to them

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in a long time, and might
Week eight Team Mike this year. Yeah.

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But and then you get if the
playoffs and it's over real quick.

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It's it's a lot to ask to
expect or think that the Cowboys will went

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out considering you know, their next
two opponents, maybe three, But you

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do have that hope. The way
that Philadelphia has kind of been playing as

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of late, that their Arizona will
come late in the season, that they'll

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get stung by a ding doll or
a ding goo. Yeah it could,

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and that ding dong could be Tommy
DeVito, God of the Giants. Yeah,

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that get That Italian family is the
most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

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They're all doing chefs kiss kissing each
other on the cheek. I mean it's

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the sopranos. Yeah, kind of
cool. But they even had the priest

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that Carmela was uh was banging.
She's ever banged him? Well, it

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was an intimate experience. She fancied. Yeah, the priest, She fancied

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the priest. Folk show. He
was staying late, like all day.

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They were watching movies and eating popcorn
and stuffing yoga weird stretches in the living

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and meditating really, but meditating and
yoga one of the same. To me.

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It's just me. Okay, let's
do this two one four eight one

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seven seven eight seven one seven one
Did anyone call in JJ? Does anyone

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want a triple header college basketball tickets
tomorrow? I got him for you.

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Texas Tech TCU UTA, they're all
playing tomorrow. You could go for free

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and for worth at the beautiful Dickey's
Arena. It'd be amazing. Be an

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excuse if you've never been to Dickies
just to go for nothing. Check it

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out and you get to see a
high level Texas basketball, Texas college basketball,

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great Texas Tech Red Raiders, Danny, They're good seven and two or

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something. How do you even know
that Texas Tech fan? Bro outside of

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my un t allegiance, I'm Texas
Tech fan. Like, because your fiance

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went there? Yeah, my brother
and all his friends. My brother didn't

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go there either, but his friends
did, so we kind of have a

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good It's a clever little friend group
of five or six or seven people who

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are like, why is it growing
in the same direction? Why is it

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if you grow up west of Weatherford
everybody goes to tech? Dude? Ben

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went to Tech? Is that weird? Ben? I had no idea Ben

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was a tech guy. We went
to Tech and then you know, transferred,

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didn't he Yeah, he didn't make
it out there, but uh,

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you know it's tough for Ben to
follow. I think a schedule in the

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regimen at that age just skin went
to Austin and blew that. Yeah,

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but he went back later and got
his degree there. Yeah. No,

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well no, he and Ben didn't
he? He and Ben both ended up

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at un t Oh wow, I
thought Skin actually finished it at Austin.

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You and t where you go to
get your degree after you fail elsewhere after

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you fail out of ut Huh?
Anyone? JJ is still nothing. Nobody

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wants to go these people? Oh
we got someone. Now. Look,

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you don't get the tickets unless you
participate in the game. Why are you

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up? Yeah, it's a fun
it's a fun parlor game that the whole

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family could play. Tradition like none
other. Tony all right, who we

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having cocaine? All right? Hi? What's your name? Brad? Brad?

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Where are you calling from? Uh? Driving to prosper Okay, Brad,

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before we get into your personal life
and dig into some deep details,

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are you actually going to use these
tickets if I give him to you?

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Yeah, my kid goes to Tech. He's a freshman there. Perfect,

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This is this is what we wanted. So why do we do this?

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And your kid will be in town
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here. That's awesome. Awesome.
Where did you? Uh? Did you

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guys? Did he grow up here
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out Well he went to No,
he went to fire Mountain High School.

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Okay, what are you driving to
prosper for this morning? Picking up a

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ford? No, going to see
a sit by a girl at six in

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the morning. You gotta drive.
It's early, dude. What have you

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been up all night doing horny text
days going? No, half the day's

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going I mean technically a quarter of
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What time do you for? What
do you do for a living? I'm

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a nurse. Oh you got crazy
hours? Huh, Well, I'm not

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that kind of nurse anymore. I
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just drive around nursing doing nursing stuff. Oh so you're starting to you're going

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to see about a girl due to
her health. Yeah. Oh, it

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made it sound like you were responding
to a booty call or something. Not

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a booty call. Okay, look
I've done it before six in the morning.

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Like, yeah, screw and I'll
come over. What the hell?

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Why not? Like I said,
half the day's nearly going, get it

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done. She can have those tingly
feels all day at work. I hear

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that. I hear that. The
female orgasm is a little different than the

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males, like it leaves them with
crazy feelings and I don't know, you

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know what I'm saying, Like,
keep going, Kevin, No, there's

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no control. A little bit better
than we can. Kevin, tell us

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more about the female orgasm. Well, for us, I would assume I'm

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a sexual, so it's hard for
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it's just kind of a you know, one two bam. And for them,

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after the act, whatever happens,
they're left with twenty four to forty

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eight hours of really just this euphoric
feeling in their body as if they'd gotten

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a massage over the last couple of
days. Well, they say the pigs

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orgasm could last up to thirty minutes
a pig. It's just science. That

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is science. From Brad, Well, we've learned a lot. Will you

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do with my personal nurse? Now
happens? I've heard you guys are up.

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I'm as we'll join you. So
all right, Hell Brad, we're

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gonna give you tickets to the US
LBM Coast to Coast Challenge at Dicky's Arena.

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That's tomorrow. Tickets and more info
at Dicky's Arena dot com. If

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anyone out there wants to jump on
board of that. Thank you. They

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give us five pair of tickets this
week, and we appreciate them doing that.

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How's your kid doing out at Tech? Uh? First semester not too

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bad. Yeah, it's past everything, So the money didn't go down the

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toilet. Man, that's as a
parent that has got to be a really

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good feeling because it's that first semester. You just kind of cross your fingers.

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Yeah, you just you never know. Yeah. I ended up on

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interscholastic probation after my first semester and
dropped out. Well for everybody, Brad,

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will you put me through college?
I love it. I think Brad

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seems like a nice guy and he's
out there doing good work, an important

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job. What are you doing right
now giving away college basketball tickets? That's

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about it. That's the best thing, the most noble thing I'll do today.

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Hey, there's value there too for
your son and whoever he takes to

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the game tomorrow. Yeah, he's
got a gaggle misfits that are eating for

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Christmas. I'm sure he'll load them
up and go. Dude, isn't that

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the worst? When the kid brings
home the gaggle of misfits and they just

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infiltrate your home and start ransacking the
cabinets looking for food. That, oh

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my god, that's all they want
to do is eat all the food.

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Seriously, this visit from your kid
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that's going to cost you at least
two grand just in groceries. Yeah,

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he's a bottomless pit, that's for
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don't fall fall from the tree either, so it is a grocery bill for

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sure. Well, Brad, stay
on hold j J. I'll get your

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information and your kid can go see
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What a lucky boy, including huge
Texas Tech game. All right,

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have a great holiday, bro,
You did the same. That's Brad out

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there nursing them back to health in
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How about that. I did not
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up that way. I thought it
was he said, I'm heading over to

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see about a girl at six in
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Someone's been naughty this Christmas. Brad's
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I want to play something here because
yesterday on the Bit and Skin Show,

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amazing things happen, including Mosquito in
the Hulk for an hour. But this

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is strip mall Steve. No strip
mall Steve. You know he's got a

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background in music production and things like
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But I every year do an annual
celebrity death song in which every single

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year I leave out people like this
year, leaving out Hector Salamanca, Angus

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Cloud and one of my favorite songwriters
of all time, Charlie Robinson. I

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mean, dude, I and I
do this every year and I kick myself

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in the nuts for it. And
it's not because you forget. You can

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only get so many people into the
tune and the you gotta make it rhyme

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and make it funny. It's it's
relatively quick. It's an undertaking man.

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Well this is because I forgot though
on those three. But well, Steve,

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I throw him a lifeline and he
kicks it right back and says,

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I'd rather drown punt it back,
and for's like the jets here three and

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out. Steve, I think might
have started a new Christmas tradition. I'm

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still gonna keep doing my celebrity death
song until I'm not allowed to do it

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anymore. But Steve created a songer
today called All Alive on Christmas, and

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I just want everyone to hear it
because I think it's beautiful and is a

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new Christmas tradition. Whether he likes
it or not, he's gonna have to

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do it next year again. This
is trip Mall Steve for the Beninsican Show

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with All Alive on Christmas on Your
Home of the Mavericks nine, He's having

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won the freak and I'm gonna play
it for you when now A Lily Tomlin

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is alive in dreams and doing well. A Gary Musey's driving like a bad

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out of Hell Alisa and bouncing up
and down online, A dacting Lucasalders on

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a gram for the first time.
Go receive your Headgieandal Bomb gonna be riding

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everything on the screen of Margo Robbie, A dang Its, Wayne and Patrick

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Duffy survived Toil After Christmas for me, oh Sylvistner, Starve pand On,

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James Earl, John Paul Celebridies,
All the Bee, All Alive on Christmas,

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A Jeene Hackman and Michael Caine,
Kevin Costner, Juli and Preasure Chris

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Jack nicholsonry Up heard a Dick Van
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Harrison Ford, Alpaccino, Allen All
the Demi Moore, a Ringo Star

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and Paulma Cardney survived till after Christmas
for me, Oh, Sylvester stall On,

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the hall stop done and line all
Celebert It's all to be all alive

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on Christmas. Mmedy eg Man and
the new Sloring Bobard and the guy at

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Beedle Juice the deer saying I've been
good this dear gimmey star that Joe hands

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in in stocking driving me. Dear
Sannah, I was lying a minute ago.

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I have not been good this year. I've actually been very bad.

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Where I'd de seized my boss,
I delivered sloppy flying work. I took

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way too much vacation. I marked
all my emails as read and I just

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didn't reply to most of them.
I killed a man. My auto registration

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has been expired since twenty twenty.
Forgive me, Santa, let me keep

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Sylvest just alone. How sylvesterstone On
and Jerry Jones all celebreties all to be

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all alive on Christmas. Hal all
celeberties all to be all alive on Christmas.

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All all celebrities, all to be
all alive, all the live.

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Mori Povich, Michael dip Gunstead,
you wonder helping John Danstead, Patrick and

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Mother Stuart, Tony Dan's under a
pardon, Dane Keaton and Rich R.

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Fear and Rubber Due Ball, Hotes
Simpson and Marcooper, David Swimmer, Patch

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of My Big Joe Peshi Le and
George Jesus. That's incredible forming and it's

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so good. Man's cool. Rhyme
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Man, I took too much vacation
and I you know, I didn't read

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all my emails. A killed guy. Yeah, the unnecessary key change me

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so all that. The background vocals
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nut. He is. He is
a bona fide banana sandwich. Is that

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he does asleep. I worry about
his health. He sleeps. I guess

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no one, you don't, I
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some people are in arquier state.
It was like some celebrity needs ten hours

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of sleep, like Mark Wahlberg Get
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Who's got time for that? Besides
you know, the people in college

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like Brad's son and his mis gaggle
of misfits. Okay, so coming up

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next to the most important thing in
the world. Yes, buddy of ours

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and a rising star in the world
of music, made a pretty astonishing announcement

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yesterday on Instagram and simultaneously released a
very foreboding track. And we'll cover all

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of that and play a little bit
of that or all. You know what,

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We're gonna play the whole damn song
next